>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/depth5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>559762812
>>559860001This wouldn't happen because they wouldn't die
>>559860107Creepy...
we are so blessed to have a cute and valid streamer keeping the thread alive desu
>>559860328Zorban?
Niggas be getting mad at dying lol
>>559860594Can you prove that?
>>559860328smee?
>>559860148>adult woman>creepyNice try, false-flagging troon, but you can stop vandalizing my gimmick, thanks.>>559860328>valid lol
>>559860107not for ergies
>>559860107I look like this (fatter)
>>559860001the end of erg is near...
>>559861151You should lose some weight.
>>559861151why do you keep teasing us and not showing your body
Does anyone know if there’s a way to reopen incognito tabs
>>559860001Pure aura…>>559861518The perfect couple :3
>>559861932if ctrl + shift + t doesn't work, then I don't think so
>>559860107I love my mommy
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421will I 3 bar to fulghor????
I want to fuck an asian girl
>>559862256why?
>>559862350there's this chinese girl in one of my classes and she's kinda flirtyI know I have no chance with her though
>>559862423You miss every shot you don't take
gg hors
>>559862467I don't even have a ball
>>559862256We know creasyjeet you can't bag a hot white woman, so you downgrade to easier picking.
>>559862741>implying
>>559862423are you white?chinese college girls want the bwc like you wouldn't believewhatever ick white girls get about nerdy white guys they get in reverse
If you can't bag asians as a white guy, then there's no hope for you I'm afraid.
>>559862770yeah but I'm fat and ugly
>>559862935creasybros...
>>559863010I'm not this creasy guy, stop being a schizo
>>559862935>fatwork on it, and don't let it stop you in the meantime>uglyyou'd be surprised, they very likely see your face differently than you do
>>559863176nah they only want someone like chris evans>>559862935ngmi
>>559862935are you tall?
>>559862705you were born with 2
>>559862935I bet you're also bald.
>>559863604no>>559863645okay yes haha, but you know what I meant
i hate fat peopleelden ring nightreign
>>559863971oogada boogada I cast a spell on you soon you will become fat and you will eat and just won't stop eating oops
>>559863870well then I don't know what to sayI'm ugly as fuck but I get a pass since I'm tall and a lot of women love bestiality enough to give me a chance
>>559863865luckily not
duchess = bad vibes
>>559864029good luck I have the power of zyzz and amphetamines on my side
Creasy here. This is my actual first post in the thread. Schizos just be schizoing.It's late, so I doubt anyone is in queue. But I'm trying to get a few wins in today. I did 1 expedition a few hours ago, and lost horribly to day one demon princes.As for my show: They're doing a special event where the top stars from each group are changed to different groups. So today NinNin is replaced by someone named Bamboo. She's a reverse trap. A girl crossdressing as a boy. Not really my thing. I like tomboys, but she's actually trying to look like a man and nearly succeeding. But that's ok, because I don't watch for NinNin anyway. My Trio are in today: Susu, Nemi, and Isa.
gg normal goatlibra is a girl?
>>559864948Stop
>>559864948Based lolcow providing free keks
>>559864948based
>>559864948They look so fake and chopped like webm-related. You need a reality check, brother. Also, Elden Ring Nightreign...
>>559858218>>559860876>>559850515Keep your defeated cuckold fetishes to yourself terrjeet we don't wanna hear it
>>559865039libra is my waifu
>>559865651how is my link related to cuckold you obsessed vermin
>>559863870I don't know what you meant. Why can't you talk to her?
>>559865651blew out that south asian threadshitter's asshole and made xhim cry profusely well done victory is yours
>>559865692Goat cuncun
>>559864948Ooo. They're doing spicy duo dances with Bamboo.>>559865639I know for fact they don't use any putty or plastic to sculpt their faces, because Susu did a stream while getting her studio make up done. It's just some pale foundation, some blush, a bit of contouring around the nose, aegyo-sal, and lashes. Nothing crazy.And Isa and Nemi have both posted videos of them with normal makeup.(as in the natural face look, where you can't tell they're wearing makeup)They're all pretty girls underneath the makeup. Though, Nikoo in particular strikes me as a little uncanny. She's the front and center girl in the picture I posted previously. She might have gotten some face work done, but I can't really tell if that's so, or if she's just has that ayy lmao look naturally.Fact of the matter is: you've been posting the same face altering make up transformations for years. Hell, that webm you posted may very well be over 10 years old. And it was done purposely as shock value to garner clicks on social media. It's not indicative of every asian. The girl in your webm is not even Vietnamese.You're one of those idiots who falls for social media sensationalism, while simultaneously decrying the use of social media. Like a media illiterate boomer.
>>559866604so fake and chopped tho innit
>>559865790>check linkNot only are you a cuckold, but also into beastility if that's supposed to be a brown man.
>>559864948I decided to check out that thing you’re watching. These filters are insane. The long legs one so they look like Sailor Moon is hilarious. Bamboo is the best one by far I love her. What exactly are they doing? Are they given song and dance prompts by viewers? Is that why it’s the same girls over and over?
Can someone explain why this general specifically attracts the worst kind of people There's so many it's getting tiring
>>559866604>post-BTFO melty>errm they are probably plastic and fake, but they don't do putty so it's le okay!Nice. I can tell that the trvke webm bothered you because you wrote this crap out as a cope. The fact of the matter is, places like South Korea are the 'plastic surgery capital' of the world for the very this very same reason, they can't accept how they look, so they do extreme makeup like that to look as doll-like/White as possible because that's the global beauty standard. >They're all pretty girls underneath the makeup*mid asians with plastic surgery FTFY
>>559866604Theyre all my bitches btw
>>559867408like who
>>559867432>imageKEK>>559867408we're incapable of gatekeeping that's why
>>559867432You bodied that fellowfreak, well done. >>559867494Based.
>>559867408I like everyone here. They’re characters and they react in funny ways. In the other generals I go to they barely do anything fun or interesting.
nice samefagging retard
gg big dragon
gg calico thanks for keeping the run together i was fucking around with dragon spells..
>>559865639I look like this btw
creasysisters... our asian mids are being exposed...
I like fat american titties
>>559867516nox, gallowsfag, mass reply spammer, trish, DOS, creasy, lardboardtroon, alex, sneedger, and whoever it is that keeps talking shit about other players
>>559867408What did I do?
>>559866964you're sick
>>559868012Based, I like bigger PAWGs.
>>559868012what about fat australian titties?
>>559868047you know what you did
>>559868019and what makes you so good compared to them
>>559868097shifty took this pic
>>559868165Shes a girl
>>559867408because anyone well adjusted got bored of nightreign 2 months ago after the balance patches made the game easy mode
>>559868219I could see that>>559868246yet you're still here
>>559868219xhe*
Niggas will call D5 easy mode and don't have a streak above 50 lol
>>559868047>>559868153You will never be skorvan
>>559868246"well-adjusted" """people""" don't use the internet beyond facebook and linkedin so jot that down
>>559868273never said i was well adjusted
>>559868373I am well adjusted and I still play, what are you gonna play fucking Resident cutsceneslop 7?
>>559868513It's not bad, best out of the post non-demake modern REs, but it's short and has no bonus modes outside of NG+ difficulty shit. You could also play Nioh 3 or Code Vein 2... Oh wait.
>>559868246I'm well adjusted and it lasted me way more than that before I started losing steam
>>559868607>Nioh 3 or Code Vein 2What is wrong with them
>>559868334I love doros (idont even know which gachaslop it's from)
U uwawauwa Uwawawatakutakuchaw o
>>559868669Weaker than previous entries in favour of open-world slop (they didn't pull it off)
>>559868686NIKKE
>>559868686same honestlyalso sex
We could be playing modded seamless but you faggots hate fun and/or are afraid of jobbing to D5 Maliketh.
>>559868513>you're bored of nightreign so your only other option is slop AAA titlesi'll just put another 200 hours into an indie roguelite
>>559868793
>>559868797I'll be there once someone popular and well-liked starts onerealistically manta, maybe zorban
>>559868819if you're bored why are you here, to fucking torture me?
>>559868797I could be dead but I fucked up my suicide attempt
>>559868797I'm down just been tired and lazy lately. If we have someone streaming it it'll be easier to convince people to try itI think the Phil's pack is just map variations + weaponpack + seamless + skin pack. Probably easy to slap together. Or we could just go seamless+map variations to keep it simple
>>559868019https://vocaroo.com/131vCJHAlPYV
>>559868797I like not knowing who I am going to match with and there is no mm in seamless. You either play with same 2 anons or keep shilling lobbies every 40m.
gg church golem
>>559869063Pretty sure there's pw matchmaking in seamless
>>559869060can I kiss you on the cheek?
>>559868797I'm not a fucking coward; don't ever say that you bloody bitch benchode basterd
>>559869109Creepy sex pest go back to mhg
>>559869136please can you tell me what benchod means please
>>559868797>playing new content at D5 retard
>>559868797Don't we all know the p2 maliketh script? Elden ring is 5 years old at this point
gg Late night crew. I no-hit Adel.
>>559869179sister fucker
>>559869152cheek kisses are friendly not sexy
>>559869190Seamless starts you at d1 again so you actually have a while to get acclimated. Plus most of us have done those bosses at level 1 already
>>559868927as opposed to someone unpopular and disliked?
>>559868019You forgot vocaroofoid for your list. >>559869152You bodied that threadpest shitter, well done.
>>559869224Forgot pic
@grok tell that gorilla triple nigger how to google what words mean
>>559869261>seamless starts at D1The only good point you made here. >Plus most of us have done those bosses at level 1 alreadyYou don't know that, and that doesn't matter you need to have fresh muscle memory, I haven't done a lot of base ER contenet at low level in years.
Here's your absolute kino Maliketh fight, bro.>>>559869179https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/benchod
>>559869394it's more fun to ask you guys but also I like your image
>>559869261Just increase scaling to so you can get higher scaling for difficulty then put it back to 100 when you hit D4 though everyone on lobby has to be on same scaling I think. You also get more points on winning so most of /erg/ will hit 4/5 again soon. >>559869108I tried to test it earlier but it wasn't doing any kind of mm.
>>559869060
>>559869570Well I guess we have to squad up...
>>559868797If you make it easy to install I'll do it sureMaliketh wasn't even the hardest RL1 boss
>>559869543>it's indianewwwwwwww
>trooner lillies acting like xhe doesn't get carried on DTS in 2025-2026
>>559869645He was the second hardest behind malenia. Never did the dlc rl1 besides lion
This general was more fun when Madison was around
>>559869543>zdps even in base ERClassic
>pepe thinking he's good enough to talk shit about others gameplay
>>559869661Every time I try to parry the horsies in NR I get raped for it
Based pepe making the avatartroons seethe.
>>559869684I found Mohg and Elden squid harder since I refused to use the elemental heal tearI did the dlc RL1SL0 and unironically Romina was 2nd hardest because she has an untelegraphed aura move that kills you in 1-2 ticks because you're so low health
>>559869803I like pepe
liking pepe is contrarian take and same as liking avatartroons
You're both kinda mid but pepe has co-clutched with me more.
>>559868019>lardboardEven though we have a playful love hate relationship with each other and you actually love me deep down (I love you too <3)
>>559870124I like pepe. He's a frog poster
>>559870173shut the fuck up retard
>liking avatartroons>contrariancute mushjeet falseflag.
>>559870173You seem like someone who'd be a BLM activist only to get stabbed to death by some homeless nog
>>559870224esl
So you can't jump the centipede's shockwave. Noted :|Can't stand under the centipedeCan't breathe near the centipepe
>>559870124pepe is okay, he's way more likable than most posters here.
>>559870262There was nothing 'esl' about the post mushpest.
How do people actually get good at the everdark fights, do people use the mod to practice because holy fuck it's so time consuming playing solo just to practice ED fights or Dreglord which I'm not good at.
>>559870568We've already played the game to death son you missed out
>>559870568Which ED bosses are you struggling withMost were learned during the climb to 9999
568boss arena modyour skin will get darker as a side effect doebeit
>>559870568by playing the game? win or lose you learn something new about the fight like not overcommitting during certain combo strings or knowing when it's your turn to attack.
>>559870654Pretty much all of them, I can do the base game fights okay except Dreglord, but I mostly play with randoms since everyone here plays at depth 5 already and I actually want to level up organically rather than just be useless in ED fights...
>>559870568Just do your best. Being patient is important, focus on staying alive and as you get more comfortable with the fight you will discover more opportunities to do damage.
>>559870775>terr self-reflectingA rare moment indeed.
My ex's breasts are medium sized and is probably not attractive by normal standard but they were hot. I came on it multiple times
>>559870568Just fight them, as long as you're aware of the gimmicks and major pitfalls it's just a matter of getting more familiar with their moves and hitting them till they die.
>>559870568just do DON
that's not me doe
gg centipede demon, that was scary with 0 negation
q'in yup
I guess they copied your style or is that a dsjeet thing
just like the white-winged dove
cant blame themhe's just too cool
>>559871542Yeah, crazy no negation run. And I swear the tree sentinel was extra aggro. He wasn't giving us any time to breathe. At one point, I see one of your attack gives him a minor stagger. So i go in for a single attack. But by the time I'm attack, he just crushes me instantly.Also, look at how far apart we were when he wiped us. One attack. We all think we're a safe distance from all sides, and we're all wrong.
sorry wrong build
>>559871765please dont post this its embarassing...
>>559871765cuties
>>559871803dodged libra, and now I'm stuck with dogs. I'd rather risk an ED libra, than fight base dogs
>>559871297were there moles on them
>>559871993EDogs is harder though
>>559871297your subjective attraction to them is more important than whatever objective metrics of attractiveness there are
>>559869636Looked at it again and it is instant matchmaking failed
>>559871580where you all at??
>>559872493well I'm back in black
>>559871765Oh no no no pracfraud seniors...
>>559871715said no one unironically
>>559871993Stop dodging cute bosses
>>559871765DTS? more like DCH
>>559873336dragon cock haver?
>>559873374daily creasy humiliation
>>559873565creasy is dragonirian though
>>559873664not everyone you don't like is that other person you don't like, anon
bg cold dogs
>>559873928Gross
>>559873928kino>>559873948low test
>>559873883Stupid dogs.>>559873151I didn't dodge. They did. But I'm being facetious. It looked like they picked the wrong character.
>>559873997
>>559874124Gross
>>559874124I love well-endowed PAWGs...
>>559867432It's pretty amazing how small 4chan's ecosystem is. I've been seeing this guy regurgitate his anti-asian rhetoric for years and years on /v/. Same images. Same talking points. I swear I've read this exact post before. He has no new material. And he's a regular /erg/ poster. Like what are the chances that we would end up here in the same general. The world really is so small.I wonder if this poster is someone I actually play with. Do they have an actual name. Like how Devil Knight revealed himself to be one of my haters. I wonder if this user will ever reveal themselves. That would be fun. Then, we can know exactly who has been on this decade + tirade against asians.
>>559872184Yes, they were beautiful
>>559874314Stop
>>559874293And they love you anon!
>>559874314>Like how Devil Knight revealed himself to be one of my hatersI unblocked you after criticizing you. Rent free.
>>559874319who broke things off?
>>559874314I'm not devil or the anti-asian schizo you're replying to but I think you're one of the worst posters in this thread, tied with trish, and if this wasn't a rotting general then you'd both be bullied out
>creasyjeet learns that not everyone is plastic gooks like him>schizoposts a boogeyman into existence
>>559874457Once again, any poster claiming to be Devil Knight, must verify himself before I take their post as his word.But to your point: His posting style when he revealed himself, was identical to the posting style of hate posts I had been getting for multiple threads up to that point. I don't think his criticism that one time was an isolated incident.>>559874606It's hilarious you think you can actually bully me.
>>559874719I criticized you ONCE, only AFTER you fucked up with a wending grace TWICE. And that's it. I unblocked you and decided to give you another chance, move on, and stop name-dropping me, you freak.
>>559875065now do it when not blue
Creasyjeet vs Deviljeet battle.
>>559875065>Old webmThis does not pass authentication. Any troll could repost one of Devil Knight's old webms.
>>559875143coughing baby vs nuclear bomb
>>559875209I don't think I've posted this one before.
>>559875318jesus what is this hp bar
I miss her...
>>559875489There is a reason why anons 'joked' about him using ce months ago.
>>559875318ermmm ackshually that could be anyone playing wylder so you're gonna have to post your face and social security number and credit card details and address and birth certificate and cock
>>559875318It's not in the archives, so it's probably new. Thing is, there's still no name on the screen, and those randoms aren't from /erg/ and so they can't corroborate your claim. Hey genius, just post your result history. While still technically possible to fake. It would be very unlikely that someone would go through such lengths. So just post that.
>>559875604Done.
>>559875982go to bed
gg dreg x everdark practice's net
gg DEFEATING ENEMIES WHILE ART IS ACTIVE UPS ATTACK POWERpoor practice..
>>559873928>>559874124too big
>>559874384>>559874124>>559873928Needs to be BIGGER!
>>559870257You’re awfully sassy for someone in kissing range
>>559877078cute photo and nice cosplays
>>559877078>nose ring
>>559877207>>559877078I really do feel like grabbing an annoying karen by the nose ring and dragging her to the nearest building and padlocking her to it.
>>559877187Right? >>559877207>>559877430Nose rings are cute though.
>>559876527>>559876513you two are cute together btw
>>559877590of course you jeets would like this, its on your object of worship
>1/3>2/3>1/3
release the erg files
cute post + fun general
(fixed a couple links)>>559875982Wow. There's lots of fine detail in 4k.Well alright. You're probably Devil Knight.>I criticized you ONCE, only AFTER you fucked up with a wending grace TWICE. And that's it.So you say. But your posting style is very similar to posts I got from anonymous individuals before. Notable details:1. "Creasy 'chokes'"Your post: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558865169/#q558912958Anonymous post: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558069187/#q5581782402. "Creasy gets carried"Your post: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558865169/#q558923295Anonymous post: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558069187/#q5581782403. "Raiders are useless"Your post: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558865169/#q558911916Anonymous post: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557564970/#q5576406304. Calling people freaks.Your post: >>559875065Anonymous posts: >>559867597 >>559493132 (Cross-thread)5. When I called you out as being one of my haters before, you didn't deny it. You simply piled on more criticism: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558865169/#q558924247I'll grant that all of this evidence is circumstantial at best. It could just be that you have similar opinions and use similar verbiage as some of the threadshitters here. And maybe I'm reading too much into it. But it is a bit suspicious, you have to agree.
>You need to post your SSN and dickpic to prove you're devil>Me? I am certain that these random posts are you because people sharing a same thread can't assimilate their language over time that'd be impossible Holy lolcow
>>559878506>>559878310jesus christ you win the schizo of the year award
Alright, I am now convinced it's Terr. Schizos, you were right all along, i kveel.
>>559878506not devil and i'll say you choke, you got carried to 9999 and raider is useless you freak
>creasy>trish>tinpoholy fuck why are these new erg players such annoying posters. Nuke erg already
if I still cared about putting effort into this general I'd make a shitpost about how creasy is actually dingle/druggie anon and then make a mimic of the post above showing how they're all shitters, all have wrong opinions and all write essays while everyone tells them they're wrong
>>559878916>>559878506you guys put way too much effort into posting here
>hour long queues>trish and Creasy shitting up the thread>only a few good players leftmaybe it's time to let go
>good playersnames?
gg completely normal 3bug
>>559879047ydptg im not even posting
>>559879348me and you
>>559879458care to explain this? >>559876527
>>559878739i mainly post ggs doebeit
>>559879579meds
>>559879443>bug is stunned but the light pillar still activates>revived into poison mist + scream>whatever that shit that was happening at the endHoly hell what a shitshow
>>559878739Tinpo is fine. The other 2 are a scourge though. Just learn from RVC and play with china
I don't know when it happened, but I've finally crossed the 50% win rate threshold. I had so many failed expeditions early on, that getting a win rate over 50% seemed like a faraway dream. But today it's old news. My win rate is 54% rounding down.
>>559875143An immovable sperg vs an unstoppable autist
can you guys not gossip 1 thread
>>559879876Maybe when the shitposters stop shitting up the thread.
>>559879658>trish spinning during the grabI chuckled
>>559879976be the change you wanna see, show us your marvelous and engaging gemposts
>>559880057No I'd rather complain because I am a schizophreniac that gets off naming random people.
>>559878506>>559874314>anyone who disagrees with me is the made up boogeyman in my headcreasyjeet is a schizo confirmed?
I'm rejoining the queue. Let's claim more Ws.
>>559878506glad I blocked your stupid ass, you're way not good enough to be this annoying and schizophrenic
>>559878506More than one person can form an opinion of you and come to a similar conclusion. >that raider was uselessI'm assuming that was ShiftyDuck based on what that post was replying to. If so, they can shut this point down right away. >creasy gets carriedYou are just going to have to take my word for it. The only time I have directly interacted with you, in a negative manner, in the thread, is after both of those Red Balancer games. I've had zero reason to otherwise because every other match we've had was a win. Also, that other anon is correct, but that's beside the point.>calling people freaks'[blank] that freak' and derivatives are essentially 'thread culture' at this point. So this isn't really proof of anything. >When I called you out as being one of my haters before, you didn't deny it. You mean that throwaway line at the tail end of an already done argument? At the time, I said I blocked you and was ready to move on. I find this stuff hilarious, though, and this is part of the reason I decided to unblock you.
>>559878508>>559878648>>559879047>>559880373>>559880437Harsh but truthful posts.
>>559880523>More than one person can form an opinion of you and come to a similar conclusion. Sure. And that assumption also makes it easy for bad actors to disperse responsibility. It's the "my dog ate my homework" conundrum. It could be true, and it could be a scapegoat.>I'm assuming that was ShiftyDuck based on what that post was replying to.Nah, Shifty was the one who said I should give over the wending grace. Because Shifty named me. So the post about Raider being useless was Devil Knight sulking after we lost. The posts are 79 seconds apart, and /vg/ has a 100 second cool down between posts. I suppose is Shifty has a 4chan subscription, then they can get around the cooldown.>I find this stuff hilarious, though, and this is part of the reason I decided to unblock you.Really? You sounded mad today, with the "stop name-dropping me, you freak", and the all caps emphases. This sounds like cope. Why would feed me to shitpost further, and then claim you're not a regular hater?
gg mysterious fish
>>559878506Something terrible must have happened to this chick irl.
stream you fuck, I need entertainment
>>559881445>nothingburger first point that is going nowhere>"carrying manta is hard enough but that raider was useless" This is what I meant, and this post was not me and likely shifty based on context, pay attention. Moron. And yes, I find your essay posting and schizobabble funny. It's quintessential 4chan. I don't particularly care for slander, though, which is what you were doing with your name-dropping earlier, acting like I've been your personal boogeyman when I simply criticized you once.
>>559881869o-okay ill boot it up in a bit>>559881771gg fishe the bow barrages to kill its kids was epic
cc invented essay posting and schizobabble
Devil invented win streaks
cc invented holding hands with anons
>>559882439This is a natural cycle of the lolcow exposure. This same thing has happened numerous times when anons bully one of his personalities. He's going to have to performatively suicide the creasy persona like 1 week into using it.
I invented Vigoreye
>>559882521cc invented sex
>>559882663thanks practice it's a fun build, i enjoy sniping the crabs and jellyfishes below castle
tr*sh invented losing to BWC (on stream)
>>559878506based creasy sent deviljeet flying good job
>>559882663Thanks Devil, I also like to poisonmaxx, which you also invented.
>>559882526I can't believe cc and creasy are just another one of terr's alts. This is highly worrying.
>>559878506>If you laugh... your freak ass gets sent flying into hell
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421what did you invent edition
>>559882941Nightmare knighting is the best way to go. Estoc bros rise up!
creasy kinda getting his ass beat (again) doebeit
>Estoc
nice thread ergies
>>559883162Here comes the tailspin.
>a dsjeet has entered the building
>duo queuing on the pwwhy not adding a third discordtroon while you're at it so you don't even need to use the pw
>>559883502>esl saar postkino
>>559883502Theres a civil war going on in the cord.
nobody else qs doebeit
>>559883502trvth nvke + sent that freak flying
"why not adding SAAR"
>>559883502tell me when they get a game so i can start queueing
no one queue
>>559882995I invented haloslopmaxxing
During the siege of the demon lord's castle Terr the hero's party were separated by a trap. Alone they each had to fight either a horde of demons or one very powerful demon. Devil the warrior found himself face to face with one of the Seven Shitposters of Destruction: Creasy the Yellow Fevered. A demon known for his expertise in magic that can only be described as "foul".After an intense battle, Devil the warrior came out victorious, and Creasy was vanquished. When the demon lord and its associates were finally defeated Devil recalled thinking Creasy the Yellow Fevered was the weakest of the powerful demons.
>>559883502theres nobody else sooo and we play on our own all the time
>>559883795kekino...
>>559883795cringe devilsaar power fantasy
>>559883787no i did
>>559883795The God Anon looks on and chuckles. You've earned your estoc today.
>>559883996What's with the estoc posting
>>559882995sludge invented pvp
>>559883502also we met on the thread so does it really count as "duo".. god forbid anons befriend each other
>>559884062Anons that know about his passwords joking around.
>>559883795you know what, please write more of this.as off topic as it is, it's one of the funnier posts in a while.
>>559883795i kekd
>>559884062it's DOS, don't expect anything coherence to come out of his mouth
>>559884062The lolcow anons are making fun of used to use tripcodes to cry like this and he used estoc as all the passwords.
>>559883795who are the other seven?I only know of Trish the Sealed, Omnipresent Terr, Zorb the fat and Dingle the Scribe
>>559882132>>nothingburger first point that is going nowhereAh, so you're retarded. Hypotheticals got a little too abstract for you.>acting like I've been your personal boogeymanI've never said you were a singular hater. Just one of them. But ok. You win by technicality. I can't definitely prove you hated on me in the past. I don't believe that to be true. I just can't prove it. There. Happy?
>>559884895trish is the demon lord silly keep up with the story
>>559884895If you add Druggie of the Magic Dagger that's 6. Was Tinpo, betrothed of Trish counted as a one of the seven I forget
Duchess, during the last ED dog fight, did you not have an ult at the end? I don't recall you using your ult recently. What happened?
>>559885401I used it during the first time he split
>>559883795The scene where terr block-unseathe deflected the demon lord's double balancer AoE magic was such an aura flex moment
cringe terrjeet delusions ^
>"X shitty behavior is 'thread culture'"Huge red flag
Terr is awesome terr is coolWe all love terr
>open trish stream>double balancer halo slop duchess>close trish stream
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2718579737?t=06h26m54swtf is this vtuber doing? why isn't she helping kill the balancers shes just sitting there lobotomized
>>559886387because her only options are close ranged melee? you can chase a balancer that's chasing someone else but it's less effective than slightly distancing yourself so you can deal with a bird soloI'm not watching the whole fight I cba
>>559886147You lost creasyjeet, time to pack it up.
>>559886387Looks like the split strategy, barring things like less likely the balancers chase after one player each and usually stay passive unless you're too close, if you split up you won't have a group on you if you don't kill them fast enough.
>>559886631she has carian slicer. if the wylder distracts one balancer then duchess and recluse can quickly kill it
>>559886387>>559886702Actually while watching this the dumbass is trying to do it with less likely on.
>>559886387If you have less likely then only one bird will run towards the non less likely one and do the same thing of ignoring you and charging them. If you can roll through the charge then you can do big damage safely for free.
>>559887393this is what I would look like in such garments
>>559884895the sealed lmao is that like.. the blocked..
>>559886208sorry im tryna streak im at 24 again dont i get to be disgusting
>>559886698I'm just noticing.Like, the whole "[blank] that freak" stuff is such a forced meme by the local thread shitters. Devil Knight acts as if he's against thread shitters. But at the same time, he not only acknowledges their behavior as "thread culture", he also uses their lingo.
>>559887559What is dead may never die.
its bugs so i can play dragon cummunion rev, i just default to slop duchess if its DLC/mistery guy
>>559887819what do you think is going to happen at the end of your quest for erg truth like what is your desired outcome
>>559887743None of the anons with triple digit winstreaks run unethical damagemaxxing buildsIf you want to be like them then try imitating them instead of going full chink
q le dead?
>>559889759i queued for an hour earlier and found no games so yeah it's deaddoesn't help that the Blocked is duoqueuing
>>559889839
>>559888994Fists are S tier tho
Queuing after a nightmare week. Hopefully I’ll be better this week
>vs Libra>teammates won’t pick up less likely>chink starts ping spamming at the spirit shelter>wylder is afk for 5 minute>chink blocks me >decide to just open door>wylder quits>chink 2 bars before the transition>3 bars by the first condemned >I solo the entire fight which isn’t too tough since I found a halo sytche >chink runs towards me at the end and bowsFucking weirdos
>>559888994i know you're just shit stirring but my builds could be way better i only run affinity 6. i could theoretically have affin 6 holy 12 and dormant reapers but i do a lot of damage with the duchess skill. also devil runs optimal wylder/ironeye which is pretty good in his own playstyle and fists r2 spam is not honest
>>559890947>>559891218>>559891378What if undertaker and scholar were swapped
>>559883795Stupid slutty Devil Warrior…
>>559891275Well done, and you sure they weren't Jpns and not chinks? Japs are weirdly autistic about less likely weres changes usually are firing on all cylinders to win.
q pls
https://files.catbox.moe/hpiv81.mp4 why is shifty such an asshole?
>I only run aff 6, restage invuln, 2 defeating gives charges and defeating enemies during art on a night invaders relic Budget non-cheated build I'm sure
please stop gossiping and queue
>>559891741>AI slop
sure i'll queue but if it doesn't pop in like 10 mins, i'm out.
>you do zdps, your build sucks >errm, you have better relics than me, you cheatedInseffurable.
>>559892131thanks
>>559891948Scratch that i only run affin 5
>>559892171shut up trashyour argument equates to>what do you mean it's bad to drive both under 20 km/h and over 120 km/h on a motorway!!! it makes no sense!!! pick a lane!!!
>>559892429trish is currently in a game on stream, seething threadshitter-anon.
>>559891980Yup yup Canon
>>559888109Truth doesn't need reasons to exist. Lies do.
>>559892507NTA but trish is known to post while playing so your point is moot
>>559892507trash would never post while playing, you're right esl anon
>trash and tinpedo duoqueer and streakingThey want to be Devil and Zdrada so bad
>>559892901i dont even know that they used to duo
>>559892901Except we play by ourselves all the time?
gg +2 buckler
>>559894848gg I love L2 spammies. as an F tier its all i can do
>>559891741
Jesus these Zamor Ruins frost guys are absolutely destroying my ass
>>559895828we know terrjeet
>.png
>rage afk'ing
so cool...
so corny...
>>559895393freaky duck is a foot sniffer
so so
...
gg greggo's
I’m the bug devil, come to offscreen ergs demise
I like terr
ironically*
>>559900173unironically* <3
>>559900243post your tits clapcake
>entire caligo run has been cursed and now stuck in loading screen before the nightlord so based
>>559900243said no one ever*
ebin caligo
>>559900360That’s not me, but I do like Terr <3 I like watching him deflect.
>>559900435I had three load ins and it eventually let me into the arena... we won so hopefully it at least counted as a win for you
>>559900916Yendragon? I thought you left
Nah sorry I'm tired of birds
>>559892630almost reminds me of when some other tard tried to argue that others don’t do this…>>559887485post proof
uhhh someone dodged balancers
>>559901367understandable and have a nice day lolI would have brought double balancer katana duchess
>>559901470Yeah I do the same with Ironeye but I did it too much these past few days, I will go back to StS2
I feel like I have a stroke everytime I play rev and can’t work out how I use skills.
>>559901452classic pracfraud moment
>>559900916Mommy
>>559900916and other things that don't happen
>>559901070I had to solo what felt like a trio-scaled D5 Caligo, not fun, but luckily, I scraped through. Goes to show bosses like that are cancer dps fests with all the ice slop on the ground procing the on hit curses... >>559900704Were you the Raider? Where are you from? The Ironeye and I had a clean connection, but apparently, you were playing a different game.
good morning cuties
Is the queue dead because of manta or just dead
>>559903253manta is going to be streaming MH wilds, character creation and cat creation is gonna take like 2 hours.
>>559903398>troon hoonter mildsooof that's a hit to a viewership, yikes!
>>559903398Huh thought they’d hit 9999 first. Can people q then
>>559901085No I’m cupcake, sorry to disappoint. I was saying the other person was not me. >>559902312Yes>>559902710I like that you and I are opposites. I enjoy watching and only remember the good things anons pull off, meanwhile you watch and only remember mistakes.
>>559903932please please please post nudes
>>559877078Very cute but ruined by the ring>>559877590Don’t be stupid
>>559887819I was the one who came up with it. One other guy just started copying me and saying it incessantly like he does with everything else. Really weird behavior.
>>559862915>>559862770truth. they’re really easy even if you’re fat or something.
>>559875250which one is the bomb
>>559868019>conveniently leaves xherself outnice try cocksucker
>>559904043Nyo that’s too much. Too scary.
>>559868246Pretty much.>>559871297And other things that definitely didn’t happen.
>>559904592ok that's fair
>>559868513Yes? It’s fun and sold millions in days. Cope maybe?
>>559866371>>559865651Kill yourself and don’t talk to yourself obnoxious projecting faggot jeet freak
who the fuck is soouth east asian
>>559904962terr
>>559905109isnt she duch
>>559878983there’s zero effort put into posting in this shithole don’t kid yourself please
>>559874124>>559873928>>559874384Please seek help this is not normal behavior
>>559904962tinpo has that south east asia flag on his steam
>>559904962this guy >>559904841
>>559905190Yes this anon is right, please seek me out so I can drain you.
>>559882780Finally a good post!
>>559883317even doe he’s been here for half a day already
Terr and clapcake mating press sex....
>>559905393Hot…
>>559905393is it a mating press if it's in the ass?
>>559903398Monster Hunter is such slop nonsense how people can play those games is truly incredible
>>559905393Don't talk about your cross homosexual fantasies here
>>559905579It’s very important to try your hardest to get trans girls pregnant
i'm boredelder lillies fan, recommend me a game
>>559905815World was fun as someone who never played a monhun game before. Granted I played it 3? years after it's release so all the content was there and there really wasn't anything I needed to grind for except for the final boss
>>559905897why is it important
>>559906164Because maybe you will succeed
gg adel that's a lot of mistery guys goddamn!
>>559887864Do you look like that
>>559906524*beats you up irl*
Got some real good quality deep relics recently and games have been maximum comfy as a result.
>>559906164It's important to continue your bloodline
>>559906684to be honest yes
>I would die if this happened to me
>>559884297>anything coherencegood morning sir
>>559883795>>559885860>brown: the posts
>>559906725ACKKK>>559885860lol i died, hey i've been using other stuff i've been even playing scholar! also why does nobody do the unsheathe/sheathe deflect, seems hard as fuck
>>559869803Who is this sexxo bunny
>>559881445>>559880523>>559878506Qrd?
>>559906762>>559906260you can't impregnate trannies
>>559907196Rabbit and Steel. Fun game more with friends
>>559903932Sounds like you both have selective memory then (this is not a good thing)
>>559868686>>559868793You and everyone else. They’re thread culture now. Keep posting them.
>>559907019Israel's proudest homosexual
>>559905145No he’s an Indian squatting in Finland/Netherlands
>>559868012>>559868097For whites only
>>559907285you clearly haven't tried hard enough
>>559907285Not with that attitude. >>559908142Thank you. At least someone understands the importance of trying hard enough.
>>559866395i say this
>>559907590His desktop interface was in dutch.Brown immigrants never bother learning complicated languages like dutch, they just get by with the 'ol king's english.
>>559907409that's not how thread culture works
>>559908989terr haters BTFO
>>559908989thanks but i am brown doe
Was gonna punch you irl if you dropped that less likely and it was Ed libra
bg
>>559909825kek gg zpds cursed rain circles runI didn't feel particularly healthy, this build is so overrated
>>559909345terr won that>>559909870>>559910127terr would've won that
would've won a dicking maybe
skinwalker
>>559910539lel
We need a nightfarer that looks like this
>>559910789You mean an erg girl nightfarer
>>559910408You bodied that b tier freak, well done.
Devil is really showing us how much he loves terr today.
TELL ME ABOUT PracticeWHY DOESN'T HE WEAR THE Attack power up when facing poison-afflicted enemy
>>559910539cringe (and dawgshite)
>>559910851Why are erg girls so thicc
>>559908989You’re wrong the third generation ones inevitably do even if they butcher it with their animal tongues >>559909345>>559910210Don’t talk about yourself in third person thread shitter
You seem upset
so what's the lore behind Caelid?clearly this place was inhabited by dragons and giants at some timethen sorcerers from Caria founded Sellia?then at some point Radahn and his armies started living here obviouslyand then Melania came with her army to fight Radahn after the Shattering and remind him of Miquella's pact
>>559910995I actually really like how practice has basically become a strenght ironeye, he meele good
>>559910995No one good has it because it is situational and meme
>>559911135So...he's not an immigrant then? If he's born there then he is dutch.
>>559910995Because it's not that good and didn't copy the entirety of Devil Knights build...>>559911243He doesn't use the str respect relic though. Ydptg.
I've finally got a decent Crystallian build and tested it out solo and it's absolute dogshit outside of clickfarming because "muh large damage"No wonder all the retarded CEniggers jumped on it before they switched to beastclaw revenant
>>559911438Doesn't he, well he did at some point
>>559910982
>>559911239fraudahn lost to this btw
>>559911549>crystalian build post patchretard
>>559911438You fucking benchod YTPDG bloody bastard liar you will burn in naraka bodislava
>>559911549Nobody here ran crystalian against anything other than bugsIt wasn't that good
>>559911772I haven't found a rotten crystal staff until way late when I already had a crystal staff so the patch was irrelevant to my experience
>>559911549Is this the retarded bait take of today? like yesterday was nah fists are honest weapons for humble players
>>559911875oh that's why he does zdps, what a retard
>>559911263It's 20% and 16% for something you are doing anyways, for a total of almost 40%Players piss and shit themselves over 21% from night invaders, and it doesn't even compete with that
>>559912207His concept is fun imo he does meele most of the run with randoms str weapons or stuff like claws instead of bow
>>559912248I run dmg on poison on a cookie cutter build and it's broken as fuck yeah, the bow r1s become heavy
>>559910995Not practice but I've stopped using it too a long time ago. It just does not matter on the nightlord, phys+12 is just better.I also barely use bows anymore, melee is just better if you have arcane respect and a dormant discovery for katana or thrusting swords.
>>559912248sounds op on paper and is decent in game but still ends up being less than damage from mark uptime and pops
>>559911740what? wasnt he rotted by Malenia and his bloom
notice how the armor is broken before she even gets to ult
>>559911381You’re the one talking about immigrants >if he’s born there then he’s DutchLow effort
>>559912317>he does melee most of the runThats how most Ironeyes play? Do you not play the game?>str weaponsStr weapons are a meme at D5, outside of things like fists and other quick weapons. For his respec relics, you are just losing out on bow and dex weapon dmg across the board, which you should be using with him. At least with arcaneye you can still benefit from faster procs.
>>559912962cheesed caligo with a bug award
>>559913042>str weapons are a meme except for the ones that aren'tOkay
>>559913448The stereotypical slow unga bunga shit is a meme at D5, yes. The point of that respec relic is the HP and to make him temu Wylder (quality stat spread) not to larp as some big chunguseye, retard.
>>559913559I just said it was fun you don't need to get so anally blasted
>>559912248You cannot get atk up against poisoned alongside max hp+ and phy+4. Some people prefer comfort of having constant attack up than having situational starting burst.
>>559913559>gets to reliably pop his mark by himself and take advantage of cr2 mods/good weapon arts like roray greatsword'sChill nigga the game is figured out just dont get hit and have a good time otherwise WHAT ARE YOU DOING !
>>559913771do you mean all 3 together?you absolutely can get any 2 of those 3 together
>>559913806First of he said practice doesn't use the respec and he does so he's literally just talking out of his indian asshole
the leyndell sewers would be way more iconic if they made it so you couldn't teleport away from there
>>559914052I've never lost with practice not once last of ALL OF IT, ITS OVER! YOU'RE DUST!
>>559913559Yeah I agree strength weapons are a meme unless you're fistmaxxing for negation/stance damage. There's a case for colossal raider but it's mid. Any other strength weapon combo is just bad, looking at you wylders with your zdps greatswords.Granted all melee is terrible for damage. Only when you're playing undertaker or abusing status will you be doing damage with basic attacks.
>>559914428gg black knife melty
>>559914501I think raider is actually the worst colossal user because he can't do a fast crouch r1 with it
>>559914448I’ve lost with practice vs caligo and hotdogs in depths and twice vs Ed balancers when it released
>>559913735I accept your concession, larper. >>559913806>cr2 modsNot exclusive to str weapons>roray greatswordThe what? Type it out next time retard wigger.>>559914052That's because I simply forgot. Don't project your ethnicity. >>559914501Agreed until you said 'all melee' le bad. Also greatswords are mostly quality and dual-wield jump spam is still solid but overall gs are mid in this game. Some have great ashes but again, quality class (for the most part).
>>559912965Yes that's how nationality in the netherlands work anon. In places like japan it's different where nationality is not decided by place of birth but by ancestry. That does not apply here however.
this nigga doing fast crouching colossal R1's with other nightfarers
>>559914625You should be doing charged 2H R2 with Raider anon...
>>559914741>Some have great ashes but againDeathpoker R1 on skill builds is great.
>>559914602lol why even keep it
>>559914741I was going to say most strength weapons are quality and then I remembered hammers, great hammers and great axes exist. They're genuinely unusable.
>>559914703nbd just means you're creasy tiername? for updating the tierlist?
Who'll win
>>559914741This "str weapons are a meme" take is so smooth brained, every weapon has nice uses, colossal is good for staggering knight sized enemies, if things like hammers are giga shit that's just bad balance
>>559915045regular axes are also not really quality they have D dex
>>559914448Practinx loses all the time thoughbeit, Extremejeet/saintchump
>>559914741>I forgor>Talks like he knowstypical thread retard
>>559915225hammers may actually be the only weapon class with no redeeming use cases
>>559915125Learn from Practice will win
Reminder, the only niggas trying to shill slow str weapons are inconsistent shitters like extremejeet and zorbjeet
big zorb won doebeit
lots of jeets
>>559915234D and above is quality in my book. >>559915225>can't consistently staggerYour weapon is now dogshit, well done. Good luck microstaggering Nightlords.
big zorb is an understatement
>>559915225>str weapons are a meme" take is so smooth brained, every weapon has nice uses, colossal is goodThis argument goes out the window for nightlords and D5. It's not balanced for slower trade-friendly shit. You know this but you are the coping str chungus guy that 3bars.
>>559915225You're right, I'm going to start running dormant whips and reapers so that I can do mini staggers faster while inflicting bleed
yeah I'm gonna show you the D
>>559915629>>559915629>he can't use different weapons troughout the run
I miss her
>>559909040It quite literally is
>>559915946>just switch to a quicker weapon Concession accepted.
>>559915606won a double chin maybe
Cupcake patting
You now remember flails exist
Cupcake plapping
>>559915606truth nuke
>>559916551me everytime I queue into sludge
>>559916279Still doesn't make those other weapons bad, you just need more discipline to know when to punish for the NL. also what are these "concessions" is it an indian thing
>>559914761‘Nationality’, yes. It still wouldn’t make you actually Dutch.
>>559916470>>559916567Please do!
good morning erg!!
>>559916659>"errm they aren't bad but they are require much more work and effort"You are so close... Also, Colossal weapons are objectively bad for bosses like Heolstor, don't kid yourself.
morning unc
>>559917152good morning ryaposter
>>559917152Good morning.
>>559917370even though I carried shifty and pepe vs heolstor using the envoy greathorn and we only had to burn 1 wending grace
>>559917819>I carried>only had to burn 1 wending graceIf you laugh
>>559917819aows don't count
TKK is so cute...
>>559917819too obvious
>>559918085>>559918119>>559918358oh no no xhe thinks AoW spam is le str chungus gameplay. Blowing bubbles like a sissy from RANGE
>river of blood in one hand>serpent bow in the otheryou may not like it but this is what peak ironeye performance looks like
>>559918574the str respec saars aren't going to like this one
>>559915664He's that popular?
>>559917690>>559917608
>>559918574I'll trade both for "OP bullshit on precision aiming"
>>559916567Cupcake is a man
>>559918719I wish that shit were more common.
https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69uuuuuuoooooohhhhhhh oh shit oh fuck
>>559918725men aren't named cupcake IDIOT
gg fulghor with practice sama
>>559919074stop namedropping faggot
>>559918574easily one of the best setups
>>559919148there are 4 people playing on pass bro
>>559919364Starfist on right handStarfist on left handStarfist on right legStarfist on left legStarfist under pecsStarfist over headStarfist below kneeStarfist inside my teethStarfist on enemy's face
>>559917152>>559918694Good morning. Can we be intimate please? :)
GG I only got to play Raider because I AFK'd. It wasn't that bad and I learned that the golden order greatsword has inherent anti-death properties.
>>559922498
>>559922529>>559922498Minhas orações foram atendidas, o profissional necessário foi designado para minha área de atuação. **********whoops !
>>559922672pipe down latinx
gg practice forma de shifty
elden ring was ruined with nightreign.................................................................................
>>559923893omg this
>>559923893elden horseslop was fixed with nightreign*
>>559923893/erg/ was ruined with nightreign*
>>559924175omg this2
>>559923095did trish reject you and now you have to go back to your girlfriend?
>>559924919the artist said to not reupload
>>559924919I don't understand what is going on there at all
gg heololstr
>>559925235ggs
>>559925116
>>559923653gg I got caught in a range bangot a nice relic from that
>>559925485I mean I translated the text but I don't even know if they stabbed each other or if they are making sex fuck or what
>>559923893not really it's still fun and I just started a new character today
>>559925349Cute picture!
Ride on pony boyz ...!!!
GG Fulghor. I expected LIbra so I wanted to get Vyke's but I forgot where the merchant was so I died like an idiot.
>>559926090
>>559926523Look at this bird !
>>559925583straight swords are the most kino weapon classprove me wrong
>>559926607it's rude to point out someone's species like this
>>559924175>>559923893Hello? Truth nuke department? You forgot to decommission a few……………
>>559926786only when used with a shield. I got ptsd from psss poiseblobs
>>559926472Awwwww
>>559927730she looks like a squirrel
>>559905962Idk. Play pikmin 1.
ggs real practice
>>559928663Zesty.
>>559929132yeah he likes it when you bully him about it and call him a good girl
>>559929919He needs to get a grip.
gg
>>559930176nnngh
>>559930237cringe
>>559928663all part of my femboy harem
>>559930197gg wyld & guardian
>>559926794Real birds recognize real birds...!!!>>559929919>>559930237>>559930335Gay retard mode engaged, repent the time is short I'm saying this for your own good
>>559929919uohh duchess femboys
>>559930410holy night terror lobby...
>>559930550cringe
Stop thinking about porn please
you live in a pornified society get with the program grandpa
nightreign saved me from porn
porn saved me from nightreign
>>559931089words by the mentally servile
>>559930981But it’s fun and I’m booooooored
>>559931313no i just look at things through a realistic lens
>>559931313this>>559931313>>559931089>>559931450Watching the enemy gain exercise full spectrum control over somebodies' entire impetus and reason for existing is truly a sad thing to witness.>>559931612You've chosen to be an animal, wake up dumbfuck
>>559928663gg multiple women
>>559931612you realistically don't have to get with such a program if you are above it
>>559931612we don't live in a porn society. you're just brainsick
>>559931701even doe i didn't>>559931782that's true
>>559931701I look like this and do that, but only halfway
God; Christ; Holy spirit, please bless and protect the ergites on their way thru the maze that is modern day end times living, prick the hearts of the unbelieving and become real to them so that they don't have to burn in hell for an eternity because they thought egging eachother on with sexualized content was worth their time ...
>>559931906to be fair anon's not completely wrong about that and you would see that in five minutes with the kind of content that ipad children are conditioned with nonstop
>>559896435this is how my last terr game went before i blocked him
>>559931906two things can be true at once
>>559932265amen nice intentions anon
Me with the vigor/strenght respec
>>559932265Knowing that erg boys have cum gives me life. It’s nice giving these lost souls attention and affection until they can find something more substantial. Everyone deserves to feel desired.
>>559933416You're the lost soul, nice try though jezebel
>>559933416man talk about being TheRaped™
>>559933416>Everyone deserves to feel desired.so true>Knowing that erg boys have cum gives me life. It’s nice giving these lost souls attention and affection until they can find something more substantial.satanic
Post Duchess feet!
>>559933416it's like vapour in air to feign desire for another with whom you haven't yet offered real connection as human beings and not as anime pictures on 4chan
>>559934150Nigga die
>>559933416all Libras think exactly like this btw especially when they pretend they don't
>>559934150omg
gg nice save
Why does no one pick up less likely for libra anymore
>>559934296what?
gg melee ed dino slog, found no ranged skills
gg shit run, fuck hidden mapalso shifty why go rain of arrows build without balancers and reduced str/sex?
>>559934501he's acting zesty in response instead of behaving like a person because it's what the japanese cartoon girls constantly in his head are like
gg zdps adel >>559934626it wasn't a rain of arrows build, that was my caster wylder but i didn't find any good spells
>>559934626wrong screenshot what the heckers
>>559934813>>559934626Why do you have to point to the sky
>>559934987It’s where his daughter wives exist after he kills them for love
>>559934378More fun to just burst him down. I haven't had any very long libra fights since don came out
>>559928142This>>559930410Weird post to make >>559934276Shut the fuck up
>>559936619No it cut you deeply through the bullshit otherwise you wouldn't have done that one thing in response to it
Ok please tell me, WHAT is the Meta level? I just wanna coop and PVP a lot by endgame/DLC areas, why the fuck do I only get summoned to fight that stupid sunflower at level 170 and 200? I miss fighting Elden Beast and Relanna
Rip chewsday night practice. He didn’t survive the maints
>>559937126depends on the area really, I find 125 is good for Radagon/Relana but flower/radahn tends to be around 150Either stick to certain bosses or have multiple characters
rich and bountiful run ggs
gg birds
erg is finished
gg harem
>>559934987idk i just gotta
>>559934987gigachad manouvre
>>559937126when it is the case that we are speaking truthfully and without irony, this is my appearance
>>559905962play nano apostle
i'm boredelder lillies fan, post your feet
>>559940394not elf but here
is there a poison swamp in nightrein :B
Is Midir’s cave where the Dark Soul was discovered in the opening cutscene of Dark Souls 1?
>>559941237we can pretend
>>559941203dlc's got most of the swamps you could doubtfully imagine
>>559941237yes yes it was
>>559941237there is some visual similarity, which means it's basically confirmed for the retarded lore of dark souls
>>559940787shiftysissy...
being so bitter can't possibly be that fun you guys dont you know girls just wanna have fun?
>>559942836thisthisthisthis
Getting hatemail when having bad day and eaten by Adel twice.Also teammates turning their backs on you in the end after win when you decide it's pragmatic choice to finish nightlord on your own instead of dealing with 3bars.You can't make friends in this game, only enemies
>>559944307I got bullied the other day for being a good teammate on erg but getting caught in a bad situation
>>559944307I love getting hatemail
>>559944307I think of all you guys as my friends especially the ones that actually hate me
>>559944898I don't even know your name
>>559944307Show us the Hatemail
Zuk it yesShifty it indeed
>>559941237I doubt it but that’s not going to stop you from believing otherwise is it?>>559938793*maneuver
>Manta not streaming Nightreign>No one streaming Nightreign except vtumours and jewyIs Trish streaming tonight or am I stuck with Zorban?
>>559944307people leave hatemail in NR??? that's news to me
>>559945489thank you, albeit I will continue typing however I want and you will continue understanding it
feed me starlight shards.
>>559936753Not a word of that made any sense. It is a weird thing to say. I’m not the one it was responding to. Try again.
>>559945931NO!
>>559945786co-opers are demons
>>559946668I feel so sad for you
>>559944307i will turn my back on you if you ever wander off alone without pinging, how hard is it to let others know that you want to go for a detour?i played with someone yesterday on a no map run and the guy went off alone to get a flask without letting me and duchess know that there's a church there, what's up with that?
Um bom pássaro vale mais do que um ninho de harpias!gg
>>559945885Yes Sanjay we know your kind have no shame no need to reconfirm
>wylder randomly runs off in the beginning of the run, no clue what he's doing>he's away from the team for like 5 minutes total, doesn't ping anything>randomly opens a gaol while me and the other player had pinged a different location and were already there>keeps fucking dyingIt feels like this guy should be in depth 1 what the fuck
>>559945885made him cry well done
>>559948191carried shitter
>>559948596just wyldjeeta things
>>559946126This actually makes no sense but I'm sorry I offended you enough to reply. God bless you I hope we figure it out soon enough.
>>559932662My well fed sister...
>>559948771I love nightreign and everybody in erg will one day bow their knee and confess that Jesus Christ is Lord (willingly or unwillingly)!
>>559949109A jew is no lord of mine. Cringe larp.
>>559949109smelly latinx christcuck post. get the rope
>>559949109>singlehandedly destroyed more winstreaks than death knights or ed libra >thinking people will bow down to you
>>559949329>>559949619Didn't ask either of you for your wrong opinions, I'm just telling you a fact that you won't want to be on the wrong side of, on that great and terrible day.>>559949659Now thats what I call projeciton 37(tm)(allrightsreseved)(C)
>>559948614>>559945885don’t talk to yourself ESL thread shitter you’re already on thin ice this is embarrassing for your entire caste
>>559949659Not sure why people say guardian is a 0dps character when he does massive damage to other players winstreaks
>>559948771Nah, he carried this one hard.I 4barred because I can't fucking stop getting hit in the back or get jumped down by the stupid worm.Practice had an interesting strat where he basically fucked off as far as possible from both of us, until he could perpetually 1v1 the same balancer while I and Extremist were stuck dealing with the rest.
>>559949926christcuck wigger pipe down
>>559948792>retarded schizo can’t readYup par for the course alright
>>559945718I'll get on in a few, took a fat nap
>>559950217You 4bar'd because you are a perma c tier bronylaire. Don't need to say anything other than that.
>>559950239>>559950241this is your brain when everything around you is a potential threat I'd know I've been there ...I choose to rise above and play guardian on the video game ...!
>>559950523Me
>>559950217You always 4 bar on every nightlord
>>559948191qrd no portugues?
>>559950425If I had river of slop it would have been a different story but alas the shitter in me fumbled this one. Carian spinning does not stagger them at all it's bullshit.
>>559950043KekI always laugh when I see a guardian invader because he's even griefing my loot in games he's not even in
>>559950217>perpetually 1v1 the same balancerthats one of the two main strats, either stick together and kite or split up so you can all 1v1 your own balancer>>559950673>if i had one of the best weapons I wouldnt have 4 barredkek
>>559950759The guardian invader is a menace, the other day I had it do the whirlwind in 180 behind him and one shot me randomly
>>559950523>extremejeet is a furryNo surprise at all. Average shartian larper. >>559950673>I NEED one of the best skillslop weapons to not suckShitter indeed.
>>559950759Does his loot have a single good passive? Its always blocking/guard counter trash
My strat for balancer is killing them as fast as possible or no idea how to dodge their bullshit lel
>>559950523Is the furry image really necessary
>>559949982>>559949926Absolutely demolished that faggot maggot freak good job
>>559950870>thats one of the two main strats, either stick together and kite or split up so you can all 1v1 your own balancerYou people who do not play the game keep saying that but im my experience this never happen, and this game was as usual another exemple.I'm fucking shit at this fight but stop spreading this misinformation. It only works if you have lltbt, if you don't, you will eventually aggro a 4h bird.
>>559950523>furry>faggot jeetdian player>acting like a Christian somehowIf you dug that hole you’re in any deeper you’d be at the core of the earth you weird faggot
>>559950673Spinning weapon??? You sloptards need to stop trying to force skillslop if nothing good drops.
we must enslave them again
>>559949982 (Me)Oops I'm new to this website haha this was actually meant for >>559951124 and >>559949982 sorry I'm just brown and retarded so it happens
I love L2 spammies it's all I'm good for
>>559951443>schizophrenic thread shitter false flag no you postpottery
Does depth 5 get easier than depth 4 because the players get better
>>559950615If God lets me after the 1000 years reign, I want to have a planet with fox people, and I want them to be happy and never know what a video game is + opportunities for heroism/love amongst themselves.>>559950654"one good bird is worth a nest of harpies" you wouldn't get it my bad>>559950886>>559951261You cannot exist into the future as you are, both of you have been given over to hatred and it breaks my heart unironically, but I suppose you will learn the hard way like I had to.>>559951071You know what, yes.>>559951124Don't claim my actions under your banner, 3rd party actor... !
Why don't trish and extremist play together? Is it because they're both so bad at the game it would result in a loss against anything but easy bosses?I can see trish blocking him secretly
>>559951271>t. hardstuck D2 sonyfag
Is this Trish’s really convoluted idea of ‘trolling’ or something
>>559951187I have literally done the split up and 1v1 strat retard, as long as you stray away from the passive ones you'll be more or less fineAnd no you dont need LLTBT for either strat
>>559951704idk we played together like... yesterday....
>>559951869That's bronylaire coping and spreading misinfo as per (just c tier things)
/Erg/ is truly a wonderful place we have so many different kind of posters here who are all unique in their own ways no matter how crazy they seem and I think that's beautiful
>>559951949>c tierYou are a generous man, ranking him so high
>>559951704Now take a gander at this, very strange times we are all experiencing together indeed ..."The world is a mess"-President Donald J. Trump, January 2017
>>559951869>as long as you stray away from the passive ones you'll be more or less fineWell done admitting that strat is not consistent kek. 50% of the time it works 100% of the time lmao
>>559952158proverbs is a bunch of excuses for theologicians in trouble with the authority figures of the passing ages
>>559951949Ytlaire is fine until he decides to split off somewhere alone, hate that part.
>trish disabling vods after people use it to shit on himi'm nyooticing
>>559952329xhe keeps flip-flopping (lying) about that too it's funny.
>>559952329whats vods
>>559952329Uhm I set it for VODs to automatically upload so maybe it's bugged or something>>559952450basically the stream recording
>>559952329there you go i published the last 3, i enabled automatically publish vods but it was turned off
>>559952308If you are talking about yesterday game against ED maris, I did it because I dropped marais second half of day2 and splitted to farm it. Usually I don't care about stacks but since it was maris I decided it would be a good idea to do as much damage as possible in case it was ED because fuck that fight. Apart from that single game, I never split from the group. If anything, I can't count the amount of time I was the first to get to a pinged POI only to realize I'm alone because the other 2 made a detour to a sorcerer's rise.
You know that church in Altus that Bloody Finger Hunter Yura dies in? One of those stupid blood dogs followed me in and killed him, I don't think I missed out on anything besides a few lines of dialog, but that's still obnoxious as fuck.
>>559952748it's because you have muted audio. they automatically disable it to protect you from copyright strikes
Also do you guys think it's worth investing 6 points in strength to power stance the Nagakiba? I really should have just started as the Samurai so I could get two uchigatanas.
>>559953170if you wanna be a cool dude, sure
>>559953089Oh okay didnt know thanks anon
>>559953221give me starlight shardsplease?
>>559953170Vagabong is almost always the best starting class for stats weebcuck.
>>559953290I'd only take 1 box and leave you the rest
>>559953221there is a way to separate the live music audio track from the vod's if you want to play music without dealing with the disabled vods, just requires some tinkering in obs
>>559953170Sure. Just don't bother with the normal L1's. Your jumping, crouching, and roll L1's are good but the standard chain and running L1 suck on dual katanasPlus katanas have a better 1h moveset anyway.
What's up with all the "no horse ahead" messages? I get a lot of the other ones, "mist or beast", "fort, night", "amazing chest ahead" but that one remains a mystery.
>>559952913>I never split from the groupidk you literally did that in my run too a few days back, all 3 of us pinged the boss at top left but you immediately fucked off towards invaders?
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421pure impulse straghess noises edition>>559953653Ill look into that thanks
>>559953895Is there a better bleed weapon to power stance with? I was eventually going to pick up rivers of blood, but Morgott's cursed sword looks good too, but I'm worried it might be a bit slow.
I screwed up somehow playing lots with friends I lost a lot with and then tried some weird builds for fun and eventually fell D5 -> D2 where I haven't been since DoN was released. Now D2 is hell. Every second game has a leaver, every 2/3 of games is weird in one way or another. Confused of all of that fell to beginning of D2. Eventually got out winning 1/3 games as duo. Poor people who end up there. do not recommend 0/10.
>>559954058Then it was not intentional, sorry for that.Was it the boss near the hawk tree? Cause if it is, the ping may have highlighted the tree and lured me into thinking you wanted to rush invaders.Don't know what happened this game but for sure trying to do invaders alone was not my intention.
>>559952056theyre all kikes wdym
>>559954438The best bleedslop to power stance is probably the scavengers curved sword but you only get one per playthrough. Katanas are fine though. You can attune them to bleed or occult and use seppuku or something
>>559954569yeah that game, oh well so it was miscommunication after all. i legit thought you have no intention to play together since it happened so early in the run too.
>>559954441Even D5 is hell every other game. I had a game earlier where I had to solo Ed Libra
erg
>>559957783anon
>>559954157if you post your feet you will get more viewers
>>559958053build
>>559958128>this post>mushjeet in the viewer listmushjeet is pathetic
gg del>>559958128did you know patas as in the weapon means feet in spanish
>>559951449I found this artist's twitter but everything is pregnant art where is the regular art wtf
>>559958261>pizza keychain>triangle symbol earring What did xhe mean by this?
>>559958415link pls
>>559958259lol i dont look at viewers/viewer list it makes me paranoid, that kind of shit just feels kinda invasive
>>559958458this diddyblud is epstein
can trish livestream himself cutting it would be cute
>>559958259True, he's a brown pest that can only get attention from obese troons.
>>559958654kill yourself trannison
>>559958654cutting whot?
>>559958654but anyon that's illegal i think
STOP SPAM PINGING THE WEAPON I OBVIOUSLY DON'T WANT
>>559958862sorry was that the successive, i didnt see you had 1 already and it's rly good on wylder cuz of hook..
>>559954653Meant for >>>/dsg/
even doe dsjee shall win and expand everywhere
>>559954032Could be a number of things1. Possible invasion zone for NPCs. Your horse is automatically disabled when an invasion is about to occur.2. Some quirks in geometry disable the horse. Like in siofra river, there's a small round room that disables the horse, even though nothing important is inside of the room. It's just odd. It was probably meant to be an elevator at some point in development.3. They're warning you not to attempt a jump. Some brave souls think they can make a jump with a horse, but they can't. It would be certain death.
>>559958253faith+ madness build
Expulsão demoníaca...!
This link is dead
>zorbease has found an infinite content challenge because he's not reaching 100 with D4 randoms and his dogshit contraian platystyles.Well played
>>559960254what challenge?
>>559960254Is he doing it D4? The streak I’ve been looking for is 9999 hundo streak.
>>559960302>reading comprehension >>559960740Didn't ask.
What's the point of Nightreign? It's too easy and too hard at the same time
>>559961069What the fuck are you even on about. Read your post again you absolute disgrace
>>559961069Maybe stay in D3 where you belong?
>>559961069Look at how people immediately seethe at your post even though you're right
>>559961163It's an easy game to play with normalfag friends.Depths is 100% untested and if you're complaining about it being too hard at least you have to know that you're basically screaming at the wind, since the devs will never bother balancing something that only 1% of the playerbase plays.
>>559961069>>559961163these posts are scary @jannies is this allowed???
O dia amanhece, seus preparativos permanecem firmes...!!
>>559962828
>>559962828Você foi bem, senhor pássaro.
É mentira ^ btw
Making erg babies with erg boys
>>559963024what is this poster trying to say?
>>559963373They say indians get paid to post on 4chan, that is maybe one of those posts
>>559963449we MVST sacrifice xhim in honor to the mohgwyn dinasty
>>559961069The RNG nature is akin to gambling. It hijacks the reward center of your brain, in order to keep you playing. It's about creating an addictive experience. Not necessarily a well balanced one.
>>559963373Pregnant. Me. Now.
>>559963847>>559961424You sound really retarded to me.
>>559963903stop being horny, go jerk off
>>559951567Your own depraved proclivities assure your place among the brimstone and fire. Your empty words mean nothing. Be silent and shit the thread up no more with your mouth filled with fecal matter.
listen not to Extremist the False Prophet
>>559963903my seed is reserved to dragons
Why do some people refuse to grab a lightning weapon for FulghorJust because one person has one doesn't mean they are always going to be able to hit him
>>559964757casters won't be close enough and other melee usually have the stance damage for it anyway
thinking about sad miyazaki at the new years party again
Quiet on weeknights eh?
>>559964757You don't need lightning if you have charged R2s, it's good to have for a few reasons but it's no deal breaker.
>>559965346erg is done for
>>559964589>>559964505based>>559965030stop that
>>559965030why was he sad
>>559964838>>559965434What charged R2s can cancel it? Last time this happened it was characters with light weapons that would take aggro and lead him away from me but then not be able to cancel it I guess I'm not sticking to him very well but he can move around a lot
Horrible desync the entire time felt badgg>>559964589God never told me I'm one, at best I just dream dreams>>559964505Okay thank you God bless you too my friend
>>559955073I don't get the hype for seppuku, I have to time it just right and even with it going for the whole boss fight, I still only bled the tree Sentinel guy in crumbling pasta fazool twice. And the second time he was almost dead anyway. The way people talk it up I was expecting it to build bleed super fastI get way more utility out of unsheathe, double slash, and especially bloody slash. Maybe I'm using it wrong or my build isn't optimized the right way though.
gonna queue~
>>559966137gg thank you for the marais knoife m8
>>559966554would have been wasted on me with my latency all good
>try invading in a ER mod with 100 players tops>activity is surprisingly decentIt's sad that so many souls clones lack multiplayer features that were already there in Demon's Souls, they help to breathe life into a game even when there's barely anyone playing them.Some of those games don't even have co-op, and discussion about them dies out like two weeks after release.
>>559966453cute post
>>559966137You were going to be deadweight either way
>>559966453I'll hang around for 5 more minutes in queue then. Not gonna wait any longer, been here for 30 already.
>>559966453what does the ~ signify
>>559966793NTA but it’s to indicate like a playful, cutesy, whimsical tone. Can also be flirty, but this case isn’t.
>>559966793sex
>>559965708cause they had him stand behind a lap almost "on accident" and other personal minor dramas >>559965607I can't just stop tell him to stop showing up in my dreams first
>>559967050to paraphrase this anon: it is animewatcher pornsickness
>>559967719gimme a sec to launch the game and get some water.
>>559967859okaay was gonna go randos but canceled it
>>559951518>self narrated threadshitter projection meltykino
gg dts
