Self-Insert Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-06-2026-update.114328/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>559618463
I consneed to our trans overlords...
celeste is trans!silver is trans!apollo is trans!pocket is nonbinary!doorman is an ally!deadlock is a queer game!:3
>>559642769This but literally and unironically.
>>559642403i can’t believe tranniedditors let this slide lmao
>>559643012Completely normal Rem
how in the fuck did they think it was a good idea to make Drifter run at mach speed when he ults now?
was his knife always this tiny or was it always hidden by the camera before?pls volvo buff his size a bit, how is anyone gonna decapitate someone with this in one hit...
Sex with Venator
>>559643012SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!SEXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think they should buff Silver and nuke israel.
>>559643215>supposed to be scary serial killer>lets make his ult scary because hes moving at 500 mph while you are blind
>>559643012lol'd
>>559643290shut the fuck up, drifter
>>559643290Sex with Vyper
>>559642978they just turn it around and say celeste is definitely trans
>play street brawl>rank upDid they change this?
>>559643290>>559643505Sex with Viscous
>>559643012Why does this exist?Why are remNIGGERS like this??
>Win game>type chuds always win>get a seethe friend requestDo people really?
So what things do you like in this patch
>>559641835I left off half of what I was saying because it got interrupted by me thinking about how bad her kit is. The problem is that the sheer amount of effort Holliday has to put to actually contribute at a baseline in a higher level games compared to someone like say, Pocket, Paige, Rem, etc. makes her a functionally worse character by default. She has a very high skill floor but doesn't contribute much if she reaches it since other characters still do what she does better, which is the worst spot you can be in a shooter or ASSFAGGOTS. For example, her lasso is a shitty skillshot tether-stun that loses its entire CD if she misses, only stuns them for a couple of seconds at most, meanwhile Celeste can miss hers and get half the CD refunded, and if it lands, massively disrupts a team fight and shits out damage while forcing enemies to disengage until it runs out. Meanwhile, Mo and Krill can do her lasso but better, can't miss it, can actually damage them and use other abilities, gets defensive buffs, AND gets a permanent, stacking buff on kill. Her headshot passive also does not synergize at all with the rest of her kit, is rather hard to land because her bullet speed isn't high enough to make it consistent (especially considering Geist has a similar revolver with a much higher velocity than her and doesn't even have a headshot passive), and when you do land it, it's still got a ridiculous cooldown for the damage it does. The only interesting part of her kit is her barrels and bounce pads, but the problem is that the barrels have such terrible physics and trajectories than the only real way to use them effectively is to punch them while airborne because it's the only way you can actually guarantee a direct hit onto a target rather than trying to do a janky-two part interaction. Her character is also completely at odds with her kit, since she's a jaded sheriff trying to track down a killer instead of a mad coot prospector.
>>559643892NOTHING
>>559643892mina’s fat vampire ass
>>559643892there is a lot to digest
>>559643909>by me thinking about how bad her kit isare you mentally ill or something? what compelled you to focus on holliday's kit?
>>559643892I like Wraith's new kit even if it is overtuned at the moment
>that OP>new item called egg that you crack to become a better youYeah this game is mega tranny coded.
>>559644030If you follow the chain of posts by hovering over the funny numbers, you'll understand you gorilla knuckledragging negro. Hollidays can only flourish in smurf environments because her kit makes her a very gimped character.
Buff SilverRework Holliday
what where they THINKING with warden silence?
>>559643892i guess i like victor being more multifaceted now than simply being a retarded aurabot like he was before like the victor mains prefer, although his damage numbers need a nerf. wraith is good conceptually but they need to nerf the fuck out of her numbers because the damage she can do with cards/ult alone early in the game is better than what many others can do at 50 minutes into the game. i also think the ivy changes are good but she should get a small gun buff i think
>>559643892Genuinely I didn't look at a single change and think wow this is goodEven fucking Lash. They felt the need to change him for some reason, and they did so by making him weaker early (is already shit early) and stronger late (is already strong late).Literal shit at the wall
I HAVE THE EGG, ITS 22 MINUTES IN, BUT WERE LOSINGSELL SELL SELL
>>559644192she's not a gimped character that's the thing.
How do I stop being a weak twig as SevenSeriously, someone looks at me mean and this character just fucking explodes. What am I supposed to do to boost my survivability?
time to terrorize high elo weekend lobbies that i got placed into
>>559643909celeste gets the cd refunded because 90% of that character's power budget lies in her ult
>>559643290 gay sex with venator (bottom)
>>559643909>headshot doesn't synergize with her kitBarrel -> guaranteed headshot from the knockup>lasso is a shitty skillshot that doesn't refund if you missJump pad -> Barrel -> guaranteed lasso>only real way to use barrel is to punch them while airborneHolliday is airborne for 90% of the time she's in the game because jump pads give absurd air controlJust be better, every ability of her kit synergizes with each other
>>559643892I like most of the changes to be honest. I don't hate the Silver changes at all after a few games with her, she's less of a 1v6 faceroll character since you have to actually think about the engagements rather than going full bunga. She's still very much dangerous and I think people are overestimating her nerfs. Wraith's changes are good but the numbers are way too high especially with the T5 Full Auto, lower the damage on the cards and make it like +25% proc speed rather than the 50% it currently is. Telekinesis is also too strong, I think it was fine what it was before
>>559643012RapEM
>>559644537nuuuuuuuu what do you mean I need to go into the sandbox and practice getting crackshots and lassos off of barrels???????SHE IS WEAK REWORK HER INTO MCCREE FROM OVERWATCH!!!!
>>559643892>>559644138>>559644620Wraith is absolutely demonic it's like 2024 all over again.
>tfw literally don't see venator, rem, celeste, graves or apollo anymore after this patch because everyone's playing the old overpowered shit
>>559643290still waiting on his shirtless mod
You could give Dynamo Holliday's headshot passive instead of his heal and it'd synergize better
>tfw spamming wraith>almost so op that its not even funtower damage go brrrr
>>559643892Victor buffs
>>559644798>remStill do>gravesUnironically I forgot she existed it's insane
>>559644537That's not my point retard and I know that you know it too. You can do all those things and you'd still be less effective at contributing in teamfights compared to many other characters, that was my entire point. Holliday has to do so much more compared to someone like Paradox or Bebop to kidnap someone and usually does less damage along the way. You can argue her kit synergizes that way, but it's extremely unintuitive how it synergizes compared to practically everyone else.
what do you think happens in the wobbly sausage channel?
I wish we had less players, it's so aids with all the retards in oracle. What's the point of having the mmr if you just get retards that should be ritualist in fucking oracle? revert the ranks, send me back to aclhemist and all thes troglodytes to ritualist where they can rage quit games at eight minutes.
>>559644798I ended up enjoying Celeste so I stuck with her
>>559645069>lose 5 times>rank upbro it's not me i fucking swear
>>559645047
>>559645008She gets 5 fucking barrels how effective do you need her to be in a team fight? Hit your abilites and shots. If you're not catching out anybody with your ult beforehand, if anybody ults during the teamfight you can lasso them and cancel it. If anybody is running away and is trying to disengage you can ult and being them back. I dunno what you want.>unintuitiveGod forbid you have to learn the character
>>559645047It's the transbian dick sharing channel.
>>559644909It was foretold
fact: rem is ontologically evil because even as a child he is fine with murdering people to achieve his goals. most children have morals but rem doesn't.
>>559645170i play streetbrawl only since the patch and somehow ranked up to phantom 5idk how this works man
>>559642403I didn't hate transexuals until I started playing Deadlock.
why are Paige players like this?
>>559645362whatever rem is, it's not a child, maybe in our eyes okay but however those things grow, its 100% equivalent to a 40 year old man
>>559645406yjk
>>559645362>most children have moralsno, children are psychopaths and you have to teach them morals
>>559645362
>>559645170I just can't believe how fucking retarded they are. Morning games were fun with intelligent people but the redbull swigging single digit iq wigger aimbro retards woke up and I can't have any fun because they just chase kills and feed. On top of it all I'm always against some faggot discord stack that just gangrapes one guy all match. This patch is unplayable, I almost want to make a smurf to get away from this dogshit but Yosh will prob throw me back in fucking oracle.
>four enemies dead>"let's go mid!">stupid fucking faggots take forever to arrive and when they do they preoccupy themselves with fighting the two remaining non-threats to getting rejuv instead of just killing the boss>enemy team revives and wins midYEAH I'M REALLY FEELING THE PHANTOM ENERGY FROM THIS PACK OF FUCKING RETARDS YOU JUST MATCHED ME WITH
>>559645592the ranks keep being inflatedyesterday's Ritualists are today's Phantoms
>>559645592i'm genuinely confused by the sheer amount of people in deadlock who ping mid or talk about rushing mid or spam about taking midboss and then... they just don't show up? or they do show up but the entire enemy team has already respawned
>>559645493haven't you seen those videos of where the parents pretend to have no food and the child reflexively shares with their parents? humans have an innate desire to help others
>>559645805i don't know where you've been but zoomers born after 2000 are retarded 50 iq subhumans
>>559645332>2 astronaut americans discussing their next fiery but peaceful protest
>>559645592Maybe I should just uninstall and stop playing. My eternus friends don't even play anymore. It's just not fun playing with morons.
>victor in my game>wont stop yapping>sounds extremely stoned>zooted as fuck>saying shit like “u kno i b counterin infernus cuz if i stand in his dash i can use my 1 more cuz it be chargin off damage”>doesnt stop talking for 25 min>everyone else silent>finally my rem opens mic and goes>”YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING NIGGER”>0 other communication the entire game from him besides thatlost my shit
>>559645586>get in match>retards on mic>they all distract with each other with their own shitty calls >HE'S ONE HE'S ONE HE'S ONE>half hp with 20% bullet resistyou get into these matches already knowing you're gonna lose
>>559645281I understand Holliday is your favorite character to go this far defending her but trying to make her seem better than what she actually can do is pure cope. Let's break down her barrels: part of her tooltip on barrel is practically useless (can be detonated by a bullet or another barrel, but you're almost always just going to melee them instead), meanwhile Rem has a near identical ability with a longer charge CD, doesn't need to prime it, doesn't need a set up, hell the only thing that Holliday has over him is she has more barrels and can spam them a bit quicker. But nobody goes "oh god we have a Rem picker fml", they go "oh god we have a Hollidy picker fml" for a reason, because Rem has other abilities that contribute and help the team, has an actual teamfight ultimate, can heal, buff, and also be a rat bastard and fuck up the opponent's farm by stealing their sinners. Holliday doesn't bring anything like that but also doesn't have enough utility or damage to be a carry either. What the fuck is Holliday going to do at minute 40 when an M1 carry counterspells her barrel or lasso and drops her ass out of the sky? She can't hide like Rem, and may god have mercy on your soul if they have some way of slowing your ass down.
>>559645069im sowwy
>>559646050This game is full of people that talk too fucking much, calling out every little tiny thing and eventually I have to tell them to talk less.
does anyone kinda dislike how the map doesnt feel as vertical now?
when is burnt peanut hopping on this game
>>559645170Same, I have a 40% winrate but I keep getting ranked up higher and higher every day it seems
>>559646249i agree just the idea of rem saying that was pure comedy
>>559646050my favorite thing as infernus is when people die chasing because they dont respect dash
starting to really be sick of this rem character
Do you think they're ever getting to the moon in the deadlock universe
>>559646278yes, infact all the map changes were fucking dogshit this patch. The midboss one is the fucking worst.>sound happens at 50%>literally no chance to steal it unless it's an early midbossLike what the fuck you can't make comebacks, what's even the fucking point? This change is satanic.
>>559646454*steals all the farm*what could you possibly mean?
>>559646454you can ban him now you know
was pretty much harassed and bullied all match by the infernusis there anything i could have done here?
>>559645805children also beat and urinate on other children, stomp little animals or throw them around for fun
>>559646575What the fuck are those holiday items.>healing tempo>only healing is headhunter????????????
>>559646346It'd be too hard for him
>>559646575>captura de ecran
Deadlock in houses doko?
>>559646575if someone like infernus gets fed early buy an annoying disable and when you see him while youre farming stun his ass and run the fuck awayvyper can even peel with her ult
Anyone knows where i could find a good AI voice generator that can do Dedalock voices? All the ones i found are pretty shit at replecating Doorman's voice
>>559646524its just like, you cant even double jump on a lot of the roofs now because of a random invisible wall theyve just applied to the map, and there are only really set spots where you're meant to like dismount from the zipline and have a lil bit of verticality and that's iti miss walking across the rooftops and getting nuked by lightning, it just feels very claustrophobic which is weird since it's basically a movement game at this point
I will continue to play silver with echo shard on her 1 because they didn't change slam fire doing 80% of a mother fucker's HP.
Does mina ult do split damage if 2 people are in it?
>>559646575disarm himstun himguy didnt even buy unstoppable or debuff remover, he should be bullied by lash alone
>>559646714I once had a feeder Venator on my team who bought healing tempo as his only green item, his only source of healing was fucking RESTO SHOT
>>559646821they always came at me two at once, usually doorman and infernus togetheralso, his passive fucking DESTROYED me, i tried getting spellbreaker to counter him but it did jack shitthere was also that melee venator who would lockstun me and rape me with his stake>>559646972i was trying to focus on my items so i didnt think to buy a disarm
EGGBROS OUR TIME IS NOW
>>559646928based and alcoholic woman with a hairy muff pilled
>- Golden Egg Goose: Souls Per Minute increased from 75 to 90>- Golden Egg Goose: Souls Per Minute increased from 75 to 90>- Golden Egg Goose: Souls Per Minute increased from 75 to 90>- Golden Egg Goose: Souls Per Minute increased from 75 to 90Egg holders our thoughts?
>>559646928beyond based werewolf form is only for hot feral sex with (you) anyways
>>559647150still. not. selling.
>>559646575How was that tranny pussy?
>brought back the Time Wall silenceOOOOOOOOOH BABY
this patch sucks. i'm going to keep playing but fuck man.
>>559646928>use good spell>forced to turn into melee creep
>>559647245big if true
>>559647212theres no celeste in this match what the fuck are you talking about?
>- Silver: Lycan Curse base health bonus increased from +75 to +125>- Silver: Lycan Curse T2 increased from +3m to +4m#wolfpack we are so back
>wraith is still an overpowered nigger>nothing about calico or infernusretard
>>559647087>spellbreakerbro this only works on ONE INSTANCE of magic damagethink someone is throwing a nade at you, spellbreaker is gonna save you from 65% of that nades ONE TIME instance of damagea dot is not a one time instance of damage, but many many instances of damage that wont trigger the spellbreaker at all, get debuff remover or resists>i was trying to focus on my itemsand thats why you lost, 3,2k to make infernus deal 0 damage for a few seconds is massive
- Golden Egg Goose: Souls Per Minute increased from 75 to 90- Torment Pulse: Pulse Damage reduced from 27+0.25 to 25+0.23- Doorman: Hotel Guest T3 late checkout cooldown increased from 10s to 13s- Ivy: Entangling Thorns spirit scaling reduced from 0.55 to 0.45- Paradox: Pulse Grenade spirit scaling reduced from 0.4 to 0.3- Paradox: Time Wall slow duration increased from 1.25s to 2s- Paradox: Time Wall T1 now also increases duration by +2.5s- Paradox: Time Wall T2 no longer increases duration by +2.5s- Paradox: Time Wall T2 now also silences enemies for 2.3s- Paradox: Paradoxical Swap damage changed from 10% Current Health to 125 with 1.1 spirit scaling- Paradox: Paradoxical Swap T3 changed from 10% Current Health to 10% Max Health- Paradox: Paradoxical Swap can now be alt casted to swap only a single target with the T3- Silver: Lycan Curse base health bonus increased from +75 to +125- Silver: Lycan Curse T2 increased from +3m to +4m- Viscous: Splatter T3 spirit scaling reduced from 1.3 to 1.1- Viscous: Puddle Punch scaling reduced from 1.1 to 1.0- Wraith: Card Trick Spade reduced from +70% to +60%- Wraith: Card Trick Heart scaling reduced from 1.25 to 1.0- Wraith: Card Trick T3 Heart scaling increased from 0.5 to 0.75- Wraith: Fixed Card Trick Heart heal doing full value for non-heroes (instead of half)- Wraith: Telekinesis debuff duration reduced from 3s to 2.75shttps://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-06-2026-update.114328/
>>559647330>not landing both slam fires before the forced transform then foxy jumpscaring them for the kill>putting points into werewolf at all
>>559647335The one you fucked IRL skaut.
>>559645592Have you tried using your mic? Maybe it's because I'm a ritualistic shifter, but if I say "we have to mid before they're up, we need eeeeeveryone's dps to burn it down fast" or call people out by name to come, they almost always do. Even for all the hitters this is the best moba I've played for people listening to callouts and shit
i want to like silver but her gun feels so clunky and awful to use. it's a shotgun that does like 10 damage and has a really odd delay to each shot, like it gets jammed for half a sec after the fire rate delay so the shots don't come out when you click
>Slight wolf buffs>Human still untouchedHER HUMAN FORM IS THE PROBLEM YOSHIHER BOLA IS ABSOLUTELY BROKENHER SLAMFIRE T5 IS INSANEWOLF KILLS YOU BECAUSE HER HUMAN FORM DUMPSTERS YOU FIRSTNERF HER HUMAN FORM AND MAKE HER WOLF FORM STRONG THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING FANTASY OF THE HERO FUCK FUCK FUCK
Buying golden egg and trophy collector in all games on all heroes.
>>559647394Stop taking damage from the bomb please
it really do be like that
>>559647087he got superior duration so that counters the counter of debuff reducer/spellbreaker but its good that you bought it, also get dispel magic if he rushes duration since that just removes itdesu when you see an infernus you gotta rush your counter items because he gets a lot of value from burn
>>559647394>doorman has an extra 3 seconds added to his free ult cooldown yeah hes still the hitler of this patch fuck yoshi
>>559645493schizo projection
>>559647457>SkautOH FUCK NO WE ARE NOT HAVING SKAUT FAGGING IN /DLG/ COME THE FUCK ON
BUY BUY BUYHOLD THE EGG
>>559647579And magic carpet!
>>559647394We're being pranked
>victor and venator feed yamato 20 kills before 10 mins>legit just walking into lane and dying>at several points afterward yamato just walks towards me and takes 80% of my health with power slash, outright kills me when I get frisky and try fighting back>soul count is even all game>end up winning with victor and venator 1:1 kdaThis was the most disgusting win of my time playing this gameI had made peace with victor and venator feeding, nobody flamed them or made snide remarks. I had accepted the loss because venator and victor did not deserve to win but the enemy team threw and we won. What a disgusting outcome
Sex!With Graves!
We fucking wonned even harder
>cast bolt>celeste airstrafes in 4 dimensionsI am losing my goddamn mind
>>559647795>Art that's finally not fag shitFinally some good fucking food
how the fuck do i escape the goddamn hotel now
>Didnt change ShivWhat the fuck do they need? Does his w/r need to drop to 40%? 30%? At what point do they realize they fucked up?
>>559647953YOU DONT
>>559647457>>559647701Oh shit, i've been found outGuess i'm renaming my screencaps from now on
>>559647919
>>559647394>viscous nerfswas he really playable for a whole day? damn
>>559646969please respond
>>559648039cant believe she ra*ped pocket
>>559642403who's the best content creator to watch if i want to git gud at the game???for those of you who play siege, basically i'm looking for poxonlox but for deadlock
>>559648039Ok this one's kino
FOR THE DJINN
>>559647953You play Viscous and cube yourself right before his ult ends, you don't take any damage and use up no stamina =D
i love playing rem and i love stealing sinner boxes
>>559645493>>559645805>>559646624>>559647694Children are mega niggers by nature and it's only thanks to adults that they become civilized. There is a critically acclaimed book that literally touches this topic (I'm not telling you what it is though because if you don't know you're a nigger)
>>559648136she smells of cigarettes and beer
I don't get the point of the eggYou're better off just doing sinners/farms for what it offers
>>559648136I like deathy he has chud aura
>>559647795>m
>>559647820Sometimes it's just like that. Had some faggot bebop and Kelvin against me (abrams) and haze early, tower diving lvl 0 with Kelvin's cuck beam and absolutely raping us. Every melee either of us threw out was parried, even quick melees, and even on Kelvin, who would stop channeling beam to parry. They killed me 4 times and haze twice in like 5 minutes and got our T1. I ended up 14/5/30 or some shit and haze did even better, and their faggot duo was completely ineffective from there out
>>559648215There's nothing stopping you from buying the egg AND doing sinners/boxes
>>559648039
>>559648216no he has resetera energy
>>559648039leave him alone
whats the ivy build?
>>559648215you can do both retard
>>559648215its a support item, you do both
>>559648021So how was the tranny pussy tho?
>>559648173Yes, please do this everytime
>>559646132>what is Holliday going to do when [imaginary scenario where completely she is completely countered]Hmmm if only she could buy items or coordinate with her team. Also what are you arguing? That a character shouldn't have counters? That even if the enemy outplayed her and itemized against her, she should dominate anyway and be able to get out? You could pose that hypothetical for any other hero and make it sound like they're weak as well. Everything you're arguing just sounds like a skill issue. You want Holliday to be brought up to characters that are overtuned instead of bringing them down. Not only that, you haven't offered any real solutions and just bitched about her kit, saying it's weak. If you're that concerned with metafaggotry and only want to play the most powerful characters, pick someone else.
You have zero (0) excuses to buy this now btw
I'm sorry guys but this game is utter trash. I've tried my hardest to play safe. I won my lane, destroy anyone 1v1 but in team fights my team just leaves me alone. I got nuke 1 guy before their team kills me. I sold my items and waiting for the game to finish. CBA.Match 65195861Please. watch and tell me the game isn't dogshit. 50m wasted and I cannot even tell my team they suck nigger dick cuz I'm banned. also they need a surrender option ASAP
>>559648039Oh... why the FUCK did he leave her?
>>559648423But they buffed it
>>559648440kill yourself nigger
>>559648440>they need a surrender option ASAPvery true
>>559648507Figured out she was a gold digger and bailed
>>559648507they*>>559648293them*
>>559648440*I get to nuke 1 guy
>>559648525*to not buy
>>559648557My wife is a money focused nepobaby chink and lemme tell ya, it's worth and he's retarded.
>>559648423did you mean to say "you have zero excuses to NOT buy this" but had a brainfart or what
>>559648440>they need a surrender option ASAPAll of your statements have been completely disregarded
>>559648440>item destroyer>chat bannedtake a break buddy, touch some grass, maybe smoke some
>>559644620Ya i was in denial when my dog first started having trouble walking. Told myself it wasmt so.bad and he was still healthy. We put him down by the end of the year. Soon icefrog and hopoo are gonna do the same to old silver and you better hope they let us visit her at the vets office before they start the injection
BALD
>>559648536Why tranny? please fucking explain. Literally I cannot do shit. I perform badly? My team cannot carry. I play okay? My team leaves me alone. Such a dogshit game.
how retarded must you be to buy this when it gives you -10% DAMAGE. this is garbage even on supports because supports are strong early and you don't wanna make yourself even more useless
>>559648440goodbye faggot
>>559648725YOU ARE A WHITE NIGGERKILL YOURSELF
>>559648578I don't care about sweetbaby era DEI lore holdover, it's a dude. The only asian male in the game is not a tranny or a gender monster, that shit lost at the ballot box
>>559648791just buy the stupid fucking egg
CAN THESE NIGGERS SETTLE ON WHAT THEY WANT PARADOX TO DO? SHE'S LIKE A PHANTOM THIEF ANONYMOUS KNOWN AS 4CHAN AND YET HER HIT IS PLACING FUCKING WALLS ON TOP OF WALLS THAT PUTS MCGINNIS TO SHAME
>>559648507She's so repulsive that Pocket would rather go live in the sewers with Mo & Krill than marry her
>>559644620>she's less of a 1v6 faceroll character since you have to actually think about the engagements rather than going full bungaThis was always the case above Archon dummy.
>>559648672Look at this and tell me this is okay. and I've gone afk like 15m ago. Such a dog game for troons. Watch the replay and tell me what I could have done.>>559648838faggot cannot even make a counterpoint. Keep defending your trash game tranny. You will never be a pro at it since you are 35. ROPE now
>>559648663yeah, but are you a trillionaire rich asian man who is bored of women and instead puts on a trench coat, grabs a shotgun, finds a briefcase full of ghosts and begins shooting people to death to stop a conspiracy
>>559648578HE HIM MALE MAN
STOP SHOUTING THE NIGGER WORD
>>559648136deathy is probably the best well arounder in terms of just making guide content for the game but there's a few to watch if you want to learn a specific character. Lystic is pretty good with drifter and venatorHeresy has some good guides up for billy and victorThere are probably a bunch of other character specialists but I don't watch content creators outside of when I'm picking up a new character.
>>559647958what do you mean “didn’t change shiv” they vastly changed everything except for bloodletting you retardhis knives deal far more damage his dash reduces spirit res and his ult is reworked
>>559648864ummm... nyo
>>559648850>that shit lost at the ballot boxIts going to come back with a fury when 50,000 golems are KIA by Iran
>>559648926If a game was 50 minute long, it wasnt a stomp, of you dont want to play just because you can loose, thats a you issue
i can't buy more than three on-use items or i start getting confused
Evens I put a token on silver.Odds I go play no man sky.
to be honesti still dont really understand how bloodletting works
>>559648960You forgot to mention that Pocket literally lives in a sewer with a giant mole and a monkey
>>559648440need someone to change your diapers lil nigga? imagine acting like this over a game lolmao
>>559648284>>559648312It wastes a item slot, makes me do less damage, on buffs I can get on box runs rotating to other lanes, and souls I can get pushing lanes + farming
>>559649054two more weeks and iran will have their nukes and destroy the western world right tranny
Mina doesn't shave Vindicta doesn't shave Silver doesn't shave her amazon rainforest
>>559648870She just became a S+ tier hero btw
and no one here even wants to watch the replay what I could have done bettergreat communityyou gotta be a troon it seems to get any advice. Dog game>>559649060No I want my team to follow me to the fight than to shoot from africa as silver. How can you not rege quit? How am I suppose to learn anything? Am I not suppose to play melee characters and just be poke slop? Make it make sense.
>>559649082>tokenlol
>>559648960That's the thing anon, you don't get sick of fashionable, thin chinese women. Even if they piss you off the pussy is so unreal it's worth it. I highly suggest you find yourself a rich east Asian socialite
>tfw friend who got me into deadlock stops playing forevergonna kill myself this game sucks in solo queue
born to look like minaforced to look like victor
>>559649209>>559649082>They removed the tokensGay.
>>559648926>Team holding on for 15m late game while some cuck from /vg/ is afk throwing a female on period tier tantrumyeah you def could have won if you were a man and not a woman
Born to look like VictorForced to look like Mo
>>559649207were all laughing at you bro, take a walk and cool off lol
>>559649262>tall goth prettyboy that multiple women ingame want to fuckboring. wake me up when you look like mo
>>559649171they dont need nukes. They need difficult topography and $10,000 dollar drones to throw into the strait of hormuz indefinitely
>fov slider added>still have to mod the game to not have a shit small fovyoshIT
WHY DOES VALVE GIVE ME FUCKING EMISSARIES IN AN ORACLE LOBBY? Half my team was literal fucking retards that didnt know the first thing about playing the game just 1-11 2-12 and constantly feeding and brooling while half the enemy's souls
There is LITERALLY no reason not to buy the egg. If nothing else it pays for itself in like 4 minutes and is just a couple FREE buffs that you didn't even have to leave your lane for.
>>559649352>>559649385now kiss
>>559649386two more weeks and the evil orange man drumpf will be humiliated
>>559648692>bold yeller
>>559649319I'm not gonna let some cucks use me as a sacrificial lamb. If they don't wanna follow up, I'm just not goona play. Let them lose. CBA>>559649361Do you think I care nigger? I laugh at your dogshit game troon. Wasting 1k hours just to be worse at games than Marvel Rival players lol
Born to look like VictorForced to look like Male Silver
>>559649385I literally look like Mo
despite the changes, Vindicta still has her biggest weakness, she dies the moment anyone sneezes in her general direction, it's good for characters to have exploitable weak spots, but being fragile makes pubs really hard
Born to look like MoForced to look like Krill
>tfw your main is lowkey strong, dodged the nerfs and is hardly picked so you can play him every game
>>559649442>wasting your power spike and nerfing your damage for almost no moneyzero reason haha
>Pocket shares his wealth with Mo & Krill after ousting his father with the three running Fairfax industries >Mina seethes and dilates on the sideline
>ballistic enchantment wraithliterally why
>geist is strong with both gun and spirit now>she's actually fun>her gun sounds like dogshitFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>559649456two more weeks until sandbox interventionism finally works and doesn't jack up energy prices and get a bunch of teenagers blown up
>>559649601does it proc with full auto?
>>559647097
>>559649530I think she is almost not horse shit to play, but they need to give her a little bit of fire rate.
>>559649017In the latest hotfix, dumbfuck
>>559648791there are heroes who have built in utility strong enough that they can eat a 10% damage debuff without noticing
>>559649460>Do you think I careyou care enough to make ten posts here how you dont care lmao
>>559649398do you play with higher than 90?
Thanks guys. Thanks for proving me once again that some 'communities' are made for troons. I ask one time for advice, yet you niggers don't wanna watch a replay. Fuck you cocksuckers. I hope you and your dogshit game dies soon.
>>559649812there really isn't. even paige contributes a lot of damage in early skirmishes
100 nigger dicks in Doorman's tight keyhole I hate this zesty faggot now.
born to look like Doorman forced to look like Shiv
>>559649398autist
had my first >60 min deadlock game due to a splitpushing calico and mcginniswon, but it was absolutely miserable, way worse that hour long dota games
>>559649398you're literally cheating, faggot
>>559649820usually 110 but something about this games models make the camera feels extra claustraphobic when theres a big teamfight happening
>>559649865not gonna waste my time watching dogshit players sorry
>>559649865See you next week
i don't even play celeste or like male on futa I just think that pic is hot because the stuble implies casual sex she wasn't prepared for and that's hot lmaoyou guys spend way too much time on 4chan can't stop saying tranny tranny tranny
>>559649865>waste a fuckton of your time watching this 50 minute replay so you can give me advice that i'm just gonna disagree with and argue against and also i'm gonna forget all of it by the time i get into my next game and i'm just gonna blame my teammates againyea whatever you say, tranny. don't let the door hit you on the way out
>>559649865nigger this has nothing to do with gameplay advice or the game, you have mental problems and not in a coocoo crazy way (yet)stop playing competitive games if this is how you react to them, you are clearly too autistic and have anger issues.
>>559648039sauce
I'm glad Paradox has a silence again because swapping someone with no debuffs on them was awkward as fuck
>>559650015What are you even referring to?
>>559649665Sauce, NOW
YER DEAD*misses and dies*
who's the most beginner-friendly character with a high skill ceiling?
>>559650015that anon in the last thread really btfo'd you this hard huh
>>559649872
>>559650115and the swap actually does damage
>>559650150AH TRIED TO NICE>does a little hop and chemically slices a few oxygen molecules
>>559650180vyper
>Doorman: Hotel Guest T3 late checkout cooldown increased from 10s to 13s>three fucking seconds moreOH WOW WHAT AN AMAZING AND VERY NEEDED NERF, THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GREEN FAT DINOSAUR FUCK
>>559650216bro? you don't seriously think mo can sustain a 10% damage penalty right?
>>559650180Seconding Vyper you just aim, shoot dash and slide.
>>559650180If you can aim, maybe holliday?
>>559650180m1 characters generally, gets harder when you have people not wanting to get hit
>>559650180Abrams
>>559649082imagine being shrunk to being 6 inches tall and she picks u up haha
>>559650316>oh no scorn heals for 3 less health unplayable
>>559650180Maybe viscous, he's simple enough to do what needs to be done without much difficulty but you got some movement shenanigans that you can do with him and parry baiting and mind games to git gud at while learning what to cube and what not to cube.
>>559650291You realize the lead developer on this game is the same guy that put out Dota patches that reduce hero's armor by 1 and calls it a patch?
doornigger is cancer now, thanks valve
>>559650415um yeah? it cant proc burst anymore
>>559650146https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16622133
Born to lane with VictorForced to lane with Haze
Great, now I play more aggressive and I'm 0/3/1 in first 5 minutes. Gonna go afk again, cba. >>559650081You should stop breathing nigger. If I could spend all the money I have I'd hunt your dumbass down. I wanna throw my life away just to get to kill you. Give me your address please so I can remove one pest from this world with myself on the way out too. Faggot.
>>559650383holliday is absolutely not beginner friendly lollanding barrels in itself is ass if youre using jump pads
>>559642769This but figuratively and ironically.
>>559650415go ahead and build it and wonder why you're losing and getting outpaced and then cry about your team, then. have fun
>Mystic magicky character>Ultimate requires you to be in your enemy's faceWhy do they keep doing this?
>>559650150
so is this the unbalanced dota stage of deadlock where nothing makes sense and the balancers don't give a fuck anymore?
>>559650471>filtered by a roblox obby
>>559650454
>>559647342She's saved.
>>559643290>>559644479Calm down, Mina! You can never be a man.>>559648117
>>559650513*not using jump-pads
>people who say gg after being shitstomped to death for 25 minutes
>>559650505That mentality is probably why you're going 0/3
>>559650569can this nigger just get rid of the goose instead of trying to force it into relevance, this is literally just a troll item, as if having retarded teammates wasnt enough now you will have retarded teammates doing no damage in laning phase and wasting their first 800 souls on this shit aswell making laning an even bigger nightmare experience because of this shit.
Nice, finally get the character I wanna play but the team won't help me out in the first 5 minutes of the game. Gotta go afk again and wait 20 years for the match to end. When are they gonna add surrender so I can plough through them quicker?
>>559650569icefrog is heading this game and you're surprised he's going with his ultimate retardation balance philosophy? it's gonna be like this always
>>559648440Match code doesn't work for some reason so statlocker will have to do:https://statlocker.gg/match/65195861/player-statsHard to tell without a real replay but since every lane was about even it seems like you threw a perfectly winnable game for no reason.
>>559650505>>559649865lmao you're that back to the future avatarfag troon that got btfoed a couple of days ago
Chazm said the n word ON STREAM
>>559650596Classic.Shame Deadlock will never get SOVLFUL OC like this. Too many freaks in the playerbase.
>>559650707kill yourself, there, your (You)
>>559650707lmao cringe>>559650743uh oh based
>>559650707>noooo i can't handle losing in an alpha gamearen't you embarrassed to have afk games on your profile
>>559650707neck yourself
My friends! I am here once again to implore you to add me to the game! I need your help!
just ignore the tranny maybe he'll move on. children's tantrums don't last that long
>>559650569>takes a steamer on silver then gives her a lolipop as a sorry>gives wraith a small peck on the cheek after he makes her broken>gives paradox crutches after breaking her legs (makes her pay for it)like what is going on
>>559650569Isn't Paradox's ult basically an area of effect 10% execute now?
need hero animal that escapes from a zoono more bipedal faggots
>>559650707>Pocket>One of the worst characters to play at the moment>Has the most souls in the lobbyHoly shit you are terrible and this is probably some bottom of the barrel elo hell.
>>559650804>>559650778>>559650819>troons defending badly designed gameIt's okay faggots, icefrog will help you transition one day.
>>559650719Seems to be working out for dota, unless you want the LoL situation, where the only way to make pro-teams use more than 15 characters, is to change the format to highlander.Or if you hate fun experiments, and want the game to remain the same like CS
/ss/ilver.
no one must know my secret
>>559650707replying to remind myself to look up match ID 65212085 later and make fun of you personally
>>559650887Pocket got giga buffed you on weed?
>>559650870That's Mo+K
>>559650949Eido says he is unplayable unless you're just an ult bot and there is nothing that really proves him wrong. His ult being buffed while the rest of the kit is lagging behind the rest of the game.
>>559650870this as long as they're a sexy animal so I finally have a hero to jerk off to
>>559650940Go ahead. I was already mad from the previous game so was just going all in for no reason. if you wanna watch the real game, see the Mo n Krill one. You won't do since you are strawman gay guy
>>559650915why can't we strike a balance between what lol has and does and what dota has and does, why does it have to be one or the other
>>559650736hold on this sperg is having a fit over literal initiate matches? hahahaha holy fuck can't imagine what this redneck dumb nigger is like IRLLow priority must be like a human freak show.
>>559650476I hate pubes as a rule, but they aint so bad when they arnt black.
>>559651048>land ult>win teamfightwew lad
>>559650915>unless you want the LoL situation, where the only way to make pro-teams use more than 15 charactersworlds without fearless still had 100+ unique champions picked, so you shouldn't really talk out of your ass without knowing what the fuck is going on. the retarded "if i make everything op that means it's balanced right xD" philosophy will always be complete dogshit. good luck trying to build a playerbase when it shrinks itself to russian valvetroons only because of the balance. deadlock is much more mainstream than dota ever got
>>559651078>I was intentionally feeding and I reply with pictures of biff from back to the future but I'm not a moron and I'm not at fault
>>559650870>escapes from a zooThey should add Hoodwink from Dota
Hi! My friend code is39323659I'd really like to play if someone would be kind enough to add me!
>>559651091>Why cant my blue colored square be a blue circle?
Played 8 games with Shiv today and lost every single one. My last run pre-patch with him was 7-4. Because even pre-patch you could still contend in the middle of a brawl, even if you did fuckall damage, because your healing was good. Now he can't even do that.Now he's been utterly neutered to doing literally nothing but knife damage. I did get some good kills by stacking knives and watching someone's HP deplete (slow as fuck and half the time it was just negated by cleanse/cube/etc). But even with like 4-5 knives ticking, he just cannot stay in fights anymore. You get completely fucking nuked by other real DPS, or other real Tanks. Like you have to knife, dash, and run the fuck away except 99% of the time you're just getting smashed by CC as soon as you dash.So that only leaves me to wonder, what the FUCK is the point of this dude now. They expect you to be some sort of backline knife throwing DPS retard except your dash/ult are fucking useless as a result.Overall shit ass balance patch and shit ass developers. Raped my favorite hero for no fucking reason when he already sucked ass.
I'm just here to piggyback on the retards earlier.>>559648021Skaut your boyfriend is a retard and you're a pussy for trying to shift blame for his retarded bragging to everyone else
>>559651091>balance>between what lol has and does and what dota has and does>balance>between>lol>and>dota
>>559651204Are you a level 1 private profile account with no pfp?
I'm so mad because of this dogshit game my sight is going out lol
>>559650887Affliction got buffed to nullify healing on his t3 wdym?
>>559651204what do you play
>>559646249voice chatting with randoms is fun you fucking autistic spastic
>>559651204hang yourself faggotI hope you die soonnigger cattle
>>559651178lols balance team is incredibly stupid, thank god these people dont have any influence on deadlock
>Huge nerf to the lowest winrate hero in the gameGenuinely, in 20 years of wasting my life on vidya idk if ive ever seen something so fucking stupid
>Paige>try my hardest>do decently>lose>Dynamo>try my hardest>do decently>lose>Kelvin>try my hardest>do decently>loseI'm starting to notice a pattern
>>559651401shut up nigger you play this dogshit game in the first place what do you expect. Faggot>>559651449yeah retard. this game has been designed for troons. What do you expect?
>Trying to get good with Sinclair>Billy dies 6 times in lane and feeds Ivy and Wraith>He rage quits>We're now in a 5v6 scenario>Lose>Graves says I suck and leaves>They all leave>I'm now in a 1v6 scenario>Enemy team says I'm dogshit>I only died 3 timesI just wanna play the game
>>559651398and yet league is much, much more balanced than dota ever is and outside of a few freak accidents is always in a much better state than dota is lol
>>559651449thats why i stopped playing support
>>559651449"don't play supports unless you're eternus or in a stack"? Everyone learns that at some point don't worry
>>559651241except he was literally one of the strongest heros in pro play
>>559650929Who the fuck is that
>>559651534By what metric exactly
>>559651260No sir, my account is 17 years old and level 16 or something>>559651295Right now I am grinding a lot of war thunder because it's a vehicle event right now, but I also play Deep Rock Galactic, hold fast, and Gmod homigrad>>559651392y tho
>>559651125I wasn't gonna comment on that since statlocker has weird elo calculations sometimes but the (now-working) replay confirms it. This guy is having a meltdown over an initiate 2 match what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck dude
>>559651241knife build with radiant regen is even more viable now no? get rage up with decay, stack knives/healbane on their team and executehavent played him yet but spirit tank with consistent damage seems to be the only way to play now
>>559647425>-Paradox: Time Wall T2 now also silences enemies for 2.3s>- Paradox: Paradoxical Swap damage changed from 10% Current Health to 125 with 1.1 spirit scaling>- Paradox: Paradoxical Swap T3 changed from 10% Current Health to 10% Max HealthLmfao they just have zero fucking idea what they're doing. Throwing shit at the wall design in its full glory.At least this "Paradox is now a creep with one ability of your choice" phase didn't last long
>>559651241>I'LL SOFTEN THEM UP
>>559651625Why not? You are clearly a troon faggot who deserves to be hanged for playing this dogshit game.
>>559651534>league is much, much more balanced than dota ever isHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?>Breaks the fucking game>Has gotten nerfed 24/7>Devs fundamentally refuse to rework her broken kit because of Arcane>Despite being D tier, she was the highest banned character and rising>Eventually finally do something about her shield>Devs buff her and she becomes D to S+ tier instantly>Now back to D tier and still with a high ban rate regardlessGo fuck yourself
>>559651534You mean the game that has to limit its competetive players to prevent the same 10 characters in every match?
>>559651689No.. I don't play the game at all, that's why I'm asking to be invitedPerhaps you have mistaken me for someone else.I'm also not a troon, I just like valve games
>>559651586Except this literally means fucking nothing
>>559649385i have no interest in sex with women or men
>>559650707>low-t failed male>too pussy to rage quitI would tell you to kill yourself but you're too much of a pussy to pull the trigger.
>>559651048>Someone else says something and i will eat it like its trueThink for yourself once.Maybe play the character you're shitting on? Yes Pocket isn't broken like some fed carries but he can 100% carry his baggages in teamfights, also he isn't 7, Wraith or Infernus that scales really retardedly in 30mins, he is consistent through the whole game.
>>559649082>Silvertroon doesn't play the game
>>559651125>>559651637stop typing like troons and explain how this dogshit game is good in any wayYou cannot defend it in any way. You gaslit yourself into believing it's some godsend title but in reality you gotta waste 1k hours to enjoy it. You are a literal tranny cattle, designed to be sacrificed by kikes in a mass offering. Kill yourself early to prevent it.
>>559651746is this the bitch from Arcane?
>>559651625post steam profile and ill invite you if youre not an alt/troon/sperg
>bought counterspell and forgot to use it until I was dead AGAINI am a fucking clown
>>559651774NTA but Shiv was just broken strong in general, winrates mean nothing and Valve knows this better than youProbably still is broken because his kit is just like that
>>559651896Bro Pocket is one of my most played and he is kinda suffering especially in lane against most new kids on the block, -15% spirit resist is harsh not even Celeste got 15 she only got -6% bullet resist. If you don't have good movement just don't even bother trying to play him.
>>559651862My balls are bigger than your balls
>>559651771nigger, go away>>559651862you dumb fuck I cannot type since I'm muted. Do you think I'd not have told them something already. God, troons in this general (and in game by proxy) are the most retarded animals, for real.
>>559651774it means that he has an extremely high skill ceiling so you need to be extremely good to play him
assuming i buy egger first item,what is the most ideal time to sell it/hold onto it?3200 souls?4000 souls?
Gonna be honest, I don't like the unlimited items change to brool, what if I want to get rid of a shit item now?
>>559652106assuming you are a tranny you should kill yourself today
>>559651906>you gotta waste 1k hours to enjoy it.I dont play games that are not like that, sorry, but im not playing CoD or whatever is popular with mentally challanged children nowadays>>559651204Sent mate
>>5596521061200
hahahai vote 5 every time 'how powerful is this hero' comes up for silverfuck you fags
AH TRIED TA BE NI->stunnedYER DEA->hit a wallNO MORE GA->phases past enemyIT'S OVE->goo punched
>>559652183grooming fuckand a troon probably
>>559651939Honestly there should be an icon near your crosshair to indicate counterspell is up like make the parry icon green or some shit
>>559652132why would you want to get rid of an item? actives are still limited
>>559651534Easy to accomplish when every hero plays the same. Never forget that the ex-lead dev cried about Invoker from Dota 1 because he took time to learn
Ivy is so strong right now. Vines deal a shitton of damage and ensnare, kudzu bond makes both you and another teammate permanently extremely strong, stone form hits like a truck and stuns a lot, not to mention how it heals for a ton just for 1 point in lane, and the ult lasts forever and is super fast so you can be everywhere on the map
Silver full healing and becoming invincible because she tickled you or someone near you for 5 seconds wasn't fun and she deserved to get raped into the ground, also she deserved it because Silver fans are really fucking annoying.
Silver is just a fundamentally fucked hero and needs a full rework, because they have no idea what to do with her.Instead of being balanced around managing your transformation (since ult is involuntary) her gameplan only exists to pump her into ult as soon as possible, enter ult, and attempt to run people downher only damage outside of ult is slamfire which has a long-ish cooldownher ult is purely melee, has no form of cc outside of disarm and slow, and in a game that has a HIGH FOCUS on MOVEMENT she can get endlessly dogwalked, especially with her base 2 stamina That said, if you stand still, don't cc her, she will rape you, but this is true for most heroes anyway.She just needs a full rework. Make human form be the ranged poke/damage form, and wolf form be tanky with CC and not a hyper rape carry. Leave hyper rape carrying to the hyper rapist characters like Drifter, Haze, etc. because they don't need to be humping your fucking taint to do itGenuinely making her a drain tank like Abrams or Victor that just causes chaos would make far more sense for the design philosophy Random fucking shitters that don't know how to deal with a character should not be the demographic you kowtow to for balance. Skilless shitters complain about THE LASH all the fucking time because they don't know how to deal with him, yet he doesnt get nerfed because he's BALANCED
dogshit game
>>559652323Cause if I get weighted shots early in the game, maybe I'd like to sell it off later to get back my move speed and stamina recovery
>>559652240Whew, good thing I voted 1 to equalize it!
>>559652037Why yes i agree he gets fucked by a lot of things, but think about african kids starving to death (Shiv mains) and suddently Pocket is really really good
>>559652398and victor fully reviving AND having shitloads of lifesteal IS fun?
I don't buy counterspell because I'm too stupid to remember to use it
>>559652246kinodeservedetc
>>559652396Stone Form healing was nerfed though but I agree with the rest. Kudzu Connection feels somewhat wasted if you're not fighting alongside a M1gger though.
>>559652446my votes are worth more because i'm a deadlock VIP
Yeah what a soft community made up of troons. Death to icefrog
>>559652183Thank you very much
paige's fat thighs
>>559652579lmao wtf did you do
>teams are revealed>we have holliday on our team>collective groan from 3 people on voice comms>sheriff goes 4 - 9 and has the least damage on both teams>we win after a grueling 55 minutes>enemy team, although defeated, joins in on shittalking the holliday
>>559652398You not buying anti-healing nor shred doesn't mean any hero deserves anything, shitter>>559652401>Random fucking shitters that don't know how to deal with a character should not be the demographic you kowtow to for balance.Correct, that's why it's so weird Silver got nerfed when she was simple to counter
>>559652595shut up fag>>559652651decided to boot up this dogshit game. My fault I know. Gonna go play better games.
>>559652651it's the seething avatarfag tranny
>bebop is a tankyeah>so he has high health and disruptive abilitiesuhuh>so his ult should be something close rangenope it's a laser
>>559652443never buying this item anymore anyway since flat spirit res armor is just way better especially on tanks
>>559652579LMFFFAAAOOOOOO
>>559651906I dont gotta explain shit to you you little pussy
>>559652701I didn't say your hero was overpowered or uncounterable I said it wasn't fun. It's time to take up playing an honest main. Celeste is the other obvious tgirl hero, and Mina is still good.
Silver being forced to work as a bar wench in a skeevy bar...
Schizophrenia hours
>>559650707good bait
>>559651534League is a dogshit non-game made to be as perfectly close to neutral on everything. Everything is standardized, filed down as much as possible to stay as formulaic and repetitive as possible. Icefrog makes balance changes to make the game more fun to play, the ethos is giving everyone more and more power so you can do powerful things and have the enemy team respond with powerful things and so you can have a constantly evolving game where people are trying new builds, strategies and ways to play. League is the game that has roles defined so rigidly that you need to pick them before the match and the game warns you if you even try going to the "wrong" lane. Again, it's a non-game. Its a hellish exercise in boredom.
>>559652806you are a pussy herePost your address so I can throw my life away by murdering your dumbass.
so max ivy 2 first before ult?
Shiv ult change was not the way to go about itI think the point and click execute itself is not a problem, it was how easy it was to do it. Shiv could literally only have one skill, that being his ult and he'd still get insane value out of it A better way to balance it would make it so he needs to build up his execute range in a fightbase execute range is very low, like 10%, and have it increase with his rage meter, or make him have to build up stacks of a bleed or something on the enemy to increase their execute threshold so it promotes him ACTUALLY doing something in the fight other than running in and just pressing 4 when he sees someone lowI think making it a dash instead of targeted was okay but removing the reset is basically killing the character's identity. Like just fucking delete and replace him at this point
Bro just logged on an alt, threw games at *checks the rank* poo II, throws a pornacting tantrum and got a bunch of (You)s for free. Insane.
>>559651534
>>559652846kill yourself nigger>>559652896dumb ape thinks ranks matter when the game is so shit. Kill yourself you ESL troon from favelas in brazil
>>55965281490% of heroes in this game aren't fun to fight
>>559652741Half of bebops kit is long range, what's the issue
You are not funny btw
>>559652969are you the marvel rivals guy from yesterday
>>559652896I got another (You) to spare, lil bro
Thoughts on Kinetic Dash for Celeste?
>>559652854because bloating character kits and then buffing everyone accordingly is very healthy for the game and its pacing
>>559653047are you that nigger who plays this dogshit game daily? Big fan bro, now hang yourself tranny
>>559653047guy played 150h of marvel rivals, then gave it a negative review and played another 180hso ye he has mental issues
The amount of seethe this patch has caused has been very amusing to watch desu
>>559652546Counterspell is a bit overhyped I think, it's useful for when you're dueling or see shit coming your way like with pokes but the worst thing you can do in a teamfight a lot of times is to briefly stun yourself and get caught by something else anyhow.>you counterspelled the lash slam!>get hit by a gorillion other things in the span of 5 seconds
i fucking love the movement in this game but hooboy i suck at the rest of the game
Im an arcanist shitter and I want to start playing paradox as a mobile split pusher who can react to cover my teammates holes. Basically lane pushing and rotating into fights / grab objectives. Im having trouble with a build. I really enjoy the burst fire gun and the aoe for wave clear. Is spirit rend dogshit on her? Thought it might combo well with pulse but doesnt seem that effective. Duration extender and balistic enhancement seems great. Headshot items too. Should i just get bullet lifesteal for healing? Kind of wanted to get restoration locket but seems like overkill for stam since im grabbing stam mastery. Going to prio gun > spirit > stam but just hitting 4.8k in the latter two seems fine for farming /lane pushingI could potentially go long range but she seems good at getting in with her abilities and getting back out.
>>559653090Explain why would that be an idea in the first place
>>559651905I do I just play not silver like abrams, victor, and shiv.
Having played a few games with and against Doorman and Drifter, I can safely say that they're not fun or interesting to have in your gamesHaving flat out broken stuff like this in the game is what made me quit DotA2 like 10 years ago and I'm starting to get the same feeling I did back then
>>559652282There's a mod for that, totally not cheating btw.
>>559653145yeah I only played in 2 and 2.5 season, had a break, then came back quite recently for s6 and s6.5. What's so weird about that? MR is still 100x a better game than this trash for troons.
>>559653205pretty standard response to an icefrog patchThe game is still in alpha btw
this is how much the deadlock devs make by being lazy 3 hours a day
>>559652854I aint disagreeing with you on LoL being dogshit, but you are downplaying it.Leage is far from neutural, thats why its competetive scene utilises like 20 heroes max at a time.Also, the roles arent just set in stone by the game coordinator nowadays, you literally get your gold income castrated if you leave your designated play area
>>559653090Why not Arcane Surge instead? Celeste's gun blows chunks past the first five minutes.
>>559653246Peak emissary 5 takeWell done
Yoshit, as predicted already reverting with hotfixes. A silver win if tiny one. Still doesn't change the fundamental fact that it's a flawed and very easily countered hero.
>>559653274>le red dit spacing troonlol I knew this general has more trannies than any other one but holy fuck
>>559653093Its fun, and allows you to retain the playerbase, because you are constantly giving them content.
>>559652579>You throw games>Get surprised that people report you for bad manners
when are they adding him?
>Pay 4 AP to get your ability's pre-patch base damage backOdd direction
>>559653338>AI overviewinto the trash it goes!
>anon does nothing but states the patch sucks>doesn't offer any reason as to what aspect of it sucks or what he wishes got changed instead>regurgitates the same post ad infinitum for hours on end instead of playing the game or doing literally anything else
is egg worth it to buy on vindicta, if it's in time for her super awesome 2 point ult 3.6k powerspike then i will buy it
>>559653375all that really does is give 20 more spirit on 1 ability
>Silver gets fed in lane>the moment it hits endgame everyone buys slowing/disarm>she ends up doing nothing the rest of the game and getting her shit kicked in by our victor
>>559651586Picked every time =/= strongest hero. He showed up for literally 2 out of the past 10 matches and otherwise was just an average score
>>559653090i use it and like it, but skipping it and going for the frost nova and torment heart are prob better
>>559653501>make a dogshit game>be surprised people quit good1 troon>>559653520you have 20 niggers in it already
>>559653332So is Deadlock will forever be referred as Alpha, like Dota2 being refered to as Beta? I think i see a pattern here
Abrams players leave the most out of anyone, why is that? is it really because they got parried too much and their charge punch combo didn't work?
>>559653375The recommended builds have spellslinger and high velocity though
>>559651774retard
>>559653543yes you absolutely want -10% damage on an ability that scales when you kill someonefantastic idea
I just went 21/1 on drifter killing all the female heroes and avoiding the warden until late game
>>559652579Ofc it's a graves player too lmao.
>>559653610>the recommended builds have-
>>559653663i mean you sell it as you get ult for a super big powerspike since you basically deal no damage before and your crows are %hp
>>559653016this is like saying 1/4th of pudge's kit is long range
>>559653582
>>559653582yeah but they don't have a scottish homie with a grenade launcher
Booted up to try Silver again, what the fuck were they thinking
>arcanist shitter and I want to start playing paradox as a mobile split pusher who can react to cover my teammates holes. Basically lane pushing and rotating into fights / grab objectives.>having trouble with a build. I really enjoy the burst fire gun and the aoe for wave clear.>wonders if spirit rend dogshit on her? Thought it might combo well with pulse but doesnt seem that effective. Duration extender and balistic enhancement seems great. Headshot items too.>get bullet lifesteal for healing? Kind of wanted to get restoration locket but seems like overkill for stam since im grabbing stam mastery.>prio gun > spirit > stam but just hitting 4.8k in the latter two seems fine for farming /lane pushing>potentially go long range but she seems good at getting in with her abilities and getting back out.Better retatd?
>>559653745>le red dit response
>>559653736Yes that's not half
>>559652659It's the only character I have banned and will continue to do so just because the risk of landing a Holliday on my team isn't worth the reward of having a Holliday on the enemy team.
>>559653734youre gimping your earlygame for what? 400 souls?
Street brawl is so fun. I wish there was another mode like this, balanced teamfights in this game are the shit. Instead of the 'rounds' it'd be cool if you just went from tower to walker to base and random items were handed out periodically at shops in the lane or something, and also the 'wildcard' items are retarded and should be removed
>>559653594at least until the game is publicly availabke without requiring an invite
>>559653846but vindicta is kinda useless in lane till 3.6k souls, so if you could sell it by then and make your money back itd be worth it
>mcginnis thrown into the 2 stamina house with all the other human women>meanwhile celeste (tranny) gets 4 staminaTroons not beating the allegations lmfao
>>559653863>also the 'wildcard' items are fun and should be keptftfy
>throw the lane>it's 100% my fault>I rotate a little and get a couple of assists so my stats don't look like shit>teammates start shitting on my lane partner lash and blame him for being retarded>lash tries to deflect and say I threw the lane>"I don't know what you're talking about">everyone shits on lash, telling him to kill himself and to uninstalllol
>>559653971ftm shiv confirmed?
>>559654001tranny behaviour
>>559653667tahm ta dreenk opppp
Why exactly did Drifter get the assist buff? having to get the kill was like his main drawback and now he just snowballs for free.
>>559652889They just need to rework this fuck already I just want to play as rough mcgruff big hair man without feeling like I'm handing matches when the enemy picks literally anything besides a coughing baby.
>>559653863To be honest, I do want to see the ability to upgrade the base items into their enhanced variants in the regular mode, maybe letting you do it for half the price of the item after a certain amount of time has passed (ie: tier 1 -> 10 minutes, 2 -> 20 minutes, etc.) and have it be in a contested location where people can see you going into (big tower above mid lane or some shit)
>>559654090boosh
*parries you*
>>559653946when do you reach ult? like 5min into the game? how much souls can the egg generate by then?instead of -10% dmg you could simply buy more damage and kill someone
>>559650015What are you even talking about dude?
>>559653838the ult should follow the majority though2/3 spells are close range, so the ult should be close range, bebop is a brawler, he literally fights with lash who has close range abilities + 1 ability that does picks. he gets an ult which is for area denial which is trash because instead of thinking about making plays you just sit there and slowly move your mouse around. Boring ability to use, boring counterplay, doesn't sync with the rest of his kit or the theme of his hero, could easily slap it on any other hero and it'd be just as appropriate. It's almost as bad as storm cloud. I'm not saying it's bad, it's just bad on bebop and generally not fun to use
>>559654092Cuts down on the sperging from people stealing kills. Honestly if they want to balance it, just have it be so that the only way he gets kill stacks is during his ultimate.
>>559654230anon said you make a profit by 4 minutes..also you dont really kill people in lane before your ult unless they are severely retarded
>>559652183holy basedkill casualniggers i'm so tired of normalfaggots crying that games are too hard and need you to use your brain somewhat
>>559654160they could make it an additional reward for taking midboss after the 1st one
Did Abrams get buffed or nerfed? im too retarded to tell
>>559653971we love a self insert troony
>>559654428He's lost his identity and now the optimal way to play his is diet victor
>>559654428He is the exact same but slightly weaker early game and probably stronger late than before.
>>559654336and i dont see you killing anyone with ult if theyre full hp either so ye
>>559653971actually, 4 mana means the girl is a best girllike ivy, vyper and grandma coco
>>559654535but you're whittling them down with crows which deal a percentage of their current hp instead of flat damage
>>559654493>>559654523ah yes I see now it makes sense
>>559654265Storm Cloud is fitting though.
>>559654523>>559654493FUCK
>>559654551>manai've been playing too much mewgenics
Silver.
>>559654751Antisemitic icon of gaming.
>>559654751raped and gaped KEKW
>>559654493>diet victorHe's had the lifesteal AOE gimmick long before Victor you drooling retard. His siphon has been strong for a long time now
>>559654092The bonus you get is extremely small. Like a single Drifter passive stack is the equivalent of getting a gold idol buff
>teammate makes retarded call>listen to him>loseHow do I stop this from happening?
>>559654926mute voice and chat
>>559654926Garner more experience, and be more confident in telling people 'no' or 'yes' as appropriate
>>559654854>dumbass doesn't understand what the balance changes culminated intoclassic low IQ archon player.
>>559654338you stupid fuck, complexity for the complexity is dimwit behaviour. Best games have simple concepts instead of this dogshit game. Only troons want mechanics that required 1k hours to learn. Rope now
>>559654751This drawing has the pre-revision face scars.
So what is Calico? An assassin type character?
>play 1 game>UPDATE NEEDED>play 1 game>UPDATE NEEDED
>>559654493Im not sure how he lost his identity? The stun without t2 wasnt enough for guaranteed heavy melee before, it just doesnt give a false hope now, and im not sure if changing syphon from a cone to a circle really changes anything, except just being a little qol thing
>>559654338Thats a fat Mcbnuy
>>559654791>>559654809She always draws the most intense opinions out of people.
SILVER!!! hotfix! buffs! She can survive 1 picosecond longer on her ult now and maybe even actually get close enough to swipe her claws once.
>>559655023never mentioned complexity in my postthis game isn't even complex, if you think having a bunch of items and heroes to pick from is "complex" you are genuinely braindead
>>559654606that shit is on a 32/20s cooldown, i dont see how youre doing damage with that
>>559655059Combo kill character that does nothing until her ult is up and she has the drop, made for fighting game niggers
>>559655019Anyone with a brain was already building hybrid Abrams for a LONG time. His gun is still bullshit strong. You are probably still building melee Abrams like a retard.
>>559655147work on your positioning bro>>559655175melee 'brams is soul
>>559655160uhh, idk.. im doing my best..
>The only thing I expect of Paradox is style over substanceGrey Talon is right
>>559655175>you are probably>probablyAt least speak with confidence, archon-kun.
>>559655023good Complexity comes from several simple mechanics interacting with eachother in a bajillion different ways, if you just make every character a complete single picture, instead of a puzzle piece, you get MR or Lol
>>559655221>work on your positioning brobut my button mash team wipe vro?
hitting people with a Vortex into Paradox combo feels so fucking nice, Veil Walker allows you to get away with so much bullshit. I'll be so sad when they change Paradox's ult again because she's not allowed to have fun things
>>559655221If I can work on my position so can my opponents.
>>559650612Imagine the bush
the "you can disconnect now" button after a disconnect should appear faster
>>559655250I saw that too lel
>>559655318have you tried flanking them? hmm maybe phantom strike would be strong...hmm maybe even slowing hex? hmmmm
>>559655312Wall has a silence again, that combo is going to be actually good for once so have fun while you can before she's gutted again.
Yoshi, my feeling wont be hurt if you just automatically derank me to where you think I should be.I would much rather that then suffer through these games you believe I am good enough to surmount, seemingly surrounded by teammates in the exact same predicament as I, and destined to lose.
>>559655403oh yeah and what about my 12 damage items?
>>559655267and yeah, MR is a better game - your point?
>>559654751Do werewolf women carry litters if impregnated?
>>559655454idk i havent had sex with a werewolf or woman before
>>559655425>"nice winning streak anon, shame if something were to happen to it..."
>>559655454do the werebabies transform in the womb or do they stay as human babies?
>>559655469deranged troon artwork
>>559655312I'm really digging the split shot Carbine through wall some anon recommended that shit rules.
>>559655221>click on a silver game>silver teamfights>goes in with her 2>1 combo>comes out with 300hp>presses wolf>dies before voiceline ends>repeat for every teamfightI guess Eternus players should work on positioning too, huh?
>>559655469Should've been Mina instead. Yamato is gross.
>>559655403I do get those, along the other 10 greens required just to not die.
>>559655469She's saying this to Silver thoughbeit
>ivy: "wonder what the arroyos are up to"did valve really steal from cyberpunk 2077...
Rem shouldn't exist and Silver should've been a hybrid scrimblo where instead of transforming into a werewolf she transformed into a werechihuahua
>>559655469>gave Paige deflated titsTTD
>>559655571mina doesnt say that
>>559655469>you are a 'puppy that pisses on rug'>wanna hang out later?gonna pass big dawg
>>559655425The worst part is having to create an alt to learn new heroes. Like how the fuck am i supposed to learn this character i NEVER PLAYED before on a PHANTOM+ lobby? I struggle even with my comfort picks imagine with a nigga whom i just read what his kit does 5min ago??
Anyone wanna play Marvel Rivals together? We can queue Celestial ranked games. Drop this dogshit game for troons. They cherish complexity while praising an objectively horrible game.
>>559655575if you can't get a kill with phantom strike into slowing hex so they have no choice but to get mauled idk what to tell you>>559655563>eternus players should work on positioningyes!yes!yes! jojo gif
>>559655447Are you asian by any chance?
Is this like, actually any good for an ult focused Hybrid Ginnis? I fucking love the Ult buffs that murder any unsuspecting fools who underestimate the range and power, but I hate being nearly worthless when it's on cooldown, so I made made this build from my last winning game with her.
>>559655647I know, but she should've.
>>559655584
>>559655719I love people getting filtered le epin difficulty, imagine how hard it must be for these dipshits to start a car or operate a microwave
>>559655746asians dont play MR
>>559655469>leakmato looks uglier>somehow made paige look unnapealingimpressive stuff
>>559655673>play a dogshit game>is surprised the game is dogshitretard alert
why can no one agree on if Silver is good or dogshit?
>>559655673>The worst part is having to create an alt to learn new heroes. Like how the fuck am i supposed to learn this character i NEVER PLAYED before on a PHANTOM+ lobby?Retard.
>>559655794>>559655746>>559655447what is even the kit design in MR? I skimmed a MR wiki once and all the abilities are just random shit
>>559655673the solve to this is called not being a pussy 2bh
>>559655796leak looked like michael jackson
>559655813Don't reply to me dicklet tranny
>>559655585No, shes talking about the home village of the protagonist of a hit crpg classic Fallout 2
>>559655875Egotism and/or bad faith
They barely touched Apollo in the update but I don't see him anymore. What I do see is Calico now everytime fuck this hoe.
>>559655813why are you so obsessed with dog feces?
>>559655956>ivy is alt universe tandi from fallout 1...kino...
Really schizo'ing out over trannies this thread
>>559655885What? Are you telling me to learn Paradox by sheer humiliation and anal creampies? Because that's what happens when i play shit i don't understand
>>559655794It looks like it was made by asians for asians, and plays the same way>>559655889It is mostly just and infinite fight and ult spam
>>559655950nigger>>559655793I literally QA vidya games as my job. Deadcock is simply dogshit design wise. No wonder the western games are so horrible now.
>>559655563kek this is the flavour of every silver game i've watchedit's actually so endearing, i haven't once seen them actually confirm a kill in wolf form or even really stay in a fight when it pops, but they keep tryingit's fun to watch a silver like she's on my team, but not actually be invested in winning. god bless them
>>559655927Look, i don't like elo terrorists so i don't really plan on shitting up lobbies with garbage.
>tfw no celeste gf who does hour long klixen edging sessions and teases you by pretending she's not interested in men before letting you bust deep inside her
>>559656053why are you so obsessed with this tranny game?
>>559655732>silver>pisslow>just position better smileyface>pisshigh>just position better smileyfacemeanwhile Billy:>rams in>presses 4>presses 1>wins
>>559655469me and who
>>559655875This hotfix basically fixed her to a near balanced state. Her human 1st skill needs lower damage and her werewolf form should have the ballistic and spirit resist back.
>Xe keeps replying on cooldown to every post, seething and pissing trying to gather attention xis father didn't provide
>>559652579rekd
>>559656337Your forgot>presses 1>presses 3>presses 1 again
>>559647515Is this the new predditor fad? First her wolf form was so op that it froze them in fear, disallowing them from ever using a cc item/skill and walking away or god forbid jump on a rope. But now she can't touch you on wolf from and can't even do damage on human? are you genuinely braindead? she needs to do damage to even trigger her ult, I hope you retarded nigger predditors all get raped, maybe not, you faggots would like that.
>>559655875Silver is as good as the enemies itemization/CC/movement is bad.>Enemy has good movement? Trained.>Enemy has good CC? Werewolf form does literally nothing.>Enemy has good itemization? Disarm/Silence/SlowedI don't trust WRs because i keep seeing posts bitching about people saying they think their rank is too high for their skill level. Also statlocker and the other both suck.
>>559656337>tfw no drama over Billy because everyone knows he's a solid based retard who's only played by actual primates or gigabrain extraterrestrial beings
Which characters are the tryhard picks in this game? I feel like Billy, Calico and Yamato are peak tryhard faggotry, what about (You)?
Am I supposed to build Bullet Velocity on Vindicta? feels like it's harder for bullets to reach in time when you are shooting from the sky.
>>559656542Calico for sure
>>559647848New poster girl for nerfs is our cute (useless) wolfgirl.
>>559656170riot QA doesn't count>>559656337even now I'm not sure if silver players are genuinely dumb or trolling. bro, this is no different from abrams or any other fucking tank. phantom strike their backline and force them to scramble to kill you. if your team can't do anything with that you were gonna lose no matter what you do.
>>559656542all of them except mo
>ughhh REVENGE and SPITE and TROUBADOUR and ANGST and STICK UP MY ASS>bing bing wahoos all over the place
>game is even>one player keeps trying to solo push for no fucking reason>they're racking up double digit deaths>game is no longer even, we're stuck fighting a constant 5v6>losegenuinely how do they make a game where one player can ruin a whole match
>>559656542I'm pretty sure pre-patch Mirage players are secret psychopaths.
>>559655875girl furry hero is going to have defenders no matter what
i hope they release another zero aim character soon
>>559655469These two have no chemistry at all, least interesting pairing conceivable.
Graves is shit buffs when yoshit you pedofile
>>559656823>he fell for gun graves propaganda
>>559656647First MOBA?
>watching another silver gameK E KEK
>>559656361>Her human 1st skill needs lower damageMy nigger in christ, go check the end graph for any game with silver and see how much damage slamfire does. Please stop spouting your schizophrenia.
these are the characters i like the most
>>559656542As a Yamato enjoyer I can confirm she is inherently tryhard.>One gorillion button presses per second for the enemy Dynamo to walk forward and press 4
>>559655889I only like Spider-Man and Daredevil's kits the rest can go fuck themselves
Does anyone know if the leaver penalty you get goes away after some time?
>>559656963Good taste, even if you are an occasional m1gger
>>559656963so just women and rapists?
>>559655875She's dogshit
>>559656645Breaking news delusional Sheriff who barely had to do her job back at home isn't equipped to fight a drifter tier serial killer
any characters similar to Yamato? spirit heroes that scale really well into late game
>>559657065you have to win X games in low priority
>>559656896You see some pearlers in the top games on the spectate tab sometimesStaggering that there's still people struggling with Silver now she's been utterly neutered though
eido is so good how can you not glaze him
>>559657071it's fun to click heads and bodies sometimes>>559657137that'd explain a lot actually
they should add a tier 4 gun item that has zero stats but gives you bullets a minuscule amount of homing
Can anyone toss me an invite?12036742
>>559656645What the fuck is a troubadour
>>559657206Graves would say this.
>>559657267Holliday's future boyfriend
>>559657267Oldtimey term for a travelling musician iirc
>>559657193lash, celeste, pocket
>>559657267Its a serial killer who killed Holliday's sister, Drifter tells her to not fuck with him
>>559657178Even funnier when you realize she's like 5'3Yeah, this womanlet is definitely going to bring in the superhuman murder hobo that gives even drifter the shivers
what heroes shit on late-game m1 fags the most? i want to make their life a living hell
>>559656601>phantom strike their backline and force them to scramble to kill youRefer to this post again >>559655563There is no scramble because you are dead before you could pop ult and do literally anything besides one slamfire.If you watch NS you will see exactly the same thing - Silver goes in, does her combo and then uses her wolf's 2 to disengage and run to base because she is at 100hp. Every. Single. Time. This magical world where she scrambles backline only exists in games where winning team is 50+k ahead.If she's a tank she's a shit tank. If she's a backline killer, she's a shit backline killer because she can't stick.
why is this general so active for a shitty MOBA
We need a clown/jester hero already.
>Play only Doorman pre-patch>Play only Doorman post-patchI'm not even benefitting from the ult cooldown refund, I'm killing people too fast for it to matter
>>559657484Silver is already in the game?
>>559657267Troubadours were the top tier of medieval court musicians and poets. They later became mixed up with minstrels who actually did travel around and played music. I'm guessing Valve wants the Troubadour character to be seen as a wandering minstrel but avoided calling him that because of the modern day implications with 1800s American minstrel shows.
>>559657464why have you spent the whole day having a meltdown here?
>>559656601>his is no different from abrams or any other fucking tank. phantom strike their backline and force them to scramble to kill you. Abrams has stun, damage and massive survivability, and then he gets ult for either killing someone else or fucking off. Silver goes in, does some damage triggering ult and uses unstoppable, chases for 5 seconds after doing 800 damage with all her wolf skills and maybe swiping claws for 300 or 400 damage. Most niggers have 3k+ health, after that she gets cc'd and dies. Abrams does her entire combo in damage with just wall slam punch+ 1 shot to the head, don't forget his ticking aoe lifesteal ofc.
>>559657258Make it an active and add 10 seconds of completely homing bullets (can't headshot). Would be funny.
>tfw gun silver feels like playing leon
>>559657534>someone doesn't like the incredibly outdated genre of the only game I'm good at so it's the thread boogymanhappy to see that every thread has their schizo's I guess
>>559657464it drew the monster women audience
>>559657198What I mean as in how it continuously increase the ban time for abandoning a game does that go away. I have yet to be put in low prio queue.
>>559657426i want to be 3 inches tall and suffocate to death packed tightly squeezed in her cleavage between those warm squishy collosal mammalries
>>559642403How does Mystic Reverb slow interact with abilities that already slow? Does it stack at all or does the game just pick the strongest slow>Scenario 1>Mystic Reverb 40% Slow for 3 seconds>Ability 50% Slow for 2 seconds>It slows by 50% for 2 seconds then 40% for 1 second>Scenario 2>Mystic Reverb 40% Slow for 3 seconds>Ability 50% Slow for 3 seconds>It adds up to a 90% slowor is it something else?
can anyone explain to me what makes Pocket ult good outside of the anti-heal? it can't kill anyone and the damage is very small
Is shit like Point Blank or the new Backstabber any good on Graves?
To increase Doorman's humiliation potential, the cart should only deal damage when disappearing(regardless of if you get wallstunned)That way low hp enemies who get hit by the cart still need to watch their character get YABBA DABBA DOOd away before dying instead of dying instantly on impact
>>559657784Yes.
>>559657690Any overlapping slows stack multiplicatively. Mystic Reverb always procs 3 seconds after the imbued ability hits them.
>>559657784speaking of point blank im so happy it works on puddle punch now
>>559657760You build radius and duration on him and it auto wins you every teamfight and it still does good damage overall. The damage over time isnt an issue since it stops all healing(nullifying the biggest weakness of DOT effects)
>>559642403I need a skin for Dynamo that has him wearing a basketball uniform and his 4 becomes a giant basketball.
>>559657892what if someone counterspells it? he does a loud ass voice line every time he presses the button so you can just press counterspell as soon as you hear that
>>559657992well, have you?
haha yes!! silver nerfs!!! take that you dumb wolf whore
>>559657992>what if someone counterspells it?There's a billion things to counterspell in this game, just wait it outEven if one guy counterspells it if you catch the other 5 retards it's still an auto teamfight win
>>559657398how about graves?
>>559657508We have returned
>>559657434so are you running bullet lifesteal on a character with an infinite M1 and a free gapclose + disarm? do you think getting phantom strike on such a character would be weak? have you considered running spirit or weapon shielding for the bonus health on proc?
having a blast cubing my allies to max health while making them completely invincible and generally being an asshole to enemy teams
>>559658159you dont really "play" her
>post feedback on forum>it doesn't even open it for me when the post resolves, but I already have one view Did I somehow magically samefag myself or were they already watching me
Shame the only good Deadlock streamer is a dad and thus barely streams
>>559658224what do you mean
>>559658261Gaben reads every single forum post before they're even posted
>>559658181Doorman can put his doors in the most bullshit spots now
>>559658213based slimer
>>559658275>playing deadcock>watching someone play deadcockholy troon behaviour
>>559658416kill yourself tf2troon
>>559658416>play like shit>get banned from game>proceeds to schizo out about troons on /dlg/
>>559658275watching others play video games is cuck behavior
>>559658518>play like shit>no one there to help you improve>troons tell you to waste 1k hours to 'get it'Hang yourself
>>559658192Sure, thanks for the suggestions. I was wondering what I would fill my 16 slots with.
>>559658657spirit shielding is one of the best anti burst items in the game, if you're not running it that's on you
>>559658324I think what he means is her spirit build basically relies on her ult to do most of the work which is AI. So you use ult and refresher and hope some retard walks into your grasping hands.
>>559658637lmao this cuck needs someone to help him
>>559650569I won't touch this game basically ever until it's goneBut he didn't remove trophy collector so it'll stay
>>559658773honestly i forgot she was technically a gun hero, the way she plays feels like a spirit hero still since her gun auto-attaches
>enemy team running from losing team fight>ult>two guys die on the spot from pararoxical swap alone and one nigga gets gaped by the wall and raped by my teamoh jesus she's getting nerfed again
>>559658637>no one helped me to improveWhy would anyone waste their time on a failure?
Yoshi, what the fuck, what did Rem do to you.... https://x.com/golira__/status/2030105503007690895
>Deadlock in 2026
>>559647425paradox is saved
>>559659183>failure is when you are new to the game that requires 1k hours to perform okaythanks troons for proving me right. You guys are delusional just like your sex
>>559659124how do you wanna build paradox now? gun?
>>559659302classic case of mad cuz bad lmao git gud pwned n00b
>someone starts seething and yapping >usually because they themselves died and nobody else>look them up>negative overall winrateThis happens almost 100% of the time in Phantom. I've never seen a good player have a complete meltdown
>>559659226being a massive faggot in 2026
>>559657426Metal skin counters them
>>559659302sounds like you just suck at the game lmao
>>559659483>USE METAL SKIN>IMMUNE FOR LIKE 0.5 SECONDS>IMMEDIATELY ASSRAPED WHEN IT ENDSwow thanks anon
>>559659365Can go either way. I like gun best but mystic for lightning scroll is pretty good.
>>559658637>>559659302i watched your replay cover to cover and you made some very preventable mistakes (especially with your lategame buys) but i'm not going to give you advice because you're an annoying faggot
>>559659498>>559659373yep and how am I suppose to learn when fighting against troons like you with 1k hours to their nameyou nigs really need your heads stomped
>>559651637Holy fuck that damage on Lady Geist, I've never seen a number that high.
Is this the endgame paradox combo?>throw down both bombs then vortex web>throw down wall, activate carbine, swap enemy team>activate split shot and shoot them with carbine through wallor do you have to activate split shot before carbine?
friend got mad at me for not building knockdown against mina and vindicta when i already had to buy curse/heal beam/vortex web for the other four fucking members of their team
does the game tell you if people in your match are grouped?
ok guys hear me out hereSpirit Silver with Mercurial Magnum and no points in ult
My wife is strong.
>>559657602Leon doesn't feel like shit to play as thoughver
>>559659882>press kudzu>press statue>shoot them with pellet gunsure
>>559659882I prefer the real ivy before the disney-ified my ugly little goblin wife
>>559659757You can activate it after carbine as long as it's active before shooting.
>>559659184>Not only must we hide from cats, but now we must hide from molemen, tooRembros, they did us dirty this patch
>lane partner ivy goes goose eggI euthanize. Or at least I WOULD, but I don't need to. He's already doing it for me
>>559659776Anon you just don't get it, my slots are special and I need to exclusively build L-R. Everyone else should be buying the active counters.
Calico really didn't need to be buffed
streetbrawl is unplayable this patch jesus christ
>>559659946>shootIf they're in statue range you melee them to death.
>>559660080She only needed the slash targeting change, everything else spiked her from an A tier character to an SSS tier one.
>>559659697okay? What do you want nigger? Your troon mind is filled with estrogen pills so much you think you matter to anyone around you? I'm gonna be the only real person in your life and tell you - people would cherish your death so commit to it by buying a noose. There are many options available on amazon. Go find something that fits your fat neck,
>>559660154
>>559660154Holy projection
>- Shiv: Bullet damage growth increased from 0.154 to 0.165gun shiv
>>559659706I couldn't hear you over all the HRT i'm shooting into my dicklmao such a chud
r/deadlockthegame has 98% overlap with r/transguns
2 stam characters feel unplayable until stam mastery (wasted slot just to fix the character)
>>559660073ivy does fuckall even without egg so it doesn't really matter, just run boxes and deny souls
>>559660252>gun shivJust give it time, he is going to creep back up to rapist status. The gun getting damage back is a good sign
So I got a question. I was playing Graves in a lane against Venator and Doorman, and the Venator was absolutely seething at me for playing Graves - saying that Graves needs to be nerfed yesterday. He also died many times to me. I think that Venator is a stronger hero and that laning against Graves is a pretty easy match up for him, am I tripping?
>>559643892Big fan of the drifter changes, he can be played in brawl now without feeling like he's kneecapped.
>lane partner ivy doesn't go goose eggliterally griefing if you don't buy this item...
EGG EGG EGGEGG EGG EGGEGG EGG EGGEGG EGG EGGEGG EGG EGG
>>559660365>Graves is a pretty easy match up for himNo, graves rapes anyone forced to stand and fight, but venator is a stronger character yes.The venator was also seething about lane when inherently you sometimes just have to survive a rape lane, so he retarded.
>>559660365You're not. He wins at range, can deny proximity to your ultimate to be rid of it and can empowered melee if you get close.Graves is pretty braindead but once you learn her ins and outs she's easy to counter.
>turbo nerf shiv and silver because they are good in theory but dogshit according to every statisticwaow
>buy egg>started at +400uh
>>559660567they reworked shivhe's decent right now
egg is for me
Egg
>tranny game wants you to crack your egg
>>559660567silver deserved itshiv was a humiliation ritual
>50 minute game is won because an enemy made a single mistake of overextending and getting caught by our teamthis has to feel like shit on the other end of things
>buy egg>-10% penis size debuff>+10% boob and butt size buff
>>559660694Sometimes yeah but shit happensAs long as people mostly played well I don't get too mad these days
>steals an item from your gameFUCK YOU!
>>559660634idk if turning him back into knife shiv (again) and making his ult objectively worse in every category is worthy of being called a rework
>>559660196https://files.catbox.moe/l50i2n.mp4
>>559660634>decenthe isn't but now he might work his way up from being at 30% of his original values
>>559660768THEY DO LOTS OF BULLSHIT
>>559660637>paige inserts egg in her vagina before the game and runs around hot and horny
>>559656198>"I'm not really into guys, but I'm into you."Buckets. Gallons even.
kelvin seems fun but that ice path looks like its a pain in the ass to control in a fight
>>559660786they gave him stacking amp on slice and dice too, the only thing that wasn't touched mechanically was his passive
>>559660786bro his ult is literally a free dash in any direction on a long ass cooldown that's crazy broken
>>559658275deathy is a father?
>>559660908he's coaching his mtf son
i finally met my beautiful victorthank you everyone for partaking in my journey
>deleted the game two days ago>new patch came out>now I have to reinstall it again to see what's newfuck I'm on a loop, I want to escape this dumb unbalanced game, bring back the old rejuv
>>559660949thats so brave
>>559658275metro had a kid????
>fuck buddy messages me right at the start of a brawl match>my seven is a goat and rushes the fuck outta the game after i say this in chat>we win 3-1just know theres still some real ones queueing tonight
>he doesn't buy the egg every gamengmi
>no saucy graves skins because modders are afraid she might not be 18worthless
>Just played a game with zoomersI never want to experience that again. They have a weaker mental than a Russoid, and their lingo melts my brain.
I'm dead.
BY MINUTE 25 YOU SHOULD HAVE>uncracked egg you bought minute 1>full stacks trophy collector>at least 1 urn taken>several sinners sacrificed >pocket rem>cheat deathYOUR NETWORK IS YOUR NET WORTH
>>559661213it's why playing rivals is a fucking trip
>>559661327tell me about trophy collectoris there any you shouldn't buy it on
>>559661403you buy trophy only on characters that stay with the team and can't farm themselves and ONLY if you're ahead
>>559647425Egg is pretty worth it now for supports, huh?
>>559661327>uncracked egg you bought minute 1uhhhhhhhm bwo? it breaks automatically after 5 minutes
>Seven and Kelvin supposed to have some mystery backstory>Kelvin lost his memory>Seven hated Kelvin>"DUDE THEY'RE BOTH GAY!"Why do they do this? No genuinely.
>>559661540nta, but maybe you shouldn't button mash actives like an ape, yeah?
>>559661549for the same reason I fantasize about Mina taking Silver's fat werewolf knot. I don't care if it's canon or even hinted at being canon, that's not the point
>>559660495Tell me about it, every time I play Graves, my team asks me to switch lanes to go against old guy/Vindicta/Bebop if they are present on the enemy team. Awful experience (Bepop is bad because it's easy for him to stickybomb with the range being as it is). Venator is better for me, although I still feel like he can do whatever he wants and there ain't much I can do to stop him.>>559660532Yeah that's what I thought too, I'm very scared of his empowered melee. He tends to always target Graves. Probably because that's the easy kill.
>>559660864Based
i don't think this game needed to have a sniper, let alone twoi don't think its a healthy or fun or valuable character archetype for a multiplayer shooter
>>559661732and I'm telling you retard that it don'tmorons these days>deleted as I was typing
>>559660365Some people are retarded and hate Graves because her gun autoaims or they're too stupid to deal with skulls and zombies.
>>559661835oh nooo i made a mistake and misread something oh no how could i
>>559661857>loudly retarded>called out>begins retarding even louder
>>559661752Does the same logic apply to casters slinging spells from the opposite guardian?
>>559661910>"you made a typo you're retarded" tier shiti don't care
>>559661850Admittedly her ability to slide and hold m1 in your general direction while 40 different debuffs proc is really annoying
>>559661857nyoo, I'm shyo shorry fow hewting yow fee-fees *sniffles* vely solly for calling y-you *sniffles harder* a m-moronI clearly meant to say mentally ill blind trannyfaggot, get fucked
is egg bugged
>>559662112you would type something like this, ivy avatarfagging retard
>>559662236>>559662236
egg should upgrade into trophy collector