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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
oh no frisk
>>559277142Good morning! How are you doing today?
doomin'>>559277142Goat mornin'
>>559277180I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>>559277261>>559277279hello hello, doing alot better, might actually go to the grocery store today because i suspect my fever to be mostly gone now.
>>559277345Glad to hear that. :D
>>559269139Oh hey, thats my pic, neat.>>559269367Lmao i didnt even notice, watch it turn out that the roaring knight wore blue clothes all along
>>559277345You have that goat strength and endurance.
This morning was horrible, I had some red glowing paralysis demon sit on my chest which made it difficult to breathe, I know my sleep paralysis doesn't relate much to deltarune so imma just say that noelle kinda sucks as a character
>>559277429>>559277616thank you frens <3
>>559277527Planet BusterTo create a Dark World you must strike your Blade into the EarthMuch to think about!
this concludes the 2016core undertale rebroadcast
>>559278150>still doesn't understand he's just ripping off brandishYou don't even need to stretch the words to come up with crack theories. Literally just look at the games that inspire him and you'll understand instantly. It isn't Deltarune foreshadowing, it's just his Brandish mind control virus developing itself early on.
Can someone post the whiteboard art of carol's pet tennatick giving birth please? I need to see it urgently.
Noellefags, gents.
>>559278752based
>>559278752I don't know how to have hate, this just makes me feel sad/bad
>>559278916Same, I'm a faggot but the way he's posed with literal anime figures in the back is sad, he may be autistic
>>559278752Could be worse.
>>559278752I'm gonna a picture of my Susie cosplay someday and post it to a thread, just to mog that guy
>>559279348Show us please
>>559278752The reaction to this image of a random cosplayer is very performative
>>559279210Is it bad to own anime figurines or is it bad to take a picture where they are visible?
>>559279484I would say both desu but the latter is definitely more shameful
>>559279392It's like 2am rn and I'm talking to my bf, maybe tommorow
>>559279484It's bad to have bad taste in anime figurines and firearms.I just noticed the glocks lmao.
>>559279716oh hey i am about to start vc with my bf any minute now, you and me are on the same wavelength i feel
>>559279484my friends are super into anime and gift me anime figurines from shit i know nothing about so i just have random buff shonen men and big tit lady statues dusting away on my shelves and i know nothing about them nor do i care to look them up and just kinda place them wherever because i don't know where to keep them and whenever i look at them i think "what could possibly be the context for this character design and what would people think of me if i told them no i don't keep these because i'm a pervert i keep these because my pervert friends gifted them to me even though i don't even share those interests because i am grateful that they attempt to connect to me through their own interests and hobbies"sometimes i look at my friend group and i think i might as well be a rudinn surrounded by clovers and hathys
What does this mean?
>>559279593I don't get itIs this like, anime figures are associated with weird and autistic people and you're supposed to make an effort to avoid resembling those people even as you're cosplaying Noelle Holiday from Deltarune?The two people I know IRL who collect figures are married to each other and this (cis) woman author whose books I like has a cabinet with 60 Kaworu figures and it all seems basically fine, not my hobby though
>>559278752Kek. It really is always these faggots
>>559280204>whiteknighting this ugly troonYou are 100% trans lmao
>>559278752they sure love being blonde little girls dont they folks
>>559280048gaster is vagueposting to garner more attention
>>559279210Anime website
>>559280583>>559280448
Noelleknight confirmed?
>>559279863oh crud. heh. cute.
i ship mad mew mew and pizzapants/burgerpants
>>559280448I'd be less puzzled if we weren't on a troon game general on an anime websiteIf you were a normie calling weird people weird then that would be one thing but the attitude of "I'm into weird cringe shit but at least I'm insecure about it unlike THOSE people" just doesn't seem very helpful
>>559277905Actually the existence of chariel implies Asriel's name was Toriel's idea
>>559278552My god she has Mettaton hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbkEfHwHlBs
>>559281269I'm not sure it's clear that Toriel is the one who came up with "Chairiel"
>>559280805That actually has some backing because they met in the dog Casino dialogue and she calls him a creep who keeps looking at her
>>559277160i have a head splitting headace so i drew pluey fat to quell my boiling rage https://files.catbox.moe/a6brvc.png
>>559281870Built for Ozempic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psjni77-KrM
>>559281870very plush sexy pluey
i love buckethead <3
>>559282210it's just a fatsuita fat fursuitdarkners can't actually gain or lose weight
Taking a break besides my beloved Asgore as we take stock of what work we have left on all the gardening projects he'd like done while noting that his attention seems drawn somewhere in the distance, but my curiosity is soon sated when he asks I follow him upon ending our break to stand before the big tree in our back yard before carefully carving a claw within it's bark to draw a life-sized golden flower and a palm-size heart which both sandwich a plus symbol and are enclosed within a larger heart being pierced with a pitchfork (I was totally flustered by this unexpected heartfelt and romantic gesture he'd been secretly planning in his head all morning, to the point where a hug alone seemed insufficient to express how delighted it made me feel and I had to pin him against the tree's other side for some well-earned smooching). Having a playful debate with Asgore about chocolate versus peanut butter desserts since I was planning on doing something special for him over the weekend, and as we settle on mixing both flavors into cookies I see the admittedly expected but altogether guilt-inducing expression upon his face indicating that he doesn't want to wait for the weekend and would rather have them now after they'd been worked up so much in his mind (I placed a hand on either of his cheeks to gently ask if he'd rather bake them now, and I didn't even need to know more past the lighting up of his eyes before I hit the kitchen). Getting into an excited Asgore's truck as he slowly turns the previously-nonfunctional air condition dial to cold, and as I feel the icy wind blast from the vents I enthusiastically turn to congratulate him before being halted by how handsome he is with the serene look on his face and the artificial wind tousling his hair (I got a hold of myself and praised his hard work, shortly before he put his arm around me in a victory half-hug that shifted my stun into a warm fluster)>>559281870Pluey you fat cat you are so big and fat why are you so fat
ATTENTION UTG!Group gooning session starts in 4 hours, don't be late!
my fellow americansuuhhhhh drone strike tenna
>>559283545I'll start edging now in preparation.
>>559283545can we just have a group call where we all get our dicks out on camera
>>559277160https://files.catbox.moe/r4zhtv.mp315% more effort
>>559280048>TP gain reduced outside of kid!>gain tp by dissolving the titan spawn
Good news everyone
>>559281434Looking at her tranny booty...
https://youtu.be/Bg5tPk5s0tQ
>>559284876>>559285174imagine that theres a speech bubble on the gerson picture kek
>>559285550Can Tenna handle they/them pussy?
Japs love these games
I wish Noelle was my childhood friend and girlfriend
>>559277046Hooman!
>>559277527Sexo Frisk
Flop thread for a flop gameDeltarune was a mistake.
>>559286712same
>>559284784ai sucks I just fed uncooked beans to ralsei and now hes dead
>>559287561It's 3am just enjoy the vibes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhp_l2ynk8E
>>559280524I found his socials and it turns out he’s just a femboy.
>>559288529Profiling in action...
>>559288529He looks tall
goat
>>559288834He might be
shaving powder seems to work pretty well on my asscrack toonot that i'm able to look at it too closely
>>559278752>>559288529>>559288962he’s actually really cute
>>559288962>>559288529>>559278752i can tell he's hiding his ugly long ass face
>>559289151Noelle already has a long face
>>559278752I dislike that he has his ears out when the headband also has ears on it.
>>559289246long ugly man horse face isnt the same as cute girl long face and he knows it which is why he hides it
>>559289585
>>559290246
>>559290380:3
>>559290456<3
>>559288529That doesnt change what I said that they love being little girls because theyre pedophiles. The cute school girl aesthetic noelle has excites them because they are pedophiles.
i just read absolute superman and now i cant unsee Kris as this version of superman
Pikachu-chan, on behalf of Deltarune© and Tobysoft LLC, I kneel to thee. Thank you for accepting us as members of the Nintendo™ family!
>>559290487OwO
>>559290480
>>559290612OvO
>>559290653O_O
>>559290809:/
goap
>>559290848SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>>559291261>homo juice[BIG SIP]
>>559291230>>559291362I'd goap with you but I gtg now. See you later! :)
>>559291396thank you for posting frenhave a good day bye bye :)
W Deez Gaster
>>559291669W Dess Gaster
i should paint
I really really really am very very very fond of her
>>559292226What will you paint
>>559278752im all in on this dude having nasty stubble under that facemask
>doefags meeting irl
If this general is """dead""" why is there always a new fucking thread everyday
>>559294496because if there wasn't id miss you pookie bear <33333
imagine when deltarune fully release and all the retarded theries die
>>559290520
>>559294496CorrectWe're averaging 12 hours per thread and haven't gone over 24 even once since chapter 3/4, back in the day 72 was typical
>>559294621All the most annoying theories will be developed after releaseYou just wait
>>559294701>tfw this kris grabs you by the hair and forces your face against their crotch
>>559277160https://files.catbox.moe/ypez7a.jpgIn the corner of Asgore's garden, there's a little newly made pond. "I just finished it this morning! What do you think, human?" Asgore stands behind me, smile happily. You can tell he is proud of it. You have never seen a blue lotus before, and you're definitely scared of ruining the flower with your amateurish art skill. Still, you want to try.
wtf why is kris not yellow and real?
>>559295710kris would look more dishevled and mentally unwell, thats a faker
>>559295907toriel forced them to shower before their monthly clothes change
>>559280651Noelle's evil twin, Niggelle
>>559283545Barely 15 minutes until group gooning starts.
>>559295710It's a decent cosplay, but they need to fuck up their liver more like me to get the true jaundice experience
>>559295330fuuuuuuck i need that pleaseeeee
>>559292932oh just some flowers
>>559283545>>559296123how will the gooning happen exactly? is someone gonna stream? or will someone merely post a dick pic? i need clarification.
im tired please give me rest and deltarune
>>559295330NEEEEEEEEEDDD
It is pleasantly warm and sunny outside = Spring where is NEWSLETTER
>>559283545>announces gooning sesh starting soon>doesn't actually start it up >refuses to elaborate further>leavesbased?
goon sesh? more like kris sesh!I love kris!
thrivin'how are yall doing this morning utg? sleep well?
>>559297764Just got back from work, the weather's nice, life is good.
>>559295507i like your flower paintings, very pretty
>>559295507This is nice
>>559295710>>559295907>>559296159Not fat enough
>>559298490just like me fr...
>>559290520Would Kris consider Kal a Beta Cuck for not offing Ra's ?
>>559298490If kris can be a twink with a belly then so can I, with the power of DETERMINATION!!!!
What if the ending to deltarune is the Soul breaking out the 4th wall.Can you dodge rain?
found this at the bottom of my utg folder
>>559300131Now post the fat tenna one
discuss this image
>>559300556Not canon because Chara is a girl.
>>559294496Used to be like 2-3 threads a day, this about the speed of Chapter 1 /utg/. Grim
>>559300917She's a big girl.
>>559301697*(For you.)
>>559298490this is why kris with a small stomach pudge is the best kris
>>559297764way better than last night, slow day at work and i made some wonderful egg salad for breakfast
>>559301697>>559301697>>559301697>>559301697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llLMOG68T_g
>>559300556Goats might act tough but they are easily intimidated.
gay marriage
gay divorce
>>559303746
>>559303852wrongput him in a suit
>>559303962
>>559303834doesn't happen
>>559303834>gay divorcegay men just rape and murder the weaker one, like how preying mantises kill their mates
>>559304072good
>>559281870Oh my god. Peak
gay kidnapping
>>559304298Taking Ralsei to Vacation World under the guise of a routine mission and insisting that he try all they have to offer
i hope
a million more fangamer merch to israelsei
Fave just ate two 60 gram packages of fruit mints, it says excessive consumption may have laxative effects. Is fave gonna shit themself?
all theoryslopists should die
Beach boy
>>559304995update: fave is farting and their stomach is making weird noises wtf
>>559304995points at my tounge expectantly while saying aaahhhhhh
The more I play mewgenics and the deeper I get in it's psychotic as fuck plot, the more I'm starting to think the "very very similar" game might have been this shit the entire timea psychopathic but goofy scientist who did human experiments and dumped the victims in a bunker, teams up with a deja-vu riddled corpse he brought back from the dead, to aggressively abuse time travel and fuck with the past so as to bring his dead loved one back to life.
Gay monogomy
>>559304775Made for hyper dickings
>>559305694Okay, now I definitely gotta play this, Isaac has been getting a little too familiar after 13+ years
hey guys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q43EesgMHcE
>>559305728sharing a life togethersupporting each other no matter whatyou and him against the world
>>559304610deltarune tomorrow
>>559282210god forbid a shadowgga enjoy some kitty treats
>>559301760i don't know who you are batmanposter but i always see you near what would be early morning hours in my timezone and it cracks me up because in my mind i'm imagining bruce wayne ending a night coming back home to the batcave logging onto the computer to post about fave on /utg/ while alfred gets his normal rich guy suit ready for him like he just has survey_program installed on the main computer and that's the only videogame in there and this is the only general he frequents and the only time he opens the site
>>559306296What if I were to go to bed right now so tomorrow comes sooner?
>>559306578lmao
>>559306124>The final boss of deltarune is Whiteyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5SVtL7aR04
Fave comforting and encouraging you to check your email today ASMR
>>559306590when tomorrow comeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWzRKxhpPA0
>>559306505>ralsei bondage
>>559306707>eight crazy nights darkworld
>>559306929that's the mall scene
>>559306923
>>559304203Why arent those cases reported on the news then
>>559304203>like how preying mantises kill their matesbased and hot
>>559307794I remember hearing that the way mantises bite into the male's head makes the body convulse and cum harder.
>>559305923This has only made my weeny harder
Fave stopped jerking off after they came to the conclusion that it makes you a liberal.
>>559307205people are too busy foaming at the mouth about trannies to see the beauty of the male form and mind
Fave stopped jerking off after they came to the conclusion
>>559307858So basically they make the male cum one last time before doing a glory kill?
>>559308394but anon... you'll get BLUE balls
>>559308394>camesnrk
>>559308494Nono they do the glory kill WHILE the male cums and it makes the male cum even harder due to spasming while dying.It's kind of fucked up but also sort of hot.
>>559308449Being gay is more masculine than not, in fact, gay people in ye olden times used to bang all sorts of buff men often
>>559308691this sounds incredibly made up for pornos
>>559308691Well, the brain is high on horny atp, so the fact they cum harder means it feels good to them rather than being an insta boner-killing experience
>>559308854Gee, wonder where porno got their stuff from
>>559309091brain
undertale/deltarune??
men are rather beautiful
>>559309140i agree>cut to aaron merch shrine
>>559309131Still on topic given how gay the games are
>>559308854nta but it makes sensemales don't blow their entire load in case they are able to escape and breed another female, while females have some selective pressure for giving them brain damage in the right way to make them blow their entire load anywayi wouldn't assume any of that corresponds to actual pleasure on the part of the male though, insects are really different from mammals and really dumb on top of that
Goat kisses
Do mantis monsters do the same stuff as their animal counterparts?
Mornin folks! Hope you are doing well. I shall also spread goat love.
We know azzy
boys, men even
>>559309247they don't just give them brain damage they eat the entire guy
>>559309408Instead of a bakery, the mantis girl runs a bridal store.She's a bit weird to talk to, but her merchandise is legitimate.
>>559309339isn't it a little funny how fast the fandom turned on Kralsei as soon as chapters 3 and 4 came out. Like man i never thought i would ever see a fandom get over themselves like that. all it took was a single artist carrying the ship on his back and kick starting the trend so to speak. Not that Kralsei art didnt exist before square, or before chapters 3/4
>>559309339I wanna exchange saliva with Kris
>>559309593well yes but they start by doing a bite of 87 on them
>>559309408Yup, theyre ironically fairly rare in the underground given that their non-mantis mates would get killed during sex, however, mantis monsters tend to have sex with skeleton monsters because the skeletons can pull a papyrus and survive by pulling their own head off before the mantis hurts them instinctively
>>559309548don't pretend you're attracted to anything above the age of boys
>>559309874Feeling left out?
>>559309874for a series thats so gay theres a suprising amount of good mens.Mettaton, asgore of course, rudy, grillby (i remember being obsessed with him).Not to ipmly my favorite character isnt Asriel because hes so cute.
>>559309874Started off as prison gay but I'm beginning to appreciate the forms of other types of men
>>559309708To this day Kralsei feels kind of insular. I personally like Kralsei and Krusie, and the difference is very noticeable - with Krusie you can dig and dig and dig and keep finding new stuff, but Kralsei is almost like a gated community in a way, and they're always thirsty for new content.
AAAAAAAAAAAWHERE IS NEWSLETTERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHERE IS RELEASE DATE
>>559309548Ralsei wagging his little tail when he's happy is the cutest thing ever
>>559310179Gayness isnt just thirsting for twinks and underage boys, its also got bears, manly men, baras, fat men, etc.
>>559310179i think it's because the skeletons are, well, skeletons. if they had meat on them, they'd be in there too and there'd actually be fine ratios
Middle-aged Ralsei's wiry body
>>559310228Theres a lot of kralsei moments in ch3&4 throughhttps://youtu.be/Q1zgXY846PM
>>559310228as a Chasriel head, i understand, though sometimes i almost feel that sort of "grass is always greener" effect on the other side of the bend. Because i know Kralsei heads complain on occasion and its like, man how do you think i feel!the only people who draw Chasriel anymore are Japanese/Korean fans! Because everyone else is to scared. >>559310349Thats why i only mentioned 1 twink (mettaton) the rest i think are pretty manly. and also why i didnt mention skeletons cause thats the obvious choice.
Dilf ralseiYum yum yum
>>559310470too bad the fandom no longer gives a shit
ralsei but he 30
ralsei but with the build of harrier du bois
>>559310682leagues under the sea
ralsei but he 30 ralseis
>>559310179I'm saying this because the only ralsei/kralsei fanart goteposters spam are the ones where they look like middle schoolers or younger
>>559310427based and true
Fish I wish
>>559310470I don't deny that, I mean the fanart. There's basically a small handful of big names and a couple dozen amateurs, and once you've been around for a couple months, you're gonna learn about oall of them and wonder if that's all there is.
>>559310342i love soft men
WAKE UP TOBY CHAPTER 5 WHEN
>>559311032damn that bitch fucking hates cats
>>559310784I can see how goatfags could get annoying after a while, even tho i guess i am one hahaha. I don't really care to post other peoples art unless its relevant to something i wanna discuss though.
People say that Kris and Susie and Ralsei have a strong friendshipI would argue that this is completely wrong because the group consists of one traitor, one schemer and one lizard who really thinks she's friends with the other two and on the same page about fighting the evil Knight
>>559311032No later than 2077
>>559310851that Square guy has also given up on the ship, right?
>>559311171but what if I get a brain deleting chip with keanu reeves on it put into my neck
>>559311247Then vault tec would have to nuke us
>>559310784Well, that's just how Ralsei's drawn most of the time, and I suppose Kris usually gets slightly uwu-fied for Kralsei, because this ship often prioritizes cuteness. Personally, I just enjoy how adorable it is.
>>559311170I feel this completly disregards Kris' actions that occur without player input. they defend susie as far back as chapter 1 and take another hit for her. They play around and doodle and conversate and have fun with her. They wouldn't feel bad or conflicted about their betrayal if they didn't care about her.Ralsei also cares, I mean he DID tell us why he lied as he did. And i think its not unsafe to assume hes not hiding too much from anyone except the player at this point. Because now everyone knows the full prophecy except us.
i love shotegote
>>559311194Haven't really been following him much, last thing I remember is that he changed his Ralsei's design to something way too stylized, and I haven't seen new stuff from him in the usual sources since.
>>559311536Agreed!
>>559311536shotegote has grown up to be a depressed and listless 20-something
>>559311359the New House For Susie joke option is how I think Kris actually feels about her situation, I think Gerson can tell it's actually coming from Kris too if you choose the Susie options when he asks where they're going
>>559311170Thats why we have to kill kris
>>559311686>azzy smokingKinda hot
>>559311686buff asriel or twink asriel when hes grown up, whats better?
>>559311979asriel in his late 20s just starting to lose his youth
Asriel returns to Hometown with mange
>>559311359Kris also only defends and takes hits for Susie when it doesn't get in the Knight's way, even if you don't buy into Kris Slash they at the very least didn't defend Susie at the end of chapter 3, not to mention that this entire relationship is built on adventures and threats that Kris and the Knight set up together to begin with aside from the Shadow Crystal questsLike obviously Kris does like Susie and likes spending time with her but the friendship isn't strong enough for them to choose her over the Knight and most of that time they've spent together was spent lying to her and manipulating her, it's not enough to just care about someone you have to actually do right by them if you want to say you have a strong friendshipRalsei I'm giving some slack because he's both burdened by eldritch knowledge and this is his first friendship with anybody so he genuinely doesn't know better but I'm 99% sure he's known about what Kris has been up to and is just as guilty about keeping Susie in the dark about what's truly been going on which is a giant dick moveObviously by the time we get to the endgame they'll have made up and all become truly great friends ready to face down the Knight and Gaster and the Angel and YHVH and Onionsan Soul and whatever but at this point in the game the party dynamic is truly, truly dysfunctional
>>559312031Going to Burger King with late 20's Azzy to cheer him up after a long day of workTelling him his slight chubbiness is cuteCuddling with him to incentivize him to fix his broken sleep schedule
>>559311686Man, life is pain27-30 was the worst years
>>559312257I need to end it all
Sex with talking flower
asriel tummy rubs to make all of his pain wash away
>>559312213>at this point in the game the party dynamic is truly, truly dysfunctionalThat much is true. Kris' dilemma of "friends vs. duty", or at least something he's burdened himself with that he thinks is his duty, is definitely an important part of the conflict, feels like he's about to be really torn up with that in Chapter 5, which I'm sure is gonna be the turning point of it all. Ralsei is still in the process of getting rid of this babyproofing "lie to them to keep them safe" mentality, he'll get better eventually. I feel like Chapter 5 is gonna be a high point for him, call it gut feeling.Susie may be on a slight downswing though, seems like she's finally starting to see how deep the shit really is.
>>55931230325 was when I first panicked about getting old30 when I realized it's all too silly to care about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGp-k9TVhus
Wew sorry guys i misclicked on /v/ and got distracted a bit by SA2 thread and Rogue booba im ok now
>>559312650Frisk...
>>559313114happens to the best of us
>>559313070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJSrluogw1EThis is spamton
>>559313193Azzy gets to tap that zaammnn
>>559313474Living paycheck to paycheck No savings since 15
>>559313474>turns out Sans' brother in DR is Gaster and he only comes out at night to work as a janitor
>>559313397Lucky flower...
>>559313761hold on.. green... janitor....
>Oh yeah, that's brother>Oh, his full name? It's Papyrus Gaster
>>559313927WHAT I'VE DONE, I'VE FACE MYSELF
>>559313895>THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER.>ROUND, SLOW...>AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME???>EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
i wish i could go on a playdate with fave
>>559314057Proof that sans' sweat and blood is actually slime
just the two of us
>>559314757papyrus is secretly filled with blue slime he's just low on it when you get there
just the three of us
>>559305694I was never sold on Dark Friend, that could easily be a generic name for a shadow copy like power But that plot does seem sketchyIm still not buying your game, Edmund
>>559314973
noelle should use all her friends she doesn't deserve them
>>559315160She starts with kris first
>title of the Mantle game is a sword striking downwards like it's opening a dark fountainneat, never noticed thathttps://x.com/nottye24_2/status/2028080644899934378
>>559315526Titans are humans who decided to stay in Dark Worlds
>>559314774we can make it if we try
>>559315526that's actually pretty cool.
17.20% of the year has passed
>>559305694A crying and crying and crying boy.
I FUCKING HATE RALSEI>violently punches ralseis butthole
>>559315646our layer of humans or a Lightner human?
>>559316157Lightner humansOur layer is Heaven
chapter 5 island dark fountain
>>559316260no, we're above heaven
busty kris is a good genre of drawing.
>>559316294>Noelle's computer
>>559316294Wh- what are they doing to kris?
>>559316110>absorption begins
>>559316427Oh yeah? Post some
>>559316450They're trying to suck out his Soul!
15 days until spring
>>559316294i got a boner from viewing this image please post more this is hot
>>559316587thgis is all i got.
>>559316617It's springtime already according to undertale
>>559316587
>>559316794
>>559317094bosom
>>559316294>>559317209These images really arouses my curiosity
>>559297764good lifts, nice walking, caught up with a friend i had not seen in a while, and made an actual meal i like. what a wonderful life
>>559316820Perky
>>559317209haha wow... c-can you take kris's shirt off next?
hold up..... Ralsei is the sweater...
>>559315709it's getting hard to believe that
>>559316294>>559317209.
>>559317732sadly they aren't mine https://www.tumblr.com/nekomimiswitchh
Oh mama mia protein iced coffee is such a cheat code
ralsei is not special btw if Kris was to makea dark world in his closet it would just be ralsei town
>>559317812what are you doing all alone here little fella?
>>559317926aw poo
>>559317953where'd the protein come from
>>559317926>ip grabbing link
>>559317793Sometimes you just gotta hold on for a little longer
>>559318052Dainty white paws typed this post
>>559318063Whats with the name?
>>559318181i am very lonely and useless and i think itll be this way forever
>>559318337don't you worry about that
The Ralsei Male wiggles his abdomen to signal and attract the attention of rogue human males. They then trigger the trip line, sealing their fate.
>>559318548Ok.
Asgore's awesome fucking TV guy
delaruen
I really ought to buy Kraut a VPN sub, the general is duller without his shining light. >>559318797do I need to investigate? I talk rapi- differently consented people*
>>559318962You're a fucking genius
i want to have sex with the main cast in deltarune. why do tumblrtards hate this
>>559318935how long until he says something wildly inappropriate but hilarious because it was normal in his era? Is Carol's TV just Vox from that stupid tumblr hell show? I just happen to know that randomly haha
>>559318350Never too late to do something about the "useless" part. Try to pursue something you wanna get good at. Perhaps talking to the people in that field will help you feel less lonely as well.
Why don't the fun gang engage with Queens stupid arcade game instead of...fighting her? Are they stupid?
>>559318350its ok anon daddys here
>>559316294>>559317209This would be a lot better if spamton was a midget
>>559319174If they don't fill the fun quota, their name will get revoked
if I put peanut butter on it will Kris lick it?
reltadune
>>559319438if you trained them right they should do anything you ask
>>559319408But she's evil. They need to take her out as soon as possible
what will release first deltarune or yandere simulator
>>559319082What do you mean?
>>559319571col.........
>>559319103He calls susie Toots once and she threatens to kill him so he stops
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>559319978He calls susie Toots once and she toots
>>559316294Lol Tenna is fat
>>559319438Like bags of sand
>>559318797Imagine the BO
Susi
FRISK DAISUKI!! CHARA DAISUKI!! HOOMANS DAISUKI!!
>>559320780well hello Susie armpits
FAVE NAKADASHI
When should I promote my units in Deltarune
I don't want to let these antifaves make any faves cry!I want faves to smile!So please, witness... my faveformation!
tomorrow, trust.
>>559320949the parasitic hooman poster is devoid of creativity and only able to steal other poster's gimmicks
Deltarune took so long to make that Everhood came out and Everhood 2 came out and now they're making an Everhood roguelite
>>559321521Never thought I'd say this but can it be day after tomorrow? There's another game tomorrow that I'm looking forward to. :)
>>559322068tomorrow is eternal
>>559321080Kris would fuck that
>>559322160Technically true. Every day is yesterday's tomorrow.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>559322803Good night!
>>559322537the san(d)s of time forever pour down the abyss of infinity
every scene the humans change colors, call them the huemans
Susie gf susie gf susie gf SUSIE GF SUSIE GF *claps* SUSIE GF *claps* SUSIE GF *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *forgets what this post is about and just claps going in a circle*
>>559323278Why is ralsei dressed like a girl
i want susie to get me in a chokehole and jerk my cock off lovingly>>559323364hes trying to attract human men, naturally
>>559322896Time really is slipping for me this week. I do one or two things and the day is already over.
>>559321656Oh shit wait the devs also did a whole 30 minute retrospective talking all about the gamesI just can't stop winning today
>>559323542bro same
>>559323139Good post
>>559323542I keep telling myself I'm gonna do something constructive when I get home from work, and then I get home, I blink twice, and suddenly it's 4 am and it's time for my 3 hours of sleep again.
>>559323278Why is susie dressed like a girl
>>559323278Why is kris dressed like a slut
>>559318935If you bring him back to Castle Town you can plug him in and fight him yourself at the Dojo. (He avoids fighting you in Asgore's Dark World.)
>>559323617What's the goofiest Ralsei image you have? Not sure about the ones in my collection but here is this one I guess.>>559323894Having time to only blink once or twice is exactly how I would describe it too.
>>559324005you say this as if kris isnt always the most slutty and rapeable person in any room they enter through sheer presence alone
>>559323542>this weekgoatbro...it's been two months...you posted that 3 years ago...
>>559324112>goofiest Ralsei image you have?idk this one?
I drank feesh oilI am full of Undyne essence
>>559319978tame. not telling her to get a job on his plantation?
>>559320949Based!
>>559324117true...
>>559324112>goofiest Ralsei image you have
>>559324325Ah, yes! A classic image!
>>559309627>>559277160if she catches you she sends you to a softlock
>>559318935sex with Vincent
Fuck man Susie HAS TO BE REAL SOMEWHERE
>>559324117dess...
>>559324738I honestly love seeing that one whenever it's posted.
>>559324867he cums first then rolls over and asks you to make him a sandwich
>>559324835let's fucking gooooo
>>559324606I wish blue skin was real
>>559324945and what would you do if this teenage girl was real
>>559325048it can be with some body paint and a dream
>>559325081unban her from ham sandwich day
>>559325048get some markers and a big bathtub
>>559324117To be fair, this is a hard contest whenever they're with Noelle.
>>559325048https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z_R2LtgTxU8
>>559325127if one of you motherfuckers ends up recreating the sharpie bath trying to turn into dark world kris we will become the laughing stock of the internet for the next decade we can't allow this to happen we can't allow these horrible horrible experiments you are suggesting
You ARE fasting, right Anon?
nah i’m slowing
>>559325201dess...
>>559325048There is actually a very rare condition.
>>559325221it will happen and it will be the funniest thing to happen in this thread for a very long time, our fate is already decided.
>>559324867During sex his TV head starts playing raunchy old 90s pornos. His penis makes crunching and crinkling noises as well.
fave turned on the oven but forgot to put the frozen meal inside like half an hour ago and now feels hungry AND stupid
Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh FRISK SEX I WANT TO FUCK FRISK FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAPOOOGHHHH!!PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT FRISK!!!PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPUNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
susie's big bush
>>559325446>he of in the cold food of out hot eat the foodFave...
>>559325275I'm actually doing a few days of maintenance from my diet to get my energy reserves and nutrients and shit back up for the last three months meaning I'm having various yummies
>>559325358>>559325048easily doable with silver.
>>559325589sansy…
>>559325687
>>559325743won't believe you until i see proof of you turning blue with a little paper that says utg
YOU'RE BLUE NOWTHAT'S MY FETISH
>>559325865Goatse
>>559325589This, but Susie
This monster Tenna, yay or nay?
>>559325869It has some adverse health effects and is hard to reverse, anon.k something else for you all, what would make you toss the game down and go home? specifically, what fan theory being true?
yea its over im never getting a susiejob at this rate
>>559325589Me...
im still not sold on image_friend being an important character in the story, theres nothing to him yet and 99% of the "lore" about him is just headcanon implication stuff>shows up offscreen for 0.5 seconds in the mansion basement>is shown in the cutscene where ralsei explains the dark worlds with a spooky jumpscare>shows up as little monsters that the mantle boss summonsoutside of this, in-game he has zero character or influence on the story.either he has some actual lore drops and references in c5 or hes just a red herring
>>559325865simpsons reference
>>559326335I need to fuck that sexy ass
>>559326356No fair, he also shows up in the darkness for 0.5 seconds at the church! That changes everything!(no but really it does have Implications it's just it implies it's something like titanspawns and not a singular entity but the fandom won't accept that)
>>559326356I bet if you tally up the obtuse NPCs in DT and UT, a vast majority of them are just funny jokes that don't really mean anything
>>559326215>susiejobYou mean one of these?
>>559326215You will have to settle for putting a hole in a paper bowl, sticking your dick in it, filling it with milk, and waiting for Catty to slosh your cock with her tongueThis started as a shitpost but i have a stiffy now
>>559326356toby doesn't just put in random bullshit that seems to hint at something that's actually literally nothing and has no significance just to trick peoplehe never has, i don't know why people have always assumed he would
>>559326335booty!!!!!
I DONT UNDERSTASND ANYHINGH ABNOUT THIS GAMEAMA AHEAHAGHAGHAGHA GAHGAHW WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH IM A BABY WAHAHHHHHHH
>>559326356i think it's a red herring so you don't think too hard about ERAM, which literally told you it has an agenda it hasn't finished yetif it was an actual big deal it wouldn't have got an origin story about being a petz thing in the sweepstakes, and i'm pretty sure the petz stuff is a fandom thing people did in The Wait so it won't have been part of toby's original plan.
>>559326356You aren't ready
Every mysterious thing that hasn't been fully explained in plain English halfway into the game is actually a red herring because real life doesn't have explanations and that's what Deltarune is about
This one's actually a green herring
why did winter go by so quickly
>>559326675>he never hasHow can you tell?
>>559327105i eated it all
Red herringRed her ringHer ring... red...
/utg/ i require your aidi can't find the fic where kris (and totally not the author's self-insert) is jewish and has trauma over being circumcized
>>559326675Uhhh oh yeah what has the Undertale Riverman schizotalk led to, again?
>>559327424TOBEEEERT!
>>559327424Frick....
>>559327454>they/them>jew????
goop
>>559326714Real knowers know they are the same thing, Mantle fight has Friend enemies, it's the first and only time we have an interaction with Friend
>>559327749>jey/jem
>>559327489>He trusts the man who speaks in hands
>>559323894At least you have a job I just lay about all day doing nothing and it's killing me
>>559327854grill
>>559328079spooder
>>559328118hooder
>>559327908Excuse me while I vomit in a corner somewhere.
>>559277160
>>559328294dancer
>>559328529Rudolph
>>559328118Gorter
>>559328689>>559328725DAILY reminder that it is december month right now
>>559326469>>559326696Based
>>559328801It snew
>>559327936Spent about 2 and a half years unemployed before I finally found my current job, so I know the feeling. I almost gave up and was considering becoming one of those vaguely defined "managers". Hope you find something eventually as well, anon.
>>559328801
>>559329025>>559329220>plus celsius degrees todayyeah it snew, emphasis on past tense, since winter is going away now
>>559327875highly plausible
>>559329483Warm weather can't come soon enough for me. I'm tired of cold.I'm going to bed soon. Good night, fren! See ya tomorrow!
>>559330086sleep well fren :D
>>559328801>>559330149yo numbers. how it going with you recently?
>>559330335'tis going well, might sleep soon
Kris Dreemurr is just Brad Armstrong except not bald and they can't do an AOE stun headslide attack
Yeah, your fave's cool, but can they do a kickflip?
When will ralsei use his iconic green missile move and get stuck in a wall?
>>559330904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgTJtdn6VjM
>>559330574yeah I gotta go to bed earlier as well, I hate spring and can't wait for fall to see all the things die. a symphony of rot and decay as the fungi claim the detritus of life and erupt with hatred as they thrust new spore colonizers wide and far.
>>559331425
>>559330904Yes, but only on accident>https://youtu.be/-NTAFZpPeEE
>>559331425Spreading my spores all over Tasque Manager's thighs....
Back to the old grind...
>>559330904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkXgcKESdE
>>55933239867 more days until the newsletter!!! And then 67 more days until Chapter 5!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70u2F_ryLDM
>>559332875hehe funni number
Did the dishes for my family, I feel a little less useless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-wFo7CcZI0
day 1 of avoiding shitter like the plague because ragebait isn't healthywhats some fun doomscrolling alternatives besides the chans of fourthe youtube algorithm has completely shit the bed and i don't get any new videos anymore
>>559333330The frog has been boiling for 10 years and you didn't jump until now
>>559333476believe it or not ive only jumped onto shitter after ch3+4 releasedgot sick of it now
>>559332901Holy based pic
>>559333330Play old school runescape and shitpost the ingame chat. You can tell when you're in an efficient area to train skills when you find a bunch of people in one spot. Go on quests, make money. It's great.
>>559333606Ok maybe there is hope for you doefag
>>559333330Who hurt you fren
>>559333768ignorance is blissand also the DR community on shitter sucks ass its filled with dumb stupid idiot children
>>559333330/utg/ is my doomscrolling alternativeWhen the threads go quiet I hop on the archive and scroll through threads from years ago
>>559333635That game is shit. There is a new continent and a new skill and it all looks like ass, and by the time you make enough money to buy an item it will probably crash the next day. Which is fine, if you hypothetically own all the items already. Fuck that game
>>559333873Unironically Deltarune Twitter is 300% better if you block that dumbfuck confessions account
>>559333330get a tumblr and only follow blogs that don't post whiny politics shit. i follow blogs for paintings and it's pretty chill
Who is your fave mystery nigga?Eram, Gaster, Everyman, Forgotten Man or Mike/Friend?
>>559333981Of course the game is shit the best parts of it were made by interns working over a few summers during the 2000s. But like, you can watch numbers go up slowly and chat with people while you do it on a second monitor while you do something actually interesting on your main one. That's the real way to game.
>>559334064Can i have some recs pls? If not on here, then on the wb
>>559333330>>559334064This, I follow lots of great tumblr blogs that just post nature, aesthetic, landscape, etc photography.
>>559334186I like ERAM because it is mean to Kris
>>559334218Counterpoint, just play a good game instead
>>55933421800s mmos....home....
>>559334186Everyman will always be mah nigga
If Susie had a computer she would play GunZ the Duel
>>559331684so I wanted to have phone sex but I'm afraid of....Hearing aids.
>>559334496Uhohhhh, og gamer in the building butterflying everyone
>>559334395I've been grinding Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall on the other monitor.It also has numbers that go up but there's nobody else and it's a vast empty world but I have a house in a nice coastal city and a dungeon with a pile of loot and monsters in a room next to the entrance. Was also playing Morrowind via Open MW with mods and multiplayer a lot recently to a point I was posting here less. Been eating good by ignoring old Bethesda games my whole life until people finally fixed them. I got in at Oblivion/Fallout 3 and didn't really look backwards until recently.
>>559334697If Susie played GunZ the Duel she would have no fucking clue how to do that
Asriel got borderline cucked by a human kid theory
>>559334774Ok
>>559334276nta, it really depends on what you like
>>559334785She would learn it from Kris, w*vedasher extraordinaire
>>559334892It's better than doomscrolling twitter and /utg/ at least.
>>559335075i like alot of things, that's why i was asking for help from an anon who already curated the hidden gems...i guess i can go mining..........alone.......in the rain.......*cries rolls over and dies*
>>559334496She would play GUN instead
>>559334496Susie would be an ace at Space Cadet Pinball
>>559335391Yet here you are... Also I am fully confident that you have narcissistic personality disorder but that's a different topic
I have a faveistic personality disorder
>>559335728I'm egoistic and a bit of a dick, but I don't love myself enough for that.
I saved like fifty cool Gerson images in a stupor last night so you're going to get more turtle
>>559336127Hell yeah
>>559336127You know, Gerson is hyped for being so strong, and I dont doubt it, but what does that say about Humans, that they won the war?
>>559335554naurrr I’ll suggest you some things but I’m going ice skating right now
>>559334186Everyman and ICE-E
>>559336601Ok dess be safe and dont go in the woods
>>559336840>Kris is just doing all this cause they really wanted to know about those tumblr blogs
>>559336575That somewhere in this story, there is a liar.
>>559336996Asriel's internet history room...hidden...show us the blogs, Toby....
>>559326356You could more or less say the same about Flowey for 90% of Undertale, yet he still ends up being an incredibly important character. Friend's eyes are also the same colors as Spamton's glasses, and his backstory that involves a mystery phone partner is still being alluded to in Chapter 5, so it's a bit disingenuous to act like people are basing Friend's importance entirely on the few appearances you've listed.
>>559336020Seems accurate to me, why else do you use avatars on an anonymous website
>>559336575that the humans had more than one good fighter
>>559337695Avatars? My fave folder is like 2000 images deep. If anything you should call out the doomin' catchphrase/ritualpost but that's not what actually bothers you, is it?
>>559337394>>You could more or less say the same about Flowey for 90% of Undertaleundertale just plain and simple has less writing than deltarune does though
>>559334809I hate the goddamn disney art style so much
I feel like I should be doing something, but I'm not sure what.
>>559337695To spam the thread with stupid shit without it being traced back to him. Until it does
>>559336457>>559336575It takes the combined power of every monster currently alive to rival even one human soul's power according to the Waterfall wall glyphs, so either there are some monsters that are just *that* good at fighting that they could be hyped thusly or the level of strength between races is incorrectly skewed by the glyphs and it just depends on the individual
>>559338124tasqueshart be like:
>>559338124Going by the archive search you’ve posted this image alone 30 times
>>559338483So if I post stupid shit with my images it's an avatar, but if I post stupid shit without my images it's "without it being traced back to him". When exactly am I allowed to post stupid shit then?
>>559338692Oh damn you're in the archives now? You got me on the ropes now.Try this one I've been posting it for several more years.
Undertale never had schizo theory characters to distract from the main questNo Dess, no friend, no Mike, none of it
>>559338746I was referring to the time you got caught off guard by getting all your posts removed at the same time you moron. So why don't you ask a mod instead, I can't tell you what to do. Which I didn't do either so I don't know why you're asking
>>559339108Yeah gonners and gaster and suzy and dirty brother just didn't exist at all.
>>559339108
>>559327105Because it was actually snowgrave not winter
>>559339231byyyee! bye bye
>>559327104Ok man then what would be a blue herring?
>>559339216The fuck is a dirty brotherAnd none of these other things were shoved into your face
>>559339902i like this frisk
>>559338227It's not as if Toby couldn't have fit Flowey into more scenes. He almost completely vanishes from the game after the Ruins until you beat Asgore, while characters like Sans and Papyrus repeatedly pop up again after their introduction area. The point is that the game's trying not to draw too much attention to him, but still foreshadows his importance through certain moments like Sans's hangout at Grillby's and the times where you can catch him stalking you. Again, not too dissimilar to Friend so far.
>>559339917Dirty brother is one of the billion meme fan-brothers assigned to sans and papyrus, another popular fan-brother is called "Will", based on papyrus saying "MY BROTHER WILL..." during his battle
>>559339121My posts get removed all the time, that wasn't surprising or unexpected at all.
>>559339816
>>559340220Itd be cool if flowey judged you for killing monsters in snowdin and papyrus after the papyrus fight and again in waterfall but toby is a nigger who got tired after guilttripping millions of players for killing toriel and undoing it to the point where he now has to undo the pacishit brainwashing from undertale in deltarune to get people to stop being afraid of clicking the FIGHT button at all
Helllooooooo new obsession
>>559340625it feels wrong watching ai videos like this, that poor cat's soul has been trapped in an artificial hell :(
>>559340620It's his fault. He has no one to blame but himself for brainwashing children.
>>559340625temfag coded post
>>559338928Okay? So you admit you use avatars? Why is this so hard for you
>>559340976Crusader of Mod Theft
>>559340994If you dig through the archives you would know this is a bit I do sometimes. There's practically a script for it.
>>559338535There are days where Doomdoom and Tasquefaggolini don’t even feel like different people, no wonder they get so pissy at each other
cheese pull enthusiast
>>559341089What, posting the same shit every day?
>>559340976I really hope the undertale deltarune brainwashing dies out soon, im tired of hearing about niggers being afraid of picking the evil dialogue options and such, those fags are one of the main reasons for there being such a lack of variety in choice-based games
https://youtu.be/pQsXniYNZcc
>>559341316Twitter is my religion btw
>>559341203He's a threadshitter. Just report him far avaterfagging and ignore him.
>>559340937The ones where the cat jumps at the lady kills meTheres one that acts as a rock star and a few more drums/bongos cats, its too late for me
>>559335554I'm not the other anon and I have no idea if you'll like any of these suggestions, but here are some blogs I follow:coolvintagecars (old cars)plush-birds (photos of bird plushies)never-obsolete (old tech, early internet)expressions-of-nature (nature photo reposts)theyshapedlikefriends (plushies)thegroovyarchives (50s-90s pop culture, old magazine ads)architectureofdoom (brutalist architecture)vintagegeekculture (old book covers, magazine ads, misc geeky things)vintascope (similar to above)imperialgoogie (magazine scans from the 60s)70sscifiart (old sci-fi art)
''Undertale ruined modern gaming forever'' and then the examples are like three indie games that flopped and the devs died of dysentery
>>559341459>The ones where the cat jumps at the lady kills meI think the water shortages and rising temperatures will kill you actuallysaid a CORE technician to another in a genocides run undertale underground
>>559341282Finally some real criticism, I hope Toby adds character selection in chapter 5 so I can play as someone other than that disobedient bum
>>559341624It sells the same lie about adventure fantasy stories that has been sold by scum like Toby Fox for decades.
appul krisp
>>559341158I dont get how you guys read that at all, doom and kraut participates in the game discussions when they happen, the other one just brings drama. doom is by far the lesser evil, you can tell its the other two just from how antogonistic they are, images not requiredOr you can talk about thread personalites some more, but im not gonna pretend doom is the one who started it, his crime today is playing westoid RPGs
I'm convinced the real CoL died and got replaced because the new one doesn't elaborate as much and seems to be engaging in stimmyposting more than actual discussionThe ''fandom's biggest lie'' zinger is very ''>Ralsei is a robot'' coded, y'know
>>559341957>There are days
>>559341506i am original anon and i was actually gonna recommend that sci fi blog, so nice list.
https://files.catbox.moe/m6ihrk.mp4
>>559341282This col nugget brings to mind how interesting it is that a game is so hostile against the player, and so not so on the nose about it in a MUAHAHA YOU ARE EVIL WIZARD AND THE GAME ORLD IS AGAINST YOU kinda way
i want a bf
>>559342468Sniff at 1:56
>>559341957I called him a narc for bitching about the thread while simultaneously posting on it so frequently. Then he went off the rails at some other guy. Saying he was just playing morrowind as he's once again sperging over a guy who baited him is disingenuous. Since you also seem to want to talk about avatarfags now
Deltarune should have had an advert for something someone else can play if they don't like each new chapter.
>>559342867that's every time toby talks about stuff like brandish
>>559342867Random question but am I stoopid for playing Earthbound for 10 minutes then losing all motivation to continue playing it
>>559342737then go get one, fren. i got one, despite all my retardation and stuff. if I can find someone who I can love and who can love me back, you can probs do it too
In the dream I don’t tell anyone, you put your head in my lap.
>>559343090that was me with Deltarune.
>>559342759Sees-Silent-Reeds was bored after his one part was over and decided to make it everybody else's problem I guess
>>559343090that style of having to open the menu all the time to do literally anything is kinda tedious but also your're are gay
>>559343130how, where I should I go to find one? I never met anyone in all my years of school and now have no friends
>>559343120>doomie worked up over tasqueshart being a living exaggeration of his basic personalityjej
>>559342485Nope, you endured the schizo battle system of Cross, you can tolerate the other numbers go uppers, into the dungeon for you
What a perfect character design. You can't find this anywhere else. A perfectly rounded shape with my favorite color scheme, Blue and Silver.Squandered on a game that violated its own premise for the sake of subversion.
>>559343408See this is what I meanWhere's the real Crusader
>>559343120You're a retard who had to try and ruin the whole thread because of a guy you didn't like. I don't care about your pathetic, self absorbed justification for spamming the thread. Go eat shit
>>559343408What a fucking faggot you sure want to pound that twink ass
>>559343541>loser didn’t reply to youTelling
>>559343541>>559343707>seethe, mald, ratio, skill issue, etc.There you got a (you)
>>559343707You are both stupid retards. You don't need an avatar for me to figure out which poster you are, but that doesn't really matter. You two have fun I guess
>both fat stupid insecure lolcows in their 30s obsessed with bright-colored fuzzy cwitties
>>559298001>>559298343late but thanks anons
https://youtu.be/aiwQR_nnxVo
What a perfect character design. You can't find this anywhere else. A perfectly rounded shape with my favorite species scheme, kitty and cat.Squandered on a game that violated its own premise for the sake of subversion.
Sooooo... When does Gerson get a porn comic called Hammer of Just-Us?
>>559341282People don't believe me when I say getting to leave Kris and explore on your own is the best part of chapter 4, but it is
>>559344172It made the game feel empty. Completely empty.
Self-inserting sucksToby rocks
>>559344172the gordon freeman soul yearns for the ventilation system
>>559343917Ok which poster am I? I wasn’t involved in this conversation until I made that post
Tenna’s belly is empty. Completely empty.
>>559343561Doomster, I wanna like you so for fucks sake just take the L on the t*squefag a-logging incident. We all know you're thinking "oh shit I fucked up, I got caught" so just eat this one. Admit your mistake and move on.Otherwise you'll keep looking like that "I'm not owned! *shrinks into a corn cobb*" guy.
>>559342774Then eyeroll at it and move on, if you truly put them into the narcissist bucket, then you do not engage with the narcisssists game, thats the only way to deal with them, you cannot give an inch. This is better, honestly, this is you and me, and this would be how you tackle a irl narc disorder, "this person is a problem, because x y and z, idk what to do" with them in the same room, and watch as they collapse
>>559344272cancel rpgs, then?
*post flushing sounds*
>>559344402Go back to your cord sneobro
>>559344543I don't have a discord, I don't know any of these damn personalities
i can't believe toby weird route ripped off this radiation guy's earthbound hack
For the remainder of Deltarune, Toby will add NSMB "BAH!" noises to all his songs
>>559344657Wanting to like doomer is a very weird thing to say
>>559344439CoL, what will it take to make you happy?
>>559341413What does that even have to do with what i said??
I like ice cream :)
Last turtle for now
Teehee you will never guess which poster i->youre the cringe oneHarsh.
>>559344851I'm still parasocial because we had nice discussions in the past and I don't want him to keep falling down the path of cringe
>>559345081don't put words in my mouthg
>>559344990An actual Chrono Trigger successor
>>559345137*puts my nuts in yo mouf*
>>559344990CoL will only be happy if he plays detroit become human instead of talking about deltarune all day like a schizo
>>559345234*increases internal temperatures to boiling*
>>559345137I got something for your mouthg
>>559345081
>>559345081>didn’t even reply to my postAre you going to answer? Do you think I’m tasquefag because you cannot cope with the idea that I’m a random anon who has to watch these losers spam the general all day so I interjected? People like you are so fascinating
>>559345334Classic Mettaton
>>559345287why detroit become human
What would happen if 2 Tennas kissed
*kingys in with a belly full of scuttles*
>>559345287I think Heavy Rain is the better game for Deltarune haters
>>559345569I like Heavy Rain and Deltarune :)
>>559345569why
>>559345393Whoooa anon turn the dial down, im not in this, i was doing a vague posting bit
the yu-gi oh-stuff on the whiteboard is basedwhat was that one other anons idea for a whiteboard, did they say?
>>559345939
>>559337394i was thinking this originally, comparing how flowey just shows up at the beginning, betrays you, then is irrelevant for the entire game until the neutral ending where he>bwahahaha remember me? now im SUPER flowey!!!!then the true ending where you get giga lore dumped in the lab and asriel fight.But atleast flowey had a presence in the beginning (as well as tiny sneak peaks in several spots throughout the game if you backtracked in certain rooms), but image_friend has literally nothing so far outside of>these things are pink and yellow like image_friend!>you can see a spooky face here!>this text says smile, like how image_friend smiles!like i said before, image_friend better get some noteworthy exploration into his presence in chapter 5 or atleast chapter 6 or else its going to feel weird when he pops up in chapter 7 and we get the reveal that hes the evil bad guy of deltarune despite his presence in the story being non-existent outside of appearing for a few seconds during specific areas.
>>559346091Oh.....i guess...this is my life now....ghost chan...ghosttok....ghostlr...
>>559343265Shrug. You just sort of have to put yourself out there, I guess. The circumstances my partner and I became partners are well, are a little bit unique lol, and, I don't are exactly applicable to everyone out there. I know that's quite a vague way of putting things but, just take my word for it. Honestly, nothing is guaranteed in life, the best you can do is try upping our odds, I guess. And upping your odds begins with getting yourself out there and getting to know people. go make sum frens. try going to a convention or joining a discord, or just somewhere where oddballs tend to hang out, your bound to find at least one person you can connect with there.
>>559346091the thread did this to me for saying 67 1 time
>>559344172What the-Except the absolute surprise of Weird, floating around is not nearly as fun as the Gerson fight, apologize right now!!
>>559346680This is the 67poster, get em!!!!
Everything chapter 4 added was a negative on the game's identity.
Deltarune: A David Cage game
>>559345432Fuse into one large Tenna
>>559345408Choices that matter a lot plus multiple different endings depending on what you do
>>559345074ICE CREAM IS FOR CHUMPS
>>559345432oh i get it thats tenna and the tv from asgore's place
>>559347220isnt it that faggot game where the androids try to kill all the humans
>>559346548>>this text says smile, like how image_friend smiles!this one would really stink, because there are numerous characters in both undertale and deltarune whose gimmick is that they smile at times that are unsettling or inappropriate to do so. papyrus, sans, spamton and likely jevil are physically incapable of not smiling no matter the circumstance. chara's creepy smile, mettaton dying with a smirk on his face, flowey pretending to be a friendly little flower, knight's visor looking like a smile, mystery man sprite is smiling, tenna's increasingly forced smiles, noelle getting a whole damn ARG about when she smiled after you torture heri'm not saying whatever in the vending machine isn't friend, but i've seen people trying to link every clear motif of an artificial smile to this one sprite who isn't even a character yet and it is asinine
>>559347603no thats the faggot game where ghumans are racist to robots
Be the fave! Be the fave! Alright!I won't give up on the thread's future!Be the faves! Be the faves! Alright!I will become strong! Fave love doesn't lose!
>>559347603it can be if you try
>>559347286fuck u
>>559347712>mettaton dying with a smirk on his faceEvery major character in UT dies while smiling, with the exception of geno FloweyIt's a whole thing
>>559348301Undyne doesn't smile in her neutral death but flowey does smile in his neutral death so it's evenToriel, papyrus, sans always smile in their deathsasgore doesn't smile in ANY of his many deaths(he does smile shortly before dying but it doesn't actually last as he is took by surprise with Flowey's/Frisk's attacks)
břëåďWHERE isit
All of us should go watch Venture Bros instead of posting
why did it took so many hits to kill flowey in geno? he is not a monster just a regular flower
>>559348919Is there a reason why Venture Bros blew up again? It was always a cult hit but these past few weeks it's been popping up everywhere in my social mediaDid it get an FnF mod or something?
>>559348954He didn’t need that many hits, it’s being overdone out of cruel aggression
>>559348954Nigga had to suffer for cockblocking us out of Asgore’s soul
>>559349075I think Smiling Friends ending got old Venture Bros fans pushing it on newbiesit's great, I love seeing new fans love the MonarchI've also seen a resurgence in Metalocalypse posting which is nice
Are there any game's besides Deltarune with Deltarune's music.I like the King's theme, but I want it in some other game.
>>559348167you cant fuck me, you dont even know where i live
Fave can’t stop thinking about stinky characters that never change their outfits (99.99% of characters in fiction)
>>559349257u live on planet earthgottem
god damn it i didnt mean to post that susie i meant to post this one fuck
Chapter 1 still has an unmatched atmosphere than no other game in recent memory was unable to capture.
>>559349427WRONG!!!I LIVE ON MARS, BISH!!!!
>>559349449Not really, most of the non-battle music besides the forest theme sucks and all the backgrounds are a lazy pitch blackAny Octopath is better than Deltarune
>>559349732It's a good thing I like the Forest area a lot. You would never see modern Toby Fox make an area like that one.
>>559349825>likes the adventure being interrupted by lancer gagshit every few stepsGet better taste unironically
Why did Deltarune ditch the fantasy aesthetic, anyway? That was what I really liked about it compared to Undertale.>>559349902Better than that degenerate Spamton being shoved into everything. Or the Queen and Tenna being turned into colossal jokes by the fanbase.
Chapter 1 is not as good as you remember, Deltarune as a whole is kinda mediocre
I really want the multiple knights theory to be real so Deltarune ends up having the phrase "Five Knights are Ready" in it.
>>559346064Oh that was me, it was the yami kris and seto knight bit. I wanted to do yugis hair, but i didnt find the pose i wanted for it
>>559349995Nobody loves you. You have no friends. Your father only tolerates you out of guilt because you’d fail on your own.
>>559350374
>>559345215Why doesn't Chrono Cross count?
>>559350416Spamton sexy jew mogs CoL so hard
>>559350580that also sounds like something he would say
>>559350630SPAMTON [s3xy] JEW MOGS [Autism Speaks] SO HARDI WILL COMPLETEI WILL COMPLETE I WILL COMPLETEI WILL COMPLETEI WILL COMPLETE
>>559350819>>559350819>>559350819BAKED
>>559350570Oh it does, the hate is overhyped, it's just so different from Trigger, you wouldn't think it is even a successor if not for the name and part where the game spells out how they are related
>>559347603Thats up to your choices, actually
