Mogged Edition>NewsPoker Night remaster released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>559596829
>>559840582I'll say it againwish it was me under those
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Did Zesty win yet?
So if the game coordinator is only supposed to pair partied up teamstacks against other parties of the same size, how come I get stuck playing against teamstacks of people who are obviously friends and queued together, when it's clear nobody on my team is partied together? Aren't those teamstacks supposed to be stuck in matchmaking limbo until the game coordinator finds them an equally sized party to pair them against?
>>559840815Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>559841525this but also shupos yordles and olivia
>>559840582Wow thanks for the OP ma'am!
might as well post your steam group advertisement too so you can get banned again
>>559841985The OP doesnt want to share it here, given the op image is probably pulled from that group
:3
>>559840582holy based OP fempyro and furry scout! >>559842080this one?https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transfurtress2
>>559842336that's the dance she does when she knows I'm gonna give her egg making sex
>>559842452LOL that's funny
>2390jannies you know what to do
>>559841587and miss pauling
>>559842637where's yui? is this a faker?
>>559843632his repost bot broke
>>559842693tell em sister
>stealing ritualpostsNigger behavior
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>559843790i hand posted it :(
I just wanted to help
>>559844558then where's yui?
>>559844650floydautist we dont want you here
>>559844558>>559844650don't do that unless the ratposter doesn't do it all
>Join TF2C server>2 users with [she/her] on name
>>559847157Son, this general is literally full of em
>>559847157and by general I mean mods
>>559847335
>>559847239>>559847335Have you sucked their hot delicious cocks to make sure they are trannys?
>>559847239only because you're here
Peak TF2 is everyone talking on the mic and doing funny impressions and havin fun
>>559847578Go back to >>>/r/eddit
>>559847905shame tf2c doesnt have that
soooo where did the anon that's been drawing porn of lister's oc go?
>>559848138probably kill binded
>>559827221Bump
>>559848138hopefully drawing better things than gay porn of some literal who e-celeb's avatar, like straight porn of zhanna
>>559848438the op must have left after making the thread, wait til she gets back bro
>>559848138He took a break to learn how to draw Olivia instead.
>>559849113
>>559849981lmao someday
why is sniperβs jarate a cartoonish yellow instead of a more realistic reddish brown?
What happened to tfc anyway
>>559850753He drinks a lot of coffee if you watched his short buddy
>>559850753>Why is this thing cartoonish and not realistic>in the game where things are cartoonish and not realistic
>>559850962>>559850976>falling for obvious bait
>Play TF2>Miss Deadlock movement>Play Deadlock>Miss TF2 comfynessToday has been an uncomfy day, so I will play TF2.
>>559850910tf2 happen
hi
>>559848449>>559849113based and true
/\/\ /\ /\/
>>559850753>a more realistic reddish brown?
>>559849113Olivia spanking correction
>>559849113Olivia doggy style plapping correction
>have not played in like 10 years>been through 2 PCs>suck ass>keep playing>find out my mouse sensitivity is insane>start tuning it down every death>suddenly i dont suck with scout anymore
>>559849113plap
>>559852558were you playing with 16000+ DPI?
Remember me? Yeah you do!
>>559853787How could I forget after last night?
>>559853917huh?
>>559853917>After you expend all your stamina fucking her (trying not to cum) and she just has boundless energy'Ey knucklehead you ain't gonna win.
>>559854050It took all night but we finally both came together...
>>559854304Thanks for the ride!
TF2?
>>559854804
>>559854804Lucy is a popular TF2 mod available on Gamebanana.
He's so perfect bros
I am deh freakin princess hea
>>559840582this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
whwere did all the touhou players go
>>559856509erm... they're clearly on dustbowl last...
What should I be looking at if I'm dying a lot as demo on dustbowl? I'm not sure that I'm out of position.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>559858145you should be hanging back with your team and spamming chokes and only pushing when you're 100% sure there's no power classes coming your way>scout, soldier, demo
>>559858343I'm gonna need something more specific to be looking for than that. I've been playing since Orange Box launch.
>>559858246oh there she iseveryone's here!
>>559858145Demoman is the strongest class in the game but he dies way too fast to do anything solo in the frontline.Just fall back.
lister full nelson ouuhhh
>>559858657then you're gonna need to be more specific than >I'm dying a lot as demo on dustbowl, what do?you've ostensibly been playing since the late 2000's, you've had 20 years to figure this shit out
The Trio
>>559860701that's certainly a collection alright
>>559860701i suppose what's worse than you wasting money on that is that you did it on purpose
>>559860701this is based but god forbid you like anime girls
>>559860053I don't know man, I've never been the best at learning. I was just annoyed because I had a 1:2 KD while we had a demo on our team that was at like 100 points and we were still losing. If I could have played like him maybe we would have won. It makes me feel bad that all I can do is sit here and complain and ask shitty questions because I don't know what I was doing wrong.
>>559863823I myself don't play a ton of demo, but from what I gather it's mostly spamming pipes down chokepoints where people cannot dodge effectively, and using stickybombs in situations where they can dodge since you control when they detonate. once you've emptied your guns, try and fall back into cover since they both have lengthy reloads. demoman is a very mid-range class with that being his ideal engagement distance, struggling at close or long range. he's also not particular good by himself (at least for long), so you should try to always have some teammates to fall back on, if only to use them as meat shields that draw enemy aggro while you go heal up and reload.scarybroccoli (or notscarybroccoli) has a few guides on improving your demo gameplay, so i recommend checking those out when you have a minutehowever, unfortunately, my doomer take is that sometimes there's just nothing you can do. you can get a shit team, or the enemy team can be stacked. the baseline for decent players has also improved dramatically since the beginning, so trying to improve now is harder than it's ever been because everyone's either had a decade of experience, or they've been raised on amphetamines so their reaction speed is 2x as fast. you've also got to take into account that you just get worse at things as you get older, it happens
>>559860880They're my main 3 favourite bird boys ^v^>>559861224I do really like the girls from Gunsmith Cats
>>559864257Yeah, thinking now if I had to guess what I could have done better, I think that while I was trying to hold chokes, I was usually on the off-side from the rest of my team and dying quickly. I'm not sure I can say this is out of position though because the alternative is stacking a side that is already more full and letting the enemy take a lane for free. Maybe the other demo that did better was just better enabled to get points because he stuck with the team. I don't know, I wish I could watch back the game and see what he did differently.
>>559864349>boyscringe
>>559864523yeah if your team doesn't push or defend a specific direction, you can't really try and solo that, that's more soldier's job. demo's an offensive defense character, but he's still ultimately a defense character at the end of the day, he needs some kind of backup if he's gonna push or lock down an area for an extended period of time
>>559864751be nice
>>559866124nopokemon were made to put eggs in, which needs females
>>559855593I want to get sandwiched by him and Medic :<
POKER night is fun.does tf2 have a poker server?
>>559869732Poker Night isn't multiplayer.Unless you're just asking if somehow someone's made a poker server mod. In which case, no.
>>559869980no
the closest thing to a tf2 poker server are those trader servers where people gamble on who's gonna do the spycrab taunt first, not knowing it's rigged and the other guy's an admin plant that can do the spycrab taunt on command
yeah, too easy to rig, cheat and scam if its made and someone gonna get scammed. still would be fun.Community reaction to power plays, stupid bluffs sounds fun tho
>>559854902god this artist's style went from good to horrible
>>559874342Dude hasn't even posted anything in the past 7 years
>>559876008he posts still, but it's under creamygravy
I was told this is the gayest general on /vg/, is this true?
>>559876102I know. No he doesn't, all his socials are dead.>>559876105It's wrong, not by a longshot
>>559876272https://x.com/Creamygravy1why lie?posted few days ago
Last one alive lock the door
>>559876272Which one is it then
>>559876298I'm not lying, I literally couldn't find anything other than his deviantart and newgrounds which have been dead for 7 years. And his old twitter handle was just creamygravy which seems to have been deleted.
>>559876364fair, my point still stands imo, his older artstyle was much better than current
I farted and a spy main was born
>>559876457Yeah I just looked, holy shit what happened? It's all furry / futa shit and colored and shade like a 12 year old on deviantart>>559876351Probably /xivg/ or /lisg/
>>559876615didnt really care about the futa furry stuff but the shading and coloring is what irks me so hard, he had a nice style going and he just decided to "upgrade" it for the worse lol.shame cause he did some excellent tf2 stuff
>>559876772Yeah the main thing that struck me is that the shading is all pillow shaded and garbage now, but the total lack of variety in all the recent pics also got me. I hate futa but I'm okay with furry sometimes.But yeah his older pics all had a way better style
>>559876615>go to /xivg/>one of the first posts is >>559866645yeah that checks out
>>559876951also heard he became bit of an asshole and annoying to commission as opposed to before, he'd send you updates and respond to you in a quick manner but he now takes months to give updates and semi ghosts clients, just what i've heard though
>>559849113need fat olivia ass on my face
>>559848138Ascended to Agartha.tf
>>559878893many are saying this
>>559878893imagine.....
>>559842390This steam group should be in the OP imo
>>559876105not even closecheck /dbdg/ and /xivg/ >blatant erp 24/7>90% of the thread is discord, e-celeb tranny drama
F40TOUR
>>559887564>9/10 mercs can't find the f4 button
>>559886527That just sounds like /tf2g/ tho...
>>559876105Half the /vg/ is gacha garbage which automatically disqualifies /tf2g/.
>>559889747Anon...
>>559889140to 1000%
3 NIGASON CART
FUCK SNIPERS KILL SNIPERS FUCK SNIPERS KILL SNIPERS FUCK SNIPERS KILL SNIPERS FUCK SNIPERS KILL SNIPERS FUCK SNIPERS KILL SNIPERS FUCK SNIPERS KILL SNIPERS
Shupos general
>slop
Good morning~
>>559899701Good morning!
>>559876615>/xivg/All I think of when somebody reminds me final fantasy exists is that nigga with "delete the discord from the OP" carved into his arm from that general.
>>559876008>>559876951plapfempyroplap
>>559876105i see mostly images of attractive women like fempyro in this thread... faggots keep walking, this is a /superstraight/ genny.
>>559876951>>559876008God put me on earth to cream between Fempyro's tits.
>>559903721I don't have any pictures of.. your mother
Tits
>>559904781paizuri
>post MyM babbies when they get to play on good maps
>>559892675>outsmarts boolet
>>559904865More.
>>559903721It goes without saying that a mature and post-pubescent WOMAN like Fempyro wouldn't strike your fancy. we know who you are floydpedoroach.
>>559905491trvkefloydpedo in shambles
brownoid pedo ^^^^
you know it's bad when viva stops posting
>>559907941he has a job, managing the frozen food aisle at his nyc grocery store. what we have is mental sickness
Do y'all ever think about how TF2 used to be a degenerate spamfest party game until cp_process re-evaluated how we think about and play the game as something much deeper and interesting
>>559910581Can you elaborate? How did cp_process reinvent the game?
Each canna Bonkβ’'s got 4000% of the daily cum a body needs so you KNOW it's good for ya. And I drink 'em by the case, so I'm extra healthy.
>>559910581except process turns back to that when pushing last (where most of the match is gonna happen)
>>559911785fat bnuuy plap
>People praising TF2C for maintaining TF2's original artistic vision and removing the slop>Those same people when you suggest the same for TF2 (we don't need more slop):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKx5-Ic4yYM
>>559915156name 5 examples
>>559915249indii, ihasnotomato, cyberwizard, big chief, stupidwizard
>>559915569half of those are made up
>>559915731Nuh uh
>>559907797>gore obsessed beaneryou're saying this like it means anythinggood riddance
>>559905168>>559904781hope Torcher's Trench Coat got big cans too.Military shit do it for me
>>559915569...who?
>>559915156Hurr Durr Jesty Zesus Bad
>play casual for the first time in 7 months>immediatley one of my gangstalkers joins the server>call them a nigger and leave>they follow me to the next oneI genuinley can';t believe this shit its like these nigger crawls out of the woodwork the moment i leave the safety of one of the two community servers i play
>>559921378FishStick...
>>559921378>always play on the same two (2) servers>somehow your gangstalker can't find you there
>>559921937both are password protected and are rather small insular communities
>We wanted to thank everyone for all the Workshop submissions. You've given us tons (and we mean WAY more than we expected) of amazing stuff to look through and test.>We don't have a release date for the update yet, but we'll be going through the submissions and working on it. And for those of you interested in the usual seasonal updates? Yup. We're also still working on those.
I like watching high level pyro gameplay but I don't care much for being on the receiving end of it
>>559906543He has a crush on you desu
>>559923869Eric-o-matic translator:>FUCK half of these maps don't even have waves what the fuck do they expect me to do, add empty maps?! Goddammit I'm never getting this shit out before Halloween...>Fuck it, I'll just tell them it's still coming (whenever that is) and remind them that seasonal updates are coming to fund my sugar addition
>>559931591she is sleeping
>>559931591lack of olivia, fempyro, shupos and yordles
>>559842336
>>559931964the girls spamming fempyro, olivia, yordles, and shupos are you chud.
>>559931591what do you want to talk about?I want more half life cosmetics in tf2. workshop only got a few good ones.Are you excited for anything anon?
>>559903449>>559903503>>559904781>>559904865>>559931843many are in fact saying this
You know, I've always been a sandwich/chocolate guy, but I decided to start using the family business as heavy for a while now and I have to say it's really funI mean it's a lot worse than just using the damn minigun and not needing a medic, but it *is* fun.
>>559899701egg making sex with meowscarada >>559900356>>559904781>>559911785>>559935890baby making sex with lucy and fempyro
>scout>soldier>demomanIt's too Quakepilled...>every other classCringe cringe cringe!
>>559935890fempyro sweaty paizuri
>>559936110I like shotgun heavy, i rarely use sandvich despite being a strong meme. I like the chocolate bar, but feel better using shotgun.
>>559921378How can that even happen unless he's on your friends list? He'd have to queue at the same time and hope he got lucky since there's no ad hoc connections
there are no boys in tf2g
>>559938131Iβm a boy.
>>559938131i am here but my penis is small so i dont know if imageboard fetishists would count me as a boy
>>559938131True, we're all men. Not boys. This is an 18+ website
>>559938772As long as you're not locked in a chastity cage like me then you're fine
>>559939557>chastity cageWhat is the appeal for anyone involved?
>>559939983you have to become creative is all
>>559939983they look cute
>>559938772my gf calls me a horse :3
>>559942004big dick but you cum in a handful of thrusts?
>>55994262010 min interval aint that bad, we get back to gaming and do it again after another W. Lose = she gives a blowie,, she really likes blowjobsWhen's the next update? Gotta save up for next batch of cosmetics.
>>559939983none, it's gay as shit, and not in a good way
>>559943170>she really likes blowjobshow big is her dick?
>>559942004good for you
>>559921378>1 person ruins your experienceyou deserve it you huge faggot
>>559944842cervix
>>559947880her dick reaches your cervix?where in the boypussy is the boycervix?
>>559948584lol Don't think the tech is there yet anon.
>>>/trash/81628843come (spelled cum)
heavy is big bear
>>559948984That's not your cervix you retard, that's your sigmoid colon.
goddamn this dude has good minigun trackinghttps://youtu.be/dgc5Rx-9BjI
>>559949765heavy will now lay big bear egg in your mouth
>>559949754>>559900356>>559912389Don't advertise, furnigger, and stay in your containment board.
>>559892675Sniper is the least fun class to deal with in tf2 Medic is objectively the best and most broken class in tf2Which class is spouted as needing a nerf more? hmmm, curious indeed
>>559952114Iβm not mad when I get killed by a power class healed by a great medic; I am, however, always frustrated to get one-shotted across the map by even a middling sniper player.
>>559952114it's almost like games are supposed to be fun
>>559952114Heavy, spy, and pyro could honestly use buffs.
>>559949794You seem confused anon. Not everyone is gay or in to that femboy stuff. Good for you tho.
>>559952114I don't play comp so I honestly don't really get mad at Snipers since they usually seem to be tied up by our own Snipers.What I really don't like is Pyro. Medic is of course broken OP but you can't take him out of the game without screwing things up, he's there for a reason.I wish some universal mechanic got changed to make Spy more viable. Adding friendly fire would screw too many things up but I don't know what else could be done to make a class that needs at least 100+ IQ to even begin to be effective and is hard countered by literally the lowest IQ gameplan in the game (shoot everywhere, turn around sometimes, shoot your teammates).
>>559952114youtubers have conditioned people to think medic is "required" or "a necessary evil" and it's okay for him to be a broken piece of shit for some reason
>>559953904TF2C's l'escampette helps with this imo, having a faster movespeed while invisible definitely minimizes the time you have to spend with spychecking range, but I too don't really know how else to make spy harder to brainlessly detect without changing the game fundamentally
The most well-liked TF2 fanfic on AO3 is one where the scout becomes blind and sniper has to take care of him. Make of that what you will.
>>559955712why not the spy? thats retarded
Any idea why my connection just randomly drops out sometimes? My ping never changes, I'll just end up having the world and myself frozen in place while I can still hear people on mic.
>>559954871I've been playing with it primarily and I like it pretty much better than any other Spy watch other than the Cloak 'n' Dagger, and I'd still take the L'escampette because I think the CnD encourages bad habits. The L'es is the first time I think I've ever been able to make a pick with the knife in the enemy cluster AND not die immediately afterwards.
>>559959464Do you use an ethernet cable?
>>559952114Sniper feels required because without him there's really no way to deal with endless spam other than an uber. Spy is not a real answer with how realistically you're gonna get one backstab and then die if the enemy is competent.
>>559954361I mean unless you shorten the spawn timers Medic is downright necessary for comp and the whole point of Ubercharges in regular gameplay was to push through chokepoints, since TF2 has a lot of them.
>>559959782People saying Spy needs a nerf are just salty, he's already the worst class in the game. It's just that the "switching your mindset from an FPS to a hide 'n' seek" game that Spy POTENTIALLY can force the opponent to do annoys the shit out of people so he's not allowed to be good.
>>559959732No, I hope that isn't the issue though because it would be very inconvenient for me to get a cable from my router to my computer, I don't think my place is wired that way.
>>559959960Wireless connections are just bad, even with 6G whatever, all the new shit that they can use your router to scan the interior of your house with, drops happen all the time. Wireless connections only got normalized because of consoles, you really need to be on Ethernet to get a stable connection.
>>559952114TF2 is unironically quite balanced as it is. Pre-Steam TF2C backported most of the class buffs back in 2015-2016 for a reason.I still miss the "fight broken with broken" era of TF2 though.
Welp this server's dead
Ok check out my trolldier clip and I promise I will get better at the game soonhttps://files.catbox.moe/s7sego.webm
>>559961749*starts votekick*>Yo this guy is spinning and is headshotting everyone instantly, f1*votekick goes through*Works erry time
>>559961968I started a votekick and 2 other faggots called me a bigot
>>559961826I'm surprised you're still around. Kinda missed chatting with you.
>>559962845If you know me from koggy well I dont really feel like koggy anymore honestly, I joined the other day and theres just too much pizza for me personally. And tf2c isnt as fun as regular tf2 for me, Ive been playing tf2 for 11 years but on and off
>>559963029A different game, I liked your robot character
>Can be fempyro in tf2ctime to game
>>559962095time constantly moves onthe new way to troll people is to wait for a small infraction and call them out on ityougottrolled
>>559866401This but red and blu Sniper
>>559961749say there are no girls on the internet, call them a baby for not knowing rule 30, like rule34 and kick them for being an OW player. works everytime.
>>559962095Tell them to go back to overwatch or fornite or whatever zoomers play. Tribalism is pretty huge in TF2
>>559949754>>>/trash/81629221>>>/trash/81629316>>>/trash/81629451>>>/trash/81630267some of you guys are really fucking based
>>559964461I was scared of clicking on that but this is nice stuff.
>>559961826wow i wonder how cool it was too bad the file is corrupted so we can never know
>>559963765>do this>zommers call me old>get kicked for being old and chuddywow i sure owned that troon o algo
>>559963298>no zipperHow am I supposed to free her titties from their prison now?
>>559965089hit them "where you do you think we are"its tf2 not roblox
Remember when part one of the MvM update was coming out as soon as August 27th, with a second part coming before Halloween?I remember...
>>559966062tristana plap
>>559966062licking tristana's asscrack
r8 my scout!
>>559967534Would get very angry if you killed me /10
>>559967534its pretty gay but kinda tiring as if you tried too hard to be offensive to everyone.i rate you loud/10
>>559967534I would actually be a bit miffed if I got killed by someone who named an item after something from Murder Drones
>>559967534>breast milk>I love muffetonly based parts of that loadout
>>559961826broken link
I genuinely wouldn't be playing tf2 if the loose cannon didnt exist
>>559968949loose like yo momma snatch ha
I genuinely wouldn't be playing tf2 if trans girls didnt exist
>>559968949>i wouldn't be playing tf2 if a cancer weapon didn't existyeah, you can only have fun by ruining everyone else's experience
>>559967534too many colors /10
>>559969114one of my trans friends from highschool showed me tf2 a few years ago before I cut off all of those freaks
I have top secret info that all bothosters are trans
I would still be playing tf2 if Sniper didn't exist but it wouldn't be as much fun
>>559969180you enjoy looking at the respawn timer
>854neck yourself pedofloyd
rate my mvm loadout
>>559970042ape
>>55997004210/10
>>559970042Kinda plain, Let's see the Sniper loadout.
>>559970350he said that i was there
>350kys pedo spammer
why are there so much offtopic loli posting in the TF2 gen... been gone for like 2 years and the last 3-ish threads are just some nigger spamming these 2 green gacha cunny characters constantly
>>559970490
you're one to talk you piece of shit pedophileyou're lucky that wasn't a ban
regular tf2 feels very odd after playing tf2c for all this time, it's like tf2 has all this sandbox / customization stuff that adds on to the game but doesn't actually change anything in the end
>>559970814>any pronouns>nothing but gay / furry shitoh no no floydsisters not like this...
>posts and saves pics of actual children instead yeah you are, kill yourself and save law enforcement the trouble
>>559971037the piece of shit probably just ban evaded again
>>559970615Absolute cutie. Your Worst Nightmare always looks good on Sniper. The bandanna added is just 10/10
>>559971181nigger I want you to take a step back and look at what he posted>>559969854
>>559970814>this is demofloyd's account>some autistic 3rd world gooner who probably hates this gen for not being pedo enoughrangeban when
>>559971443The arms should be black since that's demoman
you should be muted and gagged in real life
pedophilia, being a stupid nigger for over a year
>colombian pedo talking about girls he saw on the game
>>559969968god forbid the mods perma him, this is literally all he does all day every day
>>559970042it's fineidk why you painted the cosmetics when they're already that shade, or why you're using the ss when the sodapopper exists
>>559971930the mods are retarded and never perma or rangeban anymorethere was a dude spamming /feg/ with AI gore and scat for years and he just kept coming back because they refuse to rangeban
>>559963252>>559964993>>559968832Its an ass clip though https://litter.catbox.moe/qlghy8e60ret7xdq.webm
>>559972062Legitimately what the fuck is wrong with 4tran moderators. Almost every single /vg/ thread I've been on there has been some low life who purposefully shits up the thread long-term. It's why I wish this site stayed dead when it got hacked
>>559972201don't worry, a 3 day single IP ban will fix everything! (not)
>>559972079how do you do those frame perfect hops to land MG crits after touching the ground? do you bind jump to your scroll wheel?
>>559972079nice gardener frags, but mine's better
>>559972201>why is the containment board working?are your fingers retarded?
>>559972279Yup, I got the script from gamebanana but as long as you have a mouse that can unlock it's wheel to free spin you can flick it and it will do frame perfect hops as long as you keep it spinning fast enough.
>>559972371>excusing the moderators for letting the colombian pedo continue post hereEat shit you bootlicker.
>>559972079can i add you?
>>559972371/vg/ is a containment board for recurring threads, not for schizos
>>559972462oh yeah because you are sooooo talking ab out the gameyou are not even on a friendly 2fort server you fuckin tard.they are contained to hereyou will not leave because you didnt know this was your containment area
>>559972507except for the demofloyd poster
can you newfags stop responding to him and -do the needful- instead? the latter actually has a chance of doing something
>>559972517recurring threads attract schizosthats the idea
>>559972621I already did, but he keeps postingOh well, you dumbasses let the frag zone die and refuse to push a dedicated /tf2g/ server where we could speak without having to deal with a schizo ruining everything, what am I even mad for. It's only natural.
/vg/ is the containment board for vermin who want to discuss video games and /v/ is the board for chads who post twitter screenshot threads.
>>559972621>implying I haven't been>implying the mods care
>>559972868when does the discussion for a 23 year old game come in?
>>559969180Yes.
What are some mercs who can have the MOST team recognition on their loadout
noone wants to see that shit lil bro
>>559973261probably sniper with the cammy jammies, actually adds team coloring
>>559972279I use scrollwheel down to jump and while my mouse has a freewheel, I use the ratcheting mode. Because source games block freewheel at least on logitech
cancer
no, he spelled it right
>join mvm>die once>leaev
>>559972335now this is true tf2core
At least Bagboy is paid for his job. I can think of a few who aren't so fortunate.
>obsessed with niggers>also obsessed with scatit's like poetry
you can tell he's mad about being columbian
uh ohmeltie
>>559971642Wish Sniper would gag me in real life bros
you will always be a columbian
>>559973895I would be too if I had to live in a third world country
marketplace of ideas
Real gross bro. I don't think Sniper would agree
>>559974217he never recovered from this
>someone spams porn out of being a product of a single mom and tantrums used to work on here why not herehas anyone ever closed a tab because someone was mad?
>deleted>he was the one who posted the twitter link to begin withyep it's his account
>goes to valve>bots ended a week laterhow did he do it?
What makes me a good demoman?
>>559974628strange tide turner when
>>559974772A Whiff of the Old Brimstone has got to be one of the most kino item names to ever exist
>>559974540Ermm aschkually it was TheWhat-sama's petition that helped to #FixTF2. Remember to give the youtubers your LIKE and SUBSCRIBE
>heavy>stock>candy bar>fists of running>got kicked for wearing nazi gear>check>heavy artillery officer capskail servers suck
there are FAKE skail servers
I need a name for my Buff Banner.The Horn of Testicle Tickling is too long and that was my only idea
Did anyone happen to kill a Red Spy on the way here?
>>559975136no but we killed a red demo
>>559975230Then we still have a problem.
>just now finding out strange weapon counters do not update until the ROUND is finished>not matchholy fucking shit what the shit fuck ass is this ass
>>559975448That's not true I've gotten notifications for milestones in the middle of a match
>>559973341>>559973995BASED webms.>>559974538the schizo got too cocky attentionwhoring and revealed xerself as a colombian tranny, lol, lmao
>>559973884i dont get it you posted the same thing twice
>>559975721that's the joke... that's the point of the post
>>559975102"tuut"
>>559974772you don't need onekino loadout tho
>>559977259kek
>>559974772>Unremarkable>Scarcely LethalYou must play more...
>>559977362>didnt play for 8ish years>come back and reset everythingi know.. i know
>>559977480>thankfully explains>still kind of a retardzomg...
>>559977643why is resetting strange levels retarded?
>>559977480I get it. Each time I come back to TF2 I consider wiping my stranges. I can never bring myself to though. This has been my comfy game since middle school and as sentimental as it sounds I like seeing the number get higher over the years, it's like, "hey, 12 year old me, you're in university now but sometimes you still hop on TF2 and frag with the same loadout"
>>559977834My other demoman loadout
>orange jewholy lel
why would you ever wipe your stranges the entire point of them is to get as high of a number as possible
>>559977948What can I say, I like seeing the numbers go up
>default uidistant oinking
>>559978142There's literally nothing wrong with the default UI unless you're one of those comp wannabe autists who needs HP, ammo and cloak meter all clustered around your custom crosshair.
>>559977948I only have a collection of Stranges for Heavy's primary slot, because this class is unlikely to get a lot of kills with the other two
>>559978296>oibking
>mvm>everyones dead>only one super ultra faggot soldier left>its deploying>use shortstop m2>it stops it>it keeps stopping it>i cant do anything else>its ai keeps telling it to deploy>team respawns and no one knows what the fuck
>>559978373borgare?
>>559977970so you can get the dopamine hits from seeing it level up againthe number is meaningless
>>559978574I get a bigger dopamine hit every time I look at my 8x hales own strange thoughbeit
If there was to be a Strange rank above Hale's Own what would it be called?>Administrator-Approved>Pauling's Prized
>>559978882Paulings Prized should not be above Hales Own. It could replace Hales Own current tier and Hales Own gets shifted higher. Same for Administrator Approved maybe so it looks like>Hales Own>Admin Approved>Paulings Prize>Australian>etc
its kind of funny how many kills you can get with fists of steel simply from people going brainderp and forgetting to switch to melee
>>559979597i literally forgot about that shit until your postwhat the fuck did they do to it?
>>559980142>do to it?NTA but it's always had a melee vulnerability
>>559980191Is that recent? I just started playing, only bought the scout starter pack so far. I want to get into him more though.
>>559980369No when I say "always" I mean always, it was designed that way"block bullets but be weak to melee" is its intent> only bought the scout starter pack so far.Don't get scammed by the in-game store, you don't have to buy anything and can earn all the weapons in the game from random drops and achievements, or if you're really impatient buy a key for $2.50 and then go to scrap.tf and you can get everything in the game plus some hats for that
>>559949754>tripfag meltdown in a porn threadWhat the fuck.Is that a viva alt?
>>559981525Either that or one of his cronies, given the way he was jacking him off and babbling about le old days
>>559973261The heavy Disco Elysium coat is gigantic and red then you could wear some obnoxious full head cosmetic painted team spirit. I don't think it would be possible to ever not know what team he's on the
>>559982053>The heavy Disco Elysium coat whats it called
>>559982216spirit de corpse
>>559971443
>wake up>38 deleted posts
>>559986179demofloyd posted a lot of rule breaking content and outed xerself as a colombian tranny
>>559978650idk how, the numbers havent meant jack shit since idle servers exist to farm them up
>>559986865...because you know your own numbers are real?
>>559971443full?>>559986179good
>>559986942but why does that hold any importance if the goal is to see big number?
(You)
>>559987020it's literally just cool to see that you fragged 30k people over the years. try to picture that many people in a room
>>559986179floydautist melty #43857
Strange fag here, is it wrong to use your strange weapons when you're fucking around on trade servers or x10(00) servers?
>>559989485Yes that's CHEATIN
>>559989485my nigga they're YOUR weapons, do whatever you want
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_Weapons_Conventionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_Certain_Conventional_Weapons>Me when I found out war crimes existCompies are so powerful they're literally making weapon ban lists IRL instead of playing vanilla.
>>559992320What the fuck are you talking about? Lay off the meds Lettuce
Started playing deadlock, the frequent updates really take me back to when Valve gave a shit and frequently updated TF2.
the pedo woke up
dead gamedead general
>>560001780Yes
>>560001780I would never play anything else ever again
>>560001780
https://steamcommunity.com/games/3545060/announcements/detail/500600020792248845TF2C update>Server browser bumps a max of 5 verified servers when first opening it (from 3.0.4 Update)>Servers will not be recommended if there are more than 21 active players>This encourages player seeding, allowing servers to fill up and make way for servers with less playersLololol they really don't want players to see that chuddy servers get more players than their own safe space ones
Felt like moving up might destruction PDA later
>>560001780>cowkini shupos>not oppaiMissed opportunity desu.
this hair looks STUPID
>>560015601dread knot rulesyou are STUPID
>>559986179I have 4chanx but I can never see deleted posts. What's up with that
>>559986943almost done
>>560002539holy kekoli
So this is how /tf2g/ dies? Weak...
>>560026610shame
>>560026610they deleted the shuposit's over
>>560027718shupokini was deemed too powerful for the thread
>>559994662shuposisters
>>560001348if only you didn't kill it ma'am
>>560033910meant for>>559993359
I just want what they have bros ;-;
>>560036059nah it meants for the avatarfag furfag
>>560036337>nah it meants for the avatarfagyes, exactly
>>560036408>pretending to be retardedma'am this is what i mean. fuck off already
i need help makeing a jeffrey epstein outfit for one of the classes.
>>560037783>not using sniper who's face looks closer to him
>304>avatarfagging is okay when I do it!
>>560038037
I wanna play TF2c but the servers are laggy as fuck today :( damn my shitternet
>>560038669>I wanna play TF2c...said no one ever
>>560037903make one, fag
ANOTHER NOTHINGBUTGER UPDATE WITH NOTHING EVER HAPPENS SAUCEWHY WONT THEY JUST BRING QUICKPLAY BACK, its only two hours of work for them
>>560038905TF2c and Gold Rush has been the only TF2 content Iβve played in a while. Itβs been a LONG time since I played base TF2
>>560039220>JUST BRING QUICKPLAY BACKand cut their playerbase in half? ... yeah, no
>>560038450why did medic take his glove off for this
>>560039316double it , f2p dont stay if their experience is being dominated by lime green scout called baby ankle crusher, and playing for 2 minutes before being booted into the next server with 5 players
>359>instantly ban avoided and already back at spamming the thread
>>560041075it's almost like there's multiple people who post tf2 memes
>>560039201since u asked so nicely heres epstein sniper
You ever ask yourself "what the fuck am I doing with my life?" whenever you shit up these threads, herr schizo?
>>560042663egg making sex with meowscarada
sigh, floydfaggot is mass reporting tf2g posts againare you mad your buttbuddy got banned
>>560045023do you ever talk about team fortress 2 or do you just post ur avatars and seethe man
oh the irony
>>560045023no one replies to his bait anymore so this is all he has left
>>560045771sad
>>560045563thats a no
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/28/Demoman_go01.wav
Really wish i could have both purity fist and deus specs.Which looks better anon.
>>560046635Right
>>560046635try the die regime-panzerung with the purity fist it was my go-to combo!
>>560046635left
>>560046635middle
>>560047530That p good anon.I prefer masked/faceless look.I'll get the panzerung eventually.>>560047670God i wish. only in SFM lol
>>560048252this one is also pretty solid, good luck man
Okay, so Valve acknowledged TF2 in that one post they made about the NYAG lawsuitDoes that mean the MvM update is still coming?
>>560049435it's still coming like I'm still coming inside vex
>>560049435need fat yordle butt
>>560049562LOL good one sister
>>560049676>>560045563
>>560049947Huh? I'm laughing at your funny sex/porn joke
>>560045921
>>560050095Oh, you're upset at me
other way aroundkeep seething
>>560050837lol of course, will do man
>>560051787me holding the sandvich
I came into this thread to complain about that one TF2fag who shows up under every TF2 video with the obese furry pokemon pfp, but from a glance here I now see people like him seem to outnumber people like me
ok spic
>>560052850>I came into this thread to complainMission accomplished, now fuck off back to /r/eddit
>TF2C under 900 playersWhat happened?
dustbowl or powerhouse what should i play on
>>560054389Thats literally as much if not more than PSO2 NGS, a huge franchise mmo owned by sega that has gacha too. And its also free. I think pso2 just sucks ass more likely
>>560054389>tried to control which servers people could play onshrimple as
>>560054389The only 100% original weapons that aren't either cut content or bootleg TF2 weapon are the AA gun and the new medigun. The latter is a unholy combination of an Overwatch Hero and Halo grenade.As you can see, people get bored fast.
>>560054389I can get a full server at any time I want to play so I don't really care
>>560052850tf2 players don't become degenerate furries challenge: impossible difficulty
>>560056997I thought being a degenerate furry was a requirement to play TF2Did I buy the dragon dildo for nothing then?
>>560057331idk ask ur dad man
>>560052850>newshit first day on /vg/
>>560057607it was not like this many moons ago larper-kun
>>560057331You're telling me you didn't buy the official banana dildo?
>>560057690>still pretendingBantoids and other faggots were blatantly erping here even before 2016It's /vg/
>>560058017god help you man lol
>>560058182it's ok newfag, you'll get used to it
>>560058463your mental derangement will never not surprise anyone mate, god save you
>>560057690lmao the only larper here is you
>>560058772>>560058578
>>560058863>say something blatantly untrue>get called out on it>e-errmmmm mental derangement!!coping newfag moment
>>560059018woah this proves fags like you where shitposting about poo sex instead of talking about tf2; crazy how no one liked you then either lmao
>immediate goalpost movingthe last cries of a caught newfag
>retard changing topic after being called outkek
>>560059018>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/Q5_n4-YuIVuzNRiqN4SjLw/>over six years of this
>gets caught and called out>tries to shift the goalposts>QUICK look it up on the archive! maybe that will prove something!this retard is floundering HARD
>>560059754you know people can save images from this website and it has the same md5 right you're only digging your newfag hole deeper
>>560058578yep
>>560054683I bet your pso2 character has a huge ass
>>560058772>>560059018Seeing this makes me happy to be an unmolested normie by tf2g standard
ever think about the fact that somewhere there is probably at least one soft-spoken cute girl with big boobs that's a complete innocent virgin and her favorite passtime is fragging
>>560065729yeah and I'm gonna find her first
I need to go back in time to make sure the only male character is heavy.
He ain't Heavy, he's my brother
Haven't played in years in almost a decade i think and started a few days ago, Are any of the market place websites worth using or should i just stick to steam?
>>560067586they're usually cheaper
>>560066297that's what we all think
>>560067586>almost a decadei wonder what event led you to quit the game for so long
>>560068087PC broke and I think I was 16, worked while being one of the main providers and pretty much forgot about the game.
>>560067586The ones in the OP are pretty reliable plus scrap.tf
another instance of uncle dane the molester main being wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbs5zvXnmrs
>>560071501>5 hours agobuy an ad
>>560073092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2yvnvQGJys
Tom Jones
>>560075961famous inventor of the safety dance
Where's the best place to obtain a Conscientious Objector and Decal Tool?
HOT TAKE (WATCH OUT: ITβS HOT): HEAVY, ENGINEER, SOLDIER, AND PYRO SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO /EVERY/ SHOTGUN.Thereβs no reason why only the heavy can use the family business, nor why heavy and engineer cannot equip the reserve shooter (imagine comboing the RS with a level 3 sentry or ending the existence of an approaching trolldier as heavy).
>>560046618No one here is smart enough to play Go and therefore appreciate this anon
How bad are Tour of Duty's? I heard for the higher tier people will just get a Sniper aimbot to do it for them.
>>560081305you can technically get them to pay for themselves if you do the 'two cities' tours, fully assemble the killstreak kits you get as a reward (which will require you to trade or buy the remaining parts), and then sell the fully assembled kits (which are worth significantly more than unfinished ones + their components), using the capital you gain to buy more ToD tickets to do another 'two cities' runif what you're asking is purely related to difficulty, the ToDs are exactly the same as specific bootcamp missions, they just allow access to a larger reward. cheaters are generally frowned upon.
>>560077337scrap.tf or backpack.tf, you might even get one that already has a decal on it which can be fun>>560081305It varies, sometimes you get good teammates, sometimes you get bad teammates, sometimes you get autists mad you're not playing "their" way. Most of the time I've had good teammates, but it helps to queue with a friend when possible
>>560046618>>560080804I appreciated it, I just didn't have anything to say about it
fempyro backshots
>>560089671>>558947404 By the way I did find the sauce to this, it's conadolpomp
>>560089875me in the grinder
>>560089875uhh ackshually i found the sauce
>>560089875this is what it feels like to be flare combo'd
>>560090742I found you telling me the sauce, therefore I found the sauceIf you're that anon thank you
>>560084509>>560082001What happens if we lose a round? I've never done one
>>560091979Nothing, you just start the wave over again
>>560091020hmm i'll let it slidenp o7
>>560071501I think Zesty and SouthernNinja need to do a collab because they're both southerners.
tfw no festived festive ambassador
Classified has a proximity voice chat option and nobody told me.
>>560102379that's kinda gay tbqhwyf
>>560089875>tf2g sisters talks to posts from weeks agoholy LOL
esl babble
this guy is so brown lmao
I made this place barron and empty.Thanks to mtye this place is alive.
HahaNo MvM upudeeto
>>560105995Brats! This is the last time I'm falling for your antics!
i h8 shupos
me and my 23 awesome, busty, tall girlfriends playing tf2 together
I need a dicklet femboy sucking my big fat cock under my desk while I push the payload
I need a dicklet MAN sucking my big fat cock under my desk while I push the payload
>Going into boot camp next week>Won't be able to play TF2 for weeks and weeks and weeksTake me home, 2Fort roads,
>>560107896>>560107993neither of you have big fat cocks THOUGH
>>560109004you're gonna be fragging irl?
>>560102680Dudes actually insane
Since they're just throwing lawsuits against Valve now can an attorney sue them for ruining TF2 with MYM surely there's something illegal they did
>>560105995Shupo plap n suck>>560106621Poppy suck n plap
>>560109710Jill is a scammer, a killer and a brony.Death sentence is 100% guaranteed.
>>560109178Hopefully not lol
>>560112124wow
>pyrovision is completely fuckedhttps://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7884
>>5601059952 moor weeks
>>560094598us texans don't consider ourselves southern largely tho, we're our own thing :[
>>560115157Ok zesty...
>>560114920you lieliar
>>560117515
>>560117515I do not lie when I say shupos owe me sexand an aussie shotgun
>mvm update finally drops>0 aussieshow would you guys feel?
>>560119702idc about aussies so I'd just laugh at Valve's incompetence
>>560112124bouncing on this as i frag.. uWu////
>>560119702i would feel nothing
>>560119702I don't think Valve would turn down free money, I have faith that we'll get Australiums.
>>560120330>I don't think Valve would turn down free moneyJust look at how many weapons don't have Strange variants. Also Valve has gone on record saying that because Steam exists, when they make decisions about allocating dev resources instead of>Oh hey a free million dollarsthey think in terms of>What's the point of getting that million dollars when we could get a billion dollars elsewhereIt's why the bot crisis was left to rot for so long
>>560109710>Competitive Matchmaking Pass has been 50% off on the Mann Co. Store since forever>This violates US laws on deceptive pricing>This is grounds for removing matchmaking from TF2Uhh, hello? Justice Department? I got a big case for ya...
>>560120535I think they actually make significant money off australium whales though. They wouldn't just ignore that.
>>560120330>>560120781
>>560120781They make "significant money" off of TF2 whales for>Australiums>Stranges>Unusualsetc but the point is for Valve, their Infinite Money Printer makes even these easily monetizable things extremely low priorityThink of it like this, if you gave TF2 in its MODERN form to some medium-sized developer they would treat it like a precious baby. "Holy shit we have an IP with a dedicated playerbase that pulls like 20,000-40,000 human players a day(and like 150,000 bots) with a bunch of additional monetization avenues left unused"But TF2 is """cursed""" to be owned by Valve. 2026 Valve is enjoying the Infinite Money Machine, getting into near-political territory pissing contests with other companies in the form of lawsuits, and refusing to make HL3 because Gaben thinks that all new Valve titles must introduce something revolutionary and industry-changing to gaming instead of being simply sequels
>>560120330They'd better.
they could have added a strange crate with short circuit dragons fury etc and made ten million usd on the first day
>>560121471Okay well money notwithstanding, MvM goes hand-in-hand with Australiums (and the Golden Frying Pan) and I'm pretty sure the devs know this.
>>560121620That would take a precious 20 minutes of time away from Raju Rajeetpusaar who could be using that 20 minutes PRODUCTIVELY by fucking around with Deadlock balance hotfix #4872
>>560113248>>560120212what was it
>>560124181He was showcasing his custom viewmodel animation for his Original, if ya catch my drift
>>560109710You're free to sue anybody for whatever you want in the US. Can you craft an argument that can defeat a team of multi-million dollar lawyers who have built a relationship with their judges, and failing that have enough money to keep your suit afloat if they try to stall you until you run out of money on short 30 minute meetings?
every now and then i remember that workshop submission that was just rick and morty rick's hair on engineer and it was called "bad grandpa" and i get unreasonably mad that some human being thought this was a good idea for a hat and a clever name for itfuck i'm mad again
>>560126193also josuke's hair for the scout and the fag named it "crazy noisy bizarre pom" just fucking kill yourself please
>>560126193I hope tf2 classified makes some of these fags take a look in the mirror and realize what they're fucking up, but it won't
>>560126193For me it's the Pickle Engi creator that donated money to ask Robin Walker if he had seen his item on the workshop and if he thinks it's cool
>>560128975oh my fucking god
>>560126193>>560128975Slop and Morty fans are almost as cringe as Futurama fans, it's hardly surprising to see them acting like this. Do you remember the szechuan sauce shit at McDonald's?
>>560136994Want them all to step on my face
Ctf_frosty...Now THAT's an underappreciated map I wish people would play more.
>>560140106I did not care for it the one time I played it
/tf2g/ is slow today huh?
>>560141141sorry i'm playing oblivion instead
>>560140106may paizuri
>>560141141I'm a little tired today after cumming 3 times in an hour yesterday
>>560141608that happens to me now, tooage catches us all, I suppose
>>560141141I havenβt even had breakfast yetProbably will make some eggs or something since I got plenty of them lying around for whatever reason
>>560141141most interesting thing all day was someone posting cock
>>560141141im just waiting for the new olivia to drop
>>560141141cow bikini shupo was the best post so far
>>560142332me every morning when i wake up and every night when i go to bed
>>560141141half of the thread is on trash e-fucking
>>560119702If we had gotten the update back in august of last year, we wouldn't have gotten anything. But now, with how much time it's taken, I can't see them not adding some especially since people on the workshop literally did all the work already
>>560119702Nobody plays mvm, i dont play mvm and wont be playing mvm.Nobody will be playing by week 3 after release. This is a waste
>>560143845Actually /ourguy/ BlessedViva plays MvM so there's somebody important.
>>560144029image wasted on a beaner post
>>560144029>/ourguy/put your trip back on
>>560143845Most people will probably give the new missions a try, especially in boot camp where they don't have to pay. If they add a new classification of reward (something other than botkillers or killstreaks) you can bet your ass a lot of people will keep playing it. If it's just new Aussies then I'd give it probably two months before it really dies off. If there's no new Aussies or rewards whatsoever it dies within a week
when's the next TF2 mememod coming out?
>>560106621>>560118156>>560120214>>560123720>>560140106>>560140826baby making sex with poppy, shupos, amy, gold ship, may, and rosa
>2680>5043esl babble posts
>>560147610in 2 weeks
>>560147610>>560148930also, baby making sex with this fat ass bnuuy
>>560149082she's not for that
>>560141141tf2g girlies will go back to work soon, they were taking a break
>>560149186too bad, she is right now
>>560147979>>560149082many are saying this
>>560148930why does this bnuuy need such a fat ass
>>560150303the better to plap her with
>>560150303Having a fat butt is the right of all sentient beings
There is no heavy update, there is no mvm update, and there is no olivia update
>>560150303it's a mysteryi've heard it helps with fragginglike it makes you frag better or something
dilemma: using the ΓΌbersaw because itβs the best medic melee or using the festive bonesaw because it looks cooler
>>560151020>best medic melee
>>560152046okay, but same dilemma: using the solemn vow because itβs (in practice) a direct upgrade or using the festive bonesaw because it looks cooler
>>560128975...and what did Robin Walker say?
>>560152570conscientious objector with 1 man 1 jar on it
which maps have the biggest boobies?
>>560156880cp_fempyros_zipper
>>560156880>>560157573Love that map
>>560156880cp_highlanderacademy_final
>>560158265imagine...
>>560158265this is where the shupos are plapped
Asking for more Australiums is cool and everything, but I'd rather have more Specialized and Professional effects...
>>560159947the smell?
post your tf2sona :3
>play heavy>all of a sudden, entire fucking team is completely incapable of killing spies whatsoever>no matter how much you turn around and get one, even following up to murder him after he pops dead man's ringer, the picosecond you turn back, BOOM another spy
>>560161634same but snipers and no one wanted to medic. I need to find a cool tacticool medic loadout.
>>560161612My fragsona
>>560161634And then when you try to go spy yourself, half their team switches to pyro and the other half turns around every .6 millisecond and instantly knows when you're in a disguise
>>560158265shupos don't have big boobies tho
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dBZjupeFAAM>be heavy>go out of spawn door>get shanked from shoulder>turn around to see a lousy spy>hold down m1 to rev up minigun>he circles around and stabs before you can shoot>stare at screen before respawn>go out of spawn door>hear a rocket jump>see soldier mid-air>rev up minigun as always>get comically large spoon in the face by a shotgun trolldier before you can react>respawn>go out of spawn door>a choke ahead with shutter doors>get blown to bits by a sticky trap while trying to shoot them with minigun>respawn>notice a sniper in the last second>distance is too big to make him flinch with minigun>hold down m1 anyway and half of your bullets graze him before he counter by taking the shot>catch a bullet with your forehead>respawn>try to eat sandwich in a corner after exchanging so many hits with enemy team>get stabbed againI think heavy just sucks.
>>560163373three of these can happen to any class.
>>560163373The issue with heavy is that his health is actually pretty fucking low when you put it in action>scout meatsthots you to death in 3 seconds before you can even see him or turn around>the explosive classes kill you in even less time by just corner peeling>lol sniper>lol spyOn the other hand, when you're in a good position and not getting constantly shanked or sniped, you can pretty much win the entire game by yourself or with just a single medic
>banned from a community server I was frequenting for heckin racism well shit, now what?
>>560161787the tacticool vest he hasthe tacticool helmet + rebreather combo that's somehow one hat, i think it's a reference to his tfc designgoggles that cover his eyes
>>560167885have you tried not being a retard
>>560168121i get too mad at vidya desu
>>560167885holy shit
Anybody extract Poker Night's files yet? I just unlocked the Security Table and noticed two of the feeds were of Strong Bad's couch (featuring Homestar) and an exterior of the Inventory with G-Man. I wanted a clear look at the feeds to see what else is there
>>560167885blacklist and move on its the only way bad servers die and new ones rise, there was one guy who was so happy that he got unbanned from skial like bro they will just ban you again anyway
>>560167885what'd you say
>>560167885egg making sex with floatzel
i've never been banned from skial and i've been playing on there for like 15 years. maybe you retards are just stupid faggots with emotional problems
>>560161946>>560161612i wish i could put more than 3 things.Nuts n bolts effect may look good on this, too bad doesn't exist w/ol' reliable.
>>559848138lynched by Abrahamics (they will kill you and tell you they are the good guys)
can you noose yourself already /pol/faggot brownoid?
>religionschizo hours
It bothers me more than it should that the worldmodels and viewmodels do not match up 1:1. Sniper's hand is missing its glove, engi palms his wrench at a completely different tempo, pyro has a variety of different melee swings in 1st person but only ever swings overhead in 3rd, etc.
I've seen a lot of player using left handed models, did something changed?
>>560173658These fix some of the inconsistencieshttps://gamebanana.com/mods/425647https://gamebanana.com/mods/206241
>>560173895it frees up the right side of their screen (yes this is literally the actual reason, nobody tell them)
>>560174583And now you have the left side covered...
>>560177415Can we jerk off together in vc?
>>560177415the answer to all soldier tech is the same: shoot feet. maybe your feet, maybe an enemy's feet, but feet must be shot
>>560177415fat bunny buns plap
>>560177415>spoilerwhewgood stuff mate
>>560177415
>>560174737yes, that's the part they don't seem to getI guess they think they're like, southpaws in boxing, and nobody will expect them to be able to able to see a little more of the right side of their screen, which will somehow give them an advantage. it has to be a contrarian mindset of "i'm doing something different and i think it's giving me an advantage" without actually giving it any critical thought
>>560177415cervix is better hole.
>>560177415I need fat bnuuy ass on my face
>>560177415jump maps
floydcuck is a faggot and his report spam will not defeat us
>>560178186extremely incorrect
>>560179848if your a fag, maybe *sniff* maybe.
>>560178186you can still enjoy pussy between the buns
>>560180027pussy's pussy hole is tighter. cant be beat!
>>560179776that one was 404'd in record time
>>560179949>0 taste the postthat bun is getting plapped and filled
>>560180290true but in doggystyle you enjoy the plap of buns at the same time >>560180347floydcuck pulled out all his devices to make sure of that
Phew, just finished a long fragging sesh in TF2C
>>560180564no way fag
>>560180880nuh uhboth holes or nothing
>>560180857What are you going to do now after such a nice and long fragging sesh?
>>560181139Gonna relax and unwind! Had a pretty busy day today so it feels great to finally lay in bed
>>560181442Relaxing and unwinding after a busy day makes it all the more rewarding! Are you going to take out the trash to unwind properly?
>>560181587Good point, yes I'll do that!
>>559967534mexican out of ten
>>560181139>>560181587built for paizuri
every class has a weapon that lets you know that the player playing them is a boring person:scout - soda poppersoldier - direct hitpyro - degreaserdemoman - iron bomberheavy - tomislavengineer - wranglermedic - crusaderβs crossbowsniper - razorbackspy - dead ringer
>want to have fun play my funny fire fat scout>forced to switch to medic cuz no one on defense wanted to play medic.we won but didn't get that dopamine hit.I hate the crucaders crossbow, i wish medic got a minigun secondary
>>560185141swap direct hit for the original
>>560185298I had a dumb idea for a medigun replacement like a decade ago that swapped it for a chainsaw, and the ubercharge was fuel for the chainsaw. you passively healed players around you, and the more kills you got with the chainsaw, the faster you healed your teammates. ubercharge was gained passively, but was sped up by healing injured teammates within the AoE
>>560185727that would be interesting.i keep getting caught out and the crossbow aint it. Wish had more needle gun
my favorite unofficial tf2 βeventβ is when the item servers are down and everyone is forced to use stock loadouts
>>560186448there's always that one guy who still has his loadout
All talk should be a voteable toggle in casual.
>>559842336Now I will buy your game if it wasn't sold out everywhere.
>>560186057i hear you. that sounds like a positioning or bad team issue tho (i suffer from both)>>560187874no fun allowed
>>560188426yeah after the pocket goes kaboom, melee feels more reliable lol. I dont mian him i should try the regen one
>>560189734the amputator is really meh imo, even if you're trying to use it to heal your team with the taunt. idk the rate at which it heals, but it feels like it's equal to a lvl 1 dispenser's healing. you're probably going to enjoy the ubersaw or solemn vow more
>>560191332i dont main him, so havent experiment with his melee yet. i use my lewd image con objector. Feels like it gives me lucky crits more.
>>560189734>after the pocket goes kaboomthat's what the rocket in my pocket does
>>559858145Until all closet cheaters are out then there's no real answer. Just grow a Quake-bone or nothing will work.
imagine not running blutsauger + amputator and top fragging on your team
imagine not running a dicksauger + cumputator and top fagging on your team
>>560199115this
I think the Blutsauger should reduce your Medi-gun's healing but provide lifesteal for your patient so it's more offense-oriented.
>>560200537blutsauger quickfix + blackbox
>>560198742Based
>>560201774close enoughwelcome back 2014 blackbox
>>560203016Heavy should have an equivalent to the blackbox.
Heavy should have an anti-backstab weapon
it's called having ears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbs5zvXnmrsThis shit is just a mirrored version of that awful "Gaming Conservativism" & Team Fortress 2 video that tranny made.Embarassing.
>>560206735your contrarianism made me watch it/10good video, solid points
>>560189734>after the pocket goes kaboomUse Overdose and surf the damage with crouch jumps. Sitting and fighting with Blutsauger is not a good idea if enemy can run in doors or narrower corridors where your maneuverability shits the bed. You need wide open areas to be an effective battle medic where you can dodge projectiles or bait the shots.>>560185727>>560191332I think playing Vita-saw would be more efficient because you won't live long by hitting stuff with melee unless you are using Uber-saw itself.>>560204615You don't need one. You can bait Spy to decloak if you abruptly stop revving up and check your back. Bait them as if you are going to go ham then stop immediately and turn around to have a check. Better if you jump rev forward and use a shotgun to spray them when your turn around.For a degree Huolong Heater can help too. Position yourself on sloped surfaces to rev it up. That will only deter Spycicle users and you have to pay attention to burning sound that plays whenever you catch someone on fire. On theory crouching with HLH deployed can help to make yourself a harder target on plane ground but you have to check above your head often and don't stay crouched for too long.
>>560206735>awful "Gaming Conservativism" & Team Fortress 2 video that tranny madeYou mean it too drifts away halfway through to simply shit on one youtuber that tranny did not like?>last 4 minutes of 10 minute video are gameplay footage w/o voiceoverbruh?
>>560209106>in doors or narrower corridors where your maneuverability shits the bed...that's exactly where the needleguns shine, since they can't dodge either
>>560210075>>last 4 minutes of 10 minute video are gameplay footage w/o voiceoverhe does that to reach the 10 min mark for ad revenue, it's pretty common in his vids. i initially thought it was scummy, but the more i think about, the more i think it's honestly kinda based. he keeps the videos concise instead of stretching out the point needlessly with filler babble like so many other CCs do, and you can stop watching once you recognize you've reached the gameplay portion
>>560187874Sorry but casual NEEDS to bridge the gap with comp so talking to the other team is NOT allowed, you NEED to coordinate with your team to win and gain exp! Neato!
I think this thread is lacking fat bunny butt
I will make hat from you, little bunny
>>560187874All talk should be a separate buttonYou know, like how you can do that in the text chat, regardless of the server settings or a vote or whatever
>>560161634Natascha is a soft counter to spy because they run at snail pace even when disguised if you shoot them
If dubs I will post cumshot vid
>>560218817take your homosexuality elsewhere
>>560218817keep your homosexuality here
>>560218817retain your homosexuality in an unverified state which may or may not be here
I've been stuck on the last scout domination I need for contracts for weeks and just got it only to realize I had the wrong contract objective selected, I was on the offense one instead of my scout one, and even that didn't count the domination because it's actually offense team rather than offense classes and this was in CTF
>>559856647They got gs9 pay scale jobs working for the gov to manage a file system with a secret clearance and all they do is sit around reading manga, that's why they became troonhou
>>559921378When I was an avid community member and even donated out of pocket to keep servers and other infrastructure going, I was considered a freak for remembering users, little did I know that I'd be remembered for 12+ years to come by those that hated me for beating them in mge a few times.
>>560206735>that awful "Gaming Conservativism" & Team Fortress 2I'm not watching half an hour of this slop but bro is right about Minecraft's early versions not being superior to the newer versions. Notch's original game was far too barebones and the block-stacking premise isn't even good on its own (it was just copied from Infiniminer anyways). I don't understand the nostalgia for the "good ole days" of Minecraft because they didn't exist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUTDej0sk8I
https://youtu.be/MOnB95GmR1cWait , did tf2 just win?
>>560228937I literally donβt know who any of them areWhere daβ shupos at
>>560228937I think Iori would have been a better choice for the Sniper and Reisa would have been a better choice for the Scout because she's a hyperactive zoomer but Utaha was obviously the best option for Engineer.
>>560228937>pantsu peek7.5/10add some shupos next time
>>560227579brap and plap
>>560227579>broYou cheeky bastard
>>560228937cute
>>560228937
>>560215812many are saying this
>>560248486
how many people who wear max heads have ever played even one sam & max game
>>560248486it's time to Jack off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaPB6EqiukSwishcast's strongest warrior
>>560227579almost good art but the fuckup gave her two right feet
>>560249214Jack doesn't even have a dick, he doesn't even have balls he's a combat cyborg
>>560251407No he literally has a separate civilian body they put him in so he can fuck his wife
>>560251407he's a bot bro, it's as easy as them adding the horsecock mod
>>560251696How much of him is still human again? Just his brain? I only played MGR so I don't know a lot about Metal Gear lore overall.
>>560248486what is it with /tf2g/ nowadays and people here posting characters from gacha games?
>>560248486next OP right here
>>560252147brain, head minus jaw, some of his spine and I think that's itthey can pull what's left out and transfer him to a different body
>>560252451we're all very horny
>>560253453>head minus jawnot so sure about that, his forehead looks artificial if you look closer and he has a barcode on it
>>560252451anime posting moved evolved into gacha girl posting
>>560253595so fempyro is just not enough, huh?
>>560253960variety is the spice of life
cmon doc, do it
>>560253774Itβs fake flesh but the brain, eye, and skull are intact.
Deploy a Jump Pad here!
>>560254113Fair. Even I have to admit that the whole editing tf2 items on non-tf2 characters to keep it "on topic" is kinda funny.
how come we never got a mini dispenser?
>>560252451I think artist clearly reads here.
>>560254421what would it even do? longer range heals and ammo distribution but slower?
>>560254421>butt jiggle guh
>>560255020>>560255020>>560255020GOTTAM
>>560254421>she wears pantieswtf tf2g lied to me
>>560254113I don't like spice, it makes my nose run.
>>560257104You're more of a vanilla type of guy?
>>560257104It turns my eyes blue
>>560227579no, he's wrong. pre-sloppification minecraft was better, especially before the nothingburger updates where the devs are like,>"ooohhh nooo we only have the time to implement one of these ideas, the community must vote on what mob gets in: the bleeberglobbarpooperscooper, or the pingledinglebringleshingle">both mobs do absolutely nothing and add nothing of value to the game, and took months to implement>modders add them both in the same week, and they're both useful and actually attainable without going on a camelot quest to find and tame them
