Nelf Feet Edition>Recent NewsThe Emerald Sanctum raid released early on Ambershire and is now available.Nightmares of Ursol will release for Turtle Wow tentatively later in March, introducing a bunch of new content to the game and unlocking BWL on Ambershire: https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24129>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance<Chuckers of Sneed> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction (Ambershire charter guilds <Branded> and <Evil>)>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>559365943
...
>Elaynna is getting banned for being a ninjalooter
The most important feature of Tauri.
>>559686256
>>559686350>featuremore like FEETure
>"NOOOOOOO my level 40 leveling shoulders i NEED my looties!"LMAO try again next run, these are PROPERTY OF ELYANNA
>elaynna still nervously coping over the fact that his account is going to get banned
you guys are a lot nicer in game!
>guy ninjas a fucking legendary in a raid and only gets a slap on the wrist>"elaynna is surely to get banned for ninjaing a random blue shit item from a leveling dungeon!"this is silkfaggot seething about dragonmaw boots level of cope and cringe
>>559686989They always do that. Appear nice in game but they will talk behind your back in whispers and in this general. They are snakes.
>>559686989It's like a couple of shitposters spamming the thread. Thread ID would make it much better.
>"g-g-guys i'm not gonna get really banned, r-r-right?"LMAO
>>559686014<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction, fun, friends, lots of loot, raids every week, three . "Eye of Sulfuras" so far! Join and get your own!
>>559686014cute feet op!
I am sowing discord between Chuckers and Branded on purpose in the hopes that they kill each other and <Evil> can prosper.
>>559687129Logs?
<Chuckers of Sneed> are looking for more Mages, Shamans, Resto Druids, and Warriors for 40 man raids (Sat noon EST, 18 CET). Christ is king! God bless!
>>559687343Oh right, I forgot, they are a streamer guild AHAHAHAHAHA
>>559687230Meanwhile nobody in either guild cares.
>>559687284spoiler that wtf
Join <Gulag>No gays or trannies
>>559687419and yet you're seething right nowu mad bro?
>>559687672I see 2 gay trannies
>>559687743No, I'm not.
>>559687798yeah you are lolit's so sad when an autistic person tries to pretend they're not mad, they really show just how little they understand social cues
>>559687773Those 2 are biological females. If you were in <gulag> you would've know.
>>559687931>autistic people don't understand social cuesThey certainly don't.
>>559687773>anon holds up two mirrors
Can't we have one guild where anons aren't weird trannies or erpers or whatever?
Everyone wants Keyholder to shit in their mouth.But she only has so much shit. The infighting over who gets it is was already intense, now that she's giving it to people outside of the guild as well it's unbearable.I think I might leave and join <Evil> like Troala.
>>559688279evil
>>559688279Gulag
>>559688279<gulag>we are big burly men.
>>559687672>>559688162>koto turned from a woggie plapping sluts into an AGP slut himselfthis is what playing on tauri will do to you
>>559688279The only guild like that is <Chuckers of Sneed>.>evilGramble erps with trannies during raid.>brandedErp guild run by trannies.>gulagWeirdo worgen erp guild.
>>559688779The cat's out of the bag, you're not tricking anyone into joining your scat fetish guild anymore, groomer.
>I'm Dying of Cancer (For Real This Time)https://youtu.be/iqTtyUSnd5A?si=n9Z1Ual84yMbbFGTdamn... who remembers him? show some love to our guy
That's not Asmongold
>>559688991>gank someone in game>he dies irl
>>559687129trying so hard
>guys please join our dead guild!
>guys please join our dead sever!
>guys please join our dead thread
>>559689731>>559689839>>559690082Now kiss
After we get Elaynna banned from the game, who should be next?
>>559690507Seralys
>>559690507Elekkow and Elafi, get all those Elniggers out of here
how to get to naxxramas on turtle wow if there is no northrend
Just joined Chuckers of Sneed. Enjoy wiping in ZG, losers!
>>559690623Now that i think about it is there a single person whose name starts with El who isnt an insufferable faggot?
>>559690887ellitor rodger
>>559690887Elicia
<Dindus of Sneedmafia>Join Now!
>>559686014<Chuckers of Sneed> are looking for more Mages, Shamans, Resto Druids, and Warriors for 40 man raids (Sat noon EST, 18 CET). Christ is king! God bless!
>>559686449
>SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORPThat’s the sound of Gramble sucking off another tranny.
>>559687343Joined on my shaman and they already sent me four 16 slot bags and 200g. God bless!
Syllanna is the only one feeling pressed over the fake picture, the rest of us thought it was funny including Keyholder but she wants to take offense on our behalf for some reason.
https://youtu.be/6Dg0UdXxVf0
>>559690830You enter through a pylon near Strathome side entrance
>>559690887Elol
>>559690887Elflag
>>559692267I don’t think it’s funny but it doesn’t upset or offend me. It’s just a lame bit that keeps getting pushed by the guy he faked it.
You guys keep bullying Elyanna and then wondering why she is so mean to you. You did this to yourselves.
>>559692803go to the bathroom like a fucking adult you degenerate poop fetish faggot
>>559692803oh yeah you're mad lol
Bodied that freak
this thread exists solely for making up lies about strangers
only terrible people do that
anyone need?
>>559692267Huh what are you on about? Why should that affect me?
magical balor bridge that always dismounts you
how can you tell I'm mad even though I said I'm not mad I don't understand
After aiding both the humans in Ravenshire against the Worgen and the King in multiple expeditions and the Goblins of Gadgetzan against the bloodthirsty Farraki. Darelon decides to take a break in Gadgetzan resting his weary sword arm and taking care of his battered armaments.
...even I get blackout drunk odd I do something useful.
Damn it. I will still drink a little alcohol tho...
>chuckers started with a fair loot system>stino viewers wanted LC bcs they assume theyre gonna get favoritism >they do get favoritism>3 weeks of loot drama<Chuckers of Sneed> will die soon
>>559695184Why so dark?
Is it justified for a tank to drop a group mid-fight because they are frustrated at a DPS that can't manage their aggro?It is, isn't it?
>>559701520Classic wow players with atrophied hands and a 2500ms reaction time will tell you yes, I will tell you to stop being a fucking puss
>>559701870Just not going to tank in a group where every pull is perfect, every target is marked with the kill order, but one DPS just rushes in and turns what should be a smooth experience into a stressful nightmare of a messy shitstorm every time; not even sorry deal with itIt's not fun and it's not what the game should be like. You're not entitled to a tank if you can't play your role properly. You want a good tank so you should be a good dps. If I have world buffs and consumables and still can't hold threat on you even when specced for it too, and playing perfectly, I am not the problem.The problem player can tank for you. Bye
>>559702296Stop being a fucking puss
<Poo in the Loo> - Stormforge-Frostmourne, crossfactionTauri legion waiting room.No trannies.Whisper Fekaboci for an invitegulagchads are welcome >>559687773>>559688162Not a woman and not a tranny either, I just don't want to look at a man's ass :^)
A perfect tank would not lose aggro in the first place.
>>559702296>forces DPS to go slower because xe can't hold aggrosad
>>559701520Do your job and tank the mobs else we'll just find some other tank to do a dungeon with
>>559706735lol
>>559705702Yeah but perfect tanks are in guilds, where everyone respects them.
>Second dev of Epoch confirmed in-game that we're getting season 1 this monthAre you guys ready?
>>559703175>I just don't want to look at a man's assWear a cape
a more perfect tank wouldve issued a polite yet firm verbal warning first, then if the problem persisted allow the DPS to take aggro and die as a second warning.
Epochbros...we are so fucking BACK
>>559711075what happened
>>559707147season 1 of what?
>flat out refuse to buy anything off the official world of warcraft shop>find myself buying $40 custom mounts over on private serverswhy am I like this?
>>559711691Copium, Epoch is as dead as Bronzebeard and their pisscord infested with pronouns trannies and cocksuckers.
Comfy graveyard for 1
>>559714773Here lies evil, filtered by ES hardmode.
>>559716079this is what WoW 2.0 should look likeBut using the old animations to keep the sovl
Tauri.Now.
>>559716079Blizzard hire this man.
Wew, look at those mushrooms.
>>559716079>>559725546Do my mushroom picture!
>>559722839Can't stand the WoD models, so I'm never playing Legion.
>>559729192vanilla models sucked ass too as WoD
>>559722839Frostmourne.Now.
>>559722839Not unless I'm promised a worgen wife
>>559722839Estrogen.Now.
>>559727145Tried with a bit mixed results
<Branded> and <Evil>
>>559732109It looks awesome, thank you!
>>559732171me friend 2(boyfriend) helf
>>559701520Yes.
>GLORK GLORK GLORK GLORKThat’s the sound of Gramble sucking off another tranny.
jibbed for her pleasure
thanks for the amazing first time mc! that was a lot of fun, everyone was so great!
she would say this, but she is no longer here, just a memory
>two hour forty minute mcamazin
>>559737870Why do you keep reposting this?
>>559738725Why do you care?
>>559737870Should I finally share the full, lurid story behind this infamous yet mysterious photo? Maybe it would shed some light on things for anons like >>559738725 if they knew the truth.
>>559739984is it some gay troon drama?
>>559740383She was changing his diaper which was full of spicy poop.
>>559740383It's the gayest. Expect nothing less.>>559740540It's worse than that.
wasn't she eating the poop straight from jib butthole?
Ellinna ate Jib's diaper.
>1366x768
>>559738651What do you expect when they have to spend over an hour begging pugs in world to come join their raids?
COUGH COUGH... bros.. I need ony attunement... where are the ubrs groups......
>>559743545bro just join the flask hr group it doesnt even drop in 97% of runs
>>559743545>COUGH COUGHThat’s the sound of Gramble choking on tranny cock.
>>559737870Schizo.
>>559741491thank you, do this one now please+10 izzat
>>559745323why did he do it? he had everything and traded it for nothing
>>559686014> brand-new survey is now live on Bronzebeard in Warcraft Reborn that asks if you would like to see additional class roles added to the game such as Warlock Tanks, Retribution Melee-Combat Healers and more... >Log in and share your feedback!This isn't saving the server, its economy or more.High risk fags, crafting RNG shit, terrible item balance, zero lessions learned from SoD, and Asscended difficulty shit killed the hype.
any servers where I can play torghast?
>>559745407Ellinna betrayed Jib.
>>559747062why would he trade all his friends for one backstabbing tranny? i don't get it
>>559747148Love.
When will shenna learn and port this fucking server to wrath 3.3.5?or the server is kwabbing itself this year alongside ascension?
>>559744000Hahaha! Very funny.
Is that fucking new zone on Turtle ever opening? I've been sitting at level 50 for months now waiting for the new leveling zone and dungeon to open.
>>559747483>HA... HA... HA...That's the sound of Gramble gasping for air after sucking off another tranny.
>>559747290Now that Unreal failed, that is happening...But is on the new classic clients
>go to bed at 8:20 PM>wake up at 3:20 AMwhat now
For those interested >>559686014Some Based anon at /vr/ posted the art of Warcraft and WoW in its entiretyhttps://warosu.org/vr/thread/12432627https://warosu.org/vr/thread/12434238And if you ever bitched about vanilla missing a lot of stuff, these books will prove that right
>>559745638>Game gets a little more difficult than what uncle is used to>He pisses and shits himself when he can't have bigwigs in big, red letters tell him exactly what to doThe average wowo player ladies and gentleman.
>>559722839Legion soon brother
what is better 0.33% crit or 22 AP for bm huntard at 59
>>559753873>BBC Piscord tourist misusing a memebtw dutch abandoned bronzebeard the same way he abandoned CoA and Wrath, and not a single shilling from teases will change that
>>55975424822 AP
>>559737870This screenshot caused at least five people to quit FMC
>>559737870>gramble in frog form
>>559757002That's Telol
>All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
>>559687036>guy ninjas a fucking legendary in a raid and only gets a slap on the wristQRD.
>>559761380
>>559761546He wasn't banned for this? I guess everyone can start ninjalooting without consequences then.
>>559761696merely a warnalways ninja loot, if you haven't been warned yet then you won't be banned even if they report you and they might not bother so you just get to keep the shit
>nigger shits in the village well>nigger only gets a warning>hmm, yes. i think we should all start to shit in the well toonice to see third world ethics at work in a third world thread.
not my problem
Is Lion's pride a good normalchad guild? Anyone played with them before
>>559768098Most <evil> members only started to drink from the well after the nigger shat in it. Before they were all dehydrated.
tauren priests were always a thing? turtle wow... is right??
>>559771957Yep. The Tauren spiritwalker unit in WC3 is described as a “priest.” It’s not really a stretch to have them as priests when Trolls can be priests.
>>559771957Holy cow!
>>559771957No lol. Concept art is hardly proof. You had plenty of cut content that never got realized.>>559772172The spiritwalker is neither priest or a shaman. There are plenty of units that never made it to WoW. The spiritwalker is one of them. He is somewhat closer to the shaman since tauren did mention they've close ties to the earth mother and elements. So it could be argued the closest to the spiritwalker in wc3 would be the tauren shaman but they're not the same thing by far.They don't even have any healing abilities. They have one ability that shares damage dealt, a decurse ability of sorts and a resurrection spell that solely works on tauren units.
Tauren priests are legit SoD garbage. Worse addition turtle WoW has ever made not gonna lie and not only that tauren players are meant to be not as numerous. That is why they have few classes. They're meant to be few.
>>559772172>>559773604based>>559776767>>559777031cringe
>that tauren players are meant to be not as numerouscompletely irrelevant argument when elf fags make up half of both factions
>>559776767Spiritwalkers don't have close ties to the Earthmother or the elements. They get their powers from cow ghosts.Also Night Elves get Priests even though none of their units in WC3 are remotely WoW Priests. "But Priestess of the Moon!" That's a fucking hunter. They use bow. They have fucking Trueshot Aura. Hell they even summon a fucking owl as a pet. Well, if they can be Priests just because the word "Priestess" was used, read the description for Spiritwalkers.>Mystical Tauren caster with Ethereal Form, which allows him to avoid physical damage. Believed to be the ill omen of a coming age, white Tauren are held in near reverence by their people, often becoming reclusive priests who wander the land in search of kindred spirits. Attacks land and air units.>reclusive priests>priestsAt the end of the day, they're a cloth-wearing class with divine magical powers that can rez and cast spells to do damage. That's a goddamn Priest.
my dream is turtle wow outland
>>559778242>Spiritwalkers don't have close ties to the Earthmother or the elements. They get their powers from cow ghosts.They're seen as omen readers and are part of tauren religion. They have to be tied to the earth mother and elements in some way since this is their entire religion.>none of their units in WC3 are remotely WoW Priests.>That's a fucking hunter.No, that is a priest and for that reason night elf priests can use bows and arrows. For that reason they can also cast night elf specific spells. So they fit. Not to mention regular hunters fitting the theme of archers and so on.>reclusive priestsJust because they get a description that matches the overall idea of their main profession within tauren society doesn't mean they're priests by wc3 or WoW standards. The same way orc shamans are priests of orc society.>At the end of the day, they're a cloth-wearing class with divine magical powers that can rez and cast spells to do damage. That's a goddamn Priest.If they would be divine they wouldn't need a lantern which there are none to use for priests in a reasonable manner and they can only rez their own because they can only contact tauren spirits. If we go by the logic that they wear clothes and cast spells well I guess warlocks and mages are priests too then.
anyone else excited for the 35th day of chuckers corrupt lc loot drama?
>>559779226we are 9-10 ppl ready to leave at any moment over this fck stino and his viewers
>>559778906The RPG explains that get their powers from the worshipping their ancestors. Even if it were coming from their religion and the Earthmother, that's still a divine source. So priests.Nelf priests using bows is Turtle jank, not vanilla. Even so it still doesn't change the fact that Priestesses of the Moon were a bow-focused unit, not just Priests with bows slapped on them (that nobody uses because they suck).Orc Shamans could be Priests except they made a Shaman class. If you want to make a Spiritwalker class do that but it's a class that works for one race and doesn't have much to work with really. Better making them pPriests.The "divine don't need lanterns" thing doesn't make any sense. Did ChatGPT translate that wrong? Divine doesn't mean they glow in the dark, dumbass.Warlocks and mages don't get their powers from divine sources which is why they aren't priests. Mages get them from arcane magic and while warlocks get them through demonic pacts.You don't even know what you're talking about so just stop. Not reading any more replies from you. Complete waste of time.
>>559778906>If they would be divine they wouldn't need a lantern which there are none to use for priests in a reasonable mannerhttps://classicdb.ch/?item=5323Seems like a decent offhand for a Priest.
I don't want to play a tauren priest but if you're genuinely mad about them you need to get your head checked
northwind and balor were goodi just hope the quality of a new zone wouldn't fall off in the upcoming patch
>Tfw you wanna play a highmovntain BVLL but the only way to do that is to become blizzard's paypig or hope that one day some private server will host any of the worst 3 expansions known to manFuck man........
>>559779226>>559779301Do you think if you write lies on 4chan it’ll magically change reality and make them real? 90% of <Chuckers of Sneed> have been in the guild since it was <Homestead> on Nordanaar, and they haven’t changed how they handle loot at all.
>>559780431>worshipping their ancestors. Even if it were coming from their religion and the Earthmother, that's still a divine source. So priests.Hardly divine they're more like warlocks or necromancers interacting with literally dead tauren rather than getting those powers from the earth mother. Like what's divine on that?>Nelf priests using bows is Turtle jank, not vanilla.Turtle jank that fits and the priestesses in the game in wc3 were not used because of their bow abilities. They had a bow but their main powers come from buffs, free scouting and their ultimate ability which regular nelf priests can do on Turtle.>Spiritwalker class do that but it's a class that works for one race and doesn't have much to work with really.>Just make a priest class for no reason for unnecessary bloatLmao.>Divine doesn't mean they glow in the dark, dumbass.They use these lanterns to contact dead spirits and the earthmother. Take that lantern away and they're white tauren.>>559780923I care for this game and server more than anyone else. Are you saying that's bad?
>>559781020legion had highmountain tauren in 7.3.5
>>559781197>I care for this game and server more than anyone else. Are you saying that's bad?Yes. Get better hobbies.
>>559781223That's the second to last patch. I ain't no freshfag but joining an expansion halfway through, having to hit max level and then repgrind just to play the race I wanna play is a bit much.
>>559778591let's do it together!
>>559781197>>559781290Okay I've just been baiting because I'm feeling mischievous... sorry everyone. I don't really care about tauren priests at all I just wanted to argue for the ask of arguing. I'm sorry.
Elaynna needs a healthy amount of rapecorrection
>>559782095I thought you were based. Even though I didn't agree with you about tauren priests, I liked your passion.
>scholo run took 2 hours because we kept wiping from pally tanks melee pulls pulling too muchAt least I got the shaman helmet... AAACCCKKK
>>559781125>they haven’t changed how they handle loot at all.Yes they have, the whole "you're low priority on loot if you can't show up to x percentage of raids" was not a thing on Nordanaar and it fucks me over because I have a fucking job. If I can only show up for half of the raids then I'm only getting half the chances to get any piece of gear, it's already fair without that.
>>559781581how so?
>>559782439by repopulating draenor(shattered) with draenei and bloodelves(orcniggers can stay out)
>>559782356This just makes me want to join more. Rewarding shitters that show up to "half" the raids is retarded. You may as well be a random pug at that point.
>>559781125ok youll just have to see i guess but i have with me at least 9 people and we werent in homestead and do not participate in the faggot streaming bs
>>559783429thisit's hilarious how any time a loot system that prefers attendance is brought up there is always fags crying about it and their only argument is "I WANT MUH PURPLES"if you can only attend half the raids then you only need half the gear, simple asgo pug and /roll against pablo and xuang who will get 5 pieces over you and then never log in again, because that's what you FUCKING DESERVE
>>559782356Also they raid on Saturdays so "I have a job" is a nigger tier cope. Join a guild that can accomodate your anomalous work schedule instead of pestering them to make exceptions for your edgecase like a subhuman brown person
>>559781197>They use these lanterns to contact dead spirits and the earthmother.No? You just made that up. Nowhere in any vanilla sources does it say this.>Like what's divine on that?Divine magic includes magic from spirits, which is how spiritwalkers get their powers. Necromancy isn't derived from spirits. It's arcane magic in WoW. Warlocks get their magic from demons who are not spirits and not divine.>They had a bow but their main powers come from buffs, free scouting and their ultimate ability which regular nelf priests can do on Turtle.The Warcraft III version had no buffing ability unless you mean Trueshot Aura which is a Hunter ability in Wow. Their scouting ability would be Mind Vision which is nothing like using an animal pet to scout (again, that's something Hunters can do). Vanilla priests couldn't cast Starfall at all.>Just make a priest class for no reason for unnecessary bloatThey aren't making a priest class. It already exists. They're adding a race to it, which is considerably less work than creating a new class.>I care for this gameYou don't or you'd learn more about it before opening your mouth.
honest thoughts on chromiecraft? am i wasting my time?
>>55978235650% attendance rate blows. You’re little more than a pugger at that point. Why should you get to steal loot from someone who has a 100% attendance? Items and upgrades are literally twice as useful in their hands as they would be in yours.
>>559783596>if you can only attend half the raids then you only need half the gear, simple asthat's what fucking happens when you show up to half the raidsgetting twice as many chances AND wanting preferential treatment on top of that is total nigger gibsmedat behavior, but what can I expect from a bunch of NEET nolife faggots. Most of you NEET retards do less dps than me anyway because you're fucking mentally disabled.
>I raidlog and only show up once or twice a month, but I still deserve BiS loot because uhhhh… I really want it “No!”
And this is why I only join loot council guilds.
>>559784150Have fun with the random girl in the guild getting 90% of the loot.
>>559783896>You’re little more than a pugger at that point.Cool, then I guess it won't matter when my boys and I all leave because we're sick of this retarded loot management and having officers that do scat fetish ERP with trannies and you have to fill all our spots with pugs who will immediately report you all for saying nigger.
>>559783980It makes no sense giving you anything more powerful than the average item because 50% of the time the guild won't be able to put it to use.>You do less dps than meOkay that may be true for some people in your raids, however you don't do double their dps on the raids you do attend so..
>>559784437>scat fetish erpif you believe this proven to be fake meme there's no way you do more dps than the average brownoid lmfao sounds like they dodged a bullet
>>559784620I was literally #2 dps in our last MC but okay faggot.I'd say to suck my dick but you probably actually would, tranny. You should be burned alive.
>>559784398>joining a guild with women (real or not)You guys never learn, right?
Chuckers of Sneed? More like Suckers of Shit!
>>559782356I wish <Evil> had those rules.
>>559783789I'm sorry for opening my stupid mouth, sir. It won't happen again. I will reflect on my short-comings and try to better myself in the future. Thank you for lecturing me, sir.
>>559784757I know top 5 guys personally, nice LARP faggot now neck
old <evil> died in the palestine-israel war. they were replaced by mossad agents
>t0 looks balling as fuck>its garbage and by the time you'd get all the pieces you'd already be replacing it with t1Games for this feel?
>>559783980hey retard, did you consider the idea that people who play more than you are more likely to get all their loot while you are jacking off?means you get your stuff without competition once you finally decide to show upif there is still someone left in raid who needs the same item as you then they simply deserve it more, simple asget fucked freeloading nigger go pug
Can we make a guild where we worship a cute girl's feet and have her get all the looties while she bullies and humiliates us?
>>559786330world of warcraft
>>559785512PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPLOLILAYNNA DOGEZA NAKADASHI IMPREGNATIONPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>559786550it already exists bro its in the OP (as long as you're okay with it being a man pretending to be a trans woman pretending to be a woman)
is telegethu and stabdotexe in evil?
>>559786550I'll make a guild where we skin and boil you alive every week in a pot in ZG then eviscerate you and use your guts to make bufffood for being a pathetic faggot
>>559786734Yes.
>>559786765That’s hot.
>>559787038name?
all the noise and information makes me want to close my eyes
>>559787038is daddyissues and ahru in evil?
>>559787179They are in branded.
>>559782346>wiping in scholo in 2026send me your name so i never pug with you
>>559787293Jibjr
>>559787269whatabout johntankman and fuutank?
>>559787293burgor
>>559787829They are in Chuckers of Sneed.
>>559745323It was his. It was finally all his. His sweaty, pudgy little fingers trembled as it held firm within its grasp a treasure he'd only ever dreamed of possessing. His squinting, beady eyes fixed in a gaze upon the artifact, as though he were afraid to look away from it lest it disappeared the moment it left his sight. Wonder filled him, titillating all his senses as his brain struggled to believe this was all real. But it was real. And it was finally his. The Eye of C'thun. Imagine it, the power of an Old God in the hands of the Gnomish Arcanist! The things he could do with it, the things he had dreamed of doing, would soon be his and more.But a wise man once said that if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. And within his own head he heard a voice not his own, faint at first, barely audible, but growing louder with every word spoken. Like a chant, its mantra sang, "You will betray your friends. You will betray your friends. You will betray your friends. You will betray your friends."Until finally, something within Jib snapped. "What friends?!" he yelled out in reply, his rage-filled high pitch squeak echoing up the catacombs of the Stormwind library to flood out into the streets above. That Full Moon Company, they were no friends of his! Always overlooking him! Never inviting him on their missions and to their parties! Never showering him with the wealth and accolades and hot sex that an Alpha Gnome like Jib deserved!And as he shook, obsessed with his own thoughts, cradling his precious orb, rubbing it, stroking it, loving it, Jib muttered to it, "I don't need them. I have you." He didn't even notice as a wind swept through and blew out the candlelight. He just lay there on the floors of the library catacombs, basking in the dim red glow of the Eye of C'thun. Alone
>>559788273yes please do the needful and cod to stino for 5 silver
>>559786550That's <Evil> except the girl is a boygirl named Flag
>GYAK! GYAK! GYAK! GYAK!That's the sound of Gramble deepthroating another tranny.
>>559787829>whatabout johntankmanRetired with Burok to a lakeside cabin>and fuutankWent back to retail after FMC dedded
>>559788702i thought he is fufu
I missed phase 1 amber and cant get any groups to form for the 60s dungeons, can we get another FRESH server torta???
>>559706735>>559701870dps players will make posts like this then a day later they make posts like this >>559788871
High elves are made for gnomes.
>>559788785fuutank joined branded as rackbride, got his healsluts stolen and was cucked by tandrok (faildom era) then tried to get into evil as fuufuu but got cucked again and killed himself
Nobody changes a gnomish diapie like a high elven tramp
If I play a rogue and ninjaloot does that count as ninjalooting or am I in character?
>>559790061Elaynna you're already a rogue you backstabbing cunt
>>559789205I made the atrophied hands post and I MT, I'm just not a massive whiny bitch
>>559790061lvl 1 roguelvl 99 prostitutelvl 50 illusionistshe'll kill and rob you the second you turn your back on her
>>559787978my favorite wpsg copypasta
>>559790232Huh?! Who am I backstabbing?
>>559788871Just skip dungeons and go straight into raiding. No one cares if you have green gear.
>>559790438Me :(
>>559788871just join <evil> raids you will get all the loot for free and you don't even need to do any damage
is elaynna a degenerate?
>>559788871You.<Evil>.Ambershire.Free loot.You join.Now.
>>559790741elaynna eat da poopoo
>please join evil we'll give you free loot you don't even have to do dps you can be complete trashthe desperation...
>>559790438You backstabbed Sylma.
I have a shaman.I'll join whatever guild that will HR Eye of Sulfuras to me.
Can i join <Evil> if im a girl? (i wont tell anyone)
>>559791939No. Only troons can make Gramble coom.Biofems make him scared and soft.
>>559791939All of the biofems in <Evil> remain secret and are too terrified to reveal their true identity.
The only biofem in Evil is Theodorian.
>>559792630>mfw i do less dps than a girl
>>559792824Theo doesn't play her character during raids any more. She gave the character to another anon (male). That's why she does damage now.
>>559790276Name?
>>559793951Elekkow
>>559793951Loliynna
>>559778242Giving Starfall to Druids was a mistakeAlso Tauren Druids were a mistake, Priests would had been a better idea also since Dwarves got Fear Ward, Priests getting etheral form and spirt link to mitigate damage would had done wondersBut no, no fun allowed on tom chilton's employee bully playground.
>>559778906There is the fact too that Bow Specialization which should be a NELF racial, doesn't exist, instead nelves got extra agility to compensate that and sucks, since vanilla all the way to wrath mechanics sucks for weapons.Again, same retarded devs who were more occupied grifting each other ingame thanks to chilton's retarded pvp bullying with his mage as he did with ultima before he ruined the game and fucked off to WoW, gave starfall to boomkins instead of Giving Hunters a Racial Skill.Also >>559753418 has a ton of good shit that would in vanilla but it was obvious even by the book that the WoW team had zero leadership til the end when they had to rush the 2004 Christmas Season release.
>>559798106>WotLK raid gear
>>559798106>crafting my next /wpsg/ schizopost.gif
>>559795578that's not you>>559796528that's not you
>>559788443i just sold it for 55 silver looooool
>>559762017TDLR just keep your ninjalooting to epics
>>559798106ah yes, the ol soggy bun special
>>559798106Is this really what you eat Elaynna? Gross...
>>559798106Elaynna… what’s going on big guy…
Tried tauri after years off and its not great, idk if the population is too small or if its the game version, but why the hell would you play an MMO solo, the fun is at finding groups, meeting people and immersing yourself into the world.that said, is stormforge wotlk any better? i was looking for a similar experience that turtle wow gives but in wotlk. (slower lvling, feeling of each zone etc)
>Huwite people can't handle good foodGo eat beans on toast then colonizer-kun.
I hate when anons think a general is their hangout thread and start posting completely offtopic crap as if the namefaggotry and gay drama isn’t bad enough.Post about wow pservers.
i got plapped by a woggie on ambershire turtle wow
>>559810110well done ****lys
>>559810110Buns...
>>559810110elafi let me knot you already
>>559810110That wasn't a Worgen.
'das rite another nightie fell to the bqc
>>559813971cringe
>>559813971
>>559814693What did you do to my shoulders?
>>559805660>stormforge wotlk people are fucking retarded there, braindead meximutt subhumans mostly. Rdfaggots are horrible, pvp is dead.>slower lvlingit's x5 XP by default, x1 is the lowest afaik.>feeling of each zone lol
tfw no turtle tranny gf
>undead warlock>slow & steadyyup
>>559822331>Tauren Warrior>Slow & Steady + Traveling Craftsman>Nigger Shaman wants duel>Cantbearsed.jpg>he /chicken's on me>Accepts duel for muh honor>Mogs himThis is gaming
>>559822967this didn't happenit is mathematically impossible to beat a shaman as a warriortry to keep your power fantasies in the realm of possibility, okay?
am i ready
>>559823639No need to project your 1500mmr reality onto mine also post hands.
First time playing turtleIt's pretty comfy so far :^)
>>559826673enjoy itcontrary to what the thread will tell you, the custom zones and newly added quests really freshen up the leveling experience so take your time
>>559826853>the custom zones>most of them are desolace tier>none of them will get a revamp
>>559828297gilneas, ambershire, that dwarf mountainside i forgot the name of are all great and all the little subzones like in arathi, wetlands, tirisfal and so on are a nice touch
>>559829307>Scarlet Enclavelooks like a zone you'd find in wow alpha>Hyjalbiggest wasted potential>Tel'Abim>Gillijim>Lapidisall bad>Icepoint Rockwhy? it's barely a zone>goblin & high elf starting zonesprobably the worst starting zones ever designed and madethe zones you mentioned are alright, which is why they should revamp the old shitty ones
>>559830063i like icepoint rockit's more of an easter egg that you discover only if you read the gnome flightbook entries in azshara or happen to run back to the tuskarr for no reason at all
>>559830285I found his skeleton so it was pretty cool
>>559830478there is also a rare mechabot that spawns next to the plane that has some silly stat items
why is she naked in the barrens again
>>559830063>Hyjal: biggest wasted potentialIt's just a dream shard collection zone, pretty boring.>Tel'AbimI liked it. Self-contained. Small. fun.>Gillijim+LapidisFreaking annoying to traverse. Mobs too close to each other. Elite trolls in the middle. I agree.>Icepoint RockFun little thing to discover. You get a +swimming thing.>goblin & high elf starting zones>probably the worst starting zones ever designed and madeTrue, and both for entirely different reasons.
>>559781453what do you think people had to do playing legion then you utter fucking retard
>>559805660Tauri is just legion waiting room atm
>>559686256i'll never understand how people can become so pathetic that they have to type out shit like this.
>any other race hunterboring midwit>male tauren hunterBASED
>>559817604no cozy wotlk server that you can find a guild to raid with? i heard horrible things about warmane, people leaving raids after one wipe and the community just being trash overall.i think ill just stay at tauri if i cant find a server that meets the demands.
>>559686014I tried playing Ascension because I wanted to try Project Epoch, and Project Epoch was pretty much dead, while Bronzebeard is full. How do people play on this shit? Nothing makes me want to play somewhere less than a bunch of private server jank and p2w cash shop items in the starting zone.
6'0" vs 5'11"
>>559837342Tandrok... what's going on big guy...
>>559837432I got noggenfogger yesterday for slowfall to visit guild bases and I'm having fun with the other effects
>tries tauri>people sweatting and talking about specs and talents at a lvl 40 dungeonlist some servers that these kind of fags dont play
>>559837835Azerotica
>>559837835turtle wow HCplay the meta dead.
>>559838110are turtle players as nasty about talents as these faggots from tauri? (pve raiding etc)
>>559838437you can skill 17/17/17 and get BiS loot in <evil> on your first day over someone who has been raiding since day 1hell you'll even get a free sulfuras if you quit 2 weeks after getting it
>>559838921nigga quit being ironic
>>559830063Tel'Abim is great
>>559838437even more so?talents are way more impactful in vanilla
>>559839071DO I LOOK LIKE I AM BEING IRONIC
>>559838437on TWoW most specs are viable. People will sperg over rogues not being assassination but not on HC because that spec is shit for leveling up safely.
>>559842980All the Tgirl_____ character are the same person, they have like 10 of them
>tauri>people sweating about specs and talents>lvl 40this never happened.you also only get 2 rows of talent choices at lvl 40.
>>559838437Tauri is low pop
>>559839071He’s only being slightly hyperbolic, but it’s true.
These thong belts are pretty whorish im surprised I don't see more people wearing them
>>559847489Z A M N AMN
>>559847489<unzip THUD>
>>559847489can i sniff your pussy musk?
>>559847489Does she have the best tmog in /wpsg/?
>>559847489imagine the smell of her sweaty pooper after a long day of getting knotted
>>559847489HUFF! HUFF!
>HUFF! HUFF!That’s the sound of Gramble snorting another tranny's boyhole.
What do you have against Gramble? He is nice.
What do you have against snorting tranny boyholes? Gramble loves it.
>>559852806Thanks I got a cloak that closely matches my boots and gloves too for when I want to turn down the coom. I just wish the shoulder color matched a bit better its too red
>>559856983*slaps that ass*
>>559856983*cums on that ass and runs away*
>>559856983*performs oral sex*
>>559856983*emotes sex acts*
>>559856983BARBED
>>559826234what's impossible is impossible and throwing out retarded toothless insults doesn't change thatyour story is fakeno one believes youyou didn't get a single (You) besides me saying it didn't happen because everyone agrees with me and had nothing else to saystop. lying.
I took this one awhile ago
>>559859893Shooting ropes to this slut's butt.
>>559859893PROPERTY OF JIB
>>559859893Choke my cock out between those blubbery buns you cheap bitch
what no pussy does to a mfer
>>559859893Just blew my load to this thanks
>>559837835wtf does this even meanhow is talking about which talent you prefer being "sweaty"?the fact that you got two replies and neither of them question what schizo nonsense you're on about makes me feel like I'm having a fever dream.
>>559859893THAT BUTT DRAINS NUTS
>>559501101
>>559861753nta but we just got over a melty regarding offspec tanking like a thread or two agosome people take the game way too seriously and will sweat you over things that literally do not matter in the slightest
>>559859893Gonna print this picture and keep it in my wallet.
>>559861753If you don't just click randomly while waving your mouse around to pick your talents you're a fucking sweatlord incel.
YOU THEREare there any servers with classic leveling that actually has people leveling that i'll see around and dungeon with?
>>559863598Bronzebeard
good morning
>>559868098Morning
>>559868098>>559869554Back to discord.
>>559869651inv pls
trans = BLOCKEDgay = BLOCKEDqueer = BLOCKEDnon-binary = BLOCKEDgenderfluid = BLOCKEDlesbian = BLOCKEDbisexual = BLOCKEDaro/ace = BLOCKEDpansexual = BLOCKEDfeminists = BLOCKEDminors = BLOCKED
>>559871224
https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Kamiodo you remember
>>559876248I remember the flowers being super annoying to find.
>>559834932>what do you think people had to do playing legion then you utter fucking retardDo all those things while having more xpacs after to look forward to afterwards (and then get disappointed by).By the time I got the HM levelled and geared on Tauri I can consider myself lucky if the server hasn't already died at that point.Something you'd be able to deduct if you weren't spending your energy getting mad at anons like a dumbass.
>>559877569Dostor...
>>559859117I don't care what you think because you're clearly bad at the game and brown. Trying to act as if the opinions of the other trannies in here matters is cute though. You're all 50 percentile players or worse, the WPSG guilds all but confirm it.
>>559880104stfu alynastrasza you faggot a warrior does not beat an equally geared shaman in a 1v1 on turdle no matter how many anime superpowers you imagine you have in your head you inbred nigger
>>559880104>the other trannies in hereIt's the opinion of literally everyone who knows anything about pvp, stupid nigger.
>>559822967you're a big fat phony!!
>>559879672Am I wrong though?
>>559881617yeahthe word is deduce not deduct
>>559881284>>559881339>>559881471>1500 mmr trannies with 0 PvP pedigree in any version of the game Kek'd
>>559882601>repeating the same shit until it sticks (it wont)kill yourself nigger
>>559882601Even if all the cope you were spewing was true we'd still all be less pathetic than a guy who feels the need to make up stories pretending he beat a guy he didn't to try to impress anonymous retards on a taiwanese cave painting imageboard. Actually mind boggling behavior.
>>559882753>>559882757>They're still seething about my duelYou're brown mutts lmao
lolcow
>nnnoooo a low level duel between a warrior and shaman cant ever end in the warrior winning aaaaahhhhh stop posting about it anon this disgraceful board only wants to make up gossip and talk about sexual fetishes, anons posting about the game simply does not understand this
>>559882821kys nigger
>>559883139>Seething xem/ximI accept your concession
>>559883093how ironic alynastrasza now stop samefagging and go back to wowcg with silkfaggot and stay there
>>559883093If you want to portray yourself as some white ubermensch fending off the brown hordes casting doubt on his totally real story you should probably learn how to conjugate verbs so your writing doesn't sound like it came from a third world monkey.
>>559883231kys nigger
>>559883239>hes going schizo and thinks im a fellow trannykek, burr even>>559883281i speak english because its the only language you speak in that little 57.5% white(mixed) nation of yours, sorry saar
>>559883387>i speak englishCould've fooled me, Rajesh.
>>559883387>there has been only one faggot posting the same picture for weeks here but it's definitely not me!kys nigger
>>559882216Shit, my bad
>>559883480>no u>minority by 2045 (if you count north africans, middle easterners and certain hispanic groups as white). youre browner than i am saar
Imagine being so desperate for the approval of random internet trannies that you write a fake story hoping they'll be impressed with your pvp prowess.Imagine having your fake story immediately outed and having a full blown meltdown because you didn't get the approval you're so desperate for.
why is it always brown people that spew out words such as izzat and ESL or brown in a derogatory manner
>>559884190Izzat is the new meme.
>>559861753dont reply to retarded ads bro. that thirdie just sets up the next post chain shilling for turtle.
>>559884889how do you shill something that has no cost to use? the entire point of "shilling" is to make money but it seems that got lost on most people long ago
Define izzat.
>>559886275Losing face.
>>559886317Thanks Apu.
>>559886275basically indian karma but reversed
>>559886275It's hutzpah but for indians
Retarded gooners gooning to pixels
I luv sheep
>>559887540its not my fault blizzard made the perfect races back in 2004
>>559888545you mean 2007
>>559888440>interrupts youWhat now big boy?
>>559888440baa
>>559892158*unzips*a sheep is fine too
Shaman players / mains on turtle WoW so far have consistently ranked among the worst and most unpleasant people I have ever met in any game, everThey can't play in groups They ninja pull all the timeThey have this "gogogogo" mentalityThey don't pay attention to threatThey don't LoSI am only commenting about this because it's so starkly obvious. No other class population has been so visibly like this and I've played this game since 2005. Is it just me
>>559893171>telegethu>zaptuah>elekkownah you are right and the proof is right in front of us
>>559884190It's mostly whites who are clearly the result of race mixing who do this in my anecdotal experience. Mostly Americans
>>559893420>Tell shaman player not to ninja pull (it's already killed tank once) >They don't listen and keep doing it>Tell them again not to do it. Tank is doing great pace anyway and healer is never needing to drink. 20 minute SM Cath runs>This apparently isn't good enough>Instant group quit after they waited in a 1hr+ queue>Get autistic rage in chat across 2 alts through an ignoreAnother one>Shaman dps pulls 4 elites near a chest in SM>Almost wipes group>Ninjas chest anyway >group kick>autistic rage in whisper after Just some recent examples. They're not all like this... but the ones who are like that are all shaman...why are they like this I just don't get it
>>559893975Shamans are in high demands, basically every guild is looking for them. This creates a very nasty person who thinks he's hot shit
What is a good server to play with my bf? We would like to do the endgame content without having to deal with the usual tranny cliques, preferably it would have a HC mode
>>559894472>my bf>without tranny cliques
>>559894427They even do it on their non-shaman alts it's insane. Every time I'm like "yeah what a shitbag noob pos" they turn out to be a shaman main. I swear to fucking God it's nuts
>>559893975Shaman players are the niggerest out of all people, proven time by time.
>>559895052It's making me seriously wish the cross-faction separation was enforced on TurtleWindfury totem is not worth the curse of dealing with these people
my shaman is level 24 and so far i only healed a couple rfc and wc runs
>>559893420Burok was a bro thoughbeit
>>559893171dps players in general are niggers who won't watch threat, shamans are just the only ones who generate enough threat while simultaneously not having any threat dump ability for this to be a problem for an average tank
>>559895857doing a 2k earthshock crit that gets boosted threat on pull before the tank even gets a meleeswing in is not an "average tank" issue
>>559896194an above average tank would've done his own 2k earth shock crit
>>559896194i wasn't saying a good tank won't lose threat to a shaman, i was saying most dps don't do enough threat to steal aggro anyway unless the tank is below average
There's a group of people who play this game while not being sapient. These are the people who pick their races purely for weapon skill or PvP purposes, don't transmog anything and just have DPS meters so they can play as if this was a single player game. Being restricted entirely to ugly races, only a certain kind of person can play shaman. The kind of player that is unable to behave in any social setting, which is the reason behind their lackluster totem uptime when playing in groups; because they just mobgrind from 1 to 60. They will never speak a word in chat other than slurs because when things don't go as they want is the only time when they feel like communicating, much like an animal.Blizzard solved this issue by adding Draenei shamans in TBC.
>>559896194THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS
>>559894578So there is no good server to just enjoy as a duo?
>>559896917do you have to make absolutely everything about you being a tranny
>>559897016turtle
>>559897032Found the shammy Stop being a shitbag cunt
>>559897117no, I was literally complaining about shamans earlier, but I had valid reasons, and them not being elves or humans for you to goon to is not oneporn addict retard
>>559897032t.
<Sisters of the Sunwell>, what happened there?
<Lightborne>, what happened there?
>>559897370>>559897568are these real guilds? i want to join
seriously though kill yourself alynastrasza
turtle wow sunwell soon...
>>559897236wat
>>559897697seconding thisand take silkfaggot with you
How are you losers so guild obsessed? It's literally all you degenerates talk about. Are you a teenager or something? Good Christ.
^GM of a failed guild
that's itall us shaman players are going on strike and leaving all the 4chan adjacent guildsyou think we're not worth the windfury? fine, play without it. Shamans can be every role, we'll make our own shaman only guild and play by ourselves.
>>559897016https://turtlecraft.gg/
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>, what happened there?
>>559898678>Being in a "4chan guild"Holy fucking new
>>559900714>>559897039Thank you, whats a good class/spec for begginers so I don't get too much in the way?
>>559901797ret paladinyou'll blend in with the billions of them
>>559901797rogue, mage, druid
>>559901797depends.normal or hardcore mode? do you prefer tanking, healing, damaging? melee or ranged? what is your typical main/role in other MMOs or RPGs? will you only duo or run 5 man dungeons too? planning to raid after you hit level 60? is this your very first time playing wow, or do you have prior experience with other expansions? are you a top or bottom?
>>559902369>are you a top or bottom?>my bfTake a wild guess buddy
>>559901797If it's HC then Druid and Hunter should work for a duo. Hunter and Druid can easily do most shit in the game solo so duoing as them should make it more manageable plus you'll have access to useful skills incase shit goes south
>>559901797>>559902776holy paladin (female human with a slutmog)
>>559897301>the piercings on the axe blade so retarded it warps back to being kino
>>559901797How beginner are we talking? Every class can reach like 80% of its potential with 3 buttons, everything else is for the remaining 20% and support spells to make gameplay easier.
>>559902369>>559904082I played to 60 in hc once as a mage but i feel like I wasn't doing much, I saw that turtle changes a lot of specs and I don't know enough to understand how it affects their balance/gameplay.I usually prefer playing support roles but I am afraid of letting tanks die, having good outfit options for the class/race combo is important to me as well
>>559904749just go paladincan tank, heal, dps and you can transmog literally every single item in existence
>hunter class>has no ability to stealth, prowl, or otherwise sneak around unseen as hunters are known to doexplain
I still don't understand what that huge black stone above the entrance to the keep is
>>559907070That's my massive fat shit I took on stormwind while alliancecucks just watched
>>559907416>his shit is blacki'm sorry for your coloncancer bro, how long do you have left?
>>559907070What do you not understand?
>>559904749paladin
>>559908786what that huge black stone above the entrance to the keep is
>>559910576its onyxias spaceship
>>559906968>can smell and identify everything in a mile radius>can easily run down prey and cripple its movement>can lay trapskys melee hunterfag ynwb a rogue
any of you anons on turtle have a leveling spec for rogue?
Is Turtle WoW safe to play? Didn't they get sued into oblivion or something? How the fuck is it still running
>>559911909I have to fight off Blizzard assassins every day. Only play it if you are strong like me and can take them.
>>5599119092 more weeks now go post about it on twatter you dumb golem
>>559911960Damn, I just wanted to play a bit of vanilla without paying woke IP squatters who had nothing to do with creating the game
>>559912123TWoW isn't vanilla, it's vanilla+ with a bunch of custom content
>>559912532Fresh servers when?
>>559913676Ambershire is the newest, only at MC, ZG, and Kara10 so far
>>559912123turdle is vanilla-
>>559913870es too sis...
>>559913964oh yeah lmao>sisThank you for noticing
>>559913937retoilet brainlet
>>559913870Really? That's fucking kino. I love phases 1-3. See you there>>559913937Closer than season of bullshit
>>559914023brainwashed troondlesissy
no biological female has ever described herself as "ditzy"
>>559909989>>559905654Do I need to be human or can I be an elf slut?
At least retoilet is fun
ituh
>>559917028retoilet ruined my favorite character
fresh status??
>>559914708yes you can be a bimbo elfslut paladin wearing platebikinis like 90% of the server
>>559754357CoA is alive, any day now.
>>559922909hunter pov
>>559907070It's the rest of the castle. Have you not seen all the locked doors?
>>559924829am i stupidwhat is this supposed to be??
is valianor still being updated?
>>559924902I wouldn't worry about it.
Daily reminder that shaman players inexplicably tend to be almost universally a shitbag.
Big bitch
soon I'll become seeker of knowledge
>>559924902little gnome sized towers
With Ascension hosted in Russia, what happens when Russia closes off Russian internet traffic to the rest of the world?We lose access to Warmane and Ascension. Turd wow is in KazakhstanWe need a server hosted in Bulgaria.
>>559937856>it was real in my mind
<Evil> got their second Scythe of Elune!
>turtledevs in charge of creating balanced itemsWarriorchads, are you ready to simply delete everything in your path?
>>559941436>>559941572
>>559941436>inflicting 10% of your total health as shadow damage every 5.to your target?to your self?both?i swear turdletrannydevs can't even write a fucking tooltip, nevermind the fact that they can't even write out "every 5 seconds."
>>559942936To yourself. And it's guaranteed to be a crit, which proc Enrage which gives warriors +20% damage for 8 seconds (in addition to the 225 Strength they get from the trinket).
>>559943115oh cool so now you can onetap warriors as a shaman even faster because they literally kill themselves by 30% without you doing anythinglmaoguess what else gives you enrage, bloodrage, and that only costs not even 1% of your hp
>>559941436as someone who has never played warrior, this sounds kind of dog when you have abilities like ice block or freezing trap or one of rogues two billion CC abilities or plenty of other effects to just... negate it and deal 30% max basically for freeunless you're letting them W key at you and unload everything at once, in which case you were most likely going to die anyways
It's not a pvp trinket
>>559943298nobody cares about pvp
>>559946028and that's why turdle is a dogshit server for chink pve carebears>ooOoOOooOoOooooo look at us we cleared this raid that braindead pugs were clearing for the past 20 years 3 seconds faster than last week ooOoOOoooOoo!!
pvp chuds sybad
>>559946318Nobody cares about vanilla PvP period, arguably PVP in the entirety of World of Warcraft at this point. It's just a massive cope in every iteration of the game and has been since 2019, if not earlier. Troondle Devs cannot fix it, Blizzard cannot fix it, it's a mentality thing.
Does Slow & Steady toons lose 5% of their xp if they die in bgs?
>>559946318nobody cares about pvp
>>559946998yes
>>559945246isn't that still worse than other trinkets that don't actively kill you, and either have a longer duration or are simply passive?i feel like there are less destructive, more consistent ways of pumping DPS that don't open you up to raid mechs, or pulling aggro, or demanding a healer burn extra mana just to babysit yousomething like Devilsaur Eye for hunters is a functional 198 AP for 20s trinket that costs nothing - and you can get it at level 52idk the scaling and effects sound bad and more trouble than they're actually worth
>>559946998No, PVP deaths don't count.
>>559947790Rogues use this and it's not an issue. If the self damage also generates extra rage, then it's super good
>>559949773that's only useable outside MC with a dedicated healer and they are nerfing it
>>559947790Healers that arent complete shit at this game dont go oom, the damage you deal to yourself in a raid with this is minimal.With kings this item is 500AP for 15 seconds.Assuming the damage hits you for the first time after 5 seconds, you will be enraged for 18 seconds in total, giving you another 20% damage.each of these effect alone makes your devilsaur eye look like a joke and you get both, at the same time even lol.>>559943298nobody told you to use a trinket draining 30% of your health in pvp, i know youre a brown player but you cant be this retarded.
>>559951270nobody gives a shit about MC, BWL has more bosses immune to fire than MC and nobody gives a shit about BWL either.
>>559941436>every 5lmao
>>559952719Wow you're so cool.
>>559949773why would a rogue use a 1.3 MH dagger with shit dps?
>>559953609I think poison works on it together with that effect.
>>559946318turtle is a RP server, and the chinks have their own containment server.
>>559953609because turdletrannydevs are shit at classbalance and decided that rogue dps should be 90% from poison procs so you equip 2x1.3sec daggers and spam 1p slice and dice 1p envenomliteral level 40 daggers with 1.3 speed do more dps than 90% of raid epics
>>559953609Poisons.
>>559953650intredasting, so using this and the 1.3 OH, poisons, assassin spec, dragonsbreath chili, spell damage flask, shadow oil, spell damage gear, and some highly irregular meme spec you can be the new ret paladin?
>>559942936>Use: Steals corrupting power from the shard, increasing your Strength by 225 for 15 sec. Every 5 sec, you take Shadow damage equal to 10% of your total health.It's so much nicer when it all makes sense and fits together.
>>559954016Combat rogue is slightly better with naxx or higher gear, but spellstrike rogue is very viable, does about 1350 dps and the best rogue build until naxx gearCombat has agility scaling on turtle though, with 800 agility, your energy ticks every 1.02 seconds, Combat Swords can't spend energy fast enough, so Combat Daggers are eventually the better version
>>559953169No its simply the truth, many guilds can hardly host any of these 2 because nobody wants to go.
>>559954427Well duh when you have later raids people are only interested in those.
>>559954016you will do decent DPS with no effort and shit gear but once you go into naxx, actual rogues are going to outperform you heavily.Low skill floor and low maximum potential.
Timbermaw Hold armor + new Onyxia's Lair boss weapon
I can make it >>559960863that weapon looks sick
the boar.
>>559963189How many runs did it take for that to drop?
>>559963189Was it worth it?
>>559966584200 something>>559968049if you like boars then yes, otherwise no
Ambershire or Nord?
>>559972156ambershire
>>559972156Nordanaar
wow or wlw
>>559687343Daily reminder poongoon is a registered sex offender for showing his dick off to a child, lmao
>>559977113wew
Why is there nothing to play? Someone needs to make a real private server desu
My third eye's prediction on Classic+Holly Longdale recently talked about how the older players are aging out of World of Warcraft in general and there's a whole new generation of zoomers that they're trying to captivate in to playing. This extends to anything Classic as well.>HD retail graphics>Achievement system like Retail>Leveling challenges like TurtleWoW>New raid content>WoW Token>GDKP Ban>Shaman on Alliance Pally on Horde but not how it will be in retail. Dwarf Shamans and Tauren Pallies>Less " + " content than TurtleWoWThe game will not be made for "Classic" players per se. It will be made for retail players. The only thing that will be Classic about it is probably whatever name they try to tag it with.Keep in mind if you've been paying attention to posts on Twitter from current people working at Blizzard you will get tidbits of information that are very telling. This post by Tom Ellis is a good indicator that Aggrend wasn't even behind the GDKP Ban. It came from higher up. My money is on Holly Longdale.
>>559977550Post his sex offender registry page then.You can't because you made it up.
>>559982058nobody cares stop spamming this. prediction you will die of aids from a feral nigger
>>559983273>spamSomebody's not too bright.
>>559982867Isn't it a crime to claim that someone is a pedophile when in reality he isnt, especially if you do it trying to hurt their income from streaming?
>>559983735you are a spammer and your intellectual deep learnt researched take is that classic plus will be like retail what a bombshell take that needs to be spammed everywhere you are soo smart
>>559983273how would you tame a nigger?
>>5599846891st time posting it. Must hard being wrong and loud about it.
>>559984561In the US defamation is a civil matter.
>>559985113now you resort to lying to save face >>559953897 you are a sad loser spammer who thinks he has anything of value to say>>559984930with a whip and some watermelon and some fat white hogs from wallmart
>>5599853911st time posting here yes. 2nd time total across two boards. You need to understand the definition of spamming.
>>559985113>Must hard being wrongindian nigger thinks saying classic plus will be like retail is the most jaw dropping statement that nobody has ever heard of, blizzard is pissing and shitting their pants praying nobody hears this truthbomb it will break the internet >>559985505the story keeps changing spammer indian nigger, next time write it in your diary not the reply box
>>559985659EU hour crash out hours are great.
Can I play it on browser yet?
>>559984561i live in brazil nigga idgaf
>>559985659Imma post it again next thread just because video game discussion angers you so much.
what druid spec should I play at 60 on turtle wow
>>559982058>Dwarf Shamans and Tauren PalliesBetter than turtle.
https://youtu.be/jBnJ9QL4xjg
im in love with someone from here...
>>559992125ok
>>559992125is it me?if it's me, i'm not interestedif it's not me, i don't care
>GULP GULP GULP AHHHHHHThat’s the sound of Gramble drinking down another load of troon coom.
>>559994329Sound like you're jealous of his mount form.
>>559986252>Actual brownoid acting like subhuman filthShocking really.
>>559995197i may be brown but at least i dont rape lil kids like stino amirite fellas
>>559995432>Admits being brownkek
alynastrasza is a pedophile
>>559992125same but I don't want to scare them off...
>>559992125same... but they blocked and ignored me on all platforms...
>>559996690What did you do?
>>559992125>>559996517>>559996690Unfortunate for that mystery person.
>>559996758he just bee'd himself too much
>>559996758talked too much...
i miss her but she doesn't miss me...
>>559997820Sounds like whoever blocked you is a real antisocial loser. You deserve better friends.
>>559999040Not everyone likes clingy people.
>>559999040Believe it or not this is in fact the post most indicative of mental illness ITT.
>40 min+ dungeon queues for levelling tanks on Ambershire>Playerbase divided into three parts of rude nasty pieces of shit / toxic positivity retards / arrogant noobs>No fun allowed sweating when the game isn't even hard>Blacklist addons and cliquish sociopathy abound>Server wants tanks but treats even great ones like shit and doesn't give them a spot in endgame>Zoomer Discord faggotry everywhere>Everyone is rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rush rushingOkay I gave Turtle WoW a go, not having fun. Think I'm just done with this game. "The vibe is off" as the kids say
>>560000217>>560000673You shouldn't have blocked that anon for being friendly. You need to get over your social anxiety and autism.
>>560000807>>Server wants tanks but treats even great ones like shit and doesn't give them a spot in endgamevanilla issue, when 20% of a dungeon party is tanks but only 7.5% of a raid group, sometimes less, there's just not enough spots to go around.
>>560000807you're too late... maybe next fresh...
>>560000807i play on nordanaar and everyone is a good person here
>>560001440Think I'm just sick of faggot posers and their in-jokes as well. Just done with the genre. Bye.
>>560000807Why did you decide to play on the realm for zoomer and classic refugees?
I want an anon to talk to me too much...
>>560010884Name class spec race gender and server?
>>560011165My name is Jib.
>>560011275kek
>>559982058could be better, remove the WoW tokens and add all the BFA races and pandaren, and eventually azeroth flying. add chromie instances for lordaeron and silvermoon
>>560000807I want a wow server that actively bans streamers, discord faggots, and people who speak spanish
>>560012127>based fvsh chvd server>population: 3
>no less than five different anons in this thread fell in love with me
Hello @everyone!Please join us in 30 minutes for the release of our final [Nightmares of Ursol Patch Trailer.](https://youtu.be/-O2lcZGUQZs)
>>56001514360*
>>560015143Release date will be announced in the video
>>560015143>>560015892Buy an ad.
I FUCKING love turtlewow. i play this game 21 hours a day with 2 hours to sleep and even when i do sleep i wake up SHAKING in a cold sweat wanting to play turtlewow. im PHYSICALLY ill when im not playing turtlewow. this is what i call DEDICATION!!
>>560017393Dated.......
Me playing Feral Druid
>>560019661Damn dude you must be rich to afford all that RAM
https://youtu.be/-O2lcZGUQZs!!!!!!
>>560020339>Stealing Lumberjack from BBC+Turtle really has fallen so low
>>560021647<Evil>
Lil bro lowkenuinely asking if there are guilds devoted to his gay fetish for African Americans in azeroth
>>560021647Just go fuck a Orc there are no blacks
patch coming march 20th finish levelling your alts before then because they're about to rape rested xp with it
>>560023108i already quit playing Twow before Shenna gets DMCA'd and the government of Kazakhstan makes an example of her janky Russian asshole.
>>560029962who asked
>i never got to massage her cute elfearsi deserve being forgotten by her...
Dwarf or Undead hunter?
>>560034941undead, because hunter is a class exclusively played by FAGGOTS, and FAGGOTS shouldn't play dwarf
Did they really have to troonify the error text?
>>560037006Why not just use the gender neutral "they"?
i cant wait to stop cataclysm in grim batol raid
In 9 days, <Evil> will prove to the world that 4chan is able to slay dragons.
In 9 days, Flag will say Nigger Nigger Nigger in raid chat and wipe the raid 6 times in a row to the first BWL boss
>Evil troons believe they will clear BWL on the first night
>>560034309Tell us about her anon.
Anyone here playing turtle wow on linux? Classic is butter smooth but Turtle wow is a stuttery mess, but it might be the shitty engine.
i'm going to miss the first lockout because my raid is on fucking thursday
>>560042231Join a pug
>>560042231then pug it, is <Branded> blackmailing you to not do the raid with anyone else?
>>560042087classic runs on the retail client which is super optimizedturdle runs on the old 2006 client that requires shady closed source DLLs to be tolerable
imagine turtlewow on ue5
>>560030291gonna be tragic when it happens. Shenna already spent your money btw. The UE client was never coming out either, that was another one of her scams for donations.
>>560035410Dwarves literally have a place called the RAM RANCH right outside of Ironforge.
Did Blizzard really sue Shagu? He was just a small time addon developer, it doesn't make any sense that Blizzard sued him
I've been gooning so hard I forgot it was AV day
>>560044619because he associated with the turtle staff team
>>560044619Blizzard doesn't have anyone else they can reach. It's desperate.
>>560044619Yeah, because he's German and did a bit of her code work for her, developed a quest helper addon for vanilla servers, and maintains a special one for Twow
Any good servers?
>>560046061Turtle WoW isn't safe in Kazakhstan. She should have moved her server and residence to Bulgaria.
>>560046263Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, doesn't get better
>>5600466722 more weeks.
>>560046685I said good
>>560047627Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm,
>>560047728He said good
>>560048189Turtle WoW, Nordanaar.
are there any cataclysm+ private servers that have an actual population and that are also not turbo-aids?
>>560048779>cataclysm+>not turbo-aidsHmmmmm
>>560048779Retail
>>560048887He said not turbo-aids.
I just saw this, this shit looks cool what's a good class for turtle wow and what server should I play on?I was playing another server but I don't think anyone here was playing it and I think it might be a cash grab anyway.
>>560049665>I think it might be a cash grab anyway.so is turtle
>>560049665on Turtle WoW a bag from Shenna's cash shop costs 30 euros.
Who buys from the cash shop lmaoooooooooooooo
>gender politics in stormwind gatesjust give me my rested exp so i can leave>>560049665Ambershire definitely, you can try a melee hunter with reworked survival
>>560049665Turtle wow is the biggest cash grab server don't play it.
>>560050226the people keeping Shenna's cocaine addiction alive. Her entire operation costs about 300 euros a month, and everyone who works for her is a volunteer. None of the coders, DJs, GMs, or discord jannies get anything for their volunteer work.
>>560050226hundreds of thousands of peopleshenna makes more in a month than you've made in your lifetime
>>560049665The EU region has 3 realms:>Nordanaar: The original PVE realm. 1x XP rate and allows you to play in groups with players from the opposite faction.>Tel'Abim: The less-populated PVP realm. Has 2x XP rates, cross-faction stuff is disabled>Ambershire: A PVE realm that launched back in August 2025. Same setup as Nordanaar, but currently raids are being released in phases, with BWL opening once the new patch comes out on March 20.
>>560050439Turtle WoW wishes it was as big a cash grab server as Warmane is.
>>560049665if you play turtle you're dumb lmao check their cash shop
>>560050498>Her
>>560050547When you go on EpicNPC or anywhere else selling Turtle WoW characters 95% of them were generated by Shenna or someone on her team. TWoW bans anyone caught buying/selling gold, but that's because she hates competition.
>>560049984it also costs $0 if you aren't dumb enough to spend $30 on a bag
>>560051112but what if I want 4 32 slot bags on my level 14 gnome I'm never going to play again?We got a thing that kind of lets you dual/tri spec, it's 20 euroswe got a thing that lets you drag an auctioneer around with you while you level so you can just be the ultimate faggot
>>560051562I dont see the issue with any of these, do with your money whatever you want?
>>560050391>gender politics in stormwind gates>just give me my rested exp so i can leavetop kek. something somethingthis is waht you get for playing the server with the big T. xxaxaxaxa it all comes together nicely who you do think plays on this servers jajaja old trannies without money. picture a crackhead street preacher talking to a refugee camp outside sw. they got you bro. i cant even bro.
>>560052191dont reply to me schizo
>>560052838go get you rested xp
>>560046263Warmane Lordaeron
>>560052191facts this guy is 100% correct
>>560049665>playing t-wowthey got you bro
>>560049665Ambershire new realm best realm
>>560049665>Nordanaar: The original PVE realm. 1x XP rate and allows you to play in groups with players from the opposite faction.>Tel'Abim: The less-populated PVP realm. Has 2x XP rates, cross-faction stuff is disabled>Ambershire: A PVE realm that launched back in August 2025. Same setup as Nordanaar, but currently raids are being released in phases, with BWL opening once the new patch comes out on March 20.(most /wpsg/ anons are currently playing on Ambershire)
>>560049665You should join <Evil>, the best guild around for Anons. I would suggest rolling a warlock or a hunter.
why would you play on Ambershire and not be HC? Normies are so fucking gay
>>560057573keep shaking that ass
>>560057573When you smear vaseline on your monitor
>>560049665Shit fucking server. Pop has dropped from 1k+ to 200 because of GMs. Everyone exploited gold farming methods and left new players in the dust and NOW they care about people doing it but no punishment for the GMs friends that made 500k+ gold. Economy is ruined and you get banned for the dumbest shit. Don't waste your time here and DON'T donate.
Gonna be playing a Tauren Priest. I hate all the other priest races on Horde and now is the perfect time to see the other side. Im gonna give everyone I see divine spirit and a PW:Fortjob.
Remember Epoch? That was funny
im going to join evil what class will get me a raidspot is arthur still in charge?
>>560059529Pink heal sissy
>>560059529>im going to join evil what class will get me a raidspotAny because the guild struggles to fill raids.>is arthur still in charge?Leadership was passed to Telol/Gramble which means the trannies run the guild.
>>560058696don't give shenna your money. She fucked us over baiting us with the UE5 client she never intended to release, all they had was some concept shit they spammed on twitter for 6+ months begging people to donate more so they could finish the UE5 client
>>560060426>She
>>560060626Shenna is an old russian slag, i think there are pictures of her around somewhere
>>5600610193D women aren't real, only 2D exists
>couple devs start working on ue5 for wow>shenna catches wind of this and jumps on it>offer the ue5 wow team a bunch of china money to make it exclusively for turtle wow>ue5 wow team takes the money>china money dries up>ue5 development slows down as promises behind the scenes are rescinded>blizzard comes along and sues>shenna uses this as the perfect opportunity to cut ties with ue5, walking out on the promised money and never paying a dime>shenna basically used ue5 as free publicity for turtle wow>meanwhile the ue5 wow team stops developing because no money and the lawsuit scared them offthe wow pserver scene was deprived of ue5 all because of shenna's greed
sleep it off
>>560059529you can skill 17/17/17 and get BiS loot in <evil> on your first day over someone who has been raiding since day 1hell you'll even get a free sulfuras if you quit 2 weeks after getting it
>>560061745Life is rough.
>>560061367The UE5 team gave up because blizzard threatened to build another case against them.
>>560061367They were going to sue them regardless of which server it was for, they aren't going to allow someone to make their game with a better engine than them.
>>560063016Shenna promised UE5 by Devember 2025, it didn't come along, but she got an off-ramp when Blizzard threatened to sue. In the meantime, she took everyone's donation money people thought was going to the development of the server, but instead it went to Shenna's pockets.
>>560063162I'm not denying that part of it, but it was always going to get shut down. Shenna didn't cause it to get shut down, just took advantage of it.
>>560061367Perfect scam. Got a ton of donations, paid none of the promised money, then got out with the best excuse. Shenna won. Wow private servers lost.
>tank ubrs for the bwl attune>get lead so i can mark>at the end some random guy ask for lead>he clearly wants to make money selling attunes>demand 100g for it>he pays>log offI wonder how he much he's made now
>>560066558More than that most likely
>>560066857I hope he made his money back
>>560066982I'm at 50g just selling summons
>>560066558>>560067024goblin-coded posts
>>560067253Time is money friend
>>560063274It was pretty obvious to anyone with any idea of game development that UE5 would have taken 2-3 more years before a beta, she was pushing it as December ready, anyone who didn't see that scam coming is gullible.
>>560059529we still have a single warlock, you can see how happy he is right here >>560061909 , you'll get a raid spot playing anything though
>>560055582>(most /wpsg/ anons are currently playing on Ambershire)That is not exactly true, nord has more anons playing but it does not have a /wpsg/ guild.
Explain why I should leave Evil and join Branded
>>560068134The only fags still playing on Nord are Zaptuah, Ellinna, Fish, and Sunethil. Aka friendless losers. You also have a guild there but refuse to use it because friendless losers.
>>560068168Explain why we should invite you to Branded.
>>560068336I already got an invite to Branded. I'm asking why I should leave my current guild Evil for Branded.
>>560068336>raids with pugs>has non-anons in the guild>tries to pretend the guild is selective in any wayPut the ball gag back inside your mouthhole you worthless trash.
>>560068324That is not even close, you think the only anons are people that were in FMC?And this is not even the full list of people that associated with FMC that are still playing.
>>560068462You should make up your own mind.
>>560068630that applies to both guilds
>>560068687That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to make an informed decision. That requires researching and asking around.
>>560068664>"there are actually hundreds of anons on nord we're all just really shy and hiding!"Ok but meanwhile in reality if you want to play with anons who actually exist try Ambershire.
Best path for guildless lvl 60 is to ask each guild from here to raid with them once without joining them and then make up their mind
>>560068878What are you looking for in a guild?
>>560069178Mainly just in it to raid. Evil isn't that bad but it has its flaws.
best path for lvl 59 huntards to make some gold for breastplate of beast mastery (you know who this is)
>>560069039Exactls, they dont want to associate with someone like you, for obvious reasons.Why do you think your little guild always dies?
>>560069390You can raid with Branded without leaving Evil.
>>560069660If we want to play in fairytale land, what does it even matter if there's a billion anons on Nord when none of them want to play together?
>>560069698I could but I'll get shit for it.Don't understand why you need to be cryptic about this.
>>560070038>hey is branded a good guild?>"THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR DEFINITION OF 'IS' IS"theres a reason they have to pug raids anon
>>560069660>Why do you think your little guild always dies?Both /wpsg/ guilds on Ambershire are healthy and active thoughbeit
>>560069865Different topic, the claim that ambershire has more anons is wrong, thats all I said.
>>560070243Because they get locked from attending the NTRvil raids gearing their alts.
>>560070416Can you prove Nord has more anons than Ambershire? Because Ambershire has two active anon guilds. Meanwhile you have no numbers supporting the claim for these mysterious and elusive anons who totally are real bro trust me.
>>560070038Elafi does it all the time, what's the problem?
>>560069865We do play together. There are a dozen anons in my guild, some were in FMC in the past, some were from pupper.
>>560070572nord has a lot more active max level than amber does. Then again, ambershire has a lot of people who aren't yet geared and you're more likely to get a MC/Ony pug now Nord has more people in naxx gear who can carry your shitter ass
>>560070950What does that have to do with anons? Nothing. You're goalpost shifting. Let's move the goalpost back.You're claiming Nord has more anons than Ambershire. The only data is /wpsg/ guilds. In that area, Ambershire has two active /wpsg/ guilds while Nord has none. This indicates Ambershire has more anons than Nord. While this isn't the perfect metric, it's the best metric we have available since there's no anon census. Sorry, but you can't base your argument on imaginary anons who never play with one another in game but number in the thousands only inside your head.
New thread>>560070912>>560070912>>560070912
>nord has more anons so come play on this server by the way i hate anons and never want to play with anons and hope your guilds die and constantly shitpost themwhy are nordschizos like this?
>>560071216Why do you assume everyone who is from here is in a /vg/ guild?
>>560071886I don't.>While this isn't the perfect metric, it's the best metric we have available since there's no anon census.Why do you assume there are billions of hidden secret anons on Nord when there's absolutely nothing to back this claim?
>>560072147it is hilarious how clueless you are and how angry it makes you to learn that most of this thread avoids you and your guild, you really did not know?
>>560072472Why are you afraid of anons?
>>560068134>nord has more anons playingProof?
>>559863598Bronzebeard. Despite what some jaded fag says there are a lot of people still. PvP is alive, player hubs like Crossroads and Goldshire are full of people, average 5 mins as DPS wait for LFG, chat is alive and there constant LFRs.
