Previous: >>559664730>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Loves Only You BC Alt (3*), Marche Lorraine (SSR), Super Creek (SR)Legends' Race w/ Inari One (Festival) & Biwa Hayahide (Christmas) currently underway>5th Anniversary Campaign currently underway - Part 3 is outPart 3 Full Details: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3107Developer Letter: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3128CM Classic will be held on 3/22, Del Mar, 2200m, left, good, spring, sunnyCM Dirt will be held in April, Del Mar, 2000m, left, good, spring, sunnyLoH Mile will be held in May, Kyoto, 1200m, right, spring>Beyond Dreams Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ibD_nSFr923JtCxRS7GJikwY9csnMBkfRzsLnew5jvg/edit?usp=sharing>IP NewsDetails on Pakalive Dash this monthDetails on 7th Event World Tour this monthTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Coco's Collab:https://umamusume2026.cocos.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>524354428Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Masba pulls out of Osaka Hai. He seems to show signs of awkwardness in his left hind leg so they're playing it safe and have him rest up. https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2031662091455836327
IKZE... Riki...https://www.nikkansports.com/m/keiba/news/202603110000707
>>559999914Isn't that the same leg that got hurt at the end of last year's JC?
>>559999914Dura timer kicks in. Actually, it's probably the dam side's fault as well because all of his siblings retired due to injury, with only 1 being even able to run into its fifth year.
Why is the onsen scenario so much more stressful than murica?
>>560001316It's time to admit that 3x3s are just too risky.
The Legendary Horse.
>>560002224there are any number of 3x3's that run just fine. this one's more on breeding dura glass legs with an even more glass legs dam. Well, it's just a gait issue yet but I have 0 confidence that he will do good later into the year
>>560002574I wonder if that SF movie refers to real steel, Deep impact, or both.
Which is better to pick between 正々堂々 or 夢の舞台へ from the teio spd SSR?
>>560002574Isn't this that zombie Vtuber?
>>560002812Hakase could only hope to produce that level of robokino.
Cute.
>>560001316It's not necessarily injured though they're just being cautious. He could still run in HK's QEII
>>559999413it's still so amazing and funny to me to realize that Loves' emotional support hors went and won an international G1 herself
>>560009367It's the reverse actually if you believe yahagi's words, with loves racing in f&m instead of kyoto qe2 because he wanted marche to race in distaff
>>560009367Imagine if Marche comes out and Kakehashi-kun is revealed to be the second torena to canonically train multiple umas after IKZE. Imagine the foursomes(yes that includes the puppet)
>>560009973second player torena*
>>560009973I can’t really see it, Kakehashi is too dedicated to his oshi
>>560001316is he still planning on that bong race?
How do we use that new race analysis feature? Only for room matches?>>560010604They didn't announce anything otherwise, so it's still the target
Japan still has 0 wins in any of the prestigeous bong races btw despite all the talks about Japan having 0 Arc's (Juddmonte, Champion Stakes, KGQE, Epsom Derby) and (not bong) ICS. So Masba could still be the first to win on that front as well
>>560011417pretty sure a couple nip horses have won bong races
personally I want Energico to race in the Ascot Gold Cup
>>560011564Sure nip horses have won bong races, but i'm talking about the prestigeous one specifically. They have 0 in Juddmonte, Champion stakes, KGQE, ICS, and Epsom IIRC. Japan have also won in Frogland before (3 winners last year) but no one cares about those.
>>560003000
>>560007121>they're just being cautious Good. Dura's bloodline must be protected at all costs.
Midgetmama and her high socks babbyhttps://x.com/Umaiko_keiba/status/2031724426799284627
>>560019561sauce pls
>>560020429https://x.com/fai_tyandayo/status/2031724378724114884
>>560020508ty
>>560019561Who is this guy? She said she loves only me?
That somehow looks off.
>>560021101Kakehashi-kun, look at a mirror once in a while, you’re starting to forget your own appearance…
>>560021196puppets, how the fuck do they work
>>560021196It’s probably because puppets like those are typically depicted with the hand hole in the bottom, not the neck.
do u skip rainbows for purple bubble rankups in junior year after you've used your dream trainings??
Free her
>>560027543But it’s not time for lunch yet…
https://x.com/gomasamune/status/2031786598954946862
wat do I use the ticket on?>max out stego>0lb dulalala stam>0lb teio speed>2lb gurunee speed>2lb fine power>0lb meno stam>1lb bulubon power>0lb bouquet stam>0lb lube speedbest cards I have are>mlb aichan>mlb shak>mlb tama>3lb stegoand I have 1lb casino, and I'm assuming I should just permaborrow Young since mine is a single copy
kakehashi splurted
I don’t blame him
>>560029835>I'm assuming I should just permaborrow Young since mine is a single copyI hope you know that you are going to need to do that for at least a year
>>560033426maybe I should have just blown all my stones on yankomanko....
>>560032593Middle schooler back…Erotic…
>>560035457Speaking of middle schooler, I noticed that they made Ebayan older than Loves in game for some reason
>>560039579I think they just flip a coin or something at this point to determine who goes where.It doesn’t seem like there’s any real rhyme or reason to it besides grouping characters they want to be a tighter knit group together with it.
>>560029835Probably just max out the stego since she’s closest.
i already have ancient ardan and nishino flower power MLBed if i still need a placeholder for now but have enough stones to max out any one of these three power supports from varying levels of LBtamanyunifineis it just tama until the next power creep generalist card?
Ik this seems stupid, but is this a new feature?
>>560042864It is. Announced on the stream, came out maybe 11 hours ago now.
>got loves on my second free pullMight just buy a lottery ticket on my way home today.
How good is Ai meta wise?
>>560046634on par with donna and chrono. not really a must-have
>>560047154I see. I didn't roll for chrono but I guess my donna will do
Is 2 Speed still the deck configuration to use for this mode?
Is it even worth doing a parent or team trial run today? I mean, MANT comes out tomorrow and supposedly every uma is magnitudes better.
>>560049865Global bro....
Someone got out of containment, it seems
>>560049865Hello cutie, what is your favorite uma? Do you like men with big strong decks?
>>560049969>>560050046oh shit, my bad. i can't read.
jpbros, will they ever buff my lil girl or feature her again in an event in the future? thanks
>>560049113Ye. Ditch guts.
>>560049865It's not worth training any uma in MANT, in a few months a new scenario will be released anyway
>>560051253Okay, that’s what I thought still but wasn’t sure if meta shifted since I’ve been waiting for the pick ticket before trying particularly hard.
>>560050664all you need is sovl to win
>>560052016I mean I'd still use her regardless, but any buff/content would be great of course
>>560052146She's supposed to suck tho
>>560050664Buff? Nyo. Content? Nyes.She'll be in the next wedding dress event for you guys, no alt but a really cute support card. Then she'll get another appearance in an oyako event with Kingu and Kawakami.
Final damage report this anni. 400 rolls got way too many casino and ebayans (both 3 over). got 2 tickets. My luck was way too good this anni I'm definitely getting shafted next time I roll. Time to save for ojou again.
>>560053458(You)Surely it'll take at least a year for ojou to be released
>>560053458Explode.
>>560053272Urara wife...
>>560053795in my defense i got railed in the teio banner(0 teios in 400 rolls)
>>560054369Yeah, I just saw your remaining jims. I take back my curse.
>>560039579>>560040348It's been pretty made up for a while, Donna being a JK while Verxina is a JC while they're in the same classics is one of many examples
>>560055010They shouldn't have even made this school year divide in the first place. They can still call each senpai/kouhai but just don't put actual school year to it.
>>560055943It's a holdover from an era when the franchise was coming out of its limbo and had no idea if it was going to stick around.They could have some narrative override like Rijichou going "No more year divides!" to have a hard-ish reset, but they're just riding along with it this time since it's not doing much harm and everyone's used to the school years being dumb. Like the fanbase making fun of how Ai is older than her mom Pandora.
>>560054842Thanks dacchi
shouldnt cygames have the rights to a lot of crown name siblings than what we currently have especially if the owners are already amicable to having representatives in the game in the first place?they don't even have to rush to pump out more umas per year but surely having them present in the story/events/as non mobs in races would be better than nothing
>>560057504Taiki Blizzard...
>>560058614>Taiki Blizzard gets revealed as a new trainee>Star Blossom adaptation still uses pic related
My chastity is in danger.
>>560061936Please don't kick my balls, Ebayan-san.
>>560061936Woops, I already hopped on a plane and am currently located on the other side of the planet.
Am I horsist or does Eclair's new sister Equatore kinda look like him?
>>560062495That plane?Thats right.Owned by her father.
>>560063058She does looks a bit horsey
>>560063058She got a bit more cream than her brother.
She's levelling up.
https://www.instagram.com/bigredfarm_official/p/DVxCQe7mHb7/>Laurel River was bought to stud in JPHow was the stud interest around AP? Seems they're bringing in dirt winners more and more
https://x.com/qureate/status/2031902716998619197?s=20Chiyono O & Gran 参戦!!
CESARIO, NYOOOOO
>>560073638>店外デートIs this acceptable behaviour for a girls bar?
horses that will never be in umamusume
>>560074534Why Tasty?
>>560074627>every G1 win was marred by a death of a hors
>>560077220...could make for an interesting career?
BD is the same as TTL in that if you don't get a specific prerequisite before the second phase begins, the run is over.>Getting anything else besides Haiseiko = Not having one character or more be higher than the current rank threshold
>>560078150>Not having one character or more be higher than the current rank thresholdOne have to be an extreme idiot to be in that situation
>>560078364Yeah, the idiot is Casino not showing up soon enough in junior year, in which the run ends even sooner
>>560078663anon... you can reliably activate casino dates before debut as long as you don't try to minmax the gauge. In my experience I get the dates 90% of the time before debut with all gauges at F2 or F3.
>>560079074>In my experience I get the dates 90% of the timeHere in lies the issue, you need to luckshit because even if you do what you do or just click on Casino once, she could just not show up for an indeterminate amount of time, wherein it's already too late, and this is barring whatever uncap she's at.Even when you have one character well beyond the threshold, in earlier stages you need to make sure it stays uniform enough to grant 4-5-5, otherwise that's dead run as well. You're incentivized to make bad turns good by using DT, but if you use it too early you might end up in a situation where you have a good stack of team gauge build, but no rainbow and vice versa.
>>560077220i read marred as mare i might be cooked
>>560080186death is a mare...
Its using DT before debut with ebayan rainbow or bustthats what i've seen people who get 8.5k SP doing
Since Ebayan is strong, Yanko's struggle in her career will be flirting with NotSakai Tore and him and absolutely NOT getting any of the hints at all
>>560079864If 90% is luckshitting, then you may as well call this game a luckshitting game which we already know, so I have no clue what you are complaining about BD. Also 4-5-5 isn't necessarily more beneficial than 5-3-5 which again one have to be actually trying hard to not get gauge points to not achieve that at the very least.
>>560080873>complaining about BDI'm only comparing BD to TTL in how quickly they can end as a result of missing one prerequisite, voluntary or not.
>step up scamcha made me went from 0 to LB3 pow yuniMaybe I'm Mirco Demuro
>>560081402スフィーラ...
>>560081267Oh, then I agree about casino not appearing at least before 3-4 turns after debut is run ending. But 4-5-5 is not at all a run-ending pre-requisite
>>560080454>him absolutely NOT getting any of the hints at allThat niche is already filled by Xinatore. NotSakai instead has hyperautism, and Yanko will make a breakthrough by comparing him to a stallion or something.
>>560081713>You know, Trainer, you're an absolute stud.>What the fuck is a stud?
>>560081808Yanko would call her trainer her stud...
>>560081919Congratulations in posting in the WRONG thread
>>560081919Congrats, bab.
>>560082064oh it happened again :(
https://x.com/Takiki2828/status/2031926476011159714?s=20AIEEEEE
>>560082887Oh cool, I was wondering when the next OnlyUmas update would be.
>bunny garden 2>Got Gran Alegria, Chiyono, Urara, Mayano, Jordan, Ikuno vas>you can go on a keiba dateQureate you damn geniuses
>>560083905What's the point of a keiba date if you don't have Chrono (rabbit).
What the fuck is this shit man, I should be regularly hitting UAs by now, not crawl my way back to it.
Hey keibafags. Got a question. Is it true that Bouquet lactated in the middle of her debut race?
>>560084971Yes. https://news.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=150629fillies sometimes do lactate early, it's a natural condition
>>560084971>>560085161To be clear, she didn't lactate in the middle of the race, he just says it's around the debut period
>>560085161Lewd…
>>560083905Is Bunny Garden an uma adjacent game like WinPost now?
Tomorrow we see if MANT will actually filter Global like people predicted
>>560085514At this point, nyes.
>>560078663One of my US runs lately had Casino only showing up midway into Classic year. The only really important part of Junior year is getting rainbow on Ebayan at least 2 turns before debut for the massive SP gains on those 2 dream trainings.
>>560081402Should I finish Teio or Yuni?
>>560089809>checking erouma, fuchumotion and keibamono constantly >still no leaks of the full vidFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>560085546Eh, it'll probably take a few days. I know they already have the foresight to commit to the hellish race schedules going in so there will be way less of a honeymoon period compared to us, but I don't think the tedium will kick in until they've had to grind out a bunch of runs. I think the first few threads will probably be filled with people coping saying it's not that bad and calling us pussies for whining about it for so long.
>>560089536What are you missing? Speed or Power?
>>560091683I like this artists taste in fightan
Laurel River was announced as an upcoming stud at Big Red Farm
I'm not built for this
>>560091683Ai and Orfevere are tied for the position of worst gamer in Tracen.
>>560090852I have both MLB Almond Eye and MLB Tamamo Cross.
When?
>>560093629Do we have access to the Tesoro clan?
Maybe I can highroll better, but I'm just too lazy. Is this stam enough if I don't get Maestro?
>>560095278That's more than enough.
>>560039579>>560040348honestly this "grade system" is too wack to follow anymore.
>>560091683>>560091857Loves would probably uses someone that could inflict a lot of pain (love)
>>560089536teio
>>560095678She could probably play Ángel
>>560095278nah, you need maestro. everyone and their mothers gonna run debuffers
Is there really no other place other than umaDB to look for parents? It's dogshit now, where 99% of the parents in t here were replaced and it never updated.
I'm probably just gonna go triple senkou because my cards are underpowered and I just don't give a fuck about the meta at this point
The Vamily is growing larger…
whats the best free vpn to play jp? i got an ip for open vpn but its slow as fuck i cant even download the game
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2031999313459728492T O Royal retired to stud, somehow Cafe BMS has 5 horses entering stud in this past year
can you download the gamefiles somewhere? this takes a bajillion yearsand is diamond eyes banner still up?
>>560100220>diamond eyeswhoma?
>>560100512almond niggeralmond nigger eyes milk
>>559999413Why did you remove Ai-chan, Yanko and Casino from the OP? Their pickups are still active.
>>560001478How is it more stressful??
Boymare...
Wtf is this globalnigger doing here, downloading the whole game off a vpn
>>560101404I remember laughing my ass off at one anon who asked if a vpn would make their download go faster sometime ago
>>560100220Turn off the vpn. If the speed is still bad, try restarting because sometimes servers just say "fuck you"
https://x.com/netkeibashop/status/2032023385891635699https://x.com/netkeibashop/status/2032023385891635699https://x.com/netkeibashop/status/2032023385891635699https://x.com/netkeibashop/status/2032023385891635699
>>560101987i turned off vpn instantly but the speed didnt changebut i still need vpn when i retstart for the first 0.01 percentage qui?
FUMIKANEhttps://x.com/humikane/status/2032051302314983868
>>560103736>Kancolle uma comes out>Fumikane starts playing umaHmmmmmmmmmm......
>>560104076>>560103736Grenadier Guards soon.
>>560104076The name of the mob he drew is "Maritime Shipper" tooI'm noooticing
https://www.ifhaonline.org/resources/WTRRankings/LWBRR.asp?batch=139KYR finally get the recognition he deserves
>>560097546Shion is too cute for her own good.
https://litter.catbox.moe/3li6y1.jpg
>>560104821That's his rating last year
just did a bunch of room matches. I think orfe+a buffer and a debuffer is probably the strongest team you could run next chanmi
>debufferYou did not win
How do you even build a buffer Uni anyway? Do we even have cards with buff skills?
>>560107604build her like you would a debuffer, the buffs come from her evo skills
>>560107961>have to figure out how to put Sympathy on my umas now
>>560108496and thats why power neo uni is giga meta now
>>560105931I mean it's also his current rating. the IFHA ranking period is december to november. This means that KYR has a rating of 128 and includes the hong kong sprint as well as his centenary sprint and queen silver's jubilee wins of course
>>560108619Great, now I have to pick between a must-have speed or a must-have power cards...
>Laurel River is retiring to Big Red Farm in Hokkaido where he will studYou can't convince me this horse isn't a bum. One lucky DWC win as his only G1 and somehow became HotY with it hasn't done anything else. 11 races in 8 years lmao
>>560104821>Nysos was worse than Romawo's local HK opponents Is this what they're implying here?
>>560053272Urara 2nd alt soon... trust the plan...
I hate BD's BG music.
I love BD's BG music.
>>560109535The card works at 0LB, or you can just use Tamamo. You don't have to force yourself to run a buffer Uni, a second debuffer or another ace would work just as well.
>>560095693Ok now I havbe another ticket from 3rd part mission. Should I MLB Yuni? or Tact? or should I try getting Buke-chan because it's good at LB0 despite already having Air Shakur MLB?
>>560109737Romawo beat voyage bubble twice, the HK triple crown winner last year. Nysos won breeders cup mile after bobbu paid off the medical team to diagnose White Abarrio as "racing risk"so he had no competition.
>>560100927Because I'm retarded, that's why.
>>560109853No you dont.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s-6ivcGYax8Look at how cute this girl is.
>>560110071I'd get buke, the card might also see use for april's chanmi. I don't think it's a good idea to dump resources on an int card now that we have ebayan.
>>560104821He is worth that rating but frankly all of his performances this year are on average five pounds less than that if calculated correctly.
>>560103382Absolutely yabai. I need to buy one.
>>560110873Yes, I do? The BC race track is great, and the training bgm is pretty solid too.
>>560112414Why do you lie? Not only to this general but to yourself?
I'm kinda regretting using pick ticket to MLB Teio instead of going for Bouquet because I wanted to save stone...
I will ruin this loser's body.
The Mejiro Golf let's play is so much fun.
>>560116128Golf often made for the best Let's Plays back in the day.
>>560116948>Mini Golf let's play with Machinima youtubers like ChilledChaos and NannersThis takes me back.Ardan slowly losing her sanity is the best play of this two-parters.
>>560097546hmmm? I don't remember that jijo with the diamond blaze being part of the family....
KYO-ONNA AHHHHHHH
>>560121613Wrong image.
>>560124862>I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me
>>560124862(literal) burning hot umapyoi...
>>560126869>was literally just about to post thismarchemilkmind....
>>560124862Such a lust for umanko...WHOOOOO!?
>>560126869stop lewding maru chan...
>>560128843Hmmmmm, nyo.
>>560128843Hmm, I want to lewd the puppet
>>560128843Sorry dacchi, here's a more decent picture of her
>>560128843>>560130021You like that, you slut?!
>>560129846>>560130021>>560131374not being nice anymore
>Game starting to crash constantly just from flipping through the menusDon't make me buy another fucking phone.
Decisive Battle
>>560135217Now that's the battle I wouldn't mind losing
>>560135217nyoooo St Lite got nerfed....
Hey senpais do you have any list of support cards that debuffers would want?
why are ningen such sluts asking to be umapyoid?
>>560137106Depends on the strat. If you're running an oonige debuffer you'd want to use one or two regular nige support cards because she needs to stay at the front for at least half the race. If you're just running kaichou or grass then the usual debuffer deck would do, the most importang thing is getting senkou and oikomi tamerai, the rest are just extras.
>>559999413>>560021196
>>560139948Oh damn still the usual huh. Weird but thanks. What about Nature as a debuffer?
>>560139948any point in using blue tickets to max out Ruby for a debuff deck?
>>560140229Eh, stamina debuffs aren’t valued as highly anymore since the stat cap got higher, and a lot of skills have recovery effects now.>>560140616don't think it matters, but it's not like there's anything better you could get from trading blue tickets.
>>560141304I see, makes sense, I guess that applies to global's upcoming CM where everyone will likely be at stam cap+recoveries which means I should nuke their speed Cheers and thanks
>>560141304Sorry to ask again, since we're getting MANT in an hour, URA vs Aoharu vs MANT, where do I train the debuffer, still URA?
>>559999413Yo, JPChads, any of you also play Winning Post 10? Waiting for MANT on Global and was wondering how to evaluate good mares for breeding with my Stallion on WP10, to establish a sire line, and just generally how to go about foaling and ensuring my foals have the best chance of being born at least decent. I refuse to use Stallions that will already establish lineages like Sunday Man by the way. In general, how to go about breeding theory.
>>560124862YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOCH
>>560144747Not sure, probably URA. Debuffers dont need many skill points, and a single MANT run takes too long. Just focus on getting high wit.
>>560145569High 爆発 rating usually, high being at least 25. Rank letters determines substats quality (everything except speed) and you usually want S since they're so easy if you're not living in the 70s. One of the facilities does increase the ratings like the description said so best get it maxed out after essentials like the vet.To establish a sire line you'll need to have multiple grandsons from multiple sons in stud duty.To determine the quality of your foals the best way is to look at the ones with double circle on 河童木 and 美香 as the former rates speed and growth rate and the latter rates speed and substats. Although you could still get blindsided with a mystery G stat that kneecaps your horse which is why I use a cheat tool to look at the stats instead.
>>560147430I know that much, however what I want to know is how to determine whether a mare would be a good match for your stallion or not. Seems to be the issue I'm having in general.
>>560148241Well you wouldn't know it until breeding season. Not without tools anyway. So all I can tell you is to get mares from a variety of sire lines and see which ones gives the best numbers.
>>560148928I see, so mares from different sire lines and once I see one that gives me better numbers I get more mares from that line. Got it, will try that since I have a Bourbon with a legendary trait that also won the L'arc and got that trait as well. Don't want to give that up and start over just yet.
I'm scared!
>>560152398anon...wrong tab...
>>560093916the owner is part of the Nakayama Owners Club, so probably
Nyanko-san...>>560152398Good luck, globalbab. It'll only be a few months for you guys.
I heard Thunderbolt Fantasy is amazing.
>>560145569Oh shit, you guys play WP over there too?
>>560162630nta but some of us do
>>560162464Unironically if you get past the pleb filter that is its puppetry then you are in for a massive dose of kino. If the first couple of episodes at all pique any interest then you owe it to yourself to at least finish the first season, fuck just looking back at that early stuff is making me want to rewatch
>>560163960That's wonderful to hear. They've been making the game easier to understand and adding in a lot of neat little functions in recent years to attract the uma fanbase, so it's nice to see that it's working.
Uma girlfeets were created by God to be cute and smelly and stinky!!!! <3 And I was created with a nose to smell them! I am the sole (stinky Uma soles <3) reason that we have the sense of smell! Yes, it's true: the entire purpose of smelling was first designed specifically for me to smell cute and smelly stinky cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dip French onion dip picklejuice Doritos corn chips rancid sour cute smelly stinky cheesy-weesy cute 'n' stinky Uma FEETS! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>560166556feet anon you are in the jp thread and not global
I can’t believe it only took a day for MANT fatigue to kick in over there.
>>560167189>a day3 hours*ftfy
>>560167189What stage are they on?
>>560162464Yes, go watch it now
>>560167189>check thread>621 posts in less than 2 hours
>>560167645That's their average
>>560167557Disorder and anger. It's still early, but the signs are there since they're figuring out the MANT mini events aren't just yuri fodder, they block support card chains.
>>560166879AH! My mistake!Well at least everyone here knows how cute and smelly Uma girlfeets are! <3
>>560167557You tell me>>560167595>>560167587>>560167502>>560167465>>560167445
>>560167189It might just be overreaction to a new mode, we do the same thing too. I'll wait for next month to see if it actually filters people.
>>560162464Yeah, you can even just watch season 1 as a standalone thing if you want. Urobuchi proved he's not a one trick pony with that show.
Please don't link them here; it's already disgusting that those grifters ended up taking the general away from us.
>>560165339>>560167585>>560168542Guess I'm watching Thunderbolt Fantasy next.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE MANT
>>560170281Wrong general.
>>560170281Congrats, globalbab. Now go grind speed gene for future scenarios.
>Finish my first MANT runI won but no stat was over 900. How do you make competitive umas out of this? You have no control over your stat gain.
>>560170779Get really lucky during summer training + really lucky shop RNG. Summer camp will be one of the few moments where you can train, so make sure to stock up on all the items you might need and the whistles to get good rainbows.
>>560171010Thanks, I'm not sure how this scenario fits into my plan to get 1200 stamina for Pisces yet but I'll give it a few goes.You have so little control over stuff and your girl is pissed at you 90% of the time.
>>560171304Aye, it's very RNG heavy. So the best you can do is stack your deck full of cards with good race stats gain bonus.
>>560162630Yeah, I use an OCR to translate since my Jap isn't that good however I've been enjoying it. As said though, I now want to make my own sire line since I am tired of not being able to breed horses effectively since Sunday Man is in 70% of Japans horses by 2010. Now I feel the pain of current Japanese horse breeders and the Shadai I guess.
>>560171010Is there ever a moment where you can train outside of summer? How do you structure races, is it one after the other or do you give your Uma's breaks to get back to Great or Normal moods?
>>560172261Go in blocks of 2-3 races with 1 intermission. You can train during the break days if you have enough energy drinks. And save hammers and fan lights for the final 3 races (or JC-Arima).
>>560172261>Is there ever a moment where you can train outside of summer?Nyes. It's why you have the 0% training failure charm, green tea, and vitality drinks. As long as you have the right item combo, you can always sneak in training here and there, but, like I said before, it's very shop RNG heavy.>How do you structure races, is it one after the other or do you give your Uma's breaks to get back to Great or Normal moods?One after the other to get title/achievement bonuses. Generally, you won't ever want to waste a turn to rest or go on date, so just save up on energy and mood related items too.
>>560172662>>560172791I see, well thank you for the advice
>>560173318I don't know if there's an English guide out already, but here's a look at what each distance's race schedule should look like.https://game8.jp/umamusume/450869Good luck, globalbab.
>>560173413Oh....this schedule doesn't look that bad actually. My first run was like 20+ races in a row
>>560173583You monster. Like >>560172662 said, do it in blocks with an intermission where you can use the items you stocked up to the train a stat that's weak, repeat.
my Ai is done. inheritance was shit but the training was pretty good (8.4k SP)surprisingly not enough to take every skill even with 切れ者 but I don't like this scenario to bother to make a better one
>>560175728May I see your deck?
>>560175869
>>560175957Thanks.
>>560175957Is it better to use the neouni str over fine str for senkou?
>>560176510yes, the heal from 怜悧清澄 is worth it
>>560175728How do you guys do these loooooooooong screenshots? Do you really compile them in Photoshop or something?
>>560176983Ok, thank you very much anon
>>56017774112000 years in paint
>>560177741people use https://lt900ed.github.io/receipt_factor/personally I do it manually in gimp
>>560177741Everyone should have a photoshop.
>>560111384imo at this point IFHA kinda treats his 128 as the "ceiling" rating they can give him, so it's a bit detatched from his peers. Chances are running large margins doesn't help KYR get a higher rating, instead lowering the ratings of the runner-ups.Doesn't help that it's hard for HK horses to get higher ratings unless they travel. Dennis Yip originally wanted to race Fast Network in the Al Quoz, but withdrew for obvious reasons. Wish he switched to the Takamatsunomiya instead, but ah well.
I keep hearing the >Bet, I've been ready for the game.line from VOLTAGE as>Bitch, I'm ready for the game.
Cuuuuute
>>560179954https://www.family.co.jp/campaign/spot/2603_umamusume_cp.html
>>560180107AHHH FUCKER STOP RELEASING NEW PLUSHIES EVERY MONTH FUCK
Aiiiiieeeee
>>560180107Wew
>>560175728how do you get 8k+ sp? 8/5/8? whats your early game strat?
>>560182380NTA, but 8/5/8 is for stats/score maxing, 5/8/8 is for actual competitive build, I think.
>>560180107What stupid shit are they making you do to get these this time?>buy these select group of random slop that contain pieces of the treasure map needed to find the golden eggs scattered throughout the store that give you a voucher to purchase 1 (ONE) clear file>>560180862Nevermind, fuck that.
LALA SEEEEEEX
I only just realized that we only have one mare dirt horse and it's Urara of all people.
>>560185891People?
>>560185891sambista soon
>>560185891You got a problem with Ulala?
Does anyone know who's Mai supposed to represent? Already ID's the other two
>>560186261Tall Poppy, like the flower on her ear.
>>560186454Arigatou, Umadachi
OOOORRRRRAAAAA THIS THREAD IS TONYGANG PROPERTY NOW
>>560179954this is my first time seeing Admire Groove smiles, it's unsettling
>>560180862>>560179954Why is Chrono third wheeling
>>560187459I don't think that's a smile, dacchi.
>>560185084holy sex sex seeeeeexooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I never realized, but why are the character songs in the jukebox so spotty? I looked for like 5 minutes but couldn't find Rising Girl or Burning Heart in there, but songs from the same Winning Live album are available.
>>560188329They added them in waves, usually after the character's solo performances at the Live concerts.
>>560176983I don't have NeoUni, but I do have SiL spd which comes with this skill. Problem is, I'd have to substitute either Teio or Ai-chan and I don't know which, though I'm leaning towards the latter, what do you suggest?
>>560165339the puppetry is just old school animation but with puppets. that scene is kino af.
>>560104076he draw Neicha before too
>>560103736I want Rariatoo to draw uma fanarts too.
>>560188203I haven’t seen any Yuni, Pisa, and Ass family pics ever since Pisa came out.
>no potential anime cast rep (epi logo)Guess we're really not getting new anime this year huh
>>560193859Chrono anime soon.
>>560193859cingray s2 next year
>>560165339I couldn't get past the chink names desu. God, Chinese is a garbage language.
Ai should really not taking notes from Tact
Will Spe really hand over the bread so easily?
>>560183020Do you like go 5/8/5 first or do it before senior summer (5/8/8) because if you do it in senior summer, there's not really a difference between 8/5/8 and 5/8/8
How did a senkou hold off an oikomi? idk... the only diff I could think off is I had neo uni's extra heal but I don't see orfevre losing speed
>>560197076She didn't lose speed, she plateaued while Chron oikurabe'd
>>560195513You think that's bad? Try reading RoTK. At least the Japanese have the decency to keep people with the same surname in the same faction, the chink just mix em all up.
>>560195741Why shouldn't she be taking notes from the cutest triple tiara?
ハッピーミークwith葵happy meek with aoi(jockey)https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/2032045567556436446
Umatter in last few hours regarding Famima Admire Groove>Light sideIS SHE SMILING? OR IS SHE NOT?>Dark sideHoly fuck her tits are huge she won't be able to zip her hoodie
>>560198280>Red sideIs this SiL herself or the Inner Crimson?
2019 gen mares..... SEX
>>560198987Danon Fantasy when...
aaaiieeee
NYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>560200912Kakehashi-san....
>>560200912Who is this Kakehashi guy and why does Loves keeps talking about him?
>>560201470He's me.
>>560202139So much for "loves only you"
Emotionally dependent uma.
>>560179954Let's all buy something and not tell Admire Groo-, ah, nevermind, she's holding a bag.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eN-y-eA3zUoI love Mirako (Thin).
Guys, I have a feeling artists really like drawing Tact in a swimsuit. Just a hunch.
>>560204807Precious Kei-chan.
She doesn't love me
do you guys consistently get 8,8,5 of any status?i keep on missing one...
>>560206903Do you have MLB Ebayan? It makes a big difference.
>>560207226of course yeah
>>560206903It requires a bit of luck for it to line up right, but the difference between 7 and 8 is pretty minimal to be honest.
>>560206903I have never gotten 8/5/8 once before because it doesn't matter much to bother aiming for. the most important thing is getting 4/5/5 (BBB, ABC) because of the hints and then you are basically done
>>560207226how does FY get you extra pts?
>>560206903Is 8/8/5 the new meta? I swear this shit changes every day.
>>560207657>any status
>>560207657Nah, they just formatted their question awkwardly. You absolutely need Mental at 8 for the training uncap.
>>560207573Because it lessens the number of turns you’ll get rainbow training with zero team members on it, since team member Ebayan goes where the support goes.
Stop tempting me away from my trainee...
24-hour long umapyoi marathon in a few hours
>>560212729Huh? With whom?
>>560212235Do we know when she'll be released?
>>560211431I'm getting unwise thoughts
Do you use DT here? the other purple trainings are shit (+30~ SP only, single supports...)
>>560215085I would, thats pretty awful.
Man, it's an 8/5/8 run but still barely 8k wtf
>>560215392hmm looking at this, maybe i should just try to hit maximum SP gain instead trying to balance stats. I'm struggling to get to pass UA3.
>>560213570You didn't forget, right?
>>560195741
Pandora, your retarded daughter...
>>560217321Forget what?
https://youtu.be/N9V7DfPEZMo
>>560215392As I have been saying, 8-5-8 or 5-8-8 basically does nothing to increase your sp gain and only adds a small bit to your stat gain. Going easy on minmaxing the gauges and making sure to always have enough hp so that I won't miss out on the >>56021796450+ sp bonus turns gives me 8k+ even on bad runs.
>>5602069035/8/8 is a meme, 4/8/8 is good enough most of the time.
>>560217850Retard genes run in the family, please understand.
>>560220481>familyMore like the entire uman race…
>>560222087WHICH IS THE REAL ONE?
https://x.com/Secretariatprmr/status/2032300455980650652Hot damn.
>>560195513you definitely need ShamiSubs to unchinkify the names, and at the time there were weekly /a/ speedsubs for the fourth and final season but there should probably be a cleaner improved unchinkified release for that one by now
>>560212729AAAAIIIEEEE
>>560212729WTF she literally said the same fucking thing
>>560224243PRE-ORDER BONUS IS UNFAIR PLS NERF
>>560223653Holy. Is it going to a museum?
>Wow. This stone is so red and pretty, it's kinda like you, Desire-san.>OH MY GOODNESS, YOU CAN SENSE MY BLESSINGS THAT I POURED INTO THAT ROCK? YOU TRULY ARE MY GREATEST RIVAL.>???I'm so curious what kind of campaign Desire will get.
Sparked 3 times and only got casino drive at 0lb and forever young at 1lb.Probably gonna put all three spark tickets into forever young to 4lb. Is casino drive at 0lb good enough? Not sure if I should use a rainbow crystal on something that become useless in three months.
What a thoughtful little sister.>>560227803>Is casino drive at 0lb good enough?Nyes. You just want her for the scenario gimmick and date.
>>560219891!ATTENTION!For those trainers who missed the weekend seminar, you are REQUIRED to watch this video before passing your certification renewal papers in at the end of the month.Stay safe guys.
>>560219891WAKE UP SHEEPLE THIS IS JUST A CONTROLLED OPPOSITION PSYOP TO MAKE TORENAS THINK THEY HAVE A CH
>>560219891>all those cringy commentsunironic yikes. I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from just reading some of them
>>560219891>Doesn't devolve into Analog HorrorMissed opportunity there.
>>560219891Global was a mistake
>>560219891What are you guys even mad about? We make the same kind of joke all the time.
huh, epi's VA is a complete newbie to the scene but her first role ever is as a MC of precure?
Massaging this Epipipipi.
>>560230348FUJI WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?
>>560230261Stuff like Precure and Rider hire new talents because it's uber cheap and to give them an opportunity to grow and use those shows as a stepping stone into broader successes.
>>560230348>>560230519it's nyover....the sniff fiends have taken over.....
imagine if Fuji and Chitose O have a sniffing party
>>560219891Ok, SOME parts of global are a little funny
>>560231553This depiction with uma musume looks lewd but tbdesu with an IRL uma it would be adorable to have its snoot in your face sniffing loudly
>>560231858Now what about being surrounded by ponies, all of them pressing their snoots in your legs and sniffing loudly.
>>560103736https://x.com/humikane/status/2032486571858182549
>>560233823I pet and hug them all, of course
I'm kind of baffled that Cygames didn't include the autoplay QoL update for global MANT release.
>>560234154Why did you save this image
>>560234154Meanwhile, at the Cesario household.
>Spepepepepepepe>Buebuebuebuebue>Cesasasasasa>Tactotototototo
>>560234204 (NTA)What, a man can't take a picture of his family anymore?
>>560234776But he saved it, used it, and even reposted it.
>>560234915What are they gonna do, sue him?
>>560234154Which umafamily would make (You) lose a full head of hair the fastest as the man of the house?
>>560238962
>>560238962>marry Tony Bi(a)n(ca)>spawn include loud Tickezo and Pokke
Asking for reference, is MANT the best way to make a parent? It just hit globab, it's amazing when doing a casual and an ace/runner for CM attempt but it's absolutely horrid when making parents like meji ryan so far
>>560242371>it's amazing when doing a casualWhat is wrong with you people
>>560243050dont listen to him senpai2 days into it and a lot of globabs are already tired of it
>>560243050I've been lurking the other thread cause I was curious how the reception would be. It seems like a lot of the more casual players just see higher ratings than Aoharu after their first run or two and that's enough to make them a believer. Also the whales are already scoring higher than any runs I've ever made in MANT. Their next four months are going to be quite something.
>hitorijime sasete
I've trained hard for thisThere will be no umapyoi
>>560205075no, it's just one guy commissioning them
She wants to have you all day
>>560247092From a quick and conservative count on the boorus, there are at least 100 individual works depicting Tact in a bikini. The vast majority of them in blue or white or both.You mean to say that this madlad has bankrolled all of that?
>>560246020Judging from reactions I've seen on xitter I think many people were expecting it to be much worse because they were anticipating an actual hell scenario because of memes and were pleasantly surprised that it's giving them easy access to S ranks. They're lucky they only have it for 4 months and already have some QoL. They'll find out why nobody likes it within a week or two.I don't anticipate many people ragequitting because they have foresight and know there's a light at the end of the tunnel instead of us who had to go in blind and had no idea if MANT would just be how the game would be to come.
>>560248203Can confirm it is just one dude that really loves Tact. Some artists would even announce it was a comm. There's a reason like 90% of them have the same style of frilly bikini. I think he stopped doing it as much now though.
>>560248203It's not impossible, there's that one medical professional who bankrolled a 5 or 6 figure (USD) salary's worth of star fox furry porn and an anon who also spent about a 5 figure USD salary whaling on Symphogear XDU over the years before EOS and also commissions a ton
>>560224243She's really saying she wants to umapyoi all day...
>Barely any good guts training>Below average summers>Still got those statsWhat the fuck
The Bue Signal.
NoThis is for your own good, Buena
I need a hug from my uma wife so bad...
They see me rollin'They hatin'Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirtyTryna catch me ridin' dirtyTryna catch me ridin' dirtyTryna catch me ridin' dirtyTryna catch me ridin' dirty
>>560188897bump
>>560252417Hakase love
Keibadacchis, is there any difference between betting from the racecourse & betting from the WINS places? Just found out that there's nearby WINS from my hotel for Satsuki Sho
>>560264896あなたを温めてあげられるよ
>>560262296Nope. The only difference is that your betting ticket will have the name of your WINS instead of the racecourse.
It's your childhood friend's birthday. Say something nice about her.
>>560248203There was a guy who kept commissioning art of Arbok strangling Tokitsukaze for years and years until it became a meme. Some people just know what they want and aren't afraid to spend money to get it.
>>560268278She GROOMED me when we were kids!
What did she mean by this question bros?
>>560268278>red X is actually from red string of fateAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>560268962You groomed each other.
>>560268278I SAY THISぶぇぶぇぶぇぶぇぶぇぶぇぶぇぶぇぶぇぶぇぶぇ
>>560083905I will never undestand the hype for this kusoge>Sluts that work flirting with men everynight>You have to pay for everything>you don't even get to fuck herIt's a cuck game
>>560223740Its not about the subs. You can hear them saying the chink names and thats enough to kill it for me.
>>560234109There is no autoplay for MANT.
>>560270113えぴぃぃぃぃい!
>she's saying this in public The shamelessness of a spawn camper.
i like when casino hits the triangle pose
I love my granny.
>>560268042Perfect. I can also print ganbare tickets there, right? I'll arrive around Friday noon local, so I assume the gate draw will already be done and I can get my tickets right away.
Do you guys think stamina Shakur will continue to be meta for a while longer? I have enough rainbow shards and pick tickets to MLB her, but I'm not sure if she's good competitively since she doesn't have double golds like Dura, Bouquet, or Meno. I'm mainly just looking for a versatile stamina card. I already have a MLB SoE and she's working well enough, but she's slowly being powercrept.I have Dura on 2LB, but she's oigomi only. Bouquet on zero but she seems the most versatile so far despite one of her gold and most of her hints being senkou only. I don't even have Meno, and while she seems like the most powerful, she's really restricted to senkou long.>>560277948Aye. The only difference outside of how you watch the race is that you won't get a full colour version of that day's racing program.
It's called White Day because uma wombs are being painted white by their trainers.
JRA streams for free from today, no need to watch some kick streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktUUSDrVxkQ
>>560279246>Do you guys think stamina Shakur will continue to be meta for a while longer?it will stay meta until the next dirt CM but there is a good chance of some broken stamina card coming out next scenario if not sooner. I wouldn't recommend wasting resources and just cope with bouquet for 2 months
>>560279570seems like it needs vpn
>>560280628A 0lb Bouquet? That seems kinda rough.
>>560279246i thought halloween mayo was the meta
The Arc cope will continue until morale improves.
>>560282986>
>>560282805I don't even know anymore. I just want a reliable stamina card so I can leave one slot open to borrow meta card for each CM/LOH.
>>560282723She's actually kind of alright for a cope 0LB filler card. It's just comparatively, investing that many resources into an older support that's right on the edge of falling out of favor is a questionable investment in the long run. It'd probably be better to save your stones for the next generalist stam.
https://x.com/gallop_keiba/status/2032620626566127777It's not looking good...
https://x.com/BurauGame/status/2032562349534544213I laughed at this
>>560284562they restarted it 20 min later. also the american horses seems to be going anyway
>>560285203Good account.https://x.com/BurauGame/status/2031833958728810721
I had a dream that I was betting on a horse called Win ImmortalWhat could this mean?
>>560285675that you're a gambling addict
>>560285675You're seeing the future, or maybe you got the name order backwards.https://db.sp.netkeiba.com/horse/result/2021103664/
>>560284562>attack a horse racewho the fuck attacks horses? ...maybe the burgers are right, just nuke iran
>>560285751Probably>>560286390That's interesting
>>560286586they didn't attack the race, it stopped temporarily because they heard explosions from a few kilometers away.
CUTEhttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/2032653147513274447
>>560286586>>560287049also technically horses are revered creatures in islam, so they will not attack the race directly unless they stopped giving a fuck about the religious morals as well
>>560287049oh i seewell if any of the horses do get hurt then my statement stands
>>560276771you are gonna get locked in her room with her for a day and you will like it
I've come to accept that if I want to seriously play JP I need to learn the language, any tips for getting started?
>>560288471Taekim to learn grammar. Anki to learn basic vocabs to get you started. Then read a lot of Japanese VNs, mangos, news, and novels to passively learn and remember new vocabs.It might be nice to find a study group too to keep you motivated. Hell, I've seen a few anons asking about how to study Japanese in the past few threads, so maybe we can throw together something.
>>560288893Thanks anon, I'll look into these, hopefully I can get something done by next year
>>560285675Cool ass name ngl
>>560288961Oh yeah, forgot the most important part, but make sure to memorize hiragana and katakana before you start.https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9987A659670D60E0I'm sure there are better sources for Japanese lessons now, but I still like nama sensei.
>Win g1 with diachan>Satono family rents out several restaurants, arcades and a fucking resort to celebrate
>>560289819Dia-chan campaign is fun and made me love the Satono clan more. Dia is a great character, it's a shame that she's been mostly reduced to AIIIIEEEEEE NOT THE SATONO ISLAND.
>>560289949Better that than the retarded chinese tongue shit
>>560290806Hors?
>>560290160She's my Daji, I fear.
>>560290806It's so you can attack from both above and below. Ideally, the attacks would happen at the same time, so the target's AA would have to divide its attention between two large groups of attackers and wouldn't be able to put up enough fire to stop either. Also, a ship's deck is waaay less armored than its hull, especially around the waterline.
Inazuma Daimon finally won a race!
>>560291714Nyes. About time.
>Diachan valentines>She rents out a giant crane machine filled with actual chocoaltes>(you) play the role of the cranenyoooooo
>>560287096Chrono is the cutest
>>560292780>you manage to figure out diachan's handmade choco from the rest
>>560292780Sega actually have this as an attraction from what I've heard. Also the chocolate is probably a like a dragon reference.
https://x.com/sagkota/status/2032578700450074780SakaiTore come get your girl quick or else the oil baron will took her away
>>560293068Trainers were built for their respective umas.
>>560294179Lol lmaoOver his dead fucking body will that ever happen
>>560293669Aye, it was for a limited time event years ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URH3Kg0wpqk
>>560294428Not if they give abema exclusive contracts to stream saudi's sporting escapades worldwide...
>>560295442>saudi's sporting escapadesWhat sporting escapes?
That's it for diachan's career. Surprisingly not much? Her character story had more cute moments
>danon picture and dinastaLONG LIVE THE DURA DYNASTY
It was never seen again.