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Belle!Well? What do you think of her??
You were supposed to let it die.
Starting to think all this cuck art isn't just for a joke
lmao!
S-S-S-S-S-SQUAD! ARRES-S-S-S-ST HIM!
Why are westies like this?
The way Sonic and Surge battle is so sensual that Amy would get jealous if she saw it.
cuckoldry is based! also you forgotPrevious zone: >>559712816
Anyway, Sol Dimension doesn't have a Knuckles. And the Dark mirror doesn't have a Tails.Silver is the Amy of the Sol Dimension.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z64ktmFdHZo
>>559744334It was literally an fnf joke, then a Silverfag who hates IDW (based) decided to redo it and voila
>>559744351JUST WIN THE RACE JUST WIN THE RACEJUST WIN JUST WINJUST WIN THE RACE
>talking about himself in the third person again
Why would you make an image of Amy watching Sonic and Surge have sex? Surge hates Sonic.
>>559744401Gardon and Sage
>>559744575Umm no she doesn't
>>559744593>SageToo early to tell. Also doubt she's appear if Shadow ever gets another game.
>the restoration>the freedom fighters>chris thorndyke's house>team Sonic>core 4ALL of these involve Sonic being mischaracterized and tied down. ESPECIALLY the last one.
>>559744320Useless. She’s just Evan’s self-insert so Evan can vent her feewings
>>559744685More proof. Surge is tsundere for Sonic. She even calls him Blue~
PSYCHONIC the Hedgehog
>original
>>559744320my wife's living dildo
I don't like romantic Sonurge. I like it when Sonic is smiling like a psychopath and shoving his cock into her while she tries to claw herself away desperately.
>Screenshot_Fucking hell give it a break pal you're here all day and it's cringe.
>>559742091Yeah in the cutscene at the start she says nothing about Crisis City or remembering anything
>>559745035so you like rape
>>559744531>no tangle againracist
>>559739051>>559739348>Erm Sonic is teh bad guy ackshuallyThe next Sonic villain will be a traditional good guy who hates "The Wind" and his way of living.
I really do wish the fucking jannies or mods on this god forsaken board would do their job once in their life.
Millenionic the Hedgehog
>>559744401Shadow's Tails is Rouge and the Sol Dimension doesn't have a Silver
>>559745218https://privatebin.net/?8a39fb6151509cce#HVJ9iU3rFsUNsKzHgH18PV81i4eLBVk1BSE1tFmmb5RB
>>559745085Nobody likes rape
>>559744378They’re ultraliberal millennials
>>559745280ESP Silver is the Sonic from the Future. The normal Silver we see is just Blaze's Amy.
>>559745130there's a fanart posted here of Whisper in Lanolin's outfit, and that's where the idea came from
>>559745035Peak Sonurge:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp0H3ql3XTY
>>559744991>edit
>>559744320Want to carefully inspect all her parts.
Cream the Rabbit.
Come on guys. Scourge x Belle. A rapist asshole and a sweet doormat. Nature and Technology in reverse. Either he corrupts her or she redeems him. That's a ship.
This edits are just turning the dialogue into empty statements.
I am taking a shit as we speak.
>>559745493Which AI, anon?
I Shadriad
>>559745218You mean the same jannies that make cropped porn sonadow threads? You're expecting a bit too much.
>>559745627Cute!
>>559745734>Scourge Who?
>>559745408Sonic from the Future Sliver is the only Silver that's actual friends with a Blaze, and they aren't just mutual friends with regular Sonic who happen to get along well
>>559745831Nevermind. Looks like it's Gemini.
>>559745956Scourge the Tengehog
JPfags will pretend that Tania and Paulie are relevant
Sonamy is a chaseSonaze is a danceSonurge is a no-holds barred slamfest
>>559745734Problem, spinters
is idw ooc?
>>559746103Well put
Damn this place really is dead huh
>>559745882These are the same jannies who ban you just because they don't like your post, right?
>>559746235I blame that new Resi Evil game.
Amy fucking sucks as a love interest and does the same stupid shit every time and isn't interesting. Surge should replace her because her building love for Sonic is more compelling and interesting
>>559746068You don't understand. OCs who take all the screentime from canon characters are good when Japan does it. Especially when they don't fit the series aesthetic at all!
>>559744205I thought Sonic was fucking Silver for a second there
https://youtu.be/8tvYxeM4c3k
Buddy!
>>559746068he's relevant to me, I headcanon him as Chuck's brother
>>559746267They are the same jannies who insta delete when you make a new thread when they make those coped porn threads.
>>559746369Some people here WOULD be the type to buy capcom's latest rehash just because it came out, I suppose.>>559746379Everyone agrees Amy is Sonic's worst love interest... except Amy fans, naturally.
>>559746465
Japan gave us Chris and Elise. The worst love interests ever
>>559744704How would Sonic react If he saw Shadow staring at Amy like this?
Resident Evil > Sonic
>>559746675Tease him
>>559746465I'm with Surge, except that it makes no sense to have to say this to Sonic because Sonic isn't Batman just because Ian is a hack writer.
>>559746498We need more Tails being a world class criminal for childish reasons
>>559745771Eggchad at it again
Me and my friend just watched all of Sonic Prime. Why didn't anyone this shit was kino as fuck.
>>559746629All right, we get it. You're our savior. Usurp Ian Flynn like he usurped Pongraff so you can then rest on your laurels and we can hate you for it later.
>>559746184Yes, but everything is these days
>>559745982Both knew Blaze. Only one of them was abandoned by her due to an unresolved plot point. And I don't expect Sonic Team to dive into the 06 lore any time soon.
>>559746675He'd tease him, but he'd also be irritated and territorial.
>>559746767If it wasn't for Sonic Eggman would have destroyed all of society in forces. Sonic is the biggest hero in the entire group. He's the only reason people like Surge are even able to be alive and complain.
>>559746103>Sonamy is a chaseNot anymore, it's now teasing Sonic>Sonaze is a danceit's tardwrangling>Sonurge is a no-holds barred slamfestthats rape
>>559746379Blame Sonic Team for not letting Amy and Sonic do more romantic stuff together
>>559744320>What do you think of her?
>>559746947The point is that Sonic doesn't "spare" Eggman. He doesn't give a fuck what happens to Eggman except in idw's shitty comics.
>>559745408ESP Silver is a forgotten echo of a hypothetical timeline where he continued living his life in the ruined future after Blaze went away. Obviously this didn't get to happen in the Last Story.
>>559746947Forces is retarded. What the fuck were Knuckles and Shadow even doing? Jerking off? Knuckles is supposed to be as strong as Sonic is fast. Why the fuck couldn't he fix this problem?
birdpaws
If Maekawa kept writing fans would get sick of his melodramatic style If Iizuka kept writing fans would get sick if how confrontational everyone is.If the Sonic X writers stuck around people would get tired of shouting Knuckles and stalker Amy. If Sparky wrote Sonic and stuck around people would get tired of his Naruto approach to characterization where every character is a version of one of the lead characters
>>559747023What can she do so that you won't throw her sweet ass into the chipper?
>>559747204only sonic and sonic and donut steyl were allowed to do anything. Everyone else were a "honorable mention"
>>559747187He exists. Hell, he's been sighted in recent Speed Simulator events.
>>559747245Talons?
>>559747204Because he isn't Sonic. Remember that Classic Sonic was pulled by the phantom Ruby because the world needs a Sonic
>>559746465This is the biggest crock of shit in the comic so far I believe.
>>559746906And the other one only knows her as one of Sonic's friends
>>559747204They had a whole campaign showing what Shadow was doing you dullard.
Cuckdow
There are people here who think Belle is attractive
>>559746465I'm working on an outline for a Sonic series, so I wanted to give my take on this whole dialogue while I'm here (this is part of a larger exchange in a slightly different context (with amore game-accurate Sonic):Surge: "I am *your* fault! Starline may have made me, but *You* are the root of it all. You could have ended Eggman--ended **ALL OF IT**--you had so many chances...but you never took it! No...you just wanted to keep on fighting. You just wanted to have your fun! And now *I'm* paying for it."
>>559747412The other one went on a date with Blaze in Sonic colors.
>>559747265Not cry or vent her feelings for more than 5 pages
>>559746906>abandoned by her due to an unresolved plot point.What are you babbling about?
>>559747298>speed simulatorDoes that mean Infinite is alive?
>>559746963Oh, sybau>>559747265Do a flip into an incinerator
>>559747683Cry us a river
>>559747557I think she's cute and stuff. Fuckable, but not beautiful.>>559747596Damn, not gonna happen.
>>559747619Blaze in the Future is something that made zero sense with the most plausible explanation being that the Sol Emeralds sent her there. Furthermore, whether or not Iblis is still sealed in her is up for debate.>But that was wipedBlaze acknowledged Crisis City in SonicGens.
>>559746498>>559746792They had it coming.
Remember that it's ok to instinctively kill robots until proven they have a soul, and even if they do you're still allowed to kill them
>>559747298Except several profiles and stories have suggested that our Silver is the same one, just his memories are affected whenever the future changes as with the other characters, so that Silver is a time anomaly.
>>559747563Can we see your outline?
>>559747817>Tails chopping off animal and robot parts and keeping them as trophies.
>>559747683>She comes out looking like thisNow what?
>>559745493nice callback. it's crazy how ian forgets such basic things as sonic's catchphrase, "I'm Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog." or "Long time no see." in favor of unfunny spiderman quips
>>559747816Blaze in the future has been explained 5 billion times. And Blaze doesn't even mention Crisis City in the original Japanese dialogue.
>>559745035>>559744996>>559745280
>>559747881Multiple Timelines have been acknowledged as far back as Sonic06. Furthermore, Sonic Channel has acknowledge Bad Future Silver.>>559747974>Blaze doesn't even mention Crisis City in the original Japanese dialogue.Got a link to that?
>>559747974>Blaze in the future has been explained 5 billion timesenlighten us
>>559747479I didn't play that piece of shit game.
>>559747842oof. Westworld S1 was amazing desu.
>>559748096he is talking about maekawa's ducctaped plot by retconning blaze to be from the future and have her go to the sol dimension after she seals iblis.
>>559747250I'd rather have Maekawa and Kiyoko Yoshimura writing the games over Ian Flynn any day of the week
>>559747974Oh FUCK YOU, you're NOT starting another baseless rumor weebtard.>>559744084 is where we left off, uploader cut that part out because he's an asshole who didn't expect gaijin assblasted by other games' iffy translation to come snooping around.
>>559746369Sonicfags play other games?
>>559748289It's just a theory.
>>559744810Tails is Sonic's bro and bros DON'T do that to each other. Any Tailamy that has Sonic care or hurt by it is shit.
>>559747349no
>>559748183
>>559748007Make me.
>>559747938She's like, 100 percent cooler nowMenacing-looking robots with cute awkward personalities are a rare specimenJust imagine Belle's dialogue coming out of that thing.>>559747909No, but I'll give you some extra dialogue:> Surge: "I am *your* fault! Starline may have made me, but *You* are the root of it all. You could have ended Eggman--ended **ALL OF IT**--you had so many chances...but you never took it! No...you just wanted to keep on fighting. You just wanted to have your fun! And now *I'm* paying for it."> Sonic: “Look, I’m not here to play ‘hero’ or ‘vigilante’ for you. If you’ve got beef with the doctors, *you* deal with them.” > Surge: “Oh, I will--*after* I deal with **YOU**!”
>>559748438>Tails is Sonic's bro and bros DON'T do that to each otherI wish Ian had gotten the memo.
>>559748247That's a mind fuck and a half, even 06 posted that she's from Sol there's no need to overthink that her emeralds thrown her into a place where fire is the main problem that she needs to resolve to help Sonic, chaos emeralds did the same thing with Sonic anyway, and it's fair to say the game is underbaked that they didn't figure out more of Blaze lines to add with other characters.
とある時点での、はるか未来の夕刻灼けた廃墟の一角で独り焚火で暖をとる白銀のハリネズミの姿がありましたいつ終わるとも知れない戦いの日々暗雲の向こうに広がる見たことも無い青空を胸に、今日もシルバーは明日へ希望の炎を繋ぎます戦士につかの間の休息をhttps://x.com/SonicOfficialJP/status/1575621487444500480An evening far in the future at a certain point In a corner of the burnt ruinsThere was a silver hedgehog warming himself by a bonfire Days of battle that will never endWith the blue sky that has never been seen spreading beyond the dark clouds in our hearts, today as well, Silver connects the flame of hope to tomorrowGive the warrior a moment of rest
>>559748279Floor is yours. Show me where Blaze said she remembered Crisis City.
>>559744320prime ntr bait>big tits>red head>daddy issues>useless
>>559748594kek, I wonder if she'd bother with clothes or not.
>>559747927>Tails in SA2 when Sonic tells him of all the destruction Shadow is wreaking>>559748669>Days of battle that will never end>Silver connects the flame of hope to tomorrow>Give the warrior a moment of restOnce you see how cool Silver can/should be you'll never stop wanting to beat Sonic Team to death.
>>559748438Maybe Sonic should stop being such a gloryhog then
>>559748751NTA sub or dub?Because she did say something along the lines of >"I can't believe I'm back here again."In the 2011 Generations English version.
>>559747816>the most plausible explanation being that the Sol Emeralds sent her there.That doesn't work, if she was sent to the future she would already know Sonic, either they meets in Rush before 06 or vice versa What's genuinely more plausible is all that time alone made Silver go castaway and Future Blaze was all in his head all along
>Sonic is the true villain
>>559748643sonic team's stories are not good. why do you think they hired Ian?
>>559748941>can/shouldIF
>>559748821
>>559748941>Once you see how cool Silver can/should be you'll never stop wanting to beat Sonic Team to death.I already do this, but not because of Silver
>>559748643>even 06 posted that she's from SolWhen? Don't tell me you're referencing a rough draft for the game.
Belle is cute but she'll never top Bunnie's iconic "OMASTARZ".
>>559749006It's my theory, considering NO OTHER CHARACTER interacts with Blaze at all. Seriously, you can look it up.
>>559748981Read first or don't @ me.
Imagine Surge on her knees sucking a dick
>>559749106>rough draftIt's literally characters descriptions
>>559749180
>>559749290Character descriptions are not canon. Never has any content from character descriptions been present in a game.
>>559749256
>>559749290>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dbxybgkUEWwbeCbuw8de95-_b2rT5To9TJ1gNT20kdU/edit?gid=2093084539#gid=2093084539You're not talking about this are you? Because this is not final, this is a rough draft. I mean fuck's sake it literally mentions Sonic X.
>>559749490>speed of light>doesn't move at the speed of light
>>559749490This bitch is so fucking lame. Like I actually wish Sonic would've punched her square in her face multiple times so she would stop pretending to be tough.
Sonicfags desperately want Sonic's dialogue shortened because the more he talks the more they realize his character cannot stand up to scrutiny.
Sonurge
>>559749490>edit
>>559749667
Imagine cream and surge on all fours panties off
>>559749073SA1 and SA2 had good stories, Shadow 05's story is debatable, Sonic 06's could've been good with some changes, and Sonic Forces could've been good if it had serious dialogue that wasn't sarcastic and self-referential
>>559749490>>559749578Her whole gimmick is literally lightning, how the fuck did they mess that up?
>>559749490> "You may be as fast as the wind, but I've got the speed of lightning!"Just sayin'
>>559749808Surge never wore panties
>>559749631That’s basically what happened in the comic though. She got so jobbed-out and humiliated that she said “fuck it” and joined the good guys.
>>559749808
>>559749006Straight from Iizuka himself: Everyone had Amnesiahttps://youtu.be/rBBQgTgGF3c?t=334Rush happened first then 06. Time Travel stories are hard and the moon is turned on its side. Sonic Team is aware that things are...not ideal when it comes to 06.
SKA CHA CHA!
>>559749490This is clearly a hyperbolic boast
>>559749959And now she's boring. Fuck you, >>559749631
Fangle
>>559749812>Shadow 05's story is debatableNo, its actually terrible. It doesn't even tell a story.
>>559749812I don’t recall Forces being very sarcastic and self-referential. The main problem is that the game is so short that there’s no real room for any kind of story.
>>559750028Why is Eggman Nega in Blaze's dimension...in the past? If he went to Blaze's dimension, why would it be exactly her time when Eggman Nega is from 200 years in the future?
The next game should be pg-13. and it should star Shadow. throw that hellokitty shit out
>>559750348Shut up, don't ask questions and consume product - Sonic Team
BLACK EGGMAN
>more Shadowexhausting
>>559750378It should be Spec Ops The Line starring Tails in Cocoa Island.
>>559750336Shadow's story has an intro, a conclusion and 326 what ifs in the middle
more naked tangle
>>559750378It most likely will, most of Sonic Team doesn't like Sonic, they like Shadow. Only Kishimoto likes Sonic, and I shouldn't have to describe to you why that isn't good.
>>559749490>>559749717This is one of the better pages and didn't need an edit>>559749631This bitch is so fucking lame. What do you expect? Her whole character is based on Ian's fundamental misunderstanding of the series.
>>559750348Retcons. Nega now comes from the Future despite originally being from the Sol Dimension. Ironically, Rivals was the corrections despite not getting a Japanese release.
>>559749812Forces had so many more problems. Terribly paced, extremely OOC, depressing but in the boring way, Classic Sonic is there for no reason
>>559750341>Has a serious and dark story>Very little can be done with the story because of the game's short durationMonkey's paw
>>559750341Short games have told complete stories, the problem is that Forces' storytelling is ass.
Sonic FarcesStarring>Sonic, The blue blur!>Sonic, Sonic's long lost alter ego from a different dimension!>and YOU, the player!>Honorable mention: Shadow
>>559750681tangle's paws...
>>559750264
>>559750336>Not just Maria! Everyone! My family, my friends!>But I thought you said Maria was your only family!>SHUT! UP!!! *shoots*
>>559745838twitter meltdown
>>559750609>This is one of the better pages and didn't need an editIt comes after this>>559746629
>>559750895I just got a very powerful urge to rape in the mating press.
>>559750887>Also, Sonic’s shitty friends except we actually made them shit
Sonic Farts
>>559751228Ugh, everything Sonic says pisses me off. Was that on purpose? Do they want me to root for Surge?
>>559751228>edit
>>559751228> Sonic: "It's been a while since I tussled like this. I hope you're having fun, too!"> Surge: "I'LL PUT HE 'FUN' IN YOUR FUNERAL!"Just a thought
>>559750341They could've had plenty of room to tell a proper story just by cutting one or both the Player character and classic Sonic
>>559750582Making the game PG-13 wouldn't look good on Sonic Team's part. it's best to just keep it E10+ as in SA1 and SA2 were. I've played an E10+ game for the Nintendo 3DS that was still serious and edgy.I've grown tired with Sonic Team only caring about Shadow and not giving other characters their deserved development and stardom
I can't believe they made Donut Steyl canon. he shows in idw...he is also barry's best friend
Tails using a bomb vest
Douge
>>559751460>'ve grown tired with Sonic Team only caring about ShadowWhere has Shadow been between 2007 and 2017?
>>559751460What incentive do they have to change? If anything Shad Gens reception emboldened their stance, its the highest rated modern Sonic game ever.
>>559751228>>559751273>It's not a phase, Mom!!!Are you by chance, a teen in your emo phase right now?
>>559750489*brak eggman.
>>5597516452017 was almost 10 years ago you dipshit.
>>559751721The dialogue is overly condescending and not fitting for Sonic as a character. He was like this with Flash in the DC Crossover, too (also illustrated by ABT, funnily enough)
>>559751681Sonic Team just needs to use the seriousness, emotional intimacy, and action of Shad Gens and use it for future games. No more safe edginess
>>559751846He's saying that Shadow was MIA for ten whole years and his current attention is deserved.He's wrong of course, but that's his argument
>>559750028Well wtf what made them lose their memory lmao
>>559751846answer my question.>Where has Shadow been between 2007 and 2017?
>>559751228>THIS IS WHO I AMlol faker
She can't get away with this.
>>559751949>>559751645Being MIA is better than how they treated Tails Knuckles and Amy in that timeframe
>>559751892Not praising Sonic's dialogue at all, but wanting to root for Surge here when she's much worse is silly. Just say the dialogue is shit, which it is.
BUTT PLIERS!
>>559751949I am right of course. thank you>>559752061That period was like that because it was fangless and dull. and Shadow happens to have most of the fangs and edge. around 95% of it. the remaining 5% is Sonic in some situations
>>559752000That's not how the phrase "where has he been" works. If you ask somebody that, it means they were expected somewhere, they were late, and they JUST got back. 10 years ago isn't a "where has he been" situation. He's BEEN back. To answer the question of "WHERE WAS HE", he got vaulted for ruining the series.
>>559751947It only had all that because it just regurgitated plot points from 20+ year old games.
>>559752061? That was Amy's best written timeline in the games. Not too hot, not too cold.
>>559752216TKA were all at their best before Shadow ever appeared. This franchise does not revolve around your edgehog
>>559752332It does now, unless you forget who was the protagonist in the Crossworls trailer.
>>559752321? She was completely boring and didn’t do shit
>>559750524What you want nakeded
>>559752457She never did shit before that either if you are intellectually honest.
>>559752289Then Sonic Team needs to come up with plot points resembling those 20+ year old games - cinematic level stuff and deep lore
>>559752437>Mario Kart copy slopGlad you got a win over *checks notes* Jet I guess
>>559752571There attempt at doing that was Frontiers and Forces. That's the best you are going to get.
>>559752384>Autism SonicSonic is already autistic.
>>559752332Taking a look back, I think it should
>>559752553She did in the adventure era, which was also the last time basically anyone other than Sonic and Shadow got to do anything of significance
>>559752384This is why it's a good thing that Amy has been wearing glasses lately. She really needs them
>>559750524https://sthg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19624
>>559752195do Rouge struggling to put on a pair of jeans
>>559752457She wasn't a focus but you act like they butchered her characterization. She was annoying and clingy before that period, and after that period she was boring and sterile. In Sonic Unleashed she's not too far in either direction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUkAIm8Nn3g
>>559752793Fatouge
>>559752059>Sally to Rosemary:
>>559752730Nothing Amy did in that era was of any significance unless you count jogging Shadow's memory at the end of SA2. In SA1 she just ran from Zero. And in SA2 her whole thing was she kept getting left behind.
>>559752671Both were disappointments. Sonic fans need to stop settling for mediocrity and endless 'steps in the right direction' and demand quality and polish in the games
>>559751273Ian wanted Surge to have a reason to despise Sonic so he made him a preachy dickhead. It all doesn’t matter in the end because Evan turns Surge into a hero 4 months later and changes all of Surge’s hatred of Sonic to hypnosis.
This is in a game rated for 10 year olds yet Rouge can't have tits.
>>559752959That’s still more than everything she did from Colors onward combined >>559752839That’s one game out of a 10 year period we’re talking about, and she didn’t even do much of anything in said game
>>559753060I've been trying to picture what actually happens when a game is rated by each committee. Do those geezers have to sit and watch a complete playthrough or can companies just tell them "bro trust me"
>>559753060Shut up moid. Let women show off their bodies if they want to, there's nothing wrong with it.
>Le Soon is taking too lounge
>>559753060I doubt that.
>>559753060The French don't see anything wrong with putting sexy stuff in things meant for kids.Case in point.
>>559752705We already tried that (Shad05, 06), hard pass
Omastar!
>>559746379Surge and her shit comic should be dead by now but I guess the audience for an obnoxious BPD whore brings money in
Imagine Amy naked, sweaty and exhausted with cum dribbling down her legs
>>559753296It's a background animation in Rayman Legends iirc.
>>559753261Bro what did he say?
>>559753408>edit
>>559753169>That’s still more than everything she did from Colors onward combined? The timeframe is 2007-2017 not 2010-2017.>That’s one game out of a 10 year period we’re talking aboutShe was fine in Black Knight as well, Gens too if we're being comparative, since that game had hardly any plot anyway. Lost World and Forces sucked though, that's true. But acting like she'd have been better off vaulted than in Unleashed, Black Knight, or Generations at all is just spiteful and petty.
>>559753005a preciously rare moment of sobriety from idw
>>559751273That's just how Windnic is, anon. He's a walking fortune cookie who tells you how to live your life without regrets! This is the one true characterization that w*stoids wouldn't get.
>>559753060>>559753430No it's not. It was made by minus8.
>>559753687That's part of the joke idiot.
>>559753060I need to know more, anon
>Shiturgefags have to glue her to sonic as a another doomed love interest because she sucked shit as a rivalPathetic
>>559753560She still didn’t do anything memorable in those, and Tails and Knuckles DEFINITELY would’ve rather been vaulted than endure the shit they were forced to
>>559753857>edit
>>559753593Sonurge shippers need to steal Amy's personality and give it to Surge just to make Sonurge loo good
Sallybros, did we run out of steam?
>>559754063Which is a shame, since Sonamy is literally just the obligatory ship. Sonic needs a female nearby to prove that he is desirable. But all Amy has going for her is her looks.
aw yeah this is fappening
Why is she even here
>>559754063>it's another episode of Amyfag scapegoat of the weak stole Amy's personality
>>559753934it worse than that her entire character is built off of idw's character assassination of Sonic
>>559754206>Sally 2.shitNo thanks.>>559754261Her resting bitch face is sexy.
>>559754063Nah, she's Dark Amy. The Amy Sonic never saved.
>>559754238Sonamy is literally a Chad x Stacy ship
>>559754206It's over Sally bros, the IDW sisters won
Imagine, Cream bouncing up and down. Huge smile on her face, red cheeks, skin covered in sweat as she cries that you should make her a mommy.
>>559754454I don't understand what this reply is supposed to demonstrate anon. It doesn't contradict me.
>>559754524idw hasn't been able to attract as much hype though
I HATE THIS DOGSHIT COMPANY AND IT'S CHILDFUCKER FANBASE I'M SICK OF LETTING FORCES BE AN EXCUSE FOR AMY’S SHIT WRITING IT'S BEEN 8 YEARSSega couldn't even keep track of the fucking moon's destruction for longer than that time and you expect me to believe this secretary garbage is the result of ongoing continuity? BULLSHIT SEGA are idiots who can't let a teen girl act like a goddamn teen girl because their shit attempts at comedy made her look like a monster and now they're overcorrecting like they always doI hope Move 4 FLOPS just so this entire bloated corpse of a franchise finally fucking DIES
>>559754764>Tangle over LanolinFaggots.
>>559754793> Energetic and friendly tomboy lemur over female sheep BensonWow, who would have thought
>>559754764We got way better things than some Youtooz plush
>>559754987Female sheep with huge tits. Tangle isn't even hot. Literal stick figure physique. Wow so hot. Not.
Tails it's penis inspection time.
>>559754684What do you mean by “All Amy has going for her is her looks”?
>>559755112Exactly what I said. She's a shit character that looks good so that Sonic looks good because a character that looks good wants him. She is the Stacy you mentioned. It's her entire purpose.
I see
Where's Sonic theme park?
>see a good looking surge h-comic>the artist doesn't draw sex and it's just his accidental panty flashing fetish What a waste
>>559755478kit the borzoi
>>559755414I know who you're talking about. It's impressive how much of a cockblock they are.
>>559755204Sonic has already been shown to be a chick magnet and Amy doesn’t have a bad personality. She’s compassionate to animals and other people and seeks to bring out the best in people
>>559755581>edit
Anybody know any discord servers focused around Sonic? I'm bored and wanna join some
>>559744205L ragebait
>>559754764AwwwThe Tangle one is really cute
>>559754238Because anybody who actually likes sonic must be a loser or a nutcase. Him and this shit fanbase only respects people who want to kill him
> "Not to mention a cute little hedgehog in a polka-dot bikini!"
>>559754321This cocksucker fanbase wants to fill the franchise with clones of amy
>>559755654NTA but she doesn't have "a" personality at all. Of course Amyfags know this which is why they seethe when a character with the most basic traits like "nice" exists because it further proves Amy isn't distinct at all.
>>559756024Literally, unironically, explain to me how you can clone a character like this.
>>559756024This fanbase is horny
>>559746912Why should he care? He's too busy fucking every shitstain rival sega pumps out
>>559756090She's a genki girl.
>>559755539I'm amazed at how detailed he gets with the paintes. If he was to actually take all that effort to make an actually h-comic he would probably be really popular
>>559756365Really? I didn't see much genki in Frontiers.
>>559746379>>559746553L ragebait
>>559756535L comeback
Boy!
>>559747479Stuck in green hill zone doing shitty block platforming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSJkJ3c5tZw
amy has spunk!
Why were humans hitting on Amy in Adventure 1...
>>559756535worked on you unc
Boy(s)
>>559747563IT'S NOT HIS FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY ANY OF THE 30 SONIC CLONES IN THE FRANCHISE COULD DO IT IF HE CANThis shit is retarded in Batman too I fucking hate comics
>>559756485Blame Ian.
>>559747967It's almost like the faggot has no respect for the games and only reads wikia
>>559756785>>559756589By replying you're more fired up than what you tried to enrage.
>>559756772I would too
>>559756646>>559756792cnc
>>559754520
>>559754261Two reasons.
>>559756772Because she's a canon bombshell.
Just kiss already assholes
>>559750378We're overdue for another colossal fuckup
>>559746103Sonic isn't a playboy.
>>559756646>>559756792>>559757323Shadamy yumes need to make Amy stop caring about Sonic and need to turn Shadow into a black Sonic just to make Shadamy look good because they know that if they used Shadow and Amy’s canon personalities, it wouldn’t work
I guess Westfaggots finally got their fucking character development wish granted. Amy is now equal to Sonic. I want her to be actually playable, but keep her mouth shut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e1zT7miep8Zzzz.....
So /sthg/ tell me, is the prime show worth watching at all?
Nine restraining Honey with his mechanical tails and then using her as a onahole.
>>559751454How about they cut the player character and not give kids the impression that becoming shitnic's friend is ever a good thing
>>559758331Watch the first and last episodes of each season and you don't have to watch the rest
>>559758331It is because of everyone's favorite Nein
>>559752384Amy hugging Silver for the sake of repeating the "Amy hugging someone she thinks is Sonic" gag was such a retarded attempt at validating Silver as on-par with Sonic and Shadow
Will the next game be the one that finally delivers on promises, lives up to the hype, and is loved as much as SA1 and SA2 or will it be another so-called step in the right direction?
>>559752984If they did, they wouldn't be sonic fans
>>559758331Season 1 was whatever for me. I enjoyed it well enough to watch season 2. That’s when it started to become way too repetitive for my liking, so I stopped watching.I like the animation, really expressive and fluid. I like the new voice cast. Different enough to be their own unique thing, but good.Everything else is where it drags. The concept of a multiverse show has infinite opportunities for what you can do. What did we get? Bad city with robots, jungle, and pirates. Some of the most basic, cookie cutter options. Do a world where Sonic is a villain. Do a utopia world where Eggman was finally defeated. DO SOMETHING THAT FEELS LIKE IT WASN’T MADE TO SELL TOYS. To me, it feels like they made these worlds just so they could sell “Knuckles but he’s a pirate!” I’m not saying what they chose was a doomed concept from the beginning, but they didn’t do anything with what they had.Secondly, the story being told. Season one basically boiled down to “Solve problem in this area and explain my issue before going to a new area.” I understand it’s all set up for the later episodes, but basically nothing happens later. I haven’t seen it since it premiered, but from what I remember (and how I felt even watching it) was that nothing had an impact later on. I can’t tell you one plot point other than finding the macguffin shards and Nine being one of the most obvious “twist villains” ever.The Egg crew wasn’t interesting at all and every multiverse variant (other than Rusty, Nine, & Chaos Sonic) had nothing going for them. I guess Thorn had something, but it’s a bit forced and resolved way too quickly.It all just feels, disingenuous. People always joked about the show basically being “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse” but I see what they mean. Apart from good animation, voice acting, and some good lines, it feels like a corporate Saturday morning cartoon with no heart. And that says a lot, since SONIC HAS HAD SEVERAL OF THOSE ALREADY.
Sad boy Tails
Milk your hedgehog.
Just busted a fat nut to Rails.
>>559754764Tangle has a voice, shows up in the spin-off games, has a part in an audio adventureThis doll is the only thing Sallyfans currently have, of course they're going to hype it up
>>559759105For me it's the City Escape ones.
Adios
>>559759176Nice.>>559759207Good night.
>>559759207
>>559756090They seethe when a character with the most basic traits like "nice" exists because the shit-eating writers can't handle more than one goddamn character with overlapping traits without fucking up one or the other, and the childfucking fanbase would rather replace amy completely with another character who will just get the same monkeyshit writing she did, rather than just demand she's actually written right
>>559758894>and every multiverse variant (other than Rusty, Nine, & Chaos Sonic) had nothing going for them.Chaos Sonic was annoying. I know that was the intention, but guess what, that's still annoying. Rusty and Nine were the only variant characters worth anything in that whole show and the story would've benefitted from focusing Sonic's attention on helping them both rise up. Prime had some promise but looking at the mess of an ending I have no idea what they were even aiming for. Three seasons and it felt like the time was spread way too thin.
>>559756245This dogshit franchise would rather give other characters the personality that amy used to have instead of just letting the goddamn character be herself
Sonic: Rating Pending
>>559756485Because lardass balding basement-dwelling neckbeards on internet complained she was bad female representation because she didn't act like their mother
A gremlin destroying Tails plane.
>>559746553Amy is the best love interest for Sonic, you stupid bastard
>>559758756Sonic fans came into the fandom and stayed in it because of the excellence of SA1 and SA2. Sonic 06 tried to replicate that and failed. Sonic Forces tried to replicate that and failed. Frontiers tried to replicate that and failed too. Sonic Team needs to be held accountable. What is going on with them?
>>559759826I think I know which person you’re referring to specifically
>>559760001>t. bestie
>Sonic X keeps getting referenced in the Sonic Pict artThey treat Sonic X as the one true canon while everything else is a Westernshit afterthought
>>559760065The only thing Farces has in common with SA is that it had a “serious” story. It didn’t even take said story or any of the characters seriously and was a failure in every way, even the way it was solely trying to pander shamelessly to fans by giving them an OC maker
Sonic died with the Dreamcast
>>559760196>the darts on pictures of Elise, Sally, and Blaze
>>559760065Being the bottom of the barrel Dev Team of SEGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbsk9R21zmkKristen Bell as Amy
>>559760196kek
>>559759550>Chaos Sonic was annoying. I know that was the intention, but guess what, that's still annoying.I remember liking a lot of his quips, but can only recall the one where it was something like “There will be three steps when I overtake you. Step one, REBRAND!” (Especially the fact he sounded so fruity when he said the last word) He did get on my nerves a bit, but I honestly could tolerate him more than most of the other “characters.” Pirates Knuckles going after the “Booty” became such an overdone trope for a few episodes I was actually groaning.>Rusty and Nine were the only variant characters worth anything in that whole show and the story would've benefitted from focusing Sonic's attention on helping them both rise up.I really like Rusty & Nine. Those two were the reason I kept going most of the time.
>>559760307shut the fuck up, there is no bad sonic game
>>559760065The series sucks that's what. They were inspired by the success of early Sonic games and made magic with SA1 and SA2. Where's their inspiration coming from now? Without it, there's only so much they can do.
>>559760924
>>559760227They should really redub the series, without the localization changes. But part of the localization was the orginal soundtrack changing, and SEGA's music licensing is all over the place.
Sonic Fans when the lead female actually acts like a kid and not Sonic's mother
>>559761148Why? What can even be gained?
>>559760196>>559760321Stupid cunts got close to Sonic and died because of it
>>559760864The waterworld pirate dimension was absolutely the worst of the bunch and Dread indeed sucked absolute balls. While I don't like Chaos Sonic I can at least acknowledge he was made with more thought than most of the variants so at least he's got that going for him.>I really like Rusty & Nine. Those two were the reason I kept going most of the time.Same. The fact they hardly interacted in a meaningful way was a let down. Prime, like most Sonic media for years now, suffers from having so few interactions that don't involve or focus on Sonic. Imagine if 95%+ of the conversations in Avatar were just about Aang?
>>559761223A better dub without the localization changes?
>>559759550>>559760864OF COURSE The best part of Prime were the variants of Tails and Amy that finally realized Sonic sucks gorilla shit and wanted to kill him like we do
>>559761475We don't have a good Sonic and Amy for that.
>>559760358Do we have any evidence that this is true (Other Sega dev teams are better?)>>559760960Their inspiration is now coming from the movies because it’s all they’ve got now but the movies won’t last forever either
splendid thread
Imadamy
>>559761193no wonder why her ass smells like shit.
>>559752793she lives a hard life
>>559758391>Watch the first and last episodes of each season and you don't have to watch the restAnyone here can back this up?
>>559760627Cute
Anyone got any suggestions to edit?
>>559761475sounds like a bad idea considering how fans generally don't like most current VAs, they will take early jason any day than current roger
>>559755747Tails Channel Discord?
>>559676506This guy's post generated some interesting ideas last time (>>559678912, 559676939) so I'm reviving it here. Share your ideas, anons!
>>559761891Sure
>>559761917 (me)>>559676939*
>>559761917Sonic Soulslike.Think Nightreign but with Sonic's friends.
>>559761917Sonic but good.>why would it sell?It wont!
>>559761881>>559761578Just replace the game cast, it's not like sonic x (or a modern example, prime) didn't already do that.
>>559761917I love this picture anon.
>>559603448Here's the full whiteboard. Thank you to everyone who showed up!Full-res image is in the booru:https://sthg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19625PSD archive:https://mega.nz/folder/DKBSlDYb#GdR4FN7QFEOFtS_30ZT4_A
>>559762229looks like shit as usual
>>559762229>no ocfaggotryThank God. It still looks like dogshit though, kys Roads.
>>559761917not a game, but if they ever want to do a TMOSTH sequel it'll be cool to see sticks like a protagonist or co-protagonist
I guess that made the Tailsfags mad.
>>559762229Sick ass mecha sonic drawing.
>>559762229that retard on the top left should just kill himself, he will NEVER get better
>>559762229>another boring Lizard>another shitty Minawhere's the balding black guy with his stupid cats anyway
you can tell this place is mentally ill because only gacha games have faster generals
>>559762229That minafag sure is annoying.
>>559762395Nah, fans of Tails love torturing the little guy. Ever read any good Tails fanfics? Pushing the kit through hell and back is a beloved past time.
>>559762395>>559762407What the fuck is wrong with you
>>559762502
>>559762229We don't need the whiteboard when had the real one yesterday.
>>559762229it looks so empty
>>559762229yay sonknux, so cute
>>559762229>No hard feelings TailsbrosI don’t believe you
>>559762507don't look at me I didn't make it. Still cool though.
>>559762573Good.
Sheep wife
>>559762229Good grief that bottom drawing is brutal.
We need a new game, now.
>>559762229Homosexuality is a sin.
>>559762229It’s bad enough Tails has become the whipping boy for Sega, but now the fanbase treats him the same way. I’m fucking sick of it. Nine was right
>>559757430Intense mating press
Wamens day
>>559762229Good job everyone, except to that fag that was trolling earlier and got banned
>>559762229Deadboard
>>559762229>>559762407>>559762502>>559762507>>559762760That drawing of Mecha Sonic brutalizing Tails plus this >>559761917 makes me wonder how well a Dead Space-style fangame featuring Tails would do. The Black Arms can be the stand-in for the Necromorphs.
Sonic makes people worse
>>559763160Interesting idea.
>>559763026I wonder if they regret sucking Zionist cock now
>>559763160I wish there were a Sonic survival horror game that functioned like Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Outlast, or Alien: Isolation.
>>559763269They are jewish, anon. they absolutely would do it again
>>559762229Cool Honey, nice draws
Jesus was crucified for preaching about the Wind.
>>559762229Lovely drawings, especially LOVE the Sage ones.
>>559763269Sonic is voiced by a Jew>where is the mastah emerahld?!
>>559762229Minafag and Roads will never ever improve.
>>559762823New game announcement after the chaotix case files end
>>559761650you weren't supposed to reupload this...you also shouldn't take it into an editor, fix the perspective, then ask gemeni to correct the off camera lighting, then put it back in the editor to retype the watermark with outthe anti ai disclaimer. you weren't supposed to do that
>>559763538at least the credit is still there
>>559763538
Wow, the whiteboard sure is trash.
>>559763269I've heard that Kristen Bell supports Israel. Will the 2026 bombing of Shajareh Tayyabeh all-girls elementary school in Minab, Iran make her change her mind or will she continue to support rh Epstein coalition?
>>559764126 (me)*Tayyebeh
>>559764126>Will the 2026 bombing of Shajareh Tayyabeh all-girls elementary school in Minabare we going to ignore 3 years of genocide so casually?
>2314>2338>2408>2436>2487>2557>2573>2656>3127>3412>4102Wow.
>>559762229
>>559764328>everyone I dislike is the same personcult behavior
>>559764353I see
Now say that 30 more times
uh oh shitboard melty
>>559764353Picking up blobians and shaking them like babies
If you think about it, it's stupid Knuckles didn't ask Silver yet what happened to the master emerald in the future. It would imply he married and had kids...but I guess you can address this plot hole by just making him to dumb to ask the question
>>559764596>"The what? I don't know dude. I've been fighting for my life since I was born!"
>>559764309Let us not. Does she really believe in the same hasbara talking points like "muh self-defense", "muh Palestinians are using human shields", etc? Is she really that blind? I'll be pirating the Sonic Movies. Those evil, Machiavellian, pro-Israel oligarchs Larry and David Ellison aren't getting a single cent out of me and shame on Sega for working with them. Amy would be horrified and disgusted by what Israel and the ZOG government of the U.S are doing in the Middle East right now.
>>559762229I hope Mina remains a fixture for all time. Literally best girl.
>>559763269>>559764126>>559764309>>559764757This is how you retards look.
>>559764757I was already pirating the movies because there's no way I'd be showing up to theaters for this shit
Shitboard cultists doing the impossible to stay relevant.
>>559764740That was only true when he first met them
>>559764757>Does she really believe in the same hasbara talking points like "muh self-defense", "muh Palestinians are using human shields", etc?probably? they are showing the victim card to the unsuspecting goyim. they know and are well aware of what they are doing
>>559763538Could you remove the text too? Please?
>>559764909They've been here longer than you and they'll stay here longer than you.I honestly think you've lost sight of your goal.
>>559764995>>559762573
>become gay>Women start lusting after you
Here's your next free dlc racer, bros.
>>559765138He's cracked the code
>>559764901Sailing the high seas is the way to go>>559764919The victim card is becoming more ineffective day by day. If Kristen Bell really has been fooled by all the hasbara and propaganda and is actually unaware of what's actually going on, then the lord forgive her because she doesn't know what she's doing.
>>559764863False dichotomy
They found a Sonichu medallion in Ayatollah Khamenei's bedroom...
>>559762229Cute SonKnux
>>559762229Sage thighs
>>559764936but anon, i'm not supposed to do that. i'm not supposed to remove the text, then upscale the resolution with comfyui. i just can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcqaF2kdUlA
>>559766146Why are these Japanese artists so pedantic and insistent on not uploading their work on other platforms? Don't they want free publicity?
I was so sleepy I couldn't move
>>559766483they want privacy
>>559764863Since when was calling out jew worshipers a tranny thing?
>>559763026>>559763269>>559763334You think Neal Moritz and all the other Jews at Paramount working on the movies made the actors do the humiliation ritual at the western wall just so they could get the acting job?
>>559766483i understand wanting to get the most traffic to your platform. a lot of people just save art they find online and and have no opinion on the artist that made it. But i just don't see the point of posting work online and thinking you can police what people do with it. i remember yuki imada specificlly had an autistic fit when the shadow manga was fan translated to english, because sega didn't officially release it themselves.
how sega responds to feedback
>>559766974touching the wall is a requirement for high profile high position personnel. it's to pay tribute to who actually runs the place and to send a message through TV. who cares what some holywood clown?
>>559766146Oh darn it. Sucks that you can't do that. Thanks for informing me!
>>559766986I miss eclipse. nice to see fanart of him after 11 years. Man I still remember how excited I was about the shadow fall arc.
>>559767186Japanese artists and corporate bureaucrats simply don't understand that the internet has drastically changed the how intellectual property is circulated. They need to get with the times. In the age of the internet, intellectual demands to be easily accessible for all
>>559767578Japs are biologically resistant of change, both mentally and physically (look at the Jojo guy Araki).
What if Sonic was actually tortured in the war
>>559767328>Amy being lobotomized by Sonic Team as a reaction to the fans demanding that she not be flanderized like how Sonic Battle did it to her
>>559767186if there's one thing we've all learned in the age of social media is the phrase "no such thing as bad publicity" is a fucking dirty stinking lie, I don't blame the Japs for wanting to carefully curate their online presence for themselves and their work
>>559767435(((Larry and Dvid Ellison))) fired movie industry figures (actors, cinematographers, directors, etc) who criticized Israel in violation of the 1st amendment.
>>559767748He would be traumatized, would carry physical wounds that last for months, and would be nearly as serious and hardened as Shadow
>>559767757>turns out battle amy was ic after all. was also that much of a schizo she hallucinates a sonic into existence
>>559767892 (me)*David
>>559767186They're conditioned to serve and align with their superiors from birth. Laws, rules, copyright and corporations are no exception. They don't have the individualistic spirit that most westerners do.The nail that sticks out gets hammered down as they say.
>"I'm sick of sonic's shitty friends slowing the game down">*turns Sonic into a fucking werewolf*i hate sega so much
>>559768316I don't see the problem
>>559768316To be fair, millennials never said "I don't want gimmicks in my Sonic game", just that that they don't want to see characters like Shadow or Cream unless it's someone like Fang or Sally.
>>559768340My pussy just got soaked wet wft
>>559767952Nope. He wouldn't. The SEGA mandates would never allow it.
>Sonic>TraumatizedLmao
>>559768469She rapes fennecs
>>559768550This, Sonic isn't allowed to show vulnerability. He'd just laugh it off and be perfectly fine.
>>559768550"Traumatized? That's off brand and too edgy! Sonic must be safe edgy!">>559768624He'd laugh it off like a psychopath?
>>559768718Sonic has literally always been impossible to mentally hurt. Even the times he was angry in sa2 was just English dub changes
"Sonic isn't allowed to show vulnerability"Because he's not a vulnerable character
>>559768746That's pretty lame. He's not beating the Gary Stu allegations
>he would just laugh it off
>>559768885That was implied, but thank you for spelling it out.
>>559768746that's pretty cool. he really is a cool and fun character
>>559768316They literally can't make a Sonic focused game because then it would be over too fast.
>>559768746This is why no one likes Japanese Sonic
MIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Where did Krack get that character guide? I need more that only use the games.
>>559769093then make a game people actually want to replay and slash the price, not fill it will it with timewasting garbage and expect a premium
They're gonna turn Tails into a robot!!That's horrible!!
>>559769376The games don't have gameplay good enough to make it fun to replay over and over
Is he ever gonna be more than just a potential man to this franchise?
>>559769671Evan destroyed his image permanently so no
>>559768340>>559768527of course not, you just watch someone else play the shit because that's easier to wank to
>>559769671That's what I hope for
>>559769717Good. We need a game focused on femboys
>>559769527they DO when they're not full of GIMMICKY BULLSHIT
>>559768940K
>>559769717Even IDW's OCs are getting a lot more attention than him. It's miserable being a silver fan
>>559769671All the characters are going to be "potential man" unless paramount decides to use them. SEGA doesn't do shit but launder yakuza money.
>>559769819loops are a gimmick and they've been there since the first game.
>>559769819Sonic Team literally only know how to make gimmicky bullshit
i have a boner rn is this normal
>>559769937>DarkSydePhil gameplay
>>559769258Some anon here made them, it was all separate images btw.
>>559770026Probably not, post cock so we can make sure.
>>559769846Ian and Evan are using the IDW comics as a medium to put their queer donut steel OCs into the canon and thereby turn the franchise into their personal fanfic. They must be stopped
>>559744320I like her a lot and I want to be her!
>>559769937loops showcase the core mechanics of sonic's physics and movement. they don't outright replace or automate his mechanics like the shitass 3D games did. that's why the diapershitting retard in the clip had so much trouble.
>>559770240Who cares.
>>559770145https://gofile.io/d/HWejXN
sex with Iizuka
>>559770493>they don't outright replace or automate his mechanics like the shitass 3D games didnot unlike the boosters, introduced in sonic 2
>>559770627Many more anons than you realize
Which Sonic girl would be cuter with glasses?
Scourge my love, who actually shows vulnerability unlike Sonic the pussy
>>559768340You don't know how badly I want the werehog to ferociously ravage my pussy>>559769740I've 100% Unleashed 3 times on Xbox
>>559769937>>559770036It's been so long
Oh no they are going to rape Whisper!
>>559770945Belle since he's his ugly and nothing could ruin her further
>>559770863the boosters introduced in sonic 2, that were a zone gimmick and not a crutch for shit level design, and just made sonic faster rather than completely replace his speed
Erections are a vulnerable state where your body is yearning for another donors ooc for Sonic to get hard
>>559771052Good.
Westoids vs Jap purists
Pairing Sonic with a monarch is a dumbass idea. What Sonic did for Blaze or Elise is what he does with everyone. Causally give life advice to someone who's struggling and then he moves on. He's not gonna stick around to be a bitch's therapist forever and he shouldn't be expected to.
>>559771278Erections are a vulnerable state where you want to kill yourself because you'll never have sex let alone with hot brightly colored cartoon animals
>>559771374Okay.
>>559771374Sally was his childhood friend
>>559770881Yeah but you guys are losers
>>559771424Satamfags understand Sonic challenge impossible
>>559771482we "understand" "your sonic". but we like "our sonic" more. no scram outta here
>>559771408Erections are a vulnerable state where transdimensional cartoon animals micromanipulate the bloodflow of your penis to get you to sin
how do men cope with erections
>>559771534Describe my Sonic without sounding mad
>>559771424And if he had any sense, he'd leave her in the past
>>559771367At least Tails wasn't emasculated here
>>559771556no>>559771561tsk tsk tsk. some cruel nigga
>>559771548Jerking off usually
>>559771556The Actual Sonic
>>559771616>tsk tsk tsk. some cruel niggaI don't fuck with every kid I met in grade school. Unlike shitAMfags, I moved on
>>559771739>I moved onif you "moved on" then you are 100% satisfied with the current state of things.
It's been a week of me waking up with the OP being either cuckolding or gay fujoshit.
archie/satam sonic is the only sonic canonically proven to not be a faggot
>>559771548By cumming
>>559769258>Where did Krack get that character guide? I need more that only use the games.She got it from sthg
If only this place had jannies
Why are people so sexually attracted to the werehog?He looks fucking stupid.
>>559771830We need a Fiona thread.
>>559771917>If only this place had janniesFree blowjobs?
>>559771979You wouldn't get it
>>559771863I wonder sometimes if he only pretends to like Sally because this is completely accurate to JPnic despite stating that he can't verify the Japanese. Sally is packaged with Sonics that completely bastardize this.
>>559771917Its weird how they only moderate some generals on /vg/ then never do on othersShit on the league general gets deleted in 2-3 minutes
>>559771830Whats wrong with cuckolding?
Built for shota cuddling.
>The single Japanese AoStH fan>Scratch is hot AFWhat causes this? Is Scratch really the stealth Tumblr sexyman?
>>559772025>Incapable of comprehending that someone can like different versions of something without mixing them upNgmi.
>>559772127>Japanese superfan of western cartoon>Has relatively obscure character as husbandoBased
>>559772072It is obnoxious, aims to hurt someone and promotes unfaithful people whose relationships don't last longer than a fart. The grass is always greener somewhere else.
>>559772263I think it's funny.
>>559772263Just enjoy the schadenfreude.
>>559771845lewd
>>559772127Holy basado
>>559769258It's from Scribbles or Chroniclesanon.
>blast that negro gaijin head right off
Shadriaing...
making silver a faggot in my youtube animation
>>559772582IC
>>559772582I don't care as long as you make him cute and fuckable
>>559772394Yeah, that's how you survive being a Sonic fan in general. Don't expect anything you want to actually happen. Just enjoy shitting on other people when they get screwed over something THEY wanted.
The only straight hedgehog is Shadow.
>>559768940Disgusting OOC garboo
>>559772582Evan...
And god said:>because you inserted gay shit in my western cartoon, your writing shall forever suck ass
I decided to compile every characters sonic pics who had more than five. >Why? Are you stupid?Only a little. I think the sonic pics are an interesting source of characterization and segas overall impression of their own characters. Unlike the character bios which almost never change, these pics are released monthly and give us unique insight into the day to days of our favorites. I set a limit of five because I think that gives us a good general idea of what these characters are about. With that being said let's get started in analyzing these First up, naturally, is SONIKKU ZA HEJIHOGGU. Unsurprisingly sonic has the most pics, with a substantial amount of them being birthday celebrations. Makes sense, he's the star of the show. There's a few images that exemplify his larger than life, free spirited personality, as well as a few images that show more reserved, self contained side of Sonic, the quiet moments between adventures that seems to show him reflecting and appreciating his world. He also seems to enjoy eating quite a lot.
>>559772072Do Goymericans really?
>>559772634KWAB
>>559772582Based Sonic and Shadow fan
>>559772726>obsessing about americans out of nowhereWhy are you thirdiebrowns like this?
>>559772710Sega hit the Jackpot with Tails's design. In a perfect world, Tails is the Protagonist of this franchise
>>559772845No.
SatAM is literally just edgy smurfs.
>>559763026The only islander I need.
>>559772878And that's fine.
Satam has so many episodes where Sonic clearly has Robotnik in attacking range and does nothing about it.
>>559772875That's a personal opinion, you can keep it to yourself
>>559772878Shut the hell up, tails. Go back to getting gaped by mecha sonic.
>>559772878
>>559772845I don't say he has to be a protagonist, just that he should be written well. A protagonist written like shit is worse than a secondary character.
>>559772634What do you do when a Sonic fan actually gets what he wants, die of jealousy?
>>559762229Gay for my liking.
"Unfortunately, some people were not here to evolve, they are here to remind you what it looks like if you don't"
>>559772878We really trade THIS for idw comic...You really never know how good something is until it's gone
>>559772878Sonic should be edgy.
Why didn't robotnik just carpet bomb the fucking planet when he had the chance to find knothole? Why didn't he just burn the forest down or create some kind of swarming robots that could eat away the entire forest? The fat fucker had the ENTIRE planet to himself and he fumbled it to a bunch of woodland nobodies. Even game eggman has an excuse for this in forces since game sonic is clearly at a higher power scale than satamnic.
>>559772998Go back to shitting on them when they expect a sequel
>>559773142Expecting logic in this franchise is dumb
>>559773142....because a very fast hedgehog and his goons stop him everytime?
First year of knighthood
>>559773142Satam is a very poorly written action series. It's more like a dark childrens series than an action show. Too many action sequences feel expendable. Robotnik could have killed Sonic and friends many times over but doesn't because he's a childrens show villain.
>>559773142Red science was starved because he fucked up the balancer.Happens to all biter food.
>>559772714Next up we have Tail. Sonics right hand dude. To the layman, it might seem like Tails leads a rather mundane life due to the presentation but it's anything but! Tails makes the extraordinary feel mundane with his quiet confidence. Seen tinkering with some advanced gadget or studying some natural phenomenon, with some personal grooming thrown in paints a picture of a quiet, earnest and self sufficient young man.
>>559772878Oh yeah? would you prefer something like this instead?
>>559773089>>559773275IDW is completely and utterly better than SatAM. It isn't even close. Anyone saying otherwise either hasn't seen satam or is too distracted masturbating to Sally.
>>559773240Cute!
>>559773192True. We are hell here because we got the thing we liked exactly one time and then never again
>>559773275i'd prefer something GOOD
>>559772878SatAM and Archie didn't make Tails a sissy coward who wears a dress. just to make things clear.>>559773089We had it too good...
Gigi Detroit's the only one knows how to cut off her tits? Put Evan Stanley in there
>>559773359>too distracted masturbating to Sally.This but also IDW sucks.
>>559773238That doesn't change the fact Robotnik still had the whole planet under his control. He could of easily made an unstoppable army of these machines to the point of completely overwhelming the freedom fighters. Heck just launch a fuck ton of nukes too. There is no way they can stop them all with heavily guarded launch facilities or even hidden secrtet ones placed at far proximities from each other on the planet. ZERO excuses. If I was robotnik I would of destroyed those fuckers by the first episode.
>>559773359I bet you think 06 is good too don't you fgt
>>559773240Made for instaloss to Eggorcs.
>>559773396They are literally grooming Tails into a femboy and no one is stoppingbthem
>>559773374You're too blinded by your hatred you cannot see that Satam is actually good>>559773359Fuck this nigga sayin?! Lmfaooo
>>559773456He didn't want to evaporate his war trophies. he wanted to turn them into robots. he had to have his robot sonic and sally
Why doesn’t Shadow just shoot everyone in the head
>>559773396Yeah but they also just made him literally the family pet that hung out inside sonic's backpack. Not exactly a step up.
>>559773501If Satam is so good name your favorite episode
>>559773248Next we have Nacosu za Ekiduna.Knuckles pics are all over the place. They show us a surprisingly friendly and playful guy who does quiet a few things. There's an air of self care in a lot of it though, from exploring for treasure, getting exciting for a competition against his rival, relaxing with friends or doing some personal gardening, knuckles makes it all look like self improvement.
>>559773582>Being a groomed sissy crossdresser is as bad as heing the kid sidekick that everyone is too protective ofAre you sure about that
>>559773582>the family pet that hung out inside sonic's backpacknot that different from sega's Tails. and he was not a sissy faggot who wears a dress and acts like those "male woman" characters in anime.
>>559768614That's it,Back in the wank cage with you!
>>559773396Japs seeing Tails wearing dresses>haha this fox boy is cute sugoi desu~<3Amerigoy seeing Tails wearing dresses>well you see this is actually [6 paragraphs essay explaining how this Tails is actually representative of Trans dysphoria Boner and that it's indication of Sega's Progressive vision to be more inclusive to target more potential western audience]This is why we can't have nice things.
>>559773825You could have said you like seeing Tails wearing feminine clothes, homosexual
>>559773825I always thought that otokonoko should've just been a girl to begin with.
>>559772878Aosth = Looney TunesSatam = Smurfs Underground = ???Sonic X = ???Sonic Boom = Teen Titans GoSonic Prime = ????
>>559764353I just realized how easy it is to photoshop a penis into her mouth
>>559773660Next we have EGGUMAN.The Eggman is, unsurprisingly, often seen with his robot minion's in artificial environments, his self made element, what is a little surprising however is the aura of general happiness depicted. A far cry from the ever scowling misery pit the American version of "Ivo Robotnik" was, this Eggman can be confidently called a pretty chipper guy.
>>559773952Big Gaijin energy. Please stick to marvel comics nigga
Satam is dogshit made by people who hate Sonic for people who hate Sonic
>>559773979>Sonic Xisekai + space adventure>Sonic Primereverse into the spiderverse>Underground satam the musical
>>559773919I like seeing Tails as an actual female.
>>559773979Sonic Prime = Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
>>559774082breed
>>559774028Can't help it. All I see is a cute girl.
>>559773919What is it with Americans and their tendencies to project their own conscience?
>>559774218>let me larp as some other nationality, that's a good trick
>reee this is ooc and off brand and by people who HATE Sonic.
>>559774082There's an alternate universe where this is legit and we'd be safe from all the degenerate tailsfags.
>>559774025Up next we have CHADow the he- oh my God ...You uh... You can really see the absolute chokehold Maria has on Shadow as a character when you look at all his pics. All but one directly references her or the incident that spiraled his life out of control. It's almost as if Sega is saying that shadows life effectively ended with Marias death and that is very tragic. But at the end we do get a quiet moment of shadow appreciating something new and unrelated to his past and there's an interesting comfort in that.
I don't understand how satam is dark even when you compare it to the other Sonic shows>the buildings are dark and the sky is redSo just like Sonic undergroudn>They say DIE out loud!But nobody actually dies. People die in Sonic X. They also say Die in Sonic Prime and literally everyone dies in Sonic Prime >RoboticizationThis is just a cuddlier version of the zombot virus.It doesn't even happen to sympathetic characters permanently. Uncle Chuck gets saved and Bunnie is fine. Sonic Underground and Sonic Prime both have a heroic character permanently roboticized. In Underground he fucking dies. >Eggman is le dictatorEven Sonic Prime makes Eggman more brutal than this show. Every time the freedom fighters break into his base he stands around talking and gloating while doing nothing. Every time this happens in Prime the eggmen try to kill and even torture the charactersThe darkest Sonic show is EASILY Knuckles. Simply due to the fact that people die, there's swear words, there's sex mentions. They mention a real world tragedy. There is no sugarcoating the concept of death or genocide. Knuckles is objectively the darkest Sonic show.
Luigi gets more respect than Tails
>>559772885SONIC'S BITCH
>>559774424Luigi is consistent.
>>559774387Cute couple <3
>>559774194Yeah well duh that's the point!>woah you're soo pretty girl please be my girlfriend! :D>tee hee baka anon I'm actually a boy haha you're gay :3>wtf? Nooo! I'm gay and like penis now :(
>>559774424Luigi has his moments.Fails is an embarrassment.
Are female gooners worse writers than male gooners?
>>559774384No, we would still have them. We just wouldn't have Creampedos.
>>559774384You'd still have Tailspedos though.
>>559774384>we'd be safe from all the degenerate tailsfags.Rude awakening because I guarantee you a female tails would have twice the amount of porn.
>>559774350Yes. This looks like shit.
Thanks Japan
>>559774696enjoy your hellokitty, I guess?
>>559774424>>559774528Don't talk about Tails like that, His boyfriend respects him.
>>559774449Sonic still gets pegged
>>559774384>>559774384>There's an alternate universe where this is legit and we'd be safe>a male teen with a kid girl as best friend>on the internet>safei see sthg is approaching senility
>>559774423TRVTH
>Sonic & FemTailsMissed opportunity.
>>559774746>retard can only imagine two diametrically opposite flavors of garbageenjoy your job at sonic team
>>559772805When will this racist ass pendejos realize that Sonic himself would hate them?
>>559774424>>559774769Who?
>>559774797No see, that's based.
>>559774387Next we have BUREIZUBlaze the flat starts as a nice character profile shot. A serious and dedicated princess fulfilling her duty, and that makes the subsequent pics all the more fun as they show little peaks and slips into the cat behind the seriousness. These little moments of earnest expression and feeling feel more punctuated when compared to her usual character. She can be a pretty playful girl deep inside eh?
>>559774769I ship it.
>>559774797She'd crush on him hard, yeah. But Sonic wouldn't reciprocate.
>>559774940>This fictional character would HATE you.Holy cringe, go back tourist.
>>559774950No, that's just people who want porn and can't build any sort of story without adding porn and lust themed social dynamics, because otherwise a kid following his hero as ideal person would suffice.Americans can't even invent male characters anymore because a female has more gooning material than a male.
>>559775056FAGGOTS
>>559775141>a kid following her hero as ideal person would suffice.FTFY
>>559775141You're saying that as if the most popular trope in fiction for the last 16 years hasn't been>hairy man in his 40s and in remarkably good shape takes care of little girl he picked up along the wayTo quote someone more popular than myself; It just works. The dynamic just works. Older male and younger female, people love it.
Batman Beyond rapes SatAM.https://youtu.be/WS1s3T-rnFU?si=DtZRVtqEaCLcF5SH
Latinos don't understand Sonic
>>559775247Shit than never happens unless the girl has a crush (amy).
>>559775326I suppose you really love hentai?
>>559775326Something is telling me you'd do something very VERY bad to tails if he were female, eggman.
I don't understand Sonic
>>559774919I mean that is how this fandom operates.
>>559775406>8 year old nerd girl gets bullied for her deformity>cool older guy takes care of her bullies>you fall head over heels because of my gosh he smiled at me.>you start following him everywhere
>>559774991And following her is Trunks.Silver the hedgehog is almost an inverse of tails, thematically, finding the extraordinary in the mundane. The intense joyful energy silver brings to this little moments of normality he was denied really emphasizes his earnest interest in doing all the things he missed out. A dramatic still of the life he was forced to live juxtaposing the rest.
>>559775578Ok, shit that never happens?
>>559775658
>>559774025His laughing at Sonic pic is the best bb one
Everything must be completely in character. Even spinoffs. Even fan fics. Even porn. Even your thoughts.
next edition is cock edition
Nothing ever happens, you would just goon all day and the franchise would be shit anyways.
>>559775792If it's all gonna be dogshit anyway, it can at least be a consistent kind of dogshit
>>559774025>what is a little surprising however is the aura of general happiness depictedI don't find it that much surprising. On the JP side, Eggman was always depicted in a more human way. The Evil madman that's only evil was something only from the American side.
>>559775792>ask what's supposed to be in character>gets wildly different responses
>>559775903Look at Archie. Now reject everything in Archie and you have every character completely IC>butNo butts.
>>559774880>Older sister Sonic & Younger brother TailsBigger Mi/ss/ed opportunity
>>559775891The ova was so good
>>559773248>>559775645>Tails makes the extraordinary feel mundane>Silver finds the extraordinary in the mundane
Because (You) don't want to do anything, or protest when something is bad, everything will always be shit.You may think bullshit like: "maybe if i genderbent this character that would be better" but no, it's just breadcrumbs for worms.
>>559776059When will Balzefaggs realize that it's Silvaze and not Blazver. Blaze plays a second fiddle to Silver
>>559775903Not really. I've noticed multiple types that are still pretty consistent>If it's canon then it's in characterSo these people are fine as long as it's the games, IDW, and Prime>If it's in the games then it's in characterThese people hate any deviation that wasn't in the games and are fine with all the games>If it's from the Naka era it's in characterSo these people will consider everything from sonic 1-Sonic 06 (and sometimes Unleashed for some reason) to be in character with the absolute cutoff being ColorsPurists pick and choose if IDW and Sonic X are okay but all of them draw the line at Archie and Satam. If you really want a controversy bring in the people who see Sonic X as OOC.
>>559776228Because Blazver sounds like you are puking
>>559776193>just protest broLizuka doesn't give a shit though, and Sonic Team is a developer without both vision and guidance.
>>559773825this spot on btw
>>559776316Then your fate is sealed, like the rest of similar franchises with uncaring parents, this too must die because of its canon fatigue. The first thing out there with the same feeling of sonic shall burn this icon of sin down.
>>559773248Next up, why it's Amy rose of course!I'll be honest I'm a little disappointed. In a series that has the potential to show us interesting hidden sides or surprising views of characters we get... More or less what we expect. Amy presents as someone who finds comfort in the day to day, the little things, and in showing appreciation to her world and her friends, but if we're to believe a certain local electrokenetic autist, she's supposed to be more than that. It would have been nice to see some of that here rather than, baking twice, doing her hair and looking at pretty flowers. Hopefully Sega will remember that Amy is supposed to be interesting sooner than later.
writing sonic in character isn't even hard, just write captain america and make him an asexual sociopath
>>559776646wife
>>559776645Kill yourself you pedonigger shit eithout family and love.
>>559776645I already see your ass spamming /vp/ with this shit and now here? Piss off cordie faggot.
>>559776646amy isnt interesting though, her entire identity is not her own, it is constructed on what she thinks sonic desires
>>559776907her identity is why she likes sonic in the first place, dumbfuck
>>559777039>>559777039>>559777039
https://youtu.be/H_5jClVR2wg?si=T2WcJ7xARTKbL5hC&t=467I've always wanted to hear an archiefag complain about windnic just to see if they can make an actual argument. They can't.
