Previous: >>559593081>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>4.0 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20260206version-nwlbwa/index.html>Version 4.0 Trailer: "No Aha at Full Moon"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hH0hILcWPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMT6GmhDiBk>Sparxie Character Trailer: "Ravings"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6J88t4luMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdUoc-nSB94>I'll Never Forgive Star Railhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ia3b_9-znQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-W8r-TWUM>Current Character Banners: Sparxie, Yao Guang, Cerydra, Rappa, Sparkle + Pela, Hanya, Qingque - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/44017918>New Drip Marketing:>Ashveil (5* Lightning Hunt) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43666646>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift4T28RJM4MS3BSub2SparxieMH5KCBGF3AAT45QSTARRAILGIFT>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
my pussy? for Sparkle and Sparxie
Total Madam Herta love
Peach
Why are leaker trannies not talking about EVAI don trus their shi
>>559620006Huh? Metal Gear?
>>5596199692 sweet peaches
...
Firefly superbroke me..
Kill furbos. Behead furbos. Roundhouse kick a furbo into the concrete. Slam dunk a furbo's baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy furbos. Defecate in a furbo's food. Launch furbos into the sun. Stir fry furbos in a wok. Toss furbos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a furbo's gas tank. Judo throw furbos into a wood chipper. Twist furbo’s heads off. Report furbos to the IRS. Karate chop furbos in half. Curb stomp pregnant furbos. Trap furbos in quicksand. Crush furbos in the trash compactor. Liquefy furbos in a vat of acid. Eat furbos. Dissect furbos. Exterminate furbos in the gas chamber. Stomp furbos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate furbos in the oven. Lobotomize furbos. Mandatory abortions for furbos. Grind furbo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown furbos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize furbos with a ray gun. Kick old furbos down the stairs. Feed furbos to alligators. Slice furbos with a katana.
Funny how the horse game keep being inside the top 10 while hsr keeps going down kek
>>559620098nips love futa horse cock
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>559620065I'm going to touch you Romanian ritual poster
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>>559620038Big Boss? Is that you?
>>559620098horse game is semi-legal money laundering for yakuza
Using my wife's thighs like a onahole!
>>559620098Do you even know how those charts work?
>>559619818Sex with the Himeko cat.
My wife is so cute
>>559620192don't you have a greek boyfriend
Mushroom bunnies merch
Miss Sparxicle is currently entertaining her new male friends in our bedroom and I'm not allowed to go check in on her until they're done!
Sparxicle loves you~!
Fuck its already 5pmDid I really spent almost the entire day jerking off to March 7th?
Your zzz target audience, sir! (and thus constance, yao guang and now sparxie target audience)And mihoyo will still wonder why their games keep flopping when they decided to pander to the dark skinned audience, an audience with no money
>>559620416
Me and my Peach
2 rupees per saleschart post3 rupess per seizurefly post, saar
>>559620494will she peg me
>>559620629smug
>>559620374*touch*no need to be grouchy
>>559620813right one should be flatter
It's Nanos birthday. She turns 37 years old today.Have you said happy birthday to Nano?
>Phainon 4.2m views>Sparxie 2.68m views>Mydei 2.6m views>Therta 2.6m views>Tribbie 2.5m views>Dahlia 2.4m views>Cyrene 2.1m views>Castorice 2.1m views>Yao Guang 1.8m views>Evernight 1.7m views>Cypher 1.6m views>Hyacinema 1.5m views>DHPT 1.4m views>Anaxa 1.3m views>Aeglea 1.2m views>Hyselens 1.1m views>Ceridra 1.1m views>Saber 684k views>Archer 397k viewsSparkxi beat Amphoreus, Milord
Sparxie's main goal is to ensure that my bloodline is #GoingExtinct because she's #BuiltDifferent (for THAT)
>>559620993>only 37she is probably billions of years old
>>559621010>used as a youtube addoesn't count
>>559621010You're not supposed to point that out
>>559620849NTR...tell them to show up
>>559621010>Dahlia 2.4m views>Cyrene 2.1m views>Castorice 2.1m viewsSo... yuri won?
>>559621010Please don't tell me the worst OST they've put out in the game's trailer history has the second most views.
>>559620993old witch
>>559621010>English viewsBecause we all know the westoid and brown community are the ones funding the game, now post the japanese and chinese one
Bronya RABUUUU!
>>559621337Sup Seele, what's up?
Wow, he's literally me
It's been 3 weeks and nobody has fixed this error in the wiki.
>>559621270thisZZZ also draws millions of EN views but no playersit's because the videos are watched by nonplayers who just jerk off to the characters (like sparkle)
>>559621010How come fucking Dahlia beat Castorice and Cyrene?
>>559621464>wiki
>>559621138I can't force anyone to do anything you know. My friends have a will of their own. I am no one to tell them what to do.
>>559621492>black tier ass beat non-blacktier ass in the western-brown channelHow could this have happen?
>>559621589Your forced meme is forced
>>559621138>NTRYes, please, where may I find some?
>>559621543aren't you two dating?
>>559621464wiki also said that Sparxie is still merged with Sparkle
>>559621589I love BTA
>>559621667Dont get mad for facing the facts buddy
>>559621857BootGODS... WW@?
>>559620006It's the same team except you kick out Sparxie and use both EMC and Yao
>>559621857Your forced meme is still forced. You are brown yourself
>>559621906you called?
>>559621084every trailer is
Herta: Star Rail
>>559621848
Peach and her cute sister
>>559621767IDK about any of that, all I know is they are my beloved
>>559621857>mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIzN5LrhQHA isn't in New Vegas
>>559621464Sparkle only has the power to transform into other people. Sparxie literally is omnipresent as long as their is a screen for her to appear in, she's an imagenae.
>>559620735Sparxie exists to please
>>559621857Boothill is the least owned male btw
>>559621010>Saber 684k views>Archer 397k viewsYou should just combine them and use collab PV views instead of keeping up thing
>>559622274girl fine
What hours are these_ seems like an odd middleground
>>559622297>Sparkle only has the power to transform into other people.This wasn't even true back in Penacony.>Sparxie literally is omnipresent as long as their is a screen for her to appear in, she's an imagenae.Uh no, that's not what defines an imagenae and is also completely untrue considering she was unable to find the TB despite the TB literally using their phone while hiding from her.
>>559622371I'm a boy however
>>559621010>>Hyselens 1.1m views>>Ceridra 1.1m viewsThey didn't deserve this...
>>559621464Yeah... What is Imagenae? I only know strangelings.
>>559622291>mfw a random corpse in the middle of nowhere has a better story than all of HSR
>>559621168>Cyrene>YuriBrownbro?
>>559622710True they deserved less
>muh views = sales
>>559620993*smooch*Happy birthday to best girl!
>>559622631Comfy hours
>>559621270>Aeglea 3.6m views>Cypher 3m views>Phainon 2.9m views>Sparxie 1.9m views>Cyrene 1.7m views>Hyacinema 1.7m views>Therta 1.6m views>Evernight 1.5m views>Anaxa 1.3m views>Tribbie 1.1m views>Castorice 1.1m views>Yao Guang 866k views>Ceridra 840k views>Hyselens 828k views>Dahlia 804k views>Midei 768k views>DHPT 673k views>Saber 554k views>Archer 284k viewsYour Jp views. Lady Goldweaver won, Milord
>>559622834True. We know Phainon was a failure ans he had views.
>>559622840March's birthday really did carry this general
>>559622843>Sparxie beats most of the 3.x castsasuga
>>559622971we all love the best pink here
lol
>take bisexual character>put her in another game>get complaints she isn't a lesbianWhy do LGBT communities hate bisexuals so much?
>>559622843>Cipher #2 despite being the least owned character in the gamewhy does japan want to fuck ugly cats so bad
I want to have sex with Valimar
>>559622843>sparxie can't even get #1 in the japanese channel>despite being a music video while no other character trailer is a music videoHoly flop
When will people realise that some trailers get lots of views from being used as adsSome have really low like counts in comparison because of that
>Japanese players only ones rolling for SparxieWhy are the japs such slurpers?
>>559623149say that to her face and not online and see what happens
>Wanna re build my FeixiaoSo who are her BiS at the momentMy Feixiao is E0S1Should I replace my Topaz with Tribbie? Should I vertically invest in my Robin?Should I pull for white Boothill in 4.1?
>>559622637>Uh no, that's not what defines an imagenaeThat's not what I said, the point is Sparkle can not appear at will and manifest from TV screens. Sparxie can because she is a memetic entity which is what imagenae are.
>>559623102Are the honkai characters ACTUALLY gay? Because how come none of them are when they're imported here
>>559623217we rolled hereE6S5 btw
>>559623226No, you have a soul.Wait to see if we get that freebie, her E1 is very nice.Should you have pulled Dahlia if you owned Firefly???
>>559623039BASED
>>559621848Look who it is, the mulatto tranny from Rio de JaneiroCaralho que slop de merda, feio pra caralho, mas tu é muito fracassado kkkkkkkkkk. Vai mandar endereço sem rua de novo bichona carioca? Sissyzinha do 4chan KKKK
>>559623067>Star Traveler has better skins than the HSR castWHY?
>>559623217everyone skipped the chink dress?
>>559623217Absolute cucked country mate
>>559623345>Wait to see if we get that freebie, her E1 is very niceFreebie? Who's free? Are you talking about Tribbie E1 or Robin E1?
>>559623304>s5Not doing that anymore. Chars may get buffed, cones never do. Cones may get replaced though. S1 only.
>>559623478*snaps* Stah Jumpah
>>559623358Her base design is still unmatched.
>>559623250Wait, Anaxa had a sibling???>>559623285Yes, most of them. >how come none of them are when they're imported here?Hi3 was a different era for hoyo. Plus they got better at writing character dynamics since genshin.
>>559623285Because yuriflop stay flop
>>559623285
>>559623606her base designed pp..?
>>559623420holy BASED
>>559623524Rumor mill is Robin getting added to the gold gem shop in 4.2Source: literally written leaks, do with it what you see fit.
>>559623657>Wait, Anaxa had a sibling???Are you joking?
What are BiS characters you refused to roll for the characters you use and why
>>559623248>Sparxie can because she is a memetic entityWhen did they say that?
>>559623285Every girl in this game is lesbian.
>>559623217>why did japan roll the japanese vtuber character and not the mary sue chink generalit's a mystery really
>>559623812I never rolled Tribbie for Herta
>>559623657>Plus they got better at writing character dynamics since genshin.
should I fap or do my dailies
>>559623934Fap to your dailies
>>559623812Dahlia because im not brown and they had the audacity to sabotage firefly because they thought firefly fans would eat shit
kyrene...
You now remember Welt was groomed.
>>559623854HI3 Himeko and dr Mei were straight.
>>559623729>Robin getting added to the gold gem shop in 4.2OooooooohThat's hugeNo way this is trueI have been saving these gold nuggets since 3.2 lol
>>559623934both
>>559623812Cipher I suppose, because Acheron was already dead
>>559624045
>>559623934Fap
>>559624169BTA schizo is gonna freak
I have new path fatigue
Why doesn't this game have any nude beaches?
>>559624251I cant wait for Sparkle (Trailblaze)
>>559624169I am convinced
>>559623812Dahlia, I skipped Fugue too so prioritizing break all of a sudden when the meta is literally about to shift would have obviously been very retarded. Having more pulls for elation is more important.
I have schizos and sales charts fatigue
>>559624251There's a finite amount of not playable paths, they'll have to go back to the classic paths at some point
>>559623812JQ because he looked bad visually and in his movies.Tribbie for Herta because I don't roll lolis.Anaxa for Herta because too much sex surrounding him.Cipher for Acheron because too much sex surrounding her.
This is what the free selector in 4.2 should look like as apology for the abomination that was 3.8 and 4.0 censored region, maybe this way they could stop the bleeding of players
>>559624251Instead of adding paths they should rework the element system because it's just different colors now
>>559624379the amount of low quality posts is crazy in /hsrg/
>>559623812Robin for Yunli because Robin is the ugliest girl in the game
>fatigue fatigue fatigueHere's a fofo to cheer you upNo one is ever fatigue of fofo
>>559624437Where is Argenti? Boothill?
>>559624169Why are you pretending you didn't see my post tranny from Rio?Eae viado vai fingir que não leu? Fica em choque quando é BR te alastrando? Que bicha frágilNa moral que slop feio da porra deveria ser banido do Brasil por não saber fazer uma bunda decenteÉ a sissyzinha do Rio de Janeiro, a bichona do Discord kkkkkkkkkk é cada coisa
>>559624437You forgot 3.0-3.7 in your abomination list
>>559624476Hoyo generals (in general) are shitflinging pits because the other communites are so retarded and gay that the idea of being genuine baffles these anons.
>After version 4.0 lunches and before version 4.2 endsilliterate chad
>>559624527post fofo tummy...
Reminder of the Finality path.
>Robin is the ugliest girl in the gameNo one says this
>>559624563english website?
>>559624667Sparkle (finality) and Hua + Senti (Finality) when?
Why did they make Cerydra literally exclusively Phainon's cocksleeve? They never even interacted that much
>>559624508>ugliest girl in the gameYour global passive?
>hunt>nihility>erudition>abundanceWill they ever go back to these paths for an eventual region, TB, and new exodia?
You like silver wolf and Sparkle nobody is taking your opinion on the story seriously we all laugh at you.
>>559624695I just said that exact sentence 3 minutes ago though
>>559624793at least i'm literate
>>559624563Based brazilian exposer
>>559624637They're pissed that ake wasn't the hoyo killer and won't admit wrong.
>>559624705First line was in english you're good
>>559624563Kek
This is not /int/. Speak English and talk about Honkai: Star Rail.
>>559624657>Post fofo tummyno....
muh parallel universes
>>559624695I say this (acheron doesn't count as girl)
>>559624793I do in fact like these characters and firefly too
>>559624563first of all why are you getting mad at a women shaking her butt you faggot gay brown pedophilic creep
>>559623812I never pulled Anaxa for tHerta because he is male and I need an excuse to use Jade. I never pulled JQ for Acheron because he is male and I skipped her because she is honktard the expyslop
>>559624875The most mentally ill nation
>>559624734Neither did Anaxa and he also has Cerydra as his bitch
>>559624876zzz already was the hoyo killer kek
Reminder that every Herrscher power, like Welt's, is a shadow of Finality. This means Welt uses Finality, not Nihility.
>>559622843>Lingsha 458k >Jiaoqiu 564k >DHPT 673k >Mydei 678k >Fugue 780k What goes wrong?
>>559624734She was supposed to be a general support = powercreep but they decided to shaft her inside the story and meta because Shaoji needed to highlight his pink tranny more.
>>559625034God I hope those two fuck
>>559624437To compensate, Super Wolf and Yae will now do triple the DPAV of Amphoreus teams and the difficulty of endgame will be adjusted accordingly.
>>559624995Post your tummy?
Why the hell were some shilling this 4.0 story?It's one of the worst most obtuse and useless stories I've ever experienced. 95% of what happened won't matter for shit next patches. They're just padding the time for the shitty year long story.It doesn't matter if it's "better" than 3.0, it's still shit.
>>559625121Not a single good character here
>>559624734
castorice is the ugliest in the game, her face looks so off putting compared to everyone else. the fact that people rolled for her despite her being irrelevant and ugly shows how soulless this community is
>>559625261How is Tingyun not good?
>>559625169Nah, but silverwolf will have the funny little passive that says "whenever punchline is generated advance Aha by 5%"...
Do I have to complete all this before the timer or nah
>>559625252Doesnt really matter what they say, the patch is flopping hard
>>559624437its no different from the current selector, most of them are bricks
>>559625353yeah or the 4000+ jades are gone
>>559625252its a gacha story dawg of course its shit
>>559625080Anaxa and Cerydra have similar designs with both having a blue star on their chestMy schizo theory is that they had a bigger connection in earlier story drafts
>>559625252Woah is not like the game is flopping and reflecting the current state of the story and quality of the gameOh wait...
>>559624437>brick>brick>brick outside of HP scalers>brick>brick without the rest of the team>brick>brick outside of heirs
>>559625451That's not what the text says
>>559625431
>>559625353yes, holy yikes you tards really don't play the game uh
In earlier story drafts, March was Anaxa's sister
>>559625040I'm brazilian I love big asses, but that guy (probably you) is a mulatto trash tranny from Brazil who lives in Rio and is in love with black cocks (and apparently now raiding vg threads) so I gotta make fun of him. Also that ass looks ugly like some cheap Kardashian shit, asses are made in the gym
>>559625517Then don't and see what happens. How are those jades from the last DU looking?
>>559624437They will put Robin and some other shit into the brick shop and people will onionface about them being extremely generous and eat it upThis fanbase is as easy to please as it is easy to disappoint
We love fofo.
>>559625194>still want fofo tummynever!!!back off!!!or else!!!!!
>>559625451>>559625517Oh it means the rewards are ending and I'm getting a boost in that time >>559625552I'm new
Mitsuki literally and unironically owes me sex.
>>559625121>Lingsha 458k Filler>Jiaoqiu 564k NPC tier>DHPT 673kNobody liked the cheap redesign and retarded ML>Mydei 678kGilgamesh fatigue >Fugue 780kAsspull revive filler
>>559625335Everyone knows that Cerydra placement is literally identical to that of Phainon.Sparxie will be in the main dps category for all of one patch before she gets shifted to the Kafka slot
>>559625353>>559625552he is clearly new because of the early access thing
>>559625632*smooch* come on sis...
>Zaunite became a salesfagWhat has the world come to?
SYBAU
Elation bros
>>559625687People forget this list is supposed to be patch by patch. Sparxie exists for a unit not in game yet, so you can only use her in a gimped position.
>>559625687Funny because redman and sparkle are way higher than phainon and cerydra yet they are below them according to their own tierlist
I am literally Stelle
Mywife love!
>>559625335>e0 fagnon>t0LOL
>>559625587proof for your statements?
>>559625335is this the moc tierlist? why is chudnaxa, archer and firefly in the second tier? aren't they top-tier in moc right now?
>>559625252>Why the hell were some shilling this 4.0 story?Because they find it easier to follow and understand.The dialogues were dumb down compared to Amphoreus but the story has become poorer. More shallow.I will let you guess which demographic Hoyo has been trying to appeal with this moveOf course the patch flop but this is expected
love my casswife
>>559625571I believe thisThe way they handled Anaxa and especially Evernight was just too retarded
>>559625647>>559625738mb
>>559625984Don't think
>>559625632weak and powerless Hwehwe
Will BTA retard roll for Evanescia consider she has WTA?
What tier ass is this?
Getting kwabbed is honestly the worst thing that can happen to you in these threads
>>559626054difficult to roll anything when you don't play the game
>>559625587BASED, keep shaming the browns, dont let them silence you
>>559625335Sparxie damage is enhanced basic
>>559626116KEK
>*run away*
>>559625658Mitsuki and TB already fucked.
>>559626054she literally has a black tier as
Why are we treating a random guy who hates asses like the BTK killer with this acronym bullshit?
>>559626054That nigga doesn't play the game. Best he can roll is a bunch of edited images of her and some sales graphs he will then spam forever
>>559621337Calm down jelena
>>559625830Do I pull this to save my account or keep using my bricks?
Bronya was in from the startRaiden is inYae is going to be inSo where the fuck is my Kiana?
>>559625980I don't lie>>559626079Sissy from Rio de Janeiro tier? KkkkkkkkkQual foi viado tá em choque mano? Não vai tentar passar endereço sem rua dessa vez, passou muita vergonha já? Kkkkkkkkk que papelão viado, muito estranho
But what about Yunli
>>559626228*headpats you* please don't
What did prydwen meant by this
>>559625984Anaxa needs Cerydra + Cyrene, Firefly needs Dahlia + Fugue and Archer needs Sparkle and Cipher to be T0 now and that's illegal according to prydwen (it's okay for DoT, Phainon and Remembrance though because it just is okay)
new sparxie
>>559626079melty tier
>>559626396Please understand, twitter fujos will kill them if they take Phainon out of T0
Just passing by to say that I wish I could get raped by Evernight.
>>559625335it's 2026 and e0 flopnon is still in t0, pagdwen is on fent
>sprinkle 2 has the best moc performance as of the current patch according to prydwen's own data>the tierlist which is only supposed to rate current patch moc performance puts her below other dpses???
>>559626389we love yunli
Why is the brazilian getting mad at big asses? did the poles switch or something?
4.0>character 1 : Elation>character 2 : Elation4.1>character 1 : Hunt4.2>character 1 : Elation>character 2 : Elation>new MC : ElationDefend this
>>559626608>Why is the brazilian getting mad at big assesCute newfag
>>559626579You aren't supposed to point that out
>>559626608attentionwhoring be like
What do you all think the elation to non elation ratio will be? Ashveil, Nihilux, anyone else?3.X for Comparison.
>>559626396Does Sunday really belong in T0? No meta team wants him. He needs a new summon DPS
>>559626054>>559626245White tier
>>559626486Sex
>>559626495my wives prepping each other for me
Stelle Elation alt more like FElation
>>559626701Aglaea is honorary non-shill path
>>559626701add 2 more elation after 4.2, i'm not counting the total so do the ratio math yourself
>>559626725Asian tier
>>559626312He has never been wrong
>>559626579prydwen be goofy like that
>>559626710Sunday is in T0 because Phainon is in T0 where they both don't belong
>>559626392>*headpats you*
>>559626616Yeah I can't.4.1 should've been elation as well. My Sparxie has a cone and a trace that don't fully work because it demands 3 elation characters.WHERE ARE MY FUCKING 3 ELATION CHARACTERS.
>>559626725Finally a character for the white man
Amphoreus: I floppedPlanarcadia: I saved the game
>>559626701I hope Nihilux isn't elation
>sandbina vs phaidei soonOh shit take your bets
>>559626579Theyre always scared to say that the new broken unit is t0. Cyrene was in the same position despite being on the best team in the game, bis with every dps heir, and good even with non-heir dps
Huohuo would be better if Mr. Tail was female
Do we have sales expectations ratings for 4.x?I remember we had them for 3.xPhainon and Castorice were like S+I wanna imagine how disapointed Da Wei must be
>>559627217and fofo was a shy shota
We all love Chispita here.
>>559626616>4.2
>>559627257SW, Himeko and apparently Nihilux are the main pushes hence S+ tierI assume Sparxie was like S or A but she flopped
>>559627326>monkey language
>>559627179On opposite day
>Some shizo running near my house and asking Holy Mary to kill himwtf
>>559626725Wife tier. Instant E2
>>559627194>Cerysilens made it that farNot bad
>>559627195i'm pretty sure they put castorice and phainon in tier 0 straight away
We all love Madam Herta here
>>559627257Nope, Castorice and Phainon were S. Cyrene was the one with S+ sales. KEK
>>559627329Yeah because SW is going to be erudition and Evanescia is guaranteed Nihility right
>>559627257>Do we have sales expectations ratings for 4.x?You realize this was literally made up by the leakers to stir up shit right?
>>559627357>SW, Himeko and apparently Nihilux are the main pushes hence S+ tierother than cyrene, the main pushes in amphoreus had s, not s+
>>559627715Evanescia is obviously the main hunt dps that ashveil is made to support.
You need her.
>>559627730sex with foxo
>>559627548a peerless gem
>>559627920that's an interesting tattoo...
>>559627529Good contentGenshin husbandofags are angry that they got low effort clothes in comparison
>>559627920i need her to meet more men and come back to my house dripping between her legs every night!
madam herta is a fungible pebble
>>559627919Sparkxie 0 cycle current AA and she still t0.5Ashveil runs strait to Feixiao tier
Guys, i kinda half-skipped whole amphoreous, can someone help me out?I kinda understand vaguely general plot...>TB gets to space greece>help locals do their quest>locals all die>which actually doesn't really matter cause it's a simulation made by some incel dottore who hates AI slop>his plan was to make it and force feed phainon with enough anger to make him a fuel for giga robot computer destroer or something>phainon fights some random nigga in the anime world and wounds gay destruction dude>some time shenanigans(?)>mem is the uuh demiurge (who is part of the computer? stellaron? idk) and with her help you beat that incel zandar>then you get kicked out of amphoreus but evil march appears and sucks you in back>she doesn't let you out for some reason>then dennis hengovich becomes more chinese in the land of space greece >you hang out in amphoreus GPU and learn that cyrene girl was telling stories about flame-chase to the demiurge thing and it liked it so much it decided to copy her whole style>you together beat evil march (?)>evil march erases herself (?)>then uh... not-elysia restores memories of local heroes and you all go to fight the evil giga robot anti-ai slop machine, which turned out phainon was holding back all this time (?)>you fight the ironwomb and then it wins but TB and not-Elysia turn back time (?) restore universe (?) and win???>Now all those heroes live rent free in TB head?>then some schizo stuff happens i still don't get it, Fuli all this time was not-Elysia and she returned back in time and fixed the plot to be like that? Then not-Elysia turned into cyrene girl, but then it's actually not? And then some random ass anime video about local heroes being in japanese school???? who was even that evil march in the first place
>>559627357>Sparxie was Alollmao even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbPtrnmGlZ8What a good demo.
>>559626725no tail no roll
>>559628170yes
>>559628170don't bother too much the first half of the plot is entirely irrelevant and the second half is ruined by lygus repeating himself 20 times a patch
>>559627850Remember how leakers hyped up Cyrene saying that every heir was designed with her in mind and that if you don't roll her you might as well give up playingLOL
Monday leaks soon
Is it possible to get an std just from gooning? My peepee hurt from herta..
>>559628170There is so much to go over that no one will be able to give you a true brief synopsis.Super tl;dr amphoreus is a computer program designed to manifest enough suffering to juice up a robot. Said Robot's job is to rip the head off a god and make it its own because one of the smartest people in the universe was mad said god "hoarded" knowledge. The program fought back.
>>559628153Why are you quoting me? I could not care less about this gay ass tier list discussion you guys are having
>>559628170Neo march wanted to mind control TB to make re build a Amphoreus without any Chrysos heirs.TB was the worldbearing CH for this cycle. We replaced Phainon. It was pur job to rebuild a new world. Era Nova. Neo March tried to hijack it
>>559628170Also what was that random thing about the other gender TB appearing mid conversation.
>>559628170There were 2 different main writers (with 10+ writers coordinating even less behind them) and several rewritesJust don't think about it
>>559628170we barely know who 'evil march' is still. we know she was created from og march's obsession with oblivion. does that mean she is a disembodied og march even if 'march 7th' has the og meatsack body? or is she really jsut a tulpa? why was og march obsessed with oblivion? what was og march's beef with the garden?march's backstory is still like 80% a gigantic ???, they gave us far too little in 3.6
>>559626949problem?
>>559628170>who was even that evil march in the first placeThe cooler March
>>559628543Meanwhile Dan Heng got his second retread over the exact same story beats.Very excited for the third retread when Blade alt drops.
>Had low sales expectations>Sold mega biglyEveryone loves Hyacine
>>559628316>if you don't roll her you might as well give up playingthey said that about phainon at one point too kek
My anus is filled
so, are we going to get the splash arts from the beta first or are they going to post the drip this week-end?
PAGFLY FUCKING FLOPPED
>>559628689What is it filled with?
>>559628543They hastily rewrote her backstory fearing player backlash according to leakersWhy are people trying to make sense of the garbage the writers shat out in a few weeks
>>559628404cope
>>559628682To be utterly fair, Phainon to this day shows up, ignores every mechanic, and clears endgame.It is a very comfy roll.
>>559628654>brokes the game meta>wtf she sold!?
>>559628503>>559628543Who was some random dude Phainon Ultra Instinct fought against? Or are anime styled cutscenes not canon since that random slice-of-life stuff in the end was out of nowhere.
Sales expectations change as the years go.An S tier sales this year would be the same like B tier from the game's first year
>>559628850he fought zephyro, a lord ravager, in path space (ie not realspace)
>>559626003>The dialogues were dumb down compared to Amphoreus but the story has become poorer. More shallow.
>>559628850Remember Phantylia from 1.2?Nanook has a super elite amazing omega squadron of characters at her tier.Zephyro is the dude you saw in that scene, someone in that group.
>>559628170>incel dottoreWhy lygus is incel?> force feed phainonHe dont need phainon, black tide was hsi plan>evil march appearsMarch and DHPT have zero plot value and should not exist>not-Elysia turn back time (?) restore universe (?) and winYes, when FERROTUMBA corrupts everyone with black tide he also corrupts everyone with cyrene, so she save memory about every being in the universe and restored themRememberance will do the save after flopping the universe >then some schizo stuff happens i still don't get it, Fuli all this time was not-Elysia and she returned back in time and fixed the plot to be like that? Then not-Elysia turned into cyrene girl, but then it's actually not? And then some random ass anime video about local heroes being in japanese school????I cant protect it anymore, 3.5-4.0 are degenerative shit
>>559628682Luna also said that main pushes can't change and that the whole planet revolves around them and now we have SW instead of the Yae expy as a main push lol
>>559628823yet no one rolled for elation
I have pictures of firewife doing naughty things
>>559627194>no Swanstance kwab, surprised that Acheswan managed to beat Renheng, they're about the same level of delusion
>>559628957Hey it's that guy who was clearly the main antagonist of Sumeru before wanderer ruined it.
>>559629040luna is a retarded bitch
>>559629073Elation sucks ass so far
but what did they actually mean
>>559628850>some randomhe didn't watch the trailer...
>>559628976>Remember Phantylia from 1.2?Nanook has a super elite amazing omega squadron of characters at her tier.shouldn't bring up phantylia for powerscaling measurements because she only made the lord ravagers look weak and incompetent in luofu 1
>>559629030>Why lygus is incel?Didn't he make The Computer? I'd say you need to be an incel for this.
>>559628943>fraudphyro, someone who took longer than 0.0000001 seconds to defeat welt, one of the weakest characters Fixed
>>559629110I don't believe you
>>559627194>all gayshit
>>559628957What's up with Hoyo eng translators and tense agreement? I swear every two sentence fucks it up, it's so jarring and yet I feel like the only one who notices it.
>>559628850>Who was some random dude Phainon Ultra Instinct fought against?I think you are talking about ZephyroThe lord Ravager set against Nihility
>>559628654We need more Genshin designs in here
>>559628809>ignores every mechanicSomebody post Argenti, Hoolay or some other gimmick mob demolishing cucknon
>>559628760Your cum
>>559629153I cannot wait for the 4.3 hit count mechanic to bend me over and fuck me in the ass.>>559629196The entire cast talks about how lucky they got that Phantylia was a petty bitch who bit Jing Yuan's bait so they could kick her out.All we did was annoy her out of the ship because she tried to body hop from her abundance body to Jing Yuan's and got zapped out mid transfer, which also destroyed her fake body.
>>559629267Hetero ships are a flop besides Firewife ship
>March, what do you want for your birthday?>I want all worms to go away
>>559629153meme answer: bbc baitreal answer: it's a quirky """""translation""""" of "limited edition/will soon not be available anymore"
>>559627194Absolute Phaidei steamroll
>>559628654Doesn't she have a BTA though? This doesn't make sense...
>>559629153you know exatly what THAT is referring to, why else would she have spade and snow white bunny motifs
>>559628957Even they think so.
>>559629335True, let's get Sandrone with blue hair or something
>>559628876>most characters are crap and flops>everyone waiting for the new exodia>every character now feels like a trap before meta characters releaseNice work, Hoyo
>>559629153Her "good" deed
>>559628564>problem?no....no....
what do we LOVE here???
His. Property.
>>559629397All gay ships in HSR are a flop except Phaidei
Also i've heard something about space china arriving to amphoreous aftermath and claiming >This McGuffin was promised to us 3 amber eras agoBut i didn't see them in the end...
>>559629415We love black tier asses here
>>559629384this has the same energy as 'gil could totally beat up xyz if he wasn't a gigantic retard'. because ultimately the audience will always look past the could, would and if
What this game actually needs are public beheadings. There should be a new type of stream every half a year, where they publicly execute leakers, devs who fucked up and people representing retarded parts of the fanbase. Needless to say, this place also falls under the selection, meaning it can finally die completely
>>559629618If you haven't done the epilogue quest yet, then you haven't seen it yet.
>>559629415She's a Barbara clone who has a white tier ass though
>Inflates the shill path performance with shill mechanics>Prydwyn says they want to see how she performs without shilling>WOAAahh, why isn't the massively, artificially inflated shill character t0???
>>559629537Sparxie making the world a better place....guh...#BuiltDifferent #GoingExtinct
>>559629536The ZZZ formula where you roll for the massively shilled character and ignore everyone else
>>559629590momo!
>>559627195>and good even with non-heir dpslol
>>559629440Even Genshin writers are making fun of Shartji's forced pityslop
>>559629707I want to watch her
>>559629673>devs who fucked upThere are only so many times you can behead Shaoji
>Caelus worm schizo is awake*sigh*
threadly reminder that SPARKSEA FUCKING FLOPPED
>>559628957Dottore is such a good character. Shame that hoyoverse will never have the balls to make him playable
>>559629682>white tier means smaller Ummmmmmmmm???
>>559629603Yeah but even in flop land they are less popular so less that flop.
>>559629707Oh my fellow Brazilian mulatto tranny pulled out the phone to evade
>>559629682Barbara was known for her fat ass at launch
>>559629841post pudding
is going extinct even a real meme? i've never heard of it
>>559629658>gil could totally beat up xyz if he wasn't a gigantic retardLygus would literally won if he had stopped yapping for a second
>>559629121>Hey it's that guy who was clearly the main antagonist of Sumeru before wanderer ruined ithuh?
>>559629717Should go the genshin way where the shilled character is a top tier support ala Columbina instead of a dps ala Castorice/Shungus
>>559629893sorry meant for>>559629595
>>559627194>posting some random ass pool from xitter with 882 likes and 39k viewsWhy is this allowed here?
How are the thread cuties on this fine day?
>>559629686He immediately dropped Phainon into T0 and lets him stay there for no reason
>>559629121Sumeru's main antagonist was a generic NPC named Azar.
>>559629836He's not the only one up for it. Dawei is an obvious second. Then there's like other 2/3s of the original Honkai devs, who are only there because of nepotism. Most of the writers, planners, financial advisers, marketing department, etc etc. Some gameplay designers need to be there too
>>559629949it's just retardation
Topaz told me I have a white tier penis while giving me this look....what did she mean by that bros?
>>559629996post pudding
>>559629746>pov: my dick
>>559630080Caelus' POV
>>559629949in like a cuck context? yeah it isbut it's so niche there's no way hsr translators would know
I miss Yuria
>>559630030Reported this post to the CCP, expect guests soon.
>>559629949Don't question the cuckbrained. Those people legitimately became mentally retarded from how much porn they consumed
>>559630080everyone knows black tier men are for black tier asses
>>559629949Apophenia is a latent symptom of schizophrenia.
>>559630208UM.......Silver wolf would never say this...?
>>559629875i heard he is leaked to be playable. apparently, it's one of the dottore clones but with no memories of the bad stuff the other dottores have done. so basically not actually dottore
>>559629949HRT messes up the brain idk
>>559630176Go fix your company instead, Dawei
shut up juice
>>559619969cute nom nom :3>>559622273cutiecuties!!!
March: Finally... the worm is gone...
Party till the end of the world!
mydeifujo posting her new thread personality
>>559629987Everything is allowed here we don't have jannies
>>559629949>>559630036>>559630163>>559630183>>559630215>>559630279So why did they put it in the game?
>>559629949Something something great replacement theory or whatever
>>559629746So silly
>>559630431localizers wouldn't just translate
>>559630271Hoyo is so obsessed with lobotomizing their antagonist
>>559630431Why do you think you're a woman trapped in a man's body?
>>559630208You just self reported
>>559630271That's just tieba schizobabble
>>559630431part of sparkles/sparxies character is being overly dramatic so the EN translators decided to do this >>559629406
Sparxie will let Caelus do whatever he wants with her body
I hate clowns but Free to play a30 is a30.....blyat...
The better loop story.
>>559630575this except stelle
>>559630431Put what in? A string of words that some people interpret as some cuckold fetish shit? Faggots like these are a minority and them seeing some secret meanings like this here is only proof that they are just mentally ill
March: Why can't the worm just fuck off? It should be Caelus instead...
>>559630629>a30literally waste of time
>>559630431Sparxie triggered the translator's AGP.
>>559630869Based
What a horrible fate haha...
>>559628957>muh dream world better than realityFagday 2.0
>>559630880i finish some challenges just for fun But 10 min fights on auto kills me i dont wanna watch this bitch face 1000 times per minute
C O N Q U E R E D
>>559630869Starch OTP
>>559631123WHERE POMF !
c&c followers of Order
>>559631087Me as Cerydra....
Cerydra wants nothing to do with Wormday btw. She wishes he was gone
>>559631347Source?
>>559631052It's better to do all achievements insteadI already have 1602/1627
>>559631087she dies a kissless virgin
Why they call her March 8 ? she doesnt look like 8 maybe 6 or 7 at max
Ichimannen to nisennen mae kara AISHITERUHassennen sugita koro kara motto koishikunattaIchioku to nisennen ato mo AISHITERUKimi wo shitta sono hi kara boku no jigoku ni ongaku wa taenai
>>559631304and Me as Caelus*smooch*
Do I just restart?
>>559631524nah I think hysilens kisses her right before she dies.
>>559631524I don't think so
>>559631613>66nope its free mod just nuke all you dont need sustain worst mods is HP and SPEED
How does this image make you feel?
Find you a woman who looks at you the way Yao Guang looks at Caelus
>>559631613the only debuffs that are a guarantee restart for me is the 1 that spawns edgy phainon mobs or the 1 that AA enemys after 7+ hits since you'll brick early-mid without being able to deal with it unless you get giga lucky rng
>>559631751Good because Avenpaz is C&C
>>559631751idgaf about either of these two so nothing in particular
>>559631751We support c&c here
>>559631751She looks a little uncomfortable here
>>559631751Caelus PoV
Why is there no CaelusxYaoguang art when she's clearly for (you)?
>>559631289>...and that's how I got on the express. You may judge me for this.>You've made a mistake.>I understand. I shouldn't have used the power of Order...>No, I mean you left your enemies alive instead of violently slain them. Not a problem in Amphoreus btw...
>>559631751juice posted this
My feelings for Swannie are older than dawn, and gentler than twilight's embraceI love my dear Memokeeper wife beyond the turning of the ages, endlessly, as the stars love the night skyLet Universe bear witness!My love for Black Swan shall not wither nor waneIt shall abide unto eternity, and beyond the fading of all mortal light
Pictured: Acheron has spotted Caelus
>>559632014Only Caelus schizo thinks that, she's for Sunday
>>559632038Cerydra would say that
>>559631663>>559631648Girls kisses doesnt count, u know...
And then Wormday woke up, alone, while The General serviced Caelus's morning wood
>>559632116She'll never be Lloyd
Sunday? For Yao
Who's anus is tighter Sparkle or Sparxie?
>>559631051>muh Infinite TsukyomiEven Pokemon had an episode about that
>>559632314mine
>>559632261Source?
>>559630869Cringe
>>559632157I might end up homeless too, but my plan is to just buy fishing rod and fish near sea all day for food, I only worry about fresh water.
>>559631751
They look so good together
>>559632458Meant for>>559630398
>>559632261>One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Morning Wood's yard we spotted a Chinese General all on its own
>>559632653she only has eyes for sunday...
Hunting down the furbos
When are we going to go to a normal planet with no actually a dream actually a simulation actually a parallel universe actually an insides of sprakles pussy...Well any that is not named space china.
>>559632709Everyone says this
>>559632314Sparxie's, but only by a little
>>559632758Astropolis soon
>>559632709I hope Nihilux doesn't disappoint
>>559632653Find you a woman who looks at you the way Yao Guang looks at Sunday
Chinese Generals actually have very nice armpits. One kept flashing me.
I'll say it at the risk of sounding filtered.Penacony having inception tier bullshit was horrible for the story, and 2.2 made that horribly obvious.
>>559632758
>>559632758>space station>space russia>space china>space murica>space anicent grice >Space modern japan(You are here)>space france>space india>space egypt >game flops>normal planetwon't happen
It has come to my attention that there are still retards who don't understand Cyrene's timeline. Here's a quick guide for dummies so you don't end up spouting retarded bullshit.
>>559633038>2.2You're saying it as if we all remember what the fuck happened in 2.2 exactly
Hoyoverse hears the community sentiment clearly. You want brainrot meme songs in character trailers. More will be on the way hehe.
>>559633169But why did Cyrene(big) still appeared after E...ly... was there?
>>559633096space india will be kino
Only good story patches in HSR are>1.0>2.0>2.1>3.4Literally nothing else is "good"
Inception bullshit, memory shenanigans and retcon cringe is the bread and butter of HSR's story thoughbeit.
>>559633223>dreamscape rift>charmony dove >firefly shitty games>more charmony dove>sunday boss
>>559633169No one cares about this dogshit character
Black Swan is so lucky
>>559623934yo guys whats good im back lol
>>559632758Planarcadia
Find you a girl who looks at you the way March looks at Caelus
>>559633434Your proi proi?
>>>>>>>2.1Good chuckle.>>559633169People understand it fine, our discussion was about how that top row doesn't remember the memories until 3.4.
>>559633434This but without 3.4 and 2.1 you filthy homo
Words are but frail vessels, and they break beneath the weight of my love for Swannie...
>>559621010It's hilarious how big of a marketing disaster shirene was, being one of the mid-performing characters in terms of popularity despite hoyo splurging on shilling her, and shirene not only underperformed in banner revenue, but also ruined the game with monorem team.
>>559633434None of the 3.x patches were good. 2.1 is also a big ?, because most of it was wasted by Aventurine, and what was there was kinda a nothingburger.
>>559631751Not good. Sigga isn't that type of guy
>>559633169When did they merge? I thought it was remembrance time bullshit and they just looped, not that they actually merged
why are we even still playing this shit when wuwa exists
>>559633770This isn't /gig/, bro.
>>559633550Post cock
>>559633674When transform from Momo to meemee she lose most of her memory and brain power
Proi Proi loveHyacine love
>>559633794>genshin out of nowherebroken
>>559633169Got spooked by Momo from the past
>>559633857
>>559633827I said this in the other thread and was told I was wrong and confused, so I stopped talking with the anon.
>>559633434belobog was cringe anon
>>559633857>pandas are so stupid they can't even have sex Chinks literally show them panda porn so they can finally fuck
Asta keeps her pale rich girl pussy perfect for Caelus
>>559633434>1.0>2.0Fixed.
>>559633857Hyacine? Temu Ariahttps://youtu.be/C6wafqF08wk
Asta uses Arlan as a dildo
We peaked in story when we interviewed a bunch of rappers trying to enter a rap competition in a desolate frozen planet. The symbolism. The grit. The utter humanity of it all.
Have an "ice" day!
>>559633650>Your proi proi?A 5 minute sequence does not redeem the other dogshit 7 hour story
>>559626389My poor Yunli and Cipher are giga nerfed now that E6 Sparkle has been stolen from them.
in Wormlan's dreams, while the real Asta helps herself to Caelus's morning wood to burn off steam
>>559634009You're explaining this to people who don't play the gameTheir gameplay is skip, pull 10 and autobattle
>>559633760The Ripples are essentially Demiurge's memories. She absorbed them to continue her existence, which in effect closes the loop.
I do not understand the obsession with morning wood
>>559634158I don't like Aria but I love Hyacine
>>559633434Shit taste
>>559634009No, I said you were confused because the "memories" Demiurge had at that point were just stories from Momo, not of the time she spent with the heirs (which is yet to happen).
>>559634086Source?
>>559634259wrong
>>559633809Why...
What do you mean SP Wolf needs both Sparxie and Yao? What team does Yae even need? Do they share the same set of supports?Will this Sparkle E1S1 i got be stuck on an archer team?
>>559634408Insane Poopfly sneak
>>559634259The only problem of 3.3 is long flashbacks about hyacine ancestorsNew locations were good, aquila was good, cipher story is still peak
>>559634421Are you implying that Mem through 3.3 knew of the entire cyclical nature of the world and simply chose to not bring it up because it would kill the vibes?
>>559634259>A 5 minute sequence does not redeem the other dogshit 7 hour storythat's weird cause that's exactly the treatment that people give the entirety of belobog
>>559634364Caelus worm schizo loves morning woods don't ask
>>559634253Worm Heng: Caelus is so lucky...
>>559634581>that's exactly the treatment that people give the entirety of belobogWrong
Then Caelus schizo woke up... with FUARka's cock in his mouth
>>559634545No? That's not what I'm implying at all. I'm saying that Demiurge PRIOR to becoming Mem did not spend any time with the heirs. She only knew them from Momo. Mem's experiences in 3.0 and onwards was THE FIRST TIME Demiurge actually interacted with the heirs.
Women get it tooI had it this morning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_clitoral_tumescence
>>559634761>colloquially known as "the devil's doorbell ringing"kek
>>559634739Oh my god you literally agree with the first point I was making then, jesus christ I quit trying >>559634295 was right.
BTA schizo might be onto something...
we love FVARKA here
Amphoreus would be hailed as one of tbe best story arcs Hoyo wrote if it was 3 or 4 patches long in its entirety
>>559634684wrong how?you know exactly what 5 minutes i'm talking about. It's the same 5 minutes that you people exclusively talk about whenever we bring belobog into discussion cause there was nothing else about the whole planet worth writing home about cause it was an uneventful snoozefest.
>>559634918Literally no one calls it that lmao
Woke up with the coughies today
>>559634253Trans right are human rights.
>>559633550Did you cum....to what?
March 7th: It's my birthday and Worm Heng is here...?
>>559624169post the rappa one...
>>559634950Nicki Minaj's butt implants popped tho. So weird to see her become and Uncle Tom
>>559635054Yeah she hates Worm Heng and Wormlus, all she wants is the Stellussy
>>559635027Not yet but I am close if you want to help lol
And then you woke up. Alone. While March and Stelle serviced Caelus's morning wood.
>>559634929No, the entire point of the conversation was "character moments". Demiurge, by the time she regains some of her memories in 3.4 and again in 3.7, doesn't need those character moments because she ALREADY EXPERIENCED those moments as Mem way back in 3.0 to 3.3.
>>559633752>Sigga isn't that type of guyProof?
Pink magnet
>>559635026I don't mind trannies as long as they're cool with laughing at themselves. Which is kind of rare. Don't like the in your face stuff from both the allys and antis.
>>559635193>And then you woke up. Alone. While March
>>559635342kek
>>559635342...serviced Skott's morning wood
>>5596351672 hours to do "your" dailies?
They fear him
>>559634985The real reason people nostalgiafag Belobog so much is that it was a short, simple yet competently delivered story that still felt like proper sci-fi/space opera. Maybe Shaoji should take notes or something
>>559635319Blandrice sneak
>>559631751>
Belobog < HSS
>>559633341Find out in 4.8
>>559635552This is a gacha weakness on average that hoyo is particularly bad at. They actually write amazingly snappy 1 patch stories, but anytime something gets dragged out as a narrative over multiple patches, it just falls apart.
>>559635118Here you go>>559635167Maybe this will help...
March: I wish Worm Heng would fuck off
>>559634581True. People only likes it because of the hype song and nostalgia. Similar to how genwunners exist in Pokemon: it was the first game they played
This shit will be so ass if it's revealed that TB is Aha or some shit..
>>559635647Unff...
>>559635552>>559635641This is why Nod-krai worked.6.0/6.1 were about Rerir's story. Didn't drag or anything.6.2/6.3 were about Dottore. Short and concise and epic.
>>559635680Actually the first videogame I played was Pong on the Atari
>>559635702Trailblazer can't be both Akivili and Aha at the same time.That's Aha's wet dream
>>559635647>>559624169SOURCE???
>>559635801Me, I genned them. And will do more probably
Wtf is a morning wood
>>559635647Now do Black Swan or Himeko
>>559635784Awesome. My first was Mega Man 1 on NES
>>559634950Always remember, THIS is the audience that mihoyo wanted when they made ZZZ, genshin 5.0 onwards, and HSR 3.8 onwards
>>559634316Alright but it still doesn't say they "merged", it's more accurate to say she recreated it everything
Whoever designs these maps should die
>>559635552and, once again, the reason people nostalgiafag Belobog is because of the 5 minutes people remember it for. if people actually loved the story as much as you think they do then none of the characters in belobog would be forgotten like they currently are. Why do you think we are getting SP versions of SW, Blade, Robin and Aventurine but none for any of the belobog cast?
>>559635954The pleasure of putting the first wood in your wood stove in the morning
>>559635976People have been saying that Firefly has a black tier ass since 2.3 newcutie
Not a single female in that picture cares about Wormde btw. Not one
>>559635647>>559635916And we're done thank anon
>6 hours of foreplay >5 minutes of actual sexHSR is literally a woman...
>>559635702My good pal Sampo is Aha
>>559636107source?
>>559636107Source?
>>559636098>newcutieAre you gay? Who even says this?Just say newfag like the rest of us
Stop. She only cares about Caelus
>>559636289>unironic newcutiekek
God, they look so good together
why doesn't bwo like to be called a newcutie?
I genuinely can't tell the endgame of Caeluswormmorningwood schizo...
>>559636024well i want a sp of hook, clara, luka and sampo too
>>559636009Roleplaying makes it more fun!
All this shit about time travel and time loops just ruins the game. They ruined 3.7, they ruined 3.8 with retcons and rewritten endings.Most players didn't understand Cyrenes ending in 3.7, so they just make their own lore based on the fragments they understoodGenshin somehow manages to tell stories without time travelling and other bs
>>559636098BTA implies there's tiers for dicks as well....
dude just why
March lets Caelus see her pussy
>>559636485why not?
>>559636183What patch is it?
>>559636383His endgame? Pushing avenpaz.
>>559636383It's pretty obvious: To kill any shipping of the female characters that isn't with the male MC.Every female in the game belongs to the MC.Except Miss Topaz, she's for sigga.
>>559636498>three naked woman>no bonerhmmm...
Looks pretty good, the smaller eyes make her seem more elegant and womanly
>>559636596>Except Miss TopazAnd Black Swan, she belongs to Dahlia
Is there a particular reason why he's an Avenpazfag? There are male/female pairs that get shipped harder by the game than those two
>>559636596And Herta, she's for Ruan Mei
>>559636002She couldn't recreate anything by that point. That was when they lay down together and when she woke up Momo was gone. "Merged" is a simplified explanation but that's essentially what happened since she retained the same consciousness as Demiurge while taking the form of the ripple.
Don't mind me just posting my Cassiewife.
Anyone else notice that Aha spelt backwards is Aha? Kojimbo you've done it again.
>>559635916Dahlia status?
>>559636658maidwolf...
>>559636426You are simply smoothbrained.
>>559636716Because that's our nigga aventurine, we would never steal his girl
Constance shows Caelus her pussy
>>559636716He said ages ago it's undeniable that Topaz cares for Aventurine after so many patches.
>>559636942>Constance shows Black Swan her pussy
>>559636426You might be getting caught up on specifics.
>genshin well written>When yuritroon krai was because they realized they spent 5-6 having the main story go nowhere>Then announced we would be stuck in this frozen shithole for a year before we enter Frozen shithole (true)HSR's story dogshit but don't act like genshits is any better. The only somewhat passable gacha story is fgo
>>559637032
>>559636989Sure, but the same's true for half of the characters he shitposts about
>>559636596Also Aglaea who's for Anaxa
>>559637087Limbus*
>>559637138I know. In the end it's because he actually ships avenpaz kek
>>559636426Your IQ needs to ABOVE 90, not below. That’s why you don’t get it.
>>559637140…on Opposite Day.
>>559637181Don't we all
I woke up alone...
>>559637124Oh no no no no!
>>559637391Wormday...
I still want to know what ACK's approved ships are for this game
>>559635702Mr. N is Aha
Uh oh harembrown mega melty
HIS girl
>>559637391Caelus...
>>559636426>Genshin somehow manages to tell stories without time travelling and other bsWell, about that...
>>559637686buy an ad
momo...
Caelus keeps his pussy clean for Stelle.
Happy birthday mitsuki!
>>559637686Why does ZZZ get so much hate?
Why did Caeuls appear and said some random shit when i was talking to Cyrene?
>>559638032its characters are problematic
>>559637686Black tier asses kill gamesAlways remember that, kids
>>559638032It panders to white males so indians like BTA schizo and women are mad
>>559637686ZZZ is what happens when a Hoyo game only panders to harempags. Hoyo needs to stick to omnipandering
>>559638124>oyo needs to stick to omnipanderingThey can't even do that right
2.5 weeks til Ashveil :]
2.5 weeks til flop :]
>Black tier asses>"""white""" males
2.5 weeks till 6 weeks to Silversex :]
>>559638032Why do you get emotional and defensive over empirical data?
>>559638162This. Where's our canon yuri...
fake lover, fake summer
>>559638310Post your roster
Sorry. Straight game
ZZZ is probably mihoyos best game, it doesn't have a empty open world or gay shit in it, plus it's sexy designs repel ironic weeb normgroids. Also doesn't help that it's their third game, and most people are just gonna stick with star rail or genshin, whichever they started first or got more sunk cost into
what are the chances we get SW/Yae drip today? or are they going the genshin route where leaks come BEFORE drips (making them irrelevant)
>>559638427Dahliaswan
>>559638535>gay shitExplain Hugo
>>559638535Never played it so I don't have any opinion on the game itself but the phone girl and Sunna are the only cute girls the game has
>>559638494>Straight gamebased
>>559638427bro your acheswahahahahahahahahaha
>>559638535>plus it's sexy designs>black tier assThose are literally what the average zoomer like, since they are brown, hey, like you!
>>559638535>it doesn't have gay shit in itanon....
>it's their third game
>>559636658They realised that maids were the patricians choice and are in the process of transitioning their best characters into maids.
And then Wormnaxa woke up. Alone. While Aglaea had the time of her life with Caelus's morning wood.
>>559638427Bronseele, Hertamei
>>559638717that's why we now have Swanstance
>>559636658>>559638802is she a maid? I thought that leak was already debunked
His property
>>559634950Doesn't matter. Them BTA bubble butts look good when bouncing on thick cock.
>>559638535The idols are peak ironic weeb shit and the "uooh" spam proves it
>>559638535You're not going to save your dying game by coping about it here lil bro.
Bros I don't think Ashveil is coming home
>>559639095I got 550 pulls saved for my boy
>>559639095No one is rolling for him
And then Wormlus woke up, alone, while The Herta serviced Ruan Mei's morning bean
>>559639095We're all rolling for him
>>559639213kek
Herta: Sorry, Cyrene. You're going to have to kill yourself.Also Herta: Cyrene would want you to not be sad, Caelus. Btw I'm beautiful and fertileWhat did she mean by this?
>>559639213Everyone says this
>>559639412>>559639412
>>559639270It won't be than 10 ash in this thread
>>559638802>>559638940She's not a maid, she just has her hair down.
Epstein if you keep posting your hertamei delusions the globohomo is going to find you
>>559639270We as in no one btw
