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Yuri general
>>559738743
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>559738836*Smooch*
the main push
Using my wife's thighs like a onahole!
Never forget that dahlia black tier ass sent this game into a coma btw
Who are the Sandbina of HSR
>>559738892*smooooch*qt
>>559738968that says hours and tentative hours
>>559738748>>559738894stay mad yaekek, it’s hebegods time to shine
>>559738748Are we pretending Castorice was? Seriously?
Herta: Star Rail
speaking of en va from last threadi decided to watch some random isekaislop out of boredom "wrong way to use healing magic" and the main character who's name i already forgot is the same english voice as our beloved general jing yuan of the xianzhou luofu
>SHARTxie flopped and slopped wu gigafuck niggadamn paggypag KWABlopped WON BIGLY
I love Evernight so much
>>559738743Those feet would absolutely ruin my life.
My wife is so cute
>>559739002>two hebes in love with each other and one of them a rulerBronya/Selee
Total Madam Herta love
>>559739310Our Bronya and Seele are hags though
>>559738743I need to worship Miss Sparxie's feet
>>559739206he has a cool voice shame about him being a massive crybaby FAGGOT
>>559738910she would laugh at your 3incher btw
No supiki for you useless pigs
>>559739390
Which star rails would shit their pants for $5000
>>559739206I'm glad Shallot made it big but he is a pussy as the other anon said.
>>559739371anything that isn't a hag and a buddypoke is a hebe
I won~
I hope I see many animal friends on my walk that I'll go on shortly
>>559739672Skott did it for free
Mywife love!
>>559739727Enjoy, beloved.
Bronya(s) SEEEEEX!Leaks soon (hopefully)!
>>559738743I want to bury my face in Sparkle's tits_.
>>559739790Hello Seele
>>559739790I'm also waiting for it, Seele.
Peach
SPARXIE FUCKING FLOPPERED
Pearl is so ugly
BLACK TIER ASSES KILLED THIS GAME
>>559739769Kill yourself
>>559739438>>559739678i honestly know nothing about what the voice actors do beyond that the seele va does livestream pull sessions but i never watched onewhat did shallot do?
>>559739947Dawei needs to get over his trauma and give us a bunny skin already
>>559740010*saved
>>559740113Be a fag but not the cool kind but the cringe kind
???
>>559740143She looks like she'd enjoy burning coal ..
>>559739447I'd like a mushroom with bunny ears as a pet to replace the chimeras.
>>559740007Literally how
>>559740213It keeps her warm during winter.
>>559740143>castorice with a black tier ass
amphoreus kill the game
>>559740273That's pretty true that's pretty true
It's 8:04:51 am CSTMonday, March 9, 2026 in CHINAWHERE ARE THE LEEKS
>r/QueensofStarRail Because you've shown interest in a similar community
>>559740213Of course she likes eating BBQ, have you seen her fat ass?
>>559740203stelle is a whore
>>559740329Ashveil will save Sparxie's sales
>>559740143
>>559740510Madam Herta my beloved
>>559740274>castorice with her regular asscorrect
>>559740528Yeah.. with that build I bet she loves some BBQ.
>>559740329>black tier asses*ftfyGo woke go broke
>>559740510There's only one wife there.
>>559740671God bless japan and their decision several decades ago to make their high school girls wear the sexiest outfits possible.
so 4.2 beta tonight or monday?
>>559740731Big asses are not "woke" what the fuck are you talking about
SW is main push material
>>559740802Maybe maybe not
>>559740143Guh...
So are aeons literally star sized or what the fuck are they trying to imply here
>>559740671cassie is so sexy
>>559740946they exist on a higher plane
>>559740946
it spams the same thing for 20 hours a day every day, why bother questioning it
>>559740201is it about being woke like every english VA or did he do something specific
Chimpo
>>559740957Some says this
>>559740889>literal black culture>Literal african pandering>not wokeThere is no difference with this and some garbage like concord btw, and the beautiful thing is that both flopped
>>559740510
>>559741070god, i want her to step on me
>>559741070Huge bitch
>>559741047that is a man
So did Phainon actually destroy galaxies and kill trillions of innocent people?
>>559741432I wish women were real
>>559741246>CHADmerica loves big assesHoly BASED
>>559741070They drank the TTGL koolaid
>>559741432Herta is so lucky
>>559741432It must be glorious to be an attractive, gay narcissist. Imagine just being able to get off to yourself.
>>559741432Mince's POV
>>559741525TRUEEEE
>>559741582Thats just called autogynephilia, and you dont even need to be attractive
desu if i looked like aglaea i'd flick the bean everyday to myself on the mirror
>>559740671my school crush
>>559740946Aeons are concepts
Post your favorite star railer in a school uniform.
>>559741834serbiaxis...
>>559740510My wife isn’t in this picture, sorry.
>>559742042not them but they're so based for that
>>559742031
>>559741834AGP...
>>559740510Swannie is the only one for meI love my dear Swannie unto eternity and beyondSwannie LIFE! <3
It's kinda fucked up that all of The Herta's text messages except for one only happen after you finish Amphoreus so the average nonskipper has to watch her tell Cyrene to kill herself first and then she'll text you about how gorgeous she is like a day later...
>>559742031easy
>>559742623beautiful lesbian
>>559742478>>559742457Isn't it 2am on Greece and Cyprus? What are you two doing awake
>>559742031Too many pictures to choose from so have the latest one.
may Cyrene's gentle love accompany each one of us every day (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ‹𝟹
>>559742728got distracted on youtubebout to sleepy sleepy sleepo thoGN!!!!
>>559742623canon Madam Herta
>>559742825attractive lesbian
>>559742797Stunning
>>559740510>Ruan Mei is the only good one thereGrim
What are you guise's predictions for tonight's kits?
PMS ghosts are still possessing me
>>559742623>atch her tell Cyrene to kill herself first and then she'll text you about how gorgeous she is like a day later.BASED
>>559743189I wouldn't be able to focus in this class
>>559742969me too sister
if only fainonchama and mydeichama were here to cuddle with me throughout my period...
>>559742031Swannie LOVE! <3
>>559743240
>>559743345incredible lesbian
>>559743345Being a student is also rock hard
>>559742623She's trying her hardest to bring them back so I forgive her.
>>559743307yoshi yoshi
i could go for some fainonchama cummies rn
>>559743307You like to watch tho
HSR should add a period tracker feature so periodhavers can feel comforted by select characters on their period day.
>>559742913Every single buff will come from the characters' CW kits. I don't think Huohuo got anything in CW so she gets uhhhh big AOE healing on her ult and a longer ATK buff
>>559738883Holy Reddit
>>559743583Back in my day we used to kill people who said shit like that.
>>559742913No beta
>>559743728Of course, Mohammed
>>559742913We aren't getting any, telegram already said it was canceled
My waifu's black tier boyfriend...
>>559743583Women don't play hsr
>>559743583>periodhaverskys tranny jew
>>559743583Like in love and deepspace?
GoodnightStay safe <3
Girlfriends
>>559743843Is it me
>>559743583Trannies aren't welcome
>>559743843It’s me.
Esteemed member #83 of the Genius Society, human, female, young, beautiful, attractive, fertile.
Just finished esoteric ebb today. Anything else good to play while HSR is dead?I have an entire month off.
>mtf troons having periodsthese are women
>>559744073Truth
>>559743940>>559742821goodnight queens
>>559744198they're both men, dummy
Nobody is rolling Wormveil
>>559743843No one here has Asta as his waifu though
>>559744142cute lesbian
>>559744073>fertileuh huh
>>559744341Proof?
>>559744360Erm so why did they give him an extended banner length then? Clearly Hoyoverse trusts that he will carry their sales easily
>>559744609the cerydrafag said it himself
>>559744763damn I wanted to tap
>>559744396Sampo? Wishes he could take the opportunity to leave, but he can't because he's still maskless.
Wait, so the beta isn't tonight?!?What a letdown....
>>559744763She also said she's my woman.
>>559744994Don't let that stop you.
>>559745250>>559745216Interesting
>>559745210GINROUUUU CHANNNNN
My alpha wolf husband...
Beta was canceled not sure why people are expecting it.
>>559744125sounds like psychosis to me gro
Is PomPom gonna be revealed to be an "imagenae"/notYokai
I WANT TO SEE THE LEEKS CMON LEAKER TRANNIES JUST POST ITHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559745637I'm leaking to trannies
>>559745637>>559745637>LEEKShttps://leekspin.co/
>>559745462meant to say ftm teehee trannies are just larpers
>>559745801kek based
>>559745827Mem -> wife
>she really say something really really similar in japaneseTop kek i thought this was a trannylation
mimidei
>>559745964really?...
>>559745550I doubt it. He was the conductor even before Himeko repaired the Express.
Who is Cerydra’s best team? I was thinking of pulling her, she’s cute
>>559745964movie or game references like this are usually in the original CN script
>>559746172Buffed Seele
>>559746172She works with two characters>phainon>anaxaand the latter wants Cyrene for it too
>>559746173It's a quote from some jeet book, Oppenheimer didn't invent it
>>559746241Damn I have neither, okay.
>>559746328>Oppenheimer didn't invent itHe made it a meme
>>559745827Cursed
actually I invented it
what we could've had...
>>559746812Kianon...
>>559746812phainon is just a kevin expy and kevin is just a genderbent kiana. Kiana is a break glass in case of emergency unit.
>yorokobuNow this is an actual disingenuous translation, people really shitpost out of nothing, this is literally kotomine kirei meme word
Post themhttps://honkaistarrailsorter.tumblr.com/
>>559746921Was he as much of a tool in hi3 and whatever else before like he is here or no?
>William
>>559747031
>>559747031in hi2 he was a rando that barely existed. In hi3 he was it's-just-a-phase-mom tier antagonist that got saved by dr. mei pussy
>>559746975
>>559746812honestly kiana would've flopped.
>>559747260>he doesn't know about the gacha stocks buyback program
>No betahoyo is going to drag this out 1000%, they want you to pull both Elation Chars and won't let you see SW's kit until the absolute last moment.
>>559747260>implying maleflops sell You have AIDS
When's the beta?
>>559747402>>559747453To rephrase, she wouldn't be as popular as Phainon.
>>559747579Beta cancelled.4.2 cancelled.HSR EoS after 4.1.
>>559747556Can I see your unindexed characters?
>>559747638finally...
everyone always asks when's the beta, but no one ever asks how is the beta...
who is beta
>>559747659show me your testicles with timestamp and passport first
>>559747694Omega killed them all
>>559747694i cant imagine how fucking awful it must be just having everything e6s5 and playing bugged versions of shit
Wait a second why do I care about 4.2 beta? I have a 15 cost mono remembrance team I wasn't pulling anyway
>>559747746okay...https://files.catbox.moe/1bkp1w.jpg
Does Sparkle need an ERR planar set?
DEFEAT BETA
>>559747915Well you need 3 teams for end game mongrel.
no one cares about your pink tranny team you mentally ill freak
>>559747921bnnuyI miss living in california, you could see buns every now and then...
>>559747972Everyone knows exodia can split itself
>>559747923I use ERR because with my current supports I still get 3600 ATK
>>559747915This but I skipped all remembricks and am very excited for 4.2 beta
>>559748127This anon likes polite girls and probably hates Sparkle.
>>559747150>>559747213>In hi3 he was it's-just-a-phase-mom tier antagonist that got saved by dr. mei pussyNgl, that sounds a lot better than what we got here
>>559747150Kebin...
Was the 4.2 beta actually postponed?
>>559748240>>559748314
>>559748337
For me? It's Kevin.
Why are we expecting the 4.2v1 when we didn't get 4.1v5 yet?
>>559748325Why would we have a beta before drip?
I liked phainon turning into a battletard in the animation
Why would we have a beta when Hoyo told us we'd have one?
>>559748238Hyacine would've been top 3 if that was true. She's easily the nicest girl.
>>559746975That took WAY too long
>>559748513based Seele
>>559748401literally no one cares about 4.1
[RANT] The more i look at ashveil the more i want him i was like oiled up ready for him until v3. and then i suddenly started wondering if its worth wasting a guarantee on him. since i also fear thye might rerun cyrene with him which will genuinly be the nail in the coffin cuz i need her too (noy me per say, my mydei does.0)but he is genuinely so gorgeous i need him in my team, like this is my 4th wife yall. ive been yearning for him for like months.but i still feel so gutted that idk if ill feel good AFTER pulling him. the sort of high wears off ad i fear ill just feel stupid for pulling a character hoyo so obviously buthcered cuz like lowk hoyo knows we will take wtv we can get.shit is so bad i wish he was break just for the sake of it cuz rn break has amazing supports and a really good team so he couyld actually find a place in meta. not some botched ass dahlia of fua when fua itself is botched rn. and god knows who oe when his dps will come like idk if i wanna wait that long doing nothing.we dont even get leaks anymmre and everything is annoying me and making me sad, this is theonly game i play, so this is where i spedn mostmy free time at.LIKE his face is special yall. LOOK AT HIS LIPS. HIS EYES. they put so much care into making him visually appealig and even gave him a good kit just to take it all away like whats going on oh my god.i justy want someone tell me to either pull for him or not. becuase im so indesicive its hurtinf me
Kafka hasn't messaged me the past few days. I only got a text from......................Asta
I'm not reading all that btw the way (by the way)
I need 4.2 leaks so I know who to skip.
chase yo dreams
seele the STRONGEST
>>5597484014.1 got shortened, so they have to drip 4.2 and release the beta earlier
I rolled Sparxie for Silver Wolf...now they are going to have lesbian elation sex.
was the story for 4.0 good or will this be like amphoreus where I need to wait until 4.4 or 4.5 to have a good time?
Who's getting rugpulled?
This was awful btw, whoever were the faggots saying they teared up during this final go read an actual visual novel.They rewrote penacony and they changed rewrote the messy writing for more messy writing, so its all the same shit at the end.
>>559749102Yes especially if Sparkle is one of your favorite character, Sparxie was pretty good too
>>559749094I'm waiting for the beta before I rolledI'm tired of playing Future rail
>>559749165Kys SHITphoreus jeet 3.8 mogs everything, including 4.0
I want to FUCK Sparkle's FEET
>>559749228You are playing it right now king, no one can escape futurerail
>>559749228I was waiting too but if you read Sparxie's kit it only makes sense. Her skill generates punchline and you charge SW ultimate by....generating punchline so yeah.
I refuse to roll Yao Guang before I know she actually has a place in the team I want to play, no beta no rollI rolled Sparxie because she's cute, I don't care if she's benched
man why is our game so low effort
>>559748789Roll him then fuck your pussy with your biggest dildo even if it hurts you
Beta where? CN lied again didn't they?
>>559746975That took a while
>>559749645Was it just yurishitters hating on it or what?
>Got Yaoguang for Hanazawa Kana>Got Sparxie for Reina Ueda>Need Ashveil for Koyasu>Need Silver Wolf because she's an iconic character>Need Evanescia for Ayane Sakura>Need Blade for Shinichiro MikiPlanarcadia is too goddamn stacked. When are we getting a save patch?
>>559749697Obviously
>>559749697Number one complaint is the "cryptic dialogue" which I happened to miss despite being ESL
>IT'S OUT!!!IT'S OUT!!!https://hsr.gachabase.net/characters/1006/silver-wolf/beta?lang=en
>>559749847>dude she voices the girl from my slice of life anime nobody watched i NEED to rollyou're ill
>silver-wolf
>>559749697>>559749857>>559749881>Permanently ruined the lore and powerscaling>Shilling shartji's pink agp a tranny self insert Mary sue>How is it bad!?Kys
>>559749950>dude she voices the girl from my slice of life anime nobody watched i NEED to rollEveryone says this btw
>>559750000>Mary SueYou don't know what that means
>>559750031you are a single person btw
>>559749935enjoy hell Yukong user
>>559749950>knows the genre of the show she was in
Beta soon?
>>559749950When will HSR get Inori Minase?
>>559750000>Mary SueYou definitely know what it means
>>559749950Cooked his ahh
>>559748789wait for his patch and decide after you read it
beta is canceled until the 14th tardlords.
>>559750000>>Permanently ruined the lore and powerscalingIt didn’t though.
The strongest
>>559750360ESL shit
>>559750506Whats the tier of her ass?
Beta when?
>>559750554Indonesian tier
>>559749881that’s exactly because you & hoyo writers are ESLyour standard for good writing is basically cryptic to most native readers
>>559750554Galaxy tier
I've jerked it so much to Sparkle feet
>>559746975I just realized the 4.0 characters were not included
>retards keep screeching about how the last two patches le killed the lore>People are talking about it just fine and the story is moving somewhere??? I doubt firefly fags are mad about the retcon cats and the cyrene recreating everything was literally a one time thing that's never happening again
>>559750670are these "people" in the room with us right now?
>>559750670One dude*
>>559750729>>559750000
>>559750554white like all the maids(except yao)
>>559750670>argumentum ad populum
>>559749935HOLY SHIT! HSR IS SAVED! FUCK MONOREM!!!
>>559747556>>559749662>>559750668How come none of /hsrg/ analwormers have Phainon at #1?
>>559750670>cyrene recreating everything was literally a one timeThe TB literally changed the past in an autistic fit of rage by the very next patch
>>559750958>>559750827Cope, 3.8 was fine and only troons and foids hated it
>>559747921https://files.catbox.moe/064nyc.jpg
>>559750953Since I'm not a deeply mentally ill individual, I'm not averse to male characters or anything. But Phainon sadly isn't very interesting
>>559750953I like Phainon a lot but Mydei and Blade are more of my type
Ughhhhhhhhhhh Elation sisters….our response?
>>559751051very cute bun
>>559750853she learned from the best
>>559751206>pre set team>ORhas that literally ever happened or is this just a schizo post
>>559751051Looking cute.
>>559750958And? That's based and firefly deserves happiness
>>559748513They broke you
676767676767
I want to fuck Clara
>>559751289>leaktranny slop based on nothing Guess
OH KNOW KNOW KNOW IT'S OVER BWOS PACK IT UP
>>559750953artificially shilled generic nice guy only brought up for le aura and shipping
>>559751482>it's realwtf
>>559751482>chronogramkek
>>559749165Yeah 3.8 was so bad that they backstep and downplayed it lmao.
>>559750953he's bland and boring as your average waifuslop>muh 33 million cyclesfuck out of here
>>559751482
>>559751482HHAHAHA FUCK ALL LEAKER NIGGERS and their baits, done with their shitty lies.
>>559751482man this game is shit
>>559751482HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING TELEGRAM SCREENSHOT?????
>>559751482What's a chronogram? Schedule?
>>559751482It's actually over
>>559751482OH FUCK IS THAT A TELEGRAM SCREENSHOT
just wanted to say that I love sparkle
>>559751482what's a cronogram?
>>559751482Do they know that people are not rolling due to not knowing the 4.2 teams. Rem exodia burnout is real
>>559751482I guess I'm just skipping Yao and Sparxie
>>559741483>they cannot comprehend abstraction>they cannot comprehend metaphor and allusions>can't speak, can't read, can't think>wearing diapersWhat holds these people in HSR>>559752029What kind of shitty language is your first if it doesn't align with latin or greek
>>559751482even if it gets pushed back to the 16th, there’ll still be a week left for the Sparxie/Yao bannernot gonna roll until we have beta kit
>>559752029A schedule, they just translated it badly from a romance language (probably Italian? idk)
>Chronogram
Screw save me
https://x.com/saberroarsdaily/status/2030798052320055668Well?
everyone was just camping the thread to shitpost huh
sometimes I also like to call a clock a "horologium"
ITS JOEVER
Okashii yo ne
>>559752561Imagine if Herta trashes Yae lol.
uh oh melty
I haven't done the story yet is Sparxie actually some imagenae or mask that branched off from Sporkle and went rogue or is it some retarded "actually it was all part of my keikaku" scheme like that HI3 collab where she erased her own memory so that the mind reading character didn't know it was her plan and tried to kill Scampo instead?
>>559752817All 3 at once but unironically
>>559752817>I haven't done the story yethen maybe just read it?
>>559752817So go read the story then. Why are you posting here without finishing it
>>559752817They did (one of) the usual story twists in these types of stories and implied that Sparkle herself could be a rogue mask.
>>559751309Yeah... so explain why we didn't change anything else. All the deaths and suffering, why are we risking our life for minor things to help people instead of just rewinding time every single time? 3.8 was an actual lore killer, amphoreus wasn't.Amphoreus was cool and also finished, any small inconsistencies are buried with it.
>>559752817Yes
>>559752817So... do it?
>>559753208>Amphoreus was coolonly phainon's animated short and nothing else
>>559752817>that HI3 collab where she erased her own memory so that the mind reading character didn't know it was her plan and tried to kill Scampo instead?Haha what the fuck HI3 also has shitty writting?Anyways we dont know, they made it obtuse enough and i think it was on purpose so you dont know who is real and who is fake
uh, honkai star rail ...
Truthfully Sparkle's nature doesn't matter she's a dev favorite who gets disproportionately shilled despite being a lowly pathstrider scared of fighting as seen in the millennium killer quest. She'll never do something relevant.
>>559753363>Brings in shartji>Writing quality dies
>>559753362If you're 13 years old that's fair
>the weekly sales report is in!-HSR is in the lead.-Genshin Impact is consistent-ZZZ sweep since announcing that the idols or yuridols are dyke, yurigoddes won.-Enfield and Wuwa are in freefall; the first due to a lack of pulls that are driving people away and the second released the worst performing character in terms of revenue luuk herssen, which has 0 sales in China
>>559753689But enough about Blandrice
>>559753953Ok?
>>559753745Has Shaoji been trooning out?
>>559753208NTA but when did we rewind time in 3.8? Wasn't it just tb going through the "REAL" (read: retconned) version of events in Penacony so they could get their "REAL" memories back?I might've speedread though I wasn't really paying attention since it was the day before 4.0
>>559753871GOOD MORNING SAAR!
>>559753871>ZZZ gigafloppingReminder they killed this game just to keep that garbage alive
>>559753745>brings in shaoji>game becomes top1 grossing gacha for 3 years despite a niche jrpg genreYour point?
Round round get around, I get around, yeah(Get around round round I get around, ooh-ooh) I get aroundFom town to town (get around round round I get around)I'm a real cool head (get around round round I get around)I'm makin' real good bread (get around round round I get around)I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old stripI gotta find a new place where the kids are hipMy buddies and me are getting real well knownYeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us aloneI get around (get around round round I get around)From town to town (get around round round I get around)I'm a real cool head (get around round round I get around)I'm makin' real good bread (get around round round I get around)I get around (round, get around-round-round, ooh)(Wah-wah-ooh)(Wah-wah-ooh)(Wah-wah-ooh)
>>559753871>ZZZ>yuridols? context
>>559754116>top 1>for 3 yearspost mihoyo's official sales report
>>559754041At the very end when you are given the choice to stay with pagfly or leave.The photo you get changes to reflect your choice.
>>559754172Tianangong yu is a yurifag that makes comments about Astralynn in-game
>>559753208>3.8 was an actual lore killer, amphoreus wasn't.Irontomb oneshotted the universe and cyrene rebuilt it kek, there are no threats anymore in this game3.8 was an extra FUCK you because you can now rewind shitty choices on a whim
>>559753871>ZZZ beating ake>ake on top of wuwaman we're in bizzarro world.
>>559754618You are talking as if Cyrene is there to save anyone anymore.The entire point of the 4.x alliance is because the destruction is comically overpowered right now.
>>559754829>destruction is comically overpowered>Strongest guy gets mutual killed by WELT in an alt timeline
>>559754829>Really thinking shartji won't force his pink whore everywhere like he does with fireshitKys pink troon
>>559752974>>559753176>>559753323I don't have 8 hours to spare on Shaoji's writing like most of you guys
>>559754172>idols are the biggest gayshit in hoyo storynot even HSR would dare to go so far
>Lost both coinflips pulling for Yao and SparxieFuckin brutal, there goes my hopes for a SP Wolf team. I guess I’ll just go for Yae team and the eventual Himeko push. There any news if Himeko will be an Elation unit? I hope they pull a Phainon tactic for her.
>>559754829There is a "?" in the amphoreus chapter in the handbookYou just know nanook is going to oneshot the astral express or something and cyrene is going to come out of the book to save the day
>>559755048You only need Sparxie for SP Wolf bwo
Reminder the Destruction lost to the space Japan equivalent of Clockie during Planarcadia backstory
>>559753363scampo implied he knew about the plot and didn't say anything, kek
>>559753871yuriBRAHMAS always won
>>559755109We would all clap ngl
They NEED to make Elation Hyacine
>>559753871Only 20% of Endfield players are on phones and 80% on PC/Consoles meanwhile 80% of HSR players are mobile.
>>559755126well you see, the Holy Grail Wars are canon and how do you not know that said thing was summoned where it had the most fame and gained a power boost and a conceptual advantage against the destruction?
>>559754942My hero Welt is the strongest though
>>559754942Welt without his herrscher powers too
>>559755020nobody care a fuck if ZZZ is a yuri game now go back to /zzz/
[4.1 v5]No changes.-via Seele Leaks
>>559755348Most skipped unit of all time?
>>559754618>Irontomb oneshotted the universe and cyrene rebuilt it kek, there are no threats anymore in this gameYou're dumb
how many days of Sparxie's banner left? What is the last day I can pull her?
>>559753871>salespag>yuribrown
>>559755490Open the game?>Sparkle imageOh sorry
>>559755490gro....? why can't you just check...
>>559753871>according to this general sparxie supposed flopped.how does it feel to be wrong doomjeets?
>>559755496Miku is a girlkisser btw
>>559755490for global
>>559753871>HSR winning?Uh no. It’s machine predictions using AI!
>>559755490you got until march 24th
>>559755617what a coincidence! I am too!
>>559755603Shouldn't have said she was going to outsell HERFUCK YOU
>>559755603Literally made less money than mydei last year kek
Reminder if you shit on graphs because it says “HSR bad”, you legally cannot celebrate graphs anymore just because it says “HSR good”
>according to this general sparxie supposed flopped
What's the HSR version of this?
>>559755749Sir, greater than 10 mil and greater than 20 mil converge to infinity
>>559755826kys
>>559755775So we should ban them entirely to for peace’s sake, got it
reminder that shartphoreus flopped and slopped and killed the game
>>559751482what the fuck is a chronogram?
>>559755826Gepard on far rightMydei on far left
>>559755385>>559755873Maybe go to the hotwheelschan or /bant/ if you want a tranny hugbox
>ESL hours
>>559753871Sparkle franchise
>>559755925Imagine not knowing a romance language
>>559755749Sparkxiesisters...
>morning in india>salesposting starts
what ever live stream announcement at 5:AM and drip monday fuck you
should i install wuwa genshin or zzz as my second gacha
>>559755749>right now you're lying, you faggot. midey was 14 in CN and Sparxie was top 11 and top 1 in JP
>>559753871....that's yuri"gods" winning? Yuriflop stay fucking flop
>>559756096saar please do the needful and install wuwa
>>559755968maybe go to /trash/ like the one you scavenge through in real life for your next meal
I feel like someone huge is brewing in the background
>>559756131You can literally see it's making less in numbers, what does it have to do with relative rankings retardKING
Total Salesfag Genocide
>>559754353No fucking way...proof?
>>559756345salesjeets*
>>559756205Yeah the giant shit that I'll take in two hours
>>559753871i confess that this is my favorite sales posting general.
sparxie shrooms
>>559755020>We need to save the game....what should we do? For (You) cunny? No.......YURI
>romanticwhy do they keep using this word, I don't think they know what it means
Yuri is literally the winning formulaTotal yuri domination soon
>>559753871doomjeets in shambless because sparxie is top 1 lmao
>>559756131>midey was 14 in CNRepeat after me:SPARXIE FLOPPED
Reminder that Yuri Jesus sold more than all straight characters combined
>>559756607>go all out with marketing for the idols, huge preferential treatment for them, and hyped for a while>go the yuri route>make WAY less than the for (You) Shungite
>>559756521pedotrannies have no money
>>559756702>pag art
>>559756751Shungus is the archon equivalent of ZZZ so it's not a fair comparison
>>559756648>doomjeets in shambless because sparxie is top 1 lmaoShe's flopping in the west to genshin who didn't even get a new banner and an 11 year old PNG collector
*unzips penis*
>>559756659I like Sparkxie but even I can't cope anymore. She utterly FLOPPED, but that fine because my character is sovl now
>>559756751>Make way less than another flopkek
none of my friends play HSR anymore they all moved onto other gachaall i have left is you guys :(
>>559756895>westoids matter nowJapan loves her
>>559756751>>559756521>Void HunterDoesn't count. All other for (you) girls flopped as bigly as the yuri angels
I rolled E6S5 sparkle day oneI also rolled E6S5 sparxie day onesovl status?
SAAAR YOU MUST LOOKING THE CHART
>>559756775Counterpoint
>>559756953*smooch* we love you sis
>>559756953i'd eat you out sis dont worry
>>559756969If you have to ask, you have none.
>>559757157t. redhead
>>559756953
>>559756963With 100 times less shilling btwFlopdols got practically the VH treatment marketing wiseThey even got a special cutscene when their banner was up like the void hunters lmao
>>559757157t. sparkless
>>559755254>brokefield fag cope
>>559756751>the OP for (you) mega meta unit made more than the dev's passion unitscrazy
>>559756958>>559756996
>>559757329Aria is more op than Ye Shunguang lmaooooo. She’s like tier above the VH especially the previous anomaly void hunter
>>559757426>Lolitroons think their flops powercreep mibibiLOL
>>559757329>>559757501>B-But Miyabi doe!Yurislop freaking flopped
>>559756953this but unironically. my friends jumped ship to uma global in 3.4 or so and never looked back. though to be fair i barely log in outside of endgame reset myself
Is almost every single gacha sales war related post on /v/ and /vg/ made by one guy or something? Kinda like the black tier asses posts or ACK's lunacy?There's no there are that many retarded obsessed schizos
>>559757501Go compare Aria vs the latest anomaly shill bosses Yixuan’s sister and Vesper lmaoooo it’s not even close
>he hates loli you know what to do
>>559757426>aria is OP in her shill patchthat's crazy
>loliflops being more powerful than void huntersI smell bullshit
Do people also talk about HSR in other gacha generals?
>>559757336now post the cricket match results you disingenuous fag
>>559757551>UmaI thought you were in fujo circles
>>559757603you might need to check you diaper
>>559757586The fat ass lets you play harder without injury
>>559752817Sparxie was Sampo roleplaying all along but then the real Sparkle had to take the mantle so the fans don't go rogue, yeah it's a dumb twist but Shaoji likes this kind of stuff.
>>559757625Nope, everyone wants our attention.
>>559757691more cushion for the pushin'
>>559757578>compare Aria vs the latest anomaly shill bosses>to shungus, an attacker, in non-shill periods
>>559757652nyo my online buddies are ojiisans from beast lair, gbf crew and kancolle community
>>559757625
>>559757586need to plap
>>559757757The guy deflected to Miyabi, an Ice Anomaly character. Please keep up with conversation, boomer.
>>559757728>sampo is trans Thats it, I'm uninstalling
>>559753871btw im trans
>character isnt the best in environments that aren't neutral or favorable to them ...did miyabi give ZZZ players brainrot or something? Hell, last I played that shit game seriously people were bragging that even with anomaly nerfs that miyabi still brute forces shit
So are we getting drip or fucking anything at all in 11 minutes
>>559757603ZZZ is just going through their massive powercreep route it's not that hard to understand.They are also not just some loliflops they literally got void hunter level push, but they flipped so hard people are sweeping that part under the rug and treating them as any of other faction when it's not the case.
>>559757924i'll drip my cum on you
>>559757924stream announcement?
>>559757625hoyo games and fags are hated everywhere outside their echo chambers
>>559755749Ok time to roll more for my queen
>>559757625You realize it was mihoyo the one who started all this pvp gacha war? no one gave a fuck about how much gachas used to make each month before gensihn, and gensihn didn't even start as a way to attack other gachas, but rather started just to make fun of their own characters performing worse than other characters banners, later it mutated into the gacha pvp war we know today
Why does mihoyo try to push yuri when it flops every time?
Ngl whenever I see hoyofags complain about powercreep it's hard to take it seriously when these are the same people who don't equip the right main stats in characters, level skills, not read kits or boss mechanics. I remember seeing people bitch about genshin endgame being too hard pre fontaine and most of the didnt even level their skills
>>559757223Well that's going to be sure interesting for ZZZ going forward if nothing but VH's sell. They really only have themselves to blame with all this power creep.HSR is exactly the same right now with people holding off rolling to see the 4.2 teams since nobody wants to roll the shit team by accident.
>>559757789Literally envyThey hate us cause they ain't us
>>559758110funny how this isn't a problem in fgo even between casuals...
Yuri works when they put effort into it
I installed some "mods" for HSR.
>>559758104I was here during Dragalia lost and there absolutely was. There was gacha revenue wars between /gbfg/ and /feh/ every banner
>>559758253Post em sister
>>559758153No, it's because normgroids were brought into gacha because of Genshin. And normies getting into anything is a bad thing
>seething over HSR and ZZZ doing le main push>When this type of forced hype don't roll shit was a thing from the beginning with archons
what's the kazuha parry equivalent in HSR?
>>559758252All of the fanservice in genshin is the sloppiest of slops imaginable thoughbeit
>>559758269
>>559758253You didn't dared to gave saber a black tier ass like that anon right fofoposter?
>>559758330We respect the powerscale here.
how long do I have to play to get to enemies that drop the new material
Fuuukk leak trannies for baiting 4.2 beta today, I hope they die in fire
>>559758285Nah it's because they seethe at our bustling generals and lively communities
>>559758330
>>559758392March and TB literally got brainwashed by sparxie last month
>>559758126>HSR is exactly the same right nowWe had a shitload of hyper-successful ~100mil characters in amphoreus despite there being only 1 anniversary. Herta, Cas, Phainon, Cyrene, none of the others was a flop either. Aglaea, Anaxa, Mydei, Hys, Cery all around 10g.Sparkle isn't a mainpush either and she is doing well
>>559758360Infinitely more genuine than anything HSR shat out
>>559758375lewd.........
>>559758489>MarchLet herself get brainwashed, said it herself >TBUseless without their pink squirrel not gonna lie
>>559758360They put more effort into Sandbina than any yuri in HSR combined
>>559758415You can quick unlock farming the mats without needing to complete the new maps
payday
>>559758538>and she is doing wellAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>559758671are you feelin better sis?
Sparkle (Trailblaze) will be the strongest character until EoS
>>559758619>March let herself get brainwashedThe writers definitely forgot about March's new rememberance powers and realized it way too late so they decided to use a bullshit excuse
>>559758701that says hours
Makes sense BTA mongrel is also a jeet sales poster
>>559758805It's possible they wrote 4.0 before they wrote the evernight shit in general
>>559758709nyes the period cramps aren't as painful as yesterday even though i'm still pissy
When are we getting a yuri planet after yuri-krai's huge success?
>>559758864Gilgamesh said this
Columbina is known for her yuri ship but even as pagbait she mogs Shartfly and Pissrene. Wonder why HSR can't recreate great waifus like Columbina or Citlali.
>>559758898Next one for sure.
>>559758701>imaginary cope numbers from youtube.chinkThere are no real commercial analytical companies for mobile apps aside from ST and Appmagic.io
>>559758652no, the other one that drops from enemies
>>559758958Just do assignments
>>559758931Gilgamesh wanted to take saber as wife, more you can't get whiter than that
>>559758893that's something at least. I hope it gets better *headpats you*
>>559758898
>>559759003I did, still need more
>>559758872Wasn't Evernight's existence hinted at in the Argenti quest?
>>559758898Praying for 5.x since 4.x doesn't seem to have any yuri either
>>559759085yeah but the extent of what that meant may not have been written
>>559758947>imaginary numbersThat's the amount of hours the HSR app was above the iqiyi app retardbroWant me to look up mydei's and know how fucking hard sparxie actually flopped?
>>559758898>success
>>559758701Thats hours. Shes held really strong on the charts since release. Shes actually doing really good considering
We all love Madam Herta here
>my made-up numbers are better than your made-up numbers
>>559759203KWAB!!!
Nobody ever explained what "G" is...
>>559758805>DH becomes DHPT>grow to 6'5>leaves Amphoreus>becomes 5'6 manlet againgrim
>>559759308G for Ganesh saar, praise GaneshNow please looking the sells
>>559758958Farm SU/DU for the mats that substitute the monster drops
>>559759334>losing all your sweet gains in an instanta fate worse than death...
>>559759258Buddy, varka banner in genshin is a turbobrick and he is doing better despite being 1 week older than sparxie
>>559759085Amphoreus in general was the only story that was built upon the older content since release. Rubert, antiorganic equation, scepters, paths, aeons etc etc. Everything aside from Amphoreus and VU is a filler if you aren't a lorelet.
I want to tease a futa Silver Wolf and see her get all hard in her shorts FUARK
everything about sparxie is so fucking obnoxious
New plushies
All people care about is the number at the end/start of every month chart and Sparxie is doing bad there.
>>559759459>black tier ass>*flops*
everything about sparxie is so fucking amazing
>>559759567We all Love Miss Sparxie here
>>559759567Hyacute spotted
>>559759497sounds hot as hell bro
>>559759567:| :| :)
>>559759262You are a single person.>>559759621You are a single person.
anons for this feel?https://files.catbox.moe/9ozed6.png
>>559759459Who cares when they spent 28 hours on fake AI generated lore that doesn’t mean jack shit outside of Amphoreus.
>>559759567A new plushie style? or is it the same style as the Sparkle plushie but their eyes are just normal so it looks different from the Sparkle plushie?
>>559759675wtf bro?
>>559759567mydeimos
>>559759567When is the big Sparxie doll plushie coming out? I have the normal Sparkle one already.I assume the one in the picture is just another of the small figures of the doll
no dripno betadead we are
They're selling pussy on the hoyo store
>>559759497she has phimosis and her little penny smells like a rotting dog corpse
>>559759860Even better
Evernight controller
i'm preordering fifi shroom, marzo shroom and spudxie shroom when it's up tomorrow
I can't wait to kill Blade and Kafka with my oshi in 3 days
>>559759129That's just 1 metric by 1 person. ST goes as far as to buy VPN/proxy app developers and insert their own tracking telemetry.
>>559759895>8bitdo
>>559759860I drink 8 coffee cups daily and my cum smells exactly like this
>>5597598958bitCHAD
>>559759931The shrooms are ugly and uninspired sis
>>559759740where the fuck was the sparkle fumo sold I never got a chance to get that one
>>559747972You know you can just beat plight with one team and ignore the knights, right?
>>559759931*smooch*
>>559760019I had to get my friend to order it through Taobao
>>559760009YOU are uninspired and ugly
>>559760009you have eyes but cannot see mount tai
no 4.2 beta and another dead week for hsrg
>>559759459source?
>>559759203Columbina is at 30Gs without the ios debuff. I thought we made that clear.
>>559760110Ugly
>>559760104it's literally a nousagi ripoff
YUNLISECKS
>>559760197yeah? that's literally a DQ slime ripoffwhat's your point?
>>559760206Rerun when? I need her cone.
>>559759701>99 yuanthey're different, and a lot cheaper and smaller
shroomfly
dead game dead general
>>559760504this is literally my wife
>>559760496It's a small figurine. They did one for the Sparkle version too. The full sized plushie is much more expensive than 99 yuan
I'm rolling for Super Wolf
>>559760110>>559760504Cute buttplugs
Where is the beta…
>>559760649EoS
>>559760584Sparxie is the small figurine, same as the small Sparkle and Tribbie ones from beforeHyacine is a plushie but it's smaller than the Sparkle plushie
sparxie fucking flopped. what went wrong?
>>559760616Do not use them as buttplugs! Your ass will suck them in
>Himeko 6 cost 0 cycle>look inside>E2S1 Dahlia E1 Fugue
>>559759567
>>559760715She didn’t flop. In fact she’s saved 4.0 from being the worst performing x.0 patch in HSR history.
>>559760706Oh sorry was thinking of the sparkle figure at the bottom thats 89 yuan
>>559760801Where's the problem officer?
>>559760715
>Still no betaDid Ashveil fags cry so hard that they had to extend his beta or something
>>559761015Nobody cares about Ashveil, we're saving for La Mancha
We're saving for Mega Wolf
>>559760801acheron mogged
We’re all Evanescence waiters here
>>559761090Is the the mystery octopus mask?
>>559760715She's the only thing holding 4.0 together right now. Yao guang however flopped massively
>>559759895I don't get those modern weird controllers. Tried it with my relative who has one, weird to hold, some fucking pedals instead of good buttons, got some chink dualshock copy for 3 bucks later lol
>>559761153That's ORT
>where have I seen this pink haired person before?>jiaoqiu...?kek
>>559761265We all miss our good friend JQ
>>559761232my friend has this problem because his hands are smallyes his penis is small
>>559760912>>559761169>Sparxie doing the same as Mydei is now considered a great successhow far we've fallen...
>>559761450How do you know your friend's erected penis is small
>>559761317"oh yeah that guy that got raped by the wolves"
>no early dripAre we really getting the beta first kek
>>559761543entered voice chat with him and his gf at the wrong time
Sparxie? Pregnant with my child.
>>559761843congratulations!
Licking Yao Guang's toes
>>559761843I would abort it
>4.2 beta delayed for 4.1 beta v5>no changes in 4.1 beta v5what
do you think pearl has fully modeled toes and wears shoes or is it all shoe
>>559762138fully modeled anus before censorship
So where's the next 4*
>>559762354Only GenKINO gets those now
>>559762354What is this 4* you speak of?
>4.2 beta delayedFucking kill me
>>559762546at least there's the drip marketing in the next few days...
>>559762041Please use telegram instead of falling for baits
>>559762546Just roll for Yao. You need her
>>559762676I only use Epstein approved websites
>yeah so I spend all my disposable income on firefly, firefly eidolons, firefly aftersales and merchandise, she superbroke yuo
>>559761873rabbit 7 sex
>yeah so I spend all my disposable income on firefly, firefly eidolons, firefly aftersales and merchandiseLiterally me.
>>559762752I live like this
>>559762827I live like this and whaled on Firefly
>>559762752Do third worlders really live in houses where the floor is just... dirt and gravel?
>hsr slowly losing relevance, no new players>zzz gigaflopped despite all the shilling>genshin is barely hanging onwhere did everyone go?
>>559762752>inca kolathat's a peruvian anon, they would never spend money on gachas
>>559762752Yuribrowns look like this??!?!?
>>559762752average yurifreak domicile btw
>>559762752Com live like this??
>>559762893Wuwa
>>559762752 the paggies really didn't like this post
>>559762354Where's my Reca.
>>559762893I say wu you say wonwu
>>559762893all gacha are dead
>>559763078Saved for the garden arc
>>559763135WON
We are all playing Endfield
>>559763135>I say wu you say w-ACK
>>559762705hmmmm nyo
>>559762893Normgroids were never really into this, they only got in because of covid and stayed because it was the big thing. Now they're leaving...and things can finally heal
Firefly appreciators:>Doctors, lawyers, engineers, financial investors, physicistsYurine drinkers:>NEETs, trannies, boiled garbage consumers, the mentally infirm Weird how that turned out
>>559763279They’re still getting mad at the lolis in zzz so no
>>559762893>genshin is barely hanging onDoing fine to me
No one mentioned her in hours btw.
>>559763159Yeah... Unfortunately I don't see him be out of npc prison soon cause of whole all memokeepers be called back..Wouldn't make sense but honestly it's HSR so it wouldn't shock me that yeah only Swan went back here's Reca and Messenger.
>>559763393>Genshin's biggest flops are wuwa's greatest hits
>>559763415>>559763341
>>559763507Rover here....God I hope she hooks up with Caelus...!
>>559762752>all that shit built>can't be bothered even the ground and add cementbro
>>559763507Zani's onahole
>>559762752>inca kola
>>559763393>people STILL playing horseshitI thought people finally woke up and saw that it was a shit "game"
i want Firefly to NTR me so bad
wolfbros... we're gonna flop...
>>559763691Normgroid approved game, shilled by vtubers and assmongoloid because le wacky horses
>>559763507wuwa has extremely ugly faces even uglier than HSR'sZZZ and Genshin's are much nicer to look at
How many "Lost to Wuwa award" we have now?
>>559763781we lost to wuwa too many time to count...
>>559763734>>559763781>>559763507Begone
>thread so dead he has to reply to himself
>too many time to
>>559763734Mini2Chainz..
>>559763773Are you sure about that?
>complains about normgroids>In a general for a game that panders to themLol
>>559763734we've all said this at some point
>eslof fucking course
Firefly experiencing other men while you're TRAPPED in Amphoreus
Why does Sparkle love TB?
>>559764121cause Spar/kle/xie is a friendless loser
>>559760715They didn't make her for (you)
>>559764171just like me
>>559764121>>559764187Who do I believe?
>>559760715Both Yao and Sparxie sold really well
>>559764263>>559764263>>559764263
>>559764024Yeah HSR has this weird face shape. It's like a cone/inverted triangle. Very unsettling. Genshin's and ZZZ's look more normal.
>>559764323the hags especially all have sharp chins
>>559764242TB is her favorite toy
>>559744589Would she care after her children if she had them?
