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total wvwdev death
old aggressive femcharr erotic uooohh
>>559462473I was doing LW3 maps yesterday, even without daily bonus and they were surprisingly lively. In the order of amount of people it felt something like this: Bitterfrost>>>Bloodstone Fen>Draconis Mons>Emberbay>Lake Doric>Sirens Landing.With tag up I got from 10 to 4 people coming in. These are smaller maps so it felt appropriate. Most were new newfriends sub 200 mastery, plus some seasoned players. Felt very fun, even challenging to do certain activities.
>>559462473The only time I had a difficult time doing a map meta for older maps was the oil fields for Thunderhead Peak, it surprises me to see how many people run around in older content still
Is there any other kind of N*rn?
>>559479293>>559480390Same anon here. I left Dry Top and went to Auric Basin for the first time ever. Saw multiple commander tags nearby. Went to investigate and found a dozen people hanging out. Assault on Tarir started 3 minutes later. Suddenly I'm running through tunnels under the city with 30+ people looting Exalted chests and opening bags trying to find more exalted keys to open them all.15 or so minutes after entering the zone, my bags were full of loot. I don't know if that's normal, either, but so far it's pleasantly surprising how many people still run the older content.
>>559482621That's octovine, everyone loves to run that still because they're chasing the rare drop high
Fish anon, give me the jpeg for Zander
>>559482621There are a lot of content types and maps to do these days, so people spread kind of thin. But even less popular or profitable maps get enough players to complete content during busy hours. Ones with meta event almost always get groups. Also veteran player often have a tag to pop up, to do specific stuff fast, when they get back to do older.
>>559477508op used my bait image. oh yeah, that's myyyy loot! :3>>559483136you're welcome, green poggersfish!
>>559483917>op used my bait imageGrats on winning the fishion contest anon!
>>559483917Thanks, fish pog
>>559483917Fish Human D
Is Roy the reason why WvW is so shit?
>>559482213the sex kind
Three Kingdoms-lookin motherfuckerDynasty Warriors ass outfit
>>559485482Roy was the 5 signet warrior guy wasn't he? I don't feel like he would've been a support cuck.
Double click on a waypoint to teleport without confirmation window
Hands off my fish, scum.
>>559493026Your body kind of looks like that orange evil guy from minions.
>>559482621That's the main meta train where most people gather. >https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timersArrange your world boss schedule base on that. Be there 10-15 mnt before boss spawn so you can enter the main map.You will have a lot of fun and your loot will be bountiful. Also, if you buy world boss portal/maguuma pact (400 gems each) you can also get an ingame notification that can tp you directly to the closest wp where the boss spawn.
>>559493387lol it does
>30 gold for 1(one) Amalgamated Draconic Loadstonewtfffff
These 2 friendly npcs bugged and started killing each other, never seen this happen before
>>559502167who won?
>>559502293Soo
>>559502293Shaley
>>559502167is that...tequatl's spoon...in that guy's hand?
>>559503293FUCK
>>559502358took me a while
i see there is many weapons options for berserker on snowcrows, what is the most fun option?
So, is it possible to get the season 4 and 5 legendaries now that the maps are almost always empty?
>>559507052uninstallswitch to a real profswitch to a better game
>>559507794try shuffling your gaming schedule a little, just for the sake of getting meta collections out of the way, then move back to your normal schedule. i had to do this, just a consideration.
>>559507794You mean Vision and Return To amulet? Yeah they are still plenty doable.
What's the profitable thing to do during Dragon Bash? Important items to get?
CORNERSTONEORNERSTONE
>>5595109801691 crit with supersonic arrow whith 3.8k power, 236% crit dmg + all the traits that increase the dmgseemslegit.jpg
>>559493815For the love of god don't buy the boss portal devices, if you need reminders just install BlishHUD and get one of the event plugins. Not only is it free but also customizable
>TFW playing ranger in WvW >TFW only usable builds in mobs are either druid or untamed >Galeforce is a joke in there because of no stability and a billion of anti missile skills Maybe i will go play a necromancer ore something for WvW
>>559518316Always play the most OP, annoying, effective class in pvp modes. The goal is to always win.
GW1 players are such rude assholes, I hate them
>>559519516they seem to be under the impression that Reforged is going to cause GW1 to overtake GW2 like OSRS did to RS3 and are acting preemptively smug about it
>>559520434isn't that mostly just improved textures or is there more?
>>559518316ranger is meme shit for tagging zergs with lb/staff
babe new cele trapper hizen build just dropped
>>559520701it's more than that, there was QOL added and I think the first balance patch it had in years, and they do have a small team in place to make new content for it going forward
>>559510980
>>559522493I hate how easy it is to rally in wvw, especially those annoying havoc squads that optimize around it
>>559522760>git gud>just dodge bro>work as intended
I think the stupidest non-consequential thing in GW2 is the cooking ingredients.I bet most of you have no idea what grapes are used for. It's purple dyes and grape pie. No fruit cocktail, no jelly or jam, no wine, no raisins.Why does it even exist in the game? Why am I mad about it existing in the game?
Operation Mosaic Wrath???
WvW would be much better if there was player collision, friendly fire, no down state, and a 30 minute respawn timer.
>>559524125Also if the game required identify confirmation and posted your real name and location above your head.
>>559523762operation epstein files???
>>559524381I'm so glad they released those so now I know Trump is the one who informed on epjew to the fbi hahafuckin based
>>559524125>player collisionthe server would not be able to handle that, it's one thing if it's 5 people bumping against one another with social awkwardness in fractals, it another beast if it's 50 people trying to go through a tight corridor while also calculating boons and shit, I kinda wanna see it though, just to try weird broken shit out, could be a fun one week event like no downstate week
>>559525119You don't run player collisions on the server dingbat.
>>559524381Operation Epstein Fury
>>559525201Lol nta but explain how to handle 50 players colliding with each other and every client being updated with the current state whilst bypassing the serverLet me know and I'll make some middleware for it and I'll slide you some money when I get rich
>>559520969i cant believe it, dont tell me it's a boon spamming build using condi weapons and vulnerability sigils!!!
>>559507052I like the condi based one that uses Sword/Torch and swaps to longbow to spam the fire fields
>>559520701The big thing was controller support and putting it on Steam DeckThey said they’re open to making more stony content and dungeons, but haven’t said anything about it since launch.
>>559528035YOu'll finna know it!
>40 min still q1
>>559514764boss portal device is really good for freshly made lv 80 characters since it bypass the need to traverse the map if you want to instantly run world bosses
I just missed tequatl FUCK
>>559523762>made an edit for this news piece>decided to trash it because it felt too forced.>anon straight up posts a non edited version
>>559531392>Tequatl FUCKHonestly, valid. Tequatl can get it.
a /vg/ niggerjeet janny desires death
>>559522493>spiking instead of dpsing the down, especially while his entire team is literally flooding the lordroom and flattening your entire team, which you can CLEARLY see is happeningretard, your death was well deserved
>>559510980>shit team gets their shit pushed in by objectively the superior team in every waydon't see the problem, try being less shit
>>559488221roy is a retard and he isn't the pne who makes any decisions about wvw, he's just there so gaynet can say "see, we hired one of you retards, you have playeretard representation in our gay nigger tranny kike company now"
I finally made it here to Inner Nayos and unlocked Expanded Weapon ProfiicencyBut is it me or is this place actually kind tough? Not launch day HoT tough but enemies actually hurt and there are some really annoying shit here. Or is this only because I skipped 9 chapters and came straight here after unlocking the tower with masteries missing
>>559533772>launch day HoT toughNigga, by the time HoT launch, it already got nerfed twice. Beta HoT was amazing because it filtered 95% of the plebs. Inner nayos is dogshit compared to HoT.
>>559528035It's almost like boons, condis and sustain are super strong or something.
>>559535235based
>>559507794The LW4/IBS dailies help a lot, many players follow the days defined by dailies for easier currency and to not get burnt out on one map only
>>559531558that's why you redditors always losememe tryhards
>>559534558I didnt ask about beta HoT you cuck.I compared it to launch HoT, which was a surprise for a lot of peopleAnd Inner Nayos has a bunch of stupid shit like the flying turrets and shit
>>559536725>making thread related OC is, le bad!
>>559537286>tryhard cries like a reddit bitchlmao
>>559525261>Epstein Fury>+30% crit chance against juveniles and golems
>fucking /pol/tards trying to shit up the threadback to /pol/ you go!
>21k hp>instadie, not just downed>no one around>10x bladesong in the log???
skill issue
>>559542123kill relic :^)
>fight green ele>he walk away into reds>reds ignore him kill me insteadi identify as iran now
>>559542123>mass invis>bladesong>signet of midnightjust Virtuoso things
>>559542123No webm didn't happen
>Go to amnoon civic center>No affordable high quality cars>Just black women
Which profession and elite should I play in raids? Got invited to them by guild and want to use my 80 boost on something that doesn't suck dick.
>>559547912core ranger longbow bear
>>559547912Did you have a role in mind? >>559548513wtf anon thats so high skill cap AND its a wvw build
>>559547912if you own EoD i would say power rifle mechanist>easy to play so you can watch the mechanics>power and range so good in any encounter>high base hp, good healing skill>breakstun+blink+cleanse panic buttonbut anything that you can play reasonably well without having your eyes glued to your skill bar will do the job
>Taimi isn't wearing her bow anymore>Demands to sit in the Commander's lap during meetings because her golem still isn't ready
>>559533772Nayos is mild. Knaebelag and some of the champions can hit hard but other than that it's just as soft as the other maps of SotO. How did you even get there while skipping the story? Isn't this a hard prerequisite unless you teleport to a friend?
Chudbender or luminary?
>>559551108F I R E B R A N D
>>559550074>Taimi this would almost be sensible if I was a norn or human maybe>But I'm an asura like you>They're going to think things>Though to be fair they were going to think things if I was a norn or human>You know what go ahead
fuck this shit im outthe rats are gay
>>559553559This is actually pretty surprising to see because the personal story has like 3 different heterosexual asuran relationships. The fact they finally got the rats is a sign of the end times.
>>559547912Engi or RangerEngi's got good damaging specs and okay healing/tanking ones if you wanna learn the role. Stuff like superspeed and aoe stealth from scrapper can come in handy too Ranger's amazing at doing tanking and/or healing (druid) and has lots of room for more obscure mechanics (immobilizing spirits on Gorseval, reliable ranged healing on for flak kiting Sabetha, pushes on Desmina, ect)
>>559554107>finallythis is an npc in rata sum which means its from the base gamenewfag talked to an npc and got filtered
>>559554107>>559553559>>559554251those godless tree fuckers from the grove are dumping chemicals in the water and turning the asuras gay
>>559554501>Not putting your own sap in the water you give your femsura friends so they can get TRUNK'dbaka
>also whisper cute asura that they're cute>never get "you too" back
>>559554728>never get "you too" backI can see why.
>>559531392>day lights savings ruined my daily scheduleFUCK
>>559554728look like the gay nigga from scary movie 2
>>559554728That's a cross dresser
>"Stealth mission" where I'm setting up hundred foot long multi-story tall vine walls in plain sight
>>559554728hate when that happens
>>559533772>toughYes, on the GPU.
>>559561056wvwratte where have you gone :cif that's even you
>>559479293Bitterfrost will always be bumped up just because winterberries are the best and easiest Unbound Magic source.
>>559557808For what its worth I enjoyed how there was attempts in LWS4 at adding elements of 'war' to a game called guild wars. Shit like setting up supply lines and dealing with soldier morale is probably an acceptable solution for repeatable "heart" quests.
>>559561586found her in the fishing lounge maybe she was the fishposter all along...
>>559563863pveratte confirmed..how do i become a pvetard that finds pve enjoyable?full frontal lobotomy?
>>559561056Hey thats me, looking fly as always>>559561586its a lot of afk crafting lately. Yesterday it was 150k mithril ore and 200k elder logs to prcoess, today it's turned into inscriptions and processing into shields/ectos so pretty much just alt tabbed>>559563863It's a chill lounge for my current mass crafter, besides I am working on my 2nd Cod on alt account but it's not me fish posting, I've barely posted in the past few threads>>559563920Each to their own on how to get it done. I just find the most valuable possible things to go for and get it done, I got a few nice drops yesterday like Pendant of Arah(443g), Rotbeards Treasure(82g), Sam(334g), Commissar's Manifesto(180g) & All Seeing(216g). Along with the general amount of things I enjoy running/teaching. I have always partaken of pve whenever I feel like it and when wvw does the thing and breaks are needed
>>559569954wvwratte come back :c
>>559542123webm relic
>>559551054I did 6 chapters of SoTo and unlocked Wizard Tower proper, with vendors and other players available Then you can skip to Chapter 14 War Council which asks you to go to Inner Nayos
Kill. Everything.*repeatedly stabs shovel into the ground*
>>559554728You have a mouth bite of an old man without teeth desu
>>559561056Some larger images of the fashion I use atm>>559571412Eventually I'll be back, sooner rather than later >>559563920I had a think about it and what generally keeps me going through pve in any kind of content is mostly seeing how far I can push myself in terms of soloing certain stuff, the other night I managed to do Whisper of Jormag, Bearbro's & Fraenir of Jormag solo (after I saw Lord Hizen's posted video about it, he's always been an inspiration in terms of doing solo content). But I also enjoy teaching things like fractals, strikes like IBS5+A few others, fractals, open world meta events, and just in general trying to take a drillbit to the forehead of the average pve fuck and teach them what to do. Had a lot of success in return to Janthir with even some simple events like the edible mushroom event that spawns the Mushroom king mob, far too many people are too comfortable not being able to recognize 3 colours and which does what. Like for example any blue and green-hue-ish mushrooms should not be picked as they only poison you and give nothing 'edible' to turn in, only the dull-ish yellow mushrooms are to be picked, some spawn a hostile mob that you just run away from and if you go in a circle around the event npc then turn it in by spamming f (Which may cause you to do a double turn in) will quickly complete the event.Over the years of pve, wvw, instanced content etc I've written out my own instructions in a document that I can quickly copy/paste from be it for fractal tactics, strike guides, event guides, meta stuff, leggy bounty locations/loot/value et cetera, currently that document is at 176,321 characters in length, so it is really just to find what you enjoy, and if nothing strikes your fancy maybe ask around, see if someone has a suggestion for things
>>559576654wvw is so dead right now.. I'll be going back to my og guild on relink. no frens to play withno competent alliesi am a lonely wvwrat in a sea of bunkerslop and "i cant win a fight without 3 friends helping me"-people:c
>>559577731>"i cant win a fight without 3 friends helping me"-people>see some allies>camp is contested>everyone is running away>go check>it's a bronze GS mirage>...>start killing him>the people that were running away decide that now that it's a 4v1, they can definitely pull it offreal and true
>>559576654>how far I can push myself in terms of soloing certain stuffWhat's you recommended easiest solo spec currently?
What prof/build actually make you go "I'm never dying in open world anywhere"
>>559579445>>559579620You can build for massive sustain on any class and condi damage requires little investment so you can easily beat most timers with a cele build. Just look at any Hizen build and you'll see something that can more or less facetank anything easier than a legendary bounty without you needing to know that much about what you're doing.
>>559579445>>559579620Power Ritualist. This is the setup I used to solo 3/5 IBS5 instanceshttps://gw2skills.net/editor/?PS0AExzl5ygZXsY2IOSXlzUA-DyQYho+zfHUwZEhUtCVlMPQQDFW2AVA-estupidly tanky, 30-35k dps depending on your ability to play, can pretty much stand still and dominate most open world content with ease, Keep using 1-4 off CD -> Then into your function skills. Like, Shroud 2->F2->Shroud 3->F3 etc, use 5 last for more damage output. Perma quickness from your shroud skills f1f2f3. If you die in this, the problem is you.Condi reaper is very fun too but tricky if you don't know how to sustain it, but once you do it can solo fractal CM'sScourge, condi or power are great fun as well, power is a bit more off-meta and not generally advocated for but it pushes stupid amounts of damage along with all the goodies of the scourge toolkit and has perma alac/Quickness output as wellThere are setups that do more damage but at the end of the day it comes down to what you enjoy playing as.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmjtZ57aYp0FRESH PVP CHEATING DRAMA!Special Guest: Teapot
>>559579620Mace/mace Untamed
>>559569954me when i equip pistol on my ele
>>5595811385:45 for the recent Sneed
>>559580667Thanks, WvWratte
>>559579620Don't forget to do this: Set your basic mount skill to Warclaw, assuming you have it upgraded via JW because it's OP. If you need mid combat CC that you don't have on your fight kit? Mount up -> 4-3-1 which is 637 mid combat CC tht you can do fairly frequently.Low on HP? Mount up, run around in circles for a few seconds then re-engage and you're at full HP once more.Get a jade core tier 10, get used to running with the overcharge protocols as they stack up to 3 hours each and are just good over all to use, get some decent food, utility item.In your keybinds find "Special Action Key" & bind it, that is the random key that shows up from time to time in a lot of open world content which you need to use for stuff.And of course, dodge sensibly, don't get used to relying others for what you need when you can do it yourself most of the time.Get used to using your Warclaw most of the time in open world, be it initial CC in fights? 100% better than using 1 weak springer cannonball for the CC portion + all the mid-combat bonuses for it.
>>559581138and yet the furfaggot nigger comes on here and unironically tries to shill shitpveasy as if it somehow isn't the most debased and debauched and delegitimized form of "pvp" in any game in the history of gaming, what a fucking joke
>>559583474settle down, beavis
>>559563432That's understandable, but it felt incredibly fast paced
do you wish this game had gooner mods like FF?
>>559579620seconding this >>559581209especially paired with carnivore the healing you get is pretty nuttythe elite is a 10s 50% damage reduction and stabilitywith the right setup you can withstand extremely threatening field in full zerker's
>>559584684No. I don't get why people want gooner mods for anything besides Skyrim and Monster Hunter
>>559584684It has a gooner writing team and the black lion shop already
Is it still good to turn Eternal Ice Shards into VM or are Tyrian Defense Seal conversion to open Skritt Boxes a better option?
I'm getting constant noticeable stutter since today patch
>>559582487>Low on HP? Mount up, run around in circles for a few seconds then re-engage and you're at full HP once more.I always felt stupid doing this because I never saw anyone else doing it.
>>559586174if it's stupid but it works then it ain't stupid
>>559582487Be careful with mounting up on Elementalist, summoned elementals disappear. Died to a boss yesterday because of it.
>>559585862nvm, my 3rd monitor decided to die
>>559586364Glyph of elementals isn't that strong anyway. It may seem nice to beginners to have a minion that distracts the enemy. But any champion or higher will just kill the elemental with one hit before it makes any noticeable damage. I recommend using a better elite skill.
I just spilled coffee on my pc tower and it stopped working but wouldn't power off and I had a mini existential crisis until I could get it working again
>>559583474at least pvp had a good run until pof, wvw has always been full of cc relic users on top of being a shit gamemode>>559525201RETARD
>>559581138>cheating>look inside>its just bug exploiting because anet is retardedWhat an useless video, back in the good days we had rifle warriors flyhacking in mAT conquest finals
>>559576654Rats DO belong in chains, after all.
>>559587049I'd fucking kms if that happens to me, my condolences
>>559585669skritt box is better rn
>>559584745Nude mods are just low effort trash because gooners have low standards who operate in the 'eh good enough' category. They dont rig nude models 1:1 with the ingame models, so it very visibly distracting when removing their aemor and their calves and hips change shape. It fucking sucks and I want to beat gooners over the head with a crowbar for pretending its good.This game unironically does the nude models right, lack of genitalia be damned.
>>559589531Recently when I played SotO I suddenly realized that Peitha's "clothes" are actually just her kryptis skin. Effectively she's walking around naked. The more disappointing that you can't see her fully exposed vagina. And it would be at perfect height for my msura's tounge.
>>559584745Gooner mods for FF are more in line with Skyrim than Monster Hunter at this point
>Who the hell is Steve Kormir?
Give me a race and elite combo to waste my expansion booster and character slot on
>>559592416female human virtuoso
>>559592416Male Norn ranger with bear spirit animal background
>>559592416femcharr evoker
I want a Rytlock warclaw skin
>>559592416Femnorn warrior
>>559588971Thanks anon
>>559576654this fashion is utterly incoherentthe rat underneath is cute tho
>>559592416female jewish mesmer (domination/illusion/chaos)
My account got banned for saying I hate E*onians
>>559593857That's what I'm going with
My account got 2000 gems mailed from Anet, because they are jews that also hate E*onians.
My account got upgraded to the guild wars 3 package for saying I hate E*oniansB)
I have the Sentient Oddity from a million years agoWhat's the next easiest gobbler I can buy to eat up all these fucking bloodstones I have?
>>559602649>Sentient Odditythat was my nickname in high school
>>559602649Herta and Mawdrey, the Globalization stage for the Arborstone mastery also allows you to dump bloodstone dust
>>559563863nope, i'm the fishposter>>559569954thank you for being honest on an anonyboard and not stealing my identity
>>559603260>MawdreyReading the wiki page for this makes me wanna smack my head into a wallLooks like Herta and Sentient Anomaly are a bit more reasonable, just gotta run around the map. I'll set a goal for finding 3 pieces per day or something.
>>559603804It's honestly not that bad, and it's worth it
yo guys queue up for some raid quickies
>>559586449Rip
>fight red willbender>he tp away 50 km>mobs keep him in combat>hop on warclaw jump on him>like 10 red pop out of some magical ass>i die
>>559606061welcome to wvw lad enjoy your stay
>>559606061get clowncar'd
I was around on and off during Living World Season 1 and I remember back then you had to log in on time to "unlock" the episode like for example I remember I had an episode called Escape from Lion ArchLooking at the re-release now, this looks a lot more condensed. I know obviously I missed out a lot by not doing them on time, but did I also miss out on rewards by not doing the ones I unlocked years later BEFORE the revamp?
>pounce dude*crits 2.8k*>dude life 111*7.2k*the doggo ate my webm
>>559608060life 111 = rend/slash/reap
>>559607758If you weren't during karka queen fight event iirc you've missed out on a potential free legendary weapon precursor.
>need to buy (and play) scarlet briar's deep dark tumblr fantasy to complete seasons of the dragonsdo I REALLY need a leggy amulet?
why dont burst skill proc relic of the thief? they have a cooldown
>>559608909>Put some dime store plant-girl harley quinn rip off in your video game>Main character can't brat correct her and stick it up her assGuild Wars 2 SUCKS
>>559609449They could have but this was the exact time GW2 (and the world in general) was going woke and all that crowd was playing this game in the first place so we got what we got. What they did to Marjory was a tragedy.
>>559608909Get the PvP amulet like a real man
>>559609906True, Marjory and Kasmeer should have been Commander-domo's sister wives
>>559610202Slathering her plantussy juices all over my skin as a natural moisturiser
>>559606061he popped his emergency waypoint
>>559609970>needs gift of cattle from the subhuman gamemodeno
"i made" a gw2 song with suno now im laughting like an idiot
>>559609449god, I wish GW2 sucked me off
>>559609449LWS1 sucks, yes
>>559579620Scrapper if you don't ever use hammer 3
>>559607758You're misremembering a little bit. LW1 didn't worth that way originally. The original format for LW1 was that the update would be active for a few weeks and then it would be over and they took it away permanently. You definitely missed out on rewards, but you never unlocked them to do; you had to actually be playing in 2012 or 2013 or whatever. The current version of LW1 was actually added to the game just in the last few years, and mostly has new rewards.It was LW2 and onward that worked the way you remember, where you unlocked them for free by logging on while they were current. They're not free anymore, but all the content from them is permanent and still in the game.
>>559619680I 100% remember having a longer list of LW1 with some of them available to me
>>559610325i mean thats how it happened for me?
>>559612363https://files.catbox.moe/v5py4z.mp3
>>559610325>>559620815Good morning sirs
>>559620815>"I now pronounce you wife and wife."
>>559620815Based, this pic always drives the fruit loops into a frenzy lol
>>559620815This but Taimi and Rox instead
>>559622453>Taimishe's a child
It's dangerous to go alone.Take this.
>>559623975>offering me your handlewd...
>>559623693Out of 10!
>>559563920>try to pve>boring as shit>grinding simulator>realize i could be having fun in wvw instead>go play wvw>forgot the content is shit>log off>play WoW
>>559620815they're handling his DICK very gently i see
Tarrktun keep taking my hard earned money
>>559627721classic or retail?
It's Salad Saturday
>>559628919Cute sandals and feet
are femsalads "born" as hags?
>>559621134
>make norn loli>it's just a female human with small boobs
>>559579620You may not like it, but this is what peak perfection looks like.>>559581209also good>>559617592kek
>>559635845you did it, anonnow do it again
>>559636340>peak performancedamnit i gotta stop writing posts at 8am
>>559623975*takes cat* thanks.
>>559635714Well, yes and no They are implanted with the memories, knowledge, and passions the mother tree wants them to experience, but they don't actually have any experience. So mentally, they are still children experiencing things for the first time, but they know how to do things because it was taught to them in a dream.Physically, they are sculpted as full grown adults to fare in Tyria, but Salads literally start the game at 1 day old. If your commander is a Salad right now, they are only 14 years old.
I forgot about day light savings and missed Tequatl again
>>559628919wintersalads
>>559637243Wintergreens*
>>559553559They use words like "partner" and "they" like 63 times in castorait's completely ridiculousthe whole entire island just decided to be gay and super politically correct4 out of 5 characters "nonbinary" or using the wrong gender voice for their mesh or whatever the fuckjust insane
>>559628919
>>559638228THEY/THEMCAUSINGMAY/HEM
>>559636673>peak performanceas a warrior you really should know that peak performance looks like this
>>559638228Somehow there's this self sustaining population of seemingly only faggots on that island.
>>559638228The butt pirates of castora
>>559620815Nice
>>559638540bring back real 100B
>>559640927>100 blades has been renamed thousand blades>hits 15 times>4s cast>taking damage knocks you down
>>559638228Theres something in the waters of castoria turning everybody gay
>go to rata sum>goon to femsurasI wish femsuras were real bros
>>559638378What does she smell like
>>559647715cum
>>559648419What does sylvari girlcum smell like?Do they range in flavour too, like some could be really spicy like a chilli or others sweet like honeydew melon
Dry Top meta update:>return to catch the meta from the start now that I know a whole crew of people do it every day at reset>they spend most of the hour it takes to run the meta greeting each other>literally, constantly, "Hey X!" "Hello Y!" "What's up Z!" "Good to see you A, B, and C!">the regulars all known each other and all greet each other the first time they notice one another>so it starts with 1 person greeting 1 person and getting greeted back>but eventually the 10th person joins and greets 2 or 3 people>then that 10th person gets greeted by 5+ people>then that 10th person greets any of those people they didn't greet the first time>then anyone that didn't notice them in the first round of greetings greets them>then the 10th person finishes greeting everyone>by the time the Skritt Queen event begins the chat has been 90% greetings for the past 50 minutes
>>559649434Hey Anon! What's up?
>>559638228You are into pronounce huh?Well, let me she/them titties.
Wow, they really did the meme.Also, it's unanimous that Caithe is a mass-murderer just for letting Faolain go for as long as she did, right? She and all of the other firstborn should have cut her throat way back in the early days when she started subverting their siblings and massacring innocents. Every single death Faolain caused from the day Wynne died (at the very latest) is Caithe's fault. Wynne dying is Caithe's fault, too. She should've turned around and shanked Faolain instead of stabbing Wynne.
>>559660805Yeah that's pretty agreeable to all be her fault, people try to defend the death of Wynne as acceptable for some reason because Faolain would have never given up but, hey. Just fucking kill her instead.
>>559660805Oh god, the new enemy is whatever dev came up with the fucking rabbit challenge.What the fuck is this shit?
>>559638228there's nothing wrong with using "partner", the rest is pretty gay though
>>559664587Yes there absolutely is, faggot.
>>559660805I miss my milf
>me with mapchat turned off (99% of the time)
>>559664587Don't waste your breath, you're talking to people that have never been in a relationship before
>>559666517I turn it on every now and then, I come out walking with regret and cancer
>leaving map chat open in LA
>stop by LA because the bank and TP are 30 feet apart>there's a group of people clumsily flirting by the black lion aesthetician>there's another group by the salvage kit merchant literally holding a book club meeting about some ACOTAR-style romance novel porn slop>both groups mention "bulge" at the same time and start accidentally cross-talking
>>559671437please tell me you butted in with a>owo what's this
>>559621134lmao
I'm tired of violets..
>>559671858Less violets I sayMore VIOLENCE
What's the coolest lore in GW2?
>>559673954The story where female asuras used to enslave male charrs.
>>559660805>Be lesbian salad>Have toxic relationshipMore news at 6
>>559675814charr for this feel?
The winner of the fashion contest should post their armor stand homestead template code for their character. Winning poorfags that dont have homesteads should be disqualified on the spot.
When I farm some resources in my own homestead can I still join someone else's homestead later and farm other resources there? I heard there are daily limits on homestead farming but couldn't find any official source confirming it.
>>559682236You should be fine to gather any nodes that you are missing. The only node that shares cooldowns is the personal farm plot
3/6 with causally playing, will probably be done with it by the end of the summer
>>5596826793/6 gratz
>>559660805Yeah nah, Caithe is a war criminal and a thief and there's no reason why she's our ally.
>>559660805I forgive her because she just cared about the girl and the egg too much. It's ok to murder and torture people, if it's for true love <3
Shaddup niggas『AURENE BLAST』
for real though, did they fuck?
>>559692943inside me are two wolves...
>>559695145I am a FHD
>>559692943the worlds not ready for a mainstream 'human' on anthro couple.
I'm struggling to build any motivation to actually play through VoE content, I want to try out the new skimmer stuff as I love mounts in this game but the actual gameplay of VoE is incredibly boring, padding out a lack of content with busywork and extremely repetitive mini"""games""" is 100x worse than Yoda bears yapping about nothing at 0.3x speed, I couldn't finish the story steps in shipwreck stand before being pulled away to other content.To make things worse SoTo and JW were actually promising with the direction they were taking narratively, gw2 finally started to feel like a proper serious high fantasy storybut it's like after community backlash for them both being half finished and ending abruptly on anticlimaxes, the Devs looked at that unanimous criticism and said "hmm people aren't happy, I know, what they want is the whacky goofy Sunday morning marvel writing again, also bring back the gay shit tenfold, it's 2026 everyone loves woke pandering right?"I really want to just be a fly on the wall at arenanet, what the fuck is going on there, because it's clear they also have some serious talent employed, but then at the same time they display utter incompetence with every release they make.
>>559698351I think the gameplay and narrative of VoE is on par or even slightly better than (the beginnings of) SotO and JW. The green bar story tasks that kill the pacing if all you want to do is complete the story, but I used those story steps for map exploration and it was fine.
>>559698938Green bar to actually engage in the map events which all carry their own story content is vastly superior to "play this toddlers Simon says mini game 15 times to progress" into "go and fetch 15 static items across the map to progress" into "play the same shitty Simon says minigame for toddlers another 10 times to progress", it's just painful.
>almost 7k ranks that jump on ri lord kill the npc around and leavei just got oneshotted by the lord wtf
>>559692943Braham has never seen a vagina
>>559699418play stupid games...
When I first started playing necromancer as my first character, I had no idea how many buffs I would get to chill conditions. I find myself playing a ice mage type character now. Kind of neat I like it
>>559692943No, because Rox was mine before she wet off to the hippy colony.
>>559692943Only lesbian romance is allowed to be good and wholesome in GW world. Straight couples should be miserable or misfunctioning, to properly reflect anet writer's insecurities and unresolved parental issues.
>>559702579>hippy colonyThe Olmakhan are an objectively superior society to the insecure larpers squatting on the ruins of Rin paved over with cogwheels.
>>559698351Only entertaining part about the trio of these expansions is Isgarren. He is such an asshole nerd. Everything else is mind-numbingly bland, while also moving at snail's pace.I didn't mind the new collection first couple of times, because they were 70% finished by the time i've explored the island. Anet overused them as usual to pad out the content. Should have only one per map, to encourage exploration as soon as you get into the new zone. Not multiple or placed by the tail end of the story questing.Slowpoke bears and demon but people were much worse, got on my nerves instantly. Wizards ended up underdeveloped.
Found the perfect spear finally. Vindicator slowly climbing to my top fav builds, goofy dumb fun.
>someone compliment my FHD while waiting for tequatl to spawn>pretend to afk while chaos unfold until teq is donewhy am I like this...
>>559705809"thanks bro"how hard is that
>having a good day>remember I have to do another round of busywork in draconic mons for the mystery of the druids>day ruined
>>559705809Should have given them that hole, right then and there
>>559705436What is your charr trying to be? A bat? A lizard? Ram? A slutty charrthot judging by those fluffy boots? All of the above?
>>559706637Trogdor
>>559706018it's hard and you can't say bro randomly nowadays incase it's a tranny or whatever>https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/1rmda90/friendly_reminder_about_chat_privacy_in_gw2/
>A chunk of Maguuma is in Elona too!party up at the new resort
>>559702846It's kinda funny how everything written pre-covid was the writers childish view of politics and everything written during and after covid was the writers barely disguised therapy diaries
>>559706637Started as a more classic take on Chimera creature cosplay. That version ended up looking too bland, so i've pushed further into chimera as a concept, combination of animals.Lion head, another animal head on the shoulder mantle is a reference to off centered goat head, snake tail. Chimeras sometimes depicted with hooved back legs. Ram horns looked better than straight goat ones, so went with that. Bat wings are from manticore.Color scheme and face is Scar from Lion King, classic evil look. Body shape and silhouette turned out like a Dreadlord from Warcraft 3, very devilish in general. I was looking for a pitchfork spear because of it. Would be cool to have a fire footprint effect too. Armor pieces are bulky, like something a metalhead or ancient gladiator would wear. Was thinking Eddie from Brutal Legend. Overall body proportions and stance are similar too. That character also turns into same vibe demon, cool coincidence.
>Taking koss back to the sunspear sanctuaryhope I can leave him here permanently like the first game
>>559705436would kiss.
>>559692943I really thought they were going to hook up, but then Rox decided to ditch to become a hippy
>>559705809>why am I like this...You felt stress when the interaction occurred, but rather than risk responding in a way that elevates stress, you chose to do nothing until the initial stress had passed, but then your body interpreted the relief of the stress passing as pleasure, which increases the odds of you freezing up next time something like this happens.After just a few times doing this, you've trained yourself into having a mild stress disorder.After a few weeks or months of doing this, you've trained yourself into having a full blown anxiety disorder.The only way out of this is exposure therapy. You must force yourself to confront the stress so your body can learn that sometimes it's more rewarding not to freeze up. The proactive solution is to compliment strangers and see how nothing bad happens whether they ignore you or strike up a conversation.The passive solution is to wait for people to compliment you and then force yourself to respond no matter what. Best case scenario, you have a great exchange and undo this bad habit. Worst case scenario, they're too clingy or you spill spaghetti everywhere and you have to ghost them, block them, or log off for a while.This applies to everything, btw. If you're shy about going out in public, or talking to people at parties, or asking people out on dates, or asking for favors or promotions at work, etc.Always look at what incentives are guiding your behaviors.
>>559705436Been trying out Vindicator recently as well, it's pretty fun. The aoe rotation allowing you to constantly jump dive is great
>>559716502
>>559716502NTA but you are right and this is how I went from a hopeless antisocial sperg to being able to socialise my way through stuff I never thought I could've like flirting with strange girls or breaking the tension in job interviews with a mild joke.The first thing I did after getting out of high school was get a job at a bar (busboy because I was too spergy to be a bartender) and it's probably the best thing I've ever done, busboy was nice too because while I was out there in the sea of normies interacting with them I could also go out back or in a staff area to get away from it all.What most people don't tell you though is that even though I broke my social anxiety and treated my Asperger's through exposure therapy, I did a lot of very cringey spergy shit in the process that still makes me flinch to this day when I remember them, infact I'm still a natural sperg so I'll do dumb shit that makes me cringe later on like 25% of the time but it's better than 100% of the time and in the meantime I got to have lots of sex and make some good connections that serve me in life.The next evolution that I'm working on is to forgive myself for said spergouts that make me flinch when I remember them, the best advice I've heard for this is to just accept that I did the best with the tools that I had and forgive myself for it.
cool blog
>>559716502op here, you are right anon and I have tried to be more social just like you said, but at the end of the day, after the interaction with others and finally being back alone in my room, it's just more agony and anxiety because I will rewind it over and over inside my head nitpicking every interactions and it get even more stressful after that. I've been like this my whole life
>9th map exploration>taking a break near a poi>see ppl for a split secondi feel like an idiot
>>559710539https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Diabolic_Pitchfork_Spear_Skin
>>559718962That's an anxiety disorder, anon. I had that. For me, it was a symptom of unmedicated ADHD. Some part of my brain would grab onto stressful memories and doom spiral into them, making them stronger and more stressful over time, until it was crippling.The solution is the same: Exposure therapy.The only way to avoid a lifetime of obsessively replaying your worst moments over and over is to drown them out with distractions. Right now, you maybe use video games to distract yourself. But it's far more effective if you have social interaction, because they hold your attention more powerfully, provide alternative memories to fixate on, and you might even grow close enough to someone that you can vent about your bad memories and get support instead of being crushed by them.Trust me, anon. I've been there. The only way to kill the bad memories is to go find enough of a life that you're too busy thinking about some event you went to last week or what you need to bring to a friend's place tomorrow. Over time, you'll accumulate good memories to focus on instead.
guys whos a better/easier healer to play for wvw paragon or tempest ? also does the druid heal auto target team mates for i need to click names?
>>559728178Rifle berserker
>>559728178Druid is radial ground-target heals so you need to place them where the group is moving. Only staff beam and staff wisp is character-targeting healing
How the fuck do you drop the aviator transformation? Some dipshit dropped it on an event chest and there's no way to clear the buff and the toy has despawned. Surely ANet isn't so incomprehensibly stupid that they haven't included a way to clear unwanted buffs, right? I don't want to relog and lose this map.
>>559736078Those were your only two options. Next time pay attention.
Did noone really notice the AI voice lines in VoE?Sayida at the beginning of chapter 4 is a blatant example
>>559736078they paid real money for that toy and by god you're gonna get trolled by it
>>559736245I'd never encountered it before. By the time I realized the stupid effect had no duration and ran back to click it again, the toy was gone. It's asinine that it even exists.
>>559737626yeah and it gets irritating fast. but you'll eventually expect it and learn to not touch it.
>>559736078Click the aviator box again, spergs like to drop those on every chest in Auric Basin
Female Human Diver
>>559636554
What the fuck went wrong?
What do I use Laurels on bros?I have a bit over 300 of them but no idea on what to spend them on
>Blish kills himself, get back to give everyone the bad news, Taimi tells me her bonitis advancing again, even worse, Caithe is back
>>559749769hoard for later or dump on whatever fast farming says is the most valuable tier of trophy bag
Would it be correct to say that before I embark on EoD, I should go do LW Season 1 so I'll have played the entire Dragon Saga.....?Even though I dont remembre anything? Like seriously who even remembers LW2? I can sort of vaguely remember LW3.....or do I? Was Bloodstone Fen LW3? What did we even do there?
>>559750502That bone cancer has been taking its sweet old time to perma downstate Taimi, it's annoying
>>559738949I..........................were the swimsuits like this? I thought I owned both sets
>>559753772>LWS1Dealing with the end of Zhaitan campaign, Scarlet starts uniting different core tyria factions to harass you and the other nation's leaders with a different crisis till Lion's Arch gets wrecked - having fully fallen under Modremoth's influence by the end of it all>LWS2Mordremoth rising, mordrem start attacking tyria. Reps of the different races come together to unite and deal with the threat of another elder dragon campaign starting up. Glint's Egg gets involved but Caithe goes schizo and steals it from you. You chase her trail and learn her backstory in the process but miss out on the initial maguuma assault that led into HoT>LWS3Fallout of HoT, we deal with various things, ranging from the White Mantle getting uppity again to how active Elder Dragons are using the powers of the fallen ones. Lazarus returns, causing the white mantle to fracture between following him and caudecus (who knows its not him due to the raid storyline), but gets outted as Balthazar. Balthazar sucked up the Bloodstone Fen nuke and then went to eat up Primordus' magic (thanks to Omadd's Machine that Taimi was using). We chase Balthazar to Siren's Landing, kill Lazarus (who was stored there) and learn Balthazar's heading to Elona for more dragon juice
>>559755396was getting stuck in purgatory and freeing joko lw3 or path of fire
>>559755512that was Path of Fire, after Balthazar killed us in an ambush
>>559755574i'll do lw1 and then watch a full recap before ehading into eodthis story is streteched over 14 fucking years jeezthough bloodstone fen being pretty darn impressive the first time i got there will probably always stay with me
>4th Bing Chilling has droppedgive me an eye already so I can stop playing this event
>Okay now go get more stuff for the roller beetleAt least I can get a cool scarf...
For those of you that have gotten legendary weapons, what has given you the most mileage?
>>559765051Twilight greatsword, isn't that useful. But it was a dream weapon, so I don't regret it.Going for legendary Spear rn because all of my (10+) characters use it as a main weapon, or at least for water combat. Would become the most useful one for sure.
>>559765051Twilight Fulfilled a day 1 dreamLooks goodUseful on four characters I actually play (Warrior, Ranger, Necro, Guardian)
>>559765051Definitely Spear. Not only can every class equip it, but it's good, if not actually meta, on basically every class. And even if you don't wind up using it in your build, it's STILL probably equippable as an underwater weapon.I actually find Legendary Sigils more useful than weapons though.
>>559765051Sword and spear. Everything uses sword and spear.
>>559767031Bitch.
What class/Espec should I pick if I wanna be as pet focused as possible? Ideally I'd be a support for the pets who do most of the damage/tank but I'm guessing that's probably not a thing in this game and that's fine. I just want as much pet focus as possible
>>559768857Necromancer Ritualist + every undead minion pet utility skill
>>559768857>pets in generalranger or necromancer>super focus on petmechanist (engineer)>"pets" but they are stupid turrets that attack the wrong targetengineer or ritualist (necromancer)
>>559768353u wot?
>>559769323Did I stutter?
>>559765051Dagger. Most classes can dual wield them and often use them in multiple builds with different stats. E.g. thief uses daggers with 4 different attribute combinations across the basic pve roles.
>>559763126I haven't had anything in the rare loot pool drop from dragonstorm, I just want the right eye to go with my left>>559765051Axe
>>559768957This was my first thought, I feel like in most rpgs the undead summoner is usually the best pet user>>559769153Just from this explanation Mechanist sounds the best but I could be persuaded for the stupid turret thing depending on the implementation
>>559768857>>559771574Mechanist is unironically a better pet class than Ranger
>>559771574engineer turrets are summoned when using utility skills and attack whatever they feel like (or nothing at all!)ritualist spirits are summoned when using shroud skills and attack whatever they feel like (or nothing at all!)ritualist core class is necromancer, so you can turrets and pet(s) (dead things)mechanist core class is engineer, so you can have turrets and a pet (mech)
good morning i hate the fr*nch
>>559771574Yeah, ranger is a poor pet class, 90% of the dmg still comes from your character. Unleashed was supposed to be a pet focused elite, but ended up the most APM intensive melee burst DPS build of the profession, while pet is purely for a the buff mechanic and farting.Pets are still useful and some have fun abilities, but at most it's utility + tanking.
why would someone willingly play an asuraimagine looking at the character creation screen and thinking "yeah I'll go with the disgusting mutant rat creature"
very antisemitic post
>>559773254I wanted to play a Dobby from Harry Potter.
>>559773254this but humans
>>559773254This but with charr. Who wants to play a gay lion?
>>559773254I always pick the shortest race in MMOs
>>559774391based
>>559773254you wouldn't get it
>>559769323Don't listen to him I love you
>>559769323You should listen to him I hate you
>>559769323Also ugly.
>>559768353>>559769380>>559780479>When the tranny feels threatened that someone else's video game avatar is getting more attention than xhis video game avatar
>>559786079>more attention>literally the only replyjej
>>559786079I'd take her over the dancing whore
>take a couple months off>feel better not constantly playing this game>realize i'm actually quite shit at the game, the longer i've been away from itshould i even bother? i feel maybe this is life's way of saying move on, possibly give up gaming and get a new hobby. i kinda miss this game, but i just can't get myself to do any of voe after the woj VA fiasco.
>>559788220how can you be bad at this game it's easyyou just press all your buttons and dodge the red circles
>>559788220>after the woj VA fiascowhat happened?
>>559788220It's a very pick up and drop game, poopsocking and daily addiction is mental illnessI started playing again a month and a half ago after dropping it for a couple of years and now I feel kinda done with it again, might come back next year if it's not dead.It's for the best ive run out of weed anyway and I need to get back in the gym and work on my actual potentially money making projects, I suggest you find something productive also
>>559788220If you're not enjoying the game, then the answer is simple. I've dealt with burnout from WoW before, if you can't find a meaningful reason to log on then it might be time to pack it up. If you're sure on entirely quitting, then just wait for the rest of the expansion to fully release to try it all out rather than this current spoonful content updates they keep doing
>>559788220>realize i'm actually quite shit at the game, the longer i've been away from itIf you're playing to compete e-peen with online strangers and not to have fun then you're just substituting climbing the social ladder irl for a digital version that you will eventually realise to be a complete waste of your life.
>>559788539it's easy to suck at any game, i think i'm just getting old. i don't know, it might be age, it might be the game shifting into a state i no longer understand.>>559788845true, this makes sense. i think my poopsocking days are over>>559790572i realize i'm wasting my life, just needed breaks all along.
>>559788826privileged females on strike becuz muh AI nonsense delayed the content, anet fed into this shit and that was sort of my breaking point. and then there was a bunch of related achievements for playing WoJ all over again but with the VA dialogue back! amazing company...https://www.mmorpg.com/news/some-guild-wars-2-voiceovers-delayed-because-of-ongoing-sag-aftra-strike-2000135092?amp=true
>most gourmet chefs>chop some meat, make a barbeque, grow some plants, drop into volcano>asuara chef>oy vey buy my super sekhret cooking gadgets for 15 goldjew rats, the lot of them
>>559795363well, goy, you buy? you buy because you NEED super secret cooking tool ye! that'll jus be 15 shiny shekels, i'll scoop those right out of your hands why not! heheheh
>3k+ power 215% crit dmg>16 vuln supersonic arrow crit 4k on ele>ele hit back zap 3k + 6k phoneix on protectiongit gudjust dodge brospeed relicwebm or didnt happen
>>559775882Cute rat. Would whisper once.
>>559771748>0 button mech dps28k>0 button untamed dps30kthis is how i cope.
mcharr monday
The Charr shall rule!
>>559802662despite the femcharr in the pic, this still looks gay as fuck
>next expac>Jackal gets a glow up because fuck the bunny>fourth dodge bar>sand fart cloud damage skill that blinds>Double tapping jump lets you blink upward, because fuck the bunny>uh...I dunno, fucking turn into sand and become invulnerable for a couple seconds, Jackal is the defensive mount, right?
>>559802754>fuck the bunnyI'd gladly do that
>>559802747That's a woman?!
>>559802747is it the abs?
>>559802754>fuck the bunnymine is a birb
Meth good.
>usually play SH as rifle mech pusher>people are always confused and i got told druid is way better multiple times>join a group as dps today to see a druid in action>TD get stunned, burst or never dies and everyone is flaming each other, one power dps or one misstimed CC completely ruin the strati really dont understand how mech is not the default pug strat, it's so much easier
>>559713951he'd kiss you first>>559722103Very cool. But I don't want to go with effects on this design, revenant abilities are flashy enough on their own. Also it's yet another gem skin.
I'm sitting hereSuddenly rememberingI probably spent like 1.2k gold converting to gems to buy the pseudo coomer outfits like the Conan straps or the Yakuza tattoo bandages before ArenaNet finally gave in and gave us swimsuitsFuck I wish I can have those gold back
>>559807241>be me, play fhd>convert 2k+ gold to gems>buy coomer skins>feels weird to be half naked in wvw when ppl jump on you>put on the most covering armor possible
>>559807657I do feel that way too. I run two dressing rooms basically, one swimsuit one normal.Also the fact that GW2 graphics arent exactly top notch in current day doesnt help, I'm poretty sure Draenei in WoW have meatier asses than FHD
everyone i know is taking a break but i'm not done with astralaria
>>559811548You know me and I'm not taking a break.6 month till next map is brutal and stupid tho, anet is unbelievably shortsighted all the time. Bet current gem sales would have been bigger, if there was a new map and convergence to show them off at.
>>559807898Gw2 looks way better than modern wow on ultra graphics in modern contentThe issue is that anet let the old content stagnate rather than do the bare minimum of upscaling textures, so you have armor pieces and maps stuck in low res 2012 whilst the newer stuff looks way better
>>559754883It's healed with cantha tech and she is almost 30 now so who cares.
>>559811548i've been meaning to craft astralaria for a year and it's still unfinished...
>>559812764>she is almost 30 now
>>559816025 How old is Rytlock at this point?45-50?
>>559817061Yeah, but charr are always hot.
>>559803303Its usually the abs, yes.
My FHD consumes way too much gold on clothes
>>559812764The commander's cock has been shaping her for decades
>>559700668Neither has Rox
Good evening. I hate Marjory and Taimi.
>>559700668>>559829724>>559829803I sure hope they fucking learn with gw3 and don't attempt to make a game for kids seeing how gw2 ended up being a boomer dominated game
asura antiquary
melee only fellas when they have to do the dungeon rush and encounter an ascalonian archer with 100% knockdown
>>559736246>AI voice linesDo you have actual evidence for this? ANet is vocally opposed to using AI for art and audio assets and, more importantly, is totally cucked by the actors' union.
I just finished HoT and want to make sure I understand this expansion:>3.5 maps (Dragon Stand doesn't seem to be a real map.)>2 are nut-twisters with 3452345 layers and no clear way to navigate between levels (Verdant Brink and Tangled Depths)>all new maps are littered with goodie bags that you need to carry keys to open (airship cargo, exalted chests, crystallized nodes, and noxious pods), and these goodie bags appear to be bait to give you a steady drip of dopamine from opening them and getting a pile of mostly worthless but shiny loot>there are time-gated map-wide metas with daily resets to keep you from grinding the maps in one go but also cause you to have lots of downtime, like the 10 minutes of waiting after the chak gerents are dead before the lasers finish charging>at launch, all of this was overtuned, so it was a pain in the ass to constantly be fighting veteran and champion enemies every 20 yards>the maps themselves are packed with things you need masteries to access, and grinding masteries is a long, tedious processSo, the game launched with hundreds of hearts, vistas, hero points, etc, to explore, a dozen world bosses, dozens of maps, etc, and then HoT came out, kicked you in the dick with overturned enemies, made you run around in maze-like maps chasing little nibbles of dopamine from airship cargo and exalted chests while waiting for map-wide metas to play out, made you grind out masteries to 100% the maps, then after you did all of that in a few weeks, all you had left was waiting on LWS3? Am I understanding that correctly?
I know you third worlders dont like the lesbians and brahmBut this SoTo squad is so much worse. Like goddamn is that blue woman ugly...and a mute charr? And a literal rat? At least Marjory is a traditionally hot white blonde and she's an exhibitionist to boot.
>>559834923I haven't got to SOTO yet but the haggardly azure hag owes me sex.
>>559835074I'm gonna go with a....no
>>559835280Built for Adam Sessler
>>559834803It also introduced raids.Also it was the last meaningful addition to WvW.
>>559834803Yes, HoT finally turned GW2 from a multiplayer 2012-era Ubisoft game simulator into an actual video game with things to do.
>>559837430ive tried to get into GW2 many times and I've never made it past base Tyria, this is the most accurate explanation of why I've ever seen, that's exactly what it feels likeMy friends playing again so I reinstalled last night to try it out and read about this and that Elite Spec and whatnot, then I got in the game and started filling up the hearts and I checked out in like 20 minutes due to this feeling. Maybe I'll try to press on
>>559834923wtf I didn't know shrekina was that tall
>>559837773Play pvp and level with books until you're 80 and then start HoT.
>>559838059I might try that yeah, I think I have some boosts or something too, my account is from near release so I have a ton of birthday presents in my mail
>>559834923>and a mute charr?what's wrong with a mute cat? I thought people didn't like all the yapping.
>>559839368Okay.
What race should I make my Thief, I was thinking Asura female but maybe Norn or Sylvari would be better
>>559839980Human male
>>559839980Ash Legion Charr
>>559834803pretty much, except youre forgetting that classes were MUCH WORSE back then, if you think its hard now, it was much worse back then, like only 5 classes had access to quickness, ranger, thief, warrior, engie, and mesmer
>>559840782more like ass lesion.
>>559834543I can tell its is a shoop because of the pixels and my extensive experience in PhotoshopSeriously just go listen to her voice there, it's sloppy, and it's right at the beginning of the chapter too>Anet is opposed to AI anythingKek ncsoft is going all in on AI, anet virtue signalling means nothing.
>condi untamedyes?does it work?
>>559834803Yeah HoT was the best expansion, it's super immersive and wasn't a brainless faceroll back when it came out.Oxygen deprived autists who can only think in spreadsheets and treadmills will never understand
>>559834923They're unobtrusive which is a 1000% improvement over diversities edge and the way they make you want to gouge your eyes out
Interrogating Ash Legion bitches in my fuckshed.
>>559842940>ugly bitch>midgets everywhere>handicap (mute) represetnation>not diversityOkay ramesh
>>559843068>Reading comprehension Don't project on me sukhdeep
>>559843189You lost
Supportbrandpals do you more often find yourself using a mace or an axe?
https://files.catbox.moe/5s3ohp.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/hc0xiy.mp3someone plz meik a music bideo im not gud ç_ç
>>559842663no, you one have trait that modifies condis and even then its pretty minimal
>>559843389No u
>>559843429i played both, axe is fun for an extra pull besides the book1 pull. the mace is boring but provides the heals and shit. axe is offensive, do that if you find mace boring.
Dang you can make a really flat plant
>>559847656Flat as a board
>>559847656An androgynous character for an androgynous race
>>559811548That's the next legendary I plan to work on, I wish they later implemented stories for the rest of the gen 3 legendaries. I wasn't a fan of the greatsword until I found out that it was related to Razah and that explains why it transforms
What should I make to carry a couple of friends who wont think about the game more critically than "I like to shoot the bow with the archer" or "I like Guardian's self heal"
>>559834923On top of all of these forgettable characters they also had Zojja, but that wasn't even impactful in the slightest since it was like 10 years since we last saw her and all she does is cry+men in blacks herself
>>559849136A reliable boon dps that can also be geared for support
>>559849136Celestial Firebrand
>>559843645I unironically kek'd
>>559834803People were complaining a lot that content is too easy, simple in core game, so devs gave them HoT. Turns out it's 'you think you do, but you don't' type of situation, majority of babies didn't want an actual challenge.Ugly pic btw, never post it again.
I don't like any of the griffon skins
Hagmaxxed femcharr inner thigh musk...
tfw im just going to make female human in the end i wish we had a more humanoid short race, like the opposite of norn
>>559856492Midgets aren't people
>>559854872Unicorn?
>>559857007Especially the skins that diverge from being an actual griffon
I like most of the gryphons skins. Especially those that diverge from an actual griffon.
I don't use mount skins at all, even after they started adding free ones.
Which specs and builds are doing well in WvW? Need to farm a GoB and it's dead as fuck when I play so no boonball to leech from.
>>559860151
>>559864121Fat cheeks on a cat is a sign of great power
>>559853476The problem is the devs didn't understand basic game design. They don't follow literally a single principle of game design, like making sure players know what to do before they end up on a floating platform on Dragon Strand while a big worm writhes around. They missed ALL, AS IN EACH AND EVERY SINGLE IMPORTANT STEP, of the things you're supposed to do when taking a player from the "introduction" phase to the "challenge" phase.So it's on the devs for being shit at their jobs, not the players for expecting a company bragging about record profits to not be able to hire even one single actual video game designer.
>>559849136Celestial tempest or firebrand. Quick herald is also decent.
>>559834803>while waiting for map-wide metas to play outthis only happens because massive power creep over the yearsat HoT launch the Gerent was the hardest meta in the game and the timer was genuinely very tight, it would routinely fail even after they nerfed it
>>559868734this guy watched a video about the first level of megaman x 15 years ago and has considered himself a phd-level game designer ever since
>>559872520This dumbass can't respond to anything anyone actually said so he resorted to shitflinging like a 3rd grader thinking it does anything other than make him look like an inbred retard.
>stand next to another player while waiting for world boss to spawn>they move away
>>559872908He is just finish, please perkele
>stand next to another player while waiting for a world boss to spawn>get instant loss’d by a futanorn
>>559868734>t. level designer in charge of yellow paint
>>559873228This but futasura
GW3 asura design leaked. Very photo realistic UE5 graphics.
>>559861846kill yourself
Why are wvwussies so sensitive?
>>559839980I play it as msura and no regrets. As always they have the superior cool and funny animations.
>>559874701they only alt tab to post here after getting killed
>>559847235>Be me at anygroup content>Fighting mobs too far appart to be pulled and other members do same (ex:cannon phase at aetherblades)>Supportbrand pulls the mob im attacking to himself and pretends to be useful attacking it alone.Every time man, at least woth mace are useful most of the time but they prefer to be annoying.
>>559882858I love that Kodan are just balls out. Charr could learn a thing or two from them.
>>559873745Guess who's back? It's me!
>>559868734>like making sure players know what to do before they end up on a floating platform on Dragon StrandWtf are you talking about? There's a lot of NPC yapping through the whole map telling you what to do the whole entire time. I bet you only heard the we gaht it part at the end because they forced you to watch the cinematic. All of your problem is not because of the game but because of a brainrot nigger like yourself.
>>559868734every event literally tells you what you need to do to complete the event, its not the games fault youre a fucking retard and cant read the side of the screen that has the event log
>>559882858what is he watching from that chair?
>>559873745Is that Zojja?
>>559868734>>559887675>>559888068DS and gerent are the easiest boss fights to understand. not that every other meta is hard to understand, but these 2 listed spoonfeed players and handhold. anet's problem is that they assume players will all squad up and lay out the strats perfectly every single time, but they underestimate how retarded and antisocial/spergy the playerbase actually is. all the HoT ones were easy for me, the EoD ones were also not that bad with directions. the "meta" that i am most retarded with is the greer/decima fight. yeah yeah, kill them at the same time, what's new...but then they put 2 dozen markers all over the ground and above people's heads, too many visual cues within 10 minutes. it's an overload of colors/blobs/lightning, circles all over the fucking place.>inb4 just look it up on wiki and youtube for the detailed breakdown, newb
Is it just me or are the story instances insanely hard compared to open world? I can solo a champion in open world without being downed once. But in almost every story instance I'm dying countless times to normal mobs already. Also they often add some seemingly impossible mechanics like stealth missions where the area is flooded with enemies.
>>559888875no, because back then characters were significantly weaker, power creep is extremely high now that you can just unga bunga everything
>>559889796warrior, guardian and necro have always been pretty unga bunga
>>559889938and thats only a third of the classes, whats your point
>>559884229kys furshit
>>559888875>stand in green>don't stand in red>stand in green>don't stand in redhow is this so hard for you>it's an overload of colors
>>559890120warrior and guardian specifically is what most played
>>559890604and thats not everyone, now is it
>>559890567Nta but every meta and instance event in SoTo spams SFX to an egregious level, everything has multiple overlapping screen filling bullshit that obscure all of the AoE indicators and that's before you count the dozens of players with eyerape transmogs casting more screen filling sfx with their spells and then on top of that you also have 20x jade bots that are twice the size of any player and now you have a dozen ritualists spamming 3X enormous retarded looking spirits to obscure your vision even moreI think they called it secrets of the obscure because whatever is supposed to be happening is a secret because your entire screen gets obscured
>>559834803HoT is the best content the game ever had, from the maps to the metas to the elite specs.You sound like a pathetic faggot that can't play a video game without having a spergout and basically I don't feel bad at all that you're having the worst time of it.
>>559788220If it makes you feel better the game is rapidly approaching end of life, you can see that by the amount of mobile tier slutmog and retarded animations anet pumps out every patch
It's really impossible for newfags to understand what HoT metas were like in their prime. They can't get a sense of it with current power creep, they don't even know what parts of it had utterly different dynamics back in the day and it was great
>>559891282Tbf the power creep is probably a necessary evil here, in it's prime the HoT metas really needed a minimum amount of people and some coordination, the game/map populations couldnt support that now
>>559891282>We would die rather than surrender Tarir to Mordremoth. This is the sacrifice we are all willing to make.>Please allow me...>I was once human, a citizen of Tyria. I transformed to better serve the Forgotten. I die to protect Tyria.>I volunteer...>For the love of Glint and all she prophesied> Please allow me...>I remember the Forgotten. My sacrifice is nothing compared to theirs.>Luminate, I am ready.>Above all else, the egg must be protected. For Glint!>I know what must be done.>You must carry on without me. The future of Tyria relies on you.>I will fix this.>Long ago, I vowed to take up Glint's cause and fight to the death. It is my greatest honor …>I am ready. My time has come to make the ultimate sacrifice.>I barely remember my life before. It is as if I have always been Exalted. I hope only that I have honored Glint's memory.>I am prepared for this.>Remember this. One day your world's survival may depend on your willingness to do the same.
>>559888875I don't really see how (specifically open-world) Decima is any kind of overload at all. There's big orange circles, there's the small red outline circles, there's the spiked AoEs that signify an undodgeable instant kill and radiate dodgeable damage outward, and then there's the arrows where you stack in them if they're green and stay out if they're red.It's all pretty clearly readable even through player effects, with the possible exception of the red-outline AoEs which have always been kinda shit, but even then those are pretty small and deal damage slowly so it's not really imperative that you dodge them perfectly.Greer is fair enough I guess because I think being overwhelming is kind of what they were going for there, but even then there are only a couple of attacks that are actually hard to read once you've done the fight like twice.
>>559889510It varies between stories. Some can be surprisingly demanding, full of high HP enemies or specific mechanics. length. Overall yes, they tend to be harder than ow. LW1 and 2, HoT are the most uneven in difficulty. Stealth missions are overall annoying, especially that one in season 4 iirc or Aurene training chalanges in LW3 You want some kind of stun break, good sustain + debuff remove.
>>559890915n-no...
>>559868734I think you're just retarded
Memba when there's still server pride and then they drop teq revamp and nobody can kill it? It become one of the biggest server vs server event outside wvw. Race to first teq kill. Good times.
>>559892054>There's big orange circles, there's the small red outline circles, there's the spiked AoEs that signify an undodgeable instant kill and radiate dodgeable damage outward, and then there's the arrows where you stack in them if they're green and stay out if they're red.It's all pretty clearly readable even through player effects, with the possible exception of the red-outline AoEs which have always been kinda shit, but even then those are pretty small and deal damage slowly so it's not really imperative that you dodge them perfectly.you proved my point that there are too many visual "cues" to be paying attention to all at once. "back in my day!" it was easy to read an open world boss fight. maybe an arrow here or a dodge there. but now it's a mess of shit on the ground with markers all over the place with little or no explanation what to do, with minimal amount of time for lag tardbrain to catch up. by that time, dead.my tl;dr: anet devs understand a language of icons and bright colors, but i don't need all that extra screen clutter and confusion to instruct me to "jump" or "don't get close to that thing!" just play the fight out without the noise.
>>559894351I remember trying to organize retards on my server when it first dropped, no one wanted to listen though. I miss server identity, guilds felt more homely and it was nice seeing familiar faces>picrelMy dick can't wait for Tera 2
>>559888875People still die at decima and greer? That's... kekHow hard can it be? Green stack, red avoid, orange avoid like the plague/dodge or you will get insta down. Oh and mount up, press 2 and run in circles like retards for 30 secs. That's it, that's the whole fight. I bet you don't even know that you can dodge fear.
>>559834803I really wish they had kept at least some expansion maps the same as core tyria maps, with a bunch of hearts instead of either 0 or 3-4 that feel too grindy. I will often roll a new character and just slowly level to 80 because I love the design of the core game.
>>559895689wait, you can dodge fear?
>>559895901I love core maps too. I think if they'd added some more advanced enemy designs like we get in newer content those maps would be up to modern standards. They feel like a proper adventure.
>>559894928My whole server used to be full of aussie and kiwi tards. There's not a single day where the word cunt doesn't exist in chat every 2 secs. All gone now.
>>559896079yea
>>559477508I wanna fill my last character slot but not sure which class to pick, currently lack a thief, mesmer, and elementalistI don't play pvp or wvw much, and don't like rogues, so thief and its specs don't appeal to me much. Mesmer seems to be the class of the coomers, many human female mesmers in revealing cosmetics running around + don't like the illusion magic gimmick, do any specs play in a different way? Elementalist I've rolled like 20 times at this point and delete it every time, I love mages but this class doesn't scratch that mage itch, the staff skills are trash, the meteor shower is a waste of time, don't wanna be swapping elements, I just wanna be a wizard damnit, not Avatar the last airbender. The spear is a bit better but still don't wanna swap elements. Is there an elite spec that just lets you lock into fire and cast big fireballs?
What are the specs that can camp staff and do well enough?
>>559897851Daredevil and support Paragon
>>559897824use it for weekly key
>>559897824>don't wanna be swapping elementsuse evoker and take specialized element
>>559897824There was an evoker fire staff ele build, but it won't play how you would expect it to. I also don't think it works anymore because of the nerf they did to evoker
has anyone been able to determine the age of the city?
>>559896658>There's not a single day where the word cunt doesn't exist in chat every 2 secs. All gone now.to be fair most of them probably got perma banned for hurting some fags feelings and not affirming their genderthey shoulda stuck to cheating in wvw and pvpnothing happened to those fags who abused the evoker bug to climb btw they just patched it and said have fun lolthey're definitely in on it someones getting paid off
2 equipment templates+2 build templates for 800gems
>>559884229I don't know why anet is so muslim with charr. They make damn sure there's something under their skirts. They aren't even human, why do they care so much?
>>559903190I only want next week bundle, 1600 gems full of the bestest goodies
what class/build should i do season of dragons to be least annoyed by it
>>559904047What bundle is that?
>>559904085power raper.
>>559904085Do it with multiple characters and just switch to whichever one you feel like at each step. It's a long achievement, you're going to be bored with anything if you try to do it all on one build unless you already had a favorite build in mind.
>>559904085Survivable with ranged attacks. So like mechanist, reaper or anything celestial. Most of the achievements are collect things, hit event monster a bit with outher people do a jumping puzzle and collect resources. Pretty much anything is fine, just enable mentor tag.
>>559898763I run a homebrew scepter/warhorn fire mage spec in PvE and it pumps out crazy damage with berserker or marauder gear, relic of zakiros covers survivability for it too, it's the perfect low APM break after ruining my tendons running tempest auramancer or harevoker in PvP/wvw
>>559903598
>>559904085it does not matter except for pof maps during dead hours when you need to solo bounties which requires a halfway decent build
>>559904287
The gemstore UI is fucking awful to use with this many items on sale, jesus fucking christ
>>559904928the game ui is chrome embeddedhttps://gemstore-fra-live.ncplatform.net
>>559904824NOT EVEN A BANK TAB?>storageBANK>not thinking like a joo, anet???
>return to dry top 1>disturbance in brisban>defend the seraph builders from the inquestoh my god this is so fucking boring15 minutes of running back and forth killing squishy rats
>npc has the "buff" for unlocking story step achievement i've already acquiredgreat enginei wonder how many cheevo points marjory has
oh well, at least it's not a mastery where i need to do all the optional extrasso long fuckos, i'm outta here
>>559905569[Dyke Gets Dicked] Repeatable is probably stacking those points for her
I do I heal rev? I feel like I need 3 legends for it to work
>>559905216I have max bank tab and it's just full of trash at this point. Better max out storage.
>>559906576blue vindjumpspam aoe condi cleansejumppull out urn and slam it down if health is low
>>559906642Now where do the boons come in? I'm seeing a clear lacking of might application
>Crecia wasn't invited to the lesbo wedding.I guess what they say is true. Brides don't like inviting women more pretty than them to their weddings.
>>559907484You might get some boons if your ass is a bit more polite
>>559907739>Hey Commander, what'd you get them as a wedding gift?>Stugots, Taimi.>Whats a stugots, commander?
>>559907828How unhelpful and rude
>>559904928>click on the item to look closer>press back>page scrolls all the way up
>>559908286That's inexcusable on anet's part
>they still haven't remove the old reward tracksthey need to clean this shit up i dont know what to pick
smol on smol violence
>>559908286that always irritates me
>>559908286This is why I never browse gemstore.
>>559873292>>559887675>>559888068>>559894184I'm only going to say this one time for you fucking idiots: You're all subhuman retards because you ALL constantly think in purely black and white terms. You see X and IMMEDIATELY leap to Y. You are completely fucking oblivious to the concept of there being a gradient between X and Y. Your pathetic little brains cannot comprehend a reality where the answer to seemingly ANYTHING is nuanced. That means you're all dumber than the average middle schooler. Good job, dipshits. That's probably why you spend your days playing dress-up with FHDs and jerking off to Charr furry porn.Every time someone critiques your shitty mmo slop even a little bit you autistic fucks all meltdown. Grow the fuck up already. The game isn't perfect but anyone that implies it could be better gets all of you subhuman monkeys flinging shit at them.
Uh oh, stinky
>>559910192Absolutely retarded faggot and bad at the game, that's why you lost in pvp
>>559888875>>559888875As always, you subhumans are incapable of imagining what it's like to be someone else.Go to DS and imagine you're a new player with no clue what's going on.>You can't find any of the usual stuff you look for on a map. Just a timer. >So you come back when the timer is closer to being done. >You find some people in a lane and follow them. But they're flying all over the place and splitting up and merging. >They know when to run to a different location for noxious pods, but you don't. >Everyone in map chat is throwing around acronyms you don't know.>But you stick with it.>Eventually, you get to the end.>Now what? Everyone is flying to floating platforms.>You slowly glide out to them, but they're stationed far enough away that it takes most of your glide bar to reach the updrafts to move between them.>You don't know anything about what the numbers mean.>You can't follow the worm boss at all, and aren't sure how to even get a hit in.>You can no longer just follow the zerg because everyone else has a flying mount and knows the fight so they're all 100x faster than you at switching platforms and phases change faster than you can switch platforms.>Worst of all, every time you get anywhere near a ley line, the game throws up and annoying pop-up box telling you to train a a flying mount mastery you can't even train>At the end, you might not have a clear way to get to the boss chest, and you might not realize the inbred devs scattered chests all over the map to trick you into thinking there was anything to do in DS other than just wait for the zerg.THERE IS A MIDDLE GROUND BETWEEN "ZERO HOOKS TO ON-BOARD NEW PLAYERS TO THE ZONE" AND "YELLOW PAINT EXCESSIVE SPOONFEEDING" and the fact you fucking idiots cannot grasp that is genuinely embarrassing. If I were you, I'd cringe so hard I'd fucking die.
dont worry guys it will be fixed for gw3
>>559911031YOU'RE PLAYING AN MMO FUCKING TALK TO PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO OR WHAT TO DO FUCKFACE
>>559911031>implying we don't fumble the first time toongmi git gud or uninstall, retard
>>559910192Oh it's you, that "serious critique" kid again. Care to list those "basic principles of game design"? I kind of sussing what you are referring to, but still would like to get like 3 from you directly.Anet is following those 'principles' very closely btw. At least from SotO, they've been blatantly building player knowledge of new mechanics that are used throughout the expansion. Starting from the story instances, into open world events, into metas and lastly instanced contend. It's very obvious to notice them teaching reoccurring patterns in last 3 expansions. This was less blatant in early GW2 days because game design wasn't as codified and "solved" back then. Devs and players expected to learn thorough trial and error or discussing things between players, figuring out things together. Hell, many collections are convoluted to get on your own specifically because you are expected to socialize in some way. Be it through forums, in-game maps, forming groups to brains strom and look for solutions in the moment, guilds, youtube etc. Imagine doing your skyscale or gryphon with guildies and friends, everyone discussing shit in MMO. Crazy stuff, I know.
>>559911031Ahhh zoomies NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW I WANT IT NOOOOOW I WANT TO BE GOOD RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOWW ITS EVERYONE ELSE FAULT I SUCK
imagine this nigga playing everquest kekeke
I wanted to make a quickness support rev, but the more I look at it the more discouraged I'm starting to feel. I'm either limiting might, stability, or CC output. Having only 2 legends for support sucks ass
>>559912996imagine him playing uo lmao
Happy for you. Or sorry that happened.
>>559910192ever consider a job in theater for all that projection youre doing
>>559913000>I'm either limiting might, stability, or CC output.qdps herald with dragon stance and dwarf stance has all of that + your main CC will always be the staff
>>559912996imagine this dude playing runescape
>>559913689Is staff, shield and regen enough healing at that point though? I know staff hard carries the CC, but I'm thinking in terms of being able to solo a sorrow for Sun Qua
>>559910192What they said is true tbdesu. You are just mad because they are right and now you just type some random bullshit to deflect the fact that you are a giga tard.
i hate the prismatic effecti hate the prismatic effect
>>559914286>healer revokay I can't help you with that, don't have enough experience, qheal herald swaps out dwarf stance for centaur stance, though I believe that one still gives stab in some cases.sorrow breakbar is 1500, your staff 5 will dish out 1350 cc if you manage to 9 hit them, scepter 3 is 150 cc, dragon elite is 232 cc, centaur elite is 300 cc.You are very likely to solo cc a sorrow's breakbar, I'd be more worried about the healing since its mostly passive or in bursts
>>559914286>shieldit's more than enough if you don't facetank every hit
>>559915312click on the checkbox to turn it off
>>559915372CC should be manageable then>>559915408Most pugs are retarded and can't wipe their own asses, I can't rely on them to not always facetank stuff
>>559915602Then you can do scepter+shield and abandon all hope of passing 5k, but with the right stats it'll be enough healing.
I like her game design, iykwim
>>559910192
>>559911031Now now, here let me spoon fed you>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Abbreviations
>>559911031You sound like you've never played a video game in your life before
>>559911031Stick to your gachas, zoom zoom
MMO is dying, newborn should just stick to one click one swipe gacha. They don't understand the concept of grinding for rewards. Also, anet has always been very clear with their game design. Just play any raid/fractals/story instances. There's always a build up before the big fight that teach you every mechanic that you will encounter during boss fight. This has been the case since release.
>>559912296This. No sympathy for turboshitters in this game.
fucking rift RUSHERS, close T1 rift before I get to them, I can't earn my mystic DAILY coin, because everyone trihard beetle DPS cuntsjust let me play I only use turtle because best mount wtfff
>>559919415simply be faster
>>559916805ONE underbooba armor and what they do?add a buttcape to itffs anet
>>559919230im a turboshitter but not even i am that retarded
>>559921163Many such casesI'm very sure it's the result of a ""consultancy"" sweep across the assets to address any ""problematic"" armour pieces, so many of the buttcapes look so out of place and clip with everything Thank god the 2010s are over
any upcoming expac sales?
>>559921865Drytop and silverwaste is free me think
>>559922272yeah, but the story missions are part of the cheevo
>>559921865I think they were just on sale
>>559919415griffon & bettlechads stay winning
>>559922606Oh whoops didn't know teh story isn't part of the free stuff. Probably around mid/late march then.
I have collection fatigue
FUCKING FINALLY
The rule stands: The more right you are, the more the obsessive autists that poopsock a game will don their shining armor and rush to defend their favorite game. You're all so obsessed with refusing to admit that the game could be even a tiny bit better that you're melting down.>>559911979I actually waited until an organized group was running the zone and joined a squad. I was still lost because they kept using acronyms and acting like everyone should know how the meta goes, and in the end I got to hit the Mouth of Mordremoth ONE time before it died, because I had no clue how to get from platform to platform with everyone else. They all had mounts, but I'm playing through the expansions sequentially, so I haven't even bought PoF yet.>>559912296>>559919230>>559912584Then you admit I'm right, shit-for-brains. If the devs knew literally anything about designing a game you wouldn't have to waste your time and fail just to learn how to do a mindless zerg meta. All of the problems are in how they executed extremely boring, cut-and-paste meta steps.>>559912996I actually did play it, back when Tigole and Furor and their poopsock guild were destroying the game by clearing new content in days then bitching for more while the rest of the playerbase was still months behind them. Then they went to WoW and ruined the raiding scene there, too.>>559917583I ain't reading a fucking dictionary. My entire point is that it's retarded that players have to do that in the first place. A competent developer, LIKE EVERY OTHER POPULAR MMO HAS, just designs their content so players pick it up on the fly.
>>559924630you literally throw a shitfit whenever someone tells you to gitgud fagit
This guy should've won that GWAMM fashion contest, but he didn't even get nominated as a contender
>>559911031>>559910192Bros, this guy makes me want to forgive Anet for all their crimes.How could you be so insufferable?
>>559911031>As always, you subhumans are incapable of imagining what it's like to be someone else. Go to DS and imagine you're a new player with no clue what's going onPlaying HoT during release was total chaos. Not only it's way harder, everyone is either a tard, troll or leechers. Yet somehow everybody manage to get it done and have fun while doing absolute fuckall.>Oh look a toxic cave, 20 people enters and die instantly. No, not by the toxic fumes, but the slimey bugs, and then the toxic fumes, and then getting wooshed by the bigass beetle while you're downed>Oh look a tameable dragon on top of a stumped tree, bzzzzzzt their mom zapped and burn you. Died instantly. >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M NAKED!!!!!!1!1 ALL MY ARMORS, SHATTERED. TASTE ONE THOUSAND AXES!!!!!!!Fuck, nobody can see TM except this one giga charr troll with maxxed masteries making us all hit some empty space at some random corner. Nobody believe there's an invisible shroom at first but we kept hitting it anyways because it's funny. The confusion and wtf are we hitting question itself was a very memorable thing to have. I too was a noob once upon a time, so fuck off.
>>559926191He's just trolling at this point, ignore and move on.
>>559926421I miss those times so much, early HoT was peak community bonding together to get through shit
>>559924630>complain about acronyms>anon gave a whole wiki list of acronyms>I ain't reading the fucking dictionary>complain once again about acronymsThe mind of a self proclaimed absolute genius. Make it make sense kekekek
>>559926421It blew my mind when I humored the people smacking nothing and actually got event credit after a bit, but then they patched it to where you actually had to have the mastery in order to hit it
>>559924630>I-I'm not c-crying, u r crying!!!you've losted 1(uno) meta and now pooping your pants live on stream, writing longpost baitshave some dignity, bro
>>559924630>I haven't even bought PoF yet.Good, move your ass to /gig/ immediately and forget about this very hard to understand game.
>>559477508reasons people have not been showing up to raid:>kids have late bedtime>grandkids r coming over>third back surgery need 6 month recovery>date night with husband of 50 yearsthey play better than i do but they show up like half the raids
>>559924630You're the girl that keeps jumping off cliffs with scrapepr hammer 3 aren't you
I just saw a longbow norn ranger with a wolf
AYO WHERE DA RATS AT
>>559930504___ ____ ____
>>559930606in your turt, firing your shells
>>559930835rare rat spotted
>>559930328many such cases
>>559925550Because of picrelEvery single time anyone suggests the game could be even a tiny bit better in any minor way, a handful of you retards chimp out and start shitting into your own hands and throwing it at anyone that dares imply your little dress-up game isn't perfect.>>559927307I think I get why you're so retarded. You don't understand that I'm criticizing THE PROCESS, not the PRODUCT. I'm not bitching about the acronyms. I'm bitching about the process of having excessive acronyms dumped on me every time I enter a new map and have to go research them.Like I'm not bitching about the Dragon Stand meta. I'm bitching about the process of TRYING TO LEARN the Dragon Stand meta as a new player.You inbred fucks think I'm talking about the end result because you're too stupid to realize that other people have their own minds and don't know all of the same things you know. You idiots have no Theory of Mind.That explains everything.>>559930296I don't know what /gig/ is so I'm not doing that.>>559926421I did play HoT at launch before quitting for 10 years, so I remember how good and bad it was back then.The key difference was everyone was blind back then. Now, only new players are blind. And that's what I'm talking about. It sucks being utterly lost while every single other person on the map knows exactly what's going on. There's a steep learning curve that could be much more bearable if the devs applied literally any well-known game design principles. They got away with shit design for years because people don't realize it's shit design when everyone on the map is learning it for the first time. This is a well-known phenomenon. It's why WoW Classic and Season of Discovery exist. That new player rush is a well known thing and it's clouded your memories.>>559930407Not anymore. I switched to Mesmer so now I just portal back up.
>>559932094gitgud fagit
https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/eparch>willybender in the bottom list of dps despite being best in slot for glut dpssasuga
>>559932094Nigger, it's a 13 years old game. You sound like an entitled 30 iq subhuman demanding everybody else must cater to your needs. Crawl back to your moms vagina and abort yourself you fucking moron.
>>559932491>3% success rate for NM Kelakek
>>559932094>I did play HoT at launch before quitting for 10 yearscan't git gud eh
>>559933063rat sex
>>559932094>The key difference was everyone was blind back then. Now, only new players are blind. And that's what I'm talking about. It sucks being utterly lost while every single other person on the map knows exactly what's going on. Anon, it's a multiplayer gamethere are other people aroundLiterally just ask 'hey what we meant to do' stop being a fucking autist and communicate with the people around you
Give the engineer a teleporter turret
>Get into T4's>Join a CM and have no issues>Dude randomly starts talking about logs and looks up my account>Starts sperging out that i'm not "EXP" >Refuses to go on until i'm kicked>They kick me>Starts shit talking me while being in offlineThis should be an instant perma ban.MMOs are a social game and people like this deserve to be put into a padded room to scream about percentage parsing.
>>559932094>the sperg depicts himself as a furryPottery
>>559932094As someone who run daily DS during OCX hour, this sound like a you issue (not wanting to learn or ask mapchat for directions) or a shitty commander issues (not explaining anything or asking if there's newb around who need directions) simple as
>>559933843I joined a map-wide meta where commanders were directing people around and even then they overlooked or didn't mention things, and how is a new player supposed to know what they're missing? If you don't know noxious pods spawn all over the map after the meta, how are you supposed to know to ask?And are you ready to insist that the devs were right to scatter pods all over the map instead of just place a few big chests at the ends of each leg of the meta?Now, imagine a 40 person map with 3 squads and 3 subsquads in each squad, all trying to wrangle 40 people, and one newbie constantly has to ask, "Where is X?" "What is Y?" "Who is Z?" That's asinine. And I'm only saying that the game could have very easily been designed to not require that! And for THAT, you're all melting down like I took a shit on your birthday cake.>>559934387It's simply an onboarding failure by ArenaNet. They didn't do any QA on this. They didn't sit down with any new players and watch them stumble around blind. After doing the meta once, I figured out quickly how to sweep the lanes for noxious pods after the event, which platforms to try to be on, which platform Mordremoth is going to attack based on how it rears up, which areas I can't go without grinding masteries, etc, etc, etc. It took me like 3 hours of running around on the map before, during, and after the meta to figure it all out.I'm saying that, ideally, I shouldn't have to do that. I should be able to just show up and play the game and participate and earn rewards instead of constantly having to /wiki things, or open my map every 30 seconds to check where the commander tags are at, or ask people to explain things.And this is a VERY easy task. I promise you, it would take less than an hour to run down a list of minor changes that would eliminate all of this chaos and confusion. Or just one guiding rule: A player's first experience of the map and the meta shouldn't suck.
>>559935185>And for THAT, you're all melting down>continues to meltywhat did he mean by this
>>559924630Lol why are you so mad
>>559935185a normal person wouldn't react the way you are
>>559935185Teapot literally have zero to hero segment where he play using a brand new account to have an equal ground and never have your problem even without mounts or whatever. We all at some point must learn in order to progress. If you don't even want to do that, well, there's no helping you. You can blame anet all you want, at the end of the day, you really need to play the catching up game to the rest of us by learning how the game works. We do what we can, helping new players etc. GW2 community love to help and answer all kinds of questions. There's no doubt there. If you are that one anon with anxiety disorder then okay, we get why you sperg this much. But at the end of the day, this is MMORPG, not a single player game. You will always play with other people from all over the world. The rest is up to you. Ganbatte and do that exposure therapy by having the courage to ask map chat if you feel lost, okay. Everything is going to be okay.
>>559924109you know you can get those armor pieces from the VoE WvW/PvP reward track right?you never had to grind some shitty meta
>>559936398>bro just take 10x the time playing dead modes with toxic assholes
>>559936028When did I ever claim to be normal?But we can test this. If we scroll up to the top, my remarks were initially very normal.It was all of you subhumans calling me names that was not normal. In a normal conversation, when someone criticizes something and you take it personally because you're an obsessive fanboy, you suck it up and stay civil. But because you're an anonymous fuckhead online right now, you chose to escalate.So, the most abnormal thing about this series of exchanges is definitely you chimping out and flinging shit over a mild disagreement.>>559936379Cool. Did he forget all of the knowledge required to do this content blind for the first time? Again, I'm talking about the on-ramp experience. The process by which a new player learns how the zone and meta works. A fresh account is irrelevant.Imagine learning to drive a car but you don't get a manual or driver's ed course ahead of time. You get chucked into downtown rush hour traffic and told to figure it out.You probably do figure it out eventually, but there's a needlessly steep learning curve that could have easily been smoothed out.Now imagine some retard comes along and says, "Well this guy that already knows how to drive went for a ride downtown on the interstate in a clunker and did just fine so that means there's nothing wrong with throwing newbies into that same situation!!"You'd be humiliated if you had an IQ in the triple digits.
>>559936879your lossI had the full armor sets week 1 just having fun in the arena while people are still assmad over not getting token drops to this day
>>559936994uh oh, melty
>>559935185>are we supposed to know the pods spawn all over the map after the meta?the pods are mentioned a few times here. after the meta, the npc announcer informs us that there is treasure on the map to search for>gamers not searching for dickallhow could these secrets be happening all around me?you get like 20 minutes to "search for treasure" before being sent back to pact base for safety>timer counts down every 5 minutes>big giant banner spanning the whole screen>time to read and pay attention? preposterous!>where da fuck mah trezzur at?did you all search the map? no?>ask in mapchat where mah trezzur at?>pods?golly gee, what pods, possibly?>oh i see them now, thanks anoncut the pod with the machete!>wut machete?means you have to play more of the meta events, now you know what to do with fabled pods
>>559936398>10 minute of half afk brain dead contentvs>running around like a limp dick chicken for hours for a shitty armor that i will never useyeah no thanks
>>559936994>Look at this 3 digit IQ dunning krugger nigger
>>559936994>Imagine learning to drive a car but you don't get a manual or driver's ed course ahead of time. You get chucked into downtown rush hour traffic and told to figure it outThat's called the spartan way. Subhuman 30 iq zoomies will never get it.
>>559936398>grindYou can do chest runs and then just tag the meta at the end.
>>559933063it's not funny...
>>559937363>the pods are mentioned a few times hereAll I saw was the map objective update to "explore". It wasn't clearly conveyed that all of the stuff you normally get from event metas has been scattered all over the map instead.>you get like 20 minutes to "search for treasure" I initially interpreted that as, "Now you can circle back to those hero points we didn't let you use during the meta for completely unclear reasons.">golly gee, what pods, possibly?You're ignoring that they're all over and you don't know where 90% of them are if it's your first time on the map. So you spend all your time exploring the other lanes, maybe dying to poison or something, and can never be certain you got all or even most of them. It's lazy design.>cut the pod with the machete!See, this part may have arguably been done well just because I learned my lesson in the previous 3 zones and bought a ton of machetes the second I saw them on the vendor before the meta. I got to the end of the Auric Basin and Tangled Depths metas without enough keys the first time I did them, so I didn't make that mistake again in Dragon Stand. I still hate the key system, but at least I had warning by the time I got to DS.>>559938174You do realize the Spartans were the biggest losers in their region for most of their history, right? They postured like they were badasses but they got rolled every time someone called their bluff.
>pvp rushyeah its time to game
>pvp rushyeah its time to sleep
>>559933063No idea what the fuck they were thinking with Kela
>>559941808to be fair it's not that hard since they fixed her underground range, you just need to bring a few billion stab skills and avoid low hp classesit's still funny how they ranked it as hard as XJJ
>after all this time anrt finally added the option to toggle off bloom Thank the gods/spirits/no one/paletree/alchemy, now they just need to divorce that dumb white shading effect from the high shaders option and all my graphical demands will be met.
how come there aren't any cool armors in this game
>>559941415skill issue
>>559944557>Manly Tears wielding Revenge.jpg
>>559926421idk how many times my fhds getting butt fucked by them axes face down ass up style and the tentacles fuck that shit too and the invisible frog. fuck the invisible frogs. i still visit hot map sometimes just to genocide the fucking frogs to vent all my angers
>Instead of having Aurene gain the ability to speak the writers had her brand CaitheAURENE, SHE IS A WAR CRIMINALBAD DRAGON
>>559924630>literal aspergers retard screaming and screaming into the voidwhy didn't your mom get you treatment for aspergers?
>>559926421shit I forgot where in the timeline they got rid of armor durability, but there sure were a lot of anvils around HoT lolfuckin loved it so much. that very first time i entered maguuma's breach was fuckin magical, man. just seeing all of that jungle and chaos stretching out as far as the eye could see, airships gettin fuckin DROPPEDthere was nothing to compare it to, the entire game had just been flat ol' central tyria, with tiny tiny advances dripped out in dry top and silverwastes. no mounts, no gliding yet, just an impossible hostile maze of canyons and cliffs and vines adn jungle, progressing through the zone like a tiny ant trying to avoid predators. i still remember that first story mission where you go into the cleft under the peak at night and get mogged by pocket raptors, and you still don't even have a clue how big this zone is yet
>>559945883And then unless I'm misunderstanding something, after reviving, she can talk by herself, to everyone, with no explanation or acknowledgement of this.
>>559932094>aspergers psycho is a repulsive furfaggotahahaha what a surprise
>>559936879>10x the timekekkkk, this is what retarded pveasiers actually believe, classic pottery
>>559935185gaynet trannies seethed at this king for telling the truth
>>559947437how come your mom didn't get you treatment for aspergers? don't you love her? she wanted what's best for you
>>559911031unbelievably based, gaynet trannies seething
>>559477508I just got the mastery to see the invisible shrooms, how does this work, is the chance to get the invisible shoes only once per day? I really need those but I'm broke.
>>559941649Can I just afk and get my decade backpiece during this time?
>>559947768From time to time some tards will yell TM UP on every hot mapchat and bloodstone fen. That is all the hint I'm giving you.
>>559948030Yeah, I know that, but is the drop only possible once per day? Is there any point in farming a mushroom?
>>559947521really ironic post you got there, tranny faggot retard sperg
>>559948147>Is there any point in farming a mushroom?Foot fetishists want the invisible boots it can drop, its worth thousands of gold and even more gallons of semen
>>559948147Well yea per shrooms, since DS spawn 3 shrooms, oh and draconis mons, so that makes it 8 daily shrooms
Tequatl time
>log into my FHD>Furrocious Cat Ears, Blissful Skirt>Permafrost in 3/4ths of my dye slots, Pastel Pink in the restTime to do open-world metas
>>559948716The Draconis Mons one actually doesn't have a daily limit on it so you can technically farm it every time it spawns, but it has a randomized spawn timer and can take up to an hour to pop, and then despawns if nobody is there to kill it in 10 minutes, so it's not really worth it.
>>559948894If you get the hoard and I don't then you are the biggest gay
how do i do dragon stand, is it still popular, can i just hop in an hour from now or best to find some lfgi want the last parts to fix upper
>>559950763Usually you want to do it around reset or reset+3-4hours, your chances or finding a group late night won't be that great. If you have a tag to attract the moths, then do it. You don't need a full map like you needed back in the day, just 10 people per lane. I had to tag up for it recently to craft my gen 2 greatsword since no one else was tagging up
>>559950763It gets done, but not in every time slot so you kind of have to just check LFG when it's coming up. I think you usually want to look a little bit before it actually begins, but not like Dragon's End where you need to be looking 45-50 minutes in advance or anything.
>>559949872I'm still straight, better luck tomorrow...
>>559948894Nice bots I am sure anet would love to know about them.
>>559948894
>Kralk fightSurely killing the others will be just as intense and remind me of Monster Hunter too, right?
>>559477508How do I make my character trans
>>559947193Holy shit this happened half a fucking hour later too what the fuck
>>559947193well she did turn into a lich...
Season of Dragons helps speed up the collection of Skyscale stuff with the achievement rewards, right?
Threadly Reminder you have until bump limit to vote in the Fashion Contest.http://www.anonvote.com/strawpoll/c51124vnhttp://www.anonvote.com/strawpoll/c51124vnhttp://www.anonvote.com/strawpoll/c51124vn
>>559963282It gives you a free stack of each of the LW3 and LW4 map materials, and the LW4 Skyscale request requires a stack of each of the LW4 materials.
is there a reason why anything that's half interesting requires 20 different things, mastery track progression, and max craftinglike it's not even ascended shit, it's just some exotics in a new expansion with a new look and while im sure its overall not THAT painful to get, the fact that it needs 20 different things and those things each need 8 other things to make is just fucking stupidi've had this game since early 2014 and sometimes im fucking glad its always lived in the shadow of WoW and FF14, the stupid shit this game does deserves the small playerbase
>>559953598surely...
>>559965395Not Zhaitan, Primordus, or Jormag. But their Claws might give that feel.
>>559953598why would this game feel like monster hunter
>>559966764>Gigantic dragon crawling through a tunnel being shot at by multiple ballistae while you run around dickslamming the "Nuh uh" button before jumping at it to beat the shit out of it's ribsThat's half the monster hunter story "final" fights, at least.
what the fuck it's my fuarking HEROESand bejita
>>559965350Fuck you, everyone always complains that there are too little cool cosmetics to earn through gameplay. Most of them require like 3 evenings to get max, at least you need to play the game a bit
>waaaaah everythings in the gem store>waaaaaaahhh i have to play the gameSome of you may die but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make
I feel it Champion! But the connection's weak~Stay focused. One last push. For Braham- for all of us.Champion, help me! There's too much~ This power, it's so wild. Get to my 'prisms'!Champion, don't pull back!-
>Traveling Knight's hooded helm and capeokay I'll swipe
>Villainous Cape and Hood comboyep, I'll splurge on this
>Warrior Quaggan Backpack SetooOOoo
>>559948894I always report faggots like this when I see them :)
>>559972853such nigger faggot lazy ass shit pretend "content"the faggots responsible for this should never be allowed to work again
>>559976776You don't have to thank Quaggan for stuntin' on these hos, Quaggan does it for fun!
if mordremoth could attack the mother tree in the grove, it can attack anywhere!
>>559978114I like how he wiggles his ears
>>559978218pat pats, boop kisses, and cute sneezes :3
What are some other useful account wide unlocks like gobblers or cooking station bank in home instance?
>>559978552No one but me will remember that there used to be two cooking stations here. They took out the high tech one.
>>559978762The Asura screams out in pain as it steals your microwave
>>559978552infinite bank accessinfinite trading post accessinfinite hair stylistecto gambling thing (functions as a merchant to vendor junk)
Does the warclaw 3 work for any cc bar in everything or only within janthir?
>>559980935It should be for everything. Anything that is considered hard or soft control effects will damage the break bar.
dyeable class spell identity when, i'm tired of mesmer's pink
>>559982619this, I need my max size sayian hair charr guardian to shoot pink fire out of his dick
>>559982619never, this will destroy a Recognizable & Iconic profession look and visual consistency
i'm retarded and shit at video games, what should i play for the pvp rush?
>>559987241Luminary.
>>559972853I've read a dialog like that in a porno once.
I'm neither here nor there.
domain of kourna is so bland and boring it's insane
>>559992770Kourna is based. Great for fishing and easy to farm volatile magic.
>>559993136It's ugly and the water is full of pee and poop
>>559972853weird how "can i haz cheezeburger" isn't the cringiest line
>>559987241cancer
please, just a crumb of armor without a buttcape...
>>559998442Time to buy gems sweetie, anet has been rolling out the slutwear since going into maintenance mode
>>559998442medium class problems
:)
The problem with helmet balding is huge. I found this helmet that fits perfectly with my outfit rat but having the hair removed is just a no.
>>560001498ugly ears
>>559477508Fuck pvp, how is this shit even balanced,
>>560001498ugly nose
>>560001989It's not. Play the correct build and rake in the easy rewards.
20 minutes into LWS2 and I already hate it with a passion.
>leveling up a mesmer in open world>see people struggling to get to places and remember that I can help them with portal>everyone keeps ignoring the portals
>>560006423Well did you tell them you opened a portal for them ya damn sperg?
>>560006745Does putting down the portal under them and jumping up and down count as that?
Hmmmm
>>560007080No
>>560007393rat's seen some shit
>>560006423I'm not catching your gay cooties with your portal
>>560008162what if i used a white mantle portal?
if anyone in EU need to do KO for the turtle but is scared of pveasy i'm in the mood for hand holding, just beg in here and i will start a group.
I like using white mantle stuff as a Charr.
>>560010505You can get it from gyala npc, no need to do KO
>>559477508Human female just can't compete with Norn mommy
>Page 9where the baker at?
>>560013337norns with asian faces just look off
>>560012898well i'm guess i'm just a useless nigger then
>>560012898which npc?
>>560013804They also don't make sense
>>560014430Make total sense
Death... Good...
next thread no fashion winner in OP lolololol
>>559998642It actually feels like it has been a long while since they dropped anything good. They need to step it up.
i was a nice general while it last, see you in /gw3g/
>>560012898>telling people to waste their research notesjust do KO, its easy
>>560015845I like it when the Orrians with shovels just waste their time stabbing the ground when they agro onto you
>>560018015>>560018015>>560018015Migrate
>>560001989hasn't been balanced since 2014
>>560014078https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Requisitions_Specialist
Lol were they supposed to include the PvP world championship finishers in the PvP rush reward?
