Literal Dead General EditionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>558812529
What's coming tomorrow to #GTAOnline New Content:• Premier Half Camo livery for the Pfister X-treme (Super)2x GTA$:• Tow Truck Service Salvage Value• Salvage Yard Daily Income (4X for GTA+ Members)2X:• Salvage Yard Vehicle Salvaging Speed2x GTA$ and RP:• Hunting Pack (Remix)• Community Race Series (4X for GTA+ Members)Salvage Yard Robbery Targets:• The Podium Robbery: Pfister Comet S2 Cabrio - With the LS Pounders Vanity Plate [CLAIMABLE] (Top)• The Gangbanger Robbery: Lampadati Tigon - With the LS Panic Vanity Plate [CLAIMABLE] (Top)• The McTony Robbery: Obey Omnis e-GT (Top)Weekly Challenge:• Complete two Salvage Yard Robberies to be rewarded with GTA$100,000Premium Race:• Crossing Paths, locked to Sports ClassicHSW Time Trial:• Pacific Bluffs to Mount GordoTime Trial:• Coast to CoastFIB Priority File:• The Fine Art FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Vapid Blade• Canis Seminole Frontier• Vapid Riata• Vapid Retinue• LCC AvarusLuxury Autos:• Pfister X-treme• Vapid FMJ MK VLucky Wheel:• Pegassi ReaperPrize Ride:• Finish Top 5 in the LS Car Meet Series for 3 consecutive days to claim the Annis Remus.Premium Test Ride:• Übermacht Sentinel XSTest Rides:• Dundreary Landstalker X• Grotti GT500• Dewbauchee Seven-70Take full advantage of the latest discounts40% off:• Salvage Yard Properties• Salvage Yard Upgrades and Modifications30% off:• Nagasaki Buzzard Attack Chopper• Buckingham Miljet• Pfister Astron• Pegassi Tempesta• JoBuilt Phantom Custom• Dinka Sugoi• Declasse Mamba• Lampadati NovakGun Van Discounts:40% off:• Railgun30% Off (GTA+ Members Only)• Up-N-AtomizerPlease note that the above may change upon release
Oh hey, thread's backI bought this. I hate that they put this livery on some fuckass EV, but at least it looks cool
>>559337765Sold it after driving it in 1 stunt race
>>559337206>2 claimablewhat's the occasion?
>>559337765I love that stupid little thing quite a bit
Damn, this thing is super tiny. Look at it, I'm taller than the truck.Also I missed out on the 5x car meet experience, would be the perfect time to hit level 400.
Saw this earlier today. His character wasn't really anything funny, just a random guy with fox mask.Share some shit you saw on gtao!
>>559343210oops
Does FiveM even have fun servers like SAMP or it's just RP dogshit with power hungry admins and broken car acceleration physics
>>559337206hell yeah, i almost bought a salvage yard and said maybe itll be on sale next week. and i wanted to buy the pfister comet s2 too
>>559337765i was driving this, and i just find a lot of these supercars to be disappointing. it felt like it went 100mph, and the disparity of how it looks vs how it performs makes it feel bad. I used to drive a toyota camry hybrid and it could hit 120mph pretty easily
>>559340303Salvage yard week
>>559337206>Up-N-AtomizerPraise be, been waiting. Also ok week IMO. I kinda like the salvage yard.
Out of curiosity, were there more images like this ever posted to these threads? I saw this one posted once, in or in response to a post that, if I rmember correctly, spoke of it pluraly.
>>559360947*plurallyNot even sure if that's an actual word but the intiernet insists.
Missing obvious driving shortcuts after not logging on for a long while.
>>559360947Yeah, that anon made several fake magazines of their character, I think I saved them all.Right now I'm not in the mood to dig thru old files tho, I'll try to post them tomorrow.
>>559361227cool character...
>>559362232No problem coverAnon.>>559361227Is that you tankgirl Anon?
>>559363575for a gtao character i think they look pretty unique
>>559361227>drift cardboard
I'm guessing "change message frequency" in settings reffers to messages between players right? There's a delay for that by default and I made mine the lowest, which I think is "no delay". I don't know what else it could be refferring to. If it is that then, while it wouldn't solve the problem of no text chat on PC Enhanced, it would definitely help matters, if you have a friend you play with, because then you could both set your messages to "no delay".
>>559365057>tankgirl AnonKek, I thought that too of their usual outfit.
>>559365057I guess so. My character's usual camo set has been called that by a few.
>>559367808wtf how do you have abs
>>559350181>supercars>GTAloleven shit box accords irl go fasterreal supers hit 200+mpha ps3 game never meant to handle that speedit is fun modding actual cars in single player mode, turning off traffic and driving around the map at ~240 mph
>>559367808I see. I like to see Anon's that I've seen a lot in these threads before still around.
>>559368141Are you suggesting the photo might have been retouched? Because, maybe.
>>559368456Rambo? More like Ramhoe HA! Eheh.... heh......
>>559337765ECKSSSSSSSSS-TREEEEEME
>>559368273yeah but even in the frame of this game they shouldnt be any slower than 130mph or something. thats not even top tier.
>>559371257They still have to account for legacy players on PS4, the solid majority of players still.The don't even get HSW there.
>>559371685true, i would say add more HSW upgrades to all of these exotic looking cars then so its walled behind next gen
>>559371781Nah, the new Toyota/Subaru SUV needs it more, apparently.
>>559372065It's called a lesbaru, sir.
>>559368845>>559368659this guy scored a 10/10 chink hottie
I decided to have a giggle and snipe birds with buzzard missiles and I actually hit one lmao.You can actually snipe players/npcs with it's guns btw if you have anough of a feel and command over that thing. The range is good.
>>559360947>Anon makes In game character a model>Gives her an Ugly faceIt takes genuinely 5 minutes to make the playable character pretty
>>559378156??? why is their character ugly? haven't you seen the uggos in these generals?
>>559378136Also, a little tip that maybe not everyone knows. Owning a buzzad means you can spawn it as a ceo vehicle, and they spawn in proximity similar to the kosatkas sparrow, which means that if your sparrow happens to have been destroyed, or is far away or on cooldown, you can spawn one of these. It's not as fast but still an asset.
cool
>>559378372>>559378156not trueyou'll get ugly naturally if you don't use a guide
>>559378478neat >>559378136I'd feel bad shooting at animalsI like RDR2 where you can harvest items from kills, doesn't feel as wasteful or cruel.Which reminds me NPCs technically drop money, you could just drive around killing people all day ad make money...
>>559376430wtf lol
>>559378372Because we're honest
>>559378156clean up her face, damn
>>559378372I don't get it either, that character is pretty
>>559337206>Salvage Yard Robbery Targets:>• The Podium Robbery: Pfister Comet S2 Cabrio - With the LS Pounders Vanity Plate [CLAIMABLE] >• The Gangbanger Robbery: Lampadati Tigon - With the LS Panic Vanity Plate [CLAIMABLE]finally!
I bought the volotol. I haven't put it to use in a public session yet, but from the get go it feels more useful than the alkonost. It's bomb capacity is 100, unlike the alkonosts 50, which means 20 volleys, instead of.......... 10...... It's slower and doesn't get a boost like the akonost does at high altitudes, but the rudders are WAY more useful so bombing might actually get you kills more easily, let alone, at all.
>>559389870niceand it has PBB livery too
Why are mods for GTA games always so lame. You go into the modding scene for Fallout and Elder Scrolls and you got everything under the sun made into that game, especially coomer mods. 99% of gta mods are just random sports car from real life in the game or some goku skin ported into the game.Like, I hope we're going to see something like FO4's CBBE and Bodyslide together with a thousand outfits and game modes/overhauls/dlc sized mods for 6.
>>559395735because the modding community is straight up retarded and gatekeeps knowledge and toolsbest example is scripthook why is that still closed sourced?
>>559395865And some people paywall their mods. Especially those that port the Online heists in SP.I shouldn't talk so bad about 3D era GTA mods. There's a treasure trove of DLC sized mods for that. Zombie Andreas, Long Night, the Tightened mods for 3, VC and SA, DYOM, Stars & Stripes, Underground, Alien City, that weird dinosaur mod with its own storyline and more.Maybe it's almost because those games have been reverse engineered and 20+ years of making mods for them will give us some quality content.
>>559360947Huh, apparently there's only 2 fake magazines?I thought there was more? maybe I thought the others were ugly and I didn't save them.
They also posted the original.
And I remember this weird sniper rifle picture, not sure what the fuck is happening there.>>371345881Here's the original post, if you care to browse thru an old ass thread.I do see myself and I cringe.
>>559395735nobody wants to fuck GTA characters, lmaoit's all about the wheels, man
>>559400079Not even about the wheels anymore when they force you to pick up an air vehicle for almost every mission to cut on wasted time (so many missions sending you from LS to Paleto)
>>559401842I mean the real world car mods.As for missions, I try to use cars I don't often drive instead, unless it's timed of course, then you need the sparrow.
post more character pics
>>559361227>stompclaphey starts playing
chat remind me to claim the free cars this week
>Sultan RS Classicwell it drives well but it feels like it weighs nothing
>>559409048Correct. If you want weight, go for the Vectre
>>559403915
https://youtube.com/post/Ugkxeu9PbE7-2wHc0yTvdmhteagF4pPW6jB8>"collabing" with real world companies and brandsGTA is dead
>>559405126Claim the free cars this week... even though they seem to be mostly repeats.
>>559421569"Sister pls return to the home planet...we need u"
>>559412271>>559421569more
Is it just me or does the s2 cabrio feel better to drive than the regular one?
>>559432063It is better
>>559430096
>>559398416>>559398258>>559398143>>559360947thats my character>were there more images like this ever posted to these threadsa few? i did briefly have a dif character id post but im currently travelling away from my home pc so cant checkim just a graphic design nerd and in my late gta years i went progressively more artistic before dropping the game altogether, pretty shocking anyone saved those
>>559435280
>>559435518
>>559435280>>559435518nice TND you got there
>>559436787I think this was so clean I didn't manage to get shot once, but I could be wrong, that wall is OP because you can shoot through it.
>>559437096
>>559437508
>>559437769
>>559435381>steven seagal anon>zatanna anonkek>pretty shocking anyone saved thoseI thought they were cool and I thought maybe I would try doing one for my character, but then I completely forgotten aboot it.
>>559403915Don't mind if I do.
>>559446429nvm here i trolled it
>>559449313
>>559451182
>>559453136
>>559460117gross
>>559462593You can't say gross without posting your own character.
some griefer blew up my weed boats, and then later he invited everyone to the diamond casino heist. I joined planning to troll him by killing myself at the end or something, but then he activated a glitch and finished the heist instantly, making us all $4 million each. Am I going to get banned now?
>>559457214
>>559463250I just did loser!
Did you know you can make your character look THICC by putting them on the edge of the screen?
lol the proportions look real weird.I knew this for a while but I never took a screenshot to compare.
>>559467920>>559467640They weren't lying when they say the camera makes you FAT
>>559463409yes, if lucky
>>559463250done
>>559422728T2 makes more games than GTA bro
>>559468935I regret everything.
>>559436787>nice TND you got there>crime sim>filled with blackspurely socioeconomic factors, you racist
This is a good week for Tow-trucks, easy passive income for quick tows, switch sessions if they give you cars any longer than ~2 miles away.Bet Tonya sucks some mean dick tho.
>>559469042my point was, old R* made a point of not including 'real world' content even though they had the opportunity.
>here's an ugly shite livery for the shite EV Porsche lmao
>>559471878>old R* >what OG R* made after GTA
I got heightmogged.... is it ogre???
>>559479692Lamar is the biggest chad in the game
>>559488491Big dog... BIG NUTS!
>>559467640>>559467920That's weird lol.
Yet another week where I drive horribly on the time trials but get bailed out by the incredible speed of the Hakdrag. I nearly flunked the 20 second limit this time because I hit a car and the bike was flung down a hill.
>>559409048>upload actual old impreza after 10 years of people crossdressing a lexus>FF >>>upload the old impreza again but "rally :D">gives it no rally equipment whatsoever>crossdressing lexus has all of itthese recurring, arbitrary and inconsistent limitations REALLY tick me off
Rockstar must be intentionally making sales not work. Every time I've tried selling my nightclub stock something new goes wrong every time 10 minutes because this game can't decide whether or not I'm a CEO, whether or not I should be able to register as a boss, whether or not I should be able to use or even have any of the options related to these things in my interaction menu, and then with this, whether or not a sale vehicle is going to pop up when I try it. With MC businesses, usually I'd just have to go back into the building, then leave, and it's spawned. The sam has not happenned for my nightclub sales. Sales which for some reason bug in the most cursed ways every time I try them. I honestly wonder if it's intentional.
>>559489805it's just a little simulation of camera lens distortion
Who's johnson must I felate to get my game to work bare minimum? Can a nigga sell nightclub stock? CAN HE??? The absolute state......
Forgive my little spout. This games antics has removed the pep from my step.... Disturbed my composure, if you will.
So I don't know what caused my issue, but it happenned after I bought a pounder custom. Maybe something in the game wasn't caught up to me doing that so that sales broke. I quit the game and got back on left my NC, registered as a CEO outside of it, then went in, and I could do a sale fine. If this game shits the bed like this for anyone else, just quit the game and restart.
>>559492974>>559493098>>559493770small indie developer, prease understandu
>>559491991>extra lights do not turn on>horridat least the new vehicles, custom lights work now
>>559477110I may have to get it now...
>>559492974>>559493098That's ok babe... You still sucking me, right?
10 reasons I will forget to claim the cars
>>55952199610 more contracts (a day) till my agency safe is maxxed.
Would anyone here happen to know if the outfit gltiches are require 2 characters will work if the character you're changing is the second slot and not the first? The guides I've seen for certain glitches reffer to making a second character that's a male, but my second character is a female and my main one, and the first one I have is a male.
>>559522729>Would anyone here happen to know if the outfit gltiches are require 2 characters will work if the characterI don't know how I even typed that lmao. I'll reword that in English. Does anyone know if you need you're first character slot to be the character you want to do outfit glitches for, or do the slots not matter here? The guides I've seen reffer to, and have shown people making a new character in a second slot for them, but I don't know if this is just because most people don't make second characters in the first place, so naturally the slot that would be left to be changed would be their second.I remember being told years ago in one of these threads that to do these outfit glitches, you want your first character to be male.
>>559514012
>>559523312Still barely English lmao
>>559526562
>>559523312>need you'reYou'll have to forgive me I stayed up till 6 AM last night.
>>559522729>>559523312Sounds like that BEFF outfit shit.
>>559522448in total how many do you need to do to max the safe?
>>559528214>look that up>people using multiple consoles just for outfitsI'm not gonna go THAT far lol.>>559530249201, allegedly.
10 ressons the drift handling is shit
>>559337206I'll claim that Tigon at the very least
>>559488491
I haven't seen the salvage yard this busy since the dlc
>>559537858how does drift tuning handle on ice props?
>>559550931It's just the theme of the week. The cars aren't even new as claimables; They've been claimable before.
I'm online right now if you wanted to play Italitanon. I'm on a bit later today because I've been busy, but if you wanted to play I'm down. As ever, it's up to you.
>>559541667
havent played gtav in a years is there an easy way to figure what businesses i own, where they are and what i need to buy to catch up. or hell just what cars i have in what garage without having to drive around everywhere.think the last time i played was cayo and i know new buisness came out.
>>559556825Change of plans. I'll have to step out for a bit soon here but I'll be back on soon.>>559557519Yes. In the interaction menu, you'll see in the manage vehicles section "vehicle organization", which shows you every property you would see if you called your mechanic, without having to call him, and in there you can also switch cars around. I'm pretty sure this was a post-enhanced addition.As for businesses, you'll just see your owned properties on the map and there you'll see what businesses you own. One thing to note is that if you are registered as a boss they will be highlighted in the color of your org (color is random but you'll see what it is in the player list), so they'll stand out and not just be white on the map, which makes it easier to know what's what, if that happens to be a problem. Giving a rundown on all of the businesses will be a bit of a longer post though.
>>559537858locking customization behind it is one
>>559553854new to me, it's cool
>>559565052That rifle doesn't look so hot with the extended mag and that glued on thing the hands are clipping through.
Players on both PC versions mostly live in free mode now. No heists, missions, crapversary modes and if it's races, it's usually one-sided custom car only Catchup Enabled races. Judging by the hidden police cars yet to be revealed, I'm expecting another barren crapversary mode event next week.Bring back Motor Wars, Vehicle Vendetta or Kart Krash already. Those are some of the best game modes Rockstar ever made. I made serious bank with 3X on Motor Wars last year. I'm debating on getting a PS5 (which means rebuying the game again and also having to sub to PS+ just for online play) just to play other modes besides free mode.
>>559576459>I'm debating on getting a PS5do it when 6 comes outmight be good advice to quit GTA entirely until 6 comes out so you can go in fresh w/o being tired of Online open world/live service fatigue is real
Does anyone elses ability to register as a ceo upon enting sessions act weird and inconsistent? >>559576459Same here and I was thinking the same. I've been wanting something with motor wars, it's so dead yet one of the coolest updates in the game. It helps if you try sessions with different aim settings, since sessions are divided by that and you encounter different players based on that. I was on free aim lobbies for a while when I played on xbox and I used to have no idea there was a distinction. I couldn't find races for the life of me and would see the same players often, and I thought the game was dead until I eventually realized they were just separated. I had more luck in getting other players somehow got into lobbies with a different setting recently, which maybe was why. You can experiement. The setting that matters is just whether you have it on free aim/no aim assist, or any with aim assist of any kind. As I understand it, it's only free aim that's set apart, so any of the other settings get grouped into the same sessions. You might find the game is a little less dead than you thought.It certainly doesn't help though, that rockstar broke matchmaking a while back. I don't know if that was ever fixed or dealt with by them.
CHRoMAtIC ABERRATed PUSSY
>>559577621Unc be playin on the CRT reverse cap.
>>559577724do you get banned if you mod the CA out?maybe some modded outfits too...
>>559578810I can't say but I have heard you will be. Maybe that's appealable though. Another Anon surely would know better than I.
>>559579162hmm.. better not risk itI've accumulated too many fake digital cars over the years to lose it all for a lark
Don't think we don't notice they've lookmaxxed the street whores, but kept the strippers ugly af.
>>5595769386 on PS5 is gonna be V on PS3
>>559582312V on PS3 still runs fine tho.Solid 30fps after post release patches, the console standard.VI will also run 30fps on PS6 too.
10 more alkonost volleys
When I submit things to rockstar support, it will sometimes, for a brief moment, say my messages were sent "in 2 weeks", then correct itself. I wonder why that is.
>>559591995Brain fog.Need more fish oil in your diet.
>>559576938I've been waiting too long not to play it when it comes out.
I love it when I encounter kind players in this game. Some of the better moments in this game come when you join an invite to some obscure deathmatch or something.
missed a few weeks of cars, but we're back with another this week.
>>559602943I feel like I've been on my biggest dry spell for winning the podium vehicle. The last car I won was either the S80RR in November or the SC1 in December.
>>559573985I am lazy and cannot be bothered removing the parts
>>559581126you probably using a hooker mod
chat i have claimed the cars
>>559602943what onesie?
>>559610727pic related>>559581126ssssshh, she's sleeping.
>>559610865
the weak should fear the strong
I legit forgot the salvage yard existed
>>559618649IT GLOWS FUCK YEAH
I just dropped WoW retail for GTAare PC lobbies good ?
>>559625197LOL, nope. Honestly, who in their right mind picks GTA for the online parts?
>>559625643Who picks GTA for the singleplayer parts?
>>559625643When every online games have become slopsAll roads lead to GTA
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>>559625186Yeah, i have mine set to slow pulse or whatever.Matches almost perfectly with the 12 year party hat too.
I KNEW it, I fucking knew I was getting shafted on this shit often. I ALWAYS have to verify after buying supplies or getting them from the lock up or they WON'T exist. These cheeky bastards!!
>>559632816Weird, i track that shit autistically, and i can assure you it isn't happening with me.
>>559633702Maybe you do supply missions? Anyway I went to SP and back and this time they showed up. Still lost the first one.
>>559634175No, but i basically never it get fully empty, so that might be it?I always buy when it's at like 45k.
>>559634224Well sometimes I sell acid and get a message that "sumting went ronk" but still get paid and keep a full acid truck. Win some lose some I guess.
>>559632816Well then I'm not the only one. I thought I was being shafted one the bunker too. Also the acid lab.
Rockstar tryna make a nigga sad with this thing....
>>559655510The sad thing is how slow that shit is in-game.
>>559610176>you probably using a hooker modwrong, she's on beach front street at night near the mask storethe ugly ones are still in Strawberry
>>559625643GTA single player is pointless, desu.It's just the tutorial for online, and maybe the plane school is helpful.Story mode is a joke, I never died once and only got killed by cars on accident.People play Online for 1000's hours (they shouldn't of course), but the story barely lasts ~20 hours.Dumb boomers who jerk off to the single player mode and shit on Online are shitters who can't aim or think against actual humans opponents.
>>559630236see >>559494595
>>559660619>fly irl speed>cross the map in 10 seconds>get destroyed by the death wall
>>559632816>I have no idea what you are talking about>I've never met this man
>>559610727and your LS car meet prize ride?
>>559662953They could've at least made it comparable to real life speed in relation to other aircraft in the game.For example, the F-160 Raiju is obviously an F-35B, the F-35 has a maximum top speed of ~Mach 1.6. In game, the Raiju has a top speed of ~232MphThe Tu-160 in real life has a top speed of ~Mach 2.The RO-86 Alkonost top speed in-game is just ~167Mph. So the Raiju loses ~80% of its speed compared to its real-life counterpart.The Alkonost loses ~90% of its speed compared to its real-life counterpart.No matter how you slice, the Alkonost should be faster in game than it is today.
>>559663370Sorry bruhGTA6 map will be barely double the size, more detailed lands, but still an island mapstill too small for any proper flying simbetter stick to War Thunder
>>559663752Again, i'm NOT asking for real life speed, stop being a dumb faggot and read what i'm ACTUALLY saying.It should be faster than it currently is. Feel free to keep it within the same speed scale GTA 5 currently uses, but it makes ZERO sense for it to be as slow as it is, even within the game engine/size of the map.
>>559663370It's speed should be toggleable. If it went 162 all of the time you'd be 30 times less likely to bomb anyone with it, so if it had a togleable option to sweep back the wings like the real life plane, using the same control as what you can for VTOL planes in the game, that would solve a lot. Even at it's "slow" speed though, it's fast insofar as, as big as it is, it's not slow enough to manuever yourself right for precise bombings. This gave me ideas though.If rockstar made it's toggleable, and faster than the raiju, with the additional option of a further zoomed out minimap, it could be a neat addition to the game's meta, and become the ultimate boom and zoomhicle, balanced by the difficulty of it's bombing in the first place, so it could never be "OP", and with it toggleable you could still do more precise turns if need be.
>>559663816To be fair there is ZERO sense why they should in the game at all.There are 5 or 6 of those giant hulking old bombers in online now, idk why, guess for funsies like the big HVY Dump.I could complain that any time spent on them is a waste of resources that should go into getting me more JDM cars.
>>559537858>10 reasons the drift handling is shitdrift handling is shitI regret converting any of my cars and I've done ~10 of them just for the liveries
>>559541667>>559556825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRpX7lIz4XU
>>559630236Verified game files through steam by the way and that fixed it. Didn't have to reinstall my whole game this time lol.
>>559669540nice
Well here I go again, setting out in another foolish endeavor to land another kill with the alkonost lol. I will not let this thing be useless to me.
>>559670068For what it's worth I always think it's a cool sight when I see someone flying it around
Ehh what am I not seeing, how do I progress?
>>559680140Anon you forgot to do the mandatory tasks that are outside on the map instead of being missions selectable from the planning board.Please understand dogshit game design.
>>559680360got it, thanks
>>559680882dw good luck in your robbery, tho King Tiny is by far one if not the easiest one, specially compared to the submarine one.
>>559670068
>>559681049ahh, well I prefer hard missions desu
Happy International Women's day /gtag/.Post female characters.
>>559684397>not shown>turtle-like sloped no chin
>>559681609just get the elite challenge, each robbery has them, that's the hard mode, and it's pretty hard to do by yourself
>>559684397Yours looks like Jason Isaacs
>>559686898NTA, how about now?
>>559687123sex
>>559687123I would have banged patriotchick without the AI retouching but it does certainly look good too.
>>559694541I wouldn't call it retouching as much as reimagining as (photo)real, like a movie.I suppose GTAVI will look like it by comparison.
>>559684397
>Post female characters.u first...
>>559700445just post your guy and say he is tr/ans
>>559700924here >>559684397
>>559700924so post-female then
>>559681163I'll record it, maybe something interesting will happen lol. I'll post if so. For all it's problems it is, once again, funny to use.
>>559448839WAKE ME UP
You do pet your pets when you spawn in your mansion and they're in the same room, don't you?
>>559685689>not shown>class>>559686898So? Emma Watson looks like Richard Dawkins and people still think she's hot.>>559687123How did you get this photo of me?Man, that is lit way better... I wish GTA indoor lights didn't look like trash>>559695881>>559710720Very cute.
>get stuck between the forklift and the box in Cayo Perycofuck off
>>559714936>So? Emma Watson looks like Richard Dawkins and people still think she's hot.It was just one picture anon but I see the uncanny resemblance in every single one of your screenshots
>>559663345cba
>>559722546>It was just one pictureholy cope lmao
>>559687123I hate this picture>>559728575Please use your original picture
>>559735191I did, don't worry.I'll just add the AI one on the "other" page of the site.
This would be a pretty cool car to have in the game.
>>559752701You can kiiiiiinda get close to that with the yosemite rancher.
>>559681049I hate the submarine one...flying all the way to the end of the map and then forced to drive more in the Kraken sucks.also is it even possible to destroy those 5 control panels in stealth? there's like 3 guys in a tiny room
>>559755845>first time going in blind>get stuck in the sub for a while gettign dizzy>finally out on the beach heading back to LS>get slammed by county police off the highway and into the beach by the rocks>get shot out of the truck>spend ~15 minutes running back to the Karin Boor getting killed by cops over and over again
>>559714936Don't you disparage the Great British Rose Hermione, you uncouth twat.
>>559759534>gogin>fro>gettign>dizy>of>into >>559759636>gettign>intoSo close*Getting*onto
we should do a heist
>>559712351sometimes
>>559759869DELETE THIS
>>559684397>can't put my guy in a dress like a proper transvestite This is a hate crime.I hope R* fixes that in gta6.
>>559759886the OG onesI hear that's the best for randoms
>>559752701>Riata...just needs a cab
Free Remus. Not a bad slate of free cars this week. I guess the Salvage cars cost the $10K/$20K title fee, but that's close to free.
>>559765773does the high exhaust pipes mean you can drive underwater with them poking out?
>>559765773Minus the $300,000+ you'd get from selling each one
>>559765773Shit I almost forgot about it.... I think I might have fugged up......
>>559766359That works on some vehicles. I haven't tried it on the Remus.
rewatching the gta6 trailers dude i cannot wait for this shitI grew up in florida and they captured the aesthetic so well. It feels nostalgic and I haven't even played it yet. It's surreal imagining playing a GTA game set in my back yard.just realized i think this shot is gameplay from the cinematic driving camera. IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL WTF I NEED IT NOW
>>559766896Sure, but you can stack that in a single acid lab sale.
>>559766896Keeping the Tigon allowed me to sell the one I already head for over a million, though
>>559771385I grew up in LA, so I know how you feel.Playing GTA5 is a surreal experience of 2010's LA forever stuck in time slowly becoming a period piece as each year passes.
>>559767148You still have time, 3 days, today til Thursday,
>>559780357I wish I was schizo/shamless enough to have an anime slut livery on my car.
>>559766359I think I tried it back in like 2020 and it didn't work.
>>559788286irl or just in public lobby?
>Start Acid sale>Spawn on delivery bike, Acid Lab immediately launches in the air because the backup buyer's truck spawned underneath>Said backup truck in a totally different place after I went to the initial sale location
wtf
>>559805478ahh I got in, phew
now fucking what
>>559799498Missions do commonly store vehicles in one location and then move them once needed. Some are more stealthy about it than others.
10 reasons r* won't give me the new police car
>>559780248that's awesome i can't wait.
TOO MANY cars to tow in SANDY SHORES. NO THANK YOU.
>>559829554They completely fumbled the Tow truck missions, they should be random cars that spawn in the world like the export cars and then you use the interaction menu to spawn your tow truck to drive them back to your salvage yard.
Looks like I'm still getting shafted by Agent 14 and on top of this registering as a boss is still completely broken so I can't do public lobby sales. To many CEO gluttons just sitting on their asses not even using it for anything. Rockstar should make it a rule, if you are registered as a boss for x amount of time and haven't used it for anything at all for a certain amount of time, you are forcefully unregistered.
I hate the CEO system in this game.
>>559830456they could have have just not made it tedious and let you tow cars only within 1-2km but r* has to make everything tedious. its the same with pizza jobs. should have been in the area around that shop
>>559834940That's still a 4km drive. If you're gonna make me drive a slow ass truck at least have the decency to not make me drive the same place twice.I'll take 6km one-way drive over a 4km back and forth drive.> r* has to make everything tediousYeah the ridiculously obvious "time waster" missions that they add way up in Paleto just to pad time so you don't make more money per hour than they want is gross.
Even rerolling doesn't work for the tow jobs because for ever bad location I get a reroll 2 more. I then wonder if it negates the time I'd even save.
>>559831038>To many CEO gluttons jBefore, it was just try-hards using BST drops, but now with mansions, players just remain CEOs all session w/o worrying about raids.I've hared it's faster to get CEO slots through the Darnell Bros. app on your phone instead of the interaction menu.
>>559842342>I've hared it's faster to get CEO slots through the Darnell Bros. app on your phone instead of the interaction menu.I'll try that. I suspect that things that started missions, or activating computers, did it faster than the menus, which seems to load for a moment when a spot is available.
>>559840874Just do something else, autos shop/bunker/mixed goods/bike delivery or a even heist setup, and try again.Stop being frazzled by weekly bonus FOMO.
>>559842342yeah with no raids guaranteed youre basically playing gimped freemode as non ceowith ceo you can spawn a heli or cars at your feet for free, go off radar etc.>>559842640you can try registering in inv only and session switching
>>559822269>10 reasons r* won't give me the new police carACAB fag-devs hate pigs ideologically and consider gamer-class fascists for playing gun games at all (that doesn't involved killing nazis).
>>559798258both
>>559842752Yep. That's what I plan on doing now. It earns you more to do it that way.>>559842756>you can try registering in inv only and session switchingI do this but I think it's chance based, bugged, or just downright messed up because at times I end up in a session full of players, but all 10 positions for bosses are full. For a moment it will show a boss icon by my name in the players list, and it will put me amongst the other bosses in the session (all placed at the top of the list), but the color of my tile stays blue like the players that aren't registered. Shortly after this it corrects me as not registered as a boss. Due to this it creates a bit of a hassle switching sessions. Not to mention, if you want a full public lobby bonus on sales, there has to be a certain amount of players in the session, so, you won't get the full 50% additional payout unless it's both a public lobby, and also full of enough players. Due to this, I have to repeatedly swtich sessions, and cycle through more than I bother to count at times. Waiting for a space to become available in one, is itself a gamble that potentially wastes more time. It gets frustrating and it's one of those many things that seems like it might be negating the benefits of opting for the better paying option.I know I can choose other things but I've always preffered aiming for the most efficient and lucrative. The game punishes me. Is what it is.
>>559847016>aiming for the most efficient and lucrative"Civilization IV's lead designer Soren Johnson famously wrote in his blog once in 2011, that "Given the opportunity, players will optimize the fun out of a game." He writes of how certain number of players always approaches video games as optimization puzzles, and how those players can be rescued from themselves in their quest to find the objectively best and therefore only ways to play."
>>559576459So I did it. Bought a PS5, GTA V, and PS Plus.>transfer from PS4; forget what I had>level 400+ and lots of properties>$11M in the bank, how did I get that much>Quick Job; Survival>played six Survivals in one sitting; won two of them with randomsSix Survival games in one sitting, that's about how many I played in an entire year on PC. Paying just to have players playing everything is worth it by itself. On the other hand...>join random heist>Prison Break; host set it to EASY and did a 30/30/20/20 slice to him and his friend>be Pilot>get plane and be at Sandy Shores in record time>demo guy just chilling>flying around for like 15-20 minutes; host and his friend still trying to break out>ten more minutes pass, no progress made>leave>got message in PS5 inbox from host asking why I leftWin some lose some, can't have them all I guess. Really hoping the crapversary mode next week isn't The Vespucci Job again, then again what else is police-themed?
>>559337159why are tryshitters like this?
>>559847016no disrespect but im not reading that
>>559812359Based.https://youtu.be/gvjOG5gboFU>>559759776Disparage? I said she's hot.>>559760256I hope so too, clothes should be unisex.Chuds can say it looks gross or whatever but bearded dudes wearing women's clothes are a riot.
>>559851762Based console-chad, remember to pre-order digital so you can make PC anons seethe on the release day.Cute Maki.
>>559851051I personally do aim for fun though, even in my optimization. The majority of my time is spent eschewing the most optimal choice, and when I'm preseneted with a sandy shores tow job, I have 2 choices 1. don't have fun. 2. don't have fun. Not much of a choice is it? So what factor is left in these moments? Efficiency and and acquisition of in game currency. Rockstar failed to even give that opportunity you spoke of, in this instance.
>>559852215context?
>>559853243>blew up his mk2 with the kosatka>he calls me a noob and asks for "sniper 1v1">I own him like 15-2>he starts spamming ewo>I go back to the kosatka + yacht defenses>I let him approach with raiju, captain blows him up, I blow him up immediately after when he spawns>he starts sending me messages about how I'm not playing by the community pvp rules>I said I own him and he will play by my rules instead>he quits the session and keeps crying about it saying that my kills were invalid because I don't play by his "community pvp rules"
>>559854808there is no wrong way to take out a MK2I never use one in public and always kill any I can (w/o inconveniencing my grind)
I forget about the second Salvage Yard car you can claim.Silly me.(not towing anything tho, lmao)
Imagine someone that only had one Remus. Imagine how disappointed Wasabi Kitty would be with that person. I know you guys would never let Wasabi Kitty down that way.
>>559863479Wew! Thanks for reminding me that I need to quickly do a race for LSCM. Close one.
>>559854808>>I go back to the kosatka + yacht defensesHilarious. I don't know why I haven't tried this yet.
Hackers man. Lmao
I keep neglecting to free up recording space so this will have to do for now. I took it as a chance to put on my Sturmtruppen outfit.
I have this outfit too. I guess you could consider it a "she wolf of the ss" outfit for the occassion.
>>559863479>paying full prices for several drfit versions just for the PRB liveriespainful
>>559868550Should be blonde, ideally.
>selling my max cargo in a public lobby>see one player with a tryhard makeup and helmet in the lobby list>see an oppressor icon on the mapThis is the apocalypse. The Doomsday Scenario.
>>559885236you take the shot
>>559852215>>559854808gta pvp players are mentally ill
>>559885605Sir, it's called having "fun."
>>559863479cute tailpipes~
I feel like I have too many cars...starting to get annoying to keep track of them. Do you guys downsize your collections?but half my cars are podium wins, I won't even get shit selling them
>>559901758I sold the ugly ones, the ones with bad handling and the free ones off the streets I got way, way back.Just to free more spots.I NEED MORE GARAGES
>>559901758I don't think I have too many cars, but I am currently at a point I don't know what other cars I want. Until I get a third mansion, that is>>559901824Cute
>>559884734Ah, my arch-nemesis.>>559868550Sorry we got the blondes.>>559901758Not until I'm running out of space.>half my cars are podium winsThose are the first to go, if I bought a car is because I like them, winning cars is fun but I won't miss them.>>559852215I keep repeating myself, if you actually wanna have fun with PVP you gotta join deathmatch lobbies, freemode is full of these people.>>559863479Nice anime mobiles. Unfortunately my Remus is a copy of Little D's... because he was the only funny character in that DLC.
Me and fucking up replies, name a more iconic duo.
>>559901758I'm at a point where I need to sort. The mansions represent a nice injection of space, but they don't display "collections" as well as just one-off cars, because 3 of their parking spaces are away from the others. One-off cars by nature are mocking my efforts to sort.
>>559904585>>559884734There! That's better. I initially wanted a kind of dark blond look but there isn't really an option for it in the game. The brown hairs with highlights were the closest but don't have the right hue or golden sheen.
Murica and Germany unite!
>Finally find a quick and easy mask + helmet glitch again>Have no idea what I want to combine
>>559902962thanks>>559904585kinda tempted to make pics with that outfit and maybe retexture it
>>559904585>I keep repeating myself, if you actually wanna have fun with PVP you gotta join deathmatch lobbies, freemode is full of these people.I've come to realize even more how true that is. PvP in public lobbies is fun in it's own way, but it necesarilly devolves into degeneracy.
I use regular ammo in all my guns...am I retarded? Do you have special guns, attachments for different situations?
>>559924939I usually have a kitted out weapon and a non kitted out, or a silenced and non silenced pure raw damage gun in each slot, except pistols and explosives who i have more than 2 for different situations.
>>559924939I have explosive ammo on my sniper, that's itUnless you count the silencers on my pistol and rifle
>>559924939Don't really care for special ammo anymore since it has a tendency to fucking magically disappear. Weird thing is I never lose the fmj rounds on my mk2 revolver so sometimes I use it to deal with pursuing vehicles.
>>559924939A lot of times it's nice to have 9999 bullets available.
Sale griefers should be killed with malets.
>>559924939One of my assault rifles the Bullpup Rifle I have incendiary rounds, my Combat MG and Heavy Revolver I have FMJ rounds, and my Pump Shotgun I have explosive rounds. I keep the Heavy Sniper with normal rounds/extended mag for shooting players on foot
If Rockstar was an epic developer like Activision, we could be playing GTA 26 right now. That's right, 1 GTA every year instead of 1 every 10 years.
>>559924939I use normal ammo for everything except for my shotgun, which I have explosive rounds for. It annoys me that they have low ammo capacity and you have to buy ammo for them only at the places where you can upgrade mk2 weapons. Most of the time I have no ammo for them. They are cool to have though, there are perks to them.
>>559929785If Activision was anything like Rockstar, Call of Duty might actually be good
>>559921387Nice! The Patriot squad grows!>retextureYou know, just removing the bow from the panties like I do in some of my pictures already makes it look a lot better.I dunno if I ever posted here but one day I was bored and I edited a photo more heavily than normal and I made the bottom full red and it also made it look a lot better.Other than that I think making the top of the stockings to be blue with stars would also be nice.>>559923423Yeah the most fun I had in PVP was in freemode lobbies with friends but with randos? like you said it just quickly degenerates into teleporting and turning into RC cars, into RC tank into orbing, if someone wants to be a bastard there's a million opportunities to do so.Not to mention all the scrub lords with their>muh honorable rules>>559924939Keeping it short, I have a rifle with FMJ bullets because some NPC(and players) have vehicles with bullet resistant glass, and FMJ ignores it.I have the Revolver with incendiary bullets because its fun, and then the explosive sniper/shotgun.>>559925876Check video on OP, it has the fix for disappearing ammo.>>559929785>GTA 26Sounds like a nightmare, I'll pass.
>>559766359I tried it out just now and no. The high exhaust pipes don't let you drive in deeper water than the lower exhaust pipes
Hrm.... I think I'll buy a tula.... thoughts???
>>559945263Actual great vehicle. Don't forget to buy the JATO upgrade. Enjoy your purchase.
>>559941621>Check video on OP, it has the fix for disappearing ammo.Cool, now the only ammo I should expect to randomly disappear is explosive rounds. fuck>>559945263>>559945681been waiting for that shit to go on sale, wtf
Bought mah tula.>can't edit camera for recordings in zancudo
>>559960154>bewbs clipping thru jacketROCKSTAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>559963919I somehow overlooked that.
>>559924939I use incendiary shells because it ignores armor and burns NPCs and players alive, and for players, you have enough time to unload into them while they are on the ground burning.Screaming is also a plus.
>>559943105shame
>>559945263I didn't like it when I flew it in the Agency mission/heist.Looks neat tho.
>>559926289Rockstar literally alerts you and your NPCs call you to hijacks competitors.The game tell me to go after you.
my fav. 30-year-old boomer dropped a new GTA5 map video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrVbxr0dW54like all his vids, it's BORING AF
>>559968014I don't really think they should be killed with malets, but when taken in the context of what you're actually doing and what you gain from it it boils down to about 4 things. Ignorance, malice, a low IQ, or some combination of all 3 on top of having never made a dollar in the game that wasn't from their mom's credit card.
>>559918919Stahlhelm motorcycle helmet with "White death bird"
>>559969849>play the game as intended>YOU SHOULD BE KILLED>OKAY NO, BUT YOU ARE STILL RETARDED FUCK YOUPerhaps you can take it up to Rockstar support.
>>559918810Sorry, not Turkish.
>>559924939Incendiary Rounds for the Mk2 Revolver work great because, unlike with the other Mk2 guns, each shot has 100% chance to cause burning. Even if it doesn't kill someone, a single shot takes them out of the fight for a good amount of time.
>>559970208I'm just saying there are distinct classes of players and the ones that engage in that kind of behavior are those. It doesn't even make sense practically speaking within the games systems, because there isn't actually a "competition" involved at all, despite what letters in a fake text message say, and the reward is like 2k to 5k or something, which is why those players get a bad reputation. >but muh red dotIsn't even relivant.
>>559971556perhaps you shouldn't play PVP games if you get so agitated at basic mechanics or at least keep to invite only lobbies where you are safe from mean children and bloodthirsty thirdies
>>559972726Bad argument. Nobody complains about the design of a pvp shooter because they got killed it because the meta is completely different. Metas are not defined by red dots so you don't make the same value judgements. There are no arguments against what I said. You can reject the standard for behavior others subscribe to, but you will still fall under a certain class as dictated by the meta. A parasite sees it's host as in affect, the proverbial red dot, but it's still a parasite.
>>559973523Not to say these people are parasites, just an analogy.
>>559973523The intrinsic reward of killing your opponent is the meta, the only meta you need.You want the bonus, so you sell in public lobbies.That is the bait.You can forgo this and stick to invite lobbies for safe deliveries w/o getting bombed by a random 12-year-old who swiped ~100$ on his mom's CC for the MK2 hours ago.I only sell in invite lobbies, less to avoid grifers, but I got tired of waiting in the clouds switching lobbies and every transaction and door entry having ~5 to 10 seconds of lag because of that one player with shite connection dragging everyone down.I sell occasionally in public, it is exciting having to look over your shoulders constantly, but I already grinded to 850 million and taking my time to reach 1 billion as my long term goal before GTA6 comes out.
>>559973523>>559971556I'd never grief since the agony of losing your entire cargo is so bitter in my mind, but I let my little cousins play the other day, and they had a grand old time killing everyone with the flying bike no matter friend or foe, laughing all the while.It's just a game, after all.
>>559974119>The intrinsic reward of killing your opponent is the meta, the only meta you need.Are you the same Anon I was talking to before and do you blow up other players sales? Anyways I'll concede thta, but the value judgement persists and the greater game meta persists. We've established there's no "game" present in this behavior. No systems around it in which it makes any greater sense, so there's a larger context in which it's taken into consideration. People who do sales in public lobbies with the intent of making more money of course are going to think it's not dignified behavior.>You can forgo this and stick to invite lobbies for safe deliveries w/o getting bombed by a random 12-year-old who swiped ~100$ on his mom's CC for the MK2 hours ago.Getting away from the argument, I sell public 99% of the time since the reward always outways the loss for me. An additional 500k on a million dollar sale can't be outweighed by any activity done solo, even when you have to retry it, so that's why I opt for it. If you are pressed for cash and haven't bought everything you want it's an easy decision.>but I got tired of waiting in the clouds switching lobbies and every transaction and door entry having ~5 to 10 seconds of lag because of that one player with shite connection dragging everyone down.Was that on last gen? I don't have many issues with it on PC enhanced, but when I played on last gen it was pretty rough, especially on cons>>559975369That's fair enough. Partly why I don't actually believe those people should be killed with malets (lul), was just heat of the moment, some guy actively hunted me down while I was otr in an NC sale.
>>559976069>Was that on last gen? I don't have many issues with it on PC enhancedI'm on PC enhanced, obviously it has gotten better, but after a bunch of times when I was stuck on top of mountains and busy streets waiting for the weapons sale to load and checkpoints often not appearing, as well as full lobbies suddenly emptying in the middle of full house cargo sales, I decided I had enough.As grinders, I don't mind long delivery drives and what most players consider boring shit, but I just can't deal with unpredictable lags and connection losses when that's the whole point of a multiplayer game. No problems in invite lobbies, of course, instantaneous loading and smooth operation.
>>559979371>I'm on PC enhanced, obviously it has gotten better, but after a bunch of times when I was stuck on top of mountains and busy streets waiting for the weapons sale to load and checkpoints often not appearing, as well as full lobbies suddenly emptying in the middle of full house cargo sales, I decided I had enough.Right. Well, it may seem obvious, but I didn't really think about it till relatively recently in the time I've played this game, that various background processes on your PC will interfere with your connection pretty massively, leading to desyncs. When everyone randomly drops out of sessions, it's because you got desynced. The game works on p2p connections which are kinda ass. Microsoft likes to automatically run things in the background that interfere, like edge (edge really does it, along with any browser). There are ways to set some of them to be off by default, but you can open up task manager to mannually turn off that unnecessary stuff. Game bar or xbox app are things to turn off too if you have those on. There are gaming related settings for edge that can be turned off that stop some of these things from turning on. Don't remember which but I can look for it if you're interested. Also things on other devices will affect it too since it's all based on your internet's bandwidth. If there's a live stream playing on another device in my house my game takes a hit.I still get desyncs from time to time, but the thing of everyone leaving the session I'm in is so rare for me now like I have only had it happen a couple times I can think of in months, when it used to be a typical occurance for me on last gen, heppenning every third session. If you haven't considered those kinds of things it will definitely help your game a lot.
>>559981459Makes sense.I'll look into that, thanks.I kept the stock Win11 on the new PC, instead of installing a cracked Win10 like I used to do since they stopped support.God know what kind of crap MS is running behind the hood.
I have claimed both of the Salvage Yard cars as well as the LCCM Remus.
>>559983520I stopped playing months ago
>>559982630If it's been kept at default then I would bet those things have probably caused it. Most of this game's issues are from "bufferbloat". I'm not an expert on how to best optimize ones internet or PC to deal with that problem but the little things I have done, again, have helped pretty drastically, even though I still get a bad bufferbloat rating. Hope it helpe.
>>559981459I found out the best way to cut with the bs when I'm running GTA V is no video tabs open, only thread open, discord and GTA, runs smoothly and almost no desync, it also helps i run Win10 as recommended by /g/ friendly windows thread which is a Microsoft official version of Win10 that's completely debloated.That and adjusting some graphic settings too.
>>559984463Did you uninstall or are you waiting for a triple sale event?
>>559991914I can't grind w/o youtube, no can do.
>>559995941I can pop spotify or a video tab on the back but the video must be on the lowest resolution possible otherwise it eats up all my network.
>>559996026such bullshit, this is a game that ran on 200~mb of RAM on PS3, I have 32 GIGs of RAM now
>>559996314The hilarious thing is that it's the only game I have this problem with btw, I think it's just terrible network coding by Rockstar.
>>559995941If you run it on a seperate device it won't impede on your PC's bandwidth. General usage of your internet will affect it minimally unless it's something really bufferbloat intensive like a live stream.>>559996398It definitely is mostly just the netcode. gta online is the only game that ever prompted me to find out what bufferbloat was.
Sometimes I wonder if gta online is what caused my xbox one x to commit suicide lol.
>>559997550it's xbox360 game, highly unlikelyand online is all p2p
>>559982630They didn’t stop support, you just have to pay for it now unless you have a Microsoft account tied to your installation.
>do the Cayo scope mission>get the plane to the destination south of LS>checkpoint vanishes>4 minutes later the transition playsWhat kind of services does Rockstar pay for those awful dogshit servers?
>>560006580>>>/g/108325150IoT LTSC still gets updates for 10 years btw.Just install it from here and use their method to authenticate your windows install.
>>560007517It’s not 10 years from now, fyi. LTSC has guaranteed support through Jan ‘27, only 3 months longer than extended support versions of standard win 10. Not worth reinstalling for 3 months of support, but people who need to reinstall anyways could benefit from that. I’m probably just going to switch to Linux when the ESU ends, personally. GTA Online won’t keep me on this sinking ship.
If you wanna dodge desyncs in the mantrap make sure to have 3 players. I've had some luck with only 2 players by letting the host go first and saying at the front doors while they load instances, then I follow behind, but it's not consistant. I think it depends on how good each players internet is. 3 players holds it together well though.>>560007085The game is just rough, there's no getting around it, you just have to mirthmax it otherwise it's going to be a really bad time. That being said, rockstar typically suggests verifying game files (don't really know what this does but you can try it) and doing a clean boot of windows to deal with these kinds of things. If you want, you can complain to them in a support ticket, and emphasise the financial loss it's caused you, and they will likely give you compensation. They've done it for me before when I've had these problems. I know that's a bit of a hassle, that kind of thing chaps my ass, but but it's an option. Try not to let the game disturb your peace of mind because it doesn't help things. Don't be afraid to ask for help in the game in these threads by the way. There are a few Anon's including myself that'd be happy to oblige.
>>559991914can I get a link to de-fucking Win10?
>>560012420>rockstar typically suggests verifying game files (don't really know what this does but you can try it) and doing a clean boot of windows to deal with these kinds of things.Sure, I will do a 1 hour verify of the files AND restart my PC every time I want to play this garbage. I'm surprised they didn't suggest to reinstall windows every time I want to play the game.
I like how thicc the groupe sechs/N.O.O.S.E truck is.
>>559960154if you are on pc you can get around the restriction with a mod called No Rockstar Editor Restrictionsjust record your stuff in a normal online session or whatever and once you want to edit the clips throw in scripthook and that mod
>>560012735You don't have to do it every time. I'm pretty sure rockstar suggests doing those things as a catch all approach so they can widdle things down to when there's actually a fundamental problem with the game they can fix. It's fixed a problem I had with BattlEye before. It's kinda busted but you just have to bare with it and see it through. It's worked out for me, more or less.
We shank em' cheekily.
>>559991914>I found out the best way to cut with the bs when I'm running GTA V is no video tabs openLook up how to disable AV1 codec on your browser, it kills performance on potato PCs.
>>560015716I can just turn the quality to 240p and listen to the stuff in the background i think the problem is more that i default all my videos to 1080p but that doesn't cut the mustard the moment I play GTA V, like even outside of the average issues of desync i noticed it also gives me micro stutters making driving a hellish experience.
>>560015915>gives me micro stuttersdisable AV1 and try again
10 sales that will whelm you
>>560025114I decided to stop attempting MC sales solo and it turned in my favor. First attempt and there was some players immediately willing to help. I have very, very bad luck trying to sell solo.
I can't remember the last time I did a MC sale
>>560027320They are ready and waiting when you need a quick buck. They're passive so if you don't mind a potentially kind of penis sale, they call upon thee.
>>559970007So that didn't work
What's coming tomorrow in #GTAOnlineNew Content:• Community Series Showcase (available through April 1st):• Log in to receive GTA$1,000,000 (within 72 hours)• Complete five Community Series Jobs each week to receive GTA$500,000 – totaling GTA$1,500,000 (within 72 hours)• Complete all Weekly Challenges over the next three weeks to receive the Community Collection: Homies Sharp Tee, Benny’s Fitted Cap, and the new Knuckleduster livery for the HVY Nightshark (Off-Road)St Patrick’s Day Content (Available through March 25th):• New Lucky Clovers & Garden Clover Collectibles - Collect all to unlock corresponding outfits. • Log in to unlock the Blarneys Festive Beer Hat (PS5, Xbox Series X|S & PC Enhanced) & Blarneys Stout Tee3x GTA$ & RP• Community Series (6X for GTA+ Members)4X GTA$ & RP• Ron Contact Missions2x GTA$ and RP:• Vehicle Cargo Sell Missions (Import/Export)Salvage Yard Robbery Targets:• The Duggan Robbery: Enus Paragon R (Top)• The Cargo Ship Robbery: Vapid Dominator GTT (Mid)• The Podium Robbery: BF Weevil (Standard)Weekly Challenge:• Win three Races and you will be rewarded with GTA$100,000Premium Race:• Business Trip, locked to SuperHSW Time Trial:• North Chumash to Palomino HighlandsTime Trial:• CasinoFIB Priority File:• The Project Breakaway FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Nagasaki Hot Rod Blazer• Weeny Dynasty• Grotti Stinger• Dinka Jester• Benefactor SuranoLuxury Autos:• Grotti GT750• Invetero Coquette D5Lucky Wheel:• Albany BrighamPrize Ride:• Finish Top 5 in the LS Car Meet Series for 4 consecutive days to win the Grotti VisionePremium Test Ride:• Principe Deveste EightTest Rides:• Western Cliffhanger• Dinka Verus• Vulcar Warrener
>>560032843Take full advantage of the latest discounts:FREE:• LSIA Vehicle Warehouse• BF Ramp Buggy50% off:• Executive Offices30% off:• Eclipse Blvd Garage• Eclipse Blvd Garage Customizations• Bravado Hotring Hellfire• Dinka Veto Classic• Ocelot R88• Karin Sultan Classic• Lampadati Komoda• Karin Everon• Dinka Kanjo SJ• HVY Dump• Albany HermesGun Van Discounts:40% off:• Tactical SMG40% Off (GTA+ Members Only)• Railgun
>>560032843>>560032981Might I say based weeks?
>>560032843Free money!
>>560032843>Log in to receive GTA$1,000,000 (logins in shambles
>>560032981I just bought a Sultan Classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtMrpFlO2LQ
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>>560032981>• LSIA Vehicle Warehouse>• BF Ramp Buggy>2x GTA$ and RP:>• Vehicle Cargo Sell Missions (Import/Export)>• Log in to receive GTA$1,000,000 (within 72 hours)>• Complete five Community Series Jobs each week to receive GTA$500,000 – totaling GTA$1,500,000 (within 72 hoursAlright, pretty cool.
I love it when my spawn points suddenly work against me and then enemy npcs suddenly 1 shot aimbot me relentlessly.
Pro Tip: go easy on this game if you value low cortisol levelsPro Tip 2: Make sure you make considerable space between your garage door if this >>560049457Is your salvage yard, lest you spawn on the other side of the wall and have to run all the way around to get to your spawned vehicle/s.
>let's do some heist for today>player left>player left>your CEO left>player left>your CEO left>your CEO left>player leftmore than 1 hour of nothing. do people enjoy this garbage?
I'm starting to think nobody can do the original heists anymore. It's just this >>560054498 or you can't connect to the host/stuck in an infinite lobby.Did anyone here do any heists? Do they even exist in the game or it's just an infinite loading screen black hole?
>>560055774Italohere, before the jump to the new edition, I did the criminal mastermind challenge with another anon from here and two random guys he played with.It's doable but it's better if you have and know either someone that can direct well or people that know all the ins and outs on how to beat the heists.
>>560045912she just like me fr fr>>560055774I did them forever ago, not my thing.
>>560031259...
>>560032843>Grotti VisioneneatI'll take it
>>560039581get another
>>560039581never buy anything for full priceonly buy on discount
Wasabi Kitty demands that we fight to defend her lack of honor!
>>560040929it's hilarious to see the speedrun guy doing weekly reports
Anyone know any magic to save uncooperative logo transfers?
>>560076709cute!
>>560075929Their time to have stuff is running out. The money will rot in the bank.
>>560077256>running outyou mean gta6?5 won't disappear when it comes outif you mean interest, I suppose sobut it won't come out on PC for a year or two anyway
>>559924939not only do i not use special ammo, i also carry every single weapon all the time and scroll through them no matter how painful it is. i also with there were more weapons.
>>560077606My dad is John Rockstar and he says the next trailer will announce same day PC release and it was the reason for the delay.
>>560081213I'm this anon's father, John Rockstar and he is 100% correct.
>>560055774>>560054498you have to join a gay discord and get a crew together first(it's not 2014 and you have no 3 irl friends who wants to play this together)
can't believe the Hellfire has my fav. customization so far
>>560032981>BF Ramp BuggyThis is good now, btw.It used to burn up after a dozen cars, but now it can go on for longer.
funnest 4 player mission?
>>560091598Lamar one
>>560076945Its catching on!no idea on how to save it tho>>560076821Only reason he does it is because he broke up with his BFF and he's trying to steal views away from his channel.Honestly, I admire the pettiness.
>>560090258Remember when the Wedge also was super fragile?First thing you'd do when you got the Phantom Wedge sale was call your MOC to replace the truck.Glad they fixed that, they're so much better now.
>>559995260>uninstall, reinstall, uninstall, reinstall and so oni don't get why people do this to something they always come back tobtw just waiting for the next "summer update" only to see what's the next set of not gta VI carsoh yes and try the bunch ""new"" contact jobs once and forget them afterward
>>560102485you get those little cars only with the casino penthouse?
>>560091598docks to stock
I wish GTAO pvp would be this simple and fun again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HqnMiX7Uhs
>>560055774>>560054498Used to, even a few years ago on PC with randoms who were all actually competent. Completed quite a few finales with randoms. Then Rockstar did a straight port of the PS5/XS version to PC and was too lazy to re-implement text chat, so now there's absolutely no communication between players since all PC players have anxiety about using a mic.The situation of playing with randoms on console is just as bad as it's ever been since my PS3 days. Like I posted here >>559851762 I watched two randoms struggle trying to get out of the prison in The Prison Break heist while me as Pilot and the Demolitions player spent almost half an hour waiting for them. Not only that, they were playing on Easy and the host died TWICE trying to escape, despite taking a bigger slice.If you absolutely long for playing these missions again, you can try https://heist.host/. I didn't try it myself but it looks interesting. I heard about it from a fansite. As Rockstar has yet to change the beyond-outdated matchmaking system that's never changed since 2013, this is supposed to be some kind of fix for it. Runs on Discord which has all the usual red flags so YMMV.
>>560111707>since all PC players have anxiety about using a mic.I thought this game had no voice chat since I never heard anyone talk in my 300 hours playing this.This still doesn't explain why people leave right at the start. Like why would anyone sit through minutes of filling a lobby, a minute of loading screen or screens, a minute of everyone getting ready, then disconnect. And doing it again, and again, and again, and again, and again.
>>560091598Arms Embargo
>win Reaper>take it to auto shopwtf this thing has no customization....
>>560115214Changing color is customization enough for ~2016And TURBO???What a deal~
When was the last time you went locomurdering?
>>560117528I got all my bloodlust out of me from single player zombie mods years ago.Also Kanjo SJ is on sale.Mediocre car, but has PRB livery.
I forgot about buying the Keitora got around to buying it last week. The Sadler is still the fastest Utility vehicle
>>560121583Yeah but the Sadler drives a sluggy piece of shit while the Keitora drives like FUN
love it when griefers fuck themselvesDude got too close with his gay hover bike, I hit the brakes and he killed himself with a rocket.
>>560135209its amazing how hard the Imani tech cars filter them
Let's get lucky
>join public lobby>blwon up by oppressor>join another>blown up by oppressor>join another killed by random orbital tryhard>try to do an assassination>killed by random dude who goes around and blows up people with C4I am having so much fun in this game.
>>560074770how? even the s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶ first day I already have trouble getting a lscm race
>>560142706Amazing how I barely encountered those people when I played almost exclusively in public sessions. You all just don't know how to pick a session
>>560106304>deathmatch lobby>10 minute time limit>pistol onlyFun times.Shame Rockstar killed the matchmaking in this game, its really hard to get a deathmatch lobby going.
>>560103509>Yesthey're only availablefor the penthouse>Noyou only get two: Roosvelt and Hermes. Everything else is blacklisted, sitting in the game files since the penthouse has been introduced but you can't have them
>>560154870>Shame Rockstar killed the matchmaking in this game, its really hard to get a deathmatch lobby going.
>>560143929What platform and are you using free aim?
>>560167372Well, whatever the case, when I played on xbox I once switched my aim settings to free aim because I like the additional agency and it helped me aim better, but I didn't realize that sessions are divided by who is or is not using free aim. There were a lot less players using free aim, to the point where I was seeing the same names in every third session. Nobody was doing races or anything in those lobbies, but I eventually learned why, went back into aim assist lobbies, and then could easily get people willing to do those things again. Possibly your problem.
Thinking about getting a bombushka, but I don't know if it's too useless. Seems like it would maybe be cool with passengers but I know it's so slow. Should I forget about this idea?
>>560173265r* laughs at the mere thought that you could think youd have fun
>>560175038Of course.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>>560111992It's not always voluntary. Sometimes the game will accidentally kick players out of a session or fail to transfer them correctly between the loading lobby and the mission session. The Diamond Casino heist is notorious for doing this to the host (hence all the 'the host has left' errors).
>>560173265This is the only fun thing you can do with the bombushka, load a friend in the back, fly high up and let them jump.... Is that worth 4 million? Eh... kinda? Eventually you run out of things to buy anyway.
>>560158778>but you can't have themhorrid
>>560179862Pretty cool, and cool screenshot, but I don't see myself being able to use something like that often. So many things in this game could be theoretically really fun, but only in theory, but hey, maybe I'll find some way to make use of it lol. Maybe I can network max it.
>>560182705Someday they will try to sell us robotic helpers for our home. I will hold out until they have Sorayama styling.
>>560184962as long as you don't mind the Indian teleoperator peeping at you from her eyes
>>560179862>>560183208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0tQsMrK9nM>"When it comes to speed however, there is something you can do to fix that. If you have a friend who owns an MC Clubhouse and a fast plane, they can invite you to their MC and start a flight formation, this makes it so that if you follow behind their plane, you will be forced to go the same speed as them no matter how slow your planes usually is! When it comes to the turrets, you still can't shoot in a full 360 unfortunately, but as long as the pilot of the Bombushka points the plane in the general direction of the target, the gunner will have no problem taking them out in mere seconds".Kinda cool if you've got enough friends to make it work.
>>560185241You gotta stop connecting all your appliances to the internet.
>$6.7 milliononly a few more vehicle cargo sales to go until I can buy an oppressor and start griefing
>>560194571evil
>>559378156jesus christ why do most anons here have a near identical ay lmao looking character.i don't think mine is that good but at least it's not a generic white crack whore.
>>560196918>a generic white crack whore.that is whom we desire tho
>>560196918You play gta and don't expect crack whores?
>>560196918it's spectrum from crack whore to tr@nswoman
>>560194571>no dignity
>>560194571Remember to get the acid and bunker salesthey get very cocky now since most grifers don't bother.
>>560196918You have convinced me to change my appearance on the 2nd character. It's not like I do anything on there other than making screenshots anyway
>>560187023it's automatic
>>560196918cute happa
>>560194571desu an otr savage is better at griefing sales you can't lock on to and a raiju is better for sales you can lock on to
>>560194571MK2 has been nerfed to hell, the missiles are garbage now.Don't expect much.Still fun to ride, to explore the map tho.
>>560225549If you just want fun to ride, the mk1 is far more fun and actually faster due to how quickly the boost can be cycled.
>>560226520Very true, it also takes a decent bit of practice and high skill to get kills with MK1.MK2 is a good compromise between super jump and no clip to get to high and narrow places quickly.
>>560167372pc, default
>>560227641Make sure you are in public lobbies.And depends on if you are playing during busy hours.Wait are you hosting a race and just waiting?It's far easier to wait on stand by for any race, Drag Race since they are the shortest.
>>560196918I wonder why males in the general look more unique
>>560228959That too, I almost forgot. The matchmaking was broken a while back so attempting to join people, or have people join you, when starting a job from an invite lobby doesn't work the same.
>>560168075I play with controller on pc...anyone use the same and play on free aim?
>>560237752I do, I alternate between controller and kbm. That doesn't matter as far as how they divide sessions. The only setting that matters is the free aim setting. Players with any variation of aim assist will be able to join the same sessions, but ones with free aim (which on PC is obviously the default) will be joined only with other players who also have it. It's a nice feature to have I think. Sensitivity, dead zones, and aim acceleration don't affect it so you can do whatever you want with those. If you get an invite from a player who's using a different one of the 2 settings, you'll get a notification screen telling you that when you join your setting will be changed. This is why, by the way, you can't change that setting while online, you have to change that from story mode or the main menu. I don't think rockstar ever notifies players of this, you just have to eventually figure it out yourself, or be told by someone else.
>>560196918>he says as he posts the 8th asian character
>>560228959I host from public lobby, how do you stand by?
I used my free 1 mil from login this week to hit 10 randoms with the orbital cannon.
I'm confused about hangar space. I have only 20 speces, yet I have the McKenzie field which was supposed to increase it by 20? Then I see things online saying it's 15-20, some saying gta+ gives you 5 more? WHAT THE FUCK??????
>>560240736im seeing an increase of 15 to 35
Add that to the list of grave financial errors.
>>559539461Oops, I forgot to do this.
>>560032843>• Vehicle Cargo Sell Missions (Import/Export)This is good?
>>560252481when double, yes
>>559941621this took a while
ten times ten
>>559337159Cops in online are so bad the game would be better without them. You know you fucked up big time as a developer when completely removing a feature is an instant improvement.
>>560283547You're a real shit dick! ya hear me? shitdick?!
>>560283547It's important to have enough friction in grinding to incentive Shark Card sales.I don't know why western players engage live service games with such hostile attitude.You know that's how they pay the bills, right?It's not like GTAO got worse, it has improved every year if only to keep oldfags still playing after a decade+...
The next time that Rockstar patches some harmless fun thing, remember that the casino heist is still very bugged.
