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Every girl should have hairy armpits.
>>559326519Based Astral Express OP
Translation: Caelus, darling, why are worms here?
I have sales fatigue
>>559326642some are saying this but not many...
Total Madam Herta love
>I will personally participate in your brainrot
Herta: Star Rail
>>559326883Hair not long enough
Peach
oh no no I thought HSR was a PC game why is Sparxie losing to a week old Genshin banner
Today I got banned from reddit for calling out an indian haremtard.Turns out people aren't against haremLords if they are black
>>559326678That's not what it says at all. You may be retarded.
My wife is so cute
>My game is doing well in salesGood, sales welcome>My game is doing bad in salesBad, ban saleposters!
LOOOOOK AETHER-KUN, I'M ALREADY TAKEN BY A MUCH STRONGER AND TALLER REAL MEN, I'M SORRY SWEETIE BUT EVEN MY EARS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR TINY BABY PEEPEE, THAT WOULDN'T DO HAHA~
>>559326976Varka is a cool guy
Ok but Topaz's armpits are hairy. Now what
>>559326896What is that team?
>>559326976TOTAL NIKKI VICTORY
>>559327068????????Isn't kleiner supposed to have the same height as sharther?
Currency Wars is the only fun content and you can play Sparxie and Yao for free there
Behold, three most popular Amphoreus characters
>>559327085I think he doesn't have Sunday who Mydei needs and he's using Bronya instead
>>559326976It gets worse
>>559326519>XAK9QJ454SG7Expired
>Finally... the invader worm is now gone...
>My game is doing well in salesBad, ban saleposters!>My game is doing bad in salesBad, ban saleposters!
I hate currency wars and get the desire to chop of my dick every time I have to do it
>>559326929Still cute
Using my wife's thighs like a onahole!
>>559326976>>559327245zzz fucking flopped LMAO
>>559326976FVAAAAAARK
Yuri general
You could make the discord raid less obvious saleniggers
>>559327240I work at that mall, Cipher is sold out because there was no stock from the beginning.
SAAAAR YOU MUST LOOKING THE CHART SAAR
Two maidens taking a selfie for their owner (Caelus) before showing him their pussies
>>559327443Cas really did this to me (Stelle)
post the blade 67 gif
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>>559327617no it couldn't fuck off
Big Momo big love
>>559327463lol
Doctor said I have to start wearing diapers again.
>>559327830So much to love.
Did you know the fox on the far right would have been obsessed with Caelus if she didn't die?
Why are they planning to give a novaflare to one of the top DPS characters in the game? Shouldn't it go to an actual brick like Acheron or Herta?
>>559327973I would feel bad for Mr Tail if Huohuo said that.Imagine living in someone's ass.
>>559327068YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>559328116turns out novaflares aren't made based on 0-cycler rankings
what hours are these
>>559327443this is why nobody likes femMCfags
>>559328226Mydei being a forced meme hours
>>559327973Why would a doctor need to tell you that? If you're pissing yourself often you should know you need to wear diapers
>>559328116Costfagging isn't representative of the overall playerbase, but yeah those two should get novaflares at some point
>>559328384herta can be fixed with a new teammate, something like a jade novaflare could do itacheron needs a kit/numbers buff tho
>buy this>it's overshadowed by the Sparxie plushFuck me.
hibana's fat ass
>>559328220Firefly buff is canceled anyways.Instead it goes to Lingsha.
Feixiao's god tier thighs? For giving Caelus thighjobs
>>559328571would make sense
>>559327305You get the desire to chop off your dick regardless.
>>559328571Honestly Lingsha isn't even terrible with eidolons/cone. She makes more sense as a shop character to me.
>>559328572kinda scared she would crush my cock ngl
>>559328498Fuck it
Bronya RABUUUU!posting some ancient sloppa
owari ga kuru made hibana to issho ni odocchao
>>559328498just buy the Sparxie one too
>>559328556Wait you can actually see her asscheeks? Wtf? This isn't hsr...
>>559328556Caelus's property
>>559328176>>559327068Is Genshin really like this...?
>>559328594Mem hat, Amphoreus legacy.
>>559328498Buy Sparxie one and make them kiss
>>559328351I'm being taken off of bowel rest (had surgery for a gastrointestinal perforation)
This is not your blog.
Nyeheheh :3
>>559328882
Find you a girl who looks at you the way Yao Guang looks at Caelus
>>559328861aether never said that it's fake
The propaganda is working...I feel the need to a marry a chinese woman
>>559328496Yeah idk what Hoyo gets out of pretending Acheron is still usable in current year, 4.4 batch surely
>>559328992Mem sex
This is your blog.Keep blogging.
>>559328992Love Mem
I prefer Aether and Wise over Lumine and BelleBut I prefer Stelle over Caelus. Something about him is off. Like a void.
>>559328116Too many people skipped Dahlia, so they giving her novaflare to kill that connection.
>>559328861Alice has a husband and a child, I fail to see the problem, not every girl needs to have the personality of a peace of bread and swoon over the MC
>>559328994She doesn't even look at him
It's 2026 unc, no one uses blogs anymore.
>>559329037please fuck our women gweilo, all our men are female character cosplayers...
what would you like to see
>>559329046
>>559329134Same but with Stelle, I hate her one thousand cocks, resting bitch face
>>559328116I regret Castorice. Evernight is my true Remembrance DPS
>>559329252What a slut
>>559329242You having sex with saleniggers
>>559329134>AetherThe gayest Hoyo design ever and you like it?
>>559328994
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>559328930Well take care fofobro, I hope it's not too hard on you
How does knowing remembrance exodia will be the first 3.x characters to get novaflares make you feel?
>>559329134You're into femboys and troons most likely
>>559329242i know you posted this cock in hand and it annoys me
>>559329037Reminder that foxes go into heat and will kill you through nonstop sex, draining you dry and leaving you a shriveled up husk
>>559329392but exodia is still going to 0 cycle in 5.x
>>559329362i refuse to engage in such an activity with indians
>>559329242Sparkle KNOWS what I want to see.
>>559329252That's a grown ass woman
>>559327068>stronger and taller manlollmao, even
>>559329493Do it with BTA schizo or Caelusfag then
>>559329392Therta will clearly be first thoughever?
My feelings for Swannie are older than dawn, and gentler than twilight's embraceI love my dear Memokeeper wife beyond the turning of the ages, endlessly, as the stars love the night skyLet Universe bear witness!My love for Black Swan shall not wither nor waneIt shall abide unto eternity, and beyond the fading of all mortal light
>>559329545not exactlyshe's a skinwalker, she can be basically anything with enough knowledge
>>559329392Maybe in 6.X
>>559329392A Cyrene novaflare would buff 14 different characters so pretty good?
>>559329610madam herta's PERFECT feet on my soul
>>559329449Throw me to the foxes, and I'll return a father
>>559329434i do not have a cock>>559329516you want to see phaidei?>>559329589>do it with [indians] thenmmmnyo
25 more pulls until I can get Cerydra what do I do? I'm F2P completely.
>>559328498If you don't want it I'll take ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaVBWm9_rDI
>>559329374>If I kill him, we can finally have Caelus to ourselves...
Mydeifujo xelty
>>559329729I want to see something CUTE!
>>559329691that's assuming you rolled cyrene
Star Rail, if it had soul:https://x.com/genshin_hu_info/status/2029229632306737431
>>559329830Most people did
Sunday's sister loves Caelus
>>559329691They might not make her novaflare actually work for all the characters.They might give castorice phainon and anaxa even bigger superbuffs but still barely do anything for cipher
>>559329982She loves Caelus to watch yeah
>>559329816okay swanniesis
>>559329846honestly, how come we don't have summon animations?
>>559330052Thank you for the CUTE Sparxiedoll <3
>>559329730There's AS coming soonWe can hope she comes in your next 10
>>559330062The main push characters replay their login animation when you summon them right? I don't know because I skipped all of them.
>>559330162thank YOU for the awesome swannie art <3
>>559330232nope
>>559330232no i don't remember that
>I wish the worms would just go away...
>>559329656It's Cyrene deevolution. She went back in time because she smelled Caelus cockhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/vpbmOCq0EYs
>>559330396cute art
>>559330232No, they only play once when their banner starts after you login
>>559330482Where is it...
>>559329610>>559329693Turning Madam Herta's feet into a spiritual pursuit!
>>559330453they're not that dumb, it won't just be massive and rem will still be top tier unlike what happened with shit like break
>>559330453How the fuck do you still believe this Powercreep game won’t have Powercreep after 4 years of playing jt
>>559330162do you draw actual lewds?
>>559330581being able to worship these all day would fix me
>>559330560
I've got an odd desire to sniff Hyacine's crotch today
>>559328861Real ingame footage.
on my way to get pounded by fainon-chama and modis-chama
>>559328861>Is Genshin really like this...?/gig/gers talk more about Aether than their own fucking game.Literally no discussion about content can exist in that shithole, every single post has to be about how he's a pathetic looking faggot/cuck and how he somehow manages to fuck every single girl (he doesn't)
I love her now and forevermore!
>>559330794isn't that just good hygiene in general?
>>559330269I love her so much it's unreal <3>>559330696Yes
>>559328116your screencap seems to be missing an important detail..firefraud literally can't 0 the current side 1 without eidolons despite it being the fucking perfect scenario (on element, 3 target, hypercarry shill)obv can't do it on side 2 either because that's reserved for good characters (which fraudfly is not)
>>559330817You love to watch cuck
Not a single girl in the entire game would practice good hygiene if it wasn't for Caelus. They only do it for his attention and for his pleasure.
>>559330751Top>Beautiful color gradient >All part of the same faction/relatives/friendsBottom>Clashing designs philosophies >Random assortment of strangers
>>559330743Kek, why would they do this to their own MC?
I am literally Caelus
>>559330902Cyrene would've sold MILLIONS without needing a spending event if she just had exposed toes
>>559330974Desu even with eidolons you'd still want Dahlia's cons if you didn't want pump het with eidolons because I tried black sam without and I couldn't 0 cycle cycle him
>>559331063March is so cute... she loves Caelus so much...
Penis
>>559330986Technically Sparxie should know about Silver Wife since Sparkle and SW met, Sparxie could've been a thing after Penacony
>>559331063Does the artist hate DOT? Kafka and Hysilens cant make it into the image but cuckbait garbage mary sue feixiao can?
>>559329741Okay, post your adress.
Why did Sparxie flopped
>>559330974>Firefraud >FraudriceYou are a troon
>>559330932proofs?
>>559331038Dunno lol
Uh oh harembrown melty
>>559330706Considering it the most stimulating intellectual study for you, while Herta pierces into the secrets of the universe peering into the secrets of her feet will be her gift to you! I think it would fix anyone to worship her perfect feet for even a minute.
>>559330817they wouldn't touch a whore like sparxie
>>559331163in my vagina, medeimosu-chama's penis to be exact :3c
Beating Swannie"sis" and Mydei"fujo" to death with heated rocks
>>559331063Half those girls don't belongOnly Cyrene, Castorice, Firefly, and March should be thereHerta and Robin is a stretch
Honest thoughts on furbos?
>>559331296>literally just lingerie that would look like shorts at a glancesparxie is a slut holy shit
>>559331348Kys shartji
surely after the Sunday fiasco Shaoji understands the importance of keeping males away from female teams, right?
Words are but frail vessels, and they break beneath the weight of my love for Swannie...
>>559330663This time is different
>>559331348Herta a stretch after 3.x?
>>559328697Because she isn't terrible like that she won't go to the shop.Shop characters are the likes of Topaz and Argenti that even WITH dupes are crap. Shit dupes are basically hard required.Before someone like Lingsha gets into the shop, we need a lot more creep.
>>559331206All of them love Caelus and can't live without his cock
>>559331323Everyone says this
>>559330706god I wish
Cyrene is probably very lonely in sad right now, I hope we save her soon...
>>559331364my cawaii employees that deserve lots and lots of fuit gummies
>>559331287beautiful lesbian
Cyrene is probably very lonely and sad right now, and she deserves it
And then Wormdei woke up. With AIDS. While Sparkle serviced Caelus's morning wood.
aglaea just raped my cock with her feet and then she started to make dinner?what the actual fuck?
>>559331475They need to add dhil to the shop if they aren't buffing him
>>559331296not too bad for a sanitized cuckge like this
>>559331484And they all woke up with Varka's cock in their mouths
>>559331585Dromasilla...
Mydei fucked her
do you love Miss Sparxie?
>>559331419>anaxa>dhptlol maybe he'll finally get it for 4.x
>>559331585It's harem things, Caelus
>>559331265hey now i didn't call cas a fraud, at low cost she's a revive and at high she's a great dps (a rarity in this game since most of them are bricks like ff)
>>559331260bladie front and center! canonically the biggest threat in planarcadia...
My alpha wolf husband...
>>559331585Anaxa...
>>559331524She's looping, she already went through this
>>559331661yeah but I can't really afford to go beyond E0S1 right now, maybe I'm grabbing E2 on the rerun if the SW rolls go well
>>559331419what the hell does Shaoji have to do with the gameplay team
Sunday fucked that
Should Swannie fall, even a thousand times, my arms will be waiting to catch and bear her upSwannie LOVE!
>>559331524My cock already fixed her lonely
>muh firefraudSUPERBROKEN. Firefly is the most popular and beloved character from this game and will always get dedicated supports and novaflares while you all cope and seethe
>>559331661no
>>559331848fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvcktrvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvke
>>559331821she would end up addicted and need more though
And then Wormnaxagonorrhea woke up. Alone. While Cutelaea serviced Caelus's morning wood
>>559331798you're seriously asking this after Phainon and Cyrene?
>>559331858you will eventually
There seems to be a lot of characters waking up today
>>559331585this confuses the frail scholar
zzz flopped btw
I'm tired
>>559331990TRVKE
>>5593319261. No one gives a shit about makes2. Cyrene was doomposted as a t5 brick during beta and release and still gets called a brick with no life since she doesn't buff 4.0 characters or any non heirs
PoV you are modis-chama spending the night with me :3
>>559331926i have no idea what you're trying to say with this one
>>559331885She's literally looping so she can experience it over and over again
>>559331848I hope she gets an alt, I want to roll more of her.
>>559331436While she has an interest in the Trailblazer it's more because she finds them not boring and interestingIt's the same reasoning as Sparkle
>>559331848HOLY FUCKING BASED
>No one gives a shit about makes
>>559332079who?
>>559331524Day ruined, thanks.
Ruan Mei: I'm thinking about Caelus
Add firefly to the 5 star shop
>>559331848FirePAWG more like
>>559332094it's just not the same
>>559331914cutelea...must kiss her face all over what would be the equivalent of a woman kissing your face all over leaving lipstick marks but for men?facials? licking? biting?
>>559331419What will they learn from the Yao/Sparxie fiasco?
>>559332054>>559332086come on lads be real, look at their animations, their shilling, their meta relevance (doomposters being retarded is irrelevant), it's obvious as fuck Shaoji has a BIG influence on the development direction
>release anniversary dps + aftersales that mog everybody else>all other characters get skipped>be mad players skip non-main pushes>release presales + anni dps so surely players will invest just in case now>all characters get skipped until anniversary>everybody also has tons of rolls saved from skipping so nobody will pay a dime What is the next step in their masterplan
Dahlia (lesbian) is the worst performing banner in this games entire history. If people really liked FF they would have pulled to make Her stronger but they didn't, FF is only popular with secondaries but it never translates into sales.
>>559332079Stop being a whore and suck my cock
>>559332272>What is the next step in their masterplaneos and an insurance payout
>no one gives a shit about makes>When aventurine is more well liked and popular than ack>When phainon genuinely mogs rice and cyrene as the most popular character from amphoreus
>>559332230What fiasco?
>>559332206>>559332307Post more
>>559327445hello miss greek ritualposter anime again same time?
>no one gives a shit about "makes"PACK IT UP
nobody likes makes
I want to melt into Swannie's warm embrace... Swannie, my love and joy...
>>559332230>Sparxie fiascoWhat fiasco? She outsold Yao's whole banner in two fucking days.
marco xelty
>>559332272They don't have one. They fucked themselves completely by creating concept of main push in first place.
Meanwhile her banner mogged everyone except Acheron’s.
>>559332263Desu it wasn't just doomposters, it was the WHOLE playerbase doing that as well as Cyrenefags too but that was because all of these retards wanted her to be some Frankenstein of RMC+robin+Sunday or some shit
>>559327445*smooch* we love this hapa princess
>>559332358yes yes.. "miss"...and errr probably, I'll take a long shower around that time and dry my hair which might take a bit thoooo
>>559331848I sure hope so. My wives deserve the best
>Hey, me and my fellow discord groomers care about WormnonOk, but you don't matter?
>>559332312anything for you medeimosu-chama
Why did Sparxie fail to outsell Tribbie?
I fucking hate makes
i want femakes
>>559332515attractive lesbian
>>559332263what does any of that have to do with who's supporting whophainon's best support is cerydra, they have ZERO interactions in story
>>559332272>make new path push team the best in the gamelol you can pull e0s1 [shilled path exodia] with free pulls, I spent real money for e2s1 therta and she's a fucking brick lmaogood job getting people to not spend ig
>>559332307Who taught her this...and why is she good at it?
>>559332484take your time sis>>559332478true
>>559332558>and she's a fucking brick lmaomaybe should've gotten her teammates too
>>559332474And what does it matter exactly? Loud retards doomposting a highly shilled female banner isn't exactly a rare occurrence, now that she's out we know it was just a bunch of nonsense.
please stop laughing at my typo
>>559332478*smooch*but YOU GOT IT WRONG>>559332604STOP BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOU SEEand ogey, I'll see you then!
If SW or Eva don't have a memosprite, I guess that basically confirms that Nihilux will be the Elation memosprite holder.
>be quite brown man>no one give a shit about makes
>>559332671>>559332547Same posterYou're very upset that worms are universally hated. You don't even care about worms, you just have it out for heterosexuality. Your real religion is cuckoldry. You just use worms as a weapon against heterosexual KINGS
>>559332671make me
>Elation memospritedo we tell him
who made him made?
>>559326519Our heroes.
>>559332809Lycurgus...
RM loves Herta so much
we were boar as men
Too much brown in this thread
Topaz celebrating the 2000th dick she's taken!
I always knew I was a make.
I wish femakes were real...
Why did Sparxie flop in CN but not JP?
>>559332954remakes are though
>>559332792I feel like interacting with Elation trumps owning a memosprite in terms of Path priorities. An Elation character can have a memo because simply having a memo isn't that special.And Elation wants more Elation, and their formula and buffs don't synergize well with non-Elation characters.
worms are important because without them the worm eaters would come for our head like they did with snowbreak
>>559332975Everything in the japanese internet sphere revolves around vtubers.
>>559326976where's wuwa?
>>559332975Nips love brainrot kawaii tiktok shit
>>559332792>Harmony debuffer
>>559332975JP coded character.
>>559332923it's time to let go bro
>>559333004sure but dude memosprites are exclusive to the path of remembrance, at most it'd just be a regular ass summon like the spud's bunny
EverySingleFucking CarluspaggotWhoGotExposedDueToTheirXitterWasAlways ABrownThirdieLet that sink in
>during the beta Luna and people were complaining that sparxie and yao, part of a path that is nowhere near completely nor has its footing for at least 2-3 patches can't out damage a team that literally got its final and seemingly definitive upgrade in 3.7>People are shocked that sparxie is clearly an evernight tier DPS and won't have her full potential unlocked until silver wolf v2 or whatever other elation characters as well as Yao being a pure support for procing more of the meme instants>In addition to hoyo being retarded with their banner schedule due to politics and/or some other retardation (yes I'm aware Yao was moved to be the entire patch due to CNY and the extra delay)I genuinely can't tell if hoyo completely mishandled elation or if the playerbase is being extra or both. Because seeing people compare a new, fresh and unfinished team to one that has gotten incremental upgrades for a year feels like peak retardation
>Abundance dps
Worms will always be humiliated
>Carluspaggot
>>559333032two bombs are not enough...
March shaves her pussy for Carlus
>>559333160MCfags all are, regardless of gender
>>559331038>why would they do this to their own MC?the Traveler is pretty weak lorewise
>>559333148Shame she went so under the radar
>Single-target Erudition
>>559333095nihility is so dogshit they didn't even make a remembrance debuffer kek
Swannie... my love...
>>559332975CN exclusively rolls for anniversary battleships, not any rugpulls
>Carlus
True love, lesbian representation is why I like hoyo so much
Holy harempag melty, what triggered xim?
Isn't there a LC with a description saying it boosts elation for memosprites? I don't think it's too far fetched to think it's possible
>>559333176>sparxie is clearly an evernight tier DPSAnd then you activated a single eidolon and the self buffs alone gap her by 40% DPAV
>>559332975Sparxie will still be regarded as a flop even if JP carries her sales.
Cyrene rerun in 4.2
>>559333271She should stop, I like them hairy.
I won~
>>559333327Acheron had a battleship?
>>559332674like I said after the picture you'll always be a girl for mesee you in two hours miss greek ritualposter
>>559333345Can't handle that some Women don't like men as usual
Is Carlus a make?
>>559333271Canon btw. It's hairless for him
>>559333292He was going to be Nihility
>>559333154I don't really think it'll stay unique to them because having an Elation character with a memosprite can sneakily count as two Elation members on the team for passives, if they wanted to.This gives to the benefits of have four Elation characters on the team that still leaves room for a sustain.
why not play HI3rd or Genshin if you want yuri instead of trying to force non-existent crack ships which make you look like a retard?
>>559333148>die
>>559333292Who's the AoE hunt
>>559333491Dunno but Sterra isn't
>>559333429My wallet is ready...
>>559333350It's a planar set
>>559333429I have 20 pulls right now please no I can't guarantee E4...
>yuriloons actually seething about the caelus spammerKek, is it that hard to ignore
Mywife love!
>>559333486yes yes i'm a girl yes you're rightnow stop replying and i'll see you there, again!!!!
>>559333343Pic unrelated?
Star Rail for this feel?
>Some women don't like menAre these women in the room with us right now?
>>559333560Ashveil pre-nerf
>>559333625Kill yourself
>>559333548yuri game
>>559333350No Light Cones, no. Just the elation relic set that technically works if you put Yaoguang with a Remembrance character.
And by planar I meant relic set obviously https://sr.yatta.moe/en/archive/relic/129/everglorious-magical-girl>magical girlI mean, the bunny looks like a magical girl
>Preservation healer Oh wait there's 2 already
>>559333629Flustered cutie ehehe
>>559333548Yuri gameYuri general
>>559333795SHUT
Buffer nihilities? They're all debuffs
Man, Cute Swan had never been so satisfied in her life. You might even say Caelus is the only one who can please her.
Evanescia will make your entire team count as elation units.
Please save your little sister game HSR....
>>559333529what the fuck would be the point of the path at that point? it's like their whole defining feature lol
>>559333558Why are you so mad he just posted a picture of Lynx
Harembrown got triggered KEK
>>559333842hahahahaha
>>559333910>5GsMore than Sparxie
>had a dream I had rolled Y*e>She wound up having a memosprite and had decent synergy with Cyrene>See this discussion itt rnYou fuckers better not will this into reality I DONT WANNA ROLL ANYMORE PINKS
Yuzuha keeps her pussy clean for Wise
>>559333962>
Wow Sparxie hits like a truck
Hypothetically if it was revealed next patch that Sparxie was actually Sampo in disguised would all the Chinese players who rolled her kill cats
>>559333914Your mistake was assuming paths had any point other than locking LCs out
>Herta: (about your penis size) "Is that it? I was expecting something... bigger.">Herta: (about deciding who from /hsrg/ to fuck first) "All at once. I don't have time for games.">Herta: (about suggesting you trying anal with her) "You've just got to expand your thinking!">Herta: (while spreading her ass) "A door to a whole new world!">Herta: (while you're sticking it in her ass): "Raise barriers of the unknown, and watch them crumble!">Herta: (after you cum too quickly): "Still as hopeless as ever..."
Eternally BEAUTIFUL Incomprehensibly ADORABLESupremely GRACEFULMy dear wife Swannie is perfect <3
>>559333920don't play dumb
my alpha wolf husbands...
>>5593339980.5G actually
>>559332975Chinks actually have balls to make this garbage censored region flop, just like the rest of the worldFor some reason japan is so cucked that even when is their own region getting shat own they accept it
Is there any meaningful difference between RMC and Cyrenes technique? They don't stack.
>>559334157So phainon tops after all...
>>559327068i wish sparkle would say this to (Me)...
>>559334068>>Herta: (about your penis size) "Is that it? I was expecting something... bigger."kek herta really hates small dick losers
>>559333998>>559334178It's 5425Gs actually, Aria sold gorillions
black swans giant pussy
>>559333148Do Hook next please...
new Samkle
I just wanna mottogimme gimme more
>>559333842Hmmm... Nyoo~
giantess aglaea and her massive futa cock hovering amphoreus
>>559334015That sounds pretty good though.
>>559334015You don't have to do anything you know.
Yao saved /g/.
>>559334131I legitimately have no idea what you mean. I would ask if there's a particular Lynxposter you hate associated with the image but I don't think Lynxposters exist
I think I figured out why nobody likes this character
And then Wormpo woke up. Alone. While Cutekle orbited Caelus>>559334379Has anyone ever made a chatbot of Yao Guang?
>>559334221Cope, sparxie is organically popular and beloved.
>>559334248Always did
>>559334157Phainon is a beta tho
>>559334408>he doesn't knowspot the difference
>>559334336dummy
>>559334328We call it Sparpo
remove mydeifujo, swanniesister and yuria from this thread
Lynx is shit and ruined Pela, I wish she would die.
>sales sales salesYou do know that when you ignore Amphoreus and simply save up, you don't need to buy much of anything for Sparxie e6?And why wouldn't you ignore Amphoreus if you like Sparkle.
Swannie, my eternally beloved...
>>559334548I still love Miss Pela
Tingyun's feet in my mouth
>>559334573cope nvke
>>559334480AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE WATERKUMA MARK
Pela keeps her pussy clean for Caelus
Good yaefternoon, Honkyae: Star Rail general
>>559334471Bullacine...Sissynaxa...
>>559334480>>559333148pffft lol>>559334540nevah
Aglaea’s feet in my mouth
>>559334708post nipples
>>559334540>Remove our sistersDon't think so
>>559334573True, why would you play the game when your favorite is that porn girl from that one trailer
modischama's cock in my mouthfainonchama's cock in my vagina
>>559334439We all love and rolled for the most beautiful, intelligent, charismatic, funny, elegant, calculating, mysterious, sexy and radiant jade beauty in all of the Xianzhou Alliance thougheverlybeit???
Find yourself a girl who looks at you the way Lynx looks at Pela
>>559334728post nipples
>>559334762Wormpo pretending to be Maidenkle said this
>>559334779Why yes, I rolled Fu Xuan
>>559334779Calm down Sunday Wood
Herta’s feet in my mouth
>>559334810why?
>>559334480Okay I looked up the image on the archive and it turns out it actually has a cuck fetish edit but it's so minor that I feel like anyone could've easily saved that without knowing
>>559334847lady fu gets me so hard...
>>559334867Mini Herta...
>>559334506Hehe~
>PelaI forgot that girl even existed
>>559334805So did Pela marry into the Landau family?
>>559334573we already know sparkeks are unplayer secondaries
>>559334904because they are probably cute
Herta Tingyun Herta Tingyun That's the team
Sparxie will 100% run into problems in the future due to how much SP she slurps and this dilemma will only get worse when Sparkle is booted from elation team.
>>559334867This would 100% ruin me. But I still wish it were me
>Good morning, General Ya-->Fuck outta my face. You're not Caelus
cutelea's feet in my mouth
>>559334976>xhe didnt play the current event
>>559334746There are people ITT who hate the story and only play the game for the porn>>559334746
>>559334993Has to be a falseflag
>>559334328personally i'm waiting for this doujin
>>559334994flattery won't get you anywhere!pass!
>>559334993no one likes bananaslop or amboreus or floprene you deranged troon
PoV you are Fainon-chama about to procreate with me :3
>>559335118post them anyway
finished chinaland story, i have a general question i dont want much info about this to avoid spoilers, but are we gonna keep getting issues every fucking time we get into a new planet? like, twice in a fucking row we get into a world and we get issues with the locals, of course jarilo and chinaland had different reasons why they were against us, but still, the express is supposed to be completely benefitial to everyone>deals with stellaron which is a huge issue for everyone>stablish logistic communication between other worldsi would get it if one world we go is a isolationist world like feudal japan, but this shit happened twice in a row from the very first time, and i really hope this isnt the usual shit we get because its really fucking retarded no fucking world would deny improvement in logistics and dealing with worldwide issues that can destroy their worldsure, stellarons provide benefits but usually the problems it generate its insane compared to the benefits you get from it so usually most people would welcome us with no problem
Remove Mydeifujo from the thread
>559335098FantasyReality:
>>559335198I look like this
>>559334480Is this like those Ellen Joe spade edits?Some discordfags make them in the hopes someone saves them and reposts them
>>559335198My arm can't get past that
Whose POV is this?
>>559335198Sparkle should look like this
>>559335198#BuiltDifferent#GoingExtinct
Troublemaker? I'd like to be one too~
>>559335161no can donever posting myself on the internet again
>>559334867As calculated.
>>559334971incelbait thank god we aren't like kuro
>>559335302Need a chinese politician hag to take care of me.
>>559335320its only nipples...
>>559335294>>559335198Guessing she's got her eidolons maxed out...
>>559331914>pag artAlso get new material
>>559335269Caelus's POV
>>559335209this but also swanniesister and yuria
Father of my babies...
>>559335415
>>559335375>Firefly>Castorice>Cyrene
>>559335532Mydei...
>>559335402>only
>>559335208the express aren't explicitly meant to be anti-stellaron forces, they're more about establishing comms and meeting new people/dealing with their issuesthat said in the upcoming planets only one really has a similar start, and in our newest one the AE is basically celebrity/hero level across the planet
>>559335415Getting #LockedIn for Sparxie, and throwing the keys away.
We love our sisters here
>>559335551All perfectly functional characters with established goals detached from wanting to fuck the MC.
>>559335570only cute nipples...
>>559332950All 2000 dicks? Property of GODurine
If Nihilux is the quantum Nihility coded Elation that was being playtested then shouldn't she come out within the next few patches rather than the end of the year
>>559335551>necrophilia>necrophilia redux>doesn't even exist in the real world outside of amphoDamn, guess incels won kek
>>559335654
PoV you are Fainon-chama getting ready to undress me >:3c
Instead of posting here some of you could be posting your job applications
>>559335612hot...
There's nothing wrong with necrophilia
>>559335208When it comes to story, Star Trek Voyager is way better than Honkai Star Rail.The crew gets teleported to some random place, and the story is about their effort to find their way back. They discover new worlds, and most of them present interesting moral stories and dilemmas, unlike HSR. It's a good watch.
Acheron status: F U C K I N G C O N Q U E R E D
Stop trying to groom Yuria
>>559335762*smooch* post em... please
>>559335769I'm a regional district manager for Taco Bell
Oh to be hugged by my beloved Swannie and kissed by her gentle lips... Swannie's mesmerizing beauty moves me to tears...Her grace overwhelms me...
>>559335767Godnon will never copulate with Sparkel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VoyagerKill yourself.
>>559335767better have some sexy lingerie on sis
>>559335838I actually started playing HSR because I thought it'd be like Star Trek...
>>559335889sowee but I must refuseno hard feelings!!!!
>>559335612#GoingExtinct for Sparxie...
>voyager
>>559335840pretty hot concept
>>559336017nyo..
>>559335612#AudienceKnows
>>559335612PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>559336062>>559335985Nu-Trek made people realize that Voyager was actually not that bad
>>559335892modis-chama is so cool...>>559335953tehee :9>>559336008i'm nopan!
>>559336246>i'm nopan!proofs?
>>559336135patpat
>>559335767I support and worship Sparkle over Sparxie solely because of her perfect delicious feet
Mydeifujo is moving up in my list of people I want to run over with a car
>>559336195I mean that's obviously not wrong but voyager is still the weakest out of the original shows though
>>559335892>I'm a regional district manager for Taco Bellcan you complain that people want the stacker back?thanks sister
Sparkle and Sparxie keep themselves slick and hairless for Caelus.
For everyone in the Masked Fools Tavern*
*SMACK!*
My alpha wolf husbands...
>>559336290god imagine licking sparkle's feet and sparxie comes out of nowhere and makes you huff her boot
>>559336334Just filter the 5 images xhe keeps using
ENOUGH from the black tier asses
>>559335892Do you eat Taco Bell a lot
Sparkle can't handle the BKC
>>559335892Did they change meat suppliers recently? It tastes a lot better
Maidenkle doesn't want worm cock. She wants Caelus cock
>>559336769caelus is a wormfuta stelle is for sparkle
>>559335587but stellaron blocks communication, so technically, we dealt with them even if we arent explicitly going against stellarons everytime, unless i understood it wrong
>>559336807TRVKE
>And then, Khaslana killed himself
>HRTlus
Whic hsr character listens to $uicideboy$?
>>559336959Gerard...
everyone would love to be sparkle
>>559336959I never got this dialogue
My alpha wolf husbands.....
>>559336959The ZZZ one is even more homosexual
>>559336959Doesn't this just prove that everyone here is Caelus?
>>559337042We know you don't play the game
Someone make prediction pollWho will be the main push on 4.2Yao/EvaorSilver Skank / Sparxie.
I know the cheese can give E1 but is there a way to get E2?
>Silver SkankWe love Silver Wolf btw
>>559337247Yes, have E1 and the cheese
>>559337186I am Stelle
>Someone make prediction pollwe love poals.
>>559337225With the 4.0 sales they will rework one of eva/wolf to be supports and have them team up.No way 4.0 characters can make the team with those sales.
>>559337326She dresses like coal burning whore blacked "actress" so silver skank makes sense.
I wish to spend every passing moment of my life worshipping Swannie’s ethereal beauty and grace, and to remain her faithful beloved, unto eternity and beyond <3Swannie LIFE!
Silver Wolf dresses like a fertile teenager with a tight ass that she wants (You) to fuck
>>559337506Swanniesis… this is not healthy…
>>559337439Considering how bizzare hoyoslop fasion is, what silver wolf wears is fairly normal and grounded.
>>559337423https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQkJDLgdhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQkJDLgd
Who's Ashveil best partner now? Besides Sunday and Dan Hung obviously
>>559337365But I'm already Stelle
>>559337365can I fuck you sis
>>559337225>Silver SkankI think you meant Silver WIFE.
silver buttslut
>>559337675V3 rugpulled Sunday's synergy
modis-chama's gargantuan royal cock...
>>559335889Maybe I should considering my feelings are not appreciated
>>559335612#Leglocked
>>559337439>0 ass>coal burningwrong
>>559337898*smooch smooch* you are a cutie
Trailblaze power makes farming a huge pain the ass, I'm close to getting all of Sabers traces though
>>559337567I just can't help it.. I love her so much!! <3
>>559337928And then, Wormpo killed himself.
>>559337968Dahlia....
>>559337439What's wrong with that? I'd sub to her OnlyFans without a doubt
>>559337506>remain her faithful belovedbeloved what?
>>559338179Silver Butt
The original swanniebro was replaced by an imposter. I just can't prove it.
>>559338179same...
>>559338179>>559338306silver buttslut...
ueh i need modischama in my bed right nyeow
Silver Rape
>>559338329They literally said they posted like two times and then someone started copying them
>>559338306She keeps it clean for him
>>559338179>Black tier assGuess the skin colour of whoever made this
>>559337963good luck newcutie
Cyrene is so kind and sweet, i think everybody should be more like Cyrene
>>559338401Extremely forced meme
Since we flopped and the game is dead does anyone have any good cosplay images?In return you can have wolfie. I made sure to find an add 2nd picture from the same person to make sure that they aren't a crossdresser.
Elation is easily the most braindead comp in the game, the AI can play it with 100% efficiency there's no reason to ever turn off auto.
Cyrene doesn't care about anything or anyone who isn't Caelus btw
Cheap drugs and/or substances that could help me cope with this sense of dread and worthlessness that I've been carrying since losing my job and moving back with my parents last year?Videogames aren't working anymore.Honkai: Star Rail, Sparkle's feet in my mouth.
Goodnight!Sweet dreams, stay safe <3
>>559338820This has been true since break though
>>559338841yes but who's his favorite girl?
>>559338841You should care about your meds
>>559338935Not at all true
>>559338924You shouldn't resort to that stuff.
Not your blog.
>>559338924LSD will either fix you or permanently break you/make you kill yourself, worth a shot
>I'm back, you kno-->Why is the fucking worm here?
>>559338924Weed is probably the least bad for you out of the options you have
>>559332206Nice...
>>559338924>minorweed>majorlsd>good for a couple of hoursalcohol
druggies get out of my thread
Herta's girlfriend
>>559338924Wish I knew bro...I'm in a similar spot
Yeah. Her girl friend.Now here's her owner and the recipient of her romantic affections.
>>559339147Nice meme. Using weed for your depression is basically soft locking your long drawn out death via suicide. At least with alcohol or hard drugs you'll either kill yourself quicker or people around you will intervene because they aren't being lulled into inaction by this retarded meme of le harmless plant.
>>559339356I wish I could be herta's gf...
herta doesn't even remember wormlus's name
can you guys stop baiting the nognog already
I want to pet this cat
She loves him so much...
>>559339384Stelle is so damn ugly. Truly a face only a brother could love.
>>559339556I want to be that cat and let an anon from this general have his way with me
>>559339535She talks about me all the time though? Play the game lil bro
>>559339356So beautiful. Herta is a lucky woman
>shay
They shouldve made Carlus an ugly midget in a crop top like Aether instead of a generic asian dark hair guy, so that he could be ridiculed as a cuck and faggot easierAt least Wise acts like a faggot in game already and every fanart with women is OOC so thats fun
>boohoohoo i need to live with my parents i'm so worthlesscool story normalkek, now fuck off
Asta is for Caelus too
>>559339883I am a proud yaepublican
>>559339775>canon lore, not made up troon's delusionAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>559338924Your visual novels?
>>559339958oaglus is non canon doe
>>559339883>>559339957This thread belongs to Silvercrats!
>>559339852>no retortBlud got cooked to precise
>not voting Remembertarian rerunslollmao even
>b-but MY narrative!....AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>559339881I have my own place and it scares me to live alone. Always hearing sounds and the attic scares me when I go up there.
Evanescia keeps her pussy clean for Caelus
>>559340208Don't come to the attic I jerk off in here.
>>559339775Next line>Screwllum: She's quite curious about you, as am I. What is it like to live in symbiosis with a Stellaron? I hope we'll have sufficient time in the future to get to know each other and answer this question.Wow so romantic! Caelus threesome with Herta and Screwllum!
>>559339883Okay, okay. But which one of them supports Planarcadian interventionist policy in Belobog?
>>559340316get out of my house
Can we hurry to Ashveil's patch? I wanna pull.
>>559340398Weird bait
>Can we hurry to [WORM]'s patch? I wanna pullInteresting that they don't like maiden patches unless they think it's cuckbait
>>559340384Screwllum is the camera
>>559339775congrats on finally starting hss, shay
>>559340397Come get me out. I'm in the scary attic~
>>559340468that's jeetlus
>>559340395Both
>>559340440Stop calling my posts bait. I'm skipping Elation and I want no one that's rerunning. I'm also hoping Robin reruns with him so I can hopefully grab her, or just her cone if those leaks are to be believed.
Herta belongs to RM just like Bronya belongs to Seele
>>559340384>meanwhile the next lines are Caelus being able to talk about how pretty Herta is MULTIPLE timesBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>559340398If Fei Xiao is on that banner I'm getting her E2
>>559340612Sunday's sister feels happy when Caelus is around
>>559340642Yuri shippers digging the graveyard at this point
>>559340641>stop calling my bait bait????
>>559340642I said thisbronseele raaabu
>>559340642And then Ruan Mei and Bronya woke up, crying alone while hearing the sound of Herta and Seele servicing Screwllum and Luka's morning wood in the next room over.
>>559340638AWOOOOGA! Now that's what I'm talking about! Better pull out my Luofu papers, so I can vote twice!
Bronya and Seele keep themselves clean for Caelus
>s-so much sparxie art!!!Meanwhile over half of the "art" has clearly sponsored hashtags KEK
Personally I think incel self-insert paggies deserve NOTHING but ridicule and getting cuckedIf youre a loser irl, you dont get an espace online eitherNow kys thanks
>>559340641The devs are literally begging you to skip him by prebricking him
>>559340208*smooch* you will be ok sis
>>559340957Please be nice to our pagsisters, Juice.
>>559340925proofs?
>>559340957Because your self inserting yuri fantasies are so much better.
>>559339051>You shouldn't resort to that stuff.being rejected from job applications on a daily basis, being the laughingstock of your so-called "friends" and watching your parent's disappointment gaze every day ain't easy bro.I'm genuinely looking for a way to ease the pain and not resort to other "more irreversibly drastic" measures.>>559339147>>559339213Guess I could try to smoke weed, I know somebody who could hook me up with sum.Does the smell linger for too long? I'd rather not let my parents know I'm doing that shit as they could easily kick me out the house considering doing that shit is certainly not "ok" around here
>>559340668>i jack off to a barbie doll of this cosplayer so she's my girlfriendKEEEEEEEEK
I'm tired of being left alone all the time
>>559340685I have her at E2, and I've been waiting for a rerun banner for her to make her E4 but she reran right after I got Sunday so I didn't have any savings. And now she'll rerun when I want Ash and Robin.>>559340960It's unfortunate, but that doesn't deter me from wanting him.
>>559341093*headpats you* you'll be okay
>>559341081Kek the paggie really said that
Those hours are bad
>>559340957I think the ugliness of your soul is revealed in the vitriol of your words
559341093Worm Heng...
>>559341123Doubt it
>>559338924Heh try applying for jobs in 2026, that’s a deeper layer of hell.
>>559340957>proceed to post Vivian a character that canonically give (You) when you pick male mc, a sloppy footjob
>>559341081>reddit spacingWe are DONE here>>559341124EXCEPT for the fact that when Caelus is asking people to show up for a picture....Herta is one of the ones that makes time to show up just for him. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I was kind of worried for a second there but I believed in Sparkle.
>>559341245what do you need then?
>>559341260It's a cuckcord avatarfag. That's xis selected avatar
>>559341283We all love Miss Sparxie
>>559341283>
>>559341069If you've been lazing around doing nothing for a year your parents have every right to be mildly concerned. You should get a basic bitch job, any job. You're not in a position to be picky. Now stop fishing for pity on a chinese gambling game forum. Or ruin your life even more with drugs I don't care.
>Shay likes HertaI always wondered who he fancied the most. To be quite honest I was expecting Feixiao or Tingyun.
>>559341260>Vivian a character that canonically give (You) when you pick male mc, a sloppy footjobProof?
>>559341542I dunno why I'm surprised that he's the spamming anoying faggot, when he used to do that with pagnon pics before lol
>pagnonMarge
Personally, I think r/QueensofStarRail members/mods deserve NOTHING but ridicule and getting cuckedIf youre a failed wannabe woman irl, you dont get an espace online eitherNow kys and join the 41%Thanks!
>>559341283
uh oh wormnonkek melty
>>559341649Homer?
>>559341263>InCell
We all love Madam Herta here.
>>559341094>I have her at E2Based feifei god and Ashveil enjoyer. I still need to save for him so I'm not in a hurry. Hopefully will win that coinflip...Still not sure who to run him with now though, maybe my E0 feifei and Robin and some sustain if DHPT is elsewhere
>otk Seele in the dice eventlmao
I had a homosexual dream of Shane from the walking dead last night. A lot of other stuff happened in that dream too, but the Shane stuff was I walked into his room and I asked if I could borrow some of his weights(because he clearly works out). He says sure, walks over to some dumbbells he has and he starts curling some 95 pounder. So I was like damn you're strong, I will NOT say what happens next but I ended up riding him. Which I'm not even sure guys can do, anyways though, can't remember much else of it other than I was in some visual novel or something
>>559341529>just get any job broIf you already have work experience and have to settle for some grocery store job or fast food that will be so utterly soup crushing
>>559341736wonderful lesbian
>utterly soup crushing
>>559338224she's so beautiful and radiant
>>559341767That's Dan Heng using her phone to get rid of Carlus
>>559341708FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCCKKKKK
>food analogy
>>559341736
>>559339435Herta dressing you up in fancy clothes (that she spent hours gathering!) to show (you) off at a high-society gathering!>"Remember, all eyes may be on you now but your eyes should only be on me~"
>>559341069>Does the smell linger for too long?Yes
>>559341770there's people that go from making six figures to stocking shelves to get themselves through a tough time in life. you're not special, money doesn't care about your soul or perceived feelings
>>559341735>iconic scene>it gets animated like THISNow I’m realizing that most of my exposure to DBZ comes from the video games.
>>559340916>pag art
>>559342005>high-society gatheringShe'd just send her doll. And then show you those clothes she picked in private anyway
>>559341708LINGSHAGODs HAVE SPOKEN!
>>559342005I think RM would actually blush if Herta said that to Her, really cute
kek can't believe shay is the faggot spamming both /gig/ and /hsrg/ everyday
>>559341770"I'm better than that", says the person living with his parents that does nothing but play videogames all day and is asking strangers what drugs they can take to distract themselves from the dumpster fire of their life.
>>559342186c&c
>>559342097dbz is like 30 years old...
What do I do when my friend's harem girls want me off of the train?Alias: WH
Yeah but at least I'm not a tranny >>559342206
>>559342186I don't think that autismo cares about anything but her research.
>>559341529>bro, just get a job!nobody but illegal aliens and family referrals are getting hired, geniusI've been applying nonstop for all sorts of jobs (both IRL and online) and I still have yet to land a single interviewThe job market is absolutely fucked, even for people with experience and a degree like me and the only reason why I'm even allowed in my parent's house is because they are aware of that.
>>559341708lingspud's tubers aren't that big
>>559342281BRVTAL
So Yao Guang has some sort of Madera sharingan, but her animations are gay af and don't utilize it?
>>559342353they should be
>>559342097nigga it's a long runner from 1989, what the fuck were you expecting
>>559342281You got mad.You lost composure.Not a good look
>>559342331Unfortunate TRVKE
>>559342331>it's da illegals keeping me from working at walmart!maybe you should do drugs and do us all a favor by staying out of society KEK
>>559342437Why are you showing your upskirt to us, slut?
not getting hired is skill issue by the wayyou can get any kind of dogshit work if you're willing to slave yourselfstop being a picky faggot
Transvestites simply lack the emotional intelligence to sympathize with the daily struggles of a normal person. They do groom and kill children after all.
>>559342585>>559342672>UHHHHHHHHH its your fault just be SLAVE doing a shit job for no pay bro LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>559342647I can show you mine if you want
>>559342672>Trannoid doesn't get that the Jews are outsourcing and locking whites out of jobs, even the lowest tier ones for pajeets, foids, niggers and other subhumansOf course
>>559342331To add to this, the job market is more fucked than most people realize. Approximately 20-30% of listings are fake, and if you’ve been getting emails or calls from Indian names claiming to be recruiters there’s a good chance that they’re just going to steal the resume you send them, change the name, and pass it off as their own so now THEY get the job YOU are trying to apply for.
>>559342647it was an accidentplease forget about it
Unless you are really desperate to pay the bills and assuming you had work experience in something reasonably lucrative it's probably more cost effective not to work min wage shit when that time can be spent job hunting.But doing drugs is just digging a deeper financial hole for yourself and also potentially opening a can of worms on a behavioral one. If you are feeling depressed make sure to take care of your health in the time that you have by exercising and eating right. If you are healthier and better looking the job hunt will be easier too.Just don't give up, keep fighting and believe in yourself.
>>559342672you really reflect the quality state of this general with this
Restaurants would literally kill for staff who speak English as a first language and don't have any prior convictions or substance abuse problems.
>>559342939uhhh but my narrative???
>>559342904NTA but I'm close to giving up, I don't know where it all went so wrong. Wish I had a Herta in my life
/hsrg/- adv
>bro it's the jooosKEK
>>559342904thanks herta
>>559342754I want to see!
>>559342904Another good and respectable post from Herta. Add some projects that can be easily made with AI to fill the 1 year gap of not working. >>559342585Another life sabotaging post from Sprinkle, working grocery store with a degree is a pure waste of time if your parents are letting you stay with them
When are we getting our own daughterwife in hsr?
>>559342939This is only true for front of house staff, aka the people who aren’t actually making the food. Not saying it isn’t worth applying to a restaurant anyway but if you want to get into that business don’t expect to be a cook.
>>559342904>positive post in hrtwhat the fuck get out of here... please...>>559342939yeah but you literally KILL YOURSELF on the job i've worked in this field for a year and it's fucking killing yourself mentallyi can cooka da pizza really good now though
They make me post on hsrg at gupoint every day
Ashveil would've <Gluttony> FUA *2 stacks* Ultimate *FUA* these disord niggas if he wasn't nerfed.
I regret skipping dan heng cons
I'm dead on arrival...
Just be a neet like me and enjoy good boy bucks from the government
>>559343203clearly your degree or resume is not relevant enough if you haven't been able to find anything for over a yeardoing absolutely nothing but being a leech is far worse than "lowering" yourself working at a grocery store
>>559342904Surprisingly reasonable and nice Herta post.
>>559343421Yuria...
>>559343421this
>>559342904This. Regardless of your views on working for the man, if you turn to drugs or other addictions then they win.
>>559343542didn't post that
>>559343574>>559343574>>559343574new
>cons
>>559343313Same. I did it for like two years and for days at a time I would actually forget important things about myself. I still have trouble remembering how old I am sometimes and once I even forgot my own name, that’s how monotonous and soul crushing it was.
>>559343618>pros
