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first for TryndaGOD
reminder that Nami is soft
>>559523007Yea I dont know I shorted the JBAT1 connectors and that seemed to do the trick just waiting didnt work even though I have amd processor
EUW VGS IN ~30 MINUTES! :-)
Sona is better than Nami because nami doesn't make me feel like a girl
>at 744is this the new meta? greedy uncouth pigs
>>559523389:3
>>559523212
Soraka vs Nami vs Sona vs Janna vs Karma vs Seraphine are dropped in a city and first one to get 100 men to cum winsWho would win?
need
Free wins or losses don't exist, but if play well the game is garbage and if I play like a troll my team does everything on their own. Make it make sense.
>>559523602Seraphine because she's a stupid dumb elo inflated slut champ
>>559523631me (male) on the left
I want to grope a yordle girl's boobs
>>559524078I want to grope Tristana's ass
>>559524142Swain gets to fuck that?
>>559524142Gosh, I wish I looked like Swain or Twisted Fate. They look so badass.
>>559524142I don't even know who the fuck these characters are supposed to be. They're not from League of Legends thats for sure.
Every time you miss a spell on Lux it feminises you slightly
>>559523453*pats your head*
>>559524516Swain and Leblanc
>>559524142Next friday. Tonight it's vgs
>>559524206Swain's gay
>>559524610tysm...
i saw the sky in my room
>>559524516Swain and Leblanc but u wouldnt know them because u dont play the game just goon to yordle r34 and pretend to play it, stupid slut.
an actual fujoshi....
https://magma.com/d/ic7qIEWtEJCome Join! Draw a cute Star Guardian!
>Coolest guys question from last thread>Not a single one got it right
>>559524928already ruined
>>559524972Pantheon is cool but he definitely isn't the coolest male champion.
>>559524972sett chad
Soraka my cute wife!
>>559525054Come the fuck on, put https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zub8agQjrw&list=RD9Zub8agQjrw&start_radio=1 on and tell me it doesn't hype you up like little else
EUWVGS ARE ON!!!!!!lobby name: vg vs vg password: euwvgsHow do I join? Click Play -> Join Customs -> put in "vg vs vg" -> click on the lobby, you might need to refresh like 20 times for it to show -> put in the password -> ??? -> :)))not sure about stream today but keep an eye out for any responses to this message with twitch links!
>>559524721
>>559525274This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1xHayXetLU hypes me up more and I'm not even a Draven player.But, yeah thats a cool video you sent.
ENTER
>>559525504
>>559525504i love this lil dood, and i used to hate him until i tried him out, and little by little he grew on me. adorable lil bro, fr, fr.
>>559524142https://x.com/blackrosef13632/status/2029915281930195236
>>559525615same, he cute>>559525593nigga smolder?!
>>559525712
>>559524972actually pyke is pretty badass toosucks riot will never let him be a jungler
>>559525291cute lugs
>>559524972pantheon is cool, he got those big fucking thighs
>>559525291+3
>>559525349this still makes me smile>>559525497THREAD NEEDS MORE DRAVEEEEN
>>559525615
>coolest male champhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfgKdOlO_E4only zed can compete, no other champs had so much impactLITERALLY EVERYONE WANTED TO PLAY THEM
Bros, holy shit, I can't wait. I'm just gonna be blasting videogame clown themes on repeat while playing her.
>>559525904same. it was gooooood shit and he got me real good
>>559525497>>559525961back when Riot had more soul and would have badass login screens. now we get two annoying as female black champs that make the game un-fun as fuck.
>>559526115
>>559525712>same, he cutefr, he a cutie>>559525954i'm not bullshitting. i hated the motherfucker, then i played him, and the more i played him, the more i began to really like him as a champion. his voice lines are super cute too.
>>559525961yasuo's "coolness" is reflected in his playerbase (children who will go 0/7 then rage at the rest of their team)yone is cooler, though still annoying to play against
+3 FOR EUWVGS pls
>>559526292>yone is coolerno.
>>559526292Nah, Yasuo is definitely cooler than Yone. Also, Yasuo's voice mogs the fuck out of Yone's as well.
>>559526096>he
>>559526386>>559526426sorry bros, 2 swords > 1 sword
>>559525961>windshitter getting uppityYou know, come to think of it, were there autistic meltdowns about wind wall in the past like when Mel and her reflect came out
When I play sona my boobs grow my brain shrinks and all I can hear is the song that will help me to enable my teammates
>>559526590wroooong
>>559526264>his voice lines are super cute tooover the top
+1 vgs
>>559526612>You know, come to think of it, were there autistic meltdowns about wind wall in the past like when Mel and her reflect came outyes there were, we even have melties about wind wall TODAY>>559526590uh nice splashart?
When i play Soraka my dick enlarges but thats about it really
Mel is totally balanced anons she is fine!
ok ok jeez ill save euvgs i guess.. sigh
>>559525291>>559525291>>559525291Need one more EUWVGS
>>559526590I just think Yasuo is cooler. His voice is more badass, his gameplay is more fun, he has more skill expression, and he came out during a time when the game had more soul. I don't even play Yasuo either, and matter-of-fact I perma-ban him whenever I play mid.>>559526612There was. I perma-ban him when I play mid lane.
>>559526612Similar but nowhere near the same intensity. I think people grew used to Yasuo's wind wall relatively quick, there was initially grumbling about "What, EVEN shit like ults??" but they just accepted it was a factor to take into consideration now.With Mel, it doesn't matter how much time it passes, nobody wants to see her.
>>559526704ITSITSITS YOU!!!
>>559526943mel is annoying because even outside of the shield, if she lands her root and then full combo on you she WILL kill youhowever, if she misses the root she will do nothing to youits purely low elo coinflip bs
>>559527021I can't even tell you how many times I busted a nut to DJ Sona's in-game model as a teenager.
>>559526482she?
wait, tehron, are you not playing
>>559527272nah it was me silly.
>>559527279no because I really don't like you
>>559527116>as a teenager I still do, nuleague can't recapture this charm
>>559527087Yes there's also that. But there are other similar "if I hit you with my one skillshot I can combo you for a trillion damage" (looking at you, Zoe) and they still don't get hated as much as Mel. Mel is annoying, first and foremost, because she makes the entire enemy team have to sit there holding all their ranged and even melee burst back waiting for her, and even once she uses it in a teamfight, fearing the moment it comes off cooldown.
>>559527279no I did type Im ordering a kebab didnt I
>>559527341D:
>>559527347People always say "just dodge lol" but what bothers me is that they only have to hit their 10s cd skillshot once and you have to dodge it every time if you don't want to get one-tapped. Mel, lux, zoe, morgana ig - you get the point
>>559527342These days the only League champions I beat off to are Tristana, Shyvana and Qiyana. Weird how all of them end with the same 'ana' at the end of their names. Going to continue to beat my shit to the old Shyvana btw.
can i dodge a vgs?
>>559527564do it lol
>>559527347Mel has the annoying gimmick where if you land a skillshot, you are sabotaging yourself. Literally punished for playing well. And her damage is obnoxious.At least Yasuo's windwall destroys projectiles and you can just space after, Mel's W no.
bets game 1
>>559527564ye do it at the very last moment for maximum lulzbonus points if its draft mode
>>559527636top rly handsome (+pretty) n epicbottom tryhards
>>559527636hope both teams have fun
>>559527347dumb diamond motherfucker award
>>559527279excuse me who the heck is this?
>>559527746lmao
>>559527636top ff's by 20 after 1 afk at around 18 minutes
Just woke up dropped a fat painful shit ready to lose some fucking games
>>559527309love your work
>>559527021I need this skin but I'm just poor...
Where yordles
im so tired of malphite holy shit
>>559528583I got it in a chest, jealous?
>>559528583I got it from a hextech chest before their rewards got nerf into the ground.
>>559528612It has been nearly 3 days since I last jerked off and it's pretty tempting to give in to Tristana.
>>559528583I wish I could give you my shard because I got it from an orbI do not care about sonaI do not play sonaI do not like sonaI do not like this skin
>>559528809>Naked Sona with Kog...You just know...
>>559527636top mogs bottom
fun fact: Lux is 130cm tall
>>559529176>213 cm shyMommy...
>>559529176>lux is the right height to give me a standing blowjobnice
>>559529176Shyvana mogs me by 20cm. It's over
>>559528946what is he going to do, call for help?
>>559528847>>559528809Yes I'm jjealous I'm just a newbie with only arcade and guqin sona T_T
>>559529176Source?
>>559529176>fun fact : [not a fact]
Finished the last territory fight in the client game and Garen didn't want to stop fighting. Bro became League accurate with how fast that fucker can ult.
>>559529176This is a true fact Sona forced me into a standing 69 once
>have to do more of the awful client minigame
>>559529176Luggslet
>>559529492Yeah! Sona can be quite the predator.
fun fact: lux and sona once shared a french kiss
>>559530013its so bad and so boring but i want the icons
Just took an ungodly shit and now it's time for a napChamps for this feel?
>>559530503malphite
>>559528863That's quite the answer to my question, I guess.
>>559530503reksai cus she is an ungodly piece of shit champ
Canon sona
>>559530665Bigger
>>559530503>Just took an ungodly shitI keked to this, because of how you described it as an "ungodly" shit. What constitutes an ungodly shit? And, on the contrary what constitutes a godly shit?League of LegendsAramHaha, brawl is back in LoL
I've won 9 out of my last 10 league of legends ranked queue solo mode games!!!
>>559530864Good job, anon!
>>559530645Fuckin' A, anon. This is highly tempting, but I'm going to press on and continue to no fap for now. Definitely gonna save this picture and add it to my Tristana spankbank though.League of Legends, give femyordles shortstack bottom heavy bodies for their in-game models
>>559530716
>>559531121The ai is slowly making her whiter.
>>559531110>give femyordles shortstack bottom heavy bodies for their in-game modelsTrvke.Fair enough, though. Best of luck.>Erm, league of le-Kill Yelough. Behead Yelough. Bro needs to be taken off this earth so he never cooks a champion rework again.
>>559530864
>>559531121This is how I feel everytime I lock in sona
nickich is my eboy ecrush
results game 1
When NA VGS why did the NA VGS squad get turned into sissy faggot discord twinks and refuse to play vgs
>>559531912kino game 5 nashors and elder drake
Sona cannonicly looks like this.
>TCZwag video on Shyvana.>Video starts with him trying to duel enemy Diana at level 3.>He gets the drop on Diana from bush, also making her waste her Q because she used it on scuttle, so huge advantage from the start.>His top lane Renekton roams down and combos the Diana to help, then backs off to let him get the kill.>Still just barely wins and almost dies to Diana.Holy fucking shit dude.Still didn't stop him from titling the video "the rework is amazing" though.
>>559531912damn that sett looking sexy asf !
>>559531912it was fun torturing shen in lane
>>559531983I'll play na vgs (not part of the sissy society or any dickord)
>>559532250finally someone gets it...thats the whole point in playing toplane in vgs...
some of us don't find torture pleasurable!
bets game 2 I will go and fix my pc so I wont be able to post results!
>>559532553>xilxe mid on 150 ping vs xerathgood luckall in top team
Italian Sona legendary skin when?
Character and role to main if you hate this game?
>>559532790what the fudge is this thing 0.0
>>559533040yuumi support is quite low effort gaming so i'd say her, to be honest i hated this champ but playing her enough games made me realise she's quite comfy, on par with soraka in terms of feeling at peace playing this game
>>559533142Italian Sona legendary skin
>>559533276
>>559533040jungleeveryone will bed for ganks when they're pushed under the enemy tower and blame you for dying 4 times to their laner while you're clearing the other side of the map
>>559533040jungle so your hatred can grow even more
>>559533960ARTIST NAME NOW
>>559534278generic ai slopper #7288
good night
>>559534278>ARTIST
new lobby up for euwvgs
>>559534492Need to suck on Tristana's asshole
results game 2 I thinkrough one
>>559534278
>>559534492that's not what their kissy faces would look likeand why do ahri, lilia, vex, lulu, neeko and nidalee have mustaches?
>>559535043>mains picking their mains after "solar" says let's notyikers!
>>559535043
bets game 3
>>559535327what is wrong with playing your favorite champi dont get it
>>559535948uh oh someone is desperate for vg lp
>>559536052ban it then you lil bitch
>>559535919Top (I like cafe cuties Jinx)
>>559536249if i don't play my main it shows a gentleman's agreement to not be a sweaty try hard in 4funssorry you're too thick to understand thatbut good for youyou got that win i know you really needed it
>>559533960Dark Seal Tearmaxx Diadem of Songs and Liandries Sona is hella comfy right now, actually
I wanna play sony but my adc first picks yasuo and yell at me T_T
>>559536654>abloobloo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa abloooblooo waaaaae
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT PICK WHAT YOU LIKE SO YOU HAVE FUNYOURE BANNED FROM HAVING FUN SO I CAN HAVE FUUUUUUUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAEGOD SAVE MEEEEE BAAAAN HIIIIIIM
>>559536672Just play anything with a knockup, Janna if you want something that can be played more chill...or just pick Sona anyway and mute him since Yasuo adc falls off immediately after laning phase, he'll thank you later.
>vgs drama this early in the day
>>559536934essential gizzard post
>+16
>>559538707OOF
I just reached honour 4 because I flame lolg niggalows instead of flaming ingame
definitive
>>559529176Wait wtf, I didn't know Sona was a fucking giant
>>559539021Everytime someone plays sona she gets taller and her boobs grow
Wow, just learned that streamer mode pisses some people off. Is that an anomaly? Maybe I should use streamer mode
Whenever I lock in morgana I feel I need to tell my Team that I will not be hitting any Qs all game, but it's okay i have a spellshield for our carry
results game 3
We are never getting something as good as this againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ncmjy-HaeA
>>559539580wwow whos that @ top dmg?
>>559539580Which type of buddy am I?
>>559539684That was a good year and great skins ngl
>>559539772shut up lyggeryou did good this game doe
>>559539580bellamy and huntress are my bitches
Since every champ is unlocked in practice tool do you think every skin should be unlocked too? I bet they would sell more if you were allowed to see them ingame before you buy
>>559539927back off.
game 4 bets
>we have improved inting detection so you won't get a yasuo who walks 1v5 into baron when you don't follow him 2v5 against mundo with no antiheal
>>559540401It's silver 3, for all we know those two games might be his best and second best games of all time
>>559539927b3llamy is MINE!
>>559539946I've been saying this for years but Riot seems to think people are just not going to get them for real play if they can play pretend in the empty mode. Or maybe they fear that if players can actually try it out they'll be able to tell when a skin is actually shit (as if that's not easy to do in the current era of hundreds of content creators reviewing and showing off everything all the time).
>>559538886based on what?
Fisting lows atm,,,,
>>559530770I have no idea, but it was after I ate some good ass food and I felt amazing after taking itLeague of legends don't kill shyvana
>>559539927>gee bill, your mom lets you have TWO wieners?!
How do you deal with this broken ass champion in the midlane?>can harass from very far away at low cost of mana>very high base damage>execute>has a basic ability that simply negates most abilities in the game including ultimates AND reflect them back to the opponent WITH ZERO DRAWBACKS
Debating if i should play or just watch a movie instead
>>559541527 What movie? wanna watch together? :3
>>559541696Idk what movie, probably some random fun slop that i don't even have to think about>wanna watch together?Who do you main?
To the enemy Ahri: YWNBAW!
>>559541518You do nothing, you let Mel do whatever she wants because playing well is actively punishing yourself. Just play the minions, shove, and roam.
>>559541518Dodge W, recall below 50%, ask your jungler for help
>>559541871>Who do you main?why does that matter?
>>559541518anyone else think its wild that YOU have to aim your spells, but she doesn't when she reflects it? the game automatically aims for her. lol
results game 4
>>559542402I genuinely don't understand how Mel's W is not cheating yet. You can't even flash the reflected spells because they auto-track flash's direction, I tried multiple times.
>>559542217So i know if you are a sissy or not
>>559542494>no 0 deaths jinxFAILURE
>>559542638Would you rather watch the movie if I was a sona or a swain
>>559542494>So many best and bestest buddies>2 friend requestsHow and why are you so popular?
>>559542091(mixed them up, meant her E, obviously)
>>559542741>AP slopNeither.
>>559538886>flying spaghetti monster>cringeexplain. NOW
>>559543159smooch
>>559543159so anyways...when's the next champion and vc
triple yordle draft in the americas cup
>>559543159More people are going to use this icon than play her if the rework goes live as it is
>>559542621>they auto-track flash's directionKEK. they made her as easy to pilot to attract arcanefags
>>559543159dios mio
>>559543529>seraphine just afk farming inches awaywhat the fuck is her problem
>>559538886The definitive list has already been out for a while bro.
NICE MAN CHAMP SELECT OVER AND MY LEAGUE GAME IS JUST A BLACK SCREEN WP
>>559543529lmao sweaty morg got mogged
My boyfriend broke up with me
>>559543248Hate mage supportsWhen he goes back to being a mid laner I'll move him back to based
>>559543738Is this based on the vibe their players evoke?
i have money for 1 legendary but idk what to buy i play jungle so it has to be a lego for a junglerpic unrelated
>>559544259sorry to hear that, maybe some pizza will cheer you up
>>559544376you dont have to buy shitkeep it
Just cummed on a niggalow
Briar won
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they should make a redneck skinline that's like country k/da with graves, moonshiner gangplank, gragas, tahm kench and kled
hillbilly gragas already exists
>>559544652*shlick schlick schlick*
>>559543738still dont know what any of this actually means
>>559541518>How do you deal with this broken ass champion in the midlane?learn irelia or yasuo. or malzahar. lowkey orianna.evens play league odds survival slop
hitler = needs actual skillbaboon champ = just press all your buttons in the vague direction of the enemy
>>559543738I understand this completely, iykyk
559545117Bait so bad it's not even worth a (You)
>all of my champs are hitler or ancient hyperborean
>>559544652Thats a woman!!
>>559545117>yone akshan ksante ornn sylas>need actual skill
>>559545032JUST CC HIM BWO...
>>559544382*gets fat* now I am fat and sad
Why won't they show who called for the ff vote any more lol
>>559545957God I wish that was my penis.
>>559545032>lowkey oriannacan't she just fuck over her ball like yas windwall does?
>>559546035what difference does it make
>>559546070why would you want to bite on a gold coin with your penis...
Anyone else really dislike eternals and think your account is ruined forever if you buy them?
>>559546035They should show who voted no since hostage taking is a reportable offense
honor has to be the most cucked thing everyou're honor 5 means you can spamping everything you like all game long and the guy you ping cant ping back so he has to type. oops banned
>>559541518YOU CAN EASILY READ HER BODY LANGUAGE TO KNOW WHEN AND WHERE SHE WANTS TO CAST Q. AND IF SHE ONLY MANAGES TO HIT THE FIRST FEW MILLISECONDS OF HER Q, IT ACTUALLY DEALS 0 (ZERO) DAMAGE. I ACTUALLY WONDER WHY YOU FREAKS ARE HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH THIS NIGGER WHEN YASUO IS FAR FAR MORE OPPRESSIVE AND HE'S BEEN OUT FOR LIKE MORE THAN A DECADE NOW. MAYBE U FREAKS ALSO NEED A DECADE WORTH OF TIME BEFORE YOU LEARN? LMFAOOOO
results game 5
>>559547260Honor 5 is nice because when I'm mad which only happens one out of every 50 games I can spam ping question mark and cover the whole fucking screen to show my displeasure at my inting fucking retarded nigger teammates
>>559522916why is teto hugging teemo from league of legends
>>559541518>can harass from very far away at low cost of manaNot anymore other mages can>very high base damageNot reallyShe has about as much based damage as Lux>executeHer shitty little pseudo Kalista E "execute" does nothing it has like what 2 base damage+0.75% ap scaling per stack? lolIts not even useful against minions after all the nerfs to it>has a basic ability that simply negates most abilities in the game including ultimatesOn a 40 second cooldown so about as much of a basic ability as Lux R isIts technicly in a basic ability slot but it has a ultimate cooldown
>>559546070>when you get gold at the tardlympics
>>559541518get past gold
>>559547403>im taking a break from league
>>559546154>can't she just fuck over her ball like yas windwall does?her W has like a 30 second cooldown and your ball has like a 4 -5 second cooldown so she blocks like 100 damage and shes open to take like an additional 800 damage before W comes up.
>>559547606u don't understand the weight it takes to be the hoster of vgs, the rigger of games etc etc, only he does
>>559547606>going to work in the cobalt mines
Does a yordle in a Taimanin-inspired costumecount as a Star Guardian?
>>559547606Don't believe anyone whoever says taking a break, quitting this game, or stopping posting on lolg. They always return.
whats wrong with taking a little breakyou niggas sperg over anything
might as well stream a few gamesttv dumbtwitchdigger master elo mmr mid lane gameplay
We have "people" actually defending Mel in the thread.
>>559544274fair 'nuff, I supposefear not, dear anon. for I am making valiant efforts to bring him back to the midlane roster. it ain't that easy though, as he is a little outdated for the lane, but he's still got matchups he excels in!
>>559548132PROPLAY!
I want to play league but I'm stuck at the gym
Ahri is spacious
games fookin unplayable if ur top loses lane
I want to be a Manly man but I play league of legends and my boyfriend says I need to stay pent up
League feels too grim for me to play more than a game or two a day, now. If even that....I keep sitting here, hoping it'll be enough to get me to finally leave it behind. Y'know? That maybe this year, the game's finally bad enough, unfun enough, for me to stop, and let sunk costs be sunk costs.
>>559549746But riot said top has no agency and doesn't matter
>>559548115I have to hand it to Riot. It takes a lot of work and effort to make a champion so fucking cancerous, disgusting, and annoying to play against when it doesn't even win. Like I am winning against Mel in lobbies and still miserable the entire time. How did they pull it off? Fucking disgusting NIGGER champion
>>559549746Same goes when it's bot.>>559549884I want the game to be good but I know Riot doesn't.
>>559549884It's just not as fun without friends. I keep hyping myself up to play solo only to idle in the lobby until one of my friends comes online. The questionable balance changes aren't helping either
>>559550018>I want the game to be good but I know Riot doesn't.That's how it feels for me, too. The Shyv stuff is just the nail in the coffin, even with some people I know going 'eh, this reads fine', it's just not the same...>>559550062I get what you mean- and I think I even know who you are. It all just hurts...
They should just make a character that makes the player disconnect from the match and get banned if they dash or go invisible anywhere on the map!
low brain energy gamesttv dumbtwitchdiggeri'd say about 3 more this shit is boring.
If something isnt fun without friends then it isnt fun.You can have fun with friends doing anything you could go watch paint dry with friends and it would be fun because you're spending time with friends not because watching paint dry is fun.
>>559550257A certain professional gooner
>>559550586Ah, might be someone else then.Nonetheless.
>>559550359>Slay the spire 2This is how i find out theres a sequel to that gameTime to go buy that
>>559547880havent played in 3 years :) i will never play league ever again :)
>>559547606>>559547723>>559547748>>559547880idk niggers maybe I'll be back to normal tomorrow but those games didn't really have the spark and weren't fun at all it's been like this for a while now too
>>559550549The game itself *is* fun most of the time, but the environment isn't. The community is more toxic than others and I often feel forced to play meta shit just to not get flamed at champion select (even if most people don't actually care)Idk it's hard to explain, I was hoping shyv's rework would fire me up (heh) again but it's looking grim, especially the more I read into previous decisions made by riot(ers)
>>559523081basedfuck the fishlover
>>559550793>it's been like this for a while now tooany theories on who is responsible for that?
>>559550713Wait, you didn't know? nta but yeah, it's out as of today.I bought it for my girlfriend, to preempt her buying it for me. Since she's on a trip and her steam bugged out a little, I just have to wait 'til Sunday.
>>559550731Sex with Shyvana.
>>559550549I don't play for fun
>>559550929I mean I couldn't care less about what the thread was saying it's mostly just being burnt out maybe. Been playing league everyday for like 2-3 months now (neetlyfe) so I think it's just being burnt out in general. I usually switch between other games (Path of Exile and Monster Hunter) to play but atm nothing else is even remotely fun so I just stick with league, also it's the fomo of not finishing the pass and minigames and missing out on skins etc.
>FOUR ENEMIES ganking me all game>other lanes still losehow are you losing to an empty lane?!?
>>559550731>The horrible, horrible realization that Shyvana can only sleep in one posture and you won't be able to cuddle her in it.
oy vey, it only took 1 game to make me not want to play againthank you ahri, you saved me
>>559551732I keep thinking about this when someone brings up monster girls. Luckily, you can just sleep on her abs
>>559551732only facing down right?
>>559549884why are you niggers being so melodramatic about a fucking videogame holy shit
>>559551950She's got a tail bro, the posture she can sleep in is belly down, pillow set up to not cover her mouth/nose but still allow her to face down.>>559552015Yep.HOWEVER.I just realized she could just sleep on top of you. Problem solved, just need to build some muscle so she doesn't asphyxiate you.
just join the team with the fun players if you wanna have fun vgs, ez fixand join the sweaty team if you wanna winprotip: the people are th e most fun to play with are ideally both fun and good
hello cuties ^_^
>>559549912How did they pull it off? They don't care about balance, they don't care about the frustration having to lane against Mel creates. Riot only looks at the funny numbers and reads them the way they want.>>559550549The game has many frustrating elements, it's not designed to be fun like your average concept of 'game'; it's entirely designed to be anti-player. Every game being a snowball fest is fun? No, we still have plenty of snowballing and stomps. Just an example.
>>559552115Depends on the structural integrity of her tail, she might be able to sleep on it just fine. Me? My head canon is that she can
>>559552141counter argumentpeople wouldn't come to vgs if they didn't have fun
>>559552141name the fun, the sweaty, and the good players>>559552170hallo neeger
>>559552115maybe she sleeps in dragon form, seems more comfortable
>>559552286Ever notice how every 2-3 weeks a few people are replaced by others? Yeah, they didn't have fun
>>559552364Doubtful, she has a comment now in her rework where she talks about how great it is that she's got her own bed and bedroom now in Demacia and can't wait to get comfortable again. I doubt they build a whole ass dragon-sized bed and bedroom.
>>559552425nope, they just didn't make it in time
>>559552141if only it was that easy, people on here keep saying I rig the games but sometimes it's just better not balancing at all since people will usually just play better if their mood is good and subbing them out isn't the greatest start to a game. People get very emotional in vgs even if they don't show it. If they mess up other people will see it and "maybe" make fun of them in the thread. It's a razors edge of the balancing not being too one team favoured and people just not tilting. Also people on off roles usually play much worse than people with a lower rank and it is impossible to control that very well. Sure there are people that can and will fill and still have fun but there's only like 2-3 people doing that right now.Also people just leaving because they didn't have fun, how do you fix that? they usually won't join again if there was only one game they didn't have fun and I would much rather people messaged me after a game and told me why they didn't have fun and giving it a second chance. It is not difficult to host these games, but it can get frustrating when people behave like children.
>>559552425but thats not true?
>>559539896that was me (little st james.) i was just hyping them up...anyways
they're rigging EUW. i climbed at the same ranks as hontress and then suddenly i got jewed over and over, lost 18/20 games in a row, at the same time hontress fell from plat back to silver just like i did. EUW is rigged.
>>559552741I can tell you why I personally didn't have fun most of the time (which I think I already told you in dms)You can balance both teams depending on (estimated) ranks and that works until one team starts playing for fun and the other to win (but, like, in a tryhard kind of way, not saying the for fun team is trolling). The tryhards tend to win, especially when certain people pick their one trick champ and just rape everyoneBasically, it's like a normal game (effectively unbalanced) but with people you kind of know, which does make it worse imo - you can't complain or otherwise you're the bad guy.I mean just look at the scores, most of the time there's like 2-3 people playing and the rest get astrogapped, I wouldn't have fun if that was me
dont be mean to other lolgs
>>559553225Okay but what the fuck do you mean with playing for fun what does that even mean and tryharding? I can't be the only one that can't control how they play, if I play like shit I play like shit not because im playing for fun and if I play good Im playing good not being im tryharding but because im playing well. I literally have never controlled how I play in any way. If you mean building troll items and shit I mean I guess but what's the point of that??this seems like a silly excuse, sorry
gg wp!"tahm you should recall" - me>doesnt>diescool gg.
all of those games were fun for me idk whats the issue
>>559553424Conventional vs unconventional compsNot going after people that are already behindAnyway, I said my piece, if you don't want to accept my opinion then that's fine, I'll just continue not joining. Will play normals with vgs anytime though
I am once again feeling dread and despair and impotent rage at what they're doing to Shyvana as Riot Yelough keeps replying to everything with "NO IT'S TOTALLY FINE THOUGH, SHUT THE FUCK UP".
>>559549665
>>559553685You too, huh? At least they didn't ruin her design aesthetically.
>>559553685>"No I won't">"Not gonna do that">"Nope">"I love gobbling on cocks and I hate all of you"We really need to get this guy fired holy shit
Stop thinking about rape
>>559553654Again controlling what people pick is not possible, I just don't know what I am supposed to do how would I even tell people what to pick if they don't want to play a specific champion? I can and will accept your opinion but it doesn't mean I have to blindly accept it as fact because it is impossible telling people what to pick or do you have an idea of how you would do that? I never check what I am playing and just pick what I want to play simple as. I wont play yuumi jungle just because that seems fun it sounds like hell.
Why doesn't Riot give us the cool chroma backgrounds like China gets ?
>>559541518Nothing. Mel wins everytime. Just ff and send a message to riot to look at her BUSTED winrate and fix her asap
>>559553685>Keep watching PBE Shyvana videos.>No matter how clickbaity the video is, the actual content is always "...she doesn't feel very strong, maybe once I get another item...?".>She never ends up feeling strong, if the match went absolutely perfect she might end up feeling *adequate* by lategame, that's it, and we're talking fed out the wazoo with a team that's siphoning kills onto her.This is the actual most obvious catastrophic failure of a rework Riot has ever done and I'm genuinely going to be baffled if this is what ends up being the definitive version.It's so ass.
sodont do dragonsdont do nashif youre winning stop winning and throw on purpose and dont push your leaddont play champs you wantdont play champs you love
>>559553956I'm not blaming you for me not having fun, I'm just explaining why I think that isYou can only do so much
>>559554147>>559554219
>>559554147all of that was a joke except "dont pick your mains" which was abadonded after one game anyways
>>559545032>malzaharYou know, I've actually been interested in him recently, is he a viable pick in higher elos? I've always seen him as kind of just a training wheels mid.
>>559553654ign?
>>559554286dont pick your mains is retarded tooand you can ban it btw
I dont know why people bother picking other champions when Mel exists Holy freaking shid there's just no winning against her!
I see niggas be complainin when I get to play adc maybe once sometimes in vgs
>>559554424yea I agree, vgs were most fun when it was just resurrecting and no one started bitching about dumb shit yet
Vg Mundo dodgeball tournament, thoughts?
>>559554781based
>>559554550Are you iron
vgs r so fun when ppl r chatting etc as opposed to being totally locked in
>>559555038there was never a time like this
I wish someone was mean to me...It would be better than what i currently get...Being ignored...Being all alone even if im in a crowd of people...Being the outcast....The random.....The nobody.....
>>559555038so you mean when you are losing and your team is bitching about it?
>>559555280no when ppl r making jokes etc thats what i enjoy about vgs sorry if i wasnt clear
>>559555459crazy how I am being considered sweaty tier when I literally play new champs all the time
>>559555539by being worse than everyone in the afker tier
>>559555459>dodged the listzamn...
>>559555459wtf do the tiers even mean to youelaborate
>>559555459there should only be one person in afk tier, and it should be Das
>>559555459>>559552286no man, how could I possibly be in good tier if I'm drunk throwing games, always offrole, pointing out people who dc/flip out randomly, and I havent been in the past 10+ vgs because they really weren't fun for me
>dude balance doesnt matter who cares it isnt rankedOkay if it doesnt matter we will put you against challenger 5 stacks in comms with bronze teammates every time you try to play anything except rankedEnjoy getting it up your ass with no lube until it bleeds like a russian conscript
Just got home, gonna crack open a cold one and play some norms (euw) if anyone wants to join. If not, I'll just boot up RimworldZyrality#goona
>>559555935stupid slippery slope argument todays games were all rather close
>>559555827enjoyable to play with (can be friendliness, humor, cooperativeness, etc) but not necessarily skillfulvice-versa, plays the game competitively and tries to win, but can be unfriendly/play v cancerous uninteractive champions/playstyles, such as picking on noobs or first timersgood: usually a combination of both, ideal goldilocks territoryafker: self-explanatory, has been known to afk or soft-afk, staying in the game but not participating or standing in fountainhuntress: huntress
kekd
>>559535948duuuuuuuude what is wrong with playing my main role and champ against a player first-timing and hard sweating to make the game unfun for everyone elsei'm trans btw!
My cat is ganking me (sitting on my lap) more often than my junglers wtf
>>559556490be my gf
Thoughts on Swiftplay and why it's the only fun gamemode?>ARAMPlayed by homos and women>Draft normalsPlayed by normalfags scared of ranked>RankedPlayed by the pisslows here>SwiftplayFun with the bros, any role you want, any champion, no need to meta sweat,
>>559541518stay far enough back for her to have to actually aim q this range will also let you dodge e root 100/100 timesyou should only get hit by e in lane if sup and jungle is there to chain cc
...time to play the waiting game and pray it doesn't get dodged if I roll jungle. PBE. Wanna see if there's just...any fucking chance she's halfway decent.
>>559556801She's dead, Jim. I'm sorry.
>>559556875I know...I know. But I have to try. Just to see. Anywhere other than a fucking aram/mayhem, or practice tool, or custom game.Please, god...
BEGGING for the league wiki mods to write "Shyvana (2026) is the first champion to be released without a passive" in her trivia
>>559549903They've literally said the exact opposite thing for this season nigger
MY MID LANER DIDNT CALL ME SPECIAL IN MY RANKED GAME THAT I SOLO LOST :[[[[[JUNGLE IS HARDttvdumbtwitchdigger
>>559557073Nu-Shyvana hasn't been released yetHer new passive is also better than her old one
nvm i got banned because i told the swain to eat nigger cum after he kept standing up for voli
>>559557364based
>>559557249If your games are 40+ minutes and the enemy jungler doesn't invade and the enemy team lets you farm waves and...Nah, both passives kind of suck. The new one has much more potential, but the recent nerf killed it
>>559555459i've literally played my main exactly once in vgs and i'm always down to swap my main role it's just nobody wants it and i always get cancercamped by jungle whenever i have a slightly favorable matchup and then you cry i am sweaty lol so fucking funny
>>559557364based swain nuking bullies
>>559556801>got mid>Teammate got fp shyv>lobby gets dodgedI'm gonna be here a while, aren't I.
>>559557476many such cases
>>559555926to fuck with huntress
>>559555459>LunarMemorydid lunarmemory just pick aphelios and hitlerstomp his opponent again? hooooooly fuark what a fun non-sweaty player great player but dont come here and tell me he is fun to face
>>559554876challonge.comI know some of the fg threads use this for their tourneys, though I've never been in one or used itOrganizing it might be a pain though
>>559556082I was vagueposting about something else sis
bought my first car today and hit d4 for the first time playing adc
If you type n ++ ggr the system doesnt care
had my first suicide ideation today and hit b4 for the first time playing adc
>>559558175congrats on your 18th birthday anon
>>559558373i'm 24, my parents just never bought me a car or took me driving
>>559557793he has a 40% win rate in soloq
>>559558746he is held back by his teams
>>559558814i stomped him playing support the one time i played into him on vgs
>>559557972fine.
>>559559206which league of legends champ is this supposed to be?
>>559558175Good job buddy, now sell the car and become a lolg streamer you'll save lots of money!
I wish i could be Gweb so i could STAB YOU IN THE HEAD WITH MY SCISSORS DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL AFTER EVERYTHING YOU PUT ME THROUGH FUCK YOUUUUU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEUwU
it fucked up my image im so sad>>559559253alistar and zyra
>vgswhy do you call it thissounds fat as fuck
>>559559206nice blog swainfag
>>559559253Kled
>>559559381UwUdon't stab me babi i still love u mwah
>>559559357i only play games as a hobby nowadays and when i tried streaming (payday 2) i only peaked at ~100 viewers and made almost no money
i wish I could be Gweb's panties so you'd put me on and i'd absorb your sweat
>>559559828Disastrous day for literate people
i love(d) you
>>559559825100 viewers concurrent is pretty good dude
why don't you love me anymore... don't you wanna play league of legos together...i'll be your tyrndameer you be by ashe i'll wash your feet and be your prince charming with a big right arm./..
>>559559991i don't know, i'd rather just have a job that pays more then do whatever i want with my free time than make less than half of minimum wage a month streaming games staying at home all day
any good love story movies or books? all this dramatic vagueposting is putting me in the mood for one
>>559560486Only Lovers Left AliveIt's a cute vampire love story about a depressed chicago musician and his european lover
>>559560486https://letterboxd.com/film/carol-2015/
>>559560639>>559560663thanks bros
>>559560663>love story>about a homewrecker
I love Lissandra!
>>559560486It Could Happen to YouVery cute movie. It's not a drama or anything, it's just a cute, innocent, love story starring Nicolas Cage. Type of movie it would never be done today, it's too pure
unblock me. NOW. OR ELSE.
I don't understand, is there some little faggot deleting his own posts or is someone deleting them for him?
>>559559473don't be rudeshe's looking for a new bf
Vaugeposting is out directposting is inI love Briar
Shyvana (design) love!
>>559560978why
>>559561259nah, id block
>>559561615I understand Jarvan now
>>559561615>Oh thank fuck, she's still hot.>Oh fuck no, they're also gutting her.Basically my entire reaction to this rework.
>>559561617Why not?
>>559561761I've always understood himNow, just even more so.>>559561795Same.
>>559561749u hate me?
I'm in love with a schizophrenic vague posting lolg'r, but they don't even care about me...
>>559561761>>559561848I don't.Apparently she's got her own bedroom so they don't sleep together, her new lines still don't indicate any actual romantic feelings, and in Mageseeker he still didn't move past "you're my bestest friend Shyvana :)".Motherfucker is either dragging his feet beyond any reason or he's not interested.
lolgigger
>>559562068who??
>>559562131Gotta keep up Royal appearances, not to mention the fortune it must cost to keep the healers who keep restoring his pulverized pelvis quiet
>>559562197the cute shy one
>>559561929yes
>>559562318does she have a name
>>559562412what did i do
>>559562430idk, i just call her princess
Does the Shyvana copypasta still apply?
>>559562131Yeah because she's my gf
>>559562584Looking at her, it probably applies more than ever.
i think im boypreg bros
no more fake dragoniggers ITTpost your shyvana mastery right now
>>559562806that's what you get for holding hands slut
>>559562843I know a 9 is not that impressive, but she's legit my third most played.
>>559562806>>559562873>holding hands without protection (gloves)does lolg really?
>>559562843Apparently I played her once
>>559562843I think I played her in ARAM once
>>559563134I think M7 should be the minimum, not to simply complain about a rework, but to frame it as "your favorite champ being ruined"
>>559562843You played her for 6 monthsYou're bragging about that?
Is the new shyvanna already out? Do I need to ban it so my lobotomized teammates dont pick it?
Can Smolder and Shyvana breed?
it's telling that nobody has any shyvana mastery, what a shit champion.I doubt the rework will make it any worse
>>559563232holding hands with gloves is even more lewd desu...
>>559563491if i played her for 6 months i'd have a much higher mastery not bragging,just saying that shyvniggers(much like viktorniggers) should have a minimal amount of mastery before they even comment on anything
>>559563574>shota abuse
bad boy but for mommy im obedient
>>559563570Can you shut the heaven up? Let people enjoy things. There is no difference because she is not even hard to play. Either ban wherever is actually countering you or live a life as a ban cuck you. You are little cute ban cuck. Am I clear?
>>559563574Shes smolders mom
>like sentinel graves as a whole>but his weapon feels too futuristic for this game and his themesigh....
just got 3 legendary skins in a row from crafting lfg
>>559562843Haven't been playing the game for long and I rarely play jungle. I was hoping the rework would make her more viable since her current playstyle is a bit limited, but alas
>>559562843never bothered to play with her, will wait until the rework to start using her
Whos under Sona's dress?
>>559562843I've posted my M5 in response to this shit like 4 times now
>>559564413>too low to suck tits>too high to be sucking a clit>its futafuck you nigger faggot
>>559564413>ai slop
>got every dragon as it spawned>had kp against every enemy champ by 10 minutes>killed 5 towers from full hp alone>op.gg says our adc was actually the mvp because they only died 5 times instead of the usual 20
>>559564651check fiff.gg it's better for coping about how good you were at the game
>>559564528futa on male is the purest form of love
>>559564838I dont like dicks, they are yucky
>when the 0/4 top laner starts getting a little too mouthy so you hit him with that weakside stare
>>559564947Ok, homo.
>>559562843wow really i am the only real shiv player here
>>559562843cant wait for the rework :)
>>559564651OPGG score is entirely based off of KDA and KP, you should take it with a grain of salt.
>>559565105kek
>>559565105I kneel
Has anyone tried the ai ban appeal bot in riot support? Is it faster than hand made suspension apology?
>>559563781n-no it doesn't. quit trying to get anons boypreg
>>559565641it does if you're french kissing with gloves on...
what is the reason for the incredibly cute thread cleaners to ban me for 3 days just because I tried to emotionally support the adorable touch starved child bearing fluffy lamb (kindred for those who don't know) publisher?
>>559565987For some reason the jannies think that person is above reproach and is allowed to be an avatar blogpost but if you post anything negative or positive towards them you get banned. It's a honeypot desu, by interacting you get banned
I love ai slop
>>559566358>00:02uhmm what happens??
>>559566358*sharts*
vgs were fun when majin made them and everyone kind of knew the culture that he enforced and everytime there is a prolonged break between games people forget and they become sweaty tryhard and shitty This is unarguably the truth. The era of "fearjectives" and shit picking was the best inhouse games we have ever had
>>559566680time to move on gramps
I think vgs should be everyone trying their best and the better players give tips to the worse players and when you demonize objectives you're teaching bad habits on the rift
fags that take barrier in aram need to be shot
I take exhaust in aram and play my main in vgs
WAITING ON THE WOOORLD TO CHANGE...sigh. I should probably just give up on it for the night and go watch some older gameshows or something. But I wanna try just once.
>>559562806i hope in the future they make a potion or a pill or something that allows humans to get pregnant anally. itd just be so nice to not have to worry about cumming anymore and be able to just ignore your genitals while also still making babies.
who tf is majin
>>559567112yuuuuppp!
I never noticed Nidalee in the splash art beforeLee Sin is a canon sex-haver
i had a big fucking kebab today and i didn't think much of it but now my ass burns. i main corki
>>559567112You are smart Anon. But I would cum myself really fast in the load screen so I could focus up and win ez pz
>>559567145Cult leader of the NA cliqueIf he says jump they ask how high
I had a fried egg on avocado toast and my ass is feeling fine. I main Taliyah
I made broccoli and cheese soup. I'm all clean and healthy! I main sona! ^3^
>>559567145500 arena rating on tbc n a beer belly
>>559567187Lee sin gets to fuck that?
>>559567112i respect men who want to shove things up their ass cause it feels good (to them) but ive tried it multiple times and never felt anythingi guess im just not meant to take it in the assanyway what do you guys think of karthus jg
>>559567187me and xilxe
>>559567187i miss when lee was good and i was blasting master chuds with the muay thai skin
>>559567112I am not putting anything up my ass but you are all free to on yourselves
>>559566408>https://voca.ro/11T6WVsJvHnnShe applauds you for your outstanding jungle performance and pours you a celebratory drink
>>559567493I have cum from just stuff in my ass multiple times, but it's pretty gay so I don't like doing that and don't own any toys so that I'm not tempted.Anyway karthus jungle is weak right now because ideally you are like an invader who farms really quick and steals the enemy jungle, but this season minions spawn so early getting the early invade off is too high risk making it so you can never get ahead
>>559567493It's not always a physical thing. Like me and my sister will go get fucked in the ass together and honestly neither of us get off to the physical act of penetration. We really just like getting used as a hole for someone else's pleasure.
when i shoot the moon high jump the broom
>>559564041no eff you
Why is briar allowed to have a 53% win rate and take 0 skill to play?
>>559567887>me and my sisternigga????/
>>559567936Because her ban rate is not high enough, duhMaybe in 3 years
>each team has 3 platinum players and 2 silver players>45 minute long int fest full with throws and counter throws>decided by a single auto attack timing Can't even have one relaxing ranked game anymore in current season
champs for a white boy that can hang?
>>559567887My sister and I*, first of allSecondly, we get it, Andrew
>>559567145Daddy
>>559567998oh its ok we dont touch penetrate each other! we just lay together while other people do all the work :)
pull up on me
>>559568621Probably sylas, yone, Mundo, trundle
>>559555459>play off role>first time champs>still get put in sweaty tier:(
>>559568751You're fucking nasty dude. >>559568991Punishment for being too good at the game.Poor Dennis tries his best and gets put into retard tier
having candy for dinner but u guys dont believe anything i say anyways
>>559569059>tries his besthe is retarded but there are times he is definitely throwing on purpose rather than throwing because he's retarded
I do wonder how many of these posts are made by actual girls (trannies) and how many by just complete homos
i easily believe that a league player frequenting a 4chan thread is a fat disgusting chud who eats candy as a meal
>>559569268-_______-
>>559567998>he doesn't go on fucking expeditions with his sisterdo you even really love her?
I never noticed it before but Lucian is kinda thicc lowkey
>8 kill jungler ignoring every objective and only ganks on 10 hp kills>support blames me for loss while i 1v3 mid against enemy jungle and support because i was pinging my jungle and support every time it happened
>>559568538Teamwork >>>> single yorick chudThats how this game is, sorry not sorryNigger
>>559568538if it makes you feel any better everyone in this game should kill themselves
>>559569268stop calling me out lmaoooall i ate today is candy and cake and monster energy i dont think i ate a single normal meal
>>559569225How do you know it's on purpose and not because he's completely mental in the head
>>559569720when you learn his playstyle you'll see a difference between shit plays and malicious plays it's hard to explain without seeing it
>>559568448noNo.NO.
>>559569716girl u r like 99% sugar
>>559569204Gosh you are so cute
https://soundcloud.com/spaceghostarchive/what-happen-to-all-da-pretty-girls-im-tired-of-ugly-bitches
>>559570123She will post eventually. Just keep coming to every thread so you don't miss it
>>559570123archive?
>>559567936Reduced health costs to her abilities was a pretty huge buff (unironically)
>>559569829Can you stop slandering me? I have never trolled in My life. Remember my word. I will reach silver 2 and return. Then I want to have a word with you
>>559570385Every part of your post screams female.
>>559570123>slut>wanna be slut>super slut>super duper slut>town bike status >gross
>>559567936same reason why jinx is meta every season and viego can have one of the most overloaded kits in the gamethey are all august champs
>>559570123women
>>559571086yawn us eulolgs already been at it for a while
>>559571220Sorry us NA players are such prudes you slut
>>559567936BRIAR OTPS DON'T HAVE A BRAIN OR HANDS SO U SHOULD BE FINE
>>559561617
If none of them look like Shyvana or a Yordle, I don't care.
>>559571460my eyes
>>559571460>up 2x cs>up multiple components>lvl 6 advantage>almost dies to this disgusting champHe played like a retard but this should tell riot something
YEAAAHAHHHHH IM ON TOP OF THE WORLDASCEND ASCEND ASCEND
>>559572318Licks your diamond
>>559572703dont do that
>>559572125I WAS GETTING HIT BY A BLUE BUFF AND CHOSE NOT TO MAKE MY FIRST Q2 HIT HER SO I CAN GET THE BURST NEEDED FOR STEALING HER BLUE. IF I ONLY WANTED TO KILL HER, I WOULDN'T BE LOW HP AT ALL ACTUALLY
>>559572703Why are all kayn players biofems?
>>559572587BLAAAAAGHHHH:3 :3 :3 :3
>>559572318Welcome back from the pubOr from climbing, don't know whichBoth?
>>559572979AGM into pub into club into home
>>559573068Welcome home, then. :>
>>559573348True. Only with the tail and earfins, though. And a red wig...
>>559572703how do i get added to the photo wall
>have to win 1 game for the quest>play aram mayhem>7 games later still haven't won even 1>6/7 games were 8min FFs with 5 votesi've never in my life seen a videogame where the game consistently drafts matches where you just NEED to get out as soon as possible because the game is so badthe game is so fucking horrid, and not just skill level wise but the augments aswell that you have no choice but to either ff or alt f4 outoh and lets not mention that 5 of these games were into master+ 4-5stacks with my little unranked arena random teammates that have never touched ranked in their lives and probably average bronze-silver level
pssst...fuck, kill, marry your top 3 mastery champs
>>559573638Marry Veigar, Fuck Kayn, Kill Malzahar
i bet dumbs is a repressed tranny thats why he likes lillia so much
league of legends?
>>559573638Kill HweiFuck SeraphineMarry Briar
>>559573152:3>>559573348>>559573418steady now>>5595734413:
Marry SonaFuck luxKill Morgana
>>559573638fuck seraphinekill ornnmarry ashe
>>559573832There's certainly something I'll keep steady...
>>559573960>>559573797
>>559573960uh what's ornn doing in your top 3 sis
>>559574056Sera is just not wife material she's a free use slut. That's the fate of all idols
pink condom doesnt like anons hatefucking them
It's not a hate fuck, it's a love fuck, it's just not worth giving it a ring she's gonna cheat and leave you anyway so why bother losing half your shit
Now sona, that's a woman who takes until death seriously she isn't some floozy like Sera, she's a real woman with character.
>>559574404Sera has mental issues, so pass. Sona is just an autistic mute.
>>559574404because she doesn't talk
>>559570605What the heaven are you try to say you
There's nothing wrong with not having a brain
I stand with pink condomno matter how weird that sounds
>>559574450>>559574447Old heads don't know that sona talks, but only to her summoner
>>559574019whuh???what does that mean im too tired to think rn
>>559574880Don't worry your pretty little head about it. Go to bed, instead.
>>559567048>blinded the blind guy
>>559575098I want to caress Lee Sin's muscles in a sneak attack. He won't see me coming. I hope he likes it.
Pretty sure I've had a pill and/or food stuck somewhere in my esophagus since Monday but I'm delaying going to the doctor because it hasn't killed me yet.There's LP to lose
thanks for always inviting me to games and shit when you see me on, lolg
Champs that would fall in love with a anime cardboard cutout?
this poro actually plays games, unlike most of /lolg/
>>559576603Viego
>>559575649I enjoy playing with lolgs, havent hosted a mayram/normal lobby in a little whileMaybe tomorrow
>>559576603liderally me frfr
>>559576637This is a cute ward but 50 mythic essence is too expensive for it
>>559576603
>>559576603that's a really big net
how can you tell if sona enjoys sex if she doesnt talk
>>559578114Sona doesn't talk just isn't true.She says shit all the time like "my music is my voice" like bitch you're talking
>>559578114she queefs in morse code that it feels good
>>559578325She doesnt say that she thinks it and youre in her head reading her mind.
>>559559447vsvgvgs
:3
>>559563909the greasiest acne ridden balding virgin you can imagine wrote this thinking he was being cutevaginas are drier than the sahara around you
>>559567887duos for this feel?
any lowbobs wanna duo
disgusting retard adfags first timing ziggs in my games because of muh >too much adlike ur literally the son of a nigger and a rape victim
why don't you ever fist bump me >:(
>>559580020I try my best but sometimes I react too slow
This could be us every game...
>>559576995lolg 5stacks are comfy as hell
muted
>>559580020new patch next month where anyone who leaves my fistbump hanging gets personally shot in the face by me
>>559579106
>>559580573
>>559541518>Pick Twisted Fate>Rush Catalyst, then Rod of Ages and Merc Treads>Only use Red cards on her in lane, and only Blue or Yellow when you know her W is down>Constantly play to one side of the wave so you make her choose to hit you or the wave>harrass her with wild cards, and bait out her w so you can use another card like blue to do more damage to herI rarely lose to a "good" Mel as Twisted Fate. The best tip is playing to either side, and forcing her to either choose to harrass you or take the wave. Her cooldowns are much higher at lower level, so if she chooses to try to hit you, you can just q the wave, and harass the fuck out of her. If you space really well, and she keeps trying to hit you, she'll run out of mana quickly and you can fuck her up easily.
>>559573638Uhm...Fuck kassadinMarry sionKill garen
>>559573638I'm not gay but I suppose I have to.Fuck Gangplank, Marry Twisted Fate, Kill Tryndamere
>tfw you and your adc flame each other all game and then you win anywaythank you enemy team you really fucked that one up
>>559569268I had 4 pancakes today, a mandarin and instant noodles. I am soooo healthy!!!! (not)League of Legends, nerf Brand
>>559579419Region?
>>559573638Fuck AsheKill MalzaharMarry Zoe
>>559581848naprobably like silver-plat mmr
>>559581956Username and hashtag. Hand it over. If we can't play I guess I can wait until I reach it cus I don't usually play there
We need more tentacle champs desu.
>>559573638Kill Garen (I don't even play him that much anymore)Fuck Rammus (Oh no)Marry Shyvana (duh)
>>559582406Why would you fuck rammus and not garen are you mental?
Fuck DravenKill twitchMarry Darius
>>559582578Because it'd mean killing Rammus and I'd NEVER do that.I'll just bear with it and hope whatever's left of me afterwards is enough to still satisfy Shyvana.
>>559573638I dont wanna kill any of my top 3 :[
>>559582748same
TRYING >>559582216based thought process
How the /lolg/ leaderboard rating works:>Each game you get a score from 1-10 based on:- KDA (25% weight, 35% if support)- CS/min (20% weight, 5% if support)- Gold/min (15% weight, 20% if support)- Objectives (10%)>Supports get lower benchmarks too:- CS benchmark: 2.0/min (vs 8.0 for laners)- Gold benchmark: 300/min (vs 450 for laners)>Win = score x1.15>Loss = score x0.90>Your rating is an EMA (exponential moving average) of your last 20 games>Most recent game counts the most, older games decay at 15% blend rate>This means one bad recent game tanks your rating hard>Min 10 games to qualifyStill a WIP, There will be a better leaderboard going forward but I hope this gives you something to talk about!My promise to give the #1 20€ RP gift card still stands maybe at the half way point of the year or maybe EOY, not sure yet.
Got Crystal Rose from a pull didnt have to use any Medalions on her.Epic.
I hope I don't get balled hard.
>>559583191This looks dumb.
Why do people buy skins for champs they suck at? I saw a Prestige Porcelain A Sol in Diamond today. He was fucking horrific. Went like 0/6 in lane vs Diana and did nothing after. Of course, we lost.
>>559583361Congrats sis you're adorable
Streets are saying it was the worst blitzcrank performance ever
>>559583575People don't play champs they're good at they play champs they have expensive skins for its part of riot's way to force 50% win rate
>>559583191so whens the games
>>559584278False. The champion I have with the most expensive skin on it I rarely ever play (because she is boring as shit).
oh wait thats euw who gives a shit
>>559583575Because they're insecure about being poor so they buy expensive skins to try to prove they're rich to random strangers onlineSame thing as majority of people buying designer clothes but virtual edition
>>559585090why is she built like a man? it's a tranny isn't it?also, league of legends, delete Ambessa and Mel
fishe
>>559583191thank you based claude
>>559583191a new era of tryhard vgs is upon uswill you actually maintain it? sorry ive learned to be cynical about lolg projects
>>559583191what is this site
I only log on league at certain times of day to make it seem like I am a normal person so I can pretend to be normal
>>559583191rip to the niggas that are below denGOD
>>559583191>78% winrate tehron scoring lower than a sweaty lowbob with a 56% winrate and worse kdagreat stats
I also think we need a bird man like Olcadan from Soul Calibur. Since birds are very cool.
I love you
>>559586990ayo leave blud alone, he chill
>>559583191losers with bought/boosted accounts tryharding vgs for attention spotted!
>>559587160he is a "chill pedophile that doesnt touch kids because he knows its bad but still wants to do it deep down" at best
>>559587274ok that came out of nowehere
>>559583407>>559587012>not plying brawl with azakana
I have the biggest dick itt
so i used to have a PBE account years ago (probably like 8 years ago), and i recently signed up for a new one. wait, so like you have to grind to get champions and skins now? iirc, they just gave you blue essence (ip back then), and rp to get skins for free. wtf is this bullshit
what the fuck did they do to PBE?
>>559587896Are you on now? I took a break to play Vampire Survivors.
>>559588620Only one way to find out.
