Previous: >>559521746>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
this one
>>559543087- it is not
umagooners status??
>>559543247dick hard
Please my club Mambo will kick me how do I make sweepy work I don't know how to code
>>559543247torena-san have to see this 24/7
Pull for her.
>Post uma>Schizo doesn't like it, calling her "JP only uma go back now">Said uma has a series of big well made anime episodes>Said series has OFFICIAL ENGLISH SUBTITLES if not even cringe ass dubs>This makes said series GLOBAL Content, all the more so as it was a thing BEFORE the game even came out globally.
>>559543186AI sucks at making tails
>>559543361I'll wait for her alt. I'm very low on carats this month, and I didn't even pull for Finemo banner
>>559543361Hmmmmm..... Nyo.
>>559543293Install GitInstall PythonMake a folderRight ClickOpen your TerminalStart copying and pasting
is jungle pocket now a global or jp uma
>>559543361>Masterful Gambit Goldno brother i got better shit to do
I did, even tho I shouldn't. I am well aware of awful her kit is. But it's fine, Opera and Doto will make her company in the lobby until wife is released >>559543361
>JPFags: Stay on topic, post things related to the franchise or even talk about the game directly>A literal fucking who: Screeches constantly about said JPFags because he lost some divegrass authority gay fag shit or whatever, never posts anything game related either, only screams at peopleYou can call avatarfags what they are, fags, but at least they post THREAD related content and don't have 24/7 schizophrenic hissy fits.Schrimple as that and if you disagree with this very simple assessment then you're whatever buzzword is hot as of late.
>>559541139 https://poal.me/bvkc0t https://poal.me/bvkc0t https://poal.me/bvkc0t
>>559543361I do not care for the ayabe propagana.
>>559543361>dahby fraudhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo thanks
they are drinking juice
>>559543361I'm sorry... I'm not strong enough for that kit...
>>559543587Would Oguri eat the seeds or spit them?
45 more minutes till Round 1 of CM starts. Are your aces ready?I believe on mine to easily clear Round 1, however might have a hard time during Round 2
>>559543601idk man I personally really dont care how much that one guy likes stego nor do I think is it ever relevant to whats being discussed
>>559543491what do I paste
>>559543454@shironism
i will give urara a super-pooper climax if she wins finals for me
>>559542972hmm.... nice OP, anon! too bad if....
Are you going to queue immediately
mud wrestling Shiibii
>>559543361It was her unlucky fate that she released into Fine Motion run 1 & Kita + Dia trainee. Few are going to pick her up.
>>559543843Yeppers
>>559543795your friend ID and your data link password if it doesn't work take a screenshot and post it here
Wizard Status?http://poal.me/33q76ihttp://poal.me/33q76ihttp://poal.me/33q76i
>>559543843i will be cope training until the last possible second tomorrow afternoon
>>559544016She will accidentally fall on me with her boobs on my face after this
>>559543843Of course. If you can't sweep on day 1 whale hours then you never had a chance.
Maybe Doto could beat Opera O without her huge saggers weighing her down
>>559544030no....
>>559544117i dont believe youshe never goofs up
>>559543637DirtKINO has better races since they can happen at/after sundown. I've also become quite the fan of Banei CHONKY racing, which seems to only work on dirt/sand.
deck for fans run?i want to help dancho
>>559543843always
>>559543361sovlful horsesovful trainer
>>559544117>accidentally
>second ever smaru run>use falco for gw bc fuck it we ball>mile s dirt s>get gw from insp anyways>front savy, firm, standard>ignited pwr>all useless because she’s a WITLET>also no speed capfuck this retard game, im guessing at least shes somewhat usable
>>559544231Kitasan BlackedSuper FreakMachikanefuckingtaruBoring SundayYeppersGyaru 2
>>559544325Where is the recovery skill?
>>559544325a-anon?
>>559543843Yes and then lose immediately cause I made some crappy horses
>>559543637>all rounder
>>559544481what recovery on mile?
Digitan LOVE
>>559544325Anon, your recovery skill...
You should post someone who shares the same voice actor as your favorite umamusume!
>>559544538what?
>>559544231I mean, that hugely depends on your uma, doesn't it? We had a discussion about this last night >>559478514
>>559544619Do you know how Maru's unique works?
>>559543840average group b lobby
>>559544619Anon? How is her unique activated?
>>559544206Aside from how unfeasible it is for a small local track to manage turf in the first place, imagine how fast those sledges would rip it up.
>>559544619anon... her unique...
its junior year late december, and looks like theres no good trainingstime to run a race- ack!?
>>559544602she is so uglystop posting
>>559544619based uniqueless oshigamer
>>559544778stop projecting
>>559544619Anon you need a recovery to proc her innate skill....
Give me a (You) when the gates open.
>>559544707>>559544716>>559544861why would i care?s mile and s dirty baybaystay jelly
>>559544658>>559544707>>559544716>>559544741>>559544809>>559544861FUCK
>>559544619average metanigger
>>559544917anon... Now you have to redo her...
>>559544906Can you tell me when you're going to queue, so that I can, uh, be jelly in the actual lobby?
>>559544906Anon was crying irl while making this post.
>>559543843I typically wait four to five hours. Let the oinkers kill each other. Then... I bring a butter knife to a fist fight with my fellow cowardly cats...
>>559544917back to the aoharu mines
>>559544778Don't be sayin' that...
>drink glass of coke soda>start shitting myselfwhy?
>>559544993>>559545000Anons just failed the witcheck
>>559545000i dont know the condition to every umas skill so no didnt but it seems like you are jelly B group contender
>>559544906Ehhhh, his front runner only has TWO S aptitudes? What a loser.
>>559544917Is this your first time using her? I have her but hasn't use her yet although I know about her unique
GUCK YOU at least she is good parent
>>559545123SUCC
>>559545126Sand Falcon. You get her a little wet and she crumbles...
>>559545206Does he know?
>>559545206>Groundwork 3*Good for looping I guess
>>559545126>not even 14kHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAi bet you dont have 2 mlb out of kita/fimo/creeklmao
I lo<3e Super Creek!
>>559545126>sub 800 wit>4 witcheck groundworkngmi
>>559545112caffeine
>anons failing the witcheckBwos... We had a finemo banner to cap your wits...
>>559545275Sometimes I wish I had some wit sparks so I didn't have to run so many of those damn wit cards. I'm sure it sucks but it is something I'd like to expiriment with.
>>559545112>drinking cleaner liquidyeah that happens
>>559545345we all love her and want her to be our mommyget in line
>>559545441running wit cards is always good because you get free energy
>>559545393Did a /v/ thread get deleted or something?
>>559545206Good for fronts but depends on your grandparents if she's usable or not
>>559544917gochisousamadeshita anon
I have mile S and dirt S
>>559545128YES i said its like the second run so i built her like i usually build front aces BUT i forgot she’s one of the few with a skill conditional unique
does affinity affect how many red sparks you get? i have one circle and i haven't gotten a single mile or dirt spark in days, maybe even a whole week
>>559545128Explain her unique. I dont have her.
>>559545671
>>559545671yes...why wouldn't it...
>>559545630It'll finish. 3 turns in a row. It'll happen.
>>559545682she has sex with a dolphin
>>559545630nevermind, she delivered
>>559545126>no greens
>>559545671Teio poster…
>>559545682Increase velocity enthusiastically when positioned toward the front in the second half of the race after recovering endurance with a skill.
falling for bait is a witcheck?
ok i fucked up.. should i do this then
>>559545638Yeah conditional uniques are harsh especially on careerWait, I just realized you cleared her career without a unique.
>>559545829natie is always clutch
>>559545863ANY recov skill? it just needs to activate?
>>559543508jungle pocket is pregnant with my baby
>>559544674
>draw first unity roundfuck do i just glue and restart or cope
>>559545917Maruzensky can clear a 1M run without an unique and topless. She's that strong against NPCs.
>>559545832Green is the color of turf. CM is a dirt race. Why would I want green (turf) skills for a race on dirt? Checkmate bakashin!
>>559543508global, movies were officially releasd globally thoughnevereverbeateit
>20 more minutes Guess I'll get some food before then
>>559545747>>559545767>>559545861then how come i don't get any even if i have double circle affinity?
>>559546073I usually go thru a draw but often low rolls
pick my cm10 team
>>559545980>recovering endurance with a skillI don't even think it needs to be a blue skill. I think just any skill that recovers stamina will work. NOTE I don't have S.Maru so don't take my word as fact. Try for yourself.
YOU'RE NOT IN MY DECK
thoughts?
Taishin stronk!
>>559546073draw is same as loss in terms of facilities crippling
i just got a fucking invoice from fedex demanding a tariff for my fuku plushie that arrived.holy fucking shit im pissed
HOW the FUCK do I survive class 6? since WHEN is this not enough
>>559545671only thing that you can influence is the ones rolled (A Aptitudes)
>>559545878Yes ignore every post to be the cool-headed, mysterious smartoid
>>559546341pls andats need war funds
>>559546073Wait for the first inspo then choke her to death
I like Gold City.
>>559546215well if one parent has all your pink sparks and the other one has most of the affinity that doesn't helpor you're just unlucky
>>559546384we have half TP just make a bunch of umas with as many gold skills as possible
>>559546384mant + everyone having finemo mlb now means min for class 6 will prob be 1m+
>>559546267MARKED
>>559546384Class 6 is the realm of S class Uma's now anon, if your team is not at least A5 ranked with appropriate skills you're not surviving.
>>559546341but but I was told the other countries paid it
shakur love
>>559546384STOP THE COUNT AIYEEEEEEEE
Knight propaganda in my /uma/ thread!?
The agonizing wait for Air Shakur to become playable in a few months. I have to stay strong...
>>559546427Same but training her for this cm was an awful experience
>>559546597Where did she put the burger?
>>559545980Yeah but you want it mid race or near late race so that you can build a lead and fight for angling. Late race and beyond is bad
>last week of Unity TTFirst thing to do in MANT is to comfily make new TT umas while learning about it
>>559546516NTA but you can get 650k~ with an A2-A3 team filled with A+, that was my case before I updated my team to A5 like a month ago so I could be comfy until MANT.
Nobody likes Air Shakur you guys aren't being funny with this "meme."
>>559545980>>559546682this is why she has built in triple 7s
>>559545397>>559545618doggo
>>559546620No knights here. Only dogs.
>>559546554>5%ngmi
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
how cooked am I with Dirt C? (I don't have any other Dirt As to run...)
>>559546537Ir*n will pay for it and my carat fees in two more weeks, trust the plan
>>559545126Shes gonna TEAR up the track once every 4 races
>>559546341pay up goyim
>>559546862Very. B is minimum requirement. and A mile.
>>559546813Dogs in my horse thread!?
>>559546862>with Dirt Choly shit bwo. what the fuck have you been doing the past 3 weeksdirt c will mean you'll have 20% less power. have fun with that
What is "yeppers" in japanese
>>559546650That still makes you mentally stronger than most of us. Be proud of yourself, anon.
Reminder that we have races todaythe first race of the day starts in around 3 hoursI am taking a nap so that I can be ready for the graded races. There will be no more reminders from me until I wake up
>>559546656Girls put everything in the butt pocket
>>559546962Yukino Bijin
>>559546956Working...
>>559546026sex with germans>>559546758 >>559546990sex with gyaru
>>559546962イェパーズ
>>559546831i did it the last 2 weeks tho you money wasting dog
>>559544186True. She will do it on purpose.
>>559546634Glowie anon you better ensure Ebayan doesn't get nuked.
That spot in Mambo promised to (You) 3000 years ago? Yeah it could be yours now! We have two open spots! Just follow our simple rules! OR ELSE!
I hate Eishin Flash.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>559546939More likely than you'd think.
Why does she literally NEVER FINISH HER FUCKING EVENT CHAIN
POST YOUR WAR FACE
>>559546962she says dasukeyo~
>>559547191HAHAAHAHAHAHHApiss offbrick is raping your jewish anus
>>559546760dont shay that...
>>559547296Obsessed shit stirrer
>>559547191Can you please send me an invite I can do about 2m a day 566422332866
>>559547191shan't be joining a club where the danchou flatlines >>559547296the uma&co falseflagger returns
>>559547263if you put this into google translate it says yeppers
>>559547296WTF rude...
>>559546341FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
Theres no more time, so I'm stuck with these two. Which one is better? Im more inclined to take witmaxxed one for a higher chance of being in 2nd place. The bonus accels didn't do much in the cm rooms. But maybe I'm wrong
>>559547396How could you lie to me...
Danchou.... I can't anymore...
5 minutes start warming up your umas
>>559547261
i cant win....i am logging off.fuck this game...
>>559547535You have an entire day and five more borrows if you want
>>559546341Israel's ammo isn't going to pay for itself
>>559547191Noo... But you promised me a spot...
>2MA ヤヤヤ
>>559547263>>559546962It didn't processed it my brain yeppers was knitting but the way Maya holding the thread I thought she was preparing to get tie up by yeppers for kinky shit or something
>>559547595It's broken, Jimmie... Ya either fix it, or ya dump it.
>>559547574just closed the gamei will play marvel rivals instead until the SS S+ and S shitters are out of my way
>>559547610Hmm... Nyo
>>559543776Still the best uma moment to this day
>>559547573That's impressive. I can't break 70 under, and I've been letting TP cap slap me over and over again for the past few days
>>559547690Mayachi is into that anyway
I'm scared bros
>>559547657then redeem it saar
Autis/uma/ has one space. Join us. Good luck with CM.
mejiro ryan is gonna WIN me this cm
>>559547535Right seems way better, but you can do what I always doRun one against another 30 times on a practice room and glue the one who loses more
Time for the rapening
>>559547381I could, but you're in the S-club. Your trying to mess with me.>>559547657But do you wanna take it?
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME TO RECHOOSE MY UMA'S SKILLS (I BOUGHT FUCKING RUSHING GALE)
>>559547421Just two more years...
I'm cooked.
I wanna queueeeeeeeeeee but I know the first 30 minutes are the worst time.
>>559547950just done one round to preview finals
https://youtu.be/1TCX90yALsI?si=MTNTHls0xBzAitx_ another CM, another reminder
>>559547950it's round 1 anon
There are no more free trainers in here, it's all trollolols and familiar faces
>>55954757318 minutes left in your break
>>559547950if you cant win in round 1 you're ngmi
>>559547836C.B. and her parents' illegal marriage...
GO QUEUEFREE WIN
DON'T QUEUE IT'S WHALE HOURS
ITS TIME
heheh HAHAHAHAHAHA KILL ME PLS
IT'S TIME
NO PLEASE NOT MY BUTT
Still not decided to run >oonige, front pasa, taikior>oonige, taiki, end xoguri
Which uma are you giving chocolate to on White Day?
>can't find my last ace>realized I didn't mark her as favoriteOH MY GOD
>>559548082>>559548067
>>559547296at least update it
Gonna wait until the piges used up all their tickets
>>559547925I did too (there wasn't anything better, inheritances and hints were terrible) and surprisingly it always procs on the final spurt for my late surgerIt's not ideal but it's not that bad and I'm not redoing Oguri for that
>>559548198to all my trainees
good start
>>559547296ACTIVATE ZE SWEEPY
Nice meta globalbabs
Silly Falconkeks
Never won before :D
Could be worse
>>559548393/uma/ not beating the allegations
>>559547836She talks without moving her mouth...
nice
It's rape time. As in, getting raped.
If I find out a few months from now this box was empty I'm gonna flip
FIRST BLOOD
THATS WHAT WE DO
Off to a good start
why is the stretch so long?
yatta
she won :D
>>559548536Can't get raped if you never queue at all!
>>559548572forget it jake, it's tokyo
great start
Doing good so far
>>559547934one of the few cute orfv images>>559547803one of the many cute fuji images>>559548063CBs parents are prove why her propaganda works and why I need to marry her as soon as possible
>>559548637Rushed is a buff
>Round 1lmao
>>559548593>giving up before tryingMind and soul: RAPED>queuing even though you VILL losealso RAPED
>>559548736not during spot struggle
>luckshitted into dirt S mile S with 2 greens at the last secondwhat the actual fuck
>>559548363basedi love that dancho is 7th place btw
>Unrestrained proc at exactly end of cornerBeautiful.
Post podiums
got my first ever 5-0 with the soulful squad
>>559548748>VILLAre you a Nazi?
see ya
its that simple
Great start
Every room is Falcon + Maru + DigitanUmazing
>>559548839>soulful
>>559548679>one of the few cute orfv imagesBut that's Fenomeno.
Do you have to run in round 1 to make it to round 2? I still haven't made parents yet
>>559548831
Please make a /v/ thread, I wanna laugh at those shitters
Wait Ardan isn't a dirt right??
>>559548831i just got a podium AND it qualified me for A
>two xoguris
>>559549007same difference to me, im bad with names as well
>>559548985Most of them don't have groundwork or early lead bwo
This hag is still pretty strong
>>559549074don't be like that with your juniors
>>559549076dirt f is an easy dirt a
Vega's character story has a great BGM to it.
>>559548839kys
>>559549029if you don't run you get sent into B, and by stage 2 you need a single win to get B finals (I think) or 3, in A stage 2 you just need 1, what i'm getting at is that you should just run with 1 ace and get A
>>559548861I am more of a Hohenzollern kind of autist, labour types are cringe.
>>559549112No wonder you like Wonder Acute. You're just as old, gramps.
NIGGER
>>559549074Why don't you make one? Oh right you're banned there
tits
I hate Germans. Which uma is for me?
I need to get a Falcon, huh?Never seen such a shitter's horse in my life, you literally just win if you make a bare minimum build.
Where is /v/ when there is no thread?
Total metafag death anons!
She's so pretty...
/uma/ told me she was bad...
Just build 3 Fronts, it's that easy
>Went 8/20 without making any new aces for this CMI'll fucking take it.
>>559549319
>>559549329
>>559549403>loses to suzuka
>>559548831my falco doesn't have groundwork and she's still winning some races probably less in round 2 but im too tired of unity slop to remake her
another podium finish, ryan didnt even pop pump to do it
>>559549301nyo I'm not, I will be if I make a thread tho
>>559549329The queen of dirt
>>559549484has there been a suzuka in a lobby? Haven't seen one yet
Maru is getting kicked in the womb
KILL ALL OGURINIGGERS HOLY SHIT IS THERE ANY CM SHE ISN'T VIABLE OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SICK OF THIS
>>559549279Why yes, how could you tell, my dear gay child?
It's just that shrimple
ez
>Maruzensky (enemy) steals 1st place>immediately farts, -0.15 speed
>>559549428In case my integrity is questioned.
>>559547263i dont think I've heard dasukeyo in my anime manga content I've consumed, this regional dialect is under represented
hmmmmmm i shall queue 18 hours later im making last minute tweaks
>>559549368>el>not meta>two mysterious umas flanking city
>frontsyou didnt win>pacesyou didnt win>latesyou won>endsyou won
>>559549329Let's see how much fun you have trying to get groundwork on Falco
>>559549554*whore of dirty
>>559549484It needs to be a fucking good S+ Suzuka to actually cuck other fronts. I wouldn't be running 3 Fronts otherwise.
>>559549403I see no reason to torture yourself for Bournon double dirt sparkIf you want to do that just goes for Suzuka.
>>559549560it turns out the skill that just makes you win if you're losing by a length is always useful
>>559548957Umazing procs
B group....home
>>559549557I've only seen 1 suzuka so far but she was dirt G
>>559549661>ends>you wonFuck off
>TFW winning with B dirt umas and two aces from multiple CMs agoIt's just that easy
>>559549560haha le hunger pulse goes brrrrrr
oshi gaming!(he lost)
>falconyou didn't win>s maru you didn't win>digitanyou didn't win>oguriyou didn't win>taikiyou didn't win
FUCK YOU OGURI STOP STEALING MY PODIUM
>>559549634>>559549428
I'm getting my balls stomped, queuing later
>>559549407Verboten! VERBOTEN!
>>559549837But you guys told me Smaru was bad now
Lets go girls!
>>559549560uma musume is oguri game
>>559549716I don't have Suzuka. I also tortured myself with a dirt Daiwa, but VBourbon came out better for obvious reasons.
rate day 1 of cm10
How long is Taiki going to be dominate in mile for again?
DIGITAN MY BELOVED I KNEW I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU!
buhis stay winning
>>559549634based fellow mutator
I'm literally just getting podium after podium while occasionally losing to Falco or some end closer that teleported
>>559550024Hopefully forever.
ULALA THATS RUDE
Look at my daughter's smile
sasuga my girls
I have a good feeling about this cm
>>559550008I've been put in the shitter seed lots of A rank umamaybe cygames will finally give me a non rigged finals this time
WTF WHY EVERY RACE IS 5 FRONT RUNNERS AND MAYBE 1 PACE???
>>559550008Not looking good for me
post winrates
>>559550182It's DAY ONE BWO... half the fronts dont even have groundwork
>>559550237We warned you about the front menace bro
digitan daisuki
>>559550159She really do have modestly sized breasts
>>559550008Probably the easiest CM to prep for in a while/10My Taiki is shit and she still got a good winrate.
>>559550024even her meme alt with 30% power growth is still good in mile
+ groundwork + THHi cannot believe i luckshitted this at the last secondi even had to go 2-2-1-1
>>559550008Somehow got to A but very doubtful about the future
will my falco activate groundwork? I didn't manage to get 3 greens this run
>>5595488313 Podiums on first ticket.
>>5595500081/5That 1 was from my shitter elpasta so not good
>>559550395if only you took focus/dodging danger instead of prudent positioning
>>559550008Taiki is a demon/10
>>559550276
2/5You did a good job Shichi... Maybe our next attempt will be better
>>559550395>firm>savvy>TTL with 1k WITYes
>>559550478I didn't get either of those skills...
Ulala delivered. Laisu will get wins next matches for sure
>when you're about to lose, winIf you use Oguri Cap you didn't win
>>559550008see you in b finals/5
My opponent has two debuffers and this Taiki.I'm going to be raped
>>559549863Finally>dirty suzzy cucks and amputates all other fronts>taiki takes the win>xoguri for backup gamblingRinse and repeat
oguri hate
I met him
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I SPENT MY CARATS INSTEAD OF THE TICKETS I BRICKED MY ACCOUNT AAAAAAAA
>>559549560Maachi...
>>559550601She has an anime, you know
>>559550705>>559550705>>559550705>>559550705
>Taikihttps://youtu.be/SHtK9MTf4gE
>>559550637lol never mind
my buono oshi did it again! you cant beat the BIG UMA WITH BIG DREAMS!
I'm ready to be raped
Went 4-3-3-3, my late gambler Oguri won more than my Smart Falcon or my S+ SMaruThink I'll go back into the mines to improve my fronts especially now that I have MLB Finemo to make Wit training way easier
>end closers are going to be good broI was gaslit
>>559550914hehe...
>>559550895lemme see your oguri
someone brought their sprint team and they haven't won a single race...
>First podiumYippee!
What skills does Taiki want to inherit? Mommy and Plancha?
I'll take it
>>559551040yeppers
>>559549557>>559549694She just needs to deny angling to others or kill other better Suzuka and the rest is on Taiki and Oguri
>my Smaru can easily pass Suzuka's with her midrace skillsBased hag
KILL NON AMERICANS
>>559550895weird. i only see falco winning and maybe oguri
time for a nap
Any thoughts?
Good evening
>>559551185none
>>559550895My late oguri only won 1 race it was against my own pasa.
Oguri's just happy to be there
>>559551185Hishiama is awful. Every CM i try to use her and she never win a single race
>>559550914AAAAAAHHHH I'M GETTING GASLIT
>>559550543post deck sister
>>559551080If she isn't built right, other fronts will overtake before A&S activation window. This happened a few times in test rooms. But yeah a good niggerzuka will cuck just as planned
Mummy was a massive gaslight. Shit never triggers when it needs to.
>>559550008pretty good round 1 is always baby mode though
>>559551185i want milkies
>>559551185None!
HOLY BOOBAS
oguri cap is bullshit
>>559551374That's because you can't even reach 4th in late race bwo, or you take it on a fucking front
>>559549780I got a dirt S but won't be queuing until I get home in about 4 hours
>>559551293Your glasses bwo...
>>559549837I used gold city
>>559551431no she's Cap
>5>3>3>4Switched to S Late Digitan on last ticket.I should not have tried that End daring strike meme.
>>559551430I hate this goofy mid animation where both arms are in mid air
if you dont run your oshi every cmyou didnt win
>>559551481Why didn't anyone just run three fronts with mummy, plancha and angling??
>thought Falco would carry me>It's been Smaru every race so far
>3 late surgers>they ALWAYS form up to be 8th, 7th, and 5th at last legwhat the fuck
>>559551185I LOVE ACE!
>>559551632thats why i do and i back it up as well
Just met an /uma/ fren (El and Digitan) and lost
>>559550008-100000000/10
>>559551728How much?
They need to nerf Falco NOW
i lost to a dogshit taiki because the third guy was an A rank jobber so it was only my two fronts
>>559551330Here!i just realized that i deleted the good Shichi with spe/pow instead a shitty one... fuck>>559551397Can i see your Shichi?
My oshis? Oguri Cap, Maruzensky and Taiki Shuttle.
>>559551770enough to make a baby!
Team Scheduled Playdate goes on to Group A Round 2! We're so fucked
STOP BRINGING DEBUFFERS
which one do i use?????
>my Smaru was able to overtake a Pace Taiki while she was in 1stSpeed carry over is insane
what's even the possibility of this bro
I'll redeem myself from failing to make the A finals last CM...
>>559551786your mutated suzuka?
>cycle of cm>day 1 so easy>day 2 so easy>day 3 reeee>day 4 reeee>finals REEEElike clockwork
Every time I think I'm going to win I get jumpscared by Digitan
did you REALLY think you could stop a top Umadol?
Not having Taiki, Digitan and Maru really fucked me up this timeRickey can't come soon enough
>>559552067HARU URARA CUP
first US rank for me
>>559551185harikitte ikou
>>559551095Taikis cup
>>559551632my oshi isn't in global yet running meta to support oshi funds is running my oshi
>>559552090Last CM day 1 and 2 were REEEEE and Day 3 and 4 were so easy for me
>>559551801I'm honestly surprised she's doing so well I just kinda threw her in the team because my only other option was vanilla Haru
why didn't you NIGGERS tell me that digitan is good
>>559552109Not me, but she can. *points at Copano Rickey*
>Triumphant Pulse :D>steals my win>Triumphant Pulse :D>steals my win>Triumphant Pulse :D>steals my win>Triumphant Pulse :D>steals my win>Triumphant Pulse :D>steals my win
>>559552131otsukaresama deshita
>>559550878Happy to see you hung in there Bouno enjoyer
i apologize for bringing taiki to previous CMs bwos, this shit is incredibly unfair and unfun
>get told it's frontslop CM with Suzuka and Falco being UNBEATABLE >every team has Taiki, El, Oguri or Digitan winning lol
>Everyone complaining about Digitan>Mine jobbed 19/20 racesI'm sorry Digitan, I failed you.
>>559551231London Tea…
let the great brickening begin
>>559550914>Ends outside of medium and longNGMI
>>559552246We did, but you didn't listen.
>>559552246>why didn't you NIGGERS tell me that THE dirt late king is goodWe did
>>559549557Always mutate your umas
>>559552271If losing, win
>Shitty only won because she popped her skill>Taiki died>Falco diedUhhh guys.I think I built my umas wrong...
>>559552114>>559552267Rickey!
>>559552229I hope your Shichi wins this CM Shichibro!!!!Which kind of deck you used?
GO PRINCESS GO
>>559552271if a slightly stronger homestretch haste "steals" your win then you never stood a chance in the first place
>>559551185Why do pubes grow on the shaft?
>>559552370kill all frontrunner
>>559550914My end closer NY Haru is destroying niggas
Wishing every person who brought a deboofer a very sincere kill yourself
>>559552469so fuarking PEAK
>>559552549speed or stamina debuffer?
>>559552497Oh, mighty Rickey. Tell us your Feng Shui secrets.
It's safe to queue now.
>>559552507BasedWinning with your oshis is all that matters
>>5595519692nd as late but it's very messy
>>559552508You don't have a soul.>but my osh-You don't have a soul.
FUCK YOU SHART FALCON
>decide to do my daily roll after seeing my oshi winwhat a good day to be a winner
>>559552630Not if you're there with that team, fucker
>>559552505here ya go
Laisu finally got a win. I'm happy they all got a win now. Now for my Digitan to race
>>559551927>>559551728
>>559552370>1st and second favorit>last placesfuck this game
>ace team isnt ready yet>accidentally went over the edge and had to ruin during my goon sesh>marathon sucks>had to spark for 1 copy of finemoits fucking over bros today SUCKS
>dirt S career turns out to be insanely dogshitlove to see it
Ganbatte, Ardanbro...
>>559552715Damn you almost fell for my trap
>>559552709Surely she's good right? Her unique surely isn't awkward to use right? Her recovery skill is also consistent right?
I FUCKING LOST TO THIS SHIT COMING OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE A BULLET DANCHOU I FUCKING QUIT
>>559552786Based
>Furious Feat>On Your Left!>Lead the Charge!>OMG! (ﾟ∀ﾟ) The Final Sprint! Your response?
You can do it /uma/
>>559552946Easily the worst unique in global right now
umamusumethey are born to fuck
>>559552976sameall the cards i rolled for worthlessdogshit game
>>559552976>losing to a yuricuckDamn...
>>559553047No, that's Anime McQueen
>>559553054*born to rape
>>559552360Mine hasnt won a single race so far too, but I only did 2 rooms, will do the others later
I'm free from borrowing her.
Complain about falco taiki all you want, I'm going to complain about downhill mode>20% fixed chance to exit downhill mode>you WILL exit after two checks>some lucky fag will get giga blessed with an almost full downhill mode and RAPE your positioning
>>559547197why?
>>559553047Do they at least buff her? It's shocking how inconsistent it is alongside having some of the worst end skills you could have.Her SS event is a gamble too for some reason.
should I wait a little bit before queuing? Is it safe? Is that one XOguri already done with her runs?
>>559553176kill yourself
>>559553118I thought it was Buono?
>>559552803>s rank oguri and maruzenfuck this game i am done
>>559553223I could never deal with a schedule autist and high-maintainence woman like her.
>>559553240It's Round 1. Everything's mixed in the queue
S Maru is bad now they saidYou'll never see her again after CM4 they said
>>559553054No
2/5/5/4I wonder if I should try out End Digitan tomorrow and she if she does better.
>>559553221That just happened on my last race to from an Smaru with zero midrace skills
>>559551185what is the monthly expenditure on hot pockets that janny's mom spends?
>The one career where I get multiple dirt pink activation is the one where I didn't need them, and on a worse affinity uma
>>559553279Shut the fuck up sovless hag
>>559553240Gonna be honest I have not seen a single xguri win this or last CM meanwhile vanilla Oguri has been a rape machine since launch
>>559553341the curse of the witch
>>559553229no lol
>>559553176wrong general retard
holy shit ayabe actually got a win because of my pasa rushing and dying this might be a world first bros
>>559553279No hags
>>559553261>single Front
>>559553369xoguri truly comes online with MANT, of course the gaslighters never mentioned that
>everyone having fun with CM first day>jpniggers trying their best to derail the threadWhy are they the way they are?
What the FUCK
YOU GUYS SAID FALCO WAS STRONG.SHE'S DOGSHIT.
>>559553176Alive yourself. Correct general, genius.
>>559552795
>>559553396Based
>>559553279>dies to one subdue fronts even after activating restless oh nyo
>How do you lose. Just win t. Oguri Cap probably
>>559553453>having funYou are not playing the game, my neigherUnless you're a whale or something
>>559553245
>>559553396>admire vegaYou didn't win
>>559553463saw that a lot... in open, is that graded? lmao
>>559553453Because we aren't playing the woke version yet.
Went 2/2/2/5.For some reason every time I got 2 wins the game decides to put me against lobbies full of S+ Taikis and S.Marus
>>559553396Impressive
So....a debuffer i guess?
>>559553036>1.38m/s2 accelI don't think I've even seen it that high even on taishin with spurt+nsm
>>559553453>>everyone having fun with CM:D
I'm on race 11/20 and this is shaping up to be the least soulful CM yet.
>>559553558JP BRO HE DIDN'T MEAN IT
>>559553489>he rolled on the fake dirt queen instead of the true dirt queen
>>559553396Reply to the trainer or jockey on X (Formerly Twitter) he's going to feel all special about it
>>559553176Pondering Yanko's spats...
>>559553592It was some guy who brought unmutated umas in graded league
I lose so many races because Taiki is in second on the final corner, then dies to not even podium.
>>559553698SHE SPOOKED ME YOU FAGGOT.
>>559553698But the true dirt queen isn't out yet?
im ready
>>559553709based auto select sacker
>copy a twitter screenshot>paste in le thread >force a jp vs global fuckery>while everyone's busy about their CMI do not care about any of these forced JP and global autism, and I will treat anyone who give attention to it the same as the schizo or the schizo himself samefagging.
I love Rice
Sorry danchud but it's late and I need my beauty sleep
>>559549251>HohenzollernPretty based. Gott mit nns.
>>559553396I fucking kneel
>>559550637oh fuck someone else had the same ideathey're the only pace and only 3 front runners so she can't be pushed out of shooting AHHHHHHHHH
>>559553761AIEEEEE RICE SHOWER NOOO
>teioFAT FUCK>cringe postadds up>>559553501>>559553690only good replies
DIGITAN I KNOW YOU WANT TO KEEP STARING AT YOUR OSHI'S ASS BUT I NEED YOU TO GET IN FRONT OF HER AND FUCKING WIN
>>559550637>>559553864and i lost...
WATASHI WIENER DES
>>559553279works on my machine
where the fuck are the other front runnersi feel like i'm on the losing end of the prisoner's dilemma every single racethese taikis would be jobbing all the time if everybody was using these identical soulless team comps
btw the taiki was done in 3 tries, meanwhile the falco took 20 runs and does not have mile S or dirt S
I still haven't gotten an S+, I can barely get S aces
>>559553782Hide these posts anyone not talking about CM right now doesn't play the game.
shichi love
>Brian got blocked by Oguri Cap's fat assNo.....
Are you winning son?
559554035didn't ask
>>559553279Digitans winpose looks so silly
>>559553782The "file.png" was a dead giveaway too
>>559553489Works on my machine
>>559554084fuck you I thought you were posting a room code
>>559554035I asked. I don't really care though.
>>559554076>.jpggood one man
>>559553518Restless activates late race and is dogshit this CM
>>559551941time to not even make it to group b finals because every match from now on is a loss
>>559554052show build cards umanko
>>559554076get out of the discord little nigga
can you guys stop being rude to falco?
>x10 on Ayabe banner>FAVORITE STAR>only a 2* niggeri hope cygames ceo dies
post your smaru decks how the FUCK did you get one worth using
>>559554165Cute Dober.
>>559553838>>559549251Not the type of name I expected to ever hear in this thread
It worries me that Taiki isn't winning much but it's still nice for day 1.
>>559554230The designated Dirt front runner...
>>559554230Whomst?
>>559554019Maybe the smaru guy was right
Reminder
POST EMblog em
>>559554213holy shit
>>559554076>reposting stolen valor from VF tranny discord>capture.jpgGO BACK JPFAG
>>559554019you're supposed to run 2 fronts and taiki, retard
>>559554213>cuenta@chinklettersHey, I remember beating this guy.
ok guys, i did another maru run and it’s not great but now at least i know what to do and that moxie is the best recovery skill evershe does not win very much because of bad stats but i will manage to make a better one
AIIIIIEEE IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT WHY ARE G*RMANS STILL UP
>HE PULLED FOR XOGURI
>>559554213
THE HAG
>>559554453you dont want moxie for the actual CM though
>>559554189mfw the curse of the witch
>>559554363Mine was basically: lots of podiums with the occasional Falco or teleporting end closer. Oguri was basically useless except for the Late I subbed in who funnily enough ended up winning against >>55955063713/20 though so needs improvement
I worry about my Round 2 since I only had one 3 wins
>>559554213>>559554401Why are you faggots on VF discord holy shit
>>559554357>OP bought iron will and blamed YT D:God reddit is so fucking cringe and full of hyper defensive children
I'm starting to think getting one run a day won't win me CMs
>>559554476Gesundheit.
>>559554453>moxieANON.............
>>5595545574chan scrim rooms suck sorry
I'm supposed to be working...
>>559554637please be joking
>>559554453>>>>moxie
>>559554517>>559554610works for me tho….. it procs..
>>559554637I need this 53 year old Italian woman
>>559554681... on winning CMs
Round 1 is still nice I feel bad defeating those B+ umas tho
>>559554453>moxxiemaxxer
>long and mile parentwhat the FUCK
>>559554019Round 1 was never going to have front heavy lobbies, expect those in group a round 2 and finals
I haven't been delegated to round 2 Bs on day 1 since TaurusHoly shit
>>559554557
>>559554708no lie, you suck
>>559552271That's why she's the GOAT
>roll 400 into FM>2 copies outside spark>decent enough>go into CM>go 4/20it doesnt even fucking matter if you have meta cards or not, CM is just a matchmaking against people that have spent more than you and is targeted to make you want to spend more in turn
>>559554384Sex with this busty cat
>>559554681you are workingyou're a professional trainer. YOUR UMAS DEPEND ON YOU. GET OUT THERE.
>>559554719It procs, that's true. She won't proc A&S tho. Try triple 7 or corner recovery.
>>559554804bro... It's still round 1...
Who's your favorite hag, /uma/?
My plan to get into Group B is working!
>>559554709I was about to get Moxie on my current SMaru run, why are you like this? STOP GASLIGHTING I HAVEN'T WON A SINGLE TIME I DON'T DESERVE THIS
my fuarkin wife
>>559554879Rudolf probably
>>559553276fair enough, but does that justify hatred? was she forced upon you?
MY ACCELS WONT PROC AT ALL
>>559554789>expect those in group a round 2 and finals
i don't care
>>559554052
>>559554902>moxie activates on uphill>uphill zone starts during acceleration late race>wastes your unique
SHE'S WORTHLESS
>every single Smaru has low win %>every single x oguri has low win %Three king bros... v bourbon will save us right?
How the fuck does Maru run so fast while wearing high heels
>>559554971SHE'S SOLO FRONT ANON
>>559554902Moxie doesn't work on Smaru bwo
>>559554846Good cards aren't going to make you yourself good at the game
>>559554874Round 1 day 2 is the designated coasting dgaf dayThe timeline is all wrong
>>559554708there are a few strong players lurking around here but they're not always aroundwhereas a discord server you have access to autists 24/7your average 4channer isnt any better than someone who uses discord, especially since 99% of 4channers use discord anyway
>>559553276>schedule autist1. You will get used to it2. You will fix her (a bit) sooner or later>high-maintainence womanHuh?
>>559554951umas really love tanned trainers huh?
>>559555014THE OPPONENTS ALWAYS HAVE FRONTSWHY DOES THAT MATTER
>>559555039You need to roll a 7 to win
>>559555009She's a whore
>>559554846did...did you actually make umas after rolling?
>>559554902the best recovery for smaru is corner recovery period, you could go with straightway recovery
>>559555014my solo front falcon is winning
>>559554363>>559554532da pyon
>>559554862why tho? makes no sensemoxie is an uphill skill and there’s a massive uphill late race on this trackangling is a corner late race skill
>>559553838
>>559554846I got two FMs and ass wonder
STOP BRINGING FALCO TO MY LOBBIES FUCK
>>559553753Holy FUCK she stole first from my Falco just long enough so angling wouldn't proc. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Taiki HATE.
>>559555014My Pasa is stronger as solo front with no spot struggle niggery.
>>559554846Let me guess, you do 1 run per day
Flash schedules 3 hours of umapyoi every night
Odds I do CM nowEvens I do CM later
>>559555167you need her unique to activate in mid race to push her to 1st going into the late race, then she has higher chance of proccing angling and just immediately winning as a result
>>559554453
>>559555167see >>559554970
Wish I could have brought Biwa along, but I don't have nearly that much time to try to mutate her.
I lost to a B Dirt sub 1200 speed VBourbon
>>559555195HOOEEEEEEEH
>>559555049plus whales are bullied out of here, on discord they're idolized
>>559555049You can keep your metaslop 'cord, at least 4chan lobbies have sovl. Every single dacchi is mutating and chansforming sovl umas
>>559554902Any other recov would work bwo...
>>559542972Looking for 1Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>559555049ive found the practice lobbies posted here stronger than practice lobbies ingame and those are already hard as fuck usually. idk what you guys are talking about
>>559554902>>559555167SMaru unique increases your TARGET VELOCITYyou are procing it at the start of last leg with moxie during your ACCELERATION PHASEyou do not benefit from TARGET VELOCITY while ACCELERATING
>>559553753I had a lot of races where Falcon is dying in second but refuses to let my Pasa in 3rd overtake her so she can use her ult.
How is Smart Falcon the most common uma this CM?Why does everyone have her but me?
>>559554230My Suzu lives to cuck Falcos and if they are too uppity, my Haru have hesitant fronts. It just works.
>>559555294>>559555309>do thing wrong once>YOU DID IT WRONG>do it again>NO YOU DID IT WRONG AGAINhonestly fuck you guys and fuck this stupid game too, i am way too dumb for this shit
>>559555167I said A&S won't proc because you won't be first. Maru needs her unique earlier so she gets 1st, then A&S + Plancha and is gg.
Dirt (B)ourbon brosI'm going in.
>>559555458anon... you literally said "why tho?". like it's there in your posthow are you going to ask for an explanation for smaru unique and then cry that you actually got an explanation
>>559555405Nah, this was true URA era, but changed when Aoharu came and the p2w powergap spiked
B Group, home...
>>559555421bwo i've seen two falcos in ten races so far, otherwise it's a sea of taiki, pasa, oguri, digitan and urara
taiki got 5 wins in my first attempt
>>559555493pasaposter has the most ominous aura of any /uma/ poster by far. second up was the vinegary girlyfeets person but they abruptly died.
Would Suzuka be cooler if she still had her cape?
>>559555526>>559555526>>559555526
>>559555070whore umas do
>>559555132Best is operation cacao
>>559555421the most common umas in the end will be pasa, urara and oguri
>>559555583I'm on race 16
>>559555576
>>559555619no that looks dumb as fuck actually
>>559554970>>559555020>>559555132>>559555379>>559555408I'm going to trust you guys and get Corner Recovery, thanks>uphill>last legSo procing early is better than at the last straight, got it. I thought my accel skills were going to make it worth it.
>>559555642tanned skin means you are a hard worker trainer
>>559555458>i am way too dumb for this shitYou are right for once
>>559555458It's okay to be dumb once, it means it won't happen again and is part of learning.It would be bad if you didn't ask questions or just call it quits. If you have any game mechanics doubts you can just ask.
>>559555553because im bad, i know nothing about this game compared to you guys, i’m done i quit goodbye
>>559555504>dirt bhave fun...
>>559555717You either want to proc late midrace it so you take over first place guaranteed or just before the late so you carry the speed over.Moxie proc means you wont be able to reach the extra speed because youre still accelerating. During acceleration bonus speed does jack shit. After you reach max speed bonus means alot, Oguri is the prime example of that.
>>559555405I find the random practice lobbies way harder than /uma/ lobbies. In /uma/ lobbies you see the same 10 anons trying things with their oshis and a couple buhis, but in random lobbies chances are an actual leviathan will join
>>559546530I would do this
>>559546990Canon
>>559549837I won with pasa
>>559551056*loves you*
He's on overtime huh. I'm guessing another troll bake is coming?
