>NewsVictory Rewards Chest Event! (March 1st, 2 am - March 10th 8 pm UTC)https://shadowverse-wb.com/en/news/detail/?id=01KGNXH9X0PJYA6RCH2SD6QJKVApocalypse Pact Release Missions! (Feb 26th until March maint)https://shadowverse-wb.com/en/news/detail/?id=01KHNM60PCS1D66E5TQ3C0BKGXBattle Dungeon! (Feb 26th until March maint)https://shadowverse-wb.com/en/news/detail/?id=01KGGWD8NWACYSJ9FK1M37Q9HP>6th Card Set: Apocalypse Pacthttps://shadowverse-wb.com/en/cards/pack/apocalypse-pact/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5twIjKWQBeI>Resource Guide (decks, tier lists, guilds, stickers, and leader trailers)https://rentry.org/svg-resourcesOfficial website & deck portalhttps://shadowverse-wb.com/en/https://shadowverse-wb.com/en/deck/Shadowverse Evolve TCGhttps://en.shadowverse-evolve.com//svg/'s card & leader database and deckbuilder (classic)https://svgdb.meShadowverse: World's Beyond Card Databasehttps://mhmkhlrdn.github.io/WBGDB/SiteLast Showdown: >>559252564
i want to cum inside kandima
Haven supremacy.
>>559328947Mine’s not that big…
>>559328947those dogs are packing huh
Kandima owes me sex
>>559329042Mine wouldnt even reach the bottom of the pic...
Swordsissies...?
so is AI porn better than real sluts or not?
>>559329404Bro?
>>559329526I don't know how that even happened, deleted out of shame
>>559329265yeah bro?
>>559329507Yes, but only after we can give them bodies.
>>559329638Why are your dicks so small...?
>>559329526I don't get it why was she deletedThis means she's my wife now
>>559329750Is your dick as big as that ruler…? What craft?
>>559329839Sword obviously
>>559329750I can't control what I was born with...
>>559329839YesPortal
Set 2:PrimNonjaValseZirconiaI forfeitSet 6:ExecutorFairyMiroku (do 3 damage to kill my 2pp follower)Elf hag momI forfeit
>>559328947forest main here, I could fit that ruler
Should I just scoop
>>559330250oof that's bad you better pray for some good top decks
>>559329805>board vomit storm class gets giga drain on the turn before Albert rapeWhy?
i still need an invite id: 924813017162
>>559330674my guild is full but I'll see if I can get anyone else to take you in
>>559330674Post your profile at least
>>559330674apply to one from the rentry
>>559330674sent ;)
>>559330674I sent you a request!
add another one for the good guys
useless 4 drop only good for sex
>>559331958she's the hottest card this set
>>559331958Link?
>>559331670>>559331618>>559331173>>559330717thanks for the (You)s and invite :)
>>559331958For me, it's Devilish Heartbreaker for being the cutest amongst the useless cards.
>>559331958Nvm, I found it. There's a pubes version too... Hot... https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141901124
another 50 vial chest..
Can someone post the marie "im white" reactionI need it to win an argument on discord. thanks
Does milteo run the double ghost amulet purely so they have something to super evolve after Milteo?
>>559332973yes and its also good damage
>>559332973Two extra ghosts is pretty good since you can usually get them very low with your other stuff
how is dirt this set?I don't like crystal, it's a literal baby tier deck, very one dimensional
>>559332973it's 5 damage for 3pp which is really good>>559332301grats!
>>559333115tier 1
>1 4/4 noel soldier lives a turn with 2 enhance rewards active >suddenly hes a 15/15 after 2 princess strikes 2 1pp mommy spells and a sevojeanne could never
>>559333203lies
>>559332769
dragon frens, how does hochan perform?my luck with discard storm has fully run out
>>559333524>>559333203
>>559332973+3 shadows is also good for niggerman
>>559333524Kinda good vs Enhance S since they do nothing early except stacking faith.Depends on your draw after Ho-chan vs Evo F.Dies to Milteo N on Turn 6, you don't even get to see them played.
I crafted abyss 20 minutes ago and I already feel like the bad guy
>>559333115TsuchiCHAD here, don't bother it's complete trash. Dirt got powercreeped very hard by evo forest, the only thing dirt is better at is late late game grinding with Raio but it's completely pointless now because games very rarely go past turn 10 anywaysI was still on dirt and evo dragon last set but I gave up on them this set. Honestly all decks are kind of baby-tier right now, I'm having the most fun with enhance sword, it's obviously very linear compared to dirt but double faith DING DING DING DING DING goes brrrr
there are worse guys out there
>>559334090clarisse is so much better than cog it's unreal
>>559334324agreed
>>559333983you're the worst bad guytake off ur clothes as punishment...
>>559334090Holy fucking SEEEEEEEXOOOOOOO
>>559333983You know a set is dogshit when aggro is goodThe matchup is soul-breaking for decks you counter but in turn you also get garbage matchups of your own. It's just miserable for everyone involved, but games end quick so I guess there's that
>>559334571cry some more
I hope there's a fun deck next set so I can full globe it and have fun!!!
why are alchemists such fucking whores?
>>559333983you're one of the freedom fighters resisting the bad guy
>>559333983how could you?
>>559334674How am I crying? I play decks that are good against it, bad against it and even some aggro myselfI just hate when it's good (i.e. popular) because it drastically increases the amount of non-games. Aggro is awful design that shouldn't ever be good.
>>559334945cry some more
>>559334945True, this also applies to ramp.
>>559334704I full globed discard on day 1, needless to say I regret itbeing a dragon main is probably the second worst mistake I've made in my life, the worst being picking up shadoba
Cards buffed at end of the month:Calge-DanthlaFanfare: If the number of allied Crystalspawn destroyed this match is at least 10, Evolve this follower. When this follower evolves, add Depth of the Eld Crystals to your hand.Depth of the Eld Crystals now costs 5.ShymmFanfare: If the number of allied Crystalspawn destroyed is at least 10, gain: Can Super-Evolve without expending Super-Evolve points.Enraptured StudentFanfare: Summon 2 copies of Crystalspawn. If the number of destroyed allied Crystalspawn is at least 10, summon copies of Crystalspawn until your area is full.Evolve: Replicate the effects of this card's Fanfare ability.Spellbound ProfessorFanfare: If the number of allied Crystalspawn destroyed this match is at least 10, give bane to all Crystalspawn.CrystalspawnFanfare: If the number of allied Crystalspawn destroyed this match is at least 10, give this follower +1/0 and storm.
my fucking god I'm seeing loot again, nerf this fucking craft to the ground already
>>559335214I feel that bro, but also glad I'm not the only one who fully globed my deck I guess... Best of luck dragonGOD
>>559335214Should've read the cards before globing them buddy
>>559333983remember, they deserve it
They will make one change at the end of the month. The fairy will go from 2pp to 3pp.
all of you are terrible at balance
my pp will become 10
>>559335812They don't nerf on odd months
>>559335203Ramp is infuriating because it wins or loses to itself if your deck can't stop themAggro is infuriating because the moment you enter the game and see their 1 drop you know you either have a 90% chance to win the game or a 90% chance to lose depending on your deckThey're both shitty to fight against and uninteractive as fuck, but at least against ramp you don't know the outcome of the game right away.
>>559335860It's the easiest spec bro
Combo is infuriating because it wins or loses if they draw exodia.Control is infuriating because the games take forever and all they have to do is wait and clear everything
>>559333983You're always the good guy if you're against Sword.
why is this shit so fucking expensive
It feels really good how desperate sword plays against Milteo. Just burning enhance cards without enhance to try stay alive early.
>reach ultimate on haven like a whole week after expansion>be in the top 50L M A O
>>559336386Yeah but if you're a sword main it's worth it because it also applies to the token version.
>>559336386Sex
This could have been free.
>>559336386her tits are so obscenely huge, it actually distracts me when she's played against me
>>559336386i think this is getting close to a good price for skins but they're still more than a battle pass for less value. gil is pretty old at this point too so you're not getting a full year to use her like the token skin (which may or may not ever get played again after the rotation)
>>559336704Portal lost so hard...
>>559336409>milteo finally makes sword players eat shit (which they deserve)>but it doesn't actually punish the lootslop lists that went 3 full sets being top meta unpunished without a single bad matchupI'm not sure I like this monkey paw. At this point I'm even more mad at lootslop faggotry than swordbabs themselves.
>>559336778like right nowfuck her tits are so huge
>>559335650>the cards arent broken so they are unplayable and need buffs
>>559337083>which may or may not ever get played again after the rotationyeah that's my problem with this, bp gives you leader and way more shit than this
>>559336386Cygames milking the gooners
>>559336386it's *only* 10 yuros
>>559335650i cant wait until they start designing more cards like this, they can only keep it down for so long...
>>559337164I wish I was a sword main because her and the new 6 pp girl make me fucking diamonds
The only buff will be Doll Slayer adding a Vier, Heart Slayer to your hand on evolve.
im feeling haven buffs.
>Yidmetra is so good loot sword just runs her for her spell and ignores the rest of the enhance package
im feeling haven butts.
>salefa rotating we havent hit rock bottom yet
Play Sword~
I'm untalented... sadly.
>>559337164agreed
>>559337984Her talent is to make me want to jerk off every time I see her and ask her to marry me
>>559337164I wish I had a sugar mommy shadoba gf who could give me this card skin...
>>559337549me too, extremely agreed>>559338154I wish she WAS my sugar mommy shadoba gf
>>559335214I had an incredible wr of 82% with discard over 30 games, somehow I was dodging evo forest, today I lost 8 out of 12 games and I don't want to play it anymore
Nice to see some cultured men in the thread
>>559337918Meanwhile Yog is.............. 2pp 2/1 rush...... no bane... no quest........ no use...... cut from all decks.....Worse samurai reprint......
>>559337164imp lancer?
>They play Noel into Noel into Noel>Lose>They don't play Noel into Noel into Noel>WinIs Shadowverse 2 a well designed game?
pain
>>559338407he will be buffed to have faith, reach faith 5 and once per turn when you play a card that costs 5 or more add his token to your hand, his faith increases when a card that costs 5 or more enter plays
>>559333352
>>559339007me just out of frame on the right fucking shymm up to 17 faith while that loser calge stayed in the bottom half of my deck
>>559339007Me being corrected for being a bad girl
>>559339007me on the left and danchou on the right
>>559337938salefa is dogshit and is only run because a) is a ward (minor), b) heals a bit on a craft that has shitty heals (significant) and shitty early game so you likely need the heal on first evo turn, c) 3 dmg aoe on a body (the main reason)
uh hey guys he replied to my post and my picture so clearly that's me and not you
salefa is dogshit and is only run because she does everything haven needs on 5pp
sex with ward (minor)
>>559339007Those hands aren't crystalspawn claws..What's the point if the porn is inaccurate..
>>559339785that's because it's me on the right, I told you
>>559338710That is not thematically appropriate
>>559339453It's the most underwhelming staple out of any deck. But, the class needs it or they just flat out die, because haven has absolute dogshit early game. Just absolutely no playable 2pps, or any 2pp removal. I'm glad it's rotating. It will force them to print a better alternative, because the class literally cannot function without one, and even the retarded class hating devs won't allow a class to die on turn 5 80% of the time.
>>559339785you can tell by the skin colour its kung fu dude
Would crystal rune be a well-designed deck if it wasn't shit?
>>559339871him not killing anything he attacks isn't fucking appropriate either so shut up
>>559339942if the wincon wasnt rng garbage it would be better yes
kami KUDAKE
>>559339762edelweiss rotating out. it's so over.
>>559340124>edelweiss valentines chocolate is CN onlyI honestly wouldnt mind swiping crystals for it..
>>559339942>>559340006>FAITH deck>have to draw MULTIPLE COPIES of the 10pp brick on curve to not insta lose>even if you do manage to draw it in time your even your wincon spell is still RNG anywaysI don't feel so good captainHonestly I have a feeling they probably made the spell 5pp initially but during testing the deck overperformed so they nerfed it to 6pp last minute
shadoba nts gf status?
>springbloom fairy now costs 3pp so it lines up with the spell generator>Majestic conquest is now 2pp enhance 4ppThere game fixed loot back at top 1.
Phildau, Zirconia, Edelweiss, Liu Feng, Alouette, Glade, Mukan… Our heroes… all rotating out…
>farm chests in ruby>the haven amulet player drop a fucking mammoth and cant clear my erntzI felt so bad that I gave him the win, maybe his first one in hours farming chests. I don't get how tierwhores take pleasure in stomping bad decks. You really feel like the bad guy.
enhanced sword mirror is so ass
Losing is the best way to win.
>>559340809That was commendable anon.
>>559340869There is not a single mirror in this game that isn't ass. At least with aggro mirrors it's quick as hell so if someone is bricking they can't stew on it as long and go gg nexto
Hold up if I tech for Armes people will give me free wins?
>>559335650buff noel to raise the the enhance by 2 points if you play him for 8pp. give yidmetra the ability to evolve by herself and get the crest effect if you have a count of 8 on her crest.
>>559341084That's literally how fucking bad it's come to for Haven... We get free wins because of how pitiful we are
Why did they even waste time giving her an alt art when the original is already perfect?
>>559338659it happened again 2 games later
>>559341240The alt art is only good as sleeves
>>559341240I can only get so hard
>>559341084Why would you tech for Armes
>>559341240It’s for w*men.
>remove orchis>your rank dropssuch is life
>>559341240god imagine if they made her show some underboob too like they did for the legs...
>>559340346the spell being 6pp especially fucking sucks because you can't combine it with the enhance spell
today I went 6-9 with crystal rune for my chestsI can't really seem to make this deck work
>>559339894>and even the retarded class hating devs won't allow a class to die on turn 5 80% of the time.they will 90% forget to print an alternative
>>559340789You forgot the 5 drop that made /svg/ seethe beyond control in sets 1-2>>559340869It's ass because it's a mirror and all mirrors are ass but it's legitimately one of the best mirrors in the gameTry mode abyss or crest mirror for the real bad mirror experience
>>559341797Me on the right, my shadoba gf on the left
the only fun deck that is not braindead easy to pilot and is high tier is evo portal
Stay strong portalKINGS Orchis will leave but the HERO will return and she will bring a new age of OTK upon us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tulP1Mc3-NU
>>559341873>and is high tier
>>559341084>haven tech for Armes with mammothbut they have Marwynn for it, cheaper and doesn't need a sevoeven Jeanne is more useful and can clear him
>mode now has a way to recover evo and use it on gil or other shitgod help me
>Me and my favorite Shadowbanons
set 2 aggro abyss mirror was the best mirror in the game. milteo mirror comes close
but enough about forest
>>559341873I've had 0 interest in portal at all since release but I'm eyeing evo, it's the one portal deck I can actually see myself playingHow good is it vs aggro?
Aggro is the true underdog playstyle, because every single craft now has absurd healing.
Had lots of vials to spare cause i got lucky last set and got a few ouluons from daily draws.Decided to make enhance sword, ill be honest playing aggro/midrange sword feels better.So many games i just lose cause bricked starting hands and draws.Tried different configs deck 1 was a weird deck with some random cards splashed in there, kinda ass if the curve is bad, but buffing aglo is neat sometimes.deck 2 was trying to play for draw, didnt work too well.deck 3 is shoving in the cheap loot engine, i tried it but i wont lie, i dont get it nor do i understand how to pilot it effectively.deck 4 is what ive run the most, i dont really believe in the lyria enhance effect, mostly been using her as board fodder. hand sometimes get too full with WoG draw, Glittering golds, and the other draw effects.Any suggestions on better deck composition?
>>559341993Maisha the Hero of Purgation --> Maisha the Hero of DESTRUCTION. Set 7.
>>559342190early game it's your usual puppeteer, lancer, eudie and imari spam
>>559342190draw your puppet niggas or perish
>>559340554I still haven't found one so I think they don't exist
>>559342292Abyss only works because they delete their ghosts so you cant heal off them.
>>559342541eh you can survive with yog zentha, the biker dude that gives ssba, even accelerated substandard puppets
>>559342292drain is still the best source of healing (sometimes the only one) for a shitton of decks especially in the mid game and milteo doesn't leave any followers alive on purpose to play around it>>559342363>>559342541Early game is one thing but milteo can just essentially kill you from 20 on turns 6-7 or 7-8How good is the 7drop bitch into milteo?
>>559342620>accelerated subhumans>they just die to any shitter board clear>now i wasted two evolves for negative tempoYou need puppet niggas or the match is over
>>559342794you don't have any healing or wards, you won't survive against milteo spam
>>559342794>How good is the 7drop bitch into milteo?If they have another Milteo you are dead, if they don't there's a slim chance. It's more likely you are already fucked from their burn anyways.
>>559340893Next they will print Haven a new archetype, full of self ping and you win if you hp reaches 0 during your turn
>1 chest in 3hholy shit that's a new low
>>5593432346pp benis incoming
>>559343330I love RNG sooooo much!
another chest for the good guys
>>559343452God I wish that was me
>one of the beyond evo portal decks removes the imari kit in favor of favor of the eld axe and the camiscilla spellwhat is he cooking?
my favorite shadobanon hasn't logged in, is it over?
>>559343586You can play the 6 pp spell and then evo one of them for free with the spell. Also getting an evo in before your manual evo turns is great value
>>559343330havensister...
Cool time to concede again
>>559344190sandbagging to end up in shitter brackets makes the game more funthis is the exact reason why I'm playing master exactly 1 weeks every 3 months
>>559343745sorry im logging in now, check again
>>559343745>log in every dayI will never be a favorite shadobanon...
>>559344432it's not you, sorry>>559344482I'm sure you're someone's favorite shadobanon
>>559344712fuckkkk
>>559344735Literally me
>>559344735why doesnt the soldier have obscenely huge tits that distract her enemy (me)
Fearless Soldier owes me paizuri
>>559345412Bro???
holy shit sword is so horseshit full of bad matches, cant win against dragon and abyss no matter what
>>559345508Did I stutter bro??? FEARLESS SOLDIER OWES ME SEEEEEEEEX
this is why I said you're cucked this set if you don't play forest but you never listen to me
>Sword is bad actually
>>559345619GIWTWM
>11 games without chest spawnwtf is going on here
>>559345623People got fooled by the chart. Just because sword is more popular doesn't mean it's better, they forget it doesn't show it's loot and enhance as well.
>>559345619Fearless soldier owes me a handjob with that exact expression whilre she exposes one of her breasts with her other hand
>>559345676Portalbros, we're on the chart!
>>559345619She owes me a thighjob
>>559345785helloooo eudieposter, I hope you've been well!! it's always really good to see you! please post.. eudie86!
dragon bronze vs forest bronze
do not post eudie86
>>559345847Hello, how are your chests going? I'm about to start chest gathering myself.>>559345942Sorry..
>>559345785We're being hard carried by the set 1 puppet niggas and orchis, good thing they'll give us something to replace them with after rotation
enhance sword is the most fun deck this set but it's cucked by a few utterly unplayable matchupsthis is why set 4 was the best, dirt was the most fun deck by far and it didn't have any unplayable matchups except the 1 in 1000 roach player I guess
>>559345676>haven blood and shadow all died so abyss could get a 3rd place participation prize
>>559346129You mean the roach players that all lost against it in the wgp? It didn't have a single bad match up
>>559346094that's a very cute eudie, thank you a bunch! I've never not done 5/5 chests every day they're up throughout this whole game and I don't plan on stopping now. they've all gone quite quickly this time around too which is super nice. how's evo portal been treating you? I know there's been a lot of experimentation with the lists
>>559346121they're carring us all the way to topaz with those set 1 garbage
>>559346094Eudieanon do you ever come to the lobby? I'd like to meet you one day
>>559345916>forestdweller is just a better zirconialmao
forest just shits out a 3/3 ward every single turn now
>>559346094todays chests have been a bit of a pain to spawn+complete but I ended up hitting epic with artifact portal in the process!
I just shit myself
>>559342292heal this
>>559345916>set 1 dogs will spawn 3 4/2 rush with enhance 6I'm elated on how terrible this thing is. Doesn't even have fish tag.
Another win for the bad guys!
DIE
>>559346301Puppet was a bad matchup and roach was a very bad matchup, I won't let your dumb selection bias change my mindBut I admit it wasn't as unplayable as enhance sword is against aggro or intimidate>>559346681Yeah I have no idea wtf they were thinking with this one. The only cope is benis was the most unplayable card in the game when it released and 1 set later it turned into the single best card in the game (and the first one to get nerfed), maybe this card will follow the same route (it won't)
>maito down from 1930 cr to 1830 cr with enhance surdtier 1 btw
you fuckers are going to make me buy the fearless soldier alt art…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXIWwNp65Qfat nigga tournament!
>>559347089buy it and then let's play a game together where you set up a board of 5 of her and lethal me with the drain fearless soldier haha
fearless soldier (male) owes me sex
>>>/vmg/1910871
THAT 10/10 ATTACK TWICE NEEDS TO FUCKING GO
>>559347089Only buy it if you main sword, otherwise stick to jerking off when your opponent plays her
>swordnigger board clear just misses the puppetOkay then nice game cytards
>>559347259WB-cucks should go thereThis is a SHADOWVERSE (1) general
>>559347259thanks just bumped it
>>559347487based
Personally I think Discard Storm Drag is the most funIt just isnt that good
>>559346992>The only cope is benis was the most unplayable card in the game when it releasedwhy even bring this up when people recognized its potential the moment it was revealed
>portal bronzevs
>>559346553I'm sorry to hear that, but also great job! surprised to hear you're playing artifact of all the decks. epic artifact is exceedingly impressive, so super great job!!!
>>559347175>Ladder but 100% chance to fight sword & forest every matchWhy would anyone want to do this
What cards from the first game deserve a leader but didn't get one?
>>559346121I hope so, I hope there's a Senpai reprint immediately.>>559346309That's good, keep doing your best, I'm liking Evo portal but I feel like Cami should do more but she seems strictly weaker than the new 8pp Elf. Weaker board, weaker sevo and provides less points towards Sandalphon sky art, although with setup her 10pp board is pretty good.>>559346405Sometimes but i'm normally playing ranked even if i'm in the lobby>>559346553Well done! Artifact is cool but I wish Omega was the main strategy but it has to spam Beta just to keep up with the current meta and once Ralmia's gone it may only get worse.
>>559347796
>>559347796My nigga Azazel
>>559347807cami's sevo effect should hit everything in my opinion. I don't really see the issue with a 7pp that does 3 to all for sevo when compared to other cards at the same pp count. would make her legitimately very very strong, especially at 10pp like you said.
>>559347807I'm usually doing the same, but nice to know you come to the lobby sometimes!
>>559347796The ones I voted for
>>559348337but half of these became leaders
>>559347796Alice!
Good nonnys come to the lobby
rune cards
>>559348435Me on the right
>>559348435sauce pls.....
>>559348435me on the left...
>>559348435I'm already in the lobby though
>>559348435I went to the lobby for my daily game today and didn't even need to ask the thread today since someone was there for me. does that make me a good nonny?
>>559348821Yes good nonnys come to the lobby!
>>559348435>The source
my sword opponent misclicked the fearless knight instead of the yid for evo insta scoopedwas an erika leader
>>559347796Safira!
https://x.com/M0U10lV/status/2029189696497258835
fell for this fucking brick again
>>559349728she is so incredibly adorable
>>559349740floral offering was one of the first cards I cut out because once you get the 6+ evo chain going your gonna be getting 2/3 sandys so always need to keep 7 cards in hand instead of 8
Shadowverse crush status?
Nonny~Come to the table~
I will never be anyone's shadowverse crush...
>>559350140scary
>>559350140I'll come help out soon, but if someone else comes then that's good too
>>559350201Don't screenshot me nigga
>>559349880yeah i dunno i was looking at what people in beyond were doing and it seemed like playing 3 was more popular even though it feels bad to me. cant argue with the results since then.
can't answer garyu award
>>559350469nvm he answered it.
>>559350439It's basically just a filler card. It can occasionally be nice but it usually just ends up being a complete brick. It's bad to have during early game because you would rather have your curve in your hand. Midgame you are already drawing with Glade and Gran. Lategame you already pulled out your sandals.
>>559350378whatre you gonna do about it huh? with a name like the only thing you can threaten me with is a good time
>my 0pp draw 2 is so bad bros
2 more chests to go!
>elf>elf>elf>elftime to stop for today
>>559351413Why are you grinding so hard for an extra 200 vials?
>>559350140No one in the lobby needed help with the knockup table when I came back. Did you get help or...?
>>559351481I'm grinding for gm 3 so the chests are just a bonus
same but gm2
same but gm1
will this be the first set i get to gm2 or 3 i wonder
>>559351649Why not go all the way?
>>559351719because i dont care about the sleeve
same but my shadoba bf
>>559351812You don't care about your shadoba bf...?
#1 beyond sword list
Roach players are fucking scaryDifferent fucking breed of human
they just put anything in sword lists and wintbf it has been like that the entire game
I wish my craft got half as much love as sword did
Newfag here, are the other events better or is it always like this? I enjoy the game but I can't help farming 5 chests every single day and it gets annoying after a while
>>559352030don't worry bro you'll get massive titty alt art to replace a homo as well
Stop complaining about Sword, just play Discard Dragon, ignore their board and swing face.https://litter.catbox.moe/zxq1rh.mp4
>>559352063The guild chest event is much better and gives better rewards usually. This event sucks ass so I don't blame you for not wanting to finish it every day.
Nemesisters the complete guide is UP, how to beat this gay ass meta. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJgBh3AUyVI
>>559352063This is the shittiest event. There is literally a guild chest event they alternate between that is better in every way since you just contribute points to your guild by playing any matches and you need 10 points to get full credit for a chest with 3 chests total.
>>559351804seer globe is 1500 vials though hmm...
>>559348435you're never in the lobby faggot
>>559351893bows down to autism portal
bye bye
>>559352270not using sandal and the hag, sorry
>>559352662One brings shadow and one brings the light...
>>559347796too bad she lost to magachiyo then they stopped doing runner ups
>>559352662sex with both
>>559352270Eeeehhhh?
>>559352675Sandal is not the wincon he's just an out if you brick
Is it just me or does Enhance Sword kind of completely fuck forest in the ass
well i hit gm now what
>>559353172go for gm3
>>559353196frieren rape
>>559352270>>559352872I'm content with my own deck, my first try with making an evo deck looked close to this but I didn't have Orchis then. I'm not a fan of the 2 pp +1 ssa either...
>>559352872Your win cons with that deck are chaos legion and orchis, i followed his suggested gameplan/mulligan and pp efficiency here are the results so far. It's extremely aggro for how slow and shit portal usually is.
>>559353140They played the Shiny card without reading anything
>>559353196i do not get this lucky playing abyss
>>559353862its 1500 cr luck
Finally something good
>>559353727What is the mulligan and evo priority
hmmm
Is Enhance Sword better than Peak Loot?
damn I just missplayed easy play and conceded out of shame
love getting vials from the big chest
yay
>>559354906the good guys won
'ate aggronigger
chest event sucks cock
+150 Vials
My name is Chest Event...
My name is Cock...
the fuck were they thinking
Love this nigga like you wouldn't believe
My name is Cock Event…
>>559355212Everyone can kill this with 1pp
>>559355212WB is a party game not intended to be balanced
>sandal face 10 in turn 8xD
Another badguy falls before the power of God>>559354304it's better explained in the videos he wrote everything down so you can just translate the image with google
maybe you should have made a board
>>559355259why is he at 6 wtf
hang forestniggers
big shots weren't happy with how frieren's class was the shittiest one in the game so they overbuffed it
>>559355212sawagoon!!
>>559355486Your heart is brown.
>>559355314Havensisters....
I can't win anything with enhanced sword today
My heart is white with coom
>>559355535
good guy forestbad guy ab*ss
>>559355651How?I'm starting to think Enhance Sword is more broken than Forest unironically Deck is nuts
I have a lot of fun in ranked when I'm not playing against forest
queueing forest rn
The full EN translation of the Sekka tentacle thing is up where said people know where to find it
>>559355997thanks sekkakanon
>>559355314>be haven>somehow had both divine guard and 2pp ward in opening hand>still 50% chance to randomly brick and hit the 1/2
Can I get a fuckin' uhhhhhhhhh...1 shadoba gf please?
Go back to akg you traitor
link to sekka mega?
>>559355742do you run the loot package?I'm fucking bricking with it and then it's too late to win the game
>>559356181https://mega.nz/folder/Fl0XBLTS#FcJYpLt02kE67t6V1RgKKg
>>559356164What the hell are you even talking about
>>559355997You know what im talking about
>>559356154Go to the lobby
>>559356273uhh I already know that, it was a joke...
>>559356198Yeah, this is the list I'm running, prob same as yoursMajestic, Ruthless, Yid, Serenity Shield, Rose, I mulligan anything that's not those 5 Currently on an 8 game win streak rn
>>559356465Oh...
Shadowba gf
why can althenia attack twice
>>559356613smelly neet
>>559356613thighjobs from my stinky neet shadoba gf
>>559356613I wish I looked like this....
because forest has dogshit boardclears
>>559356164Cant i just play multiple games a day
>>559356909??????????????????????????????????????
>>559356909>Miroku>Glade>Cupitan>Kruelleerm
>>559356973?
So how will they treat Legend Rise in 2 months? Make it so you only need 50% vials to craft the cards?
everyone would have agreed forest have shit board clear but now it's t1 you all suddenly say it's not truefuck you niggas
>>559356909Can us haven players get a 'dogshit' draw 2 deal 8 damage board clear please
>>559357106You'll need the same amount obviously
if you can't clear aether or double mode abyss hags then your board clear is dogshit
>>559357043Ok, now how do those fare against a double enhanced sword board?
1 more chest to go!
>>559357043>needs evo>needs evo>needs evo>needs evo
>>559357106maybe they'll start handing out throwback card packs you can redeem for sets that rotate
>>559357353only 1 of those needs evo
bro is gonna use miroku to clear a aether board or a enhance sword boardthe things you have to read in this general
>>559357353Kruelle gives out -2 Defense on Fanfare, mate
>>559357415Miggy! *chu!*
>>559357421doesn't matter because you want to superevo her
You guys know we’re talking about how forest has trouble clearing large boards with FAT bodies. No need to be dishonest.
>>559357415Miroku IS still a board clear getting rid of your turn 1 and turn 2 play and now you have to answer that 2/2 as well
>>559357415>aether>he still thinks Haven players haven't uninstalled yet >>559357106holy shit I just realized Sword only has Albert for 2 more months holy shit
>>559357547A lot of crafts will suffer with set 1 leaving. Hell, Milteo is probably screwed with Reaper Slash and Shadowcrypt
>be the gooddest of guy for more than half a year>suddenly the baddest of guy and everyone hates youthe word means nothing to you niggas. fucking 'ate you all
wuwajeets are indeed bad guys
Pits
>>559357748except it's not a forest deck so it's still a bad guy deck
>>559357748How's wuwa these days? I quit after I saved up all my pulls from day 1 to get that huge titty elf hag (the only good character they released) maxed
>>559357523Yeah, it's not like they don't have a 8PP that >has 10/10 stat on sevo>destroy 1 follower on sevo>can attack 2 times on sevo>has 3 wards to protect herself
why was ralmia chosen to represent artifacts in legends rise instead of the classic rob character other classes had
>>559357824my shadoba gf needs to be like this
>>559357878That doesn't clear three brats spellboosted to 99/99 and two flame destroyers therefore its bad
>>559357705Shadowcrypt is replaceable. Serpents is a way bigger loss.
Treefuckers are never good. Never see a roachfucker that don't emote when he has lethal
>>559357824Sweaty forest girls
stop acting like they won't release more broken shit
>>559357878Yeah, we’re talking about why forest needed that card, you dumbdumb.
Althenia should be able to attack 3 times!
>>559357892ralmia & orchis and new OC cutie eudie, thats a good enough starting point in my opinion
>play orchis>abyss could lethal me from hand >forced to use two serpents on loyd to death slash orchis >leaves me with 3 hp>dies to second orchis
Nerf medusa to 8PP and only attacks 3 times on evo but now she has 3 3/3 Wards on Fanfare
Would you do baby play with a Hag loli in exchange for power?
>>559358345I'd do it for free
>>559358345Sure, I could give up some power for that.
>>559358281still worse than althena since it doesn't advance your gameplan
>>559358345I would do it for free
>>559358345I don't see any downsides
>>559358281and she has a stat line of 10/10
>>559358345God I fucking wish I would bust so many loads to an Eldritch cunny gf
I have a micropenisWhat craft is for me
>>559355259I hope our nigga will get better form next set
>>559358540sword judging by the start of the thread
Also heres the thing i showed a couple days agoExcuse the censor i drew that and its not that good
>>559358540Forest and Sword from what anons have said in threads before
>>559357865idk i havent played it in a very long time
>>559358623The censor is cute though bwo don't worry
>>559358623sox fex
>re-introduced two new mechanics>only two crafts can use themWhat does KMR mean by this?
>>559358847the petcrafts of course
Anon... KMR is gone, you have to let go...
Playing this game drunk is much better
They should change Althenia to become a ward if you evolve her. Nerfs her against classes that cant full clear so she cant clear the board and then hide behind wards. Buffs her against sword and fuck sword
>>559358916Hey...
>>559358939i am brown and i disagree with this
>>559358345why are you asking a rhetorical question?
Why don’t you guys just run removal…?
not very fucking many removals deal with althenia while also ensuring you dont get assfucked by sandalphon the next turn
>>559359151What craft?
>>559359238Sword
>>559358916I do this and regret it everytime...
>>559359329??????????????????????
VANQUISH THE CORRUPT..MILORDTHIS SOLVESTHIS SOLVES THIS SOLVES NOTHING!!
>>559359238I'm not a swordnigger like that other anon sword is one of the few crafts that can do exactly what I described
>>559359436Ok. What craft?
>>559359509I play the white man crafts.
Didn’t think white men were such fucking cowards.
A reminder that Sword has only exactly 1 (one) answer to Wilnas
Oguri cap...
Before white man come Shadowverse general was BA free
more like oguri CRAP XD
>>559359891You're dying next turn if you drop that brick.
>>559360161hate all BAniggers
>>559359891>fat pig>sinciro>oguri cap>band of pricessess 2x>congregant >unkei>splendori don't even play sword
why is dragon allowed to run 9 oguri caps
Sword is allowed to run 12 oguri caps
I play ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost reaper slash ghost and end my turn.
Rune’s allowed to run 18 Oguri Caps.
>>559360513Bro you forgot to attack with your ghosts...
I should be allowed to run even 1 oguri cap, alas, I missed the event.
>>559360513Sir, you forgot to leave a drain target for me on board…
LMAOOOOOO
>>559360513I play 4pp heal 10 twice
>>559359891just like how they only have 1 answer to armes
next collab?
Sonic the Hedgehog
>>5593606926 months when Konosuba season 4 comes out.
>>559360692Eudie x My cock
they missed the fate collab bad
WHY is dragon ALLOWED to run NINE OGURI CAPS
>>559360671Two retards fighting
>>559360671Bro? Your Sagatsumatsukatsu alt art? (You are NOT allowed to cope and say you like the original better.)
>>559360764Not a fan of the mini collabs.
>you can just keep transforming the transformed card every turn until you get what you needThe only caveat is to spend 3PP in the first place. What form of degeneration can this cause?
>>559362145loot is already running it
>>559362145>Amulet>Too slow for haven to runEpic
>>559362145>The only caveat is to spend 3PP in the first place. What form of degeneration can this cause?tranforming your 1 drop into albert
>>559362145this will probably be a headache for them after a few years because of interclass card interactions literally breaking the game and causing crashes
>>559359545Then you should be playing Hearthstone or Runeterra.
>lol so random XD>white man game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAIHH0c3Gscits up
>>559362386you know it's already a thing right. anyone can activate necromancy or rally
>>559362660Hearthstone is your game, yes.
>>559362927You dont even need a video for it, its shit.
I'm having fun.
>>559362927...for non-members
>>559363126post your forest/sword deck
>>559363126kill yourself sword/forestnigger
But I play Dragon..
>>559363286>>559363319abyssnigger deflecting
evo portal vs evo forest is depressing, it's insane just how much better that deck is
>>559363286>>559363319ESPADA GALAXIA!
>>559363393>>559363319>>559363286>>559363367reminds me of this
>>559363393i only play autism portal
>treefuckers now add Aria to turbo those fairiesThose fuckers
>>559363517kek
>>559363517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLFiFy4rTrkI love these gba FE edits
What streamer posted a loot deck today? It's all I'm seeing on ladder
>>559363874this is complete proof of my shadoba bf being 100% white
>>559363874rare niggy wI won't tell you to kys today
it is so disgusting
miggy always wins
>>559363986Idiot. White don't pirate. Only brown do that
>>559364310I pirate all the time and I'm white
>>559363496I'm sure one day you will catch up forestbro
but why
We should do a fire emblem hackrom with shadoba characters
Main official X account shared 4 deckshttps://x.com/shadowverse_jp/status/2029396520131543387>evo forest>enhance sword>milteo abyss>evo portalHere's your top meta decks
>>559362982that's game mechanics working as intended. what isn't intended are crashes and hangs because of new cards interacting with old cards. sentry gate and holy lion temple got capped to a limited amount of times per turn because they would freeze the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVP0QhzaBgo
sagatsumatsu should reduce her spells to 0 cost
>>559363947https://x.com/kokosoba_7sei/status/2028979603407257671
>>559364646Yeah thats the fucking list.
I just need 4k more until gm 1... I'll get it tomorrow
>>559362982PTP was a thing since classic SV1
>>559364512robotpedo will still bitch about it
>>559364756it's a compliment
>>559364512no rune?
robopedo gf?
>>559364948it's a compliment
>>559364995that's cool but where's my gf?
>>559364856>Z is 1Here's your answer
stop spamming the compliment shit
Only my craft is garbage when having a bp leader during the season
https://x.com/o831zzz/status/2029192853029830676why is my shadoba gf moaning
Okay but you gotta reply to posts properlyDeal??
>>559365219abyssbro...
>>559365219Swordbro....
No.
>559365398kill yourself
>click video>cam uses 70% of the screen>close video
Robotpedo here, what’s the decklist?
going to bed without a shadoba gf to talk with before I slowly drift off...
no deal!
Sorry I only give decklists to dollpedos
any hagpedos in the chat?
yuck
Any adulyfuckers??
The politically correct term is PAP "Porcelain Attracted Person"
Here's your next granblue collab expansion leaders bro
danchoupedos come to the lobby
>>559365785uhh wheres nier
Granblue more like granBILE because their designs are shit
For me, it’s porcelain tiles.
>>559365848does this mean your danchou is a pedo or you only like underage danchous
>>559365883KEK
For me? It's Ludicrous Ordinance and her Ludicrous Ordinass
>her
Wait, the devs are forestfags?!
portal tranny gf...
No, it's just first week instability, Evo Forest is easily T3 MAX
>>559366065Yes that's why they literally turned forest into green sword and the one good forest deck since set 1 has nothing to do with forest at all.
>>559366107hey..
>>559366178do you go to the lobby...
>>559366148nobody wants to deal with combo shit
card game nip devs that actually hate comboshit?? incredibly rare and based
>>559366365except the people that actually liked forest.
hows it fair loot gets to be strong 3 sets in a row?
>>559366365fuck you man
>>559366518Because sword has gotten 6 strong sets in a row.
No one likes forest and that's why they saved your deck into sword but elves
kill all swordniggers
>>559366429you love comboshit?? come to yugioh whiteman!!
I don't even play forest anymore cause of what they did to it and I mained it every set
>>559332973Technically, but less for generically more damage and more because it makes it is a good enabler for a OTK.>crypt+sevo=5 damage>Any permutation of 5 copies of RoS/Tyranical Fists/Ghosts, of which 3 can be ghost=15 damage>you can even get away with 4+ ghosts if you use Reaper's deathslash to remove a ghost that already attacked to free up space for another ghost.That can happen with as little as 7pp if everything lines up perfectly and the opponent has no wards.If you aren't expecting the opponent to heal for a gorillion, then you can also use it to try to cheat out an early niggerman evo, or just as removal/face chip damage.
never trust a forest """main"""
danchou...
>>559357978Doesn't milteo lose the OTK without crypt?
>>559366719I'm doing the same thing. I played evo for 2 days but when every single game turned out to be the exact same curve with zero thought I just dont want to play it at all even though it's good.
kill bitchy whiny forestpedo
>>559367003Eudie please don't leave me... Please come back after the rotation...
it's a compliment
>>559367349thank you for the compliment bad girl
evil eudie next set
eudie sph next set
>>559366518Don't worry, Albert is rotating next. Surely they won't immediately replace him and make Sword a strong tier 1 or 2 deck for 7 sets in a row.
when are they making altersphere 2
Milteo abyss is closer to being a forest deck than evo forest is
don't compare abyss to forest ever again
loot easily kills without shillbert
>>559366965Shadowcrypt just gives you more leverage to spend remaining evo to push more damage. 3PP for 5 damage occupying 2 slots is kinda average
>>559367553
they had the right idea with yuelsoci and flowering friendship for forest evo but this set they clearly threw in the towel on doing any kind of combo with the evolutions
>>559367851Lmao imagine using flowering friendshit when 2PP 3/3 ward free evo
my autistic wife
>>559367851fairy wisps will save flowering friendship
>make forest good for 5 sets in a row but players complain so much they give up on its class identity this is your own fault
>>559367934I love her, I hope she's the second BP leader.
>>559367591milteo is literally roach on steroidswins against the deck roach winsloses against the decks roach loseslet me copy your work.jpg
abyss has no identity it's just red sword
>>559367591this is exactly why I main milteo now
>>559367851They have no fucking idea what they are doing with forest when they printed 5 combo cards that aren't even good.
>>559368001portal never gets a bp leader
>>559368118their mistake was printing roach in the first set
>>559368093
>>559368191We will this time
>>559368316Yeah, the dog.
>>559368093>>559368315
>>559368191Enjoy your meme dog BP leader.
>>559368315why doesnt she wear any bra
>>559368392We're not Swordcraft... We won't get dogged like they do
>>559367690>3PP for 5 damage occupying 2 slots is kinda averageThe damage isn't anywhere near as significant as the fact that the pp cost is banked from an earlier turn. Crypt is 0pp on the turn that you swing for 20.
>>559366910Yes?
>make forest good for 5 sets in a row but players complain so much they give up on its class identitySomeone is fogetting 30 out of 40 cards forest used with their only viable deck are about to rotate out
>>559368636>he forgets the sv1 meta
i would use the dog leader
>>559368724Was he a leader? No, they would never condemn us to that humiliation
If you use the dog leader I will treat you like one
They would never skip over a sexy lady to add a shitty dog nobody actually likes
looks like 63,993 people liked him
>>559368916BAU BAU! Whatcha gonna do nonny? >:3
>>559368916>t. white woman
kill that nigga
Why are women like this
The aniversary poll will be sweeped by omenKINO and you know it
Why do you never have a single consistent point miggy?
4 months until I can get my perfect leader
sham nacha sweep
>Dayan is playing roachEvo forest isn't real forest.
say hello to your next bp leader!
forest isn't real forest(bad thing)sword is real sword(bad thing)rune isn't real rune(good thing)dragon is real dragon(neutral thing)abyss is real abyss(good thing)haven is real haven(good thing)portal isn't real portal(bad thing)
>>559370046hello
what is real abyss
>>559370186fast face deck for grindingnobody cares about the dead crafts
>>559370046>threatengrrrrr woof woof!
Hello to my next BP leader!
How do you even play crystal runeI spun my wheels and went from sapphire to topaz trying to learn this deck but it just doesn't click
>>559370457play the version that only uses the legendary cards so you can tutor themdo not play the shitty 4 and 5 dropsthe 1 drop is okay
>>559370457play goddess of fate to duplicate your calges and play 6-cost spell for lethal
>>559370186Nobody knows because they refuse to give them shadow or blood gimmicks.
>>559370046I like his voice, might get his battle pass if the alternative art is also something I want
I'm lonely
>>559370948So ronery
Come to the lobby~
whenever I see a post talking about nonnys coming to the lobby there's no one there anyways so I won't be tricked
do NOT come to the lobby right now
I actually would go to the lobby if other people did when people asked. wanna start that trend
I'm in bed now so I won't be coming
>>559371276i used to afk in the lobby to keep the number up hoping it'd motivate other players but i haven't bothered in half a yearwe should be able to set a default lobby by now but maybe that'll come with private lobbies
>>559371410>>559371421okay well next time someone says come to the lobby I'm going to the lobby and I hope to see you anons there
This cards a riot. I love it
>>559370186sword with worse cards but every tenth card says reanimate on it
>>559371491I'm usually there while I queue ranked games before work, sometimes during, and after anon.
I'm fapping in the lobby right now
>>559371771I know who this is then>>559371785well? what to?
I'm fapping to anon fapping in the lobby right now
>>559371901how does that work
I look at anon's avi while rubbing my penis and imagining anon doing the same to me. Danchou taught me this special move.
>>559372087Which Danchou so I know what guild to avoid
You know which danchou..
That danchou? All me.
>>559372204No I don't that's why I'm asking
>>559371889this and... that...
What's an avi? I don't think I've ever seen that before
>>559372279elaborate further
>>559372336an avatar like your emblem
>>559371547I saw dragon play it while I was playing haven, I felt sorry for the dragon player.
>>559372726Oh, ok. Thanks for the info anon
Why is Dayan playing Roach...
>>559372873it hit #1 beyond and dayan always tries every semi viable forest deck for content
You guys actually ERP? I thought it was a joke
im afraid of logging in
>Althemia in the thumbnail>Click stream>It is actually roach
Why would it be a joke? Just because we don't invite you to the guild lounge orgy doesn't mean there are no guild lounge orgies.
>>559373063If you see someone in a maid dress in the lobby, you can fuck them.
>>559373095Did danchou figure out who you are finally? The guild is still 30/30 so you haven't been kicked at least regardless of what happened. Just log in.
>>559373156How do I get invited...
>>559372381random mmds
Naked Dogeza and ID card obviously.
dayan already rank 2 now that hes playing a real deck and not tier 3 evo forest
>>559373393that's really cute actually. I hope enjoyed yourself nonny
>>559373063Do you not??
The funniest thing is that roach shits on evo forest, AND enhance.
>>559373202danchou knew since the start actually. they were just too nice
>>559373396Shadowba gfs to make my Shadowba naked dogeza?
Ame anon's time is almost up anyways.Once the NSO anime airs next month there's gonna be tons of other ameposters around and since it's not following the game's plot there's a chance she might break out into the normie world too
ok but who asked
>>559373736Then surely danchou will be nice now and you're only making things hard on yourself. You should go check
>>559373764The dev of that game is making a psychological horror game about codependent siblings and then killed the hype by saying there'd be no romance. This guarantees it will remain unpopular and niche, this in turn guarantees that amenon will have a new niche character to post.
nep nep nep nepnep nep nep nep
I remember why I stopped playing this deck now.
HERE WE GO GOOD TO GO NEPPUTYUNUWATASHI TSUYOKUTE NEW GEIMU
>>559374137Thanks nep nep we love you
>>559374267Lish segs
lishennas fans are all pedophiles
>>559373764theres already another danchou stalker thats not me...
>>559374267it's a shame her deck is her and imari then nothing but guys and a couple hags
>>559358847It's for the same reason Sandal is the only card with Invoke, those mechanics got too silly in the first game so they're being careful. Also I wouldn't want high cost followers also be played for cheap in the early a lot in all the crafts, you should have to deal with a suboptimal early game if you draw your expensive cards at the start.
Albert in set 1 but they're being careful???
sandal is already silly and far more obnoxious than oguri cap ever was
>People who only play FoTM decks and don't follow their heart
>>559375159I hate evo forest too
>>559375159What happens if the FoTM deck is the deck of their heart?
Once Albert rotates, Sword will be honestcraft.
one sided floodgates are peak dishonest nigger behavior
>>559375229the rotten heart of a metaslave then I'm afraid
marie ate esperanza
Another win for the bad guys
>disgusting swordniggers, only play FoTM since pack 1
>>559375510imari was supposed to wreck the crystallize meta...
Havensisters..... it's over....
>>559375159yeah, they call them the normal people, non autistic screcch-er, non 4chan-user, the targeted audience
i like playing evo forest.
>>559375582you see 0 class with crystalize in that chart. imari did well
>>559374918They're careful with some things, for example Spellboost Rune is still pretty shit despite them not changing the mechanic from SV1. It had to rely on Dirt cards and Satan when it was tier 1.
>>559375681I don't like that. I think you should go to prison. I genuinely think you should go to prison.
>>559375702>kuon downplayer
>>559375510here you see how the meta is still evolving, sword is now putting early removal to offset their weakness. hope to see more changes
this literally happens every meta
>>559375582Imari's sole purpose is to give Portal a winning matchup against Discard Dragon so they can atleast have a single positive matchup.
>>559375702I hope they never give them healing and Sagelight was just an accident and was only supposed to be for dirt. I hate pic related in UL, spell rune should be a glass cannon kind of archetype.
>>559375510nerf imari, cant have portal having "custom yugioh cards". how will the other class supposed to contest????
Take the abyss pill and fight against the sword menace. Embrace homosexuality.
portal is still good they have orchis to lean on, people are randomly having aversion to playing puppets because rotation was announcedif you look at the winstreak website its full of puppet joints
>>559375159I played Milteo before people realized that it was good.
We live in a world where dragon and abyss are the good guys.
>>559376684I wanna cum on orchis' cute tummy
How did they look at a 4pp 3/3 legendary that has no effects on fanfare or evo before turn 6 in the same expansion they printed 4pp 9/9 + ward + token generation, fucking bronze and say "that's fine"? Kandima is geniunely one of the worst cards in the game, even pre buff Zwei was better.
>>559377390haven tax
>>559377390Read the card loreHaven is supposed to be shit
I have forest sword fatigue
Is Miroku the kind of card that will go into all Forest decks forever? It seems pretty busted.
>>559378548yes
is this shit playable
>3pp silver vs 6pp legendary
>>559378548Unless there's a deck that specifically limits the followers you can put in I guess, like Hozumi
>>559379226Reminds me of swords 3pp 5/4
>>559379069ara is competing with evolution points with kuon, satan and bergent. i think you cut him and his 2pp spell for earth sigil generators if you want to play norman
Next set sword followers will be base line 3pp 5/5, and haven followers will stay 5pp 3/3.
victim complex
haven forgot they still have their pp wilbert into aether
>>559380445But enough about portal
Noel is better than Aether
>>559380531the only good haven play and not even that strong
wilbert pp...
Belongs to Sham
[Uplifting News] Portal has 16 players in beyond, double that of the lowest class Haven!
for some reason playing through the evolution forest tutorial infuriates me
>>559381035Eudie infuriates me, she needs correction
Bratty Eudie in her skin tight bodysuit
I really like this card but it's so bad...
>90% of haven amulets have draw on them>lyanthoth can force you to pop them if your opponent doesnt have enough shitters on the board bricking your ability to get the quest this shit is optimized to be as unusable as humanly possible
[Sad News] Half of Haven's top 100 are still in Epic.
I put loli mama on my loot deck, just to bamboozle the opponent and sword mirrors
Sad NewsHaven making epic players miserable by playing ward/crest
another win for the bad girls!ignore the 3 misplays into my opponent conceding
>>559381810what else are they supposed to play?
>>559381871they shouldn't play
buy the battlepass for substandard puppet
>>559381897agreed
>>559381871lapis so i can laugh at you before banishing her
>>559381905>4 armsimagine the handjob and foreplay
>>559381862Another swordjeet put in the dirt! Good job portalsis
>>559382043ok but you only have one dick and it only requires 1 hand to handlewhere do the other hands and fingers go to?
>>559382091left nipplesright nipplesanal hole
Haven but with a stacking leader barrier that depletes a shield each hit
I actually got all chests in one 5 win streak today.
>the theme of each encroacher is bloom, conquest, ruin, slaughter, wing, faith and system>abyss is apparently wingWhat part of a cat is wing?
>his cat doesn't have wingsget a load of this sucker
>>559382659niggerman is bit special
>>559382470for me it's being turned into a meat sockpuppet by the substandard puppet using all 4 of her arms up my ass
>>559382659wingman for chad. you won't believe how wasy it is to pick girls if you have cute cat/dog
kill yourself normalfaggot and I legitimately fucking mean that
whomsoever did she meant to reply?
ah, no good, I'm getting distracted again
>>559382091>only requires 1 hand to handleMaybe yours does kekTwo on ShaftOne on BallsOne on Head
>>559381339it is a cool card
>>559383082Sword mommy milkers
>6 more chest sets to go
Next battlefest better be Shadowverse and not some last minute collabslop
I haven't had a match where treefuckers don't drop executor as early as possible. How the fuck do they keep opening with her?
>>559383479bro your orca token a'la trickal?
>>559383479>>559383550forgot pic
We are back, baby!
This card is really strong with the dog. Has saved a number of times in a deck (evo portal) where you lack healing.
>>559383712>rubywe're getting there
>>559383894Kinda wanna play Artifact again after seeing this but probably after my grind to gm
camiscilla fucks dogs
Okay but Shymm will never fuck (You)
I'm dogs
>>559383894problem is the dog combos with accelerate idk if this would even work all that well
that dog? me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs
no one will ever fuck me...
camiscilla hasnt showered in decades
Why does Camiscilla refuse to wear bras?
>>559384654i'm imagining
camiscilla ships heterosexual fictional men into homosexual relationships with each other
Surely we are getting the cat for next BP leader. Everyone likes cats
nah it will be tsubasa leader
Imagine a forest and abyss cat dueling each other
I killed the thread
>>559385921I'm still here *smooch*
last ever thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoQulnL2uPg
should I bump before bed
I will bump you in bed
>>559386061 (Me)sorry not bump bake I'm sleepy its late>>559386112wth
*pumps you*
ok so should I bake or not..
I will bake a baby inside of you
I'll give you my baby batter and you bake mmmkay?
>>559386214Bake so I can wake up tomorrow to bread
I know it's late but you anons need to control yourselves more...>>559386606>>559386606>>559386606>>559386606>>559386606