Previous: >>559686928>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
retard
neigha
I put my dirt team trials umas in for my last entry to let more shitters through, Taiki and Falcon don't even have any gold skills and they still won.
[JRA Jockey Wins]4639 Yutaka Take3000 Norihiro Yokoyama2943 Yukio Okabe2636 Yuichi Fukunaga2541 Masayoshi Ebina2341 Yoshiomi Shibata2249 Masayoshi Kawada2151 Christophe Lemaire2111 Hiroshi Kawachi2016 Sueo Masuzawahttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/2030519749973770516?s=20
we used this marvey picture last week...
>>559702221>Didn't remove JP Game News
No horny posting allowed
>>559702381It was the deleted thread
Almost there
>>559702342You can't say that Mambo there are black umas...
Another decent haul, time to loop spurt into all this
Falcuck bawling her eyes out while Ulala's just happy to be there.
Rebricked is confirmed botting?
>strongest aces are always distance SletsI hate it aaaaaaa
I microwaved my coffee.
Sex with Boys
i hate parent farming, bwos
Finally, a team with some passion
Did they lower the chances for this event or something? Feels like I've had 50 or 60 careers in a row now where it's been nothing other than one carrot or tissues
>>559702552You don't have a kettle?
>>559702639I fuarking kneel
>>559702602
>>559702552Not BritishDon't care much for coffeeBut what in the fuck do you mean you "microwaved" a hot beverage??It's one thing to hear Americans say they cook their water on the stove cuz their power sockets are too piss weak for a proper water kettle, but this takes the cake.Whatever works, so you do you, but wat.
>>559702639>5 starsA team with passion and piggery apparently
Bourbon in the 2nd half of S2 where she gained a personality out of nowhere should've been her gacha personality
How do I even train this freak as a long distance end closer?
Mambo is hiring one nigga! Please join!
>>559702715I don't know what this is
It’s Rudolf time
>>559702793Are you the same person who was trying to build a late Oguri yesterday?Also don't build your Pisces aces now, wait for the new scenario
>>559702221LOOK BROTHERS titsHAHAHA
yankomanko
>>559695104
>>559702793You are too spread out, use 2 SPD 3 wit and a Riko card, either R or SSR
>>559702708>>559702748Well I feel bad now. This was a very passionate lobby and my metaslave team just took it all. F and below aptitudes shouldn't exist.
triple 7s or corner rec for smaru? or does it not matter?
>>559702829its uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
With this much context, are you able to guess who I will receive my last chocolate from? Winner gets a big smooch!
>>559702978>9th distance
>>559703001Corner is better, means she gets her ult with good timing to get into/keep 1st place into the Angling proc timing
>>559702646I've pretty much only had tissues and carrots since unity released.Then last week I got 4 (duplicate) hot springs tickets in about 10 careers, I got none during the new years event.
>>559703021Rice Shower
>>559702793you either go all in on power or stam, no inbetweens. Pick one. Double power is also a whale stratdrop the wit card, longs don't need so much wit for its own card. Solo wit card is also whale stratgeneral guideline is 0 speed bonus uma = 3 speed cards, and every 2 wit card or guts card = 1 speed cardall of this doesn't matter because mant next week
Wit god... I would kneel if you didn't finish 5th
I need to make my own Dirt parentsI wanna make some wacky uma too
>>559702647>>559702725it was just to reheat it
>>559703064It is what it is
>>559703158that's a TT farmer uma
I love parent farming
>>559703021
>>559702118You seem to know an awful lot, what was the point of asking your question if you're just going to shoot down all the answers given to you? I also hope you understand wit does more than skill activation too which is why more wit is actually helping you more than 1000 power. You're probably getting less accel procs during the race, and even if the 2nd taiki has more power, the 1st not only has more wit but is closer to having the same amount of power as the 2nd where the 2nd doesn't have nowhere near the same amount of wit. When does head-on actually proc for you compared to plancha? You can have all the mid race in the world and a higher speed stat but if you don't have the right conditions to use then what's the point? You answered that doto poster asking a very good question and your reasons for why you think the 2nd Taiki should be winning is retarded, how do you have so much arrogance?
>>559703021>weeb>tranny>autist>emo>slut>whoreYou like popular but not too popular quirk chungus umas. It's either Oguri or Golshit but since you don't choose super popular umas I'm guessing it's some 2nd rate quirky uma.Fuku.
not reading that lmfao
>>559702552Good boy
for me it's them
>>559703176My aunt used to reheat her coffee in the microwave before she was forced to stop.
Choco collection complete.
>>559702725My mom microwaves her tea every morning and I had to stop her from using the filter water
>>559702725You do know how microwaves work right?
Please stop posting your chocolate collection all it does is remind me that I missed a day and want to fucking kill myself I'm worthless
>>559703265I was gonna type something like thisbut shorterand meanerand more passive aggressivebut I got distracted by Marvelous thread
>>559703176Then why did you make it sound like you made it in there fresh, not just for reheating? Why are you like this anon, why do you continue to gaslight us over simple life things?
>>559703495
>>559702907I say this, I said this, and more!! God, I love fat fucking tits sooooo fucking much, I'm a fucking retard for huge tits
KIMI TO
ISSHO NI
EVERY NIGGER FUCKING TIME I RUN THE KIKUA SHO AND I ACTUALLY CARE IT COMES IN 2ND, NOT LESS, JUST 2ND, JUST ENOUGH TO TAKE IT FROM MEFUCK THIS NIGGER GAME FUCK THESE NIGGER CHINKS THAT MADE IT FUCK HORSES FUCK WOMEN FUCK ME
>>559703590YUME O KAKERU YO
>>559703495next year will be better, anon
>>559703590Not falling for your jewish "REE ITS NOT FATE SHUT UP" tricks this time
>>559703583why am I always hard when I see Gentildonna?
>>559703497She’s the cutest and coolest
DON'T STOP NO DON'T STOP TIL FINISH
>4 days before TRACKBLAZER dropshow are we feeling?
>>559698656It's a low odds (<50% gamba) that it procs helpfully. But in the 33% case when it's good/great, Suzuka is untouchable. Unrestrained + Angling is strong as fuck so it's basically an autowin
>>559703497Her hair is still weird but the fanart makes her look great somehow wtf
>>559703741dreadful, but I hope kitasan will bring friends when I roll for hersame as dia
>>559703792>two different artists did two different comics about Stego biting todayWild.
>>559703741Looking forward to it but feeling stressed about the need to be done with the ongoing path of exile league first
One day monday tuesday
>>559703495>>559703825Is that Cringe live, or some other slop idol thing I don't know?
is catbox sound upload fixed yet?
>>559703741i hate that it drops on a weekday since it means i won't be able to do a proper run until friday
YOU HAVE FOCUS AND A GORILLION WIT!PAY. A.FUCKING.TTENTION!
>>559703725
>>559703825Who is the right uma?
>>559702221Every day during March that you do not join HonseFun, the cheeky Irish are stealing your pull luck. This is because we have the monopoly on the leprechaun market.Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
>>559703725Because you are me, and I wrote this as well while looking at her! She's so fucking hot that's why.
>>559703890Love Live is kino...
>>559703741I'm ready for my club to die
>>559703945North Flight
>>559703590kimi to issho ni
>>559703902>Is catbox upload fixed yetNo, never will be either, it's all fucked and I hate it. Last night a random upload failed, had to upload it again after which it worked. Thankfully for once I was able to delete the busted one.>>559703897>That webmSexy classic, shame for the delete...>>559703961BASED [sound] post>>559703974Nyo.
>>559703897Ai Shinozaki is still the GOAT
>>559703975i liked the other webm more
>>559703741Looking forward to do comfy TT runs, while also learning about the gameplay
I can’t decide which banner to pull. Like I have about 6k carats, and no Fine motion. So obviously I won't be able to MLB her. But... But if I decide to gamble and somehow get 3 copies of her I would be able to MLB her with the selecter ticket and the rainbow crystal. But the main problem is, the finemo banner also has Kawakami Princess which is a very bad card. And I'm scared as hell that I'll get her instead of Finemo, and I'll literally die.So I'm leaning more towards pulling for NTR as we will get 6 free ten pulls on her banner, and also her banner doesn't support unwanted cards unlike the finemo banner. Also the AV power SR card is really good for the next scenario. Yeah it would still be difficult to MLB NTR with that less carats, but atleast it will be easier than Finemo (yeah Ik NTR's lifespan isn't much, she is dying after the 4th scenario comes)(I don't want to pull for any Uma banner for quite a while I pulled a little too much on the Valentine Bourbon banner)
>>559703741Excited, it seems like a fun scenario. It'll be fun making new parents and TT aces.
I'll keep Fuku and Rice's forever but I might eat the rest one desperate day.
>>559704091>Like I have about 6k caratsstop
>horse poster is a 3dpdposterOh say it isn't so! Who could have guessed.
>>559704091>6k caratsSave.
>>559703902It's fixed nowapparently
>>559703741eagerly waiting, i really want to redo my TT
>>559703649We get unlimited clock resets in a week bwo
>>559704091>6k caretsYou will not get finemo. You will not get kawakami either. You will get 1 copy of the Gold Ship SSR stamina card and nothing else except dupes of SRs.
>>559703961oh, we're selling leprechauns now? ok
>>559704167Please don't use my punny wife for your fights.
>>559704224Didn't some wet blanket reveal to us it is only 5?
>>559703961These look more like highland bagpipes then uilleann pipes so I hate this.
>>559704224It's not unlimited.
>>559704153Windy did this
>>559704091>6kwere you perhaps bad at math back in school
>>559703990Very cute, seems unfortunately locked to miles, though
>>559704230>>559704194>>559704146It's a Reddit post
>>559704153what the FUCK
test
>>559703902It stops and starts working basically randomly. You just gotta go check for yourself.
So this is the power of 3 circles... hoeh... not bad...
>>559704332hmmm how would you know that...
>6 urara wins>4 digitan wins>2 maya winsis my digitan really that terrible or is it just ulala's highlander carrying her
>reset is at 4PM nowI hate DST switches.
>>559704332Ledditor HATE
>>559703961Holy SOVL
I pulled a Doto today, is she any good next CM or is she still only good for her massive Dotos?
>>559704373>testSomeone already made that sound weeks ago, or are you testing if it still works?
So Creek is mandatory for Pisces right?
>>559704393Cause I copied it from there and posted it here
>>559703330yeah it was pretty bitter, but it was okay.>>559703528because I wanted to post that picture of natie, and I couldn't think of anything of anything else to catch attention.
>>559704459The chud line
>>559704401digitan doesn't have NSM?Urara has a better skillset that works with each otherDigitan's accels are all rng
when do we get the 60 fps update
>>559702552Air Groove would nut IMMEDIATELY if she saw her trainer do this
>>559704545>He doesn't play in 120+FPS>B-b-b-b-b-ut muh bannCry about it 30FPS subhuman
Do we get free pulls on Kitasan or NTR first?
>>559704452You would have to run her as late to have any chance (paces are fucked) but it's just so extremely end-closer favored track. Also her F mile aptitude makes her difficult to train in MANT.
>>559704452Decent, Late-Race starts on a straight but the corner isnt too deep in
>>559704435Sucks to suck, in 4 weeks reset is going back to 3AM instead of 4AM.
>>559704535i figured she had too many accels already with updrafters and lead the charge so i bought straightaways for maybe that final push instead of nimble navigator...
>>559704545That's modded.
>>559704452wait for her buffher ult is currently late-race corner overtake only (3rd position or worse)it becomes just late-race overtake later
>>559704510>because I wanted to post that picture of natieFair point and all, but man it's mean to use her in such a vile combination.
Tell me how to win cm 11
>>559704809You run Cafe and suck everyone else dry
Anons what the FUCK is "Default" order?>not release order>not alphabetical>not by running style>nothing to do with star unlocks or levelswhat the hell is it? it's only a rare few screens that ever have this so what determines the order please it's driving me crazy.
>>559704750>plays late>doesn't gambleyou have much to learn
>>559704809swipe credit card
>>559704809uooooohhhhh taishiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn
Here's a video of 25 year old Super Creek, the year he passed away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrzc-thdsVc
>>559704750oh and kitasan's chain did not finish so im fucked but i had insane mid race hints so hopefully that makes it up
>>559704545>Frame rate: 30 fpsHow do you guys keep fucking this up?
>>559704706It's more than 100m into late race before the corner. End closers will be long gone before Doto even has a theoretical chance to activate her unique.
this smaru is fucking stupid i got no greens other than front savvy aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>5597048091200 stamina + 5 golds
>>559704846Soulful to soulless
>>559704809run double debuffer because everyone is edging hard on stamina
>>5597048093 end closers + 1200 stam + 2 gold recoveries
>debut 3* ticket>biwa>free uma roll on half anniv>taiki>roll for my new year heckin daughterino>wedding groove, maru, smaru instead had to spark urara>free rolls on ayabe>dotoGoddamn, every time I roll the uma banner, they give me umas with fat titsWhat the fuck
>>559704832Posted already.
>>559704951>spechud #1i don't think so
>>559704473She's the strongest stamina card, yes
>>559704809End closers, XOguri or Kitasan. That's about it if we're honest. Might snag some wins if you go for heavy stamina debuff route since the stamina required is pretty absurd this time and might catch people off-guard since they won't have Riko giving out free guts.
>>559668165Sorry I was too busy being there
>>559704545>>559704909This is some PEAK PCMasterRace shit posting holy shitAlso >avc
UMA ATTACK!
>>559703961>scottish bagpipesfeckin eejit!
>>559705054Hope you had fun and grats on the win
>it's a Hot Springs ticket but no S aptitude run
>>559704846Hair color
>>559705123ACK
>>559668165>>559705054I generally didn't care too much to watch when people posted race links, however I do miss when they were more common some months back. Random Keiba posting is fun and super chill, plus the people live posting while live at the event is cool as well.
>>559704809Kingu can be End
>>559704997>my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too butteryShut the fuck up faggot
>>559704901
>>559705054How much was your payout
>>559705048What if I'm running OG Rice Shower?
I'm runninng 2spd/2wit/1 riko but im lacking power. What's a good card that I can fit to just jack up power? I can borrow for this last slot. Skills don't matter for this one though it would be nice to have some good ones for pace chaser too.
>>559704846ID order, check gametora
>>559704901>>559705236He was a cool horse
the bigger the tits, the more that uma rapes
>>559704846Hidden Game ID
>>559705391Daiwa raping Vodka every day doesn't count
>>559703102>>559703205She's a close second>>559703296They're not THAT quirky...
>>559705320Condor and Vodka are the best power stat sticks.
>>559705391…
>>559705236I wonde if this is what they based from with that menacing panel of uma creek in cingray
>>559704934My greenless Falco is doing fine. Even when she procs GW at the end of the early race she's generally able to take first at some point. Greens are overrated.
>>55970532018* power legacies
>end closer oguriorz
>>559705320The actual answer is digital SSR, because she gives you gold accel
>>559705647She was the one losing so she won
(You)'re a pretty cool trainer, anon
Are we getting a free ssr crystal soon?
>>559705726Get out of the kitchen, Urara, you know you’re not allowed to be around fire after last time.
>>559705192It was more common months ago because the end of the year is when all the big G1 races are. November -> December there's a hype race almost every week. G2s and G3s are fine but a lot of people aren't going to tune in for those after experiencing the G1 hype so much. Heck, even the Japanese guy I follow that does the uma lineage charts only does it for the G1s and MAYBE the important g2/3 step races.
average ogurin enjoyer run
Is Ryan's ult good for lates/ends next CM?
https://x.com/k0koro_091/status/2030675453783261370
When is Make A New Trackblazer coming out?
>>559705861nyes
>>559705320Bring power sparks and hold out for cherry pops on power. That is usually able to get me above 900.
>>559705654But it can proc too late can't it?
>>55970525412600
>>559704809angling, pump and moving past are uselessbuild shadowbreak instead
>>559705861nyo
>>559705236The aura in this one is insane
>>559705861It's a corner accel, first corner is pretty far into late race. >>559704914 I'd say if you're 6th at that point it's not looking good.So no.
>>559702221Would you guys umapyoi your favorite uma in real life?
>>559705861Procs on a corner, therefore suboptimal
>>559705963Yes, it's a gambling accel. But no postional/style restriction
>>559705861idk, you tell me
>>559705451>gap between Bright (1074xx) and Laurel (1076xx)who is 1075xx and why is she scrapped?
>>559705861I don't know.
>>559705782That was a one time thing. Only shards and selectors from now on.
Stop posting gaslight Oguri's
Words cannot describe how much I hate Falco. If you build her, you're a literal child. She is a Fisher Price, win-immediately-out-the-box babby front runner. If you use her you probably also need armbands when you go swimming and use stabilizers on your bike. Unga bunga do a literal minimum effort run and win everything with drool coming out of your mouth. Fuck you all.
>>559705948>>559705990>>559706086>>559706118Oguri I swear on all that is holy I will have you banned from the school cafeteria.>>559706013Any ults that actually work? I'm looking through my list of trainees and none of them seem very good for this.
a million more fans for my dacchis
>>559705861Late race corner is fair game. Final corner is way too late. Don't listen to people that say late corner accel won't work.>Muh 100 meters lateJust have enough midrace to have a 100+ meter lead ahead of ends.
>>559706164Smarus eat her for breakfast bwi
Is more than 300 wit really worth having? I mean do you REALLY need more than 70% win rate?
>>559705726Is there an uma that thinks their trainer is actually cool that isn't Urara?
>>559706164SHE SPOKE THE TRUTHWHEN THE COST WAS HIGH
>>559706164HOOOOEEEEEEH ARIGATOU
>>559706272I sure wish mine did bwi. Can't tell you how many lobbies have been this and the 1st place is a Smart Falcon that looks like it was built by mashing the keyboard.
>>559706113They probably screwed up a DB migration and didn't bother rolling the serial back. If you bump a serial and rollback the transaction the serial increment is not rolled back, so you can end up with gaps like that.
>>559706343show smaru
>>559706257>Just have enough midrace to have a 100+ meter lead ahead of ends.You do understand that you have to be 6th for the skill to activate? Have fun trying to keep lead vs shit like this.
do evo skills make anime mcqueen any good or is she doomed to be dogshit forever?
How do I get 60fps on steam client?
>>559706164>She is a Fisher Price, win-immediately-out-the-box babby front runnerBut she is literally the hardest front runner to get groundwork on?
>>559706232Arigatou, friend. Your fans are appreciated.
>Gold Ship activates every accel and then runs into the back of the world's fattest Taiki instead of moving one lane to the rightah hell nah
when's the next cm that isn't rng hell?
>>559706164I wonder who is behind this post…
>>559706164This but Oguri Cap
>>559706343My Smaru has a higher winrate than my Falco because she constantly overtakes her. Skill issue desu wa
>>559706386
>NO ONE BROUGHT FRONTS BUT ME????? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO VICTORIA POR FRONTIER + BALDING AND SCHEMING!!!i fucking hate pasa
>>559706452Long-medium-medium-mile-medium-sprint. I can't bother looking up the tracks now.
>>559706393She is the only uma that gets worse with evolved skills
>>559706489Specifically, original oguricap with her niggerphant pulse
>>559706164Thanks for coming to my concert~!
>>559706532>60% winrate Smaru user crying over FalcoKYS
HOEH
you see this in your finals (they all have speed eater)wyd?
>>559706532>60% WR S rank smaru with double dist/surface Sthe fuck more do you want nigga we haven't even gotten to your skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
Hoehh
>>559706716It would be 90% if it weren't for that hoehing tramp
>>559706532S rankers aren't allowed to cry. Buy a box of tissues with your wallet buhi, and stop whining
>>559706113>>559706359It's Daring Tactshe has no playable version yet. somehow
>>559706780cum
>>559706780Not really a problem, as long as it's all fronts and pace, end urara will not get blocked and just zoom past for some reason
>>559706798>GET ZEROyea zero fans LOLyea zero torena uma love LOL
>>559706859This is funnier than a mess-up
>>559706548that's my falcoplush picit's so fucking funny
Can we just have one thread where you fucking idiots don’t find SOMETHING to cry about the OP? Get a fucking life, touch grass, go fuck some bitches good lord.
>>559706804You're a hoeh...
>>559706804Did you run FS and Hopeless?
>>559706859Are they seriously holding her back for Contrail or something? Should've released her with Almond Eye.
>>559706875>end urara will not get blocked and just zoom past for some reasonThis is the shittiest gaslight I have ever since in the last 3 days ngl
>>559706929>go fuck some bitchesAre you volunteering?
long shot status?
>>559706401By posting more Eishin Flash flashing her tits on /uma/
>Victoria/NHK Mile is guarantee win>Always has a chance to fucked up on Yasuda KinenIt's the same fucking track what the fuck.
>>559706982Has Contrail even been umatized?
sorry but i gotta rant too nowHOW FUCKING UNEMPLOYED YOU HAVE TO BE TO MAKE VBOURBON INTO A DIRT RUNNERGET A JOB TAKE A SHOWER YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>559706401Hachimi~, Hachimi, Hachimi~, Hachimi
>>559707021she's gotta be new years
>>559706423where's your nsm
>>559707128Better competition bwoski
2nd place Pasa is living rent-free in my Falco's head
>>559707130No, that's why it's so absurd Tact has been in NPC prison for years.
https://www.iwara.tv/video/YnjJ0WkPNPyjCI/sex-dance-hmv-tokai-teio-deep-blue-town-commission-work
kek Digitan career was a fun read
>>559707190she has it but didn't activate it for reasons unknown
okay niggas share your sweepy presets, i dont want to config this shit by hand, just want to start running fan runs and go back to sleep
Digitan x Dober with Kiseki thirdwheeling
>>559707292kys
>>559707258
>>559706164Curren hands typed this.
>>559707128In what world is NHK a "guaranteed win"? That race screws up so many of my runs. I have no clue what it is that causes those losses.
I don't care if Ends are the strongest next CM, I'm running the ultimate metaslop team with double fronts VBourbon + SMaru and pace XOguri playing backup
>>559707073No
Happy international women's day to all girl posters and to the horsegirls
>quit for half a year due to Cancer burnout>decide to come back, try out aoharu and farm for 3* ticket>get spooked by T*io (again) despite missing 3/4 of the base roster>literally no more content til MANT >no more purpose in life
the forbidden Dirt Ship is online
>>559707403Front running. Pace if there is no front.
>>559707313no, share your preset
>>559707416This but rabbit Suzuka instead of Xog
>>559707292ask mambo
>>559707473yeah i would burn out from cancer as well chemo is tough
>>559707247It’s sad cause Tact actually has one of the better designs. She’s gorgeous.
>>559707516no
HoeEhh...
>>559707403power350 speed is plenty all the way until dahby. If you're failing the races up to dahby it's either power or stamor unlucky shit like rushed from wit or brocked
>>559707021And she doesn't need 600 stamina btw, 400 is enough lmao>>559707162CorrectShe's fucked if she gets blocked so you have to block her, if you don't she's gonna win if not duel the 1st or 2nd placer and let the uma in the 4th postion(regardless of team) zoom from the outside and have that uma winThat's my gaslight
McQueen is a very dignified and refined young lady from a upperclass family so why do so many people portray her as a simple whore. It's very rude don't you think desuwa.
>girl posters Lmao
>>559707292ask bricked
>>559707451Yes
>>559707403If your Uma has easy to proc unique it almost no chance to lose there.
>>559707686She’s from the same family as Ryan
>>559706532>pushing S+ with S surface/distance>bitchingkill yourself NOW
>>559707686she looks like she's an easy girl desuwa
>>559707770Wtf
>>559707686Stop desecrating my wife with your cropped porn or there will be consequences.
Digitan LOVE
Need a horse related to both Stay Gold and Laisu named Golden Shower
>>559707289sniff sniff sniff
>>559707260She has one of the best careers in global, and still my favorite ult with how the cards she drools after change every time
My falco hasn’t won any CM races but I’m bringing her anyway because I love her. Also I ended up winning three races so now my struggle will be to win just one to quality for B in that gauntlet. I am not try hard enough for A
>>559707990Wrong direction on that symbol
>>559707990More than 10%?
i've been doing room matches and ive concluded that if you don't have a smart falcon in your team you have <10% chances to win
>>559707990>if you bring falco you win once every 10 racesnyo...
>>559707990> >10%
>>559707861She acts like it too. Would probably put out easier than Kitasan
>>559707686I wish I was Mejiro Mcqueen so trainer can tower from behind me finger me with his log like fingers furiously while others are watching and make me lick the juices from his hand
How do I raise my Rice to talk and think like this?
>>559707686She's only a slut for sweets
>>559704901I love finding these old videos, when the algo just puts them on my recommandation randomly.Here is rare Machitan footage:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjWdFmAe5bcBourbon enjoying his fan:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNbbu5IoXEA>>559704794cmon dude its just coffee. made from capsule dolce gusto machine
>>559707946The translators did a good job with her, and while she isn’t a top 5 for me, I did like her eventual acceptance that she’s cool too and not just a fan
>>559708054>>559708056>>559708108>>559708116YES I MISTYPED FUCK YOU
Why are German women so angry and horny?
>>559707686one cock and she will turn into Palmer
>get this in a scrimSoul
>>559706164me when I lose to some nigger because he's allowed to get prudent positioning while I get cucked out of Falco's event chain past groundwork
>>559707718Make me
>>559707686She has the shortest skirt out of all the Mejiros.
McQueen might be overly horny but she seems like a genuinely sweet girl who deserves to be cherished
>>559708375Why does these girls have snouts is this that furry kemonomimi artist
>>559707686Her and Teio would fuck any trainer.
stop being horny
>>559702221>>559702907>>559703583I love being male so much
haru heberara
>>559708521So true desuwa
Total round 1 win rate?
>>559708139for me its Tosen Jordan
>ywn have a girl like mcqueen>ywn have a guy treat you like mcqueenwhy live
>>559708521so you're going to indulge in her bitch-like horniness?
Stop this
>>559708671
>>559708648>>ywn have a guy treat you like mcqueenu gay bwo?
>>559708554Yeah
Gentlemen: Haru Urara
masturbate~
>>559708784maybe
>>559708767
>>559708813Simply epic, Shakespeare would be humbled
>>559708648I'll treat you with a brick to the back of the head queer
>>559708818to natie's flabby stomach only
>>559708813why did I read this in spy's voice lmao
Falco sexo
>>559708953
>>559708813
>>559708656Just fuck her to keep her non cranky, is that so much to ask?
>>559702497what does loop mean is spurt already not there?
If you didn't get into A group this is the time to go for it im facing off against A rank umas rn
I built a front Pasa but it won like 1 out of 30 scrims and mostly just died and went to 9th.I can rebuild it or admit I got El Condor Paslighted
>>559708648Something about her makes me really want to pet her and scratch her ears
Urara should be expelled from TracenWhy is she even here, this is like Harvard for horse girls
Stop horny posting
>>559709164Nyo
>buy uma stan and unyielding spirit for midrace and THH>they proc in early race
they're both shit but i wanna hear an expert opinionwhich is LESS shit and actually has a chance to get me into group a finals
>>559709161DEI pick
>>559709116when will this gaslight endi just faced triple S ranked fronts
>>559709130power too low. that uphill at before the end kills her
>>559709130you brought too many accelsall you need is angling + planchathe rest you need to put into midrace because you have to earn your 1st unlike the other cheaters with their midrace ultsand your groundwork is not gonna pop
>>559709164Never
>>559709303I see... I will aim for more power tomorrow
Buy her the cakeGive her the dickThat’s all it takes It’s a simple lifeBut a good one
Happy Women's Day to any umamusume or ningen that frequent this thread, hope you are having a good day and win your chanmi outside of whale hours
>>559708597these umas are like succubi
>>559709514I’m a Umamusume
lolhttps://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2030667182787715580?s=20
>>559709091This is my first uma with spurt + other sparks i want (ignite pwr, groundwork). I will use this uma with another borrowed one with the same spark (spurt + pwr + gw) to farm another uma that inherits all these. This way that uma will have all these sparks in her lineage (herself as the parent + both her grandparents has these sparks)
BE HORNY
>>559709130Acceleration does nothing, Rushing Gale does nothing majority of the time. You have all the acceleration in the world with Plancha+Angling, aim to get mid-race so you can fight for being 1st/2nd when late race starts to proc Plancha. And yeah that low power really hurts when there's a big uphill in late race slowing you down.
>>559709297skill issue
>>559709686What would sex with McQueen be like
If /uma/ clubs are wondering why it's hard recruiting on this thread, it's because I'm poaching them all for my club that isn't even on the list.
My Seiun Sky is killing fools like it's the cancer cup all over again. I'm so happy
*rapes you*
>>559709613wow
MEN hornyposting about McQueen
>>559709913God I wish that were me...
>>559709913god i wish i was that punching bag
>S. Maru>Average>X. Oguri>Gambler (meaning average)>V. Bourbon>Training wheels for casuals (meaning average)Will the infamous "everyone is running the big3* meta ever happen at this point?
>>559709913I’m sorry…
>>559710073What makes v bourbon good?
>>559709913Yeah, me. I am ready to become one with Mackie.
>>559710073big 3 meta is like the biggest gaslight everin this cm for example all these shitters get destroyed by a semi well built falco
>>559709825Who's the other pace that's not Taiki?
>>559710073It'll probably happen for some of the upcoming MANT medium CM's. Smaru's dominance was destroyed by the early runaway inclusion.
>>559710143Convenience and a midrace ult for fighting for 1st place
>>559710240take a guess
>>559709283 (me)please respond
>>559709683SWEET MOTHER OF MILK
>>559710143free groundwork with decent, reliable ultEasy to fish for highrolls since you are less subject to groundwork faggotry
Trading Spe carrots for lewd photos of Suzuka
>>559709283Left
>dirt vbourbonoh nomutant on mutant violence
>>559709283Right
>>559710073if it happens it will be after the updatefront runners are the most skill demanding (i mean uma's skills, not player skills) style and due to the accelerated schedule, it's harder to make parents for each trackMANT will help since you can actually make good parents off failed ace runs unlike unity which almost always had shit parents due never doing optional races
>>559710397This but lewd pictures of Spe instead
>>559709130>>559709283This is exactly what I was talking about when I said the entire server genuinely doesn't understand front running.
>>559709283left for semi reliable groundworkright is never getting groundwork offleft is still going to get bodied by any competent front though. Still, if groundwork + mile maven goes off she's got a good chance to hold lead until angling
The McQueen ear cleaning would hit like crack. She has soft thighs, smells like sugar cookies, and whispers a breathy desuwa into your ear at random as she cleans sending shivers down your spine.
>Make a New Trackblazer coming out in a few daysSo what am I supposed to do until then? I'll have to remake everything when that happens anyways so what's the point in doing anything now?
>>559708349Fine
>>559709283Left for dirt+mile S. Skills are slightly better on right but not good enough to beat the one with the promoted aptitudes.
>>559710682Great grand parents
>>559710545elaborate
>>559710682I’m making grandparents
What is the secret strat here?
Doing last few pace chaser ace borrow runs. Do I borrow Mummy or 4 more power sparks and 2* head on chance? With Mummy I keep falling under 1k power
a classic
>>559710441>meme pulsePlease delete this skill from the game
>>559710883TM Opera humiliation ritual. You found Doto's account.
>>559710883Mindbreaking opera so he can rape her later
>>559710441>Pump redshift AND pulseGee Billy, why does your trainer let you have FOUR uniques?
I’m starting to get a bit uppity.
>>559710883make it easier for Hishiama to reach Pump positionI guess
>>559704545Where do you download bigger boobs /uma/? I want to spice up my game to keep me entertained
>>559710946Triumphant Pulse is honestly busted, even as an inheritI've lost a bunch of races this CM to random late Oguris blasting off at mach 7 because they activated a pulse combo at the right time
>>559710441did she fucking whiff her plancha + angling lmao
Imagine being on a nice date with your trainee but randos keep walking up to her for selfies and autographs.
my cock is getting a bit uppity
>>559710902900 power is enough. I still don't know what mummy does but I'd take reliably getting that inherit over praying for head.
>>559711128>Triumphant Pulse is honestly busted, even as an inherithow come nobody is shilling this hard for homestretch haste
Which uma pegs her trainer?
Are you going to queue immediately for round 2?
be hornybe evil
>>559711204Because they aren't retarded, unlike you?
I thought SEA hours were supposed to be over.
>>559711204I think it's because Pulse generally activates in a good spot where it will actually help you, meanwhile homestretch haste very often activates 5 feet away from the finish line and does absolutely nothing
>>559711204>0.15 for 2.4s vs 0.25 for 3s>random activation (e.g too late to do anything) instead of fixed 200mreally makes you think
>>559711281Bourbon, if you tell her to do so.Sirius also.
>>559711281
>>559711308ok
>>559711347>>559711357they fixed that though
Trainers, this is a warning, do not accept chocolate from your umas, for a whole week, my trainees have approached me with the intention to gift me chocolate, and while I was distracted with the box they allowed themselves to sexually harrass me and rape me.This deeply traumatic moment must be reported to the authorities, and I am right outside of Tazuna's office, ready to file a report for this behavior, if your uma ever tries to gift you chocolate, run away.
>>559711119HIshiama didn't have pumphis taiki did manage to win though so whatever this mindrape ritual was it sure worked
>>559711204The activation conditions for Pulse are just way better, since Haste can trigger whenever it damn well pleases and Pulse has a very specific place and instance when it can activate>>559711281Any member of the Symboli family
>>559711204Homestretch has phase_random conditionPulse has fixed timing
>>559710121please stop saying sorry to everyone, my love for you is unwavering so don't worry...
>>559711381
>>559711389
>>559710774People think they can be competitive making front runners that have the same stat/skill point budgets of other positions, but in reality you need at least like 300-400 more of both to make a front runner that actually is dominant.
>>559711204Pulse is significantly better for a similar cost.
>>559709286I wake up to this daily
>>559711557so just get both
>>559711160I think she did hit the skills, what killed it was that his bourbon had dirt B which reduced his accel while my Gold Ship has dirt S
I started looking into the MANT meta and how to play the scenario and no wonder JP fags dropped this game during it.
>>559710682make mile niggas you're going to need them
>>559711504Nishino Deflowered me...
>>559710568and what could i do to make a better one
>>559711513
Uma eos now
Bourbon looks like she’d be pretty heavy
>>559711618the secret sauce is getting pulse + vodka inherit instead
Bwos I was finally able to play though Doto's career and she is so cute and kind and caring and clumsy yes but that's okay because she never gives up she is definitely NOT evil I don't understand how you could say that.
>>559711203For the uphill right? Oh its an well timed accel. I've been gettinng head-on semi consistent but probably just luck
>>559710687Good
>>559711796When I read Ayabe's story I was surprised that Doto WASN'T evil, despite rolling for her on release
>>559711783John Cygames has just confirmed this
I just want to erp and cum buckets to umas is that too much to ask.
>>559710391she can't reliably get taking the lead tho. Wouldn't just putting that on any frontrunner be cheaper than early lead, groundwork and 3 greens. Both result in a 0.4 acceleration at start.
>>559711796Wrong
>>559711809I don't actually know if 900 power is required or how the hill mechanics work. Enough people here parroted needing 900 power if there is a hill so I just aim for that now.
>>559711720reliable groundwork3 greens + TTLor 2 greens + TTL + dd/pp combo (expensive)never not take speed eaterdon't take double circle white skill unless you don't have anything elseadd more midrace/early racepray to god you hit at least mile S again on fucking maruzensky
>>559711783Biko rerun SOON
>>559711951nyo i want joi myself tho
>>559711557And just how long do you think it takes for an A surface sub 1200 power uma musume to accelerate by 0.45 m/s?
>Transcends is 20 YEARS OLD TODAYWHAT THE FUCKWHY IS SHE SO OLD
do you think we'll get any accelerated stuff like last major patch? what if we get buffed unity cup so people have a MANT alternative?
>No auto>No superskip>No spark reroll>No evo skills>No early throne>Bots not banned>MANT in a few daysAre they even doing anything?
>>559709130>gamble Groundwork trigger>gamble accel straight (gold)>gamble accel corner
>>559711951hey there big boy
It's so fucking funny how sweepy is winning me my first plat meanwhile manualslaves still cope and mope.
What is Super Creek good for?
>>5597120370s, ults immediately increase your current speed.
>>559711402no they didnt
>>559711991Oh then I think its specifically 901 for either the map bonus (dunno I had the info somewhere) or just for uphill I guess.
>>559711951DM me
>>559711963You can just stack the fuck out of early/mid race velocity insteadShe'll lose at the start of the race by a bit but then overtakeTTL is also less duration than groundwork. She's definitely going to feel that TTL being missing, but there's room to optimize elsewhereAt worst you can just run Dodging + Prudent if you really need 1st the moment you open the gate
>>559712161
>>559711819I get to massage those after every race and workout
>>559712146good luck sweeping in mantblazer
>>559711306Never. Let them all kill themselves first and I'll take on the scraps later.
Post GOOD sloppa
>>559712185This track doesn't have a power stat check https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-dirt so isn't that. This game has too many complex mechanics so I just stack as much power as I can. It is kind of a meme stat now that everyone gets NSM for free.
>>559712158Sex, paizuri, blowjobs, goo goo babies, cuddling, hugging, ear cleaning, being spoiled and pampered
>>559712158TT (Long)
zamn
how do you build v.b. again? i did oguri runs for a week i forgot the key parts. seiyun parents? what cards?
>TFW didn't play during the Christmas event so I don't have SSR Marvelous Sunday and her 15% race bonus.Go on without me MANT bros...
My Ardans so far still have a few borrows today, I'm not really sure what to pick but I can never get both the accels I need and A dirt. It's always one or the other and low power usually for all unless I go for more power sparks and stop going for both mummy and Head-On. I wonder what my best Ardan here is.
>>559707686Sauce
>>559712037Beats me GEEKBOY! All that math stuff is too complicated for me. I just buy the skills, get decent stats, and let my trainee's instincts do the rest. It works out enough of the time to get me to A finals.
>>559712391Sis…
I only run characters I like in TT to build up their affection rating.
i thought weighted blankets were a memeim genuinely feeling comfy and way less anxious/angry when i start fucking up in an ace run
I FUCKING HATE WINNING TICKET HOLY SHIT FUCKING STUPID ASS UMA CRYING BITCH
>>559712376she hits 12th place on team trail on medium btw constantly
>>559712547nigga you're autistic
>>559710774There is too much wrong which >>559709332 said.It all starts with not having a groundwork with 100% chance, aka triggered with 3 greens. Relying on outer post is a very bad idea. The Pasa has just plain wrong skills, and no amount of numbers is gonna save it. Its just general lack of knowledge.Now the two S.Marus is the problem is no groundwork again. The left one has no chance if someone competent has a front in the same match. Then double circle whites, and mid-race skills.
>>559712547autism
>>559712260He will update sweepy retard-kun
>>559711819Super
>>559712591
>>559712591don't say that...
Rickey!
>>559711991900 power is just the baseline you should expect to get if you're running 9 power sparks.
>>559712281>>559712281no you are not worthy
>>559712547They are nice, I should buy one
Why did this thread go to shit
>>559712675>he thinks its getting updated mant doesn't have auto-career support in jp for a reason
>>559712637>>559712661im not autistic
>>559712376can we stop talking about the characters and start talking about the game or are you all mentally broken that you lost cm already?
>>559712828yanks woke up
>>559712853Join Autis/uma/Next month, we’re full
>>559712832Sweepydev will figure it out or i will simply uninstall after leaving my club to deprive them of fans retard.
https://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weEhttps://jiggie.fun/M34weE
>>559712915Been awake for hours now anon
>>559712894>wasting last day on this ugly annyoing piece of shit which spooked me 2 times uninvited and not wantedkys
>>559712853nta but you’re on the spectrum for sure
>>559713005i already am in, umadacchi
>>559713008bricked has been through enough, don't do that to them
>>559712127SmooooooochYou shouldn't ERP in these threads
>>559713053she sounds funny
Never doubted my daughter
>>559713043What's she thinking here?
>>559713008Sweepydev, you mean the guy that only ported the code from the chinks? LOL
>>559713005If you bothered to kick the botters there should be spots left.
>>559713043proof?
SKIRT OR SHORTS?
>>559712659Statistically speaking, there is a good chance that someone here looks like this
>>559713186Peasant cope
>>559713060rubbing my thumb against the palm of my hand in quick successive motions when im stressed is NOT abnormal
>>559713125says who?
>>559712832>>559713008If sweepydev doesn't update from now on it would be so fucking funny when everyone's fan counts plummet mid month
>>559713171Corrective actions will be takenLike life imprisonment on her estate>>559713204Its like noon on the west coast anon...
>>559712659I look like this
>>559713043>imageTrue, I'm an awful trainer. Ruby deserves someone much more capable that can bring out her potential.
i've genuinely been playing this game for 7 months and i've only recently learned that>buying double circle skills is a waste>ura finale distance is not fixed for an uma but rather based on which distance races you win the most>straightaway spurt is a must have skills for end closers>smaru needs a recovery skill to have her unique activate>speed eater is a must have for fronts on mile>i should have considered my severe mental retardation before getting into a game which requires extensive knowledge to have a chance at winning anything
taiki's juicy american breasts
>>559713379They're just gonna keep botting ura/unity
Finally, my shitpost groundwork pace Pasa is done, we can oficially throw Aoharu in a ditch where it belongs and move on to sufferingKINO MANTCmon Cyjews you know you want to do it
when is the anni shop reseting?
>>559713379Sweepy dev is the GOAT and I trust him, if he doesn't update danchou doesn't get his fans.
This is the second time I've lost to Gold City (Geisha). Can't even be upset.
Mambo!
is botting
>>559713564is gay!
>>559711796
>>559713171the umapyoi will continue until morale improves
You're rejected.
>>559713162???
>>559711793For me? it's Fujin inherit + Barcole.
>>559712691>>559712710>>559713537>>559712749>>559713564SHUT THE FUCK UP WINNING TICKET
7 and all cryers are deleted
>>559713657>>559713162FROGSOUTLEAVESRAKED
>>559713438>>ura finale distance is not fixed for an uma but rather based on which distance races you win the mostit's not based on winsjust how many races you run most for a specific type
Taiki needs to stop swinging her fat burger tits right in front of me before I lose it then grab and squeeze themStupid cow
>>559713228huh i never noticed actually
Say hello to your anni stickers
>>559713162don't doxx me retard
>>559712591DON'T SAY THAT!!
dream journey's completely flat chest
>>559713125> Smooooooochthis is the typ of person that write shit like that
>speed eater triggers 0.5 seconds before late race
Winning Ticket is one of the greatest characters ever created.
Can I get an invite?490041440585
>>559713438>straightaway spurt is a must have skills for end closersonly when late-race starts on a straight, otherwise it procs too latealso end closers are meta only when it works, funny how that works huh
>>559713645>claiming 25-40m>started 2 weeks agosweepy or burnout in a monthcall it
IF the Eishin posters keep ERPing I'm gonna make Eishin submit to a large cock and they will not enjoy itit will not be whitestop that shit
>single and broke but somehow a trainer>see a dumbass pink horse who can't even run>decide to pick her as the trainee>despite the academy being full of sexier, more beautiful and ready to fuck uma musumesWhat was the plan here
>>559713840You look like a black clean-shaven version of this
>>559712376REPLYYYYY YOU FALSEFAGGING PLAYERSYOU DONT PLAY THE GAME YOU JUST SHIT POST
>>559713894only because cowards dont buy corner connoisseur
>>559713309Me! We can't have that around here>>559713840That hairline is a disaster, the norwood reaper claims another soul...
>>559713841Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>559713757>>559713894holy shit i know absolutely NOTHING about this game how the fuck did i luckshit platinum on scorpiowhere the fuck do you people learn all this shit? i must be watching the wrong videos or reading the wrong guides because nothing explains this in a way my brainlet ass can understand
>>559713978my existence is worth nothingmight as well use myself to please others
>>559713438I too am like this but I'm just playing for Urara so none of it mattersGo my child, run
>me with my friends that ended up never inviting me anywhere anymore since I'm such a downer
>>559713964how do you not know how to build front runners tin march 2026, bro. they build the same shit every cm
>>559713841is this umapyoi?
>>559713964I'm not building your uma for you nigger, learn to play
Shame the singaporean didn't just run 15 trash accounts, he could've swept the competition
>>559713964>teach me how to play my character and the game I dont know what im doingNyo
>>559714058Everything I need to know about Uma Musume mechanics I learned from Oguri Cap.
>>559713964you know all the stuff you're supposed to get on fronts besides groundwork and activations? get those.
>>559713840>fine motion's dad is ERPing on umachan again
>>559714058>hear an anon say it>test it out in game>"huh it's true">no longer cursed to do 3400m finals on maya for miles/mediums
>>559714074Why not give your attention to people who make you feel worthy?
>>559712376idk i didnt pull for vbourbon lol
>>559711973>>559713636It's just a misunderstanding...
>>559714085I would never give up on you if we were friends, I'd just kill you for insurance so you can help someone in your life for once!
dirt 10754424
>>559714269Gyarumanko
WAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559714112And Eden has the gall to say they're not botting
>>559714058I don't know anything about the subtleties of skill invocation rules or skill effects, but I figured out the way to control URA Finale distance on my own. Unlike most mechanics in this game, that one is straightforward and easy to control, so it responds well to experimentation
>>559713841Paizuri with all of them
>>559714424>I figured out the way to control URA Finale distance on my ownBwo Tazuna LITERALLY tells you this in one of the loading screen hints.
>>559713636>HEY WAIT A SEC FUKU ISN'T YOUR BIG SISTER DEAD????what the fuck is doto's problem?
Should I be making a long parent for the next CM or wait for MANT?
>>559713932Theres no ERP here>>559714345>I'd just kill you for insurance so you can help someone in your life for once!Bro!?Reminds me of the McQueen posters that want to kill people just to know what it feels like
>>559714531no one reads that shit
>>559714563make grandparents
>>559714531Oh yeah that probably helped too. I would have gotten it regardless though
>>559714269>>559714387I really wish I was Gold City and had a trainer that would dick slap me every time I got angry
>>559713964Nyo
Can we just have something that shows where the skills activate in the game instead of a 3rd party website?Like goddamn, experimenting is ass when you have to do runs over and over again to get a set of skills
Soulful team spotted
>>559714671You are and you do. It's just that an evil wizard cursed you with a spell that makes your consciousness experience a completely different (and completely false) life instead of what is really happening, which is that you are being Gold City and living Gold City's life
>>559714686Wait four (4) years :)
>>559714671Gold City stop leaving posts like this on the trainers forum... you are gonna get your trainer in trouble
Gold City stalks her trainerI have no proof but I just know she's the type to monitor the trainer's every moveI feel it in my bones
>>559714686Nyo
>>559714686Just read the skill descriptions bwo they wouldn't lie to you. Tazuna wrote them all herself.
>>559714280I don't have anyone like that...
>>559714686Just read the description
>>559714085>tfw more cheerful here than real life
the better flattie won
>>559714375>12 gatefor what reason
I should ticket Dober, but I don’t like DoberI could ticket Akebono or Gold City, but that would be dumbThe freedom of choice is an unbearable weight on the soul
Which uma would accept dying by drowning in a sea of cum?
>>559714686Ask that of Grass Wonder and you will get an earful about how clear communication in the ludic medium is NOT compatible with Japanese culture
>>559715025falco
>>559715025curren
>>559714846Are you talking the type to corner her trainer because the previous day she saw some other uma roll up on him asking for tips on training?Or are you talking the put a tracking device in his trainers badge type?
>>559715025Me.
>>559714573>Reminds me of the McQueen posters that want to kill people just to know what it feels likeOne of those might've been me or the small animals
you will never have this
what posters have the worst reputation...
>>559714686I don't read activation conditionsI don't read activation timeI only look at the race track's shape and see if the skills match and sound coolAnd if the skills don't activate, my umas fucking die and I lose the CM
>>559715324falcoposters of course
>>559715324currenposters
>>559715324/vt/ posters
>>559715324you know the answer....
>>559715359>>559715393
>>559714887I'm sorry to hear that, developing bonds with other people is important, someone out there could find you as the most wonderful person in the world, but it all starts with hoping that. Why do you feel your existence isn't worth anything?
>>559713760
>>559715324After the recent discoveries, /vt/fags.
>>559715161Both actually The former happens, she gets pissed then does the latter
be nice to each other
>>559715429what site lets you make this kind of sloppa nowadays
>>559715445Because I’ve never found the perfect blueberry pancake recipe. Can you give me one?
>>559715405>>559715469we have those?
CRANK THAT HOG BOIIII WEIIIII
>>559715513Wow! falco really is a great backup dancer for Curren-Chan!
>>559715298>tricking you to have infinite daughtersLuna is so evil
>>559715551Yes.For real, if there was a rule that if you post on /vt/ then you can't post on any other board for 24h the quality of posts on every other board would improve tenfold.
>>559715527A little place called http://127.0.0.1:8188/
>>559715354>skills match and sound cool>sound coolNo one does this
>>559715513Meisho Doto? More like Meishit Doodoo.
>>559715551>He doesn't knowYou haven't been on the last few right? We managed to identify where the shitposters come from.
>>559715469Elaborate?
Curren’s only “talent” is being good looking. Can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t run dirt. Just posts selfies and calls it a day. Not worthy of being compared to a hard working umadol.
>>559714996But Rudolf didn't win.
>>559715550I'm more of a cotton candy waffle type of person desu
>>559715695
>>559715623I take the skill Acceleration because acceleration skills are good.
>>559715697well i have but i've been, you know... playing the game mostly instead of paying attention to the thread
>>559715446She's very insensitive to her trainer since she has that kind of body but demands skinshipImagine how difficult it is for the trainer to not get hard and make it awkward Very evil girl
>>559715620Doesn't work on my machine
>>559715697>our shitposters are vtumorsit makes sense. but its not a fulfilling answer
>>559712376>>559713964Unironically what >>559714195 said.For the most part you build every uma the same no matter what. The only uma that is a game changer is XOguri, every other uma you pretty much build exactly the same.After you factor in the running style (for fronts that means get the GW set up) and the track (ie get the correct aptitudes, meet the stam+recovery skill requirement for the track, and buy the relevant accels for the track and running style (for fronts this CM that means Angling and Plancha)) into the equation the rest is the same no matter what uma you are running (get 1200 spd, and get as much power, wit and velocity skills as you can).The only other thing I can think to add is that fronts value wit slightly more than other styles and power slightly less, but they still want a lot a lot of both just like every other style.
>>559715265Woah still around huhDid you kill any /uma/ anons yet? Please don't kill the good ones
Another episode of the bikini hag failed to proc corner recovery o and died
>>559715615You now remember that the most requested features in the feedback page were thread IDs and/or flags because of how bad /vt/ is.
>>559713645Hey, thanks for the reply. I guess it wasn't meant to be. I'll try something more casual then.>>559713929It was mostly based on my current progress as i managed to gather 20 mil in the past 2.5 weeks.I usually do like 3 to 4 350k fans runs a day. I can prob hit higher numbers once i roll some more support cards.
>>559716052what club was that
UWWAWA YATTAAAAAAAAON MY LAST RACE AAAAAAAAAA I DID,IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAMY FIST TIME > build oguris for a week all job except my random pasapasa i kneel
>>559715994I have a better suggestion instead of IDs/flags because of rampant avatarfagging/shitflinging that then arises from it - have a tag with the list of boards you've posted on in the past week/month
>>559715853We have had wonderful, umazing even, threads for the last couple of days at around the same time. Threads that were dogshit became slow and nice for a couple of hours. Exactly during the time the hololive festival thing was going on. Then the threads went to shit not even a minute after those ended. It was so glaring obvious as soon as an anon pointed it out.
>>559713228hmmmm, im waiting for the new outfit
Surely they update MANT to not take a 1+ hour for a single run right haha...They surely know that's why JP fags dropped the game right....
>>559716151I just want every post everywhere on the Internet to be tagged with the age and the bodyfat percentage of the person who wrote it. That'd be enough for me
>>559716169We need super skip. The JPs have it.
>>559716169nah they'll just give us grand live faster
Group B niggas honestly think they deserve to live
is uma stan good on a front runner for this cm?i have groundwork already
the only way to save MANT is to add Spark reroll
>>559716139my chances for plat?
So many new cuties!
Just noticed the CM schedule.Enjoy the last honest dirt CM lads, Copano is gonna make every next one hell.
>>55971632050%you either win or losebut also 33%, because you can be either 1st, 2nd or 3rd
>>559715910No, they only want to meet up at the racetracks and it's easy to get caught there
>>559716327i am day one thoughtbeitstill sucko
>>559716279>honestly think they deserve to liveStop projecting
this thread is so slow af
>>559716327Yes!
so we get a new scenario every 4 months?
>>559716553>>559716553>>559716553
>>559716418JP is a casual server, I'm sure global will break her like every other meta uma.
>>559713841Passionate VBourbon skullfucking
>>559716510fastest thread on /vg/ if you want faster I think you want discord
how does round 2 of A work? need another 3 win? since groun b its just one win
>>559716510We're the fastest thread on /vg/ and it's been like that for a while
>>559716382>>559716382>>559716382
>>559716575we're on page 3 bwojannys gonna FREAK
>>559716418I will roll for the dirt shotacon
>>559716575>>559716659
Wait what Suzuka has a G in Dirt, how do you get her to A??
>>559716575fuck of jp troonsomeone make a real bread
>>559716575>>559716659Jannies, do the needful.
>>559716575>>559716659im tired boss
>>559712656>Its just general lack of knowledge.Yes, from you. The Pasa has Focus and Taking the Lead and both trigger Groundwork.
>>559716782And remove the JP news too.
>>559715702>>559715828>>559715853TL DR>Threads have been pretty awful lately tons of shitposting, gaslighting, drama, and trolling. You know the drill.>A few days ago the thread slowed down a lot, almost completely dying.>That was unusual, especially since it happened during the usual peak shitposting hours (also SEAhours).>Teiobro pointed out that it’s strange how activity seems to drop every time there’s a vtuber event or concert.>We checked, and sure enough, Hololive was running some puppet show or whatever for a couple of days.>As the days passed, the pattern kept repeating: nonstop terrible shitposting and low-quality threads, which suddenly stopped once the vtumor concert thing started.>During that time, /uma/ basically returned to the glory days while /vt/ anons were distracted. As soon as the concert ended, the thread went right back to its usual sorry state.>On top of that, a question posted a few days ago asked something like “favorite uma and favorite vtuber?” It got around 40 replies. Since that was in a heavily shitpost-filled thread, it’s pretty safe to conclude that vtumors are the direct cause of /uma/’s decline.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/559656819/Read for an example of what im talking about.
>>559716169They either give an updated MANT or we jump a few hops and get GL earlyBecause I can't imagine how global's population will tank it, it won't be EOS but it will cause a huge dentI mean from the posts, they said MANT killed the game 3 times in 3 different servers, nips gooks and chinks, those are THE gacha slave race, you know? They're tolerant to bullshit but didn't tolerate MANT
if you make a thread early you will be RAPED
>>559716860anon...
>>559705551probably
QUICK!BURN ALL THE IMAGE SLOTS!
>>559716941meds
oguri s kennedy. they call her "peak."
>>559717095i dont get it
>>559717064RYAN LOVE
>>559717084Vtumor is afraid to be called out kek
i still dont get it?is she salting the meat or tenderizing it or something?
>>559716860TTL + focus would have been an... okayish cope had he had 2 reliable greenseven then burning your sp on focus is a bad move because it does fuckallthat doesn't also cover the fact that the pasa had wayyyy to many accels and 0 fucking midrace. Falco and Smarus already destroy entire lobbies with inherited plancha + angling, a full power plancha is literally overkill if you can get it off.
>>559717254I wish I could send my vomit to you over the internet.
AI COPIIIII
>>559717334Tendering the meat.
>>559717064
i went 5/5 twice in the first round so i think im done cope training for Aquarius. what do I do now?
>>559717357
>>559717353try and do it. it may work
>>559717338>focus is a bad move because it does fuckallyou forgot your image bwo
>>559717084>Anon provides evidence and logical reasoning>"m-meds"Fuck off.
>>559716941SEAmonkeys are the cause of most of 4chan's problems. Rangeban SEA.
>>559717395work toward getting the Winning Ticket Expert title
>>559717084destroyed by LOGIC and FACTs
>>559717338focus does about as much for start consistency as having a 3rd green does for groundwork consistency
>>559716941What is it with SEAfags and vtubers specifically, is it an inferiority complex for being the worst kind of asians?
>>559717594Yes and yes
>>559717594Trifecta of autism, low IQ and loneliness over the fact that every woman they could've interacted with has been in an arranged marriage with her cousin so they resort to latching onto egirls while shitting on everything.
>>559718343Correction, SEA women rather fuck foreign men, not arranged marriage. That's not been a thing in the last 20 yearsIt doesn't matter what race, as long as it's foreign, even an indian, it wins over SEA men
>>559719362>that last partgrim
>>559709283Left and its not even fucking close.Left has better attributes, has TtL, and will activate GW most of the time (as opposed to right that is EXTREMELY unlikely to ever activate GW).I'd say left even has better stats, but there isnt much of a difference. Left even has slightly better midrace IMO but its pretty close (speed eater is really good but it isnt THAT good).As long as you run her with at least 1 other Front, left is CM worthy. There will be better S Maru's for sure (as in ones with more wit and/or midrace). But if your other 2 umas are on par with left then you should be able to get into A Finals.
>>559717334grating the meat
>>559702725it's nothing to do with power sockets, electric kettles just aren't popular
