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>>559499625SENSEI! KOCHI KOCHIIIII!
Today, I was in the office with Noa and she was helping me with some files and I accidently called her Mom when I thanked her.
>>559499661>school swinsuit IbukiCuteBut hopefully S. Ibuki wears a bikini
>>559499714Don't girls hate it when you call them mom because it make them feel old?
>>559499661Makoto bros, why does Ibuki keep playing baby time with Hina and not her? Is Makoto not bab enough?
My canon wife Fuuka...
instead of S Ibuki we should have SS Ibuki
/alter/ has AI artists who post their new stuff every threadwe should be more accepting
Alien (1979) but Shiroko is the alien
>>559499661Where can I find a wife that physically stopped aging since she's 11 like Hina?
>other people eat shit so we should eat shit too
I buy a hamburgerI serve it on the tableIm a chef now
Sex.With Ibuki.
I think the story should open to cities outside of Kivotos (of course also filled with girl-only academies) and Sensei has to go there to help their shit too, and, and this is the most important point, Sensei gets a sweet fucking private jet staffed with hot flight attendant girls
>>559500153That's a child.
You wasted years of your life on a useless skill.
what is blud even on about
You wasted years of your life
>>559499625Ritz
>>559500225true that, rip to the morons who spent the last 4 years learning to prompt
Decided to start modelling the GDD room.I might have underestimated the amount of fucking clutter involved but I'm having fun texturing stuff.
>>559500198Out of 10!
>>559499661These are nice details
>>559500293Post the poking one
>>559500317holy based
>>559500182Sniffing and touching the wolf.
>>559500317Sensei gets gangraped in this room at least twice a week
Ibuki if she was good
>>559500397
>>559500491by who? the gdd girls wouldn't rape sensei
Roll for Reisa
>>559499771It varies, I think alot of girls like it when you make a slip like that because it means you view them as someone who can nurture and soothe you.
criminal mastermind btw
>>559500491yeah, being raped like that all the time is so horrible... anyway, I'm going back there this afternoon, and tomorrow, and the day after...
>>559500153>>559500351
>>559499661>Into childs>lesbianbaitAko is Epsteincore WTF??
>>559499661Childs
how long until Rabu?
>>559500564Yeah no. You'll come off as a guy with mommy issues.
>>559499661childs
theres nothing to play
>>559500691Exactly.
>>559500719do your SRKR
>>559500675new toss’ just dropped
>>559500749That's not considered an attractive trait, anon...
>SCHALE A/C stopped working
>>559500754its not sunday yet
>>5595006752 childs 1 boner
>>559500810doesn't matter if you have nothing else to play
>GDD>Raping anyoneAris and Momoi don't know what sex isYuzu can't even handle handholdingMidoriKey waits for marriage to do it
>>559499674lol I loved that almost made a recording of it
>>559500776It is anon....
>>559500719Slay The Spire 2 (Early Access) is out, nigga.
miyo if eepy
>>559500867>kei>waiting for marriage>implying she can wait that long
>>5595003173D modelling GDD room sounds like a good practice, have fun.
>>559500803>No gosling core students in Abydos, Millennium, ShangHaiJin, Red Winter, Highlander and Wildhunt
>>559500719Bro your 青い史料?
>>559500886
>Kei>holding back till marriage
Pull for desuwa
>>559500886That's some big cope if I've ever seen one.
It will never be rape with Kei because I will always consent.
Ricchan!
>>559500867>Midori
>>559500867>Momoi>not knowing what sex is
>>559500915That's just Hare
>>559499974it's so funny watching japs complain about it on twitter.
>>559501116I think you didn't get it
>>559501074So says the coping coper, first of his line.
So attention, time for stupid questions.You have the option to remove one character from the game without consequences (even if they're a central figure in the story).Choose wisely
>>559500719theres too much to play
>>559500867>Aris doesn't know what sex is."Aris knows what this is! It's just like those games Midori secretly buys and plays! She really likes the ones where-" and Midori shuts her up.
Snap [-]d on reflex.
>>559501224Name 2 video games
>>559500983I can't stop, won't stop.
>>559501168I know Midori is a rapist (she rapes me every day, that's why I visit the GDD so often) but Momoi not knowing what sex is is still absurd. she grew up with Midori, there's no way she doesn't know
>>559501264MarathonSlay the spirePokopia
rapists
>>559501308Nevermind, I'm retardedI thought you were talking about Midori
>>559501221Reddit post
>>559501208>Coping about... not having mommy issues? Or not considering that attractive?Yep, makes sense for sure.
>>559501351I was talking about pink Midori, yes
>>559501221I'm torn between removing Makoto or Iroha.
>>559501264Shadow the HedgehogSplinter Cell
I wish I have friends to dine out with
>>559501221Hina
>>559501380Why do you have mommy issues? Do you need Nonomi to feed you milk?
>>559501380Coping.
>>559501221Gregorius.
>>559500719buru akaibu
>>559501527Take that back right now.
>>559501438YJK
>>559501527>not Geburah
>>559501264
>>559501221Remove whoever >>559501483 likes to punish them for trying to remove Hina and then I will force their favourite student to castrate them.
>>559500952>AbydosNone>MillenniumHibiki>ShanhaijingKisaki>Red WinterShigure>HighlanderNone>WildhuntHiromi aesthetics-wise but we don't know yet since she's not playable.So Miyo for now.
>>559501221deus ex machina voice from volume exforce the writers to deal with the problems without it
>>559501221That free railgun bitch, I regret doing the collab event every time I see her taking one of my precious student's place in the cafe or during my lessons
>>559501604this is also mewhat's worse, for some dumbass reason I farmed her so she has uncapped affection
>>559501604>That free railgun bitchSaten is a megaslut anon, she can't be removed.
>>559501583The re-blitzing
>>559501575Gebura is infinitely better, not even a contest. Fuck your debuff stacking gimmick. Release more easy to obtain multidebuffers.
>>559499883JKs are nice
>>559501490She's not gonna leglock me is she?
>>559501789white haired girls have a high chance of leglocking
>>559501675>mfw I can't live in a world without SATANFuck this...
Brats.
>>559501708at least Greg you can get away with only borrowing Aomori. Geb you need 3 limiteds, one welfare, one brick that's only useful for that single raid, and a single student that's useful everywhere. wake me up when the game allows you to borrow 4 or 5 students
>>559501872Based critters wranglers
https://x.com/i/status/2029853105685418420
when strim?
SOOOOON
>>559501880Satsuki is useful in any red raid, it's just not the top pick. And since it's not a striker team, her team is basically a free body throw slot.
>>559501880Steambab please, did you ever clear greg trm before Aomori?
coom in Nozoom.
>>559501872>putting your boots on right after putting them in wateroh yeah we're in for some ripe aroma
>>559502053I'd buy Shuro's entire stock
Anyone remember how/why did Midori become our grammar police?
Cardboard
>>559502253Is this a perspective thing?
>>559502245Guh
>>559501880>can get away with only borrowing AomoriGood fucking luck doing anything that isn't a 1T bruteforce strat with Hina on a baby difficulty without 3/3 of sSaki, Mina and Mine.
>>559502253go look at the archives from 4 years ago
Our?
https://x.com/i/status/2029889984065663425
>158 momotalksI think is about time of face my students, but I don't want to
Nozomi and Hikari are scottish ach ya thought that, lads? Aye, well here ye go then! This is whit oor lassies actually wear — pure stunnin' gear o' the scottish railway workers, lookin' like proper braw station queens, ya dafties! bawbag
>>559502376I thank Hibiki everyday since she made that outfit
Play Pokopia.
>>559502587Yuzu needs a twin too!
>>559502656>Saki looking at Sensei's assDam they gonna fug
>>559502419I wish my students talked like this
So is Kei the new Sex Symbol of Millennium now?
>>559500719Then study?
>>559502387looks like she is falling. is that suppose to be a map of Korea?
>>559502661I waiting for MonHun game which is coming out next week
>>559502794Sensei moving in to kiss her knee but she shuffles in place at the same moment and accidentally breaks his nose
>>559502770Why are there 4 kayokos?
>>559502802>3DPD
>>559502675Neru
>>5595028762 silver studs of service? not bad
In sexy student terms, can someone describe how good slay the spire 2 is?
>>559502374
When’s the next raid boss that’s gonna demand using Mine? I’ve been putting off buying the selector
>>559502957Why is this animated like the beginning of that you got gnomed videoo
>>559502957Whomst?
>>559503014Sexy Seia/ Sexy
>>559502962gay
>>559503014seia/10
You can only lost /bag/ approved 3dpd
>>559503126do ladies not wear panties when wearing these outfits?
Jumby my beloved...
Another maintenance happened, and this immersion-breaking garbage bug is still in the game. You can still get fucked any time you're reading any main story.
>>559503374>kuromi dollshmm seems safe
>>559503374i don't like breasts
>>559500719>>559501224Play Trepang2
>>559503405
>>559503505What about wings or thighs?
>>559503546thighs are nicewings maybe depends on the girl
>>559503374Move over bitch, I wanna see Kuromi!
>>559503374ebil chise (real)
>>559503521Even Nozomi's chocolate is not safe.
>>559503058It fully depends on your aim and the rest of your roster.
>>559503669>>559503405Is Koyuki to be blamed for this too?
>>559503707It's been happening since the PC version released, and there's so many posts with screenshots of it on twitter. It's insane that they haven't fixed it.
>>559503405Gj, Yostar.
>>559503680uh? I just want to know when a boss that requires Mine is coming up so I can decide when to stop waiting for spooks and buy her
>>559502837did he died?
>>559503405Koyuki....
Toxoplasmosis archive.
>>559503374Her tits look so soft
>>559503934There is not a single boss that requires Mine.
>>559504067child toes.....
chise never said bing
Jeez save some imeji for later
>>559503374I actually like cosplaysluts
it's canon that sensei drinks coffeeif you're a teafag or energy drinkfag you don't exist
>>559504052scary toes
>>559504189What about drinking my student's breastmilk?
it's canon that sensei got shotif you've never been shot you don't exist
>>559504189Truth
it's canon that sensei has no rightsif you have rights you don't exist
>>559504189i only drink cunny juice though?
>>559504259breasssstttt millllkkkkyou made my dayyyyy-yaaaayyyyyy
It's canon that sensei showed his penis to schoolgirlsIf you've never showed your penis to schoolgirls you don't exist
>>559502770
>>559503029one birthday at a time
>>559504279Im South American I get shot at least once every month, im the most canon sensei
I only drink water and full cream milk
>>559503374Sauce?
>>559504189>eats cup ramen 24/7>Coffe addict>barely sleepsDon't want to be unhealthy like him
>Hasumi is self conscious about her body>wears a short cut top, a revealing skirt that accentuates her thighs and lacy lingerie that brings attention to itWomen am I right
>>559502253She truly is Villain Midori
First time these two entered my cafe naturally. I can already feel the humidity rising
>>559504583
>>559504629The Gates of Heaven..
Reminder to trust the Villain Midori Arc, She will save Blue Archive.
>>559503934Below LUN, not a single girl in the game is strictly required. Every girl can be replaced, while simultaneously any girl can also be the difference between a clear and a fail in someone's circumstances. So the answer to the question of "When is X student going to be necessary" will always be "never" without more context.
Akane Love!Time to save bag
>>559504583Why would she wear a bandaid over her nipple?
I love the evil twin troope
>>559504259hare's breastmilk and piss has enough caffeine to keep me awake for days
>>559504707Save bag? All I see here is bovine sag!
>>559504646
>>559504665This?
>>559504758You mean, like a cow
>never ever watched a vtuber>never ever tuned in to a BA streamwhat am i in for
>>559504757I don't think caffeine should be in piss unless your kidneys are shutting down
>>559504843>>never ever tuned in to a BA streamSkip this shit and watch the JP ones, that's where /bag/ is at. No one cares about Arcie.
>>559504737friction can make your nipples bleed, its guys who run use a male bra or bandaids on their nipples
>>559504843>doesn't watch the stream before>want to do it nowwhy
let's kils momoi
>>559504965>he doesn't know about secret pyro giveaway
>>559504474It's Chise from Blue Archive
>>559504958Fucking delete this
>>559505028why is yuuka so fat
>>559505151She goes out on konbini runs every night.
>>559502856
>>559504857sex
After a hard day of halving club budgets, Yuuka deserves a treat
Hina, you must kiss me.
TWO GAMES
>>559505408cringe
>>559505408Why half of her hair is blonde?
https://x.com/sinrisk/status/2028872858164994533Another Kei.
Hina Smellyvagina
>>559505326>his hina doujinshi still isn't translatedfug
Kei LoveWho needs Aris now?
I want a cosplay gf
>>559505495Nigga never heard of the sun
>>559504946When's the next one btw
>>559502770>>559504421what's this?
>>559505643That's not how sun works
>>559503405Thanks for the betatesting I guess!
>>559504421Pretty varied taste.
>>559505785i bet kei smell really nice...
>>559505151
hina gogurtina
>>559501880You literally only need IMari to do torment. You don't even need her to do insane. uAsuna and iWappi are only required if you are speedrunning.
reisa is cringe
None of you are stronger that Momoi lmao
>>559505408nerfed breasts
Reisa is sexy!
>>559502253She told Momoi's dumbass that Alice's name was wrong.
So I have this picture savedI don't want to put this in my Noa folder but I also don't want to put it in my porn or lewds folderDo I just make a pregnant folder?
Kei is pretty much just discount Hina
How do I make this about Kei
>>559506274uh can he post this?
Did investing time and effort in Blue Archive improve your life? How?
>>559505514Cool? Why are you posting these. They're just applications. No one gives a fuck how many artists apply for each character. Let us know who goes through.You just want to numberfag don't you? Kill yourself.
>>559506116>that
who
I'm starting to like fat chibi reisa
>>559506445Yeah. The students are lovable and it's a warm slice of fiction that has added comfort to my days. Helps that I'm pretty set in life.
>>559506445It kept me away from League of Legends, my mental as skyrocket ever since
>>559506573moe
Hoshimai
>>559506445I started taking drawing more seriously, so yea.
>>559506640why are you playing league in the first place
>>559506445Actually yes, I fixed my sleep schedule because I wake up one hour before café reset for 1 more pat. I used to go to sleep long after midnight on Friday and weekend and now I go to sleep like I do on work days
>>559506153are you a novelite
>>559506445Updates give me something to look forward to.
>>559506706Yordles
>>559506642it was kot
>>559506812I chortle at the yordle
>>559506274>>559506402I checkedAnon can post this
>>559506812
>>559506445I haven't killed myself because I'm interested to see how the story ends.
Elves are good for you
I wanna finger Hina while she is sleeping.
I hate elves!elves HATE!!FUCK elves!!!
>>559506274https://litter.catbox.moe/wkwhtppzdz83er7e.jpg
>>559507161I too want to hatefuck elves
>>559507161You're not supposed to be on the internet, Kaya.
>>559507161Me when I'm tainting the human bloodline, and ushering in a new era of elven crossbreed domination.
>>559507130She's tired, let her rest
>>559507161Watch your tone mf
Don't fuck student, they're not human
/bag/ loves elves, actually.
>>559504946JP stream>1 hour of OOOOH KONNICHIWA *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* SUGOI KAWAII DESU NE>followed by 1 hour of actual game info>followed by 1 hour of "live gameplay" mixed with OOOOH KONNICHIWA *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* SUGOI KAWAII DESU NEKR/Global stream>5 min long intro>1.5 hr of dev talk, behind-the-scenes, announcements and previews>5 min long conclusion>Music perfomanceJPkeks still will defend this
>>559507232So she's allowed to rest but my students can have their way with me when I'm the sleepy one?
>>559507437You're an adult man. You always want sex.
>>559507096What's in her hand? What's happening here?
>>559507681
>>559507436>1.5 hr of dev talkit's an arcie & vtuber stream, retard
>>559507436Don't forget>"live gameplay" on lowest/2nd to lowest difficultyBut that's about those Arcie streams that have nothing worth watching, aside from new Arona models.
>>559507681You can't post Koharu pussy on a blue board
>>559506704Show us or no balls
>>559507436KEK
>>559507436KR audience also seems more fun
>>559507748>>559507750I'm about jp streams overall, don't care about arcie
Wait I thought the cover bomb ignore """fix""" for SRKR just got rolled out on Global first, but it's still not implemented for JP? Fucking gooks, that's what happens after 35 years of colonial rule. I bet Wakamo will be "fixed" for Yesod only on Global too.
We love sugoi pachi pachi during merch advertisements here.
>>559507814
>>559507756Stop me.
>>559507904There's nothing to wakafix about Yesod, though
I started taking drawing less seriously
>>559507947sex
>>559507947she's a sinner, not a nun
>>559507826>all those water bottlesNot funny
>>559507436>new content vs nothing it's that simple
>>559507953Impressive
https://x.com/buta_jiman/status/2029685832173637674student for this feel?
stop talking about the wakamo bug
>>559507947Still fucked up by that doujin where cheats on Sensei with their own son.
>>559507436That's what a cuck would say.
>>559507882>559504946 asked what to expect from arcie stream>yapped about dev stream and what not that had nothing to do with arcie streamretard
dickpulls aside is dMichiru and sUi worth pulling for?
I like reisa
>>559508323I guess someone has to
>>559507814You only getting my shitty aggie doddles
The only reasons I watch either global or nip streams are game news/dev talks. Outside of that, I keep the streams muted and playing in the background. Dev talks at least take some time, like 1-2 hours. Nip streams are just glorified merch ads + 15 minutes actually worth watching.
>>559508173there is no way his finger is that long
>>559506445Yes. I've unironically become a better person because I now have children in my life that rely on me.
>>559508416Don't forget the mukbang session with Tsubaki VA
>>559508405Nice
Seeeeenseeeeiiiii
>>559508405Better than mine
>>559508506miyako is old news there's a new white haired hottie in town
Peroro Missile, call that Flockheed Martin
>>559508520better than what?
>>559508405Renge is cure so I'll accept it
>>559508520
>>559508297Is yuuka ever going to be in the spotlight or is she going to be the dedicated cuck student foreverI can't even open my twitter timeline without seeing yuuka ntr shit in it, and every time i block the artist who posted it, yuuka completely disappears from my timeline for a couple of days
>>559501401Incredibly gay post
thoughts on this guy's list?
>>559508750Imagine having Kiki in your list when she isn't even playable and we know next to nothing about herFucking secondaries
>>559508480That's funny but that's only during anni streams, that have also dj sections that are fun. But normal streams are just>yapping>merch shilling>yapping>merch shilling but digital this time>yapping>merch shilling>new event reveal>yapping for several minutes>student reveal no. 1>yapping for several minutes>student reveal no. 2>yapping for several minutes>optional student reveal no. 3 (welfare or 2*)>yapping for several minutes>raid on lowest difficulty with new students>yapping>merch shilling>the endMinistreams are better because they force them to do less yapping and merch shilling.
>>559508750this guy loves kuudere
>>559508860aris is not a kuudere?
https://x.com/i/status/2029902627446870265
can you avoid the situation of bHosh losing her barrier when taking any bomb blows up?
>>559508937aris used to be kuudere before getting corrupted by eroges
The next collab was shown to me in a dream but I won't tell you what it is.
Idolmaster u149 collab next
>>559506445I was ruining my health for someone, I realised and came back home to 2D girls thanks to my lovely students
https://x.com/i/status/2029860113675341837
kot gf will fix me
>>559504965newcutiebut its like i never watch vtumors too so i was wondering how it'll gobut i realize that's retardedly stupid to ask because that's the first collab stream ever so people may be as lost as methere's a chance that if i tune in i get massive nuclear cringe vibes and leave or i feel uncontrollable lust towards mint's model and start jerking off
>>559509063>Move Hoshino (battle) to the left, in a position where the bombs won't hit (around the middle of the red circle)I tried following this nip's instruction but my Hoshino keeps losing her barrier
>>559509063please answerred torment SRKR btw
>>559508305No, but dMichiru might be worth it depending on your roster. Just keep in mind that Blufes is coming soon, around 4 weeks after that banner ends
>>559508301This is copypasta, newfag lol
>>559509340No. You have to roll after the bomb now.
>>559509327fotopito?
Dohna dohna collab
>>559509460No fotopito.
>>559509460No quiero
>>559509528
>>559509551Thank you for saving me from this predator, Saori.
>>559509352why is sensei like this
>>559509063>>559509297/bag/ told me earlier that this was a bug in JP that got fixed in Global.
>that new JP comic Oh boy. I can imagine ibukifag's reaction.
collab with our ancestor Granblue Fantasy nextthe Lyrias will connect & bring the Gun Sisters over. they'll be ours now.
>>559509528>Sensei-shaped yogurt dispensers
>>559509078No idolshitNo LNshitIt's her time.
>>559509528Fucking kek
>>559509164They would get Kisaki from us. She already pretended to be a kindergartener
>>559508305>dickpulling>for ugly girls
>>559509854YOU ARE AN UGLY GIRL
>>559509690So I spent an hour malding for nothing?
Seia falseflag. Detective Gookako, please perform a timezone check.
Next collab, btw.
>>559509297>>559509429>>559509690so bHosh has to tank 2 bombs but this makes mine go down to 15% hp and then I can't do phase 2. also let's not forget for sNagisa debt to work all 4 have to be alive
>>559509575
>>559509776Better than Railgun, though Bocchi collab would be best.
>>559510010Aww, cute. I always like this guy's stuff.
>>559510009Bocchi would be kino
hebe buds
>>559509924Dang. What a shame.
>>559500719Hop on Marathon, bro! The vibe shift is crazy! Some frat guys at the bar were telling me "the game looks better than CoD, me and my buddies are all picking up a copy!" What's going on!?
>>559510110Even when his sensei transforms into FemSensei?
>>559509981From the thumbnail I thought it was Hina smokina
>>559509373I don't have sShiroko and I have a spark to spare so I've been considering it. I'm also considering rolling on fes archive but I'm only missing Mika so I don't know if it's worth itmy newbab friends insist sUi is worth pulling, I think they're crazy>>559509854michiru is a cute girl
>>559509542Momoi going full commando
>Finally get around to sorting out the shelf for the Kayoko fig that's been sat in it's box for a week>she's too fucking tallMad.
>>559509542why is midori in a skirt
>>559509690Thank goodness. Really shows they care about us and didn’t just leave bugs in.
>>559508305>sUiNo, she fell out of meta really really hard. Too awkward to use, screws positioning, wastes time, and there are now much better hyperbuffers.
>>559510009>>559510147Which Bocchi? There are two at least that I know of
>>559510516namely? I rembe people always using her for yellow binah
>>559510286>sUiDon't even remeber when i used her last time, prolly 1.5 years ago @wokemole or chisd trm p2
>>559510417I never noticed she didn’t wear one
>>559510551the good one
>>559510606What is Kaya doing here?
>>559510608
sex with menhera
How recognizable is your studentwife in lounge wear?
I drink Reisa's milk
My FUARKING heroes... and Reisa
>>559510908She's the only blonde fox with giant tiddies.
whichever cunt at youtube decided to add auto-dubbing to the website should pray to God that I never get my hands on him
>>559510758
>>559511065you mean orange?
>>559511127Mari would say this.
>>559511149
>>559511191No, blonde.
>>559511127amen
Mika's fat ASS
>>559511191Kaho
>>559511225false
Hold onIs /Baal/ bag alter a thing?
>>559511143Not that one, the better one
>>559511331There's no such thing as a /bag/alter.
>>559510581While nobody fills the exact niche of "yellow efficiency hyperbuffer", people compensate for it with the usual suspects like cHare, Kisaki, sNagi, and so on. You don't need more damage specifically against yellow when you're stacked with +ATK, +crit and +EX damage.
>>559510758>>559511143does 4chu hate btr only because its reddit?
>>559511289You haven't seen real fat ASS
>>559510908Pretty unmistakable
>>559511496WOW I LIKE BIG BREASTS
>>559511408No wtf, we love big time rush
>>559511294so she wouldn't be recognizable, since i would need to ascertain tits to know its not Seia.
Sex Haver 69
>>559511397Won't bHimari fill that role?
>>559511606and Kayoko
>>559510597I can't believe cutouts go to the Backrooms after their time in the world is up
>>559511559> He can't differentiate between student's earsSevere skill issues
>ball bounces off bHosh stuns Shiro but bHosh still dies
>>559511457Shut up ASS
>>559504737What if she got a booboo
>>559511485what about Maki with a bad case of bed hair?
>>559504737there was an anime that explained the purpose of bras even if you are flat as a board. Chu-Bra or something.tl;dr and tl;dw - there are different types of bras that all serve a certain purpose and you should learn about it.
Sensei's having it rough
>>559511803That's a literal rooster
stop wasting image
>>559511559how many months of pregnancy is this seia on?
I miss my foreskin.
>>559511730>Updatethis isn't supposed to happen BTW!!
>>559511737Maki’s hair is a bit of a different color and volume than Iroha’s, I could tell
Momiji is the cutest character, and I'm tired of pretending it's Ibuki
>>559511408I love pink bocchi. The anime was fun and the music is fantastic.
>>559510908She's the only one with elf ears and short black hair.
>>559511408>>559512114Bocchi the rock is great and I wish God would let me personally behead every Bocchi hater in the world
>>559512114I feel like the majority of people here now approach things through a reddit filter. if it's liked by reddit they will hate it. it's like waiting for reviews instead of trying things first by yourself
>>559512279No that's called being a contrarian, which is basically just 4chan as a whole anyway
Villain Midori once dom'd sensei
soon
>>559512397i want that Iroha alt
>>559512359Everyone here might be a contrarian, but I'm not.
You have 30 minutes to pat before it's too late
arona but kuudere
>>559512475... said no one ever
>>559512397these swimsuits genuinely look awful so i hope not
>>559511730you're relocating too close to the spawn point of the balls. do not let them drop directly on top of her.
>>559512397>Iroha and Ibuki in swimsuitsGOD I cant wait
Every student should be barefoot
>>559512569i just said it
https://x.com/i/status/2029935040579108869
>>559512397Why Iroha and Ibuki are dressed like old ladies?
>>559512569I also said it
unfortunately Iroha will not be getting a swimsuit alt because her views flopped and therefore would not be profitable
Does cover inherit the armor type of the student that deployed it or is it typeless? I wish that normal cover had a healthbar like hoshino does so I knew when it was due to be replaced instead of needing to think fast when it breaks.
>>559512719It's because they're old enough
https://x.com/i/status/2029938774260776998
>>559512739Nah this one was on twitter and got millions of views
>>559512573you are gay
>>559512914literally viewmogged by the ShupogakisIroha is a flop
was this supposed to be part of the story
People are still replying to the "durr hurr viewflop" monkey, why?
>>559513071Because he is right
>>559512926nta, but the only one I kinda like is Satsuki from those alts.Pandemonium are my favorite club, so maybe I just have high expectations, but the swimsuits do less for me than most sets.
miyu
>>559513065 seriko? no
>>559513071Iroha doesn't get views. That much is clear.
>>559513034Even the twitter algorithm was trying to hide Iroha due to how sexy she is and she still got that much... Impressive.
stop replying to ragebait
There's missiles flying around the base I was stationed at two years ago. The probability of being sent to die for israel is getting higher each day... Blue archive(?)
Concerning
Reminder that an entire club of demons can't beat a single cat gf
>>559513071It gets mad when you point out that it's comparing old videos to new ones and the most shilled club to the least shilled one
>>559513314Somebody should post Miyos
>>559513424>ASS>shilledKEKAlso views drop off harshly after the first week, you already tried this cope.
>>559513328
>v-v-views dro-AACCCKKKDecisive Pandemonium victory
Have you finished those dailies?
>>559513578>um... we win against the other very unpopular club bragging about your bronze medal is pathetic
I don't get it, pls explain
I want reward Reisa for her hardwork with rape
>>559513517
>>559513623which student is this
>>559506445I unironically start jelqing and use penis extender since a sNagisa release, +1.2cm longer now (currently 18.6cm BPEL)
>>559513623that's none of your damn business, the bob
summarize this threadI won't read 650 posts
>>559513637I was only using the screenshot to show more pandemonium shorts, not comparing them. The fact they're already close to the tea party shorts is proof of their supremacy.
>>559513328That's what you get for being a ZOGbot
>>559513124Cute
>>559513674I'm 13cm but I measure from the asshole
>>559513739>closeNot even remotely close to any of the top viewed shorts.
>Revenue posting about shortsCease.
>>559513718It was scientifically proven that gook Ako posts are the worst posts on this general.
>>559513718there is concern and gogurt shortages
coom in doomrope in hope
Discord troons eternally seething over BA winning
>>559513997BA is winning. Pandemoniumkeks are not.
>measuring the popularity of a students through chinkstars shorts
>DA 'COOOOOOOOORD
Ripping of Sensei's shorts.
>>559514065Sure thing sis
this thread is ass
>>559514082You're right. We should measure it through polling. Iroha is an enormous flop there too, btw
Ibuki and Iroha are the most popular characters in SEA
>>559511730I had this issue but that means you move little tactical too close to the place where balls fall, making them hit hoshino before being bounced by her shield, or maybe the balls deals damage both on drop area and roll area. Either way if you place her further away, it will work.
>>559514240but they aren't from odyssey?
>>559513674Speak in real units, nigger.
Consider Aoba
>>559513328i voted for this. you're welcome
Impressive, especially for having no content in 5 years
>>559514082We should measure it with bond 100 titles.
Who are the most popular characters in South America and Eastern Europe?
>>559513718This active 4chan /vg/ thread (created March 6, 2026) is a dedicated general for the mobile gacha game Blue Archive, with over 600 posts filled with shitposting, fanart dumps, lewd memes, waifu debates, and game talk. Standard gen format: guides (rentry.org/bagguides), circles (rentry.org/holdingthebag), content (rentry.org/bacontent).JP Updates: Banners for Koyuki, Yuuka, Noa (PJs), Fuuka/Haruna (New Year Ltd) until 3/18; events like Secret Midnight Party, Grand Assault (Hieronymus), Limit Break Assault (Fury of Set), 2x bonuses. Global Updates: Banners for Hina, Iori, Mimori (Swimsuit) until 3/10; Arius Emergency Class Mission, 2x Commissions/Lessons/Scrimmages.Image: Large PNG collage (likely promos/banners). Key Discussions & MemesCharacter Hype/Waifus: Massive focus on Ibuki (school swimsuit leaks, "Sex. With Ibuki.", baby play with Hina/Makoto), Fuuka ("canon wife"), Hina (eternal loli wife), Noa (mommy kink: "accidentally called her Mom"), Iroha (swimsuit alt, Twitter view drama—"flop" vs. millions of views). Gameplay: Raids, bugs (JP vs. Global fixes), meta (sUi fall-off, cHare hyperbuffers, bomb/cover mechanics), pulls, story ideas (Sensei private jet with flight attendants). Memes/Shitposting: "SENSEI! KOCHI KOCHIIIII!", "fotopito?" (Miyako-related), predator/Saori saves, AI art acceptance (/alter/ comparison), "dickpulling for ugly girls", Bocchi the Rock/Granblue/Dohna dohna collabs, viewmogging (Pandemonium > Tea Party). Media/Fan Content: Tons of images/WEBMs/GIFs (Ibuki arts, Fuuka, Mika "fat ASS", Ritsu sounds, Sensei yogurt dispensers); Twitter streams, JP comics. Tone & ConsensusChaotic, horny, and light-hearted 4chan fare—lewd roleplay, trolling, minor drama (Iroha views, AI rejection, stream formats), no real consensus beyond hyping alts and events. Heavy image spam (fanart, official leaks, memes). Still bumping strong. Summarize Ibuki hype postsGranblue Fantasy collab
>>559514240sorry I meant hasumi and rio
i think they're from fgo threads. they really hate us for some reason.
We only use numbers of doujin as a metric to measure student popularity here
>>559511457wow
Kneel to the QUEEN of BA youtube shorts
>us
>>559514327>>559514318It is crazy that Iroha has almost as much as Hoshino and Hina. Literally unstoppable.
Where's the next bread
>numberfaggotryfeels like im back on /vt/
Say aaaah
>seiatards still derailing the threadyawn
Enough. Perish.
>>559514389Degenerates have always hated us because BA unashamedly appeals to straight men
>>559514347>Granblue Fantasy collabwat
>>559514570AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559514210s e x
>>559514389
>fgoIsn't that that one dead game?
>>559514639replying to yourself is pathetic
>>559514770I agree, but I’m not surprised you have to do it, monkey.
>>559514306It's about 1.4x diameter of Burger King's Whopper
>>559514720Quite possibly the strongest gacha related post in /vg/ history.
>>559514639>Appealing to straight men is degenerate nowadaysInsane
how am i gonna post baits without image?
>>559514925The world is an insane place nowadays. BA is one of the final bastions. It’s the degenerates that hate games that appeal to straight men.
what's the best scenario?>hypnotize dumb naive Satsuki and use her body to get offor>Satsuki realizes the power her body has over Sensei and puts it to use to "convince" him to work with her on the NKUltra project
So is everyone just letting their sHosh just eat 3 bombs to the chin to make TOR work now? Kinda sucks.
Students for trans Sensei?
>>559514639I agree but idk you use Ibuki and Iroha constantly as the example, they are discord moderator core students.
>>559513674Nagisa's ass ᕕ(◠ڼ◠)ᕗ
>wehraboo
>>559512676Too big.
>>559515026I just want to hug her in a dark room.
>>559515074Iroha and Ibuki are the most appealing to straight men and the ones degenerates hate the most, as you can see. Including yourself.
>>559499837we know sensei (눈‸눈 )
Next thread will be in 38 posts.
Why does every schizo need a calling card phrase?
bing
sometimes, you gotta talk with the realest nigga you know( ᓀ‸ᓂ)(ᓀ‸ᓂ )
I like BAI like FGO (it did fall off though)Simple as.
>>559514672Hnnnnnnggg
Think we can safely say Pandemonium won
Oh yeah, oh, yeahNow we're living in a dead game reality.Where the end of service feels like a finalityAnd yet we carry on, in this digital domainWith memories fading, like echoes in the rainBlue Archive, once a vibrant landNow fades away, like grains of sandThe students we cherished, the battles we foughtAll lost in the void, where dreams are caught. The servers shut down, the screens go blackAs we say goodbye, there's no turning backBut in our hearts, the memories will remainOf the adventures shared, in the virtual domain.
Testing(ᓀ‸ᓂ) Azusa( ᗜ ˰ ᗜ ) Hina(눈‸눈 ) Fuuka( ●ↀДↀ●) KoharuΣ(°ロ° ) Aru(●▽●) Kirino( 17 1 ) Mashiro( > ▽<)൬༉ Mika∵ UiSensei (◠ڼ◠)(◕‸◕) Miyako Pien( °□° ) idk, random
>>559515159We know, irohaschizo. Now say the words, discordtroonsis.
Too obvious
>>559515371Mika would never punch me.
OH THE MISERYᓀ‸ᓂ
>>559515026Pretend to be hypnotized by Satsuki to forcibly do unspeakably lewd things to her then pretend to have no memory of it
>< KUYASHII
>>559515026Second. And Makoto already got me on board. I'll still pretend though.
HinaMating press
꒰ঌ(>ヮ<)໒꒱
>>559515546she's just holding a roll cake...
At least post porn links
would your student listen to tv static biblecore dogma metal?
next thread will be worse
>>559515371Any chance you can do something for Hina's wings?
>>559515285real
If you want to know, Pandemonium currently not even in queues for alt\storylet wehraboo schizos coping
>>559515869>midori.png
>>559515850No. Only nationalistic harsh noise wall techo
>le sigh.... that's our leader
>>559504189actually sensei drinks bottled iced tea, he's just like me.
>>559515798https://x.com/minamonyann/status/1976959810500481506
Kneading Hina's tits!
Kissing IbukiKissing IrohaKissing MakotoKissing ChiakiKissing Satsuki
Post imeji proof of erotic Hifumi. You can't.
>>559515986XD *snap*
>>559504189I canonically consume tea prepared by my future wife Hanekawa Hasumi of Trinity's Justice Task Force.
Kekeke… Blue Archive.
>>559516065....where?
next pic is my cock between suzumi's soles
>>5595158594chan won't allow it
Ach, why's this thread rammed full o' Seanigges simpin' hard fer Iroha an' wee Ibuki, eh? Whit's the crack wi' that? They're pure soulless cardboard cut-outs, nae depth, nae spark — jist pretty pixels an' that's it! Ya bunch o' numpties, get yersels a real lassie or somethin'
>>559516346>>559516346>>559516346
that one hour kei asmr was pretty good. Had no idea I needed that.>>559515371I don't get the mashiro one
>>559516298America isn’t in sea, you of all people should know this
>>559516298that sentry won't destroy itselfback to work NIGGA
>>559515371⪩ ⪨θ ω θyou forgot seia
the first few hibiki momos were like "haha funny quirky inventor" but the last few ones made me gosling so hard wtf... i want a dog gf
