# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>559063137
First for sibling sex!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EmhqVPXOKo4
Ashley = #1
insomnia hours
>>559379210>prison sisconDo not utter this phrase again. Being a siscon is not an affliction of the same sort of psychological phenomena as "prison gay" individuals. You don't become a siscon; you are born one. Being a siscon is normal and healthy, and that somebody should be a siscon is a sign from the heavens that they have been chosen for a noble mission. We are fighting a WAR, do you understand that?
۷۲ خواهر وعده داده شده در بهشت پس از مرگ در فنلاند، تقدیم به همه کسانی که با شیاطین بزرگ عاشقان مادر میجنگند
>>559379128Ashley =/= #1
>>559379915Alhamdulillah
>>559379915Mishallah, so true oomfie
>>559379915
>>559379915انشاءالله
>>559379730If getting an NBR girlfriend would make anon stop being attracted to her he isn't a real one. Sisters deserve a higher caliber of brother than one who pines for her because he's starved for affection and she's the only same-age woman in his life
>>559378886
>>559380921>ashley sextrue
>>559380921>Andy shave balls
>>559380921>femanon demon chubbydeep
While we're on the topic of Islam, it's surreal just how much the Western cultural image of Islam has changed over the past 50 years. Though I'm sure Balkan and Spanish people have always hated Muslims, the West in general considered Muslims a civilised people prior to the political Islam of the late 20th century onwards: Bedouins, the Arabian Nights, brilliant mathematicians, talented artists, honorable swordsmen, and many sophisticated empires like god damn Persia. And before 9/11 you had games like Soul Reaver and Prince of Persia which wore the Middle East on their sleeves. Call it orientalism, but I feel a bit nostalgic for the idea that we once had a neighbouring civilsation whom we respected. Or maybe the whole terrorist shift hits me more as an Aussie because we grew up understanding the Ottomans to be the most valiant enemies we ever fought.
>>559380921>feminine self-esteem entirely fantasiesThis thing has to be sentient.
>>559381390It's like India. Public thought they were a deeply mysterious & exotic country with spices and perfume until the world advanced technologically. Through tourism & cameras we really saw what was going on inside. It was shit. Because the loss of the war, now they're coming to us despite past alliances which goes to show the respect they have for white people. Though this should've already been apparent after the destruction of egypt.
>>559380921South America on suicide watch
>>559381747There's no way Lawrence-sama lied to us!
>>559380921>used brothers already>femanon demon>motherfuckers wonder
husbandrew
>>559380921nemlei learn
>>559380921>black woke tits
>>559380921>man cute rapeThings have to be this way.
>>559381973>huspandrew
https://x.com/i/status/2029399231413301339
>>559380921>retarded world continueSentient.
>>559382072I want some woke tits in my mouth
>>559382168Nigga those would be mtf tits.
>>559381390No offense, but that was at best indifference to a reality in where the Islamic world what so weak that it posed no threat to the west. The Russians took over the central asian city states like Bhukara, The French colonized Algeria, The Ottomans were getting pared by Italy and the Balkans before and after WWI. And Sykes Picot and the betrayal of the Arabs occurred because of how little Mohammedans were respected. Much of that orientalism was because of how little of a threat Muslims were. The threat arose when they couldn't contain the worst elements of their societies comitting terror attacks abroad, an indictment of how weak most Muslim states still are, not even being the main threat themselves like Russia or China. Iranian architecture is still S tier tho.
>>559380921>man cute rape times>general jane style posts>regular without JuliusWord cloud prefers the Julian AU to the Julius AU...
>>559382072>You my f.o.r. brother! I-I mean like, you're my actual brother. Not us both being black.
>>559382602>f.o.r.Forgive me for being Australian, but is this a negroism I'm unfamiliar with?
>>559378886I want to fuck my sister and I want her to look like this.
>>559382303Imagine how bad Andrea smells
Reminder to all þiu fags that they are Haram and must reject their sinful ways lest we throw them from the third floor of their apartments. Also don't forget to follow Ramadan.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GaSwPnsTFY4&p
>ANDYYYYYYYYYY>STOP WATCHING THAT CARTOON ABOUT THE ROBOTS AND THE ANGELS
>>559383132>zutted
True brexit geezerhttps://x.com/i/status/2029297292935827821
>>559383217
>>559383268>Believes every convenient lie shat into his face.
i want to see my childhood friend fuck his sister
>>559380921>renee balding
>>559383410Stop mocking us, our lives are hell enough..
>>559383462>>559383217
>>559383217>It's an ani-mey, you dunce.
>>559382158lmao
>>559383815
>>559383932>>559383958
Inshallah!
>Euro hours are dead until the topic switches to Islamabsolute KEKKKKKKKK
>>559380921>black woke female wants europeans
Enough the Islam shit, /calg/ belongs to Nemleistianity
>>559384145Islam is a meme and politics is satire
>>559380921>hot sibling hateWhat does that mean?
>>559384779Sweaty aggressive unprotected animalistic sibling hatefucking
>>559380921>women brother always person sexual
>>559380921>older seeing wear dress potOlder sibling seeing Julian wearing a dress and then giving him POT?
>>559385625Word cloud seems really into Jane and Julian today.
https://files.catbox.moe/vrwk95.jpg
>>559384779It means despising your sister and thinking she is an ungrateful bitch, yet you still think about her every single day and realize how much you need her. You need her like air. Without her you feel like you will suffocate and die. This tension makes you angry, frustrated, and sometimes even insane. You physically feel pain in your brain and it hurts like a motherfucker.
>>559386084Is there sex involved?
>>559386107It depends on how close you are to your sister, you can always wank the frustration away or, y’know, rape her.
>>559384779your hot sibling hates you
Uh... I think I left the oven on
I'm not the only one who's loved this sibling incest song right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ52COM60JI
>>559386512OK no seriously, what did Nemlei mean by this?
>>559386596I wouldn't worry about it.
>>559386909>I wouldn't worry about it.
>>559386596Andrew, it's not possible. The numbers just dont make sense. To bake 6 million oat cookies I would need 15 overs running 24/7 for 45 years.
>>559383089>female smokermy penis is big penis
What are the chance we get a scene where Andrew brutally and maliciously rapes a resisting Ashley?
>>559387296Never, there will never be explicit NSFW scenes. Right from the cat's mouth.
>>559387371We don't need to SEE the nudity. It can just cut to black like all the other sex scenes.
>>559387296Very low. We know what Andrew does when Ashley drives him over the edge, he just fucking butchers her with his cleaver and then kills himself. I can't think of anything that could be different in another route to make him rape instead of kill her, and she doesn't give in.
>>559380921>deserves decayDamn...
I want a route where they end up happy together.
>>559387965This will be the "Good" Decay Ending and the "Bad" Burial Ending.
>>559380921>The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
>>559388095kek. That's just real life
Kit9's gonna scramble the filenames again when Episode 4 comes out, isn't he?
>>559389771Ep4 will ship with Denuvo
Brothers are so fucking terrible these days..
April devlog. This time. 100%.
>>559378886>>559353217That may be a case of nurture against nature but I agree the schemer genes were pretty strong in every single Ptolemy of note. I mean, Ptolemy Keraunos, Philadelphos and Arsinoe II weren't even inbred.>>559351891My imouto is squishy and cute, but I'd also consider myself an oneefag. Also, my sister is shaped a bit like >>559379238 (I don't have a more realistic pic) and I think that has irreversibly shaped my taste in women.
>>559391617>my sister is shaped a bit like >>559379238When are you yanking her by the hips and plapping her?
>>559391617The ptolemies were insane from the start.inbreeding only magnifies what's there, you still need some way to remove the bad
>>559392325>you still need some way to remove the badabort the retarded babies
>>559392738We're talking about the psychopathy
>>559392738You know that some harmful recessive traits and genetic issues can remain hidden and escape prenatal detection?
>>559393645Natural selection will make it less likely for such people to pass on their genetics
>>559392738They didn't even had that many retarded babies, Cleopatra had a fair claim at being the most inbred person of the era and everyone agreed about how cunning and charismatic she was. Her brothers by all accounts were at least midwits.>>559392115Never because even memories of her touch are precious treasures, fading from my memory.>>559392325The high pressure of the Ptolemaic court ensured the outright crazy ones were either killed or exiled, and their only physical defect, the nose, was so mild no one cared about it. Sadly that's hard to replicate irl, even in modern times.
>>559393739>fading from my memoryWell unfade them by clapping her asscheeks!
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard ANAL correction!
>>559387503Yea there's not a scenario in which she ever resists where it would make sense
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it when I saw her carrying those long cylindrical packages into her room! I found the receipt in the trash to confirm it. My sister bought aluminum tubes! Do I need to tell you what you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM!
>>559396384>Do I need to tell you what you can do with an aluminum tube?Yes actually. Does it involve your sister?
>>559396384aluminium*
>>559396384>Do I need to tell you what you can do with an aluminum tubeCum in it?
>>559383594The past participle of "shit" is "shitten".
>>559396384Do I need to tell you what you can do with an aluminum tube?Yes please
>>559386586This should be the national anthem
>Ashley has BPD this, Ashley has BPD thatWhy doesn't anyone entertain the possibility that Andrew has BPD? He's a straight up manipulator despite not really grasping boundaries and has mood swings every 5 seconds. He is literally just a fucking woman.
>>559397795That's what makes Girldrew so hot
>>559396384>Do I need to tell you what you can do with an aluminum tube?Genuinely what did he mean by this
>>559397795You're wrong. He actually knows social boundaries quite well, otherwise he wouldn't be able to manipulate Julia for years and keep up his social facade.
>>559379730I kinda like the phrase "prison siscon". I guarantee you that there are a fair few anons ITT who want to fuck their sister purely because she is the only woman roughly their age that they have regular contact with
>>559398658Julia was a doormat
>>559385916Nice, I fucking love sluts and whores
>>559399292And how does this contradict what I said earlier?
Julia is CUTE and I loved this image from the end of last thread. Where does it come from?
>>559399693Andrew manipulating Julia doesn't really prove that he's a talented manipulator, because a wet rag could have manipulated her.
>>559399839No, I disagree, and what you said just proves my point. Andrew saw her as just a means to an end. He coldly calculated that he could use her as a meat shield to deflect incest accusations. Someone with BPD wouldn’t do this. Andrew has sociopathic tendencies, which contradicts what you said about him having mood swings every five seconds.
>>559400712But Andrew DOES have mood swings every five seconds, so I don't think he's strictly sociopathic. Just a misanthropic BPD demon.
>>559320620Shit. I'm so sorry, anon...It's okay if you don't want to talk about it, but do you have any idea what caused her meltdown?
>>559399721>Where does it come from?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpQWBaCx41c
Did dishes-kun end up shaving his head?
>>559401303No, I got distracted again. But I'll do it tomorrow totally for sure this time
>>559401467So dishes-kun IS the skinhead! Don't you think that after all you've put your sister through, that you should listen to her hair advice?
>>559400759Does he? Did we play the same game? For most of the game he seemed kind of eccentric and rather detached to me.
>>559401542Ashley calls Andrew out for flipflopping and indecisiveness
>>559401467>No, I got distracted againAnon, the universe has been throwing distractions at you so that you don't do a mistake before it's too late!Have you tried actually asking your sister for advice on what to do with your hair? Your argument was just "eh, she'll just say I should let it grow and that's it", but why not ask for specifics? "I don't like how it looks when I let it grow, how do I make it look better? How would you have me style it and not look stupid? What to do about the bald spot?"Also,>>559319996>Anon, it's been like 2 yearsIt's been 1.5 months since you were throwing a tantrum over how much you hate her!
I already miss the vacation I took
>>559401467Get a samurai haircut. Get your sister to shave the top and grow out the rest. Also make sure your sister calls you ani-ue.
I think my coworker might support delphism. I remember last year he was reaching inside the dishwasher, and he said "Don't worry, I won't get stuck. That's what stepsisters are for". Then a few weeks ago I was telling him about how two of my cousins were previously married, and he asked me "Wait, is that legal?". When I explained that cousins can get married, his instinctive followup was "But not siblings". Not "But not other relatives"; specifically about siblings. He's also an only child.
My older sister is insecure about her age, but I think she's cute. She was saying how she has lines around her mouth, but I didn't even notice and I still think she's cute. She's so amazing, I don't understand why she won't agree that she's cute.
>>559403081
>>559403584>I don't understand why she won't agree that she's cute.Refer to: >>559381610
>>559403623Needless to say but I will not be jerking his cock.
>>559402278>Anon, the universe has been throwing distractions at you so that you don't do a mistake before it's too late!No, I'm just very easily distracted>Have you tried actually asking your sister for adviceSometimes in life a man has to make his own decisions. Not because they are easy, but because they are hard>>559402535Now THIS is a real answer. I just need to throw out all her clothes and replace them with kimono
>>559404118Sometimes in life a man has to kiss his sister. Not because it is easy, but because he is hard.
>>559403584You shouldn't merely tell her that she is cute, you need to reinforce this feeling by hugging her and buying or cooking her treats!
>>559404405Sometimes in life, a man has to fuck his sister. Not because she wants to, but because he is hard.
>>559404595I do that! I'm a cuddlebug and I like giving her food but she still won't believe she's cute.
>>559404798There is still one step you are missing, then!
>>559403584I wish I had an older sister who I could awkwardly attempt to cheer up but I do a bad job at it because I can't find the right words yet she giggles anyway because she can tell I'm trying hard and who also used to make me wear her clothes when I was a kidYou're so lucky, anon
Maybe if i had a sister there would be a chance a woman would love me
>>559404118>Sometimes in life a man has to make his own decisions. Not because they are easy, but because they are hardYou're one to talk! When will you be a man enough to make the hard decision of asking your sister to watch TV together?
>>559405010I sometimes have dreams about giving her head...
>>559405705Don't let your dreams be just dreams!
>>559406127Please don't do this to me. I already daydream about eating her pussy whenever I have pasta.
>>559406915Why the fuck does pasta make you horny?
>>559406915>>559407135I'm reminded of a Delphic classic:
>>559405541>You're one to talk! When will you be a man enough to make the hard decision of asking your sister to watch TV together?The modern brother fails at simple tasks
>>559405541I might broach the subject when she's shaving me
>>559407689She better be shaving your asshole, because you should know by now to trust her judgement about NOT shaving your head.
>>559407810We've been over this already, I would happily let my sister shave my asshole, but we have to work towards that. Starting from the head and working down
>>559406127>>559385625>we will never get a canon Jane face reveal because Nemlei won't be able to top the fanart Jokes aside I truly love this rendition of Jane. She dresses pretty conservatively given her religious upbringing, yet she still has a visible attitude befitting her no-nonsense badass personality. She also has a wider hairstyle than Julia, which combined with her loose overshirt and whatever the hell is tied around her waist gives her a more powerful silhouette than Julia, which makes sense as she's older and more confident.
God I love sistits
>>559409308SISTERZURI!!!
>>559409174Same, I love Jane/Janeposting. It's all just such good fun
>>559409308What are those lines on the tits?
>>559391617you know what must be done
>>559409598pretty sure they're supposed to be trails of sweat
>>559405541NTA but I for one went ahead and offered to watch whatever series she was watching at the time together and she refused. She has also said she wouldn't watch things I recommend to her beacuse I recommended them but she constantly watches the latest gayflix slop. I feel defeated as a brother.
https://x.com/i/status/2029549995456643183
>>559409598Scars from the mastectomy
>>559410159I'm sorry anon. Sisters aren't always sending their best either.
>>559410159You probably have shit taste and recommended something boring
https://x.com/i/status/2029549336435265567
>>559410747Why doesn't she want to watch something she already likes with him at least?/calg/ doesn't like to admit this, but sisters, in fact, aren't always cute. Sometimes they can be real assholes and engage in extremely brotherless behavior.
>>559411246Sisters are never cute only when they're little children but after their grow up they all become heartless and hateful I'd sooner love a hussy than a sister
is Ashley smelly?
>>559410747No, she doesn't even check them out. And there is no way a girl reading smut can call anything else shit taste.>>559411246I used to be very judgemental on things she liked in the past. Maybe she doesn't feel safe opening herself up to me in any way. Or so I would say if she wasn't showing me things she buy, her makeup materials etc. and tell me all about them, knowing I'm against most of them for the sole reason they make her look less feminine/beautiful, or if we never scrolled through her social media feed together. I honestly don't know what her problem is when it comes to me recommending something.
God gives his sisterest sisters to his most sisterless brothers and his brotherest brothers to his most brotherless sisters
https://x.com/i/status/2029600922393841724
>>559409398Julian whimpers
Can you be a prison siscon if you don't as a matter of technicality have what we in the business call "a sister"?
>>559418667They don't have clothes but they have chokers in Eden.
>>559400958I think I need to clarify everything. I wanted to write it yesterday but I was tired after work.I wrote in earlier threads that she suddenly stopped writing to me and I don't know fucking why. I thought she got bored with me, was using me only to vent, or was throwing tantrums because she was on period. Who knows. I wrote over the weekend that I wouldn't push anything and would wait for her to respond first, but I snapped on Monday evening. I seriously started worrying that something might have happened to her. Around midnight, when I was lying on the bed I saw she was online on Messenger. I wasn't surprised because she told me she has mild insomnia and sometimes stays awake at night when she doesn't have a job the next day or has a later shift.Anyway, I didn't bother writing to her but I had her private number (she has mine too) so I thought I would call her. I didn't think it would be a problem because we used to chat at night. When I called, she yelled at me asking why I was phoning her at night. I ignored this and asked if everything was okay with her. She just yelled at me to stop fucking bothering her. She used harsher words but I won't repeat them and then she hung up. Then she blocked me on Messenger too. Our "conversation" lasted about two whole minutes.Since Tuesday, I've just been stunned and don't know what to think. I feel embarrassed and angry and insane. I can't remember the last time she behaved like that. Of course, we had some arguments and other shit in the past, but she was always nice to me. Since Monday though, I felt like I was talking to some insane bitch.
>>559422072period?
>>559422764I'm just guessing. Aren't women insane on their periods?
>>559422072Ringing her in the middle of the night in the middle of the week because her phone was on wasn't a good call but it sounds like there's more to it than that. Honestly I would just leave it alone at this point, even if she reaches out to you you don't want to establish the precedent that she can shit on you then act like nothing happened when it's convenient for her.
>page 9
>>559422072she just thinks you're a pathetic loser
>page 8
>>559429154Andrew and Thiu frotting...
>>559422072>calling her in the middle of the nightcmon bro
Julia has gone a whole FIVE MINUTES without being kissed!
>>559437280Daw
>>559403584You should lightly pinch the lines around her mouth. You should then call her, "milfy" before spanking her ass casually.
I kinda get why Ashley (and girls in general) will sorta badger guys with questions like "do you hate me" out of the blue. Sometimes I get really paranoid that everybody hates me, and I really want to just ask them those questions. But, of course, I'm a guy so that means if I do it I'll feel like a drama-queen faggot. But girls are cute enough that they can get away with it. God, I wish I was a girl.
>>559378886https://discord.gg/z8crCxac9Adrawcord
>>559441674
>>559441674>andrew borrowing a string trimmer and complaining the drawchord is too stiff
Would Andrew simp for a streamer looks exactly and acts like his sister?
https://x.com/bruhtherfuckr/status/2029537374838165887
>>559447309post december devlog ashley
>>559447309We like our sisters big
>>559447309my mom had hips like that
>>559449128Is your mom single?
>>559448472No.
April release date.
>>559448472We like our sisters big, soft, and squishable.
How many pictures do you have in your calg image folder
>>559453237>How many pictures do you have in your calg image folder497 (unsorted) + 34 (tigreoceraptor, thx some anon for collecting em) + 31 (depictions of abuse or sexy shit that turns me on, generally i like to consider the "crazy" folder as the non-worksafe) = 562
>>559449235yes, but i don't think you'd be interested unless you're into necrophilia
1,450. Not counting all the game files, which are about another 1,200
Sex. With sisters.
>>559452183what happened to his face?
>>559457821yes
>>5594532371582 SFW fanart121 NSFW fanartNone of that includes stuff like edited busts or Coffin reaction images, which are in their own folders.I've already sorted the folders once, but even now multiple subfolders are becoming a pain to navigate because they're massive on their own. I'd need to start sorting fanart down into stuff like "Andrew and Ashley hugs" and "Andrew and Ashley kisses", but it would take hours and I can't be bothered. Probably should start doing it piecemeal, but man...It sucks seeing someone post a good fanart ITT without any link to a post that would let me determine whether it's recent or not, so I have to wonder whether I saved it already and I'd be just bloating the folder even more with a useless duplicate, or I'm missing out on good art.
>>559378886The Coffin of Aly and Heyhey
https://x.com/ChampChidi/status/2029375893752193490
>>559460291
>>559453237>2.3 GiB (2,457,277,717)>7,022 files, 15 sub-folders
I would like to actually go through and view my entire collection sometime. I usually don't look at the art unless I post it here.
>>559457821Indeed.
>>559453848>this frutiger file explorer designgood lord, anon... what OS are you using right now?
I keep having premonitions of losing my virginity to my sister and I almost consider it likely. What do I do?
>>559462715Why are you even asking us you know what where gonna tell you
>>559462715>What do I do?just fucking do it, duhh.... also dont forget to wear a condom just in case if you dont wanna impregnate her
>>559462715>let me go to this forum for steak eaters and ask them what i should do with this cut of wagyu in my freezer
>>559464676Creating life is such a beautiful thing though...
>>559462535NTA but he is using some form of Linux with the KDE Plasma desktop environment, plus the AeroThemePlasma theme.>>559453237I don't have an organised Coffin folder of my own as I just leave everything conceivable in the root of my Downloads folder. I do have an old Coffin archive from the Episode 1 days that another Anon uploaded though.
Why don't you cook something with your sister? Everybody's gotta eat. Make a pizza with her. Find an overnight dough recipe, put it together the night before, let the yeast knead it for you, put it together with your sister the next day. You can make a sauce with a can of tomatoes, some garlic, oregano, salt and pepper, etc.I'm eating one I made right now, unfortunately I don't have a sister to enjoy it with, but you might. Maybe she'll get used to cooking with you and it won't be a stretch if you start doing other things together as well, like sleeping together, buying a house together, joining your finances together, having children together, etc.
>picking my sister up from night class>it starts raining really hard during the drive>no umbrella>idea.webp>plan to use the sun shield I use to keep the sun out during the summer as a makeshift cover>really build the idea up in my head that I'll show up at the front lobby and walk her to the passenger seat where I will open the car door for her like a gentleman>get to the front lobby where she is>she tells me she has a hoodie and so is fine>walk to the car holding my gay little umbrella like an idiot>forgot to unlock the car door before we both got to itM-maybe next time
>>559470836I'm sure your sister still appreciates the gesture
Eurocunts, I am headed into work right now as potentially the sole Australian in /calg/ today. Do you know what this means? That's right: you bump in my absence. If I come back to see /calg/ on Page 8 or worse, you will rue the day. I expect 50+ posts, Eurocucks. STEP ON IT!
I want Ashley to kneel on my neck.
Europa delenda est
>>559474386I want officer Ashley to sit on my face as I yell "I CAN'T BREATHE" for 9 minutes and 29 seconds (demonstrating an ability to breathe)
>>559474168Don't worry, the American night shifters will carry the thread.
>>559474684Thank you for your cervix.
>>559474168I'm increasingly convinced that Europosters aren't real, and midnight-8am New York time is covered by Aussies and NEETmericans
Imagine Nina but not dead
>>559460291Kneading her tummy like dough
>>559474386Someone post the comic
>>559476650pawg?
>>559476325This picture makes me hate Julia, towards whom I was previously neutral.
>>559476325This picture makes me love Julia, towards whom I was previously neutral.
>>559476325This picture makes me hate Andrew, towards whom I was previously neutral.
That image makes me uncomfortable and you should feel bad.
ashley looks hottest with bruises
Ashley looks hottest when she's happy actually.
>>559483247Women are kinda cute when they're dejected though
>>559478195Who is the pawgposter and why does he want every woman to be a pawg
>>559485851>Who is the pawgposter we are legionand why does he want every woman to be a pawgit's more about hypothetical character design options.Nina is the most hypothetical of all. I'd like to forestall the brother stealing slag poster if possible
Is the Nemleiverse ever going to have heterosexual buttsex or only gay buttsex?
>>559487769Ashley will take it up the ass
>>559487974>texting Andrew while he's fucking herCan't get over it
Why are euro hours always dead? Do euros sleep until noon?
>>559488105He isn't fucking her in this image https://files.catbox.moe/ko0ob7.png
>>559488105I don't believe Ashley is being penetrated in the uncropped picture; she is texting Andrew whilst lying in bed with her asshole in view.
>>559490093It is multifaceted. /calg/'s European population has collapsed based on the last census, but Euro hours were still dead even back when there were just as many Europeans as Americans. All of the following could explain why Euro hours hage historically been dead:>Euros are too ESL to appreciate the game or meaningfully engage with the thread>Euros are unemployed and sleep until the beginning of American hours>Euros got bored of Coffin because it isn't a F2P shooter>Euros don't relate to a game about siblings because the only people in Europe with siblings are Mohammeds with their 12 brothers and sisters>Euros are just lazy bastards who need New Worlders to do everything for them, be it winning World Wars or bumping /calg/
>>559490460Or Euros simply don't have such an obsession with an unfinished game that hasn't been updated in awhile, and don't care for a thread where Americans and 1 Australian ritualpost or blog about mundane shit.
>>559490680Europeans are fake fans, yes.
>>559490460I suspect the Europeans jumped ship to /v/ to join the hagmod threads.
>>559490992As a European fake fan I can confirm this
Miks kiusaatte mua? Oon vaan eurooppalainen...
>>559491912Andy and Leyley and the Exploding Brown People!
>>559491912oh, screenprinting posters could be fun, and guerilla stickering.The problem with computer printers is how they're set up to leave embedded traceable codes doesn't make sense why they're designed like that but sadly they seem to be.
Honestly, she was such a sweet girl in high school.
The sweet ones always betray.
>>559493329Teenley was NOT a whore.
>>559474684As always
>>559378886Any news about the update yet, or did the developer fall off the face of the earth again?
>>559493359Teenley is fucking hot as fuck
>>559494141The developer announced that the next episode will be a launch title for the Steam Machine.
>>559493329FIFY
>>559494141Always hopeful we'll have something for either 3 year anniversary (March 25th) or the 1 year anniversary of episode 3 (April 1st)
>>559494298Based
Once again I must remind you that my racial kinship with Nemlei foretells an April devlog.
>>559494561My cock foretells that you will be raped. What do you think of that?
>>559494223This is true; however, she was not a whore.
>>559433613Love is War is kino.
The funny thing is that as far as Nemleiverse women go, Ashley doesn't even have particularly large boobs. Nemlei just gives almost all of her female characters big tits. You think Nemlei has fat ones herself?
>>559475606>>559490093coffin is for americans and 3rd worlders
>>559494561My racial kinship with both you and Nemlei tells me you are a cock sucking faggot
>>559453237My TCOAAL (and older Nemlei games) folder currently has 1899 files, but a lot of it is just game assets, game screenshots, Photoshop files for my drawfaggery, and other "bloat". Counting only saved fanart, edits and memes adds up to only about 300 images or so.
>>559422072You are right to be worried about her, but calling someone in the middle of the night even if you see they're online is a bad idea.IMO your best course of action would be to just leave it for now. Give it a couple weeks at least. Maybe you can try calling her at a reasonable hour after that, perhaps she'll have calmed down by then. But who knows.Also, if such an option exists, perhaps you can talk to your mother or another shared family member you can trust about it?
>>559470836You should have stopped by a drive-through and treated her to something tasty to make up for it!
>>559474168I'm not in a position to be able to hang around /calg/ all day anymore. I get several hours a day, if that.
>>559495465Don't worry, they'll get bigger. They already had between her teen years and current adulthood. She just needs to be properly fed.
>>559453848This hurts my eyes. Why do people jerk off the Win7 aesthetic so much? You can customize your OS to look like anything and you chose to make it look like dinosaur feces.
>>559495465Nemlei has large boobs because she weighs 170 pounds
>>559502496As a rule, given the ability and willingness to customise something, people will make it ugly. The phenomenon is not exclusive to desktop environments.
>>559502930That's pretty normal though
>>559499753I don't like driving at night in the rain, so I wanted to go straight home.
>>559503134I thought normal female weight was like 120 pounds
>>559495465Absolutely
>>559503281120 pounds you say? That can't be... It's so little...
>>559503596It's depressing to think about, but starvation remains a problem all over the world...
>>559502496>Why do people jerk off the Win7 aesthetic so much?Because it looked pretty. The visuals were lush and detailed and brimming with optimism, plus the skeuomorphism communicated the functionality of the items on the screen. Not to mention that running games in windowed mode looks awful with modern interfaces because the high amount of detail in the game clashes with the absence of detail on your desktop GUI. The only valid argument for flatshit is that "it uses less resources", which may have been true in 2010 but not in a world where the allegedly minimalist Windows 10 and 11 collapse under basic tasks that Windows 7 could manage with a gigabyte of RAM and a single core.
>>559504019>Not to mention that running games in windowed mode looks awfulOk, but you wouldn't do this anyway because nobody runs games in windowed mode
>>559504163>nobody runs games in windowed modeI run Coffin in windowed mode because the game's assets are drawn for 720p. Emulators I especially run in windowed mode.
>>559504235>I run Coffin in windowed mode
>>559504163>doesn't run games in windowed modeYou're a single task midwit I'm a multi-tasking multi-gaming GOD
>>559504235Coffin is best played on an 8 inch display
>>559504163>>559504235I think the only games I run in windowed mode outside of being forced to by technical issues are Undertale and Deltarune, because if you fullscreen them it fucks up the way pixels are drawn for some reason and makes them unevenly sized and the sprites look like shit (even moreso than Toby-core spriting to begin with)
>>559504634Sounds like single monitor nonsense
>>559505196>Deltarunetypical troon game
>>559503718I want to roll a piece of Chubley's tummy into my mouth and suck on it
>>559505485Specifically Deltarune, not Undertale too?
>>559504235I wish there was an option to run games like this in 720p but in the center of the screen with a plain black background behind it
>>559503510Nemlei's self-inserts are cute! Including Ashley
>>559503510her tits are unreal
>>559503510Can she be disassembled into puzzle pieces?
>>559508493You punch her in the face and she falls apart like in those Lego gameshttps://youtu.be/8Z0JhcWURDY
>>559504019While I don't like how modern designs tend to lean too much into minimalism, I'm glad we have largely moved on from the overly shiny, overly shaded, busy designs that should have stayed in the '00s and early '10s. There was a time some years ago when for a while I was simultaneously using a Windows 7 machine and a Windows 10 machine, and once I got used to the latter going back to the former felt like an attack on my eyes. I had a lot of issues with Win10, but the visual look wasn't one of them. I avoided Win11 and switched to Linux this year, and I'm fairly satisfied with how KDE Plasma looked out of the box which is not too dissimilar from Win10.
>>559508895Man, a classic LEGO video game based on Coffin would be amazing. Switching between two characters? Running around collecting things and solving puzzles to progress? The formula fits perfectly.
>>559401467>But I'll do it tomorrow totally for sure this timeWell, what excuse for postponing it to cover up the fact that you are subconsciously starting to listen to your sister will you come up with today?
>>559379730>You don't become a sisconWhat if your sister corrupts you?
>>559511370Not with those tits she ain't.
>>559511370Her ear looks too small
>>559511370She better have a penis
>>559460934man i don't feel like a true coffinfag even though ive been interested in the coffin since the chapter 1 days, i want your folder>>559462535>>559469817anon here, it is indeed linux with kde plasma with the aerothemeplasma theme, specifically the distro is arch, i like the distro because the setup process lets me install my system exactly the way i want it, this is my only reasoning>also please dont call this shit frutiger you sound like you're born no earlier than 2009 that way>>559490093im euro :(>>559502496purely because i hate the win8+ aesthetic, i've always riced my shit to look like anything but modernshit, it's my safe refuge
>>559504163i did, i ran with cs:s on a 4:3 window, it felt refreshing compared to my ordinary 16:9
>>559511370With those tits and boldness she will.
My sister has been ignoring me lately so i sent a cute note to a hussy at work and she asked me out on a date
>>559513867Based
/calg/ you told me that sisters are cats...explain this.
>>559513867fake and gayFake: a woman showed interest in anonGay: anon can't get along with his sister
>>559516123I drew her sitting at her desk and wrote cutie on it
>>559517160Absolutely delphn't, please remove yourself from /calg/
>>559517160Why weren't you this cute with your sister?
>>559517982She's never cute back
>>559518196Have you even TRIED drawing HER at her desk and writing cutie?
>>559518254She wouldn't appreciate it anyway
>>559519134TRY IT.
>>559510312>lego cannibalism
>>559519687Instead of chopping limbs off with a cleaver, Andrew would just rip them from their sockets with a cartoonish popping sound
Would you and your sister make a cute couple?
>>559520609We have been mistaken for a couple on numerous occasions, so you tell me.
>>559520609Most of /calg/ are either sisterless, bad brothers, or brothers with bad sisters
>>559520860Don't let it be a mistake! Hold her hands and tell her she means the world!
>>559521229If you think about it, hussies are actually the good guys. They're the ones saving brothers from their bad sisters
>>559523527True
The more I think about it, the more I like Ashley's design. Her outfit is fairly simplistic, but quite unusual at the same time. A plain top with a huge cutout next to a pair of simple shorts and very weird boots. It shows off quite a lot of her body, but it's not too slutty, and not too girly even. It's just so... Ashlean.
>>559521229i am sisterless and most definitely a bad brother (my brother is like an entire generation younger than me, more than a decade to be specific, and i might act like a dick towards him)
>>559523527Feel free to cut yourself properly in your next suicide attempt.
Why pursue sisters that don't love their brothers?>sister doesn't hug>doesn't kiss>doesn't french kiss>doesn't offer handjobs>doesn't offer blowjobsDo they even love their bros at that point?
>>559520609once I heard someone explain to their friend that she was my sister not my gf
I see hussyfags are working overtime with their anti-delphic propaganda today
>>559523527You would think competition would make them step up their game, but most don't even care. They might even be happy a hussy scooped you up.
>>559525197Yeah sometimes your sister is just heartless for you
>>559525126Hussy World Order is inevitable
>>559511282You're not going to believe me when I say she caught AIDS in her eye or something because now it's swelling so I don't want to ask her
>>559526229she got pink eye from licking some dude's asshole
>>559526379she got pink eye from shaving my asshole
>>559526229Oh god, anon take her to a doctor immediately!
>>559526552i second that, good brothers take care of the family
>>559526552It's not that bad, I think. It's not super dark or swollen as if she was hit in the face. It's just that her upper lid is a bit red and big. It's not really noticeable unless you're comparing her eyes. She's not worried about it outside of her physical appearance, and I'm kinda sorta maybe not worried about it. It's been like this for a day, so I'm gonna give it another before I start worrying
>>559526016>WHERE THE HELL IS THE HUSSY??!!
andrew and renee look frenchjulia and ashley look slavicdouglas looks anglo
>>559521229Why else would we be here?
>>559520609Idk. Our height diff is pretty large so it would look pretty silly
>>559529484my paraguayan friend would jizz at such a thought immediately, him being the taller one of course
>>559527843>She's not worried about it outside of her physical appearanceLinux anon's sister wasn't worried when she and her colleagues got stomachache and then it turned out she had WORMS!I don't know anything about eye infections, but I find the prospect of one very scary. A member of my family once had an irritation in the eye that just wouldn't go away, and when he went to the doctor it turned out a piece of metal dust got stuck there somehow. That story kinda scared me. Please don't take it lightly, maybe it's nothing, but maybe it's not. I'd err on the side of caution and have it checked sooner rather than later. Maybe discuss it with your parents, idk.
>>559529484I have some bad news for you, I think your sister is only your half-sister.
>>559529484>he's unhappy with his onahole-sized sister
>>559530221Nah she definitely is my father and mother's daughter. Even though I think I'm more like my mother, while my sis takes after my father.
>>559530558He didn't specify who's taller tho.
>>559530631taller sisters are kinda hot
>>559530631It doesn't cross the human conscious to think he meant his sister is 6'4" and he's a 4'6 midget.
>>559530937A height difference between a man and a woman is pretty normal, you wouldn't normally think it silly when you see a man towering over his partner. The fact that the anon thinks their height difference might be silly suggests that maybe the situation is switched and that's why it would be unusual.
>>559530631Ofc I'm taller! And I'm not complaining. I find her petite figure absolutely adorable and wouldn't want other wayBut since I'm quite tall and she's quite small for her age, when we're together it's kinda like this
>>559531528What do yo mean "silly", that's adorable! Take her on a sibling date tomorrow!
>>559531528>for her ageAnon...
>>559532403let's start killing people
>>559529952Yeah, I'm a little concerned. But I think it's an infection from her wearing fake eyelashes all the time. My dad isn't worried, so I'm not
>>559531528Wait I remember youYou celebrated your birthday by now, right?
Apparently women will sabotage other women approaching their brothers.Not even as a brocon thing, they feel the threat and reply with hostility.
>>559539707its the same when you reverse the gendersbrothers will instinctively protect their sisters from guys who want to fuck them
>>559539935But only so they can fuck them themselvesAll brothers are a shit
>>559378886New episode next month, Nemlei said up to another year.
>>559539935Men doing it makes sense, but I don't get why girls would.
>>559542245Why would girls be any less protective of their brothers dating bad girls?
>>559541758my money is on june
>>559542348It's a lot easier for guys to bail on shitty women than vice versa.
>>559542852Nuh-uh
Julia is a squirter
just drew sum shit upi like overprocessing images
>>559544773The blood squirts out of her arteries you mean
>>559545006Cute 'shley
>>559512090I'm constantly updating it too. What I do Is I have notifications set up for the most prominent fan artists or people who repose coffin art of twitter, and I'll archive whatever I see. I'm pretty thorough in tracking it, though occasionally something will slip through the cracks, I eventually will find everything though.
>>559547663i want your entire folder as it ispleeease~ :(
>prison sisconI like it, if you're only a siscon because she's the only woman you see, you aren't a real siscon.True siscons have other female options to choose from and still prefer their sister.
>>559547847We'll see if this worked: https://wormhole.app/aRJ9Q3#A9z50yU9WacF5SOP-baLpAThere is a lot in here. At least 7k images, videos, a few other things because I've made some shit ass videos that only I'd find enjoyable. Let me know if it worked (warning there is a porn folder too. Though It's hidden)
>>559550096WTF how did you get this much dolphin porn?
>>559550205Dedication
Did it work? I can't get the link working on my machines
https://x.com/i/status/2029780409245126775
>>559550096>>559551039I think there was an uploading error. Because it's stuck in a loop. Ill try again later with a different site or service.
>>559550205did you know: dolphins are rapists
>>559552872>The sender left before finishing the upload. You will not be able to download the files. Ask the sender to re-upload the files to Wormhole.i think that is it
>>559553068It was stuck in a loop of perpetually encrypting without progress for at least a half hour or so. I'll try mega or something like that later today. Here's something to hold you over. An edit I made:https://files.catbox.moe/3nc11g.mp4
I hate my life and it's all my fault.
>>559548329I'm a mix of both, because I have other options if the only thing I wanted were to stick my penis in a hole, but she's also the only woman who has ever made me feel like man; by which I mean a complete human being and not a shallow caricature of a man that gets ghosted the nanosecond you stop being exciting.
>>559532727>wearing fake eyelashes all the timeWhat the actual fuck. Why does she need them? Does she have a job at a "massage parlor" or something?Okay, you were right about one thing: she is DUMB. But so are all of you for letting her be! I bet if you just told her that she is CUTE and doesn't need that shit to look pretty, none of this would have happened!
>>559556974>Why does she need them?She might be black
>>559535775Is that the underage anon what was grooming his even younger sister?
>>559559297sexley
Sisters are NOT for sex!
>>559559857>Says the poster-child of sex. With sisters.
>>559559297He definitely at least once came from her doing this and had to just thug it out for the rest of the day
Sneedley sneeded sneedely across the room, her sneed sneeding sneedily.
>>559556974>What the actual fuck. Why does she need them? Does she have a job at a "massage parlor" or something?I think she's self conscious about her eyelashes.
>>559542852low iq take.
>>559544773Cute squirters are always cute
>>559553301>Ashley using ???'s crystal ball for its intended purpose.
>>559531528Hey, I remember you. You were here several months ago, and admitted that you were seventeen and your sister eleven years old.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/549494590/#549611979
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>559563257What do you mean 'you people'?
>>559563257Bad tastes in games an incest fetish.
When Andrew asked Ashley if shes sore is probably from his experience with Julia.Pee pee do indeed be big.
>>559552217Next OP image?
>>559564897It's a good one
No homo but I want to jerk him off under his skirt
>>559565718No homo but me too (I'm bisexual, not homosexual, there's a difference)
>>559565918(there's no difference)
>>559378886>>559459979If coffin were made in Iran it would've been The Coffin of Aly and Heyhey and we would've discussed how Heyhey is pronounced, and anon would be like "A true Perso-Ajam-Iranian would've uttered /hej'hej/ and not /ḥɛj'ḥɛj/", and then /calg/ would get nuked by Israel.
Teendrew wouldn't have cared if he was the younger sibling.
>>559570573that's a good future OP pic
>>559565718No homo but I want a big sister to force me to wear a skirt and then she'll notice me pop a boner under my skirt which I awkwardly try to hide but she pries my hands away from my crotch to see the tent I'm pitching and tease me by saying girls don't get erections and then she jacks me off to completion while calling me a good boy
>>559571310Understandable and extremely heterosexual
Thinking about how NEETley spent all day in her room masturbating while everyone was at work. God, girls are so lucky for being able to cum over and over back to back. I wish I was a girl
>>559573323*I wish I were
found out my old friend was a /calg/er after a couple years of not talking
>>559573686Is his sister hot?
>>559573519Really? Why would it not be "wish I was"?
>>559532403>>559557182She's not a minor! Why do you people keep trying to make me a creep?
>>559573754Because "were" is the subjunctive copula.
>>559573713Coffinmaxing
>>559573763Somebody in the last thread said he wanted to groom his preteen sister
>>559574298In English, four eyes
That's gross..
>>559574765If you are expressing a hypothetical, you say "were" regardless of whether it's plural.
Julia freebases asbestos rock
Can't read my, can't read myNo, you can't read my poker face!Can't read my, can't read myNo, you can't read my poker face!Can't read my, can't read myNo, you can't read my poker face!
>>559574564Well I'm not him. I may be a siscon, but I'm not a lolicon
>>559575993Why is he holding a Wiimote?
I would date Julia and reduce her to tears in the bedroom when I ask for increasingly gross stuff in the bedroom when she just wants to be kissed and creampied
>>559576921>>559575993https://youtu.be/vyufDxxWIsM?t=32
>>559576164What do you call the opposite of a lolicon?
Page 8 is hours away from 404 stop being hysterical.
>>559580421NO!
Friday night slowdown.
I can't stop nutting to Ashley
I can't stop nutting to Andrew
Andrew and Ashley's children go to a lab to test some DNA over suspicions that they're not their biological children. Lab comes back saying DNA is 100% match, also saying DNA matched missing person's report. After writing down the name, "Andrew Graves" they go to a public records office. Andrew Graves records found. Sister: Ashley Graves... The realization hits them like a ton of bricks.
>>559583594Then they see all the arrest warrants, and the restraining order from Julia
>>559583594wwyd if you found out your parents are siblings?
>>559585975This is what genetic counseling is for, some people really freak out and think they're some monster mutant.Statistically one in every couple thousand people is though.
>>559585975My siblings and I are perfectly normal, and my parents obviously love each other even after being married for 25 years. If they're siblings so what, clearly it all worked out just fine.
We're in agreement that Andrew entered the Realm Between in Episode 2, yeah? Like this wasn't just a dream, but his LU connection.
>>559585975Do you mean like they found out their seemingly married parents are actually brother and sister? Or do you mean the guy they thought was their uncle was actually their dad?I've spoken to two of the latter and one of the parents from the formerThe first was raised by his single mother with support from his uncle, he slowly figured it out over time though he never got any verbal or genetest confirmationThe second said her uncle told her one day, she thought it made sense because the guy their mom was married to before he died was an asshole who wasn't there often so her mother would sleep with her brother. She also said her older sister was fucking their dad-uncle and didn't seem to care, she thought one reason he told her was to test the waters with her too.third guy said he'd been living with his sister as a couple for years after a traumatic childhood, he said they sat their eldest down when she was I think 16 and she freaked out about it for a few months before accepting it.My impression is that sudden shock and societal taboos are the big factor in how you react. I also spoke with a guy who found out his dad was also his granddad but i didn't get much of a feel from him other than him being conflicted over it.
>>559591659I would for once like fathers to stop raping their daughters, thanks.
>>559591659>The second said her uncle told her one day, she thought it made sense because the guy their mom was married to before he died was an asshole who wasn't there often so her mother would sleep with her brother. She also said her older sister was fucking their dad-uncle and didn't seem to care, she thought one reason he told her was to test the waters with her too.I don't even know where to start with this one
>>559591760It wasn't rape, at least not on his grandadfather's part.>>559591881It was a very wtf moment listening to her.
>>559591659>The first was raised by his single mother with support from his uncle, he slowly figured it out over time though he never got any verbal or genetest confirmationDoes this mean his hussy mother's ex-husband's brother was his actual father? Gross if so.>third guy said he'd been living with his sister as a couple for years after a traumatic childhood, he said they sat their eldest down when she was I think 16 and she freaked out about it for a few months before accepting it.So they were siblings LARPing as a normal married couple, and eventually told their oldest child about it? This one sounds okay at least.>The second said her uncle told her one day, she thought it made sense because the guy their mom was married to before he died was an asshole who wasn't there often so her mother would sleep with her brother. She also said her older sister was fucking their dad-uncle and didn't seem to care, she thought one reason he told her was to test the waters with her too.>I also spoke with a guy who found out his dad was also his granddad but i didn't get much of a feel from him other than him being conflicted over it.Absolutely haram.3/4 cursed, incest in practice isn't looking too good.
>>559592968>Does this mean his hussy mother's ex-husband's brother was his actual father? Gross if so.How did you get that impression when it's literally replying to a guy asking about wwyd if you found out you're from a delphic union?
For me, it's this Jane.
Sisters are dogs?https://x.com/i/status/2030172059829952548
>>559595618The range of Jane designs people have made is kind of interesting, it will funny to see which ends up being closest to canon.
>>559595618fujo slut shota devourer vibe
>>559596557I would love to date a girl like that, but I'm worried she would be a terrible mother.
>>559595618She looks more related to Ashley than Julia
>>559596950True, she looks like she’s Ashley’s cousin.
>>559595618I can see her trying to fuck Julian but unlike >>559385625 I just think she's more of a sex pest than anything else.This Jane >>559596434 looks like she wants to curl up on the couch watching movies.Julian would remain unmolested.
>>559595618Cute as hell! Orange eyes are cool, too.
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME
ARE WE BACK?
>>559600124We are. Catalog, Index, and bumping seem to still be frozen though
>ANDY WHERE ARE YOU I'M SCARED!
I MISSED YOU /calg/
>>559600497ALL MY NIGGAS BUMPING NIGGA BUMP THIS THREADNIGGA BUMP THIS THREADNIGGA BUMP THIS THREAD
>>559600606To be desu, you should be more worried about the board being wiped on accident. Idk if you remember, but that happened last time. At least, it did on /a/
Think of all the European posts we missed while 4chan was down....
>>559600020
>>559600801I guess it wasn't such a bad thing after all
>>559600817>Brown Archive
>>559600020It's the fucking war, anons leaked the real number of american casualties so they nuked the site and one of the archives.
>>559601018Actually there are 6 generals that had similar messages posted in them, including 2 messages posted one second apartI must refer this phenomenon to /x/
>>559601190I saw somebody on /g/ say the same thing, is it true?
>>559601256>Brown Archive>Brown Impact>Ummah Muslime
>>559601263Yes, janies are JIDF since around 2015.
>>559601190>and one of the archives.Desu was down before 4chan and is still down, it's probably unrelated
>>559591659How do you know not just so many people with incestuous backgrounds, but know them well enough for them to open up about it?
>>559601561Either he lives in a small town or works as something like a doctor or lawyer where people would talk about that with him
>>559601190>they nuked the site and one of the archivesWhich archive?
>>559561376Her eyes are BEAUTIFUL with her natural eyelashes and you should be telling her this!>>559573763>>559576164Are you going to deny that you were the guy from 3 months ago as linked by >>559562474 who suspiciously used the exact same comparison for your height difference?
>>559601790>Her eyes are BEAUTIFUL with her natural eyelashes and you should be telling her this!I have, but you know how insecurity can be. It's also an assumption on my part. I'm assuming she's insecure because she's repeatedly told me that she's jealous of my eyelashes and she wears fake ones pretty much all the time. I get it when she's dressing up (most girls will augment their lashes), but all the time makes me think it's an insecurity thing
>>559602024>most girls will augment their lashesYeah, using mascara. I don't know anyone IRL who uses fake eyelashes.How is her eye swelling now by the way?
>>559602867>I don't know anyone IRL who uses fake eyelashes.How often do you hang around girls who are putting make up on?>How is her eye swelling now by the way?It seems to be better now, though it was never that bad to begin with
>>559591346I never gave it much thought and just assumed it's a normal dream, but you might be onto something there.
>>559556974Most women just don't have nice eyelashes. Like, some get envious of their brother's/bf's/male friends/guys who are all three things at once's naturally curly, long, full eyelashes.
>>559603652IIRC, eyelashes are actually tied to testosterone. So men have nicer eyelashes on average than women lol
>>559591346No. That was one of his regular nightmares.
>>559600497WE ARE CATALOGINDEX AND BUMPINGSEEM TO STILL BE FROZENTHOUGH WE ARE POSTING
>>559603386>How often do you hang around girls who are putting make up on?I mean... We are on 4chan. So not often, obviously. But none of the (admittedly few) girls I know closely have ever used them.>It seems to be better now, though it was never that bad to begin withGood to hear! So when are you asking her to shave you, or are you ready to admit her hair advice got to you?
>>559604197But it has the same chequered floor pattern as the Realm Between, plus the demon trees.
>>559591346I don't think so. We're shown him falling asleep and being woken up by Ashley, and IIRC he wasn't holding the trinket at the time. Before using it in Burial, Andrew has no connection with ???. I'll have to replay Decay to see how ??? reacts to Andrew for the first time, but IIRC it's not pleasant. I really think it's just an dream>>559604303>I mean... We are on 4chan. So not often, obviously. But none of the (admittedly few) girls I know closely have ever used them.Lol I wasn't trying to show off or anything, my bad. I just have a lot of female cousins so I'm used to waiting on them to finish their makeup. I won't say fake eyelashes are as common as lipstick, but they're definitely not super rare. I think the average anon thinks of fake lashes as the 4 inch long trashy ones. But generally, girls who use them are using much smaller ones that are more tasteful than excessive>Good to hear! So when are you asking her to shave you, or are you ready to admit her hair advice got to you?No, she will still shave me. I need to be shaved and, by Jove, I WILL have my sister physically interact with me. I am too committed to this to ask my dad to do it now>>559604380I think that's just reusing assets lol
>>559604862>he wasn't holding the trinket at the timeAndrew doesn't need the trinket to enter the Realm Between because he has Lord Unknown's blessing.
>>559604041True. At least Ashley only needs mascara to have stunning ones.
>>559605210But doesn't he get that after the dream sequence?
>>559605405Andrew got it a long time ago.
>>559605445Ok, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Realm Between ???'s domain? We see the checkerboard flooring in the end of Ch2 dream sequences, but Andrew has LU's blessing, not ???'s
It was over before it even began
The roses foreshadow Lord Unknown going deep in Andrew's rose
>>559605987The Realm Between is the realm between domains. ???'s residence is one such domain, as is the human world.
>>559606031Reminder that the canon end will be Andrew getting with LU and Ashley getting with the mop
>>559606227>Andrew getting with LU
Replaying NGN, I've forgotten how much of an asshole Yule is. And I realized that he is kind of like what Andrew becomes at his worst (e.g. the "if you leave I'll hunt you down" scene). I once again have to wonder if Nemlei is writing from experience...
>>559606479/calg/ is NOT prepared for the reveal: That Andrew was her self-insert all along!
>>559606479I still hate that Nemlei officially debunked the Nemleiverse because my headcanon was that the Snow Sprites are the ancestors of the Coffinish people.
>>559606693Is she abusing Kit9? Does he need help?
>>559606826>I still hate that Nemlei officially debunked the NemleiverseThere's literally no reason for her to do this outside of being mean. I get why she didn't confirm it, but she easily could've said nothing and simply never done a Nemleiverse. She went out of her way to say it wasn't real and stop us from having fun.
>>559607013Nemlei is a whore
>>559606479Literally the exact same face
https://x.com/i/status/2030260542426767863
>>559606479Andrew is the culmination of Nemlei's boy fantasies:>the promiscuity of Marion>the cope of Lynn>the suicidal tendencies of Þiu>the guilt of Eschar>the assholery of YulePlus the hairstyle of Marrow.
>>559606826>>559607013It's a red herring. Diviletheon and the Void are demonic entities much like ??? and LU, each with their own relams. Thiu lives in the same city as Andrew and Ashley and there are ToxiSoda vending machines. When his soul gets extracted it works similarly to how souls work in Coffin. Valerie might very well live in the same country too. The Snow Sprites' land, Toyboxia, and Lynn and Marrow's village could be just separate realms accessible through the Realm Between, although the latter could still be on the same Earth as Coffin and simply cut off from the rest of civilization by Diviletheon's powers.One of the endings will tease a massive crossover event. Trust the plan.
>>559607930Nigga what the fuck is that buttcrack? I don't use Twitter; somebody go confirm the artist is South American.
>>559608174LORD UNKNOWN = YULE JRTRUST THE PLAN
>>559608174>One of the endings will tease a massive crossover event.Getting all the stars will unlock a teaser for Nemlei's next game: Into the Nemleiverse
>>559608206The artist is Spanish
>>559607330I HATE NEMLEI
I love Nemlei
https://x.com/i/status/2030274771565285815
>>559604862So you actually hang out with various girls, their knowledge rubs off on you, and they envy your physical characteristics. Why aren't you closer with them, you should be having sleepovers and stuff
Remember the anon who was lending his sister money and she was returning it via money transfers which the anon was confident weren't coming through and were just returning to his sister's account without her realizing, which sounded dubious? He said he was going to investigate and make sure the money wasn't just disappearing, but never reported back.
Buried gameDecaying general
>>559609739kitty kitty!
>>559613643For real. Nemlei made Episode 2 in half a year. And she had time to regularly make dedicated devlog fanart. In 2023 I was sure we'd have the full game in a year or two. 2 years later we got just half of the Decay route, or a quarter of all remaining content. At this rate we're looking at the game's completion by 2030. And we're not even getting quarterly (let alone monthly) devlogs anymore, which is not reassuring. I don't want to say that Nemlei took the money and ran, but I'm worried.
>>559614601>dedicated devlog fanart*official art obviously, not fanart
>>559609185the head of the fountain
>>559609185Traitorous communists
This thread will likely survive another 24 hours, but just in case I miss the end of the thread again, I would like to nominate this image from the previous thread for next OP. I have a list of drawing ideas based on stories from these threads (like Furnituredrew and Sodashley), and Andrew and Ashley playing Uno was one of them, so I was surprised to find someone else has drawn it. Even if it's just a coincidence, I think it still works well as a meta /calg/ illustration. Besides, it's just a nice drawing that does a good job of emulating Nemlei's style.
>>559617467Robbed of Ashley feets yet again
>>559619726They are for Andrew only
Nemlei please...
Buy treats for your sister
Breastfeed from your sister
Text your sister
>>559601561lurk the right webforums for long enough, and things come up after a while.
>>559625193That costs money though.
>>559613585anon got disappeared...
What's happening, forum?
>>559627893Forum? This is an imageboard.
>>559628330Imageboard? This is a discussion page.
Here's some shitposting I made up
>>559629623>grabbed by the fuzz
>>559629623Julia is a pig in every sense of the word
>>559613585>He said he was going to investigate and make sure the money wasn't just disappearing, but never reported back.I totally forgot and never checked
>>559629623that's cutecan you post the 'hussy police' julia by herself?
>>559631701I can try. Any pose or parody subject you have in mind?
>>559631917maybe pointing forward (toward the viewer)
>>559610172>So you actually hang out with various girls, their knowledge rubs off on you, and they envy your physical characteristics.Don't be dramatic. I have female cousins, I'm not the Dos Equis guy. Of course I can have conversations with my relatives, I'm not autistic. >Why aren't you closer with them, you should be having sleepovers and stuffI'd say we're as close as the average decade apart cousins. I don't have sleepovers with them because I don't have sleepovers with anyone
Who cares if it's all pathological? Andrew thinks he wouldn't have fallen for Ashley had things not be so awful from the start? He wouldn't have rotted from the inside out? Take away Ashley and he's still rotten, he's just now rotten and alone. He should be grateful that he at least has someone. Some people are rotten and they never find love or even friendship and they have to suffer their decomposition alone. What would he do without her? He doesn't like anyone! He's unlikely to find someone else that he cares for. Sure, he could have a career and go places and all that, but why? What for? Maybe it's just me, but success and money can never be a substitute for human connection.
Sisters are not women.
>>559632975A sister without a cock is like an angel without wings
>>559633150truest post of all time
Every time I interact with new people I'm near instantly reminded how much of a Thiu I am
>>559634302This is a level of enlightened I may never reach
Sometimes when I'm doing housework, I like to pretend that Julia is worriedly standing at the bottom of the ladder telling me to make sure I'm safe. It makes me feel like a man. Then I finish working and return to the cruel reality that I have no Julia and never will
>>559634517Same
>>559634302>スクリーンショット
>>559643339Chinkley is very funny
>>559613643Lol
>>559634302luckily homosexuality is a self-correcting problem as long as they're kept away from children.
>>559634302Anons like this don't deserve sisters
How is incestuous guilt affected by the gender and age dynamics? For instance, is a guy who slept with his younger sister going to feel guiltier than a guy who slept with his older sister? Are older sisters likelier to break the ice than younger sisters?
>>559632852God I wanna push my face into those tittes
>>559645604>>559646381god forbid a man love his tranny little sister >:(they deserve love too!
god, i want to impregnate Julia...
>>559647046I'll tell you that my older sister is likelier to break the waters.
Where does Ashley fall?
>>559652568Snoot sisters
>>559651183Apolitical with shades of fascist
>>559652623was tempted to get my pair cosplaying ash and andy so I got an excuse to post em here but that's a bit gay even for me
>>559647046older sisters don't have as much accountability, and can be quite possessive
>>559650394Tell me about it. I want to hold her in my arms and run my hands over her firm belly
>Page 9
>>559662260
I don't want Chapter 3B to come out until around October because I can't have it still release while I'm with my parents. I need it to release when I'm back living alone in grad school so I can stay up for 24 hours playing it
>>559663839Tardley...
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
https://x.com/i/status/2030070593601536461
>>559666471wut
>>559666471genetic matches are meant to be together!
This thread is fucking SLEEPING
>>559669584Shadownigga money gang: we love eating snacks.
>>559667143Statistically speaking siblings are only 50% similar on average, because of how their genes are distributed potentially they could be vastly different maybe 25% the same as the half sibling average or much more similar ~75%
>>559669584Niggas Unknown would be a sick name for a hip hop group
>>559671092Their debut album would be called "Soul Food"
>>559671092Niggas With Altitude
>>559671398KEK
>>559671407Niggas with Altitude is probably what the 9/11 hijackers were listening to
>>559671757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxYNo, it was this
>>559671823I just don't see how the GameCube was able to sell millions and millions in only 5 years when they had so few games, it was 250,000 max
>>559671757The ones in the pentagon running the sim and override?
>"Did you marry your mentally ill high school sweetheart yet, son?"
Has anyone ever tried pic related? Seems like a Coffin-like RPG maker title. I'm only aware of it because I stumbled across porn on Twitter.https://homieshouse.itch.io/clinical-trial
>>559671939Quality > QuantityMelee, Kirby Air Ride, Wind Waker, Paper Mario TTYD, MGS: The Twin Snakes part of the peak of early 00s gaming
>>559672250I don't know why people label everything as "mental illness." Back in my day we called them, "women.">>559672297Anon, the degree to which you've missed the joke is so impressive I have to think you're taking the piss.
>>559672285>Coffin-likeWe call them Nemleivanias.
>>559672860No, anon, we call them "Nem-likes" and "Nem-lites"
>>559673886They're Nemleivanias!
>>559673923ur gay
>>559672297>MeleeIt has 3 good characters>Kirby Air RideYeah it's okay>Wind WakerYou just put down the controller and watch Link sail for most of the game>Paper Mario TTYDActually goated, I'll give you that>MGS: Twin SnakesOne of the worst remakes in history
>>559674102Fuck off, Wind Waker is a treasure. It's even about rescuing your sister!
>>559671952>So here's the funny thing right, back in the day my buddies and I got high, we were all playing around on the office flight simulators for hours. We evenually decided to just go for it, two of us sent our planes to nyc, thought it'd be cool to try and hit some buildings for the lulz, one guy ended up in a field cus he fucked up the controls, final guy sent his to the office to see what it was like in the sim.>eventually we heard this almighty crash, turned out we accidentally enabled the flight over ride switch and missed the warning message...we're lucky we managed to keep our jobs somehow. When we explained to the boss what happened, he said he'd sort it for us since it was an honest mistake anyone could make. >So he got back to us later and said it all turned out for the best anyway and the higher ups actually gave us promotions because we created so many new contracts, head office was real pleased. Everything got hushed up pretty quickly, they blamed some trainees from the east and everyone seemed to buy it.
.... delicious?
>>559672285I have played it and I liked it
>>559676845Is /calg/ a pineapple pizza thread?
>>559677691halflife reference?
>>559677421Hell yeah
>Get into Oshi No Ko for the incest>The twins don't even get together, nevermind that fuck ass ending>Watch Roshidere for the flirty imouto>The sister was only merely pretending to be flirting with her brother>Try out Zenless Zone Zero because of all the incest art of the siblings>It's just headcanon, nothing outright incestuous of the siblings>Remember playing Fire Emblem Fates years ago>"You're actually only "le non-blood related" to your Japanese imoutoI hate incest bait
>>559679000someone post that zukocest video
>>559679000Anime isn't an incest friendly medium, you'd have better luck with light novels and VNs.
>>559679494That's what makes me wonder why I see some people try to complain Anime allegedly is filled with incest, when most often than not it's just incest bait or very specific few instances like Oreimo or Yosuga no Sora.
>>559680535Those same people are unthinking normgroid NPCs who post "Sweet Home Alabama" memes every time they witness siblings be remotely friendly.
>>559679000There are some people saying that the manga ending was received so terribly that we'll get an anime original ending where Aqua gives up on revenge and falls in love with Ruby.These people are deranged and wrong and I can't wait to see the seethe once the kiss scene happens and then they return to status quo until the ending that even more people will seethe about.
>>559680535it's a combination of various things. a lot of people base the normalcy level of a sibling relationship on their own family, so an only child or someone who never even talks to their sibling will see anything closer than that as sus.the proliferation of therapyspeak has lead to "emotional incest" and "covert incest" so now even being a lovey dovey brother and sister duo is an unhealthy attachment with power dynamics. thanks to feminism even childhood friends to lovers is now "incest-coded" because the guy knows too much about the girl's life which offers him ways to manipulate her.lastly, a ton of puritanism from new anime watchers that hail from poorer countries, who only watch shonen.
>>559680535You know how parents in the West will sometimes introduce a friend of the family to their toddler as uncle like "say hi to uncle Adolf"? Japan does that a lot in their language to the point where dork fetishize it, an older male coworker could go from 'senpai' to 'onii-san' if the two of you are close... basically calling your coworker 'brother' in a respectful mature way.
>>559679000>>559682112>AquaKana gets a fakeout>AquaRuby gets a fakeout>AquaAkane aborted>AquaMemcho wasn't even conceivedWhy is Aka such a hack?
>>559682387He'd say he isn't a hack and that OnK is a tragedy not a romance, begs the question why he wrapped his tragic revenge story up in a cute teen romance box.
>>559682494The author of OnK is seriously such a stupid cunt:>make series about how awful idol culture is and how the industry behind it is even worse>make Aqua's mission for the entire series to rescue his sister from this>Suddenly Aqua's IQ halves in the final 2 chapters as he kills his dad then stabs himself to death>Reason he stabbed himself?>So the police would think he killed his dad in self-defence (sure thing buddy)>Reason he needed it to look like self-defence?>Because it would be bad for his sister's idol career if she had a murderer for a brother (your father being one is totally fine though)>Wait, but didn't Aqua want his sister to get OUT of that industry?>Yes, that was literally the whole point of the series>So now this chick has to bury her beloved brother, but hey, at least she's still an idol!!!!! All is well!!!!!!!There has to be something sociological behind the string of absolutely dog shit manga endings in recent years. This shit made Attack on Titan's ending S-tier.
Kind of glad I never really got into anime or manga, seems like all the hype around Incest is largely exaggerated. Coffin might be a one of a kind.
>>559685580AoT was fine, it's just the Western fans (read: Reddit) that lost their minds
>>559686675Could you explain what exactly happened in Coffin terms? I have friends who complained about it, but I'll probably never watch it.
>>559679000tokyo law made positive depictions of incest illegal
if you believe the japanese theory that lovers are reborn as siblings in their next lives then I propose the theory that andrew and ashley were antedeluvian atlanteans who died while holding hands like in that one pompei picture
>>559679000>>Remember playing Fire Emblem Fates years ago>>"You're actually only "le non-blood related" to your Japanese imoutoYou can fuck your cousin at least
>>559686675>AoT was fineNo, it wasn't. Bird cuck isn't a good ending.
>>559686794Protagonist destroys magic because magic is going to kill his friendsBut before that, he also destroys 80% of humanity because without magic, humanity is foing to kill his friendsDoes not fuck cute non-blood-related sister, despite mutual loveDies
>>559686675>AoT was fineIt being revealed in the final chapter that Eren actually did it because he felt like it (and this being portrayed as a happy ending) was fine?
https://x.com/i/status/2030627863804961152
>>559671030Somewhat true but the distribution isn't that random. The vast, overwhelming majority of full-siblings end up between 40%-60% relatedness.
>>559679000>I deliberately watched and played all the shows and games with a fanbase full of incestshippers and none of this shit I've saw on fanarts are actually canon and now I'm madyour first mistake, bro. thinking that incestshipping is canon in all the media you've seen, coming from fans, is simply believing itjust like many Watamote and Demon Slayer "fans" believed it after discovering that the main siblings never flirted each other in the official materialjust so you know, not everything you see in fandom culture is remotely true, and like the keyword you used, that is "headcanon," only shows that not everything you'll see on fanmedia is canon, just purely fanon>picture ALMOST related
If you just love hussies, you wouldn't have these problems
>>559693801>If you just love hussiesnah
>>559693684>Watamote>canon my sister's tights dvdIt takes one slip up.Danchigai had some serious sibling tension
>>559696164Danchigai is more harem-incest than incestbait.
>>559696493Who will snap first and just rape Haruki?
>>559698046There can be only one
>>559687924Speaking of I literally bought Unicorn Overlord because I heard you can actually marry your cousin who acts like a sister to the protagonist in the game, that and I was in the mood for more turn based tactics rpgs.
>>559679000I hate that Roshidere imouto somehow became the symbol of wincest over girls like Kirino and Sora. She's a goddamn pretender
>>559685580I think the general 'informed' opinion is that Aka historically is a flake and near the end of ONK he just wanted to move on to the next thing
>>559698250>the coward Yayoino wei fag
I need to jerk off until I explode
>>559676845We've always had pineapple pizza at home so me and my sister have never really been bothered about it
>>559700334>We've always had pineapple pizza at homeYour parents abused you.
>>559698381Shame the localisation ruins it.
>>559688158>But before that, he also destroys 80% of humanity because without magic, humanity is foing to kill his friendsHumanity still kills all his friends by the way.
>>559631286Well, now you are reminded to check!
How Andrew-pilled
So, who was a shittier friend/partner, Yule or Ivy?
>>559604862How is her eye today?
>>559702856Yule literally eats kids
This general is really gonna die without an April devlog, isn’t it?
>>559706915Were you here in the Episode 1 days? We had threads that lasted 11 days.
>>559706846Okay and? That wasn't the question. Both he and ivy have been assholes to Noelle but Yule is at least more honest about it.
>>559706915We're faster than /dbg/ on average.
>>559706915unfortunately there will always be some loser bumping the dead general just so it doesn't disappear
>>559708353>unfortunately
https://files.catbox.moe/ruu4a3.mp4
Today is International Women's Day! You might think this is some stupid modern feminism thing, but here it's been an official holiday for like a century.The point is, it's a good excuse to tell your sister how much she means to you and treat her to something! (And your mother and grandma etc. too, I guess, but /calg/ is mainly interested in sisters)
>>559709393the most she's gonna get from me of an outward showing of caring is me buying her some peanut butter cookies and a monster
>>559710187Why do you love your sister so little?
>>559710330it'd be kinda akward to do some big grandstanding gesture to show my care and I dont got the time today to take her shopping
>>559710187>I'm going to exclusively gift my sister things that will shorten her lifespanBased insurance-scammer-sister-hater-anon
>>559700245I need to jerk off until I finally grow the balls to jump off a bridge
>>559710494But you have the time to buy some cookies and a can of piss?
>>559710898>4 hour trip at the local mallvs>stopping by a 7/11 for 5 minutes to grab her favorite snacks
>>559709393I'm gonna wish her a happy dishwasher day and offer to buy her something she wants. Well, when she wakes up anyway. She's been tired at work and gym afterwards.
>>559711086>4 hour trip at the local mallI presume you are American, and I hate how your towns are planned out so goddamn much>to grab her favorite snacksAh, well, if those will make her happy, go for it then!
>>559709393Damn, I totally forgot that I was going to bake brownies for my sister today
>>559711086could always dick her down, that's time effective and mutually enjoyable
>>559711753There is still time! Get to work, anon!
>>559693684It's even worse when fags treat the headcanon as canon and try to discuss it in topics that are ACTUALLY about incest as if it's canon and actually happened.>Yes, /co/fags, I'm talking to you.
>>559709393All my family knows my position on commemorative days: if it's not important to warrant a holiday, it's clearly not important enough to bring up or otherwise care about. And I don't want anyone to bother me about International Men's Day, either.
>>559693684>WatamoteDidn't Tomoko (unsuccessfuly) hit on her brother in the anime?
>dad finds bugs upstairs >freaks out on my sister for eating in her room and always leaving the plates there for days>outright says "just do what anon does and bring the plates down after you eat!">mfw I had multiple old bowls of food that I brought downstairs last nightSucks to suck
>>559712803Why don't you knock on your sister's door and offer to scrub her plates?
>>559712759multiple times yea
>>559703034Dunno, she's been in her room all day with her headphones on
>>559707337>Yule literally eats kids>Okay and?
>>559713506And no-one in the household bothered to knock and check on her?
>>559712759>anime?here's the keyword, if this only happened in the anime, then in the manga, it didn't.and QUITE the opposite considering the manga has now became some generic yurislop garbage seriesbut hey, at least I'm glad the anime already died before the latter happen
>>559714013I haven't read the manga, but I've also heard that it isn't yuri at all
>>559714062>but I've also heardand here's another keyword "heard"If you say you ONLY heard someone saying the manga never had yuri as the main plot, then those people you've listened to haven't read the manga either
>>559715192To be honest the joke ran longer than it should have. Besides, girls kissing girls is cute.
>>559715283Girls kissing girls is an aberration forbidden by God
>>559715390God's cool with it, I checked.
>>559715419Kit9 is God and he said no.
>>559715419Our god isn't
>>559715576Anon, I literally asked Nemmies.>Hey, your Nemmyness, is yuri okay?>Yeah senpai, as long as they follow through.>Thanks>No sweat, thanks for not asking me when 4A releases.
>>559715673Nemlei quite literally sucks the cock of Kit9 and he said no
>>559715759She sucks it dominantly though, she's the 6'7" Finngolian warrior princess, she makes the rules.
>>559715673You're lying
>>559714062It's canon yaoi now, tomoki got stolen
>>559715931Everything you read on the internet is true
why is older brother + younger sister just the inherent peak sibling dynamic.
>>559716030I've read that you are a faggot
>>559715857I'm glad the world is slowly learning that oral sex is not inherently submissive, rather the giver is indulging themselves.
>>559716087No you haven't.>>559716082Because it's representative of the general preferences of each sex.
>>559716082Sorry I meant older sister + younger brother
>>559716082
>>559716257Yes I have. I have said so on the internet therefore it's true according to >>559716030
>>559716267I've genuinely only seen shotafags prefer that dynamic, no offense
>>559716460Male ones, at that.
>>559708353>t. european
>>559716457I don't see what this has to do with little sisters specifically. If your older sister does not die during childhood, then she will eventually reach {desired age}
>>559716457I meant it in the broader sense too though, Irl I've known plenty of sibling pairs and both within and within the family unit chicks who have older brothers are closer to their brothers than if they have younger brothers / sisters and it's generally the same with dudes but with the outlier that dudes will always have good relationships with their brothers not to psychologyfag but I think it's because the inherent "chicks get a good older male rolemodel in their life" and "the dudes get a protective role early on" that makes it a self sustaining dynamic that makes both people inherently better in the long run
>>559716267It's peak when the girl is older but just barely, 2-3 years tops. Otherwise you're likely to grow not that close because girls generally lean towards boys who are older, so you'll be probably hanging out in different circles
>>559716767Anon, the point is that youth is a feature largely valued by men; by preference men will usually *prefer* younger women.
>>559716901Your sister will be youthful (or maybe she won't) regardless of which of you is the older sibling. A 20yo sister is a 20yo sister, for instance.
>>559717115Anon, respectfully, I don't think you're smart enough for a conversation.
>>559716457fake unsourced graphhas ai managed to find where it came from yet?
>>559677152Redpill me on it, it looks intriguing
>>559717303>@gwok, id dis twue?
>>559716460I'm an oneefag but I hate shotashit, I like the younger brother becoming dominant and the powerdynamics flipping
>>559717225Are you? You claim you're talking about the youth of women, yet you are injecting the age of the male into this, despite it having no effect on the youth of the woman.
>>559717468Yes, anon, given that the conversation is about younger/older sibling dynamics, so thank you for proving my point for me. Men prefer women that are younger than them as a statistical average.
>>559717708The chart you provided just gave absolute values for ages.
>posting horse show fanartsee you in 3 days
>>559718220NOOOOO MERCY I HAD A LAPSE IN MEMORY AND FORGOT THE RULES
>>559717885Oh my fucking god, dude. Here, let me provide you with some stuff so that you can read, you aren't informed enough at even a baseline level to even participate in this conversation, you're too stupid, like I said. Also, I didn't post the chart.https://theblog.okcupid.com/undressed-whats-the-deal-with-the-age-gap-in-relationships-3143a2ca5178?gi=f612f7fed5f2https://www.businessinsider.com/dataclysm-shows-men-are-attracted-to-women-in-their-20s-2014-10>What does this meanMen's more strongly prefer women younger than them than women do, while both parties value youth to an extent, men show a larger preference, and their preference remains largely static with age while women's preferences will shift with age.>And?You'll never guess what happens when you get older. So does everyone else. That's not to say there's anything *wrong* with an older sister, a sister is a sister is a sister, but there's a reason the overwhelming bulk of incest fiction regarding siblings features an older brother and younger sister.
>>559717462>>559716863>older sister who hits the sweet spot of not too old and not too young, so she is your peer yet still possessive of you and you one-up each other trying to show your affections
>>559717303>>559716457It's from a study from the '90s made by a handful of Californian jews, I don't even think the sample size was 100.
>>559715192>and here's another keyword "heard"To be fair, this argument works the other way too. I've only head that the manga became only yuri to begin with
>>559713810I knocked multiple times, she never answers the door
>>559718761This exactly has been my dream scenario for years, I hope to see it in some media one day
>>559719047you gotta break in to show just how much you care by making sure she's fine
>>559718761>sister who hits the sweet spot of not too old and not too youngTwin sister supremacy
>>559719047...Is she alive in there?
>>559719206>Twin sister supremacyTRUE!
>>559719097I thought about unlocking her door, but I'm a little worried she might be masturbating
>>559718682>>559718682>>559718682
>>559719324I hope so. She shouldn't be dead... she's never normally dead.
>>559718545Anon, I understand the phenomenon of men dating younger. However, I have been saying that the initial chart you gave (>>559716457), which merely listed absolute values of ages, is irrelevant evidence for the popularity of imoutos. This is because the data isn't presented broken down by the age of the male respondents, nor does the chart disprove that a little sister can be 35 (the median age is 38), nor are you going to molest your 14yo sister. If the argument you are advancing is "I will bang my slightly younger sister instead of my slightly older sister on account of the former being closer to the ideal age of 14", that is a half measure of a half measure.
>>559719660You're too dumb for the conversation.
>>559719572Break in and make sure she is fine! (Or more realistically get your parents to do it. Seriously, I'd be worried.)
>>559719737Your chart is irrelevant to your argument and you are too retarded to see that. Your chart suggests that guys prefer women of an absolute value age (this being 14). The data as presented literally does not say anything about the age of the male respondents, despite the post you initially replied to being SPECIFICALLY about older males with younger females. The only possible interpretation of your argument whereby your chart would be relevant evidence is "Given that most males are older than 14, this chart would support the idea that men prefer little sisters over older sisters since little sisters would be closer to the ideal age of 14", but again, if your little sister is 28 then this methodology would not even qualify as a half measure. I'm not disputing that men date younger on average, yet you keep repeating information everyone already knows ass though it's a titanic rebuttal to someone asking what the fuck the absolute values in your chart are meant to prove about incest.
>>559720721You aren't smart enough to understand even the basic premise of the conversation, you are too dumb, please just stop.
>>559720721Didn't you hear him? You're too dumb for the conversation.
>>559720906What argument do you believe I am advancing?
>>559721208I have no fucking idea because I haven't actually read any of your posts. I saw you didn't understand the point of the chart (which I did not post) and decided you're not worth taking seriously because you can't even accept the most basic premise (men prefer women younger than them) at face value.
>>559721341>you can't even accept the most basic premise (men prefer women younger than them) at face valueI literally said this multiple times. You haven't even read my posts yet you're trying to make claims about them?
>>559721471>You haven't even read my posts yet you're trying to make claims about them?No, I'm making claims about you not being smart enough to understand the conversation at a baseline, please stop vindicating me it stopped being funny a while ago.
>>559721602So, when I agree multiple times that men generally date younger, which part of that is a failure to understand the conversation at a baseline?I understand the conversation at a baseline; the CHART however is irrelevant evidence in this instance.
>>559721775>I understand the conversation at a baseline; the CHART however is irrelevant evidence in this instance.The CHART says men prefer younger women.
>>559721838Younger than whom? The data isn't broken down by the age of the male respondents! That's why it's irrelevant evidence.
>>559721974And this is why I said you're too stupid to understand the conversation.
>>559722030Which part of the chart defines the age of the male respondents?
>>559722030The chart does not break down the data by the age of the male respondents, who for all we know could mainly be 12yo boys.Could you explain why you believe it's definitively impossible for the male respondents to mainly be 12yo boys? Could you explain why you believe any particular permutation of respondent ages can be ruled out? If not, that is an admission that there is ambiguity in interpreting the data.Could you explain why you believe a chart that does not break down the data by age is relevant evidence?
>>559722030Could you explain why you believe the chart is relevant evidence for a relativistic claim despite the chart not offering any anchor points to which something could be relative to?
/calg/ - Hebephilia general
>>559735845The most based general
