Previous:>>559784697>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>559802038yep, based!
schniffen das boot
I have a confession to makeI wish to roll naked in a bed with Gold City and lick her body all over right after she wins a race and is all sweaty from it
>shit eating general
Digitan LOVE
be honest, do you sweepy or not?
Yappy Yeppers, like Yeppers suggested
I fucking hate you /uma/ I really fucking hate youYou are soulless retards
I hope yall brush your teeth like 12 times a day
Teiobros are being weird again
new cryer
>>559802249of course
>>559802279man i used to dress like that back in like2003
>>559802279Winning Ticket would never say this.
>Wake up>Do one MANT run (2 hours)>Close the game>Uninstall
>>559802280I haven't brushed them in 17 years and only just started a few months ago
>>559802391>need a bot to play his game>needs an alpha to fuck his umawife
>>559802279See this is why I don't want you to spend time with Doto
yeppers
>>559802423hooey wow, look at this, that's me!
>Extremely outclassed in SPD and PWR compared to the 2nd and 3rd place (200~500 stat gap).>Less skills than the other 3rd place.>Worse aptitudes than the 3rd place.>WinsHow the hell is the champion meeting calculated?500 PWR gap and inferior aptitudes are meaningless but somehow a shitty 16 difference in WIT and 127 GUT makes all the difference?Let that sink in, 500 FUCKING STATS DIFFERENCE AND AN APTITUDE RANK IS MEANINGLESS.Since the "big" update that let players know what options did in career mode the whole champions thing feels random.
>>559802249you think I'd willingly install spyware on my machine? It could only happen by mistake
>>559802429Thanks anon, you made me retch just thinking about it...
>>559802283>>559802543I was waiting for you
>>559802249of course not
>>559802543The shorter the track the more of a gamble it is
>>559802391HotI wish an artist did this with Kingu
>>559802493TRVKE
>never hit S rank before>hit it for some reason with urara>next runs on other umas started to become s ranks>not really doing anything different?This is some bullshit
>>559802543PVP IS ACCEL GAMEISACCELGAME
>>559802249yeah of course i will roll for sweepy
>>559802543t-this is group B right....
>>559802249Not YET
>>559802543the more you look the worse it gets lmao
>>559802543Rushing Gale rape victim
Embrace Taiki Shuttle.
>>559802543Group B looks so sovl
>>559802683You must have paid recentlyCongrats pig
>>559802543sfv + rushing gale = winneither falco nor urara have good skills
what is your favourite /uma/ inside joke?
>>559802249yeah
>>559802543>I will fail to get in A finals and get the same gibs as these people
>>559802543They took the gamba and it paid off
>>559802249Brother I am the dev
>>559802683You clicked wit more than usual
>>559802948Do we even have inside jokes?
>>559802948The Epsatano files
>>559802948OYL
>>559802330cute boy
https://x.com/versailles_farm/status/2030943677519135181
>>559802948i like it when they say "don't say that..." in response to a rude post
>>559802948Evil Doto always makes me laughCan't believe nobody thought of that before global
>>559802948The existence of falco fags
>>559802249Why would I?
>>559802948
>>559803183My bro and granny...
>>559802886whether i want it or not
>>559802886
>>559802948something something the buhis are the ones behind the teioposts that ruined the teiobwos' image
>>559802948>post with image of an uma>uma would not say/do this
>>559802948Piggyposting is funny, not even with hostile intention towards actual paypiggies
Taiki is also evilShe knows her trainer, me, is getting a boner whenever she hugsShe keeps doing it anywayNo wonder she's friends with DotoEvil ass horses
I see you haven't responded, next time check your arrogance before posting you piece of shit.
Doto is NOT evil. Just very clumsy.
>>559803423She's just american
>>559803423Does that make Fuku also evil? She's also friends with them
>>559802948"don't say that..." is actually /uma/ exclusivewe're also the only one left who's still calling cryer - cryer
>>559802948devil dahby
>>559803423Shoulda kissed your horse
>>559803534hmmm.....
Doto is a little evil, but that’s okay
It's a BIG day in Japan right now
Doto raped me but no one will believe me
>>559803583fuku is the evilest
>>559803978It was an accidentShe tripped and you just slipped in
>>559803583>gaslights her trainer into dating every other day under the guise of divine deviation
>>559804018Don't say that...
>>559803756>that line>I Never Goof Up as unique>taste test chocolate knocked down shakur>the 2nd chocolate she made for trainer was just fine>the onions sauce incident>Doto reminding Fuku that her sister's fucking dead
>>559804018>>559804079she still has one of the cutest career epilogues in the game imo
>>559804079HuhHEYWHAT THE FUCK
>>559803593well they're not called "cryer" in the first place
>>559803947Bnw is cute
>>559802948Is Supreme Racist of Japan Spechud Week an /uma/ joke?
>>559804079Hey now..! Shiraoki-sama is real and that means Fuku did nothing wrong.
>>559804286Nah /uma/ knows it's just against chestnuts. Spics has us beaten on that joke
>>559804079Is it really a gaslight when god is quite literally her wingwoman?
>>559804340this is a cat
>>559804340Mating press
It's okay to be evil if you have a cute :3 mouth
>>559804472That's exactly how she gets away with everything
>>559804252blame Ryanfaghe started this mess
>>559804061
>>559804472trvke
doto killed my parents
name her crimes
>>559804640assassinated the king
>>559804640She stole my heartAnd my kidneys and half my liver
I will rape Doto
>>559804472yep, now bring that cute little mouth over here
>>559804252they should be
>>559804252they cryin
>>559804640None.https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/2030389064080499020
>>559804472dangerous specimens
>>559804640We were all so blind by how cute Doto is. We failed to notice that video was already a huge hint of how evil she is
>DAAAAAHBYshut the fuck up
>>559804061She's pregnant now and wouldn't do anything about it. She said it's my fault and to take responsibility
>>559804814fuzzy old fuck
/v/ma is making fun of us right now
>>559803978No one wanted to believe me when I reported it to the police and Tazuna...
Half TP is great. I can reset runs as often as I want
>>559805006good for them?
>>559804993doto's fat ass
>>559805006shut the fuck up we're having fun here with /uma/ jokes go get your attention there
which anon should i rape here?
>>559805006oh no, anyway
>>559802948The Falco/Curren civil war
I actually can't remember anymore who was the previous "evil" horse before Doto
>>559804993This will always make me smile
>forced her trainer to bang her during valentines because for some reason she had "no chocolate">>not evilBro
>>559805219the rape(d)
how would oguri feel if she didn't have breakfast this morning
>>559805256I wonder if the reason she had no chocolate that time was because it's the one that knocked out Shakur
i am somewhat embarrased to ask, but who do speed up skills work on the final spurt? With the target speed being the max decided by the speed stat, does proccing a skill that ups speed allow for going over the speed stat? Or are these skills worthless for the final spurt?
Be honest, am I retarded?
>>559805363give a moment to think about why people seethe at Triumphant Pulse so much
>>559805131I'm not sure if Marche would do this I don't know anything about her
>>559805363Can you put more effort into your post so that it's actually readable?>When do speed up skills work on the final spurt?When you're close to or already have hit max speed>Or are these skills worthless for the final spurt?triumphant pulse.mp4
>>559805461no
>>559805363Yes, skills push you over regular max speed
>>559804640Outlived Opera O.
>>559800193does asshole tonguing actually feel good to guys?
>>559802948i like the oguri of dubious advice
>>559805340The question is flawed. Oguri has never skipped breakfast in her life.
>>559805467>>559805527>>559805539Thanks for clarifying! I'm not the brightest so most technical guides go over my head
>>559805615Rub your prostate and find out
>>559805603I want to pat Doto's butt
>Sprintslop>Mileslop>Mediumslop>Longslop>DirtslopNow that we've experienced each one, which one was the worst?
>>559805682
>>559805615Some people might like it but probably not me
Hope you're all having a FUCK YOU monday
WHO ARE YOU??
>>559805692longslop by far. atleast we have jordan welfare card for bofa in MANT
>>559805692Sprintslop without a doubt. I've never raged on CMs before but seeing the pace down mechanics during Sprint made me close the game while still on the middle of the match
>>559805603Doto liked it btw
>>559805006>/v/ma and their unquenchable urge to yell how much better than /uma/ they are
>>559805692still longslop
>>559805682does the tongue even reach the prostate
>>559805830Senora Stabber
>>559805615IDK why it wouldn't.Even if you ignore the prostate aspect, I imagine just haveing a wet tongue clean out your B-hole would be quite comfortable.
>>559805615variesbut fingering feels good for everyone
>>559805513
>>559805830whoa... anshinzawa.... is hot???
>>559805692Longslop since it's basically statcheck battle which favors whales with MLB SSRs by alot
>>559805818buddy monday was yesterday
>>559805830She's my wife. Sorry she gets easily lost.
>>559805692Medium is premium. Debuffs are a necessary and healthy part of the game.
>>559805951Brian you are a grown ass uma, get back to the racing turf
>>559805692long > sprint > dirt > mile = medium for me
>>559805692longslop will always be the most pige cm in the game
>>559805830She's got the same energy as that jobber from Team Rocket in Pokemon.
RYAN HATE
>>559805692sprint is too RNGlong is too whaledirt is too unbalancedmile/medium are soulful
>>559805692My first bronze is sprintslop so that
The only time it doesn't feel good is when you have hemorrhoids
>>559803405Doto would say this
longs are infintely better than sprints and dirts because at least with longs you lose if you're shit and win if you're goodon sprints and dirts you can win or lose no matter how shit or good you are, if you get out-witted you get out-witted
>>559806224what are you even doing to make that happen
>>559806224Gold City would say this
>Sex havers ITTI thought this was a safe space...
why are you, as a straight male, putting ANYTHING in your fucking asshole
ALRIGHTCHOOSE FOR MY RYAN
the only reason dirt is worse than mile is due to the lack of dirt-capable umas we have currently
>>559802948i like when oguri makes fun of tamamo for being poor
https://twitter.com/HirataImune/status/2030986428185034959
>>559805692Medium and Mile Turfs are the most comfy distances and also the most accessible for F2Ps.Long is too dependent on Parents and MLB supports.Sprint and Dirt Miles are the most painful, because almost nobody got their own Sprint/Dirt parents, the majority of players lack access to meta Umas and they also require some gimmicky builds.
>>559806405I don't think anything here implied that, because I'm also not one
>>559806443TopYou hit that easy
>>559806472i want the puppet to tell me im a disgusting pervert
>>559806323Inserting things on your ass when it's not used to it or a sudden increase in size of the thing you're inserting and happens the day after you do it
>>559805830ngl I'd tap her if she didn't have that ridiculous cat mouth
>>559805469The puppet stays on during umapyoi
>>559805692Definitely sprintslop, as I hold my capricorn plat in disbelief
>>559805692Definitely dirt due to the very limited entrants pool. I have a particular dislike for medium because I dislike the idea of dedicated debuffing. Everyone deserves a chance to win!
>>559805235even after he dies?
>____ _____
>>559805692longslop 100%. Arima was fine but 3000m+ is super gay
>>559806524BAZED
>>559805830Ningenmusume A
>>559806545oh okay, good to know>furiously takes notes
>>559806545
>>559806451JP dirt meta still seems to be pretty much the same as it is today + rickey and transcend
>>559806734>4 & 5>Loves Only YouMare something?
>>559806545>Using a teio imagestereotypical fuku poster
>>559805692Sprint and Dirt >oh you you don't have the umas for that track? fuck you lolat least in longslop medium mile you have a chance even if you don't have the meta but the others? you're done.
>>559806760Very niceu!
>>559807034cringe cardroller
>>559805006All I see on /v/ is marathon being shat on
>double circle practice perfect This was the first time I saw this
nappy time
>>559807197nigger
>>559803534Explain this brutal unprovoked assault then
>>559805692>Getting sprint and dirt legacies>Whoever has TSS as a goal race has to enter sprints with 500 stamina>Fronts basically have to cope with Turf pinks or exclusively Front (for Dirt CMs) Seiun, the rare dirt legacies are follower cappedWish we had evolutions and the spark pass
>>559807034bakushin and air groove were the undisputed capricorn champions though
>>559807432a nigger also? poor cringe cardroller...
>>559807551That was Curren
posting this image of daiwa irl again because she is so unbelievably cute i love her so much
>>559807729lol no
Your honorWe have a testimony from the defendantShe said "I never goof up"
>>559807731Is Daiwa the alpha mare of the farm
>people are already swapping out their dirt parents for cm11 onesSome of us still need to make last minute aces...
>>559807347How can one uma be so pretty?
>>559807197>cardrollerweird response but ok
>>559807446Its opera o, so its justified.Opera o HATE.
>>559807762lol yes
Dia would
>>559807731Why so penis
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING FINEMOTION IN 200 PULLS. FUCK THIS, UNINSTALLING THIS JEWISH SHIT
>>559807197t. bricked his account for Teio
>>559802330so who is this? new honse in jp or what?
559807570
>>559807979curren was capricorn's room match fraud, same as fronts this time around
>>559808110Yea
>>559807854there's no such thing as "meta uma", everyone can win if you care enough
>rolling on finemotion banner
>>559806734Loves!Loves doing another members-only stream!Loves showing off the new flashy bunny suit she bought from her fan donations!Loves seducing Kakehashi-kun with it right in front of her loyal fans!Loves' fans happily masturbating and sending superchats as Kakehashi creampies his mare in a mating press!Loves teasing a special collab before ending the stream!Loves hinting about an orgy with a childhood friend and her trainer!Loves!
Chiyono would do this
>>559807813pretty much, since she's the eldest and arguably most meritorious mare of the farmcurren chan also lives there and she's younger so she could also be a contender
>>559808115This isn't a room match
>>559808073Why did you fall for the Fine Motion gaslight, that card is agemasen shit priority gamble we told you to wait for Ramonu for the proper witcard.
not even whales enjoy longslop
The Fuku and Ms. Nya plush are pretty neat. They have the perfect size for headpats. I'll do that now for good luck
>>559808073lol, get rekt
>>559808110That's Rulership. Descended from Air Groove.
>>559808073erm those are 80 pulls gwo!
>>559807347This uma is not asleep
>>559808137lol no
>>559806734She's 13, pedo.
>>559808513shoving my glowing stick in ntr's umanko
is NTR just Special Week but big tits and 1 mom?
NTR looks like an NPC uma
>>559808219you won something with non-meta umas? congrats anon very nice
why is cygames so slow at making umas anyway?
>trainers flirting and banging umas, fate and shit>the two trainers who picked urara and twin turbo and ended up playing dad simulatorWhat was the end goal for those two?
>>559808542yeah, it's the "best" pull I've got. I thought "well, 3 ssr, surely one will be finemo" but got this shit. And after that nothing good in 200 pulls
>>559808513linchou racing silk is one of the prettiest of the cast, if not the best one desu
>>559808537who's the fantasy waifu qt in the bottom left?
>>559808894victoire pizza
>>559808504fuck you
What even is this posenobody stands like this
>>559808894satoru gojo's mother
>>559808073I’ve never had good luck with support banners, it’s why I hate pulling on them
>>559808841Same as it ever was
>>559808992Look at Bakushins'.
>>559808460I have gambling problems and my club mates are shit at giving advice.
>>559808992she's powering up
>win a total of 10 times first 2 days of cm>win 5/5 my first round 2 matches>still locked to BGuess this means my umas were good, just not good enough?Man I hope by some miracle MANT is kinder to me
/uma/ is a NTR general
>>559808894If you can't read any of it, starting at the top and going from left to right is Forever Young, Marche Lorraine, Epiphaneia, Logotype, Victoire Pisa, Rose Kingdom, Rulership, and Casino Drive. Victoire Pisa is a saviorfag btw.
>>559809140Deep Impact in UmamusumeNever stop believing
>>559809124no, group B round 2 is easier than round 1
>>559808841Having a daughter is just landing a wife with extra steps
>>559809164
>>559808719NPC umas are cute (even the saru)
>>559809124group B is basically free
>>559809271bro is on the list
>>559809113You really should try borrowing cards before pulling, that card is unreliable overrated shit
>>559808841To be there for them when their first estrus cycle kicks in.
>>559807731I keep forgetting she's alive
>>559809213Yeah that tooGuess my Umas are too bad for A but too good for BAt least Urara is getting some wins so that's cute
>>559808674lol, skill issueyou just have to stand a bit further away from the toilet. shouldn't you be used to it by now after dealing with it for years?no wonder you're stuck playing a raising sim instead of an FPS
>>559808674go back to sleep, it is brown hours right now
>>559808384>>559808190Dia-chan would do that
>>559808537>>559809183>Forever Young>looks like an old hagheh
>>559808992oh yeah?
>>559808267uh, no she wouldn't. she is an explicitly platonic uma. quite refreshing actually. she's up there with jordan, bakushin, and air groove as some of the better representations of a professional trainer-trainee relationship with proper boundaries
>>559808225yup.and I got 5 copies from 41 pink tickets and whatever the remainder to a spark is in carats.
>>559808504>>559809452You have to be 18 to post here, zoomzoom
>>559809396yeah probably, I fucked up and I'm completely dry, I just hope to save enough for future banners like ramonu or maruzensky for my front runners
>>559809592oh yeah? platonic THIS *chops dick*
>>559808537what's with all the boys?
>>559808537rulership looks like someone wanted cheval but with bigger tits and wider hips so he took the head and placed in on air groove's body
>>559809517her ears look like devil horns
>>559809517I can't wait for her to be on global in 10 years so I can make her cough on my dick
>>559809592>Air groove...he doesnt know?
>>559803183Bro has birthday
>>559809683Focus testing has found that ojisans like topping boyish women.
when unc is backed up
Now available for preorder on the US GSC shop aaaaaaaaaaa
AIR GROOVE GOES TO YOUR DORM TO CLEAN IT BUT ACTUALLY SCHLICKS TO YOUR SMELLY ASS CLOTHES AND SQUIRT ALL OVER THE BATHROOM BEFORE CLEANING IT ALL
>>559809915I can't wait 'til you graduate to release all my pent-up sperm into your skibidi wombI'll give you 6 or 7 kids AT LEAST frfr
>>559802330>arrogant hot Uma that crumbles into crying heap when things go slightly wrong
>>559809989bet
>>559809930i want more 30ms
>>559809667If you are a frontrunner main just focus on getting Bourbon wit (after Ramonu wit) and Daiwa WitThis game will be getting harder and should focus on 1 or 2 styles.Maruzensky and Falcon speed are the good front speed.
>>559810117Man, custom painting anime girl plastic model faces is harder than any mecha/tank/battleship build and build combinedIt's fucking nervewrecking
>>559809113>>559809667it's a good card so it's not that bad. people who don't understand finemo are coping A+ shitters.
Let's say I got Christmas Oguri Cap and I'm planning to buy Valentine's Bourbon with a selector when possibleWhat cards and parents should I aim to get if I want to use them on my CMs forever?
>>559809667important front runner banners are:- maruzensky speed- palmer stamina (TTL brick for later)- bourbon wit (gold groundwork, reason for palmer stamina)- palmer speed (good but hard to give up TTL for)- falco speed- scarlet wit- bourbon powerprobably some others
I love Satonoanon
Is it just me or does she look a like monster energy can?
>>559810345My umas, my favorites are lates and end(ny urara)Is there any speed card I need to roll or is Kitasan still all I need as the generic speed card?
>>559810117I remember when mecha musume was a bigger thing
>>559808537Hmm so Doto's stable mate just happens to look like gray opera o... nyoooticing...
>>559810428she looks like she needs my monster energy inside her can
>>559809592shut up nigger
>>559810428she wearin dem Jamaican colors mon
>>559810428Oh, people already drew it.
ok now lets seetaiki? daughtertamamo? wifechiyono? doguuuuhrice = daughterflash = wifedigitan = buddyair groove = wifesuzuka = wifeticket = daughterteio = son
>>559810684Taiki gave me your regards, papa-san.
hmm I think today I'll queue wight on reset!
I think Dantsu is one of the best uma designs
>>559810441you should probably be planning for tachyon, it takes a while before late/end get strong speed cards like pokke, duramente, still in love and dream journey
>>559810842Fine is Irish not Scottish, I'm gonna kill you.
>le heckin 2kb uma!!! le 5 apples tall!!! my heckin daughterino mk. 2!!!oh no no no ENbabs are gonna FREAK when they see her alt costume...
>>559810920same shit
>>559810826
Is Where There's a Will, There's a Way bad skill for this CM for lates or not? I think bad but not sure. Maybe Vodka would be better as a parent.
>>559810826i love dantsu for her lewd body
>>559808238
>>559810457why are anime horse girl reaction images so funny?
>>559810920What's a positive Irish stereotype? Scots have bagpipes, Irish have drunks and potatoes
>>559810975Do not get me started.
>>559810975Nice ragebait
>>559811124This is canonically true tho
>>559810953instead of a wedding dress, isn't it kinda more like a princess outfit?no reason for EN to freak out if they view it in that light
>>559805513>>559805951gap moe is so fucking goodcant wait for the SLIDE
>>559810975Ashcually she's british
nothing to do but farm fans...
Aren't Scottish and Irish just the same flavor of British?
>>559802948danchouposting
>>559809667Niggy s maru and ramomu is so far away. Are seriously falling for a gaslight that the best witcard aka finemo in the game was a bad idea to roll on?This is like regretting mlbing kita because youll get pasa in fucking 2027 or you can roll tachyon this year. Its a card you use daily, use your head anon...
>>559810826>stallion>uma is one of the most feminine umas to date?
>>559811293in torena-san's defense, it also took me a really long time to realize that the uma in the background of flash's card is smart falcon
>>559811173what about leprechauns and bombings
>>559811115Same>>559811126They are funny creatures
>>559811173terrorism
>>559811515I thought it was Satono until someone from here said it was Falco during the 2nd month of the game
>>559811515did she fucking wake up at 5 AM
>>559811584Wait, what?
If she's not round, she's not falcoOkay?
>>559811592
>>559811717Ulala...
>>559811331heh it literally says wedding in the game CHUD i will prove it to you*pulls up game**looks for the word wedding in mayano's profile*w-wait... n-n-no..... sonna...
>there a children in this thread right now who haven't woken up at 5AM
Final posting.Which 7 did you get chocolates from?https://poal.me/46vb7khttps://poal.me/46vb7khttps://poal.me/46vb7k
>>559811772the fucking german, christ
>>559811504An Uma could be the prettiest woman ever with huge feminine features but her irl counterpart could be the ugliest stinkiest stallion with the biggest horsedong that's impregnated thousands of mares
>>559811515I used to think that was Sweep Tosho because I got Eishin Flash and Fuji Kiseki mixed up once.
>>559811331
>>559811913the west has an entire island where all western races have crossed paths, ended and feasted on kidsnot really any worse tbqh
>>559811852
>>559811913everyone is pedosthe japanese are just more open about it, but act on it less than most.
ofc amerimutts chose the mutt uma
>>559811913The president of the USA fucked a 13 year old btw
>>559812236there are quite a few mutt umas so you are gonna need to be a bit more specific
>>559811867nice photoshop, anon
Grass is Japanese btw
ehI can't be bothered...
>>559812205I sincerely believe doujins give them and other similar deviants an outlet to curb their desires to act on it and are responsible for decreasing those kinds of crimes
>>559811824>Vodka in last placeWow you fags are not only gay, but also UNCOOL
I think Rice is gay and smelly and stinky and retarded
>>559812357>wao. watashi wa wiener des
>>559812430Ni hon go jo zo de~tsu
>>559811824fuck i forgot about today's chocowho do i choose
>>559811852wait a minute
>>559811824Why is Taiki so high?
>>559812521I think you should shut the fuck up you stupid cunt no one asked and cares about your intrusive thoughts you gross filthy brownigga
>>559812430Wrong
>>559812732he said pretty, anon
>>559812695>log in>countdon't worry i'm retarded
>>559812812cmere you stinky gay
>>559811913are you really saying this now in 2026 when western ghouls have been revealed to be child raping child eating satanists
>>559812430
>>559811331When do you think women dress like princesses IRL
>>559812732My biggest blackest stallion can't be this cute
>>559812734there's a reason why the blonde bimbo was everyone's crush when they were in highschool
>>559804640regicide
>>559812512I originally listed them in alphabetical order, so all entries with the same tally will be alphabetized. She's not THE last, she's TIED for last with I assume several others.>>559812695anon... pretty sure the claim period is over.looks like you only got 6/7>>559812734she wasn't at first. 1st posting about 18 hours ago saw Cafe on top. In the 2nd posting 12 hours ago Taiki shot up. It's fun to see how different wake-regions change things.
>>559812952grade school. like nishino. makes perfect sense
Happy birthday Biwa!
>>559811824Was I supposed to login everyday for chocolate? ! I only logged in once this week
>>559812357>Taiki>Gr(ass) Wonder>Hishiama>El Condor Pasa>Digitan>Akebono>Seeking the pearl>Biko>Kris S>K.S. Miracle>Tap Dance CityAny more burgers we need to know about?
Would any of them be mad that I didn't try their chocolate?
>>559812521doto would say this>>559812782doto would also say this
>>559812975gold city is in trash low levels tho?
>>559813174bigwa hayaheade
>>559813187you could receive 1 per day for 7 days, no dupes but variants counted separately.you really gotta pay attention to these things bwo.
danchou... please...
>>559813187don't worry I ate it for you
>>559813246bwo.... amazon....
>>559813451doesnt look flat to me
>>559813485>hishiama
So how exactly does the auto-run function work?
>>559813410... that happened?
>>559813187don't listen to them, it was just a test of devotion. You were only supposed to get one chocolate, if you went around getting chocolates from everyone it means you're a whore
>>559812236Americans were asleep when Taiki got all her tallies. It is unironically SEA and Yurop that want a slice of American pie.
When do I reach the endgame?
Gentlemen, look: Haru Urara
>>559813645in global? it doesn't and it won't, LOL
>>559813683yeah
>>559813727rara urarad
>>559813518Does her puppet have a name?
>>559813594
>>559813503>t. suzuka
I think Dumb Falcon is unattractive.
>>559802546Doto...
>>559813738How does it work in Nippon?
>>559813451he's playin'!
>>559813689> it means you're a whoreYou make it sound like it's a bad thing
MINNA
>>559813921Apologies, it was pixelated as shit
new pb1.2 doable but 1.3? idk
>>559813981I'm sorry I let you down on your CM, Falco, I'm a shit torena
Oguri Crap as in Fuck You
>>559811345it will be peak
I swear to fucking god if Smaru rapes my rolls again on the Kitasan trainee banner
>>559813937If the scenario is eligible (not all are) you get an orange button on the top right. You can choose from 3 pre-set options, and then 2 custom ones. Custom ones are tailored for the scenario, for example in Tucker's Skill Up Island you can choose which facility gets upgraded in which order, in onsen you can choose which area gets drilled in which order etc. You can tell it to use, or not use clocks, you can tell it to run races if it's needed for fans(this is important because if you don't the run just fails), you can have it stop at specific card events if you want to make the choices for them yourselves, otherwise it always chooses the top option etc, you can choose whether to prioritize hints, training, or G1 races (this last one is useless because if you set up an calendar rotation it does it instead of relying on random choice)And then you hit go
Uma in America SLAPS and the dance SLAPS
>>559814292why she in the corner
>Borrowed Bamboo Memory instead of Yaeno Muteki on my parent run>Started my ace borrow run in URA instead of AoharuUma for this feel?
>>559814404Probably banging her head against the wall, trying to forget that ever happened.
7 and...
>>559814361slapping yankos aggressive umatits
>>559805513this one creeps me out...
>>559805513that's a grown ass woman
>>559814434Doto?
>>559805513dementia
>>559813762oh shit, i read it as "manga retards"lmaoi'll continue to post my wife rapist whenever i want, then
>>559808537holy shit new designs are so garbage compared to early uma
>>559805513>>559805951why does brians look kind of okay but rudolfs makes my skin crawl
>>559812937>bred in KentuckyThis is true, I had sex with Grass Wonder in Kentucky. I bred her there.
>>559814489Replace it with Grass and it's perfect
Should the prez be treating torena like this?
>>559814691aiiiiieeeeee i cant understand this help me localizer-san
7 means I'm a whore, which I'm simply not because I'm a trainer
hunting sevens again huh
When are they restocking the anniversary shop?
For me, it's sexo R cards.
7 and fuku gives me a blowjob
>>559814709for me it's rudolf's big ass man hands
>>559814813Trainer thought the puppet stuff was interesting and made one of Maru-chan because Maru-chan is his pride and joy as a trainer but she gets jealous and beats the shit out of the puppet maru-chan and calls her a fake
7 and anon gets into a car crash today
>>559814129teach me your waysi just got the hag and have no idea how to run her
7 and something happens, if any other number nothing will happen.
7 and /uma/ licks my ass.
7 and you pests will die alone
7 and I die in my sleep
sevens do nothing anywayI'm lucklessI simply power through
I hate Shakur so much it's unreal.
>>559815486yuri, yummy
>>559815428if you'll please refer to the chart
7 and fuku gets beheaded
7 of deez nuts in yo mouth lmao
/uma/ is utterly devoid of luck today... a most ominous sign...
Heh no one got a 7. Nothing ever happens.
Shiraoki hates all of you lucklet fucks
>>559815692shut the fuck up and eat this 7
>>559815710
>>559815692I'm borrowing all the luck today because I need to get to A finals
7 rollers deserves to die
>>559802249No I tried to and then mumuplayer got blocked by something on my network and I can't install it so I gave up
7 and doto dies in 2 months
What the fuck are you all even doingStop depending on luck and do somethingANYTHING else
7 and doto gives me apology sex
Behold this first-rate 7, which will give Dotofag cancer.
dead game wake me up in 3 daysalso 7
>MLB'd wit neicha, don't have enough to spark finemo>realize now i don't have a wit card for her runs in MANTi've made a grievous error
>>559802948Increasingly schizophrenic looking evil winning ticket images
It doesnt count if you dont pust fuku along the 7.
>>559815887
>>559815887TRULY A FIRST-RATE
>>559815947Based Nature chad
>>559815887n-no...
You're all idiots
I simply believe about good things to comeExcept MANT/TrailblazerWhat the hell am I suppose to do with my favorite sprinters and Urara
>>559815887zased
>>559815887free at last
>>559815887deserved
I've been scrambling to make a second front for my hag and these two are the best I ended up withThe gaslator give 0.3 lengths to pasa but isn't Bobo's midgame better? what am i missing, is it just left-handed doing all the work?
uh-oh, kingu has doubke 7s
>>559815887>>559816087wtf king is truly first rate
shut the fuck up about 7s
Stego cute.
>>559815363you train until tenno sho autumn in classic year and after that point you should be around 700 speed which should allow for steamrolling rest of the career assuming you buy skills before g1s. you race every turn after this pointthis is og hag if that matters, not sure how swimsuit performsfor consistency you want 3 speed, then creek or cafe for stam. only spam speed and stam otherwise rest/recreateinherits don't really matter, angling probably gives more consistencydo a mix of stam/pwr sparks, and A in medium and long. dirt too if possiblethat's pretty much everything
7 and doto poster prosper and king poster get anal cancer aids
>>559816045not get free SStats?
>>559815947You can cope with Sunday and Agnes sr
7 and dotobro's cancer is cured
7 and you guys lose your finals
7 and everyone in this thread loses the finals
>>559816328sounds like a good way to double as parent farming considering all the G1s (more g1s=more likely to have white sparks and higher rating, i think)any recommended skills to get sparks for?
7 and i lose the finals
7 and i lose my virginity before i turn 30
7 and everyone wins their finals
I will rape the next poster that gets a 7.
Check THIS out
You're playing with forces you don't comprehend
7 and chiyo rapes me with her umanko
7 and I end it all
>>559817007
>>559817007i dont need to understand i just need to win
How do I learn to enjoy Umamusume and not worry about meta or annoying fans?
>>559817007Shiraoki-sama works in mysterious ways...
It is way too late for this you hag.
7 and (he) wins
>>559817007>7 uma gets 7not surprised
BRO SEXSEX WITH MY BROBROJOBS WITH MY BROWOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU BRO
W-why is this so sinister?
>7
LOLhttps://twitter.com/wifqilf/status/2030991916461174914https://twitter.com/Siriusukidayo/status/2030978929272709435
https://jiggie.fun/QRk5LZhttps://jiggie.fun/QRk5LZ
>>559816858>any recommended skills to get sparks for?nah not really, 20% fan bonus cards are pretty bad skill-wise. but she does come with focus and early lead so that's something
>>559817153>choose charming for the minor energy>still failsI hate you so much.
>>559815486>Because whenever you look beside you, I'll be there.>Tsubaki!>From now on, whatever barriers and hardships block the way---joy, pain, weakness, doubt, fear---if we're able to become two who share everything...This manga is so mushy. I like it.
6 and i get 7
Instead of rolling for 7, maybe we can talk about the game. What are you doing to prepare for longslop?
>>559817230Of course ghosts exist, who do you think Cafe has been talking to all this time?>>559817349>He chose poorlyYou ought to know better by now bwoskie
>>5598174037 and I reply to this post
>>559817403Grandparent Cafe
>>559817230Well? What does she say afterwards?
>>559817403Nothing cause everything is useless until MANT comes out, only good thing is preparing grandparentsI'm just doing fan runs
>>559817403I want to fuck Yaeno Muteki at the worst stage of her loss of confidence
>>559817403i have some long grandparents
>>559817403Umastan + spurt spark farming. I finished the great-grandparents and now I'm working on the grandparent.
>>559817403kawakami, maybe kitasan and some other front if i get her
>>559817403Nnnnnnnnnothing!
>>559817403I will MLB my Creek by the time we get the free selector, it will be piss easy.
>>559817659my three aunts
yanko putting her umanko in my mouth
>>559817403I'm still making current CM aces, I'm so sad I couldn't make a good falco and my taiki isn't good enough to get me to A finals by herself, I don't even want to think about the next longslop
>>559817659My wife on the right
>>559817659i don't like these hags. too little.... youth
>>559817659entered a trance last night jerking it to Air Groove in bed while tired as hellnot even into her
>>559805692Mile (right-handed)>Medium>Sprint>Long>Dirt>Mile (left-handed)
>>559817403I don't even know how to play MANT yet. I'm not preparing for anything
>>559817403I am not ready at allI simply gamble
>>559817807
Laid in bed then passed out for 3 to 4 hours and forgot to donate shoes
Air groove raped my new year ulala rollsShe showed up three times in her wedding outfit before ulala showed upWho the fuck does thatI will never forgive air groove
This + a borrow ayabe should be good enough deck right? I'll MLB Finemo with the selector
>>559817403Putting a gun in my mouth
>>559817403Yaeno deserves more love and attention.
>>559818084why would you borrow ayabe you already have 50% race bonus just with those 5 cards (with finemo MLB)she's a filler card, borrow something more useful and take the 60%
>>559817403I went 0-1-0-0 this day. Should I even participate for longslop
>>559817983I want to pass out without the assistance of alcohol
>>559817403Brickblazer is in 3 days anon.This is the last chance for us to have fun.
>>559817403Nothing until free rolls are done and MANTBlazer starts.
>>559818205>Yaeno deservesrape
>0LB Creek>0LB Finemodo I pulldo I not pullI'm tearing my hair out I can't decide
>>559818205I don't know much about her but I will probably scout her, because I like her a lot so far
>>559818242round 2 part 2 in 2 hours will be bettermy team was winning reliably in the practice rooms with anons but this round my team ate shit3-1-2-1-1Like what the fuck happened
>>559818339I dunno but that image gave me the urge to fondle biko
uma pulling off her socks to reveal she was wearing transparent pantyhose under them
2-31-40-52-3If I don't make Group A I will be very upset
>>559818339if you're buying the 20$ selector yeaotherwise nyo
>>559818205Born in le wrong generation :(>>559818265Try popping a few benadryl + some melatonin.
>>559818339if you don't get MLB finemo then there's almost no point
>>559818470Biko Fondlers, like PNG suggested
>>559818397I'm just coping that I'm at least inside group B though this will be the first time that I'll be on group B
>>559818339Depends on how many vouchers do you want to spend in case you get unlucky and if you need SRs if you're going to run paces if you have the currency if you're not going to end up short with carats to pull other stuff and whether or not you have replacement cards
>>559818239ok i'll borrow something else then
>>559818554filly fiddlers, like anon suggested
I goombled and got MLB FM without tickets/crystal. Now I can do something with the ticket I still have. Something I still don't know what exactly.
>>559818397debuffers no one was bringing debuffersalmost everyone is running debuffers after the troon told his cronies to do the samedishonest ass motherfucking faggotsnot sure if /uma/ is the same, probably, half of you are his shills after all>no we're notI read you motherfuckers posting about bringing debuffersESPECIALLY YOU, GRASSFAGS DISHONORABURUCOMMIT DIE SUDOKU
we get 50 free rolls on kitasan right? i need to make sure i can 3* machitan ASAP
>>559818397room matches had lots of fronts, actual CM is just taiki/lateguri easy mode
>>559818776which debuffers i could still make some
>>559808537I-I-I be poppin' bottles, sparkles and champagne
>>559813285>Both Fukus>Both Rices>Both Air GroovesOh man are you m->RyanNevermind
What's the SECOND best stamina card? Don't include the gold skill
>>559818494obviously I'm pigging outoink oink>>559818536Problem is I could force could force an MLB using tickets + crystals. I still haven't used the half anni SSR voucher. But I really don't want to be forced to spend all my vouchers after not pulling a single copy going to spark...>>559818589>Depends on all the factors it depends onAiiieeeee I knyow...
>>559818798
Please don't call her Bamboo Memory
>>559818907Who was your 7th?
>>559818776debuffers don't do shit in miles. they barely even do anything in mediums, which is the only distance where any of the strong debuffs actually work.>keen eye>speed eater>hesitant (just maybe could do something)>flustered/subdued (lol)none of them impact the outcome of the race. they're for lazy people to pretend like they made a third or even a second.
>>559818873eloping with casino drive while on your trip to america...
>>559817659Is Pearl any good? She’s dropping in July and I plan on pulling for her cause she's really pretty
>>559819102>Is Pearl any good?ya at oral sex
>>559818941ZRR>NOOOOO I DREW A LINE OVER IT!!!>MUH MANTfuck you
>>559818973
>>559819024I would never call her that, just for the sole reason that Bamboo is even more of a literal who.
>>559819146I need 10 minimum for my deck though, for 50
>>559818861I was beating s rank taikis and lateoguris in round 1 easilyNow they got my ass, so I was surpisedMaybe it was simply because I was lucky
I'm in need of a footjob done by Gold City
>>559818941Sakura Chiyono O, Winning Ticket, and Narita Brian.
>have MLB KB, creek, finemo alreadyfellow buhis, what are spending the $20 voucher on?
>>559819223Best she can do is a shoejob.
>>559819027I don't have any of those alts else I would have doubled up. My first 3 were Fuku -> Rice -> Groove.
>>559818941dia's output is quite high. i borrowed her in gemini since i had mlb creek.
>>559815035>we have the same exact tasteswoah
>>559819313horseshoejob
>>559818339>source tags>futanari>paizuri
>>559815035You have a school uniform fetish
>>559819412
I'll say it.Debuffers are gay as hell and any subhumans using them shouldn't be playing the game at all. The very nature of a debuffers goes against the essence of umamusume and racing as a whole. Umas should be trained to win. Debuffs should be a complimentary skill on an ace, not on a dedicated 500/300/500/250/1000 debuffer who was never meant to survive past the final corner. If you train an uma it should be because you want her to WIN.
>>559819412me on the left
>>559819412NOOO POOP COME OUT FROM THERE!
grass wonder would NOT do that!
Super Creek.
All of King Halo's stats went up.
>>559819286thinking about either yeppers or vega, maybe yaeno.
Am I dense and retarded or is City's story more wholesome and professional than romantic?
HOEEEEEEEEEH
>>559819493
>>559819493this is why i only run ACE NEICHA, although she has never won a platinum final she does win plenty of races and i will be running her for the next CM
>>559819632Depends on how you interpret it.
I'm so sorry McQueen... But MANT is coming out soon and I just can't be bothered...
who was in the wrong here
>>559819493Yeah, but Cyge put all of that in the game without limits so they're essentially allowing gay strategies so it's allowed
>>559819736Based Neichabro.There's no better feeling than beating meta umas with a girl everyone writes off as a dedicated debuffer.
>Taiki ShuttleYou didn't win.>Oguri CapYou didn't win.>El Condor PasaYou didn't win.>Smart FalconYou didn't win.>MaruzenskyYou didn't win.
kingu love
why isn't doto tagged with the other american umas when discussing burgers? is it also because she's irish?
>>559819412Isn't that pose kind of humiliating?
So what deck are we using for Pisces? 2 speed 2 stam 2 wit?
>>559819493who knew doto poster could be this based
>>559819819he was right but he shouldn't had said it
>>559818013I cummed.
doto is my favorite chaotic evil character in fiction
>>559819102She's my mile MVP in unity and got good growths (10 spd/20 wit). Also I fell for my own pearl propaganda. I'll get her too.
>>559819819Oguri for existing.
>>559819943whatever the hell I can scrounge up with race bonus so probably speed+power+guts
>Mama look! Those girls are holding hands!
>>559819996
>>559819926WHAT DO YOU THINKDO YOU THINK THE FACT THAT MEISHO DOTO IS NOT AMERICAN IS WHY DOTO IS NOT COUNTED AMONG THE AMERICANS????
>>559819943I'm thinking 2 speed 2 wit 1 stam 1 pow so I can get Daring strike on my endclosers.If I can't get enough stamina I'll probably replace FM with another stamina even if it means sacrificing wit.
>>559819902Remember when this thread said Smaru was dead and that lates would never ever get blocked again?
>>559819493*Frenzies you*
>>559820024
She is a good big sister.
Imagine wanting to win in swimming at the Olympics but Michael Phelps is thereLife can be shit like that
>>559820114>and that lates would never ever get blocked again?nobody who actually ran Ryan's career believed this
>>559820001She isn't evil
>>559819493I trained my umas to win then got punished for it during the medium CMs when the two other guys would always being their dedicated debufferThat says a lot about CygamesNot only is it gay but it's also encouraged being gayWhat do yoy have to say about that?
Ebayan won
>>559820075ok but why isn't she tagged with finemo then
>>559819926D*to the Traitor isn't irish anymore.
>>559819943We don't even know how stat gains workin MANTBlazer. Too early to be planning deck colors.
>>559819902>group bige
>>559819943 i'm running cleric grass, machitan and tachyon so i have an innate recovery to greed 1 stam
>>559820321Why is Doto so evil?
>>559820368CUTE
>>559820321i'm convinced doto is evil now
>>559819926These are American umas according to Cygames.But actually the only American Umas are>Taiki Shuttle>Grass Wonder (Despite her Nip LARP)>Hishi Amazon>El Condor Pasa (Despite her Mex Larp)>Agnes Digital>Hishi Akebono>Seeking the Pearl>Biko Pegasus>Symboli Kris S>K.S. Miracle>Tap Dance CityAnd technically Casino Drive, but she's no trainable yet.Honorable mention goes out to Mayano Top Cun, who is Tom Cruise's abandoned child.
Double inspiration doesn't existThis CM has completely turned me off from getting any uma's affinity from G to A
>>559819926Doto and Taiki are friends because they were neighbors at the same retirement stable. Doto even inherited Taiki's blanket after Taiki croaked. I haven't bothered looking into the Fuku connection.
>>559819493>he doesn't put the full quadruple set of Hesitant X on all 3 of his uma musumes to rain spiteful hellfire upon his foes
>>559817403I've been doing a fun challenge of just trying to see if I can cycle Ignited PWR and WIT into a legacy. This is the best one I've been able to set up over the weekend, but I'm trying to see if I can get PWR, WIT, and maybe SPD into one uma then have her as the main grandparent. I also found a borrow who has GUTS and STM in a legacy, so it's not my main aim, but having an Ignited infinity gauntlet of 4 or even all 5 Ignited abilities would be funny. Once I get the whites I want, I'm just doing general parent runs trying to get mile/long pinks.
>>559820513It exists if you believe hard enough
Heh, just get lucky.
>>559820443Goyball sucks lmao.
I don't believe that 1200 Wit beats 1200 Guts. The umalator is full of shit.
>people say kitasan is a brick in mant>First CM is longslop>Where Curvature and straightaway adept can hit multiple times>Where straightaway adept can give carryoverI'm still gonna use mine till we're back in courses with less than 6 corners.
She's so cool...
>>559820498But Tom Cruise didn't abandon Maya?
Daiwa Scarlet's bikini
>>559820321Doto did say this
>>559820498some of those umas in the image are only included because they raced in americaor in cafe's case she is named after a place in americaalmond eye is there because lol lmaobut yeah the rest are burgerspretty sure most if not all of mayas family are burgers too
>>559820750on my face
>>559820716umalator doesnt simulate dueling
>>559820498i actually didn't know hishiama was american, thanks for the context>>559820520remembered reading it here and felt sad knowing doto lost taiki, but the images are so cutethanks bros for the context
>>559820628Double muscleheads!
>>559820498Wtf Anal City is American gyaru?
>suzuka hits A&S>FRONT hoguri with no other skills still overtakes because hungry miracleare you fucking kidding me
>>559820498Is Biko considered a weeb too since she's obsessed with super sentai?
>>559820731You don't need 60 RB, 50-55 is fine
>>559820731>people say kitasan is a brick in mantthey are stupid
IF I WAS IN A ROOM WITH HITLER, STALIN, AND AN OGURIFAG WITH A GUN WITH TWO BULLETS I WOULD SHOOT THE OGURIFAG TWICE
How do you decide which umas to bring for CM? I have 5-6 umas i like for longslop, but only 3 slots...
Waiting for her, but...>FM and KB both 0LB>Creek 2LBWill there be a creek banner anytime soon? Plan to use my crystal to get it to a usable level, but would be nice to also have a chance to max it out soon
Fukubwo... I know you can do better than that...
>>559820903Digi is also a weeb, too many weebs
>>559820903Nah. America got power rangers, which was heavily inspired by sentai. Hell I think the early seasons of that show had some elevens on the productoin committee.
>>559821054creek banner is in august
>3-2-4-4I learned the power of shitter hours yesterday, but I'll still take it after going 8/20 on day 1 of Round 1 and getting this pretty kino end on the last race of that first ticket.
>>559820498>not trainable yetAnd never will be. She's in the npc section on the umamusume characters page. RIP
i may not qualify for A finals
>>559820869NoJust known for racing in americaSame as cesario, loves, desire, marche, and yanko
>>559820628The best I was able to do was dirt B for Brian and she did get a couple of wins so farBut it just sucks when in two weeks of borrow runs with 12* of dirt sparks I literally only got a handful of dirt inspirations at all for her
AWAY WITH YOU DOG
Are you guys going to queue immediately today?
>>559821151Let's focus on what's happening in the water.
>>559821227>two weeks of borrow runsFound your problem. You need your own parents to do the mutation game so you're not limited to 5x/day and can give up on first inspo. Srs.
>>559820841Yeah.
>>559821321we're so close bwo
How many Digital stars can we get from that special race again? I don't really wanna do it
The mambo sloptuber said he is skipping CM10? waht a bitch
who's the most rapeable poster in this general
>>559821023I run themed teams whenever I can. Otherwise I just slot in whoever I feel like running, which usually comprises of 1 meta pick.
i lost to an oguri with 9* stamina parents and a 3s 2w riko deck with 600 staminai tried the same thing and i ended up with 450 staminaHOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET STAMINA FUCK
>I Never Goof Up!>goofs up
>>559820498Can't wait for the strongest American Indian miler to be added
>>5598213895 minimum. You can just send a turf uma in to take 16th and you'll get shards.
>>5598213895+2 if you get bonusit's negligible
私はアメリカ人ではありません
>>559821538that's 2 days of daily legend races...
why is agnes so skinny
>>559821394everyone
>>559820746Yeah, you're right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09KBIKbP1Qo>>559821459>Not born in the USAThat's why Maruzensky isn't American either, sorry, Jeet Honse. I just hope they add pic related in some way.
>>559821456imagine turning 7 and your parents take you to the umathedral to receive your true name from the three goddesses and you end up with Speechless Hack
>every other server, JP KR etc has said MANTBLAZER sucks since day 1>JP twitter says its so bad thay they're praying for global servers survival>witgod says it sucks>Victoria Frontier said its one of the best scenarios >now /uma/ says its gonna be good How did one tranny become so dominant ITT? They even completely gaslit everyone about fine motion
>can't get 3 winsI don't want my last CM to be group B
>>559821586The yuricel or the stemcel
I’m going to end up fat fingering one of these one day.
>>559820952>>55982073160RB is for whales. F2Ps can reach 50RB just fine even without gutsmaxxing. >unfair advantageThey paid for the game, you didn't. Wcyd.
>>559821442Which Riko, R or SSR? I usually have to pop a cherry or two on stamina if I am using R Riko with no stam inherits.
>>559821459Jantar Mantar was born on JP soil so he is not considered American
>>559821637
>>559821653Is it that you don't TP drinks or is it just not sorted correctly in EN
>>559821023Hard to say but Kita will be OP as fuck next cm, so you probably want an uma who can be competitive against her.
>>559821321>>559821383Mambo!
>>559821059>tales from group Bozo
>>559821759No drinks. I use them as soon as I get them.
I have a problem with sweepy the bot can't scroll down the friend support card list it only scroll down 'till it reaches the half then goes up again how do i fix it ?also i've heard that it has spywares is it true ?
559821637buy an ad for your tranny discord master
>>559821459Sorry but just like maya that is a jap horse
>>559821859hehe?..
>>559821132 (me)And even with day 2 of Round 1 and yesterday going 12/20 and 13/20 respectively, my winrate is absolutely tanked lmao. Still preferable to my Scorpio's 45% winrate, though.>>559821023I go for funny themes or meta with at least one sovl pick, but I mostly try to cycle around with umas I haven't used in a CM or haven't won one yet.
>>559821059>666>772Aaahhh so close to being PEAK
>>559821637>witgod said to farm fuku/tachyon parents>no one did that>witgod said to wait for finemo/maruzen banner>no one did that That guy has always been a fraud and /uma/ only propped him up because it was funny
>>559821963Nope, I had zero TP pots long before Sweepy was a thing. I use them during CM prep to farm parents, and continue with carat refills.
I keep borrowing this famous Fine Motion card and it sucks every time. Cards are terrible in this game, I don't see how I can justify spending 50 thousand carats or whatever on a 0.03% average improvement over the free cards
How come everyone hates on Falco and Oguri not not Taiki?
Guys, shocking info from this CMNew years urara kinda sucks
>>559822084>>559822084>>559822084
>>559822102filthy heathen
>>559822067god i wish american girls were real
>>559822235
>>559819736I’m pulling cheerleader nature and it will be her time
>>559808841taabo's trainer fucks neicha
>>559820321she had no reason to say this out loud btw
>>559822235Oguri and Falco are CHEATERS with their busted innates. Taiki's innate is busted but easy to whiff, giving her some counterplay.
do you think yaeno would become an ultra feminine housewife after retirement
>>559821321Mambo!
Danchou stop posting ragebait
