Previous: >>559818592>Current & Upcoming ContentPatch 26.05 (Mar 4, 2026) liveSeason 2026 - Season 1: “For Demacia”Act 2 Battle Pass now available (missions, tokens, cosmetics)New skins: Corrupted Petricite Maokai, Corrupted Petricite XerathPatch 26.06 - Mar 18, 2026Patch 26.07 - Apr 1, 2026Patch 26.08 - Apr 15, 2026Next new champion delayed until Season 2 (expected May 2026)Riot focusing on MSI patch and balance updates firstFirst Stand 2026 international tournament - Mar 16 - 22 (Brazil)MSI 2026 scheduled later this year in Daejeon, South Korea>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol>/lolg/ Leaderboardhttps://dpm.lol/leaderboards/2f32736c-e08f-4f2b-aae6-3f3326cabd9b>/lolg/ March Drawpilehttps://magma.com/d/ic7qIEWtEJ>/lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/EXfS6uXB
reminder that Nami is soft
in a beautiful place out in the country
gm.
>>559908420>>559908463>>559908550you're a 27 year old male specimenleague of legends buff brier
A better OP could've been used...
>>559908716fuck off.
I'm beginning to think I made a mistake by playing midlane but I don't want to return to either bot or top lanes, don't want to play support and I don't think I can make a good jungler.
I am tired of this Demacia Rising minigame. I have 50k shields.
>>559908657im still a teen but u r mad
DAYUM PHREAK SEASON LOOKING KINDA OW PEE! YOU CAN CLIMB.... WITHOUT WINNING A SINGLE GAME HOLY MOLY!!! REJECT GAMES CALIFORNIAN DEI HIRES DOING SERIOUS WORK IN THE PINGPONG LOBBY DURING THE DAILY 4 HOURS LUNCHBREAK THIS PATCH!
*smacks Usagi Note on the butt in front of lolg*
i need RobotoKun so badly...league of legends, buff gnar and remove Vayne from the game
yeah ur bitch was hungry so she swallowed me
>>559908716I have karma fatigue
>>559906574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQIPLfLmUuE&list=RDHQIPLfLmUuE&start_radio=1
>>559908716true, we need more Zoe threads
>>559909320I already have a lolg sorry
Why don't people complain about Naafiri? She's just as strong as the other assassins while being mechanically easier.
>>559910854nta but tell us who
>>559908927Jungle. I'm told by an expert on this game is actually legitimately the easiest role.I've merely tried it a few times and the only overwhelming thing was figuring out the pathing, which will come with experience I imagine.Otherwise it felt like I was a kid playing in the sand, total freedom, just do w/e, be w/e needed.
>>559910862she just got nerf and now she gets dog walk by most mids, no pun intended.
This matchmaking is hilarious is hindsight
>>559910862noone plays her
xth for anivia! where do you guys go to find fanart?
Why does nobody like brawl
>>559912426twitter keeps sending me yordle porn on my timeline try that
>>559911036I don't ekiss and tell anon
>>559908910>>559910007I can do Rell if you want
Reminder that Sona is hard.
>>559913137I'd take a Rell
>>559912426safebooru and Twitter, though you have to manage your feed in a certain way on Twitter to get recommended the things you want, though even then there'll be people abusing the algorithm constantly and you'll constantly be fed things about US politics or Stake/Kick sponsored shitpost pages etc. but in THEORY, make a Twitter account and like as many popular pieces of league fanart you can find and before you know it, that's all you'll get in your feed. For the most part.
>>559912745i like brawl. i've been just spamming games of brawl today.
Soraka my cute wife! >>559908420Cool fish!
>>559912745Because there's always one person on either team who refuses to play the game and instead opts to afk farm all game (usually a Shaco or Kha'Zix player) in order to get their full builds and go around oneshotting everyone when the score is already 10-60 because he forced his team to play 4v5 all game. The existence of jungle camps is pointless and toxic. But remove them and you just get normal ARAM. So there's really no reason for Brawl to exist.
>>559912745>League of Legends but make it even more team reliantYuck no thanks.
>>559914272>But remove them and you just get normal ARAMYou cant go back to base to heal and buy items in aram the shop gets closed until you die when you leave it
>>559911075It looks like the easiest because you have a lot of tempo, but you need proper macro to make use of that tempo and I don't think I have it. Beside this, my jungle champ pool is awful and the role is the one I played the least.I don't know, maybe this game isn't for me and I'm just having a delusion of fun.>>559910939Yeah...
>>559914438Well, there's differences, sure, the objective is also kills instead of destroying the Nexus, there isn't a minion wave portal thing, etcetra, but you get the idea.
https://magma.com/d/ic7qIEWtEJJoin the Drawpile!
>>559914151correction, COOLEST fish
We need to go back to the good old days.
>spampile in op so noone can filter it they have to see spampile ads or they cant enter lolgchad move lowkey
>>559914609The coolest! Now we just need to get Ahri's Fish
>>559908305>que up for a match in "low masta" TM>my jungler is a level 35 bought account with aweiueity25 generic name from the account that he doesn't even bother to change>he is literally plat 3>in a master elo gameRiot can honestly go fk themselves. No amount of punishment is enough for this dogshit company. A PLATINUM 3 bought level 35 account can be in my masters elo games after 12 matches. PLATINUM. It goes PLATINUM - EMERALD - DIAMOND - MASTER. Literally Three-Four ENTIRE FUCKING DIVISIONS LOWER and he still gets matched.>He gets absolutely fucking obliterated like the piss he is.It's baffling how this is what they call "matchmaking"
>>559914901can you type that again but in english this time around?
>>559914551splashbrush is going all out, neat!
And I have to sit here and pretend like im a fucking robot and I didn't just get robbed of LP because I lost the coinflip and had this utter baboon on my team instead of enemy team. FUUUUUUUUCKINNNG PIECES OF GARBAGE DOGSHIT C
>>559915869can you not be a disapointment to your parents?
>>559915013wait, what fish?
>>559914551Akali!
Whoever is in charge of matchmaking changes this season needs to unironically be put up on a spike on public display so every single person can observe what the most retarded subhuman creature on this gay earth looks like
>>559915963*disappointment
>>559914901
>>559916226meant for >>559915869
>>559916140this...>>559915807lol... do you see why i duo to gm now...?
>>559916070this fish...
Sorry anon, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my boobs
>>559916140I said it back in november when the queue times went down to 1 min and I'll say it again, since this season is even worse: the matchmaking is a joke that preys on players' frustration rather than skill.
>>559916383Theres literally no rhyme or reason to the matchmaking atm. I just won a game after I lost that game, for the same reasons I lost the first one. Might as well play normals, cause the skill gaps between players would more or less be the same.
>>559916140>>559916640you're the only constant
>brand new level 35 bought account>they play 12 matches>end up in masters, the 3rd highest rank in the entire game after those matchesI envy aram only andies sometimes. They can just play their dumb braindead game mode and don't have to suffer through this hell
>>559916640they keep... buffing and then nerfing and then buffing and then nerfing lp gains... this is completely destructive to the matchmaking environement... if they had made 0 changes it would have been better... you can't have players gain +10 then +20 the next and expect the players to be evenly matched lol...
>>559916745I am indeed the only constant. Except the % of games that being the only constant actually matter keeps dropping season after season and now has reached a literal all time low. Why play ranked when the "constant" you mentioned only rly matters in 1/10 of the games you play, and the rest are autolost or autowin due to matchmaking retardation. They are full on blatently pushing Engagement based matchmaking, and no amount of critique can change my mind.
>>559912745braindead mode made for retards
>>559916872OH GOD NOT HAVING TO WAIT 3 MINUTES FOR A MATCH INSTEAD OF 2! THE HUMANITY! Gotta cater to the most braindead zoomer retards imaginable. And the biggest issue is this dogshit matchmaking system has no idea how to accurately place low level bought accounts anymore
>>559916624To reiterate from this here and following>>559916140>>559916640>>559916872>>559916910Riot needs to do an hard reset of the MMR/whole ladder and change MMR calculations, but they'll never do it because they found a psychological model that makes them earn money. It's as much their fault as us players, the only losing party is, I'm fact, passionate players.
>>559916910no its true... literally only going to play decay games on my gm acc... lol sorry not sorry retards at riot games giving me +20 then +17 then + 20 then + 15 not my circus...fun fact... if you spammed 500 games in january you could have been inflated minimum 800 LP if you only played decay games from then on...>>559917064literally... they already removed dodges... theres no reason not to have longer queues when the players don't dodge anymore...
Im legit uninstalling league at this point. A plat 3 level 35 account gets into my masters game after 12 matches on a bought account with random gibberish name like aeeytirrhihnfd20. Whats the point of playing? Of trying to climb? Little bitch wins 8 out of 12 matches in gold elo and the game decides hes a masters player
>>559916557oh right, let's get her - Ahri is too stupid to notice anyway
>>559917280have you tried norms
>someone asked for a swap in champ select>I assumed it was a pick swap like always, so said yes>it was actually a role swap>didn't know what to do or what to lock inRole swap shouldn't be an option, fuck this game >
>>559917465Im already playing norms homie. It's called ranked 2026 edition
>>559917484hey can I go top?
>>559917280if you dont get MVP every game you can't climb because most of the time you have to play with plat 2 retards...
>>559917675My experience this season in a nutshell. Plat ranked players on level 35 accounts in masters elo after 12 matches determining which side wins or loses.
>>559917280I'm considering it as well, the matchmaking can't (or doesn't) discern skill disparity.
>>559917484you're an idiot and you failed an iq test. guess you had better use one of the other accounts you definitely have
>>559917303We will win.
You play all day, and maybe ONE, MAYBE one, is a match where every single player is in the elo they belong and it actually comes down to how people play.The rest of the matches are>Retard #1641647 makes enemy top go 10-0>Retard #1616464347 makes enemy jg go 10-0>Retard #3103616464 makes enemy bot go 10-0
>>559917837Why would I have a second account with no skins or emotes? That's retarded and you're retarded
>>559917280You should stop giving a shit about ranked, and just play whenever you feel like it. Too many people make this game like a second job. They hate it, yet they keep coming back to it just to chase a meaningless rank that nobody in the real world gives a fuck about (unless you intend to go pro or lock in on streaming).
I reported the plat 3 pos on a level 35 bought account with blatent gibberish as his username this morning, and in the time from then to now, he has ruined another 10 matches for whoever was unfortunate enough to be on his team. And this is a single player. And even if he gets banned he just buys another account, gets placed in a retarded elo he doesn't belong in, and does it all over again. Riot deserves misery, pain, and death. No amount of words can accurately describe how much punishment this dogshit company deserves. No amount of punishment is enough.
>>559917545I'd love to go back to the chat being how you change pick order or roles but Riot ruined that. Now you have a system where if you don't accept the pick order swap in champ select, the other person will go ghost/cleanse Fizz and troll because you didn't accept
need sex
>>559917949This is unironically how games go. There is one or two players mental booming or feeding, then you win or lose because of these players, and because the balance is awful you get to run the enemy team down relatively fast. There is no skill involved.
>>559918110I don't give a fk about my rank you mongoloid. I want to play matches vs 5 people of the same skill level as me, while having 4 other ppl with the same skill level as myself as well.This is fun. Where people's decisions and plays determine the outcome of the match. Win or lose, IDC in that situation. EXCEPT, 9/10 games are not like that whatsoever, and are determined by this dogshit cancer system who can't accurately place people in meaningful ranks, due to matchmaking issues and low level bought accounts. At this point its not the players fault, they are just playing the game and hitting find match. It's this disgusting matchmaking system.
>>559918110Not him but look at it from another perspective. Riot always says how they care about making fair matches and ranked integrity, but the reality of SoloQ is much different. Even if you stop caring about ranks it doesn't take away that the quality of matches is bad.
folded over my lolgs nine millies while they r in my ear whispering kill all men
WHY IS LITERALLY THE ONLY LEWD SHYVANA ART BEING MADE FUCKING AISLOP???PICK UP THE FUCKING SLACK, YOU SHIT PORN ARTISTS
>>559918408isnt it so funny... how people this thread were giving me shit about duoing...i already stated numerous times... if riot gives balanced matchmaking... i'll stop duoing... if riot insists on giving me alistar mids and plat 2 smolder adcs... well... i'm not going to play by their little EOMM game... its that simple lol...
>>559918705This is a bigger issue in bot lane ill give you that. In an ideal world tho, you wouldn't need duo que in ranked at all, IF the fucking dogshit matchmaking system wasn't fucking retarded that is.
WHY NONE OF THE CUSTOM PICTURES WORK HELP ME
I don't see what the problem is, I just play every game to get carried and it goes fine.>Go top/mid>Pick someone with waveclear and AoE CC>Go even in lane>Look for chances to TP bot>Mog your lane opponent with utility
>>559919251Shut the fk up pisslow garbage
>>559918408Well, you don't have to be a jerk, but okay. Just quit the game if it bothers you that much.
>>559919468it would be bothering you as well if you had basic pattern recognition and actually engaged in the ranked game mode instead of rotting spamming aram mayhem all day and pretending your playing league of legends.
Just woke up qhat should I goon to yall
>>559919813tristana and vex
>>559919813FemyordlesHeres my favorite Vex pic btw
>>559919813hecarim
>>559920263Not into fur midgets
>>559920263>>559920309great minds think alike type shit, fr frleague of legends, buff tristana and vex
>>559919243stop being so demanding and leave him some breathing room, dm him in the client and wait for him to respond, he's being patient and helping you out out of his own good will please try to do the same and be considerate.
>>559920419>he's not into femyordlesso you're gay? say less, king. take this anon's advice >>559920373, and add draven to the equation.
Riot's rating system for giving you an s+ is so stupid sometime, like bro ints all game, flaming in chat, misses every ability, lowest damage on the team, s+Okay??
>jungler tries to perma gank, extremely behind in cs>never ganks our perma pushed in bot>tries to steal drake every time, dies>mid not pinging MIA>enemy jungler perma invading>4 failed ff votes vs 6/0 kayle and 6/1 j4>smolder and mid perma farming mid instead of sides>our nexus blows up after 30 agonizing minutes and we haven't won a single fightnever ff guys!
>>559920929We are scaling...
>>559914475You're exercizing bad mentality. Change it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTXrV0_3UjY
>>559920929the damage that Azzapp has done to the League community is beyond repair
>>559920591Yeah you got a problem with that chud? Afraid of the mighty COCK?
>>559920482i am not asking him. at least anyone. can't be the only one using it.i am waiting for 48 hours so far and nothing worked.
>>559921045need a duo who will praise me for my effort...
>>559921260>Yeah you got a problem with that chud? Afraid of the mighty COCK?never said i had anything wrong with it. goon to Draven and Hecarim then, lil bro.
>>559921404ask the rakan guy unironically or check their guides in the website https://wiki.runeforge.dev/
>>559921549the rakan guy is black irl
zed irelia jinx ww
>>559920929Just stop fighting and let the game end if ur done with it.Go clear jungle camps or something and the game will end fast 4 vs 5.
>>559921809Impressive, very nice.Let's see SI17's rank on this leaderboard.
>>559921809kekour homegrown talent
how come huntress is hard stuck 500 games gold despite doing 50k+ damage every game with good kda? is it a troll?
>>559921428Too much art of him as a bottom I'll do graves instead
>>559922174sissy problems
why is lamb like this
soraka bros, i dont feel so good..
>>559921045What is the right mentality then, because I don't think I have the right mentality to live either. I just want some peace.
>>559923007have you tried building useful items?
>>559922816"I am so sorry I'm retarded T_T">Zero tolerance language>banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZ5NTrgzI0Holy shit they really did half-ass this VGU.The only ones who actually earned their pay are the concept artist and modeller.
>>559923007
>>559923098what are these useful items you speak of>>559923179soraka buffs whenwhy is sona and nami allowed to be hitler OP for 7 years, but not soraka
>>559923007as a low elo player she's always somewhat viable so it's fine, the only time she actually does bad is if the adc or jungler is one of those guys who only feel ok if you lock in naut because free cc for ganks for for them to react
>>559923170That genuinely looks like a man.
Increase the healing reduction on grev wounds by at least 50%
>>559923164this has genuinely happened to me during vgs
>>559923283youre too stupid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>559923351as an enchanter player i think stuff like oblivion orb should also scale do the same for stuff like shields if not for heal, i never understood why grevious wounds is only for healing when it should also be for reducing shielding
>>559914551Should I do Lulu or Poppy?Or maybe come up with a design for Trist or Vex?
>>559923613>Or maybe come up with a design for Trist or Vex?PLS DO TRIST!!!!!! PLEAAASE
Cool
Serpents Fang should be reworked into an item everyone can build. It having lethality and only really being usable by assassins and built (in general) by AD champions (you literally cannot build Serpents if you're AP; it's a 2500g goldsink with zero value outside of shield popping) is really silly. Give it adaptive force and introduce adaptive force into SR.
>>559924009why not just make a shieldbreak ap item lol
>>559923467
>>559923592I couldn't agree more. I think Serpent's Fang should be a Last Whisper item and AP should get a grev wounds variant void staff.
>>559923283>why is sona and nami allowed to be hitler OP for 7 years, but not sorakaGlobal healing
>>559924054They kind of did. Then they changed it.
Nunu had sex with his mother
>>559923170the problem with this is that players just accept low quality or low effort work thesedaysexample, they got rid of sewn chaos because it was deemed too low quality while they print out whatever this skin is for blitzsame with that noxus alistar chroma they were trying to push as a "skin" like a year ago lol
>>559924458That's not nunu's mom that's yone in a dress
>>559924009Wild rift has the trident.Literally serpents but AP>>559923726Alright, mini-skirt yea?
>>559923613Poppy wasn't in the last design so I hope you include her. With the drawstring panties as per usual you based god. Do you have any art accounts? I need to tribute more of your yordle works.
>>559924191*nods*
>>559924009
>>559924593Oh I'm not that anon, but I love his art too.
But sure what these are. Puppets? And Poros? Dressed as Nuh and Willump>>559924528At least say Aphelios. Yone isn't a fag
>>559924815>Yone isn't a fagBAHJAHAHAHA yeah sure thing anon
>>559924815league version of Mimikyus.
>>559924575>Alright, mini-skirt yea?I'd prefer skin-tight pants on her, but it's up to you, king.
>Yone isn't a fagHe sister zoned deerussy lmao
>Yone isn't a fag
Don't queue up if your in EUW niggalow... my ban just expired
>>5599254430 time to play this fucking game
>>559925075You got it, Boss! I should probably give her a familiar too. What would be a fitting animal for her?
>>559925424>>559925418I bet you are fatties irl
>>559925585>You got it, Boss!Thank you>What would be a fitting animal for her?Uhhhh, idk, maybe like a cute dog or something? Idk
>>559925827how do i get a nunu bf
>>559926343Become an old fat ugly bastard with lot of body hair
>>559926714That's willump, nunu is a little boy
>>559926714i already am those thingswhere is my nunu bf
>>559926997Go to greece
STREAMING
fish? i mean bets?
>>559927745was about to bet on you before I realized you're playing Nami ADConly one outcome to this
it's time to play the game i supposei don't want to but i'm so bored, have no friends, have no gf, i have to suffer
>>559927745All on (You)
>>559927745Bets on what? The length of the ban you're getting after this game?3 days
Really? Diamond? A man of your talent?
20 thousand in these pockets got my ish on swole
>>559929328wow 20k? you could buy the viego skin and impress a lolg girl
>>559925443holy fuck my lasthitting is abysmal
>>559929597>holy fuck my lasthitting is abysmaldon't worry, Riot is making this game even more retard-friendly/baby mode because there gonna add a feature where it literally shows you when to last hit. it sucks. Riot just keeps making this game more and more shitter friendly, and likes to remove skill expression from the game. remove item actives, remove timing your jungle camps, etc, etc.perhaps Riot is just readying the game for Gen Alpha retards because they cannot even read properly.
>>559929806pc players refused to move to wild rift so they're moving wild rift to the pc players........................
https://soundcloud.com/yeah-yeah-126784058/lil-b-pretty-bitch-dahmer-edit
>Rubbing my head on yur means you are mine
>>559929806Skill expression turned to macro, micro is becoming a second nature for most players.
>>559929806And it's more popular/profitable than ever. No one wants to overthink when playing a game, brother
I'm just trying to get my 5 brawl wins but my team gets the bard going ADC items. Get me OUT.
>They aren't ready for the ferocious team of... US!
>>559922816lamb is like this tho
>>559930464the president of america be like
>>559930464iranbros...
>>559927745we pwn'd bot but lulu still went afk at lv7 and i accidentally had chat off so idk what happened.i was gunna get tabis but i forgot and then zed ran me down, otherwise i'd have only 1 death!rly fun match lol im definitely bringing this into ranked.
>>559912745>Come play our new mode, it's all about teamfights!!!>Add a whole jungle around the lane to give players something to do that's not teamfighting. >Join game. Watch my team avoid teamfights by jungling and fucking around in the side areas by themselves. I legitimately don't understand the rationale here. ARAM is a better "Brawl" than Brawl is. Howling Abyss maps force you to together for teamfights. There's literally nowhere to go. You can't recall or even go back to the shop and buy once you leave the platform. Brawl as its own little mode seems fine, but it's retarded that they advertise it as *the* teamfight mode.
>>559914272>you just get normal ARAMExcept that's not All *Random* All Mid (aka ARAM).
>>559914526>it's the same except for all the differences
>>559923726>>559924593>>559914551I was about to start but somebody filled up the space with the draven sketch. I guess Ill just do a standalone pic
is lolg a women-friendly space?
>>559931685they can make the canvas bigger.
uh bros, is kogmaw actually broken right now?
>>559930724witnessed
>>559930531lamb should be in my bed
>my adc is from Moroccoit's actually over
>>559931903>bro how can the 12/5 kog level 13 could have killed the 1/3 level 11 draven? he's so broken bro
>>559931903>12 kills before killing the draventhats just a fed champion, dude.
>>559931751I dont see any men here>>559932023Umm racist sweaty morroco is euw
>>559932580>>559932592got you nerdshook, line, and sinker
>>559932835
>>559929597I still got it though
>>559925937I'll think about it, sketching a thumbnail right now.Should I change her hair color? I guess Lulu and Poppy are Green and Blue.
>>559933236stupid fox
>>559930076 based and catpilled
>>559931685>>559931815made canvas bigger.
should I play nukitashi before trying hentai prison
>>559933205>Should I change her hair color?Please keep her hair white
>>559934021of course. it's essential for understanding the finer points of the character development
>>559933236made to gulp my boymilk daily
>>559934065How's this thumbnail so far?>>559931815>>559933991Oops. I thought it was at max size, my bad.
>>559933236Sex with the fox
i just played a normal game and it was the most pointless thing i've ever seen.I got matched with all new accounts, the other team being a premade of 5 where at least half of them were clearly smurfing and went 19/3 as Olaf Fiora botlane vs my 1/13 MF BrandI guess i don't play enough normals/ranked? Either way it was a literal waste of time
>>559934772NTA but I wanted the mini skirt desu
can a jungloid explain this play the rengar just did? maybe im missing something?he is flashless, no ult, baron is up, and his team is pushing mid except for ksante who has no tpthis is master elo btw
>>559934895Normal games are lackluster because the skill disparity is even bigger than rankeds, you can get new players matched with literal Diamonds or Masters, and these players are likely to sweat even. Still at least it allows you to play dumb stuff without worry, and that's the only pro normal games have.
i got demoted to gold so now i will play lulu top
>>559935013Layers got you covered.>>559936145Cute!
>>559936392based
>Riftbound's 5th set which should come out in Season 3 has Eve and Seraphine>LoR said there'll be something big they'll be collaborating with Riftbound on later in the year>TFTs set for the same time is going to be music related>The singers from Heartsteel posted on social media that they were meeting up for something>Rumors of Akali getting an Exalted skin in Season 3Are you excited for Season 3 being clearly set up to be "Season of Riot Music"? Seems like every game is going to be doing it at the same time. Probably getting new songs from all the bands at this rate too.
Uhh my game working fine all day but suddenly my cursor won't lock into the game and keeps sliding to second screen???
>>559936606I haven't looked into it actually, i wonder how the art is for that
>>559935720in his mind, Jinx does not exist because he can just thanos snap her out of existence when he gets the drop on herand he feels like if he does not clear that ward then he wasted his sweeperor maybe he just got mind controlled, who knows
https://soundcloud.com/user-717596100/gucci-mane-without-a-trace-dj-eternal-spire-exclusive
>>559929452flexes my abs in front of lolguzz
>>559937625you mean riftbound?The majority of the art is from LoR or other Riot game stuff. But the champs all have special rare cards with alternate art that is unique. Especially these "Overnumbered" super rares that they have in circulation.
>>559936606yeah bro, I'm so excited for Season 3, set 5 or whatever while I couldn't get my hands on a single one with everything everywhere sold out and scalpers holding this shit hostagedead cardgame, time to yet again go play something that's actually playable
>>559938336Yeah i meant riftbound.I've heard about it, i know there are special ones, and that's why I assume the biggest appeal is the art or do people actually play the game? That Ahri looks cool but it's not really my thing
>>559938924I'm saying that EVERY Riot thing is going to be doing a musical thing in the last third of the year. League, TFT, Lor, Riftbound, etc. That "Season 3" period is going to likely be all based on Riot Music.Probably new tracks from all the bands they've done so far. Heartsteel already got confirmed to be getting together for something, and no way they don't do more KDA now after KPop Demon Hunters blew up so much. Hopefully Pentakill also gets some new song.
>>559939267Oh people definitely play it. It's hard to get the cards cause of scalpers like always, but there's definitely a budding competitive scene among it as well. Riot's obviously going to pump money into official tournaments as well.
>>559914742buns
you go top once and your bot lane almost dies 30 times
>>559939401the only musical thing 2xko deserves is the coffin danceincredibly pissed meanwhile because every bit of riftbound info I come across makes it out to be a great game, with top 3 potential even next to MTG/pokemon, then there's next deck sets (Vex one I've read of) planned for release this year where they only offer to sell you one if you've participated in an event/tournament (and that's still weeks/months in the future)entire thing feels like a ruse by riot
>>559940096But you can buy the decks on tcgplayer?
>>559940249just buy the decks
>look up lolg>the path of exiles general is the first resultsleaguesissies....
>>559912745its where all the retarded "its just a game bro" people got filtered to, which is ironic because its the only mode where a death actually has the most value with it subtracting from a team healthpool. the people who die the most and get flamed for it flock to the mode that gets impacted the most and then ruin it.
quick everyone, post images of scantily clad champs to boost the search results!
>>559940516I meant the new decks, you can preorder them.For existing product you should always just buy singles.t. ygo fag
>>559916624people have been saying the matchmaking is bad and unbalanced for a decade straight nigga
https://www.axios.com/2026/03/10/white-house-house-republicans-mass-deportationsChamps for this feel?
>>559940756maybe in dota. here in league they have been saying it for a decade gay HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>559940671Rakan looks like this!! humnah humanah
>>559940781Swain telling all noxians to start talking about meritocracy and freedom and liberation from foreign tyrants while maintaining the slave arenas.
Only bbc poster can save this general
she's the reason this general went to shit
EUW League servers are downYou can queue up for a game and get in champ select but it doesnt load
I started playing last season, then took a break and just returned. Gotta say - I am enjoying this season much more. I feel less rushed to group up and do objectives all the time, and the games dont slog on for as long. Top lane in particular has been very fun, aside from the obvious issue that is counterpicking and was about as bad last season. At least this one I feel a bit more free to pick a sum that can help me in lane instead of TP if I am in a shit matchup, and I can walk to lane faster. Overall I have been tilting way less and have been having fun, the bad games are at least over faster and I dont have to sit and watch my Nunu grief by clearing camps for 45 minutes because he failed a gank lvl 2 and decided to run the game.
>>559940671
>gneedra leaves chill 5 stack>servers shut downWhy would he do this?
>>559940736I did bring up the story with future decks being limited to tournament participants at least in my region, while I've been following RIOTs official list of shops and locations where you should be able to acquire anything riftbound related with everything always sold out. TCG I've checked briefly but with miserable results - I'd also have to pay extra for international shipping... I mean I'm not that extremely desperate, otherwise you'd see my giving into scalpers for convenience ages ago. It's really just all poorly handled by riot, its literally just cardboard.
>>559941131Big Black Cleaver
>>559941387keep it in the discord
>>559941131I miss her.I hate her posts but when shes not there it just doesnt feel the same without her.
>>559941502why, the point of this general is to flaunt my private jokes here in front of random peons
>>559941694bbc poster was a gril?
NIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
>>559941879hiiiiiii
>>559941502rent free
I want to learn mid but all the mid champs are... mid
my lolg straddling me
>>559941997>replying directly to a post is le rent freeniggas just saying random reddit phrases they copied
>>559942232No, it's that you immediately think we're in a discord. League has built-in party features if you didn't know
jannies looking at these posts and thinking "mmmmhhhh nope nothing wrong with this faggy discord raid nigger liquid shit"
>>559942324screenshots of the discord were posted to the general who are you trying to fool LMAO
>>559942072You can play every champ as a midlaner
>1st game of the day>get some perennial bronze/iron adc, they get a plat adc>stupid nigger doesnt understand that he can auto attack when hes out of mana, gets 2 people killed>as im typing "hey mf you can auto attack, its what your class does" in all chat, my laptop shits out>they lose, not me>que again>win because I dont have shitforbrains on my teambased. good start
oops someone did a fucky wucky on the servers uwu our trained monkeys are working wery wery hawrd to fix it
hating from outside the club bitch u cant even get in
>>559942389Right... so clearly everyone in this general isA) in the discordB) only ever communicating within the discordYou uh... you do know that lots of lolgs share their names here and play together almost daily, right? Using the built-in messaging, party-forming and voice chat features?
>>559942667you have become a gay parody of yourself
Gneedra is a stupid nigger but he isnt discord
>>559942072Zoe is peak tho
>>559942738>everyone in the generalno, you.
>>559942389Post the screenshot of sneedra using discord right now
>worshipping a pedo rapist with funny edits yep that's the second worst general
>>559942840>>559942875coordinated replies... noticing
>>559942924its literally a pedo discord. they post loli shit and cp to each other all the time. its fucked up.
>>559942924Don't you dare point out the normalization of pedophilia and rape psyop, or we'll send our glowies after you.
>>559942618>1st game of the day>afk because my shit is fucked>blame it on the adc>win the next game because I get carriedStupendous.
>>559942924
>>559942112My lolg brapping on me
>>559942756what
Friendless lolgs self-reporting rn
>>559942960>>559942986Anri okita fan... i know you're still seething after i called you a raped goy for playing shaco like half a year ago, which you are... but you have to let go... post the screenshot...
The discord is seething like crazy rn
>discord>clique>coordination>no proofyou know you sound insane right
back from library anyone wanna chillplay
>>559943205he's a seething psychopath letting go is something he can't do
>>559943410ign?
>>559943375NTA but the fact that there are like 5 people desperately scrambling to defend this person out of nowhere makes it painfully obvious that its a discord raid.
chillplay = bullying hweijak and calling huntress an abomination btw
all this singed420 on my youtube feed making me want to reinstall league. how is singed nowadays? triple proxy not possible?
Briar won
lots of made up shitposts today
>>559943569Or people are just calling out paranoid behavior. Like, is there a discord? Yeah. Am I on it? No. Are the lolgs I play with regularly on it? I don't fucking know, we just use league's vc to fuck around, it's not that deep
>>559943576Saddest thing is seeing them crawling back to the next vgs because they're so desperately lonely
>>559943601singed is normally left OP and one of the highest wr champs in the game, and right now is no different
>>559943673GUYS just to correct the record. The PEDOPHILLIA ACCUSATIONS were totally made up and not real. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BELIEVE ME AND DONT CALL THE POLICE.
>win 9 games in a row>suddenly start getting giga noobs, trolls and afks in my teams nonstopI fucking hate the forced 50% wr
nigggggg uuuhhhhhh
>>559943576I have no reason to hate hweijak whatsoever and lambtroon is a weird attention-deprived faggot who`ll rope by the end of the decade doebeit
>associating with bbcfag loveryikes
if you don't like the forced 50% maybe you should go back to kingdom hearts
>>559943476uhhh euw or na?>>559943576i haven't interacted with hweijak and i'm chill with huntress though
>>559942924sybau nigga
euw pedophile ring
>>559943576There's like 1 guy picking on Hweijak and Huntress regularly plays vgs (though they seemingly never want to join 5 stack norms). No one outside of 1-2 bitter posters actually hates themt. plays vgs/norms with lolgs
it's very annoying to navigate 4chan when your fellow anonymous makes it painfully obvious he's black and underaged
this is who you're calling an abomination btw
>>559943680>Like, is there a discord? Yeah. Am I on it? No.
Are servers down?
>>559944104all my dadas in there
uninstalled this SHIT GAMEI'm gonna play ULTRAKILL and STARDEW VALLEY instead and have FUN
>>559944104i'm an ephebophile thoughbeit
>>559944204omg hi kindred!
>>559944209EUW is down rn, good opportunity for a short break (or long, knowing riot)
BREAKING: IRAN HAS BOMBED RIOT HQ. ALL SERVERS ARE DOWN.
>yes there is a discord>yes everyone I play with is on it>but erm ye Im like the only one not on itMost convincing lie.
i get down on my knees when my ad-daddy asks me to
>>559944442god I wish
>>559944209>>559944382NA too.
best lolg girls>Seraphine>Kindred>Velkoz>Syndra>Yunara>Lux>Briar
girliest champion in the game? a pick that just instantly turns you into a slut
>>559943902kindred is cute. CUTE. don't wish death please. that's not nice. it's just a long process. will it hurt if you let me hug lamb?
imagine being so raped and gapedcalm down before your cortisol kills you sis
i have deep clique ties but they never invited me. what did i do wrong?
BREAKING: END OF SERVICE FOR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.
>>559944571lux with star guardian
>>559944507Yeah NA keeps saying failure to connect.
>>559944571a 32 year old factory worker came home from his shift at the steel mill to type this on an old and worn laptop in his lonely bachlors apartment
>>559944603I think this monkey is trying to communicate someone translate this to white
iced out w ur lolg on my dih
oops i just stepped in something brown and stinky oh sorry it was your face lolg
Yeah i think ranked are gone forever, i had a good time /lolg/, bye
you are bad gay and we hate you btw t.ehron
going outside n beating to death the first lolg i c
>>559944623that would actually be so based, pulling the plug. clearing this corpse out so something new and fresh can take its stop
>>559944623Welcome to LoL 2, with all new graphics and quicker faster paced matches! You can even play with your wild rift friends on mobile, and your LoL 2 friends on consoles!
>>559944886what about me?
>>559944886mmmmhhhhhh
KILL YOURSELF LOLG
>>559944919that would require leaving your moms basement
manchildren or actual 14 year olds who think L9 is funny?
I love Lissandra!
I just wanted to play some league with my wife. What am I gonna do now?
>>559945181I didn't know liss had all that
I'm uninstalling fortnite until those greedy Jews fix the vbuck prices.
Me when euwvgs
>>559945240fap
I DONT LISTEN TO NO DUMBFUCK STUPID TALKIN HOES
the urge to demolish vegetable rice again today is getting stronger
>>559945363what is this post meant to convey?
>>559945138square up straggot
>>559945240Based bbc bro?
>>559945393you're white timmy
Well thats the end of League of LegendsYou won your last game, didn't you?
>>559945649naawwww
i don't even play this game im only here to take a dump
>>559945669I played Sion supp and demolished the bot with the help of a random Jhin who actually knew how to playTotal Ashe rape
seeing some pasty ass mofo with a lisp acting black is hard to watch fr
FACETIME ME U UGLY ASS FREAK
>>559945669Clapped the enemy team with my lolgs
nigger worshipping generalWHITES YOU LOST
you calling other people ugly is funnyi'd tell you to look in a mirror but i know every mirror around you is already broken
league of legends?
>>559946108damn...
why did 4chan become so ebonic
it's called a PINK WARD, not ""Control Ward""it's COOLDOWN REDUCTION, not ""Ability Haste""it's an ADC, not a ""Ranged Carry""you type SS when your enemy laner is missing, not use frivolous pings
why is this small indie company (that made half a $billion in profit) unable to maintain servers
my name is kassadinl9 but you can call me daddy
>>559946361>t.
>>559945570I go by a different name.
>>559946316It's over...
I want to turbo gape Kindred's ass hole
So what should I do now?
>Got apointment at dr. based (the pill doctor) todayOof...i wonder what shit they try to put in my mouth this time...time to put some clothes on the heater so they get dry fast enough so i have something to wear>>559943920Would love to play a new kingdom hearts, though 3 was pretty garbo
I can't believe lego legends is fucking dead.
no but this is literally the lolg the jannies want thou
>>559946418I wanna fill Taliyah with my cum
>>559946572THAT'S MY WIFE HOW DARE YOU
>>559945570BigButtConsumers
you will never be black
>>559946323People ITT are very insecure and embarrassed at being nerdy losers on a nerdy loser website, so they try to type and act like black thugs they saw in movies and tv shows to pretend they are above it. Its pretty embarrassing.
>>559946714How does luluposter keep dropping these ungodly truth nukes? How does he do it?
>>559946714but how stupid r u to actually think everyone here comes from the same ethnic bg
pretending to be a woman BADpretending to be a niggerBASEEEEDDDDDD
>>559946676I think your wife is a bit of a bicycle if you know what I mean
>>559946676sex with this anon's wife
ITS UP
I need a nerdy loser who I can pamper and spoil~
lolgs with a huge bbc?
>>559946903I know of exactly one black man on lolg and he talks like a geeky Asian StarCraft player
>>559946953>>559946963s-stop. Can we just play league of legends instead?
>>559947081yuh
>>559947083ok not my problem u r friendless
It's all just one guy btw
>>559946714their culture is amusing enough to appropriate in such a manner. me, personally, i dont do it to cope but maybe others do?
>>559947140Not if you keep showing off your wife
i caught my sister having sex with the family dog when we were 14nerf brand
>>559947140We literally can’t and we need your wife to keep us entertained while the servers are down
I'm the dog.
>>559946910>BASEEEEDDDDDDnigger word btw
>>559947140>flaunting around your wife like thisI know what you are. Get on the cuckchair.
nigger liquid shit general
>>559947376I’d think you’d want to nerf Nasus instead…
>>559946903The fact is even if you were a nigger you wouldn't type like you were "from da hood". You intentionally type like a nigger in an ironic and low effort way to put up a barrier between yourself and anyone you talk to here because you're afraid of showing your genuine self. Tell yourself its a joke but its not very funny is it.
why are two adult men talking to each other like this on a tuesday night?
NIIIIIGGEEEEEEEER!!?I hate NIGGERSkill NIGGERSFuck NIGGERS in the assObliterate NIGGERSBan NIGGERS outta leagueReport NIGGERS to ICEStupid NIGGERS die!League of NIGGERS
>>559947536See you tomorrow!
i is a respectable african american man
>>559947562Why are lulu players so feisty and bratty?
>>559947562????//im literally brown
>>559947297all me btw
i was just pretending to be a nigger
>>559947710sneedra....
>>559947562The few actual brownoids I know here actually type really well
my b im actually a cracker hello lolg buddies
>>559947710Back to the cotton fields nigger.
Since no one actually plays league here and only LARP, no one seems to have realized the servers are down bad
>>559947956dada is being a big meanieeeee :c
it's back
if us black folk had our own server like the koreans we would be the most dominant players in league
>>559947873don't do my man dirty like that, he's white as fuck
>>559948221why does he type like a chimp then?
next your going to tell me its all a discord raidand then ill say take ur meds
>>559947562>>559946714Bratty Lulu player needs correction
>>559948221he sounds like mystery meat
every day the mythic shop rotation for emotes and icons are trash. every day it rotates and every rotation is mostly trash and never the plain emotes you can just buy outright. and dont get me started on hextech chests lately.
>>559948284>pedo discord exposed>they flood the thread with niggerbabble to slide it NOTICING
gulp
>>559947337>>559947413>>559947460Slander! Tali is pure! Absolutely pure! She's just free-spirited is all.
>>559947654zased
kindred mogs all the girls on lolg
>>559948405>niggerbabbleWe don't use words like that here you insensitive prick
I was in a lolg discord like 10 years ago. I was too shy to actually talk to anyone so I left. Such is my cycle of trying to be in anything.Lego legends remove Mel
we got brainnn damage homie i beg u to tryyyy
Its down
>>559948739oh look, someone who actually opened my latest catbox link. based!
Mel is my favorite champ..
>>559948927please post more
>>559948927link?
i want to lick the cum out of your shit hole kindred
>>559948261idk how he types but I know what he sounds like and it ain't brown, let me tell you that
This is why the servers should never go down
:joy_cat:
>>559949170160 year old woman typing this shit at midnight fr fr no cap yeezy
>thread is currently filled with faggots>europeans are postingHmm
LOVE NO THOTTIES
>>559949737newfag
>>559949737https://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/cet
worst posters itt?
petition to spank all lolg sissies
>>559948402cute eyes
sad state of affairs that ranked is down... don't worry though... tomorrow i'm going to be duoing with my quinn friend... he said he missed me when i duo'd with hwei... hehe... broadcasting tomorrow... see how a grandmaster sera plays with a good top laner...
Now that Pobelter broke up with his thick gf, who is our league power couple?
>>559949969discordpedos using the thread as their shitpost dumping ground
>>559949969lyggerlove lyrastrawberry shampooleafhumanity girlrumialucidmarimarblekittyfr wthr frndyuhara dolllymiawhite ren fangirlcheskamarchenpacificavampire loliMAGIC OF FRUITSbeloved miragexilxe
>>559948640free-spirited? Is that what it's called when she does anal with every guy on the rift and in the thread except the one she's married to?She is very free-spirited
>>559950146I'm sure this is massive news for the unemployed but I have no idea who the fuck that is
>>559950146me n my lolg
>>559948640I need to breed Tali
>serasissy support and quinn top laneholy shit what a grim ahh duo, it's like you both are perfect for each other and your only purpose is to ruin other people's games
>>559950174erm he said WORST poster not BEST girl (VALID)
>>559950126does he know you're a chinese guy?
>>559950161TIL I'm in the discord
>>559950174literally who
>>559950228If you don't know who Pobelter is that tells me you have never seen pro league and therefore you are extremely low elo and low iq
>>559950210>>559950308You two are based. Hello nice to meet you. I'm TaliyahCuck
>>559949556
>>559950126>i'm sleeping with 40 men and I play video games praise me lolgLiterally log off and never return
>>559950161nightmare blunt rotation
>>559946714>>559947562this isn't a place to be yourself
>>559948927wasn't your latest catbox just a minecraft picture
>>559950313um... i'm not going to play supp... its going to be an EHC stream... i had to build what the hwei wanted me to... not going to do that now... >>559950351seething incel...>>559950538...? im nice to the high elo community and they find my playstyle and aesthetic unique so they want to duo with me... whats so hard to understand about that...?
>>559950470Why should I care about it? It's just a bunch of Koreans duking it out using strats that no one here can ever hope to pull off and possessing skills that no one here can ever hope to achieve. I prefer focusing on myself and educational content instead
>>559950313quinn top is dogshit and is in the worst state in literal years in this new freak season not to mention quinn has suffred something like 5 back to back nerfs in addition to the new season indirectly raping her
behind every champion is a nerdy loser
>>559950586this is worse
>>559950848>quinn top is dogshit and is in the worst state in literal yearsgood
>>559950498I guessed the cuck part with how much you show her off
>>559950351probably should add him and tell him just in case he's getting hella catfished
I want to grab Yummi and use her like a fleshlight
>>559950848>>559950913umm... you just need a good EHC sera bot who can play weakside so your jungler and mid can snowball top... this is a top lane meta you know...i figured out that strategy remember and i got to 3 LP masters to 347 with him with a 80% ish winrate...
>>559950718You're the fakest nice ever.people are only kind to you because they think you have a vagina
>>559950586Just say you weren't invited
>>559951073nigga anyone can be 347lp master while playing seraphinethat shit is NOT impressive
>>559951286>reusing the same "joke"
>>559951286100+ invites every time you try to get a normal stack going btw
are we back??
>holy shit what a grim ahh duo>nigga anyone can be 347lp master while playing seraphine
im just a sensitive young man /lolg/ why do you gotta be so mean...
>>559950126Seraqueen!!!!
>>559951552damn seraphine is 17 looks like this???ngl the hairline is better than what i expected
>>559951552>ahh
uh oh jackie chan is seething again sad ugly old man
>>559950161I'm way too new to playing with lolg to be in any discords and I don't even want to be in any.
>>559950161literally whos
>>559952004>im not a discordpedo im uh... too new!
Why didn't he listen...
>>559951281What's your point... is it so hard to realize people are lonely...? Did I ever offer anything else than companionship and messaging...? You don't get to dictate away what other people do with their time... they see my plight playing with bad players and they offer to duo with ME... why is this a problem when others duo queue too...? >>559951329Except I'm nearly double that now playing with hwei... would have gotten to gm with Quinn except there was scheduling issues in the weekdays since we both WORK unlike the 600 game spammers who abused it in Jan...
i need to cum
>>559947080Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry
>don't you realize people are lonelysays the whore who is duoing literally everyday
>>559952373pawjobs u while purring
NA vgs doko?
>>559952447stop asking
>>559952423hot
>woe is me I'm so lonely>meanwhile at job everyday>Meanwhile duoing every time play>meanwhile womanbitch you don't know what loneliness looks like
https://soundcloud.com/curseweb/blowflygirl_tracks
>>559952916>at job everydayfor some careers this is the active driver of loneliness. stuff like corp law and IB suck the soul from you
>>559953149>woe is me I choose a really hard job and now I hate it despite all my money
>>559953263100 hour weeks will make anyone miserablegolden handcuffs are real
you bring out the best in me. you bring out the worst in me.
I could not resist and had to make the same scrumptious vegetable rice again. I shall feast and then I shall queue! Where my normalbros at?
syfm.
>>559952408>you're a whore because you work and provid companionship through gaming...Ok...I'm also not the one lonley lol look how much duos I can get...
>>559951409It's not a joke, everyone who joins is having fun, otherwise they wouldn't keep doing it, eh? Drop your ign and you too can be part of greatness
just die already
vagueposting again, are we?
>>559953967>provid companionshipWhich is why it's fake nice and you're a whore.Because it's not real. You're just being "Friends" meanwhile it means nothing. You will not be in their life at the end., You don't give a fuck if they die,. you'll never meet their family,,, you don't provide good for them you just give them the illusion of happiness for a short time "Wah I missed you" "haha lolg look how my duo missed me, not like you platinum shitters you shouldn't even breathe my same air fuck you and die HAHAHAHA"fuck you s17
*holds my lolg just for a while and dies with a smile.*
>>559954258???//
>>559952134I'm a literal nobody I got no spot in whatever cliques this general has. Careful or discord will spook you in your dreams.
>>559954034noone wants to join your faggot ass clique. fuck off
Instead of using lolg as your surrogate tampon go get a husband you disgusting slut. no one don't want to hear about your duoq adventures except for literal cuckholds
drama and erpdrama and erpit's always drama and erp with you people
was lolg always this bad? was i just not paying attention?
>>559954459Then how come we're all playing in vgs twice a week and queuing norms at least that often? You're salty and bitter, I get that, but that's no way to live. Join and have fun or be left behind
in my bombita w a big ass blunt
>>559954713This general fucking sucks so bad now. Noone talks about the game or puts any effort into posting. Its all just ironic shitposting. You can go back in the archive and see it wasn't this bad even a year ago.
>>559954713Servers went down and shitposting ramped up instantly. What no video game does to a mf.
KYS AIDS RIDDEN FAG NOONE ASKED
>>559954713Too many underaged tourists and the older generation left
I'm Wife Beater Peter!Got a wife? I'll beat her...
i am 99% certain the person constantly talking shit about vg players and calling them pedos is also playing in vgswe should put in detective work to find out who it is and rape him to deathquehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHMQMW8WTYk
maybe it was just a lovebomb
uhu...
>>559955176we're investigating not in trialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkzMLgHo2EI would make more sense
pop pop pop another lolg got dropped
>>559955176Honestly that would be pretty funny and I'd applaud their ability to ragebait
>>559955176""""""""vg players""""""""
>>559954852I think if you want to talk about the video game Reddit, and Xitter offer better places to do so. /lolg/ has been increasingly unbearable, especially lately.
>>559950723trvth nvke
>>559949969AzakanaOneHornedGoat(I don't know Nami poster's name)
>>559954713Not quite this bad, but always at least bad.Don't worry about it too much. I for one am still waiting for more Shyv PBE changes that may make her palatable to me, right as I was getting used to her kit on live
>>559956168Tristana sexo
just TURBOHITLERSTOMPED a 3 win streak after losing 12/14 games to drop back to silver 1 50lpwhat a RETARDED TEAMkill score is 42-24 favored for us at 30 minutes but we're down to inhib turrets while they only lost mid outer and bot inner because tahm inted and tryndamere is a NIGGER championimagine being 9-2 tryndamere and losing two duels in a row to a botlaner! sit the fuck down chud.that'll teach riot not to put me in silver ever again.
Tfw you're fed on yuumi
>>559955176im pretty sure its the NA people just being jealous as fuck, when euwvgs started being hosted the thread literally had nothing to say and now since NA has been in a drought people start getting upset... but thats just my opinion...
>>559957331remember when majin couldnt fill a lobby recently
>>559957482proof?
>>559956245True.
>>559908927it doesn't really matter if you'd be good at it, all it matters is if you'd have fun
*falls asleep on my lolg's lap*
>>559958129cute cute CUTE!
>>559908927Why not?
>>559958129petting my lolg while they doze off..
Soraka my cute wife!
knocks u out w a haymaker to the dome
>>559958971need this desu
>>559959298*bounces around the room like a pinball and then lands my fat ass on your face and smothers you to death while im knocked out*
euuughhh
>>559959298need this desu
>>559959315if you're mine you'll get it
>>559959974who is yours...
>>559959230hello Sorak' anon!
>>559960069I haven't seen them online in weeks..
>>559960092Hello, fellow Soraka poster!
>>559960623
>>559960812Oh hell yeah!
who's the king von of lolg
>>559960974
Evens play a different gameOdds try to queue snipe a fellow lolg in ranked
>>559961263
>>5599610342024 called
is there a demotion shield a after you rank back up? i don't want to lose it again as soon as i got back...
>>559961525dat nigga was a demon bruh
first good, tolerable spam in.... i don't know how many months
>>5599615252020*
>>559961774I know a Soraka like this.
lolg i cant stop farting champs for this feel
>>559962147
>>559962201Nice. Saved.>>559962018She is the vampire Goat.
>>559962335Something like that.
im only willing to boost lowbobs if they play yuumi
>>559962147thats how u know friday was lit asf
>>559962414Oh my>>559962243Nice, saved.
Total Soraka Supremacy
>>559963013They fear the Raka
play mor soraka
>>559963378They should.
you said you loved me
give me some motivation to get challenger
I love having a Soraka on my team.
i loved you
>>559964331
>>559964338Nice, saved.
thank you for being patient because i can't be patient with mysef its so cold
leave it to a habitual reprobate to break the spell
>>5599649699gag joke
>>559964969checks out cause these people are probably 35 now
>get one of the very few legendaries i actually wantedBASED BASEDgonna craft this and teemo eventually
oh wow... when my support doesn't first time senna i win the game... when my support first times senna i lose the game...isn't this just forced losses and wins... EOMM...? riot decides when i win and don't purely from champ select and autofills... just pathetic gaming company... this is why i duo btw... just disgusting i grace all these low master freaks and don't even get honors... >>559964331you get to duo with me hehe...
>>559965137delete it
I'm getting +30 -10 LP in high goldbut these games feel legit rigged, like one of my teammates has been paid off to soft int each gameDo I just need to play more ranked and roll the dice more often?
>>559965836Delete Sera!
>>559966163silly cat
but why would you do this
>>559966105it's coinflip season, wait a couple months until these creatures naturally tank their mmr but even then you will run into inactive accountsriot has done irreversible damage to the ranked ladder in the first 2 weeks of this year and now we gonna have to deal with it for the next 12-24 months
>>559966340Watch out for silly cats...
>>559967186thank you for the warning
my e4 sylas got farmed by g2 leblanc wtf
>>559967592basically the same rank
>>559965394The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save me. I'm not here to spread the greatness of the yordle Empire. I'm here because I enjoy this. See, to me, there is no greater pleasure than feeling the warmth of my fist... drenched in gloom
>>559967592both nigg*rlow
>shanks white actor>crocodile white actor>luffy mexicanCrocomomposters in shambles...
>>559968348
>>559969102Don't make me fear you. If you are not my support then YOU ARE NOT ALLY.
>>559969502nice
>>559967186/pet /pet /pet
>>559969669Oh hey! Nice!
Reminder MMR/ELO is a broken system intended for 1v1 games not team games. I deserved to lose LP this game most definitely.
>>559970331Mel mid said I played a useless split push game and never helped the team>highest kda/kp in the game>2 inhibs
euw vgs thursday @ 7PM CET !
>>559970476inhibs are worthless to get unless you are getting 2 of them at the same time past 30 minutes, early inhibs just create more gold and exp for the enemy team and nexus towers respawning makes any chip damage you get in from early inhibs worthless. if someone is calling you useless in the sidelane 99.999999% chance its true
>literal no second que>as soon as room loads in someone is admiting to griefingI think it would be more strange if this WASNT done intentionally, and this all just happens on accident.
>>559972734get a grip, people play normals for fun and to try out new things
I have literally never seen a Jinx lose in Mayhem
Rape
>>559972712>53 death team>I have 3>most kp in the game>present in literally every team fight>ermmm the feeders were right btw xdGood thing I got both inhibs back to back after the 30 minute mark. MMR is not intended for team games.
>>559957630You are right.>>559958293For each role?>ADCAlmost entirely dependant on the support, which is the reason why I moved away despite being my old main lane along with top; you either work together or you both are going to grief the lane. Considering role quests, griefing botlane easily leads to a losing game. Ironically, I have a nice pool of evergreen champs for ADC.>supportI know my priorities straight about sticking with the ADC and providing vision, but I'm bad at expanding the help to other lanes until laning phase is over and we can swap bot and mid. Basically I exist only in botlane. My pool is mostly (tank) engagers there.>toplaneLane is all about wave management and matchups, and follows the same griefing reasoning of botlane. Also there is a high chance you don't get to play if the enemy top has much better wave macro, or if you are weak in the matchup, they freeze and now you sit there watching them have fun for 10 minutes. My toplane pool is alright but the way I play the lane doesn't match teamplay much, most champs I like are toplaners though.>jungleRefer to this >>559914475. Also in jungle all it takes is 1 invade to make me tilt, if I see the enemy jungler/team living in my jungle I go crazy.
I carried just as much if not more than the emerald mid laner of mine.Im tired of pretending higher ranked people are better than me at the game. theyre not.
>>559934772>How's this thumbnail so far?I am that anon, and I just woke up not too long ago. It looks good!
>>559974167Bronze->Masters the only difference is luck of the draw. Anyone who says otherwise is larping or refuses to admit they get lucky.
>>559970331How anyone could look at this scoreline and unironically type this response >>559972712Is hilarious. This entire thread is just full of larpers isnt it>>559974126Yeah i pretty much just stop playing if I get invaded for free cause my team is tunneling their lanes
having better micro to best your opponent in a 1v1 duel [ ]picking the newest released champ in League of Legends(tm) [X]https://streamable.com/kcxd9k
>>559975362he's right about popping one inhib. It gives the team that lost it a chance to farm more gold provided they use that opportunity as such.>>559974126it's infuriating how many times supports will get themselves killed, grief the lane, and then generally force me to concede t1 because they think I was the problem. it's painfully obvious how many of them operate with locked camera and generally don't look at the map with the way they play
>>559965740we play the same role
>>55997681768-71, are you gold bychance cutie?
>>559974167>Normal (Draft Pick)Now buy an emerald account and play on it, it will derank. You can repeat this experiment infinite times, you will never climb on it. No, you're not cursed or unlucky, the games someone that's not as mentally deranged as you (levelling 2 accounts to 30 a month because you're incapable of not getting banned for typing in a videogame chat while you're genuinely seething over the fact you're losing NORMAL GAMES and everyone else is having fun and playing with their friends).
>>559977062>>559965740
>>559973737yeah i dont give a shit about numbers, 30 kill graves jungle can swear up and down he was playing the game and his team was shit but then you rewatch the game and hes a useless gold vacuum while the enemy jungle is genuinely playing a team game for his team. the vod will confirm this and thats why you are just going to insult me and fuck off
>>559976561>>559973737Which anons follow up states isnt the case. So again, is this entire thread just full of ragebaiting larpers lmao. How could ANYONE look at the screenshot and agree the top laner is to blame they'd have to be functionally retarded
https://x.com/RiotPhroxzon/status/2031605723172659310?s=20
>>559977335wow buffing support lux!
>>559977098>everyone else is having fun and playing with their friends).these people created him. and hes right about the game being shit because of them. who is really in the wrong?
>>559977335>ahri nerf
I just found out that C9 Sneaky full on made an OnlyFans and sells nudes.Curious how these "haha it's just a joke XD" gaymer types like him and Finnster go the full mile...
vayne, blitz, cait/vi, ww
>>559977762hasnt he been doing this shit for like 10 years at this point? and yeah its obvious this game is tranny fuel/bait just look at this fucking general. ive seen just as many "femboy" names as chink names this season, its disgusting
>>559977121>more damage than the mid laner>more kp>somehow useless in the side laneThinking isnt your strong suit is it anon? I was shen and present in literally every fight. Its okay to admit that MMR is a bad system in league, it was designed for 1v1 games.>gained lp in pic relateds game where I was intentionally running it downYoud have to be retarded to still support MMR in 2026.>>559977098Not true I bought an Emerald 4 account and its currently Emerald 1 on it i just dont play it cause I didnt earn the rank. Ranked is 90% luck for the average player that isnt on the level of GM/Chall/Pros. Which literally EVERYONE knows because no one who is in those ranks sees any real difference in skill between anything below Masters.
>>559977762He opened his patreon and started selling nudes on it like 10 years ago how are you just finding out now
>>559977935this is why i play with the names of player's igns into champs, chances are the igns are annoying more than anything funny
MY TEAM SILVERSHIS TEAM PLATS AND AN EMERALD ADC THAT ROTATES FOR FIRST SCUTTLE WHEN MF IS THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY HAS PRIO.GG
>>559977958i dont support the mmr system and my arguement isnt for it, my argument is you are calling your teammates useless niggers but you are more than likely also a stupid nigger. this can be confirmed with video evidence that only you have access to currently, so any "debate" past this is just a waste of time without it. stupid nigger
>>559977958you don't think I'd be able to tell if someone was you or any random emerald player from 2 minutes of gameplay?
never forget this is the game that exposed NA
>>559977959>>559977935>like 10 yearsI thought it was just pinup cosplay shit and not cock out lingerie e-whore "cosplays".
I'm getting +17 -23 in E4. How do I get a new account with high MMR so I can try climbing to diamond?
>>559977335>ahri nerffinally!!! :Dstupid dumb fucking fox. fake skill champion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWsU_GgsSbM
>>559978371another banger from another lowelo schizophrenic shitter
opt me out of 4 stacks pleasethat is shit is awk af
does it really matter if 2 tankoid toplaners that are herbivore farming both burn their summs in the laning phase? drew lewin is a fucking moron
>>559977335>that buff to Azir>THAT buff to Xerath's QMidlane will be unplayable.
>>559977762what the fuck I just checked on simpcity and jesus fuck he went full gay
>>559977335>Q Ap ratio 90 -> 140%This shit has to be fake
>streak of 60% win rate in last 20 games>streak of 40-35% win rate in last 20 games>repeat several timesAmazing.
>>559978289Your MMR is lower than your visual rank, so you just need to keep playing. You can still climb with those ratios too. It's also crazy, because you need to get through Emerald first, which is elo hell.
>>559978371i don't think there will be even one human-being who will sit through and watch this dogshit. this dude really decided to make a movie length youtube video about why he is so shit and can't climb.
>>559978371this is seriously scary stuff riot will never be forgiven for doing this
>>559978371>you get more lp for an "unexpected win">its unexpected because your team was an autofilled tranny premade"matchmaking cant know, its impossible" thats literally all it does lol, is know the stats of every player and every champ and which team is favored before they even get in game. "but what about trolling and afks and things it cant predict" its a blip, just gotta rig the next couple of games even harder
>>559978371explains the dead feeling in every match
>>559978646this is why i play ranked sometimes
>>559979235nope thats just a antisemetic conspiracy theory
>>559978371the game is just dog shit so you notice the same dog shit players over and over again
>>559978371>2 hoursnot watching that
quick, you're hired by Riot to make Skarner finally popular, how do you redesign him?
Remove the mmr LP system and just make every win +25 lp and every loss -25 lp
good morning
>>559977335>Q AP ratio by 60% for Xerath + 35% + 100 base damage late on W>Q AP ratio by 20% for Azir + decent buffs to W???????? typos?
>>559979890Make him generic ai generated sexy girl like Kai'Sa,MF,Ahri etc. with a scorpion tailAlso give her referances to current flavor of the month anime/kpop media in her emotes or/and voice lines
700TH account gone down the drain because I have to ask a bronze player to "PRESS ANYTHING ON YOUR KEYBOARD YOU STUPID NI GGER"sucks man.
>>559979890I turn all his voice lines into talking about his desire to lick everyone else's feet and give him a tongue that interacts with exposed footsies
>>559978371>suspicious hiring of psychology analysts in Riot>suspicious streaks of games win or loss>suspicious players pattern across multiple games>hidden MMR that doesn't reflect visual rankThe video does nothing but explain in detail what doesn't work with the matchmaking.>"But but then why some players can reach Challenger on multiple roles and seasons? xd"Some players have clear streamer benefits, they are literally allowed to ask Riot for accounts to play on and do you think those accounts are not tinkered with? And congratulation with the logic, everyone can be top 0,50% right?
>>559980354if you try playing purposefully really bad your account is going to get placed in a real bad rank and maybe you find your home there! no worries!
>>559978371Who asked for this in games though?
>>559980535Money.
>>559980535Me.I wanted this.
>>559980474streamer benefits, lol
>>559911075Till you get chicken cheesed lv 1 and you red buff smited vs a jungler that can stat check you lv 1 and 2. Then they spend the whole game following you around making sure you homeless and if no winning or lanes with prority expect to be down 100 cs and 5 deaths.
>>559978371>If you're a toxic player, and report frequently you're going to get matched with other toxic players>If you're a positive player, you're going to get matched with other positive players>If you honour people, or get honoured frequently, you're going to get on the team with other highly honourable peopleBig if true, and just confirms that you should mute all every game, and always be positive. My ADHD doesn't let me go over an heure though, even at 2x speed because they talk too slow...>>559979037>this dude really decided to make a movie length youtube video about why he is so shit and can't climb.EOMM is just a bad coping tool for bad players sadly.
What should I queue to get jungle consistently? I've been autofilled more times in the last 10 days than I've been in 2 years of being a jungle main. I queue jgl/mid
>>559980996none of those things are happening btw
>>559914272>Jungle camps are pointless Doesnt play nidalee taliyah or zyra ap champs with range to control the wave and farms camps kek
>>559978371this all started in 2018, it got refined in 2022, it is now absurdly blatant. the only people that get mad when you bring it up are lost in the matrix with too much ego to just walk out
>>559981336elo*
>>559980996>Big if trueUnfortunately it isn't and /mute all somehow lowers your honor, how do I know? I had to go /mute all because of bad streaks and it's the only time my honor level goes from 5 to 4. Another anecdotal thing about honor, is that the higher your level is the lower your teams' level is, because you are considered a 'mentor' for the system. No confirmation but I remember reading some anons saying they would get better teams at honor 4 than honor 5.>and always be positiveI enter every game with a positive attitude and average players' behavior would never improve as in getting better teams. Placebo.>EOMM is just a bad coping tool for bad players sadly.I'll keep calling you delusional on this.
finally time to play some more nami adc
>>559981809
>>559981735low iq low elo
okay but how does my 0/6/8 nami in a 32 kill game qualify for an s rank
>>559977335>skarner manacost buffdo they want him back in toplane?
>>559982042Tarzaned got to challanger multiple times despite being a 90 iq ape though?
>>559981809get banned.
re: Xerath buffs
mid primary nowcringe niggot jg again in this next lobby gay fag fuck bitch
>>559978371Tldr: There's a social credit system built in the game and if you are a good boy and honor players, you are more likely to be put with good teammates in future matches.
>>559982860that would imply an infinite loop where you get shitters honor no one get more shitters honor no one etc
>>559982909Well, that's been happening to me so maybe I should change tactics.
>>559981735>/mute all somehow lowers your honor, how do I know? I had to go /mute all because of bad streaks and it's the only time my honor level goes from 5 to 4That's weird - I've been /mute all for a year now, and haven't dropped to 4 ever. I think I also got honour 5 after reaching level 20 or something on my alt account too. >I'll keep calling you delusional on this.It's dumb to shift blame on other things, when I can focus on my responsibility as a player to git gud, and control as much as I can to help win the video game for my team. It also helps to detach everything - emotions especially. You're not your rank, the wins, or losses, or the LP you lose or gain. This is how I continue to always play 4fun. I think it's better to take radical responsibility, than trying to blame anyone else, or the game.
support shitters r not even bothering to play w/ my nami adc and go 0/5 despite me putting in effort and getting good scores. might have to put lp on the line and take this to ranked.>>559983000same for me actually
+16 -24 :DDDDD
>>559983082>support shitters r not even bothering to play w/ my nami adclil nigger why do you shit your pants and complain people are calling you stinky?
>>559983131play. the. fucking. game.
>>559983169>stinky shitter telling me to just sniff his airfuck you lil nigger
>First game of Summoners Rift since I quit League months ago>Get matched against a no life Yone >Second game, get the exact same team>First thing the tranny playing Gwen does is talk about gooningNo wonder I left this shit for Dota.
grrrr im a little support faggot whats that a pick i dont recognize? im going to low effort im going to not try oh no im 0/5. huh the pick i dont recognize got kills solo? its their fault im worth nothing its them its them its them i know what ill do ill throw midgame ill throw lategame ill just run it down thatll show them for picking something i dont know grrrrrr n word n word n word
Anyone want to do a norm or two on EUW? Ganymede#star
Earlybabs...>>559983410>>559983410>>559983410
>>559983371no
>>559982562pretty funny that even with such a bonkers change we cant tell if its a joke or serious because the balance team is perma on one
>>559983371why do you even wipe your friendlist nigga? You wouldn`t have to look for players constantly if you didn`t
>>559983578>>559902932>>559903406
>>559983678i'm neither of them, i`m just asking
>>559983726I understand and I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just quoting those two because I answered the same question yesterday. I haven't done that in months.
how the fuck are there yasuo players that legit go 0-2 then fucking beg their daddy malphite to wipe their ass then fucking bm haha wha ta fucking nigger that guy was
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM
>>559977335TY PHREAK OLAF NEEDS MORE BUFFS BTW! HOW ABOUT A CHAMPION SIZE BUFF THAT WOULD BE NICE! ^_^
>>559989763fat retard quit the game
>>559978371easy to conclude its a random schizo slop video the moment "eomm" is brought up, league was out for 15 years and no one mentioned it once, only made its way here from marvel rivals