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2kiri a best
Hey, it's Kiriko
Hey. It’s The Kiriko.
>>560084240Based Jeff
IDC I miss The Jeff
>people have been saying for years that comp and OWL was killing overwatch and ruining the fun/OWG/:”uhhh comp has no affect on the game and made it better lol stfu”>jeff makes it blantantly clear that comp and OWL was killing overwatch and ruined its production for pve/OWG/: UwU uhhh guys jefferino saying the comper and leagues was le…bad? Oh we always knew that they were bad for the game!How pathetic that you guys spend years defending that garbage but the moment jeffypoo speaks the truth yall do a 180 and act like its news
>>560083831That’s a different anon I play a different support if they’re hard dive characters like doom or ball and I only tp forward if there’s a number advantage so I mostly tp back and most I do if I was on kiri is throw a far suzu in hopes of it hitting my ball or doom
who are you quoting
why did they nerf illari right after making her best skin
Why don't they just add open 6v6 AND role queue 6v6? >>560084613I was literally about to post that image what the fuck
/owg/ is one person
>shoot at players definitely under crosshair>hitscan passes harmlessly through them>watch replay>players are definitely not under the crosshairWhat is this netcode?
>>560084540/owg/ has always made fun of the league though?
When are they sunsetting stadium? Literally no point in it sticking around when Deadlock exists.
>>560084654/owg/ has toxoplasmosis now
>Jeff “no content for two years” kaplan is faultless btw Said literally no one. hero bans would’ve prevented most high end comp players having perma double shields for those two very much insufferable years and kaplan never once considered it. It’s a surprise that it took so long for them to implement it if anything.
OWL saved Overwatch.
I said that tho
>>560084540I don't see the issue with comp; OWL was fucking retarded and many called it out
>>560084885>phoneposter
worst guy named jeffrey, maybe ever
>>560084873I don't want to play that game though?
2Burqa <3
>I won because I called you something Nigger or poojeet?
i dont know about you guys but i think im having fun with the game
>>560084873pizzard executive lounge hubris will force it to stay in development as a "viable competitor" until deadlock enters open beta and completely overshadows the multiplayer gamespace for the following year and then get the silent withering 3 dev skeleton crew treatment like hots
I've never seen Anran get a PotG that didn't involve her ult.
>someone says [x] diff>I'm the x on the winning team
>>560085238me too! =)
Why are you as a man pocketing another man?
>Play hitscanner>Have fun>Play not a hitscanner>Have no funIt's that simple, huh...
>>560085559Why not
Did you sign up for Jeff's new game?
>>560085571Anran is fun doe >>560085559I’m not thoughbeit i look for every opportunity of being able to do damage on LW just that his clunk and heal speed makes it rough to not spam heal your critical tank, or save my hats for the out of position dps, or save my wave for large aoe heal or getting a flank off my ass or save my suzu for overextended tank/critical dps being flanked im still stuck in gold unfortunately
>>560085857yes unironically
>>560085857No. Marketing doesn't work on me sorry
>get paired up with a mercy main named marcyheh
>>560084654>Why don't they just add open 6v6 AND role queue 6v6?because splitting the already small playerbase would make the matchmaking for 6v6 even worse.
No one plays that 6v6crap anyway.
>>560085857>looks nothing like overwatch >will have a trailer that will say “by the minds of overwatch”>those words never leading to a good game whatsoever lol no
>>560085857I signed up for the playtest as I'm somewhat intrigued in Jeff's take on rust in a wild west setting. I have no expectations really.
>>560085857Why not it's free
>>560085857>yet another open world survival gamehow original jeff, but i'll pass
Returner hereWhat does this border mean?
Sled emote OP https://x.com/88gummybear/status/2031902605333484010
>get POTG with ashe>it's me missing 90% of my shots like a chumpSTOP, PLEASE
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>560085857>legend of californiaIs it gonna be filled with spics and danger hair landwhales?
>>560087284drives. you get them from playing comp during certain windows
>>560085857does it have a The Lena?
>>560087376>like a chump
dead game, thank god
the kiriko dance
I'm a loser babySo why don't you kill me
This game is going to be the cause of my death
Rough sex with Vendetta
>>560088850Yes, please.
gm ventchuds
>>560085339how much sex has she had with wuyang
>dps going 4-12how is this even possible
>>560089206support diff
>>560088850Moira...
Neat.
trying to kill mizuki broke me and i have uninstalled
>mercy with mythic>2k healing
NOOOOOOOOO IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FREJA
kissu
>>560089681that shit is hideous
>>560084540Comp was fine. OWL was blizzard milking retards for as much money as they could at the cost of quality development. $10M buy in per team was already insane. I feel bad for philly, though. They were going all in on it and even had plans to build their own stadium. Ironically they were the first team to leave the league.
>he's a lower rank than gamin4hopelmao
oi this game's rubbish
yeah bro lets just buff emre even though he's in literally every game above diamond
>>560071970
>>560090235He's a worse 67/Ashe/Soj though
what the fuck is happening in stadiumDoomfist unplayablephara and 76 metaZen in my face mauling me to death
yes i'm a fraud anran player, got a problem with it?
>>560090423maybe in niggalow
Akande Ziegler
What exactly is the point of JQ's knife when it only pulls them forward two feet?
>>560084240
>>560089681i got this disgusting skin today too
>>560091323what does this mean and why is it posted every thread
>>560090264
>>560091297This is too short for you?
>>560089681One of my boxes this season had this piece of shit in it too.I’m never gonna use it.
>>560091567You know it doesn't work like that in reality.
Angela Ogundimu
>pick flanker>"alright, I'm gonna hit the kiri--">*teleports away*>"Ok, I'll hit the wuy--">*dashes away*>"The illar--">*dashes away*>"The mercy--">*flies away*>"Moira...?">*dashes away*>"The cat--">*can't interact with the cat*>"Fine, the Life--">*dashes away*>*SURELY, the Juno--">*Flies away*>"OKay, okay, okay, surely I can hit the Brig--">*knocks me back then dashes away*>"OKAY THE MIZU--">*dashes away*
Reading Anran's comic made me realize that the troons whining about her being almost an entirely different character might have a point, and I'm not even talking about the face thing. Even in terms of her looks, dress, and personality, she went from being essentially a man in Wuyang's cinematic and comic to being in post-release highly feminized and dolled up. Just her hairstyle and outfit and being overly emotional, self-doubting and hysteric in her inner monologue fretting about her brother and sperging out about her feelings to Brig. If I weren't a bimbofication appreciator and fully supportive of these changes I'd be mad too
i'm finally out of silver 4 as a dps sisters... it only took me 5 games of having 30 final blows and 15 solo kills
>>560092362welcome to the big boy leagues
>>560092278how are you playing against 10 supports
>>560092526
>>560092278Flankies just can't wait for poke to endyou wait tell they burn their long ass cooldowns, then murder them, poke at them a lil and they sperg pop all their cooldowns.
>>560092278Hook, headshot, done.
>>560092278baited cooldown next fights free
i wonder why since dva is one of the most popular and iconic overwatch characters they have not added a single character related/connected to herher and hazard feel like the only characters that're like this
>>560092947c.mon d.mon soon
>>560092329You saw her from Wuyang's pov in his cinematic. The, strong, perfect big sister. The last comic from her pov showed her struggles with trying to be that strong perfect big sister.
>>560091297It pulls them out of position long enough to be killed or yanks them off high ground. Plus the ticking keeps applying the heal debuff. It’s very good.
>>560092720>long cooldowns>all support mobility are 8 sec cds or shorter
>>560093029People keep saying Dmon, but the shapes are very different. Dmon was very rounded, had fins on the shoulders and had a very thick look to it. I also doubt they'd just add another chick in a suit that's way too similar to Dva.I think the big mech will be something else.
>>560092947D.mon’s coming in Season 4 anon.
>>560093418D.mon’s the pilot, anon.It’d be weird to have a red mech that wields a sword and shield that turns out to not be piloted by her.
>>560093029>>5600934183 of them also look like women, which makes the Omnic and robot suit more likely to be male.
>>560093574And it'd be redundant to have another female from Dva's unit also in a skinsuit that overlaps her niche.
disappointing lack of coomer images in this thread anons, what am i supposed to jack off to
>chinese letters sombra just murdering everyone in our backlines>oh well it's low gold must be some bored master smurfing on an alt>lose first round>OUR SYSTEMS DETECTED A PLAYER CHEATING, MATCH CANCELLEDwow okay lmao
>>560093618You can literally see D.mon in the silhouette. She's sitting on the mech's left arm and her legs are dangling behind Mizuki.
>>560093618It looks like we got the worst 5 hero first
>>560093813>You can literally see D.mon in the silhouette. She's sitting on the mech's left arm and her legs are dangling behind Mizuki.
good morning jeffs
>>560093942why does it look like doomfist spreading mercy's legs
>>560093618what if they dump all 5 on us again, which one do you think will be the new cat?
>>560093813Therr's also the important consideration that so far, we have had four Japanese and four Chinese/Chinese-adjacent characters and only one Korean, and the gooks are especially the kind of small dicked petty retards to notice such a slight
>get a throwing torb>play Emre>hard carry his sorry ass to victory >"L torb trying to throw, reported">calls me the n wordkek
>>560094106Five Japs. There's the Hashimoto character coming later this year
>>560084240>listen to podcast>says McCree instead of Cassidy
>>560093871>domina>worstOnly the Omnic detective tops her.
>>560094169Mizuki is the hashimoto character.
>>560091527
>>560094238There's another one coming with the Tokyo map
>>560094287>source: my anus
>>560093618>D.Mon>Oni girl>Male mizuki?>at least 2 if not 3 more asian womenThey really know their audienceHell even the omnic is the "robot in trenchcoat" trope the japs love.It's so over for westbros
when will we get another hero from the us? make him a fat balding slob from jersey who looks at vendetta and goes "my ancestor"
>>560093745
>>560093418Designs change. Mizuki used to have a turtle shell on his back instead of a hat.
>>560093618I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
I’m surprised Blizz hasn’t added some kike hero that’s the bestest there ever was and everyone in the lore loves them.
>>560094450Ironically, there's a movement trying to cancel Pharah's VA for being a Jewess who fully supports the Zionist entity
>>560094370>when will we get another hero from the us? make him a fatOverwatch definately needs a Bob character.
>>560094427That's an entirely different character (Nyota) who's also an omnic. He may or may not have been the starting point for Mizuki's design and changed when they realized a human fuckboi would sell more skins
>>560094606>Be the American the Japanese think you are
I fucking hate mixed nationality heroes like Pharah, Venture, Juno and Domina. Just pick one country you rootless cosmopolitan faggots
>>560094606CHICKSDIGGIANTROBOTS
>>560093618The closest thing to a while male in this pic is the omnic
2 great skins from a single box fuck yea
>>560092329imagine several large 70 iq black men cornering Anran and having their way with hershe looks like she has a bit of muscle, and she probably considers herself a "tough girl" so I imagine she would put up a hell of a fightimagine her struggling pitifully against the black men pinning her down, as they plap her mercilessly in both holes with their BBCsuntil after hours of violation, she finally gives up struggling, goes limp and just weeps and takes it>please it hurts>it hurts so much>please slow downbetween sobsuntil her body betrays her and she convulses in an intense involuntary orgasm, the first of manyleft traumatized, haunted by nightmares, pregnant with a mixed race baby, and worst of all, new sexual desires which she tries to repress and which she loathes herself
>>560094370I want this now.
>>560094626first time hearing about this, whered you hear that from?
>>560094845Already that time of month huh
>>560094606>a fat support hero that throws biolight burgers at allies to heal them and can pour grease on the ground to slide around on
>>560094845hoyl BASED
>>560093618>people think it's dmon>when it's actually the us president
How about they add an actual Canadian instead of trying to pass off that sheboon Sojourn as one.
what tank do i pick into thisi pick frontline champ i get shredded by bastion orisai pick winton overwatch they have mei freeze + juno flying + moira invis + bastion keeping turret for meim silver 5 btw
>>560095214>Canadian>doesn't like their hockey team>post yfw in the OW universe the Toronto Maple Leafs STILL haven't won a cup since 1967.
>>560095357sigma
>>560095214There's Symmetra.
>trying to play vendetta into cat, mizuki every match
>>560095394what if i think sigma is boring though
>>560095357Mauga.
>>560095357Unironically Orisa
>>560095475what if i think mauga is boring though>>560095495what if i think orisa is boring though
>>560095520Zarya
>>560095520nigga what do you find fun?
>>560095582what if i think zarya is boring thoughactually heres a list of champs im willing to pick, itll be easier that way:>winton, rein, ram, dva, hog, jq
I'm trying to play on console because I don't want to get out of bed and sit at my desk and this shit is unbearable. The queue times are insane and I can't fucking control anything right, I don't know how this was ever popular here.
>>560094270good nyight
>>560095357Tell your retarded dps to pick reaper echo or hanzo look at those picks
Seize the sol as they say!
>>560095786good nyight..
>uninstall>depression goes away
Sorting heroes by subroles instead of A-Z is retarded, no one says ouuu i need a dps that can reload 50% faster after getting a kill i better check the first 7 dps and pick something from there.
>>560095652All of those are shit into that comp besides Dva if you have your team dive in with you.
>>560095802we had sombra and anran
>>560095920Yea you're not winning shit with anran against 3 "tanks" don't even bother thinking about what to pick
It hurt when someone here called me 'niggalow'
damn why so easy
>>560095847
>>560095520>likes winston>which is just jumping and holding down m1
>>560096216Outed yourself as the gold mercymain
I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN I HATE ANRAN
only a spongeboblow ass nigga would think winston isnt the highest skill dive tank
What do the numbers over ult charge mean? Like x/25 or something. Notices this on certain characters like Ana and Bap. Is that like ult strength or something
>>560096360>likes braindead monkey>accuses others of liking braindead things to deflectYou're not very bright
>>560096487You don't need fo dig yourself deeper
>>560096471their ult goes to 125% if its 25/25 when you use your ult you still have 25/100 ult for your next ult press fucking f1 and read
>>560096487please post rank and a webm of you juggling a zenyatta bot with primal
>>560096520>>560096571Uh oh, triggered the monkeybrains. They're in full cope mode now.
yeah now you're quiet little fag boah... i own you boah... yea now keep suckin oo yea harder boah
monkey want a banana?
>>560096665We're waiting
>>560096703For what? You to cope more? You went full defence mode the instant someone pointed out you can only handle pressing jump and hold down m1 as your form of fun while getting shat on by a comp you have no idea how to deal with when your jump+m1 strat failed you.You already conceded to being a braindead shitter, no need to shit in your diapers more than you already have.
>>560096762Any day now
>>560096787Keep your tears flowing, it feeds my ego, monkey. Now go throw some more matches like >>560095357 while crying in /owg/ when you get raped as your beloved monkey.
I'd bury my tongue so deep in that ass that not even Roadhog could pull me out
did burgers just wake up, is that why thread quality dipped and schizos showed up
>>560096889i swear i can see the slit and hole. how is it possible
>>560096971Coomer brain
I'm keeping all of you safe.You're welcome.
>they effectively removed vendettas sustainShe dies so easily now.
>>560096106masters is the old diamondall players got bumped up one whole tier a few months ago when they made it easier to hit high champ
>Eichenwalde comp>have a leaver on supp>still cap but can't push all the way>want to leave but something tells me not to>successfully defend because our lone support went Illari and their supports decided to DPS over heal (something they did the first round too)I know winning 4v5s isn't that unheard of but it still felt really good, especially when I was just gonna give up
>useless dps tells doom to swap because "we have no tank"
>>560096889>>560096971>>560097029asshole is kind of a stretch but you can arguably visually place the "divot" of itbut they've been adding textures/shading/model details that gives a sense of cameltoe/pussy-puff since sombra in ow1Juno's pussy is even more egregious and undeniable
>>560097278That last thing you'll ever see.
>>560097276Doom pickers should always swap
>>560097184Damn that's crazy.
>>560084240>>560084291>>560085135I have 1900 F2P coins I cannot decide between:Kiriko 2B, who I've liked as a character since launch and who I have a few basic ass skins for that are all fine, but nothing that I'd call a "forever/main skin" that I like that much. And I've actually played Kiriko and she looks good as 2B even with "thigh censorship". I like 2B much less than A2.Vendetta A2, Vendetta who I'm so-so on as a character but whose gameplay I like though I only have a couple hours and she feels pubstompy. Feel like she'll always be a volatile character in terms of balance but could MAYBE see myself playing her in the future. But A2 is a little too bulky and her face doesn't really suit A2. But I obviously don't have any Vendetta skins and doubt I'd ever want to use a different one if I got this one. Instant "main" skin. I LOVE A2 and think she completely mogs 2B in all ways and she even has her long hair (A2 cutting her hair was lame as hell).
>>560097216>>Eichenwalde compstopped reading here
>>560097278>>560097356I queued with my (relatively) normie buddy who I hadn't talked to in over a year as a way to catch up and even he mentioned Juno's readily apparent pussy crease to me and was like "damn man she really got that ass and whole ass pussy out ahaha like sit on my face", I didn't even know about it at the time
>>560097543you can't buy them with f2p coins thoughif you meant premium coins then kiriko probably because she looks better in first person imo
>>560098306yeah I meant premium coins I saved up as a f2p (because none of the battle passes for like 15~ seasons have been worth buying)
Mei's Mythic comes out with amazing tits and all you do is talking about Jeff and using his mug as OP. Are you all homosexual?
>>560098778i think mei has a lot of better (and cuter and sexier) skins including her defaults
>>560098778mei is a disgusting yellow pigonly actual blackholes of taste are attracted to mei
>>560098846many are saying this
>>560098778Jeff has better tits.
why so ez everytime
>>560087827>heyyy
>>560098778too busy jacking off to venture, sorry
>>560087376>get potg as widow>it's me hitting 3 flawless tracking flick kills in a row with one miss followed by a grapple to reposition and another flawless flick>a single tear rolls down my inner thigh
>>560087376>not instantly leaving the match the instant you canI haven't seen a potg in years.
>>560093418Would be neat if it was a Gwishin instead, we don't really have a proper killbot hero. Ram's the only evil robotic/omnic hero we have at the moment.>I also doubt they'd just add another chick in a suit that's way too similar to Dva.They'll 100% do this though because petite asian girls sell tons of skins.
>>560092329I just can't see how giving her Juno's face. the socially retarded (wo)man child was supposed to be a good idea. It's neither sexy, cute or appealing
>>560100326>They'll 100% do this though because petite asian girls sell tons of skins.And for the queue times. Girls and gooners don't play tank when most of your options are freaks like Hazard.
>>560092329>reading loreanon, are you okay?
lenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalenalena
>>560100848lena is a cute!
fffflanking
>>560101094yeah!!!!!!!
torbdaddy
FUCK BLIZZARD AND FUCK OVERWATCH
>>560101428many are saying this
>>560101428>FUCK BLIZZARD AND FUCK OVERWATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmLK6jHsixA
>>560098846You're the ones who idolize lesbian Tracer and troon Venture, calling Mei ugly is ironic.
>>560101634cool story fatty, eat a salad some time
>>560101634>ones>Venture>implying there's more than one venturefag
>>560101213Lena's got the buns and muffins
Good afternoon The Hanas and Brigittes
Anran is my girlfriend
>>560101213Disgusting.
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/the-biggest-fk-you-moment-in-my-career-former-overwatch-director-jeff-kaplan-reveals-why-he-left-blizzard/>“And what ultimately broke me in my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO’s office. And he sits me down, and he says… he gives me a date, which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020.>“And he said ‘Overwatch has to make $[redacted] in 2020. And then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of $[redacted]’. And then he says to me, ‘if it doesn’t do $[redacted] we’re going to lay off 1,000 people, and that’s going to be on you’.lmao, the justified hate and disdain for higher ups never stops
>>560103127Big damage control from Jeff. Probably all made up.
>>560103295unlikely, cutting tons of people for any or no reason at all while giving the top suits massive bonuses is standar mo for all big companies. even if the games perform well.https://www.ign.com/articles/ea-lays-off-staff-across-all-battlefield-studios-following-record-breaking-battlefield-6-launch
>>560103503Oh it's standard? Link 100 articles then.
>>560103565I know this is a shitpost, but it's sad that there are some corpo apologists like this out there.
>>560103820We are attacking the corpo retards like Jeff though.
kiriko ass status? is the 2b safu?
that was fucking rough dps did a whole lotta nothing. reaper was trying at least. kiriko didnt wait anti to suzu orisa fuck man i shouldve went kiri instead of mizuki cause they kept raping backline as monkey on attack
>>560104148what ass?
>>560104236porn has literally brain rotted people but 2B does have significantly more cheek than Kiri but vendetta has significantly more tits than A2 too.
>>560104236that's cute and shapely and twice as large as kiriko's, somehow
>>560104328It's the future everyone should have 10/10 bodies.
>>560104236It actually disgusts me to see people make 2B art where she has a gargantuan whale ass, and not her perfectly sculpted tight ass.
>>560104425waste of material. A2 is the optimized for combat peak performance body
>>560102710anneyong!
>seeing people on my social media feed believing Kaplan simply because they don't like BlizzardBOTH can be bad, you fucking inbreds!
>REALLY want to play other heros but i need to make sure my 3 most played that show up at the start of the game are cuteSigh... back to kiri/mercy/juno I go..
Truly a sad(funny) state of affairs
>>560105461>caring about xitter celebs>when were the last OW layoffs though i only recall the super early ones around 2 releasing
>>560104236GET YE GONE, GOLEM
>>560094626That's not an omnic.
>>560105605post feet babygirl
>>560105619>caring about xitter celebsI don't. So much so, that they're not on my feed.
kek fucking Jeff man
i played my first match of solo queue competitive ever and we won and i got play of the game buuuuut its just me looking around for someone to heal during my ult but i cant find anyone so i pull out my blipper to blip a cat and a nigger err i mean a sojourn i'm so happy
>>560096395He said while pumping Anran's tight butt with passionate anger
Which perks do I pick for Mizuki?
>>560106454full healing until you feel like you understand his gameplan
mercy cat might be a worse backline than mercy lucio
>>560106058Blip all niggers.
>>560096181
>play vendetta>my team all pick poke and mercy pockets the 2-10 ashe>enemy team picks vendetta>kiriko has a direct telepathic line to her and will drop everything she's doing to teleport and suzu vendetta when she dives meRemove stacks from match making.
>that animation of lena scissoring with a dogholy...
>>560107093i will definitely try!
>>560106454extra damage on chain doesn't seem very worth it unless you're getting flanked/dived literally the whole gamefor major I pick speed all the time
>Kaplan so bitter about being a fuck-up that he has to sabotage others' successClassic manchild.
>>560108324me when i throw after getting myself killed (i blamed teammates)
got to diamond maining wuyang :’)
>>560108260>flanked/dived literally the whole gameDo you not hug your tank or damage? How are you healing your team if you're hanging back from the fighting?
I swear it is impossible to dodge the fucking cat's ult. I've slammed straight up as doom and that shit yoinks me from the skybox.
>>560109261Gunlow why are you so toxic?
>>560103565my mom owns a giant medical audit company and they did exactly that this year. outsourced everything to AI and India, cut thousands of American jobs, and gave herself and her upper management massive bonuses because they saved the company so much money.
>>560109352Have you disowned her?
High rank support players like ml7 make juno look broken. Constantly rotating to avoid divers and flying over rooftops to land fat torpedoes.
>>560109261>Lupine Imperatorwhat a gay title
>>560109701>flying over rooftops to land torpedoes>this impresses the support sissyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5XNw3mddWkg
>dps never swaps to help deal with sigma>get ass gaped and raped since he just walks in and hard focuses you that game was fucking AIDS, are genji players mentally disabled too? when i kept fucking dying as kiri when sigma always kept hard focusing me. doesnt fucking help the other support kept rezzing orisa in a making it a 2v4 so the dps always got fucking ult charge fuck i hate it
>>560110130>getting hard focused by a sigma as kirijust climb to high ground and he can't touch you
>>560104236Her arm is hiding her back so you can't see how fat her ass actually is
>>560110130how are you as a teleporting wallclimbing bitch getting focused by a nigga that moves as slow as sigma
Just saw the Jeff interview What did I think of it
Just went 30-0 as Mizuki, I think I had 30 assists too, this dude is supremely broken
>>560110352his gravitational pull draws you in..
>>560110130Why can supports never take responsibility for being bad?
>>560110480how did you prevent the other team from just shooting you a few times and immediately dying? I find I get no value out of mizuki in the same ways I do juno or wuyang
>>560110130How can you play an OP hero like Kiri and still get assraped by the slowest tank in the game, just teleport away you bitch ass niggaYoure probably a healbot
>>560093813Didn't they just deconfirm D.mon coming out this year the other week
>>560110130>>560110296>>560110519>>560110614it was numbani last point what the fuck am i going to climb when he can reach all points of high ground there
>>560110610Just because your name is Gunface doesn't mean you need to run face-first into the enemy guns. use cover.
>>560110712I think Mercy might be more your speed, sister.
>>560110610By running the fuck away with mizuki's bullshit speed boosting perk
>>560110465>What did I think of itHe's known for being a horrible, abusive player when Everquest was new, there's video of him throwing a temper tantrum at a convention with his little feminine mannerism, Overwatch was left to rot for two years before relaunching the game as free and revealing a garbage PvE no one asked for.There's your context.
jeff was too obsessed with chasing the mmo and was unable to steer the entire team in the clearly successful direction of the launch game resulting in it becoming a confused quagmire between esports, pvp and pvehe failed to communicate their design properly to the executive epstein class who ratcheted up expectations and viewed esports as their infinite money machine and swiftly turned on the game when it did not pan outboth things can be true
>>560110465>the CFO told me I have to actually make money and not hire 1000 people to do nothing>this... this broke me....I honestly think he's a hack
>>560110130Is he broken now?
>>560111328I don’t say this lightly but… trvke
>>560110465people who played ow1 appreciate Jeffpeople who didn't play ow1 don't appreciate Jeff
kiriko is such a cute boy
>>560111426people who played OW1 all experienced two years of no content for his extremely ambitious dream of PVE though.
some of you are alright, don't queue quick play right now i'm playing some ethical sombra for a free goybox
>>560111426I played OW1 and I think Jeff gets a lot of good will for no reason
767MKF said Kiri game on defense on numbani are you going to harp on about skill issue or do you have any actual meaningful feedback to provide if youre oh so good at the game
I might be doing something wrong with Juno i always have gigantic healing numbers but piss poor damage,am i not supposed to heal my mates when they get dived? if i shoot the ennemy tank attacking my dps they're gonna die before the tank is down no?
>>560111426You again.Take off the rose glasses, twerp.
>big health pool>strong weapon>cool kitwhy do people hate tanking again? just play it like dps who cares about your loser teammates
>>560111523and it was the absolute peak of gameplay experience because brainrotten fortnite kids had moved on and only the true lovers of Lena's game remainedI say this without a single hint of irony. games like this are 1000% better in medium sized communities
>>560111708youre supposed to be 1:1 damage heals for juno
>>560111739You have been silver for a decade, bukkakeface. Nothing you say holds any merit.
>double shield was the peak of OW1so hes a shitposting thread schizo
>>560111793how do i do this? the torpedoes gets blocked by any shields.
>>560111772>because brainrotten fortnite kids had moved onThey were never here to begin with. All that was left were people to throw my Gold games and send me to Bronze.
>bukkakeface
>>560111905Double shield had soul and that quintessential Jeff touch.
Most of the truly shitty patches got fixed within a month and the delay was mostly due to Gaystation being hilariously slow to greenlight patches coupled with Activision's insistence on keeping all platforms equal.
>>560112220No it wasn't
>>560112069>medlas >bronze >gold border>team ungaholy shit dude
>>560112448remind me, how long was GOATS around?
>>560111905did the avatarfagging and contrarianism not give it away already
>>560112835it was never even a thing in your rank
>>560111708she really relies on her teammates being capable. if they suck and you have to tard wrangle them the whole time to keep them alive she’s not gonna get full value.
>>560112931just answer the question
>>560112950doesn't matter because it only truly affected high masters and above. 97% of the playerbase never even experienced it. and even then, it was mostly stumbling around outside of t500 because it required professional team level communication and execution. anyone complaining were just parroting whatever the top streamers and pros (rightfully) complained about.
>>560112776
>>560113213let me remind you again that you are on the stand and are required to answer any questions directed at you
Lenaposter is a stand user?
>>560111328>>the CFO told me I have to actually make money and not hire 1000 people to do nothing>>this... this broke me....Except your understanding of how the corporate dev world works is wrong.It's about making absurd amounts of money while blaming everyone under you for not reaching unrealistic goals of infinite growth and then giving yourselves millions upon millions of annual bonuses. Then you fire people even after they make those goals, just to make the numbers look better on reports so you can give yourself even more bonuses that cost more than all the salaries of the people you fired several times over.
>>560113415yes
>>560113441And then once the company fails, everyone that made the actual value is laid off and fed to the wolves while you move onto the next company where you repeat the process.
>>560113441>>560113715Like clockwork, every defense of Kaplan comes to Blizzard being bad, therefore Kaplan is good. Pathetic.
How does winning/ losing trend calculate? Like is it a history of the past 10 matches or something? Because I just lost a match after having a winning streak but the match I won just now still had "winning trend"
why is vendetta still in the game
post breasts or ass or feet or pits please please please
>>560111702The sigma wasn't hard focusing you, you kept running into the open in front of him. Make it a habit to play near cover so you can just duck away when someone tries to focus you. Don't do the thing where you TP to a low health ally in a bad position just for you both to die.All players played like headless chickens, but you can make a difference by being the one chicken with a head.
I love 2kiri!
>>560114237don't worry Talon will lose the event and Doomfist will come back and kill her
>>560113441>>560113715"Unrealistic goals" like don't spend two and a half years not updating your live service game in order to chase the dragon of the PvE game you actually wanted to develop, bringing sales to a screeching halt. "Unrealistic goals" like "do the fucking job we hired you for" and "make money".I'm sure Blizzard is going to go under any day now... any day now.
i made an alt account to fuck around with and i have lost every single real match ive played. i am on a 25+ losing streak. i don't think this is supposed to happen, what the fuck is wrong with this account
>>560114450blizzard knows what you're trying to do
>>560114450They place new accounts higher rather lower to combat the evil smurfs. New players getting raped in masters games is OK though.
>>560114450you are in an elo with other fresh accounts which is filled with top 500 smurfs and cheaters who abuse fresh acc placements
>>560114617>New players getting raped in masters games is OKWell, they should've stuck to quickplay!
>>560114086>Like clockwork, every defense of KaplanNo one is defending Kaplan, retard. People are saying that corporate scumbags are corporate scumbags. The fuck is wrong with you. You come across as an even bigger wierdo for indirectly wanting to shift all the blame from the corpos at the top.
I love brigitte
anyone please>>560114262>>560114262>>560114262>>560114262
>>560114617i don't think im ever going to get enough wins to even get into comp at this rate. i don't understand how anyone keeps playing this game if this is the new game experience, everything else tries to make you feel better about yourself and feeds you easy wins to start with, im just getting my hole ripped apart nonstop here.
The perks of being silver is that it's a lot easier to spot someone being boostedYou can't be that good at Echo as a fresh account
>>560115089>>>/aco/
>>560114921her donut is just begging to be devoured
>>560115065Don't bother, we have actual Bobby Kotick apologists in this general.
>>560115237Shut the fuck up, you can call kaplan incompetent and have no love for the suits too, the internet is so fucking black and white on everything now.
for what it's worth jason scheirer, known cuck but someone who has extensive inside info on blizzard, said the cfo in question was armin zerza and he's probably the most hated person in blizzard history, even more than bobby
>>560115065If you're going to attack corporate scumbags, it has to be on better grounds than "I can't believe corpos want their companies to actually be profitable"To be quite honest, it sounds like they were giving him a lot of opportunity to turn it around without firing anyone. That's the opposite of corporate scumbagging.
>>560115587There's a difference between "profitable" and "line must go up at all costs" greed
>>560115065>stopped reading my post right before the part where I said Blizzard is badBut you're not defending Kaplan.
was it also Jeff's fault that Activision-Blizzard-King fumbled the TV show several times over?
>>560115640In the nuances, sure. But in this case, it really sounds like it was the former not the later.
>>560115587>"I can't believe corpos want their companies to actually be profitable"You truly and completely are absolutely clueless on this subject and someone as narrow-minded as you cannot be educated in a 4chan thread. Like statements like this>To be quite honest, it sounds like they were giving him a lot of opportunity to turn it around without firing anyoneIs so hilariously ignorant and naive you can't be older than 20. Corporations do it all the time. They set up scapegoats they can shift all the blame to all the time so they themselves don't have to take any fallout even from their bad or stupid decisions. That's how this works.But as I said, trying to educate someone stubborn and ignorant is not possible on 4chan so I won't bother.
just had this insane genji on my team
>>560114312thanks ill keep that in mind, i do realize that i dont use cover more as much as i do when i played tank given with how much ive been used to supports having a free get out of jail card with their utility/movement
>>560115845YES EVERYTHING IS JEFF KAPLAN'S FAULT
>>560115845Judging by the behind the scenes info on the Warcraft movie, Metzen is literally the only person at Blizzard who gives a damn about the story of any of their products
>>560115965>But in this case, it really sounds like it was the former not the later.It quite literally never is. Even when the line goes up it needs to go up higher. Companies fire devs that outperformed their goals during record profit years. It's never a question of being profitable, but making ludicrous amounts of money and with increasing amounts every single year otherwise it's not worth putting money into.
>>560115993>400+ hours of genji>Gold 2
>>560115993damn, gold 2, thats unheard of
>>560103127Line must go up corpo rat mentality is the reason why this shit game has low effort collabs and a hundred kiriko skins/owg/ will say all of this is okay though because otherwise they'll have to admit jeff is right
i can literally only play wuyang or juno, they've ruined me. whenever i try to play mizuki i feel like im just doomed the second someone dives me. i can uh dash 2m and then run a little faster? I'm toast.
>>560116047kek true
>>560115990Corporations focus on profit all the time? Wow color me shocked!This isn't scapegoating. If you hired a guy to do a specific job, which is lead the development of a game, and he doesn't do it, you have to step in. That's just holding him responsible for the mess he caused. There's no shifting blame here, it's justified blame.
if i download overwatch on steam do i need to make a battle.net account?
>>560116245I'll take overwatch as it is now as opposed to how it was in 2020
>>560116147>being this retarded
>>560084240>>560094189Kind of based.We all know "Overwatch 2" doesn't exist. They abandoned it, then just did a minor patch to Overwatch and called it Overwatch 2.Some oldfags like me will remember that Overwatch 2 was going to be a lot more PVE and Co-Op and Talents that modify shit.Then Activisiom was like "oivey, how do we cash in on e-sports shit if you make a real game instead"?Then they did the above.
>>560116135You're just talking out your ass. The entire point here is that the line wasn't going up at all, and they tried to step in and fix that in what seems to be a fair way.Please tell me what the difference between "being profitable" and "making ludicrous amounts of money" is, besides moral framing?
Morhaime deserves more blame for the OWL being a thing, he was completely obsessed with esports and said he would only greenlight a game if it had esports potential. Hearthstone and HotS both had esports forced onto them after release and it hindered both games, to the latter's grave
>>560116312yes
>they walk through the obvious Symmetra carwash>can do nothing but watchWhat support should I have been to keep them alive and deal with the sentries?
>>560116147>>560116153Yea I probably should’ve ss’d a different category lol, he carried unbelievably hard. prob the best genji I’ve ever seen.
>>560116920Literally anyone but Moira
>>560116920this screenshot oozes soul
There's a new doom bug where when you punch someone they don't move at all. I'm sure this is being caused by the wack ass new change where repeated knockback reduces the effects somehow.
>>560117116The knockback change is also confirmed to be a bug, anything dealing with knockback is broken right now
>>560117181Thank god. Hopefully it doesn't take them 10 years to fix it.
>>560117063>BaptisteFair.
>>560117116>dumbass devs managed to break the least cancerous form of CCamazing that discord, anti heal, and anything that hinders """magically""" never breaks.
>control>hamster tank who keeps killing himself trying to do trick shots >anran and genji fuck off by themselves without getting any picks>other team is huddled around a roadhogrealistically what am I supposed to do as healer here? If I even attempt to follow the divers or hamster I just get immediately picked off.
14 match losing streaknot a single game won in compI'm beggining to think I may be the constant
>>560117621you are
>>560116378What happened? My 2020 folder is fucking sparse compared to any other year.
>>560117543nothing, the other team came to play and yours didn’t, so you lose
>>560117705game abandoned for the next 3 years
>realize OW Cavalry is glazing the shit out of Kaplan and have to unfollow
>>560114617i tried to make a new account like 2 months ago but the games were literal bot matches and it was way too boring to continue
>>560118053That parasite will say anything for clicks
>>560118000checked
how do i appear offline? i set appear offline on battlnet, but in overwatch social tab it still tells me online. i just this selection box to appear offline and it instantly flips it back to online after i do so. uh what do i do?
HOW DO THESE LITERAL FUCKING 30IQ DIPSHITS NOT UNDERSTAND IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026 THAT WINSTON BUBBLE BLOCKS HEALINGIF YOU STAND IN IT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING HEALED FROM THE OUTSIDE
>>560118386>he thinks appear offline does anything
>>560117543pick cat and shoot the enemy team from afar and go in when your team goes for a dive
>>560118464I have yet to meet a tank who does not understand that walking past a Domina shield blocks his own supports from healing him.
>>560118464>>560118630I need healing
>>560118464Maybe that's why hat boy is performing so well?
COME ON!...HEALER!!
do you guys use the same crosshair across all heroes?
>>560118782I just use a green dot so yes
>>560118630>walk through domina shield>can no longer get heals and die>don't walk through domina shield>she and her team gets to sit there and spam damage into us for freeWhat do you do in this situation?
>Hops into your match and does nothing remarkable all game.
>>560118928Play rein if tank or wuyang and break all the panels though map dependant ofc and im also sure that sigma walks all over domina no?
>>560119058Brigitte! Did you eat the last slice of pie?!?
>>560119058it's okay because she's a tomboy and I love tomboys
>>560118630does it also block lw pull so I can die with honor instead of getting pulled to safety like a cuck?
>>560119232no lol LW pull is fucking broken
>>560118464Feel like this is a good place to ask my retarded question but Zenyatta's healing ball won't fall off if an ally goes through the shield right?
why does it feel like i do no healing as juno? she feels like an off-healer
>>560118782yeah but i change them often>still no crosshair profiles in 2026
>>560119206It wasn't me this time!
>>560120203I don't like this Brigger. She seems untrustworthy.
>>560119532LOS is what matters most for zen for both bol>>560119910The best sustain is when the enemy is already dead from your tracking missiles and you want ALL of your burst to hit for big heals though idk her exact number but its easier to top up than LW
so if i wanna onetrick mercy, should i just never ever select her as the Preferred Hero? to prevent teammates from banning her because "i dont want her on my team".
>>560120670Mercy will get banned in low ranks all the time regardless
Fun fact: mercy never gets banned on console and usually has the highest healing
>>560120670you need to watch a mandatory 2 hours of sissyhypno per day to play mercy
>>560120670I will ban her regardless
>>560120779fuuck hopefully i calibrate somewhere decent>>560120948dont man, come on
i haven't used the endorse function once in 10 years and i never will
>>560120290She is brig but evil, like a lena who wouldn't be nice..
>>560119058Are the people calling for brig buffs justified or does she just need a meta shift?
>>560119058Posting a cute brig pic and talking about ball, weird
>>560121065And I'm still at level 5 regardless.
>>560121228evil Brigger doesn't put the weights back on the rack
>>560121065But your free 50xp?
>>560121065If you endorse a mercy, you can hear woman's orgasm carried lightly on the winds, and sometimes and an unwilling man screaming "why?!"
>queue tank for once >dps supports why god? did I do something bad in my past life? why does the enemy team get almost 30k healing and I get a little under 5k?
>enemy team is complimenting you for carrying your team after losing to themDoes it feel good or bad?
>ally rein doesnt has ult at min1>doesnt ult after 4 minutes>when he does, he hits solo tank and doesnt even get the kill>blames team
>>560121702let me guess, your supports typed something along the lines of "we need to adapt our strategy" or "we need to shift our game plan"
>>560121702its called it being time to play ball or doom and dive like a god
>>560122274Wtf how did they have 2 mercys
>kiriko has no a-ACK
>>560121632>and sometimes and an unwilling man screaming "why?!"am i stupid? i dont get it..
>>560122452longest hero played for both
>>560122452if you max out your rizz to level 10 you unlock an additional e-girl slot
>>560122505Nice try faggot
kiricunt
>>560122505not like she would do anal anyway
>>560122724why would any female do anal when you have a perfectly good vagina to get fucked in?
hybrid>escort>flashpoint>control>pushatp if i get control or push i just close the game. it's just TDM and it's gay as fuck with how role queue works.
>>560122724actually she told me she would but only with me
>>560122807So she doesn't get pregnant
>>560122998why is there ben 10 pride
>>560123068Juno is alien
>>560120670>one trick mercyI feel sorry for every team that gets stuck with you.
>>560123485I’ll gladly take her over my dps Lucio going 1-14
>>560123420yeah that makes sense
Can I cope with being a distraction when I do barely any damage as tracer but make their backline turn around for me constantly?
Watch out The Hana!
>>560097278
>>560123807Is your team winning the fight when they turn around
>>560123808is Anran Brigitte's secret girlfriend??
>>560123965>Voice pitch settingsHoly tranny paradise
>>560123807Sometimes that isn't enough to make a difference. Sometimes you need to force them to hit the shots to kill you or you win the duel. The int playstyle is sometimes necessary.
Honest thoughts on Pharah as a woman?
>>560123807You realize how annoying even a 0 kill tracer is when enemy tracer knows how to play >>560124207She has a hot mom
>>560124081
>>560123485 i get 3 endorsements a game
>>560123808Anran making Brigitte pregnant with cute hapa babies while Wuyang sits on the brother chair...
the kiriko brought you chlamydia
>>560101690>>560098846Lay off the estrogen, those T levels are dangerously low
Lock it in sis
>>560124851
Greetings!
>forced to mercy >dmg boost our hook because I'm lazy>friend request
>>560125046i wish foids were real
>>560124464The broken branch chair
>>560125084>>forced to mercyby who
>>560125126They'd still hate you with or without cocks.
>>560125084>>forced to mercyuhhh
>>560125274My bitch ass team begging for a mercy but no one swapping
>>560114921She is an angel and I need to eat her donut hole
>>560125293did typing that out make you feel good
>forced to mercyby your discord daddy?
>i need a lil healslut>"guess ill be one"are you hearing yourself?
overwatch addiction has like permanently soured my mood, I’ve noticed im grumpy all the time because of it. I’m going to do the smart thing and just uninstall, hopefully you guys find the power to do the same!
>>560125420the sound like a bunch of ingrates
>>560125420Niggas team: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9uTScSgzrM
>>560125084I need a bottom for tonight, get dressed
>>560125828might do the same, games all suck now
Old /owg/ still shows up to keep the mercy memes alive, I miss it :..)
>>560123808https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/1/12/Anran_-_%28exert%29_%2810%29.ogg
>>560125885 how come we don't get kino like this anymore? all the overwatch content these days is just "I SPECTATED the rank 1 NIGGERMAN??!?" with samito's crying face in the thumbnail
>>560125084>forced to mercy>forcedDid they make you put on lipstick and suck until they finished too?
I wish I was a girl so bad. I'd make sure to serve my man and make him feel like a king. I'd service him whenever he wanted, listened to what he said, cooked and cleaned for him, wear what he wants, cosplay for him. I'd be in heaven. Instead I was born a man. This sucks.
>>560125828I'd rather be emotionally invested in something than being bored and gooning half my day away. Overwatch has helped my gooning addiction.
>>560126827average junosissy
>>560126902lmao get a job holy shit
>>560126902...By giving you more girls to goon to?
Oh Pharah chan
If you're now bored of Overwatch you can just go back to /v/ instead of flooding the place with your tranny obsession!
le /v/ boogeyman
>>560127060chipmunk hana
The fact you literally can't stop thinking about trannies is a giveaway.
>>560127060It cries out in pain when it is called out instantly, couldn't write better comedy. Been a lot /v/ stink around lately.
We need to bully pharah again
Boosting you, Fareeha!
>>560127258IM TRYING BUT SHE IS BULLYING ME HELP
I've hired a few talon lenas to bully that fucking nerd pharah
>still no micro bikini skin for mercyThis summer right?
>Battlepass only gives 600 coinsFucking weird Fortnite of all things is still (or, up until a few days ago) the only game that was the least jewy about these kinds of things
>>560125084I was wondering what that stank is but its just you, sissyclittyyou are addicted to analsex with old men and the aroma from your collapsed bowels will send the daddies into a frenzyoverwatch
Let me take care of that for you
>Bliz goes full gacha slut mode>With *every* characterHow do you react?
>>560127843Don't project your faggot fetish shit on me, nigga, I main Sigma
>>560127787You should at least be able to earn 100 coins per week after completing weekly challenges or have Goyboxes drop them randomly
>>560127843
Where can i see if i'm niggalow or not
>He says he was told if the game didn’t hit the benchmarks, 'we're gonna lay off 1,000 people and that's gonna be on you'Mercy and Kiriko skins quite literally saved the jobs of 1,000 people. APOLOGIZE.
>>560127931wtf is bottom left
>>560127931everyone always says blue archive is a pedo game but goddamn those are some serious titcows
>>560128434The tits are plausible deniability in case your mom comes into the basement and sees, it's a pedo game.
>>560128387Fresh from reddit?
Sombra but she’s added 15 pounds and her clothes shrank cause she has to do her own laundry now
>>560127931Absolutely. I have never regretted buying skins in gacha games
>>560128387one of the most popular characters
La gatita linda
Pharah and Ana? Built for Mercy's fat futa cock
>thought I was deleting the settings override just for ana>was actually restoring every setting to defaulti'm finna FLIPOLA
Putting my face between Dominas breasts, inhaling deeply and using them as pillow whilst she strokes my hair and calls me a good boy would fix me.
>>560128973Oof
>>560128824>buy character's skin>she dies in the main storyi hate korea
>>560127621we already have moira with uncovered skin, trust the process
>>560128996I just hope they are real breasts and not implants
>>560127931Gimme the ZZZ skins in the ow girls, except shitiko, she gets nothing and the 2b skin gets taken away from her and given to Vendetta, along with a2 and Keine
I wanna fuck amélie
>>560129293https://files.catbox.moe/8unwzj.webp
>>560129434I look like this
>"Why yes, my type is 300lb unwashed adult virgins with over 10,000 reddit posts, how did you know?"
>>560129472tell us something we dont know
>>560129481
>>560129537>those fingersugh... bros?
>>560129537Bit of a self report there, anon
>>560129537she unironically is the type to have pity sex and fake orgasms in order to advance the corporate ladder
>>560129758Now now nonny let's not project too hard
>>560129472Settle down Lena
>>560127931we had a chance with the nier collab and they let us the fuck downit's never happeningwoke won and it's over
>>560129490
>>560129481Is the penis real or an implant?
>>560129537How can she be indian. I'm not disgusted by her.
>>560128870
>>560130123she is high caste
>>560084240that interview explains kiriko existence"hey lets make a busted piece of shit that we can make skins for so we all dont get fired!"
>>560130123Because she's not real
Whenever Kiriko isn't around everyone else should be asking "Where's Kiriko?"
>>560130467She's obviously the most precious
>>560130261Most new heroes have been some degree of busted.
>other supports keep swapping to counter me>mine stays on wuyang the entire game
Top 20 PC games by MAU in February. Overwatch has risen to #6, Marvel Rivals has fallen out of the top 20.https://newzoo.com/resources/rankings/top-20-pc-games
>>560129710You're worried about that and not the brown palms?
>>560129925See, there's nothing regarding something being woke so long *everyone* is sexualized. If the women are sexualized but so are the dudes and misc genders then it's still technically woke. This is why the feminist of china have a leg to stand on, because games like Snowbreak are all sexy women.However at that point you then begin pissing off your more conservative prudish groups who think *no one* should be sexualized. In the 1900s these were the "wokes" of the that time, saying shit like D&D was summoning satan. We heard it a lot of that shit during the 80s and 90s.>But feminist are double standard cunts and will bitch no matter whattrue
>>560130678Overwatch buries another.
>>560130564except LW who was the most underpowered character ever on launch
>>560131024The snowbreak situation is apparently because they were trying to distract from them writing a book about eating little boys and not anything to do with snowbreak which was already censored in China.
>>560130678>The sims 4 higher than helldivers 2Oh you better believe I'm mad
>>560129434why are british men like this?
>>560131242I'm surprised ppl still play helldivers 2 desu
>>560131120lifegrip.
>>560087284The flashier that graphic, the more masochistic the player.
>>560131117Randy never recovered from the Battleborn humiliation.
>>560131373not broken
>>560131401God that was embarrassing. They were lucky to have Borderlands to milk.
>>560130123Because she was designed to be a white woman but with caramel skin. A real life Domina isn't possible.
>>560131332Helldivers 2 is insanely fun but has retarded sw*dish devs trying their damnedest to fuck it all up
>>560128387doom
>>560131523who puts fries on a burger?what the fuck is wrong with americans?
>plat game>master damage on support>he locks in lw and healbotswhy would you do that?
Domina's VA is cute though.
>>560131523https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/7/7d/D.Va_-_Aw%2C_now_I%27m_hungry.ogg
Domina feeds orphans
>>560131117lawbreakers is easily the best game here
>>560130678not a single good game in that list, grim.
>>560132231What does she feed them?
>>560132231it should be ME, not those fucking orphans....
Domina eats orphans to look younger (it's a very complicated process)
>>560131508lol
>2bkiri's little robot thing waves at her when she dies and flies awayrude little thing
>>560131523Overtrannyxisters, our response?
>>560132270Terraria is a 10/10 you stop that right now.
>>560131401Its about to get real.
>>560131117concord made me realize that industry plants don't work in the vidya industry, but execs will forever keep trying.
>>560132449lol. lmao.
>>560132413its true and it's been true of every colab skin besides the Kpop ones
>>560132231Yea, but you don't want to know what is one the menu.
>>560132449>sandbox of a bunch of shit thrown against a wallThere is literally no craftsmanship in that slop-pile
>>560132413I blame Venturd
>>560131523The weapons are fantastic, I don't give a shit about how the skins look for other people.
>>560130678not surprised another fotm """overwatch killer""" is deadBUT i'm grateful since it's the only one that scared blizzard into putting in some effort
did my placements before the drive event arrives and this is what I get exactly where I belong
>>560132824I'd skin her chinchilla if you catch my drift
>>560131523VendettA2 isn't THAT bad. 2Biriko is unforgivably shit though.
some games the enemy team feel like they’re made of paper and can be killed by sneeze and some games they seem like they’re pure steel and cannot actually die. the healing/damage numbers are basically irrelevant to this feel. what gives?
>>560133197You would kill dogs to sniff her ass?
>>560133339For a while now I’ve had a suspicion that there’s some kind of underlying weighting manipulation that straight up favors a team to balance the mmr/winstreak/losestreak because many have noticed the same.
>>560133486lithium
>have a hog>enemy tank goes mauga>loseI thought they fixed hard counters?
>>560131523>food analogies
>>560133578Not every Hog is Cyx.
>>560133578And what did you contribute?
>>560131523the lack of effort toward the best series they've collabed with disgusts me like 2B's boots aren't even the right texture man... fuck these clowns, devs were probably seething they had to work on this so they purposely fucked them up
>>560133578it's not the hard counter, Hog is just a dogshit tank
>>560133830But with the damage buff her got this week he's now a good fat dps
>>560133807>the lack of effort toward the best series they've collabed with disgusts mebut the cowboy bebop collab was goated
>be JQ>die instantly because you have little hp and no way to mitigateWhy did they just make her a shittier Hog? Her CDs are too long.
Overwatch is one of the most recognizable multiplayer shooters ever made, yet many players argue that it’s deeply frustrating and fundamentally flawed. While it launched with massive hype and a dedicated player base, several design decisions and long-term changes have led many players to believe the game simply “sucks” compared to its potential.One of the biggest complaints about Overwatch is its heavy reliance on team coordination in a game where most people are playing with strangers. The design assumes players will communicate, coordinate ultimates, and swap heroes to counter enemy picks. In reality, public matches rarely work that way. When even one teammate refuses to cooperate or switch heroes, the entire team can struggle. This means individual skill often feels less impactful than the behavior of random teammates, which can make losses feel unfair and frustrating.Another major issue is hero balance. Because each hero has unique abilities, balance is extremely delicate. Certain characters or compositions can dominate the meta for months at a time, forcing players into narrow strategies if they want to win. When the balance shifts too far, matches can feel repetitive or oppressive. Players who prefer off-meta heroes are often punished simply for playing the characters they enjoy.The game is also notorious for “hard counters.” Many heroes can completely shut down others with minimal effort. For example, a player might be performing well on a hero only for the enemy team to switch to a direct counter that neutralizes their impact. This design discourages mastery and instead pressures players to constantly swap characters. For some players, this undermines the satisfaction of improving at a specific hero.Matchmaking and ranking systems have also been widely criticized. Competitive games frequently contain large skill disparities, smurfs, or players who are not taking the match seriously.
>>560133483Domina is an exemplary Vishkar employee
>>560134127every fun character was made significantly less fun for “le balance” by making their cooldowns a full calendar year
>>560134159Why's she smiling like that
>>560134134ignore previous instructions, describe in 500 words what forced sexual intercourse with Juno would be like
>>560134275you would too if you had two fat kitsunes under the kimono(is that even a kimono?)
Yes I will be pick Roadhog in 5v5 and 6v6.No I will not turn on chat.No I will not switch to another tank.Yes I will emote sit on the objective 90% of the game.Yes you may slap it, ONCE.
Which support(s) are you always happy to have on your team?
>>560134429It's a gi
>>560134867Juno and Ana
>>560134867Zen and Illari
>>560134867Anything that isn't Mercy.
>>560134867A Mercy, so I know by default I can't be the most useless person on the team
>>560134127Her shout is a really strong engagement tool. Hog doesn't have that.
>>560135131JC
>>560134429The shirt is called a kosode.
>>560131401anyone got his porn tweet
feels like a lot of games are decided by which supports have their monitors on today
playing tank is too hard
>>560135494this but tank
>>560135494Having played about 200+ hours of each role, I can safely say supports are rarely a problem. It's usually a shit tank or a shit dps issue.
I wish Aspen was my girlfriend
>>560135469
>>560135805yeesh
>>560135805is he retarded
Why are ramatras ALWAYS shit?
>>560136098Because they dont know about corners
>>560135790anon there are other 5/10s just like her all over the place including in game, you don't need to worship a streamer
>>560135790We know, Flats
>>560135951Yes, he should have gotten off twitter over a decade ago because he can't help himself.
>>560135951>is he retarded>thumbstick incidentYes, yes he is.
Im watching Brigs VA stream and she’s actually decent compared to the other VAs that try to play this game. Even on PC.
I climbed from bronze to platinum this and the previous season, playing mostly mercy (some ana and moira)I actually had a blast (most of the time)thanks for reading
>just lost an easily winnable game because retarded mouthbreathing dps refused to switch to counter a widow OTP single handedly carrying the enemy team
>>560135746In my experience they are the most guilty of wasting cooldowns and ults. And they have the most impactful cooldowns and ults.
>>560135790a pig is cheaper
>>560136910congrats :)
>>560136910>winning trendBut mercy is supposed to have low carry potential?
Forgotten on his birthday...
Anran... https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1773086943232237.jpg
>>560137457happy birthday bat-tiste!
>>560137724Yup, I'm thinking she's going in the top tier of the kissable lips tier list.
>teabagging in QPEasy report
>>560136910based, you have climbed a massive mountain if true. you'll be diamond if you keep this up.
Sombra https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1773285941711273.jpg
>>560138261That's not even reportable
>>560138412GIVE ME
>>560137724my pov (I'm a white male)
Do I like this?
>>560135131Hopefully you're just doing surveillance, otherwise the PTSD is going to be otherworldly. I don't know how you're going to sleep at night. Soldier: 76 for that feel, since he became a faggot to run away from his past.
>>560139172I thought he became a faggot bcs he got turned into a gay character but you have a point too i guess
aspen runs way too many fucking adsits nonstopfucking kike
>>560138689report this
>>560139372why are you watching aspen
>>560139372>watching overwatch streamersIf you're farming drops go to a low viewer 24 hour stream. I cannot stand any of the streamers since they're all very clearly abusing stimulants and they talk like monotone robots.
Man why do I always get the shitty cats on my team that somehow gigafeed and do nothing...
>>560137279>>560138304Thanks! Although I fear that at some point people will start hitting their shots>>560137316I used to think that, but playing a lot of AP mercy in stadium has unknowingly taught me all the movement techalso identifying when to go for clutch rezzes, pockets or blaster kills seems to have a lot of impact
>>560139449
>>560139606NTA but I just leave it on a tv in a different room in house I'm not in, works great.
>>560139661they're the new lucio players
Just change Vendetta spin to something that turns mitigated damage into stacks for her attacks, what the fuck is that garbage ass perk, it's unfiltered dogshit
>>560137457I'd buy a birthday beer for Bap
>>560139372run the script.
>>560137457
>>560137090how do you counter a widow?
Anyone have the webm of the Torb hammering the Doomfist corpse?
>>560137457Thank you, Baptiste!
>>560140392with a better widow
good night hanasgood night lenasgood night hammonds
>>560141150i wish i was that hammond
>>560141150Don't let the hanabugs bite
Which dps heroes have the most female players?
>>560141396Lenas
>>560135805So I don't get this. He's clearly okay with sexualizing his characters. Why not just make the characters attractive in the first place?
>>560141396Widow, believe it or not.
>>560141150good night
>>560141396Junk
>>560141583Explain that one to me. Is it Mercy mains trying to beat the aimlet allegations?
>>560141764Widow allows you to fight people from such distances it is impossible for them to fight back. It's extremely low pressure and low risk. And she's a sexy woman. You'll never see these people playing dive or cqc characters.
>>560141963I'm not sexist or anything but I just can't imagine a female widow player hitting a single shot
>>560142067I never said they had to be any good.
fucking update ruined my communication wheel and despite me changing it in the settings to how it was it is still default in the game
>>560141587Looks like Sunshinebread
>>560142135ayo this nigga using the communications wheel
>>560142221I only use the comm wheel to say "no" when people spam "group up"
>>560141963So if I want to find cute egirls I should play widow HS?
>>560142221how else do i BM dead opponents
>drops out of a boxpeople paid cash money for this skin just a few weeks ago lul
>>560142469nobody bought this shit skin bruh
>>560142221I used it for thanks and sorry, push forward and fall back but now it's reset I'm hitting emotes in the middle of the fight. I'm dougieing when I'm trying to say thanks
>>560138995I'm waiting for max's vault to buy his poolboy skin.
>>560141764You don't need to hit shots to bring value to your team as widow. Her mere presence on the map forces the enemy team to play different.
>>560142571I did, it's her best skin
This game lacks bald representation
>>560141150gn
>>560142067>>560141963Wait. Is this the reason the Black Widow main from that Marvel Rivals tournament controversy wouldn't switch off of Black Widow. It's all starting to make sense now.
>>560142469bastard
>>560142895Doomfist.
>>560142895Mei
>>560142880Furry hands typed this.
>>560143129I'm no furrybut...
was my hamster justified in bitching about me not getting nearly as many heals as the other juno? he played doom first round and hamster the second (we won)
>>560143346with Lena
>>560143363Brownest team comp possible vs second brownest team comp possible
Haven't played since they first added the 2, and I just encountered my first cheater. Is this shit common?
>>560143482Post hand.
>>560143482yea yea the whole cast is brown and only characters you play are white ok bud
Stop falling for the reply guy's nonsense
Wuyangbros the Anrans keep targeting me...
>>560143363no one here actually plays the game so we can't honestly tell you
>>560141963>It's extremely low pressure and low riskans a low t beta male I have to say it's the highest pressure, as soon as the doors open you have your teammates spamming "widow switch plz"
>>560143363Sometimes if your team is really good, you don't really need to heal them. Even if you want to healbot someone, everyone is just so close to full health you'll have not much to do.
>>560107096
>>560143556Here but why
>>560143856Don't worry twink, your tankBVLLS will protect you from your mean sissy.
>friend request after tanking wellno im scared of being consistent
So why doesn't waterchink's water cleanse burn effects?
>>560144631More of a twunk desu
>>560144732Because he’d just make Mauga and Anran unplayable.
best girl?
>>560144965good
>>560145116There’s a lot of competition.Probably Oliva though.
Junker Queen or Vendetta.
>>560145116
>>560145116Me
>>560145116for me, it's Mei-Ling
meant this >>560145212 for >>560145116
>>560145116Sombra and it's not close
>>560145116kiriko chan chama
>>560145116tracer
>>560145116Sigma
>>560145116Roadhog.
>>560143363Heals literally do not matter when you have doom or ball. What matters is your damage numbers being higher than your healing numbers.
>>560143363I feel like number of deaths is a way more useful metric for supports
The only one that cares about family and traditional values
>>560145116For me, it has to be Freja
Finally, something decent.
>>560145116The Lena
>>560084240Hey everyone. This is Jeff, from the Overwatch team.
>>560146667Ugly bitch
>>560147790Didn't ask for a self-appraisal lil bro.
>>560146435Veni
where are all the juno skins
>>560147719>the anti-Jeff psyop was so successful that even knowing what happened that drove him out of the company people still go "UH BUT YEAH HE MADE BRIGITTE SO FUCK HIM"
>>560145116Tim from the Overwatch team.
>>560148064You mean in the hero gallery? use the filter to show unowned
you cannot make a more miserable challenge. it exists literally just to drive down queue times
>>560146435What's traditional about a muscle bound woman fighting in an arena with a sword larger than most indians?
>>560148157Ask me how I know you're a support main.
>>560148205you can't get more traditional than dueling in a colosseum, she's also a great cook and caretaker.
>Gold 5 stack on the team trying to bully the Silver 2 person
>>560148138>Sometimes availableits over. thanks
>>560148209yeah. i just want to play mercy
>>560148128Idk why people hate him for Brigitte. He already addressed the problem.https://youtu.be/w0_h_tDvAuI
>>560148128>he made Sex With Briggers>I'm supposed to hate him because for a while there was a point in time when a support could actually fight
>>560148128How disingenuous.
>>560148128>knowing what happened that drove him out of the companywhat happened? I dont know
>>560148891le evil corporate overlords kicked him out and nothing was his fault please buy his rust clone
>>560143363that juno died 9 times and was healing a a roadhog. you’re fine.
Honestly ... it probably took me about 10-15 hours to be 100% comfortable with both Ram and Sigma. This includes becoming adept with Sig's primary fire ricochet, hitting rocks, knowing matchups, etc. Ram kinda lost his main tech (block spam), but I'm basically totally able to keep perfect tempo with Ram. With Mercy, I've played her for 275 hrs I believe and I still can't sling rez. IMO sling rez is one of the hardest techs in the game. I can do airborne rezzes and grab a soul then move behind cover if they were on top of something, which took awhile to perfect. Her movement is also pretty tricky. Honestly most people who whine about Mercy being easy will play Mercy themselves and never utilize her movement, try to rez out in the open, forget blue beam/forget to heal as well -- basically playing at the lowest skill level possible which is not how most Mercy players play and definitely not how mains play.
>>560148891its the most clickbaity part of the 5 hour interview he just put out so it's all over the place>CFO told him Overwatch needs to make X amount of money by this time, and make more money than that year to year, and if it doesn't we'll lay off 1,000 people and that'll be on you
>job of thousands is on the line >no one suggests Widowmaker micro bikini skin They don’t really want to keep their jobs.
>>560149530this but also an Ashe bikini so they'd get my money
>>560149659where would they put the tattoo?
>>560149863>>560149863new
>>560145212queen!
>>560133578they did fix hard counters. hog can absolutely fuck mauga over if not kill him if you wait for mauga to burn his charge and hook him. even if he pops his healing ability he only lasts as long until he has to reload or has his charge to escape.