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venturd flopped
how do you get better at venturehow am i supposed to kill someone without burrowhow am i supposed to escape without burrowflanking feels super volatile but not flanking sucks due to not having any range on m1...
Idea for Widowmaker rework.Widow's KissRemoved Automatic fire.Widow's Kiss can charge up to 300% to pierce shields (damage doesn't scale up past 100% and is a lesser critical)New Ability:NutcrackerWidowmaker gets a powered up melee kick that knocks back an enemy a considerable distanceDamage is 70 + small bleed.Cooldown is 25cdAlternatively just let me have some fucking sniping spots for once, blizzard god damn, why do you have them so much. its not like people instantly jump to gape amelia as soon as she fires one shot.t. Widowmain.
anyone else dare to post their top 10 leveled heroes or just diagnose my mental illnessess
>>559803587Give her a CC ability with her Hook line, tie the enemy up in very exotic bondage rope play from JAVs or just make them stunned upside down from the rope.
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>absolutely detest the idea of logging into overwatch>takes considerable mental fortitude to do so>but when i'm in i happily play for 8 hours straight>this repeats every day
Widowmaker rework:Body shots one-shot
>>559803642I'm pretty white bread. Rein, Soldier and Zen in that order. All level 30+. Everyone else is between 10 and 20.
>>559803595It is fucking impossible for support players to ever take responsibility.
>>559803541pls helpshe seems fun but im completely lost 70% of the time
>>559803719snowball is so lucky...
>>559803719how do we reconcile the cow tits and giga ass porn image of mei with the actual one?
>>559803541I don't play her so I can only tell about the annoying fucks that kept killing me, you just spam your ball at medium range.It usually goes>They burrow>they pop out on top of the backline>They dash away>Spam balls that hurt>then burrow again>then Pop out and ult>then dash away again
>>559804049would marry her either way
>>559803587Just go play rivals
>>559804203I thought their sniper hero was dogshit too
>>559804049for what purpose?
I fucking hate mercy mains so goddamn much
nina maldita
>>559804049Why is she like so fucking ugly in this fucking skin.She's fat with no tits and no ass like how come they just change her entire character to fit the worst type of fat women?
Hi there
>>559804547Weeee!!!!!
>>559804547>ana hiding in the backline thinking she's safe
>lose match>"haha look at your zen, he had more damage than healing">"look">healing and damage are within 500 of each otherThe scoreboard was a mistakeI could understand it if there was a bigger gap but the difference was barely there
aimGODS ovvn your azz
remove the segmented shield shit please and NEVER try to be creative like this again fuckign dumb fucxks
>solo tanking isnt fun>qp isnt fun because of cat and vendetta>6v6 ranked has duo tanks and bans>but no role queue so you get 4dps instalocks every matchwhat a shit fucking game dude
ayo does this game run well on linux? pop!os
>pretending to be retarded for (You)s
>>559805401Pretending?
>>559805295This. I always ban Domina not because she's OP, but because I hate plinking at her fifty billion shield panels every match.
FUCK
>>559805295use your brain and stop one tricking. she has loads of counters if destroying the shield is your biggest worry.
>>559805295Oh no! You shot down my shield!Just kidding, I'm hiding behind the other 4/5 that's still up ohohohoho.
illari is honestly pretty fun
>people are shipping Mizuki with Wuyang when they're clearly trying to ser him up with Kiriko
Fuck the new characters and their larpers.
>>559805643Bratty milf..!! Needs correction...
>press quickplay>literally entire match full of bots.
>>559805678Yeah, I like her a lot.I just need to get better aim, I can barely hit anything.
>>559805754>minor spelling mistakelooks like you already lost before it began
What do I do if the enemy team is really diligent about taking out my pylons? If I put them farther back they just feel useless
>>559805817Brother she shoots bullets the size of tracer. How the fuck are you missing
>>559805754The fandom is fucking gay and more gay than a tranny discord chat.
>just hit that 4 piece sundering blade
>>559803439why even bother playing DPS anymore when you can just play support
>>559805907You switch off Illari and play something else. Holy man, this game is not designed for you to OTP at a high level.
>>559805907Cringe art
>>559805938I suck ok!!!
>>559805754this game is literally controlled by gay niggas from outerspace, there are no straight people, every new male character has to be some korean face slop for women and gay dudes, Part of me is entirely surprised at how they managed to make a character like domina, but you go online and it's just fucking gay people talk about her, and how she's also gay.
>>559806016I'm not OTPing anything, I was wondering if there was anything to actually do here because it seems like after a certain point enemy teams just aren't retarded enough anymore to let it be and heal
>>559805938I'm new to FPS's.I'm just really bad, sorry.
>>559805943Everything in Overwatch is gay.You must be too, or you wouldn't have come here.
Beating Freja to death because she seared the chicken wrong.
>>559805907Kiriko and Illari have better chemistry than Kiriko and Mizuki
>>559806525great ship
>>559806525Mizuki is a mannequin with gay sass so that's hardly an accomplishment
>>559805938>bulletsbrother she is hitscan, it says so in the weapon information, there is no projectile size.
>>559805938i dropped the game after doomfist what do you want from me
>>559806525
>>559806395Phara being lesbian and then shoved into the background like nothing is the biggest sin they ever committed. I hate forced rep and it makes it seem like larp and corpo checkboxslop.
>>559806748She always seemed like a lesbian to me.
Dear Zaryaniggers, I reserve the right to throw your game if you think you're tooooo good to bubble healers, thaank you ;]
How tall is vendetta? says she's like 1,7m onlineif that's so i'm taller then her which is a huge let down
>>559806748Because it was. You can make good gay characters but I don't trust Blizzturd to not make it feel as corporate as possible
>>559806856I'm sorry. I'm trying my best...
>>559806891
>>559806748Phara got used to sink Chu's personal favorite ship Gency.
>>559807039I'm glad all the pharahmercy shippers that infiltrated the writing staff got fired.
>>559807027I thought she would be taller than me..... I wanted her to be taller than me, guess i'll have to manhandle her now
>>559807027>shorter than his sisterwuyang got all the B tier genetics
>>559807027>illari>159holy cute
>>559807027Are these entirely model based or official
>>559805554DAT NIGGA IS ZESTY
>>559807027Shall we negotiate?
>>559807303why would the models not be official?
>>559806693Do you not know that different guns have different hitbox sizes regardless of whether they're hitscan or projectile?
Is this game cuck friendly?
>>559804535remember what they took from you. True Mei fans know she is an athletic, fit woman
>>559807378I mean their real height when they take off all the suits and armor
>>559804049>>559807435not canon, like 99% of cosmeticspajamei is canon and that's your best bet
>>559807227tale as old as timet. 6ft tall younger brother with a 6ft4 older brother
>>559805817Illari is who aimlets pick to feel mechanically gifted. If you can't get close to 60% with Illari then maybe it's ogre
>>559807553I can work with this
>>559807136marian..... im so sorry....
Moria is.....
>>559807434no sombra is one of the most banned characters
How do you think Brigitte would react if I told her to visit my room to see all the poetry I wrote about life and love, and she smells the goon session remnants the moment she steps in
thoughts?
>>559807913Don't scare my wife like that.
I know I should use my 85k white credits to buy everything I possibly can but yknow what? I can't be fucking bothered
>>559807941he could've lived if he started crouchwalking maybe
>>559807941nerf Genji
>>559807424cope, silveroid.
>>559807553You don't even know what happened with her lunar year skin. fuck off tourist.
>>559808320Nigga this is common knowledge. There is no need to act retarded. Educate yourself.>https://workshop.codes/wiki/articles/projectile-size-of-all-weapons-and-abilities
Muttlari
>>559807774Altough Domina is 1,91 so I am fine with that
I wanna fuck anran
I just want to make one thing very clear bros, I fucking hate the cat
>>559808637The only people that don't are the faggots abusing it for cheap wins
>>559808614I’m surrounded by ugly Chinese women in my career why can’t I have one anran babe in my life
So, the whole thing with OW2 is how Null sector is fucking up planet earth, what the fuck is happening now? did Overwatch beat NS and now the Talon coup d'état is just going for OW or is like a crazy threeway?
>collab releasing in 24 hours>still haven't seen the models
The plan is simple. We, uh, plap the cat until her preggo belly (interspecies pregnancy is possible thanks to technology) is so heavy that she can't fly anymore.
>>559808768Null sector is still there and have some kind of god AI trying to find Sigma and Sombra.
>>559808947The same AI that controls Emre? I should read all these fuck ass lore drops but I never played the invasion missions so idk what the fuck goin on
>>559808872Understood.
>>559808432skins are not canon except ones that show up in cinematics or other canon material
>>559808826What exactly are they hiding?
>>559809090>doublechecks to make sure i'm not in /nikg/
>>559809082It's a little too rushed for my taste. I wish these lore drops were more fleshed out but you can't expect them to make a full VN of OW can you?
>>559809090>skins are not canon>except this skin that is canonthe mental gymnastics at work.
>>559809269this is literally what blizzard have said and it's what your own brain should say if you had one, why the fuck would skins be canon are you retarded?
>>559805362yeahI think it runs natively but you should use proton anywayand change the in game setting to DX12
>>559808768Null Sector kidnapped all the Omnics and took them to Genosha
>run in and land a stomp on half the enemy team>ult and get a triple kill>enemy tank and DPS get away >my team has literally not moved from the choke because these fucking losers where legit waiting on me to die rather than follow my leadwhy are you faggots even on the game? seriously why are you here? fucking insane that this is what diamond is like i might as well have stayed in gold because theres zero difference until its my turn to get stomped.
>>559809483Ha HAAAA
I keep throwing my healing pylon around like a retard because I'm panicking and I can feel everyone judging me
What am i doing wrong with genji he feels so shit to play, i had more fun leveling guy with a gun #2 to level 5.
Biggest larpers play Mauga and Wifebeater.
>>559807027japanese niggas are NOT that tall
>>559809740i play mauga because its the only tank that lets me pick up the slack for trash DPS, fill the gap in healing from shit supports, and lets me play dive in this awful ass CC heavy meta with his charge. when ball winston and doom stop feeling shit to play ill gladly go back to them
>>559809379Is that like what, Omnic Agartha?
>>559810258what else do you ballniggas need bro damn
Is it impossible to play Tracer past your teens? Am I forced to stay in hitscan jail as an unc?
What's a hero you used to think was terrible until you actually tried them?
>>559810284It's a wisecrack about how Ramattra is Omnic Magneto.They hastily wrote null sector out as having retreated to antarctica after taking all the omnics which is what all the attacks were covering for.
>>559810336Freja
>>559809702Genji is an esoteric mother fucker that's hard to put into words. Sometimes you wanna left click heads from far, sometimes you wanna jump around like a retard spamming right clicks and quick melee. In order to understand form it's probably best to watch good players and copy what they do. Then turn off chat and spam genji QP for fucking days until it's hammered in. Keep watching good players between.
>>559809702chuck shurikens until someone is within your combo kill rangedo the combo (dash>m2>melee)extract (by dashing again)it takes a lot of time to understand matchups and get used to how he plays so its understandable you didnt have fun with him
>>559810336My now wife and onetrick Angela. I only played her in the first place because I needed to win 10 games as support to unlock Kiriko, which was the character I actually wanted to play.
>>559810335Only if you're trying to go pro
Hey, it's Kiriko
>>559803642
>>559810319all im saying is it just isnt worth it sweating my ass off on ball to avoid the 4 hard counters that people swap to (especially now that mizuki exists with the worst designed CC since sleep dart) when i can just pick mauga and play him almost in an almost identical way, except with a better slam, better damage range, and the ability to run through CC
>>559803642i have 400 hours in overwatch and my highest level character is level 20. i will never understand how people get into the hundreds of levels.
>>559810792>tracer above brig
>get a mercy/lifeweaver one trick>auto loseI swear these are enemy fucking agents paid by blizzard to make you lose they're always suseless
>>559810937carry me or lose
>>559803642not at all accurate to hero time played as my OW1 mains are still up there despite not playing DPS or support since.
>>559810792nice>>559810837a specific kind of autism
>Kiriko and Mizuki have noticeably the worst voice acting in the game>both are meant to be native Japanese and both are played by Japanese Americans (Kiriko's parents are Japanese and she lived in Japan for the past 10 years and Mizuki's VA is a native Japanese) but both end up sounding like LARPing americanshow??????
kiriko nigger sex
>>559811031California sourced niggery.
>>559811054the webms haven't been posted in a while :/
>>559810335tracer was only good in 2016 when no one knew how to aim
Me when I'm playing with my pocket healer
>>559803642Sure, I'll bite.
>>559810336Mizuki
>>559811398are you the guy who constantly posts softcore venture porn here?
>>559811591yeah
>>559804535This is the mei that tests well with chubby Asian girls who play this game It's fine because the hot girl enjoyers get 2b kiriko the same patch
Angela Ogundimu
I'm sorry but it just makes no sense to have a world with tragic characters like Genji or Ramattra and also a fucking jetpack cat
>>559810995>>559811398very curious to see other anons and their heroes, thanks for indulging
why does this piece of shit game not have a death log? blizzard has become such a dogshit company
>>559810336Freja, no one does her arrow --> dash --> arrow --> dash --> arrow combo that nukes tanks down to 1/4 HP if they don't have their shield up, they just shoot one arrow and then spam her primary like a retard
I love Mei for her fun-loving personality matched only by her scientific intellect, not for her body. That being side, her body is an enticing example of Asian womanhood.
>>559803642you will just flame me for playing dishonest heroes
>>559811858Godzuki exists
>the best perk is the least popularwhy does this always happen?
>>559812067I won't, you can judge me based on mines anyway
>>559811858Even without the cat, I don't get how people take the world seriously at all. The artstyle and the way characters quip feels like a cartoon for twelve year olds. I cannot treat someone as goofy as Reaper or Junkrat like terrorists.
>>559806824>this girls athletic>she must be a lesbianI hate ts so much
why is stadium so unfun
Would Overwatch oppose Zionist imperialism if they were real?
>>559808872
>>559812291They're the UN so no.
>>559812135I can't judge anyone who plays Lucio. He seems like the ball of supports, you have to grind him for weeks before you stop throwing.
>>559808872>>559812301
>>559812102Have you TRIED hyper strike?
>>559812263the only people I know who play stadium are women and stacks. I cannot imagine playing that crap solo.
>>559812498No.t. supertf
>>559812586>Super tranfemDamn sis you go
Why do people dislike Gamin4Hope? He's decent at the game and always positive. Is it just redditors upset because he's Christian?
>>559812263It's the issues of overwatch but with mona tier farming and builds and you're stuck in a game with shitter for 30 minutes as they play like shitPlus no one plays so you get paired against the sweatiest 5 stack that stomps you
>>559812263Because you're bad at itemization and just follow builds
>>559811591There's definitely more than one, but I am one of them, yes.
>>559811398>>559803541
Freja is literally the hottest Overwatch girl, Danish women owe me sex
>>559812708Overwatch players don't have hope
>>559813236only if gagged, her voice is grating
>>559812263Imo it's not wacky enough and too close to regular overwatch. They tried to make it a shallow accessible MOBA but it devolves into normal overwatch with overstatted heroes.
>>559812708>Is it just redditors upset because he's Christian?lmao, that's only one part of it>his dream is to go pro in Overwatch>has been hard stuck in High Plat/Low Diamond for a year+>has a wife and kids and yet says his dream is to go full time into content creation>will autistically say stuff about politics when prompted>maga supporter but also affirms pronouns (lol?)Honestly, he's your average low iq conservative with a bit of tism. Just a massive lolcow who has no business being in front of camera. It's especially retarded because he has a wife and kids and he should probably be focusing on getting a steady job instead of going all in on the unknowns of content creation.
>>559813236She secretly fucks omnics.
There is a lot of overlap between the venture spammers and mercy/kiri spammers b/c they think venture being trans is based
>>559813236Freja is only one magacock away from leaving woketardism
>>559813569
>>559813569Interesting opinion, you should share it with others in person.
>>559813569 (me)meant to say Venture
>>559803642Haven't played Mercy since OW1, but otherwise it's all pretty accurate.
>>559810995this guy loves to dive
>>559813236She's Max's and Doomfist's property.
>>559813236>Danish>Screams OOGA BOOGABOOGA during her ultYeah RIGHT.
>>559804702Whats with this uppity Lena
you can't afford her
>>559812263I don't hate it. I usually do my 10 games per week and a few extra and it's a nice change of pace from the real game.
Who does she main?
>>559814014She costs like 3 bucks and a hot dog
>>559814014Maxwell sure could. She's chasing omnic cock and approval.
>>559814029Is OW big in Japan? I know Korea and China have pretty sizeable playerbases, but I don't hear Japanese people playing it.
>>559813868you have the based and the cursed at top 2
>>559814029Winston
>>559814173Yeah it's fucking huge
>>559814121Maximilen* stupid autocorrect.
Now that daylight savings times have changed, just a reminder to /owg/ that usually between 11am pst to 5pm pst is when the shit poster shows up and starts the daily /v/ tier antagonistic shitposting.
>>559814014need redhead nordic wife
She should legally be allowed to crush me to death with her as and tits, it's a human right.
>>559814029I used to play with a Korean woman back in 2016. It was honestly kind of exhausting because she would play at a pc cafe and just want to queue one after the other for hours on end. She used to send me selfies of herself on kakao before Blizzard eventually banned cafes from playing internationally. I actually had a load of Korean friends back then, there was a rich kid who would always tell me about how hard he was balling out, super funny. Sorry for this irrelevant response, but your picture brought back some memories.
>>559811858The more time passes the less I feel bad about omnic '''''racism"""AI slop has completely made me numb to any "sentient AI" type of stories/characters.
Freja/omnic rape scene when? That ginger bitch needs correction.
Soldier 76 is only one magacock away from leaving woketardism
>>559814281where's the qos tattoo
>>559813993idk I just saw it online, there's a bunch of edits of the same pic, but they're all for Deadlock
Freja is only OW2 addition that's actually decently written so of course the Venturetards hate her for being based and anti-clanker
You can tell cause they always start to try too hard when it’s pointed out
>>559814596Maga or Mauga
Hey guys I'm going out. Want me to pick you up anything?
>>559814560Emre's AI takes over and rapes her and leaves her feeling conflicted because she had sex with the man she loves but he was not in control
>>559814736Cat.
>>5598121both are okay but the first one rapes tracer so I always pick it
How come Juno's butt is distracting but Vendetta's even bigger ass isn't?
>>559814854Freja and Emre are just friends, like Kiriko and Mizuki. The only romance in Overwatch is Mei and Snowball
>>559813139>>559803541I'm still in pisslo (diamond), but I can give some pretty basic advice:>venture works on both dive and brawl, but doesn't really work well with a poke comp>if you're going into the enemy backline, always make sure you have at least one of your cooldowns available to escape>your high mobility and great escape options allow you to pick and choose your fights, just run away if a fight's not going in your favour>although not ideal, burning all your cooldowns and trading for a support can be a good plan if your team can capitalize on it>avoid shooting into the tank unless every other enemy is dead or otherwise out of the fight; your sustain damage is so low that certain tanks like hog will never die 1v1 to you>learn to track and bait out cooldowns, certain heroes like mccree and ana will make your life hell otherwise>venture isn't a hero like ashe that you can play into anything; you will need to swallow your ego and swap sometimes if you're being hard-counteredA lot of Venture is hard to put in words, but you'll know what it is when you see it. A lot of it is just something you pick up over time. If I could post a replay or two without the thread schizo latching onto it, I would.
>>559814953Skin tight suit buff
post overwatch women that suck white cock like it's a lollipop
>>559814394I read your post. I enjoyed it. I care.
>>559815075Nah. Freja outright said that they were close personally in her comic.
>>559813236nu vanger da
>>559815314
>>559815190He begged mercy for that ass when she rebuilt him
>>559814394>before Blizzard eventually banned cafes from playing internationallyWhy did they do this...?
>>559813402>>559814121Ramattra you need a hobby, man
>>559815314I was going to post a venture pic as a joke but i dont even wanna see her tbdesu
>>559815467Huge Korean cheating epidemic. They would show up in nearly every lobby 3600+ and above. (back when masters meant top 1% lol)
>>559815623THAT STUPID RACIST BITCH MUST SUFFER.
>>559814601on her balls
SE SEI KOIKIKKI
>A gang rapist? How do you rape a whole gang at once?
>>559815662don't worry i'm sure venturetranny read ur post and got triggered
>>559815681Why do Asians insist on doing everything so dishonestly? It's like they can't help but to be fucking goblins given every fucking opportunity
>>559814953Because Juno's bubble butt is attached to a small frame, which makes it stand out. Basically Juno should've been 2B.
>>559815846Ugly bitch
It feels like they are setting Freja and Emre up for a tragic ending.
I am convinced the New World Order is being made exclusively to be able to make world-wide legislation to find and execute video game cheaters
>>559816031Emre mutilates Freja after the AI takes over during sex. Mercy rebuilds her like Genji, but unable to accept being a bot, she takes her own life. A tragic tale that reminds us why homosexual relationships are healthier.
>>559815358What the fuck do you think that means in this cartoon, they will never confirm any dumb ship between heroes
>>559815870Even though you’re gonna call me the “venturetranny” even though I’m not, it’s pretty wild to be calling others triggered when we’ve all seen the posts here over the last couple of weeks.
>>559816031Schizo Emre goes full 0 sen and kills Freja during rape.
What's their game plan?
>>559816409Widow - sex with TracerReaper - sex with SoldierSombra - sex with everyoneI don't think they're associating despite all being defectors, since Sombra and Widow dislike each other and Reaper isn't really a team player
>>559816409Selling the world.
>>559816409Widow in the back, Sombra in the front.
>>559816538Now is this a dual blow/rimjob or is Reaper getting spitroasted
>>559816409Capturing Pikach- I mean capturing Fika.
>>559816409Reaper has his chosen harem now. Moria's too ugly.
>>559816409To become the comedic relief chaotic evil gang
>>559803439>Girls are attracted to this sort of thing
when skins
Moria is too based and is playing all sides to fabricate her God/machine bio weapon thing behind everyone's backs.
>>559817157If you like it you like it
>>559817239Based on what?
>>559816162idk what that means, vagueposter-kun
I was worried about my kid growing up to become a degenerate due to the Kiriko 2B skin, but luckily the heroes at Blizzard made sure to give her shorts. Now I can rest safely.
>>559817541wut? did they show the skins?
>>559817239hoity toity toy
>>559817541We did it bros, we saved the West.
>>559784472
THANK GOD blizzard saved an entire generation of little girls from viewing themselves as sex objects. Unless they're Widowmaker and then it was okay for some reason.
>>559817541panties not allowed chud
>>559817836Why are we getting mad about decade old resolved dramas now
>>559817916>"YOURE SO MAD"if you say so
Just had a Mercy main tell me to kill myself. I thought women were supposed to be nice
>>559817916Current chud outcry on Xitter has been the size of tracers ass not being big enough.
can we get a D.Va emote where she does this?
>>559816630Reaper is getting spit roasted.>>559817157Men need this too, trust me. I NEED it.
>>559818083I heard that they think they "won" with the anran thing and can bully blizzard into making all the ue female characters into gooner shit
>>559818310But Blizz promised to change Anran from the 'cute' face, isn't that an Anti-Chud Aktion victory?
>>559818187can I get D.Va as my wife?
>>559818472She's married to D.Mon
>>559818187Dva but instead of a professional meka pilot she's another egirl praying on lonely men and kids on puberty
JUNKER QUEEN OWES ME SEX
She's already pretty fucking ugly desu
unpopular opinion but I do not find dva attractive, she looks weird
>>559818586Junker queen in cute feminine clothing
why do shitters hate gamin4hope? is it because he's a masters player (top 10% of playerbase) and has a family?
>>559818639Low test post.
>>559818758I'm sorry I have standards Buggu-kun...
>>559818572>I said Praying instead of Preying
>>559818743also that
>>559818749am i supposed to know who dat is
>>559818725Widow disagrees
>>559818942It's me. :)
So is there anything that's like, organic in sojourn? her fat fucking thighs are like cold steel right?
>>559819052her futa cock
>>559819052Her head I presume
>>559819052my cock
The
So what's on the docket? Rimming, I hope...
Imagine being JQ's slave
>>559819145Incestuous one
>>559819145looks like a literal bug
>>559818990well you're valid
>>559818586Junker Queen in a cute dress on a picnic date with me
>>559819145Stop trying to fit in, The Council has three seats and they're all filled.
>>559819270No she doesn't.I get youve settled on racism for a personality but you're just talking shit here
>>559819282Thank you :D
>>559819363yes but with me instead of you
>>559819052Her brain only most likely
D.Va fully supports the execution of protestors if they disrupt national unity; she is a loyal soldier for the rich and powerful who run Korea
>>559819574Dva works for Netease
>6 games losing streaksAnyway!Playing Starcraft with Juno!
Starting to think my brain might be a little broken.
>>559818310Pretty evident considering they’re doing this shit now despite current Tracer looking the way she has for 3 fucking years now.
>>559819145
>>559819270which bug?
>>559819052>So is there anything that's like, organic in sojourn? her fat fucking thighs are like cold steel right?Probably similar to Adam Jensen, where parts of the torso and head are all that's left of their original body.Unlikely it's a Motoko situation where it's just the brain.
>>559814191When I got back into the game, I played Moira a lot, but now I'm mostly just using her to counter Sombra, Tracer or Genji.
Stadium Brig is fun!
>>559820353is it even possible to lose rank in stadium?
>>559820353>StadiumOh yeah, THAT happened....
>>559820435nope, even for challenger points you need 3 losses to 1 win to break even
>>559820002I salute you for your service, mister tankman.
remember when you could just instagib tracer with a single combo from brig?gawd that was fun.
Beating Zarya as D.va is impossible for /owg/ anons.
>>559803642#10 is Hazardi don't get how the levels work though, I was an Ana main in OW1 with like 300 hours and only have her at lvl 19 herebut tbf I don't really play her anymore
>>559820314She has interchangeable torsos
what a session that was...
Mind you, ranks are literally meaningless in stadium and stadium players get angry whenever you mention this.
>>559820962no big black boobs to suck, grim.
>>559820748Try beating zarya when I full charge her.
Ashe teaching Juno bbc techniques
I only grinded stadium to elite this reason because I really like the tracer skin
>>559820748Beating Hana just because
>>559821030yatoc
>>559821195beating it to Ashe is very possible for me
>>559820627its an honor sir
Ok but has /owg/ made a tier list showcasing which characters are natty vs augmented?
>>559821535a good winston is just as annoying and unfun to play against as a good doom or ball.
>>559821535this but everyone is in the boring and unfun to play against
>>559821743true dat
>>559818586*presses e* *beheads you*
>>559821030Yeah.. we all been there.
Is mercy still broken in stadium?
Freja farting on my face while calling me a failed male
freja being nice to me and telling me my aim is improving
I got raped by enemy tank so bad i turned the game off installed a snes emulator and played mother 2 for 2 hours
>>559822202>>559821847>>559822010Lucky Emre.
freja not noticing my presence as i desperately avoid making eye contact
>>559822317Lucio...
>>559822317Juno...
>anyone says anything in chat>report them>get frequent thank you for reporting
Amelie crushing my balls with her heels
>>559822441kill yourself
mercy making fun of me for being white
Emre is going schizo again. Someone give him meds.
>>559807303Well, Sigma is supposed to be the tallest
Freja isn't real and a part of Emre's psyche taking the image of a woman he once knew.
what the fuck is an 'emre' do you mean echo?
LEE VAN QUANG ONG
im the worst overwatch player of this general. im a subhuman, im a mouth drooling retard with brain aids. i hope i die
Ana, put these schizos to sleep.
>>559823018anon i'm silver 5
good night lenas
>>559823018shallowgod...
>>559823068It's 5pm.
>>559803642I have severe adhd. I thought emre would become my new main but he got kind of stale after reaching level 18 and now I'm enjoying playing freja which I never thought would happen.
>>559822472Reaper...
>>559823186i need my nappy time
>>559822524Don't hate me, hate modern Report and punishment systems.
>>559823061I genuinely cannot comprehend how people who are below plat have fun with this game.
>>559803642I am a real human bean.
>>559823061>>559823071i'm special needs. i could get on welfare but i still have hope to function in society (stupid). i want to cry so badly. the other dps in my team dc'd, they should have 11k dmg or something. i know i sound like a crybaby but desu im just feeling like a complete subhuman loser.
>>559823625I'm convinced people with hero levels in the hundreds just afk farm bot matches. I've seen an Anran who was over 100 already. People just want their shiny badge and high number for others to see, it's pathetic.
>DC'd during rankedI hate my fucking ISP, it's not even a big corpo one, it's a local provider but everyday around this time of day it's just impossible to play. I should have known fucking better.
>>559823675Frejamogged
>>559823836k
>>559823625And a real hero.
>>559823392But gold and below is where the actual fun is
>>559821535>Illios hog #68724163
>>559823915
>>559823675It's okay we all struggle, just do your best :)
Are the servers shitting themselves for anyone else?
why all the Illaris everywhere now, did they buff her or something?
>>559823830It happens naturally when you play for thousands and tens of thousands of hours but yeah there are people out there with suspiciously high hero levels.
>>559805754Nigga idk what you're on about when they cleary made it obvious Kiriko has a crush on Genji. She even says "your pocket ninja is here" only to Genji when she teleports to him.
>>559824274her winrate is pretty gud
Why do people insist on playing main when they have ball as their tank. It's like they refuse to flank.
>>559824163fine on their end
>>559824274They buffed her damage this season and she went from great to really really annoyingly strong.
finally finished all my placement matches>>559824163what server are you on? im on europe amsterdam and it works fine. You can check with Ctrl+Shift+N if you don't know how
Brigitte is my wife
>>559824330>tank their ram is just walking on me you have to challenge him!
>>559820927>i don't get how the levels work though, I was an Ana main in OW1 with like 300 hours and only have her at lvl 19 herebut tbf I don't really play her anymoreLevels were introduced like two years ago and initially they were quest-based like "get 5 critical kills in a match" or "10k heals" to even fun hero ability specific ones (i.e hook 15 niggas as hog) but now it's literally just time played. Some of my most played heroes are lower level than ones I don't even play because I was playing them during the old progression system and was just performing well with them
>>559824575Get in line.
>>559803642im sorry
>>559810336Sombra. She is actually worse.
I want to play but I don't want to keep losing.. I don't want to keep sucking and have my team keep hating me
>>559825082dont join vc. turn off team and match chat. enjoy.
Whats up with all the retarded DPS players today?
>decide to try out quickplay for once>instantly matches me with a full team of people that have barely played the game before, full of level 4 heroes maxHow the fuck can Blizzard call this """matchmaking""" and how retarded would you have to be play QP regularly
>>559823915is that ashe?
>>559825201sorry did my placements in dps today
>>559825138How do I turn off my 20% winrate
>>559823392everyone is bad so you get a ton of kills so it's funsometimes i have 25 final blows and half the solo kills and still lose
>>559823915Custom built for Big McCree Cock.
>>559823392Ignorance is bliss. If everyone makes the same stupid mistakes it just feels normal.
>>559825296if you play enough the game should eventually put you into the rank you deserve which will naturally turn into a 50% winrate. right now you're placed too high. are you new? this is normal with new players, ow will place them a bit higher to avoid smurfing
>>559825082>have my team keep hating meDon't worry, I hate everyone on my team in every match I play. All of them are retards.
>>559825210I am often too tired to play tracer in comp.
>>559823392We don't have long queue times to worry about so on average we get to play the game more than you so-called high rank players
>Have a bastion on my team >negative K-D >Bastion on enemy team>somehow getting 5ks every fight
Why do all of mauga's skins suck ass? I feel like it'd be very easy to make good ones for him.
>>559823625>>559824923based
>>559825432I did a bunch of quick play and practiced on one hero for some weeks. I got placed in silver 5 and have lost almost every game. I don't care about my rank I just feel like I'm shitty and 20 seems uniquely horrible. I'm new yeah
>>559825509Quick play exists.
>>559825582I think his gladiator skin looks really cool.
i am that level 5 ashe in your gold lobby
>>559825638yeah just play more games, you will get your actual rank eventually and then it should be a 50% winrate. and once you get better at the game you will rank up. if your teammates are being assholes, ignore them. everyone was you at some point
I'm not gonna make it to diamond before the mid-season update patch. I keep losing 1 game before i get diamond. fucking blizzniggers
How much of a sissygirl do I need to be to get endorse 5
/owg/'s cyber gf
I don't enjoy playing vs Hanzo and Widow. I don't think dying from a single headshot is fun.
>>559825875im a mercy main and i get endorse 5 for just existing. i never had less
>>559825932sombra feels worse imo bc that bitch doesnt have to be good to kill you. just hack and spray in your direction
>>559825951guess what
6v6 is such a coin flip. You can get a random gold 5 player in your diamond game because matchmaking is wide by default.
>>559826118what?
>flank hanzo>he turns around and guns me downuhh
you can really tell zarya players think they deserve to live
>>559826219
>>559823061Bitch, I'm hardstuck bronze. ;_;
>>559826368why is mercy ana such a common combo? Least aim intensive support and the most aim intensive?
>>559826429How? Are you missing arms?
>flank widow>immediately pulls two supports out her ass>team can't kill the tank and other damage despite this
>>559826497I've never played a shooter before and my IQ is unironically probably 80 or something.
>>559825769thanks anon
I'm going to play competitive overwatch as the Brigger
>>559826429>>559826658It's okay we all start somewhere, just do your best to improve :)
>>559826368hmm thats weird. do you often leave matches? the endorsment lvl automatically goes down when you leave matches
>>559826496I mean mercy sweats can spend literally dozens if not hundreds of hours perfecting GA-rez nonsense and then you even have the crazies that git good with the pistol
>>559826175Gold and Silver has some really good players sometimes.
>>559826497once you somehow end up in bronze you're stuck in actual elo hell, you're getting like 6-7% per win and it's genuinely impossible to climb out
>>559826837not true, i bought a smurf bronze 5 acc and got out within a single day and im literally just a low plat
>Single player challenges>People play them to practice then go do other things>"Ugh, this single player thing that's doing nothing harmful needs to be removed"
>hehe I'm gonna be a lil nigger and play bastion into enemy tank :))))>*swaps to mauga*
>>559827694>>559827159k
>>559827159>Single player challenges? what? where?
is it always tank diff in 5v5
>>559827826Not always but a lot of the time, yes.
>>559827826Every game is a tank diff until proven to be a support diff.
>>559827826Yes, but metal players will insist it's not
>>559827826not always, but most of the times yes simply bc the tank has the biggest impact in a 5v5 match
>>559827826>is it always tank diff in 5v590% of the time, yes. Or just a team wide diff.Getting some retard picking Winston into Mercy, Pharah, Echo, Cat or some shit is an instaloss.
>>559827159Everything in the game needs upkeep and maintenance. Hero Mastery was filled with bugs, some of which made certain courses impossible to complete with the highest score. It's unfortunate, but they couldn't justify devoting development resources to a mode that no one played.
Why do people act like we could've won a clear stomp game and then sperg out at the end like bro this shit was determined from the start what do you want us to do
>>559827826it'd be kind of strange if it wasn't, tanks are by far the strongest characters in the game and there's only one of them
>>559817763good mornyan
>>559828914good mornyan!
>miss one day>legendary lootbox stolenEPIC EVENT HAHA I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
so many doomfists in QP pretty much every match
>>559829473you still have one daily reset left
>>559828090But why remove the maps entirely? Leave that shit in for workshop shit if you are really too lazy to make a few score tweaks.
>>559829473sucks to suck
Zenbros on their way to waste a support slot to heal 35hp per second
>>559829597Incoming
>>559829473you have one more reset
>>559829646>ends in 19 hours>i just did my dailies and they reset in 20I don't think I do
do i really have to groom my own healfoid duo or do some come pregroomed
>keep pointing out the flanker(s) every single time 4-5 seconds in advance with pings, often multiple>team ignores the utterly every single time>for the entire match>multiple rounds>then complains about "not getting healed"I wish I could punch people through the screen.
Been throwing as Mizuki lately. Chaining a Doom/D.va while they're diving or escaping is so satisfying
>>559829773That is a true friend
How do you explain to your tank that sometimes you make so much space that the other team can just walk past you and fuck us up
>>559830214press your w key
>>559804913A good Zen will usually have more damage than healing. Anyone who thinks otherwise is retarded. Orb healing isn't that strong and the bulk of his healing usually comes from ulting properly. If he isn't spending 90% of the game dinking people and discording tanks he isn't really doing anything. Trying to healbot on Zen is basically throwing.
>>559829652Use cover more and shoot the purple Simple>>559829725
>>559803439
>>559830281Yep, which is why all the top Zens on the leaderboard have more damage than healing.Oh wait...
sisters...
wtf is water college
>>559829864Show replay code
>>559829652i had a dps game earlier where i did not get healed by my zen one single time, and he never put discord on a single enemy i was fightingfrankly i have no idea what he was doing the whole game
>>559830520ANYONE that fixates on things like damage and healing numbers in this or any game is 1000% a subhuman mongoloid that has absolutely ZERO understanding for what the numbers mean or how they function. Which makes it even more retarded when they hyperfixate on it because of being so smoothbrained.
>>559830782
>>559831009Tldr
>get a monkey/ball/doom on the team>they are without fail the most retarded and shit players you have ever seenWhy are these heroes such big retard magnets.
>>559831283You're supposed to go in with them
>>559830886Yeah, I've started and encourage others to stop using it completely other than teammate ult tracking.
>>559831009New lore drop?
>>559831170Yeah you're a cutscene skipper ain'tcha
I want to start playing as Mercy. When should I dps?
>>559831417when there's LITERALLLY nothing else you can do
>>559831392https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/
>>559831417start with 1 dick per second and add more slowly
>>559830520Good Zens land shots. If you aren't deleting people immediately then you will have a lot more damage. Overkill isn't calculated for damage done. High level players don't miss nearly as much as lower ranks so their total damage will be lower. I know using your brain is hard, but at least try not to look like a dumbass.
Is one tricking a hero a bad thing? Do I have to swap? I just wanna play the hero I have fun with.
>>559831412I played every persona game - even p1, p2 and eternal punishment - which are almost 100% cutscenes so no.
>>559831686only if you play tank because its a role dictated by picks instead of skill
>>559831528okii>>559831574I will let you know I'm straight
Matches are sooooo much better right now than during the weekend, sisters. I haven't felt the need to throw today at all
>>559831819so true, sis
>>559831686>Do I have to swap? I just wanna play the hero I have fun with.Yea thats the problem, one counter pick and you cant have fun anymore so you have to switch.
>>559831686No. Play what you want to actually improve.
>>559831938Nvm i thought you were talking about tanks because of that one anon, if youre playing dps yea sure whatever go ahead i mute chat and play tracer or mei all day.
Lock it in sis
>>559824923Aren't you getting bored playing Mercy all the time?
>>559831346With what movement abilities
>>559832134I'm not trans yet! >.<
>>559832134nope i will never switch from Fearless, Kpop Angela is tooooo coolimma dancing doctor dancing doctor imma dancing doctor! woo-hoo! white semen!
>>559831686It's the best way to improve at the game.
>>559832226Is there other colours of semen
what's up with all the tranny roleplaying in these threads
>>559831686straight up OTP isn't goodlearn at least 2-3 heroes per role instead
>>559832481where do you think you are
>>559831686my gf left me (a swapoid) for a torb one trick, make of that what you will
>>559832481/vg/ natural sport
>>559827826I’d say 50% of the time yes.t. tank enjoyer
>>559831686>Is one tricking a hero a bad thing?You want a few heroes to swap between in case you get hard countered, your team is retarded and can't shoot fliers or shit like that.
>roleplayingnonny isn't informed
new empire moira doesn't look too bad
>>559832481You just have to ignore it till they get bored.
What's the best Illari skin?
>>559832796She's ugly in all of them.
>>559832796the cat girl skin and it isn't even close
>>559831686The only times I discourage onetricking is when the enemy team is able to swap to a comp that you literally can’t do anything to.Like Junk versus a whole team of fliers for example. If your team is too shit to help you with your bad matchups you’ll just get fucked because most OW players for some reason expect you to carry them. Like Junk could focus down the Dva in such a matchup but that won’t matter if you struggle against the rest of the enemy team and your own team can’t hit them either.
>>559832891many are saying this
gyaru heroine when
>never get a chance to play junker queen because team shits itself without barrier or matrix to protect themSo when am I supposed to play Junker?
>>559832891t. homo
>>559832891I've seen a lot of people say that
>>559832905Herobrine ass bitch
I would rather play with a doom onetrick than with a tank who swaps after every death
I look like illari irl but I have a cock
>>559832987They'll learn. Just play Junker and go in.
>>559823068gn...
>>559832987just play junker you pussy
>>559833081Perfection
>>559832905That's really good. Guess I'll hope it's back soon...
i can comfortably win in plat as a tank but i can't win in low silver as a dps...
>>559833081Post gock.
who the fuck calls her "junker" what the fuck is wrong with you
>>559832796>>559832891Sadly, Illari is one of the heroes that just have a bunch of shit skins or ones you can maybe call mid.Poolside and Sunstone look the best on her. Black Cat just looks retarded with the hair that doesn't fit her. Arcee if you like some ugly meme skin.
>>559833338>who the fuck uses shorthands or abbreviations, please spell everything out for me otherwise i don't know what you're talking about
>>559833359>one of the heroes that just have a bunch of shit skinsthats every hero
Wake me up when A2 and 2Butt
>>559833359Arcee would have been perfect if the colors on her face were correct.
>>559832470yellow if u smoke alot
>>559833359>Pajamas are BP only
>>559832796Sundown and Black Cat.
Are servers shitting themselves for anyone else?
That animation of Illari giving Brig a thigh job til she cums is one of the best OW animations ever
The worst feeders for every role this season (in my experience) are Winston, a tie between Vendetta and Anran, and Mizuki.They just won’t stop inting at the worst possible times.
>>559833532oh yeah? you call ball "wrecking" too? you a wrecking OTP?
73% for a win i'll take it ig
>>559832562what heroes did she play
for me it's any animation that features girls kissing eachother :-)
>>559833359>literally a cash grab hero that bliz refuses to take advantage of
>>559833682dios mio
imagine subjecting yourself to playing tank
>hitscans are .07 radius>illari gets .12
>>559832987She is strong on flat maps with short sightlines like suravasa and weak on sniper maps with long sightlines like circuit.
>>559833769lucio
>>559833646Wait is that true? >>559833705There's been a bit of a renaissance in that whole area in the last couple months.
>>559833359>no proper aztec priestess skin for illari yet
>>559834072>Aztec
>>559834072She’s Incan tho
>>559833785For me it's male_pov animations so I can imagine it's me impregnating Overwaifus
>>559833739no I call him "ball", which is exactly the same as "junker". I don't call her The Queen because I'm not a simp.
junker isn't even a real world yo u ufufcking retards
>>559834017yes bro. have you never seen smokers have yellow-ass teeth or yellow-ass skin? nicotine fucks your body all over, not just lungs.i'm sure some girls enjoy the yellow semen though, like juno. she probably thinks its exciting after seeing hundreds of earthling cocks shooting white semen.
>>559832470NTA but mine is transparent.
>>559834153Yeah and I'm tryin' to get into her
>>559834225It is in german
>>559834252You should’ve went for something more like ‘and I CAN get IN to her’
>>559834229I only dated a couple girls who smoked when I was in my early 20s and couldn't stand it because kissing them for any extended period of time was disgusting. But had to nut so I endured. Never again after that, just nasty habit in general. Didn't know about the cum thing though, learn something new everyday.
>>559834121>>559834153As if that matters, they gave her an Egypt skin.
Why does this game attract so many trannies
>>559834242of course it is
Which character should get this?
Wouldn’t it be funny if their was a tank in stadium that could do triple the amount of damage than the dps?What if he had a giant spike pillar that not only blocked damage but shot out spikes that did more damage then a direct rocket from pharah?Would anyone just die from laughter if he the ability to block damage while ALSO shooting out spikes that do 250 damage per second, more damage then a fully charged zarya?Lol, just imagine how funny it would be…haha…
Moonlight Illari
>>559834225>junker isn't even a real world yo u ufufcking retardsWhich makes it a better shorthand, because it makes it harder to confuse.If someoone says "Rein" do you get confused?If someone says "Doom" do you get confused?If someone says "Hog" do you get confused?If someone says "Widow" do you get confused?If someone says "Torb" do you get confused?If someone says "LW" do you get confused?If someone says "Brig" do you get confused?If someone says "Zen" do you get confused?
>>559834546...Are you genuinely asking? Isn't it obvious from, like, five minutes of playing it?
>>559834546Does it? I'm the only transgender person I know that plays this game. I started recently coming from League.
>>559834601When he knows what he is doing, I had a stadium match a couple hours ago when he didn't even use his fucking rock nor buy any skills for it. Easiest fucking shit in the world not to fuck up.
>>559834546There’s some canon gay tranny heroes and you can’t call them slurs for being disgusting and weird in chat
>>559833705I prefer the one where she eats widows asshole
>>559834680literally not the same thing at all
>>559834774would you recommend league to someone who only played their first moba a few months ago? (dota2 if that matters)
>>559834774>>559834748Anon clearly thinks it is 2018 still and is having a flashback, please be patient with him.
What's the most submissive tank to play as a support player wanting to try tank, dva?
>>559834847Your argument was "Junker isn't a real word" as if that was a problem or confusing.
>>559834964rein unironically
Playing Mercy makes me wanna get on my knees and suck some dick.
>>559834919I can only recommend if you play with everything (but pings) muted. Avoid the Jungler role until you understand the basics of the game. That should be enough to give a 100 hours of fun, until you start getting upset.
for me it's still that kiriko armpit animation
no one saw my kiri replays...
>>559834919If you like OW and you want to play a MOBA you should just get on the Deadlock train honestly.League is actually soulcrushing and is blatantly spyware.
>schizo retards arguing over calling junker queen just junker
Whats the most masculine tank you can play to get estrogenated healers to pocket heal and duo with you
>>559835091I watched them but I'm not a Kiri player so I have no feedback sorry........
>>559834827Honestly based
>>559834847Me and the whole class would like to know what's the difference?
>>559835043do male mercies feel like this as well?
ok but nobody says junker they say JQ or Queen
>>559832796Her only good one is the summer skin. Everything else looks like shit.
Fucking retards...“Junker” is a generic noun referring to any scavenger or resident of Junkertown, essentially a broad social category within the setting of Overwatch 2. “Junker Queen,” by contrast, is a specific ruling title that identifies a single individual who holds authority over that group. If you shorten the name to just “Junker,” you remove the defining element of the title—Queen—and collapse the meaning from “the monarch of the junkers” to “a random junker.” In other words, the truncation doesn’t merely simplify the name; it changes the semantic role entirely, turning a unique ruler into an unspecified member of the population she governs.
>>559835250Yes but not in a gay way.
>>559834919>would you recommend league to someone who only played their first moba a few months ago? (dota2 if that matters)Dota 2 is infinitely better than LoL, but Deadlock is better to get into now.
>>559835201ReinfartMaga
>>559832226*tosses your key*
>>559832987Never because she's trash. Just play Hog or Mauga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfMxW-dKdY0Overwatch map for this feel?
>>559835201SIGMA i love dmg boosting himJQ, Hazard and Domina are good to dmg boost too.Mauga, Zarya and Orisa can be fiiine to dmg boost I guess, but they are so cringe. i'll think less of uEverything else is kinda bleh, go grab a health kit i don't wanna beam youmaybe i'm forgetting someone oh well
>she's trash. Just play Hog
no one asked but I say Queen
Maybe she should’ve been called Queen Odessa
>>559834774There's at least 4 in here also my GF is trans (not me tho)
>>559835321>triggered schizo ramblings
Why would you want to be queen of odessa?
>>559835321Thanks ChatGPT
>>559833682why do you weirdos who jerk off to animations also want realistic skin look at those hands wtf
Odessa Odysseus skin when?
>>559835536Dumb digger
>>559835490>damage boostI don't duo with useless mercy bitches. I only play with REAL support sluts.
>>559835536She's no queen of mine.
>>559835557>tfw no trans mistressSuch is life
>>559835536Larper aura with flies.
>i want to play [ game name ]>OKAY BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED TRANSITIONING AND PLAYING DEADLOCK DEADLOCK IS SO GOOD BRO NO ONE ASKED ABOUT DEADLOCK BUT DUDE TRUST ME PLEASE PLAY DEADLOCK ITS PEAK BRO ITS THE NEXT BIG THING BRO PLEASE PLAY ITwhat the fuck is wrong with them
>>559835738that's our word!>>559835850what does this even mean, my digga
>>559835919It's simply superior.
>>559835919So go play LoL then, why are you asking for advice and get upset people didn't give you permission to play LoL
>>559835919I am not smart enough to deadgock.
>>559834919>LOLThat obnoxious narcissist that everyone already likes>SmiteThat obnoxious narcissist that nobody likes>DOTA2/DeadlockThe schizo who demands all your time>HOTSA cool friend to play with once in a while but you have to go to a nursing home
>>559835919If I was them I'd beg in another moba general like league or dota 2 general but for some reason they keep coming to a hero shooter's general.
>>559836090Hots is very cool but it's not exactly a game you can take seriously.
>hey should I play league>>no if you play OW you’ll probably like deadlock>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Get the fuck out mobachuds this is an FPS general.
>>559836209It's all free just try them sis
can someone invite me to deadlock pls
I play Nightreign instead and I main Venture. Deadlock is kind of ass low key.
>>559829076
Roadhog got a second job
>>559835821Naw she's a HSTS housewife
no one asked ventroony
>shooter but you also have to farm waves like a retard>moba but you also have to click heads or lose 90% of dps>combined with autistic dota itemization that turns every late game fight into RPS item spami swear deadlock is a psyop
>>5598329876v6 is right fucking there, bro.
>>559835557How come he can be your girlfriend?
>>559836442This is overwatch general go whine about deadlock in their thread fag
NTA but I miss being able to call Junkrat "Junks" or "Junker"They really should have just called her Queen
Who's the Mina of Overwatch?
I don't remember anyone coming here evangelising for Smite, just saying.
>>559836404I was speaking for my part personally, should not be greedy though.
>junker without a bushi sleep
>>559836442MOBA with even MORE learning! I don't believe it's as deep as Dota though so I guess the aiming part balances it out somewhat.
>>559836442Street Brawl exists, anon.
>>559836501Applied and got the job
>>559836558I guess there is some possibility for confusion, except if they don't have the rrrrat or queen.
>pull someone with hook>press m1>press melee>they dont die ???????????????????
Balls in your face Monday
The only thing holding junker queen back from being a 10/10 is her stupid ass hair
Junker Ogundimu
Wrecking Odessa
Ashe do something
Hi, it's Junker
>>559836907Her last name is Stone
Junkerat Queen
Fika Fawkes
Stone Ball
>>559837210
Kiriko Hitler
>thought roadhog is a goofy comic relief character based on his design>hear his voice and lines for the first timewhat the fuck he's evil but not funny evil like reaper just actually straight up evil
Mako Mussolini
Kiriko Shimada
Angela ogundimu
Venture
Eskay Keller
>>559837429Hog is the omnic Goblin Slayer. He turned Australia into Fallout NV simply because he didn't want to cede Australia to the omnics. If you count individual omnics, he has the highest kill count in the franchise by an exponential volume.
>>559836961>Cut to Ashe being gangbanged by the enemy team
>Would you like the sponge or the- Piece of cake.>Piece of cake.
Sloan Stone
>>559837429He respects older women though.
Kiriko Kamori
Wuyang Ogundimu
>>559837807racemix
>>559829652You won't be saying that when I bail your ass out from a shatter
>>559829652This but Lucio
>>559829652It's the purple orb that he actually brings to the table.
>>559829652This but actually Mercy.
Junka pls
Junobros on their way to be fucking useless and lose the game
Me on my way to rape Juno and make her a single mother
>>559838815It'll be hilarious when they don't tell her about abortion
>>559838962>You mean Terrans just... kill their babies?
>>559839143And Martians sacrifice theirs to Mars.
>>559838962Juno would never abort her baby.
Wuyang Kawano
>th-thanks...
>>559839458diagnosis = gay af
>>559830886thing is, where do i look for to know if i'm performing or my teammate is performing well? what are the indications other than a very intuitive number on my screen?
>>559829652But enough of about Kiriko
>>559839557Winning
>>559839624>of aboutAYYY AMIGO QUE PASA
i have something to say but the thread will be a dnb soon
>>559839557Don't listen to goldie copes, stats are important.
when should you pick emre over soldier?
>>559839904When you can't flank.
given that 75% of games are horrific stomps, ranks are total bullshit
>Lost the game>But had highest elemsTsk, looks like my team was a bunch of fags
>>559840198Bronzie cope.
>>559840234>t. Doomfist main
>>559840285yes
>do 2 damage to every enemy you see>wow guys look at my elims!!!
>>559839458Thats extremely basedyou must a complete loser if you think pink is lame in any way.I bet you get your political views from twitter.
>>559840735Are you a woman?
>>559839904always
i really like Illari!
where are the fucking nier skins?
>>559836351i couldn't get past the first boss in nightrein and uninstalled after getting pwned for 20 hours
>>559841003what does it take to be handed stomps? how much money have you spent on this game?
>>559841114Are you a support main?
>>559841096Updates always release at the same time; 11 am pst tuesdays
attack on titan collab
damn we cant get a kill? oh youd rather use your mic to talk to your foid duo about weedmaps? ok nigger lets lose then
>>559841158Um actually it's pdt now, not pst.
>>559840786No, I think pink is a beautiful color.
>>559841126i just started and im doing my placements. do your best!
Should I buy a Hush 2 and use that program that makes it vibrate when I'm on fire? Will that make me a better support player uwu?
>>559831009>still 3 more chinkoid sloppa heroes from wannabe avatar uni>none of them will be her>mfw
I'm in love with freja
Please stop with all the fucking mercy main larping it's boring
>>559841148NOI'm a Mercy onetrick there's a difference. my next highest played chars are tanks and dps.
>be mercy>do no damage>have shit healing>can’t even defend yourself from flankers>mid ult>only thing you got is Rez >other team’s supports do 5k dps and more healing than youLegit if you pick this trash can of a hero on my team one more time…
I need white cock so baddd
>>559841114Don't play the stupid bird at all. Always go doll for fat rez or undertaker.
>>559836383
>>559841810i only ever played as recluse because yes
>>559841963Recluse is hell to play. Duchess has better magic stats and mobility.
>>559837673is there a good place to go for OW lore? that isn't some boring wiki
Just had a game where I think half the enemy Genji's deaths were from me kicking him in the face as Zenyatta (and once by our Juno's kick)I sort of feel bad, I wasn't even trying to
>>559842145Unfortunately, no. Overwatch lore is not easily accessible.
place your bets
>Battler joined the teamGood god I fucking hate Umineko. 100 hours down the drain.
make a new one retards
>>559842424I'm pulling for you aiko!
is owg full of cute trooners or is it the same 2 every thread
>>559842424>troon flagHope you faggots get destroyed
How long until nier?
Doomfist was raped in the summer of 92.
>>559842819/owg/ is typically fucking awfulit's uniquely bad because the new season has been very successfulwe have had numerous good and nice posters come and go, only the worst posters remainI would not recommend cementing yourself in /owg/though there isn't another overwatch freetalk space unfortunately
>>55984300317 hours
>>559842424bro is brazilian
I need a he/him larping as a she/her who'll meow on mic while they play support
>>559842424Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!
>>559843390Me me pick me
>>559842648>>559842970>>559843301>>559843394next time for sure...
>>559842424I think you win. I don't know why but the enemy icons and player cards seem nightmarish.
>>559842424is the banner Ironic?
>>559843639>>559843637damn nvm lmao
>>559843637KWAB
>>559843639i lost.. but i'm used to it so it's fine >>559843656nah
>>559843887>nahgrim
>KWAB
>>559841805we know, asian babygirl
I can't even find a comp game
Isn't Freya kinda shit? Her pick & win rates are god awful
>>559844220She got triple nerfed but hopefully would be better next season.
>>559843637it's okay you got the next one!!!!!!!!
nvm found one
>>559844387You will win
Am I a good Juno uwu?
>>559844484was their bastion throwing?
NEW THREAD>>559844551>>559844551>>559844551
>>559844465We got fucking rolled by domina a bastion and a sombra that always focused the healers
