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yankomanko
Why do I let you guys trick me into queueing in the first hour every time....
That's a nice lead you have there, HOWEVER, there are 200m before the race ends and the rules say Ogurin has to win.
>he queued?>pulse it
say his name
I love Rice
>>559733386Yanko!
I GOT FUCKING RAPEDI wonder how much of that was bringing the wrong Taiki for 2 sets though...
>>559733386Forever Hag
>>559733407rice anal
Is it safe to queue yet with 1 pace 2 late?
front heavy lobbies were not a gaslightmy paces got fucked day 2
>>559733369I feel bad for anyone who didn't put Triumphant Pulse on all their aces
Oh god what the fuck
>>559733476How rude.
HOEH *cucks your Pasa from AAS and rockets to the finish line* ARIGATOUUUUUUU
>20/20 on round 1>barely 3/5 secured A finals on round 2Always hate round 2
>>559733520step aside, chiyogods are funding umamusume
PLEASE RYAN. 2 MORETHIS IS MY LAST DANCE
Did anybody else discover that they were trans after playing Smart Falcons career?
>>559733531Would marche do this?
>>559730624SHE DID IT AGAIN!2 on the table baby!
>>559733475Yanko is 5 years old btw
>>559733202No really I know he whaled, that's obvious, but do they also bot? It seems like you would need 10 careers minimum/day to get something ridiculous like that.
Dam cm isn't really fun when we're practically playing a solved game. Gonna take a break and come back in 5 years when we've caught up to JP and everyone starts fresh every scenario.
>>559733520Finemo bros...?
AAAH DUMB FALCON MISSED ANGLING AND PLANCHA!!!!
>>559733502Fronts can't use pulse because >=2, they can use Barcole though.
don't think i'm going to make it to A finals this time...
my current WR is 56.7%still within acceptable outcome
>>559733653Ew, too old.
>>559733602RYANDONT FAIL NOWTHIS IS MY LAST SHOT
>>5597336393 loses in a row
>>559733662it helps to bot the inspires
>>559732335>not having taiki's massive udders to smother you after securing another platNGMI
>>559733436goodfuck taiki shittersmeanwhile i destroy plat shitters
Happy happy happy
First time I see this umaShe ate shit of course
There is nothing more defeating than seeing your front take the cuck chair in the last turn as they slide into a non-competing 2nd place.
>>559733852Every mutant uma I've seen this CM has completely eaten shit.
>>559733667Hell yeah, I love Ace Combat and Bomberman!
>>559733794*cough cough* go on to a finals without me...
>>559733794>ugly tomboy>yurifag>coal burner
My reward for every win is seeing these big bouncing balloons boing up and down
Taiki Game
>mfw enemy Oguri is like 5L behind but I already know the outcome
>0-20I'm fucking quitting
There is nothing more satisfying than seeing your late take the lead in the last turn as the front slides into a non-competing 2nd place cuck chair.
I was so nervous that I skipped all races to see the result. Can I rewatch them?How do I get newspaper article like>>559733736
>>559733818>oguri fatyou didn't win
Is a /v/ thread up?
>>559733662the only way to get pinks right now is to play more so...
>>559733851Soulless
tomorrow i'll win... surely...
>>559734003yeppers it's currently faster than us
Thanks for the Angling & Scheming. HOEH! ARIGATOU!
>>559734003You're being witchecked
>>559733970Just put Triumphant Pulse on your front runners
>>559733520THAR SHE BLOWS
>>559733992you can replay all races in an entry (5 races) as long as you don't claim the prize. the newspaper only appears if your uma wins a race.
>>559733996dont worry she sucksmy pasa is carrying i went from i hate pasa to i love pasa since this cm
12/20 today. Oguri is just having a good time
>>559734083>>559734092oh ok I found it thanks
>>559734098I should have done this because its the left smug oguri, which is usually telling the truth unlike the right smug oguri.
why can't she win a single race?>inb4 why head on/groundwork/double circlecause couldn't buy any other useful skills so might as well try to go for spark
>>559734003Their umas are more soul than us so it's fun reading their thread
>>559733540It'd be rude not to
arigatou urara san
Getting a yanko job from Yanko and giving it to her right in the yanko
>>559734219>1/4th of my skills are useless>why am I losing
>>559733023I want to fuck oguris mother.
I refuse to train another digitan, finals will have great mood that for sure will make her shine.... Low WR surely means easy finals A....
>>5597342191. should've put about 200 of that stam into wit2. not enough mid race3. lots of useless skills (digitan inherit, guts green, double circling corners)4. lates are the worst strategy this cm
>>559733898>I love Ace CombatBased>and Bomberman!Kekeridoo
>>559733851Mommy
Nobody likes dirtslop. Everyone loves longkino (soon).
>>559734143but i won races and never saw it?
>>559734375Another Catbox victim...
>>559734256Dirt aptitude IS how much they like anal.Mutating a turf uma to run in a dirt CM means you've been training her to like it in the butt.
>>559734083>currently faster than usWhat did he mean by this?
Uma ma ma ma ma
>>559734219>Mile A>628 wit>too much stamina>not enough mid-game speed skillsAt least buy It's On or something
Digitan LOVE
>>559734465I don't believe this about halu ulala
>>559734472
>>559734463These ones are 4yo as well, so nothing is safe at this point
>>559734527I love Digitan
KOKO KARA GA! MISEBA DESU!!!!!!!!
>>559734469>/v/iggers lying againReally makes me think
>>559734219>cause couldn't buy any other useful skillshow about double circle Firm, Sunny Day, Gold Corner Adept, or MAYBE It's Onevery think of that?
>>559734428Dirt is ok>LongkinoMore like LongKUSO
>>559734549If she doesn't love it in the ass then why didn't she have any kids? hmmm? checkmate athiest.
I bent a knee and made my Ogrui a hybrid deboofer so my Fuku can win
>>559733954not a taiki game
>visit /v/ma for the first time>see a familiar meltdown over support cards needing MLB to workNo wonder
>>559734726Holy buhi
>>559734726This is gonna be my finals. I just know it.
Jordan!
>>559734726that guy clearly said it's a taiki game
So how many trainers have fucked your horse, anon?
>>559734848
>>559734809Every time I look for /v/ma i can't find it.Must be short-lived.
>>559734456you need to click the book icon thing in the top left on the win screen
>>559734903you need more wit, torena-san
>>559734878like 2
>>559734903Sometimes it gets 10 posts before being deleted, sometimes it gets deleted on page 8 after already hitting autosage anyway, and sometimes it lives a full life.
>>559734428I'll have my own mlb super creek after the anni gibs so I'm looking forward to it
>>559734878None, my support uma has ALWAYS been in boy parent slot
>>559734848>>559734901Used good
My Mayano is getting fucked!
>>559734428>3200m >heavy rainThere's nothing sloppier than that
>>559734903https://find.4chan.org/?q=uma&b=v
>>559734679>Gold Corner Adeptif the event finished for sure
>>559734903Its OP is completely unrelated to uma to hide from jannies, you need to sort by last reply
>>559735081Yeah, by you
>>559734878My alright Maya GP is at 110 somehow
>>559734428I tried to build a couple long umas before cm kicked off, and I remembered why I hated longslop
>no wit cards>no angling and scheming>still winsthe shit I lose to really drives me insane sometimes
>>559735169It's so moe when their ears droop like that
>2-3>2-3>2-3guess I'll wait for a different batch of torenas to come online
>>559735189Unrestrained is Angling and Scheming
>>559735246the simple yet effective ways they use the ears is so damn cute and enjoyable
>>559735189Unrestrained is stronger than angling but also more random
>>559734903>>/v/734556393Scatposter is there too so its good he left us alone.
>>559735189I keep telling you all wit is an overrated stat. Hardly a difference between ~600 and ~1000.
>>559735189wit is a meme
>>559735189"Taiki game guys"
>>559735169>>559735246Yeah. It makes them look extra pathetic and extra cute.
>>559734848>>559734901
>>559735373Sex with jp umas
>>559735189When you see egregious shit like this you can always check its winrate
>>559735346nah i am in both threadseat shit tranny
>>559733023>lets get a good spot to analyse the race+10 energy>lets enjoy the food who cares about the race+hanshin racecourse hintAre we sure these 2 aren't swapped out?
WATASHI WIENER DES
Who will be the villain of this CM?
>>559735189wasn't this because of this high guts Bobo won duels? I would like to see how exactly she won.
>>559735520We already have a villain
>>559735520late oguri
>muh wit>muh skillsJust run faster.
>>559735427>>559664730
>>559735453wait how can I check other trainer's umas winrates?>>559735545she never dueled anyone, she shot forward after the corner and no one came close
>>559733667>It seems that nobody can stop Forever Young here at the Saudi Cup! Wait a second, is that - BY GOD, IT'S AIR JIHAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR
I feel like I need to replace Oguri with another pair of bouncing oppai, to get the titanic titty trioAny suggestions?
>>559735246Like I really hate when Stego loses but holy shit is she extra cute this dejected.
>>559735725
I'm back from Costco. I did not buy anything that was requested.
>barely any results posted unlike yesterdayYep I know everyone is waiting for SEA to wake up
>>559735768Hishi
>>559735860>I did not buy anything that was requested.Honestly REALLY darn rude!
>>559735709Click the green book thing on top right post-race then swipe to the right tab
I hate late starts so much
>>559735920Too many people got raped first match and are probably saving their tickets
>>559735860Great. Now we're going to starve.
>>559735920Weekends are slow tbf
Quickest I have ever secured A finals. Almost always takes me until the casuals log in during the evening.
She actually said "oh em gee"
>>559735958Already finished my races for today, but I'll try it out tomorrow. Thanks anon
Homo status?http://poal.me/tn15u7http://poal.me/tn15u7http://poal.me/tn15u7
>>559735725Daily reminder that Air Jihad is still alive and has an Instagram.
>>559736014Np, it's this screen btw on top right >>559733818
>>559735725 Air Jihad casts EXPLOOOOSION
>>559736013sex tact
>>559736045Post it.
>>559734428longkino is peakIm excited to run tama chud and NY Opera Oa lot of my favorite horses are designed for longslop
>>559736002i did too but if we dint win in a single shot we are back to b gold? what was all the efford for then?
>>559736013Now don't tell the thread that she loves slop movies like Sharknado.
>>559735410looks as if she has a snout on the thumbnail
Well, time to get raped
>>559736018>feminen men4'11" chinese boys are no fair
>Curren's floppy earstoo cute
>>559733520Thats cool and all but outside like pto and headon the cards have no real relevant skills
>>559736013>>559736178>western localization
>>559736018back to /v/ you subhuman
>5/5>2/5>3/5>3/5What went wrong?
Easy game.
>>559736169If you lose you still have your other tickets to get 3 wins to go back to A. If not, you stay in B, which is better than NOT getting into A OR B which is entirely possible if you lose every single race even if you won 3/5 the first two days
>>559733754God I want to rape Dober so badly
>>559736134cute hors
>>559736320No thanks
>>559734901I love this dumb idiotThis retarded freakThis drooling retardThis dyslexic fuck, even
>>559736362Oi, join the back of the line
>>559733852Ardant with such low sta is asking for it
I'm bored
>>559736329Get good, spend more money.
>>559736018I clicked this expecting a CM results poll, I didn't know it was actually a faggot pollNeed to work on my reading comprehension reps
>>559735062yeah, used by me
>>559736440Damn
>>559736354i am taking about the last round where you only get once chance i won the first 2 rounds already
>>559733794>THIS IS MY LAST SHOTYou still have tomorrow anon.
>>559736156Anon, the account name is literally just "airjihad". It's not exactly hard to find.https://www.instagram.com/airjihad/
>>559736551What a silly honse
>>559736440I wish I was Mejiro Dober so I could entertain this line
I want to cure Dober's androphobia by having sex with her.
>>5597330231/1/1 today. I'm fucking pissed. I really thought I had some good entrants but Digitan has been an utter failure. My oshi failed me. None of my pasas were consistent day 1 and they're complete dogshit today. I'll save my last entry for tomorrow after trying to train something new. Fuck taiki shuttle, fuck that faggot falco, fuck the pasa who edged me at the last second despite my capped speed and outer post proficiency. if I've learned anything this CM it's that my account actually IS bricked without ksb, and winning sag plat and getting to A finals both of the other times in the past 3 CMs was entirely on the back of NSM. As soon as I try to run without it, my umas are completely impotent.
>Instantly lose at matchmakingmy bad for not pulling 3 different MLB SSRs besides Kita and FM
>>559736439She tries so hard to read the big words. I am so proud of her for doing her best.
>>559736645worst of the trioalways will be no matter how often you post hereno matter what board either
>>559735768Condor is the obvious choice
>>559736451https://jiggie.fun/KbbHbf
>>559736680Time to roll for Finemo bro
>>559736440I’m going Off the Line.
>>559736219B finals....home
>>559736362spechud please not in public
>>559736680>if I've learned anything this CM it's that my account actually IS bricked without ksband not "CMs are completely random"?
>>559734901she's cute even if she is retarded!
Spotted the ryanfag
Any spot for a new player?
can this pasa win?
>>559736823dont have enough for even one spark. no point
>>559736909>even ifbecause!
>>559736718>filenamelmao
>>559736723?
>>559736959this one does fine
>>559736468Herehttps://poal.me/yh8e8phttps://poal.me/yh8e8phttps://poal.me/yh8e8p
>>559736718Look at her face, she's not reacting AT ALL, she has the attention span of a gold fish, the second she shuts off that book she is going to forget everything
>>559736958dependscan you do 2 runs daily? or get a million fans a day?
Would you gangbang Jordan with your fellow /uma/dacchis
Reminder that if you used Haru Urara, you didn't win.
>>559737252no
Do I have to use all four tickets to get 1st in the final round? What does it measure for its "performance through the champions meet"?
>>559737252Only if we hold hands when we cream her
>>559733497>"uhhh frontcucks where you at huh??">"no the room data isn't meaningful all the shitters I'm playing with are running ulala xD never give up xdxdxd">Round 2 begins>You start seeing oonige and roided out falcos keeping the lead for some nigger's SS+ triple S Taiki>"ummm it seems I miscalculated" (you are here)
>>559736959>Pace Chaser Straightaways>Late Surger SavvyBut yeah, sure, if NSM procs
I fucking hate debuffers
>>559737290what if it was with base Haru?
WHY did you lie to me /uma/Nobody has sufficient amounts of mid-leg speed skillsNobody has sufficient accel for their Pace/Late/EndsNobody even bothers to get Prudent + Dodging combo on their frontsI DO ALL OF THESE THINGS AND ITS STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH LIAR LIAR LIAR EVERYONE IS A LIAR LIARRRR(The El Condor Pasa is the Fantasy version I just use the original costume for visuals)
>>559737090>SfV on non-Taiki paceIt sounds so wrong but could work especially for Pasa to late proc it and combo to plancha. Is this your main breadwinner?
>>559736835
Damn when did Chronogenesis add this shit
>>559737119The green and orange options can't happenYou're either jobbing or you're not
>>559737507Wut? You made it to A group finals there though? Is that a weird humblebrag?
>>559736958im stupid865686650830>>559737179no idea how hard it is to get a million a day so I'll say no
>2/20, 14/60god what a shitshow. This CM sucks. Made it into Group B (barely), but apparently there's dogshit, and then there's my umas.
>my face when queueing in the first hour and meeting my opponent, colorized, 2026.
>>559737507>Nobody even bothers to get Prudent + Dodging combo on their frontsDo you understand how hard it is to get dodging danger, prudent positioning and groundwork ON TOP of S aptitudes?
>>559736958>>559737792HonseFun has a slot, I can send you an invite
>>559737618/become/
>>559737853Why do you keep reposting this image?
>>559737456Then you DOUBLE didn't win.
>>559737771It was not easy
>>559737897
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna queue right now. Wish me luck, late gambler bros
>>559738072queueing now to snipe you
>>559738013>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>559737876pretty easy if you're using kitasan and falco
>>559738025I want Taiki to look at me like this when I ask her for a nursing handjob cosplaying Doto
>>559737969creek stripping her trainer in the tracen cafeteria...
>>559738013>ArdanYeah->Smart FalconEhhh. Either way it's still just luck. All that matters is if you got into A Finals or not. If you did then you're doing it right, end of story.
>>559737932
>>559738108Enjoy the hints for extra tank on your S aptitude runs or missing some key gold skill because SSRs can't be bothered to do their third event chain
so, all the CM posts... why do they always disappear as soon as round 2 begins?
>>559738204c-cute...
>>559737884thank you
I lost.
>>559738204Dober is not going to be able to make it to her next race after tonight
>>559738204Uh oh I'm starting to understand why everyone wants to rape her now...
>why do you XIdk I could ask you the same and yet I don't
>>559737536>Is this your main breadwinneryes. i don't think sfv does much. has a little bit of value if it starts as early as it can and then sometimes she passes into 4th and scams a win.
>1/5>1/5>3/5>0/5>0/5So am I basically guaranteed a shitters finals if I don't show up for round 2? I haven't gotten a plat in months
>>559738241I got raped bro stop shaming me
>>559738362The important thing is that you tried your best. Now that that's out of the way, LOSER HAHAHA YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER IMAGINE NOT MAKING IT INTO A FINALS ON YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT YOU ARE FUCKING DOOMED BITCH ENJOY YOUR SILVER METAL
>>559738349
>>559737618>>559738204I'm starting to understanding spee's obsession with fucking dober
imagine
>>559738182This Falcon has gotten 90% of the wins achieved this CM by me anon if I did not use her it would be OVER
>>559738403Rape the feminism out of her
I'm sorry to whoever this was
>>559738556Chiyo is a dumb bitch whose only signifigant win is the Dahby
>>559737536>Is this your main breadwinnerif you meant is sfv the main way this el cp wins, i don't think so.most of the wins are when the fronts job and are almost overtaken by end of last corner, and then it's a fight against sluttles.apart from that it can scam a win either by pace promote or passing into 4th.
>>559738673one of those is Ardan, you don't deserve Dober umanko
>>559734901Her best bet in life is marrying her trainer who will keep thinking for her after graduating.
>>559738072I lost to a @VF fag, it's over
>>559738362You can win tomorrow Spe bro
can I somehow get enough carats for 20 pulls before fine motion leaves
>>559738914Kill fatfags
it takes me a long time to get through my cm matches because after every win i have to check the other trainers profiles to see if they're from here so i can smugpost at them
>>559737792I lost 100 bucks on that match, pure bullshit
>>559738038what an obscene body
>>559738958That's $42
>>559738958If you win the group A finals yeah
endbros... this isn't looking so good...
>>559738825Since no one is willing, I will marry and impregnate Jordan and take care of her for the rest of her life. 12 kids at least and pregnant sex but only if she is having my daughter
>>559738832SHAME ON YOU
>>559739049
>>559739050I already bought 2 of the $70 packs I'm at 180/200 and I don't wanna spend anymore if I can just wait lol >>559739054alright ez
>>559738525erm how did you get 5 rounds....
last day, who did u pick
Gold Shitty never procs her skill
>>559739072>12 kids>jewish hands typed this post
GO TO YOUR TRAINERS NOTES AND SORT BY FANS
>>559738970Don't say that
>>559739207built for daily three hour cardio sessions
>>559739287Nah.
>>559739287okay, now what
>>559739265And you're going to pay for them
>>559739339>>559739353Check your trainynotes!
>>559739406...Nyo.
>>559739242
>>559739254Toreina issue. Didn't give her velocity skills to get to the front before late race.
>>559737969I will take off my shirt with no hesitation
>>559739229I lied, I just wanted to make others mad who didn't qualify.
>>559739394>child support No
>>559739467You made Chiyono sad
>>559739387NEO UNIVERSE MY DAUGHTER
>>559739703It's okay, I can just take her on walks and she'll bounce right back.
>>559739524>t.man-whore
>>559739703her notes are just shitting on other uma
>>559739387>Tokino MinoruTazuna....
>>559739287
>>559738349No problem, and welcome! Make sure to accept the invite
BACOCKSHIN
>>559739819>Gold City wants me to untuck my shirt so she can rape meI shouldn't have made all of those bukkake comments..
>>559740105Wrong thread retard
>>559740163Shichi wouldn't touch you not even with a 10ft pole, you ugly fat slug
>>559740163She's a race traitor
Does umanko smell different than humanko?
Will never play Ryan.
>>559738669Too soon bro I'm crying now and killing Ryan
>>559740335Based and redpilled
>559740335>559740410>559740471Very organic posts
>>559738669She was a cranky old bitch
>tfw really want to rape my trainer but can't because his shirt is tucked in
>>559735920I'm just waiting for someone to make the "post results" post so I can reply to it desu
My first 1, 2, 3 for this CM
Dober will live forever
>>559740532Sorry I meant I'm killing NTR, my bad
>>559740325Depends on the uma and if it's breeding season
>>559733023OopsOguricrap jobbed Fillies
>>559735920ok here you go are you happy now, STUPID doroposter??
>>559740532>t.ryanfag
>>559740659your Hopeful?
>0/5>4/5really activates my almondsat least i'm in A finals now
I'm tired of grinding fans
>>559740774Im just not locked in, just want Trackblazer to start.
>>559740771
>>559740325I lined up Aoi and Meek and Aoi’s smelled nicer
>>559740335I wish she didn't have such a broken ult and that I didn't like other late surgers so much. What a blunder.
>>559735920Already secured finals now I'm just waiting for the ripe timezone to harvest carats from the poors
Sunday status?
>>559740968Skipping
>>559740740>Smart Falconmay as well not have posted anything at all
>>559740968hoster is dead
Orang finally won something!!
>>559741051Pretty sure that guy was a Euro. Wouldn't it not be Sunday anymore over there?
>>559740851I better see that Suzuka replaced with Yaeno Muteki when she's out.
>>559741043
>>559741143Ugly hag
>>559740968'Tis monday bro
hmmm yes, good work buying those midrace skills to keep up with fronts, however:Base duration: 3 sEffect 1: Decrease Current Speed (-0.15)Effect 1 target: Five closest girls behind youEffect 2: Increase Target Speed (0.15)
>>559741232>SEAbro
My Smart Falcon has been performing like shit. Post Falco builds that I can follow.
>>559741187suresend carats pls. i had to spark ardan
>>559741143my cute sister-in-law
>>559741371>mentally retarded bro
>>559741232
>>559740968You missed the Sunday bread...
>>559740659>ramonu sex>dober sex>arden sex>palmer sex>bright sexHow did McChud, one of the main characters of umamusume, end up the least fuckable mejiro
>>559741728Ryan...
>>559741143THAT CLEAVAGE AWOOOOOGA
>>559741579>>559741232>>559741736WHAT IS THAT THING
>>559741728She's actually at the middle of the pack and is over compared to that hag and donkey
Ardan is boring
>>559741862Not sexy
>>559741802Wish Neicha had tits
>4th CM I'm getting 3rd in finals
>>559741862My pov
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1f5dTDF-Rbo
Where’d everyone go?
>>559742105TEIOBROS DONT LOOK
>>559742092>>559742105umazing
>Still have to wait until December for SundayGrim
>>559742214Playing RE9 (4 hour speedrun) while I wait for my TP to refill
>>559742214bwo... eos was two weeks ago...
>>559742214I ate them
>>559742269Six day weeks until then, though
>>559742214Rewatching Frieren with my bf.
>>559742274I'm so sorry that you're wasting your time like this, maybe lie next time, you make yourself sound less retarded that way.
>>559742368Aura deserved better
I wanna dic down Ikuno Dictus and make her ikuno on my dictus.
>>559742269Next Sunday's next week bwo...
>>559739254Mine just dabbed on a VF dude
>>559742271>huggingCringe
>>559742214it's women day so most married ojisans are giving the dick to their wives
>>559742357Teiobwo...
>>559742394???What the hell is there to lie about
>>559742214I'm posting my results on /v/ma
ordinary monday
>>559742451Lmao
>>559742451This general has no married Ojii-sans
>you don't even play the game>you didn't play JP>you didn't run CM>you didn't play RE (you are here)
>>559742214/v/ma sucks so I post my results there.My 70% winrate would get 0 (Yous) here but on /v/ma they think I'm a God tier player.
>>559742609this but unironically
>>559742609>REWoke trash
>>559742640chat is this realI thought /v/ma was good
Thoughts?
>>559742609>you didn't play with your cock
>>559742714Could've just said that it's terrible written and has bad gameplay, far more effective than your /pol/ redidt autism. "Woke" lost all it's meaning akin to "NAZI!" thanks to severe overuse anyway.>>559742761UNTRUE!
>>559742725Wouldn't
>>559742725Need to Breed
>>559742725made for birthing a minimum of 11
>>559742845>ignoring the double standards of character designs
>>559742914>>>/v/734567235I'm retarded
>>559742640>Stolen valor
Typesetter/Translator here. Here's the Rickey short comic
>>559743029Ugly
This is the second time Haru has robbed me of a podium sweep. The first time was in Round 1 even.
>>559743029Ryan squats an insane amount of weight too, it's sick
>>559743092MY NIGGA RICKEY
>>559742914
>>559742434>if lose;winNot if you're a faggot it seems
>>559743092Yamero
>win everything>get into group A>never win anything ever again
>niggers spent weeks shilling Suzuka as the ultra mega GOD pick this CM>have not seen a single one in 60 matches even SMaru came back from the grave, I bet all the poor idiots who got gaslighted are feeling dumb right now
>>559743092
>>559743092>RickeyBased
>1/5>2/5>2/5>3/5Thanks girls, but I'd love it more it if next time you don't wait until the very last race to qualify.
>>559743014So /v/ is behind around 1~ in game discussion I guess.
Danchou, you wouldn't mind if I switched to a /v/ club, right...?
>>559743092>rickey content>not pre-uploaded to panda>: (
>>559742434Fags getting easy win lobbies with VF queers and I'm stuck with the buhi lobbies
>>559743270>>559743368I'll upload the archive after this. It's just 5 images anyway.
>>559743253Suzukas are on group A bwo you won't see them on group B let alone during SEA hours
>>559743250that happened to me in Libra, got into A group immediately, but won 0/40 races in Round 2 and that, as they say, was that. This time hasn't been as bad, but it's close I'm 14/60 and today was 2/20. Fucking awful
>>559743334>currenpost>whoreChecks out
>>559743452it's still burger hours tho
>>559743334WhoreI switched to one and the one I went to is surprisingly very active despite the rank
>>559743242She does it again
Somebody from here posted something stupid on /v/ma and now they're talking shit about us again...
going for a ride in the air shacar
>>559743570Sex with this dog
>>559743436
>0/5>had late start + rushed in all my races???
>>559743570>starting drama
>>559743334only I am allowed to post betraying Currens
>>559743570you can V-ma dick in yo mouth lmao
dantshttps://jiggie.fun/umajigntoshplus
>>559743532Why is Bobo so angry?
can you fags stick to one uma board at a time jesus
>>559743656
Today is the final day! Who were your 7?https://poal.me/46vb7khttps://poal.me/46vb7khttps://poal.me/46vb7kSorry if I misspelled anyone. It's a lot of funny names to spell.
Is everyone on maintenance mode? I checked my club in dox site and majority are only gaining 100-500k fans per day, that's literally one career. Some are even 0.
Probably the worst round 2 I've had since the game started, it's like 90% Taiki/Pasa coinflips
>>559743570What stupid thing
>>559743896>>559743014
>>559743825some people have real jobs anon...
>>559743625Last page.Update Archive: https://exhentai.org/g/3829409/d94ae8e3f7/
>5/5 followed by 0/5Nice CM bros
>>559743532>4/5>when all my other attempts were 2/5 at best>when all my practice lobbies ended with me jobbingI bet not enough people got into A finals so they had to rig my lobby.>>559743764Her trainer (me) is a retard who bought NSM instead of It's On, she should be.
>>559743825No point in playing other than dailies until MANTblazer drops
Do you consider bare umafeet to be NSFW?
>>559743625I don't think I've ever seen such a lust provoking male trainer until now. Rickey is so lucky...
>>559743825I got my dirt aces done weeks ago and doing anything days before MANTBlazer drops would be fruitless.
/v/ is raiding us soon. Every awful post from here onwards is a /v/ poster. Please ignore them.
>>559743570If /v/ma is so superior, why don't they start a room to go against /uma/? :^)
>>559743825I just do one parent run a day to not burn out before MANT
>>559743436>I'll upload the archive after this.I DEMAND you to upload your work BEFORE posting here so I can put it into tachyomi! Waiting is lame, gay, and other things!>>559743959No but seriously, thanks as usual for the work!By the way, and excuse my severe autism, but mind answering a question?>Gentle 2025-09-02, small update 9 days later>3 month break till Cafe 2025-12-09>3 month break till FM 2026-03-07There a reason for this panda release schedule of yours, or is it literally just "It's when they came out/I saw them"?
>>559743959Super cute. Thanks for translating, anon!
>>559744097They would get raped by our Buhis
This general needs ewhores to survive MANT
>>559743996I won 80% on round 1 and now I'm going like 30% on day 2 with multiple 0/5 sets, Taiki is just too strong.
we should do a single elimination tournament to see who is the best toreina of /uma/
>>559744097/v/ma only plays in the Open league bwo, they can't race against us
Which uma has the horniest fans?
OOOOOOOOOO MY TRIUMPHANT PULSE
>>559744279That's how you kill a general for good, anon.
>>559744437
>>559743617
>>559743959Thanks, that was nice.>Non consensual smoochingProhibited!!!
>>559744184You're welcome. I don't regularly translate and typeset stuff. Hence, the erratic upload to the archive. I only translate/typeset if I feel like it since this is, after all, just a hobby to me. I do offer to typeset/translate in these threads once in a blue moon. Should you have any request, hopefully you catch me in these threads.
>>559743942This drama is so retarded >Decent general advice of what are the high value cards>Guy throws a fit because it's not specific>Other guys throw a fit because the guy was snarkySometimes I forget 4chan is filled with socially inept losers.
>I got A finals by reusing my Taiki from like 3 CMs agoIT'S JUST THAT EASY
>>559744482Good riddance
>>559744553Also, pardon the filename. I tried using Gemini to remove the text at the bottom right to place the typesetted text. I'm actually impressed it worked well. But it isn't reliable all the time though.
>>559744592Better than normie platforms
>>559744347Its k**** we know this
>>559744672Post it
>>559744672I won the last longslop finals with my failed longslop maya ace from the prior longslop.
>>559744765DANCE FOR ME MORE!
>>559744329For me it's>Oguri Cap > Falco > Taiki and PasaSuzuka would be the worst one but thankfully I haven't been matched against many. Every time I see an Ogurin I just know she's going to bullshit her way into 1st.I hope some intern will rig your lobbies too
>>559744553Fair enough, and thank you for answering my retarded question!>Should you have any requestI'm sure there is some random stuff, however I'd rather not waste your time with anything that might've already been translated somewhere I didn't see out of laziness.>>559744694Reminds me of a porn doujin I've ""read"" some hours ago. Images felt like slop, but it turns out that someone used AI and/or PS' fill tool to clean text off big pages. Truly terrific stuff that, it looked as terrible as you might think.
>>559744279We already have Bricked danchou and Curren. Thats enough.
Podium GET!
this is like my highest win rate cm ever so you just know I'm getting 3rd place in finals
>marked
Sorry TOOTS, shudda ran triumphant pulse!
>>559744713No one denies that, just damn its obvious sometimes with the drama we get here its cuz people don't know how to socialize or read the room.
>>559744672I lost a race to a medium S Taiki with recovery skills. I think my Falco late started and my Taiki ended up denying her A&S. Was that you bwo?
>>559744981I've seen a couple of Suzukas and all of them got overtaken by Fronts before the final spurt. She was only impossible to beat on that 1 Medium CM.
rate day 3 of cm10
>>559745201I lived, bitch / 10.
>>559745201
>>559745125
>>5597452015/20 but 3 of those were in the same round so we're gaming
Nothing personnel, umadol
>>559745194I've seen them too and I just lost. Even my sparkly stardom falco could not catch up
>>559745201I went 5/5 and 1/5. The matchmaking system seems pretty extreme.
>>55974520119/20 my best performance yet, I expect to job in the finals
>>559745304
>>559745051Do you think the reason bricked was targeted for all the drama was because of their danchous fat tits
>>559745201Failed to get to group A
>>559745009>someone used AI and/or PS' fill toolI've been using content aware to fill stuff when trying to clean stuff I typeset. It isn't consistent but it gets the job done most of the time. But it still takes a lot of time to do. With the advent of these AI tools, "SOME" of the cleaning can get expedited fairly quickly. But I still wait for the time that said tool would become super consistent that it would practically cut the clean-up time in half or so.
>>559745201TRIUMPHANT PULSE /10
>>559745194Downhill checks are basically raping Suzuka
>>559745201EL ANCHO/10
???? Any guesses on this one?
>>559745201Taiki/Shuttle
>>559745194Maybe I'm biased because most of the S Suzukas I played against were on lobbies or practice mode.Yesterday I got matched with them sometimes and they usually succeeded at cucking me out of A&S which is enough to kill both of my fronts, and NSM doesn't work as a cope against that.
>>559745456
>>559745548Hag humiliation ritual
>>559745548Probably skimmed through multiple guides without actually understanding them
>>559745201Metafags in bodybags
>>559745548Auto entered a parent run
>>559745548Guess as to what? Why a newbie made it?
>>559745548bro thought he was training an xoguri
yeah it's that easy
>>559744329Wow, its almost like the competition is significantly tougher in A block or something.I feel like I have to say this every CM, but results in Round 1 mean nothing. Anyone can win with anything when you are matched against mostly shitters. Yet people still brag about their results in round 1 and then use that to justify talking like they understand the meta.
>>559745479still cant believe almond infected her trainer with her autism eyes
>>559745201Its over 4 wins in total
>>559745548He already qualified for A and is now trying to bring down his winrate to get queed with shitters on the finals.
>>559745630
>>559745479Excuse the cringe tags, I just think it's quite funny how TERRIBLE this "typeset/cleaning" job is all around, so much so that people think it's AI slop.https://nhentai.net/g/565417/>"SOME" of the cleaning can get expedited fairly quicklyThat's the dream tho, innit? "Fill tool" with fully context awareness, instead of "look at pixels around it dur". As usual, plenty of usual things the buzzword "AI" can be used for in the future.
Give it to me straight. Is gold city a whore?
>>559745721should have been me
Thank god Unity is going to be over. Fuck Unity training. Could not get a single decent ace for this CM due unity rng.
>>559745595>>559745356So far I've only seen 3 (2 today and 1 in Round 1) and I didn't have any problem beating them so maybe I got lucky and faced shit Suzus.On the Medium CMs my Fronts got completely raped by them even in Round 1 and I had to build a Pace Taiki to qualify for group A. I don't think she's anywhere near as strong in this race.
>>559745697Mile CMs are the only ones that give me a problem in round 2, the other ones the final is the worst part.
Ntr is so hot
Track blazer details!https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2030810803809718700Alternative linkhttps://files.catbox.moe/xt65v2.mp4
>>559745721
No idea how, but it happened.
>>559745548seeding his finals to lower ranked players
>>559745201Got a single 3 win ticket, making A finals is good enough since I barely trained girls for this one
>>559745826
>>559745465Its because he was only whoring himself out for new members to get them to join, and stopped doing it for the old members, so they left in droves.Although to be fair, 29 is a lot of people, so I can understand why he had trouble.
Toreinas should date toreinas, horsefuckers should stop posting
>>559745940the end is nigh
>>559742725Made for hotdogging
>>559745194My suzuka is kinda shit but it bunches up the rest of the field and gives my Mayano an easy overtake to proc her unique during the final corner.
>>559745721Side effect of mutual love
>>559745721>autism eyesThose eyes of hers can see 'everything' though.
>>559746013
>>559745691>Nimble navigatorIf its so easy, why couldn't you beat Riko?
>>559745940>dub still says "MAKE A NEW TRACK" multiple timeslmao
>>559746130What style is your Mayano?
>>559742640On here if your 70% winrate has certain umas you'll get hit with>doesn't count / you didn't winAnd depending on the uma they'd be right
>>559745852
>>559745595>>559745879Found one>got Cacao'd oout of 1st>jobbed to a Taiki anywayseems like I got a case of self-inflicted PTSD from practicing against whale Suzukas>not pictured: Sympathy
cripple hons sex
>>559746165
>>559746247Pace, I couldn't get Late or End to work
>>559745201Already qualified for A finals. Dirt is getting real boring.
HE'S HERE
>>559746130If she is blocking enemy fronts from activating Angling, then she is doing good work.Suzuka is the reason Didgitan's WR is so high.
>>559745940>says Make A New Track>Trackblazer comes up instead
>>559744549Chrono Genesis smooched me without my consent
>>559745691I've yet to see a digitan win anything. Best I saw was second by half a length to an S+ Taiki.
>>559746326
>>559745940>they made global exclusive golshi slop>they did NOT bother to redub "MAKE A NEW TRACK" linescome on now
>we're getting vanilla MANT no changes
>>559745201this oguri i made in 15 minutes got me into A finals
>A finals first tryyeah I'm losing this CM
>>559746479
I made it to A finals, now I can relax and watch my Umas lose to late start tomorrow.
>>559746561>Corner CunnyseurIsn't that skill bad/inconsistent?
Slotting Suzu back into round 2 might be the play
Hello, can we have a cat thread next.
>>559745940>>559746223>>559746404I don't know why they're trying so hard and tiptoeing with EN version. They can just stick to adding subtitles and romanji, and it'll just be fine
>>559746635
>>559745721Oh yeah?
>>559746727yeah but i luckshitted fast learner and had nothing else to buy so i figured why not
>>559746768hymmmmm, nyo.
>>559746778
>>559745940LOCALIZERS YOU MISSED ONE
Three different energies
>>559746915Sorry I forgot to say please
>>559746768this isn't called nekomusume
>>559746957This company is so disgustingly piss lazy and it's normalfag community so disgustingly non-caring.
>>559746973All three are wearing remote vibrators
>>559746927
>>559746768Name 5 cat umamusume
>>559747103
Anniversary selectors go on sale tomorrow, right?
>>559742640I would kill myself if i had a whale deck and got anything less than 85% desu
>>559747236
>>559747361You should kill yourself anyway
>>559747379
>>559746310can't believe uma musume went woke
>>559745940https://x.com/i/status/2030817119659753715
>>559747152Calstone Light o, Seiun Sky, Calstone Light o, Seiun Sky and Calstone Light o
>>559747284It goes up together with MANT, which is not tomorrow
lost to this
>>559733502pulse on xoguri through sparks is funny though
>>559747568>Make a new track>START THE CLIMAXI'll never get trannslizers
>>559747236>>559747379>she was behind him the whole timewhat in the world
>bad mood>lose by neck or 1/2 length
>>559747537
>>5597452012/5barely qualified at the end, sucks not having good dirt umas so I'm now more inclined to roll for copano rickey when she comes out
>>559747640retard
>>55974520150% WR since day 1. Just gambling with triple late.
took you fucking long enough
>>559747719retard
Is this the easiest CM so far?
Man I really love it when Kitasan doesn't show up the entire Senior YearStupid whore
>>559747568
>>559746895AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>559747568do the japanese have fun watching us struggle or are they to busy with their own autismmaxxing?
>>559747724>ace natureBased, fuck debuffers.
>>559745940>The climax beginsI can't stop climaxing
>>559747606That's actually a really good result for that deck
>>559747706
>>559747793Did you look for her on guts or wit? She’s usually on one of those.
Confess your sins, /uma/.
>>559747812I imagine the language barrier keeps most of them from caring too much.
>>559747814you dont belong here go back
>>559747863i have never umasturbated to an umamusume
>>559747806who's the vyrn of umamusume?
>>559747606ggs was me
>>559747863I remove JP news from the OP
>>559747848
>>559747863I can't stop jerking it to Suzuka anal
>>559747812They're just still traumatized by MANT
>podium win in a 4 front lobbyfront meta can suck my dick
>>559747568kinda cute that JP (actual japanese) have been looking out for us since the start
>>559747947oira....
>>559747863Their support card performance affects how I view umasI fucking HATE KitasanPost that Cheval pic, thanks
>>559748005
>>559747863I had a dream where I was making out with Dicta's trainer
it's not looking good >>559736703
MANT will kill my love for the game and I'll finally be FREE!
>>559747568>no new npcsoulless
>>559748147
>>559743818
>>559748301seethe
>>559745479I used Nano Banana to clean up and remove the text from the uma stickers, since afaik official clean versions were never published. Some came out a little bit wonky but it mostly worked.
holy shit nice sparks!
>>559747863I've jerked it to chocolate uma's multiple times.
TAMAMOCROSSUYA
Trackblazer sounds better than Make a New Track
>>559747863I think I was one of the first to start the anti-JP movement in this thread. I don't regret it though, it gets real tiring seeing umas that doesn't have anything to do with current global. Thankfully some other anons has taken the mantle so I just sit back and do my runs
>>559748313
Hmm it would appear as though I'm lagging behind in 2nd place by 3 lengths and I'm about to loseHOWEVER
>Some nigger brings 2 debuffers>I overstammed
...how the fuck did I make it to Group A?
>>559748441>my hat becomes bigger each time I don't give my trainer the charming event
>>559748353Was this using the original Nano Banana? Or was this Nano Banana 2?
>>559748548
>>559748469
>>559748548By having Taiki
>>559748548>3 meta umasgee i wonder
>>559743825>>559743825Im done with parent runs until I get Nishino Flower with the daily legend races. I only do ace & tt runs.
>>559748559The original Nano Banana Pro. I did them before 2 released.
>>559743818I would pick Cafe but I don't have her. Getting my Maru gift later and that's basically my year 1 waifu list.
>>5597452018/20 im fucking scared
>>559748626Thought it was shit and kept getting stam checked
>>559748614
>>559745940
>>559748614uhh what is exactly happening in this
>>559748614where's your archive translatordacchi
>>55974520110/20
>>559748794stupid sexy tamachud
i just lost to default urara i'm killing myself
>>559747863I jerk it to NTR
Not a Taiki CM
>>559747863I genuinely want babyplay from Super Creek
>>559748785as usual if anyone wants to read all the translations I did of this artist, here they are https://e-hentai.org/g/3829488/7b45114cd9/gn
>>559748830me 2
>>559747863I samefag, and bump my own post multiple times
>>559748826I lost to both versions of urara and I'm questioning my abilities as a trainer
>>559745940does this mean we're getting mr c.b. within the year?
Urara deserves her moment in the sun. Stand proud.
>>559745201YADA YAAAADAAAAAAIm not running during Ameripaypig hours.I'll wait when Westcoast is asleep
>>559745940I'll give MANT a try and decide after if it's autism is worth staying and playing for
Ulala
>>559748959>249 Damn anon. You're dedicated
>>559746223because they just reused the jp one retardbwo
>>559749069we get 2 annis a year so yes when our actual global anni starts.
>>559747863I make slop alts of boyhorses to make them more aligned with mare traits (longer hair, girly clothes, etc.) and jack off to it
>1-4>0-5queuing at these hours was a fucking mistake never again
I just made some bullshit
>>559749242can i see
EoS in 4 days
>>559747863I deepL fan comics and typeset it and never post it here but keep it for my personal viewing pleasure since it's slop.
>All those Cafe votesGood to see Cafebros are still alive
>>559746768Baker-san please use this image next.
>>559749415Why do you have Helios SSR
>>559749415remove super and helios and add urara and yukino guts
>>559747863I post both in here and /v/ma then stay on which thread is more fun or with more funposting
Can we have a moment of silence? This could be some anons' last CM with us after they try MANT and decide to leave us forever.
>>559749425Come on. Post it on Sadpanda and share it here. Don't be so stingy.
>>559749518
Grand KINO will save us
>>559749172newfags are so clueless... you still do training after 2 races with the only exception being first year before summer camp, the entire point of racing so much is hoarding items for summer
>>559736703>>559748179nevermind, I got lucky
>>559749518That anon would most likely be me
Grand live?sorry it'sBIG CONCERT now
>>559749518I tried so hard this CM because it might be my last try at a CM until MANT is over.
>>559743818A lot of coffee likers in here
>>559748931Same.
man if digital has a good line she just RAPES AND BETRAYS the rest of the racers shame it's always late gambling
>anon's last ever CM is going to be losing to Haru Urara
>>559749724Magnificent Viewtake it or leave it
>>559749865well yeah that's late gambling, they feel undefeatable if they hit everythingbut good fucking luck hitting like NSM more than 10% of the time on this track. My lates always swing wide as fuck on that last corner.
God damn Anshinzawa has some huge titties
>>559749614This is EN, it'll be localized as Prime On-air
>>559749724Stellar Stage
>>559750014That’s actually cool, though
So how long until MANT last for? I want to know when the game will be fun again
>>559743818>only 1 vote for FlashThey only like her for her tits...for shame
>>559750014dogshit im@s entry
>>559750076probably until Mid Summer
>>5597500764 months and a half just like URA and Aoharu
>>559750158>>559750158>>559750158
>>559743818That's a pretty weird vote considering ntr, tachyon and oguri have the widest galleries here
Absolutely no Ayabe in sight this CM
>>559743818>digitan 3rdI didn't know there were that many of us
>>559749534I'm not a real translator and only vaguely know JP so I'd rather not peddle deeplshit as a real translation
>>559750243Nigga who had the time to train a fucking dirt Ayabe
