Previous: >>559822084>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
rate day 4 of cm10
kingu
>>559837857>Absoolute
>>559837974i managed to get into a finals with ryan. so 10/10
What the hell, how did this even happenWhy do none of my Stego runs ever get good RNG like this And even with the good training RNG the inherits sucked so this probably could've been slightly better. I'm both happy and frustrated at this same time.
UMADash is on the lookout for one (1) oji-san. Can you get 30M fans/month? Then this A+ club is the place for you. Drop your ID if you're interested. It's very chill, no drama/shitflinging/discord, no rules beyond 30M, and even that will be adjusted for this month since it's already the 9th
>>55983797415/20
>>5598379742 5 2 0 this cm is wack
Digitan raced a bit too fast and peed her pants. What do you do as her Trainer?
>Playing URA Finals for the mission>Completely forget what I'm doing
>>559837974I wouldn't be able to qualify for A if it was this day only. Anyway I found this cute Oguri pic.
>>559837969superior lust provoker
>>5598379742 1 4 0ill simply be lucky on the finals
>>559837974i made it to A finals and i'm shocked
>>559838001>>559838082We HATE stego here!However, we LOVE espo here!Espo love, gyaru love, cute musician love!
>>559837974>3/20, 18/80fuck this CM, I hate everything. It's just as gamba as sprints, but whales are favored even more.
>Torena-san goes to a French restaurant and can't read the menu>Sirius shows up and offers to assist them>If you say yes she "helps" but as soon as the food arrives she moves it to her own tableI like this one
Why is Oguri posing like that? Did City teach her that?
>>559838182
>>55983797419/20
Why does Tama always get lost? Is she stupid?
>>559837974boring/10I've gotten too good at this game
>>559838140I praise her thoroughly and then work to address the problems this may pose for her racing. Will she need a different drinking regimen? Chafe-reducing undergarments? Watertight seals around her ankles so that she doesn't develop squishy insoles in the middle of a race? Corrosion-resistant coating on her cleats? Throughout this process, I intermittently praise her more.
>>559838353>8-bit voices>it's just undercringe garbage
>>559837974ICHIBAN DES
Digitan LOVE
>>559838236
>>559838172im throbbing
>>5598379742/3/2/02gamba4me
Can I train Tamtam in the next longslop, or is it gonna be golshigame the reboot?
You may stop your career run and socialize with King Halo.
>>559838428I don't care I am going to engage in sexual relations with this trainee
IM GONNA SLURP AND NIBBLE ON FUKU'S DELICIOUS THIGHS
>>55983797410/15
>>559838513Yes you can, just make sure you have enough club points
>>559838513She's good but you need mile gps
>>559837373Debuffs on ends and fronts on all your aces
They should update the game so all unique skill animations are played as real time cutscenes in engine using whatever Uma activated it. I wanna see my ace do 7 unique animations every race.
>>559838513She'll allegedly have a harder time in MANT because of her E Mile affinity, but if that turns out to be a nothingburger of an obstacle, she'll probably be pretty good. But Kitasan and VBourbon will be too, and Golshi will be a monster like always>built-in gold recovery>abundance of high affinity Spurt parents>20% stam growth>broken ult for long-distance
>>559838514
>>559838430Teio can't catch a break...
>>559838514I'm not worthy.
>>559838726You're saying we won't be able to reach 1200/1200/1200 on Mantblazer?
>>559838082>>559838620>>>/Umajp/
MANTLORDS WON
>>559838726Bringing Halloween rice and taking her gold debuff. Rushing will be My win condition, not yours. You rush, you die.
>>559838881>>>/v/
>>55983797412/20
>>559838514LET ME EAT YOU OUT, KING HALO, I'LL EVEN DO YOUR ASS
>>559838870Regardless of CM, regardless of how easy your stat line is, people will always try to minimax their stamina and recovery count. Even if we are all 1200 Stam, people are going to buy skills to finish the race within 5% Of death so they can pump more wit and power and guts. Stam is literally the only skill in the game that you can have too much of, which it makes it an opportunity to exploit people's greed.
>>559838513>watch 10 videos about jp cm finals>8 won by Tamamo>1 won by Kitasan where there were no Tamamos>1 won by Coguri where neither of those were in the room
>queue for CM>player with "[uma name] Expert" in my lobbyI know what you are.
gobbling that sweaty post-race first-rate caboose
>>559838764It'd be cool if every unique skill came with two animations - one for the original character, and one for others who learned it from her. It wouldn't make sense for everybody to do every character-specific thing that happens in the main animations, but a shorter, watered-down version could probably be made that'd apply well enough to every character.
I'm in love with that regal umamusume. Shes so perfect
>>559839210a fucking northernlion post in the big 2026
>>559839028>>/x/
>>559839262
>>559839262Air Shakir?
>>559839350
Helios is so silly
>thought I got into group A>classified for B FinalsAm I retarded?
>>559839489>classifieda bit there's a huge pop up and everything when you do
>>559839489Maybe
>>559839350>>559839360>>559839394NoNot regal enoughHelios is a dumpass
>>559839262fine motion?
>>559839350>>559839394>>559839567
>>559837974I am so BORED. It is the same 4 umas every single time. I can only shudder to think how boring medium dirt will be.
>>559838196arr celts rook same
>Jobbed in round 1>Dominating in B-rank Damn...
>>559838804How come Vodka isn't as wanked as much as Ai-chan despite winning the Dahby and Japan Cup as a mare?
>>559839637it's mcqueen's time to shine (dirt E)
>>559839628wtf this guy just wanted to put his face in her little itty bitties I can see right through him he just wanted to nuzzle her little pancakes
>>559839731she uggo
>>559838082>tfw stuck at 50kI need a meta banner to roll on...
>>559839731pigeonholed into goofy comedic relief lesbian
What's wrong Anon are you getting seduced by an unumamusumed uma?
https://x.com/winningthes0ul/status/2031130419278594463?s=46I’ve never wanted to kill something so badly in my life
I hit stop every time I hear the bakushit song
>>559839762and mile F
>>559839731because the one thing people use to slander ai is actually true about vodka.also, ai won the japan cup twice, and one of those was against two other triple crown winners.
>>559839847GIVE HER HER EARS AND TAIL BACK
>and then the horse girl ran even fasterWhy is it so kino every time
teio teio teio
Is it better to wait for MANT for parent runs?
I love cheese like she does
Pov you father is a trainer and it's bring you kid to work day.
Stamina requirements for Pisces:>Hanshin 3200m, Heavy/Spring/Rainy>Normal mood>A aptitudes in distance, track, and styleEnd Closers, 1200/1200/950/450/600, 3 golds>100% survival, 96% spurt1200 stam, 2 golds>100% survival, 93% spurt1200 stam, 1 gold>100% survival, 67% spurt1100 stam, 3 golds>100% survival, 91% spurt1100 stam, 2 golds>100% survival, 80% spurt1000 stam, 3 golds>100% survival, 82% spurt1000 stam, 2 golds >100% survival, 67% spurt
>>559840040build grandparents you need a bunch of mile/medium/long spark umas to build parents in mant so they can actually run races
>>559840040You can loop some Ignited sparks until then
>>559840128Yeah but what about pace?
>>559840128>1200, 3 goldsI thought this was going to be a meme...
>entering CM finals A with the lowest WR I ever hadjust give me a SS whale at this point
I'm very happy that my dirty Scarlet was able to contribute to my A finals ticket. It was unreal how many times she ended in 2nd place by a head or a neck. Extremely proud of my little baby being able to fight this blatant rigging.
>>559840269help her out with some hesitant next time
someone PLEASE post falco builds with high win rates (>25%) so I know what to aim for in my last runs before finals
>>559840128>playing End Closerslmao
>>559840128hmmm nyeah I'll take 1 gold off that
>>559839763Rubys trainer needs help man...Or a collar
>>559840128You need more wit
I LIKE the orange schizo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITASAN
>>559840128fuck this i'm skipping next CM
>>559839847The thing I hate the most about this is that she's still cute. She will forever be cute.
>shit cm + shit scenarionot looking good bwos...
>>559840394unironically ruby declaring him her property would more than likely result in an improvement to his mental state
>>559839856Would be nice to watch it die
I do not respect your Smart Falcon, El Condor Pasa, Oguri Cap or Taiki Shuttle.
>>559839637def feels like casuals have fallen off sneaking into A. Can't go a race without falco or taiki. Hasn't been like that in other CMs where they were meta
The silence around MANT changes is deafening. We're getting vanilla MANT.
>>559840373uhhhh whalebros?
>>559840510Neicha deserves to be bullied
>>559840373>still no evolved skills announcementVF skippers.. we should have rolled..
Future Style Status?http://poal.me/vvb9oahttp://poal.me/vvb9oahttp://poal.me/vvb9oa
>>559840631we know we're getting bulk buy qol
Almond Eye's birthday today>>559840338Just pick the one in the middle and pray
>>559840128If MANT doesn't kill the game then this CM certainly will
>>559840626Pits, tummy, and feet in one card
>>559840490>Rudolf while I lick her extremely hairy umanko
>>559839489Maybe you dreamt it
>>559840702the poorfag style
>>559840569She should take lessons from Orfevre.
I fucking love picking my nose and rubbing the little hard bits on the wall resulting in a nosebleed
the creek faggot is really annoyingthe creek faggot is nothing but a goonerthe creek faggot literally does not play the gamethe creek faggot is a new problem that could be related to /v/
>>559840128Front Runners, 1200/1200/950/450/600, 3 golds >100% survival, 87% spurt1200 stam, 2 golds>100% survival, 77% spurt1200 stam, 1 gold >100% survival, 56% spurt1100 stam, 3 golds>100% survival, 71% spurt1100 stam, 2 golds>100% survival, 54% spurt1100 stam, 1 gold>99% survival, 13% spurt1000 stam, 3 golds>100% survival, 62% spurt1000 stam, 2 golds>100% survival, 41% spurt
>>559840871Ironic coming from the attention whoring staygoldnigger
>>559840712Happy birthday, Ai-chan!
>>559840702>Lategods in the pollSurely you all MLBed that neicha card...
>>559840871Saar this is /vg/. /uma/ even/v/ is 4 blocks down and to the left
Happy Birthday to these umamusume!
>>559840843Wait a second... you're not a big time streamer!
>>559840338Here you go bwo
>>559840128What sort of deck will make these stats achievable in MANT?
>>559840128>1200 stamina 3 goldsPeople will complain about KSB winning with 800 stamina and 1 gold, I just know it will happen.
Anyone been running taiki GW? I'm feeling rather foolish as i just made one and even tho tis mile A it keeps beating my taikis with more midrace and mile S. Odd track
>>559840712Love her
What is Ei Ei Mun?What is Howa?What is Yeppers?
>>559840702My style is dictated by my umawife.
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/issues/30I fucking knew that this fucker broke something
>>559840338>36.3%
>>559840128people don't know mant is going to shit out skill points yet, buying 3 golds is easy
>>559841147oh nyothe cheater got cheated
>>559839731Dyke design. Vodka is objectively better designed than MUH SPARKLY EYES, but her design is butch lesbian ruffian with a Karen haircut. She was doomed from the start. Almond Eye on the other hand was given an incredibly girly design, very magical girl -esque.Vodka also has a girly girl rival, so they make her extra Manish in personality to juxtapose against Scarlet, and she can never stand out too much on her own because the power balance between the two has to remain equal ish.Vodka was set up to fail from the start.
>>559840843I use my thumb every once in a while to rake out the big one in the front and it’s so satisfying as it rips all the hairs out
>>559841218go back to /jp/ you tranny
>>5598409803LBed. I'm thinking of using that crystal soon
>>559841104Do you know what diq is?
>>559841074Only recommend it if you’re running a Front. Otherwise she pushed up too far.
>>559841278oh nyois the cheater mad? maybe the cheater needs his fix? can't "play" the game without his daily sweep?
>>559841319yeah i am, my s.maru gets eaten but she cucks 1st 80%+. Might even slot el pasa back in even tho 0 wins
>>559841053I want Tosen Jordan to give me a handjob while she distracts herself with her phone!I want Tosen Jordan to get angry at me for ruining her nails after I finish!
>>559840917Pace Chasers, 1200/1200/950/450/600, 3 golds>100% survival, 92% spurt1200 stam, 2 golds>100% survival, 87% spurt1200 stam, 1 gold>100% survival, 99% survival, 47% spurt1100 stam, 3 golds>100% survival, 68% spurt1100 stam, 2 golds>99% survival, 49% spurt1100 stam, 1 gold>99% survival, 9% spurt1000 stam, 3 golds>100% survival, 59% spurt1000 stam, 2 golds>99% survival, 38% spurt
>>559841020>>559841154KITA YOU SLUT GIVE ME DODGING DANGER GOD DAMMIT
>>559840128do you have MLB Super creek >yesA finals>nyoB finalsshrimple as
My Digi-tan is absolutely farming. This is probably the most successful uma I’ve ever had in a CM.
bwos, we cheating in here?
I should probably go hunting for long/end parents right NOW
>>559840128Change it to 1000 wit, disable rushed and include downhill hp reduction
>>559839789When did you start?
>>559841497What's her body count?
>>559841560nyo
Who's the villain of MANT?
>>5598416641. Just me
>>559841560maybe...
>>559841759Sweepy
>>559841759Cygames
>>559841735>>559841816Friendly reminder that Kitasan tapped that.
>>559841816I'd sweep her tosho
>>559841147Thats why you learn how to git checkout specific commits by the SHA and just branch it every time this guy commits his untested dev work to master directly
>>559841816tosho? more like TUSHY
>>559842054
>>559841495Late Surgers, 1200/1200/950/450/600, 3 golds>100% survival, 93% spurt1200 stam, 2 golds>100% survival, 87% spurt1200 stam, 1 gold>100% survival, 77% spurt1100 stam, 3 golds>100% survival, 81% spurt1100 stam, 2 golds>100% survival, 69% spurt1100 stam, 1 gold>100% survival, 43% spurt1000 stam, 3 golds>100% survival, 65% spurt1000 stam, 2 golds>99% survival, 44% spurt
>>559841147>sweepydev uses main instead of master
>>559842256>he thinks you have a choicemicrojew would gas you alive
Perfect for gorgeous looks, can push asap>>559841965>>559841965>>559841147>>559841965>>559841965
>>559842256Gonna bet 20 dollars sweepydev is a zoom-zoom that didn't know it used to be master
It took longer than her title. But 5 star obtained.I love her.
Birthday girl
>>559841449I'm intrigued
Umas are erotic.
>>559841759(You)
>>559842586You mean Umamusume, right?Right?
>>559841759trackblazer
>>559841925That’s property of Duramente, Kita
>>559842409my runs arent this consistent or high rated...
>>559839350>>559839394>>559839567>>559839628How's Ruby's relationship with her trainer?
>>559837974I knew Shiraoki-sama was too kind to give me 3-2-4-4 yesterday, as I just get wiped with 2-2-2-0, but it's expected because for the last 4 CMs, I just never seem to ever get a good day 2 of Round 2 because my umas just never feel like running that day. My Taiki lost at least 3 times today to 1100 speed A Mile umas because she just wants to hang around 5th forever.But whatever, I'm in and I got my race high yesterday for the little effort I put in, and even with those wins I got, fuck this CM/10, I'm fully set for my bronze then figuring out front building in the next few CMs.
>>559842497Congratz. I just got her to 4* Last week.
>>559842701Look at the date of the screenshot. They just took it from someone else.
How big of a difference between 50 and 60 race bonus next is there in MANT? Am I fucking myself over by putting in yeppers and KSB with their 5 race bonus? Ayabe is my borrow for Daring Strike
>>559842865stolen valor? many such cases
>>559839763yes, and Ruby would unironically allow it
>>559840128>>559840917>>559841495>>559842240ok, that's all the running styles. End closers look the easiest, they'll want 1100 stam + 3 golds or 1200 stam + 2 golds, whichever is easier. Those give spurt rates north of 90%Front runners eat stamina like Oguri does fried rice, they'll want 1100 stam + 3 golds or 1200 stam + 2 golds, and neither of them get spurt rates better than upper 70s, compared to 90+ with Ends.Pacers are similarly hungry,1200 stam + 2 golds is good performance, but 1100 + 2 golds is not.
>>559842701Verify the pull request and merge asapi used a random image with repeating patterns. i think it was from the Anon who japan travels all the time idk
>>559837857SON OF A BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING DIRT MILES CMWHY AM I GETTING REKT BY GOLDSHIP
>>559842968Should be fine
Why are we so slow? Did everyone really go to /v/?
>>559843137
>>559840917Strange, I put in 1200/1100/1100/600/800 with Maestro + Pure Heart and it has full spurt rate even with awful mood
>>559843137nigga lost to kim jong un's gold ship
>>559843004No Ryan, I am not going to lick every inch of your thigh just to eat chocolate
The SEA creature has gone fishing again.
>>559843137GOLSHI GAMEGOLSHI FRANCHISEGOLSHI WORLD
>>559842758Ruby deeply cares for her trainer and was likely going to select him even if all the other people that applied for the role didnt drop out.Its just that she talks and acts like a blue blooded aristocrat, which leads to her trainer getting plenty of misunderstandings about her intentions.That mixed with her trainer having massive imposter syndrome (due to winning the selection by default after all the other applicants dropped out) leads to many moments where trainer thinks he isnt the right pick to be rubys trainer or that he thinks she is gonna fire him.They do care about eachother though even if the trainer feels its one sided on his part at times.
>>559843004Ryan is on heat again
first time getting into finals B since CM3I don't care anymore, wake me up in 72 hours
>>559843291LIAR
Eating pagpag every night when you’re married to Tamamo Cross
>>559843137>All those buhi'd out cards>Still borrows sex tosho for spurtI thought whales would be less lazy
>>559843172The Seafags are busy with VTranny garbage
>>559843137>He lost to this
>>559843320I'm reminded by that one tanabata fan art again
>>559843243the extra 200 wit, 150 guts is affecting the rate, plus Creek ult is very strong recovery. I got 100% survival, 99.8% spurt when I entered that data.
I am announcing my imminent masturbation
>>559843320Cute
Umas for this feel?
>>559843519Poor people don’t look like this
Since thread is slow, am I allowed to spam the birthday girls?
sweepy is coming
>>559840128MANT horses are going to get 800++ guts thoughbeit
>>559843715Do you put the gas up it’s ass?
>>559843753Is Umamusume on topic?
>>559843557this one? >>559840394
Lost to a 600 power Taiki that proc'd rushing gale at the perfect moment. Not even mad.
>>559843754All over my dick
fraudonna and jobwa NEVER recovered after this
>>559843715Why is there a line? Do they not have another gas station to go to?
>>559843243>>559843578what gaslight sim are we using
>>559843753Yes post more Kitasex
>>559843243which uma were you testing? I thought it was Super Creek at first, but if her ult is inherited it's just another white, iirc. I'm only getting 92% spurt when I enter your data.
>>559841610Last day of the free rolls
>please cygames, I'm relevant! pleaaaase!shitty_little_boots,jpg
>>559843754kino>>559843810suffering cinema
>>559843715you guys think traveling work horses are going to come back if gasses keep getting fucked
>>559844014Hope not. Horses stink.
>marked
I want Gold City to beat me up
>>559843959I'm testing a front runner (Kitasan isn't in alpha umalator)Did you also add in the 2 green stam skills?
>>559843821>>559843958O K
how many days untl MANT
>>559844101
>>5598442143
>>559844091Are umamusume stinky?
>>559844250
>>559844214In three days
Hot. Erotic. Sweaty.
>>559844402
>>559844385Horses are capable of shitting while running. Horses do shit while running. Umamusume probably shit while running, especially when exerting themselves. A little shit isn’t going to matter when they hit the zone.
it's done
>>559844520Imagine how easy it is for an uma to absolutely stain their trainer with their scent
>>559844540>3 days until the mambocalypses
>do a casual Urara run for missions>scenario recordWhat the FUCK why do I never get these kinds of highrolls on actual ace runs
>>559844526
>>559844585This is very lewd imagery
>>559844540cringe
Round 2 of stamina requirements. The last set was one based on Aoharu statlines plus a little more, I'm upping the statline to see how much of a difference that makes. End closers, 1200/1200/1000/800/800 + 3 golds>99% spurt1200 stam/800 guts + 2 golds>99% spurt1200 stam/800 guts+ 1 gold>93% spurt1100 stam/800 guts + 3 golds>99% spurt1100 stam/800 guts + 2 golds>98% spurt1100stam/800 guts + 1 gold>88% spurt1100 stam/800 guts + 2 golds>99% spurt
>>559844585adore my bro
>>559844531Umamusume don't poo. Their buttholes are clean and white. They don't pee either so they don't even use toilets.
>>559844531>oguris LE BEAST aura in the anime is just her raw stink from shitting herself
>>559844669... she's just drinking from a water bottle.
>>559844651This day seems very generous in terms of ace building. Even managed to make a decent Oguri Cap that got me 20% WR better than the 10% WR I have back then
>>559844610Great, now I have a raging boner
>>559844540>>559844540I knew it could be done
>>559844660
>>559844760ignore the mentally ill rapist in the making
:(
>>559844756With how much she eats even before races she is definitely shitting herself most races.
I just found out that VF made a ranking of what scenario he think is best. Thoughts? https://x.com/vvvivlosuma/status/2030862189444333955
>>559844585GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>559844836for as much as people glazed sprintslop for RNG, this one feels way more unpredictable to me
>>559844836did you qualify bwo...? t-to at least b?
>>559844836Turn that frown upside down!
>>559844836bwo it's burger buhi hours...
>>559844805
>>559844610I don't have to imagine, I was picking a mare's hoof after riding, and she diarrhea'd all over my back, it was gross>inb4 that's fine too
>>559843137>he actually has the ayabe SSRthis guy is a real golshi oshi holy moly
>>559844916
>>559844967sweepy WOULD do this
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>559845009Not like this...
>>559844956
Thought she didn't make it, but she held on to the last second. I cheered.
raped
>>559844760>>559844823Normalfags should explode.
>>559845027But I am...
>>559845027there's literally nothing to do
>>559844836Use your carats later for another round, SEA hours is 3 hours from now maybe you will get lucky to win against shitters.
It's been 24 hours. If you didn't give your input, fuck you.The umamusume the most people wanted choco from were1: 33 votes - Nice Nature2: 31 votes - Taiki Shuttle3: 25 votes - Agnes Digital4: 24 votes - Manhattan Cafe5: 23 votes - Mayano Top Gun and Silence Suzuka6: 20 votes - King Halo7: 18 votes - Mejiro Dober8: 17 votes - El Condor Pasa, Maruzensky, and Oguri Cap9: 16 votes - Daiwa Scarlet, Maruzensky (Summer), Meisho Doto, Rice Shower, Tamamo Cross10: 15 votes - Curren Chan, Haru Urara, Narita TaishinTwo interesting points>Maruzensky had the most trainers getting chocolate from both versions.16 out of 17 OG Maru lovers also selected Smaru. Now that's dedication. /uma/ truly is a hagchad general.>Bourbon had more trainers recieving from her alt than her original11 OG Bourbon and 14 V Bourbon. You ARE using your selector on her to rectify this, RIGHT?Disclaimers:>its poal, no way to limit someone to just 7 votes>its poal, of course it was rigged>its 4chan, some people definitely didn't understand the assignmentWarms my heart to see Natie win.Props to the one commenter that came in to shit on Falco.
>>559845113
>>559844823made you look
Was MANT as shilled in JP as it's currently being shilled by the global umamusume umatter page?
New content doko...
>>559845210based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based>>559845260love seeing the same image 20 times in a row but with different text
>>559845184Have sex.
>>559843137Weirdly enough this cm is good for golshi if you can endure the chansformation process.
>>559845305Selectors doko…
>>559844967Your fault for leaning into the line of fire sadly.
>>559844163Pure Heart won't activate if you're in 1st place, just so you know. Even with 2 golds, this is the results umalator gave me for a Front Runner of your specifications.
>>559845328see >>559845278
>>559845260
>>559845259I only picked og maru didn't know you could vote 7 times
Most forced shitty umas:StegoTrannyscend
>>559845167it literally looks like she's in second lol
Anyone have success with a front taiki? My pace taiki is starting to struggle in front heavy lobbies, so maybe moving her up with two sacrificial fronts might help.
>>559845407>If you didn't give your input, fuck you.>>its 4chan, some people definitely didn't understand the assignment.Thank you for playing. Have a nice day.
>>559845385Disable rushed and wit checks retard
>>559845027wating for Mant to kill us
>>559845260>no titspass
>>559845464
>>559845405
>>559845464Stego has a great design. It’s a shame global won’t get her for years.
>>559845259taiki game des
>>559845464RUDE
>>559845509why? Why would I disable those things? Why would that make these calculations more accurate?
>>559845259blatantly rigged
>>559845259>Digitan that high/uma/ doesn't hate Digitan?
>>559845464Nothing is stopping you from talking about your favorite, you know.
>>559845545She’s ashamed she cheated
>>559845554
>>5598453283DPD are evil.
>>559845680it's teio
>>559845385>Pure Heart won't activate if you're in 1st place, just so you know.>I guess I'll have to test it for myself. I'm also not quite sure how a rabbit Suzuka will affect front runner stamina consumption.
>>559845464Please understand /umaJP/ is dead
>>559845647>Rice Shower that low>Digital that highTake a guess.
I attempted to generate a sexual assault in a Tracen dorm room, with limited successhttps://files.catbox.moe/72yb6a.mp4
>>559845732no it isnt
>>559845732My condolences. There's still nothing stopping you from posting about her if you ignore the replies
Jp is disheartening
If someone from Mambo doesn't have Mambo do they get kicked?
>>559845693
>>559845686Kill yourself desu wa.
>>559845809SS!?
I want to put Ryan in a frilly idol dress like Falco's...
>>559845259It's actually insane I see less Neichaposting here but she ranked first.
>>559845819If dancho doesnt pull Mambo he's renaming the club to "I jerk it to Kitasan"
>half my races taiki is too far up to ult>the other half she's too far back to ultnigger game
>>559845738I'm also going to run Kitasan. I've got my own 3lb Creek, which is a relief. Not quite sure of the deck but I'll work it out. The biggest obstacle is not being able to use Kitasan SSR on Kitasan uma and I have no other non-welfare mlb SSR speed cards
>>559845686Explains why she was in detention retaking the test.
Kitasan Black makes me really horny
>>559845809Why
>>559845827
>>559845819yes. penis inspection day will involve a mambo audit this month.
>>559846017I act like but don't look like this
>>559845974
>>559845910um, your plancha pulse qwo???
>>559846017What’s Dia’s problem
>Closed a minute agoFAGGOT I KNOW YOU HERE
>>559846127>implying that does shit vs native SFV+plancha
>>559845259>a million falco avatarfags>nobody gives her chocos
smart falcon is a meme. the real devil of aquarius is digitan.
>>559845887It's just the way it goes. Most people wouldn't pick Neicha as their 1st favorite, but she's got so much general appeal that she shows up in most people's top 7.
>>559846017No wonder she couldn’t pull Sweep
>>559846116
>>559846187This is a trap.
>>559846284Why are you spamming
>>559846296it is, but my tastes are more inclined to pic related so I'm not particularly drawn to Nishino, sexually speaking
>>559845260>>559846284I am ready to become one with Mackie
>>559846284
I’ve never seen Smart Falcon without a dick in or around her.
>>559846448step away from her then
How much will I enjoy Umamusume if I enjoy actual racing in real life?
>>559846445I’ll see if I can sneak out of Aoi’s room without waking her
>>559846445
>>559846413you are attracted to a hag larping as a high schooler
>>559846448"Aaaaaand post!"
>>559846296it might be
The 30% winrate digitan has way worse stats than the 15% one but has pump and more speed because of green skills
>>559846603
post your favorite uma merch
>>559846228I like her when she sees me giving the choco to other umas :D
>>559845827>>559846445I don't get this stupid yandere edits. Not a single one umamusume act this way towards trainer, it's just your fetish's perception of the girls. It's stupid.
I am so close to being able to reach class 6 retention....unless it gets boosted to like 4m next week in which case probably not.
>>559845260I like this kind of artstyle
How the hell does everyone else have a Smart Falcon? I thought no one pulled for her?
we HATE JP uma here
>>559846753
>>559846646Not the dreaded adult woman fetish...
she's still got itSlet hag, even
>>559846821Well, women are not the intended audience for this
>>559846883i have a curren instead
>>559846884>”yum! I love the taste of my boyfriend’s cum!”
>>559846894gn
>>559846883I don't have Falco yet
>>559846883Not everyone have Falco, but 90% of people winning they do
was round falcon the youngest year 1 uma? it took literal YEARS for the rest of her gen to show up
>all the ""meta"" umas for next CM have a dogass mile apt>...except for Oguri Capexplain this
>>559846883she just decided to come to me on her own
>>559846883Luckiest spook I ever had. And I was spooked by the KSB card. But it’s because I’ve had to pity a trainee twice now.
Post winrates59/8029- S. Maru18- Falco 12- OguriMy S. Maru is better than my Falco, and I'm happy that Oguri gets some wins here and there.
i hate that i have nothing else to use my anni selectors on than MLB creek even if i know it's objectively goodi fucking hate training longs and using stamina cards feels like shit but i have literally no other SSRs at an acceptable level other than like gacha suzuka speed
>>559846883I pulled for her during her banner because I thought she looked cute, little did I know that she's fucking broken
>>559847202Say it with meAs in PEAK
>>559846821>Not a single one umamusume act this way towards trainerNot a single umamusume flaunts their sweaty tits either>it's just your fetish's perception of the girlsHave you ever opened pixiv? Why are you surprised?>this is off-model>X wouldn't say that (unironically)>your fantasy is not canonical!!!bwo... you got the 'tism
>>559846883I got her from daily pulls
nothing personal teioGOD
>>559837857>his oshi never won Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)
>>559847194gold shi is the youngest from 09 SHART falcon is 05.
>>559847202Pure coincidence
>>559847040
>>559846821My Suzuka acts like this
>>559847202End Xog you say?
>>559843824Yeppers
Now that MANT is here what recoveries are we giving XOguri
>>559846883she's a whore so she spooks everyone
>>559847606There’s nothing consistent.
Oguri as in sex
>>559847262too much work to count wins I'm just posting the %Maru refused to highroll even though I spend 80% of my prep time on her
Finals status?
>>559847660Was Tachyon parent for her unique inherit a gaslight too?
>>559847606Super Duper Climax as in sex
>>559847606I have no idea but enough to proc her ult and barcarole.
>an entire scenario where nothing but oguri and pasa is goodno wonder this game was on the verge of EOS
>>559847760No, it works and it’s probably the best option, but you have to run double pace for that due to positioning requirements.
>>559847728Didn’t play
>>559847606Someone said about a Mantblazer scenario skill but I can't find on gametora
>get first Falco event without her being in my deck>get 3* groundwork and nothing elsehatred
Post something cute please
wat a painful schedule i don't to click all these menus
>>559848004
Guys I have an idea. What if instead of club drama we post club friendship. Like I thought it was really wholesome when some anons came out to defend Rebricked from the shitstirrer the other day. And maybe instead of "Mambogedon" being ill will for a rank it can be like a funny thing where we sillypost those in the club who don't switch to Mambo profile day 1.I was thinking about this and I think I have something nice I could say about every clubexcept for the weird B+ dead ones that are on the list and never recruit here and don't even have a banner but somehow there's 3 to 5 oblivious anons in there giving them B rank
>>559847949Umas getting jealous that you're hugging plushies and dakis of them every night instead of the real thing
what the FUCK
>>559847908
>>559847885>double pace Well fuck that's a no go
>>559848087i-it's not like i want to be your friend, idiot!
>>559848087There's no special inter-club tournament to celebrate first anniversary desu. That would be awesome. Kinda like Turbo Tuesday-esque where we duel at all distance, but it is a pain to coordinate.
>>559848076assuming we do atleast 30 races, we are gonna check the shop for 30 times. click on the items approx 60 times in addition to choosing to race or traini definitely dont want to play this on mobile
>>559848149What the fuck is this broken skill?
>>559848332Inconsistent
>>559848332second half random condition is too RNG, meaning the heal and the accel wont be useful most of the time
>>559848332it looks broken but the duration is low too short, it's basically a white heal
>>559847202Next CM is long
>>559848519love me police horsedog
>>559847934raped
IKEEE
>>559848185I like this picture
>>559844128but you would die
If you use Taiki you deserve to be gunned down in the street
>>559848280I would do this to Brian and there is nothing she could do to stop me
is suzuka able to cuck fronts? think i need to do something, not prepping groundwork for fronts means i have been unable to pivot my strategy
>>559848158If you do want to try it and have Teio, she’s actually not bad as your second Pace, especially if you’re running a Front as your third.
Hate donkey ears
Convince me not to do pic-related just to increase my chances to win B finals. For reference I have been unable to win 3 times in one run.
Finally got this combination after God knows how many runs. Maru-chan usually sticks to the other selfie stick.
>>559848827groundwork is a fucking meme, if my fronts get passed it's long after early race
>>559848898sex with flatties (puppets)
>>559848913not having groundwork means my fronts are unable to compete with other fronts, track is too short for pace keep or midrace to let them catch up
>>559848827Only if she was build to actually block. If you build her as a standard Front, you're fucked
>>559848892>1.2mil>100TP>+1.20% support bonusnewbro...
I fell for the Daitaku Helios propaganda.
>>559848913You forgot your Oguri pic bwo. You have to post the Oguri pic if you gaslight.
>>559849073whats the difference? how do you build her to block?isnt cucking angling and scheming enough?
>>559849016Do you not have taking the lead either?>>559849103It's not a gaslight, I watch my races and my maru will consistently get front early, only to randomly lose it to a smart falcon mid race, which groundwork wouldn't do shit for.
mating press Pacificus' kids
>>559849095
Is this skill ever worth taking prior to skill evolution? Are there any situations where a late-race heal doesn't suck ass?
>>559848823
>>5598472624/601 win in round 13 wins in round 2
>>55984930611/11 patch added spurt recalcs. Late race heals are okay now.
Out of desperation, I have MLBed my Nice Natie and I'm scrambling with prayersI hope this wasn't a bad decision
>>559848898Grandad and grandaughter
>>559849387starting with a shitty spurt then transitioning to a good one is not a winning gameplan.
>612k weekly high>mant dropping near the end of the weekI don't think I'm retaining this week
>>559849179That Niggerzuka was already dying mid-race, or she dies at the last corner without actually cucking A&S. The usual blocker build ignores speed, in the case of a Niggerzuka you need STA since I believe getting stamina skills means she won't have mid-skills to defend position. I also would try getting position defender ults like Bakushin's and Daiwa's.
>>559849306oguri late gambling but you only need the white for that, so norandom trigger means its still really bad
BNW have to be the shittiest unity cup team by a long shot. they're the only ones I can click into with multiple Xs and still win every time
>>559849214>>559849307billion kids with brianeventual threesome with her sis
>>559847439
>>559848810Don't worry, my Taiki shot her own legs and can't find anywhere above 5th.
>>559849457Neither is starting with an excellent spurt then getting hit by a debuff or the increased stamina consumption from a duel that makes you lose the race
>>559849607duelling doesn't affect stamina consumption
>>559849557sex with CBmarrying lunaadopting chiyo and teiosex with brian, pokke and vodkagetting abducted to düsseldorf by flash
>>559849557
>>559849661nta but it shouldit'd be real funnymake it cost guts more than stam too
>>559849661It does indirectly by making you go faster
>>559849557Why'd they make tickezo look so cool
Oguribros, i am requesting a temporary "if losing, win" pass for my Vodka.
What was the most soulful uma your raced against this CM?
>>559849754Request accepted.
>>559848087I also defend Rebricked but I mostly defend Autis/uma/ even though I'm not inside the club since I was one of the anons that wanted a new club made and been cheering for them since it's creation. About Mambo I do when it's going too far otherwise I join the usual "Mambro..." since they can take it and no one believes any slander about them. I defend mine a bit then just ignore since it doesn't last long
>>559847439No, but she placed 2nd and then beat the Derby winner in the Kikka Sho
>>559849607Just get a recovery that actually fucking works. Relax is eventually patched to work in the mid-race, because late-race recovery is still really bad.
>>559849768love spechud
Nobody defends uma&co...
I'm not seeing any sloptubers recommend Bijin Wit SSR for the next CM, considering there is no accels on the track except for kitasan and straightaway spurt, isn't NSM just an auto win? The card is useable at LB0/LB1 too, what am I missing?
fact: gate 7 is the best gate
>>559849927well Rebricked and Mambo take the baits much easier/uma/dash is also hard to bait
>>559849873>Just get a recovery that actually fucking works.just buy maestro thrice>because late-race recovery is still really bad.Tell that to the cafe fags who get it from their potential skills
>someone brings a nigger suzuka>forces my oguri to activate fat pulse at the right moment>nigger suzuka spends all her stamina trying to stay ahead>mfwyeah i dont even know whats the point of runaway suzukas they seems to only shit up the formations but also buff strong pace chasers
mambo
>>559848087>he doesn't know about the B+ club mega discord where we all laugh and bet on the club drama, ranks and members of the A+ clubs
I managed to win all three of these but the previous dip with two plushies fell despite being closer to the drop zone
>>559848087>spoilerThat's club racism and goes against the grain of your entire postSeems like you're just in one of the two clubs and want some damage control
>>559849941No, it’s okayDefinitely a hit to stats, though
>Sloptubers and CM lobbies:>FRONTS FRONTS FRONTS>FRONTS ARE OP>If you manage to make a dirt Suzuka, you win>Pasa? Only as front>Taiki? Only as front>X. Oguri? Only as front>Actual CM>If losing, winDiscuss.
bro...
>>559850294Get dipped nerd
>>559850232Bro I only lost once to Oguri, I thought all of this was a meme
When is the selector?
>>559850418Never
>>559850339I lost more to oguris and pace pasas than to fronts
Lememe wishing his horsefu a happy birthdayhttps://x.com/christo68914587/status/2031190698440142971
>>559849941None of them know what they're fucking talking about then. Probably got too cocky and started copying JP/KR shit again even though we're still playing a different game. NSM will continue to be the best acceleration in the game on long tracks. Use it or lose. Good luck if you don't have a copy.
>>559850232idk, i just run haru
>>559850442>my queenhe is so incredibly horny for that hors
Holy crap, woman, why? Why do you haunt me?
>>559849927We just chillin brah sometimes some tryna falseflag us but we just straight up chillin>Discord?Public knowledge, optional, I'm not even in it and the main club chat is pretty active>Retention rateExtremely consistent, most of the time its either no replacements or 1-2 dead flatliners>BottingNonexsistent I think, we natty>Dirt shoesGone in less than 1 minute on reset >QuotaFlexibleish, still A+. No penis inspection>DramaNoneAnd our name is funny so we stuck to it from the start
>>559849802That's a tie between a Dirt B Mile A NYOpera and a Dirt A Mile A base Biwa, but I'm leaning a little more towards Ms. Hayahide, really wish they would have won. Also, thinking about this reminded me that I only came across 4 Suzies this whole CM. 2 of them sucked, but the other 2 were built well enough that they would be unbeatable if they had perfect Unrestrained proc, but still strong otherwise. Won't be surprised to see them in my finals
bue bue bue
>>559850064They are just more reliable Blockushin. Only meant to deny others A&S. And it only works some of the time.
>>559850546>>559850503cutie spotted
cygames please learn how to do better match making if i dont have a platinum title i should not be matching against platinums let the platinums battle it out against each other
>>559850232Front players are either retards who bought into the ponzi scheme or oshi gamers
Should I get Daiwa inherit for pace or Productive Plan?
Oh I just realized preview should be soon.Please let it be Victoire Pisa. Please. Don't let it be someone I actually want. I'm not ready for that yet. I'll give Pisa 20 rolls or so but please.
>>559850442
>>559846883Free Half-Anni pulls, she came alongside Eishin Flash
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>559849941People been saying everyone gets nimble nav from MANT scenario, so rather than doubling it's strength to NSM, adding another accel is better for your overall performance.>>559850060I'd much sooner borrow rob roy card for Lie in Wait or take the BoFA gamble.Though the real winning play is to inherit Superior Heal
If I got 3/4/2/3 today how confidant should I feel for A Finals
>>559849927I ignore it mostly since if I defend us it just loops
>>559850232this is true though
>>559850901FUCK OW EVERY TIME
>>559849941nimble navigator is enough
Use Her
>>559850932I thought you were saying fuck overwatch
>>559850861What other accel. It's fucking 3200m. What other accel.
>>559851042Ignited pwr :)
Umazing
>join match >see 6 front runners>skipjesus christ thats it? just front running? you might as well get rid of running styles in certain CMs
So close...
>>559851042Rushing gale
>>559850232Front works best as blocking other fronts, tho el condor pasa is strong to win if she can hold 1st place, no need for mile S even3 front is only for soulless niggas that place all their bets in the finals . they are placing all eggs into 1 leading front runner to win, the other 2 are considered dead upon entering late racewith late and pace you still have some chance for them to pop off and win too.3 front strat wont be fun to run the whole CM, it's only for the finals to block off late and pace that rely on positioning
Can Chiyo be in the "if losing, win" club too?
>>559850973Fuck Overwatch too
>>559848087>spoilerI know who you are
>>559851042Corner Connosieur
>>559839670Grass Wonder daisuki
>>559851237threesome with the SP captain
>>559851430imminent chikan
>>559849836>I defend mine a bit then just ignore since it doesn't last longwhat club
>>559850232They are idiots trying to pander to other idiots
>this is a japanese uma
>>559847202>explain this
>>559851508what does it smell like under there?
>>559851208Chiyo is stuck in the forever loser club since she's retarded.
>>559851586probably sweat?
>>559851586Smells like Dove liquid soap
>>559851586cum, mine.
>>559851696>>559850232Crazy I won with 1 front and 2 pace and got 50% winrate everyday this CM. My prospects for the finals looks bad since Im sure to get thrown in another 11k-12k rankings against the fattest paypigs you can find.I heard 3 fronts is actually a strat used in current JP. Is 3 pace actually viable?
>>559850064as you said, dirt suzuka is there to buff pace chasers, they can over take the shit front on the final corner
>>559851696fuarkkkkkkkk
>fuaaaaarrkshut the fuck up you faggot ass zoomer /v/cunt tlak normally
>>559851490Umanko
>>559851735>>559850064Can you give a qrd on this bignigs buff pacechaser mechanics. I dont get it. Thanks in advance
>Went from 10/20 to a 0/20 day 2What the fuck
>>559847202No one is ready for mant xoguri
>>559851862
>>559851974I'm cruising around 60% winrate like usual
>>559851986This is somehow less lewd than when Transcend does it
If anyone cares what the lyrics are in englishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yKhErr8M_8
>>559852024This is the first CM I didn't prep a lot for but I'm surprised how much I'm getting raped with just okay umas.Usually my average ones can compete well enough.
>>559851986my cute cf drinking, the cum she store from last nights session
>>559851974anon this is the biggest pigger CM ever i got matched with pure SS players yesterday not a single A+ player in any lobby the game is starting to power creep i also went 0/20 yesterday
>>559851523Being japanese and being F A T are mutually exclusive.
>>559851869Huh thought you'll be inside Bricked basing from your post
>>559851996Its sad I dont have Tachyon witcard at MLB, only got 1LB
>>559851974You're not alone, bwo. >>559842801 Didn't dip that low but still a severe dip nonetheless.
Did this motherfucker build a regular Oguri thinking it was a XOguri? Almost won tho lmao
hold onis this game pay2win?
>Maruchan SSR CardOh hell yes I can use her in Photo mode tomorrow.
>lose because taiki got lucky pacesuffering from success
>>559852527CUTE
>>559852527Damn it my jims...
>>559851898other than blocking angling, big nigga suzuka becomes the furthest front pace setter, meaning pace chasers for their whole position keep doesnt have to worry about being hit by pace down mode. fronts wont have as many mid race power as pace so they will eventually get overtaken on the late final corner, if not early late race
>>559852527SHE STOLE HER PUPPET AIEEEEEEEEE
>>559852527When is this? Also no new uma?
>>559852527It happened!After 5 years, Creek finally got a new support card.
>>559852743mate how many new UMA do you need?
>>559852743Tomorrow>no new Uma?Probably the banner after.
>>559852493Yes. right now "casuals" spend $70 on daily carats and $80 on selectors a year. Soon we'll have battle passes, subscriptions, and even more goodies for anniversaries and half anniversaries (yes, half anniversaries were invented to double the profits from anniversaries lol)
addicted to fan running I can't sleep
Not sure if this was answered, but are we getting the double carat packs when the new scenario is out?
>>559852743Your greed sickens me.
>>559837974Got Group B, but pulled FMAmazing
>>559852792We still have a lot umas already ingame as NPCs but unplayable >>559852810Nice thanks
>>559852963Very very very cute card.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE ALL THE FRONTS TODAY
>>559852783They really didn't want her to suffer from the Bourbon curse..
>>559853102i like that they are wearing their irl lore accurate floral garlandsthough that one petal makes it look like marche is crying
Tazuna...
>>559853102>DirtThought I could get a good generic card but I guess not
>>559853102Oh I'm going to have to retrain Trascend with this tomorrow.
>>559853312She really cares about the health of my trainee.. I'm touched.
Wife waiting room
I guess it's parent farm week.
>>559853480grope
>>559853602There's lots to grab onto~
>>559853480But my wife is years out?
>>559853174hehe cute
Sekai saikyou wa?
>>559853709
>>559853790
>>559853556I thought JP server had a pass that rerolled your blues/pinks? Is the Tachyon event common?
>>559852527IRL reference (they are both mares)
>>559853820Happens almost monthly.> had a pass that rerolled your blues/pinks? You're not guaranteed 3*'s with rerolls/locks. Tachyon event lets you take a good parent with shit *'s on their blues/pinks and upgrade them to 2*/3*
>>559853820Well as you said, the pass only rerolls but it doesn't guarantee a 3*That event lets you add stars to whatever blue/red/green sparks you want
>>559853918>You're not guaranteed 3*'s with rerolls/locksg-glory to cyjews...
uma
>>559853865>EVERYTHING is a reference
>>559853820>>559854020tachyon event happens every month with CM, weeks before so you can prepare
>>559854081you WILL learn irl horse loreit WILL enrich your uma experience
>>559854134I SHAN'T READ THE 1k PAGE GOOGLE DOCYOU SHAN'T MAKE ME LEARN KEIBA LORE
>>559853790SOU
>>559853790El is so eroi
>>559853647sniff sniff pero pero
>>559854081>game about real horses turned into anime characters>wtf why do they keep incorporating fun facts from the real horses?
>>559854115That's benri convenient, it can't come to global soon enough.
Big FAT milk filled pasas
>>559854272Not what I'm talking about you pink cunt. I'm talking about how EVERY TINY THING is a reference, not how they go "here a small ref, maybe there, not here tho".It's a joke, you dumb loser BITCH!
I already had my parents farmed the last week, just waiting for this event to 3* them then make cracked CM aces
We're getting a free SSR selector with anni right?I need it to mlb my finemo...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OM5iMLgjb4
>>559854364That's a good point.
>>559854589yes
>>559854309
>>559854589The free selector will come later, during the Satono Diamond banner, the paid one comes with anni.
>>559854642When the hell is REAL anni anyway? There's like 4 parts
>1200 stamina + 3 goldwhat if I just get 1900 stamina instead?
Ryan's massive knockers are wasted on an ugly boyuma
sunday racing mares..
>>559854732when the login countdown ends
>>559854748Those are the post grand live caps
>>559854732there is a countdown event happening right now anon, in 3 days it begins
Here is your anniversary story chuddyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-JCgF_XIh4
>>559854818o-oh..so the caps are still gonna be 1200 each for now?
>Forget to have Seiun as a parent>Spark for A&S procsI dodge the reaper
>>559837974I'm still in the middle of my sets but I'm genuinely surprised I'm in Group A considering I went 1-14 the rest of my sets and 0-5 on my first today. Tokyo 1600m is the bane of my existence
>>559854952Would Spe let me have a meal?
>>559854642So 8 days or so after Kita's banner?That's great, my shekels are safe
>>559854971My maid(boyfriend) can't be this cute
>>559852527>>559853865Also this
>>559855050yeah
>>559854952why's spe hitting that water vegeta pose
>>559855091I dare you to think of something else than steins gate or slopballz
i'm not even motivated to turn on sweepy right now danchou no fans until mantblazer
>>559855080kissu!?
is it that I haven't paid attention to the thread or nobody mentioned the stars event?
>>559855173frieren
She slop on my ballz until she umapyoi
>/v/ thread dies as soon as I post a reply in it
Did someone just mention Dragon Ball Z?
>>559855184I am strategically doing less now to pretend I'm busy so it won't be as suspicious when it drops when sweepy is broken
this is why WorstAmerica hours are the worst
>>559853321Marche Lorraine is notably a dirt horse irl, so makes sense her card is dirt oriented.
I’m putting this in my Trainynotes.
>>559853102>filly mar turf breeders cup
We're getting pretty close to the image limit, huh?
But what are they breeding, for it to be called the Breeder's Cup.
>>559855294that kitahan is terrifying
>>559855294
>>559855463Me
>>559855384
>>559855293Sometimes I feel schizo and think the janny follows my activity when a /v/ bread die after I post there
>>559855463the ultimate uma
I don’t care if it’s wrong I’m going to cum for Aoi tonight
>>559855173boku no pico
>umas in a BREEDING cuplewd
>/a/ is having lore discussions>/v/ is forever dead (inside)good times
>>559855567Meek...
>>559855323you can still just bot ura and unity if you really wanted to no one's running out of TP with how long the new scenario takes and half tp being active
>>559855567Go to bed Meek
>>559853321dirt is the FUTURE this is the generic card now
>>559855478
>>559855294>>559855294
>>559855463I’m going to breed Teio.
insult to injuryso many 2-3oh well
>>559855653I don't believe you're overweight enough to fulfill the criteria
>>559855294>still no super seiun art
>>559852963kinda boring compared to her OG race outfit
>>559855680I will eat until I can breed.
>>559855625but what if ura/unity breaks because they change some small positions on things? can't risk it
>>559855465Rude
>>559855876we dont get the updates for those yet
>>559855294why the hell is there a lot of pics, i mean i know dragon ball is THE animu, but holy
who gets bred in the breeders' cup?
>>559856000 (checked)Probably the top 3 jockeys
>>559856000Forever Young
>>559856000carrots
>Hits a 20% failure training>But got quick learner so decide to continue>Suddenly gets slacker>Fix it>Then slow metabolism>Fix it>Hits a 10% Just.
>F1 has a (mostly) excellent tv show>Fucking golf has a very similar one>Random ass IndyCar has one>Horse Racing only has an absolute dog shit one>>559855795holy fucking SEX
>>559855979you should've seen all the rage from dokkan battle players back in the day, when uma kept blocking it from getting number one (and therefore freebies) in the app store
>>559855979because why not
>>559856084You should've just quit at the first sign of a bad condition, that's precious Training wasted
>>559856253I was trying to salvage it. Fortunately I could just hit auto and let it finish it so I can still get the fans but it still sucks. My Stego runs are just unlucky for whatever reason.
>>559856125kek that sounds funny>>559856143kino
>>559855795Shimakaze's outfit is a novelty
>Future long CMs>Haruten - 3200m, MANT>Arima Kinen - 2500m, Grand Live>Haruten - 3200m, Grand MastersIs there any point spending selectors/gems on SSR Creek? Seems like a massive waste at this point, especially with a Creek + MrCBT banner before Arima Kinen...
>>559856234>reddit
>>559854220I have the doc open in my tabs for like 3 months with around 40% read. I need to fucking finish it already
>>559856327That's just the way things go sometimes, just keep trying until she's competitively viable
>>559856457i suppose team trial, and for medium races with uma that doesnt have innate recovery?
>>559856537IIs that Giratina holding a tiny cafe
>>559855880do middle schoolers look like this
>>559856279Cygames needs to add violence back so we can properly enjoy full power/guts ssj dai san dankai inspired builds.
>>559856457you have been spoiled by riko if you think stamina is not needed for the medium races
>>559856457Selectors maybe, but not gems.
>>559856457pray tell how you are going to get stamina without creek
>>559856680Yes it is
>>559856819what the fuck are those things
>>559856682With enough hormones in the food and water supply, anything is possible
In hindsight, unity was very F2P friendly... Riko gave you free guts and stamina, the scenario rewarded you for witmaxxing, and you had access to it's on! and NSM for every career.
>>559856890A Manhattan Cafe Cat Creature...Thing alongside one of Agnes Tachyon
>>559856982I get that.. but WHAT are they?
>>559847606I don't have Oguri, but she comes with Gourmand, Maestro's consistent, and she can inherit Creek or Tachyon's unique for her 3rd. That plus 1100 stam will give her a 68% spurt rate, goes to 92% if she gets another 100 stamina. But that's if she has 450 guts - if she has 800 guts and 800 wit 1100 stam +3 golds gives you 100% spurt.XOguri is going to rape Pisces, I'm afraid. Goldship is still going to be strong, but Oguri is a monster
>>559857039The artist making cute cats, don't think too hard about it Fusuanon
>>559856000Dirtumas
>>559856457I bet you have at least 1lb SSR Riko, don't you?
>>559857170>don't think too hard about itMake me BITCH
>>559857281>>559857281>>559857281
>>559857284
>>559852493Pay2win starts around August when 4th scenario is out due to stat cap increase.
