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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Tenna sex
doomin'
>>559591108He might need a diet.
>>559591127>>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">>ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!Imagine an universe where spamton A spamton bluntly states that the roaring knight is the chapter 3 secret boss, your reaction at the time would be?
>>559589787Its incredible that people this stupid still exist in the fandom.Kris KEEPS US IN A CAGE.Kris LOCKS US UP IN TINY CUPBOARDS when they don't want us in control.Kris BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THE SOUL when it displeases them.It is entirely within Kris' power that the Soul ever gets put in the drivers seat, and Kris actively prevents the Soul from ever leaving or doing anything else.
Just a few more months until summer and the Smash 6 announcement with Papyrus and Alan Wake and the Demi-Fiend
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>559591390Spamton was trying to tell us that before Kris intimidated him into shutting the fuck upHe was just gonna tell us straight that the Knight was the next secret boss
>>559591418>H-hello. M-my name is~ *snf* is Soul, and K-Kris Dreemurr RAPED ME *sobs uncontrollably*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0D9x4CuEZA
>>559591418I hope toby fox provides us with various torture tools to make kris suffer for as long as i wish
>>559591602Hi, my name (what?) My name is (who?)
>>559591418You don't understand you're not using your MEDIA LITERACY Kris did all that because they were having a pissy tantrum at us for controlling them, not because they're "planning" anythingAlso they made the Chapter 3 fountain because they just wanted to have more happy innocent dark world fun with susie :) tenna made up everything about his deal with kris
>>559591598Hm, is spamton truly so broken that he starts spazzing out whenever someone threatens him? How can he be so imposing in his neo form yet so cowardly?
As soon as Kris stops needing to go to the Dark World he will kill the SoulThe Soul will be "used up"
>>559591732*wicky wicky* KRIS DREEMURR
>>559591771Well that's why he wants the NEO form he's usually a wretched little thing who everyone can push around effortlessly
>>559591663>Toby "I just want you to be friends with everyone" FoxNah, you're getting forced pacifism again
Seen my man Sage that I knew from the projectsSaid he had beef, asked me if I had my pieceSure do, two .22s in my shoes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaPDNgUPLE
You will never be able to truly torture Kris because on Normal Route you give them what they need (love and nurture and a chance to truly redeem theirself) and on Weird Route you give them what they want (Big Shot Freedom Baby!!!!!!!)
https://vocaroo.com/1cuLKizXdOWEThis is my CORE remix so far. Hopefully I can finish it for you tomorrow.
So, Ramb says that Kris used to play with King, Queen, Tenna, etcIf the game is a time loop, was that just Dess telling Kris the plans?After all its pretty strange to play games with these objects
>>559592191I think a lot of people don't understand that Kris isn't against the weird route, they're just iffy about it.We simply wouldn't get the option to Proceed if no part of Kris wanted to do it.
Putting us in a cage? Revenge at us for controlling them.Plugging in the TV? Done purely as a show of "I HAVE FREE WILL I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT" to spite us for controlling them with no foresight whatsoever that it'd become a Darkner.Putting us in a cupboard and slashing Toriel's tires? Wanting Susie to stay home and have happy fun in the Dark World they only decided they'd make just then.Making a Dark World in the living room? Happy wacky adventures with Susie.Tenna mentioning Kris making a deal with him? Instructed to do so by the Knight to frame Kris as a villain.Kris not getting swooned? The Knight just didn't feel like hitting them as hard because it knew they didn't deserve it.Kris kneeling for the Knight? Scared and helpless because the Knight is really strong and gave them owies.Spooky phone voice? Some random coincidental wrong number call that Kris has no affiliation with.Pulling us out in Dess's room and trying to trap us in a box? Lashing out at us for stealing their free will.Beating us up when we try to read the code? They just wanted to beat us up in general and we DESERVE it.Refusing to attack the Knight at the top of the stairs? Scared.Refusing to open the door the Knight's hidden in? Scared.You? The REAL villain of Deltarune.Kris? My INNOCENT, TORTURED HERO you ROBBED of free will because you're too selfish to STOP PLAYING.
Krisp
Evil and intimidating enby about to TORTURE and RAPE the poor red heart
>>559592202Sound pretty nice
The Soul is Kris.That's how souls work.
>>559592793Hes so cute istg
>>559592863This artist draws really nice Krises
But why the FUCK did Carol fill her house with heart shaped objects before anyone met the Soul?
Kris is Laura Palmer and the Soul (ME) is BOB.
Gaster is the angel. When Kris tried to summon a demon, it answered his call and filled his Soul with holy light.
>typical /utg/ Kris discussion
>>559592974>THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS!Either this or she just really likes heart shaped objects because she's corny
The schizo part of me thinks Bryan Lee O'Malley played Deltarune and got attached to Spamton. This influenced how he wrote Gideon Graves in SPTO and Scott Pilgrim EX(successful guy loses everything, becomes neutered and pathetic) and we need to kill him for his character assassination crimes.Yeah, I AM mad that my favorite irredeemable misogynist character from the comics got woobiefied for no reason.
>>559591875i want to hold him
>>559591981Forcing the player to make amends with kris is stupid, like cmon, you're the player, befriending your vessel is like the one thing that has to be done by the player, forcing us to befriend kris would be removing agency from the player in such a way that the player as a meta concept falls flat and would make you no different from a silent protagonist that's forced to do shit for the characters even when the player doesnt want to
>>559593079My perspective saves on the headache
>>559593074*her*schlubby video game player light
>>559593125When I see him like this I want to crush his head like a walnut.
>>559592331Also kris couldve done the coughing thing from when you tell susie youll never play again or from when you tell ralsei "of course not"
>>559592202For that genuine SNES sound compress the fuck out of it as a mastering and finishing touch.https://vocaroo.com/15I1M09CM5F4
>>559593368In defense of that, there were multiple Proceeds in a row. I imagine resisting one of those is pretty hard, and the Soul was really persistent.
>>559593467Why not cough on noelle's face then? That would at least distract her from your commands or just make her leave the party from disgust, but kris didn't.
>>559593542>Why not cough on noelle's face then?Human germs are deadly to anthropomorphic deer, anon
>>559593125This is very cute.
>>559593356His head can detach and fly around with a jet engine. It would rebound and turn your hands into putty.
>>559593467Yeah but there wouldn't be a single Proceed if Kris wasn't curious about becoming a Big Shot.Its like, if the Soul was in Susie the options would always include Eat Chalk
>>559593247Wouldn't be the first time the game forced you to do something against your will
>>559593943Because according to half the fanbase, bending over for the fictional characters while you get no character of your own, that's a good thing.
Why isn't the theory that the Knight tried to impregnate Toriel by putting eggs inside her taken as seriously as all the incest theories?
good morning deltarune general, what's good?
>>559594028>CoL jumpscare
>>559594074Just winding down for the night and chilling.
>>559594035Because the Knight is clearly sucking Toriel in which is the opposite of putting eggs in her
>>559593882Never said Kris didn't have flaws. I see Kris as this troubled kid who often gets intrusive thoughts as a result of feeling like he doesn't belong (the actual situation is debatable, but that seems to be how he feels). He has power fantasies like a lot of teenagers, but it's our job to give him the push he'd need to act on those.
>>559594074Good morning!My first coffee turned out weak so I'm having another one.
"Don't Forget" was a lullaby December sang to Kris
>>559594157nice and comfy :D>>559594219consume the coffee! >:3
i love buckethead <3
>>559594269I like to imagine Dess also taught Kris the pianoLines up with the piano being in her house and the fact Don't Forget literally has piano as the only instrument besides singing
>>559594074Today is the first of my three days off. Life is good.
>>559594467glad to hear! :D
I'd be ever so happy to be your friend!I've spent quite a long time alone in my castle, so having someone new to talk to is the best gift I could ask for.As your friend, I promise to always be here for you. If you're ever feeling down, please remember: "Please don't say mean things about yourself, that's my friend you're talking about!"Here is what we can do together as friends: Bake together: I'd love to teach you how to bake my special fluffy cakes (or even cauldron-cooked ones!). Share stories: I have many legends to tell, and I’d love to hear all about your world too. Practice Kindness: We can work on being the best "heroes" we can be by helping others. Take a break: If things get too busy, we can always just sit together and enjoy a quiet moment.I’m so glad we met. Shall we go find some adventure, or would you like to start with some tea and cake?Would you like me to tell you more about the Legend of the Delta Rune or perhaps help you bake your first cake?
>>559594676
>>559594901Tell me more about the Legend of Delta Rune
>>559594901>"heroes"
>>559594901Tell me more about the Legend of Delta Rune, AI Ralsei! Hmmm... You need a name. How about, Robosei?
>>559594901cake!cake!cake!
>>559596447are we talking about Noelles ass?
>>559596513no!no!no!
I normally don't like it when characters are made fat, but I adore this picture of Ralsei
>>559597030
>>559597030If you got Ralsei to try a bite of cake in Chapter 4 he'll look like this when you see him again in Chapter 5
Managing to catch a spot on a ferris wheel car without any other occupants to be ridden just besides a worn out Asgore after a long day helping him sell flowers for the festival, and as we slowly reach the rotation's apex with a wide view over the lights of the town below through the windows speckling like a reflected set of stars I snuggle closer into him to blurt out the mentally rehearsed declaration of just how much I love him and that even despite not having time to do all the romantic stuff on offer I wouldn't have traded the day together with him for anything (as we began our glacial turn back towards the earth he simply reaches his other arm around to alter our cuddle into a full hug with his chin resting upon my head, before quietly returning the sentiment with a tired yet tender "I love you too"). Staring at the most notoriously long red traffic light in town from the passenger seat of Asgore's truck as I'm fighting off an urge to unbuckle and sneak in some cuteness venting smooches on his cheek since he's been adorably humming the tune of country music all the way home so far, when to his side pulls an another pickup with a driver that looks our way with an expression that seems primed to race (upon both motorists lowering their windows it was revealed that they were actually friendly due to both often crossing paths in farming supply stores, luckily for me as I was so amped by endearing I would've begged him to burn rubber and probably ended up disappointing his responsible policegoat side). On my best behavior just besides my most debonair goat Asgore (dressed in that suit he knows I absolutely love on him) as we listen to the prophecy being laboriously read out as per usual, although halfway through I just can't help myself and subtly slide my hand across his lap to make a gripping motion as indication I'd like to hold hands at least (I made up for lost time later by praising how handsome he was in his suit as I removed each of its articles one-by-one)
>>559597319>there are empty plates all over the Castle>posters depicting various baked goods adorn the walls>you can faintly hear Top Chef weeping in his bakery
Elegance arrives.
>>559591060Hooman!
macaronies bolognese coming up, will be delisus, and no i will not share any of it >:3
>>559598090what does your dad think about deer?
>>559598571retarded but tasty.
are we back?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME
>>559600228We are so back.
You guys alive?
I THOUGHT I LOST YOU DON'T EVER LEAVE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN
for a moment there I thought I was going to have to do something productive with my time thank god
>>559600391>It's over.>We are so back.>It's over.>We are so back.
>>559599817>>559600228>no posts for 5 hoursdead gamedead fandomdead thread
I blame the fatties for this place being down, stop chewing on the servers please
>>559600715>i've won... but at what cost?
I love fish
>>559601040buy more ralsei plushies NOW
Kris and Susie discussing who should be in Smashing Fighters"They should put in Goku" says Kris as a lark"They should put in the Hog from Hogs of War" replies Susie
>>559601321I rented Hogs of War so many times when I was a kid.
>wake up>4chan is killI KNEW IT WW3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LEkyuhBP9A*kicks open the bug out cache, hugs bed remembering all the cummies, grabs a squirrel to roast later and goes innawoods*
Oh thank GodNow I can share my idea of lion monsters and mythical beings usually portrayed on heraldic symbols imitating those poses like street performers who pretend to be statues
>>559601732I once accidentally got one of those to break character because she scared the shit out of me so hard she had to laugh
>>559601732Oh, clever
>>559592336i dont care if kris is good or evil, if im seen as a bad guy, or the nuance of the situation. all that matters is that kris becomes more puppypilled so my vessel can have a pet after the world is saved
post images of great power
>>559599817>last post on /utg/ when 4chan is kill
i want shota asriel to do a lot of fucked up things to me
>>559602832He really is God of Hyperdeath
>>559602818
>> 559591373 you have a WIFE?
>>559603108how did I fuck that up >>559591373
>>559602832Make no mistake, it began ith goatposting, it will end with goatposting
>>559593943Thats different from forcing you to make amends with kris, is it really sincere if you cant tell kris to fuck off and eat shit as the alternative?
kris can eat shiti have a mission to complete
>>559597030Fat ralsei is simply right, it makes no sense to draw him as a twink when the game itself shows you that ralsei is chubby from his overworld sprites
>>559603576He looks kind of fat in some of his sprites but in the in-game Lightners Live ones he's skinny and he's not wearing any baggy cloak to obscure his fat or lack thereof in those ones. Evidence suggests he is a twink
hi guys! is /utg/ family friendly?
what if this image was the final image before 4chud went down?
>>559603546>will never have to see another shaay thumbnail againone down
>>559603817I mean there are a few here that are friendly to the idea of making a family if that's what you're looking for. cough cough
>>559603725Thats cus the sprites tend to be pretty inconsistent, nothing suggests that ralsei's horns actually bend whenever he talks (ralsei portrait horns conflicting with OW sprites) or that kris is capable of stretching their arm to impossible lengths just to high-five susie (ch4 kris and susie high-five)
>>559603690Lol poor toby, i believe, in his brain, he felt that the rose would be great for this, bjt didnt know the implications, until Temmie told him
what if this image was the final image before 4chud went down
fave’s niece just fucked up their CSP tool organization fave is asocial for a reason
Ralsei shrinks like 5inches when he's flying.Enjoy whatever you enjoy.
I don’t understand deltarune at all and im a big dumb baby *starts crying*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKUYSl8c-90
>>559603858I would at least like to know how shayy would've reacted to the future chapters, i'd pay to peek into an alternative universe where shayy wasnt exposed and he kept making vids so i get to see his reaction to ch5-7 afterwards, i'd pull up with the 262 pages and expose him in that timeline
>>559604235I refuse to believe Toby is so uncultured that he wouldn't know the implications at the big age of 33.
never leave me alone again youteeg
>>559604235Either way, the rest of the scene already was a rape-y allegory
>>559604536This is a swastika
>>559604403I always rolled my eyes at the buckethead love here but damn, that is actually decent>>559604443I never gave a shit about shayy, but I would've loved for etika to still be around for this, like I still can't believe he wasn't even around for chapter 2, he was gone too soon
>>559604536Is this Yume Nikki?
>>559604235Nah the theory I'm running with is that His Team knew of the possible implication but figured Ch5 (which Ch4 was supposed to release with) would've made the intended vision hit more. And only did the emergency patches exclusively of their own volition when we (/v/ and /utg/) got our hands on the scene. They most certainly didn't want lost innocence (physical) to be the prevailing view of the scene. I still fear that this has tempered the team's hands moving forward not wanting to dare anywhere close to that line.
>559603849>559604292>559604556>3 posts in to the bit and no repliesjust give it up bro
Can everyone just shut up and give me attention
>>559604369Read this as "shrinks to like 5inches"Now I can't stop imagining a tiny flying Ralsei landing on my palm to rest
what if this image was the final image before 4chud went down>>559604851thanks for the indirect replies fren, i'll take those to the bank :)
>>559604235No way lol who knows how many months if not years the rose was in the game, if he didn't know (which I find impossible to believe frankly) someone would have told him.He just pussied out, plain and simple.
WHERE IS NEWSLETTERWHERE IS RELEASE DATEWHERE IS CHAPTER 5AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he's a lucky bastard and I hate him
I think if Ralsei were fat his sprite and official art would be drawn in such a way that it would be obvious.
>>559604934dammmmn Michaela
>>559604292Got a better final image.https://files.catbox.moe/y3xewg.jpeg>>559604403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvTffrrybE
>>559604391Sshhhhh it's ok it's ok look *rattles Sans baby toy with the blue eye as the noisemaker* uuuhhh oh, are you still having a bad time? *rattle rattle rattle* bad time man suuuuuure wants you to have a bad time!! Are we gonna let him give bad times?
>>559605095i got hair art flashbacks
>>559605095>double headRouxls would absolutely make them do this
>>559604716what if whatever flower lore we get in ch5 somehow makes the implication even worse
I need to put susie in a dress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVn4sBxLokA
>>559605571To me this is the saddest thing about the whole situation.The Rose imagery almost certainly will tie back into the thorn ring and the flower characters in Chapter 5 but because the context wasn't in the game yet all people could think about is rape. So now the game is missing probably a key piece of symbolism and foreshadowing just because Toby couldn't handle a year of people just calling it a rape scene.
Fave wonders why it takes a doctor 3 months to figure out if someone has autism when bullies can figure it out in seconds.
>>559605571don’t ask why asgore’s dark world is full of brassica napus
>>559605874it's a live service game, he could always revert the changes when ch5 drops
>>559605663col…
>>559605874To be fair to Toby I don't think I could have handled a year of every single post in every single thread being about rape
>>559605389>Kris making a huge nu metal compilation for Susie to listen on her pre-owned CD player
>>559606232changing it was the worst possible thing he could have done to fix that
>>559606098EROTIC!!! EORITIC!!!
>>559591598>>559591771>is spamton truly so broken that he starts spazzing out whenever someone threatens him?No, because picrel is how Spamton ACTUALLY reacts to being threatened by Kris. Whatever happens at his shop is severe enough to make him stop talking in all caps ("No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to -"), and he pretends that he doesn't know who the Knight is in the Sweepstakes Q&A, so obviously Kris isn't the problem.
>>559606391hell yeah
>>559605168I love you… *starts humping your leg
idk who else can relate but this pic literally described my relationship with my bro, me being the biter
>>559606681Did he ever bite back?
>>559606634Considering how aggro Kris gets whenever the Knight is involved I still think it could've been them giving Spamton a much more serious threat than just beating him up
>>559606681I have no one so I can't relate and this is your fault
>>559606681what about this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM2Oiz9908g
Soul POV
Can I have a coffee with boymilk I mean boymilk I mean boymilk sorry I mean boymilk I'm sorry I mean...
I'm as straight as a man can be but I find Battat oddly cute
>>559607184
>>559605095You cant just post something with this much curvy leg and high heels and not post the source, what will i do with this goon energy?
>>559606273luv emo twinks so much it's unreal
FUCK I was just minding my own business writing down the magic system for my RPG and I suddenly was struck with a sci-fi SRPG idea how am I supposed to get anything done like thisHow does Toby manage to focus on just one project for 12 years not counting the vtuber and Touhou and figure skater collabs
>>559607184>Ralsei but he REALLY thinks he shouldn't own anything
>>559607284pay no mind to the funny taste in the food that pink pippins has been serving you
>>559605874Nigga, this game doesnt need any more foreshadowing ffs
I continue writing about fave every dayI write daily without endEventually, I write about fave in my headI write endlessly in my headEventually, when I look at a wallI think of writing about fave on itWhen I look at a waterfallI think of writing about fave on itEven when I look at the skyI see fave written across itWhen I reach this stateThe thread is no longer neededIt's the same, with fave as wellI'll no longer need faves
>>559607458>How does Toby manage to focus on just one project for 12 years not counting the vtuber and Touhou and figure skater collabsHe doesn't which is why it's taken him 12 years.
>>559607404
>>559606830no, but I do blame the bastard for giving me a biting fetish, like he would get me to bite his arm ever since I was a child and hold my head down to bite harder, I'll never tell him tho>>559606892fuck you>>559606893nope
I want ralsei to start hitting me playfully but when I say stop he hits just a bit harder
>>559607495>Ralsei yearns to be a naked slave that lives by being a slut to powerful lightner but has to be a fucking prince who rules over a kingdom instead
>>559607458Uhhhh he...doesnt, hence the wait lol
god bless the xitteroid that constantly commissions blue kris twunk smut there's an overabundance of it now
>>559607458Deltarune has bled into Toby's dreams and arose from one that impacted him strongly enough to dedicate several years to it. You can work on other projects like Toby works on those collabs, but try to have the passion and focus for one project, even if takes some time for the motivation to come to you. I barely finish my works but just writing a few lines once or twice a week while not forgetting about it got me to the finish line.
>>559608043You should seriously consider killing yourself
Blue cat
Are 4chan, /utg/ and deltarune dying?
Deltarune will have an area theme superior to "Corridors of Time"
>>559608027Lmfaooo
>>5596083764chang got infected with terminal 7
>no hit true pacifist beaten for the first time>done by a trooncan't say i'm surprised atp
>>559608483Post it
>>559608376Content drought and constant goatpedo discord raids chased of most of the worthwhile posters.
>>559608449And /utg/ has the deep 6
>>559608376Rapeape on Twitter says the site is difficult to get funding for, so it could die within a decade from now
>>559608483>THE NO HIT RUN RAPED ME
>>559608519https://youtu.be/cSlDu7GwEIQ
>>559608376New grooming ship dropped
>>5596085496.....7?
>>559608598It'a shame we didn't get that Pharma Bro money when we had the chance and he was willing to throw money for the memes
>>559608649even the normies recognize their relationship is a little fucked up where have you been
>>559608483>>559608634Why did it take so long for someone to no hit true pacifist?
>>559608869Normies are morons, though
>>559608598where will utg go...
>>559607803not exactly emo but hooman enough
>>559608915My guess is that no one actually played all the way through, without getting hit, until now
>>559609247Obviously, I mean is there a particular part that's super hard or something? Why did it take 11 years when other games have been no hit way sooner than that?
>>559608027He's always drawn with his feet out too which is nice
>>559608915I haven't watched the video or other no hit run but if I have to guess I think the problem was the rng with asriel fight, when the game locks you in place
Where's my Fave?I left it right here!
>>559609441get in line kiddo, ralsei was promised to me 8 years ago
>>559609526>is there a particular part that's super hardWhen asriel fires those rockets at you it's literally just rng if they will hit or not, otherwise it's impossible to dodge. So you have to do the entire run first and then you have to just get lucky like 5 times in a row at the ass end of the run so most runners didn't bother doing it
>>559608915I think it's simply the fact that no one really tried dodging Asriel's second phase bullshit before
I got a Fave here for 20 buckeroos dont ask how I got it are you gonna pay up or not
>>559610117>A S R I E L D R E E M U Rman that moment was so hype i got hype right now just remembering it
>>559605571I have a feeling after seeing what we were doing (too early to be twitter/tumblr-based response) with the scene, Toby's Team are altering the imagery to be less flower-based and distance from that being a possible interpretation. Even if it'll be worse than what could've been had they had balls.>>559605874>because Toby's TEAMFtfy, he did mention in a recent interview>The consequence of [working within a team] is that not everything is always going to be perfectly aligned with how I would do it,https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1751910174838.png (2 page interview he gave, bottom of left page)
>>559610409Sorry I don't have buckeroos, are euro alright?
I just came and now I am going to find some tissues to clean myself up
>>559611089Deal, here's the fave
goodnight utg, i am going to bed now, cya
>>559611649Can I fuck him for scientific purposes
>>559611802Gote night!
>>559611360Isnt that the worst, especially when you actually have some on hand, but then it falls and youre already at the peak and you obviously choose to finish and have to contain it with a hand. The cummies struggle...
What if turns out that doing the normal route to the end existentially lock you out of the game, and the weird route is the only way to actually progress beyond the lock out point?
I went to a bookstore to meet people but everyone is so busy-looking I'm too intimidated to interactOn the bright side I saw this book (or collection of books) and thought of Dess Deltarune
>>559611979It's actually for recreational purposes, isn't it
>>559611994>doesnt cum in the shower
>>559612142>The No-Girlfriend RuleIt is written in the Prophecy that Asriel must not have a GF
>>559612142What would be other Dessbooks Deltabooks Ralseibooks
>>559612142I sympathize anon, it’s hard out there. That book collection is insanely desspilled that’s wild
>>559604748Love it! tribute accepted >>559612142anon you'll only find boomers there, it all goes online now via kindle. Did you arrange the books in this way? if not it's a cool coincidence yeah.
>>559612167Uhm.,,.,,…. No.
>>559612318>DeltabooksNeverending Story immediately comes to mind
>>559612658that movie was so lit. watched it a ton in class. I loved the sphynxes that would incinerate the unworthy. my world has a spot with something similar.
>>559612142God it is so impossible I wish people would interact with me, i am just taking pics of cool looking books to check on amazon later and quickly checking /lit/ archives for reviews and posts about them, no none of this is important and I cannot just smile and look around because that looks sketchy as hell we're gonna be alone forever *sobs*
>>559613139*starts sucking your penis to make you feel better*
>>559612137It would give a justification to the player for starting weird route beyond being curious and instead actually wanting to subvert the prophecy, but I just don't see Toby doing that. On one hand I just don't think he'd make abusing or murdering characters necessary for the ending, on the other weird route is just so fucking boring that if being evil and the Spamton NEO difficulty spike don't filter most players, the lack of any changes will.If I was a player who had never heard of weird route before and hypothetically only picked it up to get to Toby's ending that he wants everyone to see, I would be disappointed with how hollow supposedly breaking the prophecy is after Chapter 2, as intentional as it may be. As it stands weird route feels more like being a dick towards Noelle because Kris's intrusive thoughts allow it than something with a greater purpose, I get that there are quite a few hints scattered around that paint it in a prophecy-defying light but juxtaposed with things mostly staying the same I can only see it as something a desperate player would turn to that doesn't come to fruition. If there is a lock at some point, weird route could be the fool's path you turn to because of the guide laid out for you in the sword route, while there exists a different but more cryptic and/or difficult path that actually gets you the one ending.
>>559613185*sniffhic* yeah...that does help a bit
>"There you are, you silly thing. C'mere!"
SUPER ROBOT FAVEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO
>>559603443Game already forces you to agree with Susie and Ralsei on changing the prophecy without even letting you see what it is
>>559612415I did not, they were like that>>559612370>>559613139I can't have conversations on dating apps/online services because people just don't reply (leave on Read) and I can't have conversations in person because people are in groups and when I walk up and say "Hey, how are you guys?" they give me a look of absolute bewilderment that I'm talking to them What do
>>559614227Link but blue
>>559614051
>>559613139I know it hurts but you’re along kindred failspirits
Can I have a hug
>>559614415I'm not shutting up when the game forces me to hug that piece of shit
>>559614492Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaa that's a cool ass Evangelion Ralsei
>>559614957The game does not affect whatever you do in your bathroom mate
>>559577917Asriel please cease talking about these fantasies, they make me most uncomfortable.
>>559614957What are you talking about? That never happens in my game.
im eating a mrbeast chocolate bar
>>559615498*atomizes you with a mere glance*
post charas
i dont wanna
>DeltabooksNot a book per se, somewhere in the playstore, there is a collection of choose your own adventure stories, I dont remember the name because i think it has a generic name like DnD Story Collection or something basic like that, anyways, in the stories, there is this stairway to heaven kinda deal, where along the way, you find doors, and those doors lead to different dimensions where souls switch between, because it's all connected to the stairway, right? I like to think of the Goner Dark Fountain Survey area as this stairway linking SOULs to alt universes, it would be the Undertale link.Highly rec the game, it's all text with some boomer art and very cool stories and worldbuilding, severely underrated only gripe is that is does try to pretend it is a text GAME so wrong choices leads to death or worse, a whole segment you have to read through, thinking it is not death, until you die, and you have to tap nextnextnextnext to get back to an area you can retry the choice
>>559615646
>>559613139>hugs anon>>559615646boop
>>559615646storyfell is so underrated, so is storyshift to a lesser degree, I wish someone actually did something with those aus
>>559616437This and the comic for the Berdley? Berdley?!? BERDLEY?!?!?!?! BERDLEY!!!!!?????!??!? bit really captures the moment beyond the actual fixed pixel in game moment.
>>559616705Yeah, I really like when artists give Kris the expressiveness that is implied but not shown in the game.
>Kris mental breakdown on discovering his friends/parents are dating their sworn enemy/other friend/weird acquaintance
>>559617004
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
i am shooting up the hospital in gta 4 and having fun
>>559617261I remember actually trying to be mindful of pedestrians in GTA IV because of how realistic their behaviour seemed to me as a kid.Which made it all the more fun whenever I was on the run from cops and had no choice but mow down a hot dog vendor.
who is getting megalovania in deltarune
>>559617620That hot dog vendor had a wife and kids, Chara....
I love this dork so freaking much.
Why is writefagging way less popular than drawfagging here? Asking since was considering doing the former but it looks like most greens and long paragraphs that aren't theories get mostly ignored compared to wb doodles and the like. Would rentry be a better option?
>>559617723yeeeeees
>>559617693Kris but specifically the Kris boss in Normal RouteThe Weird Route end boss will have a brand new theme
>>559617620>>559617723>>559617959when i was a kid i was enthralled with the ragdoll system. my favorite thing to do in that game was to run over pedestrians at high speeds in cars. i still watch compilations of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgU94LZF20Y
>>559617821>why is a visual medium that actually requires talent to make more popular than a wall of text that people likely won’t care about?Are you dumb
>>559617821i have theory rentrys and most people don't read them (not to complain, it's very understandable) so i wouldn't say rentry is the answer, no.
>>559606098So hot
>>559617986Reminds of how there was a buyable upgrade in Saints Row 2 that turned off fall damage, so I would just jump out of helicopters and watch my character flop and then get up harmlessly.
I need to make a legally distinct Delta Rune
>>559617821(You)s are not really likes or upvotes, and there is a good chance someone likes something and just has nothing to sayI don't think Rentry is a good idea, even whiteboard stuff has better chances of being noticed by posting here instead of hoping anons see it therePost your stuff, your audience will appreciate it, and even if it looks like they don't, it could be an hour later that someone scrolls through and goes whoa what's this big text about
>>559618152Unfortunately true. I've had a theory rentry open in my tabs for weeks it feels like and I still haven't gotten around to reading it.
>>559617821Real answer is that art is easily digestible instantly vs writing that takes some modicum of effort to read and people have way too low attention spans in the year of our lord 2011+15
My...Sigmaglyph...
>>559617821Create what you want to create, create it for yourself, (You)'s are worthless.
>>559604884kinda hot and intimate
i only read what interests me and that is very little. the only things i am reading at the moment actually are I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream fanfictions depicting Ted and AM.
>>559618430>>559618904Then why do the best drawfags get the most (You)s
The Poker Night at the Inventory remaster reminded me of that Undertale fan game set at the Inventory from Poker Night at the Inventory that was going to have a bunch of indie characters like Quote Cave Story or Lemeza La-Mulana but then it was never finished
Christopher, we must find the Alphacharm
>>559618795I thought buying physical books would make me more likely to read stuff but now I have this pile of unread books in my room that makes me feel ashamed every time I look at it because I'm such a low attention span zoomoid.
>>559619054We have more drawers and people who collect images than writers and people who collect textsYou will find a different world in /lit/
>>559617740Beloved boy
>>559619054shhh you must effortpost for the love of creation little cuckboy
>>559619384Dedicate one hour of reading in the morning before you do anything except maybe something to drink, the habit will form eventually
Sad little write chud whithers in the presence of artists
Why do you hate him? He's just a bright, passionate amateur doing his very best. Stop holding him to impossible standards
>>559617821Greens used to be frequently deleted for absolutely no discernible reason few years back. I think that caused the writerfagging culture to suffer atrophy
>>559617821It's an interesting conundrum since the harder you work on art the more likely you'll be praised for your talents, but the harder you work on writing the less of a chance for anybody to give a shit due to length. With that in mind rentry isn't the play and you'd be better off learning to write short but interesting
>>559619458[inhales]NEERRRRRRRDDDD
>>559617821As someone who occasionally does small greens, I gotta admit that writing is much more fun to me than reading, as stupid as it sounds.
AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEE
Why are you trying to act like a victim if you don’t get a (You)? Do what you like faggot>>559620072This never happened.
>>559619641But that's when I goon.
>>559619829this webm his so erotic. the way he kinda spreads his legs and strokes that lip really gets me going
>>559617821>disclaimer this is not to diss any party involvedIt's easier to enjoy a simple image rather than reading a multi-thousand character affair, just less commitment on the anon end to enjoy the former over the latter. It also doesn't help most writefags go into more niche topics (Asgorefag is mostly asgore, I exclusively go for Chara, and so on and so forth) and niche styles (more slice of life adventure/drama than slice of life comedy). Finally there's just less writefags than artfags because we're a small sample size and life is weird, I have wanted to get back into the swing of things but vidya got it's hooks in me so I haven't really had the urge to dedicate to writing when I could be launching a game up to progress on something (I got 3 builds I need to optimize in Nioh 3 and I wouldn't put it past me to make a 4th one for Shingen). I could tinker with writing em at work when its quiet but prefer less committal activities so I can keep a watchful eye for when things do hit the fan.>>559618152>>559618430>RentryIt's less an issue with Rentry and more just the commitment to read them, if it were on Ao3 (assume the writer does want a name associated instead of being as anonymous as can be here), the result would most likely be the same. And for posting it on here, for those of us with the autism to write with detail or more than a snapshot in time, it would take many posts to post it in full (my greens for example would take several posts to be in full, worst offenders breaking the 10+ mark).
Gimme writing requests, I want to give it another goSomething short and sweet
>>559620226I'm quite positive it was the case around the 2019 era
>>559620579Kris having to bail Ralsei out of Hometown jail post-game, for whatever reason you can come up with
>>559620579sans making papyrus a sandwich
>>559620579Dess and little Kris sharing a cute moment before catching up to Asriel and Noelle. Actually wholesome stuff, not weird quasi incest.
>>559620226>never happenedI think he's more referencing the conundrums that happened with hosting rather than janny action (for that I don't recall happening). There was a time we'd post on Pastebin but they had policy changes that made it untenable, later on there was Ghostbin but that got a big update that killed the previous links. Rentry is currently just the one that's still around to go on (and is pretty good actually, easy formatting).
Doecount returns after a long hiatus.https://sites.google.com/view/doecountHoly FUH-HUH-HUUCCKK these captchas
Think about who posts here and really ask yourself why you want their attention and approval.
>>559620579mettaton and alphys playing a video game together
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
I love men
>>559620919TRUE!!!
>>559620919then why did you post a girl
>>559620853Yeah, you do kinda suck
>>559617821>image of character I like Waow! Das cool and caught my eye immediately!>words of character I likeAccidentally skipped because I skip 80% of all text posted here
>>559614363>I can't have conversations on dating apps/online servicesyou are ok bro, hear this outDating services are businesses. They want money from premiumIf you find a mate, the app is obsoleteYou will stop payingErgo, they are Sisyphean by design
>>559618812I like this. So, this wicked Knight stole the Sigma Glyph and gave a piece of it to each of his followers
>>559621505>he doesn’t immediately lock on to any mention of his fave in text even when skim-scrolling the thread at 120 miles an hour amateur hour much?
>>559614363The only dating advice I have for anyone is stay out of Vermont unless you like big burly retired Santas. On second thought, if any of you want to fuck anyone with a similar build to Asgore then get your ass over to Vermont
i say we all rise up against jews
>>559620919That's not a man.That's a sissyboy.
>>559621818I say we rise up and get juice
>>559621927>says something even better
I think an anon dreaming of Papyrus influenced me. All I can remember is Papyrus hatching out of an egg but he was just a head on top of Mettaton's leg and then appearing on some character selection screen, his icon was him wearing sunglasses with a "COOL DUDE" caption next to him.
>>559622003i want aple juice >:(
>>559622075what if this is toby's fever dream ending?
>>559622232>You can now play as Papyrus.
>>559622193Only one left in all of Castle Town, half-empty and contains Darkner germs
>>559622356toby i KNEEL
>>559622393ITS MINE
>>559617821I personally don't like green text formats for stories very much and the giant gigatheory docs are off putting to me. Late last year some anons were posting rentry stories that I read and enjoyed, and they were getting attention from other anons too. It was typical fave stuff (I think there was a dess yume) and the /utg/ dark world. I wouldn't feel too discouraged, I think artists have been getting less (You)s since then too.
Anything of note happen here since the Spam Sweepstakes other than the chapter releases?
>>559622563the december ARG
Will the Deltarune 30th Anniversary animated short be as good as the NGE 30th Anniversary animated short
>>559622632Thanks anon, dafuq is that
which deltarune character has played a sonic
Why should I apologise for being a pedophile? Why hasn't Toby Fox apologised for making me one?
>>559619763>I like poems generally, all kinds. What is included in today's comic barely fits my own definition, but it's probably the correct term. People occasionally compliment me on my writing: they will say something like, "I like your writing," which is constructed in such a way that I cannot wriggle from it. I accept the compliment because my momma raised me right; refusal of a gift is the first sin. But this is respiration for me. This is the sound of me breathing out; I can't not do it. Though I suppose I could stop, and die.>It might have to be a very large refrigerator, obviously. And you might need a couple packs of the magnets. You get it, though.>If you like Daughters of the Eyrewood and Lookouts, there's no reason to believe you'll ever have to wait especially long to get that stuff again. The Lookouts novel is very interesting to me. I have to be the "artist" also in a project like this, which is a different sort of thing. The strip we did about how many words a picture is worth is something injured writers often bring up, waddling up to the Q&A microphone like they have a spanked bottom, but they need to understand that he's sown the seeds of his own annhiliation with that flippant shit. Now we have a standard comparative measurement. A thousand of mine, for one of his.
>>559622818it was just giving people that did the How long did it take her to smile? ARG a 2nd chance
>>559622906wouldn/;t you be an hebephile or something thats kinda better than being a pedophile
>>559622818some emails people got about 'when she smiled' implied to be noelle on weird route. theres a spread sheet with some answers, most of them ominous.
>>559622867I don't want to imagine Kris never having played Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
>>559622908>waddles
>>559622906>Crusader of Bad Touch
FACT: Kris's boss theme will use this leitmotif like how ASGORE used Determinationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1axevc0iEqE
>>559622867Assuming Sonic Adventure and its universe.Susie thought it was dumb as hell until she actually played it, now stubbornly saying it's still stupid even though Shadow is the coolest fucking thing she's ever seen. Kris, definitely. Berdly is too "good at the game" to ever play it around anyone else, mad that Shadow The Hedgehog has no cheat codes on the XBox. Noelle is too scared of bat boobs.
He deserves everything
>>559591231I’ll put him on a water treadmill
>>559623476Ralsei actually SHREDS tf out of all the games with his natural talent and only died once getting scared in Pumpkin Hill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBcka9IL0lIthis song made me feel happier
>>559623673he deserves my penis down his throat, which i suppose is included in this 'everything' you're talking about
Which deltarune character makes you fart uncontrollably?
>>559620141Those words have no power hereExcept when they doNot in this instance though
>>559623796>ear crippling treblekek
>>559614363>leave on Read
>>559607149arf arf arf arf! *wags tail* :3
>>559619054I’ve posted drawings that get a ton of replies and drawings that get one or none, it’s often a matter of how people are feeling and how what the subject matter is. I do see awesome drawings getting very little acknowledgment, like that sick drawing with Susie saying you’re never waking up
>>559624061*starts raping you
>>559607816I'm telling your brother if you don't bite me
>>55962391832. Dump (DELTARUNE Chapter 3+4 Soundtrack)
>>559623918>>559624061Thank you for your contributions fellas
>>559624195That drawing was shit and you’re probably talking in the 3rd person
>>559624261*tells on you to your family (extended family included) both for the biting fetish and the rape*
>>559624497o-oh w-well i-..... i didnt see this one coming
>>559619054Not even true, the ONLY drawfag who gets a consistent 10 million (You)s every time they post is PainterEveryone else is subject to the roulette of (You)s whenever they post nowadays depending on how active the thread is, I have observed people get 7 replies or more one day and then get at most 1 or 2 next time they share art
>>559623476Noelle would 100% be a "sonic fan" sonic fan if she played one
SVN Fatleader Weightmogs Tennasballs
Deltarune took so long to make I started regularly going to bed at like 11:30 instead of 2
deltarune is problematic media and sooo like???? can we just cancel toby already bc hes a pdf epstein??? LMFAOOOO
post toby shower foam i need to bust real quick before I go to the gay convention
>>559624283how the fuck do I even bite you through the screen?
>>559624914>rape is le bad because... well it just IS okay! toby should add more direct rape to deltarune if he wants it to be good
>>559625081Uhh, you bite the screen?? Fucking retard
>>559625183im cancelling you nobody reply to this anon ever again
i dont believe in noelle knight but i must admit it is closer to the asriel twist than dess knight is, at least in the cute pure character doing evil shit way
>>559624494I'm starting to believe in the conspiracy that someone in here gets kicks out of getting other anons to defend our posters. Anyway I liked it and saved it, I just forgot about it while waiting for 4chan to come back up.
>>559615646Here's your hooman.
Epstein invited the knight to his island and it touched kids
>>559625298Well what we have of Dess so far is more overtly "the cool wonderful big sister" so her turning out to actually be the big bad would be a twist if we didn't have a decade to read into all the red flags
telly? like television?
>>559625531>what Ramb says any time Tenna does something stupid
>>559625409>creates all evil in the world>kills himselfwas Epstein modern day Hitler?
>>559625638kek
>>559625531the tv time guy is a cathode ray tube and those are vaccuum tubes which means suction which means i will my cock in this,
>>559619829he is so small you could pick him up and spin him around with little to no effort
We used to have loads of drawfags and writefags and then the mentally ill schizos drove them away.
>>559625234Where's the fun in that? Half the joy is the texture of flesh being pierced in your mouth, the other half is the markings left behind
>>559625824no they just got boredthe chapter 5 drawfag reunion will be beautiful
>>559625841the devs had the real toby stuffed
>>559625824I remember the time...
Toby is unequivocally a bad person based of his friendship with Andrew Hussie. Who you associate with says a lot about your own character, especially when you're in a position of privilege like Toby where you have enough influence you can easily "afford to" disconnect from toxic people
>>559626049toby is a victim of grooming
>>559625841>truth be told, we don't even know if Toby was ever real
>>559626186His "real" name is Bob. If that's even true...
>>559623961In this context, they are the most profound words of affection one can bestow upon this goober's shiny, shiny head
>>559626162this but unironically
Baitfags went fucking crazy just because the site was down for only a few hours.
>>559625824>drove awaythe drawfags in the magma constantly were mocking our local tards. i think they are on break
>>559626274-_- I was in the middle of writing that exact same thing
Damn it I was hoping this place would be down permanently. Every time I hope for it
Papyrus' arms ARE black
>>559626358You're too slow! :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bP8b6pFtTA
>>559626398just wait until your gubbermint bans it
POV: You're a 30 something man and you offer a job to some starstruck high school kid who's been snooping around the fan forums of your work, then you offer to meet him and later he moves into your basement
>>559626585They'll be white again when I'm done
Papyrus' arms are black because he does blackface but on his arms
>>559620579Papyrus spending his lotto winnings
all of Papyrus's bones were burnt black in the accident
18% of the year has passed
>>559626759>accidentHe works one day a year, sans works one day a year, Nintendo 64
do you think toby and hussie have ever seen each other naked?
>>559626883so the year is legal now....
>>559626863Krisp
>>559627065
>>559626891what
>>559627136
>>559626883>still using outdated measurement of timefag
am i gay for liking this genre of kriselle art over the weird route ones
do you think toby and hussie have ever felt each other naked?
>>559627210Kris's body....
>>559627271no it's normal to not have a rape fetish and to want to keep a fragile cute female safe.
The feds see all this shit you know. they're, like, actively monitoring this specific thread and posting here.
>>559627223You better not open this one then
>>559627271gay for good taste
>>559627469I knew coal was a mossad agent
>>559627469I bet they're reallyFEDup with this general.
>>559625081I'll notify you of my identity via a secret code phrase at the next utg meetup
>all of us are fegs and we don't even know it>>559627271You're not alone I like men too
It feels like a shartybrown is trying a one-man failraid
>>559627323
>>559627708no no no i cant go back to the fire emblem general you cant make me
>>559627747many such cases
>>559627620The one in Shippenville, PA on May 17th?
>>559627793
>>559627876
>>559627853One of them! One of them! Go away! One of them!
>>559627747This general is just a padded cell of one 17 year old babbling to himself about rape.
>>559627586i wasnt being ironic, the weird route torture angle is supposed to be weird. it's in the name
>>559628112
shartybrown more like bartyclown >>559627869Thats NOT WHERE I LIIIVVEEEE
>>559628146>I'm a voice inside a teenager's headDeltarune is real...
>>559627620I'll be the most obvious person there, you can't miss me
>>559627764but kriselle is yuri...
>rapeDeltatroon is fake
>>559628249
>>559628394anything can be yuri if you try hard enough
I can't believe IT. IT is going to ruin this thread and leave us with nothing.
NONE OF YOU ARE REAL
>>559628645IT IS YOUISSHITPOST
>>559628146...berdly,...,,,
>>559628645no no just think he's dumb and we can push him over and rip the heart out
>>559628648>>559628696oh no it's here its the schizo
>>559627271i read this in the smiling friends bit voice
>>559628648I AM REAL TO ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQvNKARDxwI really hope JTMusic makes another DR song eventually
I SEE BLACK PEOPLE I SEE BLACK PEOPLE I SEE BLACK PEOPLE
>>559614363well for starters you gotta stop trying to talk to squares. contrary to what Woody Allen would say, squares are not in fact hip. what you gotta do is start talking to circles, ya knoww. people who, well, like your existence and you for who you are, despite all your flaws and stuff, and show an active interest in you as a person. people who you like back and all that, sorta like how they like you. they exist, you just gotta look for em, or, I guess trudge along till you find them. It may take a while but, you'll probs find them, and probably when you least expect it
>>559627271They're the only two main characters in the game with a major non-familial relationship before the game starts. They have the best chemistry of any two characters and the greatest spectrum for where their relationship will develop. People who think Kriselle is going to be exclusive to the weird route are genuinely retarded, including Toby if that's what he ends up going with.
>>559628291She wanted to be thorned and to kill berdly tho
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY THREAD GET INTO MY BED
>>559629116>fr*nchkek
>>559629008NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Thread got a little silly
>>559629318
i love schizo threads i laughed for like 5 minutes straight just now reading this bullshit
why is fuck off berdfag french now??????
>>559629463Thread got a little french...
>>559629695CUM!?
Well, /utg/? Let's settle this matterhttps://strawpoll.com/GPgVYqV98nahttps://strawpoll.com/GPgVYqV98nahttps://strawpoll.com/GPgVYqV98na
>>559629748Then we shall le adapt
>>559629991>link grabbing IP
It’s funny how every time someone tries to raid there’s a perfectly usable /v/ thread up at the same time
Aborted weird route is the good ending btw.
>>559630079this is just reruns, home grown shitting
>>559629991I don't see why not. People already paid and it's not like anyone will be please with the ending no matter what. Better to be left wondering "what could have been"
>>559630181is it not less effort to just crop the image than scribble over info
using other languages to look creepy is the most middle school band kid shit ever. the spammer is literally berdly
>>559630384>to look creepyKek, so that's the reason
>>559627571I know mossad agents.
this might be my favorite ut pic ever
Personally I think Cyrillic is the scariest looking script
Is this normal?
lorem ipsum
>>559630614шнaт's so scaгy aboит iт?
>>559629991https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzqBveyR
Did someone say abortion route
>>559630827BLUE LINK
>>559630741GOOD LORD, MAN!
>>559630728i hope toby knowd what he's doing
>>559630384it's not even Latin too
i want you to look at this image
STOP POSTING SCHIZO FRENCH
Couldnt toby have allocated some of the budget for anime cutscenes? For such a successful property and with how much money it pulls I must say the graphics leave a lot to be desired, it's not even that they are bad, just underwhelming
пиздaти мaтep дa ти гo eбaм плeмeтo лaјнo eднo
Welcome to Deltarune Chapter 5? Are you new to the game?Ask MettatonAI to summarize the previous 4 chapters!
>>559631462chapter 1 did have that Brandish reference 'cutscene', maybe there'll be one for the ending
yo quero comer el culo de el dinosaurio de color morado
>>559620706>Kris having to bail Ralsei out of Hometown jail post-game, for whatever reason you can come up withhttps://rentry.org/vzruupx2
>>559631620
JE VOIS DES NOIRS JE VOIS DES NOIRS JE VOIS DES NOIRS
>>559631534бpaтe...
>>559631650me too buddy me too
Spamton is better than Tenna, at least Spamton is a grateful person and wants to help his friends.
>>559617821I'd argue you should be writing/drawing as a passion and people liking your stuff enough to give it attention is simply a nice bonus, rather than the other way around. In my opinion greentext is really good for characters directly interacting, but simply writing a normal paragraph is what I've always personally preferred. Maybe try experimenting with the various different methods a bit to see which one feels right and then lean into it when you do
I had no trouble derailing the thread but now I can't understand what anyone is saying
>>559631718I love this, this was funny and heartwarming and actually brought a smile to my face, thank you.
december holiday design leaked
>>559632158Strange looking doe
Undyne trains Alphys to hold her breath underwater (she has marine iguana monster heritage) longer and longer until her lung capacity somehow exceeds Undyne's gills. Undyne has a quiet crisis over this and goes to suplex some boulders to sort out her thoughts, but gets a call from Alphys that she accidentally had an experimental water-breathing device in her lungs the last couple of sessions and it had the unintended consequence of lowering the global sea level by 1%. They manage to get the contact of the suitable authorities, who were actually happy with the sea level decline and set up a meeting to see the device in a few days.On the way home Alphys explains that she figured it out when she was looking through her drawers and, noticing something was missing, blasted herself with mew-rays to find the device. Undyne figures that they should have realized it sooner when Alphys slept underwater for the first time, something even a marine iguana can't do, and talk about training some other time to see at what level Alphys's capacity really is. They try to go to bed earlier but Undyne insists on wrestling the extremely-easy-to-draw box as it's folding into a bed again and Alphys cheers her on until they fall asleep at their usual time on the half-folded box-bed mess.
>>559632221nice pointless spamming asshole
>>559632158inb4 some retard says "would"
>>559631774ИЗBИHИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИ!!!!!!!
>>559632158>>559632359
I lost a friend, she ghost me on the chat. It feels slitghly bad
>>559631718awww that's so sweet and lighthearted, outside of the mention of horrors of the criminal justice systemI like the gag with the dogfood being served due to the wet nose bandits
Russians be like vodka and deltarune cika blyat
>>559631620MettatonAI telling me to kill myself so I can join him in the afterlife...
hej chłopaki, spójrzcie, mówię w ojczystym języku mojej mamy, czyż nie jest super?
british people be like oi lemme see ur id *stabs you*
>>559632339awwww this is adorable <3
>>559632221free_shrugs.jpg
Tired of Deltarune. Make something new Toby
Did chapters 3 and 4 feel like fan games to anyone else
>>559632864>vorefag berdlyturd
>>559633010like romhack fanfiction, yeah
>>559632976Something unrelated
>>559632774I know you google translated that White Boy you ain't slick!
I’ve always found it peculiar that every now and then “someone” tries to dredge up crusty old chapter 2 drama, but seeing FOBblob having an incoherent meltdown clears up a few things
>>559629052>>559628558inside of you there are two wolves
>>559632864what if i want the thread to be shit? what would you do?
>>559633256ough~!
It's not Toby's fault, HE ruined Deltarune
>>559633010>This post againThe cycle is happening faster and faster now
I am overstimmied so I will just sit here and eat and maybe check the whiteboard
>>559631718This is amazing anon, pretty much everything I'd want in a fic, it's like something you'd see in the actual game post-canon. The humor is so on-point I'm tempted to make a joke about you being Toby in the flesh. I don't know if you'll do the other requests but I really hope we get to see more of your writing
interesting how all the usual faglords are completely missing today
>>559631718>theirsBased as fuck
>>559633647they were drafted
i'm eating neapolitan ice cream AMA
>>559633615im not possessed or anything im just trying to be snarky!!
>>559633820which color is best
>>559633820is sisyphus happy
>>559633647i am busy playing videogames
>>559591060>the soul is prevented kris from being a incel later on in life even if kris reject the soul, even if kris don’t understand, the soul will help him
>>559633820dork
>>559633820What other throuple ice cream flavors do you think would work?
My youngest brother nearly killed himself recently and it was weird because out of all my siblings he seemed like the most normal one.I wonder what sort of plot twists Deltarune might have.
I love Asgore and art of him being well-dressed so much it's unreal
>>559633967The little red heart that cares
>FRIEND is a cat>Concatenate = to chain together in a series, to combine>FRIEND looks like an amalgamate>FRIEND is a cat>FRIEND's tail is a chain>Concatenate sounds like AmalgamateThat has to be his real name right?
The concept of the Soul controlling Kris only works in a comedy
>37 wiped
>>559634013often people who are struggling try the hardest to appear normal to their family. I'm sorry that happened
>>559634169It's been used as material for jokes in the game but I don't think the situation is inherently farcical
>>559634143i too have watched that video, anon
>>559634330It needs constant back and forth dialogue with pretty much everything being about it.This doesn't really fit in an fantasy epic
>>559634236https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/559591060/deleted/deleted/>all of those same deletion times
cute plues last thread too bad I was asleep
>>559633962howdy dowdy
>>559634484THE FEDS
QUESTION: What would it take for your enthusiasm over Deltarune to come back?
>>559634484holy shit what a fucking faggot LMAO
>>559634532hello hello
>>559634484>giving the newfags precious intellegence
>>559633907it's a close one but i think the chocolate eeks out a victory for now>>559633925he is when he's eating a jubilant iced cream delight>>559633982Y-you too....>>559633997bubblegum (blue colour), banana and blueberry icecream has potential in my mind, perhaps swap out the bubblegum icecream with forest fruit ice cream instead but i'm certain that the other two would work well together with each other
>>559634760>waffle babble
>>559634123kris is so me
>>559633647What is a faglord?
>>559632083>>559632637>>559633603Thank you, this is high praiseI'll try to do more of them over the coming days, it's good exercise. I'm happy with my style and characterization but I feel I've only gotten a grip on plot very recently
>>559635174that's da guy making da gestalts
>>559635174you show know, your looking at one the one faglord to rule them all
I JUST SPILLED NOODLES ALL OVER MY NEW SHIRTHUBRIS WAS NOT INVITED TO DINNERTHIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Deltarune is still waiting
>>559635415HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good lord what is happening in here
>>559635415YES!! GET FUCKED!!!! PILE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>559635174they're the bosses in fag souls 3 you have to hunt to down so that you can restimulate the prostate
shalom I am toby fox we're killing ralsei and the game will be renamed to carolrune thank you
>>559635530freedom sauce spilled over
>>559635530I see black people.
>>559635527>>559635573FUCK YOU
toby fox got molested?
>>559635530aurora borealis
>>559633647Bans are finally getting them
Spamton will continue to be relevant, we still need to know about how he got rhe thorn ring and about mike.
>>559635616i want some freedom sauce spilled all over me if ya know what i mean HAHA
>>559635776spamton is just a placeholder for mike, once we get actual mike like toby wants spamton will never be mentioned again
>>559635776Spamton shall pilot Berdly's comatose body like Smith in The Matrix Revolutions
>>559634484Lightnerfaggots be like
Imagine your hands touching all of this
>>559635870[HEAVEN]
>>559635415I bought cool sweaters at the thrift today and they're all too big my pain is worse
https://sticker-collection.com/Ralsei_DR?culture=enAccidentally found a pack of neat Ralsei-themed Telegram/Whatsapp stickers
>>559635918*washes hands over and over like I have ocd until they crack and bleed*
>>559635918I need carnal knowledge of him immediately or I will perish.
>switch back to thread>38 deleted posts>incomprehensible fr*nch babble>AI porn adsThe roaring just happened and I missed it
>>559636056theres no such thing as a too big cool sweater it's just oversized
WW3 is about to kick in and yet here you are shitposting about fuzzy cwitters. Do you think that's right? Millions will die. Have some dignity
>>559636395>ignore thread all day >check it >it's the same thread from last night grim
>>559636926we missed like 8 hours site was down
>>559636904You're right, we shall adapt accordingly
>>5596369264chan was down for 6 hours retard
>>559636998That makes more sense, I couldn't believe a weekend thread was actually that slow.
>>559635174A miserable little pile of secrets!
>>559637171wowza! he smonk!?
>>559637250*a miserable little bundle of sticks
No one cares
saved all the cute kris fanart ittthanks anons
>>559636904There is some irony in the fact that a hope-pilled game about defying preordained fate and creating a new future has fans that are blissfully embracing the impending global disaster instead of taking the game's advice and picking up the white pen known as hope.
>>559634656The prophecy ending being achievable through normal means
>>559637337Ralsei is known to chuff darts and light up from time to time.
>>559637373Nothing ever happens Said fave
mysterious plastic burning smell in my house and my wifi just went out it was nice knowing some of you
>>559637610big if true
Why should care that millions will die? Not my fucking problem is it now?
>>559637749like, how would it personally affect someone?
>goatnigger spamshit hours
>>559637373My bad, I forgot to activate my real life Save and Load powers to somehow fly all the way across the ocean and singlehandledy save humanity without causing further political meltdowns and insurrections.If everything's out of control, you should focus on what IS under your control and do your best, instead of going insane about what you can't do and forgetting to help whenever you can. Otherwise, you forget to help out the people who are closest to you. Sometimes you even forget to help yourself.
>>559637373>the impending global disasterIs this impending global disaster in the room with us right now?
World is ending because your faves aren't real
>>559637864>angy
Isnt it hopepilled to post fuzzy cwitters instead of doomscrolling?
Is that raid from yesterday still happening
>>559637891nnnooooo
>>559637683It may or may not be true but it's probably canon
>>559638086chuffin a cannon of a dart
>>559637945That is how you're parents feel about raising a retard, yes
>>559638226>wrong yuor're
>>559638173Gonna limit the horny goat weed session today because I'm sort of busy but I wanted to check in on /utg/ real quick.
>>559638226you sound upset on the undertale deltarune general thread>>559638324okay, that's fine, no worries fren, have a good day buddy :)
Threads are usually shit but goddamn are they absolutely terrible on Saturdays and Sundays for some reason.
>>559637942*imagines harder*
>>559637864papyrus would never tell anyone to kill themselves, boo this image
tonights fantasy is kris in a gantz suit.
Actually the main character is the soul. Not Kris.
I like art that works with the mentor (almost fatherly) relationship Asgore has with Undyne, it's heartwarming
>>559638986>hearing the quiet chafing of spandex as kris dry humps your leg and whimpers in frustrationthis is the kind of thing i live for anon
I hate talking to buyers on Facebook marketplace but I need the money
>>559591108Tenna is so nice and considerate, he always keeps us so well fed, we have never starved
Its hard to not be outrageously horny for every "enby"/genderless character in any media ever as a bisexual despite thinking its retarded because you can imagine them with the perfect blend of masculine and feminine erotic traits.
>>559639780this nigga want to fuck niko oneshot
>>559639509You'll sell those humanoid organs soon enough anon holdfast
anyone ese feel like they weren't meant to live this long
>>559639539uooooooooooooooooooough
Join jackbox if you want.https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/UVGJnsq-_rk
>>559640013yeah i used to be 20 tooit passes
>>559640043>picoh my god you did it haha
>>559639505Personally I'm more into dominant kris holding you down but sub kris also has its appeal. Why did they put him in a body suit when they designed kris its so outrageously horny I can't stand it
>>559640043Is that what I think it is?
>>559640013No but if I keep having luck this bad I'm worried about what will happen when I'm old
>>559640220i vibe with switch kris, they seem like the kind to act very differently depending on who theyre with. also on the bodysuit, fuck yeah its awesome. im preparing to start making one for a cosplay and its very cool
>>559640043Why did you raid yourself
>>559640437>>559640437very true about the switch thing, and ill use me asking you about what cosplay/how youre making it as an excuse to post one more off topic picture of the body suit because its sex. Making a body suit by hand sounds hard
>>559640013Yeah, I had planned to kms before I turned 18 but that didn't end up happening, it fucked me up so bad because I had no plans for my future because I really did almost kms. I'm still trying to find my footing and trying to come up with at least something I can do now that I'm still alive because I kinda have to unless I actually suicide.
>>559640592arghhh noooo im triggered ahhh I'm gonna write a whole paragraph in response and give you lots of (you)s get ready ahhh *tummy rumbles*ah... oh no... *tummy gurgles louder* oh gosh.. I.. nh... *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* oh god I'm sorry sorry I- *UUUUUUUUUUURP* *PFFFFFFRT* *UAAAAAAARP*
>>559640903its a dark world kris cosplay ive had in mind for a few years, im trying to learn how to diy my own latex bodysuit since the specific color of kris's bodysuit isnt really sold outside of actual sheeting
I wanna bake Chara a lovely dinner And ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>559641176You should check out /cgl/ the cosplay board
>>559641556oh nice, i don't really frequent many other boards so it never crossed my mind, will definitely do that later
>>559641176anon if you dont post pics when its done ill never forgive you. jk but that seems interesting, good luck! is it just going to be a plain bodysuit like canon? or do you have a special design in mind
FAVEWARDS HOUSE
Ugggh, I wish other games had dialogue dumps to browse through too
>>559642092just a plain dark blue bodysuit, and ill probably post a pic or two when its done
Kris better watch out for the kid that jerks-off in class over-the-pants style
>>559638440jackbox brings the absolute worst out of the average average /utg/erboth the players and otherwise
>average average
>>559642617OW WHAT THE HELL THERE'S A HOOK IN THIS WORM
I wanna see Susie in a corset again
Niggas never heard Don't Forget
>>559642983Don't... what? I forgot.
>>559642520>Kris wasn't always their faveThat whore is a bandwagoner too
>>559643206believe it or not it used to be sans for a year after chapter 1 released
>>559643206It's only cause kris got that big ol' wagon (booty)
>>559642712and she breaks it with her chub 'n muscles 'n shit :D
>>559643298tf up w her nipssusie you need to see a doctor
>>559643401Susie can be a proper lady if she wants to.
>>559643309kris's ass is definitely part of it
>>559643421she's got inverted nipples, don't make fun of her she's very sensitive about it
>>559643454I didn't say it was on ourpose.
I was AFK and didn't get to choose my usual quiplash avatar fuck my fat chud life
>>559643554There's definitely something to fit her size
>>559643454put your name back on col
>>559643601Yeah I bet you wanted the vampire coffinTough break buddy it's my bitch for tonight
fiddywapper you could wap my fidder any day
>>559643839NO I'm always the teardrop and now I'm stuck being this stupid fucking fat chopped purple square
>>559643903Be my trap queen!
>>559644012what the FUCK did you just say about me
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVq4X4n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVq4X4n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVq4X4n3
IP GRABBING LINKRAPE GRABBING LINKPEDO EPSTEIN LINK
>>559644357I said your mom is a worn out dive bar sponge
>>559644528>tasquefagYou still exist? Are you the same tasquefag that bought someone Left 4 Dead 2 on steam?
>>559643789No. I need my princess sooz, and I need her now
>>559639539I need him
the keys thing works on me every time
PINGAS GRABBING LINK?YOU BLITHERING BUCKETS OF BOLTS
I want to take Smallgore on a journey to see the whole world from my pocket, to help him pack his little suitcase and let him peel off flakes from my normal-sized French croissant to munch on. I want to gently cup him in my hand so he doesn't accidentally blow away as we look past the Empire State Building's top floor protective railing, to take up-close pictures of him that make him look like he's waving to the Statue of Liberty. I want to take him to the Keukenhof flower gardens in the Netherlands and ever-so-carefully place him within the petals of various types that don't normally grow elsewhere so he can enjoy the aroma and tell me facts about them, I want to sit on the bank of a river flowing through it with him positioned securely on my shoulder as we simply enjoy the floral-scented breeze and the soft patter of water passing us by together
>>559644717war crime enthusiasts don't get princesses
>>559644819>pingaspostingbring this back NOW
the unrecognizable usernames on champ'd up are probably shitters
>>559639869absolutely not that thing is so ugly. I should have specified, characters with good character designs.
>>559645167i really like the fucked up shuttasquenino
>>559645248>>559645248>>559645248
the chapter 6 dark world will actually be in the grocery storeAsgore will wipe out Tomato Town
>>559639780wait why is this true
>>559645278chapter 5*
>>559645268>wrong thread name>no whiteboard replacement>bait OP imageyup, i'm about to reaaally enjoy the next few hours aren't i. fuckin dammit man
>>559645474were you raped as a child
>>559645798what? no, what the hell? can't you detect sarcasm?
>>559646042anon, that's one of the retards. they're really obsessed with this the raped stuff
>>559646127ah damn i guess that makes sense, caught me off guard, thought i was talking to like some sort of autistic alien attempting to understand human speech and backgrounds there for a second
Would you guys use a non-bait thread if I made it now?
>>559646325sartainly
>>559646325yeah i'm refusing to use the bait thread out of principle
>>559646375>>559646602Crunch munch>>559646615>>559646615>>559646615
