Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #9133 - Chadfinite vs Crying Wolf Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #1 - 06 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 13 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog x Godzilla #1 - Summer 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 15 December 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious zone: >>559627808
>>559657792>Infinite v. Whisper
What the fuck even is the Adventure formula? Sonic runs down hallways, while his friends waste time with shitty gimmicks, driven by a story filled with plotholes and poorly localized dialog?you adventurefags never have a straight answer. how is sonic team supposed to make a new game like that when even you faggots can't explain what that would be like or how it would be successful after the 25 year hiatus?
I love Whibsper....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzbZiyVWBC8
Wife and husband
what would sonic do if he was stuck in the dark souls universe and he woke up as an unkindled?
>>559657958adventure kinda means grand story with philosophical themes and emotional points
Tails!
>>559658174>nothing about the gameplayfigures. most of the adventure fags on the internet just watched a youtube "sa2: the movie" video when they were 8 years old
>>559658106I was about to post something negative or something I guess.https://youtu.be/Ybk0SkpRjH4?si=o-RGWvroqOAibn7t
>>559658297Not him, I love the gameplay, especially Sonic in SA2, and I also really like all characters in SA1 except for Big. Now shut up
Boring ass mascotBoring ass threadsBoring ass posters
download all Sonic Shorts they're all gonna get copyrighted and pulled
>>559658595I see no issue with this.
Sonic was always temu spiderman
>>559657958Adventure style is Sonic's 3D gameplay from SA1 and SA2But also that gameplay given to other characters like 06 "tried to do" because I don't want the other gameplay styles from those gamesAnd the tone and presentation of a big epic action movie flick
>>559658414>liked sonic's gameplay in sa2>didn't like big
Shut up and go watch Trailer Park Boys, fag.
>>559657871Aww he’s cute!Do you take commissions?
>>559658791I responded to someone who claimed Adventurefags have never explained what we want from a new Adventure game. Of course the response is trite, we've said it a million times a day.If you want something perhaps slightly more original though, apparently I'm the only person in the world who enjoys playing as Amy in SA1
>>559658774even has the retarded gameplay shifts that made people hate his friends
>>559657204>Because he is the Kid Brother to Sonic.The "kid brother" being the more responsible of the pair already makes this dynamic different enough to call into question this archetypal pigeonholing.>Incorrect, he just isn't interested in relationships.Sonic in canon doesn't display anywhere near the same aversion to Amy than to literally any other girl in the franchise. Regardless, this means that Amy isn't his girlfriend or love interest; Sonic is Amy's focus of desire, but that's something different.>Yeah, because she's the -Girl- Sonic.What about being a "girl" makes someone overactive and hyper-focused? Blaze is the actual "girl-sonic" character due to being the Sol Dimension's version of the role of the planet's protector. >Everything about Amy is just "What if Sonic, but as girly as possible", for instance. That's what 'Girl Sonic' means. Not simply Sonic if born female.But... no? Being passionate, headstrong, and overly-expressive about it isn't an inherently feminine trait (Silver is the same way in 06). Amy's love of mysticism is also has no real equivalent in Sonic's character. >Tails' personality contrasts SonicBut they don't really contrast so much as differ. Differences don't equal opposites. Rouge and Shadow for example differ in many ways but neither is a contrast to the other.>Knuckles is the antithesis to Sonic who conflicts with his whole way of life, but they both have similar attitudes which lead them to butt heads over it.If anything, Sonic is more "the threat" to Knuckles way of life than the other way around. Eggman tricks Knuckles into thinking Sonic wants to take the Master Emerald but Sonic doesn't really care about it. Without this deception, the two would pass by one another and that'd be the end of it. Knuckles static life is an individual calling and Sonic's roaming is likewise self-directed; neither would care to make the other change on their own.
>>559658882>the artist’s barely-disguised fetish
>>559657890Pre-Ruby Infinite vs Orange Rocket WhisperWho jobs less to Surge?Note: Pre-Ruby Infinite could fight through an army of Egg Pawns better than Surge w/ Dynamo Cage and Orange Rocket Whisper could one-shot an Egg Hammer, something that takes a Heroes team a coordinated effort to accomplish.
>>559659023>archetypal pigeonholingGood word choice
The astroturfed fiction that SA2 was actually overrated and bad and Shadow always sucks as a character is gay and needs to be put down now.
>>559658787basically dream team but with no boost and flynn is replaced with maekawa
>>559658595That's all what moderniggers do, really.
>>559659023>Blaze is the actual "girl-sonic" characterNo the heck she isn't, Blaze is the polar opposite of Sonic in every way. Amy is Girl Sonic because her entire personality is Sonic through a hyper-feminine lens. The difference is "Cool Guy" vs "Genki Girl", but beneath that they are fundamentally the same.>>559659023>The "kid brother" being the more responsible of the pair already makes this dynamic different enough to call into question this archetypal pigeonholing.The sidekick contrasts the person they follow. Tails being "more responsible" than Sonic is because Tails is the straight man to Sonic.Tails is the kid brother to Sonic, so he is very different from Sonic and directly follows in Sonic's footsteps at the same time. >>559659023>But... no? Being passionate, headstrong, and overly-expressive about it isn't an inherently feminine traitAmy's personality is an archetypically feminine one that directly mirrors and contrasts Sonic's. She is a "Genki Girl", while he is a "Cool Guy" and they otherwise think and act in the exact same way.
>>559658787SA1 Tails, Knuckles and Amy are already like that, just ignore the objectives (which are negligible outside of Knuckles)
>Commission an artist for a piece>Says in their TOS that if they don’t send the art in 2 weeks after placing it, I don’t have to pay>12 hours to go until the deadline and not a peepShould I really make a fuss? It’s only $5 and I want to make sure I could always go back to them if I need one for cheap. Don’t want to come off as too pushy or anything.
>>559658995>apparently I'm the only person in the world who enjoys playing as Amy in SA1too bad she spent the rest of the series being an npc or a sonic clone because her gameplay in SA1 sucked so much ass
I miss Archie and SatAM...
>>559659319Moderniggers would imply those people don't already like the Classic games as well since most people do
https://youtu.be/qkGtGt1L6iU?si=R1ytDFSru-85iqrN
>Ohhh…>Partnerr…>We ship-tease too much.>Now we are shipless….
>>559659556we know you never liked Sonic.
sex with Iizuka
>>559659435SA1 Tails flight is way too broken and fastboth Tails and Knuckles lacks Spin Dash and rollAmy takes forever to reach top speed
>>559657887I like the hub world and how the levels are designed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN0_OhC2Nag
>>559659745Rouge is a whore who's whole life of being an unfaithful bitch has gotten her nobody to settle down with while fails remains as a pathetic and inept jobber that is "wiLdLY InConSisTent" They deserve each other.
>>559658882
>>559659853>SA1 Tails flight is way too broken and fastI always found it fun to control. The real problem is that only one stage (Speed Highway) is properly designed around it. I wish he had more stages>both Tails and Knuckles lacks rollFalse lol>Amy takes forever to reach top speedI always just do hammer jumps everywhere unless I need to walk in a tight space, I like doing the hammer jumps
>Kishimoto making a lighthearted Sonic game:Sonic should run through a world of desserts and tasty food!>Kishimoto making a serious Sonic game:Vore
>original
>>559659918Black Sonic
>>559660006>edit
Tails = Kid-Sonic. The Kid Flash to Sonic's Flash, the Robin to Sonic's Batman, the Simon to Sonic's Kamina. The kid sidekick who follows in Sonic's footsteps. He "wants to be cool" like Sonic. Tails' core personality is largely being a straight man to Sonic's "Cool-Mickey" personality, while also echoing that personality at the same time in subtle ways. Sonic doesn't think before he acts so Tails is a genius. Sonic is impulsive so Tails is cautious. Sonic is fearless so Tails is timid. Sonic is confident so Tails is insecure. Sonic is wise so Tails is naive. But Tails learns to be confident, courageous and cool from Sonic. Tails learns to see his namesakes as a "symbol of vitality" because of Sonic. Amy = Girl Sonic. She is Sonic's love interest in the Minnie Mouse fashion of being Sonic through a hyper-feminine and girly lens, sharing the same core personality attributes, but with the difference of being "genki" where Sonic is "cool". Amy is defined by passionate emotions, she wears her heart on her sleeve where Sonic is aloof and detached. Knuckles = Anti Sonic. The antithesis to Sonic as his rival and fighting buddy. Where Sonic is the wind, Knuckles is the mountain. He's firmly rooted in-place as the Guardian of the Master Emerald, the very thing that neutralizes the power of the Chaos Emeralds which Sonic is closely aligned with in mysterious unexplained ways. Knuckles is defined by 'responsibility' in contrast to Sonic's freedom. He's stoic, hotheaded and wild-tempered, all in contrast to Sonic's cool and carefree attitude. But deep down, there's a part of him that's envious of Sonic's lifestyle...>>559659853>SA1 Tails flight is way too broken and fastTails has the ability to fly specifically so he can keep up with Sonic's speed, and that's the focus of his gameplay in SA1.
>>559660118>if archie was good
Why are the crying lesbians "crying" again?
>>559659975SA1 Tails flight makes it so there is no reason to ever run on the ground, should be a balance where you move slower in the air and faster on ground like the classic gamesYou liking to hammer jump is no excuse for Amy to have slow acceleration, the point of the hammer jump is for Amy to jump higher
>>559660304Evan's feefees
>>559660115I want a sally gf...
>>559660305>SA1 Tails flight makes it so there is no reason to ever run on the ground, should be a balance where you move slower in the air and faster on ground like the classic gamesThat's silly.Tails is the "Fly-type" character of the series, flying is his whole thing and its purpose is to keep up with and race against Sonic's speed. Instead of limiting Tails to be on the ground because he "breaks the game", why not just build the levels to accommodate him as well!? Tails should absolutely have the freedom to fly through the air because that is his defining ability as a character, especially in-gameplay. He should feel like a flying Sonic, because that's functionally what he is. He just needs levels that can realize that potential.
>>559660305>SA1 Tails flight makes it so there is no reason to ever run on the groundThe reason is so you have to land so you don't fall in a bottomless pit. Speed Highway properly spaces the platforms far enough.>You liking to hammer jump is no excuse for Amy to have slow accelerationYeah sure, I was just saying I don't mind it
>>559660205>Knuckles = Anti SonicThat's Shadow you retarded fucking faggot knuckles doesn't even compare to sonic
>>559660339IDW is just being used as an outlet for Evan to self-insert her fantasies and emotions into
>>559660362You want to be kissed by surprise?You want to wake up with someone sucking your morning wood?You want to see naked perky titties bouncing around every hour?You want chubby chipmunk cheeks?Get a Sally Girlfriend today!
>>559660479>That's ShadowShadow is Dark Sonic, don't be stupid. Knuckles = Anti-Sonic.Shadow = Dark-Sonic.Blaze = Nega-Sonic. Don't get them confused.
>>559660205>Tails has the ability to fly specifically so he can keep up with Sonic's speed, and that's the focus of his gameplay in SA1.And Sonic can technically run way faster than he does in the games but for the sake GAMEPLAY he runs slower, it's all about fun balanced gameplayTails just flying extremely fast over everything isn't fun now is it?
>>559659556Me too, anon.
>>559660564>Tails just flying extremely fast over everything isn't fun now is it?It is.
>>559660564>Tails just flying extremely fast over everything isn't fun now is it?Yes it is, that's the best part of playing as Tails. Tails' core ability is flying. Playing as Tails should allow you to fly super fast through the air because that is what he is meant to do. I wanna see Sonic Unleashed boost formula concept but for Tails' flying, 'cause that'd be the coolest thing ever. I loved playing as Tails in SA1 and I hated that there's not enough levels for him.
>>559659975>>559660468Tails having his own dedicated levels specifically designed for him like Speed Highway would be fine if Tails had his own game but i'm thinking of 3D game where all character can play through the same levels without breaking them
>>559659962That's not nice.>They deserve each other.They should see other people.
>>559660846chest too small
>>559660797>but i'm thinking of 3D game where all character can play through the same levels without breaking themTo do that, you actually have to design levels for each character's abilities in-mind. You can't just design a level for one character exclusively, and then drop someone else entirely in there and expect it to work.
>>559660715Yeah he needs his own gameI was talking about gameplay where all characters are balanced enough to go through levels designed for everybody without completely breaking them
>>559661001>I was talking about gameplay where all characters are balanced enough to go through levels designed for everybody without completely breaking themTo do that, you need to balance the LEVELS for THEM.
>>559658814thanks!I'm not taking them yet, I'm still working on some things
>>559657871CUTE
>>559660946>edit
>>559659968>has literally nothing to do with anything >or this thread >>559659989giganto one is cooler, it’s a titan sized robot with ton of teeth, the snake one, is, well, just a snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9HZGeZL6Lk
Post Surge's fat fucking ass so I can give into my animalistic urges
Honey the Cat!Blaze the Cat!
>>559660943I just see 3D Tails as Easy Mode where he plays like Sonic just with more air mobility but less air time than the Classic games to prevent easily skipping everythingWe just have different stands on how Tails should play in 3D
>>559660545Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.YES
>>559660205Amy = reverse nega girl sonic
*headpats your OC*
>>559660946The issue with this story is that Sonic loses control. The point in Unleashed was that his heart was too pure to truly go dark, so only his appearance was affected. What would've been interesting was to have someone else turn into a werehog, and they lose control. Donic eventually gets turned into one but reveals that he's still himself, and fights the one that lost control. Werehog vs Werehog.
>>559661504No, woe.
>>559661645you cannot stop me
>>559661382A pair of rapists.
>>559661685They're too busy being cute besties to rape anything
Ian grew up with Archie and it effects his writing. He feels the need to write Sonic as if he's "just a normal teenager". Sonic is probably the kind of character he was taught not to write in school. A character who doesn't need to learn anything and has no worldly emotional weaknesses. Ian wans to write Sonic as the highschool jock who plays the stereo over his head for his ex and has a little bit of hot air in his head. It's dated too. Movienic is more accurate to a modern teenager than Ian's ideal which is left over from the 90s.
>>559661792Wrong.
Jim Carrey understands Sonic and Eggman better than Flynn doeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FK124DI_rk
>>559660205You actually understand Sonic.
>>559661908nonononononono these cats have innocent and pure hearts...
>559662030obvious samefag is obvious uwu
>>559662041I want to rape these cats
>>559661908>>559662041I'm sorry to break the news to you anon...
>>559662183no>>559662213no these two cinnamonrolls are innocent and unspoiled
https://youtu.be/OEBnlQc4lhA?si=aXN-0CFYFc905v6b
Amy's heroes interaction with Cream in japanese is so mean. In the english version it sounds like she has no idea what Cream is implying. In Japanese she is clearly angry at Cream for even trying to talk about Sonic, Amy puts on a deep voice like a threatening bully to shut her up.
>>559662336>Sonic coming up behind MarioNintendo is legit fucking retarded.
>>559659745That bottom one is an edit.
>>559662281>these two cinnamonrolls are innocent and unspoiledExactly. Don't listen to these weirdoes.>>559661685>>559661908>>559662183>>559662213
>>559662482Their dynamic just didn't work by Sonic Team and SoA. And I don't like Cream for being redundant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBStpx6zbHw
>>559658109>Wife and- ACK!
Douge
>>559662727Don't forget Blue Amy too.
>>559661504Yes, woe!
Sheep wife
https://youtu.be/h0ffIJ7ZO4U?si=_VrBgGzdwv9yVWqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfAPrhNN-DcNight
>>559662920They're trying to see who can please Sonic more
>>559663092>They're trying to see who can- ACK!
>>559662920Surge getting dom by girls is just hotter than any Sonic self-insert wet dream.
>>559663092Sonic isn't a playboy.
>>559663315That hotdog looks like it's made of wood.
>>559663315It's just so cringe. Now if it was soft serve ice cream.
>>559663092by having sex with each other before hand? nice
>>559659017Sonic's shitty friends was never about gameplay. It has always been about legacies and childhoods. Stop trying to find why a reasonable person might dislike certain things from Modern Sonic. You cannot find reason with a person that wants to stay in their warped history of Classic Sonic
funny how there are people who think sonic would like harems when sonic battle showed he absolutely wouldn't and naka was uneasy about Amy specifically because of that implication
>>559663315Where's the cheese stupid jobber.
I'm stuck at the part where you fight Geoffrey
>>559663543shippers aren't people
>>559663540i'm glad we all realize now that 90s kids are just stupid
>Forces is well-written and in-char-AAACK
>>559663543I completely stopped poly shipping Sonic when I learned Naka was against that.
>>559663543Harems are an abomination and deserve to be mocked as the barbaric savagery they are. >>559663886You should've done so on basic principles, but at least you got there in the end.
DISAPPEARING
>>559663540Stop using random lardass neckbeards on the internet to dismiss valid complaints towards Sonic Team's drooling-retard game design decisions. All franchises have weird retcons and lost history. Satamfags aren't responsible for the huge wave of backlash surrounding SA1 Amy's terrible acceleration or Big's fuckass fishing adventure that let to the character roster purge or shit like Sonic 4.
>Sonic Battleif we're using that for characterization then any headcanon where Rouge reproduces is objectively bad
i wanna heal, i wanna feelwhat i thought was never reali wanna let go of the pain i've held so longerase all the pain 'til it's gonei wanna heal, i wanna feellike i'm close to something reali wanna find something i've wanted all alongsomewhere i belong
>>559663823>decadeshuh?
>>559664083It's canon. And that's really funny because it canonizes Amy being a schizo stalker.
>>559663540the pill no one wants to swallow is a lot of times its not even about bad stories or gameplay they just only want to play as the main character
>>559664068I'm noticing the fact that Satamfags hate a lot of things for the wrong reasons has become a weird argumentative weapon. As if a Satamfag hating something automatically makes it a good thing. As if they're the flat earthers of Sonic.
>>559664270And they got their wish
>>559664236>Heroes>Battle>Rush>Sonic X>Free RidersFunny how Amy's worst moments are from when they were still pretending the toddler rabbit cunt was important
>Klunkfags are motherfuckers
>>559664416
>kucklesfags truly believe their shitty retarded jobber is sonic's rivalkek
it really is incredible how hard the fans of this series hate it
cancel idw and all the character and world inconsistencies die
>>559664627Its almost like Sonic Team is worthless and can't put out a good product to save their lives
>>559664627it's incredible how faggots like you think you can shove your crying lesbian ocs into the franchise and get no criticism for it. fuck off faggot
>>559664627you learn to adapt
>>559664229They're trying to be meta.
>>559664706>xhe thinks IDW is betterfuck off faggot
Sonic died with the Dreamcast
Shadow Generations has good gameplay and I want more of that
My pussy smells like sweat and sourdough bread
>>559664856foid...
>>559664807That's not what I said lol. IDW is shit too
>>559664746>imagereplace the tiny characters with "my favorite era of sonic" and you'll get what we have today
>>559663653If you hate shipping, you hate Naoto Ohshima
>>559664068Modernbros…. Our narrative is failing…
>>559664935>thats not what I said its just what I was implyingYou're a lying faggot you know that? Go fuck yourself.
Reminder that Shadow is some weird, gay alien rather than Robotnik trying to copy Sonic and it makes zero sense that he'd he a hedgehog and not some weird/gay lizard thing
>>559664807the fuck kind of logic is this? no one needs to love shitDW to hate sonic team. both those teams of shit biters can be thrown out on the street for all i care
>>559665014"IDW is shit">YOURE LYINGLmfao. You're a faggot. IDW is gay and you're even gayer
What could have been...
>>559664819Sonic died BECAUSE of the Dreamcast. If SHITVENTURE 1 and 2 didn't destroy the series reputation, it could've been remembered as a high-point of 90s culture and not the shambling corpse it is now
>>559665107The most "Focus, S" shit I've ever laid eyes on
>>559665015Anon it's so cartoonishly simple you have to overthink it to make it not work. Someone is trying to make the best creature ever, so they make Sonic. The fact that he doesn't know who Sonic is or anything about Sonic is the whole point. Shadow's entire existence is another way of Sega going "Sonic is so amazing"
Broad dark sexy SonicTaught me all about dynamicsWe spent hours and hours strumming the luteStriking the chords and playing the fluteHe plucked my strings all the way to GWent from higher to lower, C to D.Tell me what you needAll you want, no need to plead.Cause I feel the chemistryLike I get him and he gets me
>>559665019>>559665098Every faggot who hates sonic team is always proven to be a cocksucking idw loving tranny. Even satamfags have more dignity than you faggots but preferably you all hang yourselves
>>559663540That fat ungrateful neckbeard faggot’s account has been wiped out anyways. You can go check on xitter. Why even worry about this.
>>559665107moderntards will come up with any old bullshit and call it 'peak' because they know they'd just watch some poor bastard on youtube play it for them anyway
Anyone have their own personal canons? Their own timelines? I include fangames in mine.
>>559665015Gerald saw these ancient echidna hieroglyphs which inspired him to use a hedgehog as the template for the Ultimate Lifeform.
Give Sonic to another japanese developer
>>559665378>muh mural theorykill yourself
>>559665201Focus M might just be the greatest videogame critcism of all time
>>559665112>Sonic died BECAUSE of the DreamcastBullshit. He still had loads of games coming out.
>>559665107This what we should've gotten in the 2010s and 2020s but instead we get safe edgy games and comics filled with queers, therapy circles, and Tumblr fanfic plots
>>559665223kk but why is he a hedgehog instead of a gay alien lizard creature. it doesn't make any sense.
>>559665408Stay mad.
>>559665378How the fuck would Gerald survive traversing through hidden palace? Why is this specific detail ignored in Shadow Generations and why did Iizuka give a dismissive answer when it came up? The art doesn't even resemble Super Sonic or Shadow. This theory was always just "Ditto is Mew" theory but for Sonic. It sounds cool but it isn't canon at all.
>>559665375I do, but it's all jumbled, I should really get better at writing them down>I include fangames in minewhich ones?
>>559665378Then what would compel him go use gay lizard alien DNA instead of hedgehog dna
>>559665378Fanon.
Predatory lemur
>>559665107I feel it would've made the series be mocked even harder.
>>559665269if shithole team didn't lower the value of the franchise with so many shit games, the faggots and trannies that run idw wouldn't be the only people willing to work on this IP
>>559665523Still not canon, flynnfag.
>>559665509Think of it like a cartoon and not a serious scifi premise. Someone with no context for Sonic just happens to make exactly what Sonic is while reaching the ultimate goal. It's extremely simple. There is no biological or biomechanical additional explanation. It is exactly what it looks like on the surface level.
>>559665379At this point, I trust the Chinese more with Sonic because Japan is slowly getting woke due to fatmerican influence
>>559665509because hedgehogs are the fucking master race
If you hate Sonic Team you hate Sonic. It's as simple as that.
>>559664416Irrefutable. TEAM REDUNDANT THEY'RE COPYCATSTHREE OF THEM MAKES ONE
>>559665112Hold on just gimme a second to fix your comment"Sonic died *with the dreamcast. If *Adventure 1 and 2 didn't *build the series reputation, it *would've been remembered as a high-point of 90s culture and not the *amazing *winner it is now"Fixed it for ya
Sonic died
>>559665732If you like Sonic Team you hate Sonic. It’s as simple as that
>>559665369They're retarded and critically inept. Only subhumans as moronic as modernshitters would continue suckle off the udder of the disease ridden modernshit cow after Shadow the hedgehog and Sonic 06 blew up the whole franchise like a grenade made out of pure shit. Modernshitters are like an experiment gone horribly wrong as it's all a mix of delusions, bad taste, nostalgia poisoning.
>>559665774fuck off westshitter
Why the fuck did they even bring up Tangle's grievances with murder when in the end she doesn't care and immediately moved on?
>>559665624The foxboy molester!
>>559665626They might as well have gone further if they thought 06 was a good idea
>>559665774>sally turned into scar from lion king
>>559665504because the 2000s games were such horseshit, but i guess moderncocksuckers don't understand cause and effect
>>559665792source: my gaped asshole
>>559665041Duofag when are you going to do another request?
the modernshit seal of quality.
>>559665836>killing is bad>why>because Batman I dunno
Shitnic Team has ruined the characters more than any comic could even dream of
>>559665548>How the fuck would Gerald survive traversing through hidden palace?He's a genius on par with Eggman with the resources of the government behind him, he could figure it out.>Why is this specific detail ignored in Shadow Generations and why did Iizuka give a dismissive answer when it came up?Don't have an answer for that to be honest, but unless it specifically contradicts something or provides an alternative explanation it doesn't matter too much.>The art doesn't even resemble Super SonicOkay let's not be too autistic here. It's clearly a blue hedgehog surrounded by golden energy. The intention of the art design team is clear.>>559665593Doom came to Gerald when Project Shadow had already begun and was failing to bear any results. Also it's not an either/or. It's clear that Shadow is the result of fusing Black Arms and hedgehog DNA. It's not a coincidence that the three strongest individuals of the game canon are hedgehogs, there's clearly something special about them and their connection to the energy of the Chaos Emeralds. >>559665613>>559665639I await your superior explanations.
>>559665836I played too much Zelda as a kid. I'm with whisper. If I had enemies to fight I would kill them when I got the opportunity.
>>559665732the faggots at sonic team hate sonic. they're the dumping ground for sega's interns and malcontents.
>>559665910Not him but I can :)
>>559665949Anon, you just want it to be true. You have no proof that it is.
>>559665937Is this worse than Tails getting slapped by Fi?
"if you kill him you will be just like him" applies to Batman and most people trying to write no kill rules don't realize it. Batman is aware that if he killed the joker he would lose his hesitation to kill any other villain over time and essentially become an even worse version of the Punisher. He also is scarred by death to the point that he has an irrational disdain for it. Batman's no kill rule has been argued with and picked apart within the story itself. He is not supposed to be read as sane for this no matter which writer is tackling it. I don't know why they tried to put it in Sonic.
Why are some anons resurrecting hesseposting? That's extremely outdated in today's era. You guys really that bored that you'll just necro a dead meme and samefag yourself? Why even post here at that point?
>>559666073Yes
All your base are belong to us
Shadamy is literally the worst ship imaginable. Why the fuck would Shadow want Sonic's sloppy seconds? In fact, every Shadow ship is garbage. It's literally>darn I couldn't get Sonic, guess I'll settleThe ship!
>>559665742>the *amazing *winner it is now"because of the movie series, where none of sonic team's shit gameplay get in the way
>>559666129no one except like one guy has been doing it. this place is fucking dead lol.
>>559665797>Be modernhead>Grow up with a literal D.I.Y lobotomy playing hours of brain rotting modernshit garbage games>Glaze over all the blatant issues because of "muh lore" "muh storytelling" "muh shallow set-pieces and spectacle for drooling low-attention spanned retards" >Throw a manchild tantrum when people call out your shitty games being shit because you're a nostalgia blinded and stunted maladroit furfag loser that unironically thinks a poorly written character like shitdow is somehow compelling and deep
Blaze groomed Silver
>>559666129It's literally just one shitposter desperately trying to keep trafficking and posting in this general up. Kind of pathetic really.
>>559666073Fi as in...?
>still seething about shadamy
>>559666057Another Shadally Queen? Sfw and nsfw
>Everybody who hates my shitty games is one person! that is not an actual argument, schizo.
>>559666129>Why even post here at that point?I've only participated in it a bit but because there's quite literally nothing to fucking talk about anymore and this place is a zombie as is. I mean we still talk about Crashdow as if that's recent when it was almost 6 whole years ago.
>>559666349Shadamy is completely ooc for both characters.
>>559666349Fuck you shitdow.
Sonic died. Naugus' Dream Cast spell was too good. Come attend the state funeral at the castle court
I hate classic stupid beige eyelidsSonics eyelids are meant to be blue
>>559666219>>559666272>>559666467We don't need to artificially bump the general with shitty forced memes. We have at least 4 genuine autistic people who lurk here and bump whenever the thread hits page 9. Frankly I'd rather this place actually showcase how slow and dead it is than whatever fuck we're doing now. The shitposting and samefagging lost it's luster ages ago.
>>559666482Seethe harder your enraged fucking modernigger schizo. Shitting your diaper and wrecking your highchair won't magically make your awful games and characters good or make classichads disappear. The world isn't your personal circle jerk you total and utter fucking waste of oxygeon.
odds i fap to shadallyevens i fap to sonurge zero i fap to sonamy
>>559666539>mfw I recognize and can name literally all but 2 people in this panel off the top of my head
Kill Sonic
>>559665587>which ones?Triple Trouble 16bit, Time Twisted, Megamix Mania and SRB2.
>>559666608>muh samefaggingThis is always brought up when there is no way to refute people.
>>55966663200000000000 zero is evenBoth sonurge and SonamyMake Sonic a cheater
>>559666608>Discussing games is apparently forcing shitty memesBased retard.
>>559666608>Frankly I'd rather this place actually showcase how slow and dead it isGo to /fast/ and you'll see why this general needs to have at least a 60% ratio of shitposting in order for us not to get pruned due to inactivity.
>>559666129shitting on cocksuckers who were emboldened by the movies shilling shadow to defend ShTH or god forbid 06 is never wrong
>>559666539Is that the fucking president from SA2 and Shadow the Hedgehog?
>>559666786Yes. He admires Sonic so he attends his funeral after jobbing
>>559666625What shitty games and years of shilling shitdow does to a mf.
>>559666710>>559666732A single anon gets banned and their posts deleted on here and almost a fucking quarter of the thread disappears. Let's not play stupid now.>>559666738At least we'd be comfy.
Sonouge always does it for me. Big fuckbuddy vibes.
If we need to shitpost that badly to keep up in this fast place, maybe it's time to pull the plug on /sthg/
>>559666869we have content drought
Fuck Sonic. This is Midna's series now.
sonic is lame and uncool if all others need to look lame and uncool to make sonic look good
>>559666946Truest post itt
>>559666539Imagine the smell
>>559666908Scarcos?
Is chroniclesfag here?
>>559666973there's nothing relatable about sonic's "coolness" neither. so i fail to see how "cool" he is. it's just sonic team shilling someone's OC.
>>559666946Good thing that's only done by bad writers
>>559666830Dang, I didn't know he was based like that
Silvamy
>>559667017Ya
I think a lot of us just cope with how bad this series is by pretending we hate it so much because it's the only coping mechanism you can still have in this fandom.
>>559667014>>559666905Yup, that is a modernfag melty
>>559666946To build on this very correct statement, Sonic is coolest when those around him, both friend and foe, are allowed to be cool. A rising tide lifts all ships.
>>559665653but why is he a hedgehog when they used biolozard and gay alien DNA tho
>>559667105But that's his mom
>>559667181Sad thing is this is only done by good writers
>>559667173It’s absolutely pathetic
>>559667078Yes, Sonic Team
Are you my dad?
>>559667185Because Sonic is a hedgehog
>>559667117sonicbros, are we tsuntsuns?
>>559667173Leave it to darkagevirigns to melting down over garbage video games made decades ago. Imagine showcasing your mental illness and immature behavior like this.
>>559667105>>559667201Wrong. Silver is Sonic and Amy's descendant
>>559657958Adventure Sonic just means full 3D platforming, no limited 2D levels like Boost Sonic.Having multiple player characters with their own gimmicks is a defining feature, like the classic games. But Adventure 1&2 had entire different game genres like fishing and mech shooting that felt unrelated to Sonic. 2006 was a good model, since they cut out the mechs, treasure hunts, etc. to build on Sonic and Shadow's gameplay. Unfortunately the game and it's power-ups were broken, and you know the rest. Adventure as we know it died...
>>559667308I know I am.
>>559667279Yes suck my big ass cock now
>>559667105Based. Glad to see I'm not the only Silvamy enjoyer.>>559667201Silver is too young to be the kid of anyone in the present. Also Mephiles tells Shadow that he was blamed for Iblis' release almost immediately after and killed. Though this doesn't strictly preclude Shadow being his ancestor, it makes it very difficult.
>>559667350But Silver still comes from the future even though Sonic died a virgin and Silver doesn't turn to dust when Mephiles stabs him with the light saber
>>559667181Yes, the MC in a sea of cool characters is much cooler than the MC in a sea of nobody jobbers
>>559667350No, shadows knight in black knights son is silvers knight.
Sonic is dead/sthg/ is dead
>>559667626That's only in the world of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. Outside of that, Shadow and Silver aren't related. Takashi iizuka has already stated this
>>559667553You condescend, but Sonic Team hasn't really gotten the memo for almost two decades.
>>559667702who killed sonic?
>>559667750I did
>>559667702I can't see the end of the horizon... ELISE?
>>559667745That’s exactly what I was alluding to
>>559667779good job. keep it up. now go after tails
>>559667797HATSUNE MIKU?
>>559667742We don't trust Japanese people.
>>559667840Ah, I see. My bad.
>>559667849Nah he’s cool
>>559666168How? At least with Forces only one character looks like shit. Sonic in the Fiona situation was completely uncalled for.
>>559668119Fiona situation was only there to give Sonic a harem and make him look good.Same as Forces was only to make Sonic look good by wanking him off.
>>559666848Not according to Naka or Battle.
Hmm Fiona wanking Sonic off
>>559666073Yes.>>559668119Nah pretty much everyone in Forces got done dirty to some degree or another, even Sonic. Tails just got the worst of it. He's like Jews in the Holocaust.
>>559667118>better characters
>>559668119Forces made everyone other than Sonic Classic Sonic and the build-a-OC look like shit
>>559667750Mephiles
>>559667286But Shadow is a gay lizard alien
>>559667745That's because Sonic Team only cares about Sonic and Shadow now
>>559668203Archie's multiple partners for Sonic was never a good look no matter how you gaslit it. Just more to the list of what separates him form Naka's vision.
>>559668415would been effective if smell bad over here knows how to read
>>559668348
good murlning
>>559668424Real and canon
What Silver's quills are good for
>>559668330Even Sonic looks bad getting his ass handed to him by a literal who at the very beginning. Only the Avatar, master of all 4 gameplays, is cool. Yes YOU dear consumer are better than Sonic and all his shitty friends! Please buy our game!
>>559668437>nowIf by now you mean "since the mid 2000s" then yeah.>>559668474>picrel
>>559668495It's 11pm here.
Batman is cool because he's a normal human being (meta wise so just pretend) who fights monsters and villains on the same level as the likes of Superman, Flash and WW. Even his own apprentices give him a run for his money sometimes when they go rogue which just makes Batman cooler because you know he trained them that well.Goku peaked in DBZ because up until the end of the last arc, the meta relevant characters were never too far behind Goku in terms of power which pressured Goku to perform better while also showing off to the audience that yes, Goku is that powerful and cool. This status was temporarily adopted by Gohan in the Cell saga and that is to this day the coolest version of Gohan. Not just because he was the strongest but because he was the strongest among the strong and had to fight strong opponents to get there.Tony Hawk is cool because he's always been in skating for the love of it and loves giving spotlights, sponsors and tours for people on his level, it helped also that he was surrounded by cool people in other aspects of media because it showed off how cool he was.I could really just go on and on but the point here is that I don't understand how Sonic Team hasn't realized that if you make everyone except your MC fucking suck absolute dogshit and ruin their character, your MC comes across as a lame asshole at best and an unearned winning bastard at worst.
>>559668614Forces is a good game fuck off
>>559668495>>559668575NOW KISSSSSS
What honestly happened after SA2?
>>559668575impossibro, teh clock says 8:00 (h)am
>>559668683Good goy. Buy product
>>559667351>>559659292
>>559668614Sonic, in my view, comes off as someone who never had to work for anything in his life. The most heinous example of the naturally gifted. This is why I cannot find him cool.
>>559668683Ain't no way
>>559668573it’s not about shipping, moron, they are looking cool together
party at the beach down in Copacabana
>>559668614>This status was temporarily adopted by Gohan in the Cell saga and that is to this day the coolest version of Gohan.This would be Tails if Sonic Team had an ounce of balls
>>559668683Imagine unironically asking for lower quality content.
>>559668686>Tails 5:1-2THOU SHALT NO TOUCH FOXO.WOE TO YOU, FIRE AND BRIMSTONE UNTO THEE.
>>559668683Considering that (I) am an important part of Forces' story, (I) can confidently say Forces sucks pimple-ridden donkey dick and (I) don't want to be Sonic's fucking bestest friend forever if all it did for his usual friends is make them worse
Why does Shadow talk to Silver exactly the same way Vegeta talks to Trunks?
>>559668970Tails deserves kisses, actually
>>559668683Zero percent chance you’re over 18. Fuck off yungn
>>559668858No one said anything about shipping, but you are implying that this is a subtle sign of them being related, just like the post with Amy and Silver's "wild/crazy" comment. Don't play dumb.
>>559668954>But it's japkino written by jap men on jap island in japan :(
Sonic would be more popular in JP if they embraced their anime roots. Let's start with harems.
fangs
>>559668703Sega dropped out of the console market
>>559669146>their anime rootsWhich don't exist.
>>559668539Remember when Sonic and Shadow had this cool art style and were highly renowned for having a rivalry on the level of Goku/Vegeta instead of being used as mere yaoi fodder by fujos? I miss that
Shadow grew
>>559669024What do YOU mean YOU don’t want to be the HERO that even SONIC and his SHITTY friends look up to? This shameless pandering was meant to make YOU buy our produ- I mean game! Please consume and give us your money!
>>559669194
>>559668703Eggman fornicated with Shadow's amnesiac carcass.
Archie is better.
>>559669040Speaking of Trunks.Would people back then like Silver more if he had Future Trunks' voice?
Revolver the Ocelot
>>559669245The girls in my class always drew them kissing...
>>559669040Because it IS Vegeta talking to Trunks
>>559669347
>>559669245That literally never happened.
>>559669393Now draw Liquid the Ocelot
>>559669393Oh wow its so FUCK OFF AND GO TO THE OC THREAD
>>559669393OCs are off-topic.
>>559669393You're pretty good
I think sonicfags are just impossible to please
I'm SLEEPY
>>559669425Charizard if it squirrel
>>559669415Not that I have children yet but if they were my daughters and I found out they did that, I would be so disappointed
>>559669393make them kiss
>>559669576Pretty...Good.
After Westside, Sally and Tails would marry on Little St. Acorns, much to chagrin of Mina and Silver, who decried the Harvey Whoian deepstate backed by a NICOLE-operated technoautocratic panopticon. The Knothole Files continue to shake Mobius to the core.
>>559668683Me when im a moderntard.
Sonic stealth game? Virtual missions with time limits? Hmmmmm?
>>559669595A group is impossible to please if you lack the means to get on your knees and suck off all of them. A person is very easy to please by getting on your knees looking them in the eyes and asking them
>discussing ocshitStick to discussing Sonic.
>>559666057NTA Sonamy please?
Sonic defeated Perfect Chaos without the Chaos Emeralds.Shadow defeated Metal Overlord without the Chaos Emeralds.What is even left for them to fight? They're God.
>>559669879Silver to fight Solsris by himself
>>559669347Don't know about "better" but it certainly had a quality of its own.
>>559669939look at your picrel. not look at that picrelnow try to convince me my picrel is better
>>559669913If that happens Sonic and Shadow can just give up at that point.
A fun fact:The word "sega" in italian may refer to either an handsaw (tool) or the act of mansturbation. This is because culturally we assimilate the alternate movement of fapping as similar to sawing a wooden plank.How is this relevant to sonic the hedgehog? Well, 20 years ago sega's advertisements of the genesis recited: "Fatti una sega!" (buy a sega console) which has the same exact meaning of "go fap yourself", it's still a funny joke nowdays every time the company is mentioned.
>>559669808>Virtual missions with time limits?MGS2's VR/alternative missions are my favorite stealth game stuff ever
>>559670014well, i mean...
>>559670004No comparison. Sonic Team would have a stroke even thinking of giving Tails a cool attack like this
>>559670014I don't like that her torso is layered over her head here.
>>559669073play? I just might be dumb
fatty on sega
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwbZpFklCvoEGGMAAAAN! Eauarrgh!>HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!Ouff, Eggman!>HOHOHOHOHOOOOO!Eurgh, eurgh, EGGMAN!>HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
>>559669347Only read the first three issues then stopped.
>>559669595The movies please me. >>559666057Surge handing Amy soft serve ice cream as a gesture of kindness.
>>559669939uuu...bunnie sex...
>>559670004Forces sucks, no argument from me. As a whole, it's probably the single worst piece of game writing from Sonic Team, even worse than 06. But comparing the literal bottom of the barrel to highlights from Archie isn't exactly fair either. I like the good aspects of both, and I can freely shit on the stuff that's bad from either.>>559670202There was a time when it was not so, long ago...
>>559670261Who made this comment? A male or female?
>>559670549>anon can't read
>>559668548He likes the pain
>>559669879>What is even left for them to fight?JIREN
>>559670604I was about to comment CHADnic until I realized it was a male who made that comment and not a female. Bet he's a closeted homo with a bara fetish. How disappointing. Sonic is a chick magnet and no one should be making comments about how much they find him attractive unless they're females
>international wamen's day
>>559670824He's clearly gay.
If you are a simp post Sonic from Sonic XIf you aren't A simple post Sonic from Sonic OVAIf you are a female post Sonic from Sonic prime
Accurate?
2 days until we learn if Espio sucks cocks or not
>reddit meme
>>559670660Having your corpse paraded around for money for middle-aged people is an honor. Now grab a shovel. Vanilla and Gemerl are supposed to be in the next game
take that Mariobabs
How Sonic Forces could've won:>Don't introduce the Avatar, focus on playable Tails >Demand Sega of Japan not to be a retard with playable Shadow in base game>Don't release Sonic, free him immediately before the final level and boss >Zurge rush Infinite's writing to cut off fraud allegations>Ally with Adventurefags against the "Sonic's shitty friends" crowd>ignore Classic Sonic
International hate on women day?
>>559670485That selfish whore can't keep him to herself.
take that, Mariobabs
>>559670980tangle's iq is only getting lower.
Gotta eat fast!
What is the collective IQ between Whisper and Tangle?
fatnic...
>>559671308no
>>559669278A real hero serves others at the cost of their own prestige. The best thing (I) can do for SONIC and his SHITTY friends is not buy his SHITTY games until they treat the cast better.
>>559671254*gags*>>559671313*throws up*
>>559670963It's disappointing. I wish the comment had come from a woman
>>559670980Silver would collect funko pops
Nice thread, Sonicbabs.
>>559671359Why? Faggots can love Sonic. Considering this is a furry franchise and most furries are gay, this should be expected.
>>559671308Bump scores higher.
>>559671397>Mario trying to be cool
Eh, women, those stupid creatures.With their stupid curves and their stupid smooth skin, their stupid smell that makes my head spin and their revolting soft lips and slimy tongues, and their stupid seductive warm bodies.Disgusting creatures...
>>559670185>IT'S NO USE
>>559670925>Bitchelle and Shitgle included>No Bunnie or HoneyFuck this stupid gay faggot franchise.>>559670980I don't even care about Silvisper but knowing it breaks this retarded lemur's heart gives me some small modicum of satisfaction.>>559671170That spit strand from the lollipop makes me feel a certain way.
>>559671137I prefer my idea where you play as your oc and team up with a different character in each level like shado05 >Don't release Sonic, free him immediately before the final level and bossThis I already wanted for my idea
>>559671101>That smile>That fangYes please
>>559671204>>559671384Why does it feel like Sonic Channel makes Sonic cool and serious but the games don't? Why the discrepancy?
>>559670925I really don't think the Sonic series has a leg to stand on in that area.
>>559671171>You don't seem to understand>Tails isn't yours to groom
Sloppies with human women.
>>559671692That's fanart you stupid bitch
Tick tock Metalfags
>>559671692The cool interactions of Sonic channel such ass...making the laundry
>>559671610
>>559671783>Be Silverfag and Metalfag>Sega announces Year of Amy
Meanwhile...
>>559671771I know it's fan art but it resembles the art by Yuji Uekawa on Sonic Channel. There's no need to hostile
>>559671796laundry is so cool and badass holy shit
>>559671137>focus on playable Tails4/10
>>559671875metalfags I understand but why would silverfags care?
>>559671883No fuck you
>>559671830Sonic should always be cute, like the annoying brat he is
>>559671204Take what, another crossover pitch to reject?
>>559671981they're dumb and loud enough to think they ever had a chance
>>559671981Couple reasons. First, with the movie, Amy is poised to take the spotlight for "time-traveling hedgehog" away from Silver for many casual fans who's only (or main) understanding comes from the films. Second, going straight from Shadow to Amy and skipping over Silver would really show how little of a fuck Sega gives about Silver when he's already been hurting bad. Third, I suspect a year of Amy would somehow involve Silver enough for Sega to go "He doesn't need his own year!"
>>559672087I think this is the best tails reaction to kisses.
>>559671563I don't really care for the whole "create your OC!" idea but I also don't hate it that much either so if it has to remain then your suggestion would also work very well, so long as they make the character accompanying you somewhat meaningful in actual gameplay.
>no cocks this thread/sthg/ is dead
>>559671435They don't love Sonic. They just want make Sonic and Shadow yaoi slop. The same applies to the fujos.
>>559672220You guys are taking the rumors way too seriously. We had a lot of rumors for Shadow film that ended up being bullshit
>>559671386If it’s bad future Silver, they wouldn’t exist and neither would the properties they’re modeled after be. If it’s good future UWUver, he’d have the world’s biggest collection.>>559671448Impossible. I heard she threw the pencil in frustration while taking the test, and it got a higher score than she did.
>>559672060No. Take this CUTIE PIE. you got no bitches and sonic got me.
>>559661685>>559661908>>559662183>>559662213>>559671171>>559671734>>559671170>>559672087
sage thighs adventure 3
Sonic is cool Cool = pregnant
>>559672493
>>559672562California is doing irreparable damage yo the Sonic fanbase
>>559670485>>559671734One of my core headcanons is that Tails has an automatic infatuation with redheads. He likes and finds other girls attractive but red haired girls just make him go awooga.
>>559672493yeah, I bet sonic's whole fanbase is nothing but bitches
Sally should stop kissing Tails before he grows up and gets a complex about it that ruins their friendship like in Maquia: When the Promised Flower
To counter the faggotry, I'll share a very hetero short fanfic that I wrote.Amy hugging Shadow from behind triggers an old memory deep inside Shadow when Maria used to hug him just like that by surprise. He looks back and sees a startled Amy who was confused. Which reminds him of how confused he was by what Maria does.Wanting to calm down the confused and startled Amy so that she does not blow his mission, he starts to head pat Amy, in a way similar to how Maria used to head pat the confused Shadow.Amy gets even more confused and starts blushing "wh... what are y..you doing..!? Who are you??" As Shadow continues to rub Amy's head whose face keeps getting redder than a pepper and starts drooling. Amy is confused by what is happening and Shadow was not any better. He was just imitating Maria.Shadow's other hand reaches Amy's face and starts rubbing against her cheek and chin. Amy's heart beat starts racing she almost sounds like water pump.Shadow gives her a gentle kiss on the forehead. Which was the final blow. Amy faints and drops silent. Shadow, who is even more confused than ever, takes a step back. shadow thinking to himself, "She fainted and is leaving herself in such a vulnerable state. stupid is she...?" and then he says out loud You are not good enough to be my fake!
>>559672710And don't forget sonics wifeWhich is:
>>559672630Lefty ujos have infected the fandom and then you wonder why Sonic isn't cool or edgy anymore
>>559672630You hate people having fun I get it
Why does Sonic Omens fail so hard at feeling like 2000s edgekino
>>559672817 (me)*fujos
I don't understand mpreg. It's on the same level as findom to me. I just literally do not understand how it can be a fetish unless you are mentally dysfunctional.
>>559672770Midna isn't Sonics wife bruv
>>559672760Who would it be awkward for?
>>559672874Corny voice acting and relative lack of polish as well as issues with the developers committing to finishing the game
My name is Inogo MontoyaYou healed my motherPrepare to live >:(
>>559672696>Sally>Fiona>Li-MoonBy God, it might just be true. >>559672760>>559673058You can tell the Japs had little influence on Archie because this sorta thing is right up their alley.
>>559673127Da phuc
>>559673128Sexiona
>>559672936I used to have a fujo friend in high-school who used to draw art of Sasuke being pregnant with Naruto's baby. The baby ended up being a girl. This caused an hour long argument.
>>559673058In the movie he's talking about an immortal girl raises a boy like a mom or an aunt until he reaches her age. They aren't related but they look like a couple. Once puberty starts to catch up with him he starts clearly lusting for her and holding it back. He never really tries to make a move on her but she can sense it and says "To me you will always be my son, that won't change". This causes them to split apart until he's an old grandpa. It's very sad. So Tails would definitely suffer the most and Sally would feel kind of sad that her affections had the wrong impact on him.
My king
>>559673353That sounds like the stupidest fucking premise I have ever heard
>>559673128Archie is clearly japanese influenced because of how desperately it tried to copy manga. The building designs in Sally's kingdom are copied directly from DBZ.
>>559673307I'm not a father but for any future fathers here - don't let your daughters grow up to become fujos.
>>559673460He goes home and marries his bully and has kids with her and the original girl meets his grandaughter
>>559673497By "Japs had little influence on" I meant Sega of Japan specifically. And little is not none.>>559673353>So Tails would definitely suffer the most and Sally would feel kind of sad that her affections had the wrong impact on him.It's okay, he's a kitsune and will live for like 800 years.>>559673659Based?
>come back>people are postion fionaI'm glad you're still reasonable.
>>559673793Everyone loves Fiona.
Btw this is Sonics canon wife
>>559673947>Everyone loves Fion-AAAACK!
>>559673992
>>559673947>rth
>>559673992AI reverse card.
Something mpreg
>>559674051>Sonic watching this with an uncertain expression"It's okay Tails, you've always got Downunda.">>559674096Lazy. You could've just looked for a drawing.
>>559674245Shadow lay eggs
Tails is too cute, pure and handsome for most girls to pass up without trying.
Guys, is Asuka the one and only /sthg/ approved Eva girl?
>>559674382 (me)>forgot the image like a retard award
BOY I can't wait until Movie 4 flops and kills this shit franchise for good
>>559674382The only characters I genuinely like in EVA is Shinji and Misato because they're the only two characters who actively try to be better than the people around them and suffer for it. Everyone else just let themselves drown in misery.
What is 9 + 10
>>559674382>>559674481I've never seen Eva, so I can't approve anything
Does anyone have the Sally character document anon made
>>559674509Rosemaryfag...
>>55967451021
>>559674575Am I so obvious?
>>559674510
>>559674612Good finally somebody remembers the old memes>>559674658?
>>559674357She's perfect. Their vulpine-avian mischlings will be capable of folding 4-dimensional space with their sheer brainpower.>>559674646>Breeding with your own mother = dysgenic>Breeding with a genetically gifted, unrelated woman = eugenicI think the choice is clear. Rosemary can make a good grandmother.
>>559674701Damn, you don't know the old meme...
>>559674646I was 50% sure
>>559674723>vulpine-avian mischlingsI want to strangle you to death with a garden hose for saying this.
>>559674751The pog frog meme? Pepe the frog? I know that one.
>>559671101>>559671610Blue Amy
He's so mean
>>559674563
>>559674951Better Amy
>making avatar in sonic forces>unlock the ball gag, strap on and blindfold costume setum.... SEGA???
How do we stop the Fabolous Infinite propaganda?
Skin fujos alive and hang them from lampposts by their entrails.
>>559674723Wails children would be extremely difficult to raise I'd imagine.Imagine if they had even just twins. They would have 300+ IQ by the time they were 2 and would be engineering whole continent destroyers by the time they were 4.
Do I post cock
>>559675195you don't even need to ask
>>559675195I don't know. DO you?
>>559675195Here, allow me.
>>559674646MAMMA MIA MAMMA SI PRENDIMI MAMMA TIENIMI MAMMA LATTE DARE A ME MAMMA SOLLEVAMI MAMMONA MIA VOLPONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish I had a cock
>>559675287Shut up
I wish I had boobies
I think I posted almost everything I have savedhttps://files.catbox.moe/lys0nr.webm
>>559675431Nice rod
>>559675431this is the content /sthg/ needs
>>559675431Now make it do a roflcopter. Don't be a pussy and say you can't, you can try your muscles to do it.
>>559675281NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
>>559675532Its too hard to do it...I can do it soft but not hard because its not flexible enough to spin in that state
>>559675608You can do it if you keep training. You have to literally exercise the muscles. Don't expect to do it reliably within the first week. Now go soldier and do me proud.
>>559675562
>>559675287You can have one if you try hard enough
>>559674817Why? Are you just envious of the creation of more overmobians? >>559675158>Wave and Tails having to push their kids into strategy and simulator games to safely channel their more wild impulses >Wave and Tails seeing their kids immediately turn these games into genocide and torture simulators, all with the innocent purity of young children>Wave and Tails building devices to help the kid who can't naturally fly do so to stop the other bullying them over itCute.>>559675281Don't lewd your mother.
I don't care about a new 3d model if they don't give Sonic toe beans
I did a thing. Discuss. Preface, by "carry a game solo" I mean they are the sole character used in gameplay. A team-game is where they are the main character of the narrative but not the sole playable character. >But tails has a solo ga-Yeah and it bombed. Eggman technically has one too but that didn't sell well either iirc but that doesn't mean he COULDNT.
>>559675732>overmobiansIf you make up a word again I'm going to bend you backwards over a bathtub.
>>559675824Do you promise to cum inside?
>>559675759>BigOpinion discarded. You and your garbage memes belong in Twitter
>>559675759Blaze cannot carry her own game because Sonic is her tard-wrangler and her her personality is insufferable.
>>559675912You think big couldn't sell a sonic fishing game?
>>559675939so you can't read
>>559675759if tails or knuckles can't carry a game solo, what the fuck makes you think any of the shovelware trio can?
>>559675906
>>559675732>the creation of more overmobians?Nothing ever happens.
>>559675676No you dont understand, MY COCK IS TOO HARDI can do it soft but if I try doing it erect it just snaps back to the center after doing a quarter of a rotation, its not a matter of muscles, its the ligaments snapping back to the default position
>>559675939Not only are you wrong but even if you weren't it would sell on the novelty of finding out more about the Sol dimension which people have been asking for since forever. Same thing with Silver and the future.
>>559676015Apparently not because if she is the sole character in her own game then my point still stands. That's what I'm reading from your post.
>>559675984no one would buy that shit except youtubers using it as a prop to destroy
>>559676081>sell on the novelty of finding out more about the Sol dimension which people have been asking for since forever. Same thing with Silver and the future.no one outside of autistic cesspools on the internet cares about the sol dimension or silver's future because sega did fuck all to make normies care when they had a chance. you better hope paramout gets around to it
>>559676038Every single Sonic game since Sonic Advance 2 has been trying to be Sonic Advance 2 without understanding Sonic Advance 2. Sonic fangames from Green Hill Paradise Act 2 to even SRB2 have been trying their damndest to recreate what it started. I will beat the everloving shit out of you if I ever hear you imply it's shovelware again you son of a bitch, you hear me?
>559675759>Cream, Cheese, and Big in "could solo">Knuckles and Amy in "only team">Metal, Tails, Rouge, Omega, Emerl, and Espio in "cannot solo or team"Eh, you could've done better, but not bad. Placing Silver in "cannot solo or team," Blaze in "only team," and Infinite up in "could solo" would've generated maximal ragebait. 8/10.>>559675824Why are you so mad? Don't you want them to advance society? The Babylonischreich will rise with this hybrid-fusion at its fore, and all will benefit.>>559676067Stop dooming.
>>559676217STRAIGHT LINE ZONEACT 2 OF 15
>>559676081>it would sell on the novelty of finding out more about the Sol dimension
>>559676038Neither tail nor nipples can hold a story together. Think about it what kind of game would they have? Knuckles sitting on a gem simulator? Something about treasure hunting which hasn't been an active part of his character for like 3 decades? What about tails? Tails spends 90% of his time busting nuts against a wall in his factory and every time he does anything he's mandated to have sonic around in which case why wouldn't we just play as sonic? They both suffer from the problem of being both not interesting enough to carry a game and too stuck in a passive role to believable think they'd be doing some solo adventures
more of you need to post dick
I HATE THAT JARTYKEK!
>>559676260>Babylonischreich
>>559676346you could slap tails or knuckles on a pile of dogshit and it would sell more than anything with silver or blaze
>>559676325WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY!!?!?
ALL RIGHT THEN SMART GUYS, LETS SEE YOU TAKE A CRACK AT IT.pitch me a game, either team or solo, with your favorite and tell me why it would sell.
>>559676506>let's see you take a KRACK at itI am losing it.
>>559676472Nah fr dawg.
>>559676592RAPE FIONA
>>559676404The Babylonsraad will not take kindly to this aggression, anon.>>559676657Sally...
>>559676496IT'S BIGGEST IMPACT ON THE SERIES IS A SHITTY TAILS CLONE FOR PEDOS
>>559676657*hides butt*
I'm horny...I want some COCKKKKSend catbox cock pls
I do not care for all super forms making the eyes red. It's a bad design choice which undermines the aesthetics of each character (except for Burning Blaze, my goat).
>>559676506bump adventure 1big titties
>>559676506Ratchet and clank but it's tails.>why would it sell?Because boys loves gadgets and action that's why.
>>559676506Cream.>why it would sell1) She's cute2) Bunny hopping is fun3) She can somehow communicate with Chao, which are literally, LITERALLY Chaos gods.4) Did I mention she's cute?
>>559676873https://files.catbox.moe/dj2r80.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/9gi2rf.webmLast webms
>>559676736>don't mind me, just casually introducing the single most revolutionary mechanic in the Sonic franchise since the spindashAPOLOGIZE.
>>559676680>The Babylonsraad
>>559659556and you always will. But just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it's not there.
>>559676959Funded by the FBI
>>559677013Yeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why do humans universally agree that foxes are sexy?
>>559676610Ooc rouge would never
>>559676610Hello Charmy.
>>559676939People say it's lazy but... X but with Y is the easiest way to get an idea across and showcase that Sonic characters could do a lot more if the developers tried not being retarded
>>559677045a mechanic that made the level design quality dive downhill
>>559676939The idea itself isn't without merit, there's not a lot of people who could do a RnC clone besides tails, but then you're stuck with the same problem of "it's a tails game." Who the fuck wants to play as tails?
>>559677324Whoops, forgot where I am. Cute as in cute, not cute as in sexually attractive.
>>559677374>canines>heavy fur>giant tailsThey are adorable.
>>559677426>a mechanic that literally saved a series that was 100% about to end permanentlyftfy
>>559677431there's people who do want to play as tails but to convince more people you'd need to make a trailer that makes him enticing
>>559677374>humansYou mean whites.
>>559677431>who wants to play with tailsIf he's written like shit, then nobody. That's something i don't deny.>but muh characterizationSega changes characterizations like they change underwear.
>>559677608Glad to hear sparky is now ARYAN.
>>559677608Please use the term caucasian instead it is very offensive to the white people
>>559672010I miss soneggfag
>>559676939That's actually pretty good, I'm surprised I never thought of it. Only problem is I don't think cartoon platformers are even that popular these days.
>>559677431Sonic characters can get by on physical appeal alone to entice buyers
I got it im a genius. Knuckles punch out clone where he has to beat up bigger and badder doods who wanna steal some guffin he just found on the island.
>>559677608>South America, North Africa and all of Asia are considered white
>>559677693>white "people"
>>559677767>I don't think cartoon platformers are even that popular these daysAnd that is WHY you wnat to make a cartoon platformer, market is not saturated unlike muh shitty hero shooters.
>>559677816White is a state of mind.
>>559677767Didn't astronigga sell like a billion copies?
penny arcade and vg cats were never funny
>>559677792Punch-out is kind of dated. Better to go all out with an action game clone like old God of War
>niggers pretending to be hot shit
>>5596779732 million nigga, and they pushed the hell out of it, they were practically giving it away at one point.
>>559675014L ragebait
>>559677374Psycho-evolution would suggest that this is a result of humans adopting wolves and cats even while they are apex predators and should otherwise compete with us. Basically everyone has a blind spot on the fact that as we domesticated dogs and cats, we also ran an evolutionary process on ourselves which biased us towards seeing furry predators less as direct rivals and more of a pest at worst and an unexpected companion at best. It's like how most people take for granted how squirrels look cute to us without thinking about the fact that it's because we killed or didn't support any squirrel that looked ugly to us.
>>559677990I picked punch out because you don't need a complex narrative or money to make it work it's very cheap to make and sell. Knuckles cannot solo a hack'n slash. You could also sell him on a beat'em up but that's obligatory team game. A knuckles/mighty/ray sidescrolling beatemup might do numbers
'oxo
>>559678268you just couldn't ignore it, huh?
>>559678091damn I see now why frontiers getting 4.5 million was such a celebration. if you aren't mario your platformer isn't going to do well. sonic's days really are numbered
>>559678301
>>559678301The ultimate human hubris is to assume we domesticated the world and it somehow didn't also domesticate us.
>>559675759If Amy can't then what makes anyone think Cream could?
>>559678301>It's like how most people take for granted how squirrels look cute to us without thinking about the fact that it's because we killed or didn't support any squirrel that looked ugly to us.It's sad we can't do the same to non-nice people.
>>559678324The only chance is for Sonic to catch up to (and maybe overtake?) Mario, but the way management and even the fandom has been acting in recent years suggests this will never happen.
>>559676217Cream wasn't needed and just took Amy's slot from 1.
>>559678496>It's sad we can't do the same to non-nice people.You literally do.
>>559678496eat a dick.
>>559676959Amy's cutest and that goes by Sega. Hell, Tails is 2nd cutest. And Cream is redundant of both.
>>559678594Not enough to avoid them making 5 kids before they go to prison and super die.
>>559678560
IF IT WASN'T FOR SONIC'S INSPIRATION I WOULD FEAST ON HUMAN FLESH
>>559676506Blaze, Silver, and Metal all have pretty easy concepts to execute, Blaze especially, so I'll just focus on Tails.>>559676939RnC is a good choice. My idea would be to go with Metroid Prime. >Tails flying an improved Cyclone or some other aircraft into some new region on his own to explore it>Gets shot down by the enemy faction of the game, which shouldn't be Eggman or Eggman-related in any way. Reusing the Birds is fine but so is making a new faction>Forced to bail the aircraft as it goes down, scattering supplies and gear across the region, injures his tails in the process, preventing him from properly flying for part of the game>Now has to explore the region full of mysterious ruins, ancient tech, and enemy forces, get back his stuff, and stop the bad guys>Creative use of puzzle-solving, platforming, combat, exploration, and environmental navigation create a distinct gameplay loop>Not an open-world, rather a series of interconnected distinct arenas>Strong sense of progression but this comes purely from equipment/gear acquisition, not an "rpg-lite" level and skill system.>Powercreep is countered by increasingly difficult challenges, from both the environment and the enemy>Intrusion and meddling reawakes and reactivates defensive systems for the former, the latter is from the faction pouring more resources into stopping Tails and finishing their plan>Plenty of secrets to unlock that aren't necessary to finish the game plus easter eggs to other things, like the Ancients, Gaians, Gizoids, etc>Final boss(es) push the player to utilize many of the abilities they've honed over the course of the game, making victory feel earned from the skilled application of tools>One "ending" but multiple variations of it based on how well you did, determined by speed of completion and percent of extras discovered>New Game+ modes which reward replays>Game being solo gives room for Tails and the villain faction to breathe and develop their own identity
>>559678712Where's the lie? All Cream did was harm Amy. Just Sonic Team incompetence not getting it right with what you already had.
>>559678710Well you got me there, if we did it enough we wouldn't have Germites crawling every inch of the globe uninvited even though they only spawned from the caves of 1/10th of it.
>>559676506Easy. An Amy Roguelike Deck Builder for fans of that genre.
>>559677767Funny, i discussed it a year ago.>>559678782This is well thought out anon.
>>559678440You have to consider a few things here anon.1. Inherent interest in the character. Here Amy wins arguably because she's simply more popular than Cream.2. Game type. What game would Amy have? Cream has, debatably, a wider range of game types because of her nature as a silly little kid. Her running off into who knows where the fuck to have a little adventure works. Amy is much more stuck in a a handful of game types because they have to align with point 3 which is...3. Narrative. Why the gameplay happens and why it happens the way that it does. An Amy game is going to go one of two ways, she's doing something mundane like dress up or cooking mama, or she's looking for sonic. Cream could be doing anything. You could fucking pitch a cream the pirate game and make it work if your wimsy is high enough.
>>559678696>THREE cute characters!!? No, this is NOT allowed!Can someone explain why Amyfags are like this?
Scarcos...?
>>559678316Calling it what it is. No one likes Sonic if they have to give him traits from Amy.
>>559678978why do you care about her
>>559678782I don't really feel like this character is Sonic's sidekick anymore.
>>5596789631 too many of what should be allowed. Don't want to bloat out and add unnecessary programming to an already cast of 5. Now go bitch why it's fine to sexualize Amy but not Cream and Tails.
>>559678978Lemme guess. You from Perchance?
And then they call me racist, eh! I love everyone with spite.
>>559678940You're saying this like Amy didn't go off and wander first.
>>559679060I don't really>>559679118Yes
>>559679178honey, you misspelled rapist
>>559678782See this is mechanically sound but again it's the tails problem. Think of it like this, everything here could also be applicable to Eggman, and ask yourself this, would people rather play as Eggman or as tails?
triofags were right about amy
>>559679252L ragebait
>>559678963Why are the WRITERS like this? Every time they come up with a new character that overlaps with an older character, the older character becomes worse. Shadow stole Knuckles' serious rival role, Cream stole Amy's innocent civilian role and Tails gets usurped by Chip/Yacker/Classic Sonic/Buddy/whatever new one-off character the new game's story is centered around.
>>559679210She didn't, she went looking for her one true love. Her very first act ever is literally chasing after sonic without even realizing it was Sonic specifically
>>559677749I don't. Disgusting pair
>>559678940Amy in her own campaign nowadays would be a girlboss game where she saves Sonic after he was captured by Eggman.
>>559679278I think Fowler made his choices best, he picked the essential characters and you can honestly stop there and make a franchise.
>>559678940Amy can do anything. How many fucking times does she need to go through her SA1 arc of "adventuring without sonic" before this dumbfuck franchise actually commits to that? Cream can stay the fuck at home and watch tv
>>559679296>She didn't, she went looking for her one true loveYeah, she wandered off, thanks for clarifying that in detail. Cream's shit by the way.
>>559679252amyfags were right about knuckles
>>559679238You shot yourself in the foot there. If we're pretending to be suits looking to maximize profits then Tails gets the game easily for child appeal and hero appeal
>>559679106>1 too many of what should be allowed. Yeah ok, so NOW the too many friends narrative is ok.>Now go bitch why it's fine to sexualize Amy but not Cream and Tails.Meds.
>>559676038TEAM REDUNDANT THEY'RE COPYCATS OVERLAPPING LEGACIES
the actual core 4 in terms of fan animations made by young boys
>>559679332
>>559679252Everyone, literally everyone was right about Amy except Amyfags.
>>559679459Hey, I like Knux.
>>559679367If any character besides sonic is characterized by being out and about doing random shit it's cream. Half the times she's in a game it's because she was out wandering around and somebody stumbled over her. Adv2 she's out with her mom, adv3 she's sleeping in the middle of dangerous ass zone because she got lost. Heros she meets up with big and Amy because she was out looking for chocola. Rush she randomly stumbles over blaze in the middle of another walk. Then she gets dragged into some bullshit by Amy for a few games, and then in dream team she's randomly kidnapped and stuffed into an evil ass nightmare engine completely independently from whatever anyone else was doing. And in Mario sonic Tokyo whatever she's running around in Tokyo by herself. Cream is always outside doing random bullshit. Oh yeah and in shadow she gets stuck in a spooky castle for some reason. She just wandered in
>>559679536>Tails >Knuckles>The actual protagonist>Blue faggot Amy
>>559679536Okay. Trying to start a quarrel over a character that doesn't overlap Amy. >>559679609L ragebait
I love how autistic the fanbase can be
>>559679609Knuckles is disposable
>>559679278Shadow did replace Knuckles and Chip and the OC did replace Tails but the difference is Amy grew out of being helpless which is a net positive while Knuckles and Tails were relegated to lesser roles when they were replaced. Amy literally acts like a big sister and protector for Cream too, showing her growth. It's nonsensical to be spiteful of Cream after this.
>>559679650I would've been fine with Sonic but loli if she wasn't poorly written to latch onto Amy.
Sonic Forces ruined everything
>>559679805Sonic and Tails fuckableShadow and Silver maybeThe fuck they're done with Knux
>>559679849Amy only got worse when that rabbit cunt was around
>>559679367>jealous malding over a 6 year old little girl
>>559679932Most of her entitled fags mald over the fact the fandom is mostly okay with Amy being lewded and not the obvious child character.
>>55967892Thanks.>>559679094Silly comment. Did you play SA1&2 and complain every time Tails and Sonic weren't in the same frame? Characters can and should have room to breathe from one another, otherwise they get stale and suffocating, especially if they're mainstays of a massive series! The same goes for Sonic btw. Having Tails by his side ALL the time isn't good either, and he should have some solo stuff too.>>559679238>everything here could also be applicable to EggmanNot really. Eggman is older, more experienced, used to operating without partners but also not used to operating without his empire of resources, doesn't have any non-tech abilities (Tails can fly, go pretty fast, and still hit hard with his own body), and, most importantly, is a villain. You can't tell the same kind of story with a villain that you can with a hero. Also, anytime the game hits the MC with setbacks you get disparate impacts; a hero character getting hamstrung plays well because we like underdog stories; a villain, even as protagonist, getting hamstrung is not as good, especially if they're a recurring one, as it now brings into question their effectiveness in future installments. I don't want to see Eggman scrap and struggle just to get basic stuff back, he shouldn't be in that position. He's already in the unenviable position of constantly losing in the end because of how extreme his goals are.
>>559679709>zoomer faggot.
>>559679932jealous of what, a charity case?
>>559679367Agreed. This is why this new direction should be getting the cast done right. Frontiers could've but it was just Ian unironically making Tails says he's inconsistent, he can't write Amy, and Knux had some white guilt allegory going on.
>>559680032 (me)>>559678921>Thanks
>>559680061'98 I'm older than you, kid. >>559680095Better voice acting too than midworlds.
>>559680095seeing zavok is still feels like i got slapped
>>559679849>Amy acts like a big sister and protector to CreamIn one game. Any time they're paired up after that she becomes Amy's ineffective tard wrangler. >>559679856I don't know why people keep trying to pair them up, Cream has very much become her own independent character, in her latest game she has more interactions with knuckles than she does with Amy
>>559680032That is not why I don't feel like he is Sonic's sidekick. It's because he doesn't feel like he has anything to do with Sonic.
Amy isn't a girlboss for rescuing Sonic. What does make her a girlboss is her losing her girly characters and having them replaced with a battle-hardened personality, which is what Ian is trying to do
>>559680095>I'm better than you, 6 year old girl!!!this has to be a falseflag, no way Amyfags are like this.
>>559680204Personally, I'd vault her, but yeah, keep her away from Amy. The Sonic and Tails thing is just theirs, and they tried that with Blaze and Marine too. Now Sega wants to forget about Marine who doesn't deserve it, but she gets no bio on Sonic Channel.
>>559680205A spontaneously inspired 4chan post isn't the medium for me to type out the entirety of the plot or an in-depth analysis how I'd write Tails and the enemy faction to make them feel a part of the Sonic setting. If you can't imagine how Tails, even when not with Sonic physically, can still embody and display values, traits, ideas, and history from/with him through actions and dialogue, I don't know what to tell you.
>>559680269That's because Ian hates femininity and Tangle is the prime example why Rogue and Amy could never land with him. There's Blaze, though but muh Sol. What a fat feminist retard.
>>559680204>Any time they're paired up after that she becomes Amy's ineffective tard wrangler.I don't even know what you're talking about since they're not paired in that many games. But I'm sure you forgot about Shadow the Hedgehog. Where she is the voice of reason/straight man might be Sonic Battle I assume? But they do interact after that, hell they interact in Crossworlds, Cream isn't that to Amy at all there. It's hard to be a tardwrangler when a character stops acting like a tard.
>>559679650so? who gives a shit what cream is doing? amy's growth has to be stunted so cream has something to do?
>>559680270>reee don't call my daughteru bad>s-she's 6 haha so sad!Nobody cares. Everyone is better than her even Zeti.
>>559680369All that stuff is nice, but this is a video game. What about what he DOES?
goodnight, friends
>>559680602Fucking that building tonight
>>559680602Flat
>>559680541>embarrassing meltyYeah, definitely a falseflag haha...right?
Give Cream her own games like Tails had.
Vault Cream
If it isn't the 4th wheel
>>559680694A cream adventure platformer like klonoa would sell.
>>559680635I love her
>>559680751If it isn't the Sonadow third wheel who got cucked by green Amy Rose.
>>559680553Are you trolling or? While I didn't go super in-depth (again, a 4chan post is simply not the best medium for that info), I did lay out some fundamentals to build on, and it's all based on already existing game that can and should be consulted for study and inspiration, plus prior Sonic games for other aspects. It's here >>559678782. Read it. It's not that long.>Now has to explore the region full of mysterious ruins, ancient tech, and enemy forces, get back his stuff, and stop the bad guys>Creative use of puzzle-solving, platforming, combat, exploration, and environmental navigation create a distinct gameplay loop>Not an open-world, rather a series of interconnected distinct arenas>Strong sense of progression but this comes purely from equipment/gear acquisition, not an "rpg-lite" level and skill system.
Calling the authorities on SallyTelling my self help group about Sallyhaving nightmares about Sally Showering to clean my body of what Sally did to meCrying myself to sleep because of Sally Wondering why no one will stop her
>>559680765to childfuckers
>>559680854Yeah? I picked klonoa for a reason
>>559680809You were asking for it.
>>559680694>>559680765Not the heroine.
>>559680854one-handed controls for... young kids
>>559680794>painting herself green just to be relevantdamn this bitch'll do anything
>>559680796>muh gearWith all due respect, this is garbage.
>>559680961Like get in movies and get a billion dollar franchise VA before your favorite.
>>559679805There are times when you should ignore the source material and go with your own design. Everyone but Sonic looks awful
>>559680854/sthg/ isn't the world.
>>559681074Aren't they just references to K-Pop Demon Hunters?
>>559681036>Metal sonic appeared on screen before she didPfffffffffffff
cocks
>>559681036>sucks a billion dicks to say she was in a movieThat's show biz!
>>559681027Oh you're just acting in a bad faith, I see. Sorry for wasting my own time.
>>559680961jet already had to suck dick to get into crossworlds after the kinect killed his actual series
They could sell a duo game.
Marine
>>559681145what an honor
>>559681145T-800 spawns before Kyle Reese no shit.When are the shovelwares getting in again?
BAKE
>>559681234>shadow and the loli leech>exclusive to amazon prime
>>559681191>seething this hardImagine when you actually try to pitch something irl lmao might just shoot yourself.
BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE
>>559680424That's why he did what he did with Amy in Frontiers.
>>559681234Where did this meme pairing originate from?
>>559681357The CHADLYTrio dont need pity movies to stay relevant
>>559681207Tha't's funny, I don't remember him whoring himself out by taking on 30 different personalities and even painting himself a different color and abandoning any semblance of self respect, maybe you can remind me of something like that..
OH MY GAWWWWWD BAKE
>>559681490Okay, bench warming for shovel ware titles it is meanwhile your whole family now knows who the movie cast are.
>>559681145>>559681302>Amyfags and Metalfags arguing over their importance in the films>Silverfags:https://youtu.be/P2Gr0jEAGnE?si=7xwKbgRLSGn21VYj&t=14
>>559681765>>559681765>>559681765
>>559681572Yeah they know who WADE is too, what's your point?
>>559681724kek I hope the untitled Universe film is just Shadow reuniting with the four and meeting Amy.
>>559681518Jet never had self-respect to lose
>>559681831They don't know your favorite in that 10GB folder of porn in your hardrive because they will never be relevant.
>>559681518>30 personalities Like everyone mishandled by Sonic Team?
>>559679331Hmoma is pure love
>>559663540>>559664270>>559664371Exactly. Also thanks for that screenshot, I've had it in mind for years but I didn't know how to find it
Guptill89 should make updated "top 10 hottest female sonic characters" 2026 edition with with new mobian hoes especially ones from idw
