Previous: >>559665715 >Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/ >Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/ >Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol /lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
reminder that Nami is soft
oof I feel like shit today
Please no more porn/gooning pictures guises, the latinxos are gonna get riled up otherwise
For me every day is international womens day
man its easier to win with dennis than hweijak fr
>>559725428anons should post things they like about the female champs to celebrate
>>559725471how so?
>>559725352We know. Everybody knows.
reminder that Sona is hard
>>559725428this but tranny day
RIGHT THROUGH THE COUNTERSTRIKE
>>559724463sovl... lobbies don't hit like this anymore
People always say how easy sona is but get super mad when I don't use my ult right
>>559725839easier to balance less very good players
>>559726051she's easy if all you want to be is a healbot that stands 600 units behind the adc
Zyra is OP but her players are just bad at the game and pro players are niggers that are scared to pick her
>C9 lost to brazil 2-0 3-0
Can someone tell that nigger taebak that he can’t balance games by letting people play their main roles into noobs who don’t play the role regardless of ranks and what his retard app tells him?I would do it myself he unfriend me
>>559726369I ahvent unfriended anyone just add me again you probably unfriended me in a fit of rageSolar#Bak
eep?
results game 5 i have rigged them all along guys
3/6/7 winYeah think I'm gonna stop queuing :-)
Fueling up with some quality food before queuing rankedDo not queue up if you are on oceania
>>559726232would be embarassing if anyone watched
>>559726767this happend every game by the way thats why he is banned from na vgs
>>559727318This made me hungry and I don't even know what it is but it looks delicious.
>>559727318Do you think you are funny eating oatmeal
bets game 6 with a very special guest!
bets
>>559727529i know it smells like shiiiiiitttt in there
>>559727529>>559727565who?
>>559727445sybau oatmeal is based for climbing
oatmeal is like the opposite of an elo potion
>>559727565 i bet the mid is going to throw a tantrum a cry
>>559725352sorry... i have work... i guess... and couldn't abuse + 30 for 300 games at the beginning of the season... what do you want me to say...? you can't duo with friends...? that line i use...? you have to be miserable playing with plat 2 surfers on smolder adc every game...? alistar mids...? just because the everyday lowmastas has to suffer through that doesn't mean i have to as well...my time is more valuable than the average 500 game unemployed spastic fucking around and not trying to win...sorry not sorry...
>>559725352send it to drew
>>559727887so what you're saying is, oatmeal chads are playing this game on hard mode like the kings they are?
pink condom strikes again
>>559727565results
>>559728134peasant gruel for peasant elo
>>559727565betting on swain CHAD
it's timepost 'em
>>559728301I can tell you are the most annoying person alive
Woman moment, "This is my friend who wants to fuck me and is begging for my attention and gives me lots of benefits while I give him the chance of sex eventually"Just fuck off.SoloQ shouldn't even have a duo options like wtf is the point if you're gonna have someone carry you every single game. "Wah it's just my friend whose better than me and we have fun together" yeah because he's carrying you fuckwit.
>>559728301
>>559725352I don't think it's wrong to play video games with friends that's kinda the point of multiplayers
>im a millionaire>but actually i need donations for webcam mic and im charging 200 per hour for coaching>yeah i pity all the wageslaves i get to play this game as much as i want>but now that you are calling me shit for being hardstuck on a different account its actually because i work and dont have time to play 600 games start of year>except for on my main for the last 5 yearswhat is wrong with this retard?
Soraka my cute wife!
She has no wisdom and cannot help but lie.
>>559728727Nigga who the fuck asked take this shit to twitch little gayboy
>>559728532>y-you can't just climb and have fun with a friend in a game that allows you to duo and have fun with friends... >>559728727i dont understand your point...? i experimented with builds on my alt and i dont really duo on my alt... is it that hard to believe i use all my knowledge and experience to progress my main account more than my alt...? sorry i don't tilt queue and lose streak because that is for sure a time waster lol...
>>559728647What if you play ranked mode games only with a "friend" who is better than you and you play the least impactful champion in the least impactful role, it's just a safe enabling champ like playing taric in a yi/taric funnel and your duo carries you every single game and then you spend 40hours a week bragging about how good you are on an anonymous message board and shitting on anyone worse than you despite having no skill yourself?
>enemy jungle top>go for gank angle through enemy jungle>ping that im coming to gank>enemy bot still at our turret>both my bot are full HP/mana>get to enemy bot and start fighting>my bot laners dont join the fight, they even back up a bit>almost die, barely escape>my support says im a shitty jungleliterally the perfect gank angle at the perfect time and my bot laners didnt follow up. im convinced they were trying to throw the game on purpose or maybe were just 60iq and thought i was enemy jungler on mini map or something. getting a perfect gank angle like that is rare and they not only botched it but flamed me after. I was so tilted i couldnt concentrate on the rest of the game.
>>559728532>>Woman
>Asks me who i am>Doesnt reply when i ask who he is>Randomly flames in allchat after drooling entire game>Leaves without elaborating on anythingVgs were fun, but theres some freaks out there, cant even make that up
>>559728301I NEED the esoprts hwei emote it's the only one where he's smiling and having a good time FUCK I just wanna see the bois having a good timeI dunno which emote I can replace for it but I'll cross that bridge when I get there FUCK
>>559728957>Time wasterThe value of your time spend playing league of Legends is practically 0. There is no reward for being challenger.If you could fucking read I said Duo Queue shouldn't exist because its blatantly boosting one player is always better than the other by definition nobody is equal. Tell me this do you have more fuck jerking off your friend about how good he is at carrying you or bragging about your elo inflated rank on 4chan?
>>559728582That Teemo emote was a drop from Worlds 2024 if I remember correctly. Is it already in rotation or did you get it that way?
>>559728727You giving attention to its ragebait.The ragebaiting will continue as long as people bite.
>>559729349i got it from watching esports!
>>559729081The perfect gank angle doesn't rely on your team to help you, and only after you have cleared all your camps
This battlepass was is good emotes fr fr
https://magma.com/d/ic7qIEWtEJSG is waiting for you in the Drawpile!
>>559729635>The perfect gank angle doesn't rely on your team to help you,it does if you are ganking bot lane.
>>559729276there is... it shows my ability to accomplish something thats 1 in a million... while not being able to play this game 24/7...the satisfaction of accomplishment... as if you would know anything about it... might be a streamer idk just have to get a better mic then maybe a camera too... i have my niche and people like it... riot does adjust for duos... these games were really hard... im just sick of everyone trying to downplay my accomplishment when others can spam 600 games mustering a 49% winrate due to bugged winrates saying i dont deserve something when 80% of the ladder doesnt either...
>>559730158kill yourself
getting (You)'s is quite a lifetime accomplishment
There are better Seraphine players for sure.
>>559729776Star Guardians are surging!
>>559729635>>559729925perfect gank angle = forcing enemy to fight, it doesnt mean you have to solo the entire enemy team for it to be perfect. by definition a gank is when you are killing an enemy with an unfair advantage, most commonly used when its an advantage of the number of players. if your team doesnt follow up then its not really a "gank".
we did it again bros :)this game was a lot harder because our Sylas and Jayce melted down and started screaming at each other, and then both decided to genuinely run it down and try to lose the game out of spiteCait was okay but also tilted. she and I tried to hold on while Trick used massive pressure in sides to neutralize enemy's Baron play after we lost a 4v4 fight due to Sylas and Jayce's hard intingDA GATEZ are real
>the accomplishment in question >Being carried 150 games in a row
>>559729925If you can't clean up a squishy adc that has depleted resources and overstayed you aren't farming fast enough. If they have used flash already they should be just dead on your screen, if not it's a speculative play and your time is prob better served elsewhere unless there is literally nothing else to do on the map.
If the constant contradictions didn't already give it away then there's no hope for you I'm afraid, the people that still respond should genuinely be culled
just another average normal draftEzreal ended 0/4, he played like a bot despite the mastery level/spoiler]
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>>559730483As a jungle in soloq you're better off just playing for yourself and boosting consistency by only going for high probability plays.
>>559731091brokenheart?more like brokenbackbrokenbuckbrokenknees
>>559731474you don't have accomplishments. you're boosted with no hands playing herbivore league and begging to be hard carried. people respected riddler and other master players because they earned their rank. you're boosted as fuck
>>559731091hetried.png
Briar won
>>559731091uh oh tehronbros i dont feel too good
when will the real queen of lolg return? https://www.leagueofgraphs.com/summoner/na/bunny+main+-hop#championsData-all-queues
>>559730873>If you can't 1v2 you may as well ignore bot lanei mean im like 50/50 on avoiding bot lane entirely every game due to bot laners on average being trash players who get you killed >>559731120yeah the play in question was a guaranteed 3v2 while i heavily CCd enemy bot but my bot lane ran away instead of helping while i was CCing enemy team. the only logical reason i can think of for them not to help is they didnt see my pings and thought i was enemy jungler on their mini map. makes no sense otherwise.I fucking hate bot lane so much. almost every game you have that one guy who is obnoxious and terrible at the game at the same time its some fucking jinx or cait player feeding like crazy or some support player who doesnt ward
>>559728218>>559731091>betting on swain CHAD
>>559725134Riot made a 434 millions profit in 2024https://rft.gg/news/riot-games-434-million-in-profit-603-million-in-dividends-riot-games-record-breaking-year
bets game uhhh 7 I think
>>559730158>when others can spam 600 games mustering a 49% winrateme
>>559731474The reason everyone shits on you is because you keep blaming everyone and everything but yourself for losses while only ever posting (bragging about) win (streaks) when duoing with someone. If you cannot see why people here (and in general methinks) hate that shit, you might genuinely have autism
>>559732167Too bad they blew it all on 2XKO and marketing
>>559732167Their monetization strategy is workingSucks to suck for poorfags!
>>559732167Doomsissies... The number keeps going up...
i do appreciate the pleasure in denying the pick swap from toplaners every single game
>>559732167how can they account for the cost of laying down hytale as "recognized lost [investment]" when simon bought it back for an unknown sum???? They should atleast have the decency to note this, since that "cost" went into account for laying people off
>>559732378this dude is such a fragile queer
>>559731608nta but I like to be happy for and congratulate people
>>559732560Based denial, always cute to see a dominant sissy
I'm 1 game from D4. Who should I lock in?
>>559733126You wouldn't a fish ...
any1 know what anime this outfit is from? pretty cute mod actually... auto attack vfx aint bad either
>>559733253kill la kill
wew, that argument between crownie, velja, nemsis and bwipo was something elsedelicious drama
>>559732642my progress got reset by the year end and then riot fucked the lp gains for everyone for 2 months... now that im at my starting point again i can be more comfortable vod reviewing and taking it slow...
>>559733184not unless I had Lucian ADC or something
>>559732114
>>559733565>my progress got resetNot true at all cause your MMR doesn't vanish it's how Cupic is challenger rank 1 with 50 games when dumb digger takes 150 games to reach level 30 because he got banned again. Unless you forgot your password your progress was not reset. During those two months the LP gains were only fucked up that you gained far more than you deserved and you were being carried by duo during this time so...
>>559733424interesting choice for lamb, but ill keep using it because its cool.
>>559733253there is no fucking way riot actually made a skin giving a lamb animal fat boobs and a miniskirt showing her buttcheecksplease tell me this is a custom skin. there's no fucking way we are this far from god as a society
>>559732560I’d genuinely cut a hole in your abdomen and fuck it until you bleed out if I got my hands on you irl you subhuman ape I hope you get gangraped to death the next time you go to the store
>>559734001my mmr didn't vanish but all the lp "fixes" they did didn't work im gaining +17 now right after drew said they fixed it... like what the fuck i was 600 lp end of season i should be +20 atm... but im not...60% winrate to my previous rank and my mmr went down...? you're telling me 500 game unemployed spastics will get to where i am but because they played 600 games they have higher mmr....? what a pathetic joke...have you ever considered the fact it is beneath my dignity to play with plat 2 streakers such as smolders and alistar mid...? if i didn't get fucking griefed i wouldn't need to duo... and even if do duo its none of your business since i got to my rank legitimately... 90% of the high elo ladder duos btw... its actually exceptional i was able to get to where i am without a duo in the first place...
>>559734216i said in the post u replied to its a mod...
>>559725203>>559725848>>559726618>>559731693bad posts
>>559725203>>559725848>>559726618 >>559731693good posts
>>559734321calm down
>>559734640>culturally she's burger...
crossed the ones that were leaked or we already got themwe still don't know what thematic swain will havemorde is only rumored to be prestige skin for a bpasswe know nothing of sivir so far(possibly psyops with vlad?)
>>559734327>you're telling me 500 game unemployed spastics will get to where i am but because they played 600 games they have higher mmr....? what a pathetic joke...This is a major projection you're fighting ghosts I never said these things. You're arguing with anons you've argued with in the past. Arguments you've already had probably hundreds of times in your head, and are just repeating it again.
i might be the best aram player in the world
I want Jelly to invite me to meet her parents
>>559734728it will probably be project swain because leblanc is getting a project skin too, there's no way he's getting a space groove one and he doesn't have a mecha skin yet.a holographic arm works i guess, plus some of them is already red and black themed.
>>559734728Demacia season apparently, so Swain might have something themed related or opposite
>>559734929are you a doctor, lawyer, CEO? are you at least a pathetic engineer?? if not, then don't even bother...
>>559734981jelly only dates niggers? sad
>>559733037they've used the mic before
>>559735026she dates highly qualified afro-heritage men who are at least 6/9/400
>>559734945>space groove swaindespite knowing that it would be an awful skin, i want to see it for the lulzimagine the disco music+light show during his ult
>>559735106no. just no...
>>559735106speaking of disco skinsi always wanted riot to make disco threshhook is a microphonelanern is a discoballgive him a flaming afro and put him in a white elvis presley suititd bang
>>559734562>>559734616Who to believe?!
>>559735220Actually banger idea.
Enough about whatver you talk about.. This general needs some sony and gweb/lolg/ needs some healing
evens league odds rimworld
>>559735298remember ur here forever
>>559734905i had like a 90% winrate in aram before they ruined it by adding it a bigger champ pool and all the % nerfs they did to damage/champs. it was basically impossible to lose as TF zilean veigar back when abilities did full damage to minions. now its just enemy team has soraka sett mel and the game is garbage for 30 minutes because your 0/5 heimerdinger and their 1/8 duo love eating shit for as long as possible and hit no on every ff vote
>>559735220imagine space groove morde banishing you onto the disco floor for a final dance offhire me riot
>>559735294needs more sheep too actually
>>559734327>Everyone else on the ladder gaining 12 losing 26S17: woe is me my situation is the worst of everyone I'm at +17/-17>60% win rate and my mmr down???Meanwhile it's a 75% win rate with duo and 30% win rate solo>500 game unemployed spasticsYeah that's an ad hom, go calm down you're just upset not being reasonable.>Beneath me to play with plat 2 smolders I'm being griefedYeah, you're a narcissist. Huge delusions of grandeur. Everyone else is queueing up to fuck you over, meanwhile the kat evolved game where you fucked up enormously from yesterday is just "hehehe funny it's so hilarious how upset this chud is!!! XD"Maybe it's beneath him to play with you, and that's why he doesn't remember you how does that feel? How would you feel if one of your duos said "Sorry I heard your voice and don't want to fuck you anymore, so now it's below my dignity to play with you" you'd probably fucking cry.>My duo none your businessThen why are you bragging about it every day in lolg? Isn't it your passion to show off "high elo" league of Legends. You're making it my business by showing off your ass in the public square. It could be your passion to be high elo league of Legends and not have to show off to a bunch of people are are "beneath your dignity" to play with. You just want to lord over low elos because it makes you feel better than them, meanwhile you're boosted. Ok princess
>discoyou now rememberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC-M6SKT6t0
>>559735592ahahaha miserable freak
league of legends is a game by riot games
>>559735625bard and jhin were shit additions to most songsi prefer original or with luluhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNOYiR8qk84
If jelly isn't a virgin I don't want her, but with her tentacle addiction it's unlikely
Warm laughs on girls are overrated but give me a lolg with a witches cackleNo offense to jelly ofc
>>559734321*lets you get counterpicked by vayne top*
I agree with the sentiment fat sony, but I wish you'd stop eating so much
r there any lolgs that wanna link up in nyc during worlds? hmu...
>>559735610>I'm at +17/-17There's no such thing. It's either +17/-23 or +23/-17.You may see +17 next to -17 in someone's profile on stat sites because they dodged and the 5LP cost of dodging made their net LP between games change. Stat sites do not know whether you dodged between the games, they only see LP before the game and LP after the game. If you spent a few days dodging on cooldown without playing you could get them to display something ridiculous like +1LP on a win (perhaps even negative LP gain) or a crazy loss of -40LP.
results game 7
do you think nickich is hung...
Challenger Draven/Vayne twotrick here. Not duoabusing. AMA.
>>559736325damn we almost would've called it after 1 game and you played 7??
>>559735610>mess up 1 time in katevolves game... even though i won lane as sera sona into blitz lol... >beat him today...im not narcissistic its just in polite society i'd never have to deal with retards first timing smolder streaking from plat 2 lol...
>>559736161Vayne top is easyTry playing into heimer top while weaksided
ggs euw vgs are over! 7 games! gotta be a record thanks to everyone who joined :) thursdays same time as alawys 7pm on the dot
>>559736348What kind of porn do you like epstein
>>559735708I was also on er stream once initially and then didnt open after like 4 months and she sitll remembered my name despite not even typing much.Was kinda nice, i dont see why these people have to obsess over her for nothing
>>559736227i would like to go to nyc to watch worlds there and because i've never been in na but i'll need a ticket to the event + dont really want to wait all night only for scalper bots to swipe everything within an hour, if someone can buy me a ticket to the event i wouldn't mind paying them for the ticket + get them free drinks and food from the vendor if they'd like or a dinner at a better place, this will need to be arranged later though again i might not be able to make it due to changes in plans
water = sparkling, stomach = empty, glutes = aching. its time to spam rankeds. why dont (you) exercise during queue/select/loading?
>>559736593Job status?Post linkedin
>>559736683her job is playing league.
>>559736325>na bulls join>eu winrates plummetbetter update that leaderboard
There are schizophrenics on this site that are still obsessed with namefags from 10 years, you're not going to change the social behavior of these extremely mentally sound people, even if these guys are on the lower end of the tard spectrum
>>559736591can u dm me? im lsj
>>559736745At 0:25 monday?
>>559736910people work night shifts
>>559736497Boosted niggers getting gangraped.
>>559736902maybe when worlds is coming up, not at the moment
forgot my fucking login acount name FUCK
>>559736325lunargap as per usual
>>559736987my goodness you're fucking stupid
>>559737032I HAVE TO DO THE FUCKING TUTORIAL OVER AGAIN FUCK MY LIFE
>>559735106>disco mentionhttps://youtu.be/cC-M6SKT6t0?si=gz4Yyyt0-nAUeRr_
>>559734964As long as you dont know what someone looks like they can look like anything you want them to because their appearance is up to your imaginationBut once somebodys true appearance is shown that imagination is gone and you're confronted by the harsh truth.
How can she afford a stream deck and HRT if she doesn't work
>irrelevant in meta>irrelevant in loreshould've just switched to irelia desu
>>559736943I cant comprehend the idea of anyone whos willingly getting a job.Even less the idea of someone working at night. Its like you already eat shit, but you have to double down on it by adding some herbs.Nightshift seems like it denys you what little you could do with your already nonexistent freetime by forcing you to sleep at any time that matters.What do you even do with your latenight evening freetime? Shitposting on /lolg/ at 1-8 am i guess since everythings closed.A feeling i cant comprehend
>>559737812anon you know im an artist right like besides toying around with a kindred cosplay and an empty ethot profile i can actually draw? maybe your hands only ever learned league... couldnt be me. i also do code bounties. im actually beginning to get interested in LoL mods!
>>559738235They're going to make her a gay girl boss in the show and then turn her evil for an episode for Melodrama.
>>559738527make her aromantic asexual and I am soldno more gays no more lesbians, just a woman married to her rapier and autism
permaban aphelios?
How do we feel about Zoe lolg?
>>559738394Yikes... too low IQ to even attempt to cover up the seething resentment... envy isn't a good color on you sis...
>>559738953>Strong woman>Asxesual>In a "modern" ShowThere's a better chance of her fucking a black dude than her fucking no one now.
>>559738235she's busy fighting jax on that bridge for 10 years nowfucking splitpushing animals join the teamfight for once
>>559736348how do you climb with vayne when you just get pushed in
>>559740126right click on the enemy thrice
>>559739192that's just admitting defeat
>>559738235remember when everyone was scared shitless of riven and fiora and jaxnobody even gives a shit about any of them nowadays, it's all assbusted overpowered chud bruisers and tanks dealing the same damage as the duelists with 3x less effort
>>559740221
>just got done with a chat restrict>very first game unrestricted 0/0/0 jungle says "what do you expect me to do" in response to getting spam pinged after the enemy jungle double killed bot and got dragonyeah real subtle
we made it back boys! completed the G4 -> D4 -> E4 -> D4 circuit lolthis time around was a lot harder but I also think I'm a better player today than I was 2 weeks ago. I've been doing my best to correct a lot of things that seem tiny but end up being consequential, such as positioning (perhaps most importantly, not playing over-aggressively) and awareness of where your team is. also been making a greater effort to roam mid when bot has favorable lane positions and to escort jungler for invadesI think the next step is getting better at impacting top side. it's a little easier on champs like Bard, Pyke and Alistar, but I wonder if I can pull it off on enchanters as well (probably easiest with Janna/Karma)hope everyone else is enjoying the season and improving!
>>559740441I mean 900 fiora nerfs and different gameplay. Everyone has so much dmg now to just 1 shot you.And its so piss easy to just turrethug with 10 second respawntimers and drake fuckery so theres barely any reward for playing fiora well.FIora can sitll shred people, but theres barely any value in it like.. Insufferable to play really
>>559739350She cute
>have to do an extra 3 levels now because i cant remember my usernameunfairly punished
I know that you will say skill issue etc. but whenever I get a win streak afterward the follow up games would be consisting of the least skilled and responsible people ever who also can't stop spamming like they are insane. I don't know how these games are supposed to be carried and what you can learn from them no matter how hard you try but I think the cherry on the top is just their attitude.
Eomm isn't real, it can't hurt you here
>>559741108I promise you that climbing is largely within your own power. I would say that until you're in D2+, 8/10 games, at minimum, are winnable. it's just that it demands A LOT out of you because you have to be as good as your team is bad. I think the 3/3/4 rule is pretty accurate: 3 games are free wins, 3 games are free losses, and 4 games are where your impact determines whether you're a 50% player or betterwatch your VODs. you'll find plenty you can do better if you're truly honest with yourself and willing to improve. much of it will seem inconsequential, but all the little things that you do right build up and have a sizable impact
>>559741316Tfw you'll never become a hucow
>>559741487ign?
>>559741317I'm not claiming that I'm a good player or anything like that, just that there's something very scripted about the matchmaking.
>>559741257Lolg eomm sending agents to reply to your post and call you mean names
I am just blastmaxxing nowadays
>>559741596I really don't think so. it just feels that way because you have a tendency to assign an external locus of control to League of Legends. it's true that there are many things beyond your control, but it's equally true that what is within your control dictates whether you climb, demote or remain stuck. I had a truly awful team a few games ago where our mid and jg started flaming one another and hard inting so the other would lose. top, ADC and I were still able to demonstrate enough agency to win it. if I had also tilted, I know my ADC would have also broken and then it'd be top lane attempting to 1v9 and losing because there would be no smart pressure anywhere else on the mapyou have it in you to warp the map in a way where unfavorable circumstances are mitigated. it just takes a lot of effort and concentration. it's not easy, but it is rewarding once you become familiar with this way of playing
>>559741812what's wrong with platonic gaming?
theres no fucking reason why your username shouldnt be your ingame name you fucking faggots>hurf durf someones going to hack into my duo boosted plat account!!!fuck yourself faggot.
>>559742032That men and women can't be friends.There is no such thing as platonic gaming. If your wife or husband is constantly playing games with people of the opposite gender every night that's suspicious as fuck.>But she's asexualNo she's just depressed and living in godless america
>>559742791>fuck yourself faggot.Boosting to diamond with my duo who holds my keys
faker was 12 years old when this droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3aes7Vh8cc
>>559743361faker is now 35 and still styling on these younginz
>>559741812based, why cant they just respect the hustle? stop treating a video game like a dating app
i demoted from silver 4
>>559743472lillia...
>>559743618[X] [GIVE UP (ON SUICIDE)]
>>559741812thats not interesting its 100% normal
are there any diamond+ players on /lolg/ who aren't boosted?>inb4 SiBliterally boosted. deathly scared to play soloq and disgusting pussymaxxx playstyle
>>559743104>That men and women can't be friends.Thats what my friend said, then proceeded to spazz out 24/7 for years about me fucking his gf I worked with and was friends with, so I've got a very low opinion of the people who say this
>>559743426lost to semi-retired shoemaker in a bo5 in big 2026 award
>>559743880shoemacker is a world champ and very good
>bots stack 3 in my lane>proving that im always the best player and its mathematically correct to always hyper focus medisheartening.
just spent 6 hours doing absolute unga bunga mindless work and now i barely even have time for a game b4 i sleep this sucksleague of legends give statikk crit
I love Lissandra!
>that last threadDang it, I missed it.I gotta get some vacation time to draw some vexo yordgal clussy before the skin comes out
>>559743828half of eu is touching lowmasta
>>559744163it's been years and you are still leveling new accountswhat the actual fuck
>>559739350made for rape.
>>559739350I wanna FUCK her ass with my face in her hair
>>559744873>1.5% max of the ranked playerbase is half of all EU playersinsane maths bro
is it impossible to win melee against ryze
>>559745541*laugh in dashes*
>>559743850>about me fucking his gfWhy were you fucking his girlfriend?
>>559745504if you werent a retard you'd realize I'm talking about eu known lolgs, showing off your NA brain prowess so early?
>>559746083>half of EU lolgs are part of <1.5% of the ranked playerbase in EUWastounding maths lil buddy
>play first Summoner's Rift game in years>it's a normal draft game>spend half an hour on the verge of a panic attack what the fuck is wrong with me
league of legends?
>>559746363mental illness
>>559747078League of Zoe
>irelia mid i carry this>viego jg i dontredpill me what this implies.
about how I imagined plat players to be irl
Anyone wanna play a few Mayrams on NA?
>>559738248h-how much does it cost for a drawing, huntress?
>>559747928me but I stopped being disgusted by it a few years ago and just accepted my bisexualityalso I'm not back to plat (yet)
>>559738248so uh... contributing to the drawpile when?
>>559748074username hashtag?
>>559748268DabsTheWonderCat#NA1We just got into a game so you can join the next one if you want
>>559748126opening a couple of full body nsfw slots this month at about one and a half times the price of s17's coaching.>>559748248i intend to but learning how to draw in magma has been meh and if im drawing for fun id rather draw my ocs not league :/
>>559743426Remember recently when the Muslim chad moe ran a train on him despite not playing for 5 years? Lol
>>559738248>code bountiesare you involved in any OSS? im trying to git gud enough to contribute to some projects
>>559748828ask in the game client
>>559748520>if im drawing for fun id rather draw my ocs not leagueI get that. Drawing should be fun, especially if you do it for free
>>559745949I never did fuck her or even tried to ask her out, and had to repeatedly tell him I'd never do anything to her, so its a lot more annoying that he'd still get into fights over her talking to me and that he went behind my back and told rumors to my other friends about how I secretly hated him because he thought I was jealous of his gf. I know this happened because my friends had a whole intervention for me where I had no clue what was going on and found out what he had been telling them about meLeague of legends put death fire grasp back in the game
>>559748520>>559749086oh then i guess later this year i will try....just one question...do you do more wholesome pieces? something....more emotional?
>>559742791wanna play on euw?
>>559738248you know you didnt need to call me out like that i thought we were friends
On zoe, should I go pen boots vs tanky teams or cdr boots so I can proc lichbane more?
>>559749952i think jsut society failed oyu. dont blame yourself. you are fertile but you dont want to make your child suffer in these terrible times
>>559750072>lich on zoe?just go luden shadowflame rabaddon and nuke shitters 3 screens away, bane is a waste of gold
streaming right now. you know where to find. not posting link cus of the chud filterers
>>559750458>130 ping and fails to connectxd
>>559750458dennis u r above hanging out w those na freaks... cmon.
>>559750858i believe in redemption. i am known as...odalia redemption after all...
>>559749325You drew the Jinx and Ori? Keep it up.
>>559751112glad you appreciate em anon, ty
did they nerf eclipse or something? why is everyone suddenly not building it anymoreriven and jayce especially, last I checked it was mandatory and now it's all axiom arc and youmuus and shit
>can hitler-end the game in 10 minutes in a lane smurfing on the dick against the newbies>cant as jgwhat the fuck am i not getting>>559749801im a NA-gger so i dont think its possible
gee willickers, I sure hope this is my 1 out of 10 "free loss" game and that Riot doesn't hit me with forced 50 :D
>>559751612Imo nerfs dont matter. it's jsut noobs following numbers on websiites that got bored out of it
TWO?
>>559752456Is better than one.
>>559752738kys
ok this time i am streaming. you know the link. posting a yordle for engagement bait
holy shit i found a brand new video of lesbo japanese hotties slurping up each other's titty milk and making outi mean it's not new but it's new to methank you lord tonight i shall cum buckets
Which league ladies would defeat you, then forcibly have their way with you?
weird thread
>>559754425zyra and evelynn
>>559753165is the brand in the video good? i hope it's lane brand or if it's support at least he is trying enchanter build with the tea item
>>559754425
>>559754425I will defeat my Soraka!
>>559754428>or is this guy that just fucking braindead?Yes.
>my illaoi with exhaust goes 0/7/0 in 12 minutes vs singedyou cannot convince me this isnt an agent sent by riot games for daring to win too many games in a rowalso my 2/8/5 pantheon support got an s rank is riot games taking the piss this season
>>559755061I mean i meant the question legit, saw some streams from american streamers where 2 people jut have a regular conversation and 95% is imediatly like "they're secretly in a relationship"and i only see that behaviour on american streams.Here in eu its just the most normal thing to do shit together
that one guy finally finished his kindred sculpt. booba! artist is manueldejorge
>>559755493dont care we duoq once u r REQUIRED to have sex with me
Why are adcs so bad at macro? To the point they sacrifice towers and inhibitors to better steal Jungle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRLMks9fsYw
>>559756079WORLDSTAAARRRRRR
>>559755493gooners dont understand the concept of friendship pls understand
>>559756098this shit was only possible if you got a penta super early or the enemy ran it down with revive
team is my fault.>>559751612>axiom arc and youmuus and shitassassin items are more gold efficient.
lilbro crying over swiftplay aintnoway
>going thru my old youtube favorites for funsies>find thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bOnrJlxJIwdamn that's kino
>Jailbreak ps5>Copy 50gb game for hour>Doesnt boot up>Look for fix>Filesystem on usb dmg>Redo copying shit>Doesnt work>Try other troubleshooting>Copy shit again>After a day of trying shit turns out that the download on the website was dmged and every other game workedGG. Atleast everything works now. IN that sense - rerolling >>559698780>inb4 0 againoof
>>559757398what'd they do that's so evil?
rakan poster, what is oyur name? i want your mod too. Does it have optimization? weakaura thing or csmods?
>scuttle crab
>>559757779i did ask if she was ok. i asked kindred too. i dont care of the bans
>>559757838use cslol-go, mod is called weakaura hud by moga
why is the thread so fucking weird today
>>559757838Apparently they're trying to switch people over to LTK Manager / Forge - https://github.com/LeagueToolkit/ltk-manager / https://github.com/LeagueToolkit/ltk-forge So you might want to get a head start on switching over to it rather than using CSLoL - https://github.com/LeagueToolkit/cslol-managerBut you do you. WeakAura HUD; I use the one in the mediafile link QWERDF Low TT - https://runeforge.dev/mods/fbd82c69-1d3f-4d8c-8063-e9acf9a9feca
spanish harlem mona lisa
>die once to the most balanced fair champ in the game, garen (he built armor and health and pressed R)>katarina for some reason feels the need to abandon her lane and take my wave up top>"thanks dude I needed someone to make sure my lane opponent outlevels me">kat: "i need the farm more than you do">from that point on the kat gets absolutely folded and booty clapped>tell that nigger im sure his bronze one hands carry all kinds of games>trist cuck: "erm i thnk someone needs to take a brake" 'erm seek enlightinment' (but those are their actual words minus the erm)kill yourself nigger. youre unironic bronze kill yourself nigger.
>>559757839you give me hope>>559757975ok nice>>559758381why so many gifthub slop....why it can't be easier....i am literally crying but i wll try
Tried to make a Zoe
>>559758381>the yuumi border thing is on purposeholy shit it looks horrible why do you do this
why it doesnt let me downloaed ltkmanager?
>>559758669not bad not bad
>>559758896Because it's in pre-release right now.
>>559758726I don't even notice it while playing
>>559758994then how do you have it? pleas dont leave me alone i just wanted to be like oyu
How dangerous are you
>>559758381
>>559759154>Then how do you have it?I don't. I use cslol.
>>559759249
>>559759249>vine boomI hope you know you deserve all the hate you get for this
>>559759529nta but what is it?
>>559759609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc7Cin_87H4
@Taebakplease i promise i modded my client and now it works betterI swear i will behave just don't make me reach silver 2 yetplease consider iti know there's a lot of bad talk about me and perhaps some of it was true but you have to trust me on this one.i will give you anything i can givei am begging you just dont this suffering
>>559758381wait i think i made a mistake. i extracted the files in the folder i installed cslol ?what should i do now?
>>559758939old AND ugly*
>>559758524you can't carry bronze lol you're bronze too
LoL is my main passion but at the end of the day it's a hobby, I spend way too much time on it and care about a rank that honestly doesn't mean anything at all and I could have more fun if I smoked weed and played more arams
>>559760978 my retarded jungler farming camps on baron buff
>>559760108I just keep the file in my downloads folder, and drag it onto the app
PLEASE TEL ME HOW TO ACTIVATE CS LOL manager
>>559761079omfg dm me ill screenshare
>>559758610>you give me hopewhat do you mean...
>>559761065which app?>>559761156nothing..>>559761112who are you?
>>559761056smdftb
PLEASE TELL ME WHICH APP ?
it says that i do 1k true damage after I kill someone but it doesnt FEEL like I do 1k true damage after i kill someone so i think the item is LYING. what are the reprecussions for riot lying about their items
i have to go now. no one wants to help me. i will ask again later. please dont ignore me.
>>559761639hitbyahammer_aka_miximumdennis
bastion breaker is literally cucked and fucked the item does NOT do that much true damage...evens play 3 more games when i unlock normal draft odds dont
>>559761202Use CSLoL
Gods, trying to be tech support for an extremely easy process is frustrating. I'm going back to my vidya. Sex with Shyvana, so on.
fw me
>>559762865How to open it? Why the DC invitation deleted the post. Why? I am HitByAHammer under score aka under score filter M filter I filter X filter mum filter d filter e filter n filter n filter I filter s
id moan on vc but whatever
>>559763276What means "how open it ?" In the cslol-manager folder the app is in there - I'm confused. Then just pin the app to your start or something, because you don't really need to interact with the folder.
Yone!
>>559763326ign?
>>559765102SEE YOU IN HELL#NA1
champs for these feels?
>>559765650tahm kench (as the rapist)
have the koreans cooked up any nu-shyvana builds yet?
>>559763372real quiet after this dropped...
fish butte
nuke all furries and yordlefuckers
smurf all over your dickno mercy in this dojo. you wouldnt show mercy to me if you were on my team... hmph.https://streamable.com/riv39s
>>559766274That's a good butt.
my 1/5/0 giga gapped udyr top got an sriot niggers need to be publicly hung for for the auto fill double lp/ loss prevention coupled with these joke ratings
gm lolg
>>559766436>>559766274>>559766707nuke them too
today is the day
>>559766274RAPE
>>559767359when the drink tastes like maybe briar could take a bite out of her teammates
Playing against Yasuo is cancer. Less cancer than Mel but still cancer.
pray for the iron 4 maokais that see you land everything, youre currently part of a 3 v 2 and the nigger just wont press W because he wont press W. pray for them to figure out how to work that worthless little fucking head of theirs.iron rank is a mental disease for sure.
Diameme hurts my head...
disturbing lack of femyordles in this thread...
>>559768107Niggerlife
>>559768196I got your Yordle right here.
>>559768503NEED LULU!!!!!!!also, when visual update for her?
>>559768845yea
>>559768845i dont do oxy
>>559768845Yeah, you can, but make sure to add something related to League of Legends next time so you don't get off-topic banned.League of Legends, buff Teemo
oops
>>559768503paizuri with Lulu...
>>559769063This thing should be reportable and bannable too.
>>559770078
>>559770078proof?
i'm gonna crash out this week, i can feel ityou know i only bother with you because my real lolg doesnt want to talk
>>559770035snitchK
full metal armour to protect my heart
>>559770243boring...
>>559770078*rapes anyway*
>be in a nice win streak>every team playing their best even from behind>fix MMR>fast-forward to today>every team losing early>losing streak>MMR in shambles again>both instances of win and lose streak had unbalanced teamsI love playing a game that artificially selects my games, why do I even play...
>another spammer meltieGood thing he can't spam images anymore
>hit 10 noxus really early>spend 5 turns alt tabbed gooning>come back and see one of the last people trying trying to hit a 3 star 5 drop to cheese me>spend all my gold rolling until i 2 star it on my bench>he calls me a fucking asshole before he dcswould a 3 star 5 even beat noxus 10?
>>559771036they call it dead riggoid game for a reason
Just got Ahri spirit blossom spa slut. Is it worth it if I already have the foxy white slut spirit blossom?
Is it better to reroll skins or disenchant them and get the one I want from the loot?
If every sidelane is losing, who do I play for? My goal is to always end up my lane as even, winning if possible, but I'm unsure of how to handle when the rest of the game just looks like a downfall.
having a day where nothing goes my way im not playing poorly though its not even funny how many times ive hit everything and side stepped abilities but the enemy is left with barely a little sliver of hache pee
I'd like to have one sexnot with you freaks but with riven
>>559773043join in on the inting so your team is more likely to ff 15
>>559773379fair
And people will look at this thread and tell me nothing's wrong with lolg.
>>559773594second worst general trying to get the gold medal!
Why'd he back up though...
>>559773713stfu nigger lover
>>559773713they're calling it the most israeli hud ever conceived
>>559773713do you have a humiliation fetish
>>559773713Huge mistake by your end. You're trying to compensate for Varus not hitting the wave, which ends up giving the enemy bot a kill.Yes, Varus should have pushed with you for level 2, but that didn't happen so you need to adapt to it
(You) and (Me). Bed. Now!
bro pulled out the chatgpt
why can't you guys just be normal for once
lemon. pepper. wings.
>>559773713you need to be beheaded for not understanding lvl1-2
>>559775367lemon pepper wings are so fucking good. the wingstop ones make me cream my pants everytime.league of legends, buff all bilgewater champions
>>559775458fat fuck
>>559774138No, it was a genuine question. It's okay to post bad plays, and laugh at them too ! >>559774421Ye you're right actually. >>559775437Except there was legit no reason for my Varus to back up, and we would've won the level 2 all in, if he had just stayed and hit the wave.
>>559773713This >>559775437 and also you didn't flash Jhin snareThis one's on you bro
>>559775565i am indeed 7 pounds (3KG) overweight according to the BMI scaleLeague of legends, nerf janna
shyvana looks hot now wtfsex!!
my cutelow friends dont want to play mayhem with me anymore because the average lobby rank is too high
>>559776505Ivern is so boring. what is the appeal of playing him? Isn't he the champ for gay hippies who smoke pot all day?
>>559776505What causes a man to pick Ivern?
Experimenting triple Tear, mid wanted to swap so I ended up botlane.>>559773713I think Varus backed up because he understood that Jhin and VelKoz would gain lv2 first, and beside this they would have a better lv2 aggro than Varus and Senna, in my opinion. I think he wanted to play it fairly safe.
inshallah i’ll rape this spanish twink
>>559777114Used goods
>>559777114based heterosexualsex with twinks is more straight than sex with women because twinks are more feminine than a woman
>>559777921getting shit on your dick and purposefully seeking out men for sex is actually straight as fuck
>LSJ hours>thread goes to shitI'm nooticing
fat fucking chud
gm.
>>559778453who
>>559773713I know you admitted its your fault but you can instantly see youre not getting lvl 2 by just where varus stands
>>559778452i love this stupid dragon
My (autistic) rule is that I must have 3 mains per role. One man, one woman, one monster/creature champ.Why? I dunno man, autism.
>>559779059
>>559779359smug
>finished gold 1 last season>start playing this season just now>placed Silver 2 >played several games>"Haha these silvers are so easy">check op.gg>I am playing in plat Elo???????? These people cant hit a single skillshot what the fuck is going on here? Plat 3 Elo feels like gold 3 last season
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
guys?…
>Somebody is knocking on my door>Someone is knocking on my door again>Maybe its important? Hmmm im in loading screen maybe i can check it out and make it back before game starts>Go to the door to check it out>Theres noone there>Look araund>Theres noone near the door either >Look up and down maybe its a midget and i cant see them because theyre too short?>Nope>Hmmm... weird.>Go back to my pc>Remake vote has passed 3/1>lose lp and get hit with leaver penaltyFckAt least the first one is just 1 minute ban so whatever but im never anwsering the door again lesson learned
>>559779676Riot made a shift in ranks this season by shrinking iron. This made entirety of low elo move up about 1 tier of "visual" rank.See the difference on pic related. Iron went from 4% of players in each division to 2% in the entire tier. That's a lot of people shifting from iron to bronze, pushing out the bronzies to silver, silvers to gold and so on.
>>559780019sorry it was me
>tfw I'm finally at a point where I'm losing more LP than I'm gainingIt's over (owari da). Millions must weep for me. Billions, even.
>>559780164Welp, guess I will enjoy curbstomping people for a division or two. I am going 5/0 in lane vs hardcounters.I will lose a bunch of LP when voicechat lands anyway, I cant talk and play at the same time, my brain doesnt have the bandwidth
champs to main as a boyprincess?
>>559780942Janna. Seraphine.
>>559780942Karma
>jungler baits me into ganks>we both die 2 or 3 times>enemy Yone and Evelynn get fed>ask my team to leave me alone sidelane so I can recover cs>jungler comes to steal cs and moves the opposite side of every objective>4-1 surrender vote with my NoIt was legit a winnable game, it would be funny if I get a warning for playing bad when I got griefed. Today is not my day.>>559780268I'm fluctuating between even gains and negative gains, this ranked system is laughable.
When I plan to build Seraph Staff, is it better to take DRing starter or Tear starter? I feel like with Tear starter I can stack Seraph Staff faster, but without DRing I lose that mana regen and farming I also need.
Just had a Aram mayhem game that reminded me of vgs>Rancid team comp>Everyone besides me first picked so its not like we were picking for our mains or anything>Enemy has rammus,galio and veigar so we cannot move>Everyone is begging for ff from minute 1>Surrender vote starts the second 9:00 hits >Surrender vote failed to pass 3/2(i voted no)>A teammate tells us to uninstall league and kys(hes 0/7) and ragequits
>>559781402ign?
>>559781470first timing*
we are having melties over mayrams now?
>next years champ isnt a support either>mel cant flex support as promised because of her execute>6>years>for a new support>assuming the 2028 champ is it
>>559783257a vision focused butterfly champ can't come fast enough
>midlane nages are so worthless it could be better to play a bruiser to abuse the T3 boots and solo either Drake or GrubsMidlane is dead.
>>559783336>vision focused supportWhat's the point? every support is "vision focused" since the sup item gives you infinity wards
*facechecks bush as vision butterfly*
I wish League's visual designers were much fucking worse so I had no reason to deal with the gameplay designers.
League would've been a much better game if Yasuo, Yone, Jinx and Mel were never introduced in the game.
>>559785341this but replace Jinx, Yasuo and Yone with Ambessa, K'Sante and Seraphine
>>559780942yuumi
>>559760978XDDDD
>>559785341>No SeraphineShe doesn't even look like she belongs in this game, awkwardly standing around on some floating platform. I've hated seeing her since she was added to the game.
>>559785341we love jinx here
>>559786020>She doesn't even look like she belongs in this game, awkwardly standing around on some floating platform.actual truth nuke. that dumb cunt does not even look like she should be in LoL.
>>559785641Agreed with KSante, he is one of those champs stupidly difficult to balance because of his kit scalings.Seraphine tries to be what could be a rework for Sona, I have no idea what her identity should as character. I would prefer Seraphine could be playable as a mage, maybe it would be fun.No idea why Ambessa, though I agree she is one those million dashes champs so.>>559786110Champ with one of the most broken passives, just mini-rework her kit.
>>559786164>No idea why Ambessa, though I agree she is one those million dashes champs so.ya see, i would probably like Ambessa if she wasn't some stupid fucking granny champion from Arcane.
>>559786480I haven't watched Arcane.
>>559786585>I haven't watched Arcane.i haven't either. (only seen clips here and there, no full episodes)i just think Mel and Ambessa don't belong in LoL. annoying champions
Are stat checkers the most braindead champions of all time? Who has fun playing a champion whose skill expression is limited to an auto attack reset?
>>559786639I don't think Mel belongs in the game either, her presence just broke stuff. Also Mel had a 60% ban rate for more than a year, just as evidence of how annoying her kit is to deal with, and evidence that Riot makes poor balance decisions.
>>559779763Cant spell FACIAL FINISH without FISH
>sweatymeans you're good but I don't like you>goodmeans you're good and I like you>funmeans you're bad but I like you>afkermeans you're bad and I dislike you
>>559786020Seraphine kinda looks like what I imagine some lore background npc for Piltover would be, just a throwaway joke of how they have a k-pop star that piltie teenagers obsess with.Alternatively, she looks like her own Star Guardian skin.
femyordles need to be worshipped.
chatbot hours
>dodged the list
Botlane duos for this feel?
>>559788403stop trying to edate
dead game
>200+ deleted posts
What's a boy gotta do to get a duo though ?
Yo can we talk about how IWillDominate talked the most mad shit ever about every single other NA team for years for his content making career, and then his team, in their first international event, proceeded to play and draft like THAT versus Brazil. I honestly have no sympathy for him and whatever shit he's getting thrown at him on twitter. Is that not fair? He gave out way worse treatment to other people for years. Whatever he's getting right now is completely 100% deserved. Like I respect that he at least attempted to put his money where his mouth was when it came to flaming the skill level of the region but also, better to keep your coaching mouth shut and be thought a talentless hack than open it and remove all doubt like what we're seeing here. Like we should actually make you swim back to California nahhhh im fucking mad also fuck this shit region. Congrats brazilbros you earned it
Stop yearnbaiting me. I've learned my lesson.League of Legends, buff adc
:3
>>559788964Litterally who?
>>559789010what a stupid fucking Ionian whore. doesn't she need to go prune trees while Xin Zhao cucks her with Nidalee?
>>559788865not play rakan and dusk and dawn senna is a good start
>>559789065Quyen wu heng ralei!
odds play some normal gamesevens take a nap
The best thing I did was set the ping volume to 0.
>>559789184i don't know what that means, but i have enough sense to know that it wouldn't matter anways because whatever comes out of that Ionian whore's mouth is nonsensical.
>>559789546this anons tree is unpruned.
>Checking out Caitlyn skins because I'm interested in playing her.>See Resistance, the sniper rifle model is the one I like most, the red beret is also really cool, and it's cheap.>Yeah, I think it might actually be my favorite Cait ski->Notice pic related.Nvm it's now one of my favorite skins in the game, how is that so insanely hot??
I fucking hate anivia
>>559789854the splash art is really good, but the in-game model is eh.
>>559790069who's the dead fish-eyed stupid whore on the left?
>>559789854Are you one of those that go crazy when a lady wearing a burqa has slightly visible ankles
>>559790068Still does have the best rifle.
>>559790068looks fine ingame from normal camera distance
>>559790160My wife Yunara.
>>559790987why does her eyes look all kind and gentle in that photo?her actual eyes are cold, dead and bitchy. stupid Ionian whore
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I LOVE BEING WEAKSIDED EVERY GAME AND HARD CAMPED BY ENEMY JUNGLESOLOKILL MY OPPONENT TWICE THEY HIDE BEHIND TOWERBUT IF I EVER TRY TO DIVE BOTH JUNGLE AND SUP ROAM TOP TO FUCK ME OVERBUT MY NO WARD NO SUMM OPPONENT WITH HALF HP? NAH WE WONT DIVE THAT LMAOI PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS TO HAVE ZERO INTERACTION FROM MY PUSSY OPPONENT AND PLAY 1v2 EVERY GAMEI PLAY LEAGUE TO HAVE JUNGLE HAVE MORE CONTROL OVER MY LANE THAN ME
playing Taric is so ez, i press E, i walk up to enemy champ, they get stunned for 7 hours and my adc rapes them, ez
>>559790191Are you one of those for who anything but balloon tits on a bikini is a burqa?
>>559791257stop blame team and focus on ur own mistakes
>>559791240Even Qiyana the canonical bitch has kinder looking eyes than Yunara.
I am a Yunara god
fun fact: in the LoL lore, Yunara consumes yordle shit because it's the only thing she enjoys eating. Teemo also owns her as a sex slave too.
does Zyra and Maokai... you know...
First time I've gotten a feedback update on a player from a game finished 10 secs ago. For non-dodging/afk reports.Usually I have to wait a week and then struggle to remember who that username was
>>559791968 leave teemo out of this... tysm
renekton, yone, j4, janna
lf d2 duo na
https://soundcloud.com/user-33619286/sexy-sushi-bling-bling-bling
You wouldn't a fish.
BLING BLING BLING J SUIS UN MECHANT RAPPEUR EN BERLINE
i miss vgs.
>>559793173I miss my wife dawt
>>559760978looking good sis
just raped 1m e2 riven on fiora (100k e4)ama
Ok, multiple Tear items take too long to stack.
>>559793541i would have been impressed if it was any other meta toplane champion, but it was Fiora so nope.
HE DOESNT HAVE PRIO ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED
>>559793931lolcow
>>559793606Not being able to buy next tear before you finish stacking the current one is a pain in the ass.That's not how it used to be back in the day.
>>559793649>any other meta toplane championfiora is not metaand it's a lot less impressive to win vs riven on renekton or aatrox or shittykaiser because they require no skill
Senna
>>559794678who put the chimp in a bikini
>>559794678She is a married woman you dickhead.
>>559794678built for thresh's bwc
>>559794757
>>559794757>>559794794>>559794813the range of /lolg/ discourse
>>559794838stuoopid
how the fuck am i supposed to learn what 170+ champions do? this is IMPOSSIBLE
>>559795158you don't have to play them ALL bro, just play an handful of champs that you find fun and stick with it
>>559795158play 400 games of aram
>>559795158i learned how to do this somewhat by playing arams, the free champs also rotate weekly so you eventually go through every one of them, but honestly the game was much more fun and meme building wasn't a huge detriment and people tend to strategize comps just to win and all that so playing insane levels of arams would probably make you feel sick
>>559794156>no skill>aatroxhuh? i'm not even an Aatrox player but he definitely takes skill.
>>559794115>Not being able to buy next tear before you finish stackingYeah that's exactly it, I'm fumbling a lot experimenting with it (not that my botlane stops going 0/20 before min 15), but having to wait full stacks really slows the process down. And Tear already takes a bit to stack so it takes 10-15 minutes for each item, while also gimping the build if you try to pre-build the components. I really liked the idea but the execution is awful. Sad because Seraph Staff + Diadem is something I was looking forward.
>>559794156>fiora is not metawhat i meant by that, is like meta as in the champion is designated for top lane. like, say Kled is meta, but Ahri top isn't. i'm sure that makes sense to you now.
>>559793931this entire sequence was insanehttps://youtu.be/3m0Y8erEo-M?si=g7fsixMXRotV2RbP
>>559795158thankfully, i've been playing this game since 2012 or 2013 so this isn't really an issue for me. although there are some champs i still don't really know what they do all to well, like Renata Glasc for example.
Is the deer girl good? They just buffed her.
>>559796661good? yes, but extremely boring.
>>559796661good in what sense?
Which script do you use in the big 2026?
>>559797725I'm too young to be using scripts in a game this simple
>>559797725been playing this game since 2012 or 2013 and ive never used scripts
>>559795158you don't, lock in garen, flash ignire q e ult
I COULD DRINK A WHOLE HENNESY FIFTHSOME CALL IT A PROBLEM BUT I CALL IT A GIFT
>tfw too sick to play league
Weekdays I get the all Gold lobbies (good players), but on the weekend I get the half Plat lobbies (dogshit mental midgets)
I got filled and had to play a game of midI played the Diana into Lissandra matchupThis Liss champ is kinda obnoxious yeah? Like her r is annoying but the real issue is her q. It deals a lot of damage on a very short cooldown while being very hard to dodge due to the high projectile speed and it going through minionsShe just spams q q q q every 5 seconds with no manacost and then pokes you out of lane with it since you have to predict it before it is even cast to dodge it. It even slows to boot.Her r is annoying as shit too because its just a free kill for the enemy jungleAnd her e and w means she is ungankable too
>>55979925767 lol
League brings out my anger issues like nothing elseIt genuinely made me a worse person and got me noise complaints
>>559796661good for rape
>>559799341
I'm playing so bad I'm actually lost with what I'm doing, as if both micro and macro are reduced to zero and I'm just looking my team play.>>559799436Feel you, it made me more depressed.
How long would it take me to get good with Evelynn? I've had my eye on maining her and this is going to be the year. How much suffering am I going to go through?
>>559799895Probably like 12 games
>>559799895you wont last long, spamming Q burns out everyone quick
>>559799806>I'm actually lost with what I'm doing, as if both micro and macro are reduced to zero and I'm just looking my team play.Have you considered sona?
>Ahri has too many skinsCringe>Ahri doesn't have enough skinsBased
>>559800271how's the looking for a real job working out for you shitna
>>559799895A few games to get good at picking isolated targets, but skirmishing / big fights still mess me up, especially when you don't have someone to initiate/frontline
>>559800374doesn't he work for andrew tate when he's not drawing league pron?
>>559800504that would come as a real surprise, he hasn't drawn anything you could consider porn or art since years
i can c ur eyes when u can u wear the crowna wonderful moveshe say: i can c ur eyes (je n'ai plus de bulles)u know im feeling goodshe say: i can c ur eyesno u get away with me n ill c u tonighti can c ur eyes(je vous prie d'applaudissements)ur bodys in my mind
Do you guys consider Aurora to be worthy of a rough fuck?
>>559800271most overrated whore in league of legends.
>>559800628wow ur so good at singing babe...can i suck ur gock?
>>559800489I'm still chasing a high from like 5 years ago when I hit a charm, went over the baron wall, killed the enemy jg and stole baron. One of the biggest nuts I ever had in this game.
>>559800954It's impossible to outsmite eve R + smite, free objective if you have flash/blast cone
>>559800925Ahri is NOT overrated
>>559800951faaaggg
>>559801460>Ahri is NOT overratedHokay, buddy. How many skins does she have again?
>>559800504>For fucking andrew tateMan, indians really have no dignity
i wanted to play one warmup game before it got into it finally. one.and it's the classic 4 bots in the early afternoon on NA.i guess it's a sign
>>559801795>draws for multimillionaire idk man pretty crazy for a former /lolg/ poster
>>559801978>No but anon you don't get it>His boss is REALLY richWow! That absolutely reflects on him as a person!
HOLY POG IN MY LOG
>>559801978dammit, anon, this makes me too horny and i don't want to jerk off today.
>>559802173why do you sound so upset by an indian porn artist
can someone change shindas profile picture on kemono so i don't have to stare at his face when jacking off
>>559802426Shinda, don't get so obviously and easily butthurt if you're gonna pretend to be another person to shill yourself (as usual)
>>559802572all these fags are wrongshinda works for andrew tate's best friend Myron Gaines of the Fresh and Fit podcastHe designs merchandise art for him, pic related
>>559801978lmao this defence might as well be:>Uhmm, sweaty, you don't get it, I work for AMAZON. Jeff Bezos, you ever hear of him? Mmmmyeah, he's kind of a big deal, one of the richest men in the world. And since he's a big deal, I'M a big deal. Heh. Toodles, poorfags.>*goes back to delivering packages*
>>559800217No I mean, I'm usually decent but I have these games where I really don't know what's going on and what I'm doing. I don't know. Nevermind I'm just overthinking maybe, I don't know.
>>559802703i mean, good for him. i looked at his Kemono and he isn't a bad looking guy at all, draws good porn too.also, league of legends, buff briar
Excuse me, what?
>>559802189Literally me
>>559802792>>559802524
>>559802703>this guy throws up hitler salutes on stream while wearing shinda's art I KNEEL
>>559802842i'm not Shinda thoughleague of legends, buff Nunu
>>559802808What am I looking at here?
>>559802842To me it seems you're the only butthurt poster ITT
>>559803031NTA but look at Nami's items. Two Banner of Command's, but I'm assuming that one of the item is just another item but modded to have the BOA icon.
>>559803031double mandate on nami i guess
>>559803031Nami seemingly having 2 imperial mandates at once. Both me and karma saw it that way.In replay the 2nd one was actually redemption.
our mid just decided to first time yone this game for some reason5 game lose streak nowyeah I think I'm going to a week off this game
>>559803031oops, my bad, i said "banner of command" here >>559803148 but banner of command hasn't been in the game for years now. oops, sorry for being an oldfag...i mean Imperial Mandate...
>>559803108That second reply ain't me, but be more obvious Shindabtw you left one minute of time almost exactly between your responses, just like the captcha timer
>26 > 28butthurt and retarded, warra combo
>>559803278take a week off*fuck this game, draining my mind, soul and life
>>559751838'the only constant in your matches is you'and the people running it down and griefing after solo dying once
Banner of command was so much better of an item.I'll never get to play Janna and build ZzRot and banner ever again
>>559803327you mean you miss banner of command
>>559794838i miss viegoposting
>>559803640eh, what i really miss is Deathfire Grasp
DUMBASS NIGGER KAYLE ULTS ME LATEGAME AND WE LOSE BECAUSE THIS BITCH WANTS TO BE MY FRIENDFUCKING DUMB BITCH
>>559803885was it ranked? if it wasn't ranked then chillax, homie.
Kata mains are like this? ZAMN!
>>559804097i swear, you have to be a masochist to be a Katarina main. her laning phase is so shit.
>>559804147lolgs are masochists
THIS LANE STATE IS FUCKING EQUAL
Literally never see him. What's up with the monkey? Should I play him top or jungle? I'm feeling like a hipster today.
Nautilus main here. What does Nautilus look like underneath his armor?
>>559804757his animations are dogshit and need an update. walk around and then idle on his og skin. it just cuts to him standing still. its so shit, he needs a vu
>>559804882>walk around and then idle on his og skin. it just cuts to him standing stillThis is intentional so you can S-stop to do a W fakeout.
im starting overgive me a crazy name idea bros
>>559804806
>>559805176Natalie Starz#Tgirl
>>559805176CRAZY MAN L9 #n3gr
>>559805265
>>559805176agp princess#cute
>>559805176dick suckerberg
>>559805443nta but claiming this one
Instead of slamming my keyboard I've learned to stand up and slam my cock and balls on my dsek, which also makes a pretty loud sound and calms me down. I've been thinking about using this as a move during flame wars when VC comes out. "ye ok bro" and then I put my mic on my desk and start slamming my cock and balls on it. "Take this you skank". There would be no response to that I think plus it's not bannable
>>559805675i belive the word "Skank" is bannable dear sire
>>559805176Grape Murda
I get +22/-17 and I'm emerald2 ^_^
>>559806161Such a rapeable niggalow ^__^
>>559805675you're going to ban your future kids doing that
>>559806161just like me....>>559806227grape is no joke!
>>559806758UwU maybe we should frot mmmm,, I mean duo >\\\<
Emarald is not pisslow...
i don't destroy things and don't get angry at vidya
>>559806890role?>>559807247true! emerald+ is top 10% of all league players world wide!
love luggs
>>559806890>UwU maybe we should frot mmmm,, I mean duo grown ass 27 year old man typed thisleague of legends, delete lux
>>559807894Okay fed stop stalking cute anons
>people arguing about the lore of a porn artist Who really gives a shit what the guy does? He could be donating all the money he earns to a dog killing festival, I don't give a fuck as long as he keep outputting art. CEOs are already using all your mcdonalds money to rape kids, you draw the line at a porn artist drawing alt right art?
REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOV
vg vs vg status on na?
>>559807967>How can you mention not liking X when Y is happening????Mandatory IQ test to use the internet when
>>559808206*Honks clown Briar's nose*
I like Shinda's art apart from the captions*dops mic*league of legends why do 9/10 yunaras suck dick (not in a good way)
>>559808206dead
>>559807894>SHEET NIGGA FINNA 27 YEAR OL MAYN BE TYPIN THIS FOREAL FANUM
Phenomenal Evil is kinda broken on SingedHad like 300 ap for free just from running at the enemy team and trying to apply poison to as many people as i could before dying on repeat from this augmentover 1k ap with bruiser items
>>559808206Majin said nope so they cant do it because NA sissies are slaves to his will and if he says no then theres no vgs.
>>559808756the absolute STATE of NA
>LoR finally updating again>Nunu & Willump coming as a whole new champ with a full package of cards and level up animation cause he was in the works before shit hit the fan and just finally got finished>New capstone campaign that's 3 maps in a row for extreme scaling>New difficulty settings for the campaigns to handicap yourself or boost the enemy>LoR and Riftbound teams will be collaborating in developments in the future to keep LoR running strongWe're so fucking back.
>>559808632>mel on your teamyou did not win the game.
>>559801751>the ungankable mid is the most played champ in midyou must be pulling my leg.
>>559808905is nunu coming to the pvp mode as well?
>>559798352*presses W on you.
unblock me you retard or we are done
>>559809325Probably not, though they did mention they have plans to update PvP for later in the year, so maybe?
ahhhhaaahhhhhaaaahhhahhhhaaahhhhhaaaahhh
>>559798352get up soldier an adc needs you
*grabs a random niggalow itt and starts raping them*
>play Lux against Mel>calls me a bot for not interacting with herThe audacity of Mel players is incredibly, I play ultra safe against my hard counter so they don't snowball like crazy, because Mel is a fucking broken bitch, and she calls me a bot. I would spit in her face. I don't care if I lost my lane, but I smile you didn't win the game you stupid...stupid...argh!
*boyvulates for attention* norms?
>been ganked by lvl2 and lvl3 junglers any time I get early prio Is this some new meta?
BALANCED XDD
>>559810545who
>>559810265toxic luggs...
>>559810265youre both fruity and dont pass
https://soundcloud.com/luckaleannn/iphone-6-cracked
>>559809565I dont think that this person blocked you because he cares about it.I thin he blocked you because he actually wants you to fuck off, so that threat seems kinda retarded
>>559810812i think ur a nigger
>>559810653I don't give a damn, Mel has broken since release and I hated every single game I had to play against her. I hate every single microsecond of gametime I have to spend against that game design abomination, I hope Mel gets deleted from the game.>>559810659I'm a man you donkey brain, I like girls.
>>559810925*puts you on blockyou asked for it
>>559810692im balding and have a beer belly but I look like this on the rift
>>559811061need him
>>559811001if you dont know how to play around her W just ban her, she plays like any other ranged mage otherwise, a matchup you should know by now
>>559810713*fucks u while this plays in the background*u like that huhlittle slutu love daddys cocki can tell from ur moans
>>559810034I managed to get up to play mayhems.
owww owwww owwww owww
I would rather an ADC sissy spamming emotes than some fucking chud who hates women and is afraid to fight
>>559811267>mode without a junglergood choice
>>559807948if by cute you mean socially stunted terminally online freaks then you would be correct>>559808623i don't get itleague of legends, buff briar
>>559811061I look like this irl, but on the rift I'm a little sissy support wearing cute panties
>>559811182I have another champ to ban, if I didn't then the ban would be shared between Mel and Yasuo, maybe someone else like Sylas or Ekko.>if you dont know how to play around her WThe thing is that I know, but there is no way to bait it with Lux that's why I say Mel hard counters her, every spell you can throw for poke is suicide. Just spend mana to farm. As for builds I go Seraph Staff as soon as possible just so I don't get executed by Mel's ult.
>>559811417>socially stunted terminally online freaksSays the stalker whose tracking anons across the website
>>559811061i look like this, but ugly, fat, non-muscular, no pink hair, no scar on face and no animal-like earsleague of legends, buff Sett
>>559809565I just unblocked someone, you can message me again
>When you're trying to have fun in Mayhem but some dumb fuck chud has decided to just suicide bomb you every fight and spend the whole game making sure you both just get a grey screenEnjoy the loss, fuckerAlso>Second box of the pass>ANOTHER champion shardFuck you Riot
Im a hot deliquent guy irl, but in summoners rift i can be recognized as the faggot i always wanted to be
>>559811620still doesn't change the fact that a 27 year old man typed that gay shit. you're 27 years old, you're not cute. grow up.league of legends, buff Briar
facetiming a lolg n they forgot to mute while peeing champs for this
>>559811937>you're not cute. grow up.That's not what my lolg says
>>559812015i always open my mouth and imagine they would pee in my face when this happens
>>559812314tmi
>>559808632>"huh, isn't that veigar's passive? I've never heard of it being an it-">mayhemignored
>>559812178you're a hecking 27 year old white male
ghulp
what's the deal with 27
if u r over 20 log off
reminder https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb9XRyV
What's wrong with being cute at 27??? Anon is clearly a Jax and Annie player only wants cute children.. probably has a zoe folder
>>559813756WHAT IF UR A 300 YEAR ODL VAMPIRE SHOTA THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE A LITTLE BOY THO(BUT STILL HAS GROWN UP COCK FOR FUCKING MILFS)
>>559813839omfg.
If you're a shota, log on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerNtYhgzSw
kys
>>559813839>there are 5 yordle girls hiding among uswe need to find them and rape them NOW
i got demoted... :(
>want to queue up>can't because I have something I need to do in 35-40 minutes>wait until that thing is done>another event is scheduled in another 40 minutes from thenthis is the real life infinite tsukiyomi
>>559814187b so for real y would u ever wanna talk 2 this weirdo
>>559813839On one hand,>Oh thank fuck, I'm not old by this general's standards.on the other,>Oh holy fuck, is THIS the average mental level of people my age?? This fucking level of discourse and mentality is what's common among people like me?
reminder 90% of this thread is pushing 30
>>559814507already pushed
I find it crazy how even Sunshine has more fans than me.Sunshine.He has people stalking him and i dont.Im less loveable than SUNSHINE....
>>559813839>only 2 other 18-21wtf how
>>559813839>60+dm me.
>>559815003ok sunshine enough posts about urself
>>559815003I love you xilxe
me and my lolg
yuuuuppp!
>>559815251>>559815297Im neither of those people
>>559816004ok then go ahead and kill yourself irrelevant bitch!
>>559814305>yordle girlsThe poll doesn't go up to 200+ though?
>>559816050ok...goodbye lolg...
i got new rocks stomp ur damn brain
this is what you wanted right?this is all you ever wanted right? hahaha
>3 games>2x nocturne jungle>both immediately start pinging everyone (but themselves) and flaming the entire team>look inside>silver 2 and plat 1Where do these people come from?
I had 2 decent games this morning with people who knew what to do with their hands and gave a shit about winning. I'm sure this will continue once the clock passes 5PM and after the wage slave lobotomy victims queue up
CORNY BITCHES & LAMES GET OUT
what happened to the>Current & Upcoming Contentpart of the thread OP
>>559817925>content
>>559814162im a 27 year old white male
>>559817925You mean the war between actual players and retarded rioters that want to kill shyvana?
>>559817925the guy probably didnt care about keeping up with the news regarding this game constantly, especially when even release dates and such are genuinely quite unspecificsame with why the spam filter section and such aren't there anymorethe op content is basically a generic template enough to be informative without random sentences being put into it like before
>>559818592>>559818592>>559818592
>>55981826127 is still young
If you're a woman (not a tranny) and 25+ add me so i can confess my love to you and you reject me so ican feel the pain...
league...
of...
cummers...
legends!
>>559820552oh.
to be continued...
>>559805265>>559805368Finally I can see how he’s so light then. His armor is the only thing keeping him from rising to the top.
I manifest YOU @ VEXUAL MISCONDUCT or vex briar lover in my in my dms now
