Previous Thread: >>559421307>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>3/4 After Maint – 3/18 10:59Koyuki (Pajamas)Yuuka (Pajamas)Noa (Pajamas)Fuuka (New Year – Limited)Haruna (New Year – Limited)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/639>Events:Secret Midnight Party: The Chimes of Tag – 3/4 After Maint – 3/18 10:59>Content:Grand Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Torment w/Heavy & Special Armor) – 3/4 After Maint – 3/11 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 2/13 11:00 – 3/18 3:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 3/4 4:00 – 3/11 3:592x Hard – 3/11 4:00 – 3/18 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>3/3 2:00 – 3/10 1:59Hina (Swimsuit)Iori (Swimsuit)Mimori (Swimsuit)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3374459>Events:The Arius District's Emergency Class Mission – 2/3 2:00 – 3/10 1:59Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 3/3 2:00 – 3/10 18:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Grand Assault: ShiroKuro (Indoor – Torment w/Light & Elastic Armor) – 3/3 2:00 – 3/9 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 2/11 2:00 – 3/9 18:592x Commissions – 3/2 19:00 – 3/9 18:592x Bounty – 3/9 19:00 – 3/16 18:592x Account EXP – 3/13 19:00 – 3/15 18:592x Commissions – 3/16 19:00 – 3/23 18:592x Account EXP – 3/20 19:00 – 3/22 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 3/23 19:00 – 3/30 18:59
>UWASA REISAH>TERMIT-OH PINK-OH>UWAWAWA BAH>DODODO MOH
/bag/, what did we learn from the previous thread?
>>559450942yeah Im a boy loverI wish I could've pulled Ritsu on her banner
Why did Pandemonium flop? I thought they were popular?
Akane Love!Mutou
How did Pandemonium win so hard?
coom in doomrope in hopegood night /bag/
>>559451208Not enough Ibuki>>559451287Ibuki
My precious desert rose.
>>559451125The best male-to-female size ratio is 1:0.833[...]
>>559451208Blame floproha
JJKModulo ending was so peak brosBlue Archive
>it’s seething again
standing paizuri from Meru
Meng Hao walked into the McDonald's. The cultivator taking his order gave a derisive snort, but Meng Hao did not really care, because he had repressed his aura down to the Single Patty Realm, and a fool would not be able to tell his true level of burger eating.>"Give me... a Happy Meal!"The cultivator's face flickered before he finally regained his composure and laughed. >"You couldn't afford a Happy Meal. Get lost! Don't you see that there are Double Quarter Pounder Realm eaters waiting behind you? Meng Hao slapped his bag of holding and threw 80 billion spirit McDonald's coupons onto the counter, causing an earthquake which demolished half of the restaurant. Everyone dropped their jaws. None could see how this was possible!>"I'll take that Happy Meal with a side order of fries" Meng Hao said. He was as calm as the ocean in a painting of an insanely calm ocean. >"And let me see your manager!"The cashier cultivator coughed up a mouthful of ketchup. He simply could not handle Meng Hao's killing intent, because he was only at the Quarter Pounder with Cheese realm himself. Even though Meng Hao had suppressed his aura, because he had cultivated the Heavenly Burgin' Qi, this was enough to kill people a few levels higher if he truly wanted.It was then that another man which a much more fierce aura stepped forward. >"You dare make trouble here?"The cashier stuttered >"P... Patriarch Hamburglar!"Patriarch Hamburglar was 99 cents of the way into the Big Mac Realm, plus tax! Meng Hao was pushed back two feet, knocking over a soda machine. Powerade Mountain Berry Blast geysered outward, killing several onlookers. Of course, Mayor McCheese saw all this happen through the window.Part 1 of 5
>>559451287Satsuki
Noa Exit 8 got a sequel with Miyo. The demo went up yesterday.Surprised Noa's game never got translated.
coom in Nozoom.
Yes, there's yuri in this gameBecause sensei acts like a bitch
poor Momoi...
>>559452038Meng Hao coughed up a mouthful of blood, snorted, constricted his pupils, and then his expression went calm. He unleashed the aura of 64 patties, condensed down to a 2 patty stack that could fit into his mouth! Mayor McCheese coughed up a mouthful of cheese. His pupils constricted.>"Is this... Seeking the McRib stage??"Meng Hao had the gentle air of a scholar, but it wouldn't stop him from killing several people in a McDonald's. >"Burger Devouring Scripture! I'm Lovin' It!"With the first keyword of the Burger Devouring Scripture, everyone below the early Quarter Pounder With Cheese stage exploded into purple mist. The light of the immense heavenly burger shone down with the contours of a golden arch as 9 illusory burgers floated around Meng Hao's body, which is probably an important xianxia number that matches the number of lakes in some sacred Chinese province I've never heard of. But that was only a fraction of Meng Hao's power. He waved his arm, bringing forth thirty more cultivation techniques that hadn't appeared in over 400 chapters!>"Heavenly Tribulation Fries! Eastern Everburning Egg McMuffin! Fruit Smoothie Guillotine! Soul McCafe Mocha Incarnation!"Meng Hao's expression was the same as ever as he slapped his bag of holding, and brought out his karmic ketchup packet, Fry Cook Lord medallion, seventeen different wooden time spatulas, a five-coloured resurrection coupon, the silk burger wrapper, various souls of lightning McNuggets that he may or may not still have, and his mask of the legacy of Ronald McDonald. Oh, and the image of a flying Chicken Snack Wrap dragon appeared. Remember that? It was basically his Main Thing at the start of the novel, but quietly faded into irrelevance. Until now! All of this takes some time to describe, but actually happened in the space of only a few breaths. >"What! Impossible!"Part 2 of 5
>>559452141How do I get Noa’s
>>559452285Momoi is still superior to Sensei
people keep posting that wuxia mcdonald thing and i don't understand it EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>559452305It's on DLsite, but a few links are around if you want it for cheaper.Definitely the best implementation of h-themes I've seen in an Exit 8 clone.
>>559452291Meng Hao wanted to summon the parrot as well, but it was too overcome with eroticism by the purple fur depicted on a nearby poster of Grimace, and was busy drilling out a glory hole straight through the poster, and the wall it was pinned to, with its strong parrot erection.But it was more than enough. The Hamburglar's soul flew out and was absorbed into his mask! He screamed as his body was destroyed completely.Meng Hao brushed off his robe and swept up his spirit coupons and everyone's bags of holding which probably didn't have any cool shit inside unless I write him into a corner later, and anyways, don't worry about it for now. He surveyed the rubble that was all that remained of the McDonald's.>"Guess I'll be taking that Happy Meal... to go!"Part 3 of 5
How do I interpret the contents of a datamine? I'm just interested in the image assets. Many of them seem to be a bunch of JSON that draws an image, maybe in Unity?
LIKE A SNAKE BETWEEN TWO STONESIT ITCHES IN YOUR BONESTAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SWALLOWYOUR SORROWTOMORROWSo raise it up and lets propose a toastTo the thing that hurts you mostIT'S YOUR LAST CUP OF SORROWWHAT CAN YOU SAY?FINISH IT TODAYIT'S YOUR LAST CUP OF SORROWSO THINK OF MEAND GET ON YOUR WAY
>>559452482>H-themesWait, so if you fuck up then you get a sex scene?
>>559452593I've never been a fan of a h-games where you have to lose to get H-scenes. It's annoying and the main reason I stopped playing them.
>>559452723I’d make a scene with Maki here if you get what I mean
>>559452723I'm with you there; I was just asking.Actually, it would be kind of funny to have an Exit 8 clone where you have to identify and interact with anomalies to get the sex scene, but doing so would obviously send you back to the start of the loop.
>>559452934Girls are cutest when they're autistic.
>>559452593>>559452723That's the issue with the other Exit 8 clones. Guessing wrong immediately got the girl raped.In Noa Exit 8, each anomaly is instead associated with a fetish, and failing to catch them slowly applies that fetish to Noa. So instead of getting raped, she usually loses an article of clothing. But sometimes she'll become slightly more hypnotized, or her breasts will grow, or she starts switching to a bunny mob, etc. They basically all change her alignment, and then failing too many times or winning in that state will each get you a different ending based on that fetish.The Miyo game now states her current alignment in the top left corner.
HmmmmHina snoozina
Just bought StS2 I'm gonna stop fun posting for now.
>>559452876That happens with a few in Noa, such as the men's restroom or the hypnosis poster. It's worth a few playthroughs, honestly. It's not long.
>>559453105Stealing her panties while she sleeps
>>559452961i read a doujin for the first time in a long timeit was with hasumi and i had to do thisi need saggies
>>559452482Can you buy it on dlsite with a western card? Think they had a problem sometime.
>>559453193Panties?
>>559452482do you know the rj #?
>>559453442Stealing her skirt while she sleeps
yes my wife is FAT and CUTE
>>559453346Here, give it a shot.https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01272755.htmlAlso, this is the blogpost for the Miyo game. It has the demo available under the free plan. But the only "scenes" in the demo are two layers of clothing loss, and her being brainwashed into a museum maid.https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/8580/article/1741608According to his blog, it's gonna have like double the content of Noa in the end. So that's actually pretty large.Personally, I like these kinds of "give it an earnest attempt, and keep riding it if you fail once or twice" games.
>>559453301last post but i laughed at this
orang
>>559453140Same except I'm a good poster, so /bag/ will die now
>>559452509where 4
>>559454703no
>>559454742Yes
>>559454703
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
>>559454992why is this so erotic
Jeez, leveling up from lvl 70ish to lvl90 is so expensive.
We hate EroHa here.
>>559454086is that an egg vibrator
>>559455530
>>559454703>>559454889cute Maki
>>559454282The author died in the middle of writing the storyhis tofu dregs apartment fell apart killing all 1756 residents
>>559455275Yep, it gets really steep.
>>559455275You can stop at 80 or 87 for supports for a while
>>559455581
>Maki>cute
professor sex
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>559456260Maki is almost as cute as she is erotic
Is this team really capable of doing red torment? This is my first try, and I can obviously do better, but the damage seems low even with some missed crits. I don't know if I could survive the mechanics.Plana stats lists some completions with this team.
>>559456482we know sensei
>>559456618your mimori targetting and timing is way off. watch a video
>>559456618there are perma safespots since the patterns are fixed
I'm a big guy.
>>559457147yeah yeah but if they start to rape you you'll cry like a little girl and like it
Neru's laughs are so cute.
>>559457147and old
TOTAL SENSEI RAPE
>>559455589
>>559457147>mob took her mask off>she didn't dieBane bros...
>>559457440Calm down, Miyako
>>559456772I found a video. It looks very difficult and for some reason the first sticky bomb doesn't do any damage. Also, my Mimori is only 4*, so I don't know if she'd be tanky enough even if I invest a T10 bag into her.
Would Noa keep track of something like that?
>>559457606>and for some reason the first sticky bomb doesn't do any damageJP privilege, sorry.
the tenner that comes with the selector can be used on any banner, right?
Alice is my light.
>>559457606>>559456618Yes, it's doable, I pulled it off yesterday. You have to go to the right and tank some damage. The video you found is probably this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Roa0ZCSzS4EIt works well enough even tho you'll be taking a lot more damage.
>>559457749If it doesn't expire, it can be used on anything
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
Alice is my onahole.
>>559457889My students are probably too weak to tank even the damage in the video, so I guess it's not for me.
Would Kei be okay with 4 inches?
do GA
hey
>>559458008braggart…
>>559458035Later
These are my favorite students. What does that say about me?
>>559458423You prey on the weak
>>559458423you're sick
>>559457860And Kei is my cumdump
>>559458423"My name is Anon, and I love emotionally vulnerable children"
>>559458423You are either a saviorfag or a predator
>>559457389no...
What's their appeal?
>>559458664nonexistent
>>559456618for starters wait for Nagisa's basic to activate before shooting the 2nd shot with dHina. but yes, it's doable, I used almost the same exact team for my clear (just not with Mimori)>>559456260wdym, Maki's adorable
>>559458664BWEEEEH
>>559458664the smell of spaghetti
i like white haired students
>>559458423You're a rapist niggaYou like your women lacking social skills niggaYou like your women cry as you fuck them nigga
>>559457979They didn't have to, but I'm glad they did.
>>559458664They're all literally me
Armchair psychology hours?
>>559458812Kokonut is mottled, she doesn't count
>>559457987nta but on the video you posted you're not borrowing anyone. drop Mimori and borrow tYuuka, it'll make it a lot comfier. you can follow my clear TL with that team for timings, etc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESJq5-9n3gw
>>559458961Nothing fancy, you just have a type
>>559458961"Hello my name is anonymous. I like gap moe characters"
>>559459063
>>559459063I want this
Which student is the gentlest when raping sensei?
>>559459389Noa
>>559459389Objectively speaking, it's Noa, and that alone terrifies me.
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
hm...
>>559459095I'm actually borrowing a maxed dHina, which does about 50% more damage than my dHina, I think.
>>559459389Miyo...?
>>559459389Foom
In a few decades, Aris would still have the same appearance.
>>559459571ah, didn't see the A for the borrow on your pause screen, but in that case rip, your students are in the level 70s so hypothetically doable but you're gonna be malding for them not to diealso I rewatched and your dHina's damage seems low, do your supports have maxed EX skills? in 2 shots yours did less damage than my dHina in a single shot, that's weird
>>559459558
>>559459492You like glasses, and nice girls that have a hidden rough/bizarre side. >>559459549You like them small and weird.
>>559460004MASSIVE red nipples
>>559459492rice-sensei?
What's the real life analogue to Arius?
>>559460076small yes, definitely, but weird? Yuzu and Koyuki I'd agree with that but the rest of them isn't really weird imo (I could revise that opinion for Maia when we get to know her more, I just really love her design honestly, and her halo is pretty)
>>559460247Ireland or the middle east depending on how you look at it
>>559460247https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariushttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicomedia
>>559459897Yeah, they have maxed EX and sub. I might try a couple mocks with tYuuka, but I'll probably just do insane.
>>559460247Not everything in fiction is a 1 to 1 parallel to reality. No, it's not Ireland.
>>559460247the Taliban?
>>559460247inb4 retards saying ireland
>>559460247inb4 geniuses saying wales
>>559460295Aoba is a middle-aged doomer in a teenage girl's boy. Hikari is on a different wavelength from every living thing in existence. Nozomi is (outwardly) a brat. Kei is a thousand year old tsudere. Red Midori is an obnoxious gamer.
>>559460247Serbia
The GRS new years event made haruna shockingly likeable.
>>559460376yeah, no shame doing insane if you're a newer player honestly. if you're about the same level as your students insane is still pretty good. last time we had SRKR before this one I only did insane too and I couldn't even 1T blue kek. in a few months you'll probably be doing your first few torments
>>559460483You’re far too slow
>>559460596It didn't, you're just shallow
>>559460432They ended up winning unlike Arius, so it can't be them.
>>559460129"I prefer girls that have an outwardly limited emotional state that makes it easier to understand the range of their emotions. Read: I have autism."
>>559460376I did mine with a borrowed tYuuka with my own dHina. If you're lacking damage but can still make it to crucial groggies, see if you can clean up with multiple units.
Why did the oldest ones come out retarded?
>>559460672Fuuka was plenty likeable too but she already started there so it didn't need acknowledgment.
>>559460247eastern roman empire and/or north africa if you're boring and literalireland if you're not a sperglord
>>559460587oh yeah, I forget Hikari is retarded sometimes... Nozomi, meh, she's just a brat, nothing weird about that, I think it's cute personally. Kei being a thousand years old isn't really relevant, and tsundere is a pretty popular trope too. Momoi is definitely obnoxious but again that's not too weird... just play any online game like a MMO or whatever and you'll find tons of people like her without even looking>Aoba is a middle-aged doomer in a teenage girl's boyI want to be inside a teenage girl's body too... (sexually)
>>559460843You're sperging but completely inaccurate>>559460247The correct answer is the cathars or other gnostic sects.
Is this soundpost still working?
ty -> ch in japaneseso tyuuka is Chuuka.
>>559460596Haruna has a lot of charisma so it's real easy to get swept up in her energy.
>>559460247niggas hating on ireland are the same people who hate the pregnant belly halosabsolutely soulless
Should I buy a cheesecake or icecream? I'm going to sleep and I'll check this thread in the morning and I will eat it in a sitting because I'm a retard who can't understand that health is greater than pleasure. Today I opened google and I had a 4chan thread still loaded and I could hear the people behind me trying to not laugh.
>>559460827I wish those 4 would meet/interact in the game. I'm sure they'd get along really well
>>559460247ireland
You lost The Game
Grim.
>>559461245Please don't tell me you're genuinely considering eating an entire cheesecake in a single sitting.
>>559461173Her club and unfortunately her school are usually a punchline so we don't get as much of their character as we should.
>>559460748Is it that obvious?
>>559461245eat a salad fatass
my mom entered the room when i staring at this image intensely (im was looking for AIslop hint). she smirked and said "don't be a criminal like your uncle"
>>559460076Students I like just happen to wear glasses.
where's the favorite student doohickey?
>>559461506Yes.
>>559461604>when i staring>im was looking
>>559460596You say that like you didn’t always know she’s likable
>>559461637https://kina-ko-m-ochi.net/my9students/index.php
>>559461190Pregnant belly halos make no sense.
>>559461604if you wanted to look at AI hints you just had to look at the image's resolution, anon
>>559458423based
>>559461847pregnant bellies make no sense
>>559461863NTA but why the imeji resolution?
>>559461863I can never tell when they're not powers of 2. Artists not using image generation like to use non-standard resolutions all the time that also happen to be divisible by 2.
I want to try this game. This is my taste. Does Blue Archive have cute athletic girls?
>>559458503>i was doing your job and mineother way aroundRio was secretly doing everyone's job all expo while Yuuka was ignorant that the only reason she had an easy time was because Rio was doing all the shit for her that week. Rio secretly handled all the problems.
>>559461863The deepfrying trick is still the best way to reveal 90% of slop images.
>>559458503>>559462338
>>559461604it's obvious slop
>>559462049>>559462096832x1216 is the default image resolution on NovelAI
>>559462338Rio handled the problems that...sensei normally handles, actually. Yuuka did all the run of the mill seminar stuff, which in fairness is probably way less fun.
>>559462385You're not supposed to eat them.
>>559462385What's this trick?
>started playing this game because I heard the MC gets raped by his students>spent hours reading the story>no rape so farDid I get baited or is it in the later chapters?
why is koyuki pouring monster rehab in her pajamas
orange cat armpit
>>559462385true but not 100% reliable. there's ways to eliminate that issue
>>559462596print the image and deepfry it
Holy fuck
I want some deep-fried cheese now
>>559462743Should I eat it afterwrds?
>>559462701budding Azoos nipples
>>559462850Yes
What's the real life analogue to Red Winter?
>>559461749kek
Fuck .webp.
>>559462759Damn... Nexon allowed this to be sold?
>>559459571What upgrade is your dHina? If you just want the torment clear and don't care about score there might be easier strats.
Mari is a dingus
Mari is a cumdump
mari's gotta have a good meal
No
I cum in Mari she hiss at penis.
I hate you niggers so much
>>559463198I could potentially raise her ex to 5 with coins
>>559451707Halos on pregnant bellies are pro life propaganda
>>559463504Makes sense, since Arius = Ireland.
>>559463427*cums in*
MARFIELDMARFIELDMARFIELD
>>559462640
Post proof you are not AI right now. You guys are so sus today
>>559462759Gogurtchads won
>>559463624>...shat my pants
Mari is pure
>>559463673I'm successfully completing captcha to post
>>559463729I love Mari's feet
Do they really think this is funny
Halos on pregnant bellies make sense because life begins at conception and anyone that says otherwise is a child sacrificing demon worshiper
>>559462640He's an average, weak, probably overweight, probably old human in a world of super human children. They can do whatever they want to with him and he has no choice.You have to actually read momotalks which you've probably ignored
>>559463898
imagine watching a womb halo flicker out while you get your precious student a back alley abortion
Impure sex
>>559463824It's fun you sourpuss. Same reason why people add random foreign language in the conversation like Bonjour, Alluh Ackbar, Cyka, Nigger, Ching Chong Ding Dong.
>>559463824Yes. It is.
>>559463975World of moral inversion, every student treats sensei like manmeat.
>>559463190
>>559464148
>>559464158
>>559463824yeah
>>559462640It's mostly a meme, but on many occasions the students have implied that they could rape him if they really wanted to. Suzumi's first momotalk, Summer Ichika, everything with Seia.....
guys what are some good underrated memorial lobbies i need to change it up a bit
>>559464347Suzumi
Mari hours?
>>559464347RitsuNagusaKaho
>>559461331Same, easy mini story.
>>559464330>Its just a meme, everything that people have fun talking about is a meme, students liking you is a meme, students being strong is a meme, everything is a meme.
>>559464347Minori
dude
>Arius>AnusCoincidence???
how long until Mahou Shoujo?
>>559464714Actually, unironically: your fault.
>>559464580Don't be pedantic, Sensei being a mansult that gets raped daily is a meme. Him being surrounded by girls that want him and could easily take advantage of him is not.
>>559464764
>3 days straight with zero Hinata eleph when sweepingwhy she hate me?
>>559464880Slut
>>559463186'tard lover.....
>>559464862ARU STOP GRABBING MY BALLS
>>559464890You didn't go to church last Sunday
Is Himari the main character of blue archive?
>>559463824koyuki speaks spanish?
>>559465309im muslim
>>559464764Based gooks
>>559465447fuuka will beat the shit out of you if you dont fast then
who is the most chuuni student
>>559465447There's your problem
>>559465558reisa and it's not close
>>559465558Eri potter
Where's the Blue Archive mods for Slay the Spire 2?
>>559465558triangle
One down, only 6 more to go.
>>559465935She has a name you know
>>559465950Congrats
>>559464890You didn't do your English homework.
>>559465986Pyramid?
>>559465986but her name is triangle
>>559465986Dorito
>>559465558Shurolingus
>>559459389
>>559465950Excellent, good luck.
why the Seminar so cruel
im boring
>>559466370>why the Seminar so
>>559466370every student council is no fun allowed except the tea party they make the fun themselves with intrigue
>>559466370Because you posted slop
>>559466508
My loves
>>559466601whore
you guys are my only friendsthank you
I fucking hate that guy.
>>559466726I would never be friends with you
>>559466726My condolences.
>>559466726You're alright.
>>559466787
Anyone have the Kei gogurt image?
>>559466946i do
>>559460247Country? NoneArius is a bunch of representations of stars and constellations. Even the girls' halos are various stars and constellations.
>>559466946
>>559459389probably Noa
>>559467037>>559467083The sticker one. Please post.
Why is Karin so... urban?
>>559467310
>>559467318Karin in a housenigIori is a fieldnig
Where are you getting the template for that favorite grid?
>>559465447
>>559467379Thanks
>>559467573
Rate my picks /bag/
>guy that pretty much only drew good vanilla lewds of your wife suddenly draws her getting gangbangedI fucking hate artists so much bros
>>559467768what's the problem?
>>559467719Beatrice is sexier than any student
>>559451221>find Label hot as fuck>read more about her on the wiki>she has to falsify reports to cover up Nikke deaths and gets her mind regularly wipedKinda killed my boner NGL
>>559467768Link?
Rate my taste /bag/
>>559467768who's the artist?
>>559467907Drop onto a mason jar faggot, you know exactly what the problem is
>>559468062Horrid
>>559467768Use ai to edit his art and show it to him.
>>559467768Name and shame anon
What do (You) see waiting for you in the street?
>>559468230
>>559467768Artists have no morals
>>559468230My noble protector
>>559468396Worst taste than the last guy
>>559468396>"Animals makes me horny'
Can't believe we've still got retards thinking Rio isn't a colossal fuckup, and trying to downplay Yuuka and Noa having to run seminar while she plays spy
>>559468343
>>559468450Forgot your Iroha pic
How can I join /bag/ exclusives Discord? Do I have to post gookako often?
>>559468396Good luck during estrus.
>>559468230junko
>>559467768>demands to be fed like a baby bird>whines when it isn't to his particular tastes
>>559468541Forgot no such thing
>>559468406>AI slop
I am a simple man
I want an event story where Momoi and Karin interact
>>559468798
>>559468559Sorry, only people who can speak proper English are allowed in.
>>559468456Rio>Fuck up>but she saved the entire world>Stopped being a fuck up eventuallyYuuka>Fuck up>Bitches at Rio after she saved the world>Could have replaced Rio at any point but chose not to, complains despite being the reason no one else is doing Rio's job>Rio would not have saved shit if Yuuka had her chance to veto all of it>"You want to stop some robots? No that's not in the budget, get back here right now and do useless paperwork">Thinks paperwork is more important than survival
>forced to pull mReisa for meta purposesthank god I play the game on mute
>>559468945
>>559469028Terrible taste
>>559469019Damn I hate Yuuka even more now
>>559469019>Stopped being a fuck up eventuallyNever happened
>forced to pull Reisa for sex purposes
>>559469138She's trying to manage her autism, please understand.
>>559454282Herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l0WnLWT40g
You guys are joking when you talk about sex with students right? You should treasure them as a father figure.
>>559469172Kokona forced you?
>>559469028what is that verb kanji?
>>559469231We're not umafags here
Rain dance
>>559469231Daddy fetishism is a thing.
>all these manwhores>not a single monogamous SenseiUnfaithful heathens
>>559469019Assuming you're talking about volume F and EX, why are you giving credit for a massive team effort to a single person?And don't say that the mission would have failed without her. You can say that for half the mission crew for either event
>>559469231
>>559469284I don't know, what is that verb kanji?
>>559469231She calls me daddy, does that count?
>>559469345I am a responsible sensei. I can't play favorites, so I must impregnate them all.
>>559469231Y-yeah...
>>559469383Mission definitely would have failed without her, especially around Geburah the second time they fought him when Himari was ready to give up, also the lava lizard. That point in the story was full Rio wank time.
>>559469525Oh no… Hinabutt…
Saw this in a book I'm reading and had a chuckle. Makoto certainly is sincere...
>>559469060>>doesn't mention Neru>doesn't mention sHanakoReisa's voicelines are funny and goofy, not annoying like those 2.
>>559469231i was always a mommyfagbut for some reasons the game made me realize i had hidden strong fatherly urgeswould still fuck them all
>>559469642You're just getting older and your biological clock is running down.
>>559469606She really is. Sometimes too sincere.
megu babu
>>559469687what does that meanim 24
>>559469231The students want sex, and you would deny them just because you friendzoned all of them? Just how heartless can you be?>Sorry girl that clearly wants to date me from the second we met but I have decided you're too pathetic for me. "Uguuu my daughteru" therefore I will now look down on you as though you're a small child.How insulting, how conceitedPersonally I believe in giving people what they ask for
>>559469757White Archive...
>>559469624Being forced to pull for jkNeru is easily the worst forced roll in this game
>>559469483why post jap memes when you don't speak the lang, tard?
>>559469779Sir this a 30+ general
>>559469528And it would have definitely failed without Arisu, without Himari, without the dipsticks they brought along as beatsticks, etcBy this logic Kanna saved the world in volume F. So did Kirino and FubukiHell, my bro Blacksuit gave sensei critical information that everyone's efforts would have been doomed without. He saved the world but tards are still angry at him
>>559469698stop babu-posting
>>559469284there is actually no verb in that phase. you can't even speak english
>>559469859I agree. Wish Mika was still the sole queen of yellow content.Game would be more fun, quiet and challenging.
>>559469345If you have a bond 100 student then you're not a manwhore.
>>559469871>Uuuuuuhhh, himari is also slightly important, therefore Rio isn't important at all and Yuuka is right that Rio should have been excluded from the mission and be sent back to millenium to rot in jailNon sequitarYou can't take Rio saving the world so much that you would claim anything to prevent her from being there or claim she provided nothing.
Is there no standalone pc client? Want to play again but I can't have it on steam after the lacari incident.
>>559469231I respect all my students, I would only have sex with Kokuriko or Beatrice
Stop posting Hina babgogurtina
>>559469864my eyesight and back are already fuckedand whenever i see saori i have massive fatherly urges
>>559469779It's happening. Your siblings, your cousins, your friends will start to have kids and you'll start to notice. The fatherly urge will never go away.
>>559470040If Himari wasn’t there Rio wouldn’t have been able to do it
>hurr my student is more important than your studentGod you're pathetic
>>559469606
My 10 most favourite students
>>559451287
>>559470182But it's true THOUGHAND my student can beat up YOUR studentso TAKE THAT
>>559469845Don't be spoopy out of season.
how did they let ibuki into high school
>>559470269Oh yeah? Post your students then.
>>559470258>wants you to use a condomFurther proof Iroha is the worst Gehenner
>>559470114i hate the thought of having kids of my own for some reasonsbeing a sensei is like being the father of everyone and i dont get repulsed by this thought
>>559470214Finally some good taste
When do you think Nexon will announce their new BA-related project?
>>559470040If we're playing the degrees game, then Arisu and Kei are leagues more important than the fiberless diet autist is, and as such they saved the worldRio? Oh she was crunching numbers on the ship, it wasn't as important, we don't need to mention her
How did this guy get first place without buff duration on Snoggy? I think her buff falls off just before the final Tina hit.
>>559470258
>>559470406rice sensei...
>>559470446It's insane it's not that competitive bro
>>559469990In pretty much of all these (expect Hifumi) Sensei is usually trying to counteract their negative qualities . (Ui's antisocial behavior, Himari's ego, Koharu's horny paranoia, etc). Maybe you just like Sensei being the straight man.
>>559469930>推す>not a verb
>>559470352She knows sensei is too responsible to go raw so she's tempting you with protected sexIt's a trick, she's already poked holes in all of them
Soon
>>559470406rice-sensei!
>>559470649Giving Ibuki a sister
>>559470321Okay.
>>559470368>ignores them for months on end after the problem is solved or the fun is hadHe's the creepy uncle at best, don't pretend the noncommittal way Sensei treats students is in any way comparable to actual parenting
>>559470336Oh yea? Post you’re student then
>>559470674Feet Archive
>>559470406>>559469345
>>559469687I had that phase tooNow I want to be their mommy
>>559470674
>>559470895
>>559470368Maybe you dislike the idea of being sexually and emotionally intimate with someone ? Or maybe you dread the responsibility of being directly responsible for someones' well-being, and enjoy being a Sensei as you can fulfill a fatherly role while being able to conceivably put some space between you and them?
Basedhttps://x.com/4001ushio/status/2029754733611942012
>>559470632>すblindbro
>>559471056funny noodlechrist
BA haul. A lot of these are bundles that I haven't opened yethttps://files.catbox.moe/6zzrjk.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/64y64m.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vtfuqn.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/8klabz.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/er6jg2.jpg
>>559470987>Maybe you dislike the idea of being sexually and emotionally intimate with someone ?failed if you refer to marry and reproduce>Or maybe you dread the responsibility of being directly responsible for someones' well-being, and enjoy being a Sensei as you can fulfill a fatherly role while being able to conceivably put some space between you and them?critical hitdoes that make me a bad sensei
>>559471130faggot
Nn
>>559471130Decent picks. What are those NGFL tags? I don't recognize them
Life changed a lot when I realized I could just eat a humble baked potato for most meals. Just give it a little effort, butter, sour cream, cheese, salt, it can easily be restaurant quality with a very little amount of effort. Costs basically nothing. The only important part is finding a store that sells foot long potatoes.
>>559471329It's a zenmarket thing
>>559471404Didn't askBITCH
>>5594712984 ears
>>559471404I got a foot long potato for you *unzips*
>>559471427Ah, I've never used them, that's why. Don't they charge per item?
What are /bag/'s thoughts on the vtuber collab?
>>559471130Goddam that's a lot
>>559470754Good, cute!
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>559471548>never ever watched a vtuber>never ever tuned in to a BA streamwhat am i in for
>>559471484Yes. But of the 3 proxies I've used (zen, buyee, neokyo) zen is the one with the least r18 item restrictions. The fees definitely stuck though.
>>559470406Rice when are you going to do purple Tor?
>>559471548I never watch archie and I'm not planning to so idc really
>>559471548She shilled Priconne back in the day. T. Played priconne because she shilled it
What started the trend in the JP community of posting their favorite students?
>>559471652Proof?
>>559471719the same shit as always. some popular guy finds some random shit online and posts it, everybody follows. sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's fucking retarded like that sailor moon thing
Most /bag/ memes are unfunny.
>>559471875What sailor moon thing?
>>559471719there's the same thing for games and anime as well
>>559457606You can use this team. It doesn't get the full clear so you will have to send more teams for half of Kuro but the repositioning points are much more lenient.
>>559471548Mint Fantome's nudes forever on the internet...
>>559471130Quite a fine haul.
>>559472014SickDisgustingUncouthbut most importantly, is she flat, a sagger, or are they perky
>>559472014Wasn't she a minor when she posted that?
Arcie nudes when?
Why is there a BananaMari now?
>moral fagging out of nowhere
>>559472254Girlfailure Archive
Someone post that archie reisa pic
Do we love Rio here?
>>559472342forgibben
Give me the lowdown crackerjack, what's the skinny my negro?
>>559471868She's looking for it in her locker
>>559472092Medium sized tits
>>559472219Fruits are good for you
>>559472230Dead night, so the shitposters raid
>>559472454Why is Koharu scared
What's the verdict?
>>559471973I had no fucking idea that you could just block them...
Fuck Junko
>>559472507>she's normal
>>559472527She's taken 1 too many to the noggin
>>559472014link?
YOU LABELED MEI'LL LABEL YOUSO I DUB THEE UNFORGIBBEN
>page 3what killed the hype?
End of Seia soon
>>559472325
people posting alts in these kinds of grids are the absolute fucking worst. literally says pick 9 students and picking alts is accepting that they're different people
>>559466478This is almost a "i'm totally a baggot" 3x3
>>559472918Oh god its mutating.
>/bag/ for the past 12 hours
>>559466508Think again!
Hina dualgogurtina
>>559472851Key & plana
>>559472641You need Shizuko a little built, but not much to block 2.>>559471973I don't really have a second red dps, but I do have Kuroko and sMika. Either way, good video.
>>559473241I said what I said
>>559469992Takane is butthurt...
!!!!!!!
>>559473268you have your own dress hina
>>559471130Get to scanning
>>559466478Nah that's a good list
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2029769209061023926
>>559472918You still have time to submit it for the fanart section in the discord
>>559471130SCAN SCAN SCAN
>>559473374True
>>559472567your taste is very disgusting
>>559473389those arent even new
Neru Neru Neru
>>559473520HOLY FUARK I KNEEL
>>559473487?
>>559473558That is a boy.
>>559473328ADULT WOMAN SEX
>>559473520KINO
Sex.With Ibuki.
i could beat aris in a fighting game
>>559473506Did i stutter?
Everyone in /bag/ is stupid and also has shit taste except me.
>>559473670That's pretty good.
im too lazy to do 3x3 so heres mine
>>559473613
big momoi
>>559473782Where is she?
>>559473670kek
Have you ever gotten more than three 3*s in a single ten roll?
>>559473782
>>559473782Good choices
Mineshaft...
Post your own version with your favorite students.https://kina-ko-m-ochi.net/my9students/index.php
>>559473843>>559473948we call her aomori here
>>559473670based 3x3 is cringe
>>559473975>not found
>>559474014>posting big white cock
>>559473994
>>559474060Type it in moon runes
>>559474014Francis is such a chad
>>559473520
>>559473670Kek
Aomori is mine
>>559473670Very generous with the hairline.
>>559473782>haha guys i only like obscure girls am i cool yet?cringe
ok who will be circle?
>>559473680Not after she trained with Yooz.
Aomori=Mine
>>559473441Cute
>>559474262now gogurt them all
>>559473975Hard choices
>>559472641Not only does it block them, she takes 50% more damage for 40 seconds when you do. Same if you let one of the cars hit Kuro.
kissing suzumi before sleeping and caressing her wing
>>559474382I have a better idea
>>559474426
smegchina
>>559474549>Smooooooooooooooooooch
Trinity Hina...
its time
>>559474785to turn off your button prompts
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>page 10/bag/ is kill...
post more images
Summer Ibuki soon.
>>559475135/bag/ turned me into a saggyretard and now i only want to see saggy tits
>off model>out of characterriofags are still bottom barrel coomer trash I see
saggyretards....
It's not out of character if Sensei commands her to do it.
What's sucking saggy tits feels like?
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
>>559475246
>>559475487semen demon
>>559475127prone boning Mika while Seia and Nagisa are asleep...
>>559475127>sleeping>halo onsecondary trash
Ako is the most graceful student in kibotos.
>>559473975It's actually pretty hard to decide after the first few
>>559475675
suck on DEEZ SAGGY NUTZ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559475256Yours not enough?
>>559475626They're very transparent so I believe it's to signify them fading in and out since Nagisa and Seia are likely drunk there.
>>559473520based
stop posting images or elseᓀ‸ᓂ---{}⪩ ⪨θ ω θ
I'm too lazy to do a 3x3 so here's mine
saggy tits are disgusting and not paizuri-compatible
>>559475935Minezuri>>559475952Faggot
>>559475952saggy tits visually convey the malleability of the breasts and therefore are much more paizuri compatible than stiff, round breasts, which visually convey hardness, not softness. in other words, you're a faggot
>>559464054BRAProna
Saggy tits are extremely violent
>>559471130I need that Plana and Kayoko ones
Stop posting saggers
Shipped off to a closed school again...
Does this yellow dot icon ever go away?
>>559476727yes
>>559474671
>>559476796delete this
>>559476124>his students are tied down by gravity
>>559476658
I feel like Niyaniya is gonna have good intentions and actually help us stop something. Since some of the prisoners are already somewhat friendly with us.
>>559476796I LOVE MY AUTISTC WIFE
>>559433374Does this work for torment also?
>>559477368Yes torment kuro is exactly the same as insane
Don't open.
>>559477264Same with Kaya btw
>>559477362>fell for her lies
No way fag
Who sagged
Kanoe nude modeling
I will get the last sag
Mob love.
last image GET
This is Sensei's fault.
I CANT POST
>>559478035Ruined
use case for tiddies on a robot?
>>559478109removable battery cells
>>559478109more RAM
You used all the image posts, now I'm gonna STARVE.
>>559478090But you did...Chise.png
faster
>>559473506There is no scan of Kisaki's doujin on the bottom left of the second pic.
>>559471130honestly that Mika/Seia doujin is still my favorite Blue Archive doujin, i've lost count of how much times i spilled my seed to itfunny that it's like 4 years old now
Imagine if Niya was a loli
Say it
Bing
Sensei (◕‸◕)...
I love Miyako.
ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>559478541Yep and that yuuka doujin in the first pic as well i think
I want to post imejiwhy did you do this to me?
It's all your fault sensei
ᗜ ˰ ᗜ Post faster
>>559471130>bottom>all traps doujinbut why?
>>559479158Is this your first time seeing a faggot?
>>559479060>>559479150>DeletedWhy?
I Hate zoos posting
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.ᓀ‸ᓂᓀ‸ᓂᓀ‸ᓂᓀ‸ᓂ
Can we have a GogurtThread?
>imagecap before postcap
>>559479473First day here?
>>559479473ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>559479517yes I'm new please be nice to me
>>559479565fuck you ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>559479565ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>559479565Pat Pat Pat
nakedKoharu_06.png
baking
>>559479565mutsukismooch.jpeg
>>559479728>>559479728>>559479728
bananazoos.webp
