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Kizuna when?
https://x.com/Miyaya_Miyako/status/2030509843245896000?s=20
>>559666385Too Chinese.
>>559666459
>>559667062Wish I had a number like that since mine was the pits.
>>559667062>2>222>2,222Do we have a 22 screenshot to complete the set?
the rape horse
Yayoi sho in 5
Quartz...
Silk stocks are up
>>559668806Eh, that was expected because they were training for satsuki and not at 100% for this
That was a great ride from Kawada for Basse Terre to win. More Kita sankus for the classics.
>>559670706All I'm reminded of is the short spark of hope I had for Sol after he won satsuki…
Kitasan too good.. meanwhile Quads gets another 3rd, he might be the ebayan of turf
Ohh sweet,Gaylight savings time has begun.
Not yet
>>559673060Really?
https://files.catbox.moe/cgcun4.mp4gotta ask. Where did this come from and who voiced it?
https://keiba.sponichi.co.jp/news/20260308s00004048283000cDanon Decile etc will fly to Dubai on the 18th
>>559675327>They're calling the bluff
>>559675327Danox really want that prize money
Y a h a g i
What am I doing wrong? I can't get her to A or S no matter how many runs I try.
>>559677396You gotta roll it on the inheritance event.
>>559677483I'm not even getting one, I even have a bunch of the dirt factor white genes and I can't ever get past C during a run. Not a single pink or meaningful white inherit (what the fuck is the point of the 1 and 2 star versions of them?).
>>559677369SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX
I want to fuck this apple
ugh... Pisa's soft breasts...
If this is UmaJP, why aren't you posting in Japanese?
カワイイ親子じゃ
>>559679001何ってたか、てめえ?特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは300人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか?考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。
>>559681021すぐに分かれる草
元に戻してくれ･･･
SEX
https://x.com/yblue_eternal/status/2030584695650660554マスバからの事情です。骨や腱などに異常なしと言って良かったですけど、何か心配です。
>>559685019マスバ怪我した?
>>559686383>大阪杯に向けた調整中、おととい6日(金)から左後肢の歩様にぎこちなさを呈す大阪杯はあと一ヶ月ぐらいで、骨折がなったら、たぶん大丈夫そうです
>>559688058どこかが言わないが、舐め回したい
>>559688385耳か
>>559679001Because that’s a very good way to get the jannies to go on a rampage.
ダッチ…俺、新しいシナリオのこともう飽きちゃったんだ…無人島戻りたい…
>>559691127他の人からもよく言われる。 悲しい!
知っていますか?ウマ娘は3つに分けられる
>>559691764Is it based on when they umapyoi their trainer?
>>559691764トレーナを襲う奴、トレーナを誘惑する奴、子供の時からマークする奴。この三つだ彼女はー確かにウマ娘だった。
あ。もうにげられない。
Pretty good ending.
>>559694530泣いた
>>559694530俺だ。俺はその帰る場所だ。
>>559692309>子供の時からマークする奴。にょぉぉぉぉ
>>559696445約束を守れ。
デカマイル...
>>559697032もうキロメートルやん?
>>559696872なんのことだ?私そんな記憶ありません
https://x.com/famitsu/status/2030599657433489807
来ました犬禁止マイル禁止
>>559677615The white factors are a lottery between all of them, relying on them for aptitudes is even less probable than pinks.But even having 18 pink of the same aptitude does not guarantee you will get an upgrade.
>>559697524もうそんな時期か
>>559677615That's just being unlucky.Not sure why you would even want to build a mutant Still with A/S dirt. C is more than enough to win races in a campaign if you're grinding for her title, and she would be completely unusable in actual pvp because her kit is tied to a skill that only activates on turf.
>>559677615your compatibility is probably really low. make sure you run all G1s (dirt included) on your parents
>>559664730never forgive kizuna for cucking them out of winning the derby
>>559697383
>>559681812>玉座
https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2030667182787715580
>>559671616DELET THIS LAITO NAO
>>559697032えっ!!
epiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hey, we got divegrass against /bag/ today in 2 hours or so https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
when da next pvp event at?
uma snuff don't open
>>559715097Excellent
>>559715717>CM Classic will be held on 3/22, Del Mar, 2200m, left, good, spring, sunny
A-AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Finally got my very first US
divegrass manager you better have marvelous sunday loaded up to play today
>>559715097Oh hey, we're actually on time for once. Starting in a few, get in.>>559722360The best you'll get is a chant.
>>559723271EVERY SONG SHOULD BE MARVELOUS SUNDAY ON SUNDAYSOPENING ANTHEMSCORING SONGVICTORY ANTHEMNOTHING LESS
>>559723476you had your chance to give input when maneja had the polls open...
>>559723476That's too much for an uma that's not even on the team.
>>559724081aieee...
>>559723476I would've accused you of being a globalbab, but I don't want drama when my footy is starting.
>>559724447can't a globalbab still enjoy some divegrass thoi was being hyperbolic of course
It's so over...
Is there ever a reason not to evolve a skill?
ULALA
ENTER
>>559725412Sometimes it adds more restrictions to distance/style but it's very uncommon. Kiseki is the extreme case.
We're so back?
KAICHOU!
WE ARE SO BACK
It's so over again...
No...
rigged
Uma sucks
...me every night and morning
>losing to /bag/
>losing to baggotsI am sorry for bringing such a shame to our general, I will kill myself immediately.
>>559728212Beautiful Seia
>>559728212>long ears, exposed pitsShe's honorary uma
I keep forgetting other teams have wacky courts because tokyo racecourse looks fairly normal and we always seem to play on it
Sorry for being sexy seia /uma/dacchis
THIS is my kitsune
favorite scenario live so far? UMA IN AMERICA is becoming one of my favorites but if I had to choose a single one it would probably still be Legend Changer
>>559732113The big Girls Legend U concert is just so peak
>>559732113i can only name one that i dislike which is the mecha uma one. can't even recall what was it called.
>>559732974yeah it's definitely up there for me and still holds a special place in my heart, I still try to get the big version whenever I do GL for a new uma training story to take in slowly
What do the shoes you get smell like, though?
>>559732113Legend changer and the onsen song are great, but Girls Legend U is at the top.
I absolutely adore these creatures
>>559739552breed...
>>559741914heh thanks for the breedable musume, giri no otousan
>>559732113>PicrelKEK how do you do that
>>559743235there's a few frames after the title that don't have the text, one could just shoop that part
How are my fellow dacchis making parents now? I really can't seem to make BC work for it. Way less SP than Onsen when I put in all the races.
>>559745914I concluded that onsen was for breeding and BC is for aces.
>>559721504congrats dacchi, I just got my first one as well
>>559746307is auto just too rarted to play BC properly?
>>559745914In my opinion you still want to parent train on BC for the American Dream skill factor so that you can discount it on your CM umas.Otherwise I think its fine for parent training.
>>559749012Tbh, while I don't get the same amount of hints at the end consistently, with my deck, I get about 7k consistently on auto, which allows to the skills I need anyway. It's still up to factor rerolling working your favor in the end.
So that's where she got it from.
https://x.com/famima_now/status/2030841004211994787
>>559755759Ohimba sex
I know some of these cards suck but I think I just suck at this scenario in general.
>>559756880Use double speed, not double wit
When's the next support card step up gacha?
>>55975877211th
>>559758949Thanks.
>>559756880With the cap increase, even double speed card sometimes fails to cap.
>>559742490I can't decide if I should be embarrassed that the in-laws can see the things I post about their uma daughter, or concerned by the possibility that the in-laws are also the ones sexoposting.
>>559759991Look at CB's parents, they definitely know what's going on between a trainer and his uma.
If I have to door another run because of a combination of Casino's ass not showing up before junior ends, or someone's rank not passing beyond the threshold for me to get 4-5-5 one more goddamn time, I'm going to flip a table.
https://files.catbox.moe/gzrs2a.mp4Massage happy ending Epipipi...
>>559763095wut
Ok. Next Career story. I'm pretty excited for this one.It's diachan time
I was liking too many uma stuff on twitter I got like muted for like an hourI just wanted to keep my algorithm locked to uma only
>>559760993Bro? Have you forgotten about a nearly guaranteed trigger for friend cards when you get their friendship high enough?
>>559763095>>559763359his catbox upload failed and he'll have to try again
>>559764421ofc I do that, that also factors back into the "not passing beyond the threshold for me to get 4-5-5" ordeal thoughand even when I do get Casino to a higher bond above blue, she's very inconsistent at least without being fully uncapped anyway
>>559763359>>559764698https://www.iwara.tv/video/4iZQNpZDw9PJgg/umamusumeMight as well post the source if the catbox provided is gonna act up.
>>559765693Holy shit there is so much umashiko on this site
Which one should I uncapForever Young 0 > 1Casino Drive 0 > 1Almond Eye 3 > 4
>>559765889Ai if you're in dire need of a generalist speed cardYanko if you wanna start working on this year's meta card.
https://idolhorse.com/horse-racing-news/umamusume/comment-we-dont-have-a-plan-racing-doesnt-know-what-to-do-with-umamusume/
>>559768369>He continued, “Definitely, we continue to connect with other third parties that can promote horse racing … Umamusume is an unbelievable phenomenon,” and said that he hoped such games might help the sport in the future. But as to why there is no current connection? “It is difficult.”
Aaaaand there goes my rights
>>559768369Make beginners guides for horse race betting and attendance??? Sell more Uma merch at race tracks??? Come on, there's so much they can do to get younglings hooked onto horse racing
>>559768369Absolute fucking retards at work here. They got the goose that lays golden eggs and are just content with watching it die of old age.>How do I reach theses keeds???
>>559768369That explains the lack of collabs over the years.
Is using the same 3 uma on father and mother side is the most optimal or is it a waste and we're supposed to gamble for 4 or 5 ults inheritance?
JP Twitter is butchering the jp baseball national team for their disrespect over the Emperor who was at their last game and man aren't their bringing up Demurone as a comparison
>>559773943That doesn't actually add anything more than what base compatibility actually gives, it's just a practice from early days for making parents efficiently. Going for multiple ults is better unless you want higher chance to get one of those grandparent ults by doubing the rolls
>>559774486What'd the baseball team do?
>>559774486>jp baseballHuh?
>>559768369I kinda get what JRA's thinking. Uma is kinda TOO successful and since Uma is an all age franchise, it have many young fans, maybe too young for Keiba. JRA doesn't want to be seen as promoting gambling to underages, and since Uma's boss also got horses in JRA, they're also trying to be as neutral as possible. It's not like JRA in a bad state right now so there's no need to risk anything. And I think there's so much overlap between keiba and current uma fandom in JP so a collab will probably make not much new fans. JRA will try to collab with other franchise to reach demographics unfamiliar to keiba though, like Hypnosis Mic.
https://x.com/mokaore_uma/status/2030841003423506760Imagine if he’s right.
WoooooooPuppet sex!!!
>>559768369As always, NAR is SOVL whilst Central dogs are soulless
>>559776649It's gonna be Loves alt for the upcoming CM.
>>559776649Surely not, at least, not this time. It's gotta be Pisa.
>>559776649うわあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
Private birthday party
>>559768369So the only thing stopping Uma Musume for adding Hong Kong scenario, Uma Golden Sixty, Romawo, KYR is the usual JP superiority complex towards other asians. Or maybe since HK people understood the marketing power of anime unlike those old fucks in anglo countries, they demanded Cygames so much money or something.
>>559776649
>>559768369Its kind of unbelievable that they dont even do ANY kind of Uma tie in at the JRA merch stores. Not even laminated character print outs next to the actual merch like at Animate. Just nothing.
>>559778541Spe might officially lose her FotF status at this rate.
>>559778810Yanko will be the face of Uma Musume as a whole. Spe will still be the face of Pretty Derby. Just like Golshi is the face of Pakatube.
>>559779295This artist keeps drawing the same thing with different characters
>>559777743healing pyoi
>>559777743It's 100% Pisa. One of the biggest hint id that the next Winning Live will include her solo.
There are too many umas I want right now. I only have one spark. This new batch is too powerful.
>>559774994Ohtani went 0-3
Are you ready to be saved?
>>559781674Not to hurt you dacchi but the victoire pic in question is one where she's rejecting her trainer
>>559781723Setting sensible boundaries with your trainee is a form of saving in this age of himbas.
>>559781872UNACCEPTABLE.
>>559781872I prefer himbas over trannies.
>>559777743Rightwing wins again.
>>559782505Is this part of her keikaku?
>>559782597Yes, the Uma Impregnation Project is proceeding ahead of schedule.
>>559783160I take it the trainer was agreeable?
>>559783274He didn't have much of a choice. When I reminded him that Rulership had broken into his dorm to cry for the fifth time this week (it's a Tuesday), the trainer was so willing he was almost as pathetic as the trainee.
>>559783889This estrous cycle... The umapyoing is intensifying to the point where Tazuna might not be able to contain it.
>>559784113Why contain it? Let it spill over into the trainer dormitories, let the condoms gather dust in their packaging.In the end, the URA will beg us for the new generation of super racists under our control.
>Yanko wants SakaiT to stay with her in Dubai post Saudi Cup>Can't because SakaiT will be busy back in JP and leave Yanko behind>Shit happens>Now SakaiT can't come to Dubai to accompany Yanko for DWC>Yanko reluctantly paired with some LocalT>SakaiT can't do anything but watch Yanko either reaches new height, or get ruined by other T
>>559786006>SakaiT can't do anything but watch Yanko either reaches new height, or get ruined by other THe'll just hang out with Lemon Pop or Double Heart Bond instead.
>>559786006>We just got word from our informant in Dubai. Operation ARABIAN NIGHTS is a go.The "package" must be delivered to Forever Young at all costs. The Cygames bloodline is counting on it.>Rules of engagement, sir?>Ningen expendable.
>>559786006there's still time right? race is until the 28th, things will hopefully stabilize soonimagine if ebayan was released after this year, and this got into the campaign. horse's life has enough drama to fill a movie already
>>559787530They're already sending over Decile and the rest right? I don't see Sakai not making it, unless they jumped the gun and already booked him for some other hors.
i need SEX with mares
>>559779384artist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N45r9gekXQgI hope you dacchis are preparing for the next 技能試験 in 4 or so months. it will get even more competitive as people will be prepared this time
>>559777542>やめて!トランに部屋に閉じ込められて闇のゲームなんてしたらトレちゃんの精神は燃え尽きちゃう!>お願い、耐えてトレちゃん!>今ここで倒れたら、アキュ姉さんやファル子との約束はどうなっちゃうの? >心は耐えてる。ここを耐えればなんとかなるんだから!>次回「トレ果てる」デュエルスタンバイ!https://x.com/hisagi_dog/status/2030994511770579167
>official BC cup>Ebayan next to SundaymanThat's cute
>>559795101That's actually a really good design.
I want to pound this apple into mush.
>>559795101neatare there any winners directly descended from the Byerley Turk?I know Tiznow and Skywalker are from the Godolphin Arabian
>>559790267>>559791426sex sex sex
is anon still working on that retired meiba tour guide?
>>559797029Byerley Turk: ArcanguesGodolphin Barb: Skywalker, TiznowDarley Arabian: Everyone else
>>559795101holy shit THE breeders cup cup
nyoooo stop charming me and stealing me away from my tantou uma.....
https://litter.catbox.moe/dzd51o.jpg
>>559798862Nyes. But work's kicking my ass right now, so we'll see when I can at least finish up a rough draft.It should still be done within this month.
>>559799947got it, thanks and good luck with work
>>559799867Sugoi
>>559799867>can't talk when her real mouth is fulleroi....
Marche is probably my favourite of the newmas. They all seem interesting, but it's Marche > Epi > Rulership > Rose Kingdom> Pisa > Logotype >>> Ebayan for me.
>>559802371Your post has been logged and you account scheduled for deletion.Have an umatacular day.
>>559802743OH NY
>>559802371she's gonna call daddy to sabotage your torena career and blacklist you from chuuou for that unless you let her raep you now
>>559802371Marche is also my favorite but I don't get the Ebayan hate, I'd put her right behind Marche & Pisa
>>559803420Hate?
>>559803798Generally if somebody uses multiple > for emphasis at the end of a ranking I would take that as hate.
>>559803420I don't hate her, she's just not as interesting as the rest. The whole thing with her being an innovator/leader is still pretty eh to me, so I'll wait until we know more about her - but, so far from her support card events and anniversary events, she just seems a bit too perfect.
Happy birthday to every single umas that had birthday today
Eins, zwei, drei, die beste Partei und Vier, fünf, sechs, der beste Konnex mitSieben, acht, der Warszawa-Pakt undNeun, dein besten Freund!
>>559807116Her trainer will be a tsukkomi to Epipipipi's boke.
>>559807116How likely is a surprise Kizuna drop before Logotype and Epi's campaign?
Happy birthday Ai-chan!
>>559760993>>559765198I don't even get how you can reach 4-5-5 without super perfect RNG, I only occasionally can hit that mark
>>559809194Lmoa
>>559807116they're making RTTT style anime with their gen. kizuna will be the mc so she'd show up last just like NTR.
i forgor about the DST time change again....
>>559795101What goes in the breeder's cup?
>>559732113Everlasting Beats is the most kino.Needs more vocals.
>>559817516
WILD GIRLS NEVER LOSE ITWILD GIRLS NEVER CHOSE THIS WAY WILD GIRLS NEVER CLOSE YOUR EYESWILD GIRLLLSALWAAAYYYSWILD GIRLS
>>559821624tactochan....your slut granny.....
Happy Birthday Biwa
>>559810752Oh joyI can't wait for more yurislop
>>559810752that would be the stupidest shit ever, kizuna only ran in the derby and logo didn't run in kikkasho
>>559817516I assume something that’s used for breeding.
>>559834228
>>559834228>>559834454>slop
>>559837703It’s not though?https://x.com/magburubon/status/2031139936091734270
>>559837703The slop machine is working, anon. You've stopped being able to tell which is AI and which is not.
>>559838705But that's certainly Ai-chan...
>>559838057>>559838705look closer at her necklace and the metal bits on her skirt
>>559840526>https://x.com/magburubon/status/2031139936091734270So you're saying this guy is an AI prompter masquerading as an artist?
>>559840682yeah
Is there an in-universe reason on why the BC Filly and Mare is named that?
>>559768369Saw a thread on xeets, but the TL;DR arguments are>in JP, uma fanbase doesn't affect betting revenues that much>in overseas, the uma model doesn't fit because there's not much story driven approach compared with JP>plus, they're losing to other forms of gambling (fantasy league in football etc)I remember after global was released, there was huge spike of attendance at Santa Anita but the betting turnover didn't increase as much. I do think uma would benefit from spreading to HK scene, but the chinks won't like that.
>>559789553>thinking I will be spending that kind of time on this gamerumao
Ai is still (somehow) the normal Triple Tiara hors.
>>559841309Issue in america is that horse racing is only seen as a form of gambling to the general public and not an actual sportIf you turn that perception around then its the perfect level of autism that gets sportsfags buying fuckloads of merch for no discernable purpose and buying astronomically pricy tickets to attend eventsAlso yeah attendance is still higher at tracks across the US since globals release but if they dont capitalize on it its gonna slip
>>559842013Horse racing in the US feels like it coasted entirely on the fact that it was the only legalized form of gambling in most of the country for decades, has done nothing to address image and corruption issues, the stigma around horse betting and animal rights issues in general, and the people with a vested interest are so out of touch and up their own assholes that they have no idea how to adapt or leverage the remarkable PR boon that has landed in their lap.
>>559842349>animal rights issues in generalI mean the animal rights thing isnt as bad as it used to be, burgers love their horses and provide top of the line care for them.Its not the 1940's anymore afterall, and as long as they show off the animals being cared for that nips that at the bud.But yeah the primary issue is the gambling and corruption stigma, US horse racing simply fucking sucks at advertising itself.Maybe get the fucking JRA to help out or something because american horse racing is gonna die out if they keep sniffing their own farts.
>cornered by the autistic family
>>559842643I think what he meant by animal rights was not just the deliberate care and well-being of the horses being taken more seriously, but more so talking about the folks that watched shit like Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron and think horse racing is inherently abusive. Kinda like that PETA shit with Suzuka some months back.
>>559843153Yeah, this.The animal rights people are just so much more effective in spreading their message and ideas.
>>559843285>>559843480I guess but nobody even amongst the more fringe circles of animal rights activists take PETA seriouslyAs long as you show the horses being well cared for both during and after their careers which is in no way an issue then most normal humans wont take issue with it.God knows there are plenty of ranches in the states that would take great care of the horses afterall.
>mlb ebayan>1* casinoGive me your honest opinion, as a new player, should I do another spark here for the SSR selector? I could use 2 SSR shards on the meta card. Yes, I'm well aware I kinda shot myself on the foot by mlbing ebayan with the first selector
>>559847443As a general rule, you don't really need to MLB scenario cards because you're mostly using them for the scenario bonus and date events, so you don't need to do another spark.
>>559847443If you've already blew your load and mlb'd, then you only stand to lose rolling more.Besides, MLB Ebayan is more important for this scenario and will be in your deck for a much longer time.
tfw your question was so retarded nobody even considered it was about ticketing a non-rateup card
>>559848140It's not THAT stupid if you were close to sparking since there are some good cards in there. It's just not worth it if you were doing it from scratch.
>>559842013>>559842349>>559842643horse racing used to be a real sport. native dancer was a household name. so was secretariat. seabiscuit (no shit). the triple crown was one of the biggest events in sports. we had the culture japan has, it didn't used to be nothing more than a legal way to gamble. all of those horses are very old, of course. it stopped being a sport once the new money that moved into the highest levels of the sport stopped treating it as one. when the top level started breeding horses for auction value instead of health, started racing them for personal profit instead of sport, and started treating them as financial instruments instead of athletes, that is when it ended. say what you will about "rich old men" but those barons were the soul of the sport. they knew a horse was an animal.not that this represents everyone in racing. almost everyone in racing does care. and with the industry being what it is, it's hard not to. and things really have been getting better, for a long time in fact, as regulators finally move their fucking legs, inch by inch. it's the people at the top who don't, or who didn't, that ruin it for the public. all of the inexplicably unpunished high profile serial-doping trainers who, if a single molecule in their body cared, it would probably be enough to force them to commit public suicide for the good of the sport, and the commercial breeders who thought barrel-chested toothpick-legged bleeders incapable of training without a cocktail of drugs in their systems would be good for business.
>>559848140What the other guy said, it's just not worth it when you're only ten rolls in.
https://x.com/christo68914587/status/2031190698440142971
>>559848140Its moreso the fact that you already have the better rate-up card at max limit break.You only stand to lose from investing more into this banner.
>>559850254I will NEVER be a 5'5 frenchman
>>559848337of course it didn't help that the triple-threat of football, soccer and basketball took baseball's and horseracing's lunch money and buried them in the ground
>>559850254>my queen>Aitore in game calls Ai his princessCute
>>559850254
>>559851560TIME FOR A POKEMON BATTLE
>>559843713It's hard to break years of stigma without concerted effort by the entire industry and sports, especially in a massive country like the US. People involved in the sport knows that most horses are treated like royalty, but the general public wouldn't and they're not going to go out of their way to research how racehorses are treated.
Ah, welp. At least that buys some time.
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2031203727936467042
>>559852436>>559852530Oh thank God. I can finally save up again until Pisa.
>>559852530Really leaning hard into the yuri now huh
>not PisaYou can't do this to me. I need to roll
>>559852753
>>559852808Trust the plan, she's coming after this.
>>559852753>海外レースUh...
>>559852787>yurithey're just childhoodfriends
>>559852841Okay thats like a super cute card
>>559852753>>559852898>海外We may get a new international scenario every year at this rate.
>>559852841>Wearing their floral garlandsPeak (as in cap) card right here
>>559852905Yeah, WE know thatbut that doesn't stop twitter from floating that shit onto my tl from time to time
>>559852436>>559852530>>559852753Will spark in any case
Uhhh yeah there goes Orfevre's spot from the CM team....
>>559853112Desu if my uncle was Cygames' owner, I would have written 米国 instead
>>559853379Do what I do, I never like anything uma-related that is in English (even if the fanart is really good). I only like and follow japanese stuff.My timeline is very clean, I don't see these yuri vs toreuma global infighting. I know because I have a 2nd account mostly for porn stuff and I see these shitposts often.
>>559853379Just ignore them, they're all faggots on PREP anyways. Not like they are the exemplars of mental stability
>>559852753Wow she really did get an alt before Bouquet even released...
>>559853941Now watch Chrono and Gran also get theirs alts before Bouquet is playable
>>559854030Watch as Bouquet becomes the 2 star of 6th anni.
>>559852530Still thinking that Pisa is the one supposed to be released this time. She got her solo song coming out this month. Loves alt and Marche supoka is supposed to be released near CM.They swapped the schedule, and rightfully so, due to escalating war in Dubai, and I've seen many keiba fans tweeting their distaste to horse owners that is still sending their horses to Dubai.
>>559854349Yeah it feels like a hard swap this time. It could have been the dubai situation, but it does prove they have the alts and newmas ready in uma-support blocks at least 2 months ahead.
I really don't think it's a swap. They've been doing the whole "alt gets shown in the game before it's released then released in the gacha immediately after" for like half a year already. Yeah it's a scenario this time, rather than the story events, but it still doesn't seem that far fetched for them to do it.
>>559854696Because for the last 5 years, it's been 2 newmas right after the anni, even with the scenario alts coming in April for 3rd (UAF) and 4th (Legends) years.Granted, maybe management wanted to shake expectations up so there's no patternfagging. Still feels off considering they did it for 4.5 as well.
>>559852787>>559852905>>559853379The funny thing is, uma yuri vs selfinsert war on xitter is only happened after global's release. Previously english speaking yurifags and selfinsertfags in uma community will simply ignore the other side instead of starting the culture war bullshit. I know because sometimes toreuma artist draw a yuri artwork and sometimes yuri artists draw toreuma, and I don't see anyone ever complaining.This does not applies to /umajp/ though because we have those insecure schizos even before global.
>>559854919This alt is a specialist for the next CM that will be run once and never again like Arc. The past couple of years were Derby specialists but the Derby CM is usually in June so the release could be delayed.
There is nothing wrong with yuri. It's cute. Mentally ill western left and right wing politics have completely destroyed yuri.
>>559856103yuri is shit and you yuriniggers have always been obnoxious faggots
>>559856186>yuriniggers have always been obnoxious faggotsSo are you
I'm running out of new cards and it says most is just "Young"...
>>559856186You can tell someone is only very recently into anime if they have this take. I blame covid.
>>559856483madoka came out in 2011, retard
>>559856626
There's two types of yuri in anime, yuri bait and real yuri.In most of the media, it's just yuri bait which encompases all the omnipandering franchises. Real yuri is thin nowadays and the young post-LGBT crowd isn't even into or know about these...
>>559856824I can tell you haven't watched anime nor read manga in at least a decade
>>559856912That's you
>>559856912I bet you think lyroreco is yuri, not yuribait
>>559857063lycoreco was trash, that has nothing to do with my post
>>559856824>yuri bait vs real yuriIt's a truth nuke that even makes post 2010s anime newfags mad
>>559854586and if the situation is not getting better, the next newma probably will be Lucky Lilac. Pisa already lost so much timing value for not releasing tomorrow on 3/11 (2011 Japan Tsunami day) anyway.
>>559855981I don't think so. I'm half expecting at least 1-2 international CMs a year if they keep expanding the field like this, otherwise it feels like pointless gimmick data.
>>559856448>Core 2kGodspeed, I believe this will help you, as it did for me, but I also hope you have the endurance to make a routine for yourself, something I couldn't do.I took to immersion learning after 4 months of memorization of the radicals themselves
>>559857497All the guides say I don't need to learn radicals but as soon as I'm deep into this I noticed some kanji radicals does imply meaning to the word itself so I wanna start learning it too
>>559857497What do you use to learn radicals?
I just want my BOP...
>>559857605when people say that, i think they're trying to avoid the frustration people can develop while being forced to learn things that "aren't even real words". but as long as if you're not a mouthbreather with zero pattern recognition "knowing radicals" is actually pretty nice in establishing useful context to the thousands of kanji you've never seen before let alone know the meanings of
>>559857605>>559857957Different anon but once I used Kanjidamage for that. Won't recommend it in isolation but it worked.
You know what would be fun?Anki deck but it's all keiba terms and quotes.
>>559857605Learning kanji radicals is kinda like learning Latin. You get to know the base component of so many words and it becomes really handy as you start reading more advance stuff that use rarer kanjis.
>>559857957I lost the deck unfortunately, but it was a deck that helped me understand the meaning of a given kana being used in a word, and it having relevance to whatever kanji it was attached to and how you would read it.>e.g. 田/Ta = rice field, 葉/Ba = Leaf, Needle, 具/Gu = tool, armor etc.
>>559857456the pink skills are designed around del mar and wouldn't be as good in a theoretical meidan or sha tin event
>>559852530>Every JP tweet is either talking about the irl horse references or just excited for the alt/support>Every English tweet is just yuriHow do I stop being a schizo and stop caring about stupid shit like this
>>559860072Log off
>>559860141But I don't wanna.
>>559859419I was thinking more along the lines of 1-2 international CMs across Longchamp, Del Mar, (& maybe) Meidan and Sha Tin. Possibly even Churchill Downs if they really go through a US Triple Crown.
>>559855254as a bigtime SICKO I enjoy artists like pic related who do both this and toreuma art
>>559855254Is there really a "war" going on or is it just two loud minorities harassing each other? I don't see much shitflinging when seeing Uma stuff on xitter, especially compared to Hoyo shit.
>>559863660Its a full on war with ever shifting battle lines, leaders, and tactics being used to harass each side
>>559863724Which Uma's are leading the charge? I wanna be taken as a pow
>>559856630Proving his point.
>>559860072Do this >>559853728
Comfy
>>559856824YuribaitClose friendship with female x female main pairing, this kind of "yuri" tend to be more popular than actual yuri>Uma anime>Love Live>Bandori>Madoka>Lycoris>Hibike EuphoniumReal yuriEither published by yuri publishers or have female x female as main pairing and they kissed on screen>Sakura Trick>Citrus>Watanare>Bloom into You>Adachi to ShimamuraThen there's another situation like the newly released Cosmic Princess Kaguya, it's not tagged as yuri, and they don't kiss on screen. However you'd be crazy if you don't think they're not in love with each other, they also get married in the end (novel). But some people will argue that this is still not yuri because no kissing no yuri tag etc.
I bet that guy had a melty when he saw Creek and her trainer in CG.
>>559864246I see them going two ways with her image song.>inheriting a traditional crafthttps://youtu.be/ZXN8_JQIhIU>comfy Japanese wifehttps://youtu.be/IStd1QcoHAYThe final song will probably have elements of both.
>>559802139aieeee Marche is seducing me with her big watermelons!!!
>>559864720this, which is why schizos going full mentally retarded.
Funny thing is I've seen yurifags and heterofags post in harmony in the /lesbians getting dicked/ thread on /h/ of all places.
>>559864246Artist pls?
>>559865638https://x.com/yosiaki_ML/status/2031166524028072068?s=20
Aren't most of the newly released uma's paired with the trainer? I don't even know who the last pure yuri bait character was.
>>559863660It's a full on war between two retard camps that don't even play the game. The most famous one is probably that mentally ill femoid owner of the unofficial umacord who posed as a Cygames employee just to take down UmaxTore artists(and it worked)
>>559857456No. There will only be international CMs during international scenarios. Were you not here during L'Arc? There was only ONE singular CM for that scenario.
>Timeline flooded with Ai-chanWe are so back
>>559865971Who did she take down?
>>559864246She fits the "plain girl in class that I can't help but drawn into" trope, probably no one notice how cute she actually is
>tfw Chrono is now free from potential shipping war thanks to Marche>>559865971If you're talking about that kpop trainer drama then i don't mind it all his toreuma shit is cringe as fuck
>>559866537"kpop" trainer...?
>>559866503Some globalbab artist that was making McQueen x Male Trainer(with occasional umanko)
>>559866806This?
>>559866427Same, it's great.
>>559866989Now I see why the other anon called him a kpop trainer
>>559865971Shit was made back in November, I don't really see stuff like that now thankfully. I just want everyone to get along.
>>559867229Tourists fucked off, algorithms started separating global with jp, so unless you actively like globalposting you won't see it anymore.
>>559866537wtf are you talking about retard?
https://x.com/TakahashiMisora/status/2031251338013839468?s=20
>>559865585SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>559866806so nothing of value was lost since that spic artist was a mentally ill retard who went on a meltdown rant, rumao
Since elmo posted the source code for the twitter algorithm someone has done an analysis on it. Basically just keep on liking, following, reading replies and quotes of stuff you want to see more. Never interact, DO NOT CLICK on posts you never wanna see again, do not get baited into doing so or the algo will think you're interested in that topic. As the other anon said, the algorithm separates global and jp uma stuff quite well so as long as you never interact to global stuff it will never suggest you one. Looking at the "Following" tab only makes things worse since you'll be looking at things whatever you're following retweets or posts so unless you're following an uma-only account, your algo will get strays.
>>559860072wwwwwwwwww Nani The Fuck Is Global Posting Real Kusa Niger Just Run Away From The Post Like Niger Close Your Tab
>>559866718>>559867337That one Wuwa artist which followers are mostly from already toxic chinese gacha fandom. I say KPOP trainer because his trainer is so blatantly self insert (imagine kpop idol but buff), the one that got dmca'd (fake) was a drawing of that kpop trainer with McQueen. He still draw Uma tho the latest one is R18 but idk where he post them.
>>559867971I do this and my timeline is just japanese uma and keiba content and whatever elon decides to push
>>559867971I actually on get seiyuu accounts in my Following tab, which is fine by me.
>>559867971It's hard man. Some of the global artists draw really good stuff. Although, I guess I curated my timeline well enough that I only see art posts from the global side of things.Now if only youtube would stop recommending me clickbait thumbnail global uma videos. It's even worse when they start recommending blatantly rage bait video about keiba.
>>559868420The same rule applies on basically all these platforms, you're inevitably going to run into things on your feed that you won't want to see a second time, just the nature of accounts mingling and engaging with a specific post that's designated to a specific topic.I exclusively watch Pakatube and jp vids, but I'll occasionally get the retarded 'Mambo' or global post here and there, I just hit "don't show me again", rinse and repeat.
>>559867971You can "fix" the For You tab by going here and unticking the things you're not interested in. You can also go even further by going into the Explore Settings tab and picking Japan. That's how I keep my feed all Plamo, Keiba, Idols and Uma.
Kitatatatata...
>>559865083I'm so sad that Digitan has to sing in character. Arakane no Utsuwa is pure kino.
How for (you) is Almond Eye?
>>559869647She shifted her entire life goal from just winning to winning for/with (You).
>>559869647SiL tier without the toxicity. Literally a match made in heaven. 100% would get married shortly after graduation/retirement,
>>559869647She will break into your dorm Golshi style had she not have decorum. Luckily, she hasPlease consider your options before proceeding any further
>>559867971Yeah it's insane, a single like is enough to ruin your whole algo. A few days ago I liked an uma art, and just because the artist was a slav half of my feed turned into /pol/.
>>559869912Hey, she didn't break into your dorm. She just broke into the trainers dorm and then called for you outside of your room. She didn't step foot into your room once.
>>559869647Extremely
>>559870248The intent was there, she simply did not take the route most umas wouldBut that intent was definitely there
>>559869647>Approved by Pandora>Indirectly approved by Rhein Kraft via her butterfly>Her theme songForever Young's career would be outright porn if she had to top this
>>559869795Trainer if he had WhatsApp>Ai: I NEED cock Trainer (99+)>Golshi: Rijicho has 121 BILLION jims, the population of Tracen...>Rijicho: If your bond with me is lower than green, Fucking KILL YOURSELF
>>559870436She doesn't have toShe will simply gaslight the entire Tracen THEN the entire uma Japan that you're going out with the intention to marry after she retires
>>559868357I do too
>>559870509Yeah that checks out.
>>559870436Also approved by Rudolf
>>559870436>Forever Young good end would be Trainer walking down the aisle to marry her, in sickness and health, till death do them part.
Please please please have yanko's tore be autistic as fuck
Buena still hasn't been topped btw
Buena had to preorder, she was not playing a fair game
Love is war, and all is fair.
>>559870707Honestly, the only Trainer-Uma relationship Rudolf wouldn't approve of is probably SiL's. She'll support literally anything as long as it makes umakind happy.
>>559870436Even her friends know
Does Vive le gold work on Uniques (i.e. Almond Eye's Peerless Heroine)
>>559870961Bue would absolutely love getting topped by onii-chan tho.
Babu hors are so fucking adorable bros.
>>559871458
What's with all the abundance of Almond eye love I've been seeing everywhere?
>>559872408Birthday
>>559872408It’s her birthday
>>559872408Birthday Stripper
Post the first thing on your twitter feed NOW.
>>559873543https://x.com/yuukikana_0u0/status/2029126670901494146?s=20
>>559873543>faggots calling new Miku design AI slop>new shanimasu outfits>WBC stuffs
>>559873543https://x.com/tomozawa1022/status/2031207092372254998
>>559873543https://x.com/Sludge_dobome/status/2031197257803206733
>>559853728I just saw some fucking stupid mongoloid saying that uma has no lore as a way to justify only talking about headcannons and yuriI will do as you say and only interact with Japanese and Spanish uma posts to clean my timeline. Can't wait for all these trannies to hang themselves already
>>559873543
>>559873543https://x.com/kaniitama/status/2030768644217835557
Damn it anon, I didn't need to know that those kinds of """people""" and assorted tourists draw themselves around Mamechin today. Keep that shit to twitter.
>>559875561It's unfortunate that the globalfags latched to Mamechin just because she got popular. Now they just twist her to be whatever they need to push their agenda.
>>559874671This kind of shit wouldn't be so annoying if they weren't so obnoxious about it, doesn't even matter whether it's yuri or not. I chock this behavior up to immaturity.
>>559865509Generally it's really hard to get along with yurifags. It's honestly easier to get along with fujos somehow
>>559873543My feed is entirely applesActually I was getting a lot of Crown yesterday, way more than the other bday girls
>>559873543https://x.com/wasabigoro/status/2031015289622782180I don't even know the context of this.
>>559873543https://x.com/5ma5han/status/2031028838856331336
>>559876489>>559876481>>559874671I think the big difference is that yuri has never been told to fuck off to their own spaces like yaoi has, so there's a lot of defensiveness and indignation about being told you're not interested.
While we're on the topic of yuri. I'm kinda surprised how hard the game pushes Kris S x Cesario. I don't mind since it's cute, especially now that Epipipi is in the game, but I just didn't think they'd go that hard for named characters.>>559876489I'm a scanlator and I've been consistently harassed by two or three yurifags for the past 13 fucking years for saying I don't do yuri manga. I didn't even say I hate yuri, just that I had no interest in translating a yuri series. It's genuine mental illness.
>>559874671You guys remember that one yuri artist who tried to ship Rudolf and Teio while getting angry at people drawing them as a family?
>>559878261This prosecuted attitude has grown into a sort of complex with many of them.Many times I've observed yurifags externalizing all dissent/criticism to a single "[insert name]schizo".Ironically, it only feeds into further negative rep for yurifags from people who would otherwise be neutral. This is most apparent in yuribait shows, where there is likely to be a significant portion of anons who don't have the yurigoggles on.
>>559873543https://x.com/floralcanon/status/2031299252253765722
>>559878567I tend to disregard those bits when the uma is for you in their own stuff
>>559878567It's funny since they also do the same with Cesario x Tore(along with a wedding alt).Money i guess
Globalbab here, did non nips playerbase in JP go straight into keibafags?
>>559878567Deep not being in this game caused Cygays to push those two hard.
>had to spark Loves last time>probably going to have to spark her again after getting Ai in 10AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Kris S with no Deep.Epi with no Contrail.It's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>559866764I love this image so much.
>>559878567STALKER?
>>559866764d-dare..?
>>559879543I hope Phonehead is out in time for Tacto...
>>559873543i exclusively only browse on "following" tab. it's comfy
>>559877672>he doesn’t know about the colonies of Vcreatures living in his home
>>559878791100% this. I really went from feeling neutral on the topic to avoiding it just because of yuri fans
>>559879282Bridesario set such a high bar last year that this year’s will have to be absurd to top that.
>>559881113Wait,rlly?
>>559881878Yeah wedding Cesario is pretty fucking for (You), though Cesario outside of events/main story is already pretty Torelove heavy.If there's one thing Cygays knows how to do it's omnipandering.
>>559880424That's (Us)
>>559879379Not right away. It took like a year or so before the jp side became keiba central.It'll probably take longer for you guys since most keiba materials are in Japanese.
>>559878567> kinda surprised how hard the game pushes Kris S x Cesario. Do they now? Aside from like their one meeting at the church it really doesn’t seem like they do much with the two. Hell, the dress event which fags love to spam screenshots of literally has no voiced lines for Cesario
>>559881113>this year’s will have to be absurd to top that.They keep raising the bar somehow, so imagine if they drop a wedding SiL or wedding Buena, each with their own 存在しない記憶 married life with kids.
>>559883082https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBI6myFctY8There's stuff like this, and any home screen conversations with the two of them always have Cesario doting over Kris S. I think that's a pretty hard push, especially when you compare it to any other "pairing" based on real breeding history.
>>559883670
>>559883670Is there a canon image of Kyumaru? Every artists I've seen are using this same design.
>>559881878The two basically pledge themselves to each other for the rest of their lives on a beach and then Cesario calls (You) by name directly.
>>559883938It appears in the background of one of her character episodes.
>>559884213Fuck. Now I have to check.
>>559884131This is one of the random events on her bride alt right? I’ll have to check that out.
>>559884370I’m pretty sure it always triggers, but yes it’s one of the outfit events.
>>559873543https://x.com/MC_TAKA23/status/2031291313635864964
I think whoever is going to beat Bue in ToreUma necessarily has to become the third member of the exclusive >calls (You) by nameclub.
>>559874608This shouldn't have made me laugh this hard.
>>559873543https://x.com/spangenberg_/status/2030846755760373799Oh, is this what the baseball anon was talking about?
>>559878567I kinda hate when they try to play both sides with one character. Having her be heavily for (you) but then sprinkling in Kris S shipping makes it kinds annoying and also causes slight fan discourse. Thankfully, this ain't Hoyo so the discourse isn't a bloodbath.
>>559885304On the other hand, I’ve seen a bunch of sperg outs already since Ai basically doesn’t interact with Kitasan at all.
>>559885119The left pic wouldn't have been so bad, if not for the fact that the Emperor attended the game, like the first baseball game after 60 some years. They were also held scoreless after 6 against the 'roos.
>>559885304>Thankfully, this ain't Hoyo so the discourse isn't a bloodbath.Honestly it’s starting to feel like uma musume is becoming a second genshit on normiesites.
>>559885304I just see it as different timelines, like how main story Cesario isn't the same as normal campaign Cesario. Nyu's campaign support that stance anyway since she talked about the various timelines the Nyu collective experienced while trying to find {Demuro).The only in-campaign serious omnipandering I can remember right now is Stay Gold and Oriental Art, but even that is kinda one sided since Stay Gold only seem to care about her but not romantically unlike Art.
>Narukami in 2400mThat's quite a jump, no?
>>559885397That's just a case of people getting mad that their fanon isn't validated like me and Dream Journey.
>>559885523>like the first baseball game after 60 some years.No shit? I guess I shouldn't be surprised since baseball is a "modern" sport unlike sumo or keiba. I'm surprised that didn't make the news.
>>559885709Is it though? It's getting popular for sure, but I don't see people attacking each other over art of ships they don't like or big tweets shitting on certain fans like I do with Hoyo. At most I see like 2 accounts with 2 likes fighting. Seems like both Umatore and Yuri accounts are Just blocking eachother now.
>>559886204https://www.mlb.com/news/japan-emperor-attends-2026-world-baseball-classic-gameThe last game before that, Sanrizuka struggle against NRT airport construction just started couple months prior.
>>559885709No way uma is still that popular.
>>559886852I've been seeing more uma cosplays then any other series lately. That was until a couple of days ago when there was a storm of Mikus. Strangest duo I've seen was this black couple that dressed as Fukukitaru and thin Mirako. That wasn't even during the airing of the Pocket movie here stateside.
I think it’s very offensive to classify Mirakos as Thin Mirako and Fat Mirako.I think we should do better as a people of being more understanding and empathetic to the struggles some Mirakos face.
How many Speed Grooves is enough to be good?
I was worried when I saw Marche was speed, but it’s a smelly dirt card and my dirt is already hopeless.
Dork
>>559888303Shut up and get in the pool, fatass.
>>559886687>Baseball>1959, 1966, 2026>Keiba>2005, 2012, 2023Guess I was wrong about modern sport stuff. Didn't know the Emperor coming to watch Tennosho was a recent thing.
>>559887363Might just be people chasing trends? I don't think that's a good indication of long term staying power.
Seeing how well Screen Hero is as a sire despite only winning one G1 by a longshot, I Wonder how many potential great sires out there that were never given a chance because they never won G1.
>>559892078pubo...
>>559892078Probably more than we can count. Imagine how different history would be if Stay Gold never won the Vase and he never got to breed.
This is why there should be a stricter cap on how many mares a horse can cover in a season, just to force owners to try out more combinations and pairings.
>>559857240You say that as if the 2010s wasn't full of delusional people falling for yuribait slop
Babs.
You fucking psychopath, just let Lala have this one thing.
>>559867971There's a bunch of globalposting on my feed, but they're all just memes or torena x uma ships. Funny how every bit of yuritroonshit I’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing comes from this general.
Cute little 'xina.
Forever sex.
>>559874608Korean male character design
https://youtu.be/k_aV70XVb84?si=WPzVZYUg3zoCblfVCan’t stop laughing at this
What triggered the anti-yuri schizo this time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIWKEZDlPU0Official uma cover album series onegai.......
>>559896789That’s right. All the previous posts? All me.
>>559896707Rumao.
>>559897073So true, "me"
>>559897073"We" are "one"
>>559896707SiL's scenario was perfect.
Still no new alt for Silence Suzuka since her summer alt like 4 years ago. Instead they give alts to literal whos. Im glad this game is dying.
>>559898026Suzuka would've had a second alt by now if THAT never happened.
>>559879379I was only here for cow udder umas and game at first, after I watched Gen '22, I just took to itI also lived near a horse club for a couple months since my house flooded, which was also around the time I started playing, and I used to go to Smash Bros. locals that were held at a racetrack.
>>559898026Well, Marinka is still being Marinka. Can't blame Cygames for being hesitant. Same for bipolar Dasca.
>>55987937921st Gen did a number on us.
>>559880485this is what I did before the cancer levels on that shithole just got too high, I had an extension that helped force the home feed to only Following which is the only way to have even a semblance of sanity. tbdesu even much longer ago before the sale I still fucking hated having a feed of shit I didn't specifically ask to follow or see and would never tolerate being switched back to For You
>>559879379>Do Deuce and Nox>Pan's bignig runs & dead heat G1>Liberty Island sagaIt just so happened to be a peak in keiba.
>>559898592That's retarded. Fans shouldnt have to suffer because the VA has worms for brains.
>>559879379>cytube streams of G1s kept getting posted here>one day decide to finally see what one is like>had one where I nearly guessed the trifecta>fastforward a couple years>I am in Tokyo Keibajou in person seething that my bet lost by a nose and hope that the JRA appreciates my now-donation of 20k yen
>>559899320It’s 100% more because Cygays isn’t trying to flood with second alts when there’s still an army of newer umas without a single alt yet, and seemingly pick at random when someone gets a second alt unless they’re in the shill club like Teio and Kita.
>>559898592I doubt that's the reason we don't have a second alt, there's plenty of characters who've been around for long while without a second alt like El, Sei, Brian and Rudolf just to name a few.
>>559899779Not shilling one of the more popular and heavy hitters of a gacha is a cardinal sin though. Meanwhile they come out with shit like Valentine Sounds of Earth which no one asked for.
>>559880489GOD PLEASE I WANT A HOME INVADED FULL OF VCREATURES TO HUG AND SPOIL AND EXHAUST ALL THE TREASURES OF THE WORLD FOR
>>559900417Legend says they’re lead by a creature with 4 ears however…
>>559899979She was gonna get one at some point, at least they gave her a skirtAdmittedly, even that isn't enough to make me like her that much more though
>>559900630I will NYEVER fall for a psyop that prevents me from gathering as many vcreatures to cherish as physically possible!!
>>559896707Remember guys, according to schizos in this thread there was no one dissatisfied with this scenario.
>>559901006>>559900417Anon nyooo, your life savings...
>>559901250You think I'd stop there?? EVERYONE'S life savings and all the remaining wealth in the world and beyond would be exhausted before I let my cute vcreature be upset for a single second
>>559900417Do you have enough money to fly them all to Dubai?
>>559901816I would simply seize Dubai from the oil sheikhs to turn it into a theme park for the vcreatures
>>559902183would you free all the slaves?or would just repurpose them to work at your theme park?
>ask for shoes before going to bed>wake up>1 shoe
Aiiiieeeeeee
>>559902946quite frankly anyone who isn't already completely charmed and melted by vcreature cuteness to automatically work for her joy would be asked to leave
>>559902946I think the man has made his priorities clear.All our labor is for the V-ourgeois.
>>559903316A threesome with these two would be like getting hit by this I imagine
I for one welcome our new V overlords.
Aitore…
What's class 6 retention right now?
>>559908687Around 4 mil
>>559909731The more I improve my team the more it slips away from me. Goddammit. Guess I'm just destined to perpetually ping pong between 5 and 6
>>559898592>>559899320I think she's doing much better honestly.
oh hi Tucker
>>559913739
Weird dog…
>>559917295god I love mysterious creatures
>>559917748Furio really does not have the characteristics of a fox beyond the hair.She should have been a shiba inu or something.
>>559918587that's a tibetan sand fox
>>559919616Memeability of its face aside, they are still regarded as creatures of cunning and opportunism by the locals like other foxes.Furioso is much closer to an aloof dog.
>>559920340there's a different Brianspawn memed as the tibetan sand fox anyway
Kakehashi-kun...
>>559926404太くねぇって!
true canon wife...
>>559927378Kingu swimsuit this year for sure...
>>559927638>first to hit 3 alts after her default versionOOOOOOHHOHOHOHOHO, sasuga ichiryuu no Kingu!
>>559927378My granny-in-law is too slutty.
Tacto in a blue/white swimsuit is practically a meme at this point.
Danon Decile is heading for the Osaka Hai instead of going to Dubaihttps://x.com/shogo_y_stable/status/2031475246235267304
>do 2 speed 2 power build>end up with 400 stamina and 400 guts>do highlander build>struggle to cap speedaiieeee
>>559935202>>do 2 speed 2 power buildthis scenario you need at least 5 different types of cards or the buffs you get from the scenario gimmick are nerfed to shit
>>559935202>do 2 speed no guts build>end up with 800 guts>do 2 speed no stamina build>end up with 800 stamina>do highlander build>end up with <2000 speed
:p .
>>559936870Oh, I'm dumb. That's why I had 0 secondary stat gains...
Is there really no good oikomi speed cards aside from Dream Journey
>>559938221At the moment, nyes.
>restarting until you get a date on debutso this is the life...
>>559917748Source for these creatures?
Why is Chrono alone
>>559951472same reason you are
>>559947082it's not like your run is bricked and if you ran out of energy, using a single rest isn't going to ruin your run or anything
>>559951472He is coming bros
I can't figure why Aruvu have platypus tail? Is it the long scarf?
>>559952309Plastic bag?
Is Machico ever going to come back?
>>559949162>mom and daughter wear exposed shoulders normallyMust be a family thing.
>>559952605hopefully never
>>559952605Huh? Is she on hiatus?
>>559952426Yeah I think it is, I'm so dumb
>>559952605It's over.
>my onsen and dream run never surpassed islandit's over
>>559953207Ai-chan your slut mom...Pandora-san, your slut daughter...
Ai... your slut torena
>>559874608>>559873543oh hey that was my first thing too, but my feed is kind of chevacchi/shion oriented already for uma stuff
>>559873543Don't trust this anon, he's trying to merge all our feed into one.
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/2031205983582875781Deepest Lore.
>>559960062>640x480What is this, a photo for kansai gremlins?
>>559958387all trainers are slutsits why they are trainers
Something happened.....
>>559961806Nyani?
https://x.com/TukuneSour/status/2031317814687182961i didn't notice this inu was a ningen in disguise in the original image too..
No tachyon reports this month?
>>559962440Tachys are coming in 3 minutes.
https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3128holy fuck it is here
Impressive, but not LoY
>rolled the new loves only (you)>she's doing the dreams career in her default black outfit???What happened?
my condolences
>>559963825???? I CANT USE MY WALLET????? NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559963825Yes. Classic Cycreep is kicking in.
only 3
>>559963825Here we go.
you only neeed to win the classic
>>559963825>イベントImagine if you awaken your uma up to seven and she STILL won't any of her three 切れ者 events.
>>559964367oh no you probably would.... because you can't get to Lv7 unless you have the uma at 5*
>stamina debuff niggers are back, neo uni is even the default rec for senkous now
You've been toying with me as of recentGlad you decided to salvage your goodwill, Rijichou
>>559964162It will change with a event before bc
>>559963825First recipient will be original Spe and the next ones in order will be implemented about every 2 months
>>559965460b-but I want to see her sexy shoulders throughout the career....
yess MORE scamcha
>>559965851Still the Face of the Franchise. Still, this is something that really affects PVP, they should have just dropped it for everyone all at once.Then again, maybe they're doing it like this to make the older umas more appealing for PVP events.
>had to spark herMan I sure hope they don't release an uma with big breasts like Marche Lorraine or Rulership anytime soon. I'm so fucking broke right now.
If it worth it to ticket for a 0lb Bouquet if I already have a MLB Shakur?
i got one additional so its not a scam anymore
>>559966308https://x.com/MiruyoWatchOnly/status/2031386875055976565not worth the ticket imo
Should I MLB Fine Motion or Neo Uni for power?
>>559964162on the pop up before the start select the option to not change outfits
is it worth to use the ticket to mlb Stego guts or should i use it for my 0lb Guruv spd/0lb Bouquet?
disgusting I have to do this when I have an extra FY after MLB
>>559965985Turn off the special presentation option then
Which is better for the new mode? MLB Shakur, MLB Bouquet, or MLB Meno?
>>559967624All of them have their own strengths, it's really a battle between having Shakur or Bouquet since Meno is only for long senkou. Bouquet is the most contemporary and versatile card at the moment for stam, so you should probably go with that one.
>>559967964Thanks. I should have stuck with building up Shakur instead of switching to MLBing Dura, huh.
is it better to get my Aruvu to 4* or my shitty ass Shakur to 1* or Tamamo to 2*Or do I just get a brand new card I won't be able to MLB any time this century
>>559969431Nevermind I'm must going to use it on Aruvu I don't even care anymore.
>>559867971It's a double edged sword, on one hand I'm usually good with only interacting with stuff I want to see like uma and other gachashit.But I sometimes fatfinger and misclick, and there's one """artist""" I occasionally see pop-up that I'm convinced uses AI and doesn't disclose it. I'm more vigilant about clicking on posts now but I still particularly hate that nigger.
My Ai is losing room matches....
>>559971156Nuh uh
>>559963825so they actually are doing an Uma concert outside of Japan
>>559963825>作戦「逃げ」は一人だと勝利しづらく、複数だと大幅に強くなるピーキーさによって、バランスを取りづらい状態が続いていました。>この改善のため、複数での強さは変えずに、一人での強さが上がるよう「リード確保」システムの調整を行いました。>トレーナーとして「逃げ」のウマ娘をどのように編成するか、考察をお楽しみください!Nice. Maybe now nigers will be more viable, but we still need new meta niger cards.>5周年の「ぱかライブTV」でお伝えした通り、3月の放送から新番組「ぱかライブTV'」をスタートします。>「ウマ娘の最新情報をお届けする番組」というコンセプトは変わりませんが、新しいスタジオに場所を移し、よりわかりやすく、楽しくSo they're just moving to a different studio.>今年もゴールデンウィークに合わせて、"G"な企画を進行中です。Place your bet on what this Project G is. It's going to fucking involve Ebayan again, isn't it.>>559971412I told you, the U U U U U U UMA clips are just them teasing tour locations. So we'll see them in the US, France, and Japan.
>>559971974>US, France, and Japanimagine if Dubai was a potential location
>>559963825I fucking knew hoarding all those pieces and statues would end up mattering
>>559971974>The fortnite x uma collab isn't a shitpost>The G stands for Gaming week
>>559972269And people called me crazy for not turning them into clovers. Who's laughing now?
Went ahead and picked up Bouquetd'or from the ticket. How much more until I can get a deck that's able to compete?
>>559972269>>559972545read the part where it will require entirely new upgrade materials
>>559972545Hate to break it to you but you wont be using pieces...
>>559972971>>559972993NyoOOoOoOoOoooOooooo...
>覚醒Lv解放の対象となるウマ娘は[スペシャルドリーマー]スペシャルウィークとなります!>また、対象のウマ娘はおよそ2カ月ごとに順次追加予定です。>drip feeding it
>>559972354it's Gyaru Week 2026 starring Forever Young
>>559973073I'm expecting more than just new skills if we're getting one bimonthly.
>>559972993>>559972971AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>559973171It'd be amazing if they're rebalancing each uma's unique and in-campaign events to bring it up to modern standard, maybe also rewriting the campaign story, unmobbing some mobs in campaign races, and adding new interactions.
>>559973382Okay, I'm not expecting that much.
>6 umas a yearlooooool
Kinda torn between just getting stam Bouquet to fix my lack of good Stamina card or just MLB-ing my Stego because it'll be more useful for later chanmi, since I'll definitely be using the next few rainbow shards for Ebayan. Help me out on this dacchi.... I have speed and power sorted out
>>559973759If you don't have sahur then I'd get bouquet just to get the stam needs out of the way.
Is it too late to start if I missed the free pulls from Forever Young?
>>559974476No, but you should still spark her if can
Sniffing Bouquet's chamomile scented tail...
>>559974634I want to relax inside Bouquet and Zephyr's room.
>>559972690you could probably win B group
This scrupulous minmaxing is getting out of hand...
>>559973989Want Ai to do something for you? Just challenge her in a video game.
mlb dantsu stam or 0lb bouquet? Support card comparison site shows dantsu giving like 20% more stam and sp
>>559976483Dantsu is powercrept to shit, you frankly would not get very far with that card at this point, on top of having hints exclusive to mid senkouBouquet is modern and as a gold recovery.
I'm kind of desperate for stam card, how's this selection?
>>559977229This is just fine.
>>559977505Thanks.
Is it better to run Loves alt as sashit or senkou?
>>559979551Senkou
Masba is skipping Osaka Hai and going to Hong Kong instead. No rematch with Croix and Decile it seemshttps://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2031635937680306252
>>559951472>schizo baitonly a retard will think of this
>>559963825>In addition, we plan to publish a side story in "Weekly Young Jump" on March 19th!>Gaiden is not just this one, but multiple times, and is currently in production. More details will be announced at a later date, so stay tuned!oh shit
>>559979551>senkou skills>unique skill needs you to be in the front to activateyeah idk bro
>>559980527Ooh Romantic Warrior also running QE II seems like
Is either the support card or character meta? I wanna rooooooolll
>>559982396You still can and need to roll for Yanko and Casino
>>559976483What site are you using that says that?
Which BC route do I take for parents?
>>559982710Whichever one is relevant to the parent you're trying to build around.
>>559982564The same one, I was looking at the graph below
This G1 spring season is looking goood, and it's not even classic period yet
>>559983771Foreign raiders being forced to stay home is a blessing.
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Nox's 2nd full blooded imouto, Equatore (2 years old). All of Nox's full siblings are mares by the way.https://x.com/m3r3uma/status/2031577537198035424
>>559984227Nyoo don't force your supermodel/top athlete's body on me nyooooooo
>>559984554Sex with my Angelic Uma
>>559984554fking sexo...
>>559984554I am healed
>>559984253Blessed with the sign of the eclair.
>finally get a date start>game spams you with so many energy events you need to date at max energy
>>559974950How does she look? I honestly didn't bother looking up what some skills do, so there might be useless filler here.
What do I use my selector on? I'm an oikomi enjoyer. and a very newfag
>>559987563Need way more stam, you're going to get fucked by debuffers
>>559987632How much stam do I need?
>>5599877251600 minimum even with Maestro. This CM is going to be swarmed with debuffers.
>>559987581Grok told me to Air Groove
>>559987581Depends on what you have
A bashful Bibu!?
>>559988052Had only ebayan mlb and casino. Went with tha Groove
Any recommendations on what I should pick for the select gacha from the cards in the image?
