>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>559969783
erg is finished
erg is back!
q....
Terr is the hero who will save /erg/ from the thread shitters
>>560067974terr mentioned, (You) delivered
>>560068245Thanks
>>560067964can't brandon is live
i love balancer slopping
>>560069607How it feels when both of your teammates make sure you have less likely equipped.
Creasy just how old are you
>>560069942I’m gonna guess late 30s
>>560067974this this this
q....?
>>560070497This dude posts as if he's in his 50s man it would certainly explain the yellow fever fetish that isn't just "i want to fuck hot asian bitches"
>>560071016Don’t forget that creasy is a girl too. It explains why she’s always being a brat.
>>560071170Kill yourself nigga
>>560071358Girl
>>560071170it's confirmed? damn
>>560067974he is a thread shitter, howeverbeit
Top 5 threadshitters?
>>560073445every known thread shitter left, what we have now are anonymous posters larping as them...and trish.
gg mysterious red ladies
>>560067974i miss him so much
gg ed birds, we won, but at the cost of being really fucking bored.
>>560073445me
>>560074067what happened
>>560074162'zuk had such shit taste man
>>560074208Two people using LL items, so it was the exact same cycle of one charging me and getting blown up over and over again until the boss bar ran down. Probably even more boring for them, because I had to do all the worm dodging.
Zullie is so cute bros, especially her pngtuber bat model. She’s my new oshi.
>>560074796chasers are gross
>>560074294can i get a qrd so i can shitpost about it too
>>560074947Zullie is not trans
>>560075146no
>>560073908ywnbj
>>560075215:(
>>560075221i'm a proud brahmin doebeit
>>560075210are you honestly that stupid, or is this just a shitpost gimmick that you like to do?
gg stupid fish
>>560075912Glad it was an easy fight
>>560075490There is no evidence that point towards zullie being trans
>>560075912>>560075953gg!
>>560074947Zullie is a female with a real vagina. Her voice is very cute and she will be my wife.
>>560074947>chasers are grossWhy do trannies always say this? I thought you all wanted to be accepted?
chasing cc
pvp
>>560077213omg thisthisthisthis
>>560076196Creepy chaserjeet delusons
>>560077213penis vs penis heheheheh
threadsissies chase me, we are not the same.
>>560078503I am a sissy with a big butt and I'm going to sit on you!
^behead xhim
gg mysterious goat
>>560079021We pulled through. I wanted to pick wylder for the mystery boss. But I was taking a piss when the match was made, and only came back to see it confirm ironeye
>>560078378Zullie loves my youtube memberships and donos thoughbeit. She loves ME.
>>560078823are you a sissy or a tranny? make up your mind
>>560078503That’s because you’re strong and cute
>>560079309That anon only claimed to be a sissy
Are there any Zullie-sounding thread trannies for me to simp for?
>>560079021nightmare lobby
>>560079205>>560080196>"Yeah dude, I like that throatfucked raspy troon voice"Said no one ever
>>560080438It is NOT a troon voice, Zullie has XX chromosomes.
>>560067974>>560070521>>560075267>>560073971You don’t have to talk about yourself in third person
>>560080971yes I do
Let's all love terr
no more mystery niggas please
>>560081768Nice. Another easy fight. I'm only a little sad that I didn't get a chance to use my mega charge attack build.That's it for me today.
>>560079096With these queue times, I've had enough time to go smoke and come back while still waiting. I thought this general would be busier but Nightreign requires some extreme autism to do DoN, let alone high DoN consistently.Also, fun caligo fight. We butchered it.
>>560081884this is dead hours doebeit
>>560081884Game has been out for almost a year and people have been endlessly running DoN runs since september. It's just repetitive
>>560081768>>560081768I got lucky and would have been more useless if I didn't luck into that corpse piler with good passives. Think you two could've won though even if I was dead weight, that was clean as hell.>>560081938I work 40 hours Sat-Tues. This is my weekend but everyone else work mon-fri. I feel like I should start doing more OT considering no one is ever free those days.>>560082038Yeah, I think I'm almost done with the game too. Been yo-yoing around in depth 5 and D4 on bad days. For such a B-team game, they really made something with a lot of nuance here but I'm at 1k hours and think there's nothing left to see. I forgot this was out a year with how much I boot it up actually.Scholar's release put me in for another 300 hours thanks to all the tricks you can do with and for him but I don't think they'll add anything more at this point.
>>560081938thats every hour thougheverbeit
>>560082291@helpers fact check this?????
>>560081938True. Give it 2-3 more hours for the other thread shitters to wake up and resume their shitting (not to be confused with playing the game).
Reminder that this is why we’re so dead
>>560083739zesty ahh bucks
>>560083739Ok, that’s pretty funny
>>560081698>>560073971Said no one ever. >>560080971You put that maggot in the spotlight, well done.
>>560081768>>560081853Who's brap maxer owo
>>560084441newcutie
ggs idk how to adapt in laggy lobbies
yuh yuh yuh
>>560085665Practice keeps winning
>>560085665>shooped
>>560085773No he lost
>>560085773>queue dodger>3bar shitter>favela monkeylol
>>560085938don't talk shit about my goat
>>560086692pipe down worthless carried shitter
>>560086862lol this guy thinks he's so good
>>560086862Practina owns you
>>560086910better than you
>>560086972>>560086862>>560085938go back to the practice mod you loser, no one likes you
so true
>>560086970>>560086910>worthless fanboy mass melty
Why is viteshitter negro always talking so much shit?
To be fair, the only people who glaze practice are bottom of the barrel shitters getting carried every run, i.e belan, saintchump, extremejeet etc.
What if instead of shit talking each other you kissed each other….
Not a good look to be jealous over our friendly Brazilian ironeye, especially when he's above it anyways
Not 'above' queue dodging and seed checking though lol
>>560087542sounds to me like an empty pleasuring of the flesh, but if you promise not to kiss any part of me or be weird I would cuddle and hug you guys and let you feel some loving and unconditional warmth for once
>>560087682Why does that affect you?
Not a good luck getting carried every run and glazing another man. Kinda embarrassing, actually.
>good lucksaaaaar
>>560087645>>560087542>>560087241>>560087786>>560087771Qrd on this drama?
>>560087786>not a good luckgood morning sir, please do the needful and redeem the queue
>How does having my time wasted and playing with dishonest tactics affect mefangirls aren't even trying now.
>>560087786>>560087917>>560087542>>560087958Kiss me I'm Irish (in march only)>>560087979Sorry this is happening to you
923it's our local paki street shitter browning up the thread
>>560087923Just brown fangirls can't handle their totally honestchungus latinx being criticized.
>>560088067Alright I'm going to enjoy playing with him, can you prevent me from doing so?
>>560088180You can do that, but every time you glaze in the thread, I will make fun of you, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>560088060why didn’t you just reply to him >>560087923
>>560088267Good thing I am a 30+ year old adult man with the wherewithal to "just walk away from the computer nigga", have a good night and God bless you
>>560088375get outta here unc
>>560088375>extremejeet this whole timeActually called it. You have no shame, and you talk like a wigger.
nah talk yo shit unc
>>560088365Because that's a brown squatted called terr projecting with xher gimmicks.
/erg/ boys kissing /erg/ boyss
deviljeet melty
>>560088436theres nothing to be ashamed about I'm not the one who is mad at specific people who I will never know anything truly in depth about in real life, if anything I can share small moments of happiness/comradirie with people here like practice. If you want to be miserable and hate me go ahead I'll just pray that you stop and hopefully grow out of it, because now is the worst time to double down on that shit. I will carry on...!
>>560088825You're talking to a deranged paki migrant. Do not engage with him in good faith.
>>560088825>Makes every run he's in harder>2x when he brings his D0 zoomoid brother>wannabe thread personality screenshots and birdjeet meme cope You aren't some noble crusader like you think you are.
>terrjeet melty
>>560088509… what? he just asked a question
>>560089129It’s a thread shitter false flag don’t waste your time
>stirs shit>gets called out>t-terr save me AAAACCKKK
shut the fuck up retards
>>560089129>expecting a good faith direct response from terrjeet
why is this brownoid obsessed with terr?
>>560089013I don't care what you have to say, I forgive you regardless just please don't try to drag me or anybody else down to your level, I'm unironically going to pray for you because I believe you're legitimately moving from "diabolically oppressed" and into "partial and eventually full posession.I'll play the game tomorrow I've got things to ponder for a bit before bed.
>dunks on elo shitters glazing a dishonest brownoid>mass seethe ensures>brown immigrant projects FTFY
>eelden>lling?>oOnline B)
>>560089397>christcuck schizobabble so you can avoid the criticismClassic extremejeet.
>>560089326>>560089190>>560089129triggered it hard and now it’s screaming into the void nice work
I’ve never played Nightreign, should I start?
>mass deflection oy vey, don't forget your epic clips owning the browns
>>560089573Can you name 1 good thought you've had in the last month that wasn't selfish in nature ?
Who do we blame for the state of this thread?
>>560089589Sometimes the truth is unpleasant, and against the grain, it is what it is.
>>560089870you
>>560089870TerrHe doesn't moderates the thread anymore
>>560089870Zullie
where is trishtinx?
>>560090067xhe's clearly still here stinking up the place
Wake up tinpo a and fix your internet
>>560089514ESO is better than this dogshit at this point
>>560090347hang on just a little longer he's pretending to say goodnight to his girlfriend
Is it not possible to get:>[Revenant] Trigger ghostflame explosion during Ultimate Art activation>[Revenant] Power up while fighting alongside familyOn deep of night relics? I have like 8 deep of night relics with [Revenant] Increase FP for each enemy killed but not a single other skill for her, I thought it seemed odd to have like 8 of that and none of the others which made me think maybe they don't drop of DoN relics?
>>560090693It's not possible
>>560090383How would a TES soulsgame work anyway?
>>560090898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7GP9jdKbVk
I’m sorry, I got one shot then got hit by the 360 axe swing I got up and one threw lightning bolts at me point blank
>>560091058Another Death K***ht W
>>560091058That run was beyond cursed. I have never regretted not having blood blade on my scholar build more than that run.
>>560091170I’m just going reaper duchess for death knights going forward. I don’t care what anyone thinks
How come they all look like this?
>>560091231if you're on duchess, just ult as they spawn in so all 3 of you can kill at least 1 death knight before the fight even begins.
raider's preferred loot pool should've been just colossals and nothing else, getting a greataxe or a greathammer and not be able to powerstance them with a colossal is fucking retarded, they have the same fucking moveset
>>560091513Inherent sissy genesThey all have them >>560091170Bunyan mating press
>I can't beat death knights unless I'm using the most broken build in the gameif you laugh...
>>560090347i fell asleep mid q sorry
>>560091713All nightfarers only have a single weapon type as their standard dormant. You are only 20-30% chance to find an item for your active dormant.
>>560089870Devil K***ht
>>560092095u fukin retard
it's getting difficult to find a game with randos, this game is fucking done for guys
while you were busy fighting the boss, i was studying the blade
>>560091513There is nothing wrong with being a cute Dawn sissy Executie! This slander is out of control. >>560092124Send him to my chambers I will make sure punishment takes place.
>>560092225wdym? I get rvc gamers all the time
>>560036347Hot as fuck we need more like this
This is a strangely low quality thread. Are we so dead that /erg/ is now the same as /dsg/ at the end of its lifespan? One schizo perma bumping the thread talking to himself?
>>560092225You don't play the game or you're playing on xbox which is actually dead
the loathsome box player
>>560092689concerning indeed
>>560092748It's just a brown psn player (no players lol)
>>560092689Yes, you can thank our resident dsjeets like terr and viteazu negro
Picrel, it's me and shifty fighting over who gets to route
any good mods yet
>>560093443creepy...
>still seething and deflectinggo off cowxis!!
obsessed
>>560093484creepy anon is creepy…
>>560093610 (me)meant for >>560093259
>>560093443You can't make shifty go where you wantYou can do the caveman strats of pinging then unpinging then pinging something else to say "I acknowledge you're going there, I'm going here". It's fun when those little struggles in communication occur.
>>560093484your turn will come to ender
anyone qing? i dont want to play rape adel x fulghor simulator (randos)
>>560093443That doesn’t happen stop posting this weirdo image and making up weird scenarios
>>560094034Cute!!!!
>>560094034I’ve seen it happen
>>560092261Now do it again when you are not blue.
Has anyone got a strategy to beat tower 85 without Akuma?
>>560093937I’ll be queued for 5 more minutes before I go for a rando game
>>560093937i need to eat food, i'll be on for a game or two in an hour or so
they just shattered the Elden Ring
>>560095398are you still here just done a game with randos
>>560095665Yeah
sometimes i see scholars debuffs for like 10 stacks of def down how can you do that
>>560096000throwing knives at level 3the debuffs are individually small but it stacks up to 20? times
Does the lowest version of LLTBT (6) not work for ED Libra? Ironeye didn't ping it...
>>560096338It doesnt really
>>560096338It does,
>>560096338You have to be very far
>>560083739Truth nukem
Have the coder troons figured out the exact mechanics of the threat system yet?
>>560083739>>560084043confirmed for zesty, fruity, and having sugar in his tank
>>560073620why am I so evil I actually barely post
I just had two regular D5 expeditions I gained 0 points from, what can cause that?
>>560090187was doing a fat sleep anon hadn't slept 9 hours in a while>>560090067I knew it mf was targeting me, I'd get banned for nothing>>560090693I wish Revenant's Trigger ghostflame explosion during Ultimate Art activation was part of her ulti by default... it's so fun yet so annoying to fit into a build>>560091713Dormant power actually works for raider I think
>>560098904>>560090067was he a mod or a janny? because I got 3 day bans for "racism" for saying something very minor and not even that offensive
>>560097295Saying this game is good is such a funny troll larp, it's basically one big cutscene with the worst nu-crapcom design possible
>>560099234I think you can't say the n word and that's why people say jeet lmao? I mean racism outside of /b/ is a report option. Also I got banned for this like fuck you, I'd believe they'd accept some terminally online dude as a janny
uh oh terrjeet janny abuse exposed
>>560099248You seem upset
Terr is awesome terr is coolWe all love terr
>>560097295good post that triggered the terrtroon
CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER
>>560099364
What if scholar wore undertaker's darkness outfit
**** is so lame lol
>>560083739bee double you see always wins… always…
>gone>still remembered and mentioned influential and inspirational
>>560101706just like epstein
>>560101398uoohhhhhhh 48 year old unc erotic!
>>560101706even doe im still here
still talks about xherself in third person*
>>560102586>>560101587>>560101416This this this
>>560101706We all miss him which is why his name gets mentioned so much
I am terrYou are terrWe are all terr
>>560103259his name was terrbert paulson
I miss her
saars please redeem the queue
terr invented terr
queue
>xhes still talking about xherself
queued !
>>560103523Did he really?
>>560103523stream?
>>560103713okay
>>560103513Sad faggot he is
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421slop slop slop
>>560103738nice
>>560103738cute keychain
marais does nothing for casters, right?
>>560104726correct, always drop it for your meleebvll
>1 viewer
>>560105192>>560104726Not true
>>560105312>disasterkino on stream
>>560103513We pretty much mindbroke the guy and caused him to kill all his old personas and forced him into a stasis of this. I still can't believe that guy from /v/ was right.
kiss me k-k-kiss meinfect me with your loving, fill me with your poison
>>560106236holy based
>>560105312?
>>5601064419 viewbots from india
>>560106236>announcing a report retard
>>560106236>announcing a reportaryan
>>560106585>>560106441>>560105312can you read nigga?
>>560106697Can you see the country they are from?
>>560106441>>5601065859 brave tabs open. That why the stream is lagging. >>560106697
>>5601066973rdies
>all brown
>>560106697the erg enshittificators...
>>560105312ohnonononono pepesisters, not like this
>>560106697poos, spanish, and troons. I feel bad for whats left of this discord.
pepejeet wants that latinxussy bad
>>560106810>>560106819smeejeet and basictoolshitter aren't there thoughbeit?
>>560106697why is devil there?
>>560106981>only 6 names in the user list>actually opening the stream in 8 different tabsso desperate...
>>560107107browns get attracted to one another like stand users
>>560107159Whites call it the crab bucket scenario.
107it's a thirdie congregation
>>560106796>>560106810>>560107058we are aryan and repping the anglosphere doebeit
why is trashs stream so fucking laggy?
>>560107270we know bronybro. You'll get over it.
im rooting for trishtinx
>>560107279microwave pc pls understand
>>560107279seems his game is running at about 40fps
>>560107279xhe plays at 40fps on 1060
>>560107279it's sovlful, your retarded zoomer brain wouldnt get it
>>560107480>>560107527>>560107549>>560107564omgomgomg
>>560107612omg really got to you? Guy just started doing that like 2 days ago...
>>560107107bored
i had 99 + 197 rune arcs when i started
brown*
>>560107348Weirdo
>>560107716you actually picked up all your runes every time you died to him?
>>560107716i now have 72. that was really rough.
>>560107716You ran out of rune arcs, cutie?
>>560107780>only lightning spearslame, you're supposed to mix spells while fighting
>>560107764twiggy cracked tear. i usually never lived long enough for it to wear off, and if it did, i just drank the physick early and beelined to my souls>>560107790no i simply stopped using them after i got low
do a cutting stream @trish
>>560107998couldnt figure out how to cast anything. hes resistant to everything except lightning and fire, and all the fire spells are too slow or too weak or have no tracking and cant hit him. i never did figure out how to use anything except the coded sword with my "aim at the floor and heal" spell and funny divine protection
>>560107437thanks that start was awful lmao but at least wylder kneled at the end, why does everyt rando wylder do that
do a terr cosplay @trish
>>560098904>I wish Revenant's Trigger ghostflame explosion during Ultimate Art activation was part of her ulti by default... Same it's not even that good but it's a nice damage burst if you just want to create some space when fighting a mob or night hunters and just need a bit of space.
>>560108225xhe already loses on stream doebeit
federalize europe @trish
kiss shifty @trish
>>560108105i cant thats illegal!!!>>560108374we are platonic adventure companions
@trish
trish won, terrjeet lost
>>560108526Poor guy is having a civil war over this shit.
i'd help undeaden the queue but i'm so sick i can't get out of bed
both must lose doe
Why spam the thread instead of talking in the livestream?
even doe people tried to snipe smeejeet
Is the Shifty in trish's chat a fake Shifty? I remember he said he didn't want to be part of 'cord faggotry so seeing him pogging in twitch chat is strange
>>560108707He's been trying to destroy /erg/ for years so anons mindfucked him into being our lolcow instead.
>>560108803Terr's alt
>>5601088034chan fags would never lie
>>560108803twitch chat and discord are different ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I like terr
>>560109097We all do. He provides a lot of mirth to our community when he embarrasses himself for us.
we knowwe all do
>>560108803xhe said 'cord faggotry not 'witch faggotry
>>560108803Turns out the cringebird is not 'too cool' for alternative social media platforms, shocker.
>>560108803Foundation supports Empire.
>>560108739Even though Shifty and others did that. It's not a good look to be this jealous sweetie.
>ergies used to get mad if you dared to mention celebrities>they have no issues with talking about sub-celebrities all day long now
>>560109097No one asked>>560109218Bodied that jester
>>560110017thats what happens when there's only losers left
patch doko...
in the 'stein's files
>>560110017Its almost like the anons took all the power from them with 1 simple trick. Thats why omg posting got to that guy so hard - you want to act like gossipy little girls we can lean into that and make it very unfun.
>>560110017I got tired of censoring names while gg postan
I've tried a bunch of undertaker builds and she sadly sucks in almost all of them unless you use the dex respec. Greatspears are okay, great hammers fit her statline the best but feel shitty. Using the dex respec opens you up to axes, curved swords, and straight swords and they all feel so much better to use.
>>560107279i have to stream im 720p 30fps cuz potato pc sorry
>>560111054Ermm sis your dormant fists and succ necklave?
>tfw watching trish&co job spectacularly on my big ass OLED TV while having lunch>they still win in the enderg is so kinoshame about the cringe background music though
>>560111110go executor
>>560111165ive put 80s music, wh*te girl music and k pop which one do you think iess crungo
I am going full degenerate from here on out. Please forgive me for the future games I ruin
>>560111154I discounted it in the post because I see it as a meta build that anyone can use like haloslopping, I was talking about more specific on character builds instead of meta stuff. Thats probably just autism on my end, I played so much fist raider before the dlc came out that I'm so sick and done with that build for everyone, I've even reverted back to good old fashioned colossals against fulghor lol.
>>560111454didnt ask
>>560110065Whatever you say bronybro.
>>560111391all of thembe brave and blast something that you would actually listen to in private
>>560111515She has str naturally, and things like fists will synergize with her kit. Fists are obviously meta but you still need to engage with the enemy, not on the level of balancer haloslop at all.
>>560111759>now playing zeija - hrt in my veins
(nightcore version)
>wh*teThat doesn't work when you are a literally 2 slurs in one trishtinx
>>560111870Its the same on everyone you just spam CR2. If I want to fisto the enemy I'll play raider.
I'll allow itwh*te girls are honorary jews
>>560112074Except her necklace and charged char skill benefit from quick succ attacks?>fist raiderImagine saying Guardian No. 3 over Wylder, Str respec Duchess/Ironeye
imagine playing the home depot BGM during your stream
>>560112372There are a billion and one ways to build damage in this game anon. Building damage on fists feels shitty because they have low AR to start with. I'm over the build man.
>>560113087>muh yellow dmgYwnbst
>no long death animation on demon twins anymoreuh oh
>>560112093Good goy
>>560111759but i listen to death grips, aphex twin, hardstyle and shit, its kinda abrassive and gets old, this is just background noise
GG Balancers. I find it hard to believe that I got not one, but two grafted swords.
gg wylder's harem
Pepe why are you like this?
>>560113783>cheated seedName?
>>560114036terr
>>560113783me when I buy one and dupe it to powerstance on the hollows
>>560113832gg got a massive 5 stacks on that grafted lol
>>560114102>Known practice mode cheatjjeetI could see it.
>>560096338It works, it's just weaker than the others so the condemned will chase you for around 20 seconds before leaving you alone
>>560114751>when he says something so lagphobic that you gotta hit him with that practice stare
>>560114751>slides while spinning through 2 walls
>>560114751Looks like that child Wylder holding a lolipop meme
>>560115173There's one of Ironeye.
>>560114751>when it's mystery boss and you need to pull up the seed checker
>>560115173
>>560115650Yes that >>560115334post it
>>560115661If a soulless doll born of the Night itself could learn to be human why couldn't lil mike?
>>560115730I don't have it.
>>560115806slut
>>560115772Empyreans aren't human
>>560111515It's not an undertaker problem it's a melee problem.Everything except fists kind of sucks. Even with dex weapons, unless you're abusing glass necklace with RoB or some other skill monkey build you'll be doing not much damage. Pure melee just isn't in a good spot
damn worm misjumped twice, another bullshiterry
>>560118005Why are exesissies like this? Buckbroken?
>>560118271You say this like someone doesn't spam fem wylder all the time
>>560118213Thrusting swords and kat are good just poor dps outside of status.
>>560118005erg femboys look like this??
>>560118393I'm not sure about katana but proccing charged negation and successive negation with thrusting swords is tediousThe damage is maybe 700 on a perfect build but could be more with undertaker skill or glass necklace - it's not that good though and you're still outDPSd by flint pebble and maybe a wraith bell depending on the boss
>>560118247we are The Wormed..
>>560118838Could you stop posting these zesty pictures?
>>560118923why do they make you feel weird
>>560118247>>560118838
I don't miss her anymore
>>560118425brown? yes
>>560118923reminder he hasn't even played the gametruly the world's biggest brownest larper ever
>>560119972It really is cringe to post from games/anime that you haven't seenWhat a total poser but if trish was bothered by that he'd also cringe at his own behaviour
>>560119541what wish can he grant?
>>560119271true, i miss terr now
>>560120554Libra doesn't grant wishes retard
>>560121058Said no one unironically.
replied to obvious bait award
>>560121526We know
>>560121352retard and doesn't play the game, huh. typical.
>>5601205541 (one) executie gf
>>560120113>>560119972how do you know i haven't watched/played what I post
>>560122253exesissies...
Wow, I look like both of them...
In the weapons mod the twin princes' greatsword is a legendary but Lorian's Greatsword and Lothric's Holy Sword are purple.
shartorias I kneel
>>560122880Nice. Why are there so many of these? It is because it's where this slut belongs?
1/3
>>560122880>>560123615I do this for erg boys
>>560122156Libra. Doesn't. Grant. Wishes.He makes deals. Brainless knuckle dragging blithering pea brained illogical thoughtless half witted MORON
>>560124150Being jewish must be a nightmare.
>>560123615>>560122880Correct. All reclusoids should be on their knees for 3 barring, and giving rough paizuri as revive payment.
>>560124602The Way of the Bimbo Witch
>>560124150take that to the nightfarer then
>>560124150based and lorepilledlibra is obsessed with equivalent exchange and that's why all his deals are cursed, calling them wishes is gay just like the anon hating on you for calling him out
>>560124935Its a gift or wish for nonsemites. You pay to remove the curses, as is your custom, then I get a free wish.
>>560094584boom, now what idiot
you can stop the halberd 'nished knights from doing their stormslop combo by parrying the startup when they swing their halberd around. I don't think you can do that for the other 2 types though
do you think Ranni was relieved in knowing her big brother Radahn stopped suffering after the festival? was she mad with him because he stopped the stars and prevented her from fulfilling their destiny?they really did the Carian prince dirty in the DLC
>>560124886IT LITERALLY SAYS MERCHANT RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING IDIOOOOOOOOTTTTT HOLY FUCK USE YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE
>>560125172it's not a free wish, it's a deal with no costit even says something about getting to make a deal without paying renumeration
>>560125173Do it again,this time with Trish as host.
btw I also see a lot of people complaining about Liurnia of the Lakes being the worst area for some bullshit reasonwanna know the actual worst place? it's not caelid, its not the haligtree its not leyndeel sewersNokstella fucking SUCKS! bullshite enemies, one single site of grace, painful and boring runbacks and lame ass rewardsit looks pretty but *not that* pretty
>>560119271hey good for you hopefully it lasts this time
>>560125937and it say right there that nightfarers say "I wish for x", you retard. a wish can also has a cost when it comes to demon/devil, idiot.
>>560125172>you paythen it's no longer a gift now is it
>>560126468the ice place where you can't see shit
>>560126503me on the right
want to rape clapcake
>>560126520just because it says "i wish" doesn't mean it's literally a wish. it's another way of saying you want something as evident by the other options>a wish can also has a cost when it comes to demon/devilhey buddy, ever heard of the phrase "don't make a deal with the devil?" yeah, thought so.
>>560127086you can't rape the willing
>>560125713None of them seemed to care about each other by the time of the game.>b-but the paintingsnone of them cared.
what is a wish? this is the stupidest argument I have seen here in so long wow, erg is healing
>>560126468>bullshite enemies, one single site of grace, painful and boring runbacksthis is the same complaint
gg L2 simulator
ggs I see you're back to your roots shifty
>>560126550you paid, I got a wish granted for free. I'm not dealing in your usury system I'll let you deal in that, as is your custom. >>560127262Cash in your potential energy for a manifestation in the now. Its free real estate.
>>560125937It's a wish bro :))))
>>560127086Oh noooo don’t do that~>>560127136Don’t call me out like that
>>560127186it's a shame since the Carian princes seem to be the most "well adjusted" out of the Radagon offspring bunchwhich is not much but stillI also feel like Ranni is not that wholesome waifu people thinkshe doesnt seem to care that much about her childhood friends: Iji, Bleidd, hell Seluvis hits the bucket the moment he wants to turn her into a chatbot dollshes an interesting character and I love how shes just as cunning as Marika, she is her daughter after all (via Radagon)
>>560127475None of them are well adjusted, Marika munchausen'd all of them into insane positions of philo.
>>560127328Gg mystery routing. Got a synergykino relic from that, although I don't like reduced rune curse
>>560127667you never play duchess tho
>>560127882Yet. And I like showing good pulls. Esp synergized ones.
>>560127667+2 isn't that good desu
>>560127124just because he is a demon merchant does not mean he doesn't/can't grant a wish. you think a demon doesn't take a wish?
>>560128027>>560127457
I got to depth 5 bros
>>560127475I heard somewhere that Nightreign was the result of the Ranni ending and Heolstor was Ranni's husband aka your character in base game.
>>560128159you have to celebrate it and buy yourself a little gift today
>>560127623IIRC some item descriptions said Radagon was a decent father and the three siblings grew up kind of happy with Rennala? that is until radagon went back to the capital to literally go fuck himself, even if I think radagon was happy where he was and then Marika called him back/couldnt stay too far away from his true selfalso this pic is wrong, I think Melina and Messmer are the first kids of Radagon and Marika, even before she had kids with Godfrey>>560128179I mean its kinda like there in the title now that I think about itdoesnt really explain why we0re fighting bosses from dark souls 2 among the other stuff tho
calm down sluts
>>560128398wait a minute miquella malenia incest? and not serial bug experiments Gowry?
>>560123615It's just something people draw
>>560129351no, Millicent and her sisters are more like "offshoots" of malenia like how a fungus propagates through small versions of itself
>>560129351idk that whole family tree in the pic seems to have some headcanons
>>560129384I love her outfit so much, the big chunky mega man boots are so cute. They have that outfit for Juno in Overwatch and I’m so sad I missed it.
>>560129351>>560129437>>560129449>malenia miquella incestHOT
>>560129509combining twincest and ane shota is some wild combination too powerful for most
>>560129384>>560129486>my reddit academiacringe
>>560129486Yeah MHA is pretty shit but the character designs are all pretty great
>>560129509if manlet ass Miquella tried to do this to me I'd laugh for like 25 minutes and try to film his face on my phone to show to my friends with whom I will laugh for 3 hours about it with
>obese troon thread shitter has shit tastefigures
q niggas
>>560130023I got the photo, girls
>>560129640>>560129874Yeah her design is great, I never saw the show though. All I know is the guy who did the Haikyuu music worked on it.>>560130030Lowercase anons are only good for being foot stools.
>>560129604true>>560130023didnt ask
>>560130686It's ok, you don't have to ask for me to be generous enough to share correct advice with you all being that I am the only one with real experience in a relationship with a short and blonde dark trifecta type and it's all fun and games until you wanna cuddle after and it's impossible to be held because he's so small that any configuration ended up in me holding him like a son, but his favorite position was sitting upright on me like in your image, he liked giving back massages that slowly lead into going inside and I imagine that Miquella was the same, since manipulative types need that approval of being owed something in return for a self perceived great favor like that, it was fun listening to his subtle interrogations disguised as small talk and piecing together his secret plans that way, I think Miquella would react the same way if he thought he had you wrapped around his finger only to realise way too late he needed you more than you needed him for future plans, my irl Miquella thinks we are still together and cries in my voicemail twice a week
>>560131720you miss him and you can't even admit that, so sad
>>560131850it's ok the brains of most readers will read a different small piece of it at a time when scrolling through the thread and you can't unread that!
>>560131930I really don't I'll be happy for him when his calls and voicemails actually stop but it's not my job to help him in any way with that
being a foot stool does sound a bit hot
gg
>>560132205no sis that's the manlet's job!!
Gg white women and zero coordination
>>560132398omg thats true sorry sis
>>560132205Good boy knows his place.>>560132398Don’t talk to my foot stool.
>>560128780>off-meta reddit builds cringe
>mfw there will never be a Destined Death focused DLC with the Gloam-Eyed Queen and Godwyn Pic makes me want to do a Winged Hussar build with Mausoleum Knight armor.
>>560128158that happened only when you pay him the rune to clear curse, little bro. you didn't wish for anything.
>>560132463>third wheeling so that the discord e-couple can playyikes
>>560132749Those are 2 girls ready to work his greatbow
don't @ me, fag
>>560132660It's just cute art
>>560133013Who are you talking to
this was my first time having a co invader in seamless and it was so fun I hope more people do that!!!
>>560105312Made me laugh>>560106697Made him upset wow
>>560133350>trying to fight the same personsmartest seamless invader
>>560133568hey I'm not used to having co invaders okay???
>>560133350so valid
>>560108838>>560108526True.>>560119074>>560118838Keep posting these images.
>>560107180And for good reason too.>>560112093Least obvious thirdie post.
>>560118005what terrjeeta looks like btw
>>560115661Thought that was Emily on the left for a hot second
>>560134435>>560134461You're so annoying. Learn how to reply on time for once
>>560107107Colonizer blood. He wants to put white babies in trish.
>>560126468There’s a lot of areas in that game that aged pretty poorly if we’re being perfectly honest.>>560127475>the most well adjustedThat’s not saying much. At all.
>>560123571When are you not kneeling you nasty slut
>>560134682even doe xhe is a jeet
>>560135327Sorry to say he’s a porcelain prince. I’ve seen the proof.
sharing nudes in the 'cord...
>>560128398>IIRC some item descriptions said Radagon was a decent father and the three siblings grew up kind of happy with Rennala?No it says he was good at making magic and the kids groomed under the religion he followed tried to please him. There is no happy family underneath all this everyone was intentionally fucked up because Marika was a sore loser.
>>560128179the person who told you that sounds like drooling retard
>>560128179lol. Nighteign is a result of those Night experiments you read about on Nox equipment.
>>560129384Built for Alt Might.>>560129486>JunoBuilt for Reinhardt.
>>560136381why? it's pretty straightforward >>560136483source? sounds like fanfiction for item description readers
>>560136638dyslexicGOD...
>>560113568worst post in the general award
>>560136713>source?Elden Ring. Nox tried to make nightlords on giant chairs but it failed. NR explains how it seen as a failure in ER. Ranni follows the same ideology and the age of stars ending has you called the Lord of Night.
>>560136638Keep your defeated cuckold fetish to yourself faggot maggot
>>560135047lewd i meant it as a meme
>>560139394I dont get it
>>560139687
>>560137972>cuckoldCan't cuckold someone not in a relationship
>>560139756thats me irl
Randos both 3 barred to base adel so I’m back on the queue
>>560139848we know, trish
>>560128179Nightreign is an alternative timeline where the Nox succeeded in summoning the Outer God of Night which chose Heolstor as its champion who is just some random soldier who was dying during The Shattering. Fits a bit more in Japanese because Heolstor is just called Nameless in the Japanese version but they couldn't use that after the English version used Nameless King for the DS3 bossTurns out the other Outer Gods aren't shit compared to the Night.
>>560140068>Nightreign is an alternative timelineSame timeline that had a knot in time for a while.
Would sorcery +6 on Recluse be good? I I feel like I do the most damage on Magic atk +12.And not sure if every coctail scales the same? Is an affinity build the best for coctail damage?
>>560140487Both work fine.
>>560140487i like sorcery desu since it lets me spec into magma shot for caligo and gnoster
>>560140487Cocktails and fire magic are utter shit and a complete waste of time. Affinity attack is the best since it lets you slide into incants of the dormant staves is broken
>>560140487It’s 30% damage vs 36% damage, so it’s not a game breaking difference, but sorceries lets you do more damage with the few fire sorceries and fire cocktails. Personally I choose whatever has the better other relic perks. For instance I have sorceries +2 with max FP and defeating enemies +1 and another with max HP so I prefer to use them over magic attack +4.Also I do that to short men.
that was 100% on me I downed mashing L2 like a smooth brain baboon fucking end me fuck
>>560140838Oh good thinking>>560140886>if dormant staves is brokenThat's true it happens way too often...>>560140897Okay thank you for the response, I was confused on what counts as sorcery/magic/split damage
>>560136946those are not night lords, they are the moms of silver tears, the big albinauric woman in the consecrated snowfield serves the exact same purpose, she is no Lordyou are confusing their experiments with the dragonkin, which were intended to be a "Lord" in the same way that Godfrey and Plací and the tarnished are Lords, i.e. protectors of their mother god figureHeolstor is a different kind of night lord that seems to come from a different place entirely, the force of the "Night" he commands seems to be the true form of the Night that the nox merely worshipped, but their sky was false and their lord was failed and never wasRanni's ending however is still unrelated, her age is one of stars and not of night, the events of nightreign happened much too later to be related to her reign at all
>>560124150>>560124935>>560125172>>560125937>>560126520>>560127383He’s still a gay faggot character regardless so it’s whatever honestly
>>560137972>>560134671Point that finger back at yourself obnoxious stupid retard
>>560140487Duchess > your whole character
Kek what the fuck is this forbidden build gremlin?
creasy were you just Greta thunberg posting
What happened to the bjark super fan. Was it really just bark talking to himself
>>560143370thermobaric warheads
>>560140838magma shot isn't bad against Libra too
Magma shot is crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PmZrYWfQLMIs this new footage? Maybe tanrshizzled edition isn't vaporware after all
it's more damage than any meleekek is doing against the fire weak bosses since they all stand still
Want to play ER again for the 100th timeI've decided between a few weapons but not sure what one I want to use next1. Falx2. The Barbed Staff-Spear3. Leda's Sword4. Ornamental Straight SwordWhat one do you think would be more fun to use?
we dont need bumps
>>560144326Ornamental Straight Sword. Don't forget to summon if you need any help, cutie
>>560144179it's gonna be so fun playing on handheld I can't wait
>>560144326cheat in enough stuff to play all of the above don't let the stupid smithing stone system define how you play
>>560144179>>560144609My hands hurt watching that atrocious joycon grip. Why not just use a normal controller?
>>560144326>want to play ER again>leda's sword that you get at the end of the dlc?
>>560143510Meds>>560143702Obviously who the fuck would be a fan of that guy
>>560145450I'll cheat engine it ini hate ng+
PRACTICIMOOOOOOO
>>560142220>those are not night lordsThey are though.
What were you two drug addicts doing
silence slut
ok lorefags, what if Marika actually "became" the Erdtree (like the grandmother in shaman village) and ceased to exist as a humanoid at that point so the Marika from the Erdtree era onwards was actually Radagon supplanting her all along
>>560146572lol
>>560142220>Ranni's ending however is still unrelated, her age is one of stars and not of night, the events of nightreign happened much too later to be related to her reign at allSame thing actually. Its just resetting the playing board. Day and night are a cycle. During the day you await the night, during the night you await the dawn.
>>560145450>>560145635>early mohg>only 2 bosses to get to Leda>you now have the sword you wanted to use for the rest of the gamewhats the problem?
bloody benchod dreg dodger
>>560147008wasn't me, you know who I am
Something came up
omg it happened again this is so cool you guys don't know how good you had it in ds3
what are the lore implications that the godskins are hornsent and are controlled by the gloam eyed queen meaning the gloam eyed queen is hornsent too
>>560146572this is canon btw miyazaki rolls his eyes every single time people gloss over that and it's so endearing
íts over
>>560147718>>560147425>>560146572Please remove your head from your asshole you’re annoying
>>560147124Gaymer
>>560147124invaders have two genders cute sissy slut or solitude armor tryhard
>>560147718this is why she is always depicted in a tpose
>>560147770the relic that kill you
what level to invade elden ring i have 90 +18
>>560147425None. The big implication of the dlc is that a dragon waifu of Placidusax had the old elden ring ripped out of her body.
>>560148053it's not even a t pose it’s a tree pose her arms are arched upwards like the tree
>>56014835180 +17/+7 is pretty balanced
>>560148486wtf is it over
>>560148705again zuk?
>>560147124What's a wanderer
>>560148879Go to 117 +25
>>560148879even doe you can just make another char
>forget to finish seluvis' shitty quest and missed the magic scorpion>cheat engine, mod loader, etc are all massively painful to get working on ganoo+loonix (or just broken)>no save editors work properlygosh DANGIT i just want the BIG NUMBER
>>560150176get someone to savescum drop one for you
>>560150176glorious merchant is easy to setup THOUGH
q pls
>>560150176>>forget to finish seluvis' shitty quest and missed the magic scorpionLMFAO Oh my god. You';re so fucked brooooo LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO oh noooooooooooo>>cheat engine, mod loader, etc are all massively painful to get working on ganoo+loonix (or just broken)LMAOOOO but GIMP bro??? you can use GIMP its open source and free!!! and can do evrerything photoshop can do LMAOOOO
uhh bros? was shifty in the right this whole time?
>playing with randoms>first game at D3>get triaphalos event at level 2 and fucks up day 1>second game person leaves immidiately leaving myself and one raider to play>despite this we actually win>3rd game>person leaves again>other person backs out before even beating the first boss leaving me to back out and lose 600 fucking points and nearly de-rank to depth 2 againHoly fuck how the fuck am I even suppose to rank up playing with randoms if people keep just backing out and leaving, why the fuck am I punished for being the last to leave a game.
>>560150676>is the build that is rng reliant and does less damage better than the build that comes with your best spell and does more damage?
Holy shit can TES6 just release already I’m bored of this gay universe
>>560147124>co invader with claws of night>catch flame>against clueless pvers
>>560150976you're gonna be here forever
Got the itch to play Elden Ring again and feel like thrusting this time around. What's your favorite weapon/art/spell/whatever to thrust with?
>>560151092Isn't catch flame the default spell for Prophet?
>>560150976TES is obsolete now. ER took everything it had left. We even have a dragon break.
>>560151092how else will xhe win
Strange game but I enjoyed myself aswell ?
gg death knights
gg greg, nightmare day one, stuck using grey spells into day 2 because balancers sent me to a no-shop camp.
>>560151486yes and it's stupidly strong in pvp
Why are revs like this
oh yeah the DKs grabbed me out of my ult and the madness/sleep buildup relics drained all my FP, and again no shop so no shards. ishizaki really had it out for me.
>>560152148fucking kek
>>560152148>poorfag graphic settings
>>560152148lel
>>560152148Take your shit with you, don't leave it for others to throw away.
>>560152148revjeets!
>>560150976Bethesda games are hot garbage why would you be excited for more hot garbage>>560143104>no uConcession accepted
>>560153759Skyrim is the game of all time
>>560153759I told you to shut your faggot maggot mouth and stop thread shitting your concession was accepted eons ago
>>560153759got his ass and made him cry well done
>>560154020NTA but you say faggot maggot a lot.
the mouth speaks what the heart is full of
>>560153759because the playerbase fixes the games and also the universe is cool as shit
>>560154542>terr is always bringing up poop penis out of nowhere it makes sense…
>>560155053You sent that cuckold freak flying on a one way trip back to Mumbai nice work
>>560155298She looks like she dies to witch hunters
>>560154839>the playerbase fixes the gamesHow is that a good thing
gg smol horsey
One solid chunk of 77k damage within 30 seconds later ...!gg mystery lame horse
>>560155053>>560152148
>>560155810Watching Devil plap 3bar doll!
Zestyposting needs to stop.>>560155837It is tradition.
>>560155806>>560155810Ggs, fast brony kill.
>>560155954>ZestypostingIts prison gay. This is what happens to weak men when everything becomes a shit test.
>>560155954
>>560155791who said it isbethesda can’t do the legwork which sucks but at least the fans can pick up their slackthat’s all there is to it
Artorias is obviously a way shorter fight but he unironically feels harder than Dreglord lmao
>>560156680Because he has dishonest moves and a flip that literally ignores iframes. Dreg has like one or two reaction checks like Heolstein, once you know the fight.
>>560156680Most of dreglord's attacks literally won't hit you if you stand still. Such a weird choice for the dlc boss fight.
>>560156841He's a reskin of the ape from sekiro so he fights like the ape from sekiro.
>>560157014The ape from Sekiro was harder
>>560157138To be frank, nothing in NR is hard as an overcorrection to the complaints about SoTE and the scaling difficulty in NR. The only fight that approaches hard is ED libra and that has to use condemned to do it, and only becomes hard when the game semi-glitches and there's 9 of them.
>>560157328Uhh ED Gladius and Balancers are hard and also fair unlike Libra
>>560157570>ED gladiushow?
3bar doll is back?!
>>560157652he punishes you for attacking him which is difficult not to do
>>560157328Highest Depth 5 streak tough guy?
>>560157856Whatever number makes you feel insecure lol.
>>560157652Melee vs ED 3dog is legitimately awful. Feels like you're just waiting for ranged characters to kill it for you while you watch for the few opportunities to go in and get a hit in. Split phase is the only fun part of the fight and half the time they are chasing after someone else across the map.
>>560157905>game le easy even at D5 im so good>cant back up the talk kino
>>560157905Based anon above purity spirals meant for women.
how to dodge the hotdog fire bite combo? if im in melee range during startup i simply perish
>>560158396>proof of skill is le womenWeird loser headcannon.
>>560158623Not part of your purity spiral either sis.
>>560154262Anons programmed the lolcow to repeat the same thing over and over. It's been going on for years now.
>headcannon
>>560158525Dont be in melee, or burn your ult.
>>560158886That’s the guy who curbstomps the lolcow albeit. He’s just using it to shit down his throat in turn. Very effective and seems to bother him a lot.
>>560158718>>560158891>shitter cope Nice.
>>560158886I hope he starts crying about anons talking about the lore soon.
There was no 'overcorrection', the added features to the player are a much-needed way to keep up with the j-action game power creep the formula is heading into.
>>560159317Much better adventure feel vibes this way.
>>560159050That’s what I’ve noticed too. Hates a taste of his own medicine. Love to to see it.
Fazer um pedido a um peixe
>>560154020kek
Elden Ring is about being Spiritual and hating Organised Religion
>>560159970>Elden Ring is about [homosexuality]Yes, we know this
>>560160117Speaks a lot about its fanbase
>>560159970Elden Ring is about meeting tarnished and having fun
>>560156818>flip that literally ignores iframesSurge sprint left or right for 0.5 seconds dodges it
>>560160504I know how to deal but it's still bs
>>560157579yep, this is going in my sluts folderit's not AI, right?
>>560161579Use reverse image search
>>560157579I like boobs and also feet
>>560161750nothing comes up. it's fucking AI isn't it
>>560157856nta but the game is too easy right now, thanks to rev buffs, skill buffs, exe buffs, starting spell buffs, even raider buffs and the only nerfs being making crystal half as likely to find
>>560162090why?
>>560162196The lack of a signature should make that obvious.
worst thing ive ever seen in the game, you crawled out of my ultimate
>>560162710don't be stupid
sorry guys i tried to parry things ive never parried before
I’m bring dormant reapers to every single game I see you in at this point
>>560162196>>560162751https://x.com/i/status/2032081636221734915No
>>560162791why?
>>560162837thank you sir
>>560162798Who? Extremist and Saintpump, the ELO Al-Qaeda of /erg/?
>>560162874i wanna feel cool :(
>>560163157now you feel failure
>>560163215yea...
>>560162760hey i'm not stupid
>>560163340*hugs* I’m proud of you for trying. That’s how you get better. Keep at it!
keep it in the 'cord
>>560163703xhey are gonna ERP if they go to the 'cord we can't let that happen
>>560163703no thank you I don't want to download that app
>>560163703Not in the ‘cord. I’m just making sure anon is comforted.
>>560163561can I have a hug too?
>>560163914not in it either, and thank you
>>560163978no
>>560159901Practicimo torna os homens fracos inseguros
>>560163978Yes of course handsome *extra big hug* Any time you need a hug my arms are wide open.
get a room already
>>560164194thanks. are you pretty in real life?
What a strange thread
>>560164194ive been going through a tough time, can I have a hug as well?
>>560162196>>560162751That doesn’t necessarily mean that, no >>560164475Not strangeJust shat up by the usual suspects
>>560164039>>560164353You’re welcome and I like how I look >>560164650Yes you can. *big hug squish* I’m sorry you’re having a tough time. I am too so it’s nice to have lots of hugs.
>>560164720how do we stop them from pooping everywhere? can we fly to New Delhi and glue their assholes shut or something? it’s really annoying that they keep doing this
>>560164475Humiliation ritual hours brosef
we MVST bomb New Delhi
>>560165181*grabs your ass mid hug*
ye it's R1 into black flame into chaos bed vestiges
Anyone got the webm of the Guardian player sperging out
gg dino, surge o flame is fucking terrible lmao.
>>560165706Thank you. You made it a proper hug.
>>560165706
>>560169509He is hiding from... THE DUCK EATER!!!!!!
I have time for 1 game. queue now!
>>560169885No!
Hope on ac7
>>560169509shifty...
>>560170383Now, now now!
>>560098160made for big dick mick
Sex with Revenants
gg mystery has an unusually high chance of giving ED libra I feel
>>560101398>>560102343this is making me very uncomfortable>>560101376i look like this and say this
>>560097295Thinking I’ll cave in and get it at this point since I have nothing else to play and it’s apparently getting dlc soon (unlike Nightreign it seems)
>>560101376I sent this image to my husband today you probably got it from there
>>560119541made for godfrey
>>560171719Chud husband
>>560172223godfrey has eyes for marika only, he had legions of disposable women after she sent him off but he was right there at her doorstep as soon as he could, even if he was the last one she ever called for
>>560171719My husband would beat up yours.
gg smol dog anon was right affinity is nice as a backup plan if no staff
>>560172368he makes coworkers chud out so much lately honestly they're trying so hard to stop his team's project at the office and end up making themselves look so bad to the higher ups they're like children
gg normal dogs, we saw exactly 2 red bosses, and they were both low level fieldbosses, it felt like we were so far behind.
>>560172447source?
>Solo'd ED Harmonia and every other Nightlord>Solo'd Dreglord without any issues>Able to get past all sorts of other bullshit field bosses>Can't even get past the early part of Heolstor's regular boss fightAm I just retarded or is Heolstor supposed to be this hard? I keep getting clipped on every one of his attacks and can't dodge the AOE explosion attacks no matter how many guides I watch
>>560172787No it's not!
>>560173185I don't get big clit recluse damage but at least it's more consistent I guess...
>>560173367Ew. Don't say that
>>560173367keep saying and posting that
>>560173572Silence mushjeet
>>560173452why? they are normal and natural
>>560173452What? I do huge clitoris Recluse damage with magic attack 12 instead of affinity.
>>560173659you shall not silence me!
>>560124275You have no idea…
>>560173771you don't have a clit
clutching a nightmare run just feels so good...i love this azerbajiani fortnite game
gg balancers. stop pinging the most obvious shit
>>560174112based jew anon
>>560174734N-no
gg, but fuuuuck, I'm upset I fell at the very end. The knew I was playing too well, and did their hardest to ruin a perfect fight.>>560174734There many pings that run.
>>560173771This painting might be the sexiest depiction of the female form I've ever seen
The "ping less" take is so retarded, does it overstimulate your autistic brain or what
>>560173119Someone please fucking answer this. I am about to drop this horseshit game
please don't bring up that retarded discussion again
>>560175242But I only ping the good shit I'm so le based!!!I'll ping whatever the fuck I want you mongrels
BING BING WAHOO
>>560175308what ?
Jesus fucking Christ you faggots don't even talk about the game or answer any questions. Why did I even bother asking in this fucking board
>>560175525Get gud nigga
>>560175525in the big '26 fromsoft discussion is better on /v/
>>560175525I don't play kikereign sorry not sorry
>>560175416my husband and I joke about this all the time and.... ..wait..
>>560174934>>560174734Fuck I meant to say there WEREN'T many pings that run.Some of the pings might have been a lag issue. Because during day 1, I tried to ping atop of someone else's ping, and it didn't register until like 5-10 seconds later.A few pings caused me to open the map, and see that there were not pings on the map, which was confusing. But I guess someone pinged and erased quickly.Still there, weren't that many pings. Mostly, it was just where we're going next, negations, and a few decent weapons. Nothing worth getting upset about.>>560175127Yes. I also turn off all notifications on my phone, because it's overstimulating.ADHD people will never understand what it's like. You're *under* stimulated if you don't have constant bells and whistles going off.
>>560175620Oh yeah I'm sure talking about tits, gooning over shit, and talking about your Discord whatever the fuck here is a lot better than actually talking about the game and helping new players. No wonder this fucking game is dead and never getting any future updates when your average fan is this group of retards
>>560173119I'm afraid to say that you are retarded, you shouldn't have any major problems with him.
>>560175770Change your unfunny ironic zoomtard name
>>560173119yeah i always struggle with him he is one tough guy!
>>560173119>>560175159You're retarded. His timings are nothing tricky, and you can trivialize his big explosion with a greatshield if you're incapable of dodging when the flash happens. The lines on the ground are based on how hes swinging his sword, they aren't random.
>>560175770Git gud at autism nigga
I am a D3 shitter who is currently on that awful edge between D3 and D4, where I can win D4 if it's "one of the nightbosses I'm good at" AND I have good teammates, but all hope is lost otherwise.My first match at 4000 ELO this time was a D5 Dreglord and holy FUCK did he have a lot of health. I suck at that fight but I think I got better just from this fucking round. Thank god for my incredible teammates who hard-carried my 6-bar ass.Thank you for listening to my blog.
>>560175308i'm not the ping complainer>>560175525don't cry anon, if you're slightly away from the impact, the timing is kind of delayed, that is if you were refering to the move that ed gladius also uses. he has multiple aoe explosion attacks
>>560175525>>560175159>>560173119Your question is super basic, as well as being unrelatable.How is it basic: Asking about the difficulty of the final boss of a fromsoft game has a very obvious answer: "yes"How is it unrelatable? Most players don't solo bosses. By doing so, you're already better than most other players. This makes answering your basic question difficult, since we have to consider, what is "this hard" to someone who is already good at the game? Since most don't have the solo experience that you do, we can't relate our struggles against Heolstor with yours.And the few people who would have the solo experience that you do are the more severe autists, borderline non-verbal.
>>560175785Yes it is
>>560175127You see a lot of retarded shit from their discord make their way here.
>>560175873What? My ironic "zoomtard" name? Who do you think I am? And what irony do you find in my name?
>>560175770I don't think you were too ping happy that game but practice definitely was. if we just got done killing the basement boss and the crucible knights and there's still the rooftop boss left, there's no need to ping it, I know that's what we're doing next, also no need to ping the circle when there's nothing else to do and nowhere else to go
>>560176053good job cutie, you can fit a fully charged colossal heavy on a lot of his openings, hes pretty fair if you take the time to read him
>>560176053Keep at it. As long as you're learning, you'll get over the hurdle.
this is some D tier drama please do get better at your sperg outs
>>560176483>t. ragequitter shitter
>>560176543You'll get him eventually lol
I don't get it
>>560176543something terrible must have happened irl
anyone qing?
>>560176486>>560176518Thanks!If I were smarter I would probably spend more time learning the base versions of the various bosses, but the game is much more fun with the added difficulty at D3. D4 is such a huge step up from that, it's wild.
Sorry I didn’t mean to reaperslop but I fell asleep during the queue and couldn’t read my presets in time
>>560176806no im ming
could this be a dog
You negroes are so spoiled, it's NICE that people ping things for you. You're just too clumsy to open the map quick and check everything out without messing over your sorry gameplay
Trish can you stop loot vacuuming so much??? Wtf is wrong with you
I want to be friends with vocarooanon's husband
>>560176923pinging equipment/items is OK, pinging pointless shit like a POI that's right next to the starting camp is not
>>560176982trish only vacuums this
>>560177007xher husband is one of xher multiple personalities
>>560176483I didn't even notice him pinging the castle's boss. However, in past expeditions, before I was more experienced, I would try to kill every crucible knight. Because that's what I've always done before at lower levels. In higher levels, people started skipping the crucible knights that didn't drop orbs. I wasn't a part of that program yet, so I was wasting time aggroing crucible knights, while the others were either ignoring me and going to the roof, or assisting me and also wasting time alongside me. So in that case, it would make sense to ping at me to get me moving in the right direction. Your name is new. I don't recall playing with a yerba before. I can't know if you're with the program or not. However, I just can't be arsed to worry about where you're going and what you're doing, so I'm not going to ping minute stuff. Practice however, is the leading sort, so he will. So while I understand your frustration, you have to keep in mind that it's best not to assume that you know, and wait for you to make mistakes.
>>560177219I'm not new, just haven't played with the pw in a while
>>560177362Oh, it must have been before my time then. Or maybe we just passed each other like two ships in the dark.
>>560175873>>560176321I really want the anon to explain what he meant. It has the potential to be hilarious.
>>560175873>random millenitroon meltySeek help
*farts*
>>560175710This this this
yerbatero has left this world
>>560178014oh yeah was wondering why the name sounded familiar. kekarot!
>>560178014I don't think there are any more updates coming so I'll get my last games with the general before uninstalling (I guess you could call that the ultimate rage quit)
>>560178208uninstall then come back to DS3 we are waiting for you there
>>560178373whats ds3?
>>560166789Anyone?
>>560175072
>>560178432this one?
>Two months with no updatesGame is dead, fare thee well
Am I just retarded or is Torch Noble supposed to be this hard? I keep getting clipped on every one of his attacks and can't dodge the AOE explosion attacks no matter how many guides I watch
>>560178404it's Dark Souls 3™ you WILL buy it and play it online
>>560178446The tape ruins it. The style feels classical and tasteful, but the x tape makes it feel very modern and vulgar.
>>560175525I saw your question and didn't bother answering it because it's literally just git gud for the timingHis basic combo is swing swing swing pause swing but the rest are you on feel The AoE in the 2nd phase where he slams and does a circle can be dodged by rolling the jab, which again is git gud, but for the 2nd slam you can sprint surge away since the timing can be tricky. You said you watched guides and that trick should be in one. The only other tips I can think of are rolling into his attacks when he's empowered since you're less likely to get hit by ground trails then, and for his 2nd big combo that ends in a nuke you can just run away from him while he's doing the slashes but you'll still have to dodge the nuke.The rest of his whole fight is git gud. Really not much to say. If you need guides or gimmicks like cancelling certain attacks or running away from attacks then you're a shitter and need to git gud instead of whining that nobody will tell you how to roll a basic wandering noble.ERPfags do need to reported for off topic and die since they're just a cancer to this thread, but we're also a dying thread because there's no new content so it's to be expected.
>>560178507Thank you so much, I wish I could get it with sound
>>560178507this is so incredible
>>560178507Post the webm of Guardian being constantly Queue dodged
>>560178446>>560173771fap time
>>560178640Truke
ggs
gg gote
Nox Maiden nightfarer when? She could use curved swords and have a special fluid moveset, like the sticky hammer?
>>560179918hello noxy
slow queue
sticky fluids
>>560178553The demon twins don't do their long death animation anymore so the update is already live and being tested like usual.
>>560180023let it go
>>560180080like cum??
>>560180130what a perv!!!!
>>560180198sorry
>>560179283>>560178759https://files.catbox.moe/u3h46v.mp4
bomb has been planted
>>560180725It's so fucking funny thank you
>>560180725i love this so much i love the random different locations pinged implying he was freaking out with the right stick so hard moving it all over the map
>>560180660you are forgiven
>>560180725Did you win
What should I level right now? I'm torn between health and dex. I'm trying to do light rolls only so everything is hitting me like a truck.
>>560181694>>560181694>>560181694
>>560181619Pump that vig to 60 brother
>>560181619just go for 60 vigor for now cutie
>>560172447Technically true but Godfrey is free to pleasure himself with whomever he wants as the alpha male of the universe so it’s fine
>>560177168can you get my multiple personality to stop peeing in the living room bathroom sink please, guests need to use that and it's so gross to even do in the first place
>>560175525just deflect him
>>560182508He can, but he'd toss them all aside like garbage without an instant of hesitation to have his cheeks cupped by Marika's hands for even two seconds >Close your eyes and let these words paint a thousand pictures>One good girl is worth a thousand naked bitches
>>560178553And that’s a good thing!>>560181717Too early you fucking retard
>>560182787Would you spend x amount of years in the hull of a ship off the coast of Caelid on a hail mary plan for Marika pusy?
>>560126503Cute wyldsluts
>>560129449Headcanon? In ER lore? Say it ain’t so…
>>560136783??Meds
>>560132205>>560132398>>560132559Stop being weird…
>>560129509Finally some actual canon!
>>560183694I would.
>>560136713>why? it's pretty straightforwardstraightforwardly retarded, yeah
>>560151770ER dragon breaks aren’t shit compared to TES albeit
>>560154262So? Call a spade a spade
>>560185131Same thing in the end. Reality changed.
>>560176669>>560176593Couldn’t agree more
>>560178446for wylder to suck on only
>>560180660You are NOT forgiven
>>560186040we know bronybro.
>>560186380don’t talk about yourself in third person thanks
>>560186683Didn't mean to trigger you.
>>560178208the ol' terrjeet perma rage quit
>>560187561 (me)Meant for >>560186380
>>560187747we know bronybro.
>>560189601 (me)Meant for >>560187561
