Literally Me Edition>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>558926795
>puck is a pretty lady!
why the fuck did you fucking retards let the general die??!?!?
>>559357687where were you
lmao rip d2g
D2G comes crashing down
>>559357687i wasn't here so i didn't notice it was bump limit
I mean at this point there's like what, 30-50 people that post here? Prob less. We're all getting old now too.
>>559358871The last cold snap killed almost half of us.
>>559355579Playing support in low rank is awful because, most of the time, you have to deal with retarded carries that have either single digit IQ or use 5 year old builds
>>559359342>Play Support in Low Rank>Carry can't last hit and keeps trying to 1v2 while at an level disadvantage>Play Core in Low Rank>Support doesn't ward, blows all their mana for no damage, doesn't deny, doesn't pull or stack, and also tries to 1v2>Play Mid>It's smurfing Invoker
>>559359572Playing Carry is a bit less shitty because, even if your support is a retard, you have the most impact in the game so you have a lot more chances to win if you know what you're doing. Playing Off is fucking horrible since most Pos4 players just do it to get role queue tokens and try to be another carry when they do nothing more than leech XP in lane
>>559358871>30-50its probably 15 at best.Just move to vm already
Lyralei is cute CUTE!! and I'm gonna marry her!
>>559361686i wish fashion wasnt so boring, id love to live in the world where everyone dressed like high fantasy characters
>>559360641you can fuck off anytime
drawfags...
>>559360641whats vm?
>>559363648virtual machine
>>559360641lol damn you really want to put us in the dirt
>>559363648violent masons
>>559361686so beautiful, imagine waking up to a girl like her smiling at you
How fast was /d2g/ in its peak?
>>55936602410 threads an hour
>>559366024It was the fasted thread in vg
>>559133658found some old milkies
If Dondo didnt play Pudge no one would like that faggot character
>>559367945wow I forgot about this girl, used to like looking at her juggs jiggle kek
>Get enough denies in the first few minutes that almost the entire enemy team comes up top to kill us because their carry was whining>We rape them>Slark scales and starts raping us because it's low MMR and nobody knows how to counter SlarkIt's not fair...
>>559367945apparently she was abused by some boyfriend who made her be a camgirl?
Dota 2 is a fun game.
I finally hit crusader
anyone wanna see old memes and dota stuff from 2013-2014? found an old hard drive and recovered it. will post tomorrow if anyone cares
finally hit herald 2 lads, it's only up from here
>>559375653I was Herald 2 and I shame reset my rank. I have 10 months to get better before I inevitably fail and get back to Herald. I just can't figure out a hero/playstyle that clicks coming from League. Though I do like Naga Siren for how different she feels.
how long's it going to be until the next map change? maybe if they get rid of all the stupid shit like twin gates, universal attributes, defender's gates, and hidden behavior scores that affect your matchmaking i'll play again. just kidding!valve ran this game into the ground and its never going to get better. i wish north american people played dota allstars.
>>559375986learn the piss easy heroes like skeleton king until you're at least divine unless youre a high elo rts player or something. the game itself is hard enough, you don't need the hero to be complex for the game to be difficult like babby league. don't main a hero, main a position. master the heroes that are commonly used for that position one at a time. don't spread yourself too thin.
Quartero confuses meAm I a hero? I thought I was the AncientWhy am I choosing a hero and ordering them around if I'm a hero?
>>559377625Presumably the heroes dress themselves with their own clothes before coming onto the battlefield. So the answer is you're both depending on circumstance.Plus, Quartero can't talk to an Ancient without 20 merchants zooming in to clean him out so lore-wise it doesn't work.
>>559377913But he's giving all of his items to me, one person, so I'm not shadow shaman, shadow fiend and axe, i'm just me
>>559377549My dad was a local legend at Starcraft and I actually played this game because I needed to get good at RTS but suck at them but got Plat something in League before I dipped. I'm honestly thinking pos 4 is the closest thing to jungle in League and that + support are broken in that game.
>>559378249Pos 4 is the expected roamer support, yeah, but it's not actually a jungler role. And role expectations can change over time. There is no jungler role in Dota anymore. So you can't expect to play somebody like they're a jungler. The goal is always towers and the Ancient, not creeps and Roshan.
>>559378728>The goal is always towers and the Ancient, not creeps and Roshanhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm...
>>559378728It sucks because I mostly played jungle. Probably because jungle is a poorly designed role that lets you cheese through the game without having to deal with many of the lane mechanics. I'm the only person in my MMR who knows how to ward and roaming around the map is fun so it's probably either pos 3 or pos 4 for me. I honestly can't tell much of the difference outside of one focuses a bit more on farming and the other a bit more on warding.
>play carry>lose most of the time>play support>win most of the time, even with carries picking retard heroes, building retard items, and having to be cat-herded to hit towersWhat should I be taking away from this
>>559379010you sound like a future mirana player to me.
Did anyone make it to level 300? I'm unemployed and I'm not sure if I'll even hit 80 before the event ends.
>>559379501Got to level 63. I want to see Quartero's to the end but I don't got it in me and I'm sadly not unemployed.
>>559379449She looks cool. I would probably hate playing any carry outside of Juggernaut because he plays a bit like Master Yi. Playing carry in League is absolutely miserable and honestly even playing Naga Siren carry feels like mostly farming in the lane + jungle all day until you hit your power spike and don't really have any agency until then.
>>559379098that support players are your enemy
What happened to sexybamboe? I took a break from dota and found out he died years ago when researching old players and people.
>>559379010Offlane's goal (both heroes) is to kill the safelane. Make them miserable, deprive them of farm. At the end of the day, that's what matters. Not "we need tank" or some other bullshit rule pubs came up with. Kill the safelane, even if you have minimal farm (because the safelane is "safe" for a reason).Pos 4 these days is also expected to TP/roam to other lanes and help out in fights, while the pos 3 stays in lane to scrounge up enough for their blink dagger and shit. This is the real reason why so many griefers and useless shitters end up in pos 4 because they're usually playing gankers and shit like Pudge, and Mirana. And also the pve losers who hate the pvp in a pvp game so they want to play shit like Venomancer and fuck off to the jungle ASAP to pretend jungling is still a thing.But for farming, everybody's expected to get as much farm as they can. Don't leave camps untouched unless a core is about to come and take them. Don't let creep waves go unfarmed. If you can't farm creeps, farm heroes.If you really want to stick to the pos 4 role, you can look up how pro players play it. It's not going to be 100% relevant to you in low ranked pubs, but you can see what they focus on and why, and use that to start fucking with the enemy team in lane and after lane. The top 3 I'd suggest right now would be like, 9class (though he's a bit of a memer), Save-, and Crit. Who knows though, maybe you'd end up liking mid better because it's not the same as League's mid but you can solo farm and gank at your leisure (if at all).
Low MMR is a prison planet.
>>559381389play mid and solo carry games bro, get gud
this game is so fucking annoying
>>559381389How?I can't raise my comm score because I can't talk, I can't raise my behaviour score because some faggot gets pissy on my 15th game and mass reports me, this is bullshit.>>559381527It takes me close to 15 minutes just to get a Hard Support game and that's after I Role Que.
>Open Hyper AI updated to accomodate 7.40yaaaaaa!!! :D
>>559381389kek thanks for posting your name uncensored, if I ever see you I am gonna report you.
>>559381389Picking Venomancer in low mmr is like throwing the match on purpose
>>559381389To repeat the advice you got in the previous thread, stop playing ranked. Because you obviously still don't know how to play, and that leads you to losing games and falling deeper into the trench, and also getting reported for it.You said you don't play unranked because "nobody is trying" but there's obviously no difference from your screenshots. You're new. You have a license to fuck around in unranked. Go learn the game first before coming back to ranked.
>>559382000>>559382146Kill yourselves>>559382053Still won the match
my friend put us in a server with 380 ping and q'd ranked
>>559382445>Kill yourselvesI'm telling you this as genuine advice, not because I'm being a condescending dick or anything. The Anon in the previous thread was right. There are like 129 heroes in this game, and you won't know jackshit about all of them until you play 5-10 games on each hero. 1,000 games is a good ballpark. You will suck for a long, long time until you have enough experience. Picking up a MOBA is like picking up 500 tons of homework you didn't ask for. And it's not optional.>Still won the matchLooks to me like Sniper carried the fuck out of your game. Almost 140 deaths in that game and he still managed to only die 6 times. It's a good demonstration of how one person with basic competence can stomp the shit out of sub-2k MMR shitters. Something you can't emulate right now because you are still a newbie with no idea how to play the game. This is why you need to learn and master the basic fundamentals first before even thinking about playing ranked, or "maining" anything. Can you answer the question of why he did so well? When you go back and watch the replay, will you play like he does? Make the same decisions he does? Carry and avoid feeding like he could? You could pussy out and say you're new, you wouldn't know how. And that'd just prove my point. You don't know anything yet. But when will that stop being the case? Will it be in a ranked setting that makes you think going 20 deaths on dagon parasma veno will work? Or will it be in a more controlled, relaxed setting where you'll be allowed to experiment and try shit out so you can learn the ins and outs of the game, and your favourite hero(es)?You say "nobody tries" in unranked, but that's definitely not the case. And the retardation you post from your Herald games is no different than people clowning around in unranked. And people tryhard and bitch you out at all levels in unranked too. But you'll at least get reported less, probably.
>>559383420>Looks to me like Sniper carried the fuck out of your game. Almost 140 deaths in that game and he still managed to only die 6 times.It's like you missed the part where I said that I had to play Carry because OUR Carry fucked off to the Offlane.I died so much because I was busy trying to push out every single fucking lane because everyone was busy fucking around.
heavy drinking fried my brain and now im herald. used to queue with pros in 2014-2018don't booze, it will ruin your dota
>>559383548Your carry picked Jakiro and bought support items. He wasn't confused. He just didn't want to play pos 1. I don't know if it's because that was his plan all along, or because he didn't want to play with a Veno support but it's obvious from your screenshot and description that he wasn't there to carry.But you didn't understand that because you don't know anything about drafting, which comes from still being a newbie who only knows like 10% of the game. A seasoned carry player would see this as a license to go for some meme right-click carry Veno build (or pick a better carry hero depending on pick order) and carry the shit out of the game like Sniper did, instead of spiraling hard at draft because he's mad the Jakiro wasn't going to be a pos 1 right-clicker.>I died so much because [I was solo feeding]You died because you didn't understand how to build your hero, how to play with the vision you had, and how not to overextend.And your excuses skip the questions I asked:>Can you answer the question of why he did so well?>When you go back and watch the replay, will you play like he does?>Make the same decisions he does?>Carry and avoid feeding like he could?These are rhetorical questions, btw, because we both know the answer is that you can't and you don't know how yet. And my point is, there's no shame in playing unranked until you get better and learn this shit. You don't get a medal for skipping the tutorial and playing bottom-tier wood-level ranked ASAP. Nobody's going to clap for you because you speedran calibrating to Herald. What matters is that you learn the game and have fun, and given your rants, you're failing at both right now. Hence, my advice to take a break from ranked.Nobody's crucifying you for being low rank except for the 1k MMR thread bully everybody ignores. 99% of the thread is sub-Immortal talking smack. So get rid of that chip on your shoulder.
>>559384334I'm not reading all that shit.Go back to R*ddit if you want someone to read your essay on how much you love cocks.
>>559384420Thread bully?
>>559384575I just don't want mongoloids talking down to me with backseat gaming advice.
>>559384640are you a big shot ceo or something ?
>>559384842I've been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy and lustI can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback
>>559383420>>559384334Ok fine I read all that shit.Because I felt bad for being an asshole, I'm sorry.
>>559384949sorry to hear that, peace will find you one day anon
>Gaben heard me>it was the enemy's team to have a tard I previously muted>it was a stompFeels empty, man.
>literally diving t4 at level 7 rnwtf why did you guys tell me slark e was bad
>>559370760How do you itemize against slark as a carry?
>>559387267Same way you itemize against a lot of Auto Attack Carries.Stop him from attacking, or just fuck with his abilities.
Buff Hoodwink
Hardest stomp I've seen in a while
>>559387267stuns or damage that will either kill him or make him slam all his panic buttons
>>55938138i just unlocked ranked mode and that looks better than my games. At least you're getting the right number of people in each lane and they're buying items that make sense
>>559385687I always enjoy that when I just had them on my team. It makes me smile knowing every time I kill him that's he's probably having a tard melty towards his team despite it being his fault. The cherry on top is when their team asks us to report him at the end of the match,
the urge to play injoker dragging me back into this shitheap of a game like a heroin craving
Parker is filling in for tundra for wallachia. I don't know what will be more entertaining: tundra crashing and burning due to a Parker meltdown, or Parker being vindicated by thriving and making the SA regions look like the problem.
>>559366024the gulag still fills the catalogue during ti
>>559392578Lol any one of those outcomes will be very entertaining
>>559366024
>log into topgod stream>quietly drawing out his lane while playing a non-meta hero>easily wins the side lanes with a timely ganknothing but smiles there
>>559360118>Playing Off is fucking horrible since most Pos4 players just do it to get role queue tokens and try to be another carry when they do nothing more than leech XP in laneWhich is why being this pos3 allows you to have a great impact on your team performance, and being pos4 allows you to enable them by shitting on enemy carry in lane.
>>559394483>pick meme hero>make meme build>go 10-0 in 10 minutes but fall off at 20 minutes and lose because you played a meme hero with a meme build
>>559395724its a game, the goal is to have fun
cant win with dark seer or beastmaster guysseems like the only offlaners that I can manage to get impact on are the retarded tanky ones like bristle, axe, slardar, centaur, underlord. but their gameplay gets kinda boring afters a while
>>559395724You forgot the part where his supports babysit him since 2min into the game and all other lanes are losing because of that.And that he bitches and flames about his team mates while doing a meme build for youtube
>>559400817youre delusional
>>559401705That's most of his games
>>559401804clips?
>>559401914Watch any of his VoDs
what the hell. this champion is fricking OP!
>>559401968that wasnt what i asked
Is there any way to see how many times you've been matched up with the same or against the same people without going 1 by 1 through match history?
>>559402273yeah theres an option on stratz
>>559383420it's not manly to be scared of rankeds
>>559380792>Offlane's goal (both heroes) is to kill the safelane. Make them miserable, deprive them of farm. At the end of the day, that's what matters. I was only told that pos 3 should be something that can clear camps easily. Even as pos 4 I should probably be taking camps more often.>If you really want to stick to the pos 4 role, you can look up how pro players play it. I'm not really dedicated to any lane. I don't really find anything that clicks. Mid is probably the closest but I'm basically just a Razor one trick who just realized he's fotm and by the time I learn how his csing works he'll be nerfed.
>>559384420>>559384949You sound like you deserve to be in hell irl but Dota hell is the closest we'll get for now.
>>559402005>Offlane's goal (both heroes) is to kill the safelane. Make them miserable, deprive them of farm. At the end of the day, that's what matters. Not "we need tank" or some other bullshit rule pubs came up with. Kill the safelane, even if you have minimal farm (because the safelane is "safe" for a reason).Why do retards still say this? Safelane is more powerful than ever and pos1 and pos5 are stronger early game than ever before. Unless you're up against retards you won't be able to bully the safelane.This hasn't been the case in forever, why do retards still say this?
>>559404000Because shitters are always months or years behind the meta
>>559404000it's the ice path on jakiro lvl 1 autist and his asperger outdated theorycrafting
>>559384640this game man
*ahem* HEY DRAWFAGS!!!can you draw Drow Ranger in rhis pose?thanks!
>>559404646I thought Jakiro was pos 4.
you've been winning too much, here's your 30 min deso pos1 clinkz bro
>>559405163sex
>>559405163>>>/r/
>>559405163Fuck off
Is there a trick to playing melee pos1 that aren't Juggernaut? I keep getting harassed to hell and back and can't even last hit under tower without getting poked nonstop by the enemy off duo.Do I need to perma deliver potions and tangos or something? At least with Jug I can threaten enough with Q that enemy team has to hand me some space and W heals me back to full.I'm mainly trying to play Sven now.
>>559413446Try having a support player. one that breathes through his nose preferably.
>>559400817>>559401804thats how high mmr is played anon you dont get some fucking 15 min laning stage in actual games
Does Lina just fucking suck?Whether it's me or the enemy she gets fed as fuck in lane, makes everyone mad by walking around killing everyone, and then after 20 minutes there's nothing she can do about just getting cc'd and dyingmy axe did nothing all lane and then just randomly started turning her into food despite her being FIVE LEVELS UP
>>559413446Unironically, you are entirely dependent on your support's ability to properly support. I love playing antimage, but I only pick him when I know for sure my support isn't a mouth breather. Also hero match up because a bigger factor so match knowledge is essentially for managing expectations.Sven isn't so bad since he can jungle early, so with heroes like him and Ursa it's mostly about just getting as much last hits as you can before fucking off to the jungle.
>be new>watch dota streamers to learn>they don't say anything for looooong periods of timeJeeze, does this game suck people's souls out or something?
>>559416650euros don't have souls to begin with, canadians are the only concious beings with sapience
>>559405163i could.but i won't.
>pick mars>lane with zeus>lane is going ok, i know we can win this later>miss one lance>muted zeus laughs>whatever>suddenly realize he's stealing creeps from me>does it for quite a while>proceed to feed, destroy wards and quit dota forever, making sure they lose the game as wellIm tired man. Im always forgiving, never shitalk, always give my best, never purposely feed even in bad games. I'm basically a normal person.But this retard broke me. He broke me so hard i quit dota forever. I cant deal with mentally ill faggots like this. Reminds me why i dont play multiplayer games anymore.
>>559413446Naga Siren is fun because she can farm jungle all day and barely even show up to lane if you so wish. The best carries are the ones that function even without a support.
>>559417207>He broke me so hard i quit dota forever.umm sooo same time tomorrow? :D
>>559414687she needs a beefy boy like cent aghs or NS vision to protect her if going the right click routeif caster she just needs to not be the only core who can hit towers
>>559417538such as?
>>559417627not this time, i uninstalled.
>>559417782Okay okay fair enough, the quartero curio thing expires today. New event soon tho! See you in a couple weeks!
>>559417654off-model, boobs too smallgrok, you know what to do
>>559417664I don't play carry so I don't know many examples outside of Ursa and Naga Siren. I heard Luna is a pick smurfs love.
>>559418083Luna SUCKS
>>559418207yeah my cock
>>559418207Rides*
>>559419098my face
>>559405153I'm a very angry person.Until I'm not.
I'm starting to hate playing carryNo matter how much I farm, what I build, who I pick, I'm just permanently behindIt doesn't matter that the lane went well and I didn't die, the enemy carry got 3 kills and is 4 levels up.2 finished lategame items and a phylactery? Nope, you still ccan't fight a support (they're on a mega kill streak and are a higher level than you, despite being a support)I end the game with the most gold on the team, and I never get to fight anybody. I get 6 slotted and I can still only barely eke out 1v1s. I end with MORE GOLD than the guy who won lane and was untouchable and destroyed the game, and I still get fucking destroyed in a right click warI dont fucking understand
>>559416650I don't blame them because I can't talk to anyone while playing the game either, unless it's about in game things.
I love Techies and hate women.
tick tock efferythe lategame encroaches
My Internet started cutting out at around 27 minutes.I still managed to team wipe twice when they sieged.
>>559427386Based anti mage with the sick farm and kill participation??I hope you commended him
>>559427889I tried, but the game ended while I was disconnected so I couldn't commend anybody.
>>559422312Because you are shit at farming.
>>559387448Force doesn't break pounce.
>>559370760You have 50 creeps as fucking midas ogre you dumbass.
>>559427386How do you farm 100 creeps in. 35 minute game.
>>559433420It's a screenshot from the Fandom wiki which everybody knows is vandalised/outdated. There's one Anon who keeps posting screenshots from it even though several people told him it's often wrong/a bad source but he ignores them. Probably one of the doomposting retards who haven't played the game in 10+ years.
>>559433420The Dota Wiki hasn't been updated in months.>>559433543I was a position 5 and I was spending most of my time setting up kills.>>559433913Because I started farming champs.And because my Internet shit out in the last ten minutes so I didn't get a chance to grab more.And because I'm a terrible CSer.
>>559433420retard
>>559434453>monthsThe Fandom wiki is outdated because people stopped using it *YEARS* ago, and moved to Liquipedia: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Main_Page . Whatever's left on the Fandom one is outdated and vandalised. Stop using it as a source for anything.
>>559434852Nah man it's only been months because they updated it with Ringma-Oh my God.
>>559434453>I was a position 5 and I was spending most of my time setting up kills.Doesn't fucking matter? 50 creeps is griefing status.>>559434453You should have 200 creeps around 20 min mark.
>>559435282I can't help but notice that nobody ever points out the fact that my team is usually worse.
>>559436609Nigga I can carry these games 1v9 because if I am 10k above the strongest enemy hero I can pick off anyone and then take objectives.Focus on yourself because your mechanics are trash, your farming is atrocious, your builds are griefing. When you are not above the average skill on a game you are at the mercy of randomness and con flips. If a game ever ends on the feeling of "Man that was close, could ended up either way" you are not gonna climb, you are just doing coin flips.
>>559436940So I'm a little rusty after not playing for months, possibly a year, just give me so time and I'll be back on top.
>There's still no Pos 1 Centaur heroesShame
>>559437886Satyrs are like 20% centaurs.
>>559438074Are there any Satyr Pos 1's?
>>559438125Riki
>>559438456Lame
>>559422312what's your carry pool bro. maybe it's more of a hero pool issue
I can do pullups now lads
Two different guys I played with added me after two different games today. I rejected their adds because I'm scared but deep down it seemed like a good way to make friends on dota to queue with. Both were support players too, they were kinda bad but at least they seemed to try
>>559437886Enchantress!
>>559448185Why did you decline a chance to make a new friend? Two, even
Undying seems like a fun hero to give the enemies cancer withIs he as annoying as they say?
>>559448538I'm just scared. what if I don't perform as well next game and they flame me
>>559448660i wanted to be an undying player 14 years ago and my winrate with him is 30%
>>559448190I thought about it.But I'd like one new one that's a dedicated Pos 1.Maybe a Centaur with a katana in each hand, and one in his mouth.Weeb Centaur.>>559448660You can steal Str from enemy Heroes and summon a Tombstone with an obscene range that summon a hoard of zombies on top of enemies in it's range that do 34 damage per hit.He's quite annoying until you figure out how to build tank buster items.
poor masao5.7k comm score
>>559448660he's built to stomp lane against people who can't burst out the tombstone but he drops off massively after 25 minutes
>>559449424But Mr. Powerpoints said Undying scales into a hypercarry if the game goes late
>>559447924W
>>559449509>undying coredoesnt work crodie
>>559449325He's a 30 year old man btw
>>559450061soon closer to 40
>>559450061based
bump
https://www.twitch.tv/masondota2/clip/FastCrypticReindeerRedCoat-eVSY-oeMKWh3osXM?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=timehow could that happen? does he have cheats?
>>559459894MASOY
>>559459894No no it was was clearly a bug haha nothing suspicious about that!
>>559460226>>559459894>>559452484
>>559460278
>>559459894I don't get it. What makes this maphacks? What's the issue? The fact that he dove the T4s to feed?
>>559461458he zoomed out during the ball lightning past what the game allows you
>>559449509Mr power points fucking explain you know thats not true.
Blue DK is so much better than green and red it's unreal.Why do guides keep pushing green?
Trying to play with a friend but he can't invite me and I can't invite him. I have 11k both scores and he has 7k behavior and he thinks that's the issue. Is it true or is it something else?
>>559463464>>559463649Did you check you didn't block all incoming invites?
>>559463089green kills buildings faster
>>559463827I could join people's invites just fine and I didn't have the thing checked last time. Maybe there's some unknown setting though.
>>559462769He'd say "I never said HYPER carry :)" despite spending the entire undying video going on about him becoming a 4th core with just support items
What's even a hyper carry? A carry that farms for two hours? I've been playing with hyper carries all this time?
>>559468028ask blitz
not even 200 posts in a daybro just move to /vm/ already
>>559468196He just recommended me some mandingo videos...
>>559468551why arent you crying about gw2g
>>559468551
>>559449325average morphling chat log
>>559469680why's she crying?
sex with hoodwink
>>559469680yep this is going into my Marcis folder
When girl Anti-Mage says "I obey" it makes my penis the big penis
deer
death from above
>it's another episode of "the pos 4 wants to play carry">its another episode of "the rubick gets spirit charge">its the first time I've seen "We lose the entire 4v5 teamfight and then the lifestealer was actually waiting in one of them for the past full minute"
>>559472554
>>559474759Impressivebretty nice
Spirit Breaker is really fun. I don't even go tank, just full movement speed.
>>559474813Oh boy another season of "Entire team starts blaming the pos 1 for being behind when the pos 5 is full attack speed afk jungle nature's prophet before the laning phase even ended"
>>559474972lets see anon's battle report
I saw a guide for League players that said Night Stalker plays like Kayn but as a person who one tricked Kayn I don't really understand how.
>>559476289i guess its kinda in and out with the ulti like his e? i dunno yeah its not similar, most aren't at all
>>559476681I thought Night Stalker's E was just a passive buff. It's a shame because if I found someone like Kayn I'd probably reach unranked to Archon in like a month.
Im literally the last person of my entire friend list who plays dota. This game is dead, there is nothing keeping me here really.
>>559477306do u wanna be frens
>>559476909i meant kayn's e is like nightstalkers ulti
>early game goes bad>offlaner openly says he's trying to get the enemy to win faster>afks in fountain>gets an abandon>then abandons for real, so we get to control him>the enemy are retards that can't end>because the supports are griefers that didn't pick actual supports>keep getting caught alone>manage to take 2 roshans, and destroy all our rax>at the cost of getting wiped>we push down mid as 3>they panic run into us 1 by 1>buyback and die again>we take t3, one rax, and go straight for ancient>win>because I went all in on sustainNOT TODAY, GABEN! THE MMR ASSASSIN WAS NOT ENOUGH!Unrelatedly, Oracle pairs very well with Drow.
>>559477841I didn't know that it worked like that actually. I'll test it out and turbo and follow the guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2800361890. I mostly played Shadow Assassin aka Blue Kayn but I'll play with what I got.
>>559478321an assassin hero like void spirit would probably be more interesting
>>559477650we 100% wont be able to play because of regionmy region is dead.
>>559478529Void Spirit does seem close and I like his mobility. I'll explain my play style and it might help a bit finding the right hero.I would roam around the map as Kayn, farm up a bit and try to snag out of position people about 11-15 minutes in. Once I got my form change I'd secure Rift Herald early and shove a lane like crazy. I'd just split push and pick off anybody who tried to 1v1 me, or if multiple people chased me I'd just run away and waste everyone's time. If I went red Kayn it would be very similar but with a bigger emphasis on starting fights.
I was doing pretty well until the game ping spiked, dropped like 80 incoming packets, and then did that thing where the characters don't move but the game is still unfrozen.So I lost several minutes trying to fix that.Turns out the solution was disconnecting and reconnecting.And I for the life of me couldn't remember what the fuck countered armor. (It's Desolator.)So Dragon Knight slapped my shit late game.152 last hits this time.Would've had more if shit didn't glitch.
>>559479920Damnit, I knew Khanda would've worked.IF ONLY I MADE IT THAT FAR!
imagine if the report system worked.
treant protector, the most racist man alive
i dislike ringmaster because he means that he was their attempt at a circus or clown hero and we will never see another
>>559481061I just want them to add a shifty shortstack Jester so I can Jevilmaxx
>>559481514when something good happens to spamton im happybut it should have happened to jevil instead
>>559481514
>>559481864I have a special relationship with Jevil.He made me so fucking angry that something just snapped in my head.And now I love him.
>>559481969its been 8 years and his lines are still burned into my mind. i have confidence that he'll be back and on that day we shall celebrate
>>559482179>"I CAN DO ANYTHING!">*Takes a fucking nap*
>>559422312>I end with MORE GOLD than the guy who won lane and was untouchable and destroyed the gamethats because he played deathmatch and you were using the space created by that guy to farmclearly your decision making on what to do and when is fucking horrible
>>559482305so you would WANT your pos 1 to run AT the guy who's 5 levels up and killing the entire team and NOT to try to get items
I wish I could discuss dota seriously, but literally nobody cares anymore, and reddit is not an option.
>>559479920Bro stick with a hero. Deso lina is not that strong too. Sometimes you gotta accept you can't kill everyone. Like if I am playing Jugg and there is an enchantress I will just accept its not my job to kill her.
>>559479920Bro turn off party queue wtf.
Can you one trick Clinkz or does Valve make that impossible?
>>559483980I'll discuss seriously with you in the morning anonit's time for bed you know
>>559485150You can try but popular picks will get banned frequently. Either because they're on somebody's banlist or because somebody picks them at the same time as you on the enemy team.
>>559485150You can't because the fucking retards at valve think random bans are a good idea.
>>559484194Oh yeah I almost forgot to turn that back off, thanks Anon.>>559484087>You're supposed to play a pool of just 3>No! You're supposed to have a pool of 3 per laneCAN'T ANYBODY MAKE UP THEIR MINDS
>>559485675>>559485793Was really hoping I could because.I just want to shred towers and win. He also looks pretty cool.
>Jakiro ragequit and everyone bailedGOD FUCKING DAMNITAlso fuck Earthshaker.How is it fair that I shit on him the entire laning phase and he still gets to stomp on everyone?This is bullshit.
>>559488478Ok cool, let me just do all that in the .2 seconds I have after he blinks on top of me from the trees.
im looking through my dotabuff and theres 1 game where i went 0-44 with mask of madness and 5 brown boots meepo. this was over a decade ago, i wonder what went wrong that game.
>dota+ says match is all green, 5/5 >requeuei'm not falling for that ever again
dota has always been an interesting game
I can't remember the last time I had a game that wasn't a stomp on either side.
>>559490337That's weird, I have a lot of clutch games that end at 50-60+ minutes, with everyone saving their buybacks and the game ending because the last surviving members of a team didnt notice they ended up outnumbered by buybacks and over commit
>>559422312Maybe you should play with your TEAM, you know, the ones that will enable you to shine because they disable/disrupt the ennemy.Not beating the allegations that carries are retarded.
>>559357172anons, how do I see which heroes counter who with dota plus outside the matches? Is there menu where I can learn?Kind of a newfagis viper a viable hero? Is he good at countering the likes of slark and maybe AM? Or does silver edge/bkb turn you into a ranged creep?
>>559493462You select a heroYou check out his winrate vs other heroes. If his winrate against him is higher than his average winrate, then he's probably countering him some way.Viper is viable, if your target has bkb you just target someone else, he can eliminate a support very quickly.
>>559493697What I meant is outside of a match, like in a library or something
>>559493734have you tried typing "dota 2 hero stats" into a search enginei swear you niggas are as helpless in life as you are ingame
>>559494935they remain helpless since retards like you spoonfeed them
>>559494935>>559495795reported and muted for toxicity
Is there any way to track which match causing your bs drop?I'm suck yes but I never flame people even when they have shit build or off position heroes>t.12k good boy for 7 years and suddenly 11.3k
>>559493462I never got Dota+ so I can't definitively answer but probably, there is no in-client spreadsheet of counters to look at, no. It might be possible to get the info via making a custom lobby game per hero but doing that is most likely too inconvenient for casual perusal.You're better off using the links in the OP. That should've been the first thing you did. They're there for a reason.
>>559496478https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570/?category=Account&tab=MatchPlayerReportIncomingYou did something, don't lie.
Lotus Orb is an awesome item but I wish it reflected the spells without them actually effecting me like when I get Viper ulted it'd be nice if it didn't broke my passives. Or I've been buying it a lot recently against Razor and when he links me it'd be great if I actually got the damage gain and him the loss instead of the interaction making both of us keep our pre-link damage. Buuuuut maybe that would be broken
What the hell
>>559497545So, the scores are updated every 15 games, is that it?
>>559498435yes unless you get overwatched it'll be instant
>>559379501Made it to 40, not interested in the Axe set.
What caused this? I checked my previous ones - 3-5% diff max.
why did they kill halberd no one was even buying that shit
gonna kms
>>559498416What a fucking joke
>>559500607mine got skewed from summer 2025 onwards. spring 2025 when I started playing was the only one with less than 10%
>>559500740easy to abuse and no counterplay is bad design
>>559502480who the fuck in the world was abusing halberd
>>559502516anyone dealing with a right click only hero like pa
Why is mid a bit unpopular theese days? It fell of in like 3rd most popular role.
>>559503519low impact role
>>559503684You are literally in the middle of it all. You have most levels.how?
>>559503768no lane has to travel as far to do anythingcamps are far, other lanes are faryou lose the most by moving anywhere as the enemy mid pushes out wave and it dies to towera sidelane can clear 2-3 camps each wave and even if the the enemy pushes it out while you clear camps its gonna meet another wave before the tower
>>559478039Man I swear 4v5s were a lot easier to salvage back in dota 6.XX DAYS
>>559504668its all about draft
What would you change? The items, especially the 2nd column & neutral slot, always seems awkward to use
>>559504938whats wrong with qwedfrzxcvbn (debatable)add in space/mouse4/5/t/g where possiblestill got hy for shit like scan/glyph
>>559501713are you this guy lmao
>>559505275It's a long story, but basically it's inherited from my WC3 keybind from 15 years ago.
my ursa has kny
>>559504938are your hands on sideways?
>>559505520how did you play wc3 without stop and hold positionalso b is build?
Can I play rikimaru mid or offlane? I don't want to beg for position 1 role.
Centaur shard is pretty greatcentaur really has one if not the best shard + aghs kit
>>559505823it's okay mid vs some heroesi don't really know which though. only one i can remember is puck.
>>559503768It sucks farming jungle camps between waves.
>>559505490kek
>>559504938You should be able to press all 6 slot items easily.>>559505823Mid is fineish. Offlane is full grief. Just don't play like a 1.
Dotards were saying low behavior score games were harder. Imo it's the opposite, it's way easier the lower you go. i'm at my lowest ever and it's stompy
>>559507235but when ur low behavior score everyone else on the team is a griefer so who will carry u???
>>559507235you've seen one side of it
>>559507478Me. Im the main character.
Played against a good tinker last night and he had 4 shitters on his team so they lost but he single handedly was holding the game to almost a 50/50 point. I had bloodthorne and bkb for him but if his teammates were actually or at least tankier we would’ve lost for sure. What are you supposed to do against a good tinker especially if they have a competent team
>>559509843Just lay down and die or hope that your team has one of the like 4 heroes that counter him
>>559504668If those shit for brains picked actual supports, instead of Weaver and Tusk, we could've lost. Instead, they basically had 3 mid players. With predictable results once they got silenced by Drow and locked in place by Oracle.
>>559510169Tusk is the best melee support thoughever
>>559510547Nope, that's Ogre.
>>559510616Oh it's you
you now remember Bear Necessities Lone Druid
>>559505721The default skill shortcuts for heroes was all over the place, some didnt even have one, so there was a fairly popular universal binding setting that had every skills on the 2nd keyboard row, and the first row was for move commands (stop, attack, etc).
Behold the power of the Anti-Mage!*hits you once then blinks away*
>>559511818what are you gonna do about it?
>>559512274I'm gonna go farm a Basher, BKB, uhh maybe an MKB if they have a PA, uhh maybe an Aghanims if I feel like I'm gonna be using Mana Void alot uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh hmmmm and thats probably iti'll be ready in 25-30, don't lose T3s
>>559512403>i'll be ready in 25-30This is a completely reasonable expectation for a late game carry
If Legion Commander is a commander of legions why does her skillset revolve entirely around 1v1 fights
>>559513717She defeats her worthy foes in honorable battle, my dear enemy!!!
how the fuck are enchantress and drow the same person
Marci is so strong that she can punch you while holding four different weapons
post dotards
>>559514828?
you can say anything you want in dota and i think thats beautifulits also beautiful that if you break your items once you get cast down into hell forever i think thats how real life should work where you can say the n word as much as you want but as soon as you prove you dont want to be a functioning society member and dont put your cart back when youre done using it you get sent to a pvp zone
>>559522482nta but her VA
Nice update dotardsOh wait.
>>559524686I still don't get it, is the anon unaware that voice actors can do different voices? Ench and drow aren't even that different
I outlived /d2g/Well it was fun guys. But the game has been dead for what. Like 6 years now? 7? People who couldnt understand how 7.0 killed the game were always brown. Real human beans left the game then and everyone else stopped really caring It's not Dota anymore. So let us remember the rage, the laughs, the intensity, of Dota and /d2g/.RIP. See you in Teyvat.
>>559525812The game isn't dead just because you're bad at it.
>>559509843Pick LC every game and never worry about Tinker ever again
>>559525812stfu PSG
>>559526036Sure thing bro it's just fully sunsetted without battle passes compendiums or anything and doesn't remotely resemble what Dota actually wasYou're here 24/7 for about 7 years now so you probably never got on the internet until thenYou think Dota is your friend. It's literally the only thing in your life. Balkans right?It's been explained to you over and over that the game is sunsetted and all bots and you still post the same broken brain reply like a robotnik every time someone tells you the truth~75-80 IQ evident
>>559526363t. low IQ brown and also low mmr
>>559526363You don't need to sign your posts.
sunset and dota goes back four years in the archiveso here's to another four years of you repeating yourself
>>559512589Thats not late game and AM is not a late game carry.
>>559493462https://howdoiplay.com/?
Once you stop playing dota and realize that every other game gets seasonal updates and roadmaps you realize valve are complete hacks that don't really give a shit about it anymore. Labor of love my ass.
i liked crownfall
>>559528148same
I got tested with a 78 iq and I still like dotka
patchu when
>>559525812>RIP. See you in Teyvat.Would a Genshin collab save the game?
>>559531834Genshin doesn't do collabs so no chance unfortunately
>>559526795i lol'd
>>559531834What character can Dota provide which will attract Asian gachacels into wasting their money?>female (duh)>reasonable identification with an element>strictly human, they can't do monstergirls for some reason
>>559533732.......Wei.She's the perfect blank slate for designers to work with. We can doll her up. I mean, we'd have to. It's one hell of a longshot I admit, but she just might be our best bet.
>>559533732the current arc is about fairies so Mires->couldn't even add Siggy without turning her humanuhhhhhh mmmmmmmm arcana form Wind I guessEasy weapon, easy element, and she's retarded and bubbly like an anime girl
>Play Unranked>Every game is a 1v1 between me and someone on the enemy team who's also carrying their entire team.I was just in a game where our Rubick abandoned for 6 minutes and came back, making the entire game pointless.Our Sniper is 2/5 at 30 minutes.Our Tusk was 0/10/0 at 30 minutes.And I was the only one pushing lanes and taking towers.And I had to leave so I don't even have a score card.
>>559527096He is these days. He holds up much better than many other carries in the late game
>>559533732Venge, WR, Wei, CM, Lina, qop, Luna, mirana. It's not like Dota doesn't have hot chick's, it's just valve refuses to update the base model so making just their base model look decent is looked behind arcana that are just unavailable for no good reason.
>>559536041Here's the score.I was laning against Centaur Mid.
If you buy BKB as PA you're a cuckoldYour job is to get boots, BF, cheap lifesteal, then straight into deso and basher so you can start snowballing and keeping momentum. If you die to shitter backliners before you can kill them it means you're not doing enough damage, bkb just fucks your powerspikes.
>>559536792>Giving people wrong advice because you want to kneecap future PA players because you're a shitterCringe
>>559536792Why would you buy BKB as PA and let them know which one you are
>>559526148She was on his team
>>559536792If you're actually good at PA you join team fights early and pick up enough kills and assists that buying a bkb after deso doesn't slow down your progression.
how come you guys don't say "euthanize" anymore
Dota 2 PowerPoints here, thank you for your continued support!>>559449509>>559462769>>559466854Core =/= hypercarry.
did you know you can just post pugna without advertising your shit
*starts shaking my ass*i like when he poasts pugna
>>559379501
I need to make a youtube channel and avatarfag as naga so she gets more art
>enemy pos 1 picks SF>wreck him in lane>kick him out of the jungle>some times he almost turns a fight with some blink bkb ult shit>but we're several levels above him already so he never gets it off>winI don't know why he's positive winrate on d2pt but thanks for the free wins I guess.
deadlock got a new patch lmao.just give up, dotards.
>>559525812cya tmrw
>>559542912pugna sexo
when will they revert the TB nerf that gimped all of his damage. That was so fucking retarded
>>559545567>one anecdotal evidence against a shitter means the hero is badalright retard
>>559474759
>>559548361Oh I guess I left out the fact that I'm 13-0 against pos 1 SFs right now. That's why I said free wins, plural. Maybe I'm getting lucky, but hey, as long as the wins keep rolling in, I'm not complaining.
>>559548778You're just that good, that's nice!
the top wr% hero that's first pick or ban in brackets where people know how to play the game is le... bad!
>>559548672digustingget that rat outta here
>firstpicks Anti-Mageproblem?
>>559552098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1pSNOF3uI
I have a 500 word essay due at midnight but I wanna play dota wtf do I do???
>>559557370Queue up and start writing. You'll finish 500 words in the 35 minutes it takes to find a game.
>>559533732Currently genshins lore would match up withMiranaCrystal MaidenVenge/Skywrath could be worked in due to being slavs.
>>559556389Beesa, playing the carryI'll do it since these youngins don't even know
Invoker ragequit.
I've never seen a Void Spirit do anything impressiveHe just sorta spawns at the start of the match then halfway through it's like he's erased from the game.Am I missing something here?
>>559560769he can run away very good
>>559560662https://www.opendota.com/matches/8718694566its good you're moving away from ranked to learn
>>559561170Don't patronize me.Besides part of the reason I stopped Ranked for a bit is because I gotta boost my score.
I was graced with the presence of the herald chwn spammer in my unranked match
>>559562303Which one?Was he on your team?Did he win?
>>559562457on my team, we lost
>>559562603Match ID?
>>559448190If impetus was bkb piercing pure damage like WD's ultimate then she could actually work as pos 1.
>>559468028They become the strongest hero on the map when everyone is 6 slotted and the game warps around them.
>>559565119this used to be the case and i loved it so much. wd can eat shit, he doesnt deserve it
>>559553795The old shard should have been a facet so support AM could playable even as a meme (also give him his old aghs back).
>>559561340>don't patronize me>Herald 2>38.52% winrate
>>559566135Blow me
>>5595666101. That's a Normal.2. Dotabuff simply guesses the level of the match based on average rank of non-hidden accountsShadow Demon was Legend 1, dragging you up.
>>559566954And yet, he sucks ass.Does that mean I'm better than him?
fatman is stuck
>>559567075he's at your level
>>559567075He has a substantially better winrate than (you).>>559561340>3k behaviour and 6.5k communication score >barely 300 hoursOh no no no no HAHAHAHAHA
>>559567260So I'm Legend 1?>>559567263Hey SOMEONE has to bring a little culture into this game.
>>559567359for a game surestill averaging herald
>>559567403Normal matchmaking is absolutely wild, and Dotabuff was never meant to handle its... lax approach to skill range.
>>559567521I'm not gonna claim i'm divine cause I got dragged up there
>>559567263>barely 300 hours:(
i'm almost at 100 hours for rankedi'm almost at 5000 behavior
I like how Wraith King is super silly 99% of the time but then he reminds you he's evil when he does a really sinister evil laugh as he's reincarnating or a hard dry "Die, peasant." under his breath
Dotards?
>>559572778lol who is that
>>559575254herald support cuck
please tell me the little colors with the little bars don't mean they're in a party together or somethingplease tell me my 4-stacked team didn't go 9 and 50
>>559578848they don't :^)
>>559578848Each party is labeled I, II, III, or IV
saw my dota bully at the grocery store, was really awkward. he saw me and he smirked and i walked in the other direction
What is it about hitting a certain age and gaining weight? Fuck you, nature. I'm used to not watching what I eat and still being skinny.
>Dota PowerPoints puts out his Arc Warden video and I learn about the dota_player_smart_multiunit_cast true command>Neat>My next All Hero Challenge is for Meepo>Neat>Every guide says to wait until level 18 before you level your ultI'm guessing it's so you don't get repeatedly fucked early, but it's very odd.
>>559580324probably because having no stats and multiple meepos who scale off stats and levels is not a good idea unless you are actually a veteran on that hero.
ok I played support for a chaos knight and he did so badly I was inspired to try him I am currently 7 and 2 having dominated a 2v1 lane, this is even more braindead than wraith kingwe will lose, however, because their kunka is 5/0 with a blademail and they have a PA
>>559580251your body just starts slowing down, and even eating a small surplus of calories adds up, less active too
>>559580441Maybe it's psychological warfare, make them thing that there could be a Meepo anywhere.When really there's just none.
This makes Jesus cry.
I avoided playing him for a long time but the tiny horse man of retard voice is very funsurely he will continue to be fun in the next game that I'm not winning super hard, right?
>>559580324It's probably just a guide for microlets. Every high ranking player that plays meepo levels the ultimate asap
>>559581572>tiny horse man of retard voiceck? if not, i have no clue who this could be
>>559581572Red mist hands typed this post.
Where is the fucking patch
I think it's really really fucking cute that you can search for heroes with their lore name
I want to play dota, but I also dont want to the only loser in my friend list playing dota.and I dislike the lack of progression when every other game has it NOT locked behind a paywall of broken features.
>hit 1200 MMR finally>two impossible games in a row with feeding teammates
>>559580324Does meepo even function without poofs and chain nets
>>559583317>but I also dont want to the only loser in my friend list playing dotaI don't see how being "the only loser in your friends list not playing Dota" is a better alternative.
>Wait 20 minutes to get into an Unranked match on a Friday night>Meepo is banned>I first pick Mid Lina, get to Mid, and some shitskin spic retard using his full legal name with an un-set up Steam profile playing Sniper decides that he's actually Mid, and won't leave. >He proceeds to feed the enemy Bristleback 7 times, making him unbeatable because it's Bristleback in low mmr, and we lose>Our Necrophos invites me to his party 3 times, and then immediately kicks me when I finally join.>Invites me again, does nothing and says nothing>He's waiting for the other 3 retards to answer his invite
Is Nature's Prophet hard? He seems like a hero that is very versatile, very mobile, and doesn't get pick or banned too much but I am told that he's not beginner friendly.
>>559587498you just tp and w people now bwi it takes negative brain
>>559588140>tp and w peopleretard>bwi it takes negative brainnegative brain like you lmao
>>559588809qim kms
Any sites to get unavailable Dota skins? I don't want to get scammed.
>>559587291call me a cuck/beta/whatever.. but i always pick last. I'd rather let a retard have a role than fight him for it.
>>559588809What makes him hard and what's the best way to learn his intricacies?
Well that was abysmal dogshit.No wonder nobody plays this faggot, it's x5 the effort to do what Heroes like CK and PL can do in their sleep.>Oh but the chain stun and you can pull camps and Poof across the mapI don't care, I hate him.
>>559590009he seems pretty straight forward. just right click people and don't get caught out of position because his only escape is slow AF (tp animation)
>>559590131You need game sense and to actually pay attention to the map to get the most use out of him.
>>559557370dont make me remember uniwe'd get like 3-4 weeks for an assignment and i would treat that as time off and play dota for legit 2 weeks straighti've never been that addicted in my life
>>559589171i went to dotagiftx and hooked up with someone and intended to pay him a tf2 key for an aa set but he said paypal only and i was like ok nty and havent tried sincemaybe check your friends list for whaleness and there might be someone there who buys too many lootboxes or something
won a game of dota tonight lads
Marci!Picked!Marci!
>>559590901a guy on my floor got addicted and failed out. thankfully he made it back and then went on to get a good job in engineering
>>559524686>legion commander and winter mommy have the same vathis is way more impressive
>>559537496>phantom ancer
Man. You guys sure do have a lot of CS.Which is really funny, because last I checked, I WAS THE ONLY ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES PUSHING LANES!
Things used to be so much better.
>>559545567>>559548778>bad player picks a popular hero because their meta list says its good>bad player cant play the hero and has no idea what he is supposed to domany such cases
>>559593146I should mention that I played him Mid.I forgot he's a Support now.Because Valve and God hates us.
>>559593535he was a support like a year ago and you are reading up on "meta" from some fucking time chamber
>>559593146Sex with wei
>>559593978Mr Powerpoints wouldn't go on the Internet and tell lies...would he?
>>559594041>from <7 months ago
im so sick of every fucking arc warden being a filthy scripteryou can tell immediately when their trash ass attack animation falls frame perfect on a unit 700 range away
worlds best axeno aghsno shardno refresherheart and a fucking kaya yasha against skadi and rot and vesselgreat job nigger
the invokers in NA servers are fuckin trash wtf
>>559543613holy jesus
wow i love that my nigger sf carry is refusing to buy bkb against tide invoker and then die 4-5 times in a row to cataclysm acting all surprised like he didnt know what was gonna happen every single fucking time
>>559597428also i fucking knew itwho else but fucking noobs pick underlord
patch status
Why do so many gyro players rush agh as a first item? From what I understand, it gives you an extra autoattack every 1.3 seconds, which sounds good, but if you have no other item, it's a shitty autoattack. Doesn't it makes more sense to first get a damage item and maybe a BKB before getting agh?
>>559599227you get tanky tooalso all pros used to do it, but i think they actually stopped
>>559599441I usually get a Maelstrom first on Gyro these days, or even go straight Mjollnir. I never liked the Aghs-first strat personally but after all the nerfs, it's better as a third or fourth item. The lightning procs add to the magic burst damage in early game teamfights IMO.
>>559599680>maelstromokay never get that. it doesn't work on flak cannon.
i want to sex this guy
Wow what a dead thread
>>559600163I'd power xer point if you know what I'm saying.
We back niggas Ace had his agh stolen
>>559600984i cant remember that happen since swindlemelonzz did it
dotards
>>559591023My friends list that plays Dota is pretty small unfortunately. Somewhat casual about it too.
>>559590114do other games attract retards like dota does
>>559590763That's the type of difficulty I enjoy. Map awareness is a key part of mobas and honestly I don't know how people play these games without it. I'll give him a shot.
I like gooning to marci r34
>passive actively griefs the hero What were they thinking with disruptors passive? It's the worst one in the game by far
Vici gaming ran faceless void pos4 with time zone this morning and owned both games. Wonder if it'll catch on
>>559611829>Vicihow long have they been back
>>559611829this might actually be worth trying. arteezy also complained about pos4 time zone void in his pubs, saying he almost lost games when there was one on the other team.>>559612029it's the rebranded team tidebound, but with Xm instead of NothingToSay who have pretty much swapped teams
>>559612173>rebranded team tideboundoh
bros it says NaVi is playing but I don't see dendi or xboct???
>>559613903
>>559599227the standard is baby crit before aghs
>>559599227you don't rush aghs anymore anyhow it's dragon lance, manta then crit or bkb depending on the state of the game
>>559614701That makes a lot more sense, but clearly my teammates havent gotten the memo.
who is really beating this tundra team unless parker implodes again
>>559615448I think parker only freaks out when he's surrounded by SA shitters. Puppey managed to harness him for a while but now he's in the big league with the best of the best
Chinese new year event any day now bros
>>559617890chinese people don't play dota anymore the new gen all moved to mobile games
DK Mid vs Outworld Destroyer.I denied a shit load (for our mmr) of Creeps right in his face fucking up his laning, and Techies spent most of the game just mining their top river outside their base.Somehow went from 0 kills to 7 doing that.So I guess it works.I have a funny clip of me running from half of their team with no health and surviving.
Sange Kaya on axe is pretty good for scaling, now I'm wondering if Kaya Yasha might be the move as well. It's pretty good on Magnus and Dawnbreaker, might be worth a try on axe
>>559611829>>559612173its the usual where time dilation was so garbage for years they kept buffing it over and over until it finally was so op that you would all in on it to break the game
parker SUCKS
>>559620254You get an even faster call and thats it.Battle hunger was nerfed. but before the last change it was pretty OP
>>559620963bzm and 33 played like shit that game
artour playing void pos 4 time zone
Why do I sometimes have 100 ping when playing on EUW and other times 20 ping?
exp should be tied to last hitting again.
>>559635240but it is, get denied, get less xp
I must be really fucking entertaining with how many of my allies sit there watching me fight other people
I am once again asking how the fuck you are even supposed to come back in theory when every enemy being higher level than you gives them free reign to farm every creep wave while you have to take scraps in the jungle
>enemy team winning for 90% of the game>in their overconfidence they don't have for buyback>then they shit their pants on a push>could most definitely stop us if they just waited for each other to respawn while they gave up a set of barracks>they instead go in one at a time because God forbid rax go down and so they immediately lose the game since we pick them off
>>559635821learn to read.
I no longer like Chaos Knight and have learned he is only usable against absolute retards
>>559639561I now like Chaos Knight again
>>559637393>This nigga doesn't know how to stack camps
>my nigger rubick leaves lane to stack triangle constantly>lose the lane because I'm alone>farm the camp just to barely break even with the enemy safe laneI guess the only actual plus was rubick got some gold but I don't think that's worth letting the safe lane free farm
>>559643749there is literally no reason to stack a camp that you could just kill
>>559644220More money and xp my nigga
>>559643956A real offlaner would have wiggled his fingers and gone "ooh solo xp, don't mind if I do" and then double killed the enemy lane
>>559644346Or I get cloned by shadow demon and can't trade
>>559644268You don't get any bonuses for stacking something yourselfthere is literally no difference between waiting 20 seconds to pull a camp out or going in, killing it and killing it againin fact, you could kill the camp, go clear a wave, then come back to the camp respawned, and that would have been a better use of your time than ambling around like a retard trying to go for the smart pro play
>>559644517Really?I thought it gave you extra.Damn.
>>5596442201. if you can't kill that camp yet it is a gift to Future You who can kill it2. if you pass a camp on the way to do something else, ex participate in a push, you may not have time to take it right away but still have time to stack it3. if you stack for somebody else, you are generating FREE gold when they take the stack4. stacking in the early game makes it harder for most opponents to steal camps from youIn conclusion there are many reasons to stack a camp
>>559644587Big Support wants you to think that stacking camps is the most important thing in the game
Armlet Wraith King?
Armlet Kotl, you can heal yourself so the self damage is irrelevant
>>559645149Mr. Powerpoint said not to...
if Lifestealer was literally anything in the world other than a crawling naked zombie man I would probably never play another hero
>>559638574what dont you get retard
Reddit is far more skilled at dota than 4ch*n. You guys suck, LMFAO!
also I'm trans btw
>>559646919lmao no
Where did it all go so wrong?
I tried to deny myself with towers and now I'm going to lose an entire week's worth of behavior grinding for it
>>559649150>deny yourself to towerthis isn't league little bro
>>559648970When none of you cores managed to go above 300 cs.
Why didn't anyone tell me X (twitter) is full of lolicons? What a based site.I didn't even go on there for that. The algorithms just found me.
Here is your support for today
Is support the most popular role right now? It's the only role I never get when farming tokens
>>559650536based newfriend shaman
>haven't played in a while>valve assumes that I must be retarded now so they take away like 2000+ mmr>now in a bracket where nobody knows about tread swapping or how to manipulate tower aggro>trying to teach players about these things results in them getting really madwell ok then.
>>559651072>120 matches>doesn't know what a stun is
>Look at teammates profiles>each have like 50 games>look at opponents profiles>all have like 2000I knew I wasn't the problemI was never the problemThe game is actively fucking with meIt's been fucking with me this entire timeIt actively just wants me to quit because 10 years ago I didn't want to sit trapped at the computer for an hour during a stomp
>pick kotl>mute my entire team>spam the waves with illuminate, stealing and ruining cs from my core>win the lane anyway because of the constant brap spam>mfw seeing the occasional rage ping and desperate attempt to communicate with me
I should just always play carry. What's the point of supporting retards?
>>559653282Have you ever been supported by retards?
I wrote a really long rage post about how sick to death I am of every single time any hero ever appears on the map it's literally always bait with 4 people sitting in bushes waiting to drop 5 ults on you but I pressed escape for whatever reason and now it's gone and Im sad
>>559654498>damn, why aren't my opponents retards and food for my solo ganks?
I have an idea for a passive but it's super situational but also new and interesting I believe, also it's unfinished lolPassive: Whenever a Hero (self or allied or enemy) blinks (QoP's or AM's spells or a blink dagger, I'd also include PA's and Riki's blinks) out or in within a [X] radius, gain stacks of [something]Basically some kind of buff (dunno what) that you get applied whenever someone, including yourself, teleports in the vicinity.Y/n?
>win a fight deep in their jungle at 20:30>leave>fatfinger the TOR-MEN-TOR voice line on our way out instead of Well Played!>teammates spread out because they have no interest in doing Tormentor, most TP bot while I jungle top>spot the enemy supports walk past the creep wave top to go to Tormentor, and then walk back out after seeing it's empty>ping them, and catch them as they're leaving>teammates all pop out of the gate>kill them and take all the T2sI didn't mean to ruse them like that but lmao that was hilarious.
It never occcurred to me that you can't actually use refresher orb on wraith king if your opponents can just stun you for literally the entire time it takes them to beat down 4000 health
>>559654652I also had an idea for an abilityA passive that does stuffThoughts?
>>559655126I understand it's very unfinished, but the novel idea is that it would react to blinks, which is something that hasn't been implemented before. That was the idea I wanted to share.
I really really don't like Ancient Apparition being entropy, inevitability, and the heat death at the end of all things, and NOT an absurdly late game hyper scaling characterMakes no sense
Faceless void exists outside of time so he should start the game 6 slotted
Io shouldn't be able to carry any items
Lina has a vagina so most male heroes wouldn't attack her
>>559656462Lina activates my rape instincts so i would
was it worth?
>play medusa>die if anyone looks at me, using abilities kills myself, enemies hitting me silences me>enemy medusa>can stand there and manfight full statstick wraith king to a standstill even without a skadi to neuter himi dont get it
>>559656462LITERALLY Enchantress
>>559656901It works on girls too though
>>559657706>even girls overcome by their need to eat deer pussylordy lord...
>clockwerk goes 0-11 and starts flaming his laning phase partner in all-chat
>>559658317This is kinda why I'm glad i'm in games where Comm score is so low that no one can type.
>>559658530don't they just write on the minimap instead? lol
>>559658631Even that's blocked off for me.I hope I get a good rank where no one has to talk to play.
If pros and the highest MMR players can't deal with huskar and tinker players, how are low MMR players suppose to?
>>559659241In low MMR the huskar and tinker players are bad
are Naga and Visage like CK where they can be a micro hero but they're actually just a select all units hero?
>safelane pudge>pick IO>bully and win lane and roam around the map getting 20+ kills.Io is fun. I don't care what anyone says.
>i'm 10>no friends>i'm 20>no friends>almost 30>still no friendsi want off this ride
>>559661514do you wanna be frens
>>559660580Not visage
>>559661620/d2g/ is best frens. they tell you like it is
>Huskar Offlane>There's literally no counterplay because he just bursts you under your own tower in 3 attacks at level 1
>>559661989your support's spirit vessel?
>>559662459Don't have one.
>>559661989idk huskar is something that usu does terrible against most of the roster. even without counterpicks he falls off hard mid to late game.
playing huskar has taught me that every single hero in the game can build a blademail and it will be good on them
How the fuck do you sort by score on rule34.xxx? I tried order:score score_asc score:asc nothing works
>>559663390There is no score, you're probably thinking of the furry one
>>559663390score: and then either < or > and the number you wantscore:>1000 shows you only posts with a score of 1000 or higherscore:<1000 shows scores with less than 1000
I managed to make it into their based close to 10 times but I was the only one pushing so Huskar just skilled me to death.Fucking hate Koreans.
>>559665120Here, let ME do all the work, it's fine, don't leave base, ever.How the fuck are you a Midlaner with 0 tower damage?
>>559664323>>559665009>>559663390sort:score
sniff
>>559661514yeah my wife has been on my case about having friends too
are servers fucked? what's with the packet loss?
dark willow is garbage.. holy shit what was valve thinking?
Me and Mirana bullied this Shadow Demon so badly, but it's his own fault for over extending and standing in the open
>>559669887>3 carries>pudge AND miranaholy shit
>Enemy Pudge has 22 flesh heap stacks >My team's Skywrath Mage has 0 kills and 7 last hits
Fun day, I guess.Completely embarrassed myself playing Willow for the first time.
>Win streak with great teams>One game lost, but to no one's fault>Loss streak with a bunch of retards>One miraculous win despite everyone being shit>Win streak with great teamsAnd it repeats over and over again.
>>559669887>>559670523>He waited for level 10 to point a point in Shadow PoisonWHY
>>559674774Don't want to give them wand charges
>>559567263Just woke up and had an epiphany about this kid>solo feeds every game>blames teammates for loss>post a new blog every 20 minutes several hours a day>banned from ranked because of low bs/cs>dindu nuffin rong>named after a dead celeb>have the most retarded of takes because they don't know how to play the game or how any of its mechanics workHe's Peesg Jr.
>>559676435Have you considered that maybe I'm just trolling?
As someone who exclusively played Invoker Quas-Wex in the Offlane, mostly solo. After the jungler role got killed, every "support" Invoker is griefing. Report all those assholes. Even Safe Lane carry Invoker is less of a grief than 3-5 Invoker.Yes, I wish Quas-Wex supportvoker came back. No, he still needs solo exp and/or farm. Every single attempt by IceFrog to make a goldless, dual lane Invoker viable will be abused to shit by pros. Midas nerf didn't help. Koryx facet is a meme. Invoker would need something drastic, like 2 skill points per level, but Exort is kneecapped at 4, maximum. And Aghanim's would grant 2 levels, instead of 1.
>>559676492>"I'm only pretending to be retarded!! d-doesn't count!!"Whoah there, that wasn't a challenge to match him 100%. You can stop now.
>>559676582If I stop the thread dies because none of you faggots post anything of substance.It's just the same 5 posts over and over.
>>559676637Nothing's stopping you from posting like a normal person.All the past posters left because they got sick of the lolcow. Imitating him isn't doing anyone any favours.
>>559677031They left because they were weak.
insane that bulldog gets to react to libtards getting owned content because hes european or whatever and its already over for thembut if mason so much as says a word containing the letter N he gets coaled and account banned and twitch banned and arrested
lol mikoto is so great but damn just goes to show how lorenof is playing like a top 2 mid in the world
>>559660580No. They are both true micro heroes.
>>559676435hey thread bully
>>559674774Shadow Poison is useless on lane
>>559665120>26 deaths>blames otherswtf
very nice of pgl to put numbers on the draft screenwhen they started talking on 18, 24 etcI knew they were picks but not which ones
>>559682441Idk man they still look good and have a stand-in for nightfall.
>>559684764He's our new bnld anon replacement
>>559686539well i didn't vote for him
>no mercedes hero
lowkirkenuinely what am i supposed to watch when mason is offline
>>559692293gorg
>>559692293>lowkirkenuinely???
>>559692982george is streaming """pro""" games i dont wanna ts is so boring
That was the worst roshan in Dota history.
>that mars>that sslmao
heartwarming! martsharthour is streaming so i can stop watching gorpa watch pro games with no players i recognize
>>559697880How do you think dota would play without buybacks?
>>559698473games would end after random kills
>Pos4 nigger buys 0 wards>Have to do all the supporting by myself>Quickly farm a medium camp so I can get my one support item done>pos1 faggot that was farming the large camp next to it furiously ping me and starts crying because I stole his farmMake pos1 games cost 2 tokens, valve, please.
>>559698473games wouldnt last as long and you wouldnt have to need 50k gold advantage to push hg
https://voca.ro/1elAVek98g5W
I always win lane as invoker (sun strike God) but then I turn into a total retard after I take mid tower.how tf do you win games with this hero?
>dogshit WK on team does nothing but farm all game while we go down to nothing but T4 towers>finally comes online>we steal a rosh from the enemy>WK immediately wastes it by diving 1 v 5 solo and we only get some value out of it because the rest of us can get over to the dipshit in time>win a few total teamwipes>me and other guy try pushing mid>WK goes afk jungle farm despite being full build and never helps push>fast forward>we win another fight, only one left is support>me and other guy pushing mid>WK finally realises he needs to take the ancient to win the fucking game and not farming creeps infinitely>joins after we've already dropped the T3 tower>we try to kill the supp quickly but they make it back to the fountain area>enemy team respawning shortly>I ping it>watch as the dipshit WK immediately hard dives in to the outside of their fountain as the enemy are coming back>he gets assblasted and then the rest of the enemy team just chase us down>everybody buys back>WK goes back to infinitely afk farming like an NPC>ignores enemy taking rosh despite us all being up and able to contest>enemy try to push mid>their aegis holder gets caught out and aegis is basically wasted>dipshit WK comes and starts fighting>we're winning the fight>WKs NPC scripting kicks back in and he leaves the in progress teamfight to kill a handful of megacreeps in base when we still have both T4s and fortify up>enemy regain in the fight following this>everybody dies but WK>WK then gets assblasted by whole enemy teamI wish to refund the last hour of my life
>>559687557He found the crown in the gutter and placed it on his head
Is it just me or is Ember just a really shit carry? I've taken the recommendation from you dotards and went spell build instead of phys damage build and he's a semi-carry at best.
>>559704738hes a mid that presses searing chains and vessel and hopes the enemy gamer diesthe cool thing he could do where he stacks 3 battle furies and 3 daedaluses got patched out decades ago
>>559697958>Doesn't watch pro games>Wonders why he doesn't recognize pro players
>>559704738Who the fuck told you to do carry ember this decade?
>>559705448>>559704738best ember build is 5 battlefury 1 daedalus
>>559705603when you find the male G spot can you draw a map to it so the rest of us can partake
>>559684764I did most of the work, so yes.
>>559705721I look at enough gay furry yiff to know where it's at already.
my twitter feed is all lolis. wtf is this website???
>>559705721Usecase for a male G spot?
>>559708329I had a lotta unprotected anal sex but I was always top so I don't think it counts as gay..
>>559708326Is that bad
>>559708748some of them look AI-ish. that's the only bad part. but the posts don't say that they're AI..
>>559708329If futas fuck them hard enough they can get pregnant. But only futas.
>>559704738because he's a mid you dense retard. he's one of the mids with the most built in damage, that's why you just needs brown boots vessel and kaya on him and you're good to go and play the map
I suspect someone train few AI bots in immortal, getting into games with people that have unnatural and not human like dissection making. These bots mostly playing offlane.
I wish mid players in my trench bracket would start picking mid heroes who are built to play the map and don't need too much farm because they have built in damage in their kit instead of the usual suspects like Sniper, necro, Lina and Huskar
I wish there was a tag on e621 for straight guys having gay sex.
>>559709632I saw mid CK yesterday. He did pretty good.
Name the hero you think has the lowest skill ceiling in the entire game and only braindead room temperature IQ people pick themI'll mention threeDrow RangerLinaDragon Knight
>>559710951Slark
>>559710951You're really going to put in two heroes that get ass-fucked for even being slightly out of position?Drow is not what you described.
Maybe the pros are onto something and boots of bearing on most offlaners might be the play
>manage to drag a team of hard feeding worthless fucking scrotebags to victory over an hour solely because I picked dusa>dealt over 100k damage>dipshit team kept hard throwing at every possible chance>"core" kunkka stealing whole waves when it is already apparent I am the win condition and the only one shitting out respectable damage>support treant stealing jungle camps to shitbuild>pic relPyrrhic victory
>>559711658>Drow has to position herself to be good>like every other hero in the gameyeah takes a whole lot of skill to do that, I never have to position myself when playing any other hero.
>>559710951wd warlock
>>559712431slark literally doesn't have to give a shit about position off of cooldowns. his q debuffs and his r makes him untargetable.
>use the wrong cleaner on my mouse>broke down the top layer of rubber into a sticky substance>now constantly feels like I'm touching cumtime for a new mouse i guess
>>559710951Lmao herald
why are ranked games so one sided
>>559718810it's all in your head. if you start a game thinking you're going to lose than you probably will.
>>559710951I don't know about lowest skill ceiling but the ones on my banlist are the braindead room temperature IQ picks:- Undying- Pudge- Mirana- Venomancer- Dividends Alchemist
Why do you continue to cling to this sinking ship of a game when Deadlock is so obviously the future?
>>559725831I like my icefrog here, and not over there
I'm willing to believe Beastmaster is broken like every high MMR person says but I played against 5 offlane beastmaster this weekend alone and all of them had 0 impact and sucked. Maybe that's just the trench
>>559727324Your Icefrog literally isn't here anymore and hasn't been for years.
>>559728276Right now, in essence, he's a greedy snowballing STR carry. He relies on being too fat and his zoo being too big to kill, and also having a deathball to rotate taking damage with. So in a coordinated group, he will walk down the lane and bulldoze everything in his path because nothing short of an Echo Slam will stop him. He's like a PL sidegrade.In shit pubs, he ain't gonna do shit because they'll play him like some ebin 1-man manfighter or sacrificial lamb. Pros do that too so you'll see them pick BM, farm for 40 minutes, and still lose because he's not doing shit to anyone because he missed his window of usefulness already.
My favourite colour is red.What hero is for me?
>>559730656Axe
Is it ever explained in any lore anywhere at all why being cursed with immortality and thinking he's possessed by a wizard gives Lifestealer the ability to absorb the life essence of other beings
>>559731157isnt he technically the wizard? if his magic was super strong that would explain why it persists even in his new form, however diminished
>>559732370>isnt he technically the wizard?there was a thief called Naix who was cursed with immortality so that his sentence could be foreverA wizard was thrown in his same cellThe wizard used evil magic to possess Naix which is LS's ultNaix was insane, which made the wizard go so insane he either experienced ego death and stopped existing or made him just as insane as Naixand now he's the lifestealer for some reasonThe random-ass jumping inside other beings that has literally nothing whatsoever to do with the rest of his kit is actually explained in his lore, but not the thing he's named after and what every single other thing in his kit is about.
>>559731157Life-stealing wizard tried to lifesteal Lifestealer but he got sucked into Lifestealer instead. That's where the lifestealing comes from.
>>559732905where does it say the wizard lifestole?
>>559650536I was actually reported for this btw
>>559733326>Seeing a perfect vessel for his plans, the wizard wove a spell of Infestation and cast his life-force into N'aix's body, intending to compel N'aix to sacrifice itself in a frenzy of violence while the mage returned to his body and crept away unnoticed. Instead, the wizard found his mind caught in a vortex of madness so powerful that it swept away his plans and shattered his will.It's pretty clearcut.
>>559704520Probably a SEAmonkey.I hear that everyone just farms in SEA games.
>>559710951>>559724207Earthshaker.He's picked by braindead retards and yet it still able to carry games because he's broken.
>>559732838I assumed he just crawled inside of people like Gaia from Baki.Except through a hole he carves into their chest instead of crawling up their asshole.
>>559734186Thats literally infest and nothing else you absolute scumfuck retardGenuinely how are you this stupid
>>559703998Explode heroes who are lone with combo?
>>559735212Lifesteal is just reverse Infest. Stop being so pointlessly argumentative.
>>559710951Ursa. Sven.
>>559710951Wraiths, the people agree your King is galaxy brain
no disrespect to the deadlock bajs, but why do they think their game is gonna be bigger than dota? sure their general is faster, but that's only because the game is more interesting to talk about then actually plays.Dota is fun to play but not so fun to talk about it.
why are all my menus constantly scrolling downIt's not doing it in anything else
>>559738148Because those are closed beta numbers, idiot.
>>559738225>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""closed"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" >"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""beta""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>559738225Anyone that wants to play deadlock already is playing it. There's nothing closed about it.
>>559738429>>559738460Show your installations and hours, then.
>>55973848799 min deadlock7.1k hrs dota
>>559738487>>559738487
What makes Razor so fucking broken right now
>>559740784gold is a great conductor
>>559738487this you? https://www.twitch.tv/vlonehoodthug/clip/AbstemiousAliveJamPermaSmug-zGsdIMYxU7YkreSK
>picks a support hero>buys support items>goes for every single cs>to buy support items>feeds>blames the carry for being behindI don't get this meme
>>559741526LOL if he was winning he wouldnt have crashed out but losing on top of your sister complaining to you then on top of that she slap the shit out of you while on stream
What's the point of levelling fiend's gate after 1? It's literally 100>95>90s cd, nothing else scales with level. Same duration, same mana cost, same teleport time.
>>559738225Closed Alpha actually.
>>559741526hot
>see opponent play AA>He can just put that snow thing down and completely zone me off of every wave for free forever? that's so broken!Let me guess, I'm going to pick him, and the enemy lane is going to be double ranged and he's going to be worthless?
>>559741526give all women to black people. literally not worth dealing with any of them.
>>559742095Damage reduction from his innate
50 minutes and 0 MKB or silver edge vs PAWhy can't I play against people like this
>>559738225lol
>>559733445who even are you in that screenshot
>>559748760the anti-mage babysitting the shaman
What if Ancient Apparition walked like Shadow Fiend?
>>559749294
>10+ min queuesI sleep
>>559751638>us west
>>559751638This game is fucking dead.
>>559752067>>559752863I might just go play DayZ or something
>>559751638lmao brother no one plays dota in the us, eu servers are your best bet but goodluck playing on 200ms
looks like the thread bully has taken a break
>Lina Shadow Blade>Spirit Breaker Moon Shard>Juggernaut Bloodthorn>Venomancer Skadiliterally every single enemy is meme building and we're getting destroyed
>>559754220>Bloodthorn on an AGI carry>meme buildAnon pls
>>559754365famous orchid malevolence buyer juggernaut
>>559754441>regen>attack buffs>good active>builds naturally with more stats that juggs wants lateorchid has been a great buy on him for years
I see less Iranians in my games these days
the queue for the game took longer than the actual game
dota is dying and /d2g/ is deadcya guys next TI, the only time people actually post
>>559756465source 2 will fix it
>>559756630we are already in source 2 bro...the early shitty version game.
restore negrobook to its former glory
>>559654652A blink counter sounds fun. And with enough counter would reverse all blinks the last 3 seconds?
>>559654652Movement speed
the CK gangbang circle will never not look hilarious
>do best on my team in a stomp>everyone commends me>the standout when my team stomps>only my support commends menyoticing...
are guild sounds broken? i cant fucking put them on for some reason
>>559758501like i cant see them in the available options just the crownfall and gaben ones, i NEED the "there is nothing that can stop this man" on my shit bros, wtf is this
>play a chill turbo game and pick sven>rando picks io to pair with meCome on man, I don't need this
bwos is chaos knight a low mmr easy counter retard stomp heroon other heroes i just kind of exist and contribute but he's the first time where i've actually popped off and been the deciding factor in matches
>>559758879what's the issue
>>559758501Having the same problem hereCan't see the guild voice lines any1 know the solution to this?
>>559758501It's a bug. Lots of reports of the same thing. You will probably have to wait until Valve comes back to work on Monday.
>>559758501>not even this shit works anymorelmaowhat a sad fucking game, completely abandoned. they expect you to pay for fucking audios too.
Why does sound always go out on linux and i have to relaunch dota to get it back?/
>>559760410works on my machine
>>559760410Audio sucks on Loonix
>WK in my lane would rather die than use his stunherald is weird.
>>559760701maybe he was saving the mana for his ult and then he was broken by a hill troll berserker at the last second
>>559761217why wouldn't bro just cast it then?
>>559761354theLASTsecond
>>559761217>>559761354he was level 4. did they change WK ult?
Why in the fucking world does Spectral Blade have 30% usage and almost identical stats to Bone Guard
>>559759201>>559759348>>559760119what a fucking joke fucking voicelines man theyre just voicelines valve! zzzzzzzz
Why is Arc Warden's pronoun "self"
>>559763950>zet is the self>and the self is zet
okay, I looked at the rule 34 stuff... why do half of the female heroes have 2 foot penises?
>win game>got like 3 ultra kills, and went like 20-5>open the replay to make some clips for my ebin frag montage>teamfight #1>carry would initiate on a target, and get them low by himself>I swoop in 2 seconds after he started and steal the kill with one hit>he moves onto the next target while I run off to salve myself>he gets them low>I swoop in and steal the last hit again>run off in the wrong direction to look for kill #3>carry finds them first and gets them low>I swoop in and steal the last hit>repeat again for #4>support takes the kill for #5 so I never get the rampage, not that I deserved one>same shit for the other teamfights>close replay because there's nothing interesting and I look like a faggot in each fightDamn, I feel bad.Dude never complained or anything so I had no idea I was cucking him that hard. And I thought I was being a good team player...
>>559751638Try playing at white people hours
It took me 900 hours to learn that Glimmer Cape can be used while channeling.
how do people get farmed on core largo? isnt frogstomp the only thing he has to farm?
How does Alchemist's Ogre feel knowing that he will die fighting for the Keen? Even Healing Salve cost is off the chart now.
Will Deadlock become as popular as Dota2 or Csgo at their peak?
>>559774506no
On non agi heroes is it more damage to stay on primary attribute or agi? So things like DK or Muerta or BB.
Patch when
>got low prio as an ausfagIt's actually over.
>>559775627DPS calculations depend on the BAT value of a hero's attack so it's a big "it depends" depending on the hero in question, and it will change based on level and stats over time.
>>559778609just imagine what kind of level of griefing you would need to get low prio in aussieland
>>559779610To be fair, it could've just been bad internet.Well, he can always queue into SEA. He has a chance to get out eventually.
>>559760701>why do people play like shit in the shitter bracket
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