>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>559540110
Sharing food with /erg/ anons!
thread jeeted
terr lost
>>559667658*unzips*
Nightfarer boys in dresses!
obsessed with terr award
You seem upset threadshitter? Gonna cry?
Nightreign ruined Elden Ring
terr ruined /erg/
>>559667669>>559667892what's with the melty?kino
djwnbt
ywnbast
djisl...
>>559668073you will never be a smeeterr?
Zorban won. terr lost.
healsluting
>>559661756I do play actually but I never see any of you at the colosseums!
uh oh tj is upset after the mogging incident...
>>559667658Sharing cum with erg sisters!
>>559668178how do you healslut in nightreign and/or elden ring
Dgisc...
dj without tj is like a saar without cow dung
oh they added nightreignslop in Reforged? shit I might play that trash now!They didn't add ironeye's moveset to his bow though
>>559667685>>559668293No.
>>559668568But I want to
>>559667658I would want to know what everyone's favourite dips and sauces are and bring a whole tray for anons to try
>>559667982>upset xhe got exposedkino
tg wonned
edtatou
Oh you can abuse the duchess ult buff effect when artorias slams a bunch of dudes when he spawns in. neat
gg libra
>>559668808>copekino
>>559669294Shiftyduck..
>>559669204I like that passive, idk why more duchi don't use it
>>559667669>>559667892>>559667978>>559668157>>559668808Hit the nail on the head and sent xher into damage control mode nice work
Why are erg boys like this? (beautiful)
>>559669484because not everyone cheats in relics like you do, trash
>>559669535stop
>>559669484It's mid and she already has 2 mandatory effects
>>559669627HMPH
>>559669646What mandatory effects? I wouldn't call improved skill attack power mandatory it's only 10%
>>559669484because there is only one scholar on the pw to make it reliably useful.
>>559669260>still upset free keks
>>559669608>vit negro melty Back to the pracshitter mode with you fag
>>559670048There's literally mobs near every field boss
>>559668983see >>559667892 and >>559667669
>>559669935invaders and skatk power is mandatory
>>559670049>rent freeKino
>>559670331Not for every build no, and everyone uses skill/invaders if they have it anyway
>>559668983tg?
>>559668204haydee fucker?
>>559670462>xhes still this madbased
'err
>>559670710>she's still melting downkino
>>559670656that's a guy for sure
>>559670796>xhes still giving me free entertainment based
>>559669535my husband looks like this but without the zesty
>>559671136stop
>>559670885>he's still this madCinema
>>559671136Cute! My husband is not here yet, someday I will find him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK5TyISxZ_M
>>559671418nobody will marry a fat ugly troon like you
>>559671165Stop
What are all the casual facesmash ez mode builds in Elden Ring now? Crag Stars, Rykards lifestealslop, RoB even post-nerd, deaths poker on certain bosses, ice spear and giants hunt in general. What else?
>>559671353>xhes still playing into my trap as expected kino
melting over enderlillies
>>559671418your future husband is out there waiting for you to give you hugs and watch you play nightreign!
@sludge found ur stuff heh
>>559670205The buff doesnt last that long, and its individual per enemy killed, so by the time you're hitting the boss the first stacks are falling off and you're getting minimal benefit. If you have a scholar you're getting 5+ stacks instantly, and able to use the full time on the boss. Its night and day.
>>559672453I have a clip where i two shot demon prince with like 13.000 damage carian greatswords form that relic but Im too lazy to find it
>>559672304Creepy…
>>559672587Why do you keep posting this?
>>559672453Also you have like 30 seconds of uptime even after the stealth runs out, asumming you are running skillslop it's more than enough to go throw some 2k damage L2's at the boss, it's more than a qol it speeds up runs
>>559671643RetardKino
>>559672623upset?
>>559672623it's a cringe copy of when an anon replied to someone with the word cringe until they cried
>>559672304I changed from slub about a week ago. Is the purple upliftings or a key?
>>559672748Yes! I'm very upset with you! Bad!
>>559672797It was uplifting
>>559671469Dad I thought you said you stopped posting here>>559671803Thank you! Hugs make 3barring and failing to clutch feel so much better.
>>559672714>so mindbroken xhe couldn't maintain the formatConcession accepted.
>>559671585Bump
>>559671585anything, games easy as fuck retard kid
>>559673017I'm just wondering. I don't need help beating the game.
>>559670156wrong guy, why don't you spin the roulette of people you have melties at again and maybe you'll hit right this timeit's cringe even for you to shill relic effects that you've only obtained from cheats
luminary mohg if you can hear us please save us
>>559673098its funny because youre also answering to the wrong guy im in a run living my best life, flourishing
>>559673197>gets a (You) ping and opens the thread mid-game>n-no you're replying to a different anon!stop tabbing out you spaz
>>559673294see?
>>559673098you've never even played with me
>>559673381he doesn't look like that
>>559673098Except you're a retard that outed yourself in mantas chat shit stirring about relics, no one's as autistic about them as you. The cat is out of the bag now shiteazu.
>>559673689It could also be cc they were also shit stirring about me on mantas chat
>>559673381>terrjeeta troons out after losing
>>559673573This is what you look like.
>>559673860no that's what my husband looks kind of but with shorter hair and glasses
gg greg
i love mysterious gregory
>>559674002yeah looks about right
>>559674018Stop using that gesture at Wylder nottidejeet on an alt
>>559674143he looks cute and wylder's sissy legs are thick!
>>559674240send me his femboy pictures you make him take for you
>>559674340those are for duchesses eyes only
>Elden Ring YouTube video>They instantly go around the entire map grabbing every single upgrade material before facing a single bossSo annoying, more people should do region locked runs.
>>559674461it's ok his recording I have is better plus people like it more
>>559674561I mean most of us can beat these bosses at SL1, who cares?I'm doing something similar for my rando though. The first weapon I pick up in a given region are the only weapons I'm allowed to use through the whole run.
>rando duchess throws a melty because I won’t give him my halo slop even though he has dormant reapers and I don’t>point out like 7 less likelys and the special merchant less likely and refuse to take them>drops all the stuff in the spirit shelter and won’t come out to the door>after 5 minutes of tard pinging we’re forced to open the door and they haven’t picked up any of their stuff>proceeds to 2 bar intentionally before the transition Weirdo
nee item tab cuck my bolus
>>559669484its a pain in the ass to use effectively and useless for the nightlord
>>559675753It's decent for greg because of the zombies
people here couldn't climb to d5 without the password
truke^
>>559675261gross
>>559675261based >>559676380brown
edwabh
>>559676302if zorbfat can then I definitely could
>>559675261and he's the one on the outer right, right?
>>559676302I did it on my first run to D5 though
saars pls redeem the q
>>559676526It’s Ironeye, Wylder, Duchess and Revenant
>>559676836ive been in q for 15 mins
>>559676850yeah ok big sis
I wish I could get my hands on some of you.
>>559676995It is it’s an au drawing
>>559676302I did it twice. Once with randoms and once solo. I'm not at 9999 with either yet because I keep putting it off, but I'm getting there.
>>559676836>>559676923i can do a couple games before i gotta head out
>>559677298pure sex
Why is everyone suddenly playing Nightreign?
>>559677298Beat up all anime girl posters
>>559677439
saars please...I dont wanna play with rvc gamers
>>559677783queueueueueuueueue
>>559677783Learn from RVC.
kekky doodle doo!
we arent doing red crows with these 0dps squad fuck are you doing
>>559678819we did it fine without you retard
It’s hilarious playing with randos. No one knows how to dodge anything since everyone is running dormant reapers. If you don’t hit level 7 early and find a halo scythe then they’ll 3 bar on the day one boss and for some bizarre reason most of them refuse to pick up full hp negations
>>559679186Most people are carried by high damage relic setups
stop fucking around in the fog on the dlc mid bosses.
>>559679291I honestly thought manta refusing to pick up great negations was a streamer meme to make things more exciting but the amount of people that do the same has made me realize is just a retard thing which is surprisingly common. Thinking back in 4 games this morning not one person has dropped an item for me. Maybe the learning process of teamwork and stuff has just be lost after the dlc and people honestly don’t know how to play optimally
>>559679472"playing optimally" is usually doing enough damage so the boss doesn't get to swing at you. You don't need negation if the boss dies in 5 seconds.
stop messing around with meme char
>>559679761Playing optimally is expecting the worst in the every scenario and planning for it. Not getting your big dps ranged weapon, having to settle for some other skill even though you can’t exist within a foot of an enemy and 2 barring before ED bug phase 2 is not playing optimally.
>>559679186>for some bizarre reason most of them refuse to pick up full hp negationssee manta's streami cry when i see her dropping a full hp 40% for 6% increased affinity damage and then not pinging it after
>>559667892>>559667978>>559667982>>559670301Thank you for giving me all the (You)s the past couple days it was truly wonderful
kek gg
gg balancers was so fucking laggy
>>559672849>>559671418
>>559680906>>559680989gg blood, you both forgot the hollow blessing
>>559681135Yeah I should have grabbed it on the way from invaders to the castle but then we ended up going through the church area with the super merch so I just never ended up going for it. Grafted > ult blessing anyway. I only used one or two flasks the whole fight.also honestly glad I blacked out at the lobster or else I wouldn't have been able to afford it without my dropped runes kek
kiting the worm is easy, but I still don't know the range of giant AOE at the end
>>559681237i pinged it after the demi humans but i guess you two didn't noticethat lobster was cracked dunno why it was so hard, we normally do it at lv2 fine when we get the north spawn>>559681406its tricky to be sure, usually i use the flower size when locked on to it
>>559681465It's because that nox bitch tag teamed in
>>559681406Why do you need to? Just run towards the centre always
>>559681791Sometimes I get cocky and just stare at the wormThen I get blasted
What should I jerk off to
elden ring (and nightreign)???
my husband just taught me his favourite american expression and it was very racist
cowabummer
>>559683273Shut up
>>559683338it's sad for you; you can't make me!
Ok last game with randos for a while. Heart is racing as two cunts with 2x full hp negations wouldn’t drop one yet 3 barred before 50% hp hot dog and I had to finish it alone
>>559683783I like that adrenaline from the bad situations they'll each throw us all into as well
>>559683783Do yourself a favor and stop looking at other people's inventory. I know its your gimmick posting style but you gotta stop for your own sanity.
>>559683925In fairness the halo slopping iron eye who never marked was sending me into a blind rage the entire run even without the inventory stuff
>>559684062>In fairnessNo. Stop.
>>559683925>>559683783BUT THOSE FULL HP NEGATIONS WERE PROMISED TO ME 2000 YEARS AGO!!!
>>559684062That's the inventory schizo. Any time someone says something about someone else being a retarded selfish teammate he tells you to stop looking
>>559684391The good players should get the good, tje bad players should learn the fundys
>>559684471All the anons become the blank anon with you huh?
lmao gg fish, absolute kek of a game, 3x raider can be so fun
gg jellyfishI got lost sr brosdon't know this map at all
>>559684507Its a byproduct of some anons hunting down the discord and ruining their lives here. They try to do it back to anons but can't really do it right.
Pepe
I miss tire iron anon
>>559684756Tire iron anon was one of the demon lord's (trish) high ranking generals. Although he put up a good fight, tire iron anon was eventually sent flying by terr the hero and his companions. I wouldn't miss such an evil demon.
>>559685339this bit is kinda cringe ngl to you
>>559685339this bit is kinda based desu
>>559685339Anons making fun of you has done a doozy on your mindscape.
>>559685339that doesnt make sense anon, trish is still here and more active than ever and meanwhile terr is gone forevertrish wontire iron anon wonterr lost....
>>559685339you mean terr the oneitus who wanted to get with the sissysucc his entire life and died a virgin instead
>>559685472There's a whole town inside him.
>>559685567https://youtu.be/69VV0pH57XEbridget is literally me! :3
terr hereshould I reinstall?
>>559685875yea
>>559685875We already know you’re creasy
>>559686803terr is not that bad
GG Balancers the first nuke only did the last balancer dive which caught me off guard.
>weekend>dead q>dead threadits nyover....
>>559670656what?
Just did my second solo run with undertaker, is she just an ult merchant for trios or am I missing something? I haven't been this underleveled on any other char, she does no damage (even if I rush to purple her starting hammer), her skill is useless because no boss wil let you get 4 hits in without slapping you many times in turn
>>559659649They post shit like this and somehow expect to be tolerated by good samaritans.
down in the green hayyywhere monkey & bear usually lay, theyawoke to the stable boy's cryyyy..…..
>>559687575Nice
>>559687575>purple her starting hammerbait>her skill is uselessgiga bait
>>559687724schizo
>>559687879No, its a nice post he's trying really hard he should be complimented.
I swear to god if you guys picked no relics wylder and str duchess to this LMAO
>>559687996
>>559687575She’s honestly worse than guardian but erg isn’t ready for that conversation
I got Monster Hunter Rise for free, is it worth playing if I like elden ring combat, but I also have monster hunter world and never played it should I play that instead? I don't care if it's "dead" but I care if it's "fun" for elden ring players who also played it
luring the magma worm over to the invader camp? S tier strats here
>>559688384Nice.
>>559688384Yes
>>559688407yeah I saw you downloaded it too>>559688419yes to rise? or world?
>>559688384World >>>> Wilds > Rise > the rest
>>559688698cool thx twin
>>559688384Rise is bit more anime and faster paced compared to World as it has animebug skills. I personally think World is slightly better but with DLCs it's other way around since. Though that has more to do with how much I hated clutchclaw in MHW:I World > RiseSunbreak > Iceborne GU > Rest
>main nightfarer>main MH weaponduchessgun lance
>>559689035>spoilerare you being unironic I'll get it for my nintenswitchy asap
>slop hunter
I’ve tried MH multiple times. Multiple times I couldn’t stomach the tutorial fest. Even worse is knowing that this current conversation is mush trying to gather a brigand of new players to be a creep to
>>559685339this bit is super kino ngl
>>559689461you're wrong about that last part, I hope I don't have to play it with any of you
>>559687869Enlighten me
>>559689035I will never forgive crapcom for what they did to horn in Rise and Sunbreak at least they kind of fixed it in Wilds but I'm still not a fan of that puddle bs
>>559689207It's celebration of monhun series that features most of monsters and content from older games in 4th gen combat but for that reason I will recommend against it because it is not new player friendly. Just play World or Rise first and if you get itch for more, play other, then maybe look into GU. >>559689175I always have a different main weapon across every game but Gunlances are fun.
gg I was expecting red women
gg invader worm
>>559690729>>559690867gg magma wyrm kek, wtf was that why was it there
>>559690963the magma wyrm is odd it seems to have the longest leash out of the field bosses for some reason, probably related to its charge?
>>559691074Could be, the gargoyle and moose can have those giga chasing range moments too with their jumping moves
gg lobster we wiped :(
I feel like I'm going fucking insane.I sell all the relics after almost every depth run, but somehow my inventory still gets full with 'new' relics. Where the fuck are they coming from?Do I get some on depth increase?
gege dogs
we must apply dragonbolt drawstring grease then L1 twice then apply it again and then hardswap to pata and then apply rot grease
>>559692247Having a relic limit is the dumbest idea ever.
>>559689175Worlo: GSRice: SnSMilds: CBNightreign: duchess
>>559692247gg schizophrenia
>>559692247>after almost every depth runthere is the problem. you need to sell all your relics after every depth run
>>559692247The relics you see at the end of the run still show up as new even if you went over them at the end of the round to decide to sell it or not.
how are some of you hitting the relic limit? you're not using that rot below hp lighting +4 relic ever just sellstart from your oldest relics and then sell everything you've never used in a build once
gg 3bugsI'm going to pretend that grab isn't rollable
gg gnosters grab>>559694356its also programmed to trigger when your locked in an animation
>>559694356>>559694418gg lobster & moth
gg chicken & egg on rice
>>559694617Eggs on rice is disgusting
>>559694728you are disgusting
>>559694728cringe L take, ngl bruh
Dudley turned his viewbots off?
>>559694762>>559694826NO! YOU ARE WRONG!
>>559695107take off that armor right now, Artorias is for his Ciaran forever
>>559695181Shut up.
redeem the stream trish
>>559695107i wish duchess got her priestess cloak as an outfit...
>>559695282this
>>559695227sorry to break your little bubble but it's true so you have to take it off now
I was going to knife the goat but I really needed to poo
gg ED would have been more fun with how strong we were
>>559695603gegedropped my lltbt for even more negation lol
>>559695603>no 6th sensegrim
we need stellar blade outfits in elden ring
>>559695327anniversary update with ED Gregori and Heolstor, trust the plan.
We need soulslike that is anime but actually good
>have big lady's attention for 90% of the fight during balancers>randos still find a way to 3barhow in the fuck
hey that's a good idea because code vein 2 is shit
>>559696309AI limit is alright Code vein sucks
>>559695926Truth>>559696309We already have Khazan
>>559689730>>559689686>>559689461>>559689035>>559688698>>559688384MH sucks and I really don’t get the appeal
>>559696867Retard
>>559685339this is true, i miss tire iron anon he would defend me from t*rr>>559695282Okaay in a bit...>>559689175I don't have a main nightfarerCharge blade (although they made it a SAED spam in Rise which was kinda lame and haven't played Milds)
>>559687393We’re still playing kino buddy relax we’ll be back soon
>>559673381Dressing up for her Wyldman
we must educate ergyogurts so they can make a good anime soulslike
>>559697219Shut your face
>>559697432go code a game for us ergie
gg fish
>>559697205>we
GG ED augur I think I need a break
>>559697872GG.We had both regular and ED augur covered but I'm kind of sad you could not use your lightning build...
>>559683273What was it
>>559696309we do have one>>559696540code vein is okAi Limit is pretty good for a lower budget game
>>559697029Don’t describe yourself this isn’t Grindr
>>559685339Even though TIA won and terr is now currently trans due to his efforts
>>559697959>could not use your lightning build...augur annoys me for that reason, if I had ninvader + lightning spear I'd take a build with some balancer slop, but i dont so alas
>>559685339this bit is kinda кинo>>559685472Terr is busy playing Deadlock
>>559698301I hate women.
>>559698301troonpost
>>559698216>terr busy playing troonlockyikes
>>559698385Don't you remember when terr posted vocaroos? he IS a troon, troonlock is his place.
>>559698301Happy international women's day>>559698363>>559698384Please don't say that
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421please queue edition
gg posting
>>559698036>grindr specificallynice way to out yourself as a gay faggot dude
>>559698641Nuh uh.
>>559698363>>559698384Keep saying that
>>559679186I dropped a bird a large smithing stone, he stood at the smithing table for a while then turn around, dropped the stone, and waddled over to the ED dogs door.Also speaking drops HOLY
>>559696540AI limit was neat indeedShame about CV2, 1 had potential
>>559698789I’m taking into account your proclivities retard don’t project your depravity onto your betters you dumb subhuman animal
>>559697889Correct. Hence why queue is dead :)
>>559698385>>559698516>>559698216is that so surprising? trooncore media is in xher hrt infested blood
>>559699338>self narrating rape victim projection postkino
>>559699496>can only repeat itself in circlesYou lost.
>>559699338bodied that faggot maggot freak xhe had no rebuttal to your scathing comeback nicely done if I do say so myself
>>559699276Cute. Sad they don’t look like this.
>>559699669>>559699685>gets assblasted so hard xhe replies to xherself out of frustration cinema
>>559699801got his ass
i'm neutral in this fight
I am Trish
>>559700448>>559700294Don’t self narrate you samefagging cuckold you’re boring and raped get over it
I am terr
>>559700743post your chest
happy international women's day /erg/I love women
unloading my magic on tr*sh's chestplate
gg whole store
gg heolstor did we even get the holy debuff? soz i dont think sacred order did much>>559701180uaah im resistant to magic sis...
>>559701938sacred order destroys the bird so i'd thought it'd do more work, i guess he's not undead, but he's a mummy tho..
>>559702218recluse tits
>>559702218aww, poor guy scares all the girls away...
>>559701137I had a dream last night where Devil, Terr and Mush gave me slutty topless pictures. International Women's Day is off to a good start.
>>559702405weirdo
Why do we need a day dedicated to women again
>>5597024051. you're not a woman2. you have no idea what those guys look like
>>559702405mushjeet talking in third person trying to sneak ximself again keky
>>559702546They're cute, pretty, kind, smart; beautiful, smell nice, empathetic, intelligent, amazing, perfect
>>559702405Get a grip faggot.
>>559702452True.>>5597025871. Rude!2. That's not entirely true~>>559702669Nuh, Mush cute.
>>559702405For me it was smoking copius amounts of cigarettes while clubbing with a group of random people who acted like we had known eachother for years
>mushjeet pretending to be a tranny again and talking in third personkino jeet humilliation ritual
>>559703079
>>559703356cute
>>559701013point that finger back at yourself tard
>>559702735contrary to erg women
>>559703153sent that freak flying good job
>>559704498erg girls are all those things though!
>>559704549Anons turned that guy into team rocket with a cartoony sendoff every time he shows up. Regardless of which alt it is we send him blasting off again every time.
>>559702904>2. That's not entirely true~mush has sent you nudes?
>mushjeet back to samefreaking
hot diggity dog gg my n*s
gg dog i gave u scorpian charm cuz it makes ur red balancer defense active all the time because of the minus phys. defensebrb 15 minutes
>>559705738Didn't ask
>>559705738yeah you pinged that fire one earlier and i was too lazy to pick it up my b
how to cope with the fact that Caelid fucking sucks?I read people complaining about Liurnia of the Lakes but damn, this place is 10x times worstI gotta admit the Sellia area is pretty cool, and the so called "environmental storytelling" is quite all over the place here, with smolten rock walls blocking the rot with fire, Radahn footsoldier battling these rot abominations, the huge ass Dragon who have been killed by Giants, the underground with ants and space monsters in the land where the stars feel and Gravity magic was made
>>559706654>how to cope with the fact that Caelid fucking sucks?Realize you are soulless and move on. No harm with realizing you are soulless via a video game.
>>559706710I already said there's some pretty interesting stuff related to the lore, but I'm open to discussion surewhat do you like about this god forsaken place?I personally hate the rot spraying enemies, those insect like dudes with spears and being gangbanged by those huge dogs
>>559703356Made for wyldmen>>559704808So true
>>559706994Then move on soulless bro.
>>559706994don’t bother with that freak you’re objectively correct that it sucks donkey cock in fact you’d being pretty generous when you say that even
>>559706994>what do you like about this god forsaken place?I like that its decimated and its inhabitants still won't leave it. Country rubes are heavenly in their obstinacy.
>>559706654Is it because of the birds and the rot lake?
based non functioning lockon
>>559707667Too soulful for that lolcow to understand.
when was the last time Mush bagged an /erg/ girl?
>>559708069>"""""""""""girl"""""""""""
>>559667518Get your hands off the chosen child you fucking slut
>>559708069he's probably trannison's boyfriend
queue please homies
>>559707692the rot lake isn't even that bad with Torrent, and the birds when alone are awful but not impossibleno the thing I noticed here is that pretty much every 20 or so feet there's always enemy groups nearby that will gangstalk me and if you miss a block you're fuckedthere's random skeletons rising from the ground, the lore behind me eludes methere's beasts to the north and dragons , it feels like the game is throwing random bullshit at mealso here is where Malenia and Radahn's armies fought, but I don't think I've seen traces of Malenia's army, just Radahn's so whats up with that I also been wandering what the deal with the town of Sellia is, its being said it was protected by Radahn so I guess there's some link between the Carian Royal Family and this place, there's lots of sorcerers, I also assume this is where Sellen was from (she tells us about this place and the festival in Ranni's quest)but the towns architecture looks nothing like the ones in Liurnia, I guess its older than them maybe?>>559708010>>559707667so what you're saying is Caelid is basically the land between's Kentucky
>>559669174>>559669294>>559669535>>559675261>>559677298Certifiable Wylder property
>>559708069>>559708467Stop talking in third person and replying to yourself you gross stinky mushjeet
>>559709798Anons just keep sending mushjeet flying nonstop kek not even as anonymous that freak can be sneaky.
>>559708875this screenshot doesn't do it justice because you can forget that there was a wending grace burnt tooit might've been 2 actually
Sneedger leftelnid leftfreud leftsneeglius leftmonkeylord leftaugust leftabundy leftfountainstand leftgoon goon lefttrish stayedmonica leftweeem leftaidente toast leftmellow leftzombii leftsludge merchant leftasriel leftsens leftfae leftnyeko knyaight leftpepe leftjeppe leftalice margatroid leftnanashi leftlord autisio leftyellowjello leftgooner maximus leftukonzaemon leftterr left (for realsies)spirit leftim wyldin out leftvarious cheeses leftgodefroy lord lefthy leftsolarion leftmush leftyys leftseraphicradiance leftg_dog leftnezuk lefttide leftphilip leftdevil knight leftgallow ghost leftsurottoru leftdogshit zorban leftzane leftdingle leftveganopromedio leftzdradaenjoyer leftmari leftquintoneus leftShifty's masculinity leftblaze leftender leftpigley leftshigurenomiya leftzaborg leftgusworld leftbeans leftcry leftmanta leftdoug leftordealis left100% prune juice leftquote leftmarika's tits leftroll spammer leftdao lefttranimelover2004 leftrevenantismywife leftoie lefthammy leftsalamander leftmame khan leftbarduk leftnyagger leftdeyn0d leftmiquellafaithful leftthe sote dlc team left556147157 leftIt's nyover...
>mushjeet meltykino
>>559710047shut up garbage most of these people didn't even leave
So the secret to deep of night is basically realising that damage negation up at full hp is more important than x% damage boost. If you can not get one-shot and just whittle the boss down you win whereas sure you might be doing great damage but one wrong step and getting downed it's game over.
>>559710434Source?
>>559710434Any negation works. Full HP damage negation is only mandatory for Recluse and Revenant since if they are played optimally they can't use the other types of damage negation.
>>559709798>>559709979>brownoid seething over mushGAWDtheater
gg first time I've had mountain vs caligo in ages
>>559710542My expereince in actually leveling up playing with randoms. Not getting downed is more important than anything else.>>559710557Yes, I play revenant but damage negation when casting spells is great too.
gg
>>559686961He didn’t say that
>>559710614>mushjeet can't stop humilliating ximselfcinema
>>559703079Based jannies
>>559711315esos troonocerdos son muy criminal, cabron
>>559703079Reporting porn does nothing but reporting posts making fun of ERPers does result in a ban. I'm noticing...
>>559710047All of them are burning in hell and that’s a good thing
>>559711673Not trish, he's still zesting up this place.
>>559710047>terr left (for realsies)they're really gone...
>>559712027>no lapp helmSovlles.
>>559708485I bet Mush has a gf that looks like this and queues with him
>>559712513Another one of Mush's blatant delusions.
>>559712027Terrjeeta wishes xhe looked like this albeit
>>559711421So heckin' valid, my fellow xister!
>>559712513sybau already mushjeet youre pathetic
I look like this
>>559713016Me too. We just need 6 more and we can balance this general
>>559713016No you dont
>>559713016You do not look like that.
>>559713174>>559713016
>>559710434I always reserve 2 slots for negation on every run
how the fuck did zorban winyou take one look at him and go "yep that's exactly the fat neckbeard loser I expected from 4chan" and somehow the rest of you are such cartoonish freaks that you lost to THAT
>>559706654Kill the death bird for the best somber weapon and then go to the right of the bridge tower and get the best ash of war. We love caelid
>>559713185>>559713183Yes I do. I am a beautiful fat sissy Balancer.
>>559713339he won a south east asian you know what in his grease folds maybe
>>559698014This game is sovlkino... Need to go back and actually finish it.
>>559713339Zorban has maxed out charisma that’s why. He talks with anyone easily even if they are weird. Everyone else here is fucked up mentally and extremely awkward, which I love honestly.
>>559712887>>559711653Uh oh melty!
>>559713672>maxed out charisma>blames someone else everytime he losesit's not even true he's just done lots of networking, at some point his stream had to take off
>>559713459post chub
>>559713339Good post that spoke the truth and triggered terrtroon.>>559713624What makes it “sovlkino” exactly?
What's like a peak tranny character name for my Tarnished?
>>559714239Alice obviously
Wyldah enganging in holy matrimony with his sister and beloved dark witch schlop schlop schlop
>>559714239Lilith from HR
>>559714390Weird post
>>559714365Hm, not bad.>>559714407I did think of Lilith but I thought it might be too overused.
>>559714239Nyx
>>559714390Sorry Duchess and Recluse are for Futa Revenant...
>>559714664That sounds like a name a bug would have
>>559713459Mom why does your general get to have 2 fat sissies
>>559714682transcoded post
>>559714682this this this
>>559714390Good post from the king himself make more please!!!!
>>559714239RevenantMain47
>>559713796>troon seethingkino
>>559698301Sellen my belovedNice picture don't think anyone notable is missing.Other than that one Radahn knight from dlc who no-one cares about
>>559714407Lilith from HR(T)
>>559714706I’m going to name my baby bottle blue tarantula this when he arrives in a month thanks for the suggestion :)
>>559714529The worst person I ever met transitioned and picked the name Lilith and went around acting and talking like an anorexic macho dudebro with elderly looking cone tits and hormonal anger issues so that's the kind of energy you would invocate with that name
>>559715236That’s what I’m saying! that guy is so mad jannies raped xher hilarious stuff
>>559710047>manta left
>>559715810genuinely really cute please post spider photos if you'd want to share, I'll love to see them all
>>559716070i only got a warning so you lost threadshitter troon
>>559714682shut the fuck up trish
>>559716258Shame. Let’s hope it’s a perma next time. Long overdue at this point.
Guys I think I solved the mysteryThe D2 games on erg pass are husband anon using group pass but not multiplayer pass
>>559716537agreed, this general would improve immensely if you were perma banned
>>559716689Why are all erg girls such ditzy bimbos?
>>559716918>>559716258>>559715236>>559711653Congratulations you successfully triggered the brown tranny shitposter known as terr and made xher seethe so hard xhe busted out the proxy reports you have won this battle and as such the spoils of war will be yours to claim well done
>>559717339>>559716918annoying thread shitting faggot stop talking to yourself
>>559716918>no youOk retarded faggot maggot
billions must roll for reisa
>>559717516>>559717453Don't reply twice terr and get back in containment the tire iron is right here and it's going to through your brown skull if you don't shur your faggot mouth up
>>559716918Let's ban cute girls and see how long erg lasts
>>559717825I don't play gacha games. I only play good games like nightreign and elden ring
>>559717339>>559717937got his ass here
>>559717937>more false flagging tranny thread shittery trying to imitate the poster who murdered youEmbarrassing tard
>>559718013sister this is not good bait you must learn and improve
>>559718125>>559717937Kys freak stop samefagging
>>559717937kek you made xhim dilate so hard xhe replied three times out of sheer rage nice job
>>559717453>>559718129>>559718184Stop making him cry please he’s clearly very upset and flustered about this he’ll start spamming about turd penis and random brown babble soon enough now
>>559717238I look like this and do this and pose like this
>>559718129>>559718161>>559718184>>559719081>continued terrjeet samefag meltdownYou're the worst poster and no one will ever love you worthless maggot
we need IDs for every board
why did that guy quote me?
>>559719854He’s melting down and accusing others of what he’s plainly doing. Don’t pay any attention to him.
>>559719584silence freakazoid
>>559719793Bullying the lolcow seems to work fine.
>>559719793desu I agree at this point
>>559719793Let's not jump to such conclusions
>>559680332you seem upset
>/erg/ more like /dsg 2.0/
>>559685875No
>>559693812One day I'm going to use Revenant again, and she'll have a sick-ass lightning build.>>559694728Very true. My social media feed kept showing me this dish called "omurice". It's basically an under cooked omelette, placed atop a mound of rice, and then the chef splits the omelette open, so all the inner runny bits spill out and over the sides of the mound. Every time I see it, it makes me want to puke. But it's sold as like this Japanese delicacy. Eventually, I had to block the term "omurice' outright, in order to stop those nasty fucking videos from showing up on my feed.
the ornamental sword has an unusable moveset
gg heolster good thing i was prepared
>>559720749>pvp weapon is .... le bad for pvewhat the fuckkkkkkkk
>>559720771ggI'm expecting a robbed of 6th sense award in the mail
>>559720749The CR2 is meme tier but what's wrong with the rest of it? Good simultaneous hitting L1's and the raw R2 is good when buffed.
>>559720924name?
>>559719998See >>559717453
:/
>>559721162use context clues name anonyou can do it
>>559721257:^)
>>559721321sanjay?
>>559720749Don't use the jumping light attack.
>>559721257>points down while being mobbed>explodesbased retard
>stance break a troll>hit its face while its down>when it gets back up you hit its face again>spam heavy attacks while it does its stagger animation>repeatSo far this seems very effectiveIt's actually a stunlock in Elden Ring until the higher game cycles and you need like 4 heavies in trios (2 in solo play).
>>559722081
>>559722265>radahn armor>2 handing a short sword>at fucking snowfieldsnigga...
>>559722265where's your sixth sense?name?
>>559722265Keep at it, cutie
>>559722402You're missing the point.
>>559720771fists are haloslop tier, nigger fraud
>>559722265>>559722081Nigganon I implore you to switch back to square off if you insist on using stinksword kino
>>559708875obsessed with Zorban award
>>559710119He's so pathetic, no wonder yys stopped playing with him.
oldfag here. I could have sworn there was a button combo to clear all your pins in Elden Ring. is there not ?
>>559713339This implies everyone tried to stream? only terr and trish have to my knowledge
>rando duchess does nothing but spam hoarfrost during day 1 and 2>with a fucking purple recluse staff in their inventoryand the fucker didn't even have night invaders, I'm sure having hoarfrost stomp on the dagger was more important
>>559723448sounds like something manta would do
>>559723448omg
>>559721229See >>559719584
>>559723717it's funny because I thought of manta too but she at least picks up and uses staves, even the white ones
>>559724047>>559723448Yeah I've seen manta use her starting weapon to swing around for 2 digit damage day 2. Brainless behaviour
gg dino
>>559724543well its not entirely brainless, she keeps the dagger for frostwhy she doesn't at least upgrade it to blue though is beyond me
>>559722623idc what you do in the webm your weapon and fashion sucks
so they have brass set and ciarans but can you get ornstein armor in this game
Slept 16 hours today Guess I’ll q for a bit
>>559723980Refer to >>559719998
>>559725374depressioncel
>>559725128Are you a woman?
lol they'd totally say this
At first, I was a little ashamed of halo slopping the dogs. But then they performed an attack that interrupted my action, killing me in a single blow. Suddenly, my shame evaporated. I WILL halo slop the dogs every opportunity I get.
>>559726573GG ED Doggos.Man, I had the aggro on all 3 dogs almost all the fight while you two spammed haloscythe what the fuck is this stupid game lmao.Also I'm sorry Creasy but this was way too good to not clip it.
>>559725374I got the impression ED Mars was much bigger
>>559726793>that slowdownNice toaster PC
>>559726952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ1HdZLwszUPolutato PC
>>559725505Go for >>559720457
>>559726793exejeets are so corny and lame...
>>559726793I'm glad you clipped it, because look at that bullshit. Executor's skill, is supposed to go way farther than that. Not only did it only move an inch forward, it also tilted upward. I was like like "WHAT?!" when that happened. Executor's skill NEVER swing like that before. The game finds new ways to cheat the player.
>>559727828It's okay man, I've embarrassed myself harder before
greasyjeet...
gg 3rd world net
gg greggory
>>559726793>creasy on executor
>>559728695I was best with Executor before the depths. I stopped using him, because I wanted to develop my skills more broadly using the basic melee characters. But now that I've beaten most D5 bosses with other characters, I'm thinking I should play Executor more. I was a little rusty last game, but I'll do better next time.>>559728523Anyone who knows Executor, knows that the skill should have moved a low farther forward. It should have closed the distance. Taking the hit initially was only mildly embarrassing. But the skill failing is the game's fault. I don't feel bad for that.
sounds like cope
daily creasyjeet humilation ritual
welcome back dingle
bells
haven't drank alcohol in two days but STILL puking… the weekend randoms all still are riled up and ornery
>Sunday afternoon queue>Only get 1 game in 2 hours.I'm going to step away for a minute to grab some food from the kitchen, and watch that will be the exact time I get a match.
>>559730434unblock me homie
gonan boot up the shit stream soon
>>559730863where did she get the slice? the pizza is full
>>559731040stop noticing
>>559731040>expecting coherence from AI slop
>>559730434The kitchen trick didn't work
CE kino alert!
>>559731040>>559731126>>559731141Clearly, that's the backup pizza. The pizza she's eating from is on the table.
>>559730434I was queuing was a while before just getting a free haloslop heolstor win to progress my interests
Upon learning that the fire dudes in Caelid are meant to stave off the infection you'd think that the fire enemies would try fighting the big animals but nope because fuck you. They can harm each other but they won't target one another.
>>559731301>guardianif you laugh...
>>559731394I'm concerned too.
>>559731394I thought those were just zombies that couldn't die even when burned. If you mean the Radahn knights, they fight constantly.
>>559726273no you're just retarded and have no creativity
>>559713339He's entertaining.Meanwhile Trish and Terr and Extremist don't even speak nevermind show their face.
>>559731947https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421truly zorban won edition
>>559708875>This is the guy erg lost toEmbarrassing
finger severer i jee out
>>559731947Extremist does speak, he just sounds like depressionman
>heaven lobbyDevil knightNine-boxPointToSky>nightmare lobbyTrishYtlaireTinpoSensPepeZane>eldrich lobbyCreasyMerchantZorban>sissy lobbyShiftyduck>moon lobbyPractice>humiliation ritual lobbyManta
>>559732049>Trish starts up a stream and gets a game before I do.What the fuck! Broken matchmaking system.
epic bait list #94358342
>>559732513Ninebox on anything other than Executor is a nightmare lobby
>won lost won lost lost won lost lost lostI teared up yesterday really getting into the mindset of someone that thinks like this because it feels so miserable, please don't lock your brain into thinking of everything being a competition or you're going to suffer so much when you're older and I don't want that to happen to you because I love you so please change your ways and enjoy things more for what they are in the moment and not for the imaginary competition you have been indoctrinated into projecting onto all that you do in your life
>Troonbox putting xerself that highoof sad attempt
>>559727354Said everyone, ever.>>559731394Well that’s retarded. Lol.
>>559732665>enjoy things more for what they are in the momenBut what it *is*, is a competition.
>>559732665nice lady
>>559732665hah gayyyyyy
>>559730152you need to do better dude>>559731360why would she have a backup pizza…?
lmao the dog pushed you off the stone, gg
>>559732665post panties
>>559727154thanks for describing your current state of being
>>559733256>why would she have a backup pizza…?Why wouldn't she?
>>559733256you don't keep a slice of backup pizza in your pockets? wtf?
fukc i fell asleep on q
>>559732513Pedo hubby bad
if I streamed I would beat zorban bigly, I’m just as personable and way more handsome. sadly I am not unemployed
>>559734273neither is zorban, just do it
>>559733307no worries, nice try!
>>559733430>no youSee >>559717516
>>559732513how does this list make sense or what prompted it I dont get it
omg typical erg bimbos
How hard is it to type out ‘queuing’
>>559732665>3/9 winratesurely you're not on the password with that rate
>>559732665aw dont cry anon
>>559729197You should learn to unlock you dork you were on an elevation
https://nichematch.uni-web.jp/some kind of japanese recruitment website for d5 players, very interesting
>>559735734Yes… Unfortunately a lot of good players have made a lot of bad decisions in the games I’ve been in. There have been some unforgivable routing options and I’ve struggled to keep up with their thinking, or lack of. I’ve been guilty of a few hiccups but I feel I have given it my best. One time we wiped on day one and it was completely avoidable but all of us got too greedy for a little more damage vs the centipede demon and SPLAT, we lost. The past few days have been a tool on mental stamina and I don’t know if there is much more I can do when I simply can’t comprehend the inner workings of other players.
>>559735839all that effort when they can just queue erg lmao
>>559732665hey, I don't remember posting this
Whats the jap and chink community opinion on haloslopping?
>>559736159They are pro cheated relics so it does not matter
>>559736159anywhere other than here they love you for balancerslopping and will gladly hand over the haloscythes its bizarre
>>559736159The chinks luv it, the japs want to pretend guardian is good while also trying to self insert as white incest hero MC wylder sama
>>559736105that's because you're not me even though you wish
Whoops I meant to pick guardian
>>559735839Imagine caring this much for a nothingburger rank.
>>559736853Not only it is meaningless, I don't even understand what those people are trying to achieve by begging to get carried to that rank.
>>559737005a twisted sense of inner peace, probably
>>559732513Sex with Devil
>>559736251chinks and japs are not the same think retard-anon.
>>559732513bait
>>559737214yes and?
gg dragon
>>559737504chinks are pro-edited relics and Japs are not.
What happened to slayer and yendragon
i want a little bit of hair near my girl's anus
>>559737707fucked up how my ex was the same way
>>559737629Both sissied out and qut like terr(d)
>>559737831>>559737707We don’t need to know
is there a RL1 elden ring save with all items that doesn't get you banned
>>559737629Tourists that got carried to d5 and moved on. I dont blame them, the thread bantz are fun but probably seem repulsive to outsiders.
>>559736159They like the first 3 games, but tend to be sour on the later installments as best as I can tell
>>559738350you can't undo and not know it now though
>>559738397Slayer was good though
>>559738367Yes
EZ Fulghor
>>559738925please share
>no sixth sense on horse oh no no no no
>>559738367ce doesn't get you banned either
>>559739273its on nexus but you'll need to use the transfer mod to transfer your steam id to it
I’m so sorry I just couldn’t live survive
oh my I was forgor to upgrade my thing with my stone oops
>>559740427It was my fault. I’ve been playing like shit for while now I couldn’t been haloslop
>>559740427aieeeeeee
>>559740427erg girls...
You're such a coward lmao
>>559740427>two halo sloppers in the one lobbythe absolute state of /erg/
>>559740628shut up retard i dont have time for this
>>559740628If you're gonna come ONLY to talk shit might sa well ban u sorry.. on 4chan u can schizo out all u want as u do
>>559740628What did you say to get banned notshiteazunegro?
Good night, /erg/. I will be going to bed.>>559740701Go outside for a change, faggot.>>559740732>ONLY to talk shitDon't make shit up.
femanons of erg, can you record a vocaroo bullying me
>>559740628qrd?
>>559740869shiteazunegro/pururimort is mad he banned for xher own behavior and just general thread shittery.
>>559741146Banned from 4chan?
>>559740814>dsgtroon meltykino
>>559741307No tr*sh's stream chat. I didn't see what he wrote but trish has ptsd from dancing lion, so it was probably insensitive.
>>559735051>threadshitter stuck in a loopnice
>>559741351>>559741539Same anon?
>>559740848https://vocaroo.com/1etUslLtmkFD
>>559742028Fuck you bitch
>>559742028erg girls are so nice and pretty and kind and smart and I love them
>>559742151hope this helps!
thanks for understanding creasy ggs
>>559742372Understanding what
>>559741620Correct. He’s melting down and doing his usual >greentext >regular text gimmickJust ignore the seething brown
>>559742449for giving the blade of calligng
>>559742372I was reluctant to give it up, because I was building around it. But I trusted you had a better build for such a thing. That trust paid off. Still I had to go feetch a stone for a purple weapon
>>559738367Just hit the unlock all button in CE desu. Also yeah there are plenty of "fresh start everything unlocked" files on nexus
>>559736159No one here speaks Japanese
>>559742028based positive anon
>>559735839Does this require discord and vc?
I HATE THE SUNFLOWER I HATE THE SUNFLOWER I HATE THE SUNFLOWER
>>559742754I'm pretty sure those saves aren't safe
>>559735839>Register as a player>Takes you to Google loginInto the trash it goes
>>559734273Not sure what he's doing now but I think he was a night class teacher when he started
>>559743019The only thing that gets you banned from servers is very clearly tampering with shit you aren't supposed to like having cut content equipped or fucking with other players during multiplayer while online
>>559742987what did it do to you...
>>559743118>Night classesDystopic concept.
>>559743431I can't dodge the explosion or delayed thorns. And my shitty sword keeps missing it's head. Impossible fight.
>>559743661they've existed for decades underage anon
>>559743661Okay out of touch neet. Evening/late classes at colleges and whatnot are very normal what could you possibly have an issue with?
>>559743730Get gud
>>559740427This is just proof no one on erg is good
>>559744212I'm good
>>559744270Name? For the name list.
>>559741620>>559742452Why are you talking to yourself?
>>559744346Name your name so I can name you on my name list
>>559744346upset?
I've been playing every Soulsborne game but I never really bit on Nightreign because of the more roguelike structure. Is it worth getting? I literally only want to get it just to play as the Undertaker with the Ciaran skin
>>559744481It's fun if you like souls coop. I like it and I like playing with erg. Erg is my only friends
>>559744346bodied that freak well done
>>559744481It's one of the best games ever made
>>559744597>>559744660Okay that's good to hear then. I don't expect any real lore but is the world at least interesting? Also how quickly would it take to get both the Undertaker and Ciaran skin? I'm used to soloing bosses in the games up from Demons Souls
>>559742028>virtue signallingwomen are so cringe
>>559740628I'll unban you but please be nicer, you're just asking for it
>>559744832ywnb2b
>>559744832also just because shifty said so
>>559744828that anon is the only one who does it though
>>559744828that's not called virtue signaling, it's called well wishes! you are just bitter but it's ok I still like you and hope the best for you!
>>559745414are you d3 yet? I wanna play with u
>>559745414you are annoying and your husband is a good man for having the patience to deal with you
>>559740848no
>>559745414Yes, it is you who are performatively positive because you are a foid. It's not genuine.
>>559745809it is genuine! if that anon came back and said I got a meal I really enjoyed I would smile and sincerely feel happy for them! what virtue am I even signaling by wishing him well? to be nice? God forbid! I do hope you get to eat your favourite meal soon as well anon!
>>559740848Do you accept trannies bullying you
>>559746146Didn't read all that but you should stop bragging about your husband in the thread, no one asked, this is not your tumblr blog post sis.
gg menstruation
>>559746512Stressful bird run. Well actually all bird fights are stressful, even the clean ones.The loot luck was a little *too* good this run. I'm suspecting some cheating occurred.
>>559746303but it's funny to me! plus it's no different than any other offtopic post on this website which you could also similarly ignore, I feel a little bad that something about yourself makes my posts bother you inordinately and persistently for multiple days so I hope that gets better for you!
>Ask question about Nightreign>Just get nonstop blogfagging instead
>>559743835>>559743786I never said it wasn’t. It’s still unnecessary. That stuff is for the daytime. Evening/night is for unwinding. You seem upset btw.
>>559744346>>559744634Why are you talking to yourself?
>>559746512Tinpo became a duchy bunny...
>>559744660and other copes for the mentally and financially raped to tell themselves
>>559746796The farmer has harvested by moonlight since before time itself, and that plowed soil is the oldest of all schools.
>>559734273>shoulda could woulda
>>559746646>>559746146>>559745414good posts that triggered the jealous seething terrtroon nicely done sister
>>559746757What was your question? I'll answer it to the best of my ability. Though I'm no expert.
>>559746646You have to understand that to incels, people bragging about their happy relationships is like ropefuel, if you're truly a happy wholesome chungus and not virtue signalling you would stop doing this.
>>559746796collegecucks are always insecure about people pointing out the fucked up way they live their lives
>>559747071She's a narcissist foid, it's just not going to get through. Every other post from her is just >muh husband >fake nice wholesome chunguns
shit nophono cares
After struggling through d2 to d3 I blasted to d4 with only 1 loss. Either I'm improving or the players in d3 are just better at carrying my dumb ass
>>559747071sounds like they need to fix that whole incel thing of theirs!>>559747316I never said I was nice, I was trying to bully that anon that asked for it in the first place!
>>559746796Post your weight and bedtime
>>559747753Im impressed you are a worse poster than some people here
>>559747839120lb20:00
I'm gonna go down into a cave a fuck something silver.
>>559747316this and its so painfully obvious to anybody who isn't a complete fucking retard. Just ugly shit.
>>559747753uh oh the fake nice foid is flip flopping now
>>559747839why would anyone do that you weirdo
>>559748026Silver Firefly x1
>>559748032Fits right in here then doesn't it?
It's extremely weird how my winrate differs with randoms as Ironeye vs any other character (Wylder is near too). Everything is orderly, controlled, almost every sessions is good. I route, we run, we win or barely lose. (1 balancer + rain of arrows + switching affinity)As soon as I switch to something like Recluse or Revenant things turn to utter bullshit. Now my teammates pick the worst invader camps and weird routes (which they don't when I play Ironeye). Shit turns occasionally into absolute chaos where people leave.I don't get it.
>>559748370cute randoms get nervous around the girls
>>559748154my sacrificial twig
>>559748370>castertroon falseflag
>>559748370>I don't get it.Its the added item find. Its the lube the keeps runs comfy with ironeye behind the scenes.
>>559748370Ironeye mark has retard proof damage output that makes any run smooth. Casters are heavily prone to RNG of spell finds to have anywhere near the DPS of ironeye's mark. The extra time on any given activity adds up.
>>559749616Me
>>559749689impregnating this anon
>>559749689
gg curseblade
>>559749802gg i lived and died in poverty
>>559749759Making strong babies with this anon
>>559749994mpreg...
>>559748048you're so quick to criticize other peoples lifestyle but won't be transparent about your own lifestyle or time... yup. I'm noticing.
>>559750907dont post ducks they'll think your me
>>559743835Some people work during the day, anon - and they have to take classes at night.Not everyone can afford to unwind every evening.
>>559750907reddit
>>559751448I replied to the wrong anon and will not commit seppuku from sham
Another EZ win. It was a mystery boss, so I tried to collect weapons with different affinities. Luckily I found this dragon head that actually did some good damage against the boss.
>>559751898I climbed out of 8200 back to 9999 with 8 consecutive wins. But points come and points go. I doubt I'll hold on to 9999 for long.
>>559752146We know creasyjeet
>>559752367Do you, though?
>>559752453Yes, you are one of the worst players on the pw right now. That's how I know.
>>559751898Ill give your dragon head
I don't think that guy knows.
if you laugh....
>>559753097creasygawd...
>>559752971I want a dragon's hug..
>>559753164I'm in hell and I'm still laughing
>>559753164He's trying to force a meme so bad kek
creasy won
won the most recent lolcow award
>>559753771wtf no I was supposed to win that I'm trying so hard!
>>559753819First and foremost it's crazy how much I look like this IRL.
>>559753819I look like this in real life as do all erg girls
If creasy has a million fans, then I am one of themIf creasy has ten fans, then I am one of themIf creasy has only one fan, then that is meIf creasy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earthIf the world is against creasy, then I am against the world
I don't feel good
>>559754035+2
>>559753819would
just microwaves some fishcakes cause i couldnt be fucked to dirty a pantime to queue and pray I don't get scarlet rot irl
>>559754035this this this so much this
>>559754083I'm sorry that you don't feel good anon. Is there something we or someone you know can do to help you?
just got the relic duchess skill invuln, dormant reapers, lower fp consumption it's calling to me like the green goblin mask
>>559754489not really, not in the short term anyways>>559754438if it wasn't raw fish you're fine
>>559754541its ok but you rather get affinity +2 on each piece
>>559754438if you're patient enough for it you should try heating up your stuff in the oven, wrapped in aluminum foil to retain moisture and between 300-350 F for some 10-20 minutes depending on how thick, it's 1000x better and makes me not 3-bar in Elden Ring: Nightreign out of disappointment with my meal
>>559754827I'll keep that in mind but what is that in celsius
any queuers
this new bill will tax any runes acquired by defeating bosses, it is essential for rebuilding fort haight
>>559754901you know if you care!
>>559754998sus
>>559754035cringe
>>559754998I really shouldn't. But maybe 1 more game.
>>559754035Statement by Original Copyright Holder: not cringe
gg exploding fire zombie
>>559755657gg happened to me twice in the same match feels bad man
>>559755519cringe
Perfect
>>559756104cringe
>>559756260Cringey mingey innit
>>559756294yikes, yorkies & yonkers
>>559756462why is recluse the only one who looks retarded
>>559756260lame
>>559756462sex with chibi recluse
>>559756462i hope a somalian burn all of these when the race war breaks out
>>559756635that's not her mouth that’s her chin and jaw
gg margit
>>559699036Buy a lotto ticket. The odds of this have to be like 1 in a trillion.
>>559756869
>>559751192you’re noticing i don’t treat this place like my own personal blog, correct. retard. don’t put it out and it won’t be shot.
i genuinely hate gigadogs
>>559753819Crazy how built she is for Wyldmen and Wyldmen ONLY………
>>559746185sure
>>559757826>wyldalit delusions
>>559699036This is what it looks like when you turn your item discovery up to 99999 in cheat engine and kill something
>>559757802He's one of our favorite bosses.
queue d5
>>559749778>>559749616for Godfrey only
>>559757974post them trish
>>559758027okayyy
>>559758113I'm not trish and I don't even know what you're referring to?
>>559758027qing dynasty
>>559758243ming wonEU4 won
>>559758027it's not popping you have gypped me
>>559757974Sex with girls who look like this
doctos
>>559758113>>559758170Respond.
giving it 5 minutes before i give up
>>559758013>our
>>559758961Yeah we love hotdogs here
>>559759153>trooner lillies with another shit take Why am I not surprised
>>559758276>>559758243Not. Funny.
>>559759153don't speak for us retarded avatartroon
>>559759323You bodied that freak, well done. Imagine praising a boss with horrible hitboxes and spastic AI.
>>559759153hotdog is a banger boss
>>559759153Hot dog is a great boss. Don’t listen to t*** we stand with you qveen!
>>559759286nah that was hilarious kys
>>559760127You first freak
>>559759153You are so right kill all lowercase posters
I am terr You are terrWe are all terr
>>559758276decisive victory200k eaten
>>559760381I am not terr I am Duchess
gg ed dogs sorry for downing at the end there
>>559760381I'm not a brown loser last I checked...
>>559760729geegs
>>559759153>we
>>559757893>exejeet seethe
>>559760729It's fine. The fight was pretty good all considering.I don't know how I fell myself. I dodged the stupid sliding slash, but the lingering fire the attack left behind burned me to death. What else does the game want from me? I dodge the attack, and it's still not good enough. Now I have to dodge lingering particle effects too? Nonsense.
>>559760985>wyldjeet with no 6th senseoh no no no wyldsaars not like this...we lost...
>>559760729you did fine!
>>559760985>exejeet doesn't know the fight classic
Do you remember of the saint who had loved me?You studied all night at his schoolDid you learn that the duty of loversis to tarnish the Golden rule?Just when you were sure that his teachings were purehe drowned himself in the poolHis body is gone, but back here on the lawnhis spirit continues to drool.
>>559762083using creasy to talk about all executors is low hanging fruitit's like if someone said pivvot represents all wylders or trish all duchess
>>559762083creasyGOD didn't run out of flasks thoughbeit
>>559762325it's like saying u represent all brown idiots oh wait you do
>>559732747Even though it was pajeet to sky
new thread for the new thread list>>559762812>>559762812>>559762812
>>559762183>>559762826Cringe
double cringe cancels out, now you're more cringe for replying
>>559763579corny
boring
creasysisters... we wo-ACKKK!
