Previous Thread: >>559548854>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>3/4 After Maint – 3/18 10:59Koyuki (Pajamas)Yuuka (Pajamas)Noa (Pajamas)Fuuka (New Year – Limited)Haruna (New Year – Limited)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/639>Events:Secret Midnight Party: The Chimes of Tag – 3/4 After Maint – 3/18 10:59>Content:Grand Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Torment w/Heavy & Special Armor) – 3/4 After Maint – 3/11 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 2/13 11:00 – 3/18 3:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 3/4 4:00 – 3/11 3:592x Hard – 3/11 4:00 – 3/18 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>3/3 2:00 – 3/10 1:59Hina (Swimsuit)Iori (Swimsuit)Mimori (Swimsuit)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3374459>Events:The Arius District's Emergency Class Mission – 2/3 2:00 – 3/10 1:59Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 3/3 2:00 – 3/10 18:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Grand Assault: ShiroKuro (Indoor – Torment w/Light & Elastic Armor) – 3/3 2:00 – 3/9 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 2/11 2:00 – 3/9 18:592x Commissions – 3/2 19:00 – 3/9 18:592x Bounty – 3/9 19:00 – 3/16 18:592x Account EXP – 3/13 19:00 – 3/15 18:592x Commissions – 3/16 19:00 – 3/23 18:592x Account EXP – 3/20 19:00 – 3/22 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 3/23 19:00 – 3/30 18:59
>>559571241https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive8https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive8https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive8
>>559574412imagine
I was promised Seia breed
Who would you go to karaoke with, /bag/?
Hmm, with the world being super insane about pedos. Thank God blue archive isn't affected.
I've been living at work lately, can someone post all the good pictures that popped up in the last few weeks?
No, Blue Archive is not a "hag game." In gacha and anime communities, a "hag game" (or hag gacha) refers to titles where the primary appeal is mature adult women—typically 20s-30s+ with voluptuous, "MILF"-like designs (e.g., certain Arknights operators). Blue Archive, by contrast, features ~200 playable characters who are all academy students, designed as cute, youthful schoolgirls in uniforms (with halo accessories and guns). Official profiles list most as 15-18 years old: Ayane, Atsuko151st-year students, petite schoolgirls Karin, Kasumi16Typical mid-teens Kayoko, Wakamo, Makoto18"Oldest" students; fans ironically meme them as "hags" despite still being teens/young adults in school uniforms Shun"Top secret" (implied 20s via lore)Rare instructor (not a student); tallest at 174cm, mature demeanor, but still cute anime-girl designThe community often calls BA a prime "loli/schoolgirl game," with frequent "loli of the day" posts and awards for its characters. "Hag" is just hyperbolic fan slang for anyone ~18+ in this teen-focused roster.
/vt/umors get the rope.
Where's the gogurt thread
>>559574628Who’s the loli of the day today
>>559574568Sex in the Karaoke room
>>559574634Yeah, the Gogurt rope.
>>559574345boy thread
>>559574628@seia I don't understand. Seiafy this.
>>559574763Needs Neru’s halo
>>559574578Bro your booru? Also give me playable Malcute, John Nexon...
Thoughts on this artist’s illustrations?https://x.com/ICHIZEN_RYUU2/media
>>559574760You cum to a vtuber, you cum to a 3dpd. Think about that for a second.
>>559574687Right here bro
>>559574481>Seia breedOn it
>>559574578
>>559574939I already do this constantly.You're gonna have to try harder if you wanna shame me.
So THAT'S where my pyros are!
Nagisabros...
There is always a bigger fish.
>>559574571I chuckled at any law implementing death penalty over child abuse. Everyone is so trigger happy in the west that they forgot why the law isn't a place for emotions.
>>559575079What does in the cave mean
>>559575101The biggest cow
>>559575023I don't have to. You already did it yourself, tier 3 amouranth subscriber.
Stream news today
>>559574345Nel
Ibukisex
>>559575171I can do better than that. And I do!I know where to find JAV for free!!
Why is there a sudden rise in Arise posting lately?
>>559575267Colonize
>M.Reisa>I.Mari>Wappi>S.Hoshino>Mika>Kisaki>Kei>Aris>B.Hoshino>69k PyroIt's over
Post HORNy students
>>559575148She’ll be absent while Sensei fucks Mika and Seia.
>>559575332Just get them all in 1 hit lmao
theres nothing to play this weekend
>>559575219imagine the taste
Seeing their non-human body parts get special considerations within the wardrobe is always great to see
>>559575253Oh. You should have said you're gookako poster.
https://x.com/HigasikataJunpe/status/2030117515129762254
>>559575371
>>559575597but I'm not a gookI'm extremely American, despite a racial handicap (somewhat brown)I even prefer Hina over Ako
>JAV in the year of our Lord 2026
Nicehttps://x.com/horuhara/status/2030123503517876299
>>559575597rollable when?
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>559575707>brown>americanAh. That explains a lot.
>>559575079https://x.com/araara_do/status/2029548992942764246
yep, this is good enough
Hey
>>559575910I'M SORRY I'M NOT THE PERFECT SON YOU WANTED DAD
>>559575987
I don't wanna do GA right now...
Explain.
>>559575907Proof?
>>559575332>>559575332You have over a 67% chance of getting all of them
>>559575907she looks fat
>>559576002It's ok, josé. We'll throw you into a vat of bleach and it'll be ok.
>>559576141proof???
My ba (steam) keep getting black screen.
>brown niggas itt
>>559576163what site is this
>>559576206feed your bird
>>559576271Do you got the monitor on
>>559576216Hold up, if I can pass for Mexican, then I can act as a plant to get that one Anon's hot student's drug dealing boyfriend in trouble with the cops and have him carted away, leaving her emotionally vulnerable and allowing Anon-Sensei to swoop in and steal her heart.I think we can make this work!
>>559576316https://yuzutrends.app/planner/gacha
>>559575580smeg
sex
can you avoid draft if youre brown? just pretend youre not american and cant speak english
>>559576330I don't have monitor
stop calling her smeg
>>559576587big ahh head
>>559576132She saw my adultpussy posts...
Mika love
I sniffed. Gomen.
>>559576980OUR HERO
>>559576979that's a man
>>559576979that's a man isn't it?
>>559576979You're homosexual
>>559577124thats a woman
>>559577124Square jaw
>>559577065>>559577118LMAO HE IS
>>559577248@grok is this a woman?
>>559577262How are /bag/gots so good at identifying a man?
Seems it's a good time for bed.
>>559577124That looks like a man.
>>559577332there are a lot of male BA cosplayer and you are going to be right more times than not
>cosplay tranny is a an actual faggot lolmao
>>559577124Hello everyone
stop posting 3dpd
>>559577332For that one, just look at the hands.
>>559576001
>>559577516
>>559577516>>559577669Hina keina...
this thread is ass
>>559577759The coinslot squad
>>559577920I want to bury my face in there
>>559577385Omg hi traitor!
>>559577516Ah yesKei my beloved
>>559577248this is undoubtedly a woman
spring stream next month?
I prefer adult white hair
>>559575079This guy promised me Erisex last comiket and didn't deliver in time
menherasexsex with menhera
i like kei, hina, plana and miyako
Start posting 2d
>>559577332ankles tells a lot. men have pointy ankles, women's are narrower
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
https://x.com/facominn/status/2030111849770012881?s=20Magical girl Saki
>>559575305/bag/ wants to have a daughter
>>559574415https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive9https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive9https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive9
>>559577324>>559578148No, that's a man.https://x.com/Aru_Kim1972/status/2029499747955065126
>>559577332real recognize real
>>559578794you can easily tell by the proportion of the legs.baggots really have never touched a women
>>559574628>Rare instructor (not a student); tallest at 174cm, mature demeanor, but still cute anime-girl designI suppose you also think Kokona isn't a student?>Well no she's obviously a childBut she's also an instructor>But she's young not oldKokona directly says Shun isn't an adult yet, and Shun is a third year student in Shanhaijing school>Yeah but I like to headcanon she's 40 years oldWell she isn't, she's a student. Shanhaijing has a student teacher program for anyone that signs up for Plum Blossom. They're still children but they're allowed to play teacher while looking over kindergardeners.
>>559576001I can see her panties
>>559578987I like how stupidly baggy Koharu's socks / legwarmer things are.
>>559578552I like Trinity Hina too
>>559576541We need more Subaru bullying content desu
plushie porn
Haha, this is SO her!
Nexon doesn't want you to know that crafting during certain specific times of day yields far better results.
McDonalds CEO looking ahh
>>559579467:skull: :skull: :skull:
>>559579636is that...hebraic???????
>>559579636Thought this was a custom hitbox at first
I profoundly, deeply hate shirokuro
@arona is this real?
>>559579831WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE A HALO
>>559579915YWNBAS
>>559579915Fantome means ghost
>>559579819Hina singerina
>>559579951You broke her dream of being a shinobi.
>>559580083SHENSHEI DONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559579467Burgermogged
HEY
Shhhh burgers are going to sleep...
The cutest...
>>559580489It's still 10pm...
>>559580593>west coastyikes
>>559579819Wtf Hina can sing
>>559580660ANON NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559580660KOHARU GET DOWN
>>559580660
>>559580660Well now I HAVE to jack off
>>559580464Only Aru knows how to eat a burger
>>559580660I recognize that anus
>>559580660NeruSex...
Takane is butthurt...
>>559580660Unprotected Vaginal sex meant for procreation with Neru.
uheee~
Height differences
>>559581223I miss her........
I believe in Wild Hunt fes
>>559581470why are white haired girls like this?
>>559581472I hope Iroha’s hair stays untied.
>>559580625best coast is barely hitting 9pm...
>>559581596
Joh Nexon needs to release another school. I'm tired of not being able to sweep the Trinity bounties without losing efficiency.
I love hat autists
>>559581883There was some guy that kept commissioning snake stuff, this reminded me of it, it was really specific
Sensei wants herFish fear her
would you eat trinityslop?
>>559582048Depends, what are they serving?
Do you like the final design Nexon chose for Kei, or would you have preferred her to have the same hair color as Alice but with pink eyes?
>>559582167
>>559582282I like it being unique, and I think it turned out well for both of them
>>559582048Trinity must have the highest diabetes rates in all of Kivotos.
Akane Love!Time to dream
>>559582282Of course. Alice but pink eyes wouldn't have gone over so well and we all know it
Imagine Mari and Hanako body swapping
>>559582309Yum
>>559582282for me it's super white
which one
>>559582864Hina is smaller
Hina babu
>>559582864Whichever one you like the most, for me it's Hiniature
>>559582648There should be more body-swap fanart. The possibilities are endless.
>>559582864I like Iori a lot moreBut Hina's wide, cheap EX skill is pretty satisfying to use
>>559582864Which do you prefer? This...
>>559574345
>>559583319...or this?
>>559578774https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive10https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive10https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive10
Testing
>slow threadwheres everyone going?
>>559583686To sleep.
>>559579406I want to
>>559583686It’s 12:37 AM. Most anons are probably asleep.
>>559583686Gooning, i'll be back tomorrow or later if i don't get knocked out
>>559583686Bed
Feet Archive
>>559583908My time is exactly 12 hours apart from yours
>>559580484
>>559582282I fucked AMAS Kei.
>>559584362Hina Fluffina
>>559584362It's been so long since his last post...
As I was refreshing to find attack target, my rank dropped by 50, I checked battle history and don't see any defense?
>>559583387Imagine how violently hard she'll ride you, she'll likely make you vomit and piss'n sheet blood while your eyes bulge out barely hanging there by the eye socket, just from the sheer shaking and reordering of your internal organs
>>559584616I really like this part right here
>>559583686pooe
>>559584760You make can make a chid a woman by grabbing there
>>559584676Nevermind, it updated.
yuzu battle moment
>>559585140Based Mika enjoyer
>>559585140First Kaya, now Mika… Everyone’s getting turned into cubes…
>>559583686Church
>>559585392Tummies are not sexy.
I don’t remember, did Rio break the monitors before leaving to cover her tracks or was there something else that broke them
>>559585446It was already broken before Seia got to that room> HowFuck if I know, abandoned stuffs get broken from earthquake or something
weekend is hereGAMETIME
>>559585140What happens to someone like this when the game shuts down?
>>559583686bingo
>>559585571They mourn for their lost love, they set up a memorial shrine in another room, and they move on to another game.It helps if you have two or three games to focus upon at once so that you don't look like you're rebounding right away.
We're all playing highguard before it got eos right guys?
>>559585741Sorry, too busy with the new PoE league
>>559585571People buy merch for stuff that’s already finished all the time don’t they
>>559585741Why do people do this? Some fags did the same with Concord
>>559585741i'm still catching up with concord
https://x.com/otinpo_pussy/status/2028288390786093211
Reisa's pelvis bone when?
>>559585741>le mystery meat man
Reisa is the kinda girl you fuck on a bench at night under a lamppost to give it a stage production feel
>>559585847It's like people gathering right before demolition.
you guys are performative hornyyou guys are performative chudsyou guys are performative in generalnone of you are real
>>559586252Need
>>559583496https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive11https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive11https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchive11
>>559585985god bless
>>559586275That vixen (Momoka)
White guy named Ryan and his favorite student is Hina.
>>559574959
>>559587206
>>559587206Ryan has good taste
>>559587206>Hoshino, Hina, Mika, Kisaki, Seia, Kei
>>559587094why is she like this?
>Saori finished her redemption arc>no new haircutWe were robbed
Sora... actually lost?
I have the biggest dick in this thread
Gogurt your students again in 5 minutes
skirts and tails are a wonderful combination
Time for stoats
Time for pats.
Pat you are students
The cult failed. No pats today.
>>559588403
>>559588389>>559588390You've doomed us all
Even JP artists have the concept of Mika before the rewrites huh
>>559588389>>559588390
Come here girl (go 'head be gone with it)Come to the back (go 'head be gone with it)VIP (go 'head be gone with it)Drinks on me (go 'head be gone with it)Let me see what you're twerking with (go 'head be gone with it)Look at those hips (go 'head be gone with it)You make me smile (go 'head be gone with it)
>>559588590He pretty clearly means before she grew as a person
>>559585249naughty maids
>>559588692Right. Before the rewrites.
>>559588389>>559588390Pat Pat Pat
I'm having the kind of horny that doesn't calm with fapping
>>559586623https://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchivendhttps://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchivendhttps://jiggie.fun/fridayreturnarchivend
>>559589235slam your nuts with a hammer
https://www.iwara.tv/video/iHpJSnrQ88ISsK/candc-finestNew Croove just dropped
I'm an elf fucker
New player here, should I spend money on Magical Girl Reisa?
>>559589783> new playerJust read the story, newfags should be able to get at least 2 sparks or more. Don't spend money willy nilly
>>559589783Smoooch
>>559589783For your reading pleasure, new friend.
I honestly don't know why I spent over two years on this game if the developer, the publisher, her own Japanese VA, and the community all hate my favorite student. Why did spend money on this game? Why did I spend money on her plushies?Gomen, Yuuka.
>>559589975wtf momotalks are canon?
>>559589783oh and this too, I forgot to link in my main post. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3573062837
Everything after pikaman is not canon.
>>559589262Thanks for playing!
POST
Mika is scary.
use case for keeping /bag/ on page 1 all the time?
>>559590097Yes, they're all canon. People may not like it but sensei is at max relationship status with all the girls in Kivotos by the end.
>>559590436showing that we are better than sora.
I don't wanna do GA...
:akoYES:
>>559588753That's not what a rewrite meansRewrite implies they overwrote what existed before and erased it, like a remake.What Mika had was character development
First time posting since 2024Well it's been 2 years since i last posted on /bag/. I was 27 then and im 29 now. I've done so much and so little at the same time. I thought I'd never have a gf, but ive had multiple. I never thought I'd get a real job, but now i work as an accountant. I have a nice physique from the going to the gym for 2 years. Yet, i'm still back here and I still feel like a loser and a failure.How has the last 2 years been for you?
CEASE
I NEED TO FUCKING CUM INSIDE RIO
>>559590097Every momotalk is canonevery event is canonevery group episode is canonevery side story is canonevery main chapter is canoneverything in the game is canonIts almost always a former FGO player when they assume that most of the game just somehow might not be canon. All events get added to the permanent archive after a year, you're expected to read almost all of them before reading volume F.
this is not your discord serverit's mine and I don't want you here
I have the rarest gooks in /bag/
Gaming might be the most loser hobby ever. I get foids now.
>>559590535>character development is when every single negative aspect of your character disappearsNah. They white washed Mika.
>>559590608Imagine being gone so long that Seia is now on her second alt, and Rio is on her third.
we call them femoids here
>>559590772What hobbies attract women to you?
>7 hours agoLmao.
>>559590608Fine. Got laid off. Got a better job. Lost 50 pounds. Don't really want a GF though
>>559590840Rape
gookako hours
I want to post gookakos too but I don't knoiw where to download/buy the images
do you guys click on gookakos to uncrisp them?
>>559590717>Its almost always a former FGO player when they assume that most of the game just somehow might not be canon.They must be fucking dumb because all of FGO's bullshit is canon.
>>559590947always
>>559590954Back when I used to be part of it they argued canon about everything almost daily, because "This event is too silly to be canon".
waiter my order please
>>559590772Weak aura detectedJust enjoy yourself.Knitte-sensei
why is my penis hard and leaking a weird substance
>>559591013I know exactly the retards you're talking about, and they are just that: Retards.
god there's so much carrot in my breakfast
Why do people sexualize Kei so much? You didn't see this much for Aris.
>>559591118That's called peeing
>>559591079I want to enjoy women not myself.
Why is "pau" and "mala" censored in BA chat? are they acronyms for something or mean something offensive in some language?
>>559591198sorry I didn't read your post but I did jerk of to the the picture you attached to it
>>559591198Arisu is daughtercore>>559591237Womens are soft and warmth i like it
>>559591204I thought you can't pee while it's hard?
>>559591248half of the words in all languages in existence are censored because they mean something bad in one of ten thousands dialects in some indonesian village
>>559591204Do your kegels
>>559588012I appreciate this artist for drawing pubes on the students
malaka
>>559591248Reason: seaniggers https://github.com/electricgoat/ba-data/blob/global/Other/blacklist.csv
I dub theeK***ht Karin
>>559591461I don't see my name on there or any of it's parts, yet the game didn't let me use it as my sensei name
>>559591559e.g: you can't use Fuuka as nickname because "Fuuk" is banned
M-Mutsuki?
>>559590096meds. now.
>>559590096What?
sensei
>>559591461>game is 16+>has a wordfilter way worse than nintendois this game for little retarded kids or something
>>559591248Malaka means faggot in Greek.
>managed to go through all the events>it took me 3 hours of clicking the menus, loading and doing the fight phase>didn't even read the story yetHoly fuck, what a slogfest, but now I can read it when I have some free time at least.Also, why won't this dot go away? Is it related to the conquest shit?
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>559592654Is 5am morning? Its still dark.
>>559591461>banchod and madarchod not filtered>bobs and vegene not filteredindiachads win again
>>559592538yes
I'm bored
>>559592796fuck
i never learned to do my tie so i have rinny do it for me every morning
>5 hours old thread>412 replies/bag/ died
>>559592845I went back to it every time I had excess AP after events. There are times that happens while there are no bonus up so I just use the AP to do archived stories or in this case 100% conquest
>>559592538>he skippedIts like saying you "read a book" and then later reveal "Yeah I skipped every word and just flipped through the pages really fast". The entire point is the story, this game is a visual novel. The stuff that happens in events ends up important later on and gets referenced in main story. Fuck is it so hard to just read the story if you're skipping through anyway?
>>559592654this is your WORST one yet!
>>559592274Miyako...
>>559592883Sorry, I was too busy spending friday night jerking off instead of keeping the thread alive by samefagging and arguing with myself.
>>559592713
Go on without me...
>>559592892That's a whole lot of words for someone who didn't even read my post kek>now I can read it when I have some free time at least>>559592887I think I'll just bite the bullet and do it today when my AP regenerates a little. I still have conquest from vol F left, but I guess it'll have to wait a little
You: Tech NotesMe: >>559593008
>>559593008Your double bounties?
Rain dance
>>559593029>implying you'll actually read it
What if after BA they make a medieval fantasy BA
>>559593161Why wouldn't I?
/bag/ has fallenbillions must reply to my bait
>>559593491Go on
megumbo
>>559591461YOU WHACKOFF GAMEMASTER JING JIGABOO CYBEREROTICA FLIKKER
thread will be slow, we're all watching holofes
>>559591461>there are 135 variations of a word nigger>Proud Boys is blocked>soiboi is blockedDid they just pull these from 2016 4chan or what?
>>559590096Average yuucuck right here
I can't afford to...
Do we love Rio here?
>>559591461>too many requestsI WANNA SEE IT TOO
>>559591461>don't say the BA word
>>559594005>every time you open the game students greet you with a slur
>>559593920Instead of making you type Blue Archive it should make you type I Hate My Students, then there's a cutscene where your most bonded characters are like "sensei... you're leaving? but you're gonna come back, right?"
>>559591248Pau means dick.But some of those are... mild at best.>bicha >bicho>chupa (suck)>comer (eat)>gato (cat)>maluco (crazy)>saco (sack)Some don't even really make much sense because they are very context sensitive, and mild at best. I myself even call random people on the street bicho/bicha/maluco and nothing ever happened.
>double downsretry your bait in 8 hours when everyone is up
>>559593848Billons must suffer
Need Zoos...
>>559594151I think yuukeks are already used to their reverse ntr punching bag being pathetic all the time
>>559594181
>>559591461>nexon>NEXONfor what purpose
>>559594396that's arisfags now
>>559591198Aris has like a shitzillion lewds
>>559594471why are you so fat?
>>559594471God bless the USA
>>559594482It's bothI haven't seen arisfags having melties on this level yet tho
>>559594151This, except every time you exit the shop without spending any money.
>>559591461I recall this is just a giant filter list they pulled from their other games like maplestory.
>>559574345why are we in troon edition instead of Shiroko's?
>>559594005>nexon when you utter the games name
>>559594750I love alice & kei.
You can't NTR women. Harem is natural law.
>had the brilliant idea to ex mode dHina so that I can reposition the other students while she doesn't have to reposition herself until her ex mode ends>in reality she cannot activate her ex attacks because she needs to reposition>but she can't because she's in ex mode >so just she stands there aiming like a little birdieheeheeheeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeHHEEeeeehhhEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEE
>>559591461fun fact: they had to hire a black guy to type all the 'nigger's because they didn't have one on staff
>>559594471It's actually fire
>>559594842speak for yourself troon also go back
>>559574936Eroi. I like it
>>559594934if you weren't so fucking stupid you'd be able to infer that I actually hate them
>pumptard isn't censored>gooner isn't censored>nor gooner, edge, leak, handseggs and other modern gooner slangCongratulations.
>>559594005blowme
>>559595047>wesure thing. kys
>>559594897Tell that to Yuuka.
>troon troon troon troon troon troon troon troon troon troon troon troonhad enough of you niggas
>>559595064>nor goon*
>>559594903You don't need to reposition dHina.
>HaremSome of y'all couldn't choose a started pokemon and it shows
Shirokuro purple torment was so much easier than red torment, what the hell
What's wrong with all of you.
>>559595143bulbasaur was always my nigga
this thread is asseveryone is just tryna get a rise out of each other for some reason
When Hiyori and sWakamo are gonna be added to the shop?
>>559595151Because there's no crit malding like with dHina.
>>559595187all me
>>559594903GUHHHHHHHHyou have great taste if you post Hina images like that....
nothing wrong with me
Onahole is censored but fleshlight isn't. For real?Also,>ngh>scat>ejaculator>premature>prejac>paizuriAmong other stuff.
>>559595274two
>>559594803yeah its is, they used old blacklist from goystory
>>559595229Maybe. But I also had someone's fully maxed out Nozomi to borrow, thankfully, so it was a breeze. Dunno if the same would hold for UE40 nozomi, not really willing to find out myself
Rio's bond story pisses me off. It's supposed to show us the process of WHY Rio's affection for the teacher increases, but to put it bluntly, I feel like it's sloppy.Multiple times during the main story whenever Avant Garde is mentioned as 'lame' or 'stupid', Sensei clams up and doesn't say anything. Hell, even in V2C2 he just goes "..." when everyone is ganging up on Rio, and Rio does actually get offended. Yet the moment Sensei gets alone in with her in the bond story, he starts making those cringey comments about how Avant Garde is totally cool! It's gross.It's like this: There's a heroine who's bad at cooking, and when everyone's ripping her apart, you stay quiet, but the second you're alone, you go, "Nah, it's good actually." If you're gonna follow galge-style affection tropes, shouldn't you be ready to tank your own rep and say it's delicious right there on the spot while eating it? Honestly it just reinforces the idea that Sensei is some sociopathic social camelon that just does whatever is most convenient for his students in the moment. Ironically in a very utilitarian way. It sickens me. I fucking hate Sensei.
>>559595291>nghidgi
>>559595338The dead giveaway for me was document turning into do***ment, or suspicious turning into su****ious.
Gyatto (Night infiltration mode).
>>559595451basically gooner moan
>>559595491[X] Enable night mode
finna read some momos to make room for all the spooks im getting next week
my princesswife Mika
This thread stinks
Good night Mikatards
>>559595581
I can tell you about Project KV — what it could have turned into if Dynamis hadn’t had it stolen from themIf anyone is actually interested in this today
>>559595381it's fully doable with ue40 in 1t. i tried for fun and winged it on the first attempt.
Any students pointing at me will get this
Man, this thread SUCKS
>>559595087>talking about kysYou need to fuck off right now >>>/lgbt/filling capcha just to tell you that and post cute picture of my studentwife
>>559595657Say what you will about them, they still knew how to wow people with a killer sense of aesthetic. Not even nexon's project looks even a fraction as good as the autumn Kyoto academy setting did.
>>559595684what team? I couldn't do it with 1t. I can barely clear phase 1 and by the time I reach phase 2 I get wrecked (probably because I can't find the right pixel to stand on)
that was quick
>>559585985>otinpo_pussy
>>559595731Why are you acting like /lgbt/ is something bad? It's not like that board and /bag/ aren't connected nuh -uh not at all...
momoi and midori are just rom and ram from neptunia
>>559595731>troon is a hinafagsasuga..
>>559595791I've become a pig.
>>559595869you mean neptune
SHUTUUUUUPall of you are so retarded holy shit
>>559586265>you guys are performative hornyI wish
>>559595791Does Sumire hate fat balding sensei? Asking for a friend~
>>559595869Who's the BA equivalent of Blanc?
I started this game a couple of days ago and I don't really know what I should be doing. Do I just finish the story then start the battle missions? Who do I pull for? Do I save?
Neptunia collab when?
>>559595972just be yourself
>>559595967cherino
Just did triple inesaeExtremly comfy
>>559595784it was supposed to be a single player(?), a visual novel from MX studio with DLC(?) monetization, and yeah all the assets of MX blade were indeed stolen by Dynamis
>>559595972speedrun stages when you are tired from reading the story, read the story when you are tired from speedrunning stages
>>559595785the default speedrun comp.hare, bhosh, nozomi, hikari, kisaki, nagisa.
>559595881>what is reading with understanding
>>559596038does that work on global?
will triple insane SRKR get me plat in EU?I'm being plagued by constant bad RNG>sHare needs to be 100% hp in phase 2 and she isn't often>bHosh dies>dHina doesn't crit>dHina over crits
>>559596142>will triple insane SRKR get me plat in EU?
>>559596116yeah, why wouldn't it? just use bhosh after the bomb explodes, not before.
>>559596116I did exactly that comp he's talking about and it worked without a hitch. Just have to be precise with bHosh timings a few times, but other than that it was easy.
reminder you get the same amount of pulls for plat as you get for gold in GA
>>559595869The designs for Momoi and Midori were honestly just for fun. They could've easily not been added to the game — it was purely because the devs thought they were cool kek
Forgive Rio
>>559596238Is this really how 90% of /bag/ looks like?
>>559596268>kupaatinawhat did he mean by this?
damn...
>>559596236Thank fuck they made it into the game. There's a universe where we got the old wildhunt designs instead of the twins
>>55959629890% of /bag/ is brown, latino, asian, fat, bald and ugly sadly
Hina abydosina
>>559596335I remember seeing a drawing someone made of this scene where Mimori is some 10 foot tall giant. She's in a sitting pose yet she's as tall as the door frame.
>>559596356Old Wild Hunt design looks like chinese chink slop this is a reason why it was rejected
>>559596335She's bold as fuck, she demanded a hug in her very first momo
Do you like Hina just because she looks like a femboy?
>>559596197>>559596208uh I can only find vids with ue60 nozomi. can I really survive phase 1 like this?
>>559573938>the ん before p becomes a bilabial nasal (close to m)Thanks for proving the point retard.We aren't natives, we don't have the ん sound (which is not n even though it's romanized like that) and in that situation it indeed sounds closer to m than n if you were to try to pronounce it with your gaijin mouth.
>>559596583Might as well give it a shot in mock since the steps are so short. I feel like as long as you activate the groggy state at the right moment you should be okay
>>559591461>open link>"auschwitz" is the first word>crack a laughkek
>>559596516shes too powerful
>See a cute female student>"That must be a boy"What did he mean by this?
>>559596626Speak for yourself. I'm turning Japanese
>>559595684Even with good stability rolls my UE40 Nozomi is short at least 1-1.5m on Shiro so I had to send another team first to chip away that HP. Granted, she's not fully maxed, but still.>>559596583The brats barely take any damage, only Hoshino tanks some bombs and needs survivability.
>See a disgusting femboy with horns>Baggots call HIM Cute>Hina
>>559596858Not like this...
>>559596732>>559596858she's too plain
>>559596395GUHHHHH
shadowboxing against yourself and losing is just sad...
>>559596834is UE40 Kiki necessary?
PLEASE ARONAI need both magical girls in my first tenner, I don't have pyro to double spark it
>>559596948No, should be fine without it.
>>559596834>The brats barely take any damagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlsGlmfH7Eis this the correct strat? they do get damage
>>559596783"Sukdeep Dikshit, just snort hinon fart a lot""you'll reincarnate as nihonjin trust saaaar"
holy shit purple shirokuro is a fucking cancer, it took me 4 teams and 1 failed ticket to kill those rats
>>559597016This uses the Jp bug where Hoshino doesn't lose cover and doesn't get stunned after getting bombed. They fixed it on global so it no longer works.
>>559597012I'll give it a shot then, thanks
I can't decide if I'd prefer Magical Girl Hasumi, or Idol Hasumi
https://x.com/LoliPussyRape/status/2029883219206885777TRVTH NUKE
Isn't Hina just Astolfo in Blue Archive?
Are they fixing the Wakamo bug for Yesod? I don't want to look at this ghastly student
>>559597131I prefer Hasumi (villainess)
>>559597259Interesting. What would that look like?
Forgot your iroha pic?
>>559596858Mimori I will use you again for Chokemah, don't worry
>>559596516You know what, I guess that Mimori doujin is not that far off
wtf hugging mimori is too much but sharing a bed with hoshino is fine?
>>559596948absolutely not. she did fine at 4* for me
I miss the clanker sex with Kei
>>559597315Basically Hasumi in this kind of costume
>>559597356>bodyswapnigga...
>>559596976
release her
Purple may be easier overall but red is easier to highscore. Hina just two taps both phases lmao.
>veteran senseis struggling to get plat this gameanwhile, i just started this game 3 days ago and i have one of the best scores in ga while only using yuuka. you guys need to git gud like me.
>>559597413Hoshino had sex with (you) in that train.
>>559597413Sensei loves his meta students.
>>559597668if she crits*
>>559597731nihao, Chang
>>559597523You wouldn't mind bodyswap with your studentwife if you love her.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/141053170>Some /BA/ggot asks rape artist to draw his waifu.>Asks for roleplay version of what he is good at
>>559595785It's doable, but you need several near pixel perfect moves
last momos until image eos
>>559597849Man... That's hot
>IS THIS A PERORO PLUSHIE!?? AIIEEE CONFISCATED CONFISCATED!>Oh damn you have a bomb in your bag yeah that's perfectly legal carry on.What is Wild hunt's problem?
>>559598092that's just how kivotos is
>>559596834>not fully maxedcan you list her stats?
>>559598178
she cute
bing bing wahoo
so we're rolling for reisa right?
>>559598206They made Koyuk into a small cute creature.
Should I ever run credit comms? I'm down to my last 50m.
>>559598206someone post THAT edit of her ex skill animation
all that effort and barely enough for half a roll
>>559598315we?
Yuuka? We love her
>>559598506Yuuka? We cuck her.
>>559598464yes WE niggaYOU and ME are rolling for Leisa
what if chise was evil and instead of bing she said gnib?
>>559597868>several near pixel perfect moves>UE40 cHare>UE50 bHoshwhy even bother...
>>559598353If you need NEED to upgrade someone, otherwise I'd just wait until you naturally earn more
>>559594503pixiv ratios>Aris11% R18>Kei18% R18
>>559598538then better buy me some pakeji so WE pull for her
>>559597868:)
does anybody have a nozomi i can borrow
post faster
>>559598830you need better eyes before needing nozomi
>>559598830i do
>>559598749Your Hoshino is about to die
>>559598830yes
>>559598830Y skippu nozomi
>>559598830nigga that's a wrong Aru
>>559598907I thought my frustration was already evident with that :)
>>559598830you need to post your friend code and region
>>559598672Kei is not for sex.
>>559598830this team is a little sus
>>559598830If it's EU, BFUUMBWB. But it's only ue40
https://x.com/i/status/2030187068920582607
>>559598538She's so sexy
>>559598997Wrong.
>>559598907I guess I figured out the timing and positions but I am still taking too long. I think I am one rotation away from letting a cleanup team taking care of it
>>559598953>he doesn't know about her hidden skill
How can Kei not be for sex when she's my own personal onahole?
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>559598201the closest to that assist i have on my list is ue40 m7mm t10 t4 t8 +5atk b26 (7244 atk), and that worked fine for 1t.although my nagisa is ue40.
>>559599224I only had 6 min left to try but I guess it's easy enough with a smika cleanup
I hate pahyahya so damn much
Natori Sana is Kim certified vtuber to the point giving congratulatory flowers on site
>>559599224That's enough to clear with s.Mika on second team.But to one team clear it, you have to stability mald. The trick is to get Shiro as low as 4mil for your last attack, so you don't need the full 4 buffs and you can skip Kisaki. The extra 3 cost is how you squeez enough damage to kill the boss in one go
fish collab when
https://x.com/i/status/2030222048614813974https://x.com/i/status/2030211539488387255https://x.com/i/status/2029240049116889457
>>559599373Well, you have lower score than my 2t. I guess I could 1t if I let the brats finish off Shiro on their own and used up all 4 minutes.
last image GET
>>559599716true, it does take 4 minutes.
>do normal mission with simple strategy>get 3 starsHUH? I thought you get 3 stars for S rank X times, what's the point of doing command then? Cause on hard there's the pyro box, but what about normal
>>559599490not a surprise since they even invited her to an official livestream once
>>559599853You achievement.
I said, last image GET
>>559599853achievement pyros
>>559599801>implying yuucuck would get any actionlol
I THOUGHT I LOST YOU GUYS FOR REAL THIS TIME>tenshi.png
monkey..
it's back
⪩ ⪨θ ω θ
Thank god this website is up. Now you can stop shitting up my /bag/. Peace.
Where were you when 4chan died?
>alive>no imageswhat's the point then
dead thread xd
Now stay here faggots.
first
End of Seia is here
>>559599878What's the smell of gamer girls asshole?
>>559600095slop
Oh its back
POST FASTER /BAG/
Wow I wondered what you fags were doing while the site is down.
Hello?
>>559574345>13 hour threadwe lost so bad
zoooooooooos the azoooooooooooooosis back
Finally, fuck 8cucks holy fucking christ
post faster.
>>559583686>only 700 posts in 13 hoursYou weren't kidding, /bag/ is dead.
/bag/ lost
>>559574345listen i am a disgusting and evil limbab and i uhhh i UUUUUH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *CUMS*wait what the fuck do you mean image limit?
IT'S UP!
>>559600205jacking off mostly
>>559600285Feels like a discord channel
>we are the new soraBros...
>>559600205I cleaned my home, windows are fucking spotless now
>>559600401*samefags* I agree
>>559600205Checking out grubs livestreamStill fucking terrible
>>559600285>>559600401I get that you're butthurt about your posts being garbage and being filtered but do try to stay on topic
Go back to being dead 8cuck.
>13 hour thread/bag/ is so dead...
Hina Gogurtina
>>559599909All the girls will get sensei's delivered vaginal action
>>559600401so true sis
[-]Go back instead of being asshurt your glorified reddit circlejerk was criticized
>>559600564This nigga got filtered lmao
>>559600205I read momotalksgoing to the other site didn't even cross my mind
>>559600474What happened?
>>559600564 (Me)Sorry for being mean I'm under a lot of stress
You use 2 sites? What's next? 2 cocks in your mouth?
dead/bag/ when everyone moves to the next thread is literally an avatarfag circlejerk discord server you guys are so stupid
You know what?I'm gonna post in both threads and recommend others to do the same, not because I dislike 4chan but because it turns out that most avatarfags do it anyways, especially the gookakofagsI will never let gookakos post in peace, they must suffer for eternity
>>559600205ShiroKuro and Set
>559600564>N-No uReally 8cuck?
>>559600716You should dislike this place, but do whatever you want
>>559600712Open wide.
>they had a 10 hour >suddenly a 3 hour thread >they were happy to not be deadJust stay here instead of languishing in a dead site
>First thing some faggot does after the site is back up is bitch about some other siteWhy even go there in the first place?
i was beggining to doom
it's crazy how one post basically broke them
>>559600285Link the thread please, i wanna read the posts. Anyway, do they have archive sites?
personally I think Miyako is sexy
The thread was actually really normal and nice up until one of you retards decided to start being tribalistic and trying to shit on the website, goes to show how there are a minority of people here that are just insufferable to be around, I'm glad that this place at least acts as a containment chamber for mouth breathing retards
>>559600879⪩ ⪨θ ω θ‿..‿(◠ڼ◠)
>>559600865wel.... where else do you suppose to go to? reddit? facebook? hell no.
>>559600285had to hold my breath the whole time because of how bad it smells over there
>>559601061/mjg/'s 4han on their repo.
>>559600865It's called having empathy. Don't you feel sorry for them?
Slay the spire 2 is kinda mid ngl
>>559600943Good, now can you fuck off? Also buy an ad retard.
>>559601079Why the fuck would you go there if the site is that bad?
>>559601079But scatty boy posts here
>>559601123The first one wasn't good either and it created a lame genre
Don't come back
>>559600943the post that started the shitstorm was a response to one of them talking about halfbagit wasn't shitting on them in any way even, it was just a bunch of listed preferences
Hina's fault
>>559601186Right back atcha
>>559601132Gladly, let me know how it is to deal with scatposting next thread when the image slots open, faggot
>>559601236>>559601236>>559601236
AKANE LOVE FOREVER
>>559601189Almost as if they have an inferiority complex
>>559601156because you were there...
>>559600205I slept through almost the entire thing
>>559598672That 11% is still a ridiculously high quantity considering she has like what, 20k submissions total?That's more R18 submissions than the vast majority of characters will ever get in their entire lifetimes
More Hinawank would have saved us
>>559610778This, so much this!