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>>559549498Thanks for the AE op
>>559549498March & Stelle: I wish these worms would FUCK off
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>559549690*Smooch*
Haha...
Herta: Star Rail
>>559549651Based yuribro
And then Wormnaxa woke up. Alone. While Aglaea pined for Caelus
We wuz kangz n shiet we used to top the charts n shiet.Why we floppin now homies? We need dem reparations from genshin for dem projects!
>>559549838Destruction Fire main push Lloyd when...
SHARTXICLE KILLED THE GAME
4.0 status, did I brick my account or not? Do I NEED Sparxicone?
Bronya(s) RABUUUU!Wolf leaks soon!
>>559549854Oh, sorry. I'm not a cuckold. All of these girls are my property
new sunguang>>559549718c&c
The Caelus spammer has been going since before I went to bed 8-9 hours ago...
>>559550125It's probably a bot he makes the exact same posts with the same pics
I won~
>>559550125>fu xuan waiting for her novaflare>>559550184it's actually not a bot, he makes edits too
Find you a girl who looks at you the way Yao Guang looks at Caelus
>>559550070Looking forward to it, Seele.
>>559550370Bot
>>559550125Yeah, he started over 10 hours ago >>559498351
>>559550051What the heck we rolled the same characters
How upset does it make you that you can't shitpost Caelus like you can aether? Does it feel frustrating? Unfair?
>>559550184No, I don't think he's a bot. Like ACK, he makes the same exact posts over and over again because he wants to be recognized
>>559550326cute smug peach
>thinking it's a bot>when freaks like manilatroon existslol
I miss the Avenpaz poster
>>559550521They're both completely insane. I don't understand what it is about hoyo generals that gives rise to such mental illness
I don't get the "momo/peach meme"When did Cyrene say she like peaches? Wasn't that Acheron?Also, when was she ever called Momo?
If Kafka is TBs mother figure then why is there so much sexual tension?
>>559550561we lack avenpaz contentmaybe during astropolis
why is our yuri not as good as genshin's?
>>559550561I post Phaidei now
Caelus spammer thinking anyone gives a fuck about Yaoguang is kinda funny tho
So...Ashveil status?
>>559550673just say you skipped her patch, we won't judge, it was shit anyway
>>559550673skiptard or EN fag?
Total Madam Herta love
>>559550646Any /vg/ general that goes on long enough eventually breeds it's own schizos.
>>559550561People aren't currently drawing it
you NEED to jam your dick in Cyrene's ass (peach)
>>559550773Yuriflop stay flop
>>559550773
My wife is so cute
0 cycling Sparxie was more annoying than i thought, actually had to drop Dan and switch to sustainless
>>559550921You are so lucky, Hysilens
>>559550796I mean...
>>559550921does she like it in her butt tho
The General donates her body to the noble cause of Caelus's pleasure
Mywife love!
>>559550810dead
>>559550816>>559550821ENtard....is Momo her Japanese name? But I swear I don't remember peaches.....
>>559551024Kill yourself schizo
>>559551032where are her loops
>>559550993Better quality
>>559550885there's only one peach (pink) I wanna fuck, sorry
>>559551135gone alongside her v-card.
Wormnaxa: I don't even get to look at her... and she just lets him do this...
nano day is tomorrow, what are you getting her?
>>559551179Will it even fit in her
>>559551379no, but she already predicted this
reMEMber we love yao and we hate sparkie
>>559551369nano day?
>>559551558I hate both
Bros check out this new websitehttps://hsr.nanoka.cc/
>>559551513what does that mean for her then...?!
>>559551369A baby
Nigguh, leave that yt boi Swannie"sis", to me
>>559551598anon 7 of march...is her birthday...
>IcaWhy does this FATASS need so many fuggin' APPLES
>>559551369pride flag
>>559551626looks good
>>559551626sigga I ain't clicking on that until you explain what it is
>>559551369I'm starting HRT and wearing her dresses
>>559551879new leaks website
>>559551717hey, leave swansis alone
>>559551727OHI will perform nano love(A full currency wars playthrough with main dps evernight)
>>559551369I'm going to forcefully affix preservation nano to every team I have in her slutty dress and use her in every fight no matter the mode
>>559551369Would've been nice if this patch's first banner lasted another weekBut I did get an Evernight eidolon the day before the banner ended, by picking March from the 4* selector after doing the cosmicon
>>559551369Mung been soda
>>559551626Oh shit, I'm glad someone replaced hakushin. It even has the beta too.
>>559551985>leaksNo such a thing
>>559550701
>>559552137What a treat
COME
>>559552071nyo...nano does not have...black-tier ass...
I LOVE YOU NANO
>>559552290Mydei pov
What do I use this shit for as a new player
She's the only one that matters.
March's aggressively perky ass? For Caelus
>>559552493Traces
>>559552493>still have characters to max out?trace materials/level shit>relics are still ass?whatever relics they need>you forgot to do your weekly boss runs?do them dumbass
OUR HEROES
>>559552493farm material to ascend your characters levels and trace levels
>>559552493farming for trace materials. once you get to the required equilibrium level in which you unlock the maximum difficulty cavern of corrosion (the place where you farm relic sets for characters) you can start doing those
>>5595526833 twinks sneaks
>>559552683>I can hear the music
>>559552683sovl...
March: Finally... the worm is gone...
>>559552679Already maxed everythingIsn't farming for 4 star relics bad?
was this one posted yet?
>>559552949Bot
>>559552683CURI RAIL SOVL NUKEEEEEEPOST MORE CURI RAIL NOWWWW
>>559553004white tier
>>559551558dont think so
>jumpscares yanqing>rapes him>leaves the plot forever without elaboratingexcuse me what the fuck is this whore's problem
What will be the highlight of 2026?
Jingliu doesn't care about Wormqing btw
>>559553265AIEEEEE UNRI DONT LOOK ANOTHER WOMAN HAS YOUR BOYTOOOOYYYY
Peach
Yunli doesn't care about Wormqing btww. She's too busy letting Caelus fondle her armpits
>>559553265Yanqing is for Yunli, whore
>>559553265It's biologically ingrained in every hag to lust after shotas
>>559553367yanqing being raped is a rite of passage at this pointeveryone has done it once
>>559553334my suicide
I wonder if this one still works
>>559553334Amphoreus continuance.I'm dead serious.
>>559553631when is that happening erp troon/salesjeet/bta schizo?
>>559553653i don't hear anything
>>559553606that's what yanqing is made for after all
this>>559553668caused this>>559553631
>>559553631That'd be a lowlight. Please don't do it. There are people who care about you, and like hearing from you.
>>559553004Not into hebes but...
Caelus is so lucky. The General is so cute
>>559553631don't kill yourself anonyou're already infinitely better than every schizo here- outlive them at least
>>559552493Have you left Herta Space Station yet? You unlock Calyxes shortly after. That's where you can spend your stamina.
>>559553631Blade...
>>559553946So lucky for what?
Did another gen of Rappa making it clap. Uhhhhhhhh still need to do a rice one
give me one good reason why HSR should use 5 whole fucking gigabytes of RAM when it's a god damned cellphone game
What tier is this?
>>559554063To have her butt on his face
>>559554075silver wolf tier
>>559554075Furbo tier
>>559554075Sparxie bouncing on IT...
Silver Wolf? C o n q u e r e d. T e r r i t o r y
>>559554071Are you going to summon your schizo today again
>>559554317>>559554075
why is clara so mean?
>microsoft edge
>>559554072You are running the PC version and the system caches graphics, duh.
>>559553653your file url isnt working, shows as 404, you either typed it wrong (its case sensitive) or try reuploading it, you also dont need to add the https part and can start with "files.catbox"
>>559554317Incredibly shitty book. Understandable why she'd do thqt
>>559554136You still can't tell Sunday and male mc apart?
>>559554448They genuinely put actual cp in the book and NO ONE cared?
>>559554356Ummmmmmmmm Kafkabros???
>>559554072You have malware kek
>>559554071So Dahlia, Firefly or Bronya
>>559554072>the scamsaars got him
>>559554071Surely march for her birthday
>>559554446I mostly likely must have deleted the file from my account at some pointSadly i don't the the audio file anymore
>>559554356We know they have a threeway thing going on.
Copious amounts of sweaty sex with tight assed gamer girls
>>559554664Already did Firefly bro...I'll do one of bronya at some point though
will we ever live in a world where these three semen DEMONS could exist on a team again?
why are troonlators like this
>Caelusnigger spamming>No BTA schizoNyoticing
Sparxie yelling 7-1 here and getting gangbanged
>>559554943I think the eulaposter is over in /gig/ right now
>>559554595>>559554674I think the game has a memory leak actually. After a game restart it looks normal.
Hyacine keeps her pussy clean for Caelus
>>559554919for me that day is soon (if Super Wolf can just replace Tribbie in this comp)
>tfw you will never have a cute sparkie cosplayer gfhttps://x.com/AjiuDemon/status/2006349820244717635?s=20why even bother living bwos?
>>559555370You keep on living to make the world a worse place
This is final damage x 1.5 right?
>>559555370I look like that
>>559555445Wanna date me?
holy shit like look at this https://x.com/AjiuDemon/status/2008131887118864683?s=20I'd kill my parents for a girl like this
Sparkle will let Caelus do whatever he wants with her body
>>559554919Fu's fine as long as you don't die when killed for enough turns.
>>559555445I'm going to kiss you and make you happy
>>559555590Sorry I belong to (insert your least-favorite poster here)
>>559555659Why does he sound like a woman moaning?
>>559555445where do you live? I will unironically pay you 5000 USD to fly out to New York so we can meat
>>559555895>hebecause she is a women?
fu sex
>>559556006women don't have cock and balls
Mydei love = ML
>>559555773it's extra funny because sparxie actually benefits from the extra crit rate/damage she provides toomeaning if she lives long enough she actually makes a difference
>>559556091Proof?
And just like that the Sparxie art in my feed was washed away by a tide of pink
>>559556091If I want to put my pens in her that makes it a woman since I'm not gay
>>559556091The best women have veiny girthy cocks, chud.
>>559555895If only he would sound like a woman. Alas.
>>559555659Same, I'm even willing to offer the souls of my entire family to the devil.
>>559556091she has a very feminine penis
Drip drip drip drip...
Caelus POV
>>559556101No one says this
>>559556091what are you talking about, femturine?
Grayie, I'm waiting
>>559556091A clitoris isn't that different from a penis.So you might as well consider a cute and effeminate penis a clitoris.Also >>559556204
>>559555659skeleton tier ass
>>559556306I say it
>>559556378Discord user Minceraftian has a very cute and appealing clitty
Evanescia keeps her pussy clean for Caelus
>>559556414what kind of ass does huohuo have
>>559556456proof?~
how do you even find Chinese faggots cosplaying as HSR characters?
>>559556515let's ask Mr.Tail
>>559556515A gaping one from Mr Tail burrowing into it
>>559556515Heliobi tier
>>559556565
>>559555028what the fuck are you running in python that's taking up 8gbs
>>559556515from his perspective?black-tier.
huohuo nova flare when? free huohuo when? huohuo banner when?
>>559556565hsfuri4hehdjm03jdjskeuaqn2m.onion
shitshitcord raid
*SMACK!* You're not Caelus
>>559556759I'm lost bwo
I like this pic a lot
>>559556759Ok someone check what this is
>>559556759Holy fuck I am using this tonight
What killed the hype?
>>559556767nice numbers uncchecked
>>559551558
>>559556958This schizo killed the hype >>559556785
>>559556672Stable Diffusion XL, it loads the model first into my RAM and then into my VRAM only when I'm actually generating an image. The model is like 6.5GB and I guess the other Python libraries and shit take up the other 1.5GB
I can't honestly bring myself to hate huohuoeven she makes my dick into diamonds
>>559556820Anon, please.
>>559556840She looks like she's about to do something cute
I started playing this game like 3 weeks ago I'm still only TL 52 but reading this thread makes me not way to play... I regret spending 300 dollars
>>559557056This looks like complete garbage
>>559555758That would fix her
Find you a girl who looks at you the way Stelle looks at Caelus
I stared this game today >w<
>>559557056makes sense
>>559557072kys pedo
>>559556965*Smoooch* Teeheehe
supiki
Who's cuter kachina from genshin or huohuo?
>>559557145I'm still using essentially the same tech I used back in 2024, so it makes sense that it's falling behind the times. We haven't had a true successor to SDXL that can do anime porn.
Caelus's POV. Maidens let him look
>>559557245Back off you filthy freak
no one and i mean no one gives a single fuck about your green rat
>>559557352I like Iansan.
what would you like to see
Fertile, heavy set foxes are obsessed with Caelus
>>559557145what about THIS
>>559557538a future where I marry and grow old with miss natasha
>>559557669
>>559557216who did you pick with your free 5 star ticket
>>559557538The one I love resting next to me as I wake up
Don't mind me, just posting my Cassiewife. And happy birthday to Nano, the second best girl in sight.
>>559557352they're both uggopokes
I just want to be happy.Is that too much to ask?Is that a sin?
>>559557807sorry anonthere is no such thing as happiness left for us
>>559557785the eternal wife
>>559557381>let's take ride
saving for Super Wolf
Sayonara.....BTAschizo-chan.....
Yeah. She lets him do this
>>559557807I can make you happy
>>559557938zoomers and gen alpha are the ones obsessed with black tier asses though, they were taught since they were child to worship blacks
>>559557538a brighter future
>>559558057
>>559557938Is social media like sex now or something? Why do you need to be 16?
>>559558189cute boy>>559558164think about le children getting le groomed
>>559558189
https://x.com/SoundOriented/status/2030020955347493216?s=20
>>559558189i dont look like tihs...
>>559558057we used to be such sensible people
>>559558243I don’t think a Facebook ban would save the children from Epstein island.
>>559558164no one cares about that shit retardbro, it's just an excuse to get ids out of people and permanently kill internet anonymity
My game glitched while I was loading into a calyx and now aventurine is stuck in the void
>>559558427the most based archetype..
>>559558563Argenti will rescue him
>>559558563this is where he went after his boss fight...
Yeah. His.
>>559558563Good ending
>>559558427>cute hebe archetypewhen did we lose our way
>>559558823Caelus is so damn lucky...
>>559558189Honestly, I hate this shit they do to their eyes.It makes me so uncomfortable, I'm tearing right now.
Firefly keeps herself so clean for Caelus
>>559557113This is what no content does to a nigga, what people say here is also filled with trolling
Good Yaevening, Honkyae: Star Rail general.
>>559557113You haven't reached PEAKnacony yet?
>>559559046sorry, but sparkle/elation hebe sex was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>559557056This looks crazy good
>>559559135Hi Hinoki.
Himeko wishes Wormday, Wormlt, and Worm Heng were off of the Express
I have Sparkle. Thats it. What do I pull now?
>>559559218Hinoki ja nai yo
>>559559269Sorry, but nobody truly dislikes Welt. (He's a married man already)
>>559559325Aachaa
>>559556289UOOOOHHHH SO LICKABLE
>>559559218That's not me, look at the filenames BAKA
>>559557938I dont thnk 4chan would be included for this. it just means we will have even more indonesian mutt children converging onto the website.
>>559559325ArcherSparkleRemembrance trailblazerDan hengYou can swap dan heng for silver wolf/yao guang/ cipher if you wanna run sustailness and clear faster
Reading Wormlt makes me giggle every time. Fucking Wormlt. How do you even read that? Fucking 4 consonants in a row. Wormlt.
>>559559325Rappa.
>>559559546>waste pulls on outdated bricksFuck off retard.
Thoughts about her?
>>559559358that's MR Yang, bucko
>>559559717>outdated bricksBut enough about sparxie
>>559559846She's my girlfriend.
>>559559160I did I thought I was done with it until that whore Dahlia made me replay it, I haven't gotten any further losing my motivation to play from firefly POV
>>559559939You're not Aventurine
>>559559905Cute
These cosplayers are more attractive than any 3DPD w*man. Plus men are better at being women than actual women. Even the Romans were right about true love only being possible between two males because women are incapable of anything other than selfishness btw.
>Have E0S1 Hyacine>Have E1S1 Evernight (cucked out of E2 on rerun)should I complete mono rememberance with Cyrene/Castorice or put them down like old yeller and go full on elation?
>0 cycle trannes are herejesus have mercy on this thread
For the anon that wanted to see Rice making it clap. Took a while but got one I think that turned out alright
Topaz has disgusting, hairy armpits
>>559560142Proof?
Topaz grooms herself for Aventurine
>>559560258Either that or boost Evernight with E1 Hyacine
>threw a multi because why not>0 pity after getting Sparxie and her cone so got nothing to loseOkay Da Wei, I'll fully invest in your Elation teams now.
Streamers (the ingame ones) collab event when?
Just busted the fattest nut to Sparkle feet
>>559560346*sexy, hairy armpits
>>559560648>The Kafka Files
>>559560325GYATTTTTTT
>>559560648>What if Fu Xuan was locked in the time chamber
>>559557216*Smooch*
Gui-chan's erotic, smooth pussy? For Caelus
>>559560819that cant be good...
What are some of the few ways the dev team could make HSR worse?Get creative here.
My Furbo employee just tried to poison me...
I was walking around campus and saw a fat mexican with a sparkle charm on his backpack.Are you here bro?
>>559561075"paired characters"shackle a specific 4-star to a 5-star (even past ones with novaflares) to make them better, making sure the 4* has eidolons toowould suddenly increase the amount of four stars they pump out for all the wrong reasons
Where is the hype?
>>559561075Global lottery event where every single player either gets 100 pulls or 108 jades with a 50/50.
>>559561175Where's Sunny?
>>559561207Shartxie killed it
>>559561207the chink general black-holed any hype, sorry
>>559561207The TRVKE is that ZZZ and Wuwa took away players
>>559561224They forgot to invite him...
>>559561224in omori bwo
March wishes Worm Heng wasn't there either
>panonood
>>559561224...Would Sunday even remotely care about March?
>>559560325DAMNKeep up the good work!
>>559561472Factos
No, and March, Himeko, Robin, and Stelle wouldn't even remotely care about Wormday either.
>>559561472March loves Dan's cock in her mouth tho
>>559561207>Make sparkle a black tier ass character in her trailer>she flopsBlack tier asses flopped
>>559561515I'm gonna do a Silver Wolf one too, I already have a pic ready. Just haven't gotten anything good yet
>>559561505>Sunday about March 7th: I am glad to see that Miss March was able to bravely face the future with a brand-new outlook, and I admire her for it. There's still much I have to learn from her.
>March about Sunday: Fuck I wish this wormnigger would leave
Post your Sporkle Pro Max+ 8000hz Ultra. How good are your relics? I'm like 4% over Crit cap. So I need to fix that.
>>559561862>admirationthat's nice of him
>>559561620Dan's knot is for Stelle tho
三月なのか生誕祭2026
It seems that nobody remembers Latja and Hinoki
Yeah. She'll let him do whatever he wants with her body
/// HSR 4.2 LEAKSTo commemorate the game's 3rd anniversary, there will be a Borisin dating event, which will feature a 2 hour long unskippable cutscene of the Trailblazer and one of the Borisins, where the Stellaron won't be the only thing inside TB
>Yeah. She'll let him do whatever he wants with her bodyLucky Sampo
>>559561963>>559555108>sustainlessI'm unsure if I want to try for a better body or just not...
PomPom keeps walking around the express with that fat ass of his....finna go CRAZY if he keeps playing with me...
>>559562196Latja is like a country
>>559562246Large if actual
>>559562246PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
>>559562309Please don't harass the Conductor.
>>559562281...that he gets to watch
>>5595612072.5m in 4 days is actually pretty good. look at yao's videos if you wanna see dismal numbers. still yeah it could have been more but amphoreus killed the game.
>>559562426...his penis go into Sparkle
/// HSR 4.2 LEAKSTo commemorate the game's 3rd anniversary, there will be a furbo murder event with a lot of gore scenes.
>>559562284How in the fuck are you getting 620% Crit DMG in combat?Sparkle 4p set is 36% and Fu Xuan is another 40%, right?
>>559562309>PomPom>Fat
>>559562487Just like bananaslop killed the game before Amphoreus
>>559562539>>559562284Oh wait, you have E2, so that's another 40% crit DMG.
>>559562539>how is sparxie nuking everything>sparkle's 4pc set and sparkle in general>fu xuan's E1 + orb gives 40%>tribbie's cone gives 48%>sparxie's E2 gives her 40% at max stacks
>>559562487sparkle vid was used as an ad
>>559562520Many are asking for this
Thoughts?
Find you a girl who looks at you the way Aglaea looks at Caelus
>>559562758Can you clear Plight AA with your team?
>>559562808could she get pregnant still? this influences my thoughts
>>559562808pag art
>>559562520kys
>>559561963bit shaky
Kissing Acheron's soles
>>559562910>AAAbsolutely not, I'd need E4+ to get anything done + swap to Hyacine to not immediately die, this team does 0 cycle normal mode though
>>559562781Cope
Where is the Fortnite girl?
no one cares about your acheron you mentally ill freak!
Esteemed member #83 of the Genius Society, human, female, young, beautiful, attractive, fertile.
Kafka doesn't care about any male who isn't Caelus
>>559562976t. furbo
SILVER WOLF BETA FUCKING WHENNNNNNN
>>559563067here >>559563145
>>559563145
No one cares about your Acheron you mentally ill freak
>>559563145And Balde
>>559560325Thanks~
>>559563187I'm a beta for Silver Wolf.
>>559562995>>559562808>>559563145Do you ever do anything but shitpost?
>>559563105Hmm... based.
oh tow
Is it HIM?
it's march 7th!
>>559563416HE is here
>Balde
>>559560325now do dahlia next
they should make an indian planet
>>559563416>>559563442THEY have arrived
>>559563390>>559563416>>559563442>instantly got his phone out to spam and samefagIt's so tiresome.>shitposts>gets called out on it>instantly starts screaming
>>559563331I-I can get past those...
>I'm back, you kno-->Oh...>...>Why is the worm here?
>>559563445How new are you?
Your honest thoughts?
>>559563482an endless repetition
>>559563589Still can't believe that she said this to Caelus
>>559563589KEK!!! I remember this
>>559563589Why is she so mad to Caelus?
>>55955041613 hours now. Insane
is it true he likes blacked?
If it wasn't for Insight Mode I wouldn't have bothered. What a retarded grind.
Your zzz target audience, sir! (and thus constance, yao guang and now sparxie target audience)And mihoyo will still wonder why their games keep flopping when they decided to pander to the dark skinned audience, an audience with no money
Why the fuck are people rolling for sparxie and yao, pick one.You guys are stupid they are in two separate teams, I don't even want to see how bricked your accounts truly are.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Your%20zzz%20audience/
>>559563987is it even remotely worth it
>>559564039Keep in mind this fag is brown himself lol
>>559563987even with insight mode I can't be fucked. I do one run every 2 weeks and that's enough.
Why is the Caelus spammer posting about Arknights, referring it as ZZZ in a HSR thread? Is there nothing to do in wuwa atm?
>>559564025I'll only roll yaoguang on rerun if I really NEED herotherwise my time spent busting 250 rolls into E2S1 Sparxie's womb was worth it
>>559564025No one rolled for Yao
>>559564040No you only get an X8 next to your name to show off.
Translation: Caelus, dear? Why is the worm here?
>>559564158You rolled e2s1 for non anniversary dpsYour account is bricked my guy.
why are subfags always thinking about "cucks"?
>>559564284She's a punchline generator for SW+ Pro Max.
>>559564284>rolled e2s1 on a character I like VS splitting rolls for a character I don't care aboutworks for me
Kot breeding
>>559564284me? I rolled E6S5 sparkle on day 1 and E6S5 sparxie on day 1both of them work on my machine
Sunday's sister: I love Caelus
>>559564335They are addicted to Japanese culture
Enough about view counts, let's focus on posting Chinese cosplay femboy penis again
>>559564446Canon
>>559564415You wasted "real" money on video game, you bricked your finances.
After the failure that was Amphoreus, Amphoreus 2 will have Acheron as the main character instead and "Cyrene" will use her real name Elysia.
>and then you woke up, alone, with March 7th nowhere to be foundThis fucking general has ruined my enjoyment of this game...fuck that specific anon
>>559564557why are you so concerned about other anon's money?
Robin sold out her entire planet to space Jews just to save her brother
shaky thread
Sunday's sister keeps things clean for Caelus
>>559564678He seethes when he sees other people swipe for Hoyo games instead of his favorite game
As a Chinese investment researcher I am getting increasingly worried
>>559564682and that's a good thing!
>>559562695
>>559564682She loves him more than anything else
A reminder that those who bless the IPC will be blessed, and those who curse the IPC will be cursed.
>>559564693>>559564806Your life is so sad.
>>559564807in that case I'll buy another express pass just to be sure
Sunday's sister doesn't care about him btw
Kek low effort coomer bait hsr.
Can I still use my Topaz with Ashveil?
Harembrown melty again?
Happy Birthday to Dannie's cute girlfriend!
>>559564806Factos>>559564446She said this
POV: You are Worm Heng
>>559565029you know it
>>559562612that's not pompom, that's trailblazemon
>HSR for this feeling?
Why did Robin hug your enemy instead of (you)?
>>559564025because they're hotnext question
>>559565154>open world slop
>>559564990stop tempting me
>>559564675kek
>>559564974>black tier assDead on arrival
>>559564025>own E2 Sparkle>know Sparkle works with Sparxie>roll Sparxie, sparxie threesome>happyvery simple
>>559565242>Yes, Caelus, this is the mating call of a peacock
>>559565302>saying this while posting PAWG Aqua
>>559564675March 7th was servicing Welt's morning wood.
>>559564557american dollars are a fiat currency
>>559565239Bruh, youre playing zero skill expression gif gameplay
>>559561963i just cant get good gloves or boots, this is 110 fuels + many days of prefarming, its so over for me
everyone knows only kiseki has the skill expression
Did you guys eat dinner yet?
Ain't no way blud is trying to say wuwa has skill expression lmao
Nihilux loves Caelus
If you really cared about Sparkle you would roll Yao to make her as strong as possible
siggacake... rabu
I think this thread needs a healthy dosage of dragon feet to calm down
Kafka loves Caelus
Nihilux keeps her pussy clean for Caelus
>>559565154FVAAAAAAARK
>>559565787>"p-please roll my chink general..."no thanks, sex wolf is calling my name
>>559564675kek. Probably sleeping with Caelus
>>559565624It does. Moreso than a turn based game where all that matters is how much you pull.
>>559565787I rolled Yao because I like her
Its not that the audience has no money.Its simply that the audience won't play the game, or don't care enough about it.Same as retards who screech about DEI/LGBTQ+ and virtue signal: they won't play the game.
>>559565582At least you're crit rate capped. My Sparkle only has Sunday cone so I'm just fucked.
>>559566163Then why mihoyo decided to pander to an audience with no money? what were they expecting? brown people would somehow summon money just for this ocassion ?
>wujeets entering a turn-based gacha rpg general to shill their mintpicker for the umpteenth time to no availdo they not realize that they're in the wrong house?
>>559565787no need for her to be the strongest, she just needs to be usable in endgame
>>559565787no lmao, fuck chink guang
>>559566308Do you not realize you cant respond because he's right? The only way to do better in HSR, is to pull more. Theres nothing else here.
>ctrl f "Caelus">35 resultsNice mental illness
gg123x
https://x.com/orca6rx/status/2030047144271298764?s=20Six seven kot
Nihilux looks like re-skinned Peela.
>>559566178ha! how the tables turn
>>559566539Please cease posting pictures of cosplayers with those eyes.It makes me very uncomfortable.
>>559566560Out of 546 posts that’s not so bad
>>559566505>use the same team for 6+ months with minimal changes>only pull when I see a character I genuinely like>never have to worry about pull economy since I'm not burning through them every single patchlol ok
>>559564501Around 1000 of these accounts I follow are Chinese femboys/trans
>>559566653I got baited by the metafags last summer calling sparkle lc a brick. My only cope is that a new support will buff crit rate
>>559566308Cooked that bum
would you?
>>559566741Still dodging the point being made
>>559566675
>>559566893only if that's a man in that suit
>>559566738If you add "march" and "worm" it becomes sadder
>>559566913>"the only way to get good is to pull more!">explain how he doesnt even need to pull for actual months on end>"no, not like that!"
>>559567095No retard, the point is there is no skill expression in HSR. Just how much you pull. Read, nigga, read.
You guys keep saying “HSR needs to go back to appealing to Chinese and Japanese audiences,” but what exactly does that look like? Because to me, that just seems like a bazillion HI3 expies and pagbait like Firefly and Castorice.
>>559566765How do I build an algorithm like that?
Nihilux will be the Elation memosprite user and we won't get another Elation character for one year.
>>559565612i ate the last of the chili i had made a few days ago
eww a worm
>>559565612I was going to order pizza but took a nap and forgot
>>559565787the DPS sims showed sparxie had more damage with someone other than yao for some reason
NIGGER
Is march birthday anons....
>>559565612I was too lazy to cook so I just jerked off and ate my own cum.
I thought I had a lot saved up but S1 Sparxie took 160+ pulls and now I only have enough for 1 more guaranteed or two 50/50s, getting full elation exodia and their cones will be rough.
>>559567457>for some reason
>>559565612I squished banana on plate to maximize surface, shaved chocolate on top, and added whip cream.
>>559567531Lel
Frieren was crazy good this week
It's HER day today.t. SEA
just beat plants vs zombiesholy shit that game has so much sovl
>>559567231You don't need one find one Chinese trans and see who they follow it's always 100% other Chinese faggies, they all repost each other's shit and fuck each other.
>>559549498Paglus is out of place next to these real characters
>>559567224almost as if you're arguing with someone with mental illness. chinese or japanese don't have any super special except for cute / sexy anime girls.
>>559566741>meanwhile, the handcrafted pre-novaflare seele teams that can somehow still clear endgame with the brickiest brick to ever brick with enough planningSome people can't be helped.
>>559567628now THAT is an unc post... my 37 yo ass only saw these mfs on as a rerun
>>559567678total sw sex
do we have a sexy cyborg?
Nigga playing PLANTS VS ZOMBIES...oh my lord
>>559567678Have fun with Macht namek next season
People don't... Actually shill THEIR gacha game in other gacha generals, do they?
I don’t want to I’ll do if lose the 75/25 in 2 weeks
>>559567224No black tier asses for sure
Star Traveler is so tiny lol.
hmmm... i think hsrg should play fgo
What do?
>>559568123>mturn around
>>559568109Stah Jumpah can just change his size to fit fucking wherever, mystery nigga...
SunflowerOne, two, three, oohThere's a zombie on your lawnThere's a zombie on your lawn (yeah)There's a zombie on your lawnWe don't want zombies on the lawn (yeah)I know your type, tall, dark, and deadYou want to bite all the petals off of my headAnd then eat the brains of the one who planted me hereI'm just a sunflowerBut see me power an entire infantryYou like the taste of brains, we don't like zombiesI used to play football (play football)Road cones protect my head (cone on his head)I have a screen-door shield (screen-door shield)We are the undead!There's a zombie on your lawnThere's a zombie on your lawn (yeah)There's a zombie on your lawnWe don't want zombies on the lawn (yeah)Maybe it's time to reevaluateI know you have a lot of food on your plateBrains are quite rich in cholesterolYou're dead, so it doesn't matterInstead, we'll use this solar powerTo make a lawn defense at any hourI like your tricycle (tricycle)There's butter on my head (on his head)I'm gonna eat your brains (no, no, no, no)We are the undead!There's a zombie on your lawnThere's a zombie on your lawn (yeah)There's a zombie on your lawnWe don't want zombies on the lawn (yeah)
>>559567224Didn't Firefly become the most popular character in the game?
>>559568228SLOW DOWN ROBIN! YOU'LL DIE!
>>559567224in reality, appealing to the chinese would be an entire year of xianzhouslopplanarcadia already appeals to japs so i don't why jeets are spouting retarded shit
>>559568351>chinese would be an entire year of xianzhouslophoyo isn't that dumb to do a year long china slop like ake.
>sales
>>559568638A beautiful wife of Caelus
>>559568015Some people actually play more than just 1
>>559568015Go into /gbfg/ right now and count how many posts are about Blue Archive.Actually, don’t do that. Nobody should go to /gbfg/.
Not even the Chinese would want an entire year of Xianzhou be for real nigga
>>559568123Goodbye, Firefly.
>>559568784Who is this flop?
>>559568784phainon would NOT say that word.mydeimos would.
>>559568874Kevin Kaslana, leader of the World Serpent.
>>559568941fuark...
>>559568784The only Phainon post I agree with.
>doubling up on an entire years worth of inflation already>while Elation is weaker than a fucking Penacony teamThe future of Planarcadia is looking grim... Silver Sex has to be a new threshold of damage beyond even Pink shit to justify this.
Its 2:57 in the night, why am I hearing birds chirp outside my window
>>559568351>censored garbage appeals to garbagekek
Nyeheheh :3
>>559569058>>while Elation is weaker than a fucking Penacony teamCouldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that the path only has TWO UNITS. Nah. Couldn’t be that.
>>559568753given how it's so easy to run out of things to do in a gacha game it's more common that people who play gacha games play multiple gacha games.
>>559569058>while Elation is weaker than a fucking Penacony team
>>559569118Those are bats, bro.
>>559569184>two units with signs pointing to the fact that they will be on two different teams
>>559569184fuck you bloody bitch bastard sir elation flopped planarcadia flopped bloody bitch
>>559569256Is that supposed to disprove my point somehow or…?
chuwayo
>>559569316oh no no no, I agree, I just felt like further adding to it
>>559569118
Just release the fucking leaks, I want to sparxie brick rollers commit suicide, Eva is main push.
>>559569382Naruhodo, carry on then fellow.
>>559569118Hoot Hoot motherfucker
These Fate toons are kinda boring...
>>559569465Why do Charmony Doves sleep and ask “what is elation”?
>>559569487>He actually thought the fake leak was realLMAO
>toons
>>559569487I don't care who the main push is, I just wanna see sexy wolf
>>559569601Because of the cave.
>>559569487Cope. Evanescence is going to be a weak, second half brick.
The is the butt of Welt's wife
>>559569752>the is the butt
>>559569601sparkle is elation
I'm new player what light cone from bp should I choose currently have dot team but everyone has good light cone
>>559569736>anniversary push is going to be weakKEKYPOW sparxie rollers are already in denial stage.
>>559566572>>559568735Genuine rent free mentally ill obsession.
>>559569752She poops from there
>>559569752>The is the Slow down
>>559565787I did
If HSR had SOVL then they would've made it so that you can combine any Elation characters together instead of splitting them off to 2 teams.
>>559569752slut
>>559569869>>559569814sorry too busy jerking off to her ass
>>559569752Will mihoyo ever go back to the era before they started pandering to african males and americans?
>>559569838Meanwhile the real anni push.
>>559569838anon please stop arguing with yourself, this is getting really concerning
>>559569846Hi adona monas
I was rolling E6S5 sparxie no matter what
>>559570052Proof?
>>559570089I have E6S5 sparkle that I got day 1
>>559570015Thanks for admitting you're the sole person in the world who acts this way.
>>559570145rape
Silverwolf is the Main push but we'll still be laughing at Sparxiekeks anyway because she'll be directly replaced by Nihilux in the main battleship that'll use SilverSex, Nihulux, Elation Caelus and Pearl. Meanwhile she'll have no place in the Himeko Guang weaker team.
I will be using Sparxie no matter what just like how I kept using Sparkle since her launch
Thread themehttps://vocaroo.com/12R1e74BzNWu
>>559570145okay I will now throw 200 rolls for sparxie
>>559570368>Worm voiceYeah no.
>>559570373little slut is wearing lingerie as "shorts"
>>559570368See >>559569846
>>559570257>fanfictionit's okay to like different characters anon
>Still no Kiseki collab
uh tow
>>559570507He never recovered from this
Why are the A-&-A back? spur.us seems to have blocked them for a month but here they are again Absolutely worthless site moderation
>>559570583How are you not bored of living like this.
>>559570586except for the part where he came back and beat robo rufus's ass
>>559570587somehow, they returned
>>559570587The one spammer is shitting up every single thread, though. All the "self insert" spam is him.And so are posts like this >>559562995Where he is starting shit with totally normal posts.
>>559570604Hello! It seems you used the wrong punctuation! You are supposed to use an interrogation point instead of a period when asking a question!Thank for for reading this public service announcement.
>>559570620Blud, he could titfuck Elie and Rixia on screen and it still wouldn't do anything to erase his humiliation in the eyes of the fandom
>>559570720Why did falcum do him so dirty...
acheron x black sean
>gets mod status on an alt chan and proceeds to abuse mod status to delete anything that triggers him>doesn't delete BBC postsI "who" this refers to
>>559570775press X toSEAN! SEAN! SEAN!!!!!
>>559570775>>559570781Go to a therapist. And no, spamming with your phone + PC does not make you multiple people.
nice thread honkeks
>>559570912We could always make it into a kiseki thread...
You are seen.
>>559570806>>559570823>thinks if he just keeps spamming with his 4chan passes, phone and PC that he "wins" no matter what
https://youtu.be/ajjdY070VU4
>marathon already failed to reach its peak yesterdayLol.
>>559570969
BS? For Dahlia.
>>559570969Thanks for confirming you're "him" and that "he" likes black penis.
>>559570979did we?
this thread is so bad lately I used to be proud to tell people in other threads that I post here, nowadays I just lie and say I'm a /gig/ poster
Black Swan tribbing Acheron tribbing Dahlia
>>559570952haha...
>>559570969Why do you like blacked so much?
>>559571169our FVARKING HEROES!>kevin forgottenjust like falcom...
>>559571095I'm just here to interact with the few people that actually play since they're nice folk
>>559571076I did at least and I still make good use of him. I started full-clearing endgame for the first time after getting him and Herta
so bored of shaun chimping out over nothing
https://vocaroo.com/1cOKiZm7vCJV
Did one of Silver Wolf making it clap, wish I could add audio...
>>559571228*headpats u* haha...
>>559571280that's nice to knowI know people hate sunday but he's been through the wringer so good on him
>>559560325Mydei's POV
>>559571324Dahlia next please
>>559571023>>559571034>>559571074>gets called out on using multiple devices to post>thinks easily faked screen shots fool anyone
>>559571324Silver SEX!If you could do a Bronya one (with her pantyhose) I would be indebted to you for life
Where is fugod ass anon
Thoughts on my Genshin equivalent of AA clear that I totally didn't edit to make it look like my E6S6 Columbina was E2?
>>559571528KEKYTOW
>>559571485
>>559571528jesus christ what is going on in this game
>>559561207That's pretty good compared to genshin
>>559571059>>559571146>>559571176You trying so pathetically hard to force "memes" makes you pathetic.>>559571528>>559571542It's just so funny how you obsessively refuse to ever admit you're wrong about anything.You know that's not edited. But you are doubling down on spamming it because you're deranged.
>>559571608What meme retard Dahlia is clearly shipped with BS
Greg O'Gallagher
>>559571549Why should anyone believe this screen shot isn't altered.
>>559571691see>>559570698
What are the non-crack ships in this game?
>>559571732fu x qq
>>559571732Bailu x Food
>>559571670BS is shipped with Sparkle, Acheron, Dahlia and arguably Evernight. She is a whore beyond saving.
>>559571670>>559571685>>559571729How are you not bored of living like this?
>>559571732Caelus x cock
>>559571806
>>559571732
>>559571732Phainon x Mydei
>>559561207That is good. It has the same rate as burnice. Monodrama was 2 years ago. It will probably never reach monodrama levels which was really sus. It wasnt as popular as Burnice's trailer at all but for some reason reached 20m views. Even this place didn't talk much about it while /v/ just mafe fun of chinks stealing yet again from japs because apparently the trailer was a 1:1 rip off of Date A Live.
2 days
missed seeds itt
>>559571857Erm, it's JQ X FeixiaoMoze /watches/ because that's his job...
>>559571032I for one am glad Bungie is about to get liquidated
Life hack, if you are making cheese toast spice it up with pic. related.
>>559571732These are your canon officially approved ships
>>559571854>>559571904It's funny how random things like "seed" being used correctly in an English statement mind breaks you so hard.
>>559571953stelle x bubbles...
>>559571917Not at all.
>>559571942I am a soon to be 21 years old university student and don't know how to cook.
>>559571942where do i get this?
>>559571990
>>559572093>>559572093>>559572093
>>559571732Women x penis (melanated)
>>559571990well you missed one
>mind break>a lone>screen shot>shit postwhy does my gut type like this?
>>559571953>Phainon x Mydei>Phainon x Anaxa x CastoriceWhy are bisexual men so unloyal?
gg123x is gross
>>559572083>>559572120>>559572130>>559572183Why are you so obsessed with personal grudges over the internet?
>>559572080I bought it on german amazon, it's 300 g from Japan, about 8euro.Shichimi Nanami Togarashi it's sansho pepper, black and white sesame seeds, dried orange or yuzu peel, ground ginger, poppy seeds, and nori (seaweed).
Last word.
Three is better than tow
