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why is the clown here
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>>559350889I figured another Asgore/Gerson thread would be boring
Working very hard on having Berdly Game released by NEXT WEEKEND at the LATEST!!Look at this enormous functions script! WOW!!>>559350902
>>559350889he can do anything
>>559350889Better than the asgore spam we’ve had for months
>>559351107he can do anything except be in a future chapter
I DEMAND NEXT THREAD BE ABOUT SUSIE!!!!!
>>559350819Hooman!
>>559350230Carol, Papyrus, Mettaton, Alvin and Dess are all in the Knight bunker hanging out and eating mini candy canes because it was Carol's turn to bring the snacks
>>559351186now kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBi_0TGMHYI
>>559351269It'd be pretty funny if it gets revealed that the actual "knight" hasn't made a single fountain:Chapter 1: Alphys maybe?Chapter 2: BerdlyChapter 3: KrisChapter 4: Alvin
The Knight is someone who:>has an association with stars, such as plastering them all over their room>is linked to the color RED and not something else like blue or green that would color their damage numbers>is associated with fire (burning fights) in some way (unused attack sprite)>has a reason to reference asriel dreemurr's hyper gonerAnd this is all without addressing the 2 elephants in the room btw
>>559351078NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!!!
>>559351107
doomin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh3DIxcC_qc
>>559351509
>>559351507Toby has literally made the Knight ambiguous on purpose so it could be:AsrielDessCarolRudyAsgore (very unlikely)or something else entirely.
>>559351507Yeah it's actually so obvious that it's Toriel it's insane
>>559351625so...he can just make it up as he goes along?
>>559351625>not even mentioning PapyrusPapyrusknighters are gonna win BIGLY
>>559351774More that he wants people theorizing about it.>>559351803I believe I mentioned him at the bottom.
>>559351507 >Has a reason to reference asriel dreemurr's hyper gonerI think you have this one backwards. It's not a reference to Asriel, Asriel was referencing or tapping into whatever a 'goner' is.
The Knight feels like this to me
>>559351149Spam? I've made like five Asgore OPs total over the last six months
>>559351903a goner is just a duplicate (they are monochrome)
>>559351507>has an association with stars, such as plastering them all over their roomMettaton...
Goners are the Lightner equivalent to Darkners turning into stone when they lack purposeThe Goners in Undertale were mostly Gaster Followers and Gaster was deleted from existence so they would, of course, have no purpose
dads be like fuuuck I haven’t filled my stupid douchebag quota for today
>>559351857Ehrrm, by "something else entirely", that is more, like, Gaster Knight, whereas Papyrus is a character, that fits the physical profile of the Knight, so, yeah, he would be a "someone" else, not a "something" else, and not "entirely", more like, "adjacent", yyyeeaaaahh.
The Knight is a separate character that has to posess something to be active in the Light World and has been using the Holidays to do so, it has posessed each of them at least once at some point, with Dess being the first during the Shelter incident.When posessing someone, the Knight can use their magic, which is how it was able to open Chapter 2's fountain. It posessed Noelle and used her Sleep Mist on Berdly while they were in the middle of the study session, which is why they were behind the desks instead of by the entrance like Kris and Susie.The Knight de-posessed Noelle just before Kris and Susie arrive, which is why there's loads of sword marks on the way to her.
>>559352301papyrus doesn't have horns
Is Papyrus assistant guy still here? I believed him
>>559352250Whatd he tell you, anon
>>559352420he’s just being immature and bitchy I’m locking myself in the mental favecave
Za Naito is our vessel and I will not elaborate further
I take this double gay and pass it on to my dad
FUCK
>>559352628Hey anon can I meet your double gay dad
>>559352514Damn you're double gay I gotta step up my game.
>>559352628I was trying to end the world by making an infinite gay particle accelerator but some asshole had to get in the way.
>>559352002The last two months of OPs have been the same asgore shit
>>559352763no I’m enlisting him in a reeducation camp
>>559352768don't do it kris. ralsei is under the influence of drugs! he can't consent!
>>559341506Wew ty im digging these
>>559352787he absorbed All The World's Homosexuality
>>559352864you know we can just click the link right
>>559351301Here's your dykes kissing.
>>559353058mother I cannot click the book
when do i get to choose my vessel's gender
>>559352514Im coming with, i got pumpkin spice ice cream, and this:
>>559353119thanks!!!! i love when the hoomans kiss
>>559350819
>>559353160When Professor Oak asks about it for some reason while explaining the world of Pokemon to you.
>>559353160Shayy will choose its pronouns for you
>>559352864Well then too freaking bad mister since anybody can make new threads with their faves if they'd like
uh oh
>>559353325>"Are you a boy or WOKE?"
>>559353494DEATH
>>559353494im gonna kill myself
>>559353495>"In this world it's fuck Gary or get fucked by Gary."
>>559351149>>559352864>conveniently ignores the Kris pedo spam Hm
>>559353702?
>still trying to force Asgore hatelol, lmao
If you post things I don't like you're a spammer, a pedophile or Berdly.
>>559352787Heh
>>559353325i was being serious, why didnt the game ask
>>559353775Being a spammer doesn't sound so bad now actually.
anyone else feel horribly stuck
>>559353775If you would just post things I like, we wouldn't have this problem, now would we?
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
>>559353892horbstuck
>>559353892Why do you feelstick, Desstruck Deadpants?
>>559353892I didn't for a while but now I kinda do again yeah
>>559353939Coming right up!
i love rest and also goat tummy
>>559353892Yes because my niece and nephew are hassling me while I’m trying to stuff my fat piggy face
nobody likes or loves me and I'm going to die alone worthless said fave
>>559354042Feels like I've been stuck in the same loop for the last few years. It's broken a bit, but it's kind of the same issues still.I really need to get a job or something.
just went to check out of the past 25 utg threads only 4 had Asgore in the OP in any waymost of them had Kris, Ralsei Noelle and for some reason there has been a few gersons lately
>>559353223good provisions
>>559353724>>559353775Krisfags’ nerves have been touched
>>559354365I was calling both sides stupid tho, read the fucking thread.
>>559354365no i will not attack random character fags for your amusement good luck and have fun
>>559354365can you guys touch my prostate next i was busy
>>559354451https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/%2Futg%2F/
>>559354365I put a question mark because I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>559354503i know what i said
>>559354247and out of the past 75 threads only 8 OPs had Asgore so like that guy might actually just be trying to beef for no reason
>>559354071I like their take on ralsei in general. Good artist.
Niggas be fighting over the OP image instead of early or duplicate threads
asgore guy is cool in my book, this thread needs more genuine love for characters and creative writing
@559354365krisrielkek is burning in hell btw
>>559354709>sudden damage control
do you remember?
>>559354708duplicate threads are okay because 99¨% of the time they just happens because two anons baked at the same time and realised too late
>>559354708The only duplicate thread recently was Tasquetard's thread getting intentionally 404'd by the thread collective.
*stars twerking and clapping my cheeks*
>>559354795Heats Flamecock
sheesh that guy is trying real hard too. I guess it's gonna be one of THOSE threads again huh
>>559354781Good
>>559354793im kinda lost on what people are talking about, did something happen last thread
>>559355008shut up and make chapter 5
i love buckethead <3
>>559354821there was also the royal family one from a few days back but we kept bumping it so it became a reserve thread
>>559355059nah, this is just a bored shitter
post kriselles
>>559354889Ah, a perfect *air wave shocks blast me into the wall* way to *earthquakes make the furniture rumble* start my day! Thank you Mr. Tenna! *loud CRT belch disintegrates my atoms*
>>559355136ooooh ok i kinda figured but i wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt
>>559355059just a threadshitter. ignore them.
>>559355140
>>559355184KEK
Fave is crossing their fingers hoping that the one anon who draws radiation fox with a fat ass blesses them randomly again
>>559355330we shouldn't be drawing porn of real people
>>559355315remind me who this artist is again
>>559355524Someone with severe issues idk
>>559354234If i may, when i did a whole mental reset a few months back, it involved alot of the boring stuff, meditation, eating well, trying to be active etc all good stuff, but what felt was the biggest push for more energy and motivation, was early morning sunlight, just kind of going outside and touching grass for a few mins after waking up, and actually doing something as soon as i wake up, so for me, that was cleaning and exercising, no electronics for at least 2 hours, if i do, i plan out what im gonna do instead of checking my emails and hoping i just do that. It wont hand you the keys to the kingdom, but it will help put you in a state where youre not perpetually looking for something to change. Baby steps and all...i dont have a bit to end this with. Here is a random fave oh sans nice
God loves Ralsei
>>559355315krusielle is the peak ship for this reason.
>>559355184*kneels*
>>559355504I don't think lusting over a green furry fox with sunglasses who we literally didn't know about until a few months ago is the same as lusting for some malnurished jewish guy with a long neck and fucked up wristsI'd get it if you were talking about the annoying dog but radiation fox is a totally different thing
>>559355889I'm joking.
>>559355208Yes, please
>>559355889annoying dog porn is also ethical faps
>>559355901i just have trouble asking for people for their food or their burgers
Has anyone played that new Scott Pilgrim game?Does it have any Undertale/Deltarune references?
>>559355901It's hard to tell nowdays but you're good>>559355954it is rarer tho
>>559355901....anon says, throwing his radiation fox furry porn into the closet
>>559356064No I was joking about the people who say making porn of the Tem Shop Owner or Jaiden Animations is bad.
oh no guys im gonna do it. oh no. oh god. its happening.!!! im...!!! im threadpissing!!!
>>559356192ahhhhhhh points at my mouth wide open and whines
>>559354226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5c7SirRA9w*unsheathes katana* are you gonna let those thought patterns win, anon?
>>559355671it is written
>>559356240wha-
>>559356107Oh ok *hides the furry porn i was stealing*
>>559356427I don't wanna get weird, but Susie is definitely the kind of girl that would be into piss.
>>559355504i can’t think of a person here who did that before
>>559356424i love my boy rals and my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ
>>559356192I am NOT cleaning this up
>>559356652thought she was lifting up her robe for a second... :(
>>559355504*cough* numbers *cough*
Tennaposters...? FAT Tenna posters? Diceposters? Spamtenna posters...? ....Seamposters......NinoNinaposters.....Mike.....
>>559356769
>>559356703sorry i got lazy, this drawing was like a speed draw, so i neglected to draw a lot of shit.here you go hope this make you feel better
did someone say MIKE
I need more Christian Ralsei
>>559356817I've been busy playing the demos for Estella and In Falsus. I would love to dicepost more IF I HAD THE TIME
Scrolling through old threads and seeing all the artist drawing requests from almost a decade ago is a really fun experience
sex
>>559356861No I mean I wanted to smooch her tummy...
chapter 5...... someday.
>>559357070put on the dress
>>559357154you hold him down, i'll geld him
>>559357220no there's a famous image where he's in a princess dress
missionary position sex with the sole purpose of procreation with christian ralsei
All the drawfags are ded :(
i regret to inform all of you that my twin brother, COS, has fucking died. it was so fucking crazy, i bet him 12 bucks that he could survive a car crash and he actually tried surviving one. needless to say he wasn't as tough as he thought he was, and his whole body turned into a big bloody mess. its so very sad. anyway, im here to take up his mantle, plz be nice to me im new to crusading
I hate Jigsawryfags so goddamn much
what would become of /utg/ after the final chapter rolls around?
>>559357294I’ve been touching grass and dealing with real life stuff
>>559357324col ropes or lets the cancer take him
>>559357294:(
I don't know if any of the people into Undyne are around but if so then you might enjoy having this
>>559355524nvm I found their baraag profile and was reminded of why I hate that website
>>559357220>>559357154HE IS RUNNING AWAY
>baraagi am HARD
i want to scream!
>>559357432What in the bibbidi babbidi is a baraag
>>559357294I posted just the other day >:(
is purple guy susie's dad?
Whimsunfags did this to the threads
Looxfags raped utg
>>559357603Where are the good ones
>>559355504I wish someone would draw toby cutely. So I can tape it to my shrine
>>559357606Yes and he is very mean and abusive
>>559357294Just feed them revivemints, silly
>>559357718susie ate the last one..
>>559357685don't be a choosing beggar
Anyone else think it's hot that he's flexible?
>>559356817turned green from poisoned
>>559357294I am drawing things unrelated to the thread
>>559357798God I wish that was me.
>>559357601degenerate porn art site
>>559357890unrelated, huh..?
RRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>559356918>what the heck is a in falsus what are these words people are making up to->music rhythm gameOh youre noisz anon, lucky you, why cant i have new pinball games showering on me
I get a feeling some will like this a lot as well
>>559357798>huggingit looks like they're supporting anon giving birth
>>559357890Meowgenics rule34 anon....
>>559357890can you draw ralsei giving me a hug
>>559357294
>>559358073>>559358219Finally, good posts
>>559357294I am drawing things unrelated to this thread im afraid. but i have been drawing my crummy drawings.
>>559357890>rule 34whatever pays the bills
>>559358219give this man dinosaur egg oatmeal (the kind where it's sugar eggs and like dinosaur candies in it not the kind where it's made of like tumeric)
boring hours
>>559358270I'm going through the non-fave art I obtained while archive mining
>>559358449Peaceful and calm hours.
>>559358449WORRY NOT!!! CUZ NAMEFAG THE NAMEFAG IS HEREEE!!! YAYY!!!
>>559358113>>559358339I think you're confusing me for someone
>>559358391What the FUCK are you talking about, in regards to the latter?
>>559358678I still like it but they changed the recipe a while ago to make it "heathier".
>>559358657im just memein ty for stickin around do ur best and ilu same for other drawfags on hiatus
>>559358113there's a dedicated drawfag for that somewhere? how and why
>>559358787
>refresh my tachiyomiooooh ye time for some one piece and ascendance of a bookworm
>>559359026thanks gaster
>>559358954Im sure there is but i just made that up, you shouldnt believe everything you read on the internet, anon
this is the best the thread has been in literal years. I will release chapter 5 early because of it. (offer will be rescinded if someone posts onionsan)
>>559359273yayyy good thread. how has everyone been :)
>>559359181I'm never trusting again. I'm going to die alone but safe from the harm of being mistreated by my fellow man.
>>559359353chapter 5 is delayed back to its original release date sorry.
I think CoL would really enjoy the game Esoteric Ebb
>>559359365f-forgive me, anon...
shrimple Carol resprite I am not a pixel artist
bart homer lisa maggie margesanta's little helper ralph
WAITER WAITER. MORE HETSLOP PLEASE
>>559360615this is so fucking sad where did his life go so wrong?
Deposting hours when?
>>559360497Sir and/or Ma'am
>>559360615He really is just like me frfr
I love working 12 hour shifts for minimum wage, it's my favorite pastime!
>>559360676>>>/trash/81492205
>>559360676>good design vs coombait faggotry
>>559360657Only five and he's already wasted his entire life...
I was feeling really sad and down most of the day but after watching 70% of a Firefly episode for the first time ever, I feel way better. Maybe it's because I did something new.Deltarune soon?
>>559360902lois...
>>559360864oh my goddd I'm missing so much kino art. I missed lightner mantis oc AND fat pluey?! maybe 16 dollars an hour isnt worth it...
>>559360864hang in there bby
>>559360924very cute gif very awesome i like
>>559361027>lightner mantis oc?I see pluey, who else are your faves and what do you like? maybe ill surprise you, so keep your chin up wageslaving
>>559360889I'd link you to /dum/, but apparently that died at some point.
Fat pluey would make tuba sounds instead of saxophones
>>559360936whoa thats been on the backburner but with an endorsement like that, i gotta watch this show
>>559361270thank you, anonymous, for your kind words. my faves are catti, catty, bratty and undyne. with one hour of hard labor I can buy one (1) subway sandwich
Is Deltarune the only fandom that's unable to sustain a /trash/ general without it having to be exclusively about a specific ship or fagslop
Card games seemed to be really popular here in bygone days, and with art localized around Asgore strangely enough>>559361206There is so much golden UT art in these archives that it's staggering more people don't look through them for fave art (unless everybody already has and I'm simply way behind the curve)
>>559361335Lmao
>>559357294why would i drawfag for a bunch of histrionic avatarfags and unhinged deviants
>>559361457are there other video game related generals on trash i thought it was just for furry porn
>>559361457/catt/ when?/bots/ when?/gote/ when?/fish/ when?/dum/ revive when?Deltarune and Undertale Females General when?>>559361492I also go through the archives in the op if that is what you are referencing, I love collecting pics of all of my faves
>>559360889>those thighsI should add /trash/ to the daily rotations, that thread is basically /utg/ 2.0 but with lewds
>>559357294I'm currently EMPLOYED. a travesty, I know
>>559361613I think the Pizza Tower general is in there, alongside the companion threads for /omog/ and /funkg/
>>559361598It's just more practice, i drew feet and booba in the magma for feet and booba purposes, and to finally get comfortable with magma
super awesome amazing fantastic anon idea. use this screenshot of mettatons musical segment as a reaction image. use when you are sad or want someone to be sad. that is all the wisdom I have to share
>>559361667I'm going backwards through the threads and am currently in April of 2017, it's interesting to see the kind of stuff people talked about and the differences/similarities to modern day
Wageslaving instead of being alive in threads should be known as Burgerpantsing
>>559361928All 3 of those are shit
>>559361667>/gote/ when?You better start believing in the goat thread, you're posting in one.
>>559362026oooohhh you meant the thread archives. I should do that. I only did that for catti and pippins images but I should do that for undyne and the rest too. probably a ton of kino undertale images during the early threads. most ut art is higher quality/more soulful than deltarune art
>>559361492I should do the same, youre convincing me, maybe on friday, ill help dump oldies but goodies
>>559361667>/gote/ when?Looking through the catalog there's a Toriel thread going on right now
>>559357294im so tired from work all i wanna do is sleep when i get home
>>559361950i don't draw smut or porn, especially not disgusting retard fetishes like feet. besides, undertale inspired me to draw way more than deltarune has, and i'm autistically fixated on way cooler things to draw anyway.
The character they assigned to Muffet in Axetale(titanic glutton that traps her prey in their happiest memory before eating them alive) would make far, far more sense for a Catty in a timeline where she lost Bratty instead—how she would gain the power to do so is another question:> Oh. my. God!!!> The Table looks so amazing!!!> But like, why did you leave so much space?> No one's coming.> You, can like,> totally fill it to the brim!!The rabbit lays lax on the furry sponge's tongue, too sedated to plan an escape and its bones already too weathered to consider one.> We're having fun, fun, fun!!No one notices the gulp, not even Catty.> ...> Was someone here?> Oh my god, we need, like,> a mountain's more people!> On the table, though.It loses the tragic irony in Bratty's absence that "Catty" has in the original take, I'll admit.
>>559362176You after you ask "Did you finish?"
>>559362348and i've got a long car and a big gun and 12 pterodactyls
>>559362205>>559362209I honestly just got into it on a whim for obscure Asgore art but I've found so much cool stuff it's insane, I'd highly recommend it
>>559360795
>>559362348Godspeed, then
>>559362348who pissed in your cereal
>>559362348I can tell your art is shit
I draw pornpeople pay me to do it
>>559362436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfPRX_FSWcQ
>>559362915How can I get people to pay me to draw booba?
>>559363115Get good at it. Alternatively, "specialize".
the roaring knight? a fraud. Kris? my dog. who is the one that can withstand my strength? my power. my determination.
>>559363115you don't even need to be great just good enough. people will pay you to draw porn of their favourite characters and/or themselves anyways if you price it right and talk nice
I hope Papyrus does something cool in DR so he can get at least a little more art/fans
>>559363415dialogue box
>>559363415...
so what's /utg/ doing tonight?(pic unrelated)
>all the drawfags have jobs>all the threadshitters are NEETsim noticing some kind of pattern
>>559363608This artist made another Asgore drawing that I only saw earlier and I never got a chance to tell them I really liked it, so if that's you then uh... I really like it! If not then apologies
>>559363783Runescape and chill.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zfKXUOTDZM
>>559363942To be good at drawing, you need discipline or have high cognition. Shitting up the thread is comparatively easier.
>>559363783having random encounters mid air before bed
>>559363783Hopefully finishing DQ7
>>559363783ragequitting ultrakill and failing to find something else to do with my time
>>559363173I'll do both ty->>559363427>just good enoughI am now accepting commissions, everyone please form a line, orders will be processed in order recieved. No credit checks. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for visionaires, such as yourself, to bring your dreams....into reality.
>>559364480Based.
Every time Fave steps the entire house shakes (Fave is 9,999 pounds)
>>559363783Looking for fave images back in time and playing Toontown with some /vm/ people
anons I want to know...so you feel nay strange desire to protect the Holiday family? Like I know Carol's doing some shady stuff but I find myself oddly liking the chunni mayor who carries around her katana, her dying (hopefully we can fix that) husband, her missing daughter(hopefully we actually find her), and her absurdly sad and scarred of everything daughter Noelle. like in a strange way I think if anyone should've ended up with the soul if should've been Noelle. She obviously needs a helping hand way more...
>>559363783Watchan' cool robots do cool robot stuff while playing RE1 (the DS version)
>>559365320It's unfair how cute this is
If 3D Kris, Ralsei, and Susie were all dropped into a random N64/PSX 3D game, which would you pick and why?
>>559365346no, i want her family to suffer even more. i want noelle to watch as her father slowly rots in that hospital bed into a pale husk of a man. i want her mother to keep clinging to the idea that whatever conspiracy she coerced kris to be a part of will bring her family back, because i will make sure it wont. I want noelle to slowly lose her mind as i twist the thorn in her finger ever deeper. finally, when it is all over, there will be nothing standing between kris and susie's love. NOTHING
>>559365705Bomberman Hero, just to find an excuse to play it again and for the soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8tPv5wabAI
>he is HERE
>>559365638
>>559366310can confirm
>>559366123The man, the legend
>>559366421>is it a goat?>is it a poster?wronge, it's supergoat
>>559366310The N...
What the fuck did you guys do before SURVEY_PROGRAM released? Did you think you were gonna be posting about only Undertale for 10 years?
Does anyone have art of the fun gang wearing their equipment like the dealmaker and the shadow mantle?
>you get to force toby to make custom merch of anything within deltarune>can be any type of merch, such as plushies, posters, shitty plastic ferris wheels, etcwhat do you choose? how will you shape reality?HARD MODE: follow the "no direct lightner merch" rule
>>559366913Morbidly obese Spamton and Tenna plush set
>>559366913Ralsei brand bongs sold in every weed shop.
>>559366913imagine if milk from milk looker was a real life drink
>>559357975d-dossier-kun
>>559363783currently listening to an album ive never heard b4its pretty good so farhttps://youtu.be/0wOFT5aiJ0c?si=tRdnq-9JRKtPWVwQ
I still like drawing utdr even when I'm not actively thinking about the fandom because I don't have other franchises that I like right now and it's a mind number to distract from everything
>>559366913I want plushes of all the posters here
>>559366913And it's technically not a lightner since it's UT
>>559367510i would just be a normal ralsie plushie, maybe?
>>559366913life sized kris sex doll that makes noises when you hit it hard enough
>>559367181john dossier will never be able to guess who i am!
>>559367682You would go in the ugly plush corner with kraut and tasquefag while the cute drawfag plushes get to cuddle with me on my bed. Also why does your plush smell so bad? I just got it out the box, the feet are crusty af too
>>559367510>* You receive ~50 plushes of faceless green adventurers.
>>559350902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v51mF-p5Agk
>>559366913force him to make a plush of ralsei's light world object so he has to tell us what it isbut he can't because you can't sell pure darkness
f-forgive me if i ever disturb you in wb, i promise im just googling for things half the time
>>559366913It'd be an expensive piece but either a statue of Gerson slamming on the Titan (this Gerson is technically a darkner so???) or The Knight with the fountain pillar behind them.
>>559366913Fangamer merch is so crappy I don't even know what to say. Even if it wasn't fangamer I have no idea...I'm bad at consooming
>>559366913seconding >>559367012 but also mike trio and ERAM/FRIEND matryoshkas
>>559367956hel yeag...
I wish everyone a good night except for Anon #24, go fuck yourself
>>559367956alternate version
take the pain away fatass cat
>>559368568I will.
if you could freaky friday it up and take over Toby's body for one day.... what would you do?me personally? I'd go on tweet a bunch of controversial stuff to fuck up the common headcanons in the fandom
>>559365346I like the Holidays a lot :)
Canon.
>>559369371I can believe it for Asgore, but Rudy is probably a skinny string bean.
>>559368987I would repost only the best Tenna porn I could find while commenting and praising the best aspects of it so that in the future, artists unknowingly start drawing Tenna art tailored specifically to my likes
>>559355090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlX0luINnCU&pp=0gcJCa4KAYcqIYzv
>The knight has traits that call back to Mettaton because Dess/the Knight is to Gaster what Mettaton is to Alphys
rub my bellay
>>559369371This artist absolutely nails how I mentally picture Asgore looking beneath his armor in Undertale, Deltarune I imagine he's got a bit more around the middle under that pink shirt (is still knockout sexy of course). I love their art
>>559370807reused paws detected
Kris would be a boy in the Deltarune movie
Kris would be a girl in the Deltarune movie
>>559371223Kris would be fat in the Deltarune movie
my tummy hurte
Kris would be peruvian in the Deltarune movie
>>559371223But whyYou wouldn't be able to ship her with Susie or Noelle
>girl>unable to be shipped with girls>in a Toby Fox joint
Terrifying art
>>559371841I refuse to endorse homosexuality. Like writhing maggots. There's a study ahout it, and this has proven to be repulsive to the average person.
>>559372243awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful
>>559371556*shoots you 6529462194858362519406 times in the chest with hellfire missiles*feel better yet
>>559372443Your father only tolerates your presence because he feels guilty you wouldn't be able to survive on your own. You have no friends. You have no one who wants to spend time with you. You are nothing.
>>559372616Yes. i ate those missiles yum yum
I refuse to endorse heterosexuality. Like writhing straggots. There's a study ahout it, and this has proven to be repulsive to the average person.
>>559372616\You fool berdly, he has toonforce and his power scaling is infinite as long as it's funny. A classic blunder.
>"straight" male>doesn't like the sight of two girls kissingthat should make you triple gay honestly
>>559372616Holy shit? A based berdlyfag?
>>559372627How do you know I don't have friends. He showed me this study.
>>559373006It’s pretty obvious
>>559350902
>>559373120How do you know I don't talk to him about you at the same time I'm here
>>559372798I like when the old lady yuri is a surprise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSJbwFlxoDM
>>559373193aww tell him I said hi
>>559373193Does this friend happen to mysteriously disappear when your dad force feeds you certain medication
>>559373326No. Because there is no medication, because I don't have schizophrenia.I could call him right now.
>>559373385Do you have any three dimensional friends that you spend in-person time with?
GAY
>>559373879church punch flavors
>>559373963asgore is piss flavored and rudy is blood flavored?
>>559374120asgore piss sprite will be matched by the rudy period sprite
>>559374120yes, sold under the brand of Classic Mtn Dew and Livewire.
>>559373860The very same person, yes.
>>559350902Fatty fat boy.
>>559374492Just one?
>>559374618this is animal abuse...
>>559374618You're eating us out of house and home, Pluey
>>559374618Leave pluey alone lmao
>>559374648No, not just one. But I spend time with my best friend more than any of the others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Vn1CE7G4k>you were warned for saying good morning, you must view this warning to post again.uhh what??? lmao???
>>559375278is he your boooooooooooooooyfrieeeeeeeeeend
>>559375417I didn't even get a warning last time, they're jumpy right now.
>>559375471Nooooooooo
>>559372616HEY BERDDUDE! I heard the commotion! I'm here to take you in!
>>559375573wonder what happened to make the jannies over-activated
>>559375417The jannies did not forget your jokes, all humor must be approved by the committee
>>559375842I'M SORRY I MADE FUN OF JANNIESIT WAS JUST A ONE-TIME JOKEI WON'T SAY IT AGAIN I PROMISE!
>>559375417Goat morning!
>>559376132hello hello
>>559375417Based janny
>>559375917LmaoWe will reevaluate when i wake up, goat probation for you, meanwhile
>>559348802>asgore doesn't smile in ANY of his many deaths(he does smile shortly before dying but it doesn't actually last as he is took by surprise with Flowey's/Frisk's attacks)He smiles in his post-reset suicide death
If the average anon was dropped down to the Underground, how far would they go?
>>559377198Undyne would kill 99% of people here. The other 1% would escape and then die at the hands of Mettaton.
>>559377198death on impact
>>559377198Either they stop their adventure halfway through and settle in with a monster chick, or they get arrested and executed after raping a monster, or they die to a royal guard, or they commit suicide.If they have save and load powers, expect constant timelines where everybody gets raped
Do people actually expect that Asgore's TV will be a darkner? We don't need another TV character.
>>559378001Im fat, cant i receive a different way to get past undyne?
>>559378173Mrs. Tenna, bet
>>559378173People only say that because they want friend inside me chapter 5 schizoboss to be real
I slammed my fave on the car door
>>559375751Theyre CoL fans thats why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5RR4mExX40
>>559378418Based Jannies
ough im so horny rn
I love Noelle
Hello...? Is anyone there...? I'm so cold...
I won't know if I'm horny until I open the box
>>559379671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPUzk1Nqxng
>>559379182Could try cooling down by thinking of cuddles? Unless as down bad as me about fave...Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>559378173I was expecting Chapter 3 to have some vaguely Queen-like NPC (actually thought "Ramb" would be that) because the Green Room was based on Kris and Asriel's room but instead we just never saw the computerI'm not expecting the TV to appear for that reason
>>559366865Yes
>>559380091during the "walk around the light world room after the fountain is sealed" sequence you'll be able to check asgore's TV and it'll say the cancelled cowboy show is being played on repeat and susie will say some stupid shit like "Haha, glad we never met THAT Tenna! Having to play the same cowboy show all day... I don't think he would've been that friendly on the inside."
>stuck on my side for a little bit due to medical issue>bored>let me know if you want a small green text or a schizo theory
>>559366865With a newsletter or two they probably would've survived until an anniversary stream if there wasn't a DeltaruneLike an /omog/ but with goats and more fangameposting
>>559378173It'd be pretty egregious if it didn't turn into anything, even compared to all of the shit in Kris's house that didn't turn into anything in Chapter 3, 'cause it's not like Flower King has much in it aside from those flowers. It should at least be used for a puzzle or something if it's not gonna be a character.
>>559350902HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
>>559380586
>>559380571It's pretty fuckin weird how most of Kris's house didn't turn into anything.Several rooms full of darkner bait flavortext and then the only ones we got were like, the TV becoming Tenna and the windowsill thingies becoming shadowguys.We didn't even get many TV channel darkners either, it was just Elnina and Lanino and all the other channels were minigames instead.
>>559380813Yeah, it's kinda lame, but I guess Toby just really wanted to focus on Tenna in particular. I'd be interested in seeing some concept art like what he showed off for Chapter 2 a few years back, since he must've at least considered making things like the microwave or fridge into characters.
>>559381115Mike is definitely a microwave!
gay goat
>>559381531shirtless goat
4th Mike Gang member that's actually a watercooler wearing a microwave costumeBattat has to constantly tell her>NO, YOU SAY "MMMMMMMMMM" AND "BEEP", NOT BUBLE!!!!
>>559381604bimbo goat
>>559381531i love the gay goat
>>559380813to offer my two cents. All of these darkners were simply out of focus. Tv world doesn’t represent the living room, it only represents tenna’s drawer
This was made by toby fox btw
>>559381663wet goat
>>559381675>>559381839goat pose
>>559381785They raped my car keys? ...Are they okay?
>>559381785TOBY RAPED MY WALLET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3-vBBQKOYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWdZEumNRmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn8QPRYWAdk
>>559377198I personally like to think I'd get far enough to die at the hands of King ASGORE, but most likely I'd either die attempting to find a way to New Home without going through the CORE's ozone-filled chambers or die on impact at the very start of the game.While I most likely would be entirely unable to defeat Undyne in combat, I don't really HAVE to. I'm way better at swimming than I am at running, and I can hold my breath underwater for long periods of time, so I really just need to find some sea grass and stealth my way to some other part of the Underground or even find a way to skip to Hotland through the normal River Person route. Undyne is horrible at detecting shit inside the grass despite how obvious it can be that Frisk is in there, so if I just take my time and move slowly while making it look like the grass is only moving through movements of bugs or wind drafts I could feasibly make it out. I still have no way to get to New Home, though, because of the ozone and whatnot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAn-AWXtHv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD_cF5ny0i4An oldie, but a goodie.You cannot find this anywhere else.
>>559384496What kind of freak would drive such a vehicle?
>>559385656heh
>>559383593why is he so pretty, numbers
Fave is thinking about suicide again after going 3 months without those thoughts.
>>559385771he's just built different
wait so whats even the point of chapter 5 if the games not about taking down the darkners who got brainwashed by the Roaring Knight anymorethere's no "rogues gallery" to put in a nice little list
>>559386137Neither King or Queen ever even met the Knight, King just heard how cool it was from Jevil and Queen just assumed what it wanted her to do
>>559386137The game was never about "taking down the darkners who got brainwashed by the Knight." Every single instance of fighting the chapter bosses involved the Knight in some way, yes, but they all had selfish desires and simply praised the Knight for giving them the chance to carry them out. Their evil plans were of their own making, with no brainwashing involved.>Chapter 1King never met the Knight directly, he was put into power thanks to their actions and Jevil praised and glorified it, but his plan was ultimately just having revenge on whichever Lightner dared to try and cast him back into the shadows. The Knight never gave King any instructions, just the power to do whatever he wanted.>Chapter 2Queen never met the Knight directly either, she assumed due to their actions (making the fountain) that she was called to resolve an issue of some sort, and with the internet being down, she tried to fix the world and every issue the Lightners had by trapping them in caged rooms based on their search interests and gifting random bullshit based on their searches. Expanding her empire by having Noelle create more fountains so she could "help" more Lightners was her own plan, not something the Knight ever said.>Chapter 3Tenna never met the Knight either, and he was actually directly injured by it. His entire role was just stalling for time under Kris's instructions, and it's heavily implied he wasn't really told jack shit about anything regarding the real plan and he just accepted because he wanted to be involved in Kris's life and be the center of attention again. He had no real plan beyond creating a big movie set and playing shitty tie-in videogames forever while hoping Toriel didn't wake up.>Chapter 4The Titan doesn't even have a brain or a mind to control, it is a thoughtless beast of darkness and destruction. It was unleashed to destroy and nothing else, there is no involvement with any plans, it acts on will and instinct.
>>559386137Queen and tenna are sleeper agents for the knight, so all the technological darkners will be subverted and the only ones left on your side will be king who hates you, card castle citizens, mizzles and pippins. TRVST
>>559386279That's dumb. It makes both the King and The Queen instantly less threatening. All that talk of King using the knight to usurp the other kings is pointless then.
Is Toby going to keep putting his golden child Spamton in every chapter or will we finally be rid of his presence in chapter 5?
>>559387574Well we're gonna have to figure out what the deal with Mike is and that's a Spamton topic
>>559387382King never "used" the Knight, the Knight locked away the three other kings and then dipped, letting him rise to power. It is never stated King met the Knight, let alone that he was brainwashed in any way by them. It looks more like he just kinda went under the radar and took that chance to go nuts with power, which is consistent with how the Knight is depicted being unable to find something they're looking for in Chapter 4 and how they underestimate Susie's strength in Chapter 3. It is not hard to believe it gave zero shits about the Spade King.
>>559387574We will actually get Mettaton in chapter 5 so Spamton would be redundant
>>559387574chapter 5 will be the jevil chapter where everyone keeps referencing jevil>source?it was revealed to me in a dream
I divine how kris deltarune feels about noelle deltaurne:keos thinks Shes really sexylile really realy sexy
>>559388432Basederrorsans
>>559387836what, was the King sleeping or something? Do you realize how flaccid this premise sounds? All that about a violent struggle all over the castle when there was none?
>>559387836>It looks more like he just kinda went under the radar and took that chance to go nuts with powerI think letting King be and him becoming the main bad guy of the adventure was part of the planAt least as far as I can tell the Knight's plan is to make the Prophecy come true on its terms and so far all the Dark Worlds it and Kris have created have involved Prophecy characters, in chapter 1 that being Lancer who is King's son
>>559388725It's like if in Shovel Knight, the Knights of the Order of No Quarter just waltzed into their respective zones, despite the game's earlier information stating that that they either previously owned those areas, or had taken them over using the Enchantress's power.
>>559388737Impossible. The knight loses according to the prophecy, and the heroes come out on top. It's like saying Ganondorf is Goddess Hylia's strongest follower just because Link and Zelda show up to defeat him.
>>559389687>The knight loses according to the prophecy(Headcanon)
Kneeling in front of the couch where Asgore is laid out after a rough day spent dealing with both a flower arrangement service for a local wedding that unexpectedly fell through when the couple decided to elope and his supplier of vibrant bouquet wrap having a shortage on his most popular colors to point his snout towards me with my fingers, which gives me the perfect angle to kiss him on the forehead and slowly stoke his messy golden hair behind the horns so he feels comfortable letting me help carry any troubles he's holding on his chest (eventually the tired expression on his face turned to a peaceful smile once he finished sharing his anxieties and I transitioned into a hugging position for a while, but even that gave way to glee as the oven timer indicated the apple cinnamon bread I threw together upon hearing his voice over the phone on the drive home was ready). Relaxing on the lounge chairs underneath the covered part of the back deck besides my sleepy soulmate Asgore as we enjoy some lavender morning tea and taking in some early-spring air made revitalizing by the sprinkle of rain creating a lovely petrichor, until he seems to have a sudden realization that it's actually the weekend and seems regretful about drinking his down quickly to get ready for work unnecessarily so I happily give him the remaining half of mine (on the condition that we snuggle in bed some more when we go back inside). Playfully picking up my cellphone for a pretend call with the "hold on I know a guy" Asgore as he jokingly wonders aloud where we might get some flowers with which to make experimental tea, and just as he's lowering the phone I quickly ask him to wait before slyly ask what he's wearing with a tiny glance over to see him confusedly gaze down at his floral sweater and over to me with a quizzical look (soon after he recognized what I meant and happily described his pink underwear, which was itself so cute that it wrapped around into having a real effect past simple humor)
>>559390016Why bother at all if the Knight wins? Think about it. Why would Ralsei drag Kris and Susie into that closet, not once, but twice, if the Roaring Knight destroys them and they fail their mission?
>>559390205Why would the knight slavishly make the prophecy come true just to ensure it's own defeat?
>>559390418Because that's how a prophecy worksYou think Ganondorf doesn't know that his previous incarnations were defeated by the Link and Zelda of the previous age? Almost definitely.Just because the Knight features in the prophecy does not mean that he wins.
The queers hate ralsei btw.They want him to be a faggot or a tranny like them and rejects his identity.Ralsei is Ralsei not your goonable shotelolegote
>>559387574Literally the first scene Toby has shown us from Chapter 5 is Tenna explaining Spamton's backstory for the third time.
>>559391319and people stopped caring. Spamton should have stayed dead.
>>559391420Spamton is still popular, and he never died in the first place.
>>559391519He died if you fought his secret boss fight and he turned into your item
>>559391075
>>559391319you mean a scene so irrelevant he put it in a newsletter despite refusing to show off anything else?
>>559366913I want Frisk and Chara plushies
Gaster that's the THIRD Noelle clone I've defeated please just let me finish this game already. I don't care about Noelle anymore I swear. I'm sick of it.
>>559391594https://youtu.be/S2uKpk8A1jQ?t=47>>559391715Relevancy wasn't the point of this discussion.
>>559391759.... what forusually when someone posts both these characters it isn't good. I had a dream about meeting Toby, dude was super anxious and said he just wants to tell his story without people getting weird.monkey's paw, my man.
>>559381785He is talking about the darkners
>>559392225he gave me chapter 5 to play and give my story feedback on, but asked me nicely to not share it or his location or else we can't be friends and I hurt his fee-fees, because he was cool to me I kept my word. So I told what happen here but y'all don't believe me as it's a very tall claim. I wanted to get a selfie with Toby, 4 times, but due cartoon level hyjinx I never could get one and /utg/ didn't believe me. One of the failed selfies is because a crazy fangirl wanted to molest him for his seed.
>>559393382So chapter 5?
top 5 sansnumber 5: sans
>>559395337covfefe
>>559392225You are literally in no position to complain about anything mister potato head.
>>559395546coffee for universecoffee for life
>>559395898coffee my beloved
Hey, I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's the bunker's codeSo visit me maybe
I'd like to make myself believeThat the Fave turns slowly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obim8BYGnOE
>>559397702The Ice Palace we are never going to get.
CoL has aphantasia
being a NEET and on euro time sucks IDK how people who live here do it. i want to hang out with computer people and talk about undertale and deltarune on /utg/ but it's like 6 am back in america so the thread is on imagepost every 20 minutes life support for the next like 5 hours
>>559399008>CoL and tasque same timezoneyeah it sucks giga ass
goot
Neets deserve to die
>>559399539what'd i ever do to you
>>559399849You're content with being a literal waste of spaceSlacking off and using up resouces by being a parasite to your family or grimly living off pity cash from the government while others have to actually work for their share
>>559399539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMygWa6ycZ0
>>559399539>>559400146flowey>>559399849alphys
>>559351928It's MAGGIE!?i loved that episode
>>559399849i don't think you deserve to die necessarily but every person who chooses to live the neetlife (neet doesn't count people who are unemployed, as in those who are still looking for work but do not have a job right now) is one less person doing something that is helpful to society at large, which puts strain on systems that are already straining right now
not the anon you guys are replying to but i am a NEET and i have been considering for a while now to start up a ice hockey hobby, may or may not lead into any ice hockey player job though, we'll have to wait and see.
>>559400715>which puts strain on systems that are already straining right nowlol, all the "damage" being done by all the neets in the world combined is probably less than 10 % of the damage being done by billionaires
>>559350902I like knight Noelle
>>559400715This is different anon by the wayI stand by your execution
>>559401136Very nice
https://files.catbox.moe/ndgydg.mp3Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: MONSTERS and HUMANS.One day, war broke out between the two races.After a long battle, the humans were victorious.They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell. Many years later...MT. EBOTT201X.Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return.
>>559400715Every Neet in America could be on welfare for 100 years and they wouldn’t be 1% of the damage that illegal immigrants, Indians, and liberal spending has done.
https://files.catbox.moe/mhkq8r.mp3@you - LV 1 - 00:00Continue - Reset
>>559401915holy moly kino alert very nice
>>559401045>>559402271Nta but its not about damaging the economyIt's about being a loooooseeeeeer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0oeBdlhdQUInstallment number N^10 of "this would be a cool opening theme for a Deltarune animated show"
we can dance if we want to
https://files.catbox.moe/h37rn0.mp3* ...?* It seems as if you have come across a tombstone.* (Where is that voice coming from?!)* Hm?* Am I not a voice you recognize?* That is alright.* What is your name?
>>559402334>>559403124Did you make these?
This is making me want to make a game of my own
https://files.catbox.moe/b9lz7x.mp3* Oh...* Er... Howdy, human...* Are you hurt?* That rock must've fell from the ceiling, nearly collapsing on you...* ...* Oh! Forgive me, it has been very long since a human has fell...* My name is ASGORE.
Ashore!
>>559402430It was for person replying to the Neet. I think the NEET should find something they could do. If it’s something creative, I could put them to work. I want to be a director and I need hands.
Woah this is cool! Do go on, anon
https://files.catbox.moe/7pl17m.mp3OLD HOME is full of flowers, contrasting the dullness of the place... )* ( But don't let the colorful area trick you, there are puzzles all over! )
Kris I wish
>>559403552alright sign me up boss what do i have to do, can i be the boom operator
>>559403618
>>559403552I'm not a NEET but if youre offering a side hustle i wont mind
>>559403762
>>559403762>>559403949I need them to push me down and stuff my head right in there so bad
>>559404007you know i'd really like this exact same thing
https://files.catbox.moe/fbqupd.mp3* ..........
>>559404097That slunds like mettaton's theme a littleIs the ruins Dummy Blook and Mad Dummy is gonna ne Mettaton? Then there's gonna be a ruins ghost and the star of the hotlands will be mad dummy in a robot body/mad mew mew?This is fun please keep it up
>>559403621Animated online first. Need a studio after all. I do 3d but i work with 2d>>559403770Sure, this ain’t paid though. Yet. Not until actual income comes in. What are your skills?
https://files.catbox.moe/unbg6u.mp3Uwaa!! So Blossom
>>559401136pretty
https://files.catbox.moe/hjteld.mp3Bad Tension
>>559404328Singing, piano playing, visual arts, character designer, pixel artist, regular artist, writting, script doctor but my most prized skill is counting moneySomething this "job" isn't gonna help me doI'm outta this deal
>>559404510Testicular Tension
the guy who made deltarune is 'appily raping you and your precious time
>>559404592
Toby Fox can't rape a fly
https://files.catbox.moe/8stfpp.JPG* Croak, Croak.. ( I know I look good, no need to stare... )
yall wanna fuck a teenager lmao
I love Deltarune 's first half but it kinda got bogged down by chapter 6 when the alpha kids were introduced.
>>559404836Kris would type this
>>559404892Kris would NOT type y'all. Susie would tho
does fave believe in life after love?
>>559404959Susie would probably type "u" and replace letters with numbers as well
https://files.catbox.moe/ejv6ae.mp3Spirit encounter
>>559404570Sad to lose such a prospective, good luck to ya
>>559404836I only want to fuck 22+ year old Kris.
https://files.catbox.moe/82gn0w.mp3* No matter what happens..* I will do everything I can to protect you.* Please my child...* Wake up...
Goat morning
since kris is the thread bike can I have 18 yr old susie
>>559404097Are these yours or are you like Spotify-kun :(
>>559405507
https://files.catbox.moe/4rf8ea.mp3* ( You smell the sweet scent of warm tea....)* ( You feel right at home..)
https://files.catbox.moe/84rfie.mp3* ( Your eyes doze off as you hear ASGORE read... )
>>559405180YESSSSSS THIS IS GREATSo actually training dummy was mettaton's boring ghost and this is ruins dummy in ghost form?I like the idea of a mad blook
>>559405607licklicklicklicklick
>>559405178SH3 WOULD TYP3 L1K3 TH1S
>>559405180groovy
Susie would have typos and not use many numbers on letters
https://files.catbox.moe/n1nim5.mp3* You try to speak to ASGORE...* ...* But there was nothing to be said.
>>559405920I bet she likes the color red too
https://files.catbox.moe/rgdn5s.mp3NYEH HEH HEH!* THE GOOD OL DOG TRICK!* YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!* AH....* WAIT...* YOU'RE A HUMAN!
>>559405920In the timeline where Susie gets adopted by Toriel and gets her own phone, she pesters Kris non-stop with long indecipherable texts that read like someone's unfinished code
i am batman
https://files.catbox.moe/s4tvxg.mp3* hey bro.* how's human hunting?* WHAT.* WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?* alphys told me to "get serious for once."* so had to start training.* but im already the top MWE champ.* ain't it cool?* ....* I SUPPOSE.* so uh, back to my question?* OH! HUMAN HUNTING, ERR.. YES!* IT'S GOING JUST GREAT!* ...* y'know i can tell when you're lying, right?* I'M NOT LYING!* c'mon bro, i've seen you grow up ever since you were a little babybones.* WELL...* tell ya what, i'm on my break right now, so i won't get on you for it.* HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW?* the human's facing away from me.* i see their back.* ...OH.
>>559406120Why do you think she likes Kris so much. She wants to get a taste of that candy red soul. "WH4T DOES YOUR SOUL T4ST3 L1K3?"
https://files.catbox.moe/8o2pvs.mp3* (Seeing such a big town full of so many differing residents...)* (Cats, Bunnies, Deer, etc.)* (It fills you with Determination.)
>>559406692>Kris, immediately after that text
>gayauslop>homestuckslop>krishomosexuals>pedophilegoteposters
The only reason every character in deltarune doesn't have a typing quirk is because it would make it unreadable as shit. You an tell toby is holding back because he only uses the all upper case and all lower case and "Each Word Has Capitalization" In all reality I think replacing letters is too much work for Susie she would definently be someone who types all lower caps and misspells everything. And ralsei would have proper grammer but also use hella emoticons.
>>559407024>listrot
https://files.catbox.moe/fvhh6r.mp3Uwaa!! So Jolly
>>559407024Oh hey it's Me! I check all the boxes! Do I win a prize.
>>559406282>sunslammerthat threw me for a loop>>559406543>i see their backaudibly chortledgood tunes, musicanon
>>559407185No, you just get disappointed parents.
>>559407234Just insert all the leitmotifs all of them. It's fun
https://files.catbox.moe/eq5na6.mp3* Mushroom dance, Mushroom dance, Whatever could it mean?* It MeAns... TEM MaRrIage!* YaYa! TEM MaRrIage!* It means I now pronounce you as--* ...* One second you lovely couple.* I see someone who's lived a life of sin
>>559407334So I do win!
https://files.catbox.moe/bcw6i7.mp3Mysterious place
>>559406747
https://files.catbox.moe/gyn09d.mp3* There it is.* What? Did you expect anything else?
>>559405483Goat morning!
https://files.catbox.moe/c3pinh.mp3* ( Seeing such a barren forest, with fallen logs and all... )* ( It fills you with Fear. )* ( Oh, and Determination too, I guess. )
https://files.catbox.moe/hui5ej.mp3* Huh? How'd I get all out here?* Don't worry about it, sugar.
>psychotic-but-goofy scientist who did human experiments and dumped his victims in a bunker, forcibly recruits an amnesiac corpse he brought back from the dead, in an obtuse quest to abuse the fuck out of time travel and kill god, all so he can bring back a dead cat.>there's a boss with a song called "break his chains", about a buried king who howls from the depths, yearning to break free and kill everybody>mewgenics started development in 2011/2012 with initial reveal in 2013 and (cancelled) release planned for 2014, which is when toby mentioned the "very very similar" game to deltarune.Goyims I don't feel so good.
https://files.catbox.moe/89tcz8.mp3SANS - 1 ATK 1 DEF* The easiest enemy. Can only deal 1 damage.----* sorry i gotta do this kid.* with the queen not showin' anytime soon...* we monsters have gotten desperate.* a rebellion is on the horizon, and the royal guard might disband...* and if that happens?* i lose my job.* not that i really care, of course.* but i know alphys will.
500 cigarettes
bridal shop mantis monster oc is CUTE!!
https://files.catbox.moe/ullm6m.mp3* you like the place?* i come here all the time, it's great.
>>559408792All of them put out on Asriel by Dess.
Why do the Card Castle elevators have useless fucking doors in them who installed this shit
https://files.catbox.moe/tsye0f.mp3* are you sure you don't want ketchup with that?* are you REALLY sure?* are you super super REALLY sure?
https://files.catbox.moe/9phkev.mp3* so you did want ketchup.* i should've known, i can see a fellow lover from far away
>>559401915No! You're not getting away with it again!https://soundcloud.com/toryfox
>>559409463It's a status symbol, obviously, this way you don't have to turn around to see the light from each floor going through the crack
>>559408989wouldand then id run
https://files.catbox.moe/dptonk.mp3* WELL HUMAN, I JUST HAVE ONE LAST QUESTION TO ASK OF YOU!* ...* HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A TALKING GEM?>>559409889Glad someone knows who this was! Tory fox is my favorite dev!
https://files.catbox.moe/t3ernv.mp3heya alp.* just lettin' ya know theres a kid runnin' around.* i know how scared you can be sometimes but.* this is a real good opportunity.* ...* welp, whatever you choose to do.
https://files.catbox.moe/vpq6jw.mp3RG10: * S-stop right there!RG10: * Don't move an inch!RG09: * Intruder in MAGMADROP.RG09: * That takes guts.RG09: * But won't get you far.
https://files.catbox.moe/j0o4vp.mp3The lava underneath you is heavy, you start to feel dizzy. )* ( With all the coal and mine cart puzzles... )* ( You're starting to feel like a real coal miner! )* ( You're filled with Determination. )
What are all these catbox .mp3s I'm not going to click on?
>>559410089Oh the magic is lost now I thought this was a creative anon but its just some dude
>>559410686500 cigarettes
this is fujo to me
>>559410858wigglytuff is an infinitely badder bitch than that whore will ever be
>>559410749>>559410789Oh it's just some lame thing to ignore, carry on.
>>559410932fujo would eat her for breakfast
can the aufag fuck off already
Which Deltarune character is played by Richard Horvitz?
https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_guardsfast_oggRG: * There! That's the human the captain saw!RG: * Get them!>>559410749people would be more likely to brush these off if they already knew these were just reposts… But I hope this grants more publicity to tory fox! Buy UNDERSWAP on steam! It’s a very good game and it”s only 2 dollars!
can the auuuuuuuuufag fuck off already I'm sick of these wolves waking me up
>>559411107Jevil, he already sounds kinda like Invader Zim
But seeing those moxk ups did make me qanma make my own gameI did small personal stuff before but i never thought of commiting to an actual bigger scale project before
>>559411107Cat family dad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldO5WSq3Zbc
https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_minessoft_ogg* Eh?* A human?* Well, it ain't MY job to capture you, but be careful out there.* The only way out is through this mine.* Hm? Help ya?* Bahaha! I'm on break.* ...* That means no.
>>559411185I would've loved to talk about it from the start cause I like the idea of underswap
https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_heartbeat_ogg* ...* Strange, isn't it?* To watch the life of someone so similar to you...* As if... Both of our hands intertwine until they sync completely.* ...
>>559411107his talent is so wasted on moxxie it makes me SICK
>>559411275Fave's don't have feeling son.They're made of foam latex.
>>559411185You could have posted like, your favorite three tracks and started a conversation instead of an oppressive flood of posts that will make people's eyes glaze over as they go find something else to do today.
666 replies...
>>559411774DESTROY US ALL
>>559411774you fucking ruined it.
>>559410858I gotta replay PMD Sky now
>>559411827Actually it was 665 before my reply I made it 666 >>559411802 made ie 667 and (you) made it 668
Was Clover the actual second rat?
>>559411774SATAN SATAN SATAN SATANsanta
https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_snailsong_oggRiding A Snail Through A Proportionately Large Lava Pool>>559411567I was not looking for a conversation. I simply wanted more people listening. But i suppose i should get straight to the point.https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_robodummy_ogg https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_dummyhouse_ogg https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_dummyfight_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_dummyfight2_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/tobyfox-music/chillhttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_race_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_dogtown_ogg
I love mad dummy and this made mad mewmew seem tolerable and interesting
>>559412030https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_dogshop_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_guardtruetheme_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_guardsboss_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_undynescary_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_undynelab_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_mewmewshow_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox/mus_mewgamble_ogg>>559412190Artigato, anon! Everyone loves the underground’s BIGGEST idol, mew~
i want to write something that will take the pain of existing away
>>559412441Become a beast so you no longer feel the pain of being man.
>>559412578but anon, i am a monster
>>559412748>anon’s ultimatum
>>559412748i am batman
>>559412578CAUGHT HERE IN A FIERY BLAZE
Become a twink so you can feel pain and itching in your asshole.
anything new?
>>559413296omg hi kraut we missed you
>>559413296yeah let me go get your big baby spoons so i can spoonfeed youand your sippy cup and your pacifier for naptime
>>559413469of course you would have that on you.
>>559413583yes I work at /utg/ daycarebe sure to fill out the drop off form and write down how much drool your anon produces
>>559412403https://soundcloud.com/toryfox/sets/underswap-soundtrackHere is the rest of the soundtrack for tory’s game! I hope you take the time to listen to it and i hope you enjoy listening to her music! Please support her other game DARKHEART when it’s first chapter releases!
>>559413801you seem pretty occupied with yourself.don't let me keep you when you have to attend children that are not your own.*cough* cuck *cough*
Is the shilling because youre them?If this is how u shill then you're doing it all wrongYou gotta make it seem natural
>>559414043aren't you the one who cried about a chick you never spoke to getting pregnant to your /pol/ boyfriends
>>559405607I hope for your sake she's a young adult here.
>>559414265do i care for her or her children?
>>559414390shh it's ok your boyfriends have you now.
>>559414043Type of nigga to get mad when schools give children free lunch kekroflmao
>>559414043googoo gaga baby didnt get his naptime yet>knocks you out with ether rag and puts you in your Iron Man crib
>>559414064no haha im just a fan of her games that’s all. but do consider playing underswap it’s a really good game and it’s only 2 dollars
>>559414338Every single one of your posts doesn't have to be a creepy rapist post, you know.
Rape is funny, get over it, also note her blush. she is into it.
>>559405607aislop
>>559414595>angy
i would appreciate if we spoke about deltarune.
>>559414681Your face is funny and so is the fact that your dad rapes dead deer and you repeatedly announced it to the world looking for attention.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544423018/#q544440254https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768
>>559414681>tasquefatty fortnite dancing to his fidget spinner equivalentyes, balding greasy pedophiliac blimp, we get it
fave sticks a fork in the outlet and drinks the funny liquid under the sink
>>559415108>EVERY anon is a woman>EVERY chungus thread personality is a manexplain
>>559415154Krautsie logic:>Kingfag is a man unless she stayed anonymousSchrodinger’s gender
Burping Fave after feeding
>>559415108yeah fair enough>>559415154warcraft before pussification: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_sseanj5lwwarcraft now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soq6g3dL1Ysperhaps it's moreso due the starbucks hair-in-a-knot nu-males of gen Z that can't drink actual coffee and need their faggocini fru-fru injeting their college obtained brainwashing into escapist spaces, and not just women.
Quirk Chungus Fave
>>559408989thank you! i imagine she would enjoy being called cute
>>559415358nice and fat for slaughter
@559415518absolute ESL word salad response
>>559415518You are fatter and dumber looking than the youtube thumbnail in the video, still not taken down, about your sad pathetic life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
the local fat gay retards who eat their own feces are fighting againsaid fave
>kraut is already gone again I'll miss him
>>559415714Anon instead of spamming this post for the 100th time you should simply report his posts, I can assure you that it does a lot more as you can see from the deleted posts above
>"CAN WE TALK ABOUT DELTARUNE PLEAAAAASE?">gets wiped for off-topicKEKAROOOOOOOO
>>559415154kraut has like 2 responses if you disagree with him on something, calling you gay or calling you a woman.they didn't program more.
*flushing sounds*
>>559415563I love the bigass eyes bug stare. adorable! does she have a name?
>>559415993Holding a mirror to his ugly narcissistic face causes him a lot of psychic damage based on how he responds to it.
I wish i was playing chapter 5 right now instead of working.
>>559416109NO STOOOP I DONT WANNA GO DOWN THE TOILET NOOOOOOO PLEASE
>>559416109>>559416273/utg/ themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKlAS-jBcew
>>559415154Women mindfucked him so hard that whenever someone is even slightly negative towards him he immediately assumes you're a woman and screams AIIEEEE WOMEN like a literal broken rape victim
>>559415646My English grade is C1, one below the highest which is for legalese and not something I'd need for my career. your reading comprehension is just shit, you can't even click something properly (my post number)>>559415993I checked ''her'' page recently, of my 7th ex vid is about. she became trans. I'm so awful I can un-women the women kekkerooni.>>559416346GOAT soundtrack, asmongold wiped on this boss. how..... >>559416095you aren't intelligent enough to grasp more in depth explanations than ''I say so'' or ''woman'' I and Kraut give you. we meet the level of person we are talking to.tldr: war on masculinity, the offenders are either women or fake nu-males.
>>559416346Dude I also play mewgenics! can we get married
>BrapGPT babble
>>559416095i don't think its hard to understand my point of view.
>Imposter!Kraut
>>559416658<I was the first to mention it in this general>I'm of a noble family in the netherlands, pretty sure I can wed people due some archaic law. knowing you people I can serve you the world on a silver platter and you find arcane reasosn to hate me. but it's okay, the triumvirate loves you.
>>559416557>My English is C1 Your English is pure shit because you are literally retarded. https://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
MAIL IN YOUR FAVORITE DELTARUNE CHARACTERS TO OUR STUDIO AND YOU COULD WIN A MILLION DOLLARS>cut to hundreds upon hundred of fave shaped packages wiggling in the mail with some still and emitting a rotting smell
>>559415993It's just doomer wanting to be as annoying as him.
>>559417063you really think he's THAT catty?i mean, he's gay, but holy fruit salad.
>>559416979>I was the first to mention it in this generalincorrect, that would be me.
>>559417063it's working, I wouldn't be surprised if he was the same faggot spamming get flushed at temtard
get flushed!*eats a whole can of beans*
you fucking suck /utg/ i hate youre pussy
>>559417063>>559417153He is, here's the tldlr of doomer and I>I join /utg/>He hates me without knowing me>Provokes me to get to him>I write a funny story>Hurts his fee-fees>I stop because I pitied him>Still waiting on my figurative payment on that from himthere been smaller spats but he basically dishes shit out but can't take it. Kraut can collaborate on this claim. He likely enjoys punishment as he never won with either kraut or me, and kraut's harder because I'm a total scatterbrain. Doomer is totally useless and irredeemable, literal definition of a degenerate or wastrel.
*a foul stench fills the room*
>>559417450Get flushed tasqueturd.
>>559417224If that makes you happy, k you were first.
numbersGOD wontasqueshart cried
>>559417561you make me look like an well-adjusted human being.
i am a normal humanhello
>>559417783ten thousand years in The Maze
>>559417685Don't you have a video game to talk about?
My penis aches a bit should I be worried?
soul/kris/vessel/player relationship will be probably weirder than frisk/chara/player realtionship i feel, there are several strange questionsWhat does Kris removing the soul before ch1 means and why they can remove a soul from their body at all?How many souls Kris ever had? Is the soul we play the soul that was inside Kris before the game?What was Gaster's plan for the soul and the vessel before he got hijacked by the second voice?What does the second voice accomplish with the soul being in Kris's body?Why can Kris survive without a soul in their body?Some questions require some speculation but I feel it's pretty likely that Kris has vessel-like qualities that makes them unlikely to be a normal human.
A man posted on /utg/ for 7 years.This is what happened to his penis.
>>559417902if you joe-schmoes could fucking behave, we can do that.
I think the kidney stone is trying to escape idk
>>559417636>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557857454/#557862373>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557103795/#q557123568condescending prick, why can't you just admit you were wrong like an adult rather than a passive aggressive child?
>>559417986So are we talking about yourself, myself, or joe? Which one is a video game kraut?
>>559417561the funniest part is I used that insult on you first, and I got it from a NPC in fallout London that call you toilet in the thickest bri'ish accent. ''Evil cannot create, it can only destroy'' or in your case, steal. Yes, i'd like fries with that. 50 years from now I'd have dozens of written books, and you'd still be serving up the fries while your walls are a gold yellow due all the grease you track home. Then, in your pseudo-philosophical bend you go on to play Prometheus with the fire I and Kraut legitimately wield while lighting up weed for the last time, but decomposition turns grease into methane. In terms you'd understand: ''gas make boom with flame'' Your funeral was attended by no-oneKraut is this accurate enough for a prediction?
Every single threadshitter lacks theory of mind and thinks that if they act smug it somehow makes them look like they’re not visibly seething.
>>559418407I lol'd at that image
>>559417651I don't get it what happened with numbers and tasque?
>>559418407Immensely low IQ post. Somehow lower than the ESL babble right above it.
>>559418205wouldn't bank on it.i repeat myself: can you two please behave?
you take a fave and rub it on another favethen that fave gets real fat
>>559418567all you really need to know is the thread saw both of their penises without anyone asking all other details can be safely ignored
>>559417974I'm not a Jaru-level autist who thinks that the player being a part of the story would completely ruin the game or anything, but it is kinda funny how people gloss over the fact that Carol pretty clearly seems to have an established relationship with the Soul even though we've literally never met her until Chapter 4.
>>559418581put your name back on
>>559418567Tasque doxxned numbers, again, after he refused to participate in a retarded discord failraid. This somehow caused tasque to piss and shit and cry himself in the thread until he announced he was going to refriend numbers.
>>559418680thats pretty hot
>>559418789>>559418789>>559418789Hop on
New breadNew breadNew bread
Whoever started the trend of making dicks the size of tree trunks in R34, I want to kill him with my bare hands
>>559418632sure, I will
>>559418205>the funniest part is I used that insult on you first, and I got it from a NPC in fallout London that call you toilet in the thickest bri'ish accent.>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/520121183/#520133231not sure why you're lying about this and invented this fake backstory but people have been saying get flushed before you even joined the thread retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh8gMvzPw0Ahhhh birds are eating, haha yes even you, crow, being your whoole family so silly ooo my toesies are cold what a fresh morning oh boy oh boy let's check on /utg/ and- wait *streeeeeeeettch* AAAAHHHHhh ok now let's->>559418693*record scratch*