founders are faggots
thank you

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>>560015320
what are you talking about, I'm married with a bio fem but yeah, I'm a faggot sometimes

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>>560015320

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bills status?

>>560015613
Another $1,000,000,000 to our beloved STB overlords, and another $750,000,000 to dropshipping bags of flaming dogshit onto Gabe Newell's porch

>>560015556
this poster agp ERPs as ella purnell

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we got one of em city dwellers martha, fine dining tonite

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>>560015441
And worst of all, now everyone will follow Fortnite's lead, just as they did before with the “generosity” of giving you enough for the next pass and the extra vbucks
Now all games that aren't mobile games and have passes will give you enough currency to get the next pass, but nothing more
It's a rule about battle passes that Epic has just broken for all games in the future
Thanks Epic

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>>560013681
Most of the ratings on that site are based on first impressions than the entire season as a whole. The only rating I actually agree with that site is Primal since that season actually felt awful to play at the time on a fundamental level.

kylefags are awfully quiet about anything but founders, no confirmation of more stw skins in BR, almost as if this is just a pump and dump because epic doesn't have a new mode on the horizon

>>560016349
>epic doesn't have a new mode on the horizon
Fucking good. NO NEW MODES. FIX BR.

>>560016567
Got it, $1,500,000 to steal the brainrot + advertising
And a Sword Art Online collab for good measure

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Are any new furry women coming out?

>>560016828
not that we know of

>>560016567
epic is dumb and always chases short term over long term, that fall guys mode had potential but they wasted manpower on a limited time mode with only 1 singular update, the novelty was gonna wore off fast but if they added more maps and gamemodes maybe they would've gotten another low but reliable gamemode like festival or lego

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>>560016828
Poodle on March 19th, trust (in epic's infinitely abysmal -5 wisdom)

>>560016349
and why should they have a new mode?

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>>560016874
>>560016965

>>560015363
>>560015438
>>560015441
gotta quell the horde a bit
this is going under the assumption of the following (its retarded but its likely the situation we're in):
>tim has zero intention of ending any of his money sinks
>for whatever reason the extra funds NEED to come from the consumer
in that situation, id much rather lose the extra pass vbucks over being charged the same amount of dollars to get less funny money. they obviously moved a bunch of vbucks into the bonus rewards because they were hoping the f2ps (or more accurately once-paid-now-f2ps) would get bored before level 100 and would be forced into buying vbucks for either the next pass or for whatever shop skins they wanted. obviously that didnt work because we're in this situation now.
ive got no problem with weekend warriors who buy the pass, get to level 30, then quit to play warzone footing the bill for epics retarded decision making. what i do have a problem with is people who already paid money and bought vbucks with cash being forced to pay the same amount for less. am i gonna miss the extra shit for free? yeah obviously, but if you didnt expect something like this with how things were going youre a bit daft. theyre gonna walk something back in order to get people off their back, and if its anything, i hope that its the amount of vbucks per dollar. honestly im just happy that they didnt do what every other company does and only give you like 50% of the pass' value in currency.

>>560016990
they shouldn't that's the point, just that it was moronic to think epic did this out of passion or goodwill, just like it was moronic to think they were gonna remove founders, this is to appease shareholders
at most stw will get another zone with reused assets and that's it, they're literally giving away a hero everyone with stw already had, couldn't even bother to make a new one

Since I won't be buying any more v-bucks/subbing to crew anymore. What should I do with my 13,000 v-bucks?

>>560017651
buy the same pet multiple times

>>560017651
leave them rotting because they're only doing marvel and star wars for the rest of the year

>>560016828
that norse squirrel maybe

>>560017171
If I had to choose, increase crew and vbucks pack prices without nerfing them, just decreasing everything across the board tells low spenders to fuck off to something else.

>>560017171
I don't accept the cuckpromise that this is the only way. people should be open and telling that balding fuckhead tim that killing the game for the sake of creative is fucking retarded

>>560017651
Buy out the entire No Sweat + Boundless tabs of course

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there is no way epic invited streamers that are focused on kills to playtest STW a few weeks ago.

Heck i’m not even sure they are adding content to STW. they are just making it free. and if they make it to canney, they will drop it half way. there is no reward to finishing STW unless you are a founder.

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Stw stuff

>>560018193
erm theres some cluh ean pickaxes you can use in BR

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>>560018284

>>560018284
so they're still not fixing survivor perks beyond the trap related ones?

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>>560016828
manifesting

>>560018284
>>560018535
>no weapon leveling changes
Anddddd it's DoA

>>560017651
Gifts for your /fng/ friends.

>>560018193
It's the weirdest shit ever. Best I can explain what's happening is epic realized coop games is a highly sought-after market (thanks to Helldivers success). They also learnt making modes that DONT let you use your cosmetics are a waste of time and resources (IE rocket racing and especially Lego Odyssey). So panic, we need (want?) a coop mode to bring players in... Lets use STW!
Yeah just ignore the fact STW fucking sucks after you have to defend your base for the 4th time and you realize that's really all there is to this shit game

>>560018753
I like defending my base tho

>>560018043
people are rightfully clowning on tim for his garbage (that "we're going to be bankrupt in a decade from these lawsuits" quote is especially ironic) but im resigned to the idea that xitter whining will not get creativesloppers fired. better off hoping for the least retarded change to be kept.
>>560017959
increasing prices again is essentially the same as shrinkflation. why punish the people already paying epics way instead of forcing the freeloaders to put in a dime every so often.

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>Starting on March 13, Repeat is hosting 12 consecutive weeks of Cash Cup Tournaments with prizes totaling $100,000 across all skill brackets and regions.
>The tournaments will be open to all players on the platform and feature multiple rank-based brackets and side cash grab cups across 1v1, 2v2, and 3v3 game modes.

>TL;DR
Rocket League has cash cups too, like Br, Reload and Mobile Blitz

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>>560018586
Living onahole

>>560018956
GEE I WONDER WHY THE COSTS OF OPERATING ARE SO HIGH

>>560018956
this is not what they should be announcing immediately after complaining about keeping the lights on
fuck i hate competitive

>>560018956
All these cash cups do is
>Waste money
>Increase the amount of sweats in unranked lobbies
>Increase the amount of cheaters across all queues
Go back to just giving out some stupid skin for comp shit ffs

>>560018956
kek

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>he doesn't have a lucrative pro streaming/competitive gaming scene in the year of our lord 2026
You guys have computers and internet, right...?

>>560018956
>Bills are high
>Better offer tourney payouts and creativeslop jeets free money
>Why is everyone who spends so mad?

crashing this game with no survivors

>>560018956
this genuinely the most tone deaf shit they could have followed the changes with

>>560019501
>forgetting about adding Bold Stance + Tiniest Violin + Wolfie to the shop right after the announcement

>>560017171
>Timmy should keep burning money at my expense
Lol no

>>560019625
>lumping in wolfie
lmfao

>>560017171
Don't look at it from the company's perspective, look at it from your perspective, as someone who pays, a consumer, or whatever you want to call it. You can't be happy about this change, because they're taking something away from you. The changes they make are their problem, and they'll see if I keep buying passes or not. The important thing is that they're taking away your opportunity to have more. And you, like an idiot, accept it without question. Clearly, Epic has found a good consumer here, one who advocates for the company and not for himself

>>560018284
none of this is too bad except for the implication that legendary items will no longer appear on low level mission alerts, which is only a mild bummer as they were already rare. all livable stuff.

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>>560019738
I mean....why shouldn't I?

I wanted to get excited for the new season but I don’t care anymore. Probably for the better.

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All of these cars got updated the same way the Batmobile was, could get added to Fortnite soonish
The Bugatti Centodieci had compatibility but they removed it with no context

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Guess I'll dig through my locker to see what old BP stuff I might want to use since I'm not putting another dime in for the forseeable future

>>560019729
thats exactly what im saying that shouldnt do. burn money at the expense of people who dont finish the pass. leave everybody else alone.
>>560019747
again, youre misunderstanding. ive been calling tim a retard since the announcement for not killing creative payouts or comp cups like >>560018956
or whatever, im just saying that IF (and likely WHEN) they dig in their heels and insist on at least one consumer-raping change, they revert the ones that affect the paying customer base and keep the one that fucks the f2ps. im not excusing the behavior, im just trying to prove that anyone who thinks that putting the extra vbs back in the pass is top priority is calling for the wrong fix.

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>>560016349
with the new STW updates a Kyle skin is all but confirmed. trust the plan

>>560018956
I thought we were broke??????

>>560020389
Papi Kyle owns the house

>>560020163
from the thumbnail on mobile I thought she was sitting next to a fat guy in a bear costume

>>560020389
the only thing I gives a fuck about is if they uncensored penny

There must be a lot fewer founders than people think if Epic won't go after them. In their eyes taking the PR hit is less lucrative than just allowing the remaining founders to continue earning.

>>560018956
>WE NEED TO PAY THE BILLS
>follow up with announcing this
Darksydephil tier behavior kek

>>560020786
okay matti

>>560021018
There's a lot of founders but the truth is a lot of them don't play anymore or don't bother with dailies and alerts. The changes since founders were added always reduce vbs for passive income and encourage active play. I think it's not just legal trouble but in Tim's eyes it looks good to have such a consistent player base

>>560019943
I love her but I want more like her

>>560021018
I'm funder I don't even open STW, I rather buy the vkeks when Ineed than chasing alerts

>>560021018
After Epic removed the daily log in for StW, most StW fans worst nightmare came true. They actually had to play StW to get vbucks.

>>560021513
>>560022201
Founders is like one of those "push the button" hypotheticals
>YOU GET
>Free v-bucks every day for the life of the game
>BUT
>You have to play STW to get them
>WILL YOU PUSH THE BUTTON?

>>560022620
>YOU GET 300 VBUCKS EVERY 3 DAYS GUARANTEED
>YOU HAVE TO PLAY 30 MINUTES, IF THAT, TO RECEIVE THEM
why are you even playing fortnite if thats a problem

>>560022959
because they're idiots

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this season is genuinely so fucking terrible I cannot describe how much I miss ch6s1

>>560022620
>>560022959
I keep forgetting that they added the ability to save mission progress even if you leave. So you can load up a mission and fire off like 10-12 xenon bow shots to finish your daily then leave. Also mission specialist dailies can now be rerolled because they down pay out any more than normal missions.

>>560022620
I get that something like a PL130 alert might be annoying, but the dailies? Most objectives can be completed without finishing the mission itself. Like, say you have to break 3 arcade machines...
>Load into the map
>xenonbowspam.mp3
>3/3 destroyed
>Quit mission
>Receive 100 vbonks
That takes like 30 seconds not counting loading screens. And if you do get something annoying like completing 3 missions as whatever class, you can reroll one daily each day. It's very unlikely you'll get a combo of "horrible" dailies

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New twitch drops for car bros

>>560019053
all of that is a rounding error compared to dropping 10 million bucks a week giving people a $60 free game on epic

>>560023334
Jade was a QT

>>560022620
>>560021513
you also get like 20 cents so you are better off looking for change on the street

>>560023334
This is the first season where I cancelled crew and didn't complete any of the battle, og, lego, or music passes. First season I reached unreal in builds though and after my first unreal match I stopped updating lol. The game legitimately fucking sucks right now, streamers saying the game was in good hands was such a bad fucking omen.

>>560024018
sorry didn't realize I could mail my fucking loose pocket change directly to epic
shut the fuck up you complete retard

>>560020828
a new Penny with jiggle would be awesome, hope for a Western Penny port tbqh.
I'm a Penny fan and I'm happy with Rotten and Bunny desu fammy. Bunny probably my favorite female skin, and they ported her very faithfully during ch4 so that was very nice.

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>>560017017
>>560016965

As said, at least there's lola bunny coming up. Doesn't justify much but hey

>>560024157
It's true. Why don't you get a job instead of playing a dogshit game for pennies? I've been seeing you faggots gloat about the founderbucks like a hobo showing a dollar to his friends under the bridge. No matter how enticing or valuable you try to make it sound, you're not getting vbucks for free. You're trading your useless time for peanuts in a videogame. Fucking pathetic.

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>>560024157
>put coins in jar
>drop off at coinstar or any bank with a reader
>free 4skin bucks

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>>560024625
>you shouldn't spend five seconds to shoot off a xenon bow to get your dailies done thats pathetic
>you should be like me and spend your hard earned money on a company actively fucking me in the ass to recoup losses from ten billion dollar payouts to brainrot simulator
hop off timmy's dick bro

>>560024728
fat and disgusting and brown
we need to go back to stoning women and throwing them in lakes

>>560024625
if founderbux are pennis then timmys change to battle passes and vbuck bundles must mean nothing to you.

>>560024018
sorry bro didnt you hear
50 vbucks is now worth a dollar
that means i get 6 bucks every 3 days for playing the game for 10 minutes
how much do you get from playing the game, exactly?

>>560022620
Also easy exp and decent to play so don’t see a problem unless you just don’t enjoy the game

>>560025151
>>560024997
Its all latelet cope for not being a FOUNDGOD

>>560024778
>Build 4 radar towers in successful missions
>Complete 5 missions
>Fully explore 3 areas in successful missions
>Rescue 25 survivors
>Rescue 50 survivors
>etc etc
>Five seconds
Hop off a bridge and try not to hit your poorfag friends on the way down
>>560024823
It doesn't. If good skins come out I'll buy them. If the game is fun I'll play it. If neither's the case, I'll play something else in the meantime or log off. This only affects jobless vermin

>>560025259
you know you can reroll missions right you dumb cocksucker
>uhghuhhuh dooing misson so haaaahrd!!!!!
literally all you have to fucking do now is load into a resupply mission, spam the outlander harvest punch on a dense enough tile, then just tab out and let the mission finish. this is such a non-task that I can only assume you have legit medical brain damage to be scared so shitless by the concept

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I think its a good thing we're getting more vtumor / gachaslop collabs, that means they're probably running out of dogshit millennial garbage to destroy the game with

Observe how all the "foundergods" exhibit clear signs of ESL
Curious

>poorfag for not putting a dollar in Tim's asshole and giving him a rimjob while down there
ruined general, game is ass

>>560025523
>Its le good we're getting vtumor and gacha slop as soon as the pricing of the game gets fucked
You know what, vtuber fans and gachatards deserve this, nvm

>>560025615
*signs of being ESL

>>560025523
>mom said it's my turn to destroy fortnite
have fun fags

>>560025259
thank you for paying my way through. sorry that you dont like how i get my vbucks, but i like to spend my money on better stuff than timmy's new rocket league cups.

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https://save-the-world.fortnite.com/

Free shit for preregistering for F2P STW

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>>560025679
i dont really give a shit about "the pricing of the game" because Im not some dopamine addict that needs to collect all the shiny new pokemon in fortnite
I only pay for crew (and even then, I cancel month to month). That's enough vbucks for me.

>>560025745
you can check the stat websites btw kafka was more popular than any of the dogshit simpsons skins and she was in the shop for like a week compared to an entire season centered around millennial cringe cartoons

>>560025721
"Signs of being English as a Second Language"?
English doesn't work that way, Ranjeet.

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>big power rangers fan
>super annoyed that the MMPR wrap didn’t have a white ranger style
>check out all the shop wraps on fortnite.gg
>only one good white and gold option
>add it to wishlist
>fast forward 7 months
>big v-bux fiasco happens
>check the shop that night
>wrap is finally in the shop for 500 veebs
>wrap was only in the shop for one day last year about a month before I wanted it, and one day the year prior
What do I do bros? Two days ago this would have been an instant purchase, but now I feel like I need to preserve the veebs I have for more important things. Do you think it'd be worth buying this wrap for the White Ranger given the current state of things? Or should I wait and hope for a decent white and gold wrap in a BP?

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>>560025943
>cancelling crew month to month to save 12 smackers

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>>560026002
I would just not let fomo get to you, 500 veebs is crazy high for a wrap you might only care about it matching one character, just use a rando white or gold one

Nonfounders need to admit they're Timmy's paypiggies. And founders need to admit STW is boring af and it is a short chore to get the freebux.

>>560025943
Like I said you deserve everything you get. The universe is great sometimes

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>I only pay for crew
>yeah the changes suck I might finally unsub to crew
>I don't support these changes I think I'll just pay for crew less often
you guys realize that you're fucking retarded, yeah? like the fact you've been actively paying for anything up until now is fucking ridiculous in of itself, this is hardly the first sign of incompetence or the game changing to rip you faggots off
I genuinely think if you morons didn't tap out when they made it so they take the BP away from you then you're clearly not going to fucking stop now, and its delusional to act like you deserve any better

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>>560025847
no downside to this right?

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>>560026221
Crew is 12 bucks a month nigga, if you get 4 hours of entertainment from fortnite a week that is 3 bucks per week for a bunch of skins and cars

>>560026323
nope

>>560026335
of COURSE its this fucking nigger that keeps spamming his dogshit goyslop fetish tiktok webms

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>>560026221
I'm sorry anon I just couldn't say no to Scooby in Fortnite.
I haven't bought anything from the shop or vbucks since his release in October if that helps.

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>>560026443
Racism in the big 26 yikes

and ofc the sites broken lmao

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>>560026527
I didnt like the hoodie I guess epic would rather a dog shit himself in one than him be naked with his doggy dick out

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What about the gigapoorfags? Think little Bobby who haunts Steal the Brainrot lobbies with picrel as his skin? Where does HE fit into Timmy-sama's logistics?

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geg, do fortcacas really?

>>560022493
They clearly suck ass since they relegated the crafting mechanic into a sidegrade after that lol. There's a problem with that season other than the shitty crafting mechanic.
>Starting weapons are literally trash
>Primal weapons are redundant and useless
>This makes the mechanical weapons stronger by default since they have first shot accuracy while the primal weapons don't
>The only primal weapon that didn't suck ass was the primal shotgun but it got nerfed hard making them useless
>The primal weapons are so useless they decided to bring back the infantry rifle and tactical shotgun in a hotfix
>Weapons like the primal pistol and recycler are god awful, while the shockwave bow is very OP due to movement options
There's a reason why that season is hated.

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>>560026660
If anything the hoodie just confirms Scooby has a dick and balls so they couldn't just have him naked, WB orders.
Or you know his lego skin would have looked weird or something being naked yet anthro Scooby Doo so hey fucking thanks lego

>>560025847
what if I already bought STW

>>560026131
>500 veebs is crazy high for a wrap you might only care about it matching one character
Yeah but it's my favorite character, and it really bugs the hell out of me that he doesn't have a matching wrap when all the other MMPRs do. I just know it's very possible another white and gold wrap could come along which I can get free with a pass, so that's the main thing holding me back. If only I had been playing during C5S2, the Flash of Lightning wrap would have been perfect for him, and the Thunder Clap wrap would have been perfect for Dino Thunder Black who also got screwed out of a matching wrap.

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>>560026969
still helps out the community goals and rewards, I own STW too

>>560026002
I understand you're a fan of the character but being upset over a fucking wrap is high grade autism.

>>560026323
Snowstrike is op, but only during firestorm season

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notice how steam isn't going bankrupt

how are the player counts?

>>560027552
last week peaked at 2 mil but the current average seems to be between 900k and 1.2 mil

>>560026002
I used the white and black john wick wrap with them

>>560024476
When does she drop

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Valid crashout?

>>560027458
In most cases the normal gun appearance is fine. Power Rangers should have matching weaponry though. It just feels wrong if they don't.

>>560027494
Loot boxes and microtransactions really.

>>560027998
I mean raise fucking fall guys prices? When that game hasn't gotten a new cosmetic in like 6 months, just the sporadic battle pass every 2 or 3 months idk. And they didn't even mention a reason for it lmao.

>>560015243
I don't play fortnite but this image made me smile

>>560026002
>>560028004
I don't know how new of a player you are but I use the thunder clap wrap for kibaranger
https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=11612

>>560027494
What will happen once Gabe dies
It's a thought that keeps me up at night

>>560028432
Tim will cheer to the heavens, before sinking into a deep depression, realizing his one motivation in life is now gone.

>>560027707
Our numbers closer to 2023 numbers now.

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>>560028531
Wait... Is Timmy actually....?

>>560028139
they only do PC games and that's not a market with a lot of kids (that aren't using their low power pc to play roblox at least)
to me valve microtransactions are the same as a pokemon booster pack, at least they're not selling uefn brainrots for 57 dollars

>>560028432
you saw how that playtester was indoctrinated to dislike gaben despite steam being a proven better gaming company to work at than epic games
they have a bunch of those there but that want to maintain his legacy instead

>>560026002
>Two days ago this would have been an instant purchase, but now I feel like I need to preserve the veebs I have for more important things.
This is going to be a common sentiment given the vbux reductions. When you try to price gouge people, people tend to step back and ask themselves if they really need something. I guarantee Epic will end up making less money because of this ordeal than if they had just kept things they way they were.

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https://vocaroo.com/16XDAQrdyKR6

Pay My Bills

Battle Bus up, patch notes drop
Check the shop another flop
Used to buy skins, quick thrills
Now it’s VinderBucks for Tim’s bills

OG locker, dusty chills
Epic cooking brand-new deals
Tim Sweeney smiling on the hill
Press the button, raise the bill

(Chorus)
They say “the cost of running Fortnite’s gone up a lot”
So they’re raising prices just to pay the bills
We drop Tilted, chase cheap thrills
Stacking crowns and stormline kills
But every swipe, every refill
Really just pays Tim's bills

(Verse 2)
Item Shop spins, neon bait
Collab skins at luxury rate
Peely staring, looking ill
Even bananas cost a bill

Feels like dinner with a CEO
He orders steak, we split the dough
Check comes out, guess who will
Players stuck to pay his bill

(Chorus)
They say “the cost of running Fortnite’s gone up a lot”
So they’re raising prices just to pay the bills
We glide over Frenzy Fields
Grinding quests and highlight kills

But the real endgame skill
Is swiping cards to pay his bills

(Bridge)
Storm gets small, shop gets big
Epic running the money rig
Tim says calm, it’s no big deal
“Just raise the price, they’ll pay my bills.”

(Final Chorus)
They say “the cost of running Fortnite has gone up a lot
so we’re raising prices to help pay the bills”

Sidekick scams, brainrot steals
Epic stacking VinderBucks still
Battle Bus straight to the till
Thanks for playing. Pay my bills.

>>560028703
Motivations of Megamind, personality of Titan

>>560028373
Yeah I'm aware of it, unfortunately only started playing C6S3. The Power Rangers collab is what brought me into the game.

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>>560027341
How often do you use him? He's you favorite character, but is he your main skin? And would not having a wrap bug you more than the missing $4-6 worth of v-bucks bug you? I've bought a couple of 500vb wraps for skins I really, really like, and there's always the chance you'll be able to use that one with someone else, too. I say go for it, since this is clearly weighing on you. Who knows how long it'll be until we get another white-and-gold wrap, and who knows if it'll be presentable or not.

>>560028824
How about we are Tim Sweeney
We pay his bills

>>560028763
>they only do PC games and that's not a market with a lot of kids
It's reported the boys between 12-17 spend a lot on CS loot boxes what are talking about?

>>560027998
fall guys has been all but abandoned with the only meaningful content being cosmetics and the odd "official" level creator show every update. upping the prices for premium currency in that game makes zero sense and anyone who gritted their teeth when crown jam came out exclusively in fortnite has every right to want to tear timmys head off when they now have to pay extra with fuck all in return.

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>>560020828
I dont think base penny will get changed to her stw look but I think any future skins of her will retain her stw form
Just a guess anyways based of how bunny penny remained the same

I'd rather they got rid of every side mode like Blitz, Reload, etc over raising prices. they fucked up.

>>560029423
Kids play cs??
I legitimately think valve makes little to no money from cs and dota (and now deadlock) and just carries on with these games out of love for the craft

>>560029423
>it's reported
okay timmy go settle another billionaire deal with google

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>or maybe just don't give millions to creative slop map creators, compfags, etc epic.

>>560029624
kids in eastern europe maybe, they did make a lot of money selling keys and sort of make money by their market fees but the money was already inside their ecosystem anyway, the bulk of the csgo market is on people speculating and gambling outside of the game and they introduced a new system in CS2 where you see the contents you're getting before opening or something like that, but people still buy the crate anyway to roll the next one because they're all speculating
I don't even know why they became so valuable in the first place even if they're rare, it's still just a skin you supposedly can get from a 5$ crate

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>>560029624
There were squeakers on CS since the days of 1.6, the game rewards fast twitch reflexes little niggas have

You what, why not post again...
https://litter.catbox.moe/rsdpfrn0th5r0z6o.mp4

>>560029624
Anon, if you sort the top seller in Steam (which is based on revenue) CS2 ranks 2nd. Only being beaten out by Slay The Spire 2.

>>560030103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZVaY_r9JgQ
the players are cody rhodes and epic is john cena

>>560030069
>it's still just a skin you supposedly can get from a 5$ crate
They don't just buy 1 or 2 crates they buy hundreds of it. And even then there's no guarantee you will get the rare glove or knife skins people creaming their pants over.

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chills

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this shit is just beyond greedy
wtf is tim doing

>>560027494
Notice how they are doing coordinated lawsuits on him

>>560029624
dota yes, csgo no that game is a money printer
like 60% of active dota matches are played by broke russians and SEAmonkeys

>>560030801
>500 free vbucks every 3-4 months is TOO MUCH

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https://x.com/FortniteStatus/status/2031355218475069865
5k comments now, epic still not commenting on it directly.

>>560029693
And

>>560030984
and they won't ever

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Competitive changes expected for S2

>>560032031
Thank you Clix

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>>560028960
He's tied as my main skin with MMPR Green and Dino Thunder Black. You make a good point though, not having a wrap for him would ultimately bug me more than not having the $4-$6 worth of vbux. It's been bugging me since August, especially since I like to do Fortnite photography, and the wrap ruins any gun holding photos for me with him. I suppose I could always use a return ticket if there was a white and gold one in the new BP or OG pass.

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RL built different event is also up, you have 90 days and as usual you can get compatible items for Fortnite

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>bought StW last year for XP and fucking around plus the vbucks and active skin
>yeah no refunds pal just some extra bonuses in StW!

>>560032589
Refund for what you got 1500 vb

>>560032031
>unranked modes removed
>the battle pass is now gated by rank (unreal needed for tier 100 + a new set of ranks above unreal added and needed for bonus rewards)
>peasants are matched into verified ttv condom users lobbies and recieve $100 for every elim they get on one
>every skin besides cuh-lean clix-verified sweat skins are disabled

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>>560032247
In that case, yeah, definitely pick it up before it cycles out. There are few things more frustrating than a perfectly good composition getting ruined by some ugly cosmetic. I like to take photos too and that alone would seal the deal for me.

>>560020070
The Batfleckmobile also did.

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>3 quid on epic rewards
>never buy games on EGS so it's only likely to be used on fortnite
>vbucks are about to go up so i could put it towards getting a larger package before it increases
>but then it feels like i'm rewarding tim for being a fag
i'm conflicted

>>560018956
>we have to pay the bills
>we are giving away 7k
???
Genuine retardation?

>>560034521
I bought 5k in vbucks because it's cheaper now. feelsbad but at least I see it as buying Looney Tunes for slightly cheaper

i haven’t played today…

Oh right doesn't buying shop stuff directly from epic save vbucks or whatever? going to have to start using that.

>>560034832
I bought vbucks and in bulk because its the only way to get any benefit from buying before the price hike ruins everything.

>>560033595
>every skin besides cuh-lean clix-verified sweat skins are disabled
I wouldn't be surprised if THIS actually becomes a real change for comp modes

I haven’t bought a vbuck pack since c1s5s booster pack, I’ve only used saved the world and crew when it came out.
I have every single crew skin, from the start to now. Never spent anything on vbucks packs because crew and my founder’s payouts were good enough to get me any skins I wanted.
Subbed since the very start and just canceled my crew, if they fuck up save the world I’m going to stop playing.
No idea what they were thinking, having a nice 1000 every month was perfect and got me anything, fuck right off

>>560035107
it wasn't enough to extend the passes constantly and make it so you lose access when unsubbed, they had to take away vbucks. this is the last straw for a lot of people.

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i wish i had crew so i could cancel it!!

>>560035226
That shit was a big reason too, why do I get everything locked immediately if I unsub?

>>560035462
erm actually not immediately you keep it until the date that would have been the next auto payment

https://x.com/BackersGamesF/status/2031480754278965717?s=20

>>560018956
BUT OUR BILLS WE HAVE TO PAY!?!?!

Maybe the cost of your servers would go down if you got rid of 6000 1v1 maps with 20-40 players on them?
Just an idea :)

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I only get crew at this point to also get the OG passes. Can't rush into that either after epic delayed half of this OG pass for no damn reason other than to make crew run out. Got to hope epic doesn't completely gut STW's xp gains now that it's not protected by being a paid thing.

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>>560035674
what the fuck is this dude

>>560035674
they're growing these streamers in a lab at this point. Every new one I see is the biggest, loudest, dumbest retard ever but still do crazy numbers somehow

>>560034832
You get store credit for vbuck purchases after the fact, so you still initially pay full price but you have some credit for your next purchase

so all the save the world pack skins are just vaulted forever huh

>>560027940
Should be the 19th. Same day as battle pass

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>>560027494
>>560028139
to this day i do not understand why valve gave up on the ti bp for dota 2

>>560037336
F2P STW launch will also feature the STW shop, with rotating STW and og-inspired skins. Come check it out every week for new drops!*
*Founders vbucks may only be spent here from now on.

>>560030984
They're going to ignore all the complaints and hope people just eat up the changes.

So what's gonna be the next season's big big collab be it BP or shop that will make everyone forget these bullshit changes?
Because that can't be looney tunes lmao who gives a shit

>>560037597
>Can only use your vbs for the best skins in the game
Whats the issue

Remember when Fortnite replied to Finn Balor and everyone just immediately assumed he was getting a skin for some reason.

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>Ahh Mr Sweeney, we need to talk about the vbux situations
>i'm afraid you will have to release legacy battlepasses, Rue, Stuck and Travis Scott

>>560038025
forgot about captain america already?

>>560037336
no confirmation yet but it's been rumoured/leaked for a while the stw packs will just get chucked into the item shop after it goes F2P

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>>560034827
me neither, but because yesterday I got a crown third partying and I don't wanna lose it hehe

>>560038170
No confirmation he's BP.

im still not allowed to put fortnite on my ipad in the uk

>>560038025
K-Pop Demon Hunters wave 3, with music, for reals this time.

>>>/wsg/6107320

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Full Clip Pack is set to leave next shop reset, no indication if there's gonna be another pack especially with STW becoming F2P, if there's no new pack this means STW won't be obtainable by normal means until next month for free

>>560038025
Overwatch girls without shoes, beating the actual Overwatch game to the punch.

>>560037487
Im ready

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This discord quest gives you
>White Aero
>Splash! goal explosion
>A yellow loot crate
You can just download discord, enable the quest and open RL idle for 15 minutes and finally uninstall, the Aero wheels currently aren't compatible

Woke up from a coma I heard there's female skins with jiggle physics now?

is it true i can play as og lynx in stw?

>>560040841
yes. her hero is leaving pretty soon though

>>560035674
normiecattle will watch this loud mouth breather and then look at you in the eyes and call you a weirdo for liking anime.

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>>560040165
>discord

>>560041405
modern anime isn't in the best state to be fair
do you want to be associated with the berserk brand of sacrifice or solo leveling people?

>>560040803
Go back to sleep
Epic is trying their hardest to kill the game rn

No update to save the world besides being free to play?

>>560042739
No content update, just structure/playability for leveling stuff and so forth. So they're not getting anything we didn't already have besides it being easier to get into it.

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Hiya Commander. We know you've been here since the beginning, and we really appreciate that, but the cost of running Homebase has gone up. As a result we'll be giving you 50% less V-Bucks as rewards from dailies and alerts. We hope you'll continue to Save the World™ with us despite these trying times.

Old pass status?
Player count status?
Flop status?

So I should spend all my epic rewards now before they depreciate in price huh

>>560043913
How would they depreciate if it's tied to real money value?

>>560042958
You're getting the magnet

>>560044043
Because you get less vbucks for the same amount, so yeah your money basically depreciates next week.

>>560042958
*installs cow voice pack*
*installs cow print exterior and onahole mod*
*sticks 3 magnets to her*

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All the methods suck now, I should've done this months ago...

>>560039562
Will these packs cost more next week or will they give out less vbucks?

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>>560036398
>>560036879
>>560041405
stage 1
>loud and funny haha im young so I love it
stage 2
>I'm a grown man now, I'm disgusted at what people find interesting nowadays (you are here)
stage 3
>loud and funny but he right you know, its nice feeling young again, go get em jinxy

>>560029578
Sex with kyle

>>560043913
I'd wait til the last day in case Epic caves to the backlash.

>>560038101
Fortnite is banned on china

are millennial and gen z men 100% straight? and do those stats mimicking fng posters?

>>560040165
>he doesnt know about discord quest scripts

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Hate to repost from reddit, but some informative math.

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>>560044717

>>560046223
are there even 50 legendary skins (as outlined in the image) available in the item shop?

>>560046223
>operating costs are low
>but hey if you buy this on the EGS you get FREE MONEY!!!! (as a refund)
this honestly seems more like them trying another retarded method to goad people to use the EGS launcher rather than just trying to crimp vbuck prices. obviously it can and likely is both but bitching that you've got too much overhead while still offering the cashback shit is clownery

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>The server costs for running fortnite only went up by $600 between 2018 to now

>>560046458
Remember to pre register your account for STW to get his exclusive limited time spray.

>>560046864
where are people getting these numbers from

>>560046864
It's funny how their official post got fact checked, they really thought they could pull the "were a small indie company" bullshit with Disney and Tencent funding

>>560046492
there's 66 but 13 of them cost 1800 instead of 2000 (the gimpsuits + Vegeta, Gohan and Piccolo)

completely forgot about this but I do wonder if the v buck and BP change has something slightly to do with the fact that battle passes aren't time gated anymore and can come back after 2 years
still a greedy piss poor excuse but it would add up

I've only bought like 3 skins this entire season. I've been sitting on 5k vbucks for months now. The price changes suck but the shops have been nothing but slop and shite week after week so it really doesn't affect me. If anything I'll be saving $12 a month by cancelling my crew sub.

>>560046864
Whaaat

>>560047047
even if they didn't get that shit, they're still super open about how much they pay out to creative. the idea people weren't going to call them out on the "sowwy but wideo gaymes are eckspensif :,(" when they're openly pouring seventy kajillion into brainrot box fight simulator is sheer delusion.
anyone with a brain would just tell them to stop funding that shit but tim won't drop his roblox ripoff slop. and thats not even getting into all the stupid cash tournaments that do nothing but jerk off a cabal of compfags

when are we getting that kyle skin that was going to come out with penny way back in chapter 2

>>560047434
Let me guess Lizard, Wolfie and Pingwin?

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i haven't played in a while is suisei coming out in an hour at shop reset?

>>560047951
tomorrow

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>tfw I almost bought founders pack 2 years ago
I would be in profit right now, mistakes were made.

I'm a founder, Tim owes me everything

>>560046881
It keeps not letting me register when I hit register

>>560047951
tommorow's shop reset

>>560047776
different guy but that's exactly all i bought this season too minus the lizard.

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>>560048010
>>560048438
thanks!

>>560047638
also I feel like something lost in all this is tim's absolutely retarded approach to the EGS. his business strategy since it released was telling consumers to fuck themselves while sucking devs off at every turn, you'd think a sensible company would look at failing profits and maybe stop offering million dollar exclusivity deals, giving out thousands of copies of free games, and actually charge people a higher operating rate like steam instead of effectively hosting their products for free, but tim is a stubborn retard and would rather keep riding his high horse dildo and fuck over the playerbase to recoup costs instead.
no sympathy for this stupid company.

>>560047776
Nope, Grace Jonesy unchained and karuta Harley Quinn

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>>560015320
>founders are faggots
FOUNDERGODS... DAY ZERO OF NEVER STOP WINNING

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>>560046989
probably the average AWS costs, the game does down when amazon goes out and timmy thanked them at the start of the game for being able to deploy more servers so fast while they were experiencing explosive growth, they probably have a better deal than normal so it's even less if that's true
well they did say server costs not development costs so they backed themselves on a wall on that one

>>560047757
they can’t just do a fatty bundle, that’s too obvious

>>560048558
This is a kids game aren't this woman a psychopath?

wasn't there supposed to be a this week in fortnite shop video or is that also too expensive for them now?

>>560050628
the only thing new left is suisei, no point

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Esme LOVE

>>560050628
Unless they suddenly rerun the rest of the RE shit half a month later when people are very fucking pissed off, we're just under a week away from the next season so there's not much point for them to try to hype anything else but Suisei up.

bibbidi bobbidi boowa

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tonight

>Chevrolet Corvette (x1) [ID: ChevroletCorvette]
>Victory Vibes (x2) [ID: VV0312]
>Fortnite Drops (x4) [ID: FND0312]
>KPop Demon Hunters (x3) [ID: KPop]
>Battle Ready (x5) [ID: BR0312]

>>560050894
>>560051051
Suisei is cute but yeah i mainly wanted to see if old RE skins are coming back so i could gift them to my sister. last thing i'm buying from the shop because i don't want to support their greed with gutting the bp vbucks which is a shame because i was going to grab crew for Onesie

>>560052095
>KPop Semen Hunters right before the V-Buckening

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>>560049669
im willing to take the title of gracefag

FounderGODS don't forget to do Plankerton pl34 for vbees

>>560052416
unbaced Gracetard

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>>560052095
I already have all I'll ever need from kpop semen hunters

>>560052416
only if you're like ochako

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>>560051850
WHAT!?

Skin with the best looking feet?
/fng/ bros?

>>560052814
Blanka

>>560052814
Beach Jules or Heartseeker Aphrodite

It's been a while for me, still playing from time to time, just said fuck it and bought all the way to 200.
Has anything interesting come up or changed? I've heard Crew V-bucks are going down to 800.

>>560052814
Wendell

>>560052956
vbucks will be more expensive, the battle pass will cost 800 but only give 800 back

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>>560016828
I'm fine with never getting a new one other than a collab like Carrot or Amy Rose.

You guys have bought Wolfie after missing your chance last time, right?

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>>560052956
>buying to 200
lmao way to light your money on fire

>>560053568
woah....

>>560053505
I really wish i was one, with the new bl changes i won't be able to afford anything

>>560053568
wolfie is fucking ugly and I'm not gonna pretend otherwise just because theres barely any other female anthros in the game

>>560050958
Old FOTM, now Irish bitch is my waifu

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>>560053568
Of course I got Wolfie. I main her. I do sexual emotes of her. I bang Japanese fleshlights to her. That image is BASED. Model-accurate is the BEST. What is the sauce?

>>560052703
who's ochako?

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>>560044305
Brainrot to get 5 levels a day from customs. Do all your weeklies from Music mode. Get all your STW xp each day

Nigga you had 4 months

retarded jannies do fuck all about this retard constantly spamming food webms

BROS I NEEEEEEED LIKE 300 VBUCKS PLEASSEEE!!!!

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>cant find the stupid lightning gun anywhere

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>>560053568
I got her day 1

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>>560054087
hot drop the alien area and get one in the deepest bunker or play squads and grab it off someone's bodies

>>560053568
No because no matter how sex the fanart makes her, the actual skin is just too ugly

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>>560054020
Food is in fortnite and is on topic genius

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>>560054106
Same, and I bought her for two friends

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>>560052814
It's a tie between Etheria and Medley for me, wish fem skins like scuba crystal and tide strider had sandal physics like male skins do

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>>560052814

i think I'm gonna re-up crew once more before the change and then stop for good
got enough skins to choose from and will switch to f2p as long as fn still allows for that

>>560054020
now its like a discord of people because multiple people are spamming it. 100% the cadofags that spammed before but now the strat is to post surface level as fuck "on-topic" takes to mask it instead of full scale meltdown spam

>>560054273
would have looked bettter with a brown or not ashy looking coat

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>>560054350
If you quit playing fortnite much I can understand going F2P but crew is still a good value, hope next season doesnt suck ass

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>>560054391
I am just one anon with a 4channel pass, you too can post images you really like by coughing up $2 a month

>>560052956
There was a massive chimpout yesterday regarding vbucks packs and crew having their values reduced but retaining the same prices. As for me, crew is cancelled and I will have to decide eventually if I want to continue playing if they don't back down.

don't forget the food spammer was also the vomitfag spammer

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>>560054698
Source: my ass

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I'm gonna save up to buy a founders pack.

>>560054716
>seppukku emote as the game kills itself

>>560053712
I don't think so.

>>560054790
You don't have a lot of time at this point.

>24 hour peak has been below a million every day since the vbucks announcement
I guess we can definitively call this the worst season ever

>>560054790
They are gonna shoot up to 800 bucks after the swap just work an extra shift and dont pick up dimes on the ground

>>560053568
I'm using wolfie today ^OwO^

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>>560054807
>tiniest violin into seppuku
if we don't get Boo Box for the funeral procession I will riot