Previous: >>559486626>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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>>559504178Looking for 1 memberAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>One hour per career>Relentless RNG>Stupid rollout from CygamesWhat is Cygames thinking with the release of Aoharu?
yanko umanko
this is now a dia-chan thread.
umas for this feel
>>559504380Dia a cute
>>559504416Special Week
>>559504416
>>559504550I have a feeling this next long CM will have a lot of people with low stats.I think people won't bother with getting mile B on their long uma, which will make them either go back and make the ace on aoharu or they will run only mediums and longs.
Digitan LOVE
vroom vroom haha
THE FLATLINERS MAMBODANCHO!!DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>559504648
why do I need fine motion MLB??
>>559504673how does the hat stay on
>>559504416How's the rest of her body still sticc
>>559504178ORANGE WIFE
arf arf for sirius
Hello friends and early good night!
389 pulls on FM, only FM is from spark. Fuck this gacha.
When your heart demands Kita but your dick demands Dia who do you listen to?
>>559504929
>>559504957your ass and pull for bright
>>559504957Shiraoki-sama and posts ending with 7s
>>559504957I don't listen at all because I'm already happy with my HECKIN DAUGHTERINO and K
i am waiting for palmer
>>559505018Just be 7th favorite, in gate 7, and roll a 7
Support Card is temporaryTrainee is forever
>>559504957with the power of the heart kita will come in the free rolls
>>559505181>foreverSo is losing CMs lmao
fuck you danchode
>>559505237What did I do?
Breh
>>559505178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJ0bbw725g
>>559504678Just when you thought the Mambo saga was over with **bricked catching all the heat...
>gwo don't pull for finemo she's not all that gwo, your ramonu in december gwo!!>shit up this Oguri on first tryI'm never listening to anyone but my gambling addicition again
I got two FM, spark included and a Vodka SSR. Not too bad.
https://x.com/LyonmanX/status/2029870403385184615Just saw the Ayabe TL anon was talking about last thread. They straight up removed the "好き/suki". The like/love translation we were joking about several threads ago may not even be a joke anymore
>>559505386I didn’t ask
>>559505386>spark includedNah that's pretty bad bwi I'm afraid you're coping
>>559505407good thing I didn't pull for her
>>559504957There is only one answer.
>>559504883don't do that
>>559505483Almost didn’t recognize Curren without a BBC in her mouth
>>559505425I don't care>>559505483I'm not losing hope from a little spark
>>559504678I'm going to flatline and the officers can't do anything about it
>>559505532Fucking hell she’s so sexy
it's crazy how this game would NOT have survived if they never got the rights to funny meme ship who carried them during thedark ages
>>559505619There's also her VA who did an amazing job making Goldship be Goldship
>>559505535Or what? Rice ain’t gonna do shit. Little pussy.
For the record I have never been to Satono island, we only met at parties. I have never been witness to any of whatever went on in there.
You type like a nigger desu
That's impossibleI cant type at all.
>>559505704Flower is the biggest pedo of them all
>>559505660>Rice>Little pussy.
>>559505756rice WOULD say that
>>559505704don't worry child, you can tell us the truth. we'll protect you
>>559505642>Her trainer is good natured, kind and slightly naive>exactly her type>literally schemes so that you have no other option but to choose her>acts cool on the surface but laughs/gushes over you in privateYeah I’m thinking SEX
Good sloppa
>>559505765Love big titty golden retrievers
>>559505765BIG DOG TITS
>>559505792Hey buddy. You forgot your image.
>>559505853>gold shitty
>>559505834It was Taiki she d
Is the knight for (You)?
>>559505998yes
If your oshi suddenly grew a cock and the only way to "fix" it is by taking it in your throat would you do it?Me, I would say no and pretend to decline all their advances until my oshi gets annoyed enough and forces herself on me to which I will let happen with zero struggle whatsoever
>marked
>>559505407Localizers suck, but this moment is not easy to translate.
>>559506049Anon I think you might be gay
>>559504974cute fatty
Bullying Dober with a big strong cock
>>559505998Literally a praiseslut for your royal cock
>>559506064Is 早押しクイズ wit training?
>>559506252I take her chocolate and throw it in the garbage
>>559506252french slut
>>559506325dont say that...
>>559506302This is AI generated and my trainees legal team will be demanding that you take it down
waiting for free singles is insult to injury
>>559506325Kill yourself
mares
>>559506302bulking for the tiara races
>>559506049
>>559506418The mare agenda is very real, most new umas are just mares isn't it?
>umalator says Uma 2 is stronger by almost 3 points>in practice mode Uma 1 won 14/20 and was 2nd when she didn't won>Uma 2 won 6/20 and didn't even get 2nd a couple timesWhy do we use this gaslight simulator site again? Yeah I used kachi
AAAIIIEIIEIEEHISHIAMA DONT LOOK
>>559506418Love mares
>>559506418
>>559506374What they gonna do? Kill me?
I knew gooning to Finemo before pulling was a good idea
>>559506049only if its an actual horsecock
>>559506496
sus
You guys are stupid
>>559506807>tiny amogus puppetcute!
Does /uma/ genuinely enjoy being treated as a slave/puppy dog/sub to attractive dominant umas
I am smart ackchyually
>>559506807
>>559506807Did any of this pakatube get subtitled? Runelets like me want to enjoy it too
>>559506913It's ok with sirius because I know that at any point I can just say anything in french and instantly reverse the roles
>>559506517I just use it entirely for stamina check
>>559506484And they all rape you
Fine Mo got me my first S rank. But no groundwork, so transferred.
>>559507269I am a part of that 2025 bar
>>559506913https://youtu.be/doyQH0GJPpw?si=LWKDBdwLVm3YbM-z
>>559507269what happened since 2011
Fuck this, if Danchou doesn't kick the flatliners I'm leaving the club. This happened before and it will happen again and I will not do this song and dance again.
>>559506913Yes
>>559507375Me
>>559506913I love dominant women because domination loss is the hottest thing ever and you can’t really practice that on someone who’s not dominat in the first place. Generally tho I prefer glass cannons
>>559505603
Oof
WE ARE CURREN CHANWE CARRY THE FLAME
>>559507618lucky bastard
>>559507618erm that's completely average luck....
I spent everything and only ended up with this
>>559507510TRUST
>>559507568What's a glass cannon in terms of the submissive dominant spectrum
.>>559507818>100/100>5/5Lazy scum
>>559507891operao
>190 pulls>1 finemo >1 kawakami>2 (TWO) chiyonos>1 cleated pasaSure I can still MLB with crystals and selector... but man I hope I can luckshit 1 more in the remaining free pulls
mamb0
>>559507618I did 210 pulls for 0 Kitasan Blacks during her banner. Had to ticket for a 0lb
>why yes we can gen engineer a tomato that can grow in -200, be resistant to all kinds of weeds, get to max juiciness consistently and have 0 consumption concerns whatsoever >girls with animal ears? That’s U N E T H I C A L YOU SICK FUCK
My Fuku plushie arrives next monday
>>559508087humans are kinda more complex than tomatoes
Mambiño jajajaja
it's actually mind boggling how many people do zero research and then whine and cry when they get the completely expected result from impulsively gambling
>>559508087Do it on yourself.
>>559507891Behaves like a dominant, folds into sub under 0 pressure. Best example is Temu Opera O
Mämbö
>>559508196How is it mind boggling there's a reason casinos are so succesful
do you like dogs
Thank you for the 80 carats loser bye
>>559508183The principle is the same>>559508248About as much sense as getting braces in your thirties
>>559508348yee
Front decks just shit out prudent positioning in the near future, right? I'd be completely retarded to use Kawakami for PP farming, right?
>>559508368nyo...i forgot to do ardan's story...
They are so fucking big
Elaborate on the Kawakami being good for TT gaslight, I'm willing to fall for it
>>559508196The truth is global uma is unironically the first gacha experience for about ~90% of its playerbase, and it just so happens to be one of the most unforgiving onesWhich is why they can't understand simple concepts such as thoroughly planning your pulls months in advance and not falling for meta uma gaslights
>>559508606cheap and easy to proc gold skill
You don't need a planYou only need Shiraoki-sama
>>559506913It pisses me off because it's true but that's why I like Sirius, she's doing it to piss you off so you grow a spine.I agree with the other Anon that glass canons are wonderful.
>>559508647I don’t agree on most unforgiving one because the fact that every card and every uma is on the global pool fucking slaps. Take 99% of other gachas you will get exclusive banner and losing 50/50 means you get a char that was powercrept on the fucking release
>>559506913No. Reading her story genuinely annoyed me to the point I don't want this shit character ever touching my account.
>>559506913I'm a huge pussy so I think I'd feel more in my element with some gentle dom mommy uma, and that's what I crave
>>559508647>The truth is global uma is unironically the first gacha experience for about ~90% of its playerbasei doubt thati could believe that most players with gacha experience only have experience with soft pity systems that reward poor choices
there's nothing to do.....
>>559505372I’m going to waste all of my crystals and selectors getting my 0lb to mlb. How bricked is my account going to be? Only a 0lb Creek, no Fuku, and no NN.
>>559508891Then let me rephrase: first TRUE gacha experience
>>559508817200 pity, low to mediocre income, zero pity carrying over between banners and points from banner if you didn't reach pity being pathetic value all lead to the fact that it's one of the worst gachas out there. Any modern gacha is multiple times more forgiving.
>>559508951brickgod.....
>>559508951Creeku is OP as fuck, but no fuku and no finemotion?
>>559509056alright that's fair
FUKU PUSSY
>>559509106I’ve never gotten more than one copy of a card per 200 pulls. I’ve never gotten more than one SSR per 10 pull. All I have is an MLB Kitasan and MLB Pasa.
Just never roll without a spark no matter what your content creator says, and this is just as forgiving as any other gacha game
>>559509265For me only.
>look up sirius symboli and trainer art>it's all female trainer>futa shit tooAt least Creek has a male trainer. You people disgust me.
>>559507818
>>559507269why the fuck was 2011 so low i thought everyone loved orfevre
>>559509284but I need MLB which is 5 sparks in this game
>>559509323There's some good male trainer stuff but I do agree that it pisses me off how it's mostly yuri.
>>559509323maybe you are blind and actually a faggot
>>559509323>want to see malesare you gay perchance?
pace or late digitan in career
>>559505301Jo Cappuccino is a gray horse though
>>559509662not here
>>559508647It’s fine with its Umas, even with the 3% pull rate and large pool The support cards is where it really hurts
>>559509629Whatever the horse, the closer to first place she is the better she performs in a career even if she has shit apt, as long as ult can proc. The only exception is Rudolph.
>>559509629I never change it from late and she wins just fine
>>559509619>want to see gay pornare you gay perchance?
>>559509619normal people enjoy projecting themselves
>>559509076The modern gacha is literally a coinflip for the thing you want and more often than not your forced to wait for months and pray for a rerun as opposed to Japanese gacha where you always get a tiny chance to get anything
What should I do if my danchou is calling me kitten?
Would I be missing out on anything by YOLO-ing half a spark on the banner? I only need to luckshit two copies since then I can just use both free and paid selectors to MLBI don't wanna pull NTR since its lifespan is short so my question is: until the Maru and Tachyon banners in the summer are there any other important banners that are a must pull?
>>559509487i don't know what you were expecting, she's the biggest dyke bait in the game. it's like buying a subaru outback and then getting pissed off when you keep seeing lesbians driving the same car as you.
Shoes rush in a minute
>>559509940Going YOLO is when you know you have enough crystals and tickets to finish off the MLB
>>559509930Tell him you prefer koneko-chan
>>559509323Some umas are more popular with women and some are more popular with men. If you wanted you could've just searched for male trainer + Sirius.But you didn't because otherwise you'd have no reason to make this post crying about le evil yuri art, right?
>>559509323are you surprised that the uma that acts like a man has a majority female fanbase
>>559510079For me going YOLO is when I have no hope left
>>559509629stay with the pack, if you have Uma Stan
>>559509940>half a spark on the banner? I only need to luckshit two copies
>yurifags
Rudolf > Sirius
>>559510093>women is not even the 20% of people playing this gameby logic, even if only a fourth of the male audience likes it, it's still more than the total female audience. It's just that there are too many sissies out there projecting as women
>>559510160doujin where trainer just pushes her down and consensual rapes when?
WHY IS DOBER DON'T SMILING IN THE LOGIN PAGETHEY DID IT FOR GRASSWHY NOT DOBERTHIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
>Mambo is back to being B rankMambotters...
>>559510132That’s what I did earlier with 140 pulls just for more 1 copy. I’m gonna have to buy the selector ticket and use the free ticket, especially due to having to spend my crystals for Fuku
Do it.
Boy Choco
>>559509076The only actual problems are SSRs being trash without 3lb and accelerated schedule meaning you get less carrats/banner. Everything else is better than in other gachas
The promised Mambospot has opened up for (You). Now's the chance
>>559510603>SSRs being trash without 3lbthis is a pretty big thing though...
I got distracted and fucked up my RP regen timing again...
>>559510659he's in dacchis now gomen
>>559510548I can tell the guy that wrote the tweet is a troon.
Heh.
>>559510548I prefer her other outfit so I'm not pulling for her now
>>559510603they upped daily/weekly activity carat rewards, though, so our income vs banners matches jp.
I am imploring you to pull for Admire Vega
>>559510659dodged a brick
Mambros...
Blessed single rolls.
>>559510909nyo
>>559509964Yeah I know.It's just that I consistently ending up liking the dykebait girls in games like this.
>>559510735But he told me he would wait....
>>559510665just because she's your trainee doesn't mean you're forced to marry her
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT.YOU TOOK 200 ROLLS FROM ME.AND YOU COME IN THIS RANDOM 1 PULL.FUCK DOBER.
>>559510567haaaaai
Speed is the best Symboli
>>559510880not to mention we have foresight so we can avoid pulling for bait banners
>>559508008I guess I did get lucky in a way...
>>559511016>he fell for the dober scam
>>559510984>forcedthis was consensual
>>559510659>>559510735>>559510967wow I can't believe DACCHIS would POACH a member from MAMBOthis calls for action.
Mambo also has a second spot open btw!
Anons I have a question about carat management and pulling finemo...Right now I have her at lb1, but I also have the first selector ticket saved, with the second that makes her lb3 by this months end.Should I bit the bullet and roll a pity's worth? Or just eat shit and buy the paid selector?I'm tempted to roll because my shiko windy is Lb2 but then again we get 100 free pulls in NTR banner... Do we get some gold crystal this time around?
>>559510659I'm in Dacchis and good for now, sorry
>>559511016>fuck dobereveryone is saying this
>>559511059Could always be worse
>>559511145damn danchud delivered
>>559511040Cute boy
>>559511147i'd buy the selector if needed after free NTR pulls instead of using carats or a crystal
>>559511207This will be me
>>559510318Are you actually this browntarded or are you pretending to be dense on purpose?Is every single player an artist? Do these millions of players draw art and post it online? Because that's your retarded argument. More men = more straight art for some reason.Don't you think that maybe, just maaaybe, among the players there are slightly more artists into FemTrainer x Sirius which explains why there's so many art of this ship compared to the male trainer counterpart? Like according to your dumbass middle schooler logic there should be 20% female trainer x Mayano art yet we both know that isn't the case. Why? because Maya is more male-centric and more artists prefer male trainer x Mayano over female trainer.Get this through your room temp thirdoid brain. Shan't be giving another (You).
>>559511231I actually have 2 rainbow crystals right now but I think given my current situation the smart choice is to save them for ramonu
>>559511147just buy the paid selector, a spark is worth 300 bucks
I hope the Mambo Danchou rolls 200 on the Kita banner without getting a single Mambo
so which umas fit into the "full of themselves but they kinda earned it" category?Temu Opera?Orfevre?
>>559511016Exactly. Fuck Dober.
>>559511147>>559511231on the other hand, if you have a lot saved up, and have used the calculator and are confident you can get everything coming up in the near future, you could also spend 30k and potentially save some or all of those selectors for creek while also getting some SRs
i stopped receiving the daily chocholates after getting 2 from maya
>>559511016>FUCK DOBER
Mambo will fall out of A+
>>559511305if you can use a selector instead of a crystal (without waiting for months without a usable card obviously), always save the crystal
When I pulled Fuku I got 12 SSRs
>>559511483See you at the end of the month when Mambo is in top 300 again
Got a 0lb super creek. 2 crystals, ticket, and paid ticket could mlb her. But that seems like too much for one card.
>>559511550Not happening, we all know it
I do 5 fan runs one day so that I can sleep and jerk off with my autothruster the next dayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/i5u6nb6lndny6jbv.jpg
>>559511207how many elder and newborn do i have to sacrifice for this to happen to me
>>559504324Why did I get booted? I hit 6 mil monthly. 5 days flatline wasn't a rule :(
>>559511589Creek is OP af but there’s rerun banner in the autumn
>>559511589there's only one long CM any time soon so better to just borrow her and hang on to them
>>559511589roll on the CB+Creek rerun in 6 months
>>559511589we have one long cm into 7 fucking mediums before you see another one
>>559511653he has been known to change rules on a whim
>>559511589>>559511674or at least don't use any crystals, you could use one selector to get her to 1LB (+1 stamina bonus) for team trials in the meantime but ehhh
spooked
can't pick Rice again so might as well
>>559511257It seems you clearly lack reading comprehension and, on top of that, your underdeveloped brain can't respond without throwing an insult because you automatically feel attacked and identified. What I said was that Sirius, by audience statistics represented in the game, is more popular with men. Even if every single woman playing this game liked her, which I doubt, it would still only be 15%. I'm simply mentioning that if there's more f.rainer art with Sirius, it's logically because the majority comes from men who are projecting, or at least trying to. I hope you get it this time, or let me know if I need to draw you a little picture
>>559511626>fujifags
>finally trick le woman(female) into buying colored lenses>she buys red ones>doesnt have the boobs to cosplay daiwa or still
>>559511842this you?
>>559511954>(female)Gross!
>>559511954still is flat...
>>559511751>seven mediumsDamn, okay.
>>559511987Real and true!
>>559511954I think you deserve death but yknow you can just cope with it
>>559511916Anon's point is that the gender split for people who play the game isn't the same as the gender split for people who make art of characters in the game. The latter skews more female
>>559504416That's kinda hot.
>>559510659>>559510735>>559511138>>559511148dacchisclub-dacchis, should we keep such a fickle member?
>>559511987Yep that checks out
>>559511987Oops forgot the text, but we have 2 spots for those interested
Danchou, I'll do runs once TB is out, I swear.
>18.09% inheritance rate for Ground Workaaaiiieeeeee i'm never picking parents who barely raced anymore
>catbox uploads are fucked upno sound for now, i guess
>>559512069Yes, because I don't want to look for newfags
>>559510778
>>559512101>recruitment posting twice>spamming the threadshameless
>>559512043that's anon's point of view, and unless he has a statistic that backs that up, I can't take his post seriously
>>559512019Im dealing with this(which is based desu, but sometimes I yearn for big booba)
>>559512069Mambo was full with no sign of a spot opening up, you expect someone to just wait around for a week+ just in case?
>>559512162No one wants to her the voice of an ugly uma and her large forehead.
>>559511982Nishino's flower...
>>559512186So? The thread talks about us all the time anyway
>>559512152retard-kun...
>>559512152>affinity total below 200toss
>>559509323Y-Yeah bwo... I totally know that feeling hahaha
Which club is talked about the least?
>>559512549Matikanetannhauser
>>559512289Curren will teach Rice the wonders of sex with her Onii-sama
>>559512152what kind of voodoo is she up to
>>559512549ButtSweatHeil Flint
I just woke up, my lower back hurts like crazy today
>>559512330Can I do 3 mil career runs once every 7 days instead of 1 per 3 days?
>>559512069>dacchisclub-dacchisdanchou we need to change our club name so our <clubname>dacchis name isn't fucking retarded
>>559512541>Super Pedo
>>559512649NTR would say this
>>559512649Try having less anal sex
>>559512659Being retarded is part of the charm
>>559512649I wonder if top road's lower back also hurt a lot with all that fat in her chest
>>559512651No.
erm where are all the people whose spot was promised to them 3000 years ago...
What is the club chat censor detector website?
She got the gluttony event three times in her career and now she looks like this, what do I do
>>559512745Laurel succubus would do this
>>559512549UMADash is both radio silence and high A+
This is the second time I forgot about the chocolateFucking hell
>>559512836/Uma/ club poached and redistributed them
>>559512768wtf what's the DIFFERENCE
>>559512850https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
>>559509323>Gelboorusirius_symboli_(umamusume) trainer_(umamusume) -female_trainer_(umamusume) >DanbooruJust blacklist female_trainer_(umamusume) Hope that helps
>>559512836No jews allowed in Mambo anyway.
how many sweepers are there in (you)r /uma/club?
>>559512267EXPLODE
>>559512862Umapyoi is the best way to lose some weight
Will we get free pulls on Fine too?
>>5595129633
>>5595129630
>>559512912thanks
>>559512979About 6 or 7
>>559512862Take her out to eat three more times.
>>559512963everyone is sweeping.... the competition!
>>559512919>no socks
>>559512904It says right there
>>559512963at least 1 (me)
isnt curren chan just the cutest
https://x.com/miyabirabbit/status/2029593518675730782You forgot something, Daiwa
easy roll
>>559513035fat
>>5595116535 days flatline has been there since last year
>>559511832>spookedyep
Finally, Falco's thank-you chocolates that show her true feelings!
>>559512904The RULES must be upheld. This is what separates men from animals.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realay really relaly really really really really love Stego.Also find it funny that the new Star Blossom chapter had her as a tease and it is literally the only page she's in, and the only other panel is the one right before with her ears twitching (cute).
>>559513073Shup up you're fucking gay and I don't want to join ur gay ass club anymore suck my cock bitch!
>>559512963Zero and that's why we fell from A going A+ to B+ in two months. No one bots and we got like five flatliners. Danchou doesn't seem to be recruiting here... I'm scared...
>>559513184But danchou doesn't follow the rules
>>559513074My succubus and our little dog
>>559513224Chill out dude
Cygenerous. saved 20k Carrotsalready had 1LB fm. just used the half anni selector and now i have MLB FM
I continue to slack in my B tier club doing at best 1 200-300k career run a day. Careers take too long as is
>>559513073>1 career every 3 days>somehow maintains top 500>I did 6m a day>others are doing 2-3m a day>can't even breach top 30 anymoreI'm going to find Sweepy dev and rape him.
Making S ranks now that Unity is about to end. It's not fair.
HAPPENING
>>559513264>Danchou doesn't seem to be recruitingTime to jump ship or merge
after playing sts2 I really really don't enjoy playing through uma careers anymore..
>>559513042>doesn't know about no-show socksThis general really is filled with old people huh
>>559512963countless
>>559513356A+ clubbers are competing with people that play maybe 1 career a dayyou're competing against a full network of botters
>>559512649ojisan NTRfag got raped and now he can't walk, many umacases
>>559512862>>559513035>>559513141don't ever forget that she is a secret fatty
>>559512968I SOON WILL BECAUSE SHE HATES SUZUKA AND WONT COSPLAY
>>559513553>secret
>>559513480Does this mean /uma/ club bots too?
>>559513395wtf is sts2
>84 skill points left over>not enough to buy anythingJUST FUCK MY CURREN CHUNGUS LIFE
>>559513285Yeah but he makes them
>>559512963Uma&Co has zero, we are all honest Torenas who play the game
>>559513385Me on the left
>>559513643a small indie game
>>55951340430 is not old
DOTO PLEASE SPOOK ME TOMORROWI NEED YOUR CHOCOLATE
>>559513035kek only now I noticed she is farting from all the sweet potatoes. also does the way you cook them affect how gassy they make you because I never had that problem
>>559513618cool down with the antisemitic remarks...
>>559513732
>>559513556HOW CAN SHE HATE SUZUKA? SHES THE NICEST UMA
Ok Suzuka, here's the deal, let me sniff your thights after you won a race and forget about the choco
>>559513798That's right, also 47 isn't old either.
>>559513812okaybut only if this is 7
>>559513823No fuck you
>>559512919this but I'm blacklisting male trainer
>>559513385>no Curren
>>559513195There could finally get a screenshot since it hates mobile ones.
>>559513945
>pump>OYL>updrafters>lead the chargedo i still need nimble navigator? if not i will get homestretch haste or something
>>559513945lol
i rolled vega on my alt accountshe so underwhelming and boringand i am not even talking about her shit performance why did you waste your carrots?
>>559514170i didnt
>>559513945BasedHe doesn't deserve Doto
Have you guys tried the Big Arch yet?
wasnt paying attentionclicked the do whatever you want on the sweep event
>>559514170if nobody is boring than everyone is boring, thanks for making the sacrifice vegafags. I will now mentally block her existence until someone else brings it back up.
>>559513826
>>559513985You're just like me...
>>559514290teiobro?
>>559514290No.We have had it for like 4 months and I thought it was just a more expensive big mac.
https://youtu.be/UlOlV0tWzpQ?si=iO0u4dIhXY2pSirm
I got uhhh LB0 fine from rolling kitasan, should I?>your nature?Didn't roll at all ngl
>>559514290mcdonalds fucking blows in my country they dont even make the nuggets right anymore. Like how can you possibly fuck up fried chicken. but they somehow do it
i domt want to receive a valentine present from anyone todaywill it just het deleted does it add upi am probably the first one trying this out
nobody can have Doto but megive up
>>559514290Twice I think, we've had it for months now. I still prefer the Big Mac.
>>559513838SHE HATES EXACTLY THIS SHADE OF GINGER, WONT EVEN WEAR A WIG
559514540who asked
surely we will get spark rerolls with the 1st anniversary
>>559514540it gets deletedt. didn't get choco from day 1
>>559514540I asked. I care
big arch sounds like a sex toy brand
>>559514540I asked, I love you also
>>559514636based madman
>>559514439pulling for her without being able to guarantee MLB between sparks + selectors (+ crystals if you really want to waste them on a mid card) is a bad idea, she's almost unusable in MANT without 10% race bonus
It's crazy how all umas are improved by having bigger tits and a big fat belly
>>559514439you have a ~20% failure chance (rolling 0 copies)if you roll a spark and at least 1 copy you'll have 2LB which with paid+free selectors it's MLB
>>559514667>>559514698based who would you chose
>>5595148651 copy + spark is 1lb bro
>>559514902Grass <3
>>559513324explode
>>559514745I still have thisKitasan is my only MLB'd SSR speed card so I'm think having Kawakmi wouldn't be that bad but yeah, you're probably right>>559514865Wouldn't that be LB1?
>>559514902
>>559514902I would pick Ryan, Maruzensky, Fuku, Neicha, Maya, Opera, Grass, Spe, Jordan, Creek, Vodka, Air Groove, Ba
I AM NOT READY FOR CM AAAAAAAAI SCREWED MY LAST 3 OGURI RUNSAAAAAA
>>559514902>has her sitting right there, on her birthday, and dares to askImagine refusing a box with pipe bomb on valentines. Couldn’t be me.
>>559514989kawakami is hella brickedMLB SR sweep and SR stinko are better
>>559514989well then you're safe to drop 30k in if you're willing to use all three selectors on her in the worst case, especially if you mainly use pace chasers or plan to main them in the future
>>559514989you said you already have 1 copy gwo... with the 2 copies from rolling + spark you have 2LB
>>559514663meaty
>>559514979
My ribs are visible, which uma should I cosplay?
>>559515107???5% race bonus sweep? lmaoand you underestimate how much princess' power bonus matters
>>559515267YWNBAW
So for white day do we get to give our own custom made chocolates back?
>>559515221
danchou I will be flatlining until TB, no I won't give 2 weeks notice, I'm doing anything period, not even shoe trading.
>>559515059This + 18 power inherit, thank me later for free S/S+ printer
>>559515267tamamo
So, I think the trouble has come. Danchou isn't responding, the club is at 29/30 members, we're on a straight spiral to B+. The 1/2 TP means botters are destroying our position.I don't know what to do.
>>559515267Ayabe if brown
>>559514148>>559514148>>559514148answer me NIGGERSas digitan i have >pump>OYL>updrafters>lead the charge>it's on>THH>PTO>slipstream>top pick>uma stanthat is enough mid race right?
wait a secisn't MANT terrible for Dirters? how the fuck do you race enough to get a ton of points?
>>559515427dip and join another club here, plenty of spots open
>>559515478sparks
>>559515345Hope you find a club when you come back to being homeless ;3
sixty-seven vibes!
>>559515478be Falco
>>559515478digitan is fine :D
>>559515140I forgot about styles, I use lates and end more. Right, the Mr. CB wit card, when is it coming?
>>559515540Drop the hag
>>559515478>pure dirtYeah>non-pure dirtRaise turf to A and race normally
>>559515537I'm one of the highest earners, danchuddie won't touch me
>>559515102i dont track birthdaysthey are all dead anyway
>>559515564ugly uma nobody rolled for, not even Ardan got this memory holed
>>559515516I guess. But I don't know what. and I was comfy.
6 or 7 pumps up teios ass
>>559513035is she farting or something
>>559515478that only matters for pure dirters, which there aren't many. plus there's no dirt CM during MANT
>>559515663Golshi is alive and well you tard
Kawaii...
>>559515680Truth nuke
>>559515610end of april so about halfway through MANT>lateshow's your SSR nice nature? if you have even 0LB then taking her to 3LB maxes out her training effects and still gets you 10% race bonus
jewgenerousgamesshould i go for the last one as well or let it come to me on a random banner or crystal
>>559515680Nah she cute
>>559515463nimble navigator is only for fun
>>559515827Go for it, faggot
>>559515680Ardan is cheating because she has Mejiro house backing her up
>>559515463I don't knowHope this helps
I have never won a cm. Why should i keep pulling for cards even for?
>>559515768i have not seen nyono~n in forever
>>559515827selector retard
>>559515312>>559515450I'm white
>>559515965More stats and beating other whales
What is the Admire Vega is ugly meme? She’s beautiful
>>559515730apparently yeah, is that common with roasted potatoes?
>>559515827free selector ticket soon
>>559515965It doesn't get better if winning was your goal, you honestly should just accept that if you want to continue playing.
>>559515913this is already a soundpost
>>559515680>nobody rolled forSpeak for yourself, I love Ayabe and would have sparked for her.
you can be nice
>>559515965if you don't care about being competitive for cm then you don't have to pull cards.
>>559515741what happens with the titles when the CMs start repeating?
I officially burned out... I did one career and closed the gamehope danchou doesn't kick me
>>559515965if you can't win even one CM with that deck then it's a skill issue, you can't brute force it with more pulls
>>559515232
>>559516002>white tranny41% yourself
>>559516068o7
>>559516174Teasing this yamato nadeshiko
>>559515267
>>559516001>>559516059why the selectori still have 19k>>559516043>otheri am f2p…>>559516162>>559516121should i uninstall?
I LOVE GOLD CITY (the SSR card not the bitchy uma)she has so much energy recoveries in her chain event
>>559516130You don't get to call me danchou anymore, flatliner.
>>559516397Okay, I officially burned out... I did one career and closed the gamehope faggot doesn't kick me
>>559516397danchou I did not flatline! I got one career!
>>559516397Mambo Danchou wouldn't say this
>>559516351Dismantle it
is this card usable? is 10% race bonus not too less?
fuck you danchode! only urara careers from now on!
>>559516496It's 15%
>>559516331you can't even complete the spark with 19k (you're about 2k short), though you ought to be able to with free pulls and more anniversary caratsfor reference a selector is worth approximately 20k in terms of how many pulls it takes to get one rate up card on average
>>559516331>should i uninstall?do you get no joy out of the game if you aren't trying to be competitive in CM? are you unwilling to keep trying for the chance you may finally win like other f2ps?
>>559516127you get stars on them
>>559516496>is 10% race bonus not too less?in english?
>>559515714Mambo and Umasumi are recruiting right now iirc
>>559516496it has 15% race bonus fren. I understand the confusion but the special effect of the card is another 5%
>>559516331Continue farming carats and rolling for cards.
>>559516130basedi gave up in the middle of the last 3 careers get fucked dancho
>>559516496it's 15%>no it's not!yes it is
>>559507269
>>559516496nigga don't use a gold crystal now we get 65 free card pulls between the finemo and NTR banners
>>559516565>sparknigger i got 2 copies in 57 pulls
>>55951617680% of the cast are trans (Stallions)
>>559516776>source: i imagined it in my head to not kill myself
>>559516758that is meaningless, but go ahead and fuck yourself up the ass if you think you have magic luck powers
/uma/club the half energy event is killing us. We need to unleash our full energy just this once...
>>559516732>65 free card pulls between the finemo and NTR banners...he?...
>>559516776Not an excuse, tranny.
>>559516724Nearly 16 million people in the 70s, that can't be right, or are old Japs really that into keiba
>>559516331>should i uninstall?try getting better and then you'll understand why having this mindset is wrong
>>5595169365 free singles for finemo and 6 free 10-pulls for NTR
>>559516496it is unusable when you are training nishino flower the uma hope this helps
>/uma/ has the bot maker>Doesnt use bot and burn outI swear this place is filled with retards
>>559516914Farm for the bond. You need to reach 11 for their casual outfits.
>>559516971yes, it was a huge phenomenon back then
>>559517018>5 free singles for finemooh thank god
Cygames should do the complete opposite of energybar jew-niggatry.Make it so players can only do a single run a day and whales can swipe to do an extra one. At the very least you avoid mass exodus burnout like rn.
>>559517013i tried but i still dont understand how parents work and which skill are relevant i keep getting told my skills are trash
Maruzensky shot dead in the Bronx
>>559516849>>559516959It's okay to accept what this franchise is really all about!
nishino flower deflowered flower
How long until shakur?
I cannot keep up with the half energy event, I used to be a big shot with my 30m fans in A+ club, but now I feel like danchode could kick me>use sweepyhow about you stop doing 20 runs in da jar so I can compete?
>>559517201>muh yuriFuck off
chiyoposters say the darndest things
>>559517072i dont have heri dont need heralso she is not out yethope this helps you
>>559517259pretty sure she comes mid-late june
hehe
>>559517284you got outsweeped
>>559504178pretty good haul after 400 rolls I'm all set for MANT
>>559516776they are mares in this world
>>559517284enjoy burnout, fool
>>559517182if you can't bother taking a bit of your time to understand these things then maybe you should indeed just quit, maybe rogue-like gacha isn't the type of game for you
>>559516613I won't give up yet, I'm gonna try to turn it aroundDo some extra fan runsbump up my fans to maybe 60m/month...
i put sympathy on 3 of my umas and no one came with another sympathy how could this have happened
>>559517416>creekwas there a banner yet?ee?
I can impregnate a stallion just the same as a mare
>>559517156Asians are fine with this system, hence why they got itThey don't care about the global paypiggies until they can secure enough coke funds for a decade and keep operational costs at minimum, which they most likely have with all they've done from 2.5th anni and beyond
>>559516971That was the time of the First Keiba Boom with HaiseikoThe second one started with Oguri Cap
>>559517308>bigot in current year
>>559517495I had her at 3lb for a while since her 1st banner and luckshitted an extra copy, also got two nice naties
digitan loev
>>559517495Creek had 1 banner back in Month3that's itnext one if in August
Wait a minute...Umaotoko umanko is just stallion oshiri... kisama...
>>559517571asian bugs can TOLERATE it, they are not fine, nobody is happy. Stop trying to make the game as unfun as humanly possible cyjews
Did Dantsu Flame have a role in the movie other than some desperately needed eye candy?
>>559516002Manhattan Cafe
>>559517660I pigged on creek banner and I regret it, except it gave me 2 spooks of Finemo (an actual good card) so it's all good
Apart from creeku, what are best cards to pull this year? At 10k carrats now, planning to hard save
>dirt S>no rainbows last half of senior year>lose unity finalsthis game is a humiliation ritual
>>559517863Imagine kissing those thighs
Uuuuuummmaaa geeenneeralAre you mad about drawings again????
Almost a year into this game and retards still cant find 18 minutes in the day to do a fan run
>every /uma/ club above A rank
>>559517764TrueThat's the case with Chinks, who usually cheat it outBut Nips and gooks just eat the shit because they're gambling addicted cultures
is there a way to get more monnies except daily monnie runs? i cant get over 500ki keep leveling up shit but stilli need moai know you fags sit on 10 million
>>559518010only reason my club is A rank and not B+ is because I bot it there
>>559518032you also get money from racing
>>559518008>18 minutesdie hachimi cheater, you're gonna get banned before sweepy does
>>559517863ramonu
...
>>559518008>fan runClubs for white people dont have that
>>559518032I have 10 mil. just didn't spend on it stupid shit. don't level up cards or raise potentials you aren't using
Hachimi repo doko?
>>559518159Maybe Mambo aint so bad after all
mayabros i don't think this is the cm for her...
>>559518159That kinda looks like my club except I'm nowhere near the top 3
>>559518159every club needs a tickezo demon
imagine losing to horse mommy LOL
>>559518186>don't level up cardsThe most retarded advice ever, level up every single R card for TT bonus. You get all the monies spent on levelling up cards refunded anyway in like 2 years
>>559518267>urara 2ndUnbelievably based please post her I want to try her last minute
>>559517863top 5 most important cards1. ramonu2. light hello3. tachyon (pace/general)4. smaru (front/general)5. ancestors & guidescreek is maybe 6 or 7 on the list for generalists, but if you're focusing on one style then she's less important than getting specialized cards e.g. bourbon wit and palmer stamina for front runners
Taking advantage of Dantsu’s low self esteem and pressuring her into sex.
rebricked on its way to become top /uma/ club
>>559518182My club is uber white (Serbian)
>>559512069>>559510735Dacchis now has one slot open after kicking this whore. Reply with your ID for an invite
>>559518415
>Sakai will not be able to ride Ebayan unless flights to Dubai resume soonnyooooooooooo...
>>559518525Nyo...
>>559518538G Long confirmed
>>559518437Pretty sure she's the type that folds instantly Like you could just go up to her and ask her for sex and she'll stutter out a yes with almost no resistance
>>559518525do nyot shitpost the comfiest club in the thread
>>559517906and then it kicks me while i'm down
>>559518461Danchou... it's time to do you know what... maybe we can achieve S rank...
how many runs a day for 5 million?at least 10?
>>559518525Danchode please, we usually stay away from this mambo-tier drama bullshit
Autis/uma/ might have a spot open soon
>>5595188535
>>559518361the triangle affinity is a killer... gl bwo
finally *cough* the mambogeddon that was promised to me 30000 years ago....
>>559518883Everyone having club flatliners kicked at the same time and we havent started Trackblazer yet
>>559519021as in peak
>Dacchis accidentally recuits a mambro>instant shitposting ensuesMambo really is the stinky one everyone doesn't want to be around huh
Gotta weed out your underperformers now or you're not surviving mantblazer fan counts
>>5595188532 if you're not autistic.
>>559518883no fuck offrebricked it at 301 lmao
>>559518461Losing ranks by the day BTW
>>559518997Now you must join us in mambo, plenty of room now
>>559518863Don't worry it's just a shit stirrer
>>559519021Bullshit
hey guys i got MLB finemo!
Realistically, can I get another 50 rolls in a week?I have 18 from my remaining free carats + 8 from paid. CM is another 10, but I don't know where to get the other 40 rolls.
>>559519048It's overA club needs to disband by the end of April to fill open slots at this point
would someone just do that?lie on the internet?
>>559519132we recruit another botter and my club gets all annoying and cocky againi'm leaking the discord again hanchou
>>559519249Nyo. Use THAT.
>>559519263>A club needs to disband by the end of April to fill open slots at this pointWho is gonna take one for the team?
>>559519249>Realistically, can I get another 50 rolls in a week?very easy if you use your adult card
Interesting... I'm getting chocolates from her today and making her eat all of them. GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER
>>559519249nyes
>>5595192495 free daily pulls shortly20 pulls from paid selector + 1500 carat packsvarious anniversary login bonuses and giftsprobably? cutting it close though, better be prepared to swipe even more at the last second if need be
>>559519249were getting 3000 carats next week+ a bunch of shit from missions
>>559519249nyo
>>559519386Mambo
>>559519249nymaybe
>>559519249anyon...
>>559519145rebricked is the only rising club right now retard
Based official discord mods. English only in global.
>>559519386the /uma/club mafia is designating a target as we speak...
FineMo looks like she smells so pretty
>>559519145rebricked won't drop below A+, last month when we were struggling to find members one of our members just added one of their alt accounts to the club and botted the fans on it
>>559519386/uma/club is waiting for Mambo the uma to come out before poaching Mambo trainers. Mambo dies next month
shut the fuck up retard we are not calling the team sunny runners that is stupid as fuck and cringe never ask that dumb shit ever again
>same exact deck>one is good enough>other is complete and utter dogshitWhatSo after gambling for the girls and the cards, I have to gamble in raising them TOO?What the fuck is this bullshitMaybe not the game for me
>>559519852Shut up Doto
>>559519775Probably has a nice scent plus the aroma of ramen. I wanna lick her all over. Me on the left btw
Goofy Goofers, like Doto suggested
>>559519852Doto would never say that.
>>559519852Doto wouldn't act like this.
>>559519861
>>559517775nope
>>559519861I agree, there should be no RNG to this game so that you can get the perfect training results. There also should be no RNG to the races, much like in real life :).
>>559519641Cope faggot
>>559519775you know what else smells so pretty
>>559520181SNIFFFFFFF
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>559520181PRETTY DARRBBYYYYY UWAAAAA
Can we please talk about club drama instead of the game?
>>559520181
>>559511653This you?
Fill out the gapJapanese ________
>>559520384pussy
I don't get it, why antagonize your own club members?
>>559520384Pickled Vegetables
>>559520539new danchou sucks
>>559520384Super Star Cesario!
>>559519249nymayben't
>>559520539danchou isnt really a club member
>>559520539danchou has 0 management skills
do you think goku would be a good trainer for oguri
>>559520334Alright back on topic. Which club dancho has the tightest bussy? Which club has the best cosplayer?
>>559520384DAHHHHBY
>My club never has drama
>>559520539He's an annoying avatarfag
>>559519817Smart. I should do this with my club
>>559520776My danchou dresses like Ardan so his bussy is definitely well worn
>>559520776AlmondLoveAlmondLove
>>559520749He couldn't even be a present father
>>559520798Hey just like the retard you're replying to
I still haven't finalized my teamIs triple pace viable? Any downsides?
>>559520894Yeah that's the joke haha
i gambled the smiles....
>>559520507
>>559520749???goku is a trainee
>>559520371a lot of gay ass names in umamusume
Not bad. Wish this wasn't a run where I put Mile in GP's for Tamamo/Taishin.
>>559518920Holy, I'll do my best without FukuAre Highlander and Prof a must for her this cm?
>>559518997>>559519842>>559511483I wake up to a thread full of posts and nothing is even happening /uma/ really sucks sometimes
FIRST-RATE PUNCH
>>559521131>Anchors AweighPerfect then, garbage ult but good grandparent. Mile sublegacies means it's even better for MANT.
>>559521251>nothing is happening>dropping ranks like crazy
>>559521131EXPLODE
>>559521131Excellent Granny
>>559521341we went up 30 ranks as soon as we kicked the retards out
>>559521304first rate meat
>>559517775She was Pokke's friend and one-time rival for a race, that's about it. She's important because she's part of the JAMD (Jungle, Agnes, Manhattan, Dantsu) generation of that year so you kinda have to include her.Honestly I'm amazed it took as long as it did to get her in the game, Pokke came out like almost immediately as the movie released.
>>559521304sorry king but only urara can arouse me
>>559521412that makes no sensetry again
>>559520948Pls respond
Dotoposters smell bad
>>559506687I will rape you
>>559518920How much Stamina Haru's ult recovers? I'm having a hard time having decent Speed/Power/Wit with Riko on my deck so I'm going 3 Speed/3 Wit, but that results in lackluster Stamina. I wanna have her as a potential sub for this CM. Also yeah that shit is staying level 2 I can never meet the goals
>>559521510we went up 33 ranks as soon as we kicked the retards out
>>559521554ask again later
>>559521510don't fucking tell me what to do
>>559521554If you can't make good frontniggers then yes 3x pace is fine
THE MIGHTY LEGS THAT STEAL FORTUNE FROM THE HEAVENS
>>559520948Probably downside is you give lates a chance to activate their pump
>>559521746>>559521746>>559521746
>>559521251mambo will explode any second now...aaaany second now...
>>559506913Only by Grass Wonder
>>559521680>>559521680>>559521680NTR thread. Move.
>>559502203
>>559520539theyre cute to tease
>>559521803are ntr fans pretending to be retarded are is it actually true
>>559521803KWAB
>>559521754This one
>>559521754>>559521803You guys are fucking MARVELOUS
>>559521510I did a couple runs to reward danchud for kicking them :D
>>559521341>like crazy You know a couple threads ago I jokingly insulted someone saying they check club graphs daily like its a crypto market. Im kind of horrified in learning its actually not a joke
well that's the thread ruined for the next few hours or however long it takes for the jannies to wake up
>>559521959Silly Sirius!
>>559521803>18:43This was baked on page 1 and a troll but still up to janny anyway
>>559520639OgugO CaC
>>559521197highlander is just another guaranteed accel like updrafter but without position requirementshard to get in fact i don't even remember where i got it fromprobably from npc rice?PoC is a good midrace skill with potential for speed carryover>>559521642tbhdesu i just ignored her ulti think 450 stam should be safe? assuming 300 guts
>>559508040I spent exactly 80k carats for LB 0 Kitasan because I was tempting fate and it punished meDon't gamble, kids
sorry danchode, slay the spire 2 is consuming every waking moment of my life right now
>>559521952I WANT TO FUCK MARVELOUSI WANT TO BREED MARVELOUSI WANT TO CHERISH AND MARRY AND LIVE WITH AND SPEND MY LIFE WITH MARVELOUSONE KID FOR EACH HOLIDAY OR I'LL DIE TRYING
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SEIUN SKY'S KIKUKA SHOthe only times I win are with 450+ stam AND Maestro and 350+ wit
