>Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Sgnn72e9Y>Animated Short | "Reign of Talon"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch2J2Xuu3VI>Cursebreaker Story Time with Julian Cihihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT6iXb9N9TY>Another Life Story Time with Olivia Le Andersen and Kerem Erdinchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP3Pba3mo7M]>Season 1: Conquest Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oji19FJjP74https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxli-VIX8fw>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates/?input=PC&map=all-maps®ion=Americas&role=All&rq=2&tier=All>ScheduleNier Automata Collab - March 10thSeason 1 Rebrand w/ FIVE (5!) New Characters - Out now!Juno Mythic Weapon & Mythic Mercy Skin - Out now!Mei’s new Hop Online! Mythic Skinhttps://x.com/PlayOverwatch/status/2031173397342818683?s=20Conquest: Week 4 event; Pick Overwatch or Talon and complete missions to earn exclusive rewards - Out now!>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com>Stadium HelpUse the in-game build helper; it auto suggests the most popular builds/items globally per hero>Overwatch Dev Trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious: >>559844551
gm hanas
gm dominas
>>559880369do you have any more collages like thattheyre super useful
Junker Ogundimu
>>559880369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPUlsCByIzs
>>559880369she needs some BWC before it's too late fr fr
Angela Ogundimu
Fika Fawkes
>>559880434unfortunately no, stole that from some other anon on her reveal day>>559880528lucio and his noisemaker>>559880553i'll volunteer to help her
>-17% with leaver compensationWow it's nothing what's the point if it only saves me like 3%?
Anon Anon
behead turretoids
>setting up blatant stomps for placement matches
kiriko nigger sex
Which non-dps heroes should you play if you just want to click heads and kill things?
kiriko farting sushi on my face
ashe nigger sex
>>559881528baptiste on supportthere isn't really one for tank, closest is arguably domina
>leaverskill issue
freja nigger sex
>>559881528Illari is all about clicking heads while your pylon heals.
Anon Cameron
anran nigger sex
>>559881528Hog, JQ, Orisa, DominoIllari, Bap, Zen, Kiriko
>duo on my team>reaper dies 2 seconds into the round on defense>right after that doom punches hog into me and gets me killedBiggest morons somehow always congregate into groups.
I AM SO SICK OF THE FUCKASS CAT
Damn
>started playing after the Persona collabIt's joever. Those skins are never coming back again, right?...
>>559881528Slopriko, obviously, that's all her mains are good for anyway, or Vendetta, that's not a DPS atp, she's basically just a tank.
>>559882196Nah, if one punch man came back, this can also be back some day
>>559879943
>>559882002Watched the replay and the reaper stood right next to the spawn door, enemy hog walked out he shot him once, wraithed away and then just stood there and ate the hook.Diamond 1 player btw.
>>559882395is it even possible for vendetta to click heads
Explain, there must be a reason why players don't do well on these tanks in ranked.
>>559882094Thick thighs save lives.
>>559883213These are le oh no i'm getting tank diff'd and still lose after swapping choices
>>559883213Hog and Zarya are the>i'm not getting healed so i swappicks players fall back on
>6v6 qp>5 mercy mains in my team
>>559882094Sssssseeeeeeeeeex!!!
>>559882094I have all Mei skins but this one is too "meh" for a mythic
>>559882094I'm more surprised no one is talking about her tits, they finally grew balls and gave her cleavage. She's almost as big as Domina it would seem.
>>559884519It's a rare good looking mythic, fuck all that gaudy mmo shit
Hana is my gf
>>559882094I love my slampig wife Mei
>>559884519>I have all Mei skins but this one is too "meh" for a mythicThat's all mythics. Unfitting styles with tons of glowing shit.
Mei is HOT, like all nerdy girls
>le ebin new mythic skin>le ebin coomer collab>le talon vs overwatwho the fuck cares, if the midseason patch is trash everyone will quit again and knowing dawsonyahu best we'll get is a cat 8% ultimate cost nerf
>Looks and acts like a complete beta>Always try to come off as the "bigger person" in every single little scenario>The insecurity and discomfort is palpable in his voice everytime he opens his mouth>Wastes his time trying to grind on a game that he obviously does not have the mentality to get good at >To make it all worse he wastes money on bullshit "coaches">Somehow despite all of this he has been married twice, has children and is currently engaged to a womanHow does he do it genuinely? He doesn't need to win at the game, he has beaten 90% of the OW pro scene at life while being a sub 5 beta. I genuinely don't know how he does it, it's like he's rubbing it in their faces too, sure he's terrible at the game but he at least "won" the real life aspect as far as he is concerned.How did he win so hard? How did he do it?
>>559884865>>Somehow despite all of this he has been married twice, has children and is currently engaged to a womanThis is not difficult, you know. It's all a question of standards. You could go out and start a family with a cave troll right now if you wanted to.
>>559884865>Somehow despite all of this he has been married twice, has children and is currently engaged to a womanIt's not that hard if you are not afraid to just go out and talk to a female, bro
I hate that mizuki was overshadowed by the cat. He's still ridiculous and then got buffed and just giga shits on so many characters. But because the cat is so op he won't get nerfed along side her.
>>559883213Passive dogshitters. Diamond is infested with them to the brim.
>>559885106I fucking hate his marvel rivals ult and I think it's bad for the game
>>559885069>>559885007He was also raised as a catholic and in a pretty catholic community which probably helped, social unity usually plays a big factor.
>caring about hero winrates in a game where you can play literally every hero in a single match
>emre goes from 20 to 22 dmg right away>soldier is stuck with 19 damage for eons because giving him 5% more damage is apparently too much
>>559885106>I hate that mizuki was overshadowed by the catYou have people in this general still calling him mid, so expect several patches in a row with buffs for him and when he goes from good to massively overtuned they will scratch their heads and wonder how this happened.
>>559885438>Soldier 76 Damage per second: 171 while firing (117.9 overall w/ reload)>Emre Damage per second: 137.5 while firing (95.24 w/ reload)Are you retarded or just playing dumb
>>559885438Soldier has better dps and burst with helix. Emre is underwhelming in terms of damage compared to other hitscan. His grenades are also crap without the sticky.
>>559885676actual bronze
>>559885534I despise everything about him. I hate that he's going to get buffs even though he has some of the highest win and pick rate in the game right now.
Emre is fine, Anran is just a trash design but not too strong, Mizuki is a mid design that's just Brig but powercrept, JPC is the worst idea ever had by the dev team, Domina is sexy as FUCK so I support every decision made by Blizzard without question
>>559885764How about you use actual arguments and facts instead of shitting yourself like the child you are when someone says things you don't like. Oh wait, that would require a brain.
>>559884580Well yeah... But I expected better. However you are right - if all mythic look like some chinese vomit, then we are not allowed to have nice skins
>>559881392The idea is that the new perks would let you customize your character to deal with counterpicks... or focus on your strenghts... or provide an alternate way to play.
Imagine Mei riding you cowgirl style. The sheer weight of her almost crushing you; you hold onto Snowball for dear life, and then she slams down. It would be the best half-minute of my life.
>>559883704Lena my beloved...
Kissing Mei on the navel.
>>559885837what would you know about having a brain? emre is easily the best hitscan rn and is picked in almost every high ranked game and in pro scrims. and no one picks the sticky perk btw.
>>559885534He doesn’t really need much buffs besides a shorter dash CD and a slightly larger aura but man comparing his shit to LW, why is LW treated like absolute shit? Can he get his super bloom added to base kit in mid season update? And why is his pull a longer cool down than suzu when it doesn’t heal and is only able to be used on one person compared to it
>>559884689I think Juno and soj are fine of the new ones, though I like Mercy’s first mythic compared to her newer one but maybe it’s just because I’m not a raging coomer
all i can play is sigma, i'm shit at everything else but i usually completely dominate on sigma because he's broken
>>559886481try marvel rivals
>>559886172>no arguments and admits to being a smoothbrain shitter that parrots what his favorite pub shitter streamer says>can't even compehend simple facts, like raw damageJust as funny every single time when metal ranks with no brains open their mouths abotu things they know nothing about. Stick to youtube and tiktok.
I’ve never found a good emre player oppressive, a good soldier is aids on the other hand. T. Hardstuck gold 4-5 on supp
>>559885534His design is the most e-boy discord bait possible. They knew what the fuck they were doing especially when it came to voice lines and gameplay design. They want more men that play this game to support.
>>559886481Try Dominic
YA-PPA YAMETA~
>>559886693The world collectively called him ugly the second his face was revealed, and everyone else just defaulted to his recolors that are actually good in comparison lmao
>>559885534>"am i being punished" when respawninghe's literally me
>>559886780masked characters should just stay permanently masked. Genji looks like a fucking retard and Reaper instantly lost any kind """"aura"""" the second I saw this stupid piece of shit skin back in 16
>play tank>all uphill battles>win a ton, about 70% wr>play dps>all reversals>20% win rateWhy does the game want me to be tank so bad
Surely we get the nier video today right ?
how is vendetta not hotfixed yet
>>559886497Ok but what if Kiriko and Anran both equipped the potara earrings?
giwtwm
>>559887942>xhe thinks they will nerf her before the coomer collab
>>559888010I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE ANRAN UNTIL NOW
>>559888010disgusting texture on dominahttps://ws-cdn-video.rule34.xxx//images/3206/4902e11b9e6f3dabb7958ae02253159b.mp4?16751420this one is better
>>559888010>domina>sweatyIn what situation would she ever let it happen. She can't even be bothered to walk.
>>559875240
>>559886514why are you guys always looking to argue
>>559888306There is no arguing when the other party can't argue and just calls others names.
>>559888010Holy fuck i wish i was anran
>>559888010What do women's armpits taste like?
To sex havers in chat right now: how would you even reveal an armpit fetish? I was theorizing that you'd probably have to start by kissing nearby area like neck or shoulderblades and then check for reaction. I'm a 26 year old virgin, though, so I have no idea what women think.
Can vendetta no longer block dva bomb or tracer sticks? I died to a junk tire a few hours ago and saw a short saying she could tank those two things I mentioned without dying but it’s an old short
>>559888696like heaven>>559888261tranny
>>559888710i just told her that i like it and she was like "well i'm here, you're here, lets go"she kept them shaved for me
seems like illari is kind of flying under the radar, she has the highest winrate in all high elos with a high pick rate
>>559888710This isn't Sex Ed, anon.
>>559884865Being married twice (soon thrice) and paying child support isn't winning at life.
>>559888870She's just a good character in the hands of someone who can aim, wouldn't say she's overpowered. Kiri, Lucio and Cat are much stronger but their win rates are trash by comparison. Those stats really don't mean a whole lot of anything.
>>559888943yeah but he is rude to mercy players so the /owg/ hivemind feels obliged to parade him as their champion
>>559878972Like what? Just say you hate Black people bruh.https://files.catbox.moe/8ex393.mp4
>>559888710After experiencing it with a real woman, I realized I prefer to keep a lot of my kinks in thr 2D realm. Armpits are more appealing in 2D.
>>559889154what are real women like?
Why are support queues so long?
>>559889481soft
Olivia "Queen of Spades" Ogundimu
HOW MANY SECONDS TO 2BIRIKO AND MYTHIC MEI SEX???
I see all those Ogundimu last names; it makes me wonder, why didn't any of his wives help him against Vendetta?
>>559886073What are you made of for someone with Mei's physique to "crush" you, cereal flakes?
>>559882094Eh.I have Honeydew and Sprinkles Mei, those are all I need.
sooooo...... Mercy buff soon? hahahah j/k j/k i know the overwatch community would never allow her to be good :p...unless? .-.
>>559889684speaking of, why would vendetta throw him out of a window (obviously going to come back from that) instead of just cutting his head off
>>559889769she is already good doebit
>>559889684these hoes ain't loyal
>>559889808If that's true then why am I getting asked to swap every single match .-.
Mei is like the Kingpin; it's actually all muscle. I've seen the cinematic where Vendetta goes up against Overwatch, and I will tell you this, Mei could easily lift up her ice walls manually. Let's just say Junker Queen will have some competition.
>>559890009you aren't albeit
>>559890081wrong lol but thanks for playing
>>559890178right lel hoiwever
>>559889797>speaking of, why would vendetta throw him out of a window (obviously going to come back from that) instead of just cutting his head off Because she cut his figurative dick off and turned him into Nofist so the story arc can end with him getting his revenge.
my mizuki winrate skyrocketed when i realized his ult is meant to be used proactively
Doomfist will return as a half-Omnic abomination used as a Null Sector enforcer after Ram retrieved him after the fall.
>>559890261how funny would it be if she just killed him and they finally removed him from the game
>moira in qp>instead of any other support where it would help to improve on Tiktok moiras are a thing huh
>>559879943Have they announced what the mid season drops are gonna be?
>>559890465>plays shitter mode>is suprised at shitters???
>GUANG GUANG GUANG DONGwhat did wuyang mean by this
How long until reset?
>>559889808what did he mean by this
>>559890896Just learn to play her
>>559891029>level 249 mercyThat's like walking around with a shirt that says "i'm retarded"
>>559891029huh?
>>559890779Because Comp isn't a shitter mode right?
>>559891029Budding breasts due to estrogen status on that mercy player?
>>559891206its... up for debate
>>559891029aiiiieeeee my narrative!
>>559891269and yet you will all continue to complain about mercy... weird how that works! its almost like you don't care if she's good or not
Litcherally only low ranked people complain about Merky.
>>559891029>check profile for this season>healing done: 32k>dmg amplified: 5khigh rank mercy gameplay is actually healbotting?
>>559891606Hitscan is just bad rn
>>559891546i love marcy but i'm a hitscan chud, i can see why tankoids hate her thougheverbeitenuinely
The
>>559891723you should add mythic Mei to this.
>>559891714tankoids can just int in, die and get ressed albeitsonhowever
>>559891775but mei is ugly
so are they still gonna change anran's face
>>559891949They'll probably just make her cheeks and eyes less round don't expect anything big
>>559889481Not as glamorous as you may imagine, they are just as human and nasty as you. Which is normal.
>>559891723Juno's killer body
>>559891949they might give her a slightly fiercer resting face but they won't give her a jewish nose
>>559891949No. They simply changed her hero select pose and hero portrait pose like a week ago. They can't change her because netease stepped in and told them to fuck off otherwise they'd pull the publishing agreement.
>>559889676Too many seconds
>>559892248china sounds kinda based
>they change Anran's face>they just copy/ paste Ashe/ Widow's face on her and call it a day Would you be OK with that?
>>559892316Fuark i'd have to play Anran now...
Who amongst the female OW cast has a breeding kink?
thoughts on my top 3 most played dps atm?
>>559892462cat
Mei's thighs...
>>559892509shitter
>>559892316They said Freja had Widow's face but I don't see it.
I love my boyfriend Emre and his fat ass.
I can't figure out how to do a quick "come to me for healing" ping. I really need it sometimes. Please help!
>>559892646>cums on freja's faceah, i see it now!
>>559892659it's default ping to an ally who's low on hp
>>559892462Juno, but she doesn't know it yet.
>>559892646Need Freja's phat mammaries engulfing my member
>DPS player on *enemy* team sends me a friend request mid-match ????? this has happened five times this season. what causes this? i ignore it every time but maybe i should start accepting to see wtf they want
Does anyone have any comfy low energy streamer recommendations to watch to learn the game better as a new player?
>>559892646SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559893061lhcloudy
>>559892815>Explaining the psychology of the breeding kink>She doesn't get it and asks you to demonstrate What do???
>>559892801I swear I tried that before but I could never get it to work, ugh. I'll join a custom match and try testing it so I don't spam pings and embarrass myself.
>>559893061we stan dafran here
>>559893209i demonstrate
What's the play against an ashe being damage boosted non stop by his mercy gf
>>559893061Sunshinebread
>>559893317I don't care how old she is now you're still a pedo
>>559892972they are chat banned and urgently have to tell you how much of a shitter you are and how they are diffing you and you just got lucky with that shot and that other one
So is Anran attractive enough to be a skin seller? Everyone knows Mercy and Kiriko are the big cash cows. But now if they do another kpop collab, we can finally roll a full team in kpop skins with Anran right?
>>559892972They are checking if you are in a group and missclick invite instead
>>559892972Most likely muted retards who are unable to suppress their urges to shit talk, so they add you to do it. I have a friend who does exactly this.
>>559893317Sunshinebread sounds like a ship name between Illari and Wonder bread
>>559893531>Anran attractive enoughyeah she looks exactly the same as every other female character
>>559893061Me. Except I'm a shit player so you'll learn nothing from me.
>>559893531no one cares about generic chinkfu #67
>>559893558but they keep the friend request pending for a while after that
>>559893531They need to make her cooler looking. We already have the Asian babyfaces she but there’s no badass Asian girl
>>559893209There's a r34 video just like this, where Juno finds porn magazines and wants to try them with you. It's pretty good.
>>559893061forsen
>kill both supports and keep the tank on me as the tank>my team can't 4v2 a cree and a genjiWhat the fuck more am I supposed to do
>>559885534>keep chaining enemy divers so they get raped every single time until they swapYep, I'm thinking Mizuki is kino
>>559894048tank your team saying tank diff because you didnt kill the entire team by yourself
>>559893691Isn't the fact there was a big stink about her not looking like her cinematic version proof that they do?
>>559893581>and Wonder breadMercy.
So are the devs embarrassed to be collabing with a hecking problematic coomer game or something?0 promotions is very strange
>>559888010Built to seduce Asian girls
>>559893887I'm off to hunt then
God I want to have sex with Mei.
>>559894048I've learned that your best bet as a tank is to be a paranoid schizo that never moves too far away from your team, because your team will shit themselves without you.You stay close to the main group and keep looking back to ensure they don't get dived and if they do you help kill the diver asap. Never stray too far, no matter if you rape 3 players by yourself your team will die 4v1 to a Vendetta or Genji.Your job as a tank is to be the kindergarten staff that keeps an eye on the kids so they don't get lost or hurt themselves.
Said no one
>>559894239They've not been releasing collab trailers early for a while now. There is no culture war angle.
Juno would have probably liked the Horizon map...
>>559888010>make fun of indians for year for being stinky>ow makes hot indian woman>suddenly every gooner wants to lick her armpitsFucking kill yourself you hypocrites.
>>559894239>So are the devs embarrassed to be collabing with a hecking problematic coomer game or something?>0 promotions is very strangeKeller will livestream him cumming onto 3d printed models of 2B Kiriko and Commander Mercy later today. They want to start the announcement off with a bang.
>>559891852You have shit tastes if you think Mei is ugly.
>>559894601Nixon was right
>>559894601If it’s any consolation Mr. Sukhdeep, people always make excuses for hot women, so there’s still plenty of hate left if you want it
>>559894239Due to Automata being a rated M game they can't actually advertise the collab as being with "NieR: Automata," just like what happened with the Persona collabIt had to be the "Phantom Thieves" collab" and "Project YoRHa" collab
>>559894601She's high caste though saar
>>559894773ok fatty
>>559894653He seems like he'd prefer an Adam Lifeweaver figure tbqh
>>559895016I've been underweight my whole life and I think Mei is by far the most sexually attractive girl on the roster.
>>559895237looks like i hit a nerve..
>>559894802>Nixon was wrongfixd
>>559895317What's that?
Overwatch has gone 3577 days with a barefoot The Lena skin
why does it feel like all sigma players have brain damage
>>559895414what effects this has had on lena loving individuals..
que onda
>>559894601I still don't get this sudden indian obsession the epsteined boards are having
>>559895526can you hear that music
>>559895584Dumb people always look for boogeymen and scapegoats to latch on to.
>>559895584It’s all across the internet, far from just here
>play 6v6>get matched with a juno two entire ranks below me>spend the entire game keeping an eye on her worried she might do something stupidThey need to fix the match range. I did not sign up to be a baby sitter.
>>559895414Lena would definitely have a rough breeding kink, CNC likely
>>559895702she didn't ask you to be a babysitter, weirdo. why so patriarchal?
>>559895802correct
>>559894441It's Juno's special training or something, I can't remember.
>>559895584>suddenIt's not even /pol/ responsible for most of the Indian hate. A lot of it came from Kitboga's popularity.
>>559896345Hey
>epsteined boardsholy newfag
WHAT ARE THE NEW DROPS?!
>>559896303It’s been something that’s been brewing for a while from a lot of different factors even before those scam call videos, but I’m not getting into it on an Overwatch general
>>559896519more goyboxes
>>559895908
Oh my god new Venture legendary
>>559897114wow venture players will be really happy all 12 of them
Are they doing something for the 10th anniversary
>>559897218They said they would in the spotlight
>about to win match>lost connection
>>559897215We love our diggers
>>559897287are you feeling engaged yet
>>559897218they'll allow you to spend more money on the game
>3 hours until update
>>559885106>>559885534Yeah, I absolutely hate dealing with him.Dude shits out heals just by being near his team, never dies due to his own self-healing, has actually good damage, makes dive impossible to play thanks to his , and his ult is basically a "fuck you" healing barrier that absorbs a ton of shit.I wish I could ban him but everyone focuses on Vendetta/Sombra/Cat/Domina instead.
>>559897814vendetta do be needin' dat ban, doe.
>>559897889Mizuki shits on Vendetta.
>>559898029if you land the hook
>>559898029so what
>>559898029I mean sure with 100% chain accuracy.
>>559897814>shits out healshis rate of healing is the same as lucio lol
Which Nier skins will you be buying? I'm going to get 2B, 9S, and A2. Debating the commander.
>cat has more hp than tracersupport is the dev's favourite role
>>559885534He only has a 2% banrate because most players play ranged heroes and aren't bothered by him.
>trying to tank>my own ana is holding angles on me like its fucking CSGOsupport players are genuinely bottom 5 all time dumbest creatures that arent single celled organisms. why do they get to decide games
>>559898242...and lucio is S tier right now
>>559898242Don't forget the hat which is like 250 + 30 self on a 3 hit throw every 6 seconds.
>>559898248None because that game was overrated gooner slop
>>559895547How can someone be so sneaky lugging around all of that
>>559898248Only IP i feel that strongly about so ill get the full collab>>559898438>t. Roon
>>559898248You may as well just get the full bundle if you're buying three skins.
>>559898438Rocks in glass houses
>>559898438>overwatch player saying this
How many comp points can you get during drive events?
>>559898248I have never spent money on videogames and an overwatch skin won't make me change my mind
>>559898546>>559898516Overwatch is a good game though
>>5598986213k, enough for one weapon
>>559898316>tankoid LoS's the healers then complainskino
>>559885106>>559885534this dumbass character instantly made my "solo ult on sight" list with how retarded his kit is. the cat is magnitudes less frustrating to deal with because it suffers from the same problem as all flying characters, but this retard is everything wrong with nu support in one kit.
>>559898635Let’s just keep the bait to a minimum, daddy has a headache
>>559898438Cope faggot. >>559898498Will the cost be the around the same?
Shall we negotiate?
>>559898691ok fatloser
>>559893061apen
>>559885534What is it with fuccbois and wanting to tie people up in chains
>>559896345https://youtu.be/qbFhkuvgAM8?si=DrJGq49SnsJ75Ig-
>>559898691I just wanna play fucking doom man and 3/5 of the new characters make his life living hell. I wish mauga could shit on domina because he's my rage swap too but she's so fucking overtuned.
I'm voting for Junkertown every time.
>>5598987853 skins alone will be 5700 coins and the full bundles are generally around that yeah.
>>559898947>Black music
>>559899137thats what Kiriko is into
>>559898316>let me stand 30 meters back from my team on kings row and heal from an anglenigga its ow2, ana is fucking braindead just move up with the team. you can literally play her without scoping.
>>559899109Oh, well I guess I'll do that then.
>>559899257>nigga its ow2Not its not
>>559898947I forgot about this trash
>>559898438It’s soulful actually https://youtu.be/LC5HsZt4oNc?si=QmA1S8RTLwNFrjmG
>>559899257>nigga its ow2literally incorrect, oh no no no no
>>559898987>I wish mauga could shit on dominaHe does though. Domina players ban Mauga fairly often too.
>>559899419>>559899564overwatch2:episode1
>cheating hanzo in lobbygrim
>>559885534>cucks rein>cucks monkey>cucks ball>cucks doom
>>559896345I'm only interested in how she would react to being raped
>>559900034why do you keep posting this
>>559900034https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/7179/2c032e0cd767f188dc71b77d7d07e745.mp4?8185528
>>559900171Sometimes there are just unironic incels and edgelords.
Today I will vote numbani and only play main as cassidy all match on first point and lose the game
>>559900171I consider it to be the ultimate test of character
>>559900691cowboy pickers gonna pick cowboy
>>559895547
>cassidynigga who the fuck is that?
almost every non tank female character fails this test. especially if introduced in OW2
>>559900814
>>559901076whats the test
>>559901421Silhouette recognizability
>>559901557but theyre all recognizable
people run shit like the cat + mcree and then wonder why the cat gets permabanned
>>559901076kiriko and anran are the only ones who legit fail the silhouette test. we didnt need 2 generic asian girls in streetwear.
>>559901673>then wonder why the cat gets permabannedthey do?
>>559901625>theyre all recognizableI have no fucking clue who that is on the left.
>>559901893>hooded guy with a swordits genji idiot
>trying out ashe, like her a lot>think i have a good handle on her, decide to take her to ranked>enemy bans herWhat the fuck, man.In the two weeks I've been playing I've never seen her get banned.And of course those faggots let the cat through cuz loool.
>>559901765Juno would be just as bad if she didn't float
>>559901076Why does it matter? Just shoot the little girl.
>>559902064>DPSissy crying about being targetted one (1) timeYeah don't try support, kiddo. The solo-ults will break your brain.
>>559901673bro just look up
Find a cosplayer of Juno who does her default skin challenge
>>559900814>funko poop
>>559901076Juno definitely passes the test, but that's mostly because of the helmet (which gets removed on almost all of her skins) and the fact she floats.
why does Blizzard make non-Kiriko skins when she's obviously the most precious?
>>559902064I always vote to ban Ashe.You WILL engage with the actual game.You WILL NOT play your backline point-and-click adventure game.
>>559902464and the massive shoesand the wide stance
>>559900564The Kiriko knows not to fuck with Hashimoto.
1 minute until Nier
>>559900564Kiri NO!
Shame this comfy map is stuck in Stadium.
>>559902921False alarm. They dropped this insteadhttps://x.com/playoverwatch/status/2031399682975609010
>>559902398Literally aspen
I love anran
sheesh...overprotective big sis.
uhhh... nier bros?
Illari farting on my face and stroking my BWC while calling me ''gringo puto de mierda'' doko
overwatchs silhouettes are amazing thougha lot of the time i dont even realize someone is actually playing with a pretty distinct skin because i go off the stance/proportionswhat a weird thing to complain about out of everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1BlkYaJaZoFareeha's sexy voice storytime.
>>559903325this, but it's anran yelling her ult lines while pegging me
>>559903201the skintight look is good on her
>NierNever played sounds like uncslop hard pass
Bros I have 3 hours. Why won't they drop the skins so I can goon before I play the new update.
i’m not gay but i wanted a bap mythic more than a mei one
>bap mythictry 2030
>>559903916I'm gonna be so mad if the coming Soldier mythic is some shitty gaybait like Cassidy. Hope he gets the cyber treatment like Genji.
>open aspen's stream for the first time>instantly get stunlocked by her sheer cuteness>spend next 10 minutes just staring at her with a smile on my face completely ignoring the gameplaywomen...are dangerous
>>559904190She's cute but she's an autist that's mentally 10 years younger than her actual age.
>>559904190Why is she always covering her fat tits?
>>559904235>mentally 10 years youngerGET OUTTA HERE, EPSTEIN! GET!She's clearly cultivating a PG audience, dumbass.
>>559904274they're not that fat
I can't believe wuyang is fucking dead.
>>559904425proof?
>>559904474Dead excited about the Nier collab?
>see a meme about blacks playing dive heroes>realize I have a black friend>realize he mostly plays dive heroesHe's not even a comp fag and I don't think he even realizes how dps heroes are categorized and he somehow ended up playing four dive heroes out of the six heroes he usually plays. What the fuck.
>>559904190>.t the 20y old virgin
>>559904529
>>559904474Grrr useless brigitte
>>559903361>uses all her cooldowns>overextendsshe is just like me>team comes and saves herok maybe not
>>559904657What about brown fags on HRT?
>>559904418why does she want an audience of lgtvs and roons those are the only groups i can think of who are PG for OW of all things lmao
>>559892646big O_O
>>559904668i'm 26 though
>>559903028Thunder Bluff.... Home
>>559904657>see a meme about blacks playing dive heroesi wasnt aware this was a meme. i just like playing fast paced and aggressive, and dive is the only thing that lets me do that.
>>559904235It's all a bit. She is cunningly shaping her streaming persona to be as marketable as possible.
>>559904190that's a 6/10this is why the dating market is so utterly fucked
The only tank I'll ever play is Winston.The only support I'll play is LucioI'll DPS with whoever I wantI'm not some sissy healbitch or some retarded meatshield. I get shit done.
>>559904978
>>559904978Boy am I glad I don't care about this 2deep4u gooner shit
>>559904474>a graze>not even going through the armIs this for like 7 year olds?
>>559904978>no-tan vendettasex
>>559904978they keep giving kiriko big ass feet
>>559892646
>>559904978Is this the only time 2B got censored in a collab?Fall guys don't count because the beans have no asses
>>559904978>diaper 2BIt's fucking over.Woke won.
>>559905087Yes? It's saturday morning cartoons: the game.
>>559905160>gets nerfed in today's patchfeeding vendettas will be at an all time high
>>559896345>New heroes>F2p>PvE missionsWe're so back
>>559905154That would be me too
>>559904929>>559904694>tits nerfedI hate ozempic
>>559904978oh no no no no no
>>559904978>>559905160Vvck she's actually hot now
>>559904978Ai?
>>559904978Kiriko won, againAlso remember when the first collab came out and they wanted the characters to look like they're cosplaying? Thank god they ditched that stupid bullshit
do they gib freebies when doing collabs?
>>559905496SEX
>>559904978Damn thats so cool, they managed to make a worse nier collab than r6 siege
>>559905496the hair looks surprisingly good on her
>>559904978Oh gosh Wuyang looks ADORABLE as 9s...
>do so well on Zenyatta the Mercy starts pocketing me over the DPSIs this what NTR fans feel like all the time
>>559904978>>559905330>2B ends up being the worst skinIntredasting turn of events, the rest look really good
>>559905670These suck except venture
>>559904978why is 9S' blindfold so low
>>559905670Venture looks cool when you hide her skin tone, broken tooth, unwashed hair and voice
>>559905670ruined...
>>559905670>No RamI hate this clown world.
>>559905728Sigma looks goated doe
>>559905834>>559905670lol
>>559904978why kiriko god damnit
>>559905670love faceless niggas
Guilty Gear collab skins: Genji - Chipp Widow - Jack-o Venture - Bridget Mercy - Dizzy Cass - Happy Chaos
>>559880369That belly pouch was made by the touch of the divine.
>>559905670can they fucking give illari a SUN themed skin FOR ONCE?
vendetta is absolute cancer. when are they finally nerfing this bitchhole into the ground?
>>559906001What about May???
>>559906001ummm where's Kiriko???????
>>559906001McCree would be Johnny and Reaper Happy Chaos thoughPotemkin Winston would be cool too
>>559906120in a few hourshttps://www.polygon.com/overwatch-season-1-midseason-patch-notes-vendetta/>they are still buffing mizuki>ram buffed>hog buffed
>>559905923i feel like she's up next bc she's chinese and blizzard has been so far up china's ass recently. all that exclusive shit they get, it's infuriating.
>>559905472They still look like that, just they buy better wigs now
>>559906242she's up next to what?
>>559906125why is she pregnant
>>559904978Only good one is Kiriko. Vendetta looks dumb with that hair because it doesn't fit her face.
>>559906215bruh they only change her perks a little, she's staying cancer
>>559904657all the black ppl i met on this game mained reaper
>>559906001GG is too aryan for this shit game.Also are you homosexual? All of those characters are lame and gay(except dizzy). Wheres the bald doctor guy i forgot his name or may or justice or milia or elphelt or brown valentine
>>559904978mercy, lifeweafer and vendetta look so ugly lmao. i think i will keep my money
>>559904978>mercy skin is mid*sigh*
>>559906125not my May
FUCKING HELL I KNEW THAT DAMAGE BUFF WOULD END UP DOING THIS
>>559906302up next for mythic skin
>>559904978coomers won
>even more anran mobility buffs
>>559905651That's Netori
>>559906653we've known her mythic is today since the season started
>>559906548TOTSUGEKI
>>559906125>>559906548not my May
>>559904978>3 inch thick diapers everywherebruh, lmao.
>>559906676wdym those look terrible. idk how they managed to fuck it up
Days like today suck cause the tourist and aggro shitters start coming out of the wood work.
>>559905923cute thighs!
>>559905670>Illari duckfacekek
>>559906828you guys have been calling me a tourist for over five years now
>>559906609where are you seeing these balance changes?
>>559906609all seem like slaps on the wrist
Hot takeDomina should've gotten the Yorha commander skin.
>>559904978Well now I'm actually gonna have to play Vendetta.
>>559906912>you guys have been calling me a tourist for over five years now
>>559906991yeah, meh, whatever. the yorha commander is literally a nothing character. they gave it to my wife angela just cause they're both blonde, i guess? bitch shows up in the story like three times just to exposition-dump. would prob look better on domina. AI fags could test it if they cared i guess.
Any 2B art is now Kiriko art
>>559906805fuck it up how?
>>559907006Nigga she's the most fun and op dps you'll be fine but very funny pic
>5 minute queue I JUST WANT TO FINISH MY PLACEMENTS
>>559907227the worst part of collabs
>>559907227>not wearing a diaperoff-model garbage
>>559907223There is fanart of it somewhere. She looks weird with blonde hair because shes so brown. I'd rather she get 2p but 2p is already a FF14 collab character to begin with so that might get weird legally.
>>559907227
>>559907232NTA but i have some nitpicks>9S blindfold is too low>Yorha commander and A2 hairs are iffyI really like adam and 2B's skins though well done for both sucks that id have to watch a bunch of GM LW videos to learn how to get value out of him.
>>559903361She's such a bad voice actor holy shit
>>559907395>2pis originally from soulcalibur
here lies K1tsuneRuzher, who died as he lived: a virgin, who rather than bear the slings and arrows of outrageous femininity, find solace in his exhaustive Kiriko skin collection, and remained to the end, her devoted main, even in times of nerfs
>>5599073952p is a separate character and has been in other media.
is the mercy mythic still available for buy-boughting?
>>559904978Isn't 9S like a brother to 2B? Why didn't Anran get 2B?
>No Illari 2pfuck you, blizzard.
This is almost as insufferable as the flood of Personafags.
>>559907767brown people don't sell well, sorry to tell you that bwo
>>559907695>buy-boughtingwhat's that>>5599077672p is ugly>>559907821vendetta is brown
>>559907751No, he's her subordinate.
>>559903201that's basically only bc she cosplayed juno before juno had any skins
>>559907896She's not brown, she's Italian
Here's your live action OW movie Mercy
>Commander WHITE Mercy
>>559907896>vendetta is brown2026 and the 'are Italians white?' discourse continues, perhaps we will finally reach a consensus here.
>She's not brown, she's Italian
>>559908109she has a type..
>>559904978I really thought I'd whale out but the diapers kinda ruined it...
>>559908063yeah, italians are brown
>>559903201If you can name even 1 (one) ow cosplayer you should just blow your head off, its over.
>>559908127yeah, Italians are white
it's not even the hips, Kiriko's twig legs just look awful in 2B's outfit
>>559908070I want to breed that bitch with my brazilian seed.
i triple and quadruple text girls as a chalant emotional man and it works in getting them to sleep with mewhat champ is for me in the universe of overwatch?
>>559908530
>>559904978My tongue belongs to 2kiri’s holes
>>559908530Lucio I need healing
>italians>white
is there no new esports chests
i'm italian and have blue eyes irl
>>559908754prude cuck artist.
>new news drops>tourists suddenly appear with tranny and raceshitlike clockwork
>>559908585wuyang
>>559908859why did you have to specify irl
>>559908530>I want to breed that bitch with my brazilian seed.She only approves of Venezuelan, Peruvian and Chilean men. Not depraved Brazilians.
>>559908070who is this and why does she have a typical tranny face
>>559908830No esports for another 2 weeks
>>559908995why do italians talk with their hands lmao
>>559909087it conveys more emotions + feels good to do unironically
>>559909087Most people do unknowingly, looks more confident as well compared to keeping your hands down like an autistic robot
i feel like vendetta is a lesbian more so than tracer
>>5599073952p is LITERALLY a soul calibur pallet swap they made canon after the fact
>>559908754This guy was obsessed with juri and that psycho from mha, does he control kiriko collab skins or something? If thats correct frieren collab is next.
>>559909148>feels good to do unironicallyhad a friend who insisted that moaning while you piss felt greatfinally tried it, he's right
>>559909252juno...
>>559904978These look really bad
>>559909252kek yeah i do that toosometimes i go full retard and even stick my tongue out
>>559909252Illari...
>>559909238He drew a lotta Sombrap too
hypothetically if I were to obtain a copy of overwatch origins editions that had an unused code would I be able to redeem it and get the rewards? I already have the skins you get from it but I really want the stuff you get in other blizzard games. do they still accept origins codes is what I'm asking
>>559904978Yep, I'm buying them.
does this mean 46 more minutes or 1 hour and 46 more minutes
>>559909547PROBABLY the second one
>>559909547It should say the exact minutes if it were less than an hour. Strange that it would not refresh at its usual time.
>>559909671I think daylight savings has kicked in in california
>>559909671dont know what region you are in but last weekend was daylight savings time in americas
im never taking this off
>>559909252
>>559909892take off your panties instead
>>559907227Kirigods never lose Just win after win forever
>>559909767just seeing the word "daylight" erased the smile off my face
>>559909892ill take it off for you ;)
>>559909238It’s a toss up between Frieren and Cyberpunk Rebecca
>>559909991im not wearing panties
>>559909238He is a cuck artist that lives of le safe horny
>>559909392Sucks that he doesn’t do OW characters anymore unless he gets commissioned to do it.
>>559909961ok but like...HOW do you ALWAYS know??
>>559909961How do I get a mercymain boyfried?
>>559910075chastity cage, then
>>559909238He seems more obsessed with Daisy cucking Luigi with Wario
>>559910235The
>>559910201He has a turkish surname maybe religious reasons but i dont think so, i think he's just a faggot>>559910384I ignored it since Nintendo CEO would kill himself before doing collabs with blizzard.
>>559910312i have all comms muted so u gotta emote with me in spawn, spam voicelines with me and stuff, then send me a FR
New ship
>>559906242It's always fucking political while pretending they aren't.
>>559910518ew, yucky
>>559910518>OVERWATCH stands TWO-gether Bravo, Blizzard.
>>559910518omggg they talked? GAY!
>>559910075>>559910314It's time to fulfill the prophecy, all of Overwatch is depending on you!
>>559906242This is why they won’t touch Anran’s faceThey don’t want to fuck it up after finally getting back in China’s good graces. I seriously hope they told the VA to shut the fuck up about it too because if they actually try something they’re going to end up fucking everything up over there for good.
>>559910506He is in, fact a virtue signaling faggot.
>>559910715Here's hoping...
How do I approach mercy mains without seeming like a creep
>China China China China China China China
>>559910884By waving hello? They're normal ppl just like you and me
Leave the Brig alone, she belongs to Hana.
>>559910932"We" celebrated chinese new year just last week in game i think we can complain about china
Chinese people hate Mei because they think she's "too large", this is why blizzard owns them a conventionally attractive heroine
>>559911050oh my science the gye-at
>>559911038>just last weekLike every fucking year.
>>559911050Anran is both too short and not pale enough to meet their beauty standards.
>>559910715That's how most of the troons on tumblr and X will see it
>buffs the highest win-rate Support in you're path
>>559910932Most complaints about China can be explained by a) NetEase publish the game there on its own client and can do shit like run their own exclusive events as a result and b) Overwatch is simply more popular in Asia than the west, so the developer has no choice but to follow the money.No politics involved.>>559911038"we" have been doing that every year since 2017 tourist retard
>>559911192She's also too male
>>559911192Anran is taller than most anons in this thread
>>559911187Yea and we shouldnt do it, What's next? hanukkah and ramadan event?
Protect us, Kek-ayy
>>559911403>hanukkah and ramadanBoth of these already have sprays, TOURIST
guys i think anran has a very nice butt and i am pleased to see that blizz is giving the newer girls ATHLETIC butts like Freja's instead of BIG FAT BUTTS like Juno'snot that there's anything wrong with BIG FAT BUTTS like Juno's, mind you, but man i love those slim athletic girls with skinny bodies, i can't help it
>>559911403Let's just ignore the Christmas event
is pharah good for a new player
>>559911403You're just gonna spout a bunch of bullshit and then say 'well it doesn't matter anyway faggot'
>>559911471When you kill him after he pops his ultimate, be makes the most satisfying twinkish groan I've heard.
>>559910506>>559910858t. Luigimains
>>559911641She's good for your cock, yeah. She's a total virgin though so you gotta be a bit patient with her.
>>559911050Their loss, Mei is a cutie.
>>559911759You have to look like that my life is like a videogame guy to play mario/luigi in smash
Mei supports Taiwan
>>559911641yeah
>>559911625I want to bodyshame Juno
>>559911641No. Play Hanzo or Freja to practice your aim if you're a projectile player.
>>559911050why are trannies everywhere? in my games, in my college, in public, in my mirror, in overwatch. im tired of trannies
>>559911934>in my mirroryour mirrorwatch?
>>559911867always knew she was best girl
>>559911403>hanukkah they gave us a dreidel icon. pretty based. i use it all the time now to telepathically seek out my fellow jews bc the israel icon got smeared by goyim just wanting to be toxic
i love pharah
>sitting on Anran character select>she starts to fan herself, look me up and down, and then grinI love me some confident Asian women bros
Me and my teammates were talking about nintendo switch games and i said if you switch your location to taiwan you can get 60 dollar games for 40 dollars and my game froze and crashed and when i logged back my account was banned for 2 months, how can i appeal
>>559911934>in my mirrorHow big is it?
>>5599122637 inches
>>559912228they never reply to ban appeals so might as well wait the 2 months
>>559908872>>559910201>>559910506>>559910858qrd why a waifu artist is spiking these anons cortisol levels?
>>559912209do they love you
>>559912404He draws safe horny women all day, made money off thatthen started crying and whining that sexualizing is bad. when its literally the very reason art exists in the first place. he still does it too. so he comes off as a total faggot.
i reached lvl 1k today!
>>559912115i would use a menorah icon if they made one but i like the shape of the star of david ;3c
I am content with my current skins, and I do not need to purchase new ones. The magical girl skins are definitively the best skins in the game.
>>559912579Sorry for your loss, a level 50 guy looks higher level than you
>>559912356Hot, would zuck
>>559912456I’m a tall white man with a big cock, so no
>>559912687>I am content with my current skins, and I do not need to purchase new onesnobody says this>The magical girl skins are definitively the best skins in the game.thats not something i have ever said but many have said this
>>559912708oof
i placed at gold 2 as support, am i good yet
>>559912687>The magical girl skinsI want more Hollow Hearts.
10 minutes until we find out if kiriko got a bbl for the 2b skin
>>559913065you're technically in the bottom 50% of players
>>559913065gold support is like silver for a real role
ive never seen a player base so bitch made as the one for this game. nobody fucking pushes nobody plays aggressive they just fucking stand there. are you that afraid of being accused of throwing or feeding???
>>559913158>10 minutesHow do we tell him? ;_;
>>559913158The more important part is to see whether or not they gave her censhorts instead of the leotard.
>>559913193>>559913220when do i get to brag to people online that im good then
>>559912708Blizzard change that shit to this at least.
>>559913430never, people will always move the goalpost when it comes to rank
>>559913270>afraid of being accused of throwing or feedingWhy would you think this?That IS throwing/feeding to them.
>>559913430>supportyou don't
>play tank>healers combine for 3k healing, enemy team combines for almost 20knever playing tank again I guess
>>559913427I don't know how to tell you this. . .
what do we think
>>559912356show proof>>559911696is that meant to be symmetra
>>5599134592nd best Chinese girl
>>559913576but im playing illari :(
>>559912570The fuck does this even mean? He’s a retired comic artist that draws cute girls. You upset that he doesn’t just draw porn?
>>559913658Fucking horrible, Yoko Taro should sue.
>>559913718Actually that's Wuyang
>>559913658my wife angela's skin is mid... why would they do this... at least her hairstyle is nice
>>559913658goddamn they really botched the A2 skin
>>559913658Doesn’t matter. This place and the tourists were always going to say that they hate it regardless of how it looked.
>>559913809Maybe you just need to buy them 10 times over to unlock the true versions.
>>559913658I dont think i just kill
>>559911696The Symmetra
>>559912948I personally am a huge sucker for magical girl stuff, so it worked for me. Unless we get a precure or madola collaboration, I'm set.>>559913126That would be awesome. Seeing all the villainess characters get skins would be cool.
>>559913720well make other illaris proud by not bragging
queuing solo is basically just gambling. like I know at the very least I can do my roles well and land my shots, but if I get teamed with more shitters than the enemy team it’s just an impossible difference for me to overcome and we have to slowly and inevitably lose. I’d say 1 in 15 games are with both teams fully capable and that’s when the game is the most fun.
>no highlight intros
>>559913658they look fucking terrible. like all colab skins.
>>559913949>the villainess charactersD.Va is the single Hollow Heart, so far.
>>559914051>1 in 15being real generous there
>>559913658the lighting doesn't do it justice imo. kinda mid tho
this is objectively a good and sexy skin thougheverbeit
Are the servers still not up
>>559914148Moira got one too. I'd love to see Ashe for example. Bob could easily be a generic bad guy of the week design too.
Is this a fucking joke? I guess blizz is just admitting that you're not allowed to play any tank besides dva.
FUCKING SLOWEST SHIT TIER DOWNLOAD SPEED EVERY FUCKING TIME ANY BLIZZSHIT GAME NEEDS TO UPDATE
>>559914303That's a nerf
Nier skins are better than the dogshit looking china exclusive Naraka skins
>>559914401Literally anything is better than CHYNA skins.
>>559914237No it's fucking not. The entire appeal of the original design is that it looks like she's nopan because of her high cut leotard.
Mercy has the shorts. Kiriko doesn't.
>>559914315Pre downloaded on console
did people really expect kiriko's full ass to be out in this skinwhat could possibly make you think that blizzard would do that
>>559913658
>>559913541LITERALLY WHO THE FUCK CARES. you arent playing for money, you arent even playing for a fucking air fryer. youre diamond at best just fucking play the game. being aggressive is only throwing when if die before taking anyone with you, and i would much rather a tracer who trades every fight over a soldier who spends more time running than shooting, or a DPS lucio attempting to make a play rather than a fucking ana who just sits off the point doing nothing.
>>559914315Changing your region for the download completes it fast for some reason (I went from Europe to Americas).
>>559914648Of course not. They just need something to bitch about like always. It’s how the modern internet is nowadays.
>>559914589>the passive for INITIATING does not trigger at full healthclown company
it's gone down since taking this screenshot
there was literally no reason to nerf initiators healing. these niggas really cant stand to see tank have anything.
>2B Kiriko has no ass and covered thighsAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING TOLD YOU HAHAHAHAHA
legendary boxes on the first tier of the weekly track is nice
>>559914589>anran will now automatically climb over small edges during inferno rushThat killed me so many times actually, we are so back
I'm in.
>no custom sfx>skirt window is fucking tinyAIEEEEEEE
:3
>>559914781Shut the fuck up, kike. Go sleep in your car.
>>559914958probably trying to incentivize people to swap sides and do the 35 match points quest x2, which is a good thing
>not a single highlight intro in the Nier bundleWhat the fuck?
>>559914908>No assI mean we can't see shit in your screen>Covered thighsyou're a retard
>>559915062See how angry it gets. Going against the chud buds opinions causes them to lash out.
>>559914787like i dont even get the point of this. its not like the healing would be queue if you jumped with winston at full health and then activate when you took damage. the whole reason it works on winston is because it heals his armor on engagements before it can be drained too fast
>>559915053does the fox change?
They really wanted this collab to flop.
>>559915167Holy cope.
>>559915053>no dumpy>cleavage window made into a slit>back covered up>thighs covered up
>>559913658>A2 outfit>gave her a top and shortsFuck. The concept art got my hopes up. Shame on me and shame on them.
i went into qp with 3 friends who are pretty good at the game and we had like a 20 game win streak. matchmaking has no idea how to balance when sweat stacks hop in, not a single game was even close.
make way censored bitch the real star of the patch is here
>>559913658Kiri has a leotard
The cat claw perk is bugged. It's still 8 seconds. They really phoned it in.
>>559915365i know Mei always canonically had big tits but i'm glad they chose not to hide them anymore with this skin, we need more milker love in this game
new owcs crowdfunding skin
>>559915184I can't believe this is what corporate PR has devolved to. What happened to "We apologize if the quality of service isn't up to par, we'll improve our output for future releases."?
>>559915217nope... they put more effort into the hello kitty trash
>>559914908yeah we all told you as well? what did you think she was going to look like?
reminder that Bruisers -25% crit damage reduction doesnt work on characters with a 1.5x crit multiplier.S tier dev team.
>>559915576>yeah we all told you as well?Lying nigger pretending there weren't deluded faggots who thought they were gonna be "faithful" to her actual design.
>plat lobby>friend dps>me support>he plays reaper one trick>complains hes not getting heals and keeps dying with no picks>refuses to swap when every enemy has movement abilities to avoid him >ends game 15-14>lowest damage among the dps in the lobby and most deaths >2 games later>starts to trash talk our tank after going 8-9 with again the lowest dps and elims in the lobby >manage to eek out a win in overtime with me and the tank sweating our balls off>have one less elim than him >500 less damage>highest heals in the lobby>half his deaths>as a fucking support >he somehow doesn’t see the problemThe worst part is when we go against brain dead metal ranks and he starts to think he’s so amazing, then when we go against a team that actually has game sense and counter swaps he just blames everyone but himself and refuses to adapt.
>>559914589>Llama nerfgoddamn it I fucking LOVE my sunburn perk
>>559915053>>559915247Seriously why? Why would you do a collab but completely change the skins? Mercy got totally fucked too.
>>559915498better than 9S skin
twitch drops are live
>>559915498another one
>>559915710this is a blizzard game, of course they're not going to give her an ass like 2b
>>559915784>7 hoursWtf
>>559915498Literally the McReeeeeeeeee Mythic
>>559915810Why isn't there a Draenei Rein
>>559914393>smartest dva player
>>559915774lmaoooo welcome to collabtown faggot
I can't tell if 2Briko's panties only look larger because of how pitiful her thighs are
>>559915247>no dumpyFair>cleavage window made into a slitCan still see cleavage>back covered upCan still see back>thighs covered upCan still see thighs
>>559915810another one
13 gb of jetpack cat nerfs
Nier bot on BlizzardWorld
>>559915282That’s what A2 wears??>>559915365I was going to use the default colour scheme but then I realised it’s fucking trans colours. Can’t have anything fucking nice
CAN THEY STOP RANDOMLY CHANGING THE LOCATION OF THE FPS COUNTER?
>blizzard finally had a chance to redeem themselves>uglify A2 to hell and back and give safety shorts to 2B
>>559916174rent free
>>559916029Not bad
>>559905670Are we getting these next week?
>>559913658>one single dps>all support nonsensesupport players are such paypigs dude
Hey, it's Kiriko
Damn, these skins are garbage
>>559904978debating getting all of them, or just Kiriko.I don't play Mercy or Wuyang, Lifeweaver only once in awhile, but I hate missing out on shit when its gone.
>>559916174>trans coloursDon't make me post the chart again. Those clowns have any and all color combination as their "colors", so being a schizo about the colors is dumb and makes you just as them and their color bingo.
Emote is kinda hot tho
>>559915730>buff her damage by 5>nerf her healing recharge by like 40%>now nerf her healing pool and also her only good perkThis is so autistic. They keep nerfing her healing all for her stupid damage breakpoint, turning her into a dps instead of a support.
>>559915498lmao
>>559916038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sn5O5XSOrM
>>559916549>58% off>is still $60Isn't this shit illegal?
Ummm…. Why isn’t my Mei wall technicolor?
Can someone post an upskirt of the Kiriko skin, I'm at work and can't check myself.
>>559915712he sounds just like me
glad they're finally showing off her fat tits
>>559916674>Corpos following laws in the big 2026
>>559914589>mizuki buffsIt begins
>voidwalker bundle probably won't be in the store for multiple weeksBlizzard not letting me buy my goyskins, for shame.
>>559916674nah you see, its technically a discount because the grand total is the cost of all the 2800 added up.I wish it was just 60 bucks for me, in leaf dollars that costs 80.
>>559916810GIB ICE CREAM!
>worst Freja mythic so farCan they give one of their main heroines a more appealing outfit next time and not whatever this is?
>>559915053they need to hide the fact she is flat as fuck
>>559916174>That’s what A2 wears??No. She's almost completely naked except for the flap of clothing covering her midriff. The other black on her is the bare plating under the android skin.
>>559916682no. i'll post upskirts of the mercy one if i buy it though.
>>559915774You really thought they were going to give Mercy a skin that implies her pussy is just out? You know they still have to comply with shit the ESRB, right?
>>559915053LMAOOOO what a dogshit company REMEMBER THIS? how far has western dev fallen
>>559916938It should have just been a high cut leotard, and don't remove the skirt cuts. Mercy got her skirt completely redesigned to close it up, and Kiriko got her boob windows, back, and skirt slit deleted.
>>559916990They still make fucking bank from “modern” skins and 2B will be printing money right now. Cope.
>>559915053>collab for a character known for her ass>give it to the pancake booty'd Jap girlhonestly who else would have been more fitting for 2B?
>no freja buffsbut why
>>559916682
so why the fuck is mizuki getting buffed??
>>559917097umm cuz she's broken as fuck..
the feathers are kinda distracting
>>559913750learn to read, retard.
Death to all K*riko players
>>559917158>so why the fuck is mizuki getting buffed??Because this general keeps calling him mid.
>>559917145Thank you.
Wait, I'm confused. Aren't the Vendetta changes just a buff because now she can get the 8 stack and extended whirlwind perks together? The lifesteal really didn't feel that impactful to me and I only chose it because the other perk seemed shit.
I used to play Reaper man years ago, before 5v5It used to be a good tank-killer when there was 2 tanks. Now I'm noticing the buffed single tank is hard to even 1v1 as ReaperKilling other targets with smaller hitboxes is also kind of hard, specially since Reaper is only good in melee range and everything has a dash of some sortShould I main something else?
>>559914237Not really, she looks more covered than in all her other skins. Witch is sexier than this. The weird flap things on the staff don't make it better either.
>>559917082Should have been Widow
>>559917145>that diaperBruh what the fuck is that.
>>559913658>only trash charactersI hate Blizzard
>>559916906Look closer it's the exact same thing, you can see the seam
>>559916846>nerfed his aura durationThe range buff is nice but this sucks, It already felt bad how fast it drained.
my prisms are safe once more
>>559917397and Vendetta has bigger tits too, so she's the only winner this collab. And a pyrrhic victory at that
>>559917375Theyre a business. They gotta sell these.
>>559915053>6900 coins holy shit its more expensive than i thought it would be and thats for those mid skins? hard pass
>>559917071cope with what? Them making more money than before on this slop is bad, you stupid faggot>faggots and women a lot of money on trash never would've guessed
>>559917279yess sounds like your aim has gone so its time to main mercy^^
>>559917145gay
>>559917276>Wait, I'm confused. Aren't the Vendetta changes just a buff because now she can get the 8 stack and extended whirlwind perks together? The lifesteal really didn't feel that impactful to me and I only chose it because the other perk seemed shit.The lifesteal was her best perk anon, it gives you additional sustain and you will be throwing out multiple overheads during your dive.Before you could get the stack increase and lifesteal, which had great synergy because of even more frequent overheads.This was effectively a nerf, because the spin was worse than the stack perk especially with the lifesteal (which you always took over the energy reduction).
>>559917485Personally I hate all of the mythics aside from Juno's. Please stop making them all mythology skins.
>>559917145KEK
>>559917145what about from behind
>>559917145end this company
shitikotrannies coping overload
>>559917158because they balance based on reddit sentiment instead of actual viability, and reddit mercytroons think he's bad
>>559917684They should just sell the game to shift up honestly
>>559917397Wrong.
>caring about upskrit in an fps????
>>559917686>lifesteal was her best perkNo? The 8 stack one definitely was her best. Reaper has perma lifesteal and it feels like nothing, let alone Vendetta’s conditional head strike only.
>>559917145LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Cleaned out the dust in my pc after who knows how long, I'm a new man
>cover art looks great>2B showing off some supple thigh >mercy showing off some thigh and a bit of ass>look at in game models>mercy and Kiriko in diapers>thigh windows nerfed to nearly non existence>vedetta given shorts Thank god. I was actually tempted to paypig for this one before seeing this.
why does it feel like there's a lot of gooners with no money complaining about the collab skins...
>>559917145>>559917206people paying 40 bucks for this LOL
>>559918098The lifesteal one was the best because of the stack perk, since they worked very well together. Now you get the meme spin and instead lose out of the lifesteal or stack perk, which means you get less benefit from the stack perk.
>>559918092you don't understand they're WOKE
>>559918175it is quite sad
>>559918086omg it roopee
>>559917684>Sony published game vs BlizzardZamn. Unc still got it.
>>559916550Wasn’t this the same exact reason they changed her before? Because she was leaning too much into straight up DPS territory?
>>559918264i mean vendetta literally has fat fucking tits and massive thighs with skin showing
>>559918264Hold the fuck up, they use the tip in game to market the bundle? That's totally bullshit.
>>559918264lifeweafer and booyang do be lookin' zesty tho
>>559918265
>>559918416no
>>559918384it shows the ingame skins but when you hover over it it displays the art
They keep making me give them money for collab bundles
>>559918207why does it feel like you're a faggot?
>>559918465same sis
>>559918416>Zesty ass niggas looking zestyShocker
>>559918416They managed to do those two really well.. Wonder why!
Enjoy your shitty cosplayI got my meaty egirl
>>559918457The skins are massively different from the art. That's totally ridiculous too, since it's even in game as an ad. Why don't the skins match the art? Clearly the art was fine enough to be used in game as the ad.
They really whored mei out. This game cannot stoop any lower.
>>559918573lets not get starting on this fucking dumpster fire
The only collabs who look good are the Persona and OPM ones and I fucking hate Persona
>>559918675They need to redo Ashe and give her a coomer mythic.
>>559918254K but you're wrong? Lifesteal was never her best perk lmao, it was just a bit better than the extra guard slash or whatever the fuck. The 8 stacks is what makes her a menace with Zarya. Like sure it synergized with the lifesteal, but that never really mattered.
I'm not sure these skins are worth $60 at all
>>559918738This doesn't look to bad.
>>559918295Sony was pissed at the sexualisation in the game. So much so that despite it being a successful game, and their most successful selling game on Steam, they didn’t include EVE in their international women’s day image
>>559918702We can do that next thread!
>>559918573paizuri_window
>>559918573But the booty shorts melon skin is better.
>>559918824>women can't be pretty android women>but they can be the fat lard from Horizon
>>559918416Wuyang looks like an adult man trying to larp as a shota. It looks cringe even for me sis. I wish they made him skinnier like a normal twink in the concept art.
>>559918573>shitty egirl skin over some ice themed oneTanks, I'll save my mythics.
>>559918628Oh, suddenly character models matching the art matters?
>>559918824>Sony was pissed No they weren't. Otherwise they wouldn't have helped develop the game. Stop taking a twitter post seriously. Especially a western based account.
>give Juno an absolute dumper with the Hello Kitty collab>don’t do the same with Kiriko as 2B who is literally one of the sexiest characters in gaming everWeird
>>559919017You're not supposed to fap to the cute skins like hello kitty or Dokiwatch. Stop that immediately.
>>559918992Clock it xister!
>>559918758>K but you're wrong? Lifesteal was never her best perk lmaoYour reading comprehension is very bad and I get the sense you're not very intelligent either, so I won't waste more time on you.
>>559918992So about this, are people complaining that she doesn't look shit like she does in the picture?If so then it's two different things, marketing something as good looking and making it shit does make it valid to get mad at said product, but marketing as shit looking and having it be ok, kind of doesn't?
>>559918573i like the ice block for it
>>559918816Please compare >>559918738 with >>559917684 and say that again with sincerity.
>>559919017safe horny goodovert horny bad
do skinlines get reruns, my trans gf needs the hello kitty shit
Oh this is fun.
does anyone else use 4chan x and can help me why it looks like this i dont want this
>>559918992I would have passionate sweaty missionary sex with both version of Anran
Just turning off chat, it's pointless.
Serious question, when I'm playing ram and the enemy dva dives my backline and wins the 1v4 versus my team while I'm trying to hold their team off, what exactly am I supposed to do about that?
>>559919349
>>559915498HOW DO I GET THISHOLYT FUCKJ
>>559919443literally me. all they ever say is "can you get off ball" and "ball swap" and "kys"
>>559919371Pray you can throw your ball at her.
>>559919257I forgot the key to disable that, if anything try resetting everything to default
>>559919015Sony is well known for censorship. They did it with Trish’s ass in DMC V. They removed an entire mode from Senran Kagura. They censor sex scenes in games (apart from TLOU2 where a butch masculine women gets bent over and fucked of course)
>>559916653All Improvements?is this supposed to be a criticism of sorts?
NEW THREAD>>559919614>>559919614>>559919614
>>559919130K weirdo I accept your concession. Go be a pseudointellect on reddit.
>>559919538>if anything try resetting everything to defaultthat worked. thanks
>>559919017that is oddmaybe they wanted to do a little experiment. take a cute franchise like hello kitty and sexualize it while at the same time taking a horny franchise like nier and desexualize it, then seeing how the sales are affected.
>>559919371Mirror Dva
>>559919691Glad to help, gamer
>>559919017the answer is that gaming devs are pedophiles and prefer to sexualize childlike characters over adults
>>559919598That Sony would never help make Steller Blade. That western leadership is mostly gone.
>>559915784>Watch
>>559919168It doesn't look to bad.If I want to see 2B ass I'll boot up nier or look up the skirt of my 2b figure.
I'm doing my part!!
>>559919371sometimes your team just forgets that simply existing within dva's booster range is a crime punishable by death
>>559919257>reddit mode
>>559919371Nothing on most tanks but your team will blame you regardless for their helplessness.
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