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you're a big girl nowno more daddy's little girl
Tenna sex
The problem is Toby's been so tight lipped about Chapter 5 that there's not much to speculate on. At least with the other waits Toby was showing stuff so were constantly getting new info to work with.
family sized box of cheez-it just for me why yes please
I'm bouncing on it! Doing tricks on it!
>>559945002Hooman!
doomin'
>>559945269he also said there's a lot of spoilers, at least in regards to the music
I finally watched that new cammyfuckboiGay videoAs a Linux user, I'm surprised to see my special interests crossing streams. But the cat being a literal cat command makes sense even though I never use it.Also Linux is hardly just for programming nerds anymore. Any normie can download Mint and use it like Windows 7(assuming all they do is browse Chrome and play games. It a pain in the dick if you wanna use unsupported art programs)
>>559945269>play chapter 5>every other song is a remix of asgore's theme or bonetrousle
>>559945572I understand why he's doing it, i'm just commenting on the negative effect that's having on the community. Hopefully it pays off when Chapter 5 completely blows our minds with shit we didn't see coming.
I WANNA GO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME I WANT MY MOM AND DAD I WANT MY HOUSE I WANT MY BED I WANT MY PETS I WANT MY NEIGHBORHOOD
>>559945712i seriously think that chapter 5 will be using a bunch of ut leitmotifs and that's why toby can't show it.
>>559945624>Any normie can download Mint and use it like Windows 7(assuming all they do is browse Chrome and play games.You don’t have to do any terminal/command typing stuff?
>>559945961i agreechapter 5 will be the chapter that explains why he reused UT characters at all
>>559945754I do see it driving the theory crowd a little insane both on and off site, we're definitely stuck at the top of the rollercoaster right now. Overall the community's been pretty chill lately though (regardless of this sites own problems). There's been a steady if a bit slow stream of art and music still popping up.
i want to see the smallest /utg/ penisi want to praise and worship it
I want to spoil this man with wickedly chocolate brownies made with a special pan that makes the entire dessert into that nice chewy bit (all edge), I want him to lord over his subjects with an edgy closed-cloak crossed arm stance with me hidden beneath hugging him throughout, I want to genuinely compliment how beautiful his flowing black hair is before teasing him a little on the ever-so-slight blush he develops and surprise him with a kiss on the nose when he turns to angrily protest my accusation
Fuzzy woman
>>559946179Doesn't it seem slightly early for that? Making its ties to Undertale explicitly a part of the story feels more like a late-game development
Just took a shower
I need cheering upcan you guys all post your cutest/goofiest fave images
>>559947084give it back you didn't ask permission
>>559947084*SNIIIIIIIIIFF* *sniff sniff* *lick* missed a spot
>>559947136
>>559946908almost everyone thought even seeing the knight would be endgame, but toby shotgunned us in the face with a knight fight in chapter 3i don't think toby has any intentions of spinning his wheels anymore, he's got to do something crazy and soon>>559947136
>>559946846Putrid art
>>559947136a mett mimir
>>559947136I also need cheering up so thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN4TSrFHyRg
If only I could be so grossly favecandescent!
>>559945269I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES.
>>559947929I want Susie thighs
>>559947905I need to see giant Toriel dressed as Gwynevere with tiny anon as Chosen Undead
>>559947929I don't have my glasses on right now so I thought Kris was eating Susie out for a second.
>>559945624We can expand that to unsupported programs as a whole and see why Linux is still a pain in the dick
>>559948427HE'S EATING HIM
>>559947929
>>559948551AND THEN HE'S GOING TO EAT ME
>>559945987The terminal is more convenient in a lot of cases but you probably don't have to if you just want to use social media and play steam games. You download the shit you need from the software manager, most distros come with Proton and Steam, Firefox is often pre-installed out of the box. You then gotta remember to "sudo _ update" every day or two ALTHOUGH most distros have an update manager that lets you update everything with the press of a button.I have to stress that Mint is the most "I just want shit to work without thinking about it" distro available. Don't listen to Linux autists that tell you to start with Fedora or openSUSE, ESPECIALLY not Arch dear fucking god.Do not think about optimization, bleeding edge, customization or any of that shit if all you want is a replacement for Windows/Mac OS, ANY distro is an improvement in that regard.I mainly use Fedora because I wanted to dip my toes into learning Linux and have more control over things. It's NOT beginner friendly, it's intermediate-level if we're being generous. I found shit breaks and I had to troubleshoot more often than Mint. Worst thing Linux autists assume is that any normie is willing to spend 2 hours in the terminal to fix their video player or some shit. Just because 2 hours is "beginner level" for a Linux distro doesn't make that acceptable for regular people with jobsrant over, my Deltarune
>>559948609he's so polite
If Toby was Gen Z he would have listed the AO3 tropes that Deltarune features somewhere in the game every time the game is booted up
My Papyrus folder is bursting at the seems despite being my third fave behind Gerson, yet the latter's folder is developing cobwebs. I'm glad he exploded with popularity upon Chapter 3's release at least
>>559948551
>>559947442If the game's connection to Undertale becomes clear in chapter 5, then so does Gaster, because he's been all but stated to be the key to understanding that. 5 is definitely too early for Gaster reveals. I don't doubt that 5 carries some sort of Undertale theme, but it'll likely be used only for foreshadowing this chapter.
>>559948952That's a content warning
>>559949487I was like what the fuck is this guy talking about
>>559949286*Chapter 4I've played Deltarune I promise
When there’s a flashback to the past in chapter 5, Carol won’t have her weird shading
>>559949474If Gaster is going to be an endgame villain, doesn't it make sense to name drop him by chapter 5? Or at least remind you that there was a dude at the start of the game who spoke in all caps?
fave is yearning for a ex fwb
Gaster is definitely an Arch user
>>559950774>Or at least remind you that there was a dude at the start of the game who spoke in all caps?That's what the ending of Chapter 4 didAnd when you retry the Knight fightAnd whenever you died in Chapter 1
>>559950446Weird route Noelle is gonna start having her shading to reflect how both of them got "stronger". I was reading a post earlier about weird route and how it also gets Noelle to express her real self like the normal route, but it's by being ruled by her fears rather than conquering them. It made me think of that quote from the Stalker film, "Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win,"
>I... want to keep being friends with you and Ralsei.>When the sun comes up again...>I want tomorrow to be the same as yesterday.>And the next day>To be just the same as that.>That in the end>We can always go back to the way things were before.This set of lines was what really sold chapter 4 as my favorite chapter of the game, alongside the entirety of the second sanctuary. for as much shit as we give Toby for taking forever, this game really is great and i can appreciate it a lot for what it is so far
Green is not a creative color.
>>559950774Chapter 5 won't namedrop Gaster but it will probably contain more foreshadowing of him than any previous chapter. Also who says he's going to be a villain?
Susie after we convince her to leave that LOSER named KRIS behind.
>>559952112
>>559952265>not a real vessel hairstyle
>>559948341festival balloon, schizo
>>559952112Link but Green
>>559952443It's distinctly dark world lighting
killing myself after chapter 7 or chapter 0 with my schizo brony bf, does anyone else that feels the same suicide method wanna meet up and do it together?
>>559952652sorry anon ive already got suicide plans with another friend, maybe next lifetime
>>559952265you're goddamn right kris is a faggot
>>559952625How does that prove it's related to ICE-E? It could just be a festival-themed dark world
>>559952652>schizo brony bfluckily you've got at least 3 years to ditch this loser and mentally fix yourself. use your time wisely.
>>559952625balloons come in multiple colors actually
>>559952780nah hes lovely and is a undertale fan too we both are suicidal af so might do it together i dont wanna be fixed i want endless blackness becausue i ben dfailed my whole life and i m suck at all and i ned to be dobne and so do my bf it not fun to exist and deltarune only thing to bring me joy so when it gone we=gone
>>559952652What part of the US are you in
>>559952780says the deltarune fan?
>>559952942have you tried medication and moving somewhere else
>>55995298444125being in ohio is part of why i also want to suicide
>>559951870but life goes on, susie. the best we can do is hold our heads up high and walk forward with confidence.
>>559952942I think you need meds dude.
>>559953132>>559953134>>559952984>>559952942nothing wil help but release>>559953238meds didnt work meds didnt work they didnt work they didnt work they didnt work there is nothig but fredom
>>559953134so move away then
>>559953134you need to move somewhere else dude
>>559953316with what money with what job with what skill with what effort with what with what' if u wanna fund me moving away fucking post ur email and i wil take ur handout
I'm gonna plant peppers this spring
>>559953447get a job then
>>559953447Please don't kill yourself
>>559953636
>>559953680exsqueeze me
>>559953667
>>559953876you need to be medicated
>>559953997ni
>>559953876Are you just gonna keep posting this shit in response to people trying to offer encouragement? Why post about this all if you don't want some kind of support
>>559954168hello asgoreanon
>>559954138dephtssssssssssssssssssss
Rudy Wash anon here! I sent an application to CD Projekt Red because they were hiring “senior gameplay programmers” and while I’m not that and have 0 clue how to code in c++ and have never used Unreal Engine, I’m still shooting my shot!If I’m extremely lucky, they might take me on for some random bullshit. I don’t really care about CDPR specifically, but a job is a job.This also means I might have to show them Rudy Wash if they have any actual interest. If this thing gets me a job, that would be insane.
>>559954283deliberately typing with nonchalant spelling errors isn't making you look mysterious and sympathetic
>>559954257Hello
>>559954554awesome, nice going!
>>559954648do you think asgore could beat the knight in a 1v1?
>>559948341>>559952443>>559952625you're all wrong it was in new home in the anniversary stream sorry
Imagne Susie is really enthusiastic about her first date with Noelle so she "pretties up" and starts to look more girly since that's what girls are supposed to do before a date, but then Noelle gets disappointed and leaves early.
kris sits down to piss despite having a penis because they hold it in so much that when they finally do let it rip it fires out like multistream firehouse and splashes back all over them if peeing standing up
>>559952783The balloon is ICE-E colored, the shine on the balloon and the outline are dark world coded.
post charas
>>559954930My theory is... a long story but basically I think he clashed with at least one in the past and that's how he got his own Black Shard, I don't know about outright beating it but he did manage to escape despite it/them trying to overtake him and take his soul maybe so perhaps if he actually tried he could
>>559955371>dark world codedson
I come back with a talk with my mom and someone's talking about doing a murder-suicide in the Undertale General on 4chan
pretty sad shit in this thread. i think the brony dating tennaanon should eat some moss and get off his ass and work a job at mcdonkies. or retail. or fucking anything, you can make money sucking dick, you know (not saying thats what you should do but its an option)
mr. sunshine was mocking player angel and that really went over the fandom's heads completely huh
>>559955483Even at night, or in the rain, The Light World doesn't have nearly as intense lighting, or contrast. In the Light World, the lighting of the balloon would also have to be at specifically sunset or sunrise, and making a balloon animation for that when the festival is seemingly at night would be weird, it'd be used for a few moments, but sunrise/sunset wouldn't last long enough for the whole festival to take place during it. I really can only imagine the balloon being in a dark world with the lighting like that.
>>559955558Well one problem is the US economy is absolutely raped right now. Turns out we have it as bad as the great recession right now lol
>>559955959>world hurts you>kill yourself in responsewe have to be stronger than this or nothing is going to change
>>559955558susie would thrash you if you said this bootstrapslop to her
If I could grope a fat ass for a few hours I think I would be healed
The message of Undertale is to kill everyone and then yourself at the slightest inconvenience
Life sucks and the world is broken and I'm lonely but at least Deltarune Chapter 5 will come out. Thank you for convincing me not to kill myself Tobert.
>>559956279TRVKE
>>559955465>spoiler?
Undetale and Steven Universe taught me I should be quirky and queer freely, dance in public and cry out begging strangers to talk about their feelings with me
I'm almost 38 and the world is at it's grimest since I've been alive. Soon enough everything is going to be age verified too, so even shitposting online will be fucked.
>>559956187I’m not the brony suicide guy, I’m just saying how it is. The truth is that suicide rates are going up as well, and not just the US. People are giving up more and more all over because why the hell wouldn’t we be? It was confirmed the world is ruled by pedophiles that are utterly deranged 1-2 months ago and everything IS getting worse. Even the pure optimists say the world sucks.
>>559956221buckle the fuck up susie because when the roaring is stopped and kris is back to normal and the adventure is over you're going to be back in that school with the same expectations that you do your work and IF you graduate those expectations will not only go away but get more demanding and god knows you don't have the deltadollars to pay for higher education so you WILL find yourself behind a fast-food counter or behind the wheel of a monsterdoordash car and you will realize that the world waits for no one. it waits for no one susie. you think you're going to dick around with your little friends and be young and free and stick your tongue out at the grown-ups and go on cool adventures forever but one day you're going to wake up and be 34 years old and kris is going to be across the country serving in the army and noelle is going to be a half-remembered face smiling at you in the hallway and you're going to wonder if you ever were a child at all or if this body was created as-is with your blurry memories and god thinks you're a fucking joke.
undertale/deltarune...?
>>559956416The whole theory is here >>559861369if you want to read it, but basically I believe souls act weird if not in their vessels in dark worlds and monster souls turn into warped creatures we know as "Knights". I think a lot of the plot thus far has revolved around gathering monster souls, hence why the Knight we see tried capturing Toriel in Ch.3 but settled for Undyne. It's an out-there theory but it could explain a lot of weird details and motivations I feel
>>559956921I want to feel up and squeeze susie's scaly ass for hours as i mack on her face
me when i see fave boing haha what an erection situation
>>559956921I want to rub Toriel's cute feet
>>559955558>mcdonkiesI WILL NOW SEE KENTUCKY FRIED MAN
>>559956867Ahhhhhh nooo gooddd why the Big Arch costs $8 this is literal third world mass starvation civil war gang beheadings cholera epidemic tier it's so over it's never been more overSaid Fave before taking their daily Fluoxetine
Someone post their BBC, that usually livens the thread up.
FAVEPAT MY HEAD FAVEI NEED IT
I'm winning the lottery and taking one lucky anon as my stay at home wife (or boywife) so we can wait out dt ch 5 in our nuclear bunker
I take daily fluoxetine
>the only real reason to be using this site
Electronical faveycation
>>559956921Need to nuzzle with Noelle.
>>559957181Cant we have a bussy pic for once? this place is over-fucking-saturated with dick pics
>>559957070I've been on antidepressants for like 21 years
>>559956894...you wanna get something off your chest man?
WHERE IS OMNI FAVE WHERE IS HESEA SAAALLLLLT I NEED YOU SEA SALLLLTARE YOU SURE
>>559957343My asshole's too hairy.
Cruelest thing Toby ever did was trick us into thinking our dreams were possible
>>559957439Hello Ralsei, please post your ass
>>559957181?
>>559957439Pussy.
>>559957503Don't fucking look at me.
>>559957728Eww, gross.
Cruelest thing Toby ever did was RAPE me by making the prophecy bad instead of it being "only Kris can defeat The Knight"
>>559957763No, women have pussies. I'm not a woman.
>>559957503>When even the schizo ain't laughing
>>559957503My nips once again are diamonds
>>559957395ermmm haha yeah all this EPICNESS!! #awesome #memes
What if deltarune wad a rougelike deckbuilder instead.
>>559957902>women have pussies.Source?
>>559958090That's gonna be what Nutdealer is because Toby's gotta capitalize on the Slay the Spire 2 hype.
>>559958090i would kill myself and use my will to get a friend to post the subsequent hanging corpse for you all to see personally
>>559958065im stealing that susie, get fucked
what if deltarune was a 3rd person action adventure game with voiced dialogue and a open world map with 1 billion collectibles to find for 100% and equipment that only gave shit like +12% resistance to bipedal enemies
Introducing Deltarune mechanics.This armor must be crafted with 15 Rudinn crystals. You must defeat them in battle or coerce them to surrender their drops sexually.
I remember making jokes that Bluepoint would remaster Undertale/Deltarune in a few years and completely fuck up the artstyle but Bluepoint is dead now so.....
>>559958450i, too, am playing nioh 3
Focus, K. The knight's opening Dark Fountains and you know what that means.
what if deltarune was FINISHED TONGY IM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF HURRY UP
>>559958697tongy? as in tongy wongy?
>>559958697GO TO THE RELEASE DATE RIGHT NOW
what if deltarune was a procedural ascii art game with a simulated world and history and you had to build a castle town for your residents so they don't get killed by, i dunno, angry elephants.you could even call it a fortress instead of a castle.a dark fortress.
>>559957503I would love to wake up to this face in the morning
>>559956921Under my butt and around the cornerrune
>>559958697Tongy sounds like the name of a new character that would get tons of fanart despite appearing for only 2.5 seconds.
>>559952112Performative color
>>559958835I grew a 10 foot beard reading this
>>559958835There could be rape in it and it's all in text descriptions
>>559958835>Overpopulation of Mr Society's cause all work to grind to a halt
>>559953559Thank you for reminding me to to do the sunflowers
What if Toby was a 13 year old boy in the 2010s and made Undertale a first person shooter with brown and grey graphics and online multiplayer
what if toby said you can play ch 5 right now but he took an inch off your dick/a cup size from you would you do it
>>559959006Lol
>>559959373I will wait until September and keep that inch on my weeny
>>559959373I don't even know how big my dick is.
>>559958835do not even get me started on underrune dwarf fortress by the time deltarune is finished maybe the magic systems in df will be implemented more thoroughly
>>559959373Whatever. It's not like I'm using my dick. Give me Chapter 5.
>>559959373I don't care about my tits
>>559959373Let's give it also Chapters 5, 6, 7 and Chapter 0 but you have to pay one inch of penis size away permanently to play each one of them
>>559959575what happens if you enter negative penis size
>>559959620forced bottom surgery
Chapters 5, 6 and 7 come out right now but only if you have sex with your most hated /utg/ poster. You have to make the other person cum and they have to like it, so no faking that orgasm.
fuuck I HATE the other drawfags so much especially the ones that are funny and nice god they boil my blood arghh
>>559945782https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OZuXAFsMSwIIIMMMM ONNN THE WAAAAAYJUST SET MEEE FREEEEEEEEHOOOOME SWEEEET HOOOOOOOOOME
Waiter waiter more Deltarune yaoi doujins please!!https://x.com/Akagane_slow/status/2031363895617786017
Waiter waiter more DINGIN' AND A-WINGIN' please!!
Avec and his brother Parchment Paper
Why did the Soundcloud community collectively decide in 2016 that the Uwa! songs were Frisk's leitmotifLike where did that even come from? They play in a settings screen and nowhere elseReunited and Stronger Monsters would make a lot more sense
There has still not been a fanmade Final Boss theme for Deltarune I'm satisfied with. Nobody even tries something other than Penumbra Phantasm, ever.
>>559959821Y-yes i agree fellow cool anon, ah remind me again who is this dweeb
MOETON AND MOENNA
>>559960119I mean I guess there's that one old Titan fan theme that used Spamton's motif and Bonetrousle for no fucking reason
>>559960118she needs to have my children
>>559959871Soul
>>559959950
I need my bones trousled
They wanna get my gold on the ceiling
This is what the knight will look like when it takes off its helmet. Dess's Nightmare, with Burning Eyes
>>559959486This sounds rad as fuck
>>559960241soundcloud fansongs on their way to use a motif of toby's farts through a cell phone when he was 12 for no fucking reason
>>559960241>Spamton's motif for no fucking reasonit's called recency bias and they're doing the same thing with the dark sanctuary leitmotif nowit's only all over chapter 4 because it takes place in the dark sanctuary but people think every single future boss theme is gonna have it everywhere and that it's going to replace doctor in penumbra phantasmit's just the church dark world's theme guys it's not the new don't forget motif
pointed tail psychosis
>today we will draw ralsei>does not draw ralseiThis is like the roaring
The rawring :3
>>559960309Get in
>pc monitor turns off while phonepostingThis is like the roaring
>>559961104but sans called shotgun and it's a sports car...
>>559960502it would be unironicalluy based if people started using sephiroth shitting in kyoto as a motif in fansongs people put too much focus on the woody one when there's other toby memes to pull from
Western animation is dead, it is the Arcane guys and Adult Swim guys
Toby does not say hammer attack in that pilot
>>559959373I need to lose weight and big tits make you look fatter so yes.
If I don't lose my virginity by the time Deltarune finishes then I failed as a man.
my torielvideohttps://files.catbox.moe/kwnvmz.mp4
>>559960815
>>559958835>rudinn starts a barfight>lightner visitor gets caught in the melee>immediately panics and opens four dark fountains>shit mixed by a titan on year 1losing is fun
>>559961235You can sit on Sans' shoulders
gaster is just a funny little guy and they all call him satan
there is a country OBSESSED with gay black faves
>>559961714like my video or il cut u up...
https://youtu.be/bDU_ZUw75o4
>>559961721pipis population explosion dooms the castletown fortress
you know what, i should masturbate
>>559961706I hope I lose my virginity to a girl that looks like human Catty.
>>559962432Anon, it's Ramadan.
https://youtu.be/6xJvDLIZf8o
>>559962432This was me a few hours ago
>>559962432No you shouldn't stop being disgusting and become a better person
Crazy how little this general talks about Undertale/Deltarune anymore.
>>559962819>t. Didn't nut today
listen to my music boy rudycarol song
i predict that kris vs susie is gunna be the highlight of chapter 5 or 6 or whatever chapter it happens in
I saw a pillar of the community's name in a random ass youtube video and it jumpscared me
>>559962819Okay...
>>559959373what the hell sure, if someone's already gotten past the combined scoliosis then they'll likely be ok with a 2 and a half cm smaller penis, especially knowing what it was sacrificed for
>>559963037which pillar? name them, WUSSY
>>559963037You can't say this and then not give us the video.
>>559962907>anymore
>>559963037Was it doom/doomer? I get jumpscared by that frequently just because it's a pretty common concept. There's also the comic book character and rapper.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zo4bWn-j-Q
>>559963037Kraut?
my guess is "bramble"
Drinking modelo smoking weed & cigars sitting on ocean front property on vacation I had my heart broken recently but now my life is going awesome sorry to blogpost in the undertale gen but I love you guys P.S. gaster will be green
susie sits down to piss despite having a penis because they hold it in so much that when they finally do let it rip it fires out like multistream firehouse and splashes back all over them if peeing standing up
>>559963529Anon, I'm drinking.
what constitutes a thread pillar
It's rude to talk about someone who's listening
>>559963529I do that
>>559963528Damn that sucks about your heart but I also like modelo and smoking weed and cigars and sitting on oceanfront property on vacation. I've done all of those things pretty recently actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlfD3DuUPII
>>559963693My man!*holds your hand whilst we piss sitting down together*
Berdly disowns Noelle as a friend when she thinks Clash at Demonhead was a name made up for Scott Pilgrim
>>559963596am i a pillar?
>>559962976I dig The Antlersalthough they kinda fell off after Familiars tbdesu
>>559963942yeah of salt *invokes the wrath of God*
Kiss me.
>>559963963It was /mu/core before they suddenly decided it was reddit. Happened to a lot of bands in the 2010s.
>>559964045srry, i have a bf
Fave's QPUs got misaligned
Wow! Another flash flood in fave's area today! That's the fifth one this week! Thank you so much God!
>>559964424
>>5599646480_0 Wtf does fave live in illinois?
>>559964648Fave's internet keeps cutting in and out but hasn't even started their calming ritual post, fave regrets their lack of foresight
>>559961706*locks you in a chastity cage and swallows the key*yummerz!! XP
>>559964760Texas
Do you think that if Alphys gets into shape, Undyne will miss how fat she was?
>>559961714>>559962264berdfag?
>>559965105Undyne wouldn't notice and would ask if she did something different with her hair.
>>559965105Yes
Undyne calls Mettaton's cooking "AI slop" and he cries
im scared
>>559965390lol
>>559965714its gonna be ok
>>559965714
Everyone's scared it's the human condition.
>>559965714Of what...?
>>559945092every day is scary
>>559964976Just when I thought my life couldn't get any worse...
>>559963596A thread pillar is just a prevalent threadshitter by another nameY'see sonny, thread pillars were never actually real thing, I forget which one of the old threadshitters it was specifically mind you, but one of them once defended their public defecation by saying that they were "pillars of the community", which rather quickly got co-opted to mock them, but that's just what this old coot thinks gyah ha ha!
>>559965309thought the fanny pack was a bulge initially roflmao
>>559966067what does Esa mean- oh wait emotional support animal
>>559965981of... vagina
>>559966330actually it means Easy Squeezy Aweezy
>>559966067it's ok, all is fantasy (cute plute and carl)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp3t9Nwjr_8
>>559966194It was always a good excuse to post the banger theme song. It's been years now but I almost want to say it was Yuki that came up that bit which is why people made fun of it nearly immediately. I don't think anyone ever took it seriously other than newfags that completely missed the joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
Top 5 most memorable darkners and what are their items, minus bosses and schizo bosses
>>559966351Don’t blame you it’s nasty
>>559966579does Lancer count as a boss
I'm burnt out and tired and an idiot what should I draw
Dude if a girl came into my room and rubbed her pink, moist, delectable pussy in my face until she orgasmed I would be so fucking scared
>>559966783Eh, add him, he is memorable
>>559966858Spamton playing suicide roulette with his comedically oversized revolver.
>>559966858you already drew the most beautiful thing you could
>>559966858Taco Bell Burgerpants
>>559966869Please don't use the phrase "moist, delectable pussy" to any actual women anonUnless getting laughed and pointed at is your kink in which case go ahead
>>559966858a whimsical and jubilant Great Papyrus
>>559966858Carol as Benkei(the Japanese warrior monk with the bag full of weapons he took from his defeated opponents, the one that was buddies with Yoshitsune) on a bridge blocking the fun gang's path
>>559966858kris and susie as shark boy and lava girl
>>559967049I do have this fantasy where a girl takes my virginity and makes fun of me for not being able to last longer than 20 seconds should I kill myselfAm I too far gone
>>559966473phew
>>559967348It could actually be the opposite problem. You might not be able to start due to anxiety. That, or you wouldn't be able ejaculate due to death grip syndrome.
>>559967482I don't masturbate enough to have death grip syndrome
>>559967975Well, other two might still happen. Assuming, of course, you'll ever touch a woman.
Imagine being ______, lol couldn't be me!
Wait hey guys did you saw that? I swear something was just there.
>>559967020
>>559968252kek I love this
>>559968252Gold, thank you
>>559968193See
i love you longpluey
>>559967371cute>>559968252Thank you Tacopants
>>559968252BP spittin' straight kat fax
I get messages from the stars when I'm making love with fave
>>559969467it's peak
Does anybody else see that thing where a post says its deleted but then it undeletes itself a second laterIs Gaster doing this
>>559970030gaster is inside your wifi router gonering the connection
>>559945092Who's this strange man who just moved into town?
>>559970119Ralsei fucking lied, they CAN go into the Light World.
Ralsei lied, people died
>>559970285But it takes something very, very important.
Haven't drawn my Pippins doing cute shit in a while. What are some cute things couples do?
>>559970843apple orchard
>>559970843ragebait each other
>>559970843throw apples at each other
>>559970119>>559945092Thank heavens, Asriel's here to investigate!
>>559971070>DeltaForce shirtgood
>>559970843have sex with each other
my pingus shaped object is hurting
>>559971183I can't draw sex.
>>559971490each ugly sex you draw will lead to you drawing one good sex.
>>559971490Bro’s parents monitor his internets
>>559971070>>559970119>>559945092Huh, this weird... ???Asriel and Noelle found it near The Shelter while investigating. It wasn't able to help them get inside, but it seems to want to help.
>>559971812By "can't draw sex" I mean that it would like garbage. But I do wonder how my mom would react to seeing something as abstract as Pippins sex.
>>559971848ah, a vagrant... not too important, not too unimportant
>>559972195Dark Souls 1 mentioned you're my friend now
screams
>>559972360
THE FAVETOMIC BOMB
>>559970843murder suicide pacts
>>559971848>>559945092Who do you want to be today? Of course, you'll have to find them all first. And some might be more willing to help than others.But together, you'll solve the mystery.
>>559973125thought the bottom right was olaf I need to go to bed
>>559973125I love the asgore and jevil ones they rock
>>559973125I choose to play without rules, play without the fools
Crouched down on the floor in front of our entertainment center as I list out all the movie names depicted on the cases one-by-one to see if any in particular strike Asgore's fancy, until eventually I land upon one about a group of criminals robbing a casino that he seems interested in watching as we've read so many detective dramas together lately that something from the criminal's perspective sounds like a nice change of pace (he was on the edge of his seat during the heist itself, being snuggled into his side gave me plenty of time to imagine how boring things must be for him sometimes after leaving the policegoat life behind and made me mull over a few ideas for stimulating activities he may enjoy trying [mental note: look into escape rooms]). Nestled within Asgore's arms during one of those nights you just can't seem to fall asleep as I listen to the steady rhythm of his snoozing above nearly being drowned out by the rain pelting our home, and as it becomes clear a loss of consciousness is not close in my future I carefully shimmy an arm up along with my gaze to meet this beard as I ever-so-gently stroke the exposed fluff of his soft white ear for something to do while waiting to get tired (normally I need only feel the thrum of his snoring to knock me right out, but the added calming effect petting him gave did the job as I soon joined him in slumber). Having my beloved Asgore sit just before the couch so I might preform my monthly careful horn shining as he watches a cooking show to get extra hungry for dinner, and during the polishing of the right with a cloth I take some time to slide my hand along the length of the left to memorize its texture and every minute intricacy as this is the only time I ever have a good excuse to touch his horns a lot without being weird (outside of guiding him into kisses from above or during intimacy, but those moments tend to be fleeting at best and don't allow for proper fluffybun scholarship to take place due to distraction)
>>559973125I felt clever about lining up the words somewhat with the character's motivations, so i'm gonna explain each of them.Battat - Wants to know Who's Who, Who he is, and Who the hell Mike is more than anything.Asgore - Should he have done what he's done? He's not entirely sure if he should be allied with who he is now, sure if he should have done whatever it was that got him removed from the force.Everyman - He is we. He could be anything, but he's nothing. We are everyman, woman, and child. Jevil - He chose his freedom, the prison was his choice, as are all things. He can do anything.Berdly - Still somewhat struggling with his identity after his arc in Chapter 2. Finding out what it means to be himself after putting on airs for so long.Pizzapants - What now? He's 19, and he's already wasted his entire life, what future does he have? He's stuck here, in the present. He can't return to the past, and he's not entirely looking forward to the future. Things used to be so nice, and they could be so nice, but now they're terrible.
Has anyone gone searching for the origin of Gerson's text voice grunts or is it presumed to just be Toby
Kris = The SilentSusie = The IroncladRalsei = The DefectNoelle = The NecrobinderBerdly = The Regent
>>559973125Without TV, it's just...Well, it doesn't feel like home.
>>559973125asgore, if the dialogue choices are intrusive thoughts, then i will destroy sans as asgore
goaten morgen utg, whats poppin'?
>
same as it ever was
>>559975457Eh, nothing much so far.Have a nice day! :)
>>559976459you too fren :D
>>559947136>boopsGood night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>559975457The 40 ounces of cheap beer I just opened up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POcQWryRzfA
https://youtu.be/Oquad3rnZSI
>>559976606drunk goat
>>559977486POUR BOILING MILK ON HIS FACE!
>>559977486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ
i wish i had beer. actaully no fuck beer. i wish i had a cocktail rn. thatd be fucking awesome. you fuckers that can buy beer legally, you are some lucky motherfuckers
>>559978238Just hang around shady adults who can buy hard alcohol and don't mind keeping the change.I knew several back when I needed their services. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5GUm_kuKrM
>>559978238I don't really believe in the whole "different alcohol has different effects" thing but i find that a good bourbon and cola on the rocks is strangely relaxing
>>559978534Cheap bourbon isn't bad at all if you know what to buy. Old Grandad bottled in bond and Old Forester 100 Proof both taste better and are stronger than Jack Daniels while being cheaper. It just doesn't have the marketing and "wow" factor of Jack.
>>559947442I started figuring we might see the knight sooner when Toby said that thing about showing the knight in an animated introHis saying that did really surprise me though
Me if the Noelle tranny theories are right
>>559979731I only watched Fate Zero and to this day I'm not sure if that makes me a casual or indicates my superior taste.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUpFLkuIQ08
>>559980031>i only played Undertale Yellow
>>559979443I figured we'd see the Knight sooner because it makes no sense for the main villain to only show up at the ass end of the game
>>559980096Damn, I was afraid of that. I just don't care about Rin or Saber and the rest of the series has endless love for them. I would have rather watched the continued adventures of Alexander the Great and other goobers from around history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlqq1Wdnclk
>>559954624never
>>559980286>I don't care about the characters I never experienced the story of
Woke up with an erection.
>>559980557We know Alphys
>>559980496Alright I possibly watched an abridged series once maybe. It was the 2010s and I barely remember the plot so I don't count it but I actually tried watching mainline fate shows and it just never clicked only Zero made me want to see who wins the wizard war and holy wishing cup and I mostly liked the dudes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Eq8TUki44&list=PL853Lf5HtEQyK0_w0wNd860HLae2o94GV
>>559980286At least read Tsukihime. Shiki is one of the most Krislike characters I've ever seen.
>>559980724Is there a big enough difference between the manga and the original erotic game to care? I normally watch anime/OVA adaptations because I'm a casual and only read the best stuff but that was a rough era for them in general and early type moon shit might be worth that effort to read it properly. Anime slows me down too, I read really fast and will knuckle my way through volumes when I find that good stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQFPQo1cD7c
>>559980557>rips it off:)
>>559980557Need a hand?
>>559981109The manga has great art but covers like 30% of the storyThe anime doesn't exist
>>559981196Sorry, I lost the erection a while ago.
>>559981212>30% of the story That's how I felt after wiki diving type moon back in the day because I wanted to know more and walked away somehow knowing much less.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U
>>559981251Reharden your cock or Im calling an airstrike
>>559981251Weak
>>559981109>>559981423>I watched the abridged series and read the wiki so I know whether it's good or not
>>559981764Dicks get flaccid. What do you people want from me?
>>559981850Your reaction is telling me I'm probably right. It was a pretty good abridged series and I don't like wasting time.
Deltarune takes place in 202X because the year Dess went missing was 201X to set up a parallel to Chara going missing in EbottThis also limits how far into the 2020s Deltarune can actually be because it has to be close enough that 202X subtracted by however long Dess has been gone equals 201X
goat
>>559981892post flaccid pic then you could still be hard and lying for all i know
>Neither Tasque, Doomer nor Kraut have actually played DeltaruneFigures
>>559982513my boyfriend has avoided playing deltarune for reasons of waiting for all chapters to be out firstTHIS SUMMER i will force my bf to play deltarune against his consent though
>>559982513I played deltarune before playing undertale.I've also played Earthbound, Yume Nikki before ut/dr and OFF afterwards.
Oh I also played the original version of Persona 4 on a PS2 in 2011 and saw the comic dub toby referenced with the fsteak joke. I'm a real gamer I swear.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7lj9qI8VFc
>>559982467https://litter.catbox.moe/28oiik19ct6rotw3.jpg
>>559983182why are you black
Why the fuck are there so many subhuman freaks posting their dick pics in these threads now
>>559983250Ask God.
>>559983182you need to moisturize bro
Kill all men
>>559983182How big does it get
>>559983294Daylight savings?
>>559983423No clue, I don't really measure it. >>559983294Hey, someone asked.
>>559983504>I don't really measure itMeasure it hard, I want the results before thread's end
>>559983182Who is fave????
>>559983760Jevil.
>>559982606hell yeah dude
The key difference between Undertale and Deltarune is that Undertale uses its storytelling to comment on game mechanics while Deltarune uses its game mechanics to comment on storytelling.
>>559984073Indeed *Puffs on pipe thoughtfully*
>>559952225River person Beware the man who speaks in hands.
>>559984073>Deltarune uses its game mechanics to comment on storytellingDoes it?
>>559980214Undertale sort of did this
>>559984280He also says beware the man who came from the other world, is Sans a villain?
>>559983789I think I've asked another black anon who fave was and it was also jevil. Maybe it was you.
>>559984410He's suspect for sureEither way, Gaster is compared with satan repeatedly and he lets us do weird route. I don't think he's a stand up guy.
I cant believe theres black people here, I thought Toby was 1488 based Agarthan...
>>559984403Flowey is the first character in the Undertale demo, and every monster has an opinion on Asgore for good or bad.I get the thing with Asriel is a last minute twist but I wouldn't say this is quite correct
>>559984803Asgore also shows up at what is basically the end of Act 1 since there's still both the True Pacifist and Genocide routes after him
>>559984647Deltarune actually has code that transmits subliminal pro-Hitler messages to the player, but due to a bug it doesn't work.
>>559984803People have been speculating from day 1 that the knight is secretly a character we've already seen, that's sort of isomorphic to the Flowey/Flowey X/Asriel thing
>>559984303Yes. It's constantly comparing game design conventions to story tropes, or the creation of stories.
>>559983394:(
>>559985109:) *laps up ur tears*
After a poster mentioned stacking up donuts on cock and taking a pic of it I went to the supermarket to do exactly that but they were out :(
>>559985356go to dunkin or krispy kreme
>>559985384They dont exist here, I'll try another supermarket later
With all the penis posts, I think we can say with full confidence that /utg/ belongs to the Kings.
Be honest anonshow old are you all
>>55998634332
>>55998634336
>>559986343Too old.
>>559985736The hamster...
>>559986343I turned 26 today.
>>55998634327, im unc
>>559986548happy birthday anon
>>559985356MettatonAI, can men get yeast infections?
>>559986343I pride myself on just how little personal info I've shared here, but all I'll say is ___________I'm____________ ___old!____
Everyone on /utg/ will be 40+ by the time Deltarune is finished
>>559986548Happy bday bbygirl <3
>>559986623And I still won't have a job
>>55998634328
your true and honest purehearted /utg/ boyfriend would never post his penis online ladies don't settle
>>559986594Thank you.>>559986647I'm a man but thank you, anon.
your true and honest purehearted /utg/ boyfriend will post his penis online ladies, but you have to pick the best looking one among the competition, don't settle
The concept of a /utg/ boyfriend.
I wonder if my thread crush has posted his cock here... any one of these cocks could be his...
Alphyne /utg/ boyfriend or Spamtenna /utg/ girlfriend?
>>559987135Suicide
>>559987135>Spamtenna /utg/ girlfriendThey exist? Where can I get one
Legit could you name a /utg/er you wouldn't mind dating if you saw them at the meetup or does the concept disgust you? Before you say it Painter is a bad idea since you're pretty much guaranteed to get acid thrown on you or be stabbed in the heart while sleeping.
>>559987412id fuck the gofile anon but im a gay man
>>559987412Yes but I won't say who
>>559987412I'm sure there are are many lovely people here but I try not to think of /utg/ers as individuals with personalities and physical incarnations that's not really what I'm here forAnd when I make posts that can be correlated to other posts I don't show enough of myself to extract a dating profile or so I hope
>>559987412I can but I wont because I don't want to embarrass them.
>>559987412Honestly, I'd tap Doomer. He seems chill, but don't tell him I said that.
Do you have any /utg/er ships?
>>559987412Femanons because they're females
>>559987598cute. family vacation
>>559986343I'm 25. The youngest old man.
>>559987412femanons because theyre female and and I think dating a 4channer male would lead to getting my head cut off
The only reason painter gets brought up whenever these topics come up is because shes the only female poster thats recognizable these days. You can't even name any other thread active women to date besides her
>>559988110Fujoanon.
>>559988110kingfag
>>559988217They said active, Kingfag hasn't posted in coming up to 2 years.
>>559988289ah fuck, i'm a retard. would that make me a good match for her?
>>559988086As opposed to getting your dick cut off if theyre female
>>559987412Asgore anon probably won't slit my throat, we just won't be into each other, so him
>>559988289>Kingfag's last confirmed post was in September 2024Goddamn man, where does the time go? I honestly wonder what she would have thought of the Pippins. Maybe it's for the best though, CoL and Tasquefag would have tore her up.
>>559987412Numbers. Coming home after a hard day's work to a sweet, bubbly, gentle guy would be a balm for the soul.
if there was ever a utg meetip id lean against the wall in a full trenchcoat and fedora while smoking a cigar and having a ambient street lamp + rain + slow jazz follow me whever I go
I have a boner rn
>>559989812Pics or you're lying
>>559989637<3 !
im so fat that when i look down i cant see my own dick. faves laughs at me because of it
was not prepared for the intense autistic rabbit hole looking up kingfag would bring me downstill would but the chastity belt stays on at night
>>559988110The asrielfag namefag one
If I was at the /utg/ meetup I would sit alone in the corner and hope a cute girl comes and talks to me but that probably won't happen
https://voca.ro/1c5mNjl9Vdd0
>>559990000wasted numbers
>>559989912<3
>>559990000Wasted digitst. /zzz/
Please when posting cock can you say who your fave is
>>559990368gem>>559990434love you too buddy <3
>>559990000quality digits
8 days until spring
>>559990000WingsofRedemption got them digits.
>>559990646toriel undeltatale
>>559990000*quaddles in*
>>55998634323
>>559990000Trips of giga truth
>>559992523>hearing the ring of the bell on kris's collar as you pound them from behind
What kind of awesome is this
Fave bought a new pillow but it's too big so it's throwing everything off
Today I was unable to stop thinking about the absurdity of the code in Dess guitar.Who is it meant to be for?If you're Carol, its a stupid and inexplicable location to hide the shelter code, if you wanted to keep it secret just hide it in a safe in your room or something.But even worse, why write it down at all? Its Dess birthday, Carol would remember that, Rudie would remember that.Even weird theories where Dess or Noelle wrote it down make no sense because its her birthday, its not something that needs to be written down.Could it be a sheer coincidence that the code was written in the guitar happened to also be the shelter code Kris is trying to hide from us??Did Carol just buy her daughter a guitar for her birthday, have them engrave her birth date (and nothing else) for some reason, and Kris, somehow having seen this an knowing it was there figured it was so necessary to protect? That would be so convoluted.So, I tried to come up with a list of characters that were close to Dess but not so close it wouldn't make sense to write down code.Asriel and Catti.The code HAS to be written by one of them. But why???
>>559990000holy shit kek
>>559993147Dess wrote it down so people could find her in the shelter anon
>>559993147The only thing that makes sense to me is if the code that's written down is longer than 4 digits.
>>559993147>theories where Dess or Noelle wrote it down make no sense because its her birthdayIt's her birthday? Where is this said again
>>559993527What if the full code is 122597 (like 1997)
The guitar is named Twelve Twenty Five
Lady Gaga tried to investigate the disappearance of Dess herself - "I looked for evidence"
>>559993478But there are three codes, is she stupid?
>>559993147What if there's a third party who wants (us) to open the bunker and they sneaked into the house and vandalised the guitar because it's something they knew Susie would find
>>559993478The guitar is part of what comprises darkner Dess like Gerson's hammer, she carved the numbers into it so someone might get into the shelter find her.
>>559993743NTAIt's not confirmed canon but i'd be very shocked if Dess's birthday wasn't 12/25. Like why would Toby make it any other date?
>>559993147Catti wrote down Dess birthday in the guitar to use so she and Kris could use it to summon her dead ghost from the afterlife (it created the Roaring Knight)
>>559994248Because Noelle is the Jesus metaphor not Dess
In Chapter 5 I hope Noelle starts wearing red and dressing evoking a devil if you're doing the weird route.True corruption.
noelle means christmas in french her name is just christmas holiday
>>559989812same check it out i'm jerking my peenorhttps://files.catbox.moe/bc01kx.mp4
can we not go one day without someone posting their penis
>>559995612not until tits are posted
/utg/ is a testing ground to see if one's genitalia is attractive enough for others.
we need nudes leaderboards
How long do you think Chapter 5 will be?Will it be shorter or longer than Chapter 2?
no cute /utg/ femanon ever has or ever will post her boobies...
>>559996720Foids have more class than Moids, simple as.
>>559996720they have in the past but theres like 1 pair of boobs for every 15 dicks
>>559996720I've thought about it but mine are ugly. Maybe someday.
>>559997224queen, im dying, i must have them...
bunny
I don't think I've seen voiceanon here at all lately, I was listening to some of his stuff earlier and I sorta miss him
>>559996720its not fresh its from around ch2 https://files.catbox.moe/8td7hc.mp4
>>559998392Holy fucking shit shes perfect
>>559997224Please do this >>559998392
>>559998392this was fake
The /soc/fagging just seems like a concentrated effort to get us sent to /trash/
>>559993147Did you just say Rudy as Rudie?
>>559999067if we didn't get trashed for the state the thread was in at the end of chapter 2 era we wont get trashed for this. people should still not do it though because it's gay and annoying.to get the thread more on topic tell me your favorite theory anon.
>>559999401Pizzarina is the knight
>>559999401Papyrus knight assistant theory, though admittedly I'm probably bias
Sans is the knight by the way.
>>559999503who is pizzarina?>>559999576i support this because we gotta see papyrus soon right? he has the most dialogue in undertale, toby can only keep edging us with his appearance for so long, it's already been 7 years.
This line is so fucked now that it's been 5 years
I am the knight.
>>560000129It is Normal for a Pixel Art RPG to Take this Long. It is Normal. Oppa Normal Style.
>>5599998087 years? We haven't seen papyrus in over a decade, like if papyrus have no plot relevance then I would be so didsapointed even if the rest of deltarune is good
I love fanon Dessriel but realized I basically self insert as Dess and want an Asriel gf which means I actually yearn for the most basic possible hetslop
Papyrus!!!He took 12 years to appear!!!
>>559998748It wasn't fake, a real woman is saying and doing that, but the way it was presented was intentionally misleadingI know because I shared the link originally! ask me anything!
>>560000476okay well who what why
>>560000464Papyrus!His spaghetti inspires fear!
Guess who's back https://x.com/spooktunez/status/2031535494828364003
Why did Carol pay Asgore to be a maid if the basement is still filthy?Lazy bum
>>559999401Mettaton possesses tenna in ch5 theory, because the alternative is cringe yaoi.
>>560000476(That's all she wrote, right?)(Right???)
>>560000646our pronouns are them/theirs.............
chara is literally hitler and toby loves chara
get
>>560000896Please let chara and frisk have a cameo in deltarune toby...
I woke up with a sore throat which one of you disgusting animals hasn’t been covering your mouth?!
tenna doesn't care about being relevant and his friendsspamton the hero will be relevant for the plot, will save his friends and will meet mike
i am batman
>>560001160Sorry, wont mouthfuck you in your sleep next time
do you liek deltarune?
What was your first Undertale run like?I went almost fully pacifist but I killed Toriel and some of the starting monsters because I couldnt figure out the sparing game mechanics, and she later became my favourite characterIm the guy with the big dick btw
>>560000901geh
>>560001586i think i went fully pacifist first try, but i vaguely remember i had trouble figuring out how to do it properly, but i eventually did it.
>>560001586my first run was a neutral ending where i killed toriel and undyne and several random monsters because i got bored of sparing in the ruinsgonna add this as well, but my first and only run of undertale yellow was doing a geno route because i hated the character designs so much
>>560001813get got
>>560001038This will only be allowed if they're hot woman.
>>560001586It was a pacifist run like most people, I heard you didn't need to kill anyone when it first came out and was amazed at how good it was, even ended up crying in the end and getting into all thoae fan comics and aus afterwards lol
>>560002000great numbers>>560001586I went sparing everyone because of tagline "friendly RPG where no one has to die" and I wanted to see that. I noticed how Toriel's attacks avoided me when you are low on health.Btw I checked Steam description now and it says "The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone." which sounds weird.
>>560001918Oh I did kill Undyne too now that I remember but that was because I sucked at bullethells back then and couldnt beat her so I just went "fuck this stinky bitch"
>>560001586I killed the shitty vegetables in the ruins but otherwise Pacifist. Restarted the game for true Pacifist. It made me like it more, so I'm glad I had to do that
>>560002324numbers the great
what if fave peed in the toilet then flushed it then went about thier busines?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7NYtO_YqEThe Undertale piano arrange album produced by Yoko Shimomura is good you should listen to it
>>560002946I thought it was just decent
The dumbasses
>>559987889Thanks anon, I won't tell him.
>>560001837>>560001918>>560002212>>560002324>>560002369I didnt even know the game had separate endings, I played it when it came out with 0 researchDid you play it way later than release?
>>560003426>Did you play it way later than release?yes, in late 2015, early 2016, i knew from somewhere before that there was pacifist options, didn't get spoiled on anything more than that though
>>560003426I knew the game had multiple endings in 2015 and didn't play it for another six years.
>>560003621>doomer didn't play undertale until 2021explains everything
>>560003746i love vagueposters
>>560003426I found out about it november of 2015, I was like nine and saw something online about how you didn't have to kill anyone, I don't think I got spoilt on anything else since when I did played it I remember being surprised by asgore omega flowey, asriel, etcetera
>>560003746Yeah I was an adult in 2015 and was busy playing cool indie games like Hotline Miami at the time. Undertale looked super cringe from the outside looking in and I didn't even know about the homestuck connection then.
>>560001586I killed a monster in the tutorial that wasn't even enough to level me up. I didn't mind playing through again though because the game is awesome
>>560003426i played it a few years after release, got spoiled on practically everything which made it a lot less fun, wouldve loved to play it blind
>>560003912See because I was an adult I played Hotline Miami in 2012 when it released you poser.
i freaking kicked a monster in the balls and got sent on the ballocide route
>>560002639id cry because i didnt get to lap up their toilet piss like a dog
>>560004182I think I got into it around 2014, around when I was playing Payday 2 on the regular. Was also playing a lot of Killing Floor back then too and also Nuclear Throne after discovering it via Hotline Miami 2.
>>560004313Transbian behaviour
>>560004568gay men larping as women behavior i agree
>>560004568Count Dykeula from Transylvania
>>560004247kiddo... didnt consider, how were innocent balls... TORSION TIME
>>560001586I played undertale for the first time last year in college and I killed only papyrus to see if sans would say anything interesting. I think I was in youteegee at that time and I posted when I finally killed that bony FUCK
>>560005015
making tortellini with carbonara saus right nowwill be delisus
>>560005185Based pasta enjoyer.
I PUT FAVE IN A BATHTUB FULL OF ORBEEZ - WOW
>>560005525tenna...
>>560001586oh man it was BAD bad, i went into it completely blind, this was back before the fun value update even, this is like super super early so don't judge me too harshly>killed toriel because i couldn't figure out how to spare her>spared the canines and killed papyrus (?????? no clue why, i just thought hey he's a boss he probably drops huge exp and killed him when he spared me)>killed undyne by melting because i had no idea you could run away>killed mettaton because i had no idea the ratings weren't decorative>got called a little bitch by sans which made me reconsider my actions>spared asgore because of sans calling me out and me wanting to at least try and turn it around even if i already fucked up>spared flowey until he threatened me with killing everyone and then killed him
Fave believes that family gatherings are just hotbeds for illnesses
>>560005283<3
>>560005769Fave doesn't have a good relationship with their family so they take it out on others by generalizing and belittling family-related activities
>>560005913Fave is just moping that they always catch some throat/nasal sickness whenever these things happen
>>560005871>>560006045Tori tummy...
>>560005769that’s every gathering ever
>>560006072at family gatherings the best course of action is to hide in the carpeted basement (it’s always carpeted) and occasionally slink upstairs to take a bunch of salami and baguette slices from the food table
>>560005871>>560006045Mommy milky milky big
>>560006045mom bod mmmmmf
Deltarune but in every room and scene there's a hidden pair of completely normal Tortoises having sex.
Chrono Trigger is 31 years old todayIt was 20 years old when Undertale came out and Undertale is now 10 years old
fat fuck
>>560007276GNU Recutils crossover...
>>560007335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8BczUFDl_k
>>560007335psst, toby fox is helping with the remaster's music! but you didn't hear it from me, buddy...
>>560001586Pacifist back in 2016 and it simultaneously was blind and spoiled. Most of my autism was from the genocide route and associated videos, so that was the route I watch a lot of, but still had some osmosis for the pacifist/neutral parts. That said a few parts of it was still relatively new and had its own magic to me, even if it was never going to be the end of my adventure.
>>560007671I can 100% believe this. They're definitely working on a remaster and Toby would make music for it at a drop of a hat and he just did a big collab with Squenix.
>>560007335That's good and all but blue dragon on the xbox 360 is 19 years old...
hypothetically if someone you’ve never seen before came up to you at deltarune university and said they’ve seen you around and want to know if you want to get to know each other, would you be an autistic retard for being creeped out that this person had just been apparently watching you and decided you’re the kind of person they want to get to know, despite you never exchanging a single word with them or even knowing they exist, but I guess they know you exist apparently like some kind of stalker who’s projecting traits they want to see on you and now you’re nervous as fuck but you were too awkward to say no, so now you want to kill yourself or is that an overreaction
>>560008249When will they rerelease that shit I never even got past disc 1 when I played it and I don't have the game or the console anymore
Linuxheads, I need you to argue with each other on which distro Gaster uses(for my amusement)He's definitely an old fashioned Debian user
>>560008278i think you're overreacting and massively overthinking if they seemed nice you should just talk to them and see if you get along, would having another friend really be that much hassle? if they're a creep you can always just stop talking to them.
>>560008278it's a figure of speech, jigsawry!! they haven't actually been stalking you, you dumb fucking puzzle piece!! it just means they've recognized you being around places they also frequent and perhaps your choice of clothing indicates a personality that reminds them of prior friends. stop freaking out, geez
Fish I wish
>>560008278I'd take a chance, a friend opportunity is always nice.
>>560008584>>560008715You’re right and I know you’re right I’m just paranoid as FUCK from past experiences I need a chill pill
>>560008549Gaster would run Temple OS on a server cluster made out of original xbox units. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmjU-6tkEc8
>>560008510Holy shit I love that someone here actually knows what I'm talking about, but yeah it needs a pc release or something, it defined a part of my childhood, even the ost was surprisingly good for what it was
>>560008749Ssshh
Undertale/Deltarune Cartoon Network Calarts Style TV Show with Epic Bacon
Deltarune will never have a song with vocals by the guy from Deep Purple
>>560009029At least Toby can still get Edsel Dope
Deltarune will have a song with a fart instrument in it.
Be honest /utg/ how big is your dick or what is your cup size
>>560009469I don’t even need to consider cup size it’s just sports bras
>>5600094696.5 inches7 on a good day
>>560009029I can't believe they used it for nearly every single boss fight in the game, toby fox could never
>>560008978I'd rather have adult swim Genndy style TV show with Spongebob's voice actor, Aaron Springer's writing, and a voiceover by Christopher Lee.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbykgUOCnUs
>>560009709Well normally RPGs have a single boss theme and then maybe a secondary boss theme for big bosses that might be narratively tied together and then some final boss themesGames with unique boss themes also usually have fewer bosses like Underrune or the Paper Marios
Has anyone here self learned piano?
>>560008978I'd love to see a Deltarune action/comedy series animated in the style similar to Teen Titans, maybe with Toby's OST remixed into alternative metal.
>>560010058I was able to play the first 7 or 8 notes of Allstar on my Oxygen49, but I haven't touched it in a while. I might have to plug it back in at some point.
>>560010058I self taught piano but I haven't actually played in yearsAs an instrument it's actually pretty easy to get started with but I suggest getting at least some tutoring so you can learn proper technique and don't fuck up your hands and wrists like Toby did
>>560009469
>>5600094698.3 inches
stylish goat
>>560010058Yeah, I'm decent and can read music, no thanks to any tutors, fuck all that classical elitism that says you need to be properly taught by a professional
Deltarune is a failure as an RPG because it doesn't have songs like Battle 1, Battle 2 and Decisive Battle
>>560008978Epic Bacon is so 2013. I don't know what is so 2026 though.
>>560010058i plan to in the future but ive yet to buy a keyboard
>>559998392Holy fuckIve never seen a video of a girl masturbating that hardThis is so hot
>>560010487>final_battle.ogg>final_battle_2.ogg>final_battle_real.ogg
>>560009469I don't measure myself so I'm just gonna assume the average and say about 5 inches.
>>560010404dapper goat
I HATE goats
>>560010913royal goat>>560010968>angy
>>560010968What about rabbits?
>>560011206why didn't you link the anchor you ASS >:(
>>560011206chubby ralsei...
Fave is so 3008You're so 2000 and late
>>560011271Because I didn't draw it, dickhead>>560011386It's Toriel you double dickhead
>>560011460no u , you BLOCKHEAD!
is this where we talk deltarune and strangle women?
IN THE FAR OFF FUTURE OF THE YEAR 2015...UNDERTALE
I FORGOT to buy MILK so now I have to GO to the STORE even though I already WALKED 8km toDAY because I do NOT want to HAVE to GO tomorrow BEFORE BREAKFASTWhy did Chara do this
>>560011558YesWelcome fellow strangler
>>560011460I only thought it was Toriel because of the square red glasses she does kind of look like a chubby Ralsei there.>>560011558This is the Chrono Trigger thread.
>>560011697Ah~home.
>Imagine fave blackmailing you my forcing you to jerk off and moan to them>Imagine fave noticing you're really getting into this>Imagine fave (jokingly) talking about taking home a new pet while looking into your eyes>Imagine fave getting wide-eyed when you perk up at the offer>Imagine fave deciding to see if you can be house-trained and elevating you from chained in the basement to house-arrest, doing chores and comforting them as the world forgets you
>>560011782elevate your shelf
kraut that is not how you flirt with women, let asriel show you how it's done
>>560012049faggots don't have exact rizz but you are sexually inert to them and therefore you pose no "danger" to them.you are basically a girlfriend to them.so shut your trap sissy boy.
Asriel fell into the Gorilla enclosure
>>560012150why boner
>>560009983I know this might sound stupid but I think ruins from blue dragon is a much better song than undertale ruins
>>560012217Now he's happy, he's feeling glad
Kraut I've had to turn down women multiple times and it's brutal every time because their gaydar is nonexistent unless if you are quite literally a performative gay and they take it super hard.
>>560012295He is one of them. Together in harmony eating Gorilla Munch cereal.
>>560011782No kris, susie isnt going to kidnap you and make you her pet
>>560011448
>>560011558>krautkraut having to resist strangling his dusty old decrepit whoremom even though that would put him out of a housekekky!
>>559987412I’m still picking painter because she isn’t fat and I’m already chubby >>559988110She’s the only recognizable femanon to post body
>>560009029You're gonna get a Mili song and millions of project moon tourists spamming unfunny memes for 3 months
>>560012512They have more of a symbiosis thing going: Susie protects Kris from predators and Kris lives in her mouth and cleans her teeth
>>560012364>women are retarded.didn't have to tell me that.but yeah: point still stands: you are sexually inert and your desinterest did not translate well, because USUALLY men aren't friends forever with a womanfriend.>performative faggotryyou mean metrosexuals?I consider them when straighty mcstraighterson wears the LGBTQ DLC skin.
so is he obsessed with Noelle because she’s blonde
/utg/ beyond>it's the far off distant year of 2058>after the catastrophic release of UNRELATED: INTERMISSION 2, internal conflicts escalate within the "[GAMING] Undertale Series Topic" general channel in Xchan, the everything chan
>>560012581hello pippshit mcfanonanon.have this tiny noelle, because you are very proceedable.
Undertale Brand Cereal
>>560012959And she is an underage teen>inb4 kraut says not in Germany You don’t live in Germanany, you aren’t German
turning krautsie into krautSHE and making HER give birth to untold amounts of my heirs, when number 15 plops out i will announce out loud the childs name>number 15: burger king foot lettuce
>>560013398trannies don't give birth, idiot.
>>560010448What self teaching tools did you use?
>>560013398>untold amounts >tells us the exact amount Really makes you think
>>560011760Several years ago in college I bought a cigarillo and drove out into the countryside and smoked it, it was the first and only time I ever smoked something. It had a chocolatey flavor. It did nothing for me at the time, but lately I've had my window open for temperature regulation and someone at the apartment complex smokes (against the lease lol) and it kinda makes my mouth water for a cigarillo.
>>560013120Undyne's Frosted Fish Flakes
>>560013617for a guy that's called "numbers" he sure is fucking retarded.>indetermined amount>but 15
Tasqueshart got gobbled up and shat out by Numberscutie
>>560013617>>560013761>implying i said number 15 was the final numbergrim>>560013781can confirm
>>560013379>>560009469Oh Im gonna do that one Idk why I use inches Im not even american
I still don't know who numbers is and how you determine a post is his
>>560013761>>560013617why is numbers getting dunked on by his besties
>>560013870The Ralsei avatarfag with the number filenames who circlejerks with the other thread personalities and never talks about the game
>>560013660I smoked cigarettes for seven years before quitting, only ever used those small cheap flavored gas station cigarillos as blunt wraps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLBiPFNcY0
Ralsei fell into the Gorillaz enclosure
>>560013032Is this just a one shot find or is there a whole spritesheet for this?
>>560013881they are just misinterpreting their numbers
>>560013501The internet, look up youtube videos, pirated textbooks, but the main thing that taught me was practice by ear, I'm only as good as I am now because I've been trying on my own since I was like 12, I'm under the impression that music is more of a feeling you either get or don't get, but practice and knowing what you need to work on is the main thing
>>560013828But you made #15 special by naming it >>560013881When I say "really makes you think" I'm not actually thinking very hard.
>>560013828what's up with you being a faggot all of the sudden? now you dream up a krautina and going full on preggmeister alias brandon reed.do explain.
>>560008953I want to tuck her in
>>560014241that special mention was just for the memes>>560014339i become bisexual when i am too horny for my own good
>>560014339Don't worry kraut I only want the canonical version of you and won't fantasize about femkraut. Oh and I'd stop at 3-4 kids.
Maid Ralsei cleaning up my puke and shit and cum.
>>560014053>Gorillaz
I'm going fucking insane
>>560014142i think its just this one, sir/ma'am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTt7301PR5k
>>560014830>Caster
>>560014949>>560014949>>560014949Hop on
>>560014960GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>560014526and i canonically reject you whatever shape you assume.>>560014478>becomes bisexual>for men that you pretend to be womeni don't think that's how bisexuality works.but don't worry: bisexuality is a meme anyway.
>>560000476WHATS THE ORIGINAL SOURCEPleaseShe's so hot
>>560015171Goonerimmer. She stopped making content after she got raped in real life but people have archived her content if that doesn't bother you.
>>560021682absolutely awful I dont want to see that shit spread around anymore this is why I dont watch irl porn
