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Home screen should have a button with student birthdays for the week or month
>>559421307
Bing
Eat ze eggs Sensei
/bag/, what did we learn from the previous thread?
I love rabbits like Miyako the most
Shirokuro is the worst boss in the game. I stand by what I said. Not even Yesod's requirements and execution timings are as bad as having to deal with Shirokuro's repositioning bullshit.
>>559421380Still waiting for the feature that lets me kissing my students on the home screen.
>visit the Team Fortress 2 general for the fun of it, its current plagued with BA images, bunnies with fat asses and Honey the cat for some reasonHow dare you playing different video games
which student has the best momotalks?
>>559421530the repositions are extremely lenient
Gross...
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>559421641I will fry your canon wife Fuuka.
>>559421616then don't post them.
>Miyo, it's you!! You're To Whom Art Belongs?!!
>>559421453stop wasting imejis
>>559421542Mika's are still my favorite because it's a pretty thorough exploration of her character and has a full arc within the Momotalks alone.
>>559421530>t. has never done Goz before the rework
>>559421530>Yesod is badYou haven't even seen it yet.
>>559421453we don't learn here, this is a teaching general
>>559421712You just did it yourself.
>>559421593For the kuro phase it isn't at all. One small mistake and oopsie your super slow student marked with the black feather gets 1-shotted, or your other 2 students get severely damaged because you overcompensated trying to get your feather-marked student outside of the damage zone and in turn caused your other normal students to reposition too early, so they just reset and go back to exactly where they were (the damage zone). ShiroKuro SUCKS
stop wasting images
Hey can you guys log out of smoke for one second so I can buy slay the steeple 2 thanks.
>>559421808Anal Queen Takane
>>559421641we know sensei
Pull the trigger bitchI know you won't
>>559421835stop going for 1t mald comps
>have been MALDING torment for 6 hours straight>a mock battle spent on nothing but restarting>after 3 successes and million retarts I attempt the real thing>get Kuro down to half health and my whole team is down>my dumbass thinks I can body throw her when I literally have never done any strategies to make this work>doing this retarded move again when I've had anecdotes of me being a literal retard making this exact same decision>forfeit instead of MALDING for a more feasible outcome>spent the rest of my ticket malding, dumping resources into the fire like a fucking dumbass>fail anyway>want to try another ticket but I legally can't because it's less than an hour before resetI'm gonna rape your cunny next time Kuro. Next time
>>559421931Your team does no fucking damage even if you don't go for 1t mald comps. That's like 3-4 teams of having to deal with Kuro's bullshit with increasingly worse repositioning options
>>559421835just find a consistent safe spot and your students won't move or get hit
>>559421530I agree with you, SRKR is badly designed
Sensei
>>559421835Use your covers, learn your ranges and your safespots, learn how pathfinding works, time your repos properly instead of just throwing your skills out randomly.
>>559422035>4 teamsfeed your fish, Sensei. stop keeping important students unbuilt
>>559421307who
Miyako won btw
>>559422035The fuck are you talking about bro? You get your students in the safespot ONCE and they are safe for the entire fight. Your own DHina/Nozomi, Mika, Kuroko, SMika are all good DPS options.
>try to renew pakeji through steam >shit’s taking a while to process>charges money off my wallet but I don’t get anything in gamegreat
>>559421716base mika? i don't remember anything extraordinary in her momos.
>>559421835>reposition for first lines>your reposition in front of the rest of your team will take damage for 2nd lines>groggy before 3rd lines>first line repeats again, all students are already out of them>your reposition in front of the rest of your team will take damage for 2nd lines repeat (will likely die here because no more shield)>timer is almost over anyway, just kill the bitch>win
OH MY GOD! PURPLE!
>>559422343Slay the Spire 2 literally breaking steam.
>>559422343check your mail sensei
>>559422343thats rough....
>>559421920
coom in Nozoom.
>>559422463is it?>checks steamHOMURA HIME IS OUT!?
>>559422463in early access?
>>559422882Nice Imperial Star Destroyer
>>559421503too long
>>559422601
Always trust the villain Midori agenda
>>559422882what the fuck
>>559423081>when you zoosed the zoos too hard
>>559423040>>559423126What's wrong?
>>559423081still better than me xdddd
Thanks for the coins, faggots.
>>559423125How is Midori a villian? I went Karaoke with her, got sleepy and I woke up in bed with her, clearly was looking after me, she's an angel.
>>559423163cute
>>559423309She was singing evil songs at the karaoke.
>>559423312as expected of my wife
>>559423312what the fuck did she do to them
>steamaaand that's a skip
>>559423398Midori was singing Interpol - Evil...
I just wanted to play slay the spire 2 gaben
>>559423275>lost to the kayokochad
How would you feel if Volume 7 focused on Highlander Academy?
I'm on volume F, does the story ever return to any SoL? I want another vol2ch1 to be honest
>>559423713I'd be very happy. as long as it's not Gehenna or Trinity I'm fine with anything
>>559423713Pray that Abydos isn't in it.
>>559423394>>559423626Stop posting my Mom.
>>559423767You need a new volume, but not even Vol 2 was safe from steaks, even low steaks
Odds I roll on the magical girlsEvens I horde
You have 10 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>>559423880that's hard considering the ties with suou left unresolved
>>559423713Pray there's no Gourmets or Hinawank in the Thunder Emperor scenario.
Jumby my beloved...
I want a Wildhunt volume
>>559423937FUCK
>>559423962God, I need this in my life...
>>559424076enjoy your Megucas
Looking at all the various Units I need and want for top tier raid content - its very overwhelming. I'm still new(ish) and am struggling hard to know which units to actually farm on Hard stage - when I should be pushing my units gear level - which units skills are worth raising.It seems like I want maybe 20+ different characters but I'm barely able to level one (skills, equipment). That - and trying to balance characters I actually like.This is all to say...who are THE units I should PULL for in the future. I'll hoard my gems for them.Who are units I can build that are going to be basically good for 'everything'.
>>559423937>>559424076retardGOD
>>559424161students*
>>559423713Fine as long as there's no Hina/Hoshino/Gourmet wank
>5/5>132 -> 24
>... units ... units ... units ...[-]
>Unitsprotip for you if you're new, don't call them that. they're your precious students.
>>559424243What if it was Shiroko wanking you off?
Favorite unit?
>>559424161
Hina should EAT
>>559424348decameter
>>559424348kilograms
Of course muh unitskeks can't recognize a copypasted reddit post.
>>559423767Main story is light SoL elements only. Event stories are what you want for something more SoL focused
>>559424348Ohm
>>559424390Did >he launch the reddit bot again?
All unitsLocal units
>>559424348horsepower
We call'em units here
>>559424161>>559424390oh no nojust pick the best support students and borrow DPS
https://x.com/i/status/2029336739614269552TRUTH
resetarona
resetalice!
resetkaede
twinset
>>559424698>>559424713ohhh YOU GON GET IT
>>559424691>>559424692>>559424695>>559424696
>>559424698>>559424713DIE
>>559424698>>559424713STUPID IDIOTS LET DIE YUUKA WIN
>>559424750Gogurtnigger didn't writ anything so it doesn't count
>>559424627They're my champs.
>>559424695
>>559424773>>559424747>look at post>2.39MB pngyeah that's a skill issue on my end, I picked the wrong one, I'm supposed to pick the jpg...
Kufu
>>559424348nautical mile
>>559424952Me too...
Today is the day to start saving tickets, right?
>>559424856It's too late, the gogurt's already in your mind.
>>559424027I don't mind Wildhunt volume as long as my studentwife gets screentime
I adore her.
We don't want wildhunt slop volumes here
>>559424856>writ
>>559425159Here's something to put in your mind.
>>559425306
I CAN'T FUCKING LOG INTO MY ACCOUNT AND MY NETWORK IS WORKING FINE WHAT'S GOING ON? GABE NEWELL!!!!!
>>559425306All I see is the incoming gogurt edit.
>>559425128bounty tickets for upcoming 2x? it's only thursday for 3x, friday for 2x
Thoughts on fanart where Sensei settles down with just one student? Should he have multiple wives instead?
>>559425360Die scum, die
>>559425374Abnormal gameplay bro...
>>559425496
>>559424664>sees that it's a spam post copied from Reddit>still replies
Be honest
>>559425713that's a dude
>>559425753nigga how
>>559425387Even with x2 it's still 9 extra, no?
>>559425436canon Sensei (me) has twins for wives
>>559425423
>>559425839It wouldn't last until then
>>559425556I was playing just 5 hours ago without a problem, didn't get a notification of my account being banned anyway that's why I don't get what's the issue now
If Seia is a horse does that mean Seiafags are bronies?
I've acquired poozu
>>559425713depends how big his dick is
CRAP
Parfait and a laptop
We need more lolified students
>>559422463I thought it wasnt out until tomorrow I get paid on fridays.
>1 purpleHeehee
>>559426019If Ako is a sow does that mean Akofags are oedipus?
Is this the first official Kuroko plushie?
Two Useless Gadgets
If Yuuka is like a mother to me does that mean I am a good boy?
>>559426489OH MY GOD TACTICOOL HOSHINO I AM GOING TO CUDDLE HER
Sena holding me in her arms and weeping like a renaissance painting (I have a tummyache)
>>559426456I googled to get the joke which lead me to "oedipus complex" which lead me to HIM AGAIN GOD DAMMIT
>>559426687your tummy hort?
[ATTENTION]STEAM IS DEAD IN SOME PLACES AND I WANT TO PLAY FOR FUCKS SAKE
Neruset
>>559426489Never kill yourself (Armed)
>>559426841Yeah..............
Is Yesod really that bad? Since the rentryanon quit I didn't see which students I should have rolled for
>>559427181Brutal.
/bag/ is skipping yesod
>yessod filtering people already cool, make gookako fags mald non stop
>>559427207Raid guide is cumming soon.
>>559426418filthy l*licon
Gookakos are veterans. It's a requirement to be one.
>>559427156YOU
It took me longer than I'd like to admit, but I've just realized that I don't have to reposition all 4 students if they are not in the aoe. This way reposition is more predictable since they don't block each other
>>559427207you can do insane with no effort and it will guarantee plat
>>559427181nagi, please babuMika needs her cake
I always thought the Steam client used Nexon own severs, but I guess that's not the case?
I love that moment when Midori defeated Neru and she said, "Stand proud Neru, You are strong."
>>559425713needs pubes
>>559427687
Why are there only 260 double TORs on EU as we speak? Is Kuro filtering the fubukis?
>>559427687This but Ibuki and Kokona
>>559427360I don't need to prove it to you that I can play this game bitch
>>559427839Ask again on Sunday, its GA
>>559427687This is worth the RAM prices
Remember that time when Midori defeated big Shiroko? I love that moment when everyone suddenly appeared to give an applause and said "congratulations"
>>559427839no im just too lazy
>>559427687ZAMN
>>559427914But it was Mika who defeated bigroko
Iroha is literally the perfect woman
>>559428090Then she should breastfeed me.
Where's Waldo?
>>559427839For me it's bullying the bosses under 1 minute on ExtremeWhat's the point of doing Insane or Torment anyway it's all going to get Fubuki'd in the end
>>559428221The coins.
Students for this Sensei?
>>559427839I'm too busy having sex with Shiro
>>559428221the challenge
>>559428214>only 4 possible spots leftCould be worse.
>>559421530>SRKR arrives>"Guys SRKR is the worst boss in the game">Geburah arrives>"Guys Geburah is the worst boss in the game">Hoverboat arrives>"Guys Wakamo is the hottest boss in the gameMAKE UP YOUR MIND
How vital are msReisa and Suzumi?I remember reading that msReisa is useful on some raids with multiple teams and PvP, while msSuzumi is great for Yesod. I can only assume msReisa requires investment into UE40.I really want to drop a spark at them, but i already dickrolled Miyo, and times are dire, with multiple great students on the horizon, like dMitcher and every single one banner on FES. It would also be wise to finally get qipao alts, although they are probably be able to be chosen in the next selector.
>>559428059Hoshino was kind of an asshole for not going all out.
>>559428326I wonder what their age is
>>559428435>>"Guys Wakamo is the hottest boss in the gamenot when Shiro exists
>>559427049John Europe forgot to pay the gabben tax
>>55942853140s I think
>>559428485She was going all out by helping buff the gorilla.
>>559428462mreisa works at ue30 for lunatic kurokage
>>559428556saying this when geburah exists is insane
>>559428435>AIIEEEEE WHY DO I HAVE TO ENGAGE WITH GAME MECHANICS!!!!Add complaining about JFD weeks and you have it all.
>>559428556>>559428670You mean Chokmah
>>559427546cheese
>>559428670but Geburah is pretty cold...
>all mechanics are good and sacred and you should never complain about any of them
>>559428435rare good akopost!?
>>559428435>"Guys SRKR is the worst boss in the game"Yes>"Guys Geburah is the worst boss in the game"Geb is actually a fun fight, there are just way too few girls in the niches needed to do him on high difficulties>>559428556Kuro is way sexier than Shiro senpai
>>559428701The infinite desire of students to run into puddles is not an engaging game mechanic.
>>559428884you guys say this more often than you think you know
>>559428915I disagree. I'm not a fan of birds to Kuro doesn't do much to me. Shiro's ears are very erotic
>>559428059Ahh, the good old days when Mika was so OP compared to everything else.
>RNG in a time limited scenario that uses extremely limited resources for try
Iori be like Oh hell naw sensei’s licking my feet again
We can all agree though that Peroro is the best raid in the game.
>>559428658Is she a good replacement for iMari, oShiggy or cSena for torments? Last clear i needed to borrow cSena for comfier torment negro gato.
>>559429153it was ok until BHoshino trivialized it
>>559426418This but with glasses.
>>559427915
>>559429153Hitting those mobs for any consistent damage is the bane of my existence.I think I like every other boss more, regardless of difficulty.
>>559429315Lun didn't seem trivial even with two of them to me. I couldn't do it.
No I won't engage with the mechanicsNo I won't level up specific units for itNo I won't even read what the boss doesI should be able to>Start the fight>Buff my dps>Press EX one time>Boss deadand I should get plat for that
>>559429584i say this and this is my mindset
>>559429452Hina hideina...
>>559429584you are so real for this
>>559429584Based
>>559421995you can continue your attempt after resetI do feel you tho
I wish my studentwife got more art
>>559429713>>559429664>>559429632IT'S AN IRONIC POST YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH IT
>>559429264
>>559429584Yes
>>559429809Secondary shit. Halos don't actually give off light.
>>559429584This, but the damage output should be entirely based on relationship rank
>>559422463>early accessthis shit is fucking cancer
>Doing a raid the day MARATHON releases.....
>>559429746I do too
I WAS RANK 30 YESTERDAY YOU FUCKING CHINK NIGGERS SLEEPING AGENT FAGGOTS
>>559429759we are all serious here24/7get your ass back to the circus if you wanna be a clown
>>559429884Proof?
>>559422463Is still a deckbuilder?
>>559429930
Sensei is canonically supposed to be good at what the gameplay represents. Don't be an embarrassment to your students.
Sex with Arius mob-chans
>>559429930>Lethal Company is still in early access after all these years
>>559430160wtf I love early access now
>>559430267Commanders that micromanage are shit at their jobs tho
>>559428609????I said "their", I'm talking about the daughters
>>559429527That's the problem. No option should be so by far and away the best one that the only way to clear content is to use 2 copies of her. Kurokage also has a similar issue but there were a few clears with only 1 SHanako.
Name of their group?
>>5594261704
>>559430441sensei's social circle
>>559429584>units
>>559430441Police Code 288.
>>559430441Sex with childs
Axis of Gogurt triumphs once again.
>>559430438With that I can agree. Powercreep gaps get really bad sometimes. I just wouldn't say it's a probem that makes Peroro uniquely worse.
>>559429884>halos don't have shadows>halos don't give off lightboth can't be true
>>559430441They actually made Kokona ridiculously erotic holy lord almighty
>>559431038It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>559431108if kokona is erotic where is her art?
if art is erotic where is her kokona?
Will Kuroko ever appear again in a future main story update?
>>559431608
sensei
>>559431716I feel that picture should be NSFW but I can't put my finger on what is is...
Soon
>>559422113>>559431787bitch didn't you say you hate adults?
>>559431716I actually really didn't like the direction Pikacuck was taking with Kuroko with the whole "I'm le strong and independent womyn so I'll just disappear until the plot needs me"
>>559431038You're implying halos have mass.
The seven prisoners event will be battle of intellects between kaya and Profesor Smug
do I have to do all 3 variants of the boss or can I just spam one
AAAI WANT TO ROLL
>>559432314Yes
>>559432074Did you expect her to just starve herself after having an existential breakdown where she had to face people she had already killed and the sensei she knew fucking died?Having time to herself to find her footing again is normal, its not like there are therapists roaming Abydos, and she intentionally went offgrid until (you) ran into her by chance and gave her a phone.
before starting blue archive: i wish these girl collector gacha games had actual gameplayplaying blue archive: i wish this gameplay would stop getting in the way of reading the cute girl story
>>559432314End score is based on your highest score for each individual colour.You also get currency for each clear, and you get tickets per boss. Not using the tickets you're given is just wasting free shit and lowering your end score.
>>559432314just be yourself
>>559432473bro there is no gameplay that gets in the way of reading the story
>>559432041
before starting seia archive: i wish these seia collector gacha games had actual seiaplayplaying seia archive: i wish this seiaplay would stop getting in the way of reading the cute seia story
ShimaCos alt when?
>>559432314You only have to do each color once. It's less gameplay than Total Assault requiring you to play every day.
>>559432582bro the Ark of Atrahasis Conquest?
/bag/, post your own BA logo using this:https://pixelframe.design/pokopia-font-logo-generator/
idk what happened or what did I press but I was raping the chibi SHanako in the formation screen so hard that the game threw me back to the main menu
>>559432582>he forgot el grand filtro already
>>559431038>halos turn out to be sensei's imagination>students say they can kind of see them just to not make sensei feel bad
Fuck me man, I've gotten better at dodging this shit but I still can't beat Kuro. If everything goes right I get to him with 1.5 min left and I can't deal enough damage for the second team to cleanup
>>559432874I wish they did that more often honestly
>>559432874>tfw normal units have become so OP nowdays that newfags don't complain about him anymoreLiterally a level 30 Hanako could kill it
>>559432938Only girls are cute when they're retarded anon.
>>559432785
>>559433054>newfags don't complain about him anymoreDon't know where you draw that line, but I started with the Steam release and got filtered hard. Other anons in the threads did too.
>>559433120i was tapping her super fast to spam her yelp voice line and the game went black and put me in the lobby lol
>>559432874I'm kinda sad you can kill him the day you start now, with all the exp buffs and power creep
>>559433305
>>559433023Kuro is easily safespottable with cleanup teamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcMpajVbEDk
anyone who can give me some team suggestions? The bHosh strats seem unfun so I wanna try to do something else
I want to have these IRL
>>5594282147th column, 2nd row
>>559432785If you spam something that sends messages to the game server too quickly that happens. You can easily trigger it if you scroll the high score lists too fast.
>>559433439How about you properly learn how to teambuild?
>>559433302There have been less complaints more recently because the newfag bonus 50% exp got extended to everyone under level 70 and they run double account exp a bunch.When the steam release hit that bonus was only through level 50.
I won £130 on the lottery and popped my F2P cherry by buying all the one-time pyro packs. I no longer have to skip mahous.
>>559433584why does raping Hanako- I mean, tapping a chibi send anything to the server?
>>559433439Shizuko
>>559433439Trust me, the strats without B.Hoshino are worse. She's simply the best student for the job. But you can try coping with Mimori.
>>559433670>Oi you cheeky wanker! You changing your unit formation?!
>>559433374I wasn't aware of that, thanks. How precise do I have to be with the reposition there? Does the teamcomp or range of the student get in the way of doing it that way?
>>559433023nice, at least you started using sSeia nowthe Nozomi you're borrowing is UE50, I guess you have no UE60 available to borrow? no Hikari of yours either?
>>559433590I would if I was still NEET. There's too much trial and error involved in purple due to the short range of Shupos>>559433689I lost too much hair to dAru last time...>>559433732Mimori worked like a charm on red but her range isn't short enough here
>>559433023Kuro is a girl
>>559433670It might not be the cause. It was just the first thing that came to mind.
Rate this illustration
I have to finish GA by today since POE league starts tomorrow, but I have limited resources, I want to do a high difficulty, and I have a small roster, and I don't know an effective strategy or where to spend my resources as a new player.
>>559433787Started in december so no shupos, the one I'm borrowing is the best I've got. I've tried using sMika but she deals less damage. I was thinking of maybe switching oChinatsu for something else but I'm not sure who would be better
>>559433023Have you considered an Aoba+Airi team to hit Kuro with her own hits?I dunno how much health youre leaving to your second team so it could help.
>>559428090says who?
Microslop announced a new console
>>559433760just try it man it depends on the specific repositon you want to do
GUH
>>559433981Stop trying to farm (You)s anon it's pathetic.Or at least change your filenames it's way too obvious.
>>559434006post your entire student list if you can, I'll tell you if there's anything better. I imagine you're using oChinatsu as a cope buffer right?
>>559434061Yuzu would do this
>>559434038Says me
>>559434061Yuzu became a prostitute...
>>559433981cute mari but >no halo
>set Azusa as my archive recruitment 3*>get Hifumiwoah
>>559434006SMika can be moved into the bottom safespot with Kotori since you already used Mimori. Use Aoba, Izuna, Asuna, or other students to get into other safepots and 2 special buffers of your choice and she should easily do all of Kuro's HP.
Irohahttps://x.com/hudeakoko/status/1990054012981526579?s=20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFKsAi3BFEghttps://x.com/nyonnyon0721/status/2028050212322001191?s=20
ENTER
>>559434358You can clearly see the halo shining golden above her head. It's just how the students perceive them.
>>559434036I wasn't there for steam release so no Aoba>I dunno how much health youre leaving to your second team so it could helpIt depends, in most cases I can get Kuro down to 5-6M so I'm missing a lot>>559434057Ok thanks, I'll try>>559434227Yeah, buffer and low ex cost to go through rotation. I see I can make a list on schaledb so I'll post it in a minute
>>559434557Flat redheads are the best…
Okay, this score is better than the last one for my UE40 Nozomi.
The joke is that its actually Momoi who twice now has flipped out and decided to track down someone IRL after losing in video games twice now in canon. Yet somehow Momoi is now the voice of reason.
imagine sensei wants to smuggle something through wildhunt so the inspector makes him eat out her unwashed hairy pussy
>>559435084Kek
>>559435084The Japanese REALLY do not like when you hit their dead bodies in games. Same in fighting games I saw a few who changed their names to cuss out people who do it.
>>559431716is this traditional Abydos attire?
>>559435079Don't want to spend more on her honestly.
>>559435501no
>>559434673Here's the list, I was thinking of maybe using Kuroko since I have her at UE40 but I'm not sure if she'd provide more value than oChinatsu
>>559434673Really any means of repositioning should let you do an Airi meme team.From the farmables theres also izuna or just pairing Serena with a tank. So long as they dont wipe to the autoattacks having Kuro hit herself should clean up a decent amount of HP over the course of the timer
I really want a Karin in my game...
It is!
>>559433496>wanna be the chain nestled between her breastsrealest wordsI wanna be enveloped by Nagi-chan's breasts just like Hoshino is enveloped in tempura batter
>>559435392That reminds me how it was a regular thing to do in Lethal League to juggle someone's knocked out body for a bit because it gave you +1 charge if you did it until next round, or something
>>559434332But do you have any proof to back up your claim?
Well? What would you do if this happened to you?
>>559436359Iroha herself is proof of her greatness
>>559436481Scream and cry but unironically. Delinquent girls are probably all ugly as fuck and unladylike, why would any self respecting Sensei want his dick anywhere near one when he has an entire diet of sweet, kind, beautiful, high status girls to love and enjoy?
>>559436496Artist source?
>>559433023you don't wanna use 2 repos. You gotta learn how to time Mimori so that your girls are running out of circles right before the explosion. Usually the circles being halfway there works best
>>559436496I won't believe it until i see her feet
>>559436689where do you see 2 repositions in my team?
>>559436818He probably forgot what base shizuko looks like.
Nagisa’s still your favorite member of the Tea Party, right?
>>559435827let's see... couple options I could see here:>removing sShiroko and replacing her with sNagisa, and replacing oChinatsu with Maki for the def down instead (you'll lose the extra cost regen from sShiroko but I'm pretty sure that'll be comfier in terms of damage. also sNagisa has crit damage resistance debuff on her basic)>replacing just oChinatsu with sMika or Kuroko>replacing sShiroko with Ako and oChinatsu with Cherino (that way you still keep a cost regen bonus, but you lose the def down, if you were even using it in the first place. worth noting Cherino also has a crit damage resistance debuff on her basic so she'll help with that too. sNagisa provides that too so using Ako is better here)>I was thinking of maybe using Kuroko since I have her at UE40 but I'm not sure if she'd provide more value than oChinatsushe definitely will, not sure if she's the best option between those above but might be worth a try
>>559436481Pretend it never happened but bottle it up and let the trauma and fear of my students eat away at me until I have a nervous breakdown. Like a true sensei would.
>>559436818I hallucinated Shizuko as sShizuko kekyou don't want the cover then
>>559421307I want to fuck Rumi
seia wifehappy life
>>559436920I did not expect it but Nagi really grew on me. Now she's about equal with Seia
>missed out on 9 favorite students surveypostfuck my chud life
>>559436920she always was and likely always will be my least favorite. though I don't like Mika either
Can't stop thinking about hugging Alice....
/bag/ loves mika
>>559436923Thanks man, I'm almost tempted to give up but I'll try with different students. Maybe I'm just too focused on this particular teamcomp>>559436951I'm not beating this without a cover
>>559437242what's stopping you from still replying
>>559437297True
Students who love an old bald man in his early 30s?
>>559437196Goddamn I only recognize One Piss and PreCure for the anime roles
>>559437362you don't need cover, just make sure you do 2 Mimori repos before the balls and they're both as far to the right lane as possible + slightly forward
holy cute
>>559437196Foom shares a seiyuu with that slatternly harlot Hakari?
>>559437196what kind of name is date a buller
damn, that's inspirational...
>>559436650I actually tried to find it yesterday but I couldn’t, I think they either got banned or deleted the tweet>>559436701
>>559437749so the mangaka has to inevitably add kei in the following months right?
>>559437992Could be worse
>>559438109is this another case of he has all the meta students but just a shitter and can't execute the team right or is he doing something actually new?
>>559438172Clock sex...
>>559438157He did it with other characters like Noa and I think Toki? that just randomly showed up without much introduction. So it's possible.
>>559438172I want to date a rabbit
>>559438172Kotori was the best. Clock a shit.
>>559438157would be nice for sure. I want to see her interact with the club too...>>559438109green wife spotted>>559438336yeah there's a few that show up. Asuna, Maki, Hare, the engineers, Noa, lots of random mob-chans too
>>559438293It's someone who only does full auto
>>559438293>is this another case of he has all the meta students but just a shitteryep
>>559438118I'm a believer now
>>559438172We hate idol here.
Wow, when Midori pulled up and said, "What are we, some kind of blue archive?" I came.
>>559438157>>559438336oh and I forgot, but Ibuki and Sex also show up too. see >>559421516
What will Nexon plan for April Fools' this year?
>>559438861Gehenna volume announcement.
>>559438861I dont think they can top the JTF mob VN
>>559436627Nah man, it's an all-girl world, it's the prettiest and nicest ones that get ostracized
5 more days until I'll finally be able to roll properly for the first time this year
>>559438949Nothing will ever top thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-S36QPANA
Is buying Pyros still a scam? I'm 100 pulls from a spark and managed to dodge both Iori and Hina in my pulls this week. All I got was a Hiyori and Mina.
Midori kicked the puppy, don't believe in Midori.
>>559438861Probably some mini game with Aris and Kei
>>559439321the fuck do you mean a scam? It's all relative. You can do well as a completely F2P player or whale out if you want.
>>559439321>100 pulls from a sparkbro...
>>559439321Maybe, maybe not
Which students is Sensei not allowed to drop the soap around?
>>559438861>>559438949>>559439185What if Nexon releases a sequel to that VN? Would that be kino?
>>559439554>not allowedwho's gonna stop me?
>>559439321>100 pulls>this weekWhat is this strategy?
>>559434557girls licking male nipples is the worst semi-recent trend in porn
>>559439554I once dropped the soap around Midori. She slapped my ass and humped me.
>>559439698Why? What the hell
>>559439321Never feed Arona
>>559439698I don't know, and I haven't open the link. But Ibuki licking my nipples would be hot.
>>559439692B.Karin had to be sparked.
>>559439807I find it extremely unsexy, kills my boner every time
>>559439698It's a plague upon modern porn to be honest, women eating man ass is not that far behind, I'm starting to see it more often
oh no, she's becoming too strong... she's smart now...
Fuck, Marry, Kill
>>559439698What do you mean? Women aren't the only ones who feel pleasure from having their nipples played with, you should give it a try stroking your dick with one hand while using the other to rub and squeeze one of your nipples
As a male, nowadays it feels like our actions are restricted as people expected a certain set of behaviors out of me.
>>559439674Yeah, they could release mob-chan as a welfare unit while they're at it too
guh...!6k pyro and 40 new memo lobbies, now lets see how long I can keep it clear before they start piling up again
>>559439929real
>>559440007>fuckSeia>marrySeia>killthe other two whores
>>559439905I guess that's fair, you're just the first person i see on the site say something about it
I thought the Saiba twins was ok, but when John Saiba appeared, I was like, now this is Blue Archive.
Sensei telling Karin that he's okay with her kind "as long as they act right"
>>559440007Fuck MikaMarry NagisaKill Seiaposter
>>559440007Fuck MikaMarry NagiKill Seia
>>559440219I don't like it either, but I just use AI now, so it's not really a problem anymore.
>>559440350>>559440354
>>559440007Kill SeiaIgnore MikaFuck and Marry Nagi-sama, making her the happiest woman in Kivotos!
>>559440007Fuck MikaFuck NagisaMarry Seia
>>559440007>Fuckthat comes after>Marryall of them>Killthose who want to hurt my precious students
>>559440436Hey, I like Seia, the anon just didn't leave me with many options
One time, I ran out of Miso because Mika was around. MisoNO Mika.
>>559440007>Fuckall of them>Marryall of them>Killfirst reply
>>559439698Nipple tease isn't that bad. You should divert your disgust towards rimming, that's just gross regardless the gender.
>>559440007Kill Mika.Rest is whatever.
I prefer big nipples on my students. Which is an unexpectedly rare fetish.
I didn't realise Aris' colours changes if you charge the EX
who's betterkokona or i.mari?
>>559440563you are meant to create miracles
>>559433069
noooooo
>>559440751Anal: kokonaVaginal: kokonaOral: mari
>>559440026Gay ass nigga
>>559440751i. mari
Seia actually reserved an area in Trinity specifically for lesbian students. It was a true Yurizone by Yurizono Seia
>>559438557I need her feet in my mouth
>>559440843time to learn to draw anon
If Reisa is Serval, who is the Kaban of blue archive?
>>559440909Nigga you're already touching a dick, touching your nipples isn't going to make you any more gay
>>559440990So they get shelled mercilessly by the artillery?
>>559440007>Fuckthe entire GDD>MarryMidori & Momoi>Killanyone who hurts the GDD in any way
>>559440843time to learn to prompt anon
>>559441106i can draw, they generally aren't the best and i can't get aroused at my own drawings when they turn out good, i guess it's time to beg for an alt to make her popular
>>559440843time to learn to use your imagination anon
>>559441143Reisa is Crested Ibis.
>>559440843Time.
>>559440990Seia is the cornerstone of heterosexualityshe is the final gate
>Decide to try prebuilding groggy on Shiro>Mimori needs multiple EX cycles to move to another laneI hope whoever designed this boss gets food poisoning
>>559440843
>>559437196>hifumiHOW
>>559441459Why isn't she called Seia Straightzono then?
>>559441545what do you mean "HOW"?
>>559437196>Only recognize Sakura and Kanamigoddamn i'm washed
>>559441347But that would inpy that Reisa is a shit singer.
>>559440269that is correct, Senator
>>559440007Fuck MikaThreesome later
>>559441482would chise give me chisejobs?
>>559441465just unga bunga with the top ranked teams and you won't need to worry about it. You will need a bunch of ue60's thougheverbeit.
Don't forget to gogurt your students, bag
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>559441735WTF? Go watch and read Hinamatsuri right now.
>>559441715I am trying to imagine the other girls yapping about peroro-sama and I just can't https://r2.schaledb.com/voice/jp_hihumi/hihumi_exskill_level_1.mp3
I want to hug babu mika
>>559441207Even Rio and Toki?
>>559441703think anon think, if that was the case then she wouldn't be able to insert herself having straight sex with sensei into yuri search results
>>559441957she'll give you a cheesejob
>>559440007Fuck NagisaMarry MikaKill Seia so I can have mentally ill Mika back
>>559436920We need more student alts wearing (scanty) clothing with colors and design that does not follow with what the students typically wear.
>>559441459She's truly the guardian angel of BA
>>559442020No thanks, I prefer Makoto
Thoughts?https://x.com/Shiriko_karaage/status/2029407919587115496
>Uploaded a fanfic yesterday>A few kudos but still no commentsI'm quite literally Shurro
>>559442067I might be able to forgib Toki if she gives me an Abi-Eshuhjob
>>559440007Fuck NagisaMarry SeiaKill Mika
>>559442156looks unnatural
My fanfic is about Midori being the Blue Archive
>>559437196How did Hinamatsuri end again, I got bored after the timeskip but I remember really liking Hitomi
>>559441465nigger what the fuck are you doing just use some 750 range students and block the ball with shizuko or something
>>559442156only prayers
>Sir, your child was found hovering over the body of a Gehenna student with a bloodied crowbar
>feetshit>slop
>>559442136Oh, boy...
Oh no, what if, the blue archive was the third saiba sister all along?
>>559442075Yes, but on the flip side she ends up having yuri in her name! Double-edgy sword.
>>559442331I want a mika childs.
>>559442298>How did Hinamatsuri end againThey have a big rocksion concert to stave off the end of the world. Hina starts going to a game making college but is just slacking. Hitomi keeps being awesome. Anzu keeps waging. Mao becomes a famous actress.
>>559441735>Not reading the absolute peak that is The 100 girlfriends who really really really love youShame on you and all Seiaposters
>>559421307Cute!
>>559436923Holy shit, can't believe I've made it. Gonna try and repeat it tomorrow, this time with a ticket. Timings on skills are really tight but the cost recovery kinda helps me time Mimori's ex. I could make it more comfy by investing since Ako's ex is only lvl4 (I'm out of bluerays) and Cherino's crit def shred (I'm out of aether) but if I'll be able to repeat it on mock then I don't think I'm willing to invest more. Thanks again
>>559440007Eh Nagisa and Mika are whatever but I genuinely need Seia to die. She's such an annoying cunt and her posters are even worse
Would Sensei fuck a ditto disguised as a student?
im -5k in crypto and -200 in betting but that 60 pyros i wasted 2 weeks ago trying to get a better ranking in pvp still haunts me
>>559442020>Hina didn't fuck her Yakuza dadRuined
KIMI TO
>>559442604Ye. Bonus points if it's the :| ditto.
>>559442456
>>559442014>>559442018
>>559442517Nta, but I believe in the idea that if you enjoy a harem story and the guy isn't faceless or (you), you're a cuck.
>>559442772Based opinion
>>559442452Ao Archive>>559442567good job with the 1T anon, glad I could help
>>559442567If you can clear purple, red should be easy
>>559443015She's looking like Toki honestly. Wait, did Ao Saiba appeared before or after Toki?
>>559442772Paranoid perspective. Every single harem is designed for you to self-insert into.
>>559443139after I'm pretty sure
>>559443139she appeared during the rerun and only during the JP one, she never got to global
Momoi Status?
>>559443223Right and wrong, game harems are designed for players to self-insert to. Most story harems are for the writers to self-insert to while the readers watch.
>>559443387Winning
Hina Babina
>>559442313Bitch I wanted to see if I could squeeze out a bit of extra groggy with Nagisa I'm just amazed that Mimori is that bad at repositioning
>>559443387she smart now
>>559443120I've done red first, then blue. Red was easy relatively to the blue/purple, but purple is definitely the most maddening. The most difficult shit about this raid are the bombs in phase 1, I still can't dodge them half of the time but I did get better at it
>>559443494but 100 girlfriends mangaka is a woman
Hina babugogurtina
>>559442331And you didn't confiscate the bloodied crowbar as evidence? You just let her carry it all the way home? This is obviously a setup, don't come back without a warrant and body armor.
do s.seia and kisaki EX stack?
Now this was some good literature.
>>559443494If that is how you perceive it. To me it just seems like you're eager to reach and interpret things as if you're the cuck for some reason.
>>559443796the stronger buff should overwrite the weaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBo9FC4MFgcWaksona
>>559443796have you literally ever seen anyone use them together?
>>559443796no. same type of debuff coming from the same skill (EX, basic, etc) do not stack, unless one is a targetted buff and the other one is a ground aura, for example
>>559442772I believe in the idea that anyone who is this obsessed and paranoid about being cucked is massively cucked.
>>559443621I said most, but who knows if she actually self inserted.
>>559443901no, the latest buff overrides the previous
flame retardant
Forgotten but not forgiven...
If you whale in a gacha game to see your waifu getting along with a non-customizable or non-faceless mc, you're a cuck.
>>559444083flame smartant
>>559443868Finally a good post
FUCK MOMOI
>>559443909qt tippy
>>559444167Mr.CPu-sensei...
Babu Momoi
>>559444252
>>559422329>You get your students in the safespot ONCE and they are safe for the entire fightGetting positioned into that safespot is harder than you'd think.
>have to get a renal ultrasoundBros... I'm getting old
>>559443602I read Flowers for Algernon so I know where this is going...
How many more years until we get the repositioning update?
>>559443868Momoi is... sexy?
>>559444252and Midori>>559444367
>>559443608>>559443674
Blue Archive is the new Doom
>>559444431it's really not unless you are playing on a tiny ass phone
>>559443909>aislopif you think AI has done a lot of damage to art that's nothing compared to it decimating the mashup scene and whatever was left of the YTP scene
>>559440007>fuckThe Pandemonium Society>marryThe Pandemonium Society>killAnyone who dares try to harm the Pandemonium Society
>>559444448Ultrasound?Congrats on your pregnancy anon!
>>559444637Oh, no! That sucks!Anyway.
>tfw no musician studentFeels sad bro
kissing suzumi and making sure to let her know im grateful for her work today and im open to her anytime of the day and night she needs anything at all
>>559444449Yuuka suggested using her a supercalculator, her brain overheated and she turned back into the retard we know and love>>559444431not really, it was pretty consistent for my purple team. I couldn't find a comfy safe spot for the red one so I just repositioned them a 2nd time after groggy>>559444705Momoi...
>>559444790subaru...
>>559444790Remember who introduced you to Wildhunt?
coom in doomrope in hope
>>559444797you can probably see her nipples when looking down
I feel like they will give Satsuki some boring swimsuit alt and i will be so bummed out by it.
>>559440716energy booster
My precious desert rose.
pat pat pat
>>559444912That'd be nice.
>>559444790
Why not just settle for a latina if you're so lonely, bros?
Hey
>>559445404AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559444790Your wonderland's rabbit?
>>559444790Mina...
VN about yandere housewife Yuuka except Yuuka is an actual honest housewife and it's Sensei who is a textbook schizophrenic
>>559445384Not even they want me.
oh no, I just fell in love with them a second time...
They're minors, sensei
Please give thanks to pic related for saving Blue Archive.
>>559445959don't go back on your words now, Kirino
>
>>559445959Sex with Miners.
>>559445959
>>559445978thanks, Akanethanks, Tokithanks, NeruAsunathanks, Karin
>>559445978Thanks, Neru
>>559442205Link, I will comment on it.
>>559446287terror neru....
>>559444591Link me that shit
>trusting Kirino when it comes to law
>>559446287ni... ni...
ded
>>559446109>>559446140Do you really trust a "cop" that just writes parking tickets?
>>559446585say it
/bag/, can you guess who each cup belongs to just from the design?
>>559447218yes
>>559447161ni... ni... nice to meet you!
>>559446976That's not just a cop, that's my student so naturally she has all my trust.
new senseiis my student trying to seduce me? what's with her pose?im worried if i get a hard on from a chibi
>>559447161nice cock
>>559446504Why not? She can't shoot but she knows the law.
>>559447218I can tell the 5 GDD ones, not sure about the two with the black/red lines at the topred one maybe Rio, black one Yuuka?
>>559447356She's just insecure about her body.
>>559447356>im worried if i get a hard on from a chibiWelcome to our world
>>559447356ChibiSex
>>559447356We all chibifuckers here
>>559447356stop worrying
>>559447356we all get hard for chibis here
Chibis are not sexy nor erotic.
Stop saying we and pretending like weirdos. Chibis are not sexy.
>>559447356
>>559447690WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHATTTTTTTT
>>559447356chibisex on the chibibed
>>559447728Don't look up her chibi model on the chibi model viewing website.
>>559447218
>/bag/ suddenly wants to fuck the chibisWhat happened?
sHanako decimated purple gameplay and mx2j's artistic soul
>>559447356The chibis are the sex appeal of Blue Archive
>>559447931the white one with the GDD logo between Yuzu and Alice is Kei's
>suddenly
>>559443494readers with similar tastes to the author who chose to read the material in the first place, self-inserts to the MC just like how the author intended
>>559448281Erogenous zones btw
My list
>>559443868>walking weirdlyit had to be anal right?
>>559448349She has a lot of those
so thats it huh?>early 20s, no beard growth, look like soi>"haha guess I gotta wait till my mid 20s">hit mit 20s>no beard, still look like soi but recently realized that my temples are recedinglooking back i wish i would have not cared as much about looking soiat least i stil had my full hair
>>559448732She looks so soft...
>>559447650ENTER
>>559448990She looks like she smells
>>559448813Not necessarily.
>>559449157im gonna hold your hand when i say this
for some reasons not complaining
Noticers?
>>559449157Magnificent?
>>559449519>immediately wants to fuck
how good is the pyroplanner? Does it overestimate or underestimate?
>>559449157
>>559449837Underestimates
Ui smells like old books and granny soup. Stop the slander.
>>559449931pero pero pero
>>559419175That reminded me.>be like 15>wake up one day during summer vacation like any other day>go about my day like usual>dad comes from work and asks me whom I've been talking to in the middle of the night over the phone>wut.jpg>check phone. sure enough a 4min call around 3am>ask dad what I was talking about>says he couldn't understand a word I have said>the person I called was my friend>go to his house>ask him about it>he has no idea about what I'm talking about.>his dad chimes in >says he heard it as well but couldn't understand a word>i was the one who called him. I never exhibited any signs of sleepwalking before or ever sinceTo this day I have no idea what the hell happened on that night. Shiroko btw. Blue Archive.
>>559449837The pyro planner often lowballs the actual income by a good 20% or even 30%Most of the time you will get more pyros/tickets from achievements, nexon gibs and other sources the planned didn't account forHowever it's still overall right, like, if you need 20 000 pyros to "make it", most likely you will need 15 000 instead, not THAT huge difference, but still
why is /bag/ so deaded today? 1 reply every 10 minutes wtf
>Seiafags can't grow beardsLMAOOOO
So fan arrangements of BA music do exist, huh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VLNon1yJPo
who has the best voice?I think it's Kotama
>>559450383They announced EoB, check your mom
>>559433993New players shouldn't be akoposting.
>>559450484neru
>>559450484Mika
>>559450456Of coursehttps://youtu.be/OkomT-TvbUU?si=YxcmWr3w5t4R1oZQ
>>559443868sauce?
>>559450484Hifumi
>>559450484peroro
>>559450471Koyuki's feet in my face
>>559450389i wish
>>559449932>>559450115alright, thanks senseis
>>559450389i envy them
>>559450532EoB?Isn't that a FGO chapter?Are you a FGO fag?GET OUT FGO FAGYOURE NOT WELCOME ON THIS GENERALYOURE KIND IS NOT WELL RECEIVED
>>559450484Meru
>>559450589ah Neru, yeah yeah, I'm down with that. I want her to abuse me>>559450603>>559450648nah>>559450690lolllll>>559450732sexy momoi ToT
>>559450484Fuuka
>>559450484michiru>>559433993account level? what's doable for you? if you're like 70 something extreme is like doable
>>559450484Shizuko
>>559443868>who is fault do you think that isgood thing it was momoi and not midori
>>559450484Iroha
>>559450942>>559450942>>559450942
>>559450842sex
>>559450862No one asked you, boy lover.
>>559433993post your roster nigga
>>559421707She didn't said that.
>>559440843CHECK YOUR BLACKLISTS, NIGGA
FinallyDeadbag imeji
We are so back
>>559410140Very cute! Thank you!