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why didnt you make a shimm op ;_;
why is sword so lucky...
just a teaser
>>560067169<<<<<ANCHOR POST FOR PRIVATE LOBBIES>>>>>POST YOUR LOBBY CODE IN RESPONSE TO THIS SO ANONS CAN VISIT ITVISIT OTHER LOBBIES ANONS POSTWE CAN ALL GET 50 VISITORS IF WE DO THIS
kandima sex
>>560067325dbs7kplease help. thank you (at 4/50 now)
>>560067325we don't have 50 posters here bwo...
>>560067390you arent even a nonny where did you come from
>>560067289I always like to change it up if I bake. 3 in a row feels like way too much...
>>560067457I've seen him before, he's from /svg/. Don't slander anons...
>>560067434we absolutely do. I said this yesterday or the day before but we probably have 120-150 regulars judging by guild activity. I curse hiroshimoot every day for removing ip counters.
>Althenia>Mommy>Milteo>ShymmIsn’t it neat how all the animated cards/leaders of the set make up all the top meta decks?
>>560067293Chances are really high I'll end up being a sword main after reset if they're so consistently strong for another year. They have good girls and are treated better than most other classes.
I dare anyone to find a worse card. Difficulty level: Impossible
>>560067565no we don't... we have like 15... i wouldn't call the 100 something a regular
Wait this is the wrong last showdown in the OP
>>560067768that enables dragon shenanigans though, the dragon 8pp silver is definitely worse
>>560067768Made for the sole purpose of bricking dragon’s card pool in Take Two…
>>560067804you severely understimate what a 15 person general looks like
>>560067768it enables getten + 2pp satan + 0 pp jerry win
the sword players in dumpster cr always throw some hands...
>>560067768
>>560067875OOPS! My bad, I have the correct one saved in my notepad but I guess I somehow fucked it up...>>560067169Last thread! >>559986526
>>560068178don't talk shit about my boy slaushis highrolls are funny as fuck
>>5600684153pp do nothing rely on rngevove: do nothing even more
>>560068453evolve does something thoughif he survives he's pretty good but he released in an awful set for him to survive in
>>560067768at this point in time, spiked dragon is extremely shittyyou thought manamel was awful at 4pp? try 8pp
>>560069252wtf I didn't even know this was a card
>>560069252At least this is pretty fine in Take Two.
>>560067768For 3PP, another craft can get 5/4
>>560069252Holy fuck I have not seen this card played even once
im playing stormslop again...
>>560069768...and don't take 1 for it
>>560070391Cannot wait for a craft to get 2PP 3/3 that doesn't punch self for 3. Oh wait
why doesnt this game have piloted shredder yet
undeadpedo bitching hours
ghostpedo rolls off the tongue better
>>560070471encroached world is pretty close in terms of pulling bullshit out of the ass
pedo general
>With the private lobby update, players can now spectate matches in both weekend and private lobby tournaments. Whoa so we can actually spectate the shitters who are dragging everyone down with their long games
but enough about gilliam
waiting for piggytails hairstyle so I can tease nonnys in the lobby...
maito is hosting a lobby tourneyoluon is the only follower you can put in your deck
I play a card that turns the enemy leader into gay
Play a card that turns a bad nonny into a good nonny~
anon above gives sloppy bj
Finally made a Ramp decklist i'm satisfied with that can take on Aggro Abyss,Evo Forest, Enhance Sword, and Amulet.
what the fuck is a nonny
>>560071942no crane birbs for discard?
>>560072006ask the sluts in the lobby to find out
I just missed lethal ahhhhhhhhhhhhh im so stupid still won tho
>>560072006its like a cutesy way of saying anon
>>560072778Certified good guy post
you need to pay to play the private lobby event?
>>560072962no you only need to pay to host
At this point it's beyond clear they balanced sword without Albert in mind. They just assumed he is out of rotation and made the archetype ( which is enchance slop)
>>560073034They knew exactly what they were doing anon.
They don't balance.
>>560072139Nah only new discard card I run is Sagatsumatsu to kill wards. Also i'm retarded I covered Zooeyx3, Fortex2, Ogurix3, and Draconic Strike.
fuckkk
>>560072006(a)non (female)
>>560073034it's not even t1 and it goes away in a set. they knew what they were doing and were fine with it
We are having a party at my private lobby the day albert rotates outWe will have drinks and good music!
>>560073382Sounds good babe
?!
>>560073750My wife and her massive all naturals
we all know thats a manstop trying to trick us
the game needs more pandora-likesarmes isn't enough
reprint his amulet
>>560074242She's 100% female!
Dragontard draws last, misplays, doesn't know what his cards do, accidentally kills his own cards with his own aoe, wins anyway because he ramped to 10 on turn 5 then top decked perfectly, so fun
I play storm slop for 6 ppI play storm slop for 7 ppI play storm slop for 8 ppI play storm slop for 9 ppgg shake my hand
but enough about sword
but enough about dragon
you know swordbab is desperate when they coin noel
desperate for what though
for sex
desperate to see the fearless soldier alt art
tutorable 1pp banish anything
wtf did you hear that
i realized we don't complain about annegrea, congregant of sword or supplicant of abyss anymore
I love when Zwei lives and I can play puppet master next turn
no point crying about congregant when the entire sword library is just as OP
>>5600673258662dCurrently at 5/50. Would appreciate the help.
not even a futa pic attachednot joining
I'll post a futa pic for my lobby
I joined
I joined every lobby code posted so far. I hope anons join mine when I buy the battlepass. I like finishing all 50 levels first before I buy and I'm only at 37 so far.
>>560077827I'll join yours when you post it!
if you want 50ppl you need to do more than just post it here
I'm not giving you free shit faglords
I fucking hate forest so much
I fucking hate green sword so much
nstd8would appreciate the help, thank you
I fucking love forest so much
wjhjyhyy
I love portal and penis <3
Use the anchor post you dumbass
>>560067325>>560078513
>>560078652omg same sis!
I'm the straightest poster here. I only fuck femboys. Guess my main craft.
faggot
damn noel healed him to full twice while clearing my board and putting me in albert range gg i should've played smarter
>>560078717
>>560078986Sorry chud he gets to full clear your board and heal so get fucked and play a better class
if noel can full clear your boardyour board mustve sucked ass
yidmetra... you disgust me
I like to suck ass
what a sad day today...
>>560079487Is Noel gay?
>eachtar>but no requirements>and storm>and bane>and drain>and cane scale with quest>and has an evo effect to scale further>and procs quest>and procs crestDon't you just love sword card design? If this was a haven card, it wouldn't have half these effects, and all its stats would halved. The design philosophy for sword and it's identity is literally just "lol better cards than everyone else". The one time they release a sword card for another class (forest) it immediately rockets to tier 1.
(((Yid)))metra to 3pp
just play milteo or crystal and molest swordfagsthey aren't playing fair so neither should you
>>560079642Hope it gets better for you tomorrow
the sky is so blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-qmcg_wcn8special lobby tourney99 pp70 hp
>>560080880private erp lobby...
I play satan dimension turn 1 gg shake my hand
>>560080934Wouldn't this just be tier 0 rune? Since they have the fastest, and most consistent 100 to 0 OTK.
>>560080934With that ruleset Jerry & Satan OTK is the only logical deck to play.
just realized youtube got a change where it became worse for no reason and i couldnt see which of my subbed channels were streamingvery cool
>>560081071jerry and satan are banned
>>560081031I've been watching and rune lost every game so far
now all crafts have 100 people in beyond lets gooo
>>560081031no it's forest with 3pp infinite draw into satan jerry otk
>>560081778Kandima's perky nipples couldn't save Haven... At least Portal is somewhat playable
>>560081318That's because Satan is banned.
another night without a shadoba gf...
SAWAGOOSAWAGOOSAWAGOO
>>560082274we can ease each other's pain...
>>560081778uhh... havensisters?
>>560080934couldn't forest just draw their whole deck building combo then roach you turn 1?
>>560082912Worry not for we shall become white sword next set.
>>560082912I took a break from haven this set
>>560082912drop grimnir on 3 drop marwynn on evo turn or lose is no longer a sustainable gameplan and every other cope list boils down to coping with skullfane
I'm tired of my class being worse sword and green sword
Next svg gimmick tournamentHonest board based shadowverse rulesetALL storm cards bannedALL cards that have "deal damage to the enemy leader" in their text = bannedCards with conditional burn effects allowed as long as you do not choose to use the burn effects (fate of the world 5 cost is allowed but using the enhance effect results into a instant DQ)
>>560083651Don't forget Super Evolves set to 0
>>560083584ok blue sword.
time to play cock rune
>>560083651satan dclimbros we are so fucking back
time to play crest haven
can't clear armes/dussy/althenia award
>>560084246>play satan>just to play a 1 pp 13/13>7 of the 10 satan cards result into a instant DQwowie!!
>>560083651ennui take notes
>>560084416WB astaroth doesn't deal damage
sandalphon is allowed right
>>560083651This is just satanboost meta, unless you ban satan and jerry, because those 2 cards will always be the best in every slow format.
What's the counterplay here?
>>560085915behemoth general
>>560085915have you apologized?
>>560085915they only have 22 dmg on board with no follow up, just play carefully and youll be fine
>>560085915dimension shift into next turn so you can play rune portal
>>560085915>4 faithTop left button because you suck
>>560086308danchou looks at me like this
https://x.com/shadowversegame/status/2031928179745579112
>Me and my favorite Shadowbanons
the cat with the hat
isn't it kind of sad that golden knight powercrept gildaria
???
this is retarded, why is every sword card so fucking overstatted?
but enough about fighter
4-1 today because i bricked
5-0 today because im him
>>560089228It's less that, and more haven not being allowed to do anything before turn 4 in terms of removal.
>>560089228it's a 4pp 7/7
>>560089228Sarefa clear this and then some
>entire sword deck clears >one haven card clears
>noooo my 4pp 4/4 that is permanent board clear and face damage and my wincon and gives me the best removal in the game should also be able to trade with anything at the same pp count
But enough about zirconia
Sword deserves to have the best cards because they dont have a gimmick to empower them. Just ignore that half the classes dont use their gimmicks at all and the only class that does and is actually good is rune. Meanwhile haven is completely fucked because it cant use generic good cards and has to play around its shit gimmicks.
hagpedo victim complex fatigue
>>560091590>Just ignore that half the classes dont use their gimmicks at all and the only class that does and is actually good is runeabyss and dragon both play into their gimmicks and do wellit's only forest that is completely fucked on not using its gimmick at alleven portal and haven play into their class' identity, even if the crafts are badevo forest could have been put onto literally any other craft and nothing would have changed
your gimmick sucks ass anyways, glad it's not used
>>560091795Storm followers and undercosted removal spells isn't dragon's gimmick.
I accept your concession
>>560091590enhance is sword gimmick
>>560091921ramp into big fanfare / storm followers is absolutely dragon's gimmick, and this set pushed discard dragon which has been an identity of dragon forever
if you mean ramp thats not dragon's gimmickever since sv1 dragon has been a marine focused deck
hagpedos killed the thread
I love throwing away all my old cheap bad forest cards that only existed for combos so instead of playing 5+ cards in a turn I get to play 2 maybe 3 if i'm feeling spicy that exist solely to clear the board for sandalphon.
You're welcome.
>>560091795>even portal and haven play into their class' identityI genuinely think portal cards are well designed (especially Imari) but the craft has so little identity that I don't even know what its identity is supposed to be
>>560093529cheap tokens synergizing for big power play turns (imari boards, orchis lethals, camiscilla sevo bursts. artifact tokens becoming omega)
>>560093529The identity is supposed to be artifacts and puppets. Then they added eggs as a third. Now they are trying to force accelerate+generic cards as a fourth and combine it with generic evo shit turning it into lightblue sword but worse than sword and green sword.
Why aren't these 2 cards in haven's basic set, or at the very fucking least released in any subsequent set so far?
>>560094001Engage was supposed to be the replacement for dogma. Then they decided to just print amulets without engage anyways. Like how they made crests to replace leader effects and then added Bubs.
>>560093753hmm sure I kind of see it, but calling Camiscilla/evo portal token-based is a bit of a stretch
>>560094127Alright, what's their excuse for keeping haven as the sole class not capable of removing a 2pp on follower on turn 2 without a coin?>just play the 2pp neutral that doesn't work with your defensive class at all bro!Just give them fucking 2pp removal like every single other class, or a 2 drop that can contest board. Just compare dragon's 2 drops (2/1 fish girl, filene, broken 2pp removal spell) to haven, it's an absolute travesty.
>>560094279a bit but in that case its comboing her with the accelerate spell (token) or combing her with the dog's token from earlier so she's cheaper for next turn
>>560094341they want haven players to sacrifice their early game for stronger late game but they forgot to make haven's late game good lolanyways don't worry, they'll just pull a set 5 dragon at some point and give it a strong 2pp play alongside its strongest wincon card yet (justice) all in one set when they finally decide it's time to shill the craft
>>560094479>shill>havenLol, they only printed decent amulet card literally at the very last shadoba 1 set before announcing wb. It's the most oppressed craft for a reason
https://youtu.be/k4jiZOWDyG8Holy shit this card is so ass
>>560094679Why are you lying?
>>560094952hagfag victim complex
>>560094479Haven is the only class in the game without a real late game wincon. Nothing equivalent to a kuon/dshift/crystals/albert/belial/milteo/erntz/genesis/orchis/bubz/roach etc... It's the only class without a "fuck you I win the game now" finisher that either deals a lot of damage from hand or demands you kill the opponent immediately or you lose. They can just tickle you with 1pp deal 2 that they need a quest for, or 4 to 5 damage that require an entire game to set up, forbids them from attacking, and can be blocked by followers. Some one over there absolutely despises this class. It's both he weakest early, and late game, simply no other class is this lacking in its foundation by design.
>>560095000Their lategame was supposed to be ward playing Wilbert into Aether into Jeanne and just establishing boards you cant clear. The problem is that outside of forest everyone could clear it so you had a deck that countered roach and nothing else.
>>560095000I mean you have the new 9pp do nothing, it just sucks right now because amulet hakai sucks as a wholefriendly reminder that bubs was released in set 4 and kind of sucked, and in set 5 he was a monster
>>560095283don't bother replying to posters like that
>>560095283There's no world where she can be good unless they release an infinite amulet that you can set up a turn earlier. It's more likely they release a retrain of Skullfane or Eidolon, and the amulets become good, and they just drop the 9pp brick.
>4pp 3/5>Fanfare: Summon a random Havencraft follower that costs 2 or less from your deck.>Super-Evolve: Give all other allied followers on the field Barrier.Say something nice about her.
>>560095483anal priest
>>560095459that's just not true at all, do you even play the game?the 9pp sucks because amulet haven sucks as a whole and the card is way too slow, but if you manage to resolve it and not die to albert it's a very strong wincon
>>560095000Finishing the amulet quest actually does let you do a ton of damage on turn 10, comparable or more than many other crafts. It's just not good enough of a payoff for the worst turns 1-3 among any decks. With that dogshit early game and overall mediocre amulet cards, the quest should practically guarantee you a win next turn.>>560095283Bubs was great for eggs even in set 4. What pushed eggs over the edge in set 5 was world of games/Imari.
>>560095283What's this revisionist take. Bubs was already good in set 4
Leave saving haven to me.
>Brick brick brickNot my day
dw guys lapiss will be reprinted as the haven late game fuck you I wanna win now card
>>560095583>>560095650but portalkeks kept crying over how portal was literally unplayable until set 5?
https://x.com/shu_barie_duel/status/2031408963804344361?s=20
>>560095730those were the same kind of victim complex retards that are crying about haven now
I don't understand the Haven hate. They're a free win, why would you have such mindbroken hatred for players giving out free wins?
>>560095483forest gets barrier for free
Only day 1 dragonGODs have the right to have a victim complex>b-but set fiv-ACK!It wasn't even the best deck in set 5.
>>560095730Revisionist as fuck. Eggs was a solid tier 2 deck in set 4. Puppets was also good and enjoyed a good match up into dirt. Portal in set 4 isn't anywhere close to what it or haven is like now.
>>560095932Benis mind broke swordjeets for 1 set. It was the worst set for sword, and it was directly because benis made albert bad.
>It was the worst set for swordthat was set 1
>>560096145Nigga portal is not that bad right now, yes set 4 portal was better than current set portal but portal is nowhere near as bad as haven is right now, or how utterly unplayable dragon was up until set 5 or forest last set>>560096162>It was the worst set for swordIt was a top 3 craft in set 3 but funnily enough you aren't wrong, top 3 is bad for sword standardsNot beating the petcraft allegations
dragon is not even bad t his set
>>560067325ux4dm14 anons have joined from this post >>559992234Thanks for the help
>>560096283They seethed endlessly about Alouette too.
>3pp 2/1 select and kill follower and advance quest and create token that advances questexplain this
latter bit only happens if you play a 3pp do nothing
>>560096696Sword needs that
>>560096696it's a card in the video game shadowverse wolrds beyondyou're mindbroken if you complain about enhance sword, the deck is only good vs forest
>>560097383Haven also absolutely cannot beat it. Any deck that can't shit damage from hand auto loses to enhance sword.
crest haven farms enhance sword wtf are you on about
i have victim complex
>>560097467amulet haven is particularly bad into enhance sword but crest has a good matchup into itI'm numba wan swordbab hater but enhance sword is overrated as fuck, being one of the best decks into forest is obviously a strong point but otherwise its matchup chart is abysmal. Enhance hard loses to milteo and dragon and loses to portal, crest, spellboost and stormslop sword
Im nooticing more favourable matchups after spending money
i bet if i tried enhance sword right now ill queue into nothing but crest
>>560097947Not just amulet, ward is 100% unwinnable unless they fail to clear aether (they never do) and you have jannu follow up.
>wins against tier 1 deck and loses to milteo and *list of irrelevant 1% playrate decks*least disingenious swordbab
shut the fuck up and die
milteo is tier 0
>>560098014why do you hate free wins?
>>560098014No, you'll run into nothing but milteo especially at low-ish CR which is the single worst matchup this set>>560098045Ward is shit period but if you high roll as ward you have a chance regardless of how strong enhance's curve isBut yes don't snowball a win on turn 6/7 with aether you're guaranteed to lose>>560098064lil bro in still stuck in day 2 where ladder was 75% forest/sword
danchou has fucked up fetishes
>>560098206most people that talk about how bad the meta is quit day 2 before it deveolped past sword/forest
yeah he's a pedo
it's a compliment
Release the danchou files
Pedo is not fetish. It's a preference. Lolidom is a fetish.
God I need to lose to a little girl half my size that I could easily overpower but can't bring myself to
Is crystal rune the most honest deck this set?>no blatantly unplayable or free matchups>lose to your own deck as often as you lose to your opponent>make the most dishonest deck/players (milteo) eat shit>gracefully lose to forest by getting outvalued rather than not being able to cheese them
it gets destroyed by milteo lil bro
>>560098615Isn't Milteo really good into Crystal if you just don't play like a dipshit and hold resources for the otk?
>>560098615>gracefully lose to forest by getting outvalued rather than not being able to cheese thembro... toby vs barric.....
>>560098664>>560098667oh ok, then that cements it at the most honest deck right?>>560098705t*by the scat fetishist faggot plays crystal? nevermind I want nothing to do with this deck
I have never seen a poster more wrong about his own deck's matchups than that one
>>560098705no one took the result of that series seriously
bold of you to assume I play the game, let alone crystal rune
from my own exprience crystal vs evo forest is slightly favored for crystal but not the 8-2 stomp like it was in that series
krulle on the right turn just shut you down completely.
My danchou and her gf (I watch)
>>560098431This but i'm a knightess and the little girl is instead a group of goblins.
I have only ever had kururu shut me out of the game completely once and it was cause I had a bricked hand
>>560098939does your danchou have the shymm visage... if so can she be my danchou too?
My danchou wants to be destroyed by Eld Crystals while everyone in the clan watch
>>560098957How do you deal with Kururu as Saimin Rune?
it's not hypno, it's not saimin, it's not ntrget some help
then what is she then? a whore?
>>560099032slam the spell / drop calge anyways to get a spell & faith count or use removal. the one time I got fucked was when my hand was only like shymm & token makers
ntr is a stretch but it quite literally is hypno/saimin
yep, it's not ntr because her boyfriend didn't consent
shymm had a boyfriend (me) before she got hypnoraped making it NTR
it's not ntr becuase you were not, are not, and will never be shimmie's bf
hot
Shymm boyfriend is tall with tanned skin, muscular body and bleached hairher rapist is small and fat, has no hair
her rapist is chiseled because he is a literal rock
it's 洗脳プレイ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO7ZUakuErMRirika!
>oluon not fine being 7pp>but milteo is allowed to existstupid decision of nerfing something when a new expansion starts and nerfed something that could be the only way sword winning against abyssthey look like they dont play test anything beforehand, just watch the statistics to do something
>>560099676now this is a ntr shadoba gf
one is a one card rng otk on 6/7 the other is a 7/8 at least 7 card combo that can be disrupted
why is sword bab bitching? just play some fucking wards
isn't it kinda crazy that ghostpedo have 18 (20-2) unstoppable burn just from spells, and they are all cheap
just heal lol
isn't it crazy swordbab can clear your board, deal 12 to face and put up a 8/9
Emilia + Luminous Magus and Milteo just concede of shame
and then I play another milteo
and then I burn your face for 12 through 4 barrier wards
And I play Yurius next turn
>>560099728Agreed
2pp heal 10 was absolutely completely oppressive not just to sword and still would be today
2pp heal 0, deal 10 damage to your leader 2 turns later wasn't oppressive at all
and then I slap your danchou's ass
*puts cock in your mouth*shut up bro
*bites down hard*
milteo now cant destroy cards with sevo, can still destroy cards with normal evo and their crest auto evolve, now its fixed and they cant sevo them if you have full board
>>560100457you cantfhe sheer girth has your jaw locked
turn 6 milteo should not be allowed
Milteo is fine, retards, if you wanna nerf the deck (you're retard if you do) then Slop of Games is the card to nerf (but you'll disagree, swordie, since it affects your lootslop as well)
Yes, eat eachother you brown metafags. Portalbros will rule over what is left.
you should get your schizophrenia fixed
>>560099728Oulon is fucking 10/10 and ends the game on the spot. Not to mention it's hearthstone shit.
I don't know what that means because I haven't played hearthstone
>>560100579*makes you cum so hard so pass out*and then I fucking kill you after
Totally balanced an aggro deck being able to destroy anything with a card and then start spamming storm and drain after the other player started stabilizing board control for the last two turns, while someone has 20 health and other 10. The previous aggro abyss was balanced because you could overcome the game if you took board control and healed a bit, now you can't do anything, if you let them have that advantage, you're helpless in winning.
>>560101042if you have ever played roach, you can tell how broken milteo is. it just has access to too many resources, and it can use them without much worry. it was shit last set because it didnt have that
>>560101042>now you can't do anythingOnly if you play stallshit with 0 board presence, but then you deserve to get cucked out of heal be no board and get raped by ghosts.Any deck with early boardvomit rapes milteo so hard they can't even play her without dting next turn. Fucking tempoforest of all decks destroy it 8/10 games. Deal some face damage and half of their hand turns to "2pp kill yourself" bricks.
>>560101253I am flopgotten....
>>560101253>Carries Portal on her back for 4 monthsSay thankyou.
>>560095713wbabbies would have a melty
[hot take] aggro decks shouldn't be able to OTK as a backup plan on turn 7-8
dont call me a bab
>>560101625Milteo is not aggro thoughever
>3pp 5/5 rush enhance 4pp draw 2In what world is this balanced? Every cries about Milteo, when it's cards like this doing the heavy lifting.
>noo you don't get it it's not aggro despite playing 37/40 aggro cards (the remaining 3 cards being an enabler for these aggro cards)
2 cards is not combo.
>>560100907oh nyooo what a horrible fate
>>560101625its not otk it just has a copious amount of reach. you'll often find yourself winning games even without playing milteo. aggro deck should not have this kind of draw and resources advantage
ghost dodger should not have rush
2 cocks is a combo thoughever
They can run 40/40 "aggro" cards, but if their gameplan relies on super evoing a do nothing follower on turn 6/7 - it's anything but aggro
Check out my hardcore combo deck not seen since Roach.I play MilteoI play GhostGG shake my hand
>I deal 3 damageWAOW
>do nothing>just destroy the enemy board and then put 2 ghosts in your hand
>Milteo is so cancerous that Milteo decks are teching the bats spell and 5pp demon slut for the mirror
I play milteoI play lifestealerlifestealer evolves and does nothingI get raped by armes/lilanthimgg shake my dick
Ummm you guys are forgetting about Luzen. He's cooler and is carrying Milteo's gay looser ass pretty hard
aggro decks are aiming to close the game by turn 6, not "destroy the enemy board" in the stormverse: burn beyond.
Why is the abyssnigget downplaying
>esl use of "looser" was accidentally correct>he will attempt revisionism anyways
you now remember yuel socie
I just woke up actually and was going to say "oops, I misspelled loser"
they werent closing by turn 6 retard, they were going to turn 7-8 with odin and valnerek
>>560102350*sucks your cock*who's the looser now
I'm not esl either, you are mean...
odin and valnareik are turn 6 plays half the time, retard
>>560102426Thanks anon, you're nice
erp clique woke up
continue momposting your milteo plays like you were doing before, then you start downplaying now your deck is being called a broken shit
Will the good guys ever win..?
Can I get an invite to the erp clique that's totally real because anon said so
>>560102335
gonna ask my shadoba crush(es) to join my private lobby today ><
>>560102335>>560102739
AAAAA ITS NOT AGGRO DECK BOYS I JUST SPAMMED THE BOARD AND IGNORED TO GO FACE WHILE MY OPPONENT HAS TO CLEAN MY FOLLOWERS THAT PUT THINGS IN MY HAND I EVOLVE THE GHOST TO GO FACE AND USE TWO SPELLS THAT DEAL 6 DAMAGE FACE IGNORING EVERYTHING OR I CAN PLAY MY NIGGERMAN DESTROYING WHAT THEY PLAYED LAST TURN DRAW 2 CARDS AND EVOLVE MY GHOST TO GO FACE
>>560102921my faceher pubes
>>560102864>>560102921>>560102739*SNIIIIIFFFFFF*
>>560102691just come to the lobby
>be me>come to the lobby>say nothing>approach no one >one of them walks up >leave
shy cutie...
>>560089228you would have died to fucking amataz
>>560089228Every class drops a 9/9 or a 10/10 in split bodies so it's more cancer to clear turn 4 except portal and haven
>except portal
haven gf getting beaten uphttps://www.youtube.com/live/NDKevDQoEQI
>>560105019Name one 4pp with 10/10 stats portal plays
name 1 for literally any class
hmmmmmmmmmmm.... I don't knyow.... how about 4pp 16/16 that also trades the whole enemy board? Or maybe 14/9 behind 2 wards that trades too?
>>560105316zirconia annegreazweibronze elf hag
Haven Follower 0pp 1/2 DrainInvoke when you spend 5pp in a single turn.Evolve: Gain Crest: All Followers Gain Can't be Destroyed by Effects and Aura
god you faggots are annoying
yeah, portalniggers do be like that
but enough about bugpedo victim complex
>>560105375>4pp>>560105316Zicornia, new elf whore, the zombie flood bitch, any spellboost follower, any dragon card ever made. Meanwhile portal has ....... lishenna..... haven has..... marvin...
>gets btfo'd>"god you faggots are annoying"
She's asking for it
Haven Follower 7pp 4/4At end of your turn reduce this card cost by 4 if 5 amulets were destroyed this match.Fanfare: Destroy all allied amulets, deal 5 to all enemies, heal 5 to your leader.
>>560105787sex sex sex
Dragon bronze10pp10/10Storm
Forest silver1pp 1/1Fanfare: Combo 3 - evolve and gain storm
What if themis left behind a 6/6 body and put two storm birds in your hand haha
Fuck youNerf Storm asap, it's bullshit
why the fuck is kandima limited to only 1 and 2pp amulets? why the fuck does kandima requires SUPER EVOLVE?? and why the fuck is her SUPER EVOLVE so fucking shit it can only destroy ONE amulet???
Forest bronze1pp 1/1WardAt the end of your turn, evolve this follower
https://x.com/para_chan_/status/2032046519118168088mindbroken
>>560105847It's strong enough without the cost reduction
>>560106652he's such a faggot
>>560106583This game would be fun if you couldn't just play a card and deal more than 10 face damage with that card on the same turn
>>560106616because she is designed to synergize with an extremely broken amulet coming next set, that necessitates her being sevothis is how they design shit in this game btw
>>560106652baaaaased
>>560106652
>>560098939wanna hold hands while we watch?
>>560086202>>560086208>bro thinks he can behemoth general a dclimb
>>560106652What's his code? I'll play on that lobby
>>560106652You should just be able to ban Sword outright? Or any craft for that matter, atleast it's there in the tournament options anyway.
>>560106714You better apologize if they don't release this broken amulet
>>560106889I will suck your cock if next set they don't print lapis with crystallize
>>560106652What a retard
Are the private lobbies permanent? I'll make one and ban all the annoying cards so we can all play tanoshi shadoba
>>560106949i wish i can make use of my lapis alt art, but shes rotating....
anyone wanna hold hands?
>>560106652It's always a downplaying Runenigger
>>560107121not in public ><
>>560107121Sure
>>560107303holy moly
>>560107303It's KMR's fault that i'll never have this.
Accidentally called danchou mom in the guild chat again awards
>>560107121hold THIS
>someone just used insomniac witch to deal with althenia/noel boardspam because the crest can be timedis this secret tech?
>Deal 2 damage to all non-encroachers>Need to deal 3 to kill anything of note
Yesterday, I was farming Rune and today, they totally disappeared from ladder
>>560109595Everyone realized an rng win condition is no win condition at all.
>>560105386Why'd you name Zwei?
>>560109595They're all in beyond now
sagelight is still carrying rune to this day
Jesus, milteo is actually legitimately busted. The only thing you can possibly lose to is the elf forest hag going 2nd on 4, since you can't clear her without reaper. I've been OTKing consistently on 7 or 8. Rune became a joke once I learned the amulet + 3 ghosts + 2 claws/punch OTK. Just never play like all in aggro, just control the game til turn 6 and you automatically win.
If WB weren't a shit game running banish for ghost generators would be a viable strat against Milteo
>>560110481What banish nigga oguri cap?
>>560110551formerly bald priest
>>560110551Haven was supposed to be the banish class, but they forgot to give it viable banishes. No Blackened at all, Priest sucks, and nothing else viable with banish that isn't Vira at 8.
Portal would be great if lu woh as actually a playable card
Haven would be fun if Lyanthoth was 7pp
Here's your ghost generator banish, brick yourself with a shitty 1/1 for 4 pp so you can be raped on the following turn. Please continue to enjoy shadowverse.
milteo is unfun to play against
>seanig hours>sudden very organic anti milteo posting Hmmmmmmmmmmm
https://x.com/PolngaxNagi/status/2032058323777044771have you apologized?????
>>>treehuggernay
>>560110941My strongest 4pp follower... 1/1... great card to play on the Zirconia 10/10 turn...It's like they want the portal cards to be unplayable
>>560111080There have been anti bloodnig posts all night though?
>>560111080retard
>>560110941This bitch should be the new 2 drop for portal why the fuck did they make her 4pp holy SHIT
she's getting raped in her own lobby!!!
>>560111402It's not rape if every haven girl wants it
my motivation to play is almost completely gone
>>560094279i think it's fair, just this set they were cheap fucks and made everyone's tokens real cards as well to save money. with the exception of fairies because they obviously can't make 2pp 3/3 ward with no downside a real card
Why do you need Cygames to jangle keys for (You) to be able to enjoy the game?
>>560110941any shadoba gf that look and dress like this?
>>560112396do you play haven?
>>560112396I'm used to playing Chinese games that want their players to have fun in balanced and rewarding environments
>>560112423I did but my dad called me a faggot so now I wear boring clothes. It didn't stop him from still calling me a faggot though..
>>560112423I look like this but my cheeks are bigger
>>560102089its also for aggro matchups because milteo folds hard to other aggro decks
I see today's boogeyman was loaded. yesterday it was enhance. 2 days ago it was evo
fuck off now he's going to think i ragequit
boogey THIS!https://youtu.be/SRFkqiRlvSo
>>560102631not him but I was gonna post some milteo games as my favorite of the day and then catbox died that day and then I hit ultimate on milteo so I've been playing crystal runeI can try and post some today for you if you want
Rikka is fucking insane man
>>560113578deserved
>>560113904>no haven or portalfraud
>>560113981Rikka only climbs with auto pilot decks biggest neet fraud
>>560114197rune isn't auto pilot
did someone invent a time machine yet so I can go back in time and tell myself to not touch any class except for sword?
>>560114490Just reroll a new account
>>560067169You guys have jobs right? How do you make time for this kusoge and all your other hobbies/activities?
just start playing sword now? why are you being such a snowflake about it
>>560114896This is my hobby. It's like 3 wins a day outside of events.
This went from being associated with Eachtar Alter to Wilbert
I think a nerf on milteo would be pretty preemptive since the deck loses a LOT of consistency with rotation. no 3pp amulet 1 less burn spell means the only otk line is 5 ghost 2 of 3 burn spells for 9pp or 5 ghost double buff from amulet 1 burn spell, also for 9pp. it would probably need to just play for burn over time instead which means healing decks become pretty strong against it. they might reprint a burn spell (which would create a different problem in unlimited) but it's pretty unlikely for them to reprint a card functionally similar to the amulet. losing aragavy is also similarly bad since it's the main thing saving the deck from early aggression too
>>560114896This kusoge is always on my 2nd screen, I never give it my full attention.
Whats camiscilla in JP so i can look for her arts on Twitter
anyone discussing nerfs for anything in the current meta is a moron
>>560114896For the first month of a set this is the only game I play to reach gm3. I'll play other stuff if a friend asks but I don't do anything else besides work and shadoba.
>>560115070didn't read *shoves my cock in your mouth*just mompost your favorite game already
>>560114896I grinded the game at launch trying different classes and playing my favorites now i main one and just play when i feel like it since my vials are infinite
I hate that crystal witch is rngthey should just make it like chess - calge with 10 attack storm shit or something
>>560115236*bites down and you die*I havent been for a while since catbox wasnt playing nice
you're gay now
>>560115070>I think a nerf on milteo would be pretty preemptive since the deck loses a LOT of consistency with rotationok but that's still 46 days of milteo
>>560115448yup! have fun
>>560115330h-hot...just use streamable or something
nigger
wtf
>>560115628idk maybe but I just prefer the simplicity of catbox
>>560115749I had to vent without seething too hard about something
must be american hours
tranoshii hours
>>560115070in the end whatever decks are tier 1 will always be hated and retards will always ask for a new meta thinking that this time it'll be good then hate it again after the meta settles and the tier 1s do the same as the old meta under a different coat of paint
there have never been a t1 deck like milteo
I miss otk rune
>>560115070 (Me)theres actually one more line and thats 6 ghost deathslash one of them burn face for 9pplosing the amulet is pretty significant. all of these combos get disrupted by a single ward too. milteo will be super fine after rotation. not to mention theres multiple ways to deal with it right now (out aggoring them or disrupting the otk turn). the main decks that get super screwed by it are enhance sword and crystal rune which dont have those forms of interaction>>560116417yeah every tier 1 deck will get seethed about no matter what. I think this is a really good meta overall, woes about forest aside. nothing really needs nerfs. looking forward to the buffs in a few weeks.
>blahblahblahfuck you milteonigger
this meta does suck but there's nothing to nerf. it's just not fun. nothing to do with anything being out of line
its fun if you don't play haven and portal
I'm just gonna go full ward deck and waste milteoniggers timehave fun
I prefer playing against loot than the current meta
Whats your job
wb was never fun
youll get your buffs soon
>>560116893You probably can survive with crest longer if you want to waste time.
>>560116893Many are saying this and I in particular have been doing this for the last two days
>>560116909I like WHM, RDM if I'm playing ffxi. what about you?
>>560117002based, I'm gonna join the cause
I hardly even run into LUZEN decks because my cr is so shit
hows haven/portalverse treating you
>>560115330is it not loading or what? it's working for me so it's probably your isp blocking it... you could try using warp 1111, it's free and quick to set up! any vpn could work too
>dragontranny playing wilnasOkay then you fucking faggots I'm switching to egg
>>560117246I just havent checked since that day really since I haven't needed to catbox anything
>>560117205It's a peaceful life, nice and chill, I'm having a lot of fun. There's lots of Dragon down here too. Sometimes I'll rarely find another Artifact player.
let's tank our crs so we can all play together...
>>560117340but I need you to need it now!
>>560117837I need you to suck my cock now!
>>560117837maybe later
>>560117950u can suck my cock too
Althenia's hag voice turns me on
go listen to katalinas lines in gbf
>>560118260I did that a lot in Relink...
>>560118301Which reminds me, I'm excited to play it again after I reach gm 3
>>560117928okay!
20k more mp to go
>>560118714can you suck mine too? :3
>>560118836no danchou
what buffs do you think haven and portal will be getting at the end of the month?
https://x.com/omarumotemote/status/2032022198194749481
>>560119085only forest and portal get buffs
luzen...
>>560119448You saved a smaller version>>560101253
https://files.catbox.moe/m4el7w.jpg
imari makes my smaller version a bigger version
>>560119356whathow is this video worthy
isnt imari a child
why is porn posted here always so disgusting and tasteless
>>560119835[insert very original and not overused response here]
a sexy child
>>560114896What this game is like 6-10 minute burstsIt’s not like shadowverse is counterstrike where matches last 40+ minutes in one sitting
... out of child!
>>560114896I play shadowba and post here during downtime at work
>imariDon’t fall for that sad girl act…!
>troonashii danchou wakes up>pedophile posting starts again
>pick Haven: mirror after mirror>switch to Dragon: fucking Forest marathonI unironiccaly will be considering dropping this piece of shit game on matching alone at this point if not sunken cost fallacy from BPs and D0.
>>560120464isn't forest a good matchup for discard dragon
sounds like he improved the thread
>>560120512I haven't got a single token in last 5 games.
she*
>>560119085I haven't touched Haven at all and only played Portal for ranked. I think if they buff anything for Portal it would be 1 or 2 things. Like Camiscilla dealing damage to the entire board, I'd love that personally. Shoddy Plaything getting something like Last Words: Draw a Card or something would be great. I don't see them changing Yoggy, Sub Puppet, or Ordnance. It would be pretty awesome if Unfeeling Eld Axe Super Evo'd your normal Evo'd followers or something. What I want most is for a Camiscilla buff though, something that makes it so I can completely drop Sandal, I just don't like him.Brilliant Inventor giving the Ominous Artifact Alpha rush or evolving it would be nice, and I saw someone suggest Timid Pioneer to 2 pp and that would be huuuuuuuge for the early game.>>560119753The new sword girls are so hot bros
>>560120613
>>560114896doing the bare minimum in this game is not a lot of effort at all. i do enjoy playing it though, so even during last set i didnt feel terribly put out to rotate through the crafts playing different decks to do daily win quests or finish the battle pass. if i was f2p i would have quit this game ages ago like i did the first game as soon as the meta started turning bad though.
>>560114896I play at work and I'm not even joking
>>560120932it doesn't count if you are wfh
>>560121048guilty as charged kek
>>560120932>>560121105same
>all this milteo seethingSwordbabs are mad.
not your boogeyman
>>560091795>abyss and dragon both play into their gimmicks and do wellThere's niggerman and uhhh...ummmmm.
>>560120676They won't do anything, otherwise they would have done it already
>>560121650you cant tell me reanimate and ghost spam and burn isn't abyss' identity
I wish Reanimate Abyss was actually good
token followers are also a main theme for the new combined abyss. you can check the ingame description.
didn't know being dishonest is an identity now
>>560121930We don't have a single reanimate centric deck. The only reanimation going on is milteos, promptly before he blows it up and prevents them from ever reanimating anything ever again. Calling ghost spam a core mechanic is a joke.
bring back blood nigga
>>560122142the reanimate from milteo is very relevant at timesghost spam has been an identity of shadow (and therefore abyss) since forever, look at phantom howl, necroimpulse, the entire ghost shadow archetype, etc. ghost dodger is a sidegrade to a ghost shadow card that existed in the past
one fucking reanimate does not make that deck reanimate abyss
nobody ever said it wasbut it does use reanimate which is a mechanic of abyss
>no burial rite>reanimation sees play on one card, immediately prior to a board wipe, and it's a coin flip in the deck if any of the reanimated followers are ones with lastwords at all>no self harm payoff>shadows matter for niggerman and nothing else>abyss makes good use of its identityabyss' identity has been utterly shat on since day 1, but they've gotten a good selection of goodstuff.
May I post my Reanimate meme deck since we're talking about Reanimate Abyss?
you guys get a deck that has a finisher like cerb howl, necroimpulse, ghastly banishment alongside reanimate and blood's burn and still find a way to say it's not flavored to the class at all
I miss when armes was meta
>>560122656pre set release?
you could kinda play a reanimate deck last patch with charon, milteo, zombieman, fediel, etc. it wasn't that good but i played it for a while to get to epic. you actually had a pretty good matchup into eggs because you could be 5 wide every single turn. it lost to its own draws more often than not because you really need to curve out to survive the midgame with how all these cards are designed.
You want a balance patch?
>>560122984it's coming at the end of the month like it always does
>>560122637At most it's a last words deck. But simply storming face isn't abyss any more than storm sword/dragon/haven.
Speaking about Cerberus I haven’t seen her in forever anymore
She's living with me now and I take her out on walks daily.
>>560123124storming face with ghosts is abolutely 10000% abyssliterally the first ever viable shadow deck in history was storming face with ghosts there was an entire rotation for shadow dedicated to storming face with ghoststhere are plenty of shadow cards that would storm face with ghosts for lethal or value
>>560123059Why not now? I bet there won't be a patch
>>560123251I don't give a fuck if you're storming face with ghosts, albert, roach, birbs, or dragons. Storming face isn't a class identity.
>>560123271Anon-sama... Before OTK Rune they only ever released balance patches at the midway point. I don't think they'll change that anytime soon
god you fucking people
my class identity is being a whiny bitch
>>560123398What did I do... ):
Abyss identity should be reanimating vaseraga over and over again
storm isn't a craft mechanic its a generic keyword every craft gets. every craft has had a storm rape deck in both the old game and the new game at this point.
>>560123473He didn't mean you sweetie *smooch*
>>560123569:)
I want abyss to have a real identity!!!https://youtu.be/S1wX-xEKB6I?t=537no not like that!!!
>>560123948>3 attack ghosts + burn finisherLiterally Milteo
https://youtu.be/ta4Bx_qDQfU2000 cr milteo 3-7 1900 cr crystal runethis is how you know everyone on /svg/ crying about milteo is a swordbab (as usual)
>if u don't play crystal rune u must be a swordbabholy retard
>>560123473sorry I let myself get baited>>560124638really? that's surprising actually. having played both decks I felt like milteo has the advantage, mostly because when I play milteo I just go for the otk and kill crystal rune and when I play crystal rune milteo players try to kill me over time while I heal and think 'why are you not just going for the otk'. I'll have to watch the set
>>560124638yeah I wonder why milteo deck can't win without milteo...
>>560124952sure there's going to be fluke games, that's just the nature of card games. you could say the same if the crystal rune player bricks and doesn't draw any shymms till late. but over 10 games that's not gonna happen, especially with how much draw both decks have
>>560124638>retard misplayed by using fisting too early and lost because of thatdisingenuous post
>>560124638>Don't draw Wilbert on curve>Lose>Don't draw Milteo on curve>Lose>Don't draw Orchis on curve>Lose>Don't Ramp on curve>Lose>Meanwhile Sword can win without Albert>Meanwhile Rune has tutors for both their key cards and has the most drawpower by far>Meanwhile Forest's wincon tutors himselfThis is irrefutable evidence that the difference in power between the crafts is down to consistency and not the actual power of the cards.Except for Amulet and Artifact.Those two are actually just bad.
>>560125335yeah LMAOI was just on this partit's blatant as fuck
>watch sakakibara>neither he nor his opponents make a single misplay in 10-20 games>match outcome is mainly decided by draw luck, matchup and tier listso this isn't really a competitive pvp game is it
>Don't draw Milteo on curve>Losethis isn't true though
>2000 cr abyssnigger deliberately throwing game so his deck doesn't get nerfedyikes
>>560115118Fellas
>retard like igni gets his first ever beyond with milteoit just shows that milteo is broken
>>560125654カミシラ
game on steam has no volume despite obviously checking the settings, what's going on?
>>560125926that happens to me too. I thought I was the only one. I have to keep closing and opening it until it plays sound like I'm starting a fucking lawnmower
>>560125926Relaunch the game and do not tab out at all, wait for it to fully load up!
>>560125926it's happening a lot recently. just re logging works for me
>>560124638So the game plan is evo anything that can hit face and hope you can win the race?
>>560125926>>560125965Stop tabbing out like a zoomer when the game is launching
>>560125965>>560125967>>560125975thanks I replugged in my headphones and had to declare it as headphones again and it worked
>>56012575039
>>56012610140
I love hags bros...
>>560126043But my adhd
>>560125548how do you know his opponents didnt make a misplay. did you see their hands?
>>560126017I think the plan is more to poke face a bit to see if you can get the kill without needing setup and if they end up healing with shymm you fall back on the otk angle
>>560126421I was talking about rune side
>>560126516oh yeah pretty much. you will never be able to play the spell more than once realistically so you have 2/3 free evos (besides the sevo shymm) to be used on shymm or for face damage
i feel so lazy zzzi just want to watch someone play
danchou fucks zombies
>>560127129You can watch me be really shit at the game in 3 or 4 hours
i just wanna watch someone play with themselves
Sorry, I would only do that for my shadoba gf
I just wanna watch someone play with my deck
I just wanna watch someone play with my shadowba gf
can you guys stop twisting my post
that seems familiar, oh look last one joined, yay
some nigger stole ny shadoba gf
>>560127832
that nigger? me
>>560124638Started watching this from Rune PoV and can already tell he is good at this deck.
>>560126265they were playing enhance sword and evo forest
oh the abysscuck thinks his shit is some high iq deck to pilot
doesn't want cygames to nerf it so he played like shit on purpose
remember when pros played anne and grea and norman and zirconia and sinciro and imari and erntz like shit on purpose to stop them from being nerfed
Remember when that dude missed lethal with Izudia? I always laugh when I do
there's 0 need to nerf anything this meta
>>560130280don't tell me what to feel faggot
>>560130416you should feel happy*smooch*
make sandal 7pp
your feelings don't matter. nothing will be nerfed.
yeah id like to see some buffs for the incredibly left behind crafts considering we're rotating cards out soon and they're safe buffs but none of these decks feel that strong. forest especially feels very consistent though so buffing some haven or portal cards that would play well into forest would be nice.
they'll be buffed at the end of the month
>portalno
sandal will be buffed with storm when his time to rotate comes
make sandal 4pp
>>560130517Portal cutie from 4pp 1/1 to 2pp 2/2 same banish effect to replace the tophat nigga
>>560130450*smooch*thank you...
>portalniggers asking for buffs 2 weeks after their craft stopped being tier 0
egg was not fucking tier 0
Portal should get buffs
i think the decks feel very strong but that's just the powerlevel now.if they weren't strong we'd see more old decks
Portalfags should kill themselves desu
mindbroken by alouette
portalbros never whine or beg for buffs
>>560130802i still play this guy in custom rotathe good ol days
Portalbros always deserve buffs
anyone wanna hold hands and smooch slowly??
shymm caged boyfriend spell should cost 10
would you hold hands with and smooch even a lobster like me...
danchou heremy internet has been going on and off today so i might not be on to do my daily danchou dutiessorry kouhais
Which danchou?
>>560131631>daily danchou dutiesyou're giving daily smoochies??
okay danchou....
danchou2 heremy internet is stable and going strong, I will give u daily smoochies and huggieslove you kouhais
Yep, my daily danchou duties like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
okay danchou2!!
slowly you say
Danchou sits on men laps daily when working in a cabaret
robotpedo victim complex hours
yes, slowly smooches, a bit tingly...
not having an ame image attached to your post doesn't make your post any less bad
when will crystalrune stop putting crystalbricks into their deckstwo is two too much
I'm not ameposter but I can give u smoochies if u want
not having an ame image attached to your post makes your post bad.
>>560132392It's not bad imo
ism very interested in slow smoochies
>>560132772let's smooch then
why is everything so green in the private lobby
>>560133029scary uma...
no one tell him
>>560132708don't
>>560133310don't what
>>560133407don't
>>560132708>>560133029start of a love story?
>>560133430ok
>>560133538
danchou3 heremy internet is fine
That's just lifeless body
>>560133681danchou 3 herebut I'm playing rome total war instead of shadowba right now so it's not like it matters
my danchou only speaks when spoken to
Going 2nd in the mirror should win like 80% of the time, no?You just coin your play before I can
My danchou writes unprompted walls of text
smol
>>560134103they are the best...
my danchou is locked and caged
tanoshii...
>>560133538I wish...
>>560131836>>560133681dont call yourself 2 and 3...
66 instances of ...
non danchou here. looking like a busy day at work for me.
>>560134434why???
if i lose epic, do i lose my ability to show off my Cute Ranking?
>>560132392They need to buff it to have "fanfare: gain storm"
>>560134434but I'm only 3
>>560134825out of 3!
>>560134701yeah you have to be actively in epic/ultimate/legend/beyond to have it in your profile
>>560134983y-you too
>>560134996fuckkkkthanks
>>560135024thanks honey
danchou2 heregiving free smoochies!!!
Crystal rune feels pretty good. I know the cr is low but whatever. For some reason I get tons of mirror matches here.
Anyone else think Eggs are the best Portal deck right nowfuck evo
>>560134701You have to enable it in the battle settings
>>560134701no you can still show it off
>>560134996>>560135428>>560135685uh oh, guess you have to kiss it out to find out who is right
why are we all talking about kissing so much
the myth of consensual eld crystals she didnt consent, i didnt consent, he did consent
my dick consents even when I don't
>>560135848why not?
wheres kissuanon when you need them...
>>560136343what does kissing each other have to do with shadowverse: world's beyond?
>>560136404I just woke up and am reading the thread
Kissuverse: Kisses Beyond
>>560136428boosts morale to keep playing shadowverse: world's beyond
danchou heremy internet has been stable for the past 30 minutes so i think ill be able to come on and do my daily danchou duties
what the heck are daily danchou duties though???
>>560136526i saw you in someone's else private lobby yesterday....
>>560136548thank you danchou!!now bend over for a while...
danchou5 herei don't have danchou duties because my guild hates me
Miguel...
baal blood is so cool, hope she comes back in wb
>>560136706I was in one to help them get a globe/keep company but I'm not entirely sure which one you're referring to
>>560136548are you 1, 2, or 3
>>560136978hes not 3 I'm 3idk what a daily danchou duty is
>>560136978i was the first one that posted about my internet so i guess im 1 in this case
>>560136978he's not 2 I'm 2
Armes is surprisingly easy to kill for a boss monster
cute
rape
me
my friend
rape me please
I just saw someone play congregant of disdain
based
>>560137262Too many decks have danchou to chip armes down 5 hp for freeNormally 13 hp should be threatening like everybody was sperging about but he’s an exceptionally poor turn 9 play. He’s threatening later on in the game when removals start dwindling but it’s almost belial-tier slow
which private lobby are we going to todaybtw if you want to actually reach 50 you need to have a tournament open at all times
unless you play portal
i'm not going to hit 50 i'll just accept this event is a piece of shiti guess it could be possible if we coordinated as a guild
is rune allergic to not being t1?
>>560136532
faggotanon got 50 though, you just need to pull yourself up by the boobstraps
>>560138120almost there!!
They don't like Sinciro because he's literally me
you are hated by everyone?
who is faggotanon
>>560138312Rune and Sword designers don't understand balance and permanently overtune them. Forest's designer quit when he heard about rotation so they had Sword's designer fill in and design two crafts this set.
first anon to message me in game after reset gets a smooch
>>560138349It's been a full year of shadoba without a haven gf and now the great haven extinction took them away
>>560138568
>>560138937no... no it can't be...
>>560138752I don't know who you are
first anon to message me in game after reset gets raped
>danchou just told me I look "submissive and breedable"wtf
Can't rape the willing
>>560138923They'll be back once the craft is good again
>came onto danchou and he said he's not interested because I'm too oldwtf
I guess I just won't message anyone for a bit after reset
>>560138923Better not having a haven gf at all than to have one and lose later, trust me...
>>560139207>>560139346was it 1, 2 or 3?
>>560139207danchou2 hereit was me>>560139398
My danchou is always a #1 for me
>>560139398danchou3 hereI was neither of those
>>560139398it was danchou 3
>>560139494so trueeee
i will never be danchou1 because I'm danchou2...
jsut took a massive number 2 XDD LMAO
i wish i had a danchou...
>>560139859Elluviasisters...
>>560139859join me... I have slot...
>Every craft is good except for Haven>Haven got the hottest leader in the whole game really makes you think
haven didn't get velharia
portal is way worse than haven right now
portal is not good
6 (six) failed GM trialsI'm uninstalling
>no one mentioned portal???? I must do it! portal is bad! portal is bad!
>>560140020neither is midharia getting a leader lmao
>>560140126goodbye
>Every craft is good except for Haven
i saw otaku was streaming and his title said portal arc so i went to watch and he was playing forest
>>560140143she's getting one on the very first anni poll
>>560140126I'm sorry anon... Take care and have fun
Egg Portal is good though
>560140058>560140074Subhumans.
>>560140058>>560140074Oh my gosh I'm so sorry I meant to reply to you two.
ok chat i finished, bye
Egg Portal is maybe T2 in a good matchup but i'd rather play fucking Artifact against the big 3 right now.
>>560140216Lila will mog her with 20%+ gap
i haven't played egg portal but i can't imagine it being good with the decks in the meta
can we go back to being nice
>>560140453nuh uh
we should get back to kisses and hugs and handholding
>>560140441>>560140441>>560140441>>560140441>>560140441
I will die alone no woman could ever love me
