Imoen edition.>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer role playing games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Might and Magic, Necromancer's Tale, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious>>559835734>Thread QuestionWho will be the next Bioware?
>>559937294>Who will be the next Bioware?Larian
Thank you for putting Dark Heresy back in the Owlcat General OP
>>559937294>Imoen edition.I didn't think it would be possible for a mortal to be this based
>>559937440as in putting out great games that defined a generation before slowly declining all the way to the trainwrecks that Andromeda and Veilguard were?
Will the Witcher 4 feature a forced sex scene where Ciri has sex with a man?
So you choose a stance, which is generally tank, damage, and utility. Then you choose a weapon, of which there seems to be about a dozen, and weapon determines a lot of abilities and range. So you have a good number of combinations there. I think I will be a utility stance fencer.>>559937302Greedfall 2
>>559937963We don't care about that here because we're men and men only play games with male protagonists because the alternative would be trans-coded
>>559937294>Who will be the next Bioware?Owlcat is pretty closely following the track of pre-EA bioware, but with less acclaim. Larian now has the acclaim but has a totally different publishing history. Plus it doesn't seem like Larian is veering off into Action games.
>>559937294>Owlcat shill thread
>>559938358Larian is like 500+ employees now and they're also developing a space game (unconfirmed genre), I wouldn't be so quick to think they're immune to the same pitfalls and greed that eventually killed Bioware
>>559938876>talking about the most popular crpgs is shilling
>>559939225ignore the schizo bitch he edited a ban picture to play the victim
Facing and elevation damage bonuses, that's nice. Really liking it so far.One thing I'm already wishing for though is when you mouse over a keyword, a text box tells you more. I have to guess/assume what stuff like Possession and Scourge and other status/keywords mean until I encounter them. bg3 was so good about this that it spoiled us.
>tossing Slow and Phantasmal Killer into a brew to create off-brand WeirdMagic Deceiver is kinda based
>>559939816Also consider Hold "Person" and Baleful Polymorph.
Why does rtwp set off a primal schizophrenic rage in some peoplePeople are never normal about just not preferring it
5this is bait btw
[True Neutral] I don't care about rtwp or tb as long as the game is good
>>559941867(Good) I don't like you. Die!
The Dryads challenged me to a frog dodging contest. I don't know what to expect of this game anymore.
>>559941014Already had that too to get ready for the Ivory Sanctum
>>559942432>human nenio shiggy diggy
>>559942984>Master Shapeshifter>not a furfagsorry m8
>>559942432I moreso meant Slow and either HP or BP.
>>559943781Got both of those too
>>559942432>all-female partybased
>>559943252You dont need the 4 dex to land rays consistently albeit
>>559944176Good thing I respecced her to a straight Vivisectionist then
>>559944383*vomits*
>>559939508kys subhuman tranny abomination
>>559937294Imoen Romance mod is mandatory
The Calling?! Here too!?
>>559944176But the bonus HP, +2 to all saves and all Intelligence related DC's and other numbers is really good.Also Nenio's human form is plenty of hot and whoever made her a furry should dive into cold embrace of mediterranean sea.
Anons please post Valerie portraits, finally gonna play kingmaker.
>>559947458
>>559947610My Joan of Arc
>>559947738Those thighs...yum.
>>559947179>Also Nenio's human form is plenty of hot and whoever made her a furry should dive into cold embrace of mediterranean sea.It's liderally the opposite tho
>>559947738farmer POV
>>559948617
>>559947458What's wrong with her original portrait?
Wife
Why are there two of these generals up
>>559949073nothing, I just wanna see a better portrait that's all.
>>559950096luv are cam
>>559937929It's not THAT bad. Gets more fun when you unlock the team combos.
>4 threads
>>559950275The other one is just some schizo talking to themself
Kinetic Sharpshooter Unfair playthrough was (tragically) abandoned. I forgot most Demons have Fire resistance and without Ascended Element act 1 is just impossible my guy was uselessI'm trying again with a Bloodrager Primalist (with a Scaled Monk dip to start)
>>559953723>act 1 is just impossible my guy was uselessYou're exaggerating, most enemies are cultists. Yeah a couple of them are Tieflings so they have those elemental resistances, but still, fire Kineticists are still good.
aw the other thread got deleted
>>559954565sis is absolutely losing her mind over some indie game titles lmoa
>>559954474I just don't see any feasible way I could drag that character through the Grey Garrison on Unfair. Maybe if I respecced him to Earth or Water blasts instead but until Ascended Element it just wasn't worth it
>>559954565inb4 the schizo bitch crying about power tripping jannies even though you don't create another thread an hour after one already exists
If Yrliet won't willingly spread her legs then I will force her to do so.
>>559954565Why was the other thread even made?
Greedfall 2's combat is like some janky DAO clone. It feels kind of weird.
>>559953723You can literally just use your crossbow normally whenever you face enemies with resists
>>559955862Greedfall was a janky Bioware knockoff so I'm not surprised to hear that
who has the strongest ball stank in all of crpgs
>>559956028it's too much suffering, he's dead
>>559956110Baric from Tyranny. He literally cant wash and is covered in his own shit and piss canonically speaking
>>559956110Oghren
Why do we have a schizo making multiple threads? Is it because this thread put owlcat back in the OP?
>>559955363>You cannot force me, Elantach
>>559942210Is there a way to separate yourself from the party or make them wait so I can use sneak without them following? I'm in Rozafir and am trying to see if the shopkeeper is dealing licech but the guard never goes to sleep.
The other thread was better...
My courier's story ends with staying in Zion Canyon and making babies with Waking Cloud, as well as taking care of her existing children. She tells you that you would be happier if you stayed there, that was my invitation.
>>559958382Never mind I just figured it out. Gotta use Form Up first then sneak.
Why are you not playing banquet for fools
What happened? Why are we so dead all of a sudden?
>>559961461The schizo that talks to himself non-stop got banned for spamming multiple threads.
>>559958171Please consult the following dialogue exchange
>>559958171I'm sorry, I'm posting in /bgg/ tonight. I generally post a lot so the general is a bit dead when I'm not active.
>>559960338Busy with other stuff and the combat looks exhausting to get into and I really just want to chillplay rn
>>559957727the schizo bitch is absolutely mindbroken by people discussing owlcat games for some reason
>>559960338I have too many crpgs I need to beat first
>>559962029That wasn't forcing, she agreed willingly because it made senseYou still get the ending where she works alongside you for fifty years before amicably parting ways. Evidently she's happy as your pet.
>>559964482She only willingly spreads her legs for you if you force her into slavery?
Any anons want to play Corepunk with me? On EU servers (NA is dead). Early access game but unironically quite fun/engaging (have a capped toon on the NA servers, looking to move to EU).Isometric MMO with a good mix of Pve and Pvp. I'm PST time so either be a Yuro neet or an employed borgir
>>559965282Yep and she thrives as my slave. Her ending slides are much happier than the "romance" ending slides.
>>559939508>>559953195>>559954995>>559957727>>559961683>>559962743>muh schizo like says >>559961461this thread is basically dead and you're barely keeping it barely alive
Dave Matthews Band: The CRPG
Tame Impala: solo CRPG
Expeditions: Phish Roadie
>>559965831RT will always be crpg you schizo bitch
I kiss Camellia
So my romance options are a redhead noblewoman and some ugly back chick with tattoos on her face.
>>559960338It's on my to do list, but I played Greedfall for a few hours and now I'm playing the swtor update that also came out today. This has been a busy week for crpg.
Its crazy how much Rogue Trader being popular and selling millions mindbroke you.
Thread wars are always so fucking stupid and embarrassing that I have to assume it's just some schizo arguing with himself
>>559967143I still need to finish Rome. I think I left off in Egypt and got distracted by other games. Also the tomboy is the best girl.
>>559967320grim
>>559967450There's a decent looking blonde chick but she's not a romance option. There's also a decent looking blonde warrior woman you get as one of your first companions who you can flirt with but she fucking dies after the prologue.
How finished is greedfall 2? From what I saw of the early access it was looking rough but half the reviews are just seething about rtwp.
>>559967632sounds very late-era Bioware
>>559967361
>>559967320what's a back chick
>>559967686It's classic Spiders jank. Some of the vistas look okay but apart from that nothing is going to wow you visually. As for the combat it does it's job, but it is a bit janky sometimes.
>>559968021Anon is a fan of sir mix a lot
HELLO?
>>559962029Huh? When does that happen? If her spirit stone is broken you have to have romanced her though.
>>559962029>only happens if you romanced her >no, she still won't fuck youlol lmao
The year is 2060Owlcat's 20th 40k game is out/crpgg/ is still melting down about Yrliet
How much longer until dark heresy?
>>559975191This year maybe, or the beginging of the next one
Owlkeks, reveal Aspyce gf this instant!
1 more day until solasta 2
>>559975169Generations have grown up seething about her, having never played her game (they don't see the point)
>>559974781Right after the stone-breaking incident. You do have to be in a romance, but as usual you can drive it over a cliff if you want to. You have a few options>We'll find a way to replace your stone, no matter what. I'll always look after you, Yrliet>The way I see it, you have no choice but to be my pet after all.>LOL you didn't seriously think I cared about you? Lmao get out of my sight, traitor
>>559976628Ooof RIP those last two are brutal. That's like stabbing Marzipan during his branding scene.
>solasta 2 I know what you are.
I hate carnivorous crystals so fucking much
Googled my first quest out of frustration. >this fag kidnapped a dryad>confronted him about it>he denied everything>tried to investigate further>tailed him>tried to ask other guards and the mareshal>tried to ask the townfolk>turns out the solution is to unceremoniously beat the shit out of him and he drops the quest itemAn unsatisfying conclusion. I think I'll just leave the quests incomplete from now on.
>Solasta*sound of paint drying*
epiones is cute
>>559976894>>559976628>>559974781
>>559976338Do we know what classes/races are in?
>>559976338Shan't give them money until release.
>>559984295Why would you do that? Yeah she's annoying but how do people manage to be mean to pixels?
>>559984549Just fighter. You have to pay for every 5 levels of the others.
>>559985092I think there should be a major chaos penalty for abruptly switching course this way. If you've been babying a character all along then suddenly go "I don't like you, die!" there should be gameplay consequences.
>>559981561Too used to entire towns turning hostile if you so much as sneeze in an NPC's direction. Having to attack someone at random without prompt is unintuitive.
>>559985171You're asking too much from Owlcat but agreed.
>>559984295A lesson for all children of asuryan. Never trust a mon-keigh.
>>559984060She told me to tell you that she thinks you're cute too.
>>559986868perhaps we were too harsh on the RT waifus
>>559987026I would pick Epione over all of them>Human>Non-mutant>Virgin>HelpfulAs for the scars, you don't even notice those after a little while.
>>559987158>I would pick Epione over all of thembait used to mean something
>>559985390I guess. The towns do turn hostile if you attack one of their own, but there's a witness system and there wasn't anybody near his post.My desire to resolve this through dialogue came from espirit de corps, since he's also a member of the guard..
>>559987026>CassiaLiterally perfect>JaeHer portait nuked her, otherwise standard pirate princess romance>YrlietNuked by her personality. Had they either made it a friendship route, or toned down the racism and let you hold hands, she'd have been fine.>KibellahLiterally perfectDH looks bleak in comparison
>>559987964It will be nice to not have waifus eat up this much of the roster.
Lohse's romance is better written than Sebille's
>>559989286>narrated
>>559989320>by a man
>>559989286How long the PC's nipples?
>>559989320Well how else would you communicate what's happening
>>559937294Don't fuck your sister.
>>559990349She's not exactly your sisterAnd there's nothing wrong with fucking her so long as you don't get her pregnantPlus you've probably fucked her alright, since you and her at the only same-aged male/female pair in Candlekeep. I mean why wouldn't you, it's not like you lived in the same house. She lived in the inn.
Swen's new game should have a sister incest route.
Swen's new game should implement the cut gnoll breeding sow ending from BG3.
>>559990583Damn it, CHARNAME, you're supposed to be studying.
>>559990583Come to think about it. Did Gorion know Imoen was also a Bhaalspawn?
Clever girl
>>559992178I vaguely recall that he did, and he kept an eye on her even though it was mainly Winthrop the Innkeeper raising her.
>>559992270Unfortunately for you, I too am bullshit
>>559992178>>559992318The reveal that Imoen is a Baahlspawn happens in 2, so there is no reference to it in 1 and what Gorion knew.
>>559992178The only way to be sure is to replay the entire game again, anon. Good luck.
>>559990583Anon I hate to break it to you but just because you're the only two horny teenagers somewhere doesn't mean you end up fucking.
>>559992497I'm currently on my 4th playthrough of BG3. Can't wait to be burned out and quit at the end of act 2 again
>>559992832Act 3 is such a travesty. The game was doing so well up to that point.
>>559992832BG what? We're talking about Gorion and the Bhaalspawn.
My tiny, oddly brooklyn accented globe dwelling friendwife.
>>559992178I think you can interpret it like he knew, since Imoen was also brought in like you were, just some time laterBut iirc they only decided to make her a Bhaalspawn in BG2, so make of it what you will
I feel like I don't like crpgs, I just like a handful of games that happen to be crpgs
>>559995031that's not that unusual, is it? a vast majority of any genre will probably be shit.
>>559995031Playing a handful of games puts you above most people here at least
I play crpgs with guides cause I hate missables.
>>559995031The world is not ready for this.
>>559995031I like any rpg with create a character and talking.
more crpgs should have snes/gba fire emblem style A/B routes with unique characters, areas items and quests on each route for replayability
>>559995407NTA, but I do sometimes wonder how many and/or which CRPGs people here have actually played.I'd reckon most here have played 3-6, and based on what anons tend to post, it's a pretty even three-way split between anons who've mostly played older (before PoE/D:OS) CRPGs, anons who've mostly played newer (after PoE/D:OS) CRPGs, and anons who've played a mixture of both.
>>559996676too hard to make
>>559996676act 2 in the witcher 2 is completely different depending on your choices in act 1
>>559996676Gothic and Risen are great at this.
>>560001567>medieval fantasy i.e. poor hygiene>camping on the road more often than nothairy and stinks, hard pass, simps are again proven retarded
>>560001748elves don't sweat or have body hair
>>560002032she's only half
>>560001567
>>560002139the good half
>>560001748There are very simple magic cantrips to get rid of pussy stank.
>>560002172if valerie didn't talk about that one merc, she'd be on the same level of camellia
>>560002139She is disgusted by that old Owlcat elf I forgot the name of, because he has a beard, saying that an elf with hair is absurd. Therefore, Camellia is smooth
>>560002573she might try to be, but 4-5 days on the road and she'll have armpit stubble
>>560002858
>>560002913simps hate to be confronted with the physical realities of their waifu in a non-modern setting
>supposed to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet.>can have anyone she wants>settles down to get plapped by some random smelly farmerMake it make sense.
>>560003047I'd love to cuddle naked with Cam and have our pubes intertwine
>>560003047You are either fuckin stupid or just a troll. In any case, this exchange is over. And it's been too long already.
>>560003083>most beautiful women on the planet.lol
>>560003083just because she's pretty doesn't make her vain retarded bitchit's rare but it happenslike, a friend i knew in college was banging a straight up 10/10 chick who had no friends and no real relationships because she was the type of pretty no one could approach, bitches because they cannot compete or sabotage and men because there is no way in hell she'd choose themturns out they're ripe for the taking if you can get them because they're so devoid of relationships they latch on to the first person who gives them attention and commitmentkinda sad, honestly
>>560003307your words are wasted on those wretches, anon.
>>560003307>vain retarded bitchbut valerie is that
cam is the laezel of rpgs
>>560003680NTA but Valerie is a different kind of vainValerie is vain the "Augh, I HATE being beautiful, but I also HATE not being beautiful" way, not in the "I'm beautiful and therefore I deserve everything" way
The Valerie seething years later really is an incel thing
>>560003307>turns out they're ripe for the taking if you can get them because they're so devoid of relationships they latch on to the first person who gives them attention and commitmentWish I knew this when I was younger. It's over now
>>560003981Still vanity. I miss the male ATTENTION
>>560004196I never said she wasn't vain, just that she's a different flavour of vanity
>>560003083Wasn't that ending where she failed at everything so gave up? The farmer is not a prize
>>560002913
>>560004325These retards legitimately don't care about anything other than getting a slide that says they made baby
>>560004181she was in her early twentiesyou still have time
>>560003083Average Slavic couple etc etc.
>>560005030i am convinced slavic women are genetically predisposed to being obedient to men who occasionally backhand pimp slap them
>>560005136reminds me of that clip where a couple beat each other bloody in an elevator and than come back the next day together to clean the blood of the wall
>>560005136that's all women, slavic ones are more predisposed to get shat on by gulf arab trillionaires
>>560004760>she was in her early twentiesI'm not
>>560005869Don't worry. As long as you have the money and looks of DiCaprio you're going to be all right.
just fuck the tiefling twins, stop going for Valerie
>>560006159What happens when you impregnate both of the twins as an aasimar?
>>560005136well it's not a genetic predisposition if you have to beat it into them RETARD
>>560006159I'll fuck the twins and then settle down with Valerie
>>560006478women can leave any time they want or ruin their lives by claiming abuse, anon
where are the kingmaker companions in wrath?
>>560006896Minding their business in another country, dummy except one
incel /crpgg/
>mage lavellan using nature magic to do bondage with CullenMmf...
>>560008001This apple makes me deeply uncomfortable. Please never post this again.
>>559985092She had a chance to spread her legs but chose not so now she has to face the consequences. The Rogue Trader will not be denied.
its always rape rape rape with you people
yrlietards think they can rape her hahaa
If you love someone you wouldn't find pleasure out of abusing them.
All men need sex, she shouldn't have denied you that
You don't need sex. If she hates you afterwards don't be surprised.
moids will get multiple female LIs who are open and happy to have sex with him and be like no i want to rape the asexual one
I am your xenos pet, mon-keigh!
I don't think men are capable of loving Yrliet because they view women as sex objects. Yrliet has a deeper bond with FemTrader because of this. Same with Leliana.
foids
Gay men are the only men capable of falling in love tbdesu
>>560008304>>560008324>>560008423>>560008516>>560008634>>560008770>>560008816>>560008906>>560009068What causes this level of autism?
>i want sex>romance the girl who wants sex?>let me seethe for years about the one asexual option i pursue not having sex with meRape-coded
Its only cause shes a elf. Thank god Larry is the only elf in DH.
>>560008001Juicy.
>add female eldar>can't have sex with herFuck you Owlcat, you deserve to suffer for this
>>560009042That's not the lesson Twilight. Twilight is just a teen romantic fantasy.Vampires, as a creature in general, are a warning about jews.
crpgs? sawyer?
bloodlines 2 is actually pretty good
God I love shitposting in /crpgg/ so much bros...
>>560010194
>>560009780It’s okay. And not much of an RPG regardless.
>>560009423>speak with eldar female for <0.1 picoseconds>all desire evaporates>return to knife wife
I think a lil human cock would do Yrliet good, would make her less insufferable
>>560006575*beats you when you reach for the phone*
>>560010596why doesn't the rt just rape yrliet into total submission? is he stupid?
>>560010770Mindbreak by cock is one hell of a powerful weapon but GW doesn't allow it
/crpgg/ is not for you to talk about your porn addiction
>>5600102814chan would definitely be considered scrap-code
https://imgur.com/a/raszard-autism-r0o4Pr0
>>560011051please stop talking about this dickless faggot and his putrid """""art""""". let him fall eternally into obscurity
>>560011051
Yrliet can be cute and adorable sometimes
>>560011168who
>>560010596>bestiality will fix a womanThe state
>>560011354I am willing to break the human taboo of having sex with an alien animal if she is willing to.
>>560010820She thinks about it a lot.
>>560011567These claims make you inch spiritually closer to Raszard I hope you are aware of this
>>560011226Like a dog running around the vacuum cleaner.
36 charisma btw
>>560012192I mean she has been bullshitting hundreds of kingdoms to an hero.
Should nobility be dignified in Computer Role Playing Games?
>>560012192Glamour is a hell of a drug
>>560008001I'm still upset there's no Bethany porn except that one animated video
>>560012376
>>560002172Find it odd that the only two straight women in both pathfinder games are both mentally ill
>>559987158Same, save for Jae. She's yet to be beaten cnsidering you can't romance incendia
>>560012627Monteg can solo a Night Sissy
>>560012768Valerie is just dumb
>>560012912Actually (You) are dumb
>>559984060>>559987158My current issue with Epione is that I like how she looks in her portrait art significantly more than how she looks everywhere else.
>iron bvll's cock is so huge it made dorian do magic in the bedroom>sera jokes about how your pussy/asshole is loose from sex with bvll>all the advisors make fun of your loose holeIs this supposed to be better than Taash
>>560012627Indeed the most important part about being a follower of Chaos is properly decorating your gear.
feeling Camellia tacos in camp
>game gives you the option to flirt with her only for her to no way fag you because she's straightEvil move by the devs.
>>>/v/734748507For those who want to discuss Yrliet's vaginal occupation instead of video games.
>>560013282feeling or feeding?
>>560012192Dnd stat scaling is weird.Like 25 stat is the limit for what a human can reach, what's 36 then?
>>560013418when?
>>560013321>let me just take a shit on this actual piece of artwork
>>560013523Only option as a foid is the gladiator chick (who is bi anyway). Cleopatra and the tomboy are both straight.
>>560013418cope, seethe, and dilate troon>>560013619you are the titty fuck meat though???
>>560013523Dragon Age InquisitionIn DAO you didn't have the option to flirt with Alistair or Morrigan as the same gender. The game flagged you as that gender and removed the flirt options completely. In Inquisition (the only other game with monosexual characters) Cassandra has to take you aside in a cutscene and ask you to stop flirting with her because she only likes men.
Time for a dwarf commoner rogue playthrough for dragon age, haven't played in a long time
>>560013091
>>560012749me looking at waifutards
>>560012665Bethany a best and cute. It's a shame mage Hawke gets stuck with shitty Carver instead.
>>560013519>Charisma 32-33 (Great wyrm gold dragon)
>>560013853https://youtube.com/watch?v=rr8-5Fn_6XY
>>560013091Same writer as Trash and no. Bull and his trans buddy made the writer turn gayer>>560013740Its a good origin just short
didn't expect to randomly see Imoen mentioned. But I just want to take a second to remind people here who the queen is
>Domin
>>560013998Incredibly based and bull-pilled
>>560014113>didn't expect to see this beloved character that gets mentioned nearly every thread from one of the most popular games ever made in the genre
>>560013952Just play Rogue and turn the game into Ninja Gaiden
>>560014113That's not Jaheira
>>560014262I was just browsing the catalogue, I usually only visit for the deadlock general
>>560014113viconia better
Camellia has small tits
>>560013091This feels like bait, but he’s for size play with a dwarf girl. That’s exactly what you want.
>>560014626untrue she's clearly at least a DD
>>560014626enough to motorboat
it's so funny watching female streamers play CRPGs and not have a clue what they're doing lol
Big tits get in the way when you're murdering
>>560014120Why do they only use their faces for the model when the actress is ugly?
iron bull is revolting
>>560014986I love watching female streamers giggle and get embarrassed when they're reading the romance stuff, one streamer blushed and got really red when reading Heinrix's romance scene. Very cute!
>>560015360cute
>>560014986>watch woman play wotr>says she can't believe Lann has only 9 Charisma because he's "so funny" and "so cool"
Wait, Greedfall 2 is out, is it good?
>>560015360
>>560014395I just finished SoA and holy shit is Jaherira’s romance LOONNNNG. I was more or less completionist with everything in the game but a few companion quests and I still had to just leave the game running while I did nothing to get the last few lovetalks to trigger before running after Irenicus. It is nice how well integrated it is with her companion quest though.
>>560015360>>560015965prove to me this is crpg related
>>560016460they play the crpg
>>560016460I am Playing the Role of a man that loves women in a Computer Game.
>>560015360>>560016460women are lonely losers just like me!
God sidetracked by some bullshit every day since friday. Can finally sit down and play some roles.
I wanna smooch her.
it's crazy how women have vagina instead of penis
>>560016608>God sidetracked by some bullshit every day since fridayHe took a break upon seeing the sheer cringe of /crpgg/ waifufags
every time i check on this thread it's somehow worse than before
I played dragon age inquisition before any other dragon age game because I saw it at gamestop and it looked decentI remember that I accidentally romanced the iron bull on my first playthrough and had to reload and that I was mad I couldnt romance Sera
>>560015914>1st game: Title>2nd game: Title - subtitleJust give it a number you hacks.
>>560014986>>560015360absolutely cringe that you do that
>>560016712>>560016793why are you gay
>accidentally
>>560013960Gold dragons do have great force of personality though>>560016696women can have penises too chud
>>560016832Do you donate to them too?
>>560016696What about a feminine penis?
>>560016932yeah
The siege has developed not necessarily to our advantage
>>560016596Yes.
>>560017106no hope for you
>>560017259Is this Kenshi?
>>560015576Homo gif
Sneedfall
>>560017259>single gateNGMI. At least put it in deeper so your dudes can shoot the attackers.
I feel like anons here will unironically buy AI girlfriends.
>>560017345not crpg
>in greedfall 2 the arab faction are the bad guys againlmao
>>560018028I want them to so they stop asking for their ideal fetish in games
>>560017259redpill me on Kenshi. It really confuses me. It's giving me mmo vibes, but I heard it's singleplayer. How does that shit work?
Simps are the greatest societal problem since the jews
>>560018028that's the loneliest shit ever>>560018350who do you think caused them?
>>560018149>>560018181>>560018350have sex
>>560018282It’s just a systemic sandbox. Think of it like Caves of Qud or Dwarf Fortress (minus the fort building) but with a mouse interface and polygonal graphics. Alternatively think of it like a survival game without the emphasis on settlement building.
>>560018429dammit, shinzostop faking your death already
I dunno bros I'm not that impressed by Skalds, I think I prefer Bard
>>560018282It just does
>so many people got filtered by the self-made notes that the devs are planning to add hints to your Guard's idle dialoguelmoa
>>560018005I'm attacking UC cityI should have made a siege camp. It was used irl for good reasons. Instead I just barged in, broke doors to a noble house and unleashed captured Beak Things to spread mayhem as I focus nobleMy entire squad + a bunch of Paladins I asked for help, got defeated and now I keep getting notifications of them dying, while others are getting captured and enslavedBUT I managed to kill off Lord Inaba, so mission completed I guess. I wanted to kidnap him, but alas. I will now have fun trying to escape slavery>>560017725yes>>560018282it's not mmoit's an unfinished, janky sandbox merge of an rpg and a strategy game. If you have the autism required to like Mount and Blade, it hits similar vibes
>>560018282
>>560018282Hey hey peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXo24imR_54
>>560018605So is there a win condition or does it follow the losing-is-fun mantra?
>>560019486there is no win condition
>>560019307They're pretty chill if you have scales.>>560019141Servant of the Phoenix, are you?
>>560012192And this dude has 28 charisma.Really makes you think how the poor 18 CHA baron is faring...
>>560017345Calling me a wierdo is not going to convince me to talk to you.
>>560016913>>560013960>Hey dude.>You should invest into my crypto currency.I mean, who's the person with an iron will that will tell him no?
>>560015576Women love men like Lann, no amount of incel cope can change that.That's the real reason they always pick Wenduag, they can't stand of being mogged by him.
>>560019704Raped every single woman in Pitax btw
>>560018282You have to make up your own goals. There's not really that much to do.
>>560019790So you admit that you're talking to ai girlfriends?
>>560020014based
>>560019790based frogposter not giving a shit
>>560019683aye
>>560020003sure, to the type of women to pity fuck guys
>>560020203haha I sure need to meet some of those
If you think about it then it's really up to the woman if it's rape or not
>>560020103Weak.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVxxkmV2ZZ4Get strong. Strong enough to face me. And I will destroy you like I have done everything else.
>>560019971I dunno, a currency backed by mile-long flying killing machine might have some solidity
>>560020502a bwc for Nenio
>>560020430you will pay for this, devil
>>560020580big wizard cock
>>560020203>Guys guys women abosolutely HATE funny, athletic and loyal guys with sense of justice!!!!
Reminder that Reddit wants to steal a waifu slot from incels
>>560020907>FunnyDebatable>AthleticSure I guess, his body betrays what makes it appealing though.>LoyalEhhhh, only looks like that because Wenduag is his direct foil.There is genuinely no reason for you to give unwarranted accolades to Lann.
>>560020736It was impersonal. I have no love for my kinsmen: they too are weak I drowned the waters of the Leviathan Coast red with their namesake's blood to perfect myself. And I tested my being against the ancient enemies of my people. The outlaws of the land that evaded judgement by the powers that be.I found them all wanting.
What's a good crpg for a solo barbarian?
>Lann>Funny
>the titleLMAOThey are GW's bitch just like every other company that made 40K/WH Fantasy vidya. They are only allowed to do something if it's approved by daddy GWhttps://dotesports.com/general/news/owlcat-interview
>>560021209don't you know looks = sense of humor
>>560021043>pasqals_toasterDoes this tranny live on that subreddit? Every single time someone posts a screenshot from that place he's always there.
>>560021043pasqal's toaster will never fuck you bro
People that enjoy roleplaying as barbarians should not be trusted.
>>560021052You are only saying that because he is also tall
>>560021324what difference is there with an anon who posts here every day
Lann? FunnyNenio?Funny These two also mog the other companion stories except Arueshalae
Would a femcel have sex with Greybor?
>>560021221The title has literally been debunked by Starrok and Argenta's VA
The Lann psyop will never work
>>560021709No.
>>560021747>ummm you're talking about a companion I don't like? This must be a psyop conspiracy save me Sawyer!
>>560021709No gross
Proper good girls that have a healthy relationship with their father romance the following men:GaleTristianLannHeinrix
>>560021221>make a game using someone else's IP>you need to get approval from the owner of the IP for things present in the game using their IPAre you an actual troglodyte or something? Of course they need to adhere to what GW says like everyone else, they never claimed they could just invent random shit. "Inside the 40k borders" doesn't mean "We could make Guilliman have steamy gay sex with Mortarion in the middle of the hive while Kroot whores guzzle cum by the litre", it means "As long as what we make fits the IP and the owner of that IP approves of it, we can do what we want"
Post Lann yumes then if he's so great.
For me it's Neeshka
>>560021843>>560021930Greybor is handsome and cool tho
>>560022036I still feel robbed over that.
>>560021937>Gale>Have sex with me or I will BLOW MYSELF UP
>>560022036It still hurts
>>560022036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWQBOsKHqpM
I was looking through the archives for mentions of Black Geyser and found >>553172140would you like me to post my playthrough ITT? I'm at the start of chapter 2 so not very far.
The moid inability to play anything but a human male fighter and romance anything but Aeries
>>560022723Aeries is the most gangsta of all the companions though
>>560021982
>>560022567>would you like me to post my playthrough ITT?Are you high as fuck?If so, then yes.
>>560022853kek
>>560022889Should I be?
Me? I am getting the Xan bg2 companion/romance mod
>>560022186>Have sex with me or I will BLOW MYSELF UPHeard it's a killer line in the middle east
Lann the comedian
>>560022853Does he really have a lizard tongue? I'd think the game would mention that. Also aren't they shit for that because they can just pop in and out and aren't as "prehensile"?
Fuck me I didn't even know that you could visit a Sahuagin city in BG2. Crazy how they locked something like this behind an objectively stupid decision like trusting Salmon. I miss the days when games would have so much missable content like this
Women want a man that treats them like a princess but fucks them like a whore.
>D&D/Pathfinder (Tolkien but with 3000% more faggotry)>Star Wars (childish good vs evil with lightsabers)>WH40K (grimdark for kids)Do the most popular IPs condemn crpgs to remain a childish genre?
>>560023192No, Lann says he has a human tongue in camp banter with Daeran
>>560022036>>560022148>>560022190>>560022316what the fuck is a "neeshka" and why are you anons sad about it
>>560022978>XanEvery time I hear him speak I think of Sheldon from the big bang theory
>>560023237accurate
>>560023197I missed that the first few runs. I went straight through the portal. Didn't even go up into the asylum.
Cover stops being important pretty early in Rogue Trader, doesn't it?
>>560023298She's best girl in nwn2 and her romance content was cut due to time restrains
>>560023237Me? I treat women like whores and fuck them like a princess
>>560023298Neeshka, my beloved... I hate Elanee, she's so annoying and probably a pedo.
>>560023413Alpha striking goes brrr, many a turn based games suffer from this. Xcom's Long War tried to fix this by making combat/engagements take longer
>>560023237not crpg
>>560023361I last played this game like fifteen years ago but I didn't get past the underdark. I only found out about the Sahuagin by accident because the dream sequence bugged out on me so I had to look through the wiki to figure out what was supposed to happen.
>>560023298nwn2 tiefling girl >>560023304I am not sure how. He's the dad on Dexter's Lab
>>560023592>Xcom's Long War tried to fix this by making combat/engagements take longerugh
>>560023598It's an extremely important piece of advice that will help you greatly in your journey to romance women in Computer Role Playing Games.
>>560023592Alternating turns and action limits solves this.
>Forgive me if my questions disturb you. I couldn't resist such a noble and beautiful lady. I will stop bothering you immediately if talking to me upsets you.
>>560023413There's a cover system in RT?
>>560024025>likes the simping
The Solasta 2 cutscenes still look rough as fuck. It doesn't have the horror inducing faces anymore, but I just don't understand why they're going for the AAA cinematic experience instead of good ol' portraits.
>>560024121a lady loves a gentleman after all
>>560023964How come not a single turn based game has solved this?
>>560024260Sawyer was busy saving RTWP at the time
Just thought about it, but maybe Lann is hated because he invalidates so many common male fantaisies just by existing?>Want to create an underdog that still remains good and rises to heroism despite his birth conditions?Lann has this and an arc that makes him visibly struggle with it, whereas even tiefling KC just gets accepted because mommy gibs>Want KC to be a rugged lawful crusaderLann is already one by birth, coming from fallen veterans of very first one, and his advice is only way to lawtard in actually good way>Want to create guy who's simply strong and buff?Mongrel stat boosts are better than any race player has available>Want to create a charismatic guy that jokes around and gets all the girlsLann already does that better, CHA 9 be damned.Picking Wenduag is basicly admitting defeat - but I guess trying Lann's sloppy seconds is only way for incels to cope.
>>560024396TRUTH
Cassia's romance is extremely cute>sheltered noble girl that read books for hours>wants you to court her in the traditional noble way >literally gives you a book with step by step instructions >takes the initiative by dropping her handkerchief to signal that she's interested Very wholesome
>>560024396
>>560024549imagine ignoring all that and smacking her on the ass lol
Wait do people actually hate Lann? I legitimately thought it was a meme because he's just not the stereotypical guy that women would be interested in.
>>560024396People hate Lann cause he's a suicidal tard who copes with bad humour. Basically, he reminds them of themselves.
>>560024549>takes the initiative by dropping her handkerchief to signal that she's interestedSo you can fuck her in the ass when she picks it up right?
>>560024396men hate Lann?
>Here are 10 reasons why this half monster with a stutter is actually better than you incels
>>560024549If it helps her resist the warp and not fly the ship into madness and death, she can have what she wants.
>>560024636>>560024705Uncouth ruffians
>>560024636>>560024705
>>560024681he's an insecure manit's gross
>>560024681>I legitimately thought it was a memeeverything here is a memethese characters are not divisive enough to be hated
>>560024946stop being misandrist
>>560024681>>560024697He’s not my favorite, but I like him well enough. He’s a pragmatic do-gooder, which I think is a nice place to be for a lot of parties.
>>560024854>>560024878Good posts
But imagine Cassia squealing because you smacked her ass when she least expects it tho
>>560024681I know a couple women hate him because his romance flags were bugged in earlier patches so he'd always be into the female KC.
>>560024681He's okay but his whining is not endearing like Alistair's from DA.
>>560025293>"women"haha...
Women that like Daeran have daddy issues
You look good on your knees - Lann
If Daeran was a woman she'd be by far the most popular romance here.
I like you best, when your head's between my legs
>>560025576no he's ugly and weird and shit gameplay wise
>>560025656t. Lann
>>560025349I hope you mean Alistair's also annoying. Cause he's just Carth 2.0
>>560024396Lmao. Lann isn’t even close to overshadowing the MC in any way. If you want to see that that actually looks like I can point you to BG3. Lann is just a dude, and that’s perfectly fine. I like that despite being a mongrel he can be “the normal friend” of the party.
crpg romance idea: someone who is appealing to both men and women of any sexuality
>>560025576>huge bodycount>has a crush on the queenMoids would be seething nonstop
>>560024961Every joke is eventually ruined by autistic people who don't really get it, but just repeat it expecting the same reactions.
no I don't believe I will be taking Daeran into my party with his 7 Strength and no domains, no hexes, no damage and no skill points
>>560025576>hereMaybe. In some ways he’s Cam-lite. Being a towering turboslut would attract hate though.
>>560025576She'll just be relegated to Jae status. Won't surprise me if>Fucked dogs for funwould be something applied to her.
>>560025839That's not Jinx or Cait tho
>>560025718No die
>>560025851Meanwhile the KC can't move 5 ft without running into someone else Arue banged.
>>560013043That's a general owlkek problem. All characters look better ont heir portrait than elsewhere. Though they are getting better with the models
>>560026141She never refused anyone...
>unironically liking EpioneThey're all americans, right?
>>560013619>Only option as a foidSpread legs for Caeso and produce gorillion children, as you're supposed to
>>560026086>Waah my father figure Duncan died>Oh yeah your whole family died recently too lol>You should kill Connor he's an abomination>Wtf why did you follow my advice and kill Connor you monster!>No you can't just spare Loghain! He's a meanie!DAO's greatest flaw was not letting me kill that annoying turd.
>>560026141And she gets hate for it despite the divine redemption angle.
>>560026454shills most likely
>>560026490t. Morrigan
>>560020014>rapedwith 28 charisma it's never rape
>>560026657pretty much every woman you encounter in Pitax talks about how disgusting and fat and smelly he is
>>560026043Jae would be way more popular if her portrait didn't look weird
>>560025094>>560025814>incels coming out of woodwork to say the "like" Lann while downplaying his rizz
>>560023192No, he shows Daeran his tongue and it's a completely normal human tongue
>>560025839THIS IS THE TRUE PATH TO DAEMONHOOD!
>>560026786Fat bastard representation
With 28 charisma you could even talk your own mother into spreading her legs for you
>>560026814sir Lann has 9 Charisma
>>560024396>Lann is hatedHe is hated because he's cringe. That's all. Still prefer him over wendog
>>560026786That's only because he left them.Meanwhile baroncel can't even get a single woman that isn't a demonspawn gold digger, in an open relationship or a into farmers
>>560013998I could never be this evil, so many female DA:I gamers love this romance but you are basically stealing Bull from Dorian and in my eyes this is just unacceptable and worse than cheating
>>560024396>>Want to create a charismatic guy that jokes around and gets all the girls>Lann already does that better, CHA 9 be damned.
>>560027008you're cringe, fuck you
>>560027129>stealing Bull from Dorianvomit inducing couple
>>560026814Fuck him if you want. I’ve used him in my party several times with my male KCs, but ultimately he’s just a decent dude.
>>560025839Pic unrelated
>>560021937nah
Have sex with your twin sister wives right now.
>>560026454I don't like her yet, because I haven't seen enough of her, but the premise is interesting at least
>>560025839Yes anon. We know you want to romance Argenta.
>>560026951>>560027191Name one thing that KC says that's funnier than Lann
>>560027129>so many female DA:I gamers love this romancedoubt.jpg
>>560027129Eh kinda worth it for the stupid Bull sex scene.>Actually, she's been the one taking it>I cannot move my legs
>>560027265>foid hates pure yaoi love that isn't just rape sloptruly evil>>560025839this is just shadowheart
How would an Argenta romance play out? Would she demand you lick her abs?
>>560027589I don't like you! Die!
>>560027682Shadowheart doesn't have the universal appeal to turn straight women gay
>>560027686she'd only romance a black guy I reckon
>>560027686Hard to insert since she's sparse enough as is and she's just hellbent on finding the ship again.
>>560026454representation matters
>>560027682>shart>attractive to anyone but cuck fetishists
>>560027682>pure yaoiIts just bdsm sexandBull betrays Dorian with 0 remorse if hes loyal to the Qun lol
>>560020203Lann is drawn with a gigachad physique.Same for Wendu who is drawn like a sexy cat lady.
crpg waifu idea: merge all the best traits of the popular waifus here and create the ultimate mongrel
Cuckolds find solace in Shadow.
>>560028483Top 3 are evil women.
>>560027686Handholding and mutual prayer sessions.
>>560028640>evil womenas opposed to what
>>560027686You work together on the orphan thing. Side with her against some npc like Danrok or Doloroso or what have you. You get several events where you can pray or train together. She goes through a crisis because she realises he's he has affection for you, and she is afraid that means she is not as devoted to the God-Emperor as she used to. If you fail her romance you have a fling but eventually she moves on to head the Schola Von Valancius. If you have all the points right and said the correct options, she stays by your side as one of your protectorate's goals becomes hunting for relics. Maybe baby, I think she'd be a good mom.
>>560028640>Camellia>evil
>>560028660And then a naughty thought or two would slip into her mind while praying which would turn her crimson red and embarrassed
>>560028483>Morrigan twice as many votes as the psycho skankbased af, but when did this happen?
>>560028640Camellia's votes were botted the most, Morrigan, Viconia and Aerie are top
>>560028908don't remember, the poll was botted though so the results don't count
>>560028787If you have to wear an “I’m not evil”amulet…
>>560028192>Bull betrays Dorian with 0 remorse if hes loyal to the Qun lolHe betrays everyone if you make that choice though, the mercenary company + Dorian mellows him out a lot and gives him a good character arc to the point that he doesn't really mind being seen as a vashoth
>>560028983>>560028984>coping this hard
>>560028784Always about impregnation
>>560028896Unlikely. I doubt anything would interrupt her prayers.But afterwards, perhaps.
>>560028908Month or two ago. Morrigan was way ahead from beginning to end though. Cam not so much.
>hidden alignment Why did Owlcat decide to implement something this retarded? Why not have the amulet just change her alignment from evil to neutral? Throw in some hints about something being off about her before the reveal. Hiding your alignment obviously means you're evil
>>560028784>60 iq zealot>good mom
>>560029264technically Cam's alignment is illegal because Green Faith people can't be Chaotic Evil
Argenta but with Yrliet's personality
>>560029264what good would that do? it's blatantly obvious she's a psycho the moment she opens her mouth. there was not an ounce of subtelty in her script.
I know how to make a Argenta romance! She has a baby at the end!
>>560029138Yeah bro that's life.
>>560029264It's just purely scuffed, the very first combat encounter you'll get with her has her spout psycho lines.
>>560029264They wanted a reason for you not to be mad at having a chaotic evil bitch with you even though its incredibly obvious.
>>560029264Also when you are leveling her up. Classes that require an evil alignment have a big green checkmark next to them.
>>560029138Whores fear this one thing
>>560029264Technically, every companions alignment should be hidden at start. It should only reveal after certain story beats and/or doing their quest(line).
>>560029960that's a good point. shame owlcat aren't capable of such nuance.
>>560029960Unironically good idea. Or better yet -get rid of alignments alltogether. They are a fun concept but they don't contribute to any interesting storytelling
>>560029960Based Sarah enjoyer
I love alignments
Sarah's bum
>>560029342>he thinks women need to be smart to be good mothers>>560029540you will never carry someone's biological children. Ywnbaw
>>560031132>>he thinks women need to be smart to be good mothersThey need to be smart enough to udnerstand that a toddler holding a flamer is a fire hazzard, not cute and emperorpilled
Sarah needs to voice more evil women that we can fuck, someone needs to hire her.
>>560031132and you will never have kids in general
>>560029960That would be good.Also let a paladin cheat it by casting "Detect Evil".
>>560030894>>560031389NOTCRPG
We need a poll, does /crpgg/ support sarah posting or not
Boro acquired. My overencumbered days are over. What do I name him?
>>560031389absolute PAWG
>>560032418what is that
>>560032638its a boro innit
>>560032638A boro. Some sort of pack animal thing.
>>560032850That's a long spear.
>>560032959Yea they're a bitch to store in the character's inventory.
>>560032850cute
>>560019141Bonedog "Brooke" was an absolute star and managed to salvage situation somewhat. He managed to lure a couple of samurai, which were carrying 2 of my characters, out of the town, baited them into Skimmer nest and then finished off. This saved "Bekah" and "Orfina" from slavery, alas Orfina, a former Starving Bandit, bled out before Bekah woke up and could heal herThen he saved Crankshaft this same way, by killing lone Samurai which separated himself from others, far away from the cityGaia managed to ran away back to Holy Nation lands where she was healed by the faithful and then came back to help. Before she did so, she helped to serve as a diversion for Brooke and helped him to lure away Samurai.I'm trying to save Bull "Atlas", but he will unfortunately probably bleed out in front of city gatesI will probably return with those 2 remaining characters and animals to Holy Nation, get help and return to storm slave camp to which my other characters will be hauled off. It sounds like a fun adventureThe worst thing is that I named 3 other Bonedogs after irl Dogs I had/have and they all died
>>560032418Call him Donkey?How autonomous is the rest of the party in that game? Can you rely on those archers to hang back and pepper the enemy?
wow, what a fag
>>560033810They're decent. The archers will definitely try to keep distance, but they're not really that vulnerable just by virtue of having a ranged weapon. They can hold their own.In general they're doing fine. Will rush over to you if you grapple an enemy so they can beat the shit out of him etc. They do get overwhelmed if there's too many enemies and I do have to win those manually, but I think that's because I'm tackling some challenges that I'm underleveled for.
>>560029960>>560030894>still up>>560031389>deletedhmmmmmm
The Janny giveth and the Janny taketh away, sometimes he based and sometimes he cringe.
>get your hands on a monke that has a whole bunch of eldar souls stuck in her>best he can come up with is some sensory deprivation>no exeriments, no elaborate torture, just some run of the mill torture a bunch of monkes managed to come up with 40k years agoWhy is tervantas such a brainlet? How did he even become a homonculus? He clearly doesn't have the brains, the wisdom or the imagination for it
>>560035957Tervantias isn't real anon, you need to start blaming Owlcat
>>560036061Well when something like that happens in fiction I first question whether such inane idiocity was written on purpose
>>560022567I remember that going a ranger/caster dual class is OP as hell. Also sure post it.
>>560035957It's even worse when you consider what he did to Pasqal and Jae, which were done just for lulz.
>>560035957>>560036061>genius character is actually retardedwelcome to warhammer
Less than 24 hours until solasta 2 saves this general.
>>560035957Deldar are scared of the warp. Maybe he just locked her in there so she couldn't do that warp magic eye vomit she likes to do so much.
Special baths dialogue. Neat.
>>560036573Yrliet and Marazhai both really dislike her but they don't know why until you find the planet with the Atlas. So maybe Tervantias hated her too but didn't realise why, he was too busy getting pickpocketed by Jae.
Who is worse solasta shill or owlshill?
>>560035957In the Draco series they hide in statis crates to get into Terra and I'm pretty sure her reaction is 1:1 the dialogue from the book.
Comrade Camellia
Are owlcat games socialist propaganda?
>>560037272>too busy getting pickpocketed by Jae.I am now actually 100% sure that tervantias was written to be retarded on purpose
>>560037768idk, maybe Tervantias being stupid is a biting commentary on medical experts having inflated perception of their skill and signifigance
>>560038048You kneel before him and he gives you shit back. Superior intellect my ass.
>>560034948I tried it in alpha and couldn't get used the combat.The setting looks interesting and that keeps calling me back.
>>560037768>Tervantias hurries to post bait in thread just when people realized he's a fraudStupid space elves and their time machines
>>560038268I would reallu advise reading through the entirety of the guide. I normally wouldn't but this is so unlike anything else I've ever played that I didn't have much choice. It's rather well made and consise, fortunately.Also yeah, the setting rules.
>>560037768Owlcat is a privately traded company to hide their kremlin connections.
>>560035957He is, that's the point. He is extremely megalomaniac and likes to see people grovel before him. He is vain and narcissistic, but he is not good enough Haemonculus to justify it, let alone one of the master ones. That's why this banter he has with Wych Cult annoys him so and hurts his pride, which then backfires. Just like many other plans of his. This makes him easy to manipulate.
>>560038618Does anyone in the Reaving Tempest have a three digit IQ? Yremeryss goes against the Black Heart, Tervantias we just discussed, Marazhai is a disaster too
Camellia would love hazbin hotel.
>>560038618Why hasn't the homunculi council disbar him for being an embarrassment to them?
>>560038837Yremerys' only mistake was not killing marazhai 500 years ago. She might have gotten away with her plan otherwise
>anons being surprised that BDSM addicted elves that raped a new god into existence are short sighted and a bit retarded
>>560039412Yremeryss was retarded. Vect would just have dumped the shitty subrealm they're in, it isn't Corespur or anything.
>>560039682b-b-but muh superior alien genetics of crystal shitting!
>>560033532Had to sneak back into the city at night first to retrieve Meitou weapon lost during battle. Now I can get out of hereI managed to save Atlas>>560039238As far as I'm aware, there are many Haemonculi in various Covens, so it's not like he has someone directly above him, other than a different stronger Coven competing with him and his allied Kabal of a Reaving Tempest.>>560039412It doesn't matter since Vect and grandpa Archon knew all about her plans and played them like a fiddle anyway. Reaving Tempest was fucked anyway no matter what she did. That's what Marazhai quest was about.
>>560039824Almost made me feel sad for Marazhai, who tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn't really matter.Still sent him through the airlock tho.
>>559937963In a first person perspective, yes
>suddenly hot springssovl
My Hawke died so Alistair could be happy and I would never see this banter.
>>560040005He's a multidimensional jobber.
>>560038147Kneeling before a xenos is unforgivable.
>>560040237Number one reason he and Yrliet shouldn't be shipped, imagine the utter retards coming out of that pair.
>>560040220The more I replayed Origins the more I ended up hating Alistair. It's the fact he refuses to fight the archdemon if you spare Loghain knowing there's only 2 other people in the entire country that are able to kill Urthemiel. He can't even put aside his anger temporarily to save his country. Aside from how he treats elves better than Anora he is a worse leader by far and is basically a rotting corpse on a throne.
>>560027686It'd only work on heretical.She'd start out wanting you to RP as the Emperor.
>>560040892He also cucks a female warden
>>560040197a fellow banqueter. what's your party setup? I went with 4 melee and I'm starting to regret it. I have a lot of good things to say about the game, but the oblivion leveling system sucks.
Holy fuck she's ugly
>>560040237At least he's aware that he's a jobber. Unlike yrliet who still thinks she's hot shit after everything
>>560041231>she looks like meThis is why I'm a femcel...
>>560040220>muh birdscringe character now that I think about it
>>560040237I mean realistically why would any RT keep him around? I guess the only exception is an unaligned RT who only cares about profit above all.
>>560041364post your butt
>>560040428I think they're too retarded to concieve. She'd be pegging him and wondering why she isn't getting pregnant
>>560041130Yeah i fucking hate the leveling system. It just forces you to abuse mechanics if you want to optimizeI went with>dual scepter yeti with sky high intercession, probably the strongest character i've seen thus far>pagan caster with elixyrs, casting should become nearly self sustaining at one point which means i can probably ditch elixyrs in late game>a rogue with a spear since it synergises with rogue stats, could've gone with a whip but spear has armor break, gave her a flute and she rapidly leveled it up>a horn musician debuffer, kinda underwhelmed by her thus far, wonder if shepard pipe is better
>>560041472I once kept him in the broom closet until I could murder out his entire Kabal, then once I was sure the job was done I handed him to my best bud Jimmy
>>560040892I always loved recruiting Loghain because on top of being possibly the best companion, he has the added bonus of getting rid of Alistar.
>>560041563I'd be tempted to say amen to this but he's a Deldar, he probably raped babies and stuck it everywhere, I think he'd get lucky eventually. Plus apparently he knows how to do your RT
>>560040892>Aside from how he treats elves betterThat makes him better for you?
Is Never Winter Nights 2 easy to get into? I'm going through a bunch of older cprgs now and it's coming up in my backlog.
>>560041472I played an enlightened centrist and kept him because I thought I could have a retarded easily manipulated drukek kabal of a reaving pitbul. But then I found out that you have to be pegging him for any of that to happen, so I instead gave him to the other guy. The alliance was short lived, but hey, I got what I wanted in the end
>>560041662I like recruiting him because in Awakening he becomes your bro out of nowhere and stops by just to give you a sword and tell you how much he hates the French. And if you married Anora he also tells you knock her up.
>>560041797>Plus apparently he knows how to do your RTNigga can't even get it up without murdering someone first. Utterly low test and low sperm count no doubt
>>560041928If you understood WOTR and PF, you'll get it. It just has somehow more options like crafting and shit.
Rogue Trader is such a shit game.Owlcat really needs to remember what makes a fun game.
>>560041596I do regret picking music as starting skills. It levels up so fast and I have to take it off if I want to level something else.
not my problem
>>560042206Yeah, and two out of 3 music skills don't seem to scale particularly well so you can throw it on your characters after the game beginsIf i optimized my party and restarted, i would probably keep the dual wielding yeti but maybe make him a fist fighter because it synergizes with intercession via aura, and you still get 4 jewelry slots to play with, turn the bard into a dedicated archer with intercession as well, and leave rogue and pagan as they are.
>>560042117Marrying Anora is the ultimate bro betrayal. You're fucking over the guy who was with you from the start and survived the same shit you did for a political marriage with a manipulative woman.
>>560041827Yes because she causes the city elf riot because she doesn't gaf about them
How do I have more fun with Kotor 1 (a proof of concept more than a finish game) and Kotor 2 (a glitchy half-finished realization of the proof of concept that was KOTOR 1) than modern finished CRPGs?
>>560042874stop being a homosexual would help
>>560042874Trolling Bastilla into falling in love with you was peak.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiO5QkxoFcw
InEffect the buckbreaker of shit "roleplayer" build enthusiasts
>>560043093>uploaded 17 years ago
>>560042984I will never stop loving eating pussy and sucking dicks, amigo
>>560043116Really? Because from what I remember on the GOG forums when Kingmaker came out he would throw tantrums over people making RP friendly builds.
>>560041064>He cucksThe only cuck ending is mistress warden. Coerced sex is not cuckshit.
>>560042626Wouldn't fistfighting be horrible with intercession because you'd have no weapons to enchant?Either way figuring all this stuff now is really triggering my restart autism. And I'm already a few hours in. I really don't want to redo it...
Is there a CRPG where you have to manage your drug/alcohol/sexual material addiction?
>>560043590real life
>>560025839>Be into girls like Vi>They are all lesbians across all media, even though they are mostly bi irlMan...
>>560043684I have not played a first person CRPG yet...
>>560043481Any female warden who romances him and wants them both to live HAS to have him fuck Morrigan. Literally no way around it without either you or him dying.
>>560043804God, I am now reminded how ugly dao character models were.
>>560043804you can just ask Loghain
>>560043481>Coerced sex is not cuckshit.
>>560043783Visi was an exception. Actually it was kind of funny that when Dispatch came out Arcanefags were seething because she "stole" Vi's look while being straight as if the dyke from Arcane invented the concept of punk tomboys.
>>560043783I read this post like 3 times and still don't know what your issue is
Loghain, even if his motivations are good, deserves the rope for betraying his liege lord.
>>560043524>Wouldn't fistfighting be horrible with intercession because you'd have no weapons to enchant?You only lose 2 weapon slots, 4 jewelry slots are still enchantable and it's where the most broken effects are, like insane stamina regen boost.
>>560043481COOOOPE LMAO
>>560043783Before Arcane, I remember there was one (very old now) lore story where Vi is talking to a police coworker and she tells him she dreamt they fucked.
>>560044274He deserves the rope for almost causing the end of the country because he was too much a of megalomaniacal retard
>>560043804>>560044000I genuinely think Gaider tormented hetero players out of homosexual envy.
>>560044424Even if his actions did no harm to the nation, betraying your liege lord is a sin.
its kinda crazy how cullen started out as a crazed incel and ended up having the normal monogamous templar x mage romance in the series
>>560044530>tormented hetero playersZevran never ever cheats on you even if you're dead. Seems like the problem lies with you for choosing an inferior husband
Cuckqueans are so pathetic lol, I could never respect one (not that I respect women in general, but that's beside the point)
>>560023278Larians original ip, Divinity, mogs all of these btw (by the way)
>>560044710Women love chudcels
All the women in wotr are trash to the point where I have to romance Daeren as a hetereosexual man
>>560044530Male Warden literally has to make zero sacrifice though with a romanced Morrigan. You get to save your life at the cost of...fucking your girlfirend. Then in the DLC you get to say "I love you" and she gives up trying to be a cryptic cunt and lets you go with her. And then in Inquisition it's revealed that the Warden and Morrigan have been living a happy family life together. And Gaider is the one who wrote all of this. He like most gay men just hates women.
>>560044851>setting so generic people thought the demon statue from TGA was from Diablo
>>560044723He flirts with women during Origins and wants to fuck Isabela. It's only during 2 he becomes monogamous
>>560045060Enjoy the best romance in the game, anon. Daeran is the second best romance owlkeks have done
>>560045116>He flirts with womenGood. Watching femoids get their hopes up only to be told that he's with me is the best feeling
>>560044406Vi was always all over the place when it came to who she flirted with in old LoL lore, the few lines with Caitlyn for some reason was the thing that stuck and made it into Arcane >>560044710The only thing I remember about Cullen was the whole DA community throwing the VA under the buss when it came out that he was a pro Trump and hated gay people
>>560045084This is hilarious in hindsight because Diablo's actual marketing was a fucking hearse.
Areelu is not your mother and you are not your sonYou are larping as him at best to fulfill her wishes
>>560045385She's not my mother, but she is my mommy.
>>560045314>Caitsbackpack
>>560043590disco elysium actually
>>560043590Fallout 2.
>>560043590Define "manage". Because you can develop addictions in Fallout 1 and 2, not just to drugs, but also medicine
>>560043590Disco ElysiumDeadfire via Nalpazca MonkFNV
Why didn't Areelu cast ressurection? She is a spontanous caster, she didn't even need to prepare it
>>560044723Are you implying Zevran wouldn't jump into bed with Morrigan if he was the male warden instead
>>560045795I mean he does try to make a move on her but she responds by threatening to stab him in the eye.
If you've ever played a crpg as a female character, that means you are trans
>>560045795>WHAT ABOUT THAT HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN THOUGH, HUH?
>>560045790Same reason why X didn't just X when X happened. Plot convenience.
>>560044348Oh shit that rules. Somehow I thought it was only weapons. Gonna have some fun with this.
>want to play crime lord rt dual welding guns>jae mogs me in every way possibleOkay
Camellia would never fuck a bear
>>560046289lmao I never noticed he had a manbun. Portrait ruined.
>>560046289JAE LOVE
>>560046289Just get her killed or something I dunno.
>>560046289Mogged by his dh counterpart
>>560046761this dude is a manlet
>>560046761He looks like he fucks rogue traders
>>560045314His VA was a domestic abuser who got arrested for revenge porn or something. I never fully watched his rant video because I don't want to be reminded of it every time I see him ingame.
>>560046854No need to project your insecurities on your betters
>>560047043look how short his torso and legs are lol, he's a little guy
>>560046973>can't seperate art from the artistngmi
>>560045314He's that scared templar in that pink bubble in Origins. He's also the right-hand man of the main antagonist in 2 and one of your advisors in 3. But if you only played Origins you probably won't even remember him.
Illusion Magic should be more powerful.Tricking a bitch into thinking there is a bridge in front of him could kill three people easily.
>>560046161Then there's this fucking thing and it triggers bard songs twice as fast
>>560047261I feel like he gets overshadow by the other advisors like Lelianna,Josephine and Cassandra, his character only gets fleshed out if you romance him
>>560047267phantasmal killer
>>560047206I have intrusive thoughts it's going to replay in my head over and over I'm not doing that to myself
>>560047724Cassandra isn't an advisor
>>560048289She kind of is in Haven. After you get to Skyhold though she stops attending the advisor meetings.
>>560047705Fuck it. I'm remaking my dudes. The inefficiencies are killing me. Judging by the Techniques screen there's still a ton of XP in my path and I'm only level 5. I've got a few quest returns lined up too.
>>560044530Bioware games has a lot of angst for female het romance if you think about it.Alistair dumping and you and the ritualSolas dumping you and then the shit VG revealed about himThane dyingJacob cheating on you lol bg2 only having Anomen (ick)I didn't play their Star Wars games or Jade Empire so I can't comment on those.
>>560046445Who wore it better?
>>560048563https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3604468973There's an amazing russian guide for autistic minmaxing (just google translate), the game is choke full of it apparently since you can go into the biggest city and clear out its treasury immediately after starting the game.
>>560046445oh god, why? I never noticed it either.
>>560048785maegar is cool
>>560046445>>560048841I like how it looks like a sombrero in the in-game thumbnail size
Tempted to do an Amell run and use mods to play as Bethany...
>>560049193I want to fuck the elf grandpa on the right...
>>560048589You forgot to mention Fenris abandoning you in the middle of the romance (even though he apologizes), Anders going ISIS muslim, and Sebastian not sleeping with you.
>700 posts in a dayand 600 of them were about Owlcat games probably
>>560049541Those are bi, besides Sebastian. I always forget he exists.
What are the romance options in greedfall 2?
>>560045074Honestly that makes sense. He also got upset that they didn't let him make Zevran homosexual and he got turned into a bisexual with a fem-lean which he is bitter about to this day.
>>560049769I liked him. If I played a femcel I would have done him or Fenris
>>560047954Phantasmal Killer is a reaper.Imagine taking 10d6 damage just because you're front rank in a formation and you don't realize the bridge is fake from a level 1 spell.
Nonas are warming me up to Zevran but I don't like that it starts with a hookup. I get the ick. Then again I romanced Astarion in BG3.
>>560049769>Sebastian gets his claim back>No long chaste>Hawke is 45 and out of eggs
>>560050592Good thing my Hawke is dead
>>560050516You can fix him! Have this picture of Zevran looking like Daeran. To this day I sometime call Daeran Zevran by mistake
>>560050592I wish you schizos would play sims already
>>560049193rapemeat
>>560049430>on the rightWhere? Where, anon?
>>560040220>Alistair >in charge of anythingi like the guy but he's a dumbass
>>560050845>>560049430I MEANT ON THE LEFT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>560047206>He thinks voice actors are artistsLol, lmao
>>560050845Fenris is right there
I think games (especially CRPGs) should emphasize the importance of men in the field having wives at home to manage their estates.
>>560037028does this game have sex ?
>does this game have sex ?I know what you are.
>>560051072Most crpgs cast the player as a murderhobo with no estates to manage
Alistair should have been a fag
>>560051105yea. there's a slider.
Move when ready>>560051081
>>560051264>19He is a fag(straight)
>>560050963>>560050963>>560050963Created first btwdon't p
>>560050516I am trying to romance him for the first time. My first playthrough 5000 years ago I accidently flirted with him on my Alistair run and I hate to break his heart. I felt bad about it. >>560051264Get out Farquaad
>>560051357>schizobitch OPno thanks
>>560051357>>560051413when will this end?
>>560051357nice try shill my thread was created first I know you will ask your janny friends to delete my threads as usual even though mine was created first
>>560051264Thank God he isn't
>>560051220Sinful.Even a peasant would want to build wealth as a result of his slaughter.
>>560051357>>560051413You dummies.
>>560051471meant for >>560051413 lol>>560051551so you can just create threads one hour in advance? not how it works stupid bitch
>>560051625cry all you to your discord butt buddies but no more owlcat shilling
>>560051512when owlcat stops sending shills
>>560051512probably when schizos stop making threads early like on the 740th... 735th reply
