Previous: >>559750158>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>vandalised opkys
Idea: They should release an Umamusume with very large breasts.
https://jiggie.fun/dyzobMhttps://jiggie.fun/dyzobMhttps://jiggie.fun/dyzobM https://jiggie.fun/dyzobM
>>559768874Cygames hire this man
>>559768836>how to avoid making less money>killed the game 3 times in a row>global might be the 4th time
There's just nothing to do.So I started farming NYOpera grandparents.I guess I should have farmed either Healer Grass, Tachyon or Super Creek, but I need that 3* long.Expect my fans to quadruple, Danchou.
why is the game pairing me with these assholes aaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>559768874YES
>>559768916I BODIED S and S+ niggers on my A+ umasit's just how mile works
Want to see/hear something absolutely horrifying?https://youtu.be/BKkqGpvCNGs?si=B6bKizvPtHr5x-oz&t=57>For those wondering, our King Halo VA is a transgender women! Any comments about this will be deleted! Thank you!
>>559768874
>>559768762>tama in the scenario art>this scenarios is shit for her
>>559768912Not might be, it will be the 4th time.
>>559768972old story bro
>>559769012bwo, your mile sparks?
God damn it Cygames. I've already finished my dirt CM aces, why are you doing this to me now? I want to move on from dirt for now.
>>559768915Opera grinding is genuinely miserable. She has way too many aptitudes. I wish you good luck.
>>559769049what the fuck? Does this reset at day change?
Who are you guys using your selectors on? I'm getting smart falcon
>>559768874_
>>559769091I sneed her
>>559769091Brian
>>559768972I'm gonna report it for misleading
>>559754943I want a Tony Bin descendant who likes to play the tongue game. I would pay out the ass to get that fucker to breed as much as possible just to create an entire subbreed of silly tongue horses
>>559769091why does she make this face in her R cardits like she's begging to be mating pressed
>>559769091I'm not poor enough to buy selectors
Can you decide on the fucking name?
>>559769137I want to sniff this Umamusume from Tail to Twin Tails.
>>559768915post your opera training cards
>Grande umamusume Buono alla moda
>>559769091Creeku
>>559768972they got ryanxreddit to voice his favourite uma?
>15 dirt sparks>2 mile sparks>get mile St-thanks, bourbon
Damn it finally happened to me...
>>559769190Licky-chan...
>>559767786I'll do it myself.
>>559769196Ok riddler
>>559769196Are you whaling that much?
>>559769371Now this is done prime humiliation content
>>559769381nyo I'm f2p and larping as a whale
>>559768912It takes something on the level of monkeygate or the summer lotto before they realize they fucked upPeople quitting MANT alone won't be enough to make them think their bottom line is in danger
>>559769457Devilish!
>>559768272._.
Is there jp devs more jewish than cyjews?
up to which uma can you use the buhi ticket anyway?
>>559769510Thats entirely on (You) being a total retard. I pity umas with trainers like (You).
>>559769510The OTHER Oguri
>>559769525SEGA. >>559769547Don't have her.
Leave Ogurin to me
Does Tama-chan suffer her racing penalty in TB?
>>559769091Suzuka or NYopera. I'll wait until the end of Kitasan free rolls to select.
Cygames will announce autoplay today
>>559769525>Are there any JP devs more jewish than cyjews?Fixed that for you SEAfriene.
>>559769086IDK but probably. Just like with free pulls and legend races the first day is often a half day.
>>559769510Run both the Asahi Hai and the Hopeless Stakes and this won't happen
flat == good
>>559769510can't you run the juvenile and the hopless for oguri?
>>559769525SEGAEvery time they hit gold, it turns into shit by unfathomably retarded decisions by the higher ups
do the umas wear pantyhose or tights
>>559769525the AAA devs like capcom and bamco
I wonder what that bro felt when he got >Triumphant Pulse'd
>>559769627There will be nothing to ease the MANT pain. We'll get fucked raw in the ass for the next few months.
>>559769721yes
Remember to save for the throne
>>559769091special week (moda swimsuit)
Is Plancha + Mummy the ideal Unique combo for Pace (original) Oguri?
Oguri ate billions...
>Another "leader" bites the pulse
>>559769371Small edit
>>559769859yes, but any pace that's not taiki will struggle because that combo has a delay unlike with taiki where 30~50% of her unique works long enough to combo into plancha+mummy. put her on late.
>>559769941
>>559769525it's literally a joke among sonic fags that any time sega does something that is a good idea they will somehow fuck it up"
I'll use Creek for next CM
>>559769702>>559769662i wanted the +twenty-something speed triple bubble training w/ kitasan hint during early december
>>559769298Learning Air Groove died shortly after giving birth but lived just long enough to feed her baby made me sad. Then Cygames made it so umamusume Pero-chan relaxes by listening to music by Chopin, the namesake of her last foal and I felt even sadderer.
>>559769732>>559769890This shit is so peak
>>559769570>>559769713>>559770004Thinking about how SEGA has decided to make yakuza kiwami into its own timeline series
>Taiki Shuttle number 1 most popular in /uma/ in the valentine pollNYESSS! I'M WINNARYou can never pretend that taikifags are just doing it for the meta now
>>559770101>>559770004I was thinking of PSO2's ungodly amount of microtransactions.
>>559770130
i wish i had taiki or spe or suzuka or rudolf or ANYONE instead or RICE VILLAIN
Taiki raped me though
>>559770130wrongit's maruzenskyadd total of both versions
>>559770193You do. Look inside your heart
>gas prices about to get wacky so I probably won't be able to afford the selectorsAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME WITH YOUR DUBAI MONEY EBAYAN
>>559770206you cannot add them, as the same marufag could vote two times so it isn't fair
What is mambo's IQ?
>>559770130Those preg Taiki pics you Taikifags posted ruined my perception of her.
I am a ghost writing this postI lost my life when Taiki fullpower hugged me, crushing my entire body and my skull caved in between her boobs
>>559770267It's mambo
A picture is worth a thousand words.
>>559770283Good. Homosexuals don’t deserve her.
I'm just sad I won't be able to use Manhattan Cafe at all during MANT, sucks having an oshi who's only good at one thing
>>559770267Uuuh about ei ei mun
>>559770309what am I looking at? fan run attempt?
>>559770253but what if someone only has 1 maru and voted for the lower one?
>>559770327Can’t you still get rival races on B Mile?
>>559770267little bit above room temperature
>>559770327It could work if you can get her to A med and B mile. That should be just enough to win miles
>>559769905That hair makes her head look big
7 and I do 77 rolls
>>559770130Taiki sex.>>559770370Current CM candidate. The giveaway being the Dirt S.
>>559770419I need some good Mile sparks first, I haven't been able to get any
whenever i hear about upcoming selectors i always get excited until i realize you guys are talking about more paypiggy shit
>>559770513Perma borrow a good mile parent. Getting med A should be easy enough with your own parents.
>>559770402You can get rivals on any races, you just won't win it.
Can I take it easy this week and only 1-2 runs a day danchou?There’s no point in making parents for the next CM until TB right?
>>559770524The SSR selector is free.
https://idolhorse.com/ja/horse-racing-news/world/comment-we-dont-have-a-plan-why-doesnt-racing-know-what-to-do-with-umamusume/Any thoughts?TL;DR versionThe global horse racing industry is largely failing to capitalize on the massive, organic youth fandom generated by Uma. While the game has successfully turned young people into real-world racing fans, major racing authorities (especially the JRA) lack a cohesive strategy to engage them. Article basically ends by arguing that the peak of the franchise's popularity in Japan may have already passed, and the window for the rest of the world to use this franchise to attract the youth is rapidly closing.
>>5597705742 runs and they have to be 1,000,000+ fans each.
>>559770574You don’t need someone else’s permission to take it easy
>>559770568Yeah that's true, I'll just need to clean up my following list a little bit. Once I save up some more friend points and don't need anything else I'm buying more follow slots
>>559770641Danchou, kick this serpent
My bro...
>>559770587sex with an uma cosplayer of their choice for the top 3 that win the biggest earnings of the day
>>559770587just post images/videos of the horses in training and make them your mascots for the stables, or just hire youtubers to become their managers like it's wwe to shit talk the other stables.
>>559770703Torechan
>>559770524The card selector is an event mission, the uma selector is paypig shit though.
>>559770703Old fuck
>>559770735>shit talk the other stables.LMAOOO
>>559770470Are you fucking retarded?Do you WANT to be cursed by Shiraoki-sama?You need to wait until you gain exactly 400 more carrots. Only pull if you go over and need to bring your total down. If you pull with exactly 77777 carrots you are guaranteed to get an SSR.
>>559770587>the window for the rest of the world to use this franchise to attract the youth is rapidly closing.Please do. Besides /uma/ the fandom went to shit the moment global released. The faster it bleeds the better
???You guys play gambling game ... and refuse to put down money? I thought kids were banned from haha gamesGo do some labour kids
>>559770731>sex with an uma cosplayerCan't I just puke in a bucket to get the same experience?
oguri s kennedy
MANT will tank your sprint shoes incomestart requesting TODAY
>>559770873All my Mambros sling sprint shoes anway
>>559770267https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU2FGDXYjJk
>>559770735>YA SEE ASS BLUNDER>SPECIAL WEEK TOLD ME>IN THIS BUISNESS>CHESNUTS LIKE YOU DON'T BELONG ON HIS TURF>THIS SUNDAY AT ARIMA KINEN THE SUPREME COMMANDER WILL TAKE HIS CROWN >AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE SPECHUD SAID SO
>>559770731I wouldn't be able to do anything with an actual 3D woman for me to fuck. I'm a dog chasing cars: I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
>>559770927
Would Doto gaslight me?
>>559770735>MEJIRO MCQUEEN>I'M COMIN FOR U NIGGA
>>559770587>The global horse racing industry is largely failing to capitalize on the massive, organic youth fandomYes and no. On the one hand, the thing that makes umas interesting is that you can see their story unfold and how their rivalries and friendships play out. In real horse racing its harder to see things so cleanly. Sure you get stuff like Rice Villain or legends like Secretariat, but it mostly has to come from fans or the drama between jockeys.What Associations need to do is set up or highlight storylines like WWE and make characters out of the horses. The races don't have to scripted or rigged, but the fans need a story to latch on to. As-is jockeys & stables barely do shit to hype up their campaigns and the horses aren't given any spotlight if they don't race/win consistently.
>>559770283>preg taiki picsyou got it, buckaroo
>>559771002Haha, nooooo….
>>559770873>MANT will tank your sprint shoes incomeWhy?
>burn months worth of saved carats for 1 uma >chances of getting cards are laughable>lose to RNG and meta whaleswhat is the point of playing this game?
Well bros after the 1st anniversary I'm dropping the game, not willing to take an hour to get through one campaign.
>>559771083I love gambling
>>559770735"Hello everybody welcome back to the channel, get ready with me as we plan for (insert uma name here)'s day of training for her big race at the spring teno sho coming up. The weather is clear and the vibes are AWESOME so lets get going to the pool for some stamina training!"
You are contractually obligated to have sex with the uma who brings you the plat
>>559771083there is none, just like there is no point in playing any other video game
>>559771142Proof?
>>559771142phew, I'm safe
>made it to group A>MANT is not here yetwhat do I do with my borrows now? make parents?
>>559771142I never got a plat so I'm still a virgin.
Since wit would be the hardest to train for the long cm, the Unity Finals spark would be better than URA Finals spark right?
>>559771236yea make mile parents
>>559771268but the next CM is long
>>559770981>Put PONOS to VAGOOO>JAM IT IN!>????>Profit!
>>559771083sometimes you beat a whale with your f2p shitter cards and its funny to imagine them seething
>>559770587If there's anything retarded business people like more than making money, it's missing opportunities to make even more money
2/52/52/52/5shit gacha doesn't want me to win. I'm leaving to greener pastures.
>>559771236the only thing that needs doing
>Get breakfast before playing last race of this ticket >Walk a bit for digesting >Come back, match, start the race>All umas are losing, 200m left>It's so over>Suddenly Pulse
Sex with Digitan
>>559771301you need mile and medium sparks to make umas even workable in mantlong umas usually dont run miles
>>559768972Nice dub, globaltards
>>559771301you’re gonna want mile parents for trackblazer so your long umas will have at least mile b
>>559770849Tamamo,you're small-time.
>>559771301Why is every other CM longNobody likes doing them, not even piggiesJust delete them from the game, no one would care
b-niggas have no rights
>>559771301maybe you should read up on mant in the downtime then
And that's 2nd 5 wins.
is S aptitude a luxury in MANTI can't see myself trying to fish for a S distance/turf uma with reduced spark change for long/sprint
Got worried for a second because I forgot how to count and thought MANT was releasing the day after the finals race...
>>559771365>>559771392so distance S doesn't matter for aces now?
>>559771432Why are all posters who use this dog so rapeable?
>>559770981back of the knee
>>559771469no, you still need distance Sjust that you also you need mile B+ to even clear TB
>>559771083>burn months worth of saved carats for 1 umaIt shouldn't take you months to get enough carats for 1 uma. If you have to spark it, it will cost a bit more than you make in a month, but on average it should cost about a months worth.>chances of getting cards are laughableJust plan smart and save big. There is still a chance you can get fucked over by shit luck though, in which case I'd understand quitting.>lose to RNG and meta whalesIf you know what you're doing the odds should be in your favor even as an F2P, because most players are weak or don't now what theyre doing. Learn the game.>what is the point of playing this game?There is none. Gacha games are a waste of time, there are better games you could be playing.
>>559771469What matters for your aces is getting mile/med/long up enough so that they can win in MANT
>activates triumphant pulse>goes fron 6L to passing in a blink of an eyeI hate Nigguri Cap
>>559771469Your track relevant Pink better be 3*, and you better know how affinity works.
>>559771469you'll probably have to split your pink sparksluckily next CM is a hard stamcheck so surviving matters more than having S distance. S distance is still gonna be a huge advantage, but it'll be hard to get while also not dying
>>559771083>still higher rates than hoyoslop>the banner includes all umas or supports released up to that day>it takes around 40 days to get a pity>your pity doesn't reset if you roll early for your targetAnd what you're really losing to are F2P that saved correctly and put more effort into training umas and parents than your lazy ass
>>559771469mile means more racistsmore racists means bigger noombers
What the fuck are you talking about
>>559771640oooooooh nooooooo
>>559771640she wants to marry you RETARD
>>559771469No it still matters for CMs.This is why umas like Cafe will be bad for MANT. Having to bring all those sparks for mile means not bringing the sparks to for the distance you are actually training for.
>>559771640She's going to babytrap you x3
>>559771640Gross clingy bitch
>>559770813>do you WANT to be cursed by Shiraoki-sama?You might be on to something, over 50 rolls in and I've only received one Kawakami copy so far...
>>559771365>you need mile and medium sparks to make umas even workable in mantFunny how /uma/ is still spreading a youtuber gaslight instead of listening to jp veterans.
>>559771640>tell me if youre being nice to me because youre a nice person or if youre into me romantically, but im too embarrassed to say that out loud
>>559770587Nobody gives a fuck about horse races. I like cute cunny anime girls like Mayano and Rice, not a fucking horse.
>>559771346>>559771570Oguri bros how do we stop ourselves from winning?
>>559771721so what are jp vets saying
>>559771721I know what you are.
>no 3 5 wins in a row It's over
>>559771721enjoy junior year without miles
>>559771810What am I
>>559771308I would not risk it, I'm not exactly in the shape required to be pumping a vagoo anyways
I think I will self-learn how to play Trackblazer
>>559771852Indian.
>>559771717Half of the meta for this game is praying to Shiraokia-sama.If you arent doing your Shiraoki reps you will never do well.
>everyone talking how shit MANT is>nobody talking about the actual shittiest scenario - Grand Live
>>559771908Me too. It's not like we're gonna get kicked off the planet if we fail a lot. Winners don't even really win anything
>>559771909No, I'm oguri cap
>>559771950QRD on Grand Live?
>>559771950more like bad live
>>559771894love these two
>>559771987powercreeps the fuck out of MANT
>>559771683I can see why JP players quit during this scenario if you are forced to do parent runs before you can even play it
unity cup be like "so yeah train the entire team in the facilities"unity cup also be like "oh yeah they can also show up but their stats wont level up"great gameplay mechanic cygames leave even training to RNG
Anyone else just planning to take a long break during MANT
>>559772067Anon, that's every scenario if you are actually serious about wining CMs.
>>559771950it will be called big concert
>Teiofag is an IndianOf course.
>>559772067>forced to do parent runs before you can even play it>he doesn't know
This is the best that I could getTell it to me straight bros, how fucked am I in a scale of 1-10?
>>559771987Redundant scenario gimmick. They put random currency onto your stations to buy upgrades, but in reality you just ignore it and buy the exact same shit over and over again.
I put in a front with 1100/600 (1180 with greens) + Swinging Maestro and Pure Heart and it seems to be fine in CM11 even with awful mood. But I'm not sure how much the presence of a runaway Suzuka will affect stamina consumption. Anyone have any ideas?
>>559772073Bit late to be complaining about this, but yeah its annoying how they show up even when they dont have a chevron. It clutters things up and makes it confusing, they should just not show up instead of showing up with a chevron.
>>55977221050/50
>rng game>talk about skillLOL piggie kill yourself
>>559772139I’m probably just gonna bot URA and collect event carats
>his oshi isn't Maru, Oguri or Bourbon who can run every distance with a single distance sparkngmi
>>559772210B is good enough
>>559772210Thats good?
>>559771854You're fat?
My Ogurin was 7th or 8th... This is so peak...
>absolute shitter>even worse track record than King>no G1s>no good races>is somehow in the game over other '98 winnersHowIs it just because of Symboli privilege? Because she happens to be Rudolf's son?This has got to be the worst case of nepotism in tracen
Teiobros… Ovr repvtation…
You can only go up 4 letter aptitude ranks with sparks, you know.
>>559772226stamina consumption for a regular front runner remains unchanged, and very few people will be bringing runaway suzuka anyway because there's no point trying to block angling and scheming when it's only worth half a length or so
Most of this general still doesn't have a plat and whale niggers and sweatlords still act like only their opinion matters, I hope they all suffer. We will inherit the post MANT land.
how do you say "trackblaze it faggot" in japanese?Torakku moyase kono okamaero?
>>559772210>single circle>only triumphant pulse as a useful inheritsorry it's glue
>>559772304exposed toes in racing outfit so it okay
next bred will be butt
>>559772304The horse is a real cutie
>play first ticket>get matched only with S+ playersyeah im dropping out this CM ill skip them till graded becomes A+
>>559772245>>559772264>>559772272You guys are forgeting the part that I would need End sparks for the next cm
>>559772336I was under the impression that Suzuka pacing up the entire lobby would somewhat increase stamina requirements?
>>559772304How would tsuyoshi sex be like be detailed
>>559772423Not doable. Run her late.
>>559772304if sounds of earth can be in the game anyone can
>>559772423Just run her as late, bro.
Fuck this shit ass game
Canopus coded umas are important for the gameUnderdogs are important to sports
>>5597724313 minutes in she’d be coughing up blood all over you
>>559772431Probably like that scene in Chainsaw Man
>>559772431tags: gokkun, vomit, meme50
>>559772423B running style is just 10% wit penaltywho careees
>>559772534It helps that Canopus is the most erotic team
>>559772513Sounds of Earth is just Urara if she locked in
>>559772534They are quite beloved by the fandom
>blocks your path
>>559772534she would be a part of this team
>>559772569>anon when he gets rushed in a long and lose stamina on downhills
>>559772534Training the umas that were underdogs into Undeafeted Triple Crown Grand Prix winners is the best part of the game.
Sex with stallions
>>559772679
>>559772226You can't get Runaway in MANTblazersecret events are disabled
I didn't wake up yesterday but no Marvelous Sunday/Turbo Tuesday this week due to CM and also busy.Next week I will host, for sure!
>>559772785That's gay bro.
>>559772304also still alive today because he somehow outlived all of his peers despite hovering at 1 HP for his entire life
Managed to qualify in my first attempt.Thank you, fuck these S paypigs
>>559772926I am aware. I only need Suzuka to make Kitasan go faster
>>559773006>Oguri
>turned into a complete jobber ever since the arcAre there any exciting umas running right now?
>>559772431lot of gasping for air and feverish sweating
>>559772981Even when the stallion looks like this?
>>559772940
>>559773019Honestly I think you're probably safe bringing just Kita because everyone and their mother are going to be bringing one
>>559773075I'm glad Laisu has a friend. Thank you Urara for making Laisu happy
>>559773039The french broke him...
I'm getting fucking destroyed in round 2. Suddenl front runners like S.Maru and Falco started winning. My Taiki runs past front El in the final corner, goes to 1, then someone else passes El, and thus neither Taiki nor El activate their ult. Kino.
Am I the only one who thinks Creek is too overbearing?
>>559770587>We need to capitalize on the whitewashing of the sport where 90% of them get slaughtered for not being good enoughI mean, sure. But it's not gonna work except for the degenerate gamblers. And they already have real sports where the "players" are either mascots or literal glue depending on performance.
>>559773156I think you're too gay
>>559773156you're either really gay or not used to affection from the opposite sex
>>559773075>Making a ghost rice showerthat's kinda fucked up
>>559773156t. tamabitch
>>559772994Really wish he, the horse, has more online presence. There's like only one guy on twitter who post him
>>559773107Her hair is covering the whole screen
>>559773156I love Creek but I wouldn’t be able to last long with a partner like her.
>>559773156Let me guess, your favourite uma is Ryan?
Don't open
>>559773384AIEEEEEEE
>>559773028it's hoguri so it's sovl actually
>>559773039jantar mantar because his name is funny and he's not related to sundayman so he's somewhat more interesting as a jap horse
>>559773028>as in peak
>>559773156you are gay dude.
>>559773105Massive honsecock
>>559773156She obviously is, yeah. She's also one of the more poorly written characters, albeit still more coherent and likable than say Gold Ship. You are being piled on because gacha players are mostly absolute retards.
>>559773384Wtf is this real?
>>559773294it would be nice to see more of him like doto. I don't know if he's allowed to get visitors or whatever though.
Never seen this happen before
>>559773345wtf is ur problem
Nya
>>559773039>Turfsissies jobbed hard at the L’Arc>Turfsissies got humiliated at home by a Gelding>Meanwhile Dirt continues to be Kino
>>559773006its easy to get S in unity with a wit deck as a poorfag
>>559773636Need this event
>>559769190
>>559773673Same, its a banger song too.
>>559773640>continuesbwo get out of Dubai before they nuke it
>>559773640I wonder how much they regret snipping calandagan
umanko shaving with Raisu
>>559773156>I want to do everything for you up to and including cleaning and feeding you like a babySuper Creek is a Super Freak and I'm tired of pretending that she's not
>>559773506Visiting is allowed, but you gotta contact the ranch (吉野ファーム) to see what’s possible because it’s also a breeding ranch iircThe staff there used to do like a daily blog kinda deal about Tsuyu, and his fanclub puts out regular updates too
>>559773737
>>559771469It does matter, but you won't be able to reach your stat goals without Mile and Medium A. MANT is kinda fucked for umas who can't run mile or medium, but umas like Grass who can run Mile, Medium, and Long will thrive.
>>559773156She really is. You need to understand that most posters here, and I'm not trying to sound mean, are virgins who have never been in a relationship before so they over-romanticize stuff like Creek's lovebombing.
>>559773869no daily blog anymore? at least he's got a fanclub...
https://youtu.be/uDu4koYDrt8
Unity is expiring and I still don't know if the game gives you the ignite skill based on the highest stat or the amount of blues popped on that specific stat
>>559773737japs are on copium and they're sending even more horses over
I was busy on dates and forgot to do my runs.Danchou, gomen... I'll mcqueen into hopeless for my dailies and go to sleep...
Mmmmmmmm
>>559773772losing the 10 pounds of horse cock does matter it's cheating
>>559773964Opposite. Creek is normiebait.>What? She'll do the cooking, cleaning, AND suck me off? And I just have to play like a baby? SCORE!
>>559773654I feel like the variance between 600 wit and 1200 wit is fucking with me.
>>559774109You get more cash if your winning horse can fuck bro
>>559774043Number of white arrows
>>559774109
>>559773982They might still do it, I just haven’t checked in a long time.
>>559771453I think it'll be alright. Every ace/parent/gp during MANT will be affinitymaxxed. Should be good.
>>559773816
>>559772940If only danchou stayed danchou.........
>GUYYYYYSSSSSS I MADE IT IN (no one asked btw) now give me attention>open image>taiki>oguri
My oshis should be able to run every distance in MANT with minimal pink sparks so I'm all good desu
>>559774361...I feel bad now.
>>559773772Wtf why would they do that while still being an active racer
If UMA stands for unidentified mysterious animal then what does UMAMUSUME stand for?
Fuck this game
>>559774472Orange wife wont know what I have in store for her
>>559774525Because he almost killed a ningen bro
Urara would be so sad if she saw you being racist :(
>>559772359torakkubrazu itu homo
>>559774694Urara is pregnant with a black baby
>>559773991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H9znbOD6wA
>>559774614wyd…?
>>559774740and that is your fault
>>559773991This sounds like a mashup of different song parodies.
There are too many w*men here.
>>559774925Trans ones, sure
>You are supposed to throw the rest of your races after you qualify for the finals because the game matches your ELO with other finalists to give all 3 of you a 33% chance of winningThoughts on this latest reddit gaslight?
>>559774925There are no women here.
im a women though...
>>559774989I did that once and still got 3rd place. I might as well lose with dignity.
>>559774989I'd rather win carats than throw games.
>>559775015uid?
>>559775015A trans one, sure
>>559774989I think they stole it from here at least two CMs ago.
>>559774989I wasn't even throwing but just kept jobbing, managed to get in group A, and game still matched me with S ranks on final. I got 2nd though
>>559775067transmission?yeah i like cars.
>>559774925>>559775015>"women"
>>559774989Matchmaking is random
please stop the count...
>>559774989Top tier gaslight
>>559775173its up 8k from last week
>>559775173Just give up it's fine
>>559773991fuku can definitely pull off a "WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB" if she tried
>>559775173okay never mind let the count continue
>>559775173There's no stopping it since the playerbase keeps dwindling. Look at the cutoff count.
>>559775262You are the count
>>559774989I'm pretty sure it's random because I go 5/20 and get matched with whales, then go 18/20 and get matched with shitters and lose because all three fail to trigger skills... fucking hell how does xoguri only trigger 1/4 recoveries with 1100 wit FUCK
>>559775173Getting 75 less carats will brick you so good luck
>>559775252She got a powerful voice. I love her singing. Wish she got more energetic songs
>>559775332She wouldn’t say this
Any woman wanna give me their discord?
>>559775332She might say this, perhaps as a greeting.
>>559774989ogurichad, don't pretend you did not know about this gaslight since Taurus
TWO DAYS! BRING IT ON FOR TWO DAYS
I'm gonna shit my pants if i drop to class 5
>>559775453
>>559773735>>559773673does maya get bullied in this event
>>559775506she is killed and her corpse burned, but then it turns out that was just a pig's corpse with an orange mop on its headthen Tazuna fights God
>>559775369Bot-sama... You forgot your pasta and ecchi image
Haha…
>>559774635they punished him for being too chadly and now they're getting their comeuppance for their hubrisumamusume: pretty derby
>>559774084>datesleave id so danchou can kick you
I got into B finals yayy <3
>>559775506She wants to play Rock n' Roll and Shake Rock is the final product
i have a boner is this normal
>3 races in a row where 2/3 of my girls have bad mood>late startBROTHER
Oguri "If Losing, Win" Cap
Good morning
>>559775616depends
>>559775639Its all your fault
>>559775603Fuck you
>>559775691yeah anon should of rubbed their feets
>>559775665Yo
>>559774989It's true though? You retards realize that the game's been datamined to death? The problem here is that it looks at your horses' ELO, not the general ELO, so you can't force job your races with C umas
Son
so gold ship only needs 1 mile spark to be good in MANT?
why did they make kita such a jobber in season 3?
>>559775665Hello
>>559775603Congrats new bro>>559775641That better be an A group race
>>559769091this fat titted cow, for the sole reason I like her voice when she cries
>>559775701what did I do...
>>559775796The "gaijin accent" gets me everytime
>>559775796She is a surprisingly likable character too, although there isn't a whole lot to her
>>559775839Japanese woman pretending to be an American woman speaking Japanese is a good one for sure
>>559774989Nice try, but it's a 4chan gaslight
>>559775716>>559775770HELLO HELLO
Sure, there *could* be women here. It's not unlikely but why would women be here? Most girls thrive off of attention meaning they actually have no interest in hobbies such as umamusume but the attention it brings. There are many places to seek out attention that are better than 4chan, you'd be stupid to come here for attention. I know the meme where you guys say women are stupid, yes you are correct in most cases but socially women, even the most smelly femcel are a lot smarter than you guys. Twitter, discord and even Reddit are many times better than 4chan in terms of being the centre of attention. On the otherhand there exist some women who in fact do like umamusume and maybe find the whole raising a horse girl to be cute but you didn't hear that from me. These girls will post on the chans because this hobby is rather shameful and do not want any attention and just want to be treated like one and another here, to call someone a nigger and be called a nigger and receive true equal treatment, it's really simple. Which means they would obviously never reveal the fact that they are a women. The (you) reading this could be one, I could be one, but you just will never ever know. Then finally there are trannies who because of the way they look, are completely unable to pass irl, ugly self-indulgent fucks, transitioning from male which by all accounts is a superior and responsible gender to female is cowardly beyond anything they can do. At least you can somewhat respect ftms for wanting to take the tough road. These people will not be able to fly on Twitter, for as soon as they post their face people would know, thus they would come onto anonymous places to larp as women or infiltrate female spaces as a fuck you to women. I hate these things so fucking much I just want to talk about champion meets and my oguri fuck you fuck you fuck you im just so tired
I aint reading allat
Don't make any assumptions now.
Got my last nice speed stack on Aoharu. It was fun
I find Taiki’s in-game depiction extra funny because the real horse was a total unhinged angry bastard until he settled down in retirement, and because he probably has one of the best records out of any of the umas.
is it safe to queue?
>>559776161nah
>>559769091I'm not 100% sure yet, but my penis craves Maruzensky and I know that's the #1 metric to consider in gacha games
I hope you guys didn't use your SSR shards on FM. You only get 5 of them a year. Surely you didn't waste it on a side grade card?
Whomst are you guys racing in the legend races first? I'm close to completing Mac but Taiki is better isnt she
>>559776097Would be nice to have a daughter uma for once. For (You) umas are getting too generic.
You can use Kitasan, FM and Creek for years
>>559776113>>559776005I hate cb posters
>>559774989there is no elo, redditrs just have elon derangement syndrome
>win against anons in practice rooms>lose against worse umas in the actual CMHAHAHAHHAEvery fucking time
>>559776214I'm hoping Tact would be daughter-like when she finally comes out.
>>559775721I feel like its a combination of both so you cant go to a much lower rank with decently build umas, but at the same time casuals has already dropped the game anyway and were expecting paypigs who didnt qualify and sweaty players as competition for round 2. Theres a possibility in the near future when f2ps can actually have low ranking for the championship round if they manage to qualify starting GrandLive due to the cap increase.
1* power
>>559776005something tells me a woman wrote this postOnly a women would yap so much instead of just saying "i hate trannies"
Nice speed eaters, my good sirsHow the fuck did the Falco die and end up in 6th, she had like 600 stamina
>>559776340probably still worth it as a MANT grandparent if you won a ton of races
while on the train today i saw this dude wearing a crinkled ass unbuttoned lab coat (why) (dude was wearing shorts too so that was inappropriate lab wear plus lab coats are not meant to be taken out of labs anyway) and immediately thought yep that there is a tachyon fan
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>559776416kingu wouldn't say this, her daughter is retarded
>>559776210Mile and Sprint CM are still far off, might as well do Mcqueen. Will you make it for the long slop I doubt it.
>>55977639318 ranked wins
>>559776372Goddamn, how is urara dodging debuffs
>>559776394that was me
>>559776161I just got floored 0-5
>>559776394Here is your (You)
She could literally win the CM for you if you just make her Dirt AAllat debuffs and you still lost to an Urara
>no event>MANT isn't until the 12thFuck it. I'm flatlining until MANT comes.
I've never looked up anything MANT related, am I fucked?
>>559774989>thought my secrets were safe>someone leaks it>retards still don't know how to sandbag even after finding outkek
>>559776568>DominatorI see someone's reusing old debuffers
>>559776591No, you are unironically better off than most people here
>>559776591If you have a functioning frontal lobe, you're going to do fine
Crazy last week were still above 35k Now on Trackblazer week were below 35kCyjews better stimulate Global server with carats to keep it alive.>>559776587You could even do 1 race a day. I dont care.
>>559776587If you don't make up for the lost fans, I will キック you on the 19th
I sandbaggedUnintentionally, because my girls kept losing for some reason even though they did extremely well in the practice rooms
>>559776416
>>559775721so what does it do if you train a completely new team with zero history, just for finals?
>>559776591Racing is easyYou are fucked in terms of items usage knowledge, better watch a video or two.>>559776642>>559776621These two are gaslighting you already we havent even started yet.
>no SSR events at all until classic septembershould probably just reset, huh
>>559776648there is literally fucking nothing to do until the next scenario hits, how is this even remotely surprising
>>559776642Sex with sweepy
sweepy gets the tippy
I'm gonna order burgers with extra pickle.
>>559776806>>559776840yada
>>559776648>>559776745Oops sorry posted the old image
>>559776701>>559776416retards
>>559776591You buy items to prepare for dps windows, and PARSE
>>559776591If you need a guide...
>>559776851>SEAfag
>>559776642my pov lying on her lap
>"I'm using my oshis(meta) <3">round 2 starts>removes 1 of the "oshis" and an "oshi" that has 10 gorillion debuffs>still lose to my Oguri who's not even that goodYou mfs are pussiesAs Rudolfposters say >you guys are fucking retarded
seconds before reset
>>559776857DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO
>>559776930say that again to my witlet uma see what happens
>>559776851
>>559776005>>559776113I dont want to read this, can you give me a summary?
Ive been using my oshi debuff neicha since round 1 thoughbeit
The Symboli umas are very serious racers.
I got demoted
When should we get the QoL announcements?
>>559776930Kek, I raced against a lot of debuffers tooLuckily End Urara ignores themIf I didn't build an End Urara, I might have been fucked
>he still thinks we're getting updates on MANTlol
>gaslighting>check time>its the germans againEvery time
they're gonna ban all the botters when TB rolls out. Trust the plan
>>559777079It’s true
>>559776861>>559776960Imagine jobbing by 9 points
The next uma posted is my wife.
>>559773156Super Creek would be the worst Umother. She would raise her kids to be week little momma's boys and girls with no agency of their own.
anyone has list of uma pieces appearing in G1 races. Saw Digitan in Feb stakes and think I missed the news
Sex with ningens
>>559776892goddamn i want to rape dober
There are 'people' who find this attractive
>>559776930I saw one grass debuffer and 3 urara debuffersWho made this gaslight? and why is it suddenly everywhereI only had one race where everyone was honest and I lost that race to a Smaru
I'll probably quit Uma when Steam and Google force us to upload IDs
Bwos I think I'm turning gay... my tastes..are changing....
>>559777378lolMy steam account is old enough to drink
>>559777383Kris is my beloved autism wife
>>559777378My account is older than most of you
>>559776740this run ended up nothing but well rested and eating events and was still absolute trashprobably because I got dirt S in the first inspiration, the old classic>>559777378>Google>whenhuh?
My favorite part of the day is seeing chrono update
>>559777036I just copy pasted it from above, I didn't even bother reading it
HOOOEH ARIGATOU
>>559777312I’d take Kiryuin over 95% of the playable roster
>>559777383Smash, Train, Pass, PassNext question
"Thanks, bitch"why did Falco say this
When does Curren Chan go live
>>559773039>only one race since L'Arcat least wait for after Osaka Hai to check how he will do while fully rested
To the anon that said "good luck on Urara", I only got 10/20 this round, they're all UraraMy Pasa and Oguri got killed by debuffers a lot. Why are they suddenly everywhere?They just die but Urara ignores them(?) and keeps accelerating, even after getting speed eater'd
She's here!
>>559777654>bro didn't get the fansly link
>>559777832Blessed
>>559768762Reminder the best players consider MANT the peak of Uma MusumeOnly if you are bad at critical thinking and decision making you will get filtered and drop the game
>>559777785wtf is a pretijus>>559777832UNSEAL HER
>>559777870buy an ad
>>559777832holy carp
>>559777324Get in line
>>559777848>>559777883She looks really cute too.
>>559777785speed eater doesn't hit the backlineit's 5 closest uma behind
>>559777870>The peak>Followed by 4 other scenariosEh?
>grand live doomposting has already begun
how the fuck is ura finals s tier
And both together
>>559777785I might have seen you. Did you ever finish 2nd in a race where random ass Gold City won? I remember looking at mile S, pump, pulse and rushing gale on someone's Haru.
>>559778036Cute
>>559777870UAF should be G tier, onsen should be C tier, DYI KINO should be above all. What a shitty tierlist.
>>559778036The burden she carries is a heavy one
>>559778000URA was the start and still remembered very fondly of by JP, also helps that URA got buffed later on
>>559778152Are the japs retarded
>>559778036Where can I buy these?
I don't think I'll be skipping MANT because of the scenario at this rate. I might just be quitting because I'm bored of the game
>>559778186I don't think being Japanese shields a person from the workings behind the standard rule: Gacha players are retarded
>>559777407>>559777450and? Your account will need certification that you, and not your son (for example) is playing on it.
>>559778212But you'll still be around the thread shitposting right?
>>559778106That's probably me? because I did lose to a City, not sure if it was the OG or Kimono but it was definitely a CityI also looked at the other End NYUraras and they didn't take Rushing Gale but It's On insteadI only took it because the team didn't reach S rank during the run lmao
>>559778114>>559778117>>559778145And if you always wanted to know what goes on inside of Mr. Nyan head: It's Fuku.>>559778194I preordered it months ago after they announced it on uma jp twitter. I got shipped last week from my proxy service
So given that there still hasnt been an announcement for a prolonged maintenance, we probably arent getting more early balance adjustments/evo skills, huh
fuck you danchode you can suck my ass
>>559778257probably no
>>559777383Well at least you're not lusting after literal boys like Chev.
>>559778313>GoreBro wtf
>>559778318that's a pretty small bar for your carrats bro
>>559778236
>>559778354Sex
>>559778281You are ironically winning because of Rushing GaleIt's a huge gamble but if it hits, it HITS, adding Pulse, go NYOOOOMMeaning you are luck shitting and hitting Gale A LOT
>>559777883Probably Haru miswriting the word prestigious.
Matikanetannhauser
>tallyingFUCK
>>559778525>wasting luck and hitting RG at the right time instead of luckshitting the gachaLMAOOOOO
Matchikatchitawnhowitzer
>>559778361Beats me. He comes with a pouch per item page
>>559778525?Doesn't everyone say rushing gale is shit?
>>559778685It can proc on any straight so it’s inconsistent but if you get lucky it owns
I feel like I train a Pasa for every other CM. Is she the unsung hero of uma musume?
Mambo
>>559778748if you run a taiki or pasa you didn't win the CM
>>559778760
El Condor Caca is the biggest jobber there is
>>559778797shut up nerd
Mämbö
Why the fuck are El's tits so bigIt's distracting me
>>559778859do a quick fap before starting El's career
>>559778748Her ult is suddenly usable for the last 2 CMs. She was nowhere to be found before the sprint CM
>>559778748She is the strongest
>>559778748This but Ogurin
wtf is this?do I have to be on the lookout for certain races with extra rewards??
>>559778998digitan gives you stars for feb stakes
Hello allen danchou, please accept this post as my formal letter of resignation for next month when trackblazer launches. It's been great. Thank you.
>>559779024is it the same for everyone?how often does it reset? it says 1d remaining there
>>559779052You should be a man and post in club too
>>559779115No thanks Ryan
>>559779079yesyou will see a star icon near the race button it's hard to miss
>>559779209thanks bwowonder how many of those I've missed
>>559778748I'd love to have sex with her because I like umas the more I train them
Sex with Ayabe
>>559779394With a donky musume?!
next thread will be better
>>559778998It is always February stakes and it is daily for 3 days
Do not have sexual relations with your trainee. They are your student. It is immoral and illegal.
>>559779457Yes
>>559779546doto says this to keep the competition weak
maruzensky please let me hit that!
>>559779634Is that allowed?
>>559777870
Why is it gay to fuck Umas that look like boys?
>>559779657Make me stop
>>559779536fuck that, you can't tell me Maru is still a student. HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN A STUDENT
>>559779536I will have sexual relations with Tazuna
>>559779546
Everyone calls forever young a nepo baby but Haru Urara has nothing going for her and she still landed a scholarship in Tracen by the decision of the director
I just realized how chubby s.maru's chibi is.
>>559779770Urara is the glue that holds Tracen together. The SOVL of Tracen, if you will.
>>559777870>MANT and TL in GOD>>559779660>MANT and TL in Ehmmmm
>>559779821Haru sold me glue by the corner of Tracen in 89
>>559779821oh shes glue alright
>>559779892Haru wouldn't do this...
:>
>>559780014Disgusting vermin
>>559780037don't say that...
post winratesmy S. Maru is better than Falco so its as expected that she performs better, while I'm surprised that Oguri is getting somewhat consistent wins.
>>559780117>140% winratedamn that's crazy, i have like, half that
>17 years old
>>559780117>s.maru and smalconyour mom is a hoe
>>559780157yeppey
>>559779770
The canon way to breed rowdy and aggressive Umas
I fucking hate Taiki and Falcon.
>>559780215why?
Would Daitaku and Curren let me slurp their pits?
>>559780117
>>559780367No, maybe Agnes or Narita would.
She is the people's umadolShe is a hero
>>559777832>>559777928>she comes with the catcute!
I want to be a third wheel
more like the people's umahole
I'm GONNAI'M GONNA DEBUFFFFFFFFF
Thank you, Ulala.
>>559780504Pokke...
What's sex with Symboli Rudolf like
Not so Marvelous
>>559780691Dick jokes...
It's year 5 Uma and the best parents for general pace chasing are still year 1 Umas...Another soonish Uma you'd want to long term invest to is Nishino Flower. Best parent for short and mile races.
MANT soon...
>>559778685It's extremely inconsistent, because there's always early straights where activating it is almost useless. And it still might activate too late, even if it activates on the final straight. It's slightly better than normal on this track because acceleration takes longer due to the uphill. But it's still strictly inferior to pretty much any other late race accel. Still, it CAN late rate accel you to victory. If it's your best gamble sure, yolo. But you should have better gambles.
>>559780774Proof?
Would Meek let me lick her pits?
I feel like the playerbase is thinning out and all the ones left are the strong players. I didn't saw much shitters during day 1 all were either S ranks or A+, and the A ranks below were already the minority.Same with Round 2. I usually queue this time to get matched with weaker or trainers my same level but I kept getting with S ranks instead.This CM might actually be the last CM for some players.
when is MANT
the only downside of the sweepy SSR is that we don't get sweepy teasing us in her child swimsuit in her event story but instead we get 3 side plots that don't even form a coherent story
>>559781162check the OP image
>large girl getting dominated and choked out by a significantly smaller girl>Getting forced to comply>Getting called a good girl mockinglyJesus Christ this shit hits all the right notes godamn
>>559781213I can't read
>>559781146I saw plenty of B+/A timmies in round 1. Round 2 has a shit ton of S+ though
>>559781243tomorrow after reset
Wait I'm retarded.I thought I could wake up, watch my finals race, and then play MANT.I hate timezones.
ryan LOVE
>>559781448Foolish bastard
>>559781464>bullying ryan
>>559781464Nobody says this.
>>559781146I think the only ones who still cares about CMs are the tryhards. The usual players are fine with group B and some are memeing for screenshots to share online.
>>559781464>>559781567wtf
>>559781146I'd probably embrace group B if I cant compete anymore which is projected around grand live. I still managed to qualify for A finals this CM.
>>559781652Ramonu is so ugly
>>559781464
I'm a day 1 player and I don't even know what a CM isI do my dailies then piss off
>>559781764mambro..
>>559781764mambro…
JUVENILE FILLIES
>>559781720don't shay that...
>>559781779>>559781797
>>559768972>mr president, we have reached the critical level of cringe
>>559781652Ramonu's so beautiful, I want to defile her with a bastard pregnancy that would bring shame to the Mejiro lineage.
>>559768972Curren has the best EN dubLmao at King Gaylo
>>559781764holy casual, this is why I want to move away from B+ clubs. We live in different worlds entirely.
>>559781764>am*ricans
B+ is the best and comfiest
>>559782054>King Gaylo>Pinned comment says: our King Halo VA is a transgender women! Any comments about this will be deleted! Thank you!>First reply reads: Didnt even notice, theyre really good, cant wait to see more of themLMAOOOO going global really is a double-edged sword
>>559782054My imouto is so beautiful…
>Only 4 days left before the game loses half its active playerbase
What amazing whites! Sure hope the blue is good
>>559782236Which onesThe paypigs, the f2p, the casuals, the tryhards?
>Didnt even notice, theyre really goodDid he mean that the women he knows all have masculine gay ass voice?
>>559782202>>559782303Im picturing in my mindLandwhales could have that voice.
hello ?
>>559781947>anons are so ugly, repulsive, and unlikable that they can only fantasize about destroying beautiful things because it would feel too unrealistic to have normal fantasies insteadlol
>>559782559fascinating post
>>559782559>>anons are so ugly, repulsive, and unlikable that they can only fantasize about destroying beautiful things because it would feel too unrealistic to have normal fantasies insteadliterally me. teiobro btw
>>559776930>One guy runs debuffers>I overstammed>Third guy didn't
what is kitasan black's panty color?
So when will they sell a character selector?
>>559782696Black
This is fucking huge!
>>559780203>cafe>rowdy and aggressive
>>559782559As a guro fag, yeah I guess
Fuck itNo daily for danchou then
>MANT hasn't started casual CM players are thinning out already>meanwhile carat hoarders still hoarding and waiting to pull year 5 cardsWhales are the only playerbase at that point
>>559782734crazy
>>559782839[devastating news]
next scenario will be worse
>>559781146I saw a bunch of shitters in Round 1, they're definitely still here.
>>559781229I'm not a fan because it's just wildly out of character for Stego who has absolutely 0 issue with playing along with Goldship's BS, even when Goldship throws a tantrum. There's an event where Goldship complains about Stego messing with Goldship's stuff and taking her bed back because she's always gone, and that meant Goldship won't have her king size bed anymore, and the mess that accompanied it, and instead of being...well like this she just plays along with Goldship''s games and makes a bigger mess in their room in which causes Fuji to tell them to get their shit together and to not destroy their room with their games. Even afterwards you come across them and get to choose if they race back to the Dorm or play some other weirdo game (that drags you into it)
HOLD THE LINE BWOS GRAND LIVE IS THE SEASON 1 FINALE OF UMA MUSUME ACCORDING TO JP AND IT WILL GET BETTERTRUST THE UMA PLAN
When i try to launch sweepy i get a no device selected even though my mumu player is open does someone knows how to fix this ?
>>559782891No it won’t
umankomusume
>>559782836the game honestly isn't fun to playI wanna pull for horses but I'm forced to pull support cards or else my account is brickedno pity sucksrunning rng careers over and over isn't funCMs are getting repetitiveeverything is kinda mehthey should really focus more on the honses it's what sells the entire game to people and yet they put all this shit in that nobody really cares aboutlike they added that "go on a walk with you waifu" thing just recently in jp, right? that should have been a day one thing on release, that's what people want
>>559782990open requirements.txtlook for paddlepaddle-gpuremove the -gpu bitrun pip install again
>>559781146>>559782836I think the players who pulled for umas are already quitting since they already enjoyed the game. Hoarders are hoarders until their preferred honse or cards come outSo, yeah. The only ones left are whales and F2P players that planned for meta and whose main objective is CM. In the end the game is a glorified visual novel anyway so normal or casuals can still enjoy it without participating on CMs and doing dailiesFor me I'm just waiting for Mambo and try MANT and enter her on a CM and then maybe quit till grand live if MANT turns out to troublesome
>>559783114paddling sweepy
>>559783093>ke they added that "go on a walk with you waifu" thing just recently in jp, right?No Umasanpo has been a thing for a while it just became permanent in JP recently
>>559768972Never post this ever again. Not even as a joke.
uuuuuuuu umasanpo
>>559779660Unity is NOT better than URA FinalsWhich means this chart is liesWhich means Trackblazer is godlike
>>559783114but i want to use the gpu acceleration will it deactivate it ?
>>559783020Yes it will
The only card Ive pulled for was Kitasan Negro
>>559783204>it just became permanent in JP recentlythat's what I'm saying though, they should have done that from the start like I wanna be able to do that NOW and not in 3 years or whenever they finally put it in globalI don't understand how they don't understand what a gacha audience wants it's the simplest thing ever just give them the waifus and let them interact with the waifus that's what makes people spend money
>>559779660What is the criteria for this because how the fuck is Onsen that low but Tucker that high? Beyond Dreams, outside of the lack of a real rival, isn't even bad either.
>>559783169it's only a good thing if people who don't like the game actually quit instead of repeating how they're not enjoying themselves while they keep playing
>>559782281A bit of everyone
>>559783169>The only ones left are whales and F2P players that planned for meta and whose main objective is CMI am neither of those
How come you can hear from a femoid's voice if they are ugly
>>559783310yes it will, i personally don’t use it and changing paddlepaddle is what fixed it for me
>>559783379>I wanna be able to do that NOW and not in 3 years or whenever they finally put it in globalYou guys are capped at bond level 10, the animations are repetitive, you're overblowing Umasanpo. 30 bond points a day (15 if you get lazy with your dailies) is fucking nothing in the grand scheme of things and you're not going to be sitting there watching the <5 second animations every time when it's the same shit every day.
>>559783169When I see most of /uma/ in Ananta general in a few months, please dont bring the culture of gaslighting there and just leave it here.
Man, I fucking love Taiki, Falco, Oguri, S.Maru, Smart Falcon and El.What a great CM.
>>559783341ok you have convinced me
>>559783484>you're not going to be sitting there watching the <5 second animations every time when it's the same shit every daylol
>>559783592this is a bigger cast than any previous CM i remember
>>559783592How horrible Sounds be Gold Ship Gold Ship GoldShip
>>559783592>Falco>Smart Falcon
The lack of new npcs to molest is what will kill global.
>>559783592you said Falco twice
>>559783592every CM is like thisyou see the same 3 meta picks in every lobby and then a smattering of other occasionally umas mixed in. the game doesn't reward you for thinking outside the box so (almost) nobody does it.
>>559783838FALCO LOVE
>>559783826I need her
>>559783870Definitely doesn't help that training umas for dirt blows dickI'd love to run more aces but praying for inspirations to hit dirt A is agony
>>559783381Onsen is a RNG fuckfest where every guide just tell you to "get good lol"your auto run can get higher stats than you trying your bestnew scenario arrived already and still nobody know how it worksTucker is super stable always getting high stats (because of the dev fuckup)
>>55978316990% of the hoarders are going to quit the game before they actually use up their stash. The other 10% will quit right after using it and realizing they have been torturing themselves for months for nothing
no horny
>>559784042Why is cow so big?
i need pictures of falco CRYING
>>559782559gold city gawd btw
am I really gonna have to buy uniques to win races to make this parent?
>>559782559she ain't lettin' u hit lil' bro
>>559784237yeah she’s pretty miserable
I genuinely hate all of you.
>groove keeps denying me from spurtWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
>>559784042New alt when?
>>559784308Whats my bro planning..?
>>559784410Thanks. You too.
>>559784410Dober...
>>559784447seamonkey hours are here, time to queue
>>559784410doto…
>>559781289source?
After a mare runs a non-g1 race, I find her sweaty bloomers and bury my face deep into themSNIIIIIIIFFFFFFF
>YOU CAN'T LE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
>>559784410You really just hate yourself for staying here
>>559784410we know rice
>>559782891>>559783020>>559783341>>559783617Dotoposter rape
>>559784662 Digitan doesn't draw though that Kiseki
I have never seen a smart falcon win
>X.Oguri has A Mile/Med>S.Maru has A Mile B Med>V.Bourbon has B Mile A Medthis is inevitable
>>559784447
>>559784704>has a deadline calendar>doesn't draw
whales are here don't race I won btw
>>559784697>>559784697
>>559784434AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559784837retard
>>559784748based
We LOVE Teio!We LOVE McQueen!We LOVE Kitasan!We LOVE Bourbon!We HATE Nature!We HATE Rice!We HATE Duramente!
We love Nature here, actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHP8FriMIJQ
What do I need to know
>>559779281Afaik we got that once a couple of months ago giving 5-7 star pieces per day for: Gold city, anime Teio, Regular Maru and Taishin
>>559784871Why did Agnes dye her hair?
>>559777312...while Meek watches
>>559791849uma sex with ningens
