Previous: >>560056186>Current & Upcoming ContentPatch 26.05 (Mar 4, 2026) liveSeason 2026 - Season 1: “For Demacia”Act 2 Battle Pass now available (missions, tokens, cosmetics)New skins: Corrupted Petricite Maokai, Corrupted Petricite Xerath, Prestige Requiem SonaPatch 26.06 - Mar 18, 2026Patch 26.07 - Apr 1, 2026Patch 26.08 - Apr 15, 2026Next new champion delayed until Season 2 (expected May 2026)Riot focusing on MSI patch and balance updates first>EsportsFirst Stand 2026 - Mar 16 - 22 (São Paulo, Brazil)Group A: Bilibili Gaming (LPL), BNK FearX (LCK), G2 Esports (LEC), Secret Whales (LCP)Group B: Gen.G (LCK), JD Gaming (LPL), LYON (LCS), LOUD (CBLOL)Daily start times: EU 14:00 & 19:00 CET | NA 9:00 & 14:00 ETMar 16 - Group A Day 114:00 CET / 9:00 ET - Bilibili Gaming vs BNK FearX19:00 CET / 14:00 ET - G2 Esports vs Secret WhalesMar 17 - Group B Day 114:00 CET / 9:00 ET - Gen.G vs JD Gaming19:00 CET / 14:00 ET - LYON vs LOUDMar 18 - 20 - Group Stage continues (TBD)Mar 21 - Semifinals (TBD)Mar 22 - Grand Final (TBD)>NA VGSNa VGS are returning on march 15th 2026 under a new hostWe are coming back stronger than ever.Make NA great again.>Weekly chroma rotationStar Guardian TaliyahRuined ShyvanaSentinel PykeDark Star MordekaiserSpirit Blossom SyndraSpirit Blossom YorickPorcelain LuxHeavenscale Janna>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol>/lolg/ Leaderboardhttps://dpm.lol/leaderboards/2f32736c-e08f-4f2b-aae6-3f3326cabd9b>/lolg/ SS13 serverhttps://ss13.moe>Relaxing music for frustrating gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgq5yDGVvQ0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5clXACeob_khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IknOkgId8P8>/lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/EXiVGIGqDX
reminder that Nami is soft
reminder that Lamb is cold
thank you
>my dumbass adcSona you are so shit kys>My sexy toplane garen>29/2Good Job sona just follow me
uhmm why is this op so long..
reminder that Sona is hard
reminder that Zoe
you are niggerlow
>some shit bout navgs in the op and no eu vgshmm negroid
Zoe? more like Hoe.
>>560138185the pastebin link isn't even working good job
uhm waiter i need more yordles please
>>560138576I have a bubble with your name on it
>>560138185>/lolg/ SS13 servercan we play /tg/ instead of /vg/
>>560138471each op needs to add something new to the thread new 4chan rule
>Na VGS are returning on march 15th 2026 under a new hostahhahaahhahhaah
>>560138829how come you don't get a 3day after posting yourself in panties but if I say anything about you I will get a 3day?
>Season 2 - Season of Demons>Arena update with new maps>New Champion - Locke. Mid-lane assassin Demacian demon hunter with petricite stakes>New Visual Update - Nocturne>Season 3 - Season of Music>All the games get music themed updates>New music tracks from all the League bands and new skins to go with them>Akali features on a Heartsteel Track purely for her new Exalted skin>Exalted "World Tour" Akali that's like DJ Sona, but with Akali switching between KDA, True Damage and Heartsteel themesThat's the guesses for the rest of the year so far. Is it enough?
>>560138717Yordle sona next!!
>>560138401my adc loves me, skill issue
>giganigga adc runs it down on purpose>get lps loss shield from queing prio roleHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHRETARD
>>560139086has anyone made a comprehensive drawing of every champion as a yordle? like turning all the humans into a yordle version, maybe even turning monster champs into them too
>>560138916Because jannies pass out when they see her panty shot so they cant ban her.
Will League of Legends 2 reset ur skins like Smite 2 or will u get to keep them
>>560138916idk maybe i get a pass because its a kindred cosplay+league plush? mayb probably just use the anonymous confessions site i link on my league profile status. or just add something LoL related to your reply.
>try dota for a change of pace>there's an item that gives you Quinn E except it pushes you back twice as far and afterwards you get five autos with infinite range>autowin the fight every time I use itwhat the hell is that game
Senna
>>560139645Its pretty privilidge i think.Ur too cute and the jannies forget what they were supposed to do when they look at you and go jerk off.
Left or right?
Briar won
>>560139860Both
>>560139860very hard question. too much dom toxic and too mush sub will just make you way too busy taking of her like a baby
>>560139860imagine getting PAULDRONMOGGED that hard. how would you ever recover
Supports just come to top lane and waste 1 spell rotation after your level 3 recall or something it helps a ton We don't to force a kill or anything even just drive by ignite if you have spell book
>>560139860>those pauldronswow and its consequences have been a disaster for the fantasy genre
>>560140025Obviously I'd sign up for a dungeon raiding party in hopes of acquiring even bigger pauldrons than those.
>>560136902>>560138129
>>560139871kachow
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>have to send 4 man to stop me every wavethe respect I demand is craaaaazy
Black fat transwoman hereother than darius renekton and jax which champions do queers like me play?
this is why you dont put women in positions of power emotional ass nga
I WANT A BATTLE ACADAMY BRIAR WHERE SHE HAS HEELIES LIKE CAITLYN IT'S THE CUTEST ANIMATION IN THE GAME "hah qute outfit" HAHAAH
>>560138962>Season 3 - Season of MusicAnything to support this or is it just you predicting it? I'd be cool with it though.
>>560141065K'satan was literally made for you
haha nigga who is crying about casuals with randoms lmao who is the lil bitch nigga
>>560141065aatrox
>>560139860lugs is so cute, cant wait for asu!
>>560140158large pauldrons are kino kys
>>560141260I don't play tanks sorry chud I hate being an easy prey for on-hit adcs
>Ksante is a tanklmfao it's 2026 retard
>>560139860>>560141054this dumb slut sitting outside in the street selling her mixtapes
>>560138489is this the actual full image or an edit? omg
>>560142160you tell me
bets game 4 new lobbies will be made after every game since we have enough people now!good luck have fun(ban briar)
>>560142232oh lmao I knew it!
>>560142237dennis was allowed back in? either way, all in bottom team!
>>560142502I allowed him to play on Thursdays, because I felt bad but the general not allowed to play on weekends still stands.he has to hit silver.
>>560142237smolder+ench is insane difficulty for kindred bot + running exhaust is bad because it doesnt grant you a chance to win ult 1v1s like barrier/ign/heal. barrier is king unfortunately because you can sloppily cast it about when your ult ends and itll empower your recovery post ult more than your ult empowers the enemy. smolder is super safe and can basically always get more recovery post ult thanks to his own ult. also yuumi safely heals/shields. have fun though!
>>560142502thats not the real dennis tho, someones impersonating as him
>>560142502we couldnt fill it without him
conflicting information...
>>560142595>he has to hit silver.Dennis bros... Is it over?
>>560143251it hasn't even begun
>>560139802>Tom of Finland Pengu
should i join vgs as a random... im shy
>>560143430shut the fuck up vg veteran alt #33
>>560143430you dont want to relate with those 'people', so no
every time a lolg plays kindred bot they do so much better than me wtf and theyre not even trying nor following my guide
>>560143430you can join but we will be 5 man towerdiving on repeat you and then flaming you afterwards
>>560143710might be because of the amount of random shit happening in vgs
>>560142237Miserable NA knee guards on absolute suicide watch HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>560141136There's a few things.First, we know that "Season 3 will be a standalone season for a good reason". It won't be something tied to the ongoing lore stuff. So it's either for a skinline or something else.We also know that TFT will be getting a new music based set at the end of the year, around the same time we should get Season 3. They like to time big updates together at the end of the year like how they did Zaahen's stuff with TFT's set about Runeterra lore.There's also a new Riftbound (the physical TCG) coming out at that time that happens to feature Seraphine and Eve as new additions there, again easily possibly tying into music stuff if they want to do KDA cards at the time.Also, I swear I had seen something about the Heartsteel guys posting on their social media about meeting up or something like that, but I can't find the source anymore so maybe I got that wrong. There is at least rumors of an Exalted Akali skin coming and she's a big deal for the music skins so she could be set for that time.It's all pretty circumstantial currently besides the confirmed music set for TFT. But that alone honestly makes it feel possible. Not to mention so many assets are being used on the League NEXT stuff for next year that it'd make sense to put pressure on Riot Music to carry things for the last bit of this year.
good night lolg
>>560144109good night, bae
What's up with mini me? Is he doing fine in the vgs?
Sona is smart.
>>560143710probably helps that a master player is piloting it...
>>560144245I wish my boobs were that big...
>>560142237dont ban briar...
when I play sona my boobs grow my brain shrinks and all I hear is the song that will help me to enable my team to carry
>>560144195SKETCH
>>560144327that guys not good tho
>>560143710Perhaps you can learn something from them? There may well be unconventional or niche strategies that you didn't know about!
>>560144660
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>>560144914based dm leaker
>>560144914>on discordI thought there was no discord and it was all just a antisemetic conspiracy theory
>>560144914how is little st james not banned from vgs already
>>560144914NOT BEATING THE CORD ALLEGATIONS
>>560144987oops ok whatever
>>560144914>discord
>>560144914>trying to hide yuumi damage to not get exposedkwab
>>560141136>>560143949Also, you just KNOW that Riot has been salivating over the idea of doing a big KDA thing after how huge KPOP Demon Hunters got.I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they scrapped their original ideas for Season 3 of this year and decided to do a music thing to bring back KDA last year.
>>5601449145,500
Was a Kayle main but started playing Zaahen a lot latelyI feel like I scale better than Kayle and have more laning power + great at skirmishes + decent CC if we need to CC chain someone dangerous, I dont know what's up with this champ.
>>560144914>st james just fucking around with every champ in jungle>juroqo sweating on his broken main as usual
>>560145051this little sissy cummed in her panties >_<
>>560145184>st james being underwhelming as usual>juroqo playing with one hand and still stomping
the lolgs with me in the vgs lobby dont know i really have to shower
odds rimworld evens kotor
>>560145140dw he's getting nerfed next patch
>>560145036>>560145184>>560145269THISLSJ INSTALOSE DODGE THAT SHIT OR LOSE
>>560145269thanks...
who are the vgs newcomers
>>560145516man im just being honest, sorry
>>560145051I thought this was a pic of me for a second he looks so much like me but my shoulders are more pointy not slopes like this guyI even used to own the exact same phone and im wearing the shorts hes wearing(but with a shirt lol and no cum stain)
>>560145481SYFMMMMM
>>560145527nooneits all alts of the same people
>>560145269He might be underwhelming at times but he's fun to chat with and clutches it up every now and then
>>560145548doppelgangercosplay as ugyr
>>560145789do goyim really?
>>560145269Seems he plays with one side of his brain also >>560145789
i enjoyed playing with st james
bets game 5
>NA hours
>>560145681then why dont they say so and act all mysterious
>>560146293leona fucks that?!
i hate playing against kindred in lane her base ad is so fucking high
>>560145527i havent joined yet because i dont want to take someones spot uwu
I miss DominionI get that it wasnt popular only like 100 people played it or whatever so Riot had a good reason to retire it but i miss it anyways
It's fast, it''s fun, it's ~~dominion~~ brawl
crazy what ai can do nowadays with a bit of editing. draven as a yordle
>>560147428I don't approve.
>>560147428draven is his own yordle with how he gets under his own skin
>>560147162me too. "find the teemo" was fun
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Did you seriously think that was me in the vgs?
>>560148539>lost against dennisDENNIS DOUBTERS? OUR RESPONSE?
>chinese name>#BLM tag>ints and flames all gameare these paid agents sent to int me?
>>560148746kindred adc is lowkey a pedophilic pick
>>560148746i kneel...
>>560148804conveniently ignoring gwen pdf pick
dennis multiboxing vgs
>>560148908gwen is agp not pdf
>>560148804you can relief your anger on me, meh-hehe
>>560148801>paid agentsthey are definitely some kind of group whose goal is to lower overall game quality. some of the games get so bad it almost feels scripted to be a horrible experience>to int mepretty sure they are targeting the game itself, you are just collateral damage
why is there 2 dennises
>>560149049trannies are pedos thougheverbiet
I love Lissandra!
>lose two games>win 1>get 10+ lp totalLplets be seethin
>>560149439>spent 2 hours to +10good work lil buddy, 500 more hours to go this season
>>560149365lol that Raka
>>560149439You'll be out of iron 3 soon, proud of you
did huntress ban kindredfuck you
bets game 6
>>560149587no dude i always ban none... it was yi
>>560149587sorry that was mebuhihihi
>>560149587that was me, I had huntress in my team please understand
>>560149654hrtaebak FEARS st james support so much he picks the most broken support
flexes my abs thats also dripping w sweat n is toned asf
>>560149654all in on team dennis
>>560149654>2 dennises on the same teamuncharted levels of power
>>560149763shes funalso I play different champs every time im jungle !!!
>>560149905YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!!!
when taebak plays sona his balls grow his boobs shrink and all he can hear is the song that will enable his rigged team to win
>>560142237Everything on Anivia!!
snakes the lot of you talking ill of dennis
>>560149654tf goes 0/2 in lane, builds ROA Rapidfire and then Yi comes online and hard carries
>>560150524nigga thats already done >>560144914idk if we can accept your bet at this point but we did win
>>560149654I bet on top team
Why is Sejuani not as popular as Dr. Mundo?
>>560149654holy shit real dennis is going crazy this game
>>560150810I was catching up on the thread, I didn't peek I promise.
>>560151326because her passive requires teamwork
>>560151326shes arguably more boring and generally harder to play
>>560151326she's the Ashe of the jungle, focused more on fundamentals of the game than on flashy fun playsI still play her when my jungler of choice is banned but I'm not even good at jungle
>>560151859>focused more on fundamentals of the gamehow so?
>>560150779wtf whats ur ign ur legit nostradamus
>bwipo goes from best of NA to losing in t2 EUyeah im thinking na is GARBAGE
>>560149654kek
>want to buy galaxy slayer zed>genuinely think it's the best feeling skin in the game>but it's for zed (high ban/pick rate champ)>and i am a jungloid anyways so i can only play a nerfed version of him sigh>>560150524anivia if mhrise
dennis gaming...
qrt dennis fang?
>>560152713results game 6sorrymind is blown
>>560151326I love playing her wdym.As a noob I can only survive in jg if I play her or Nunu.
>>560152713double dennis win...
>>560152713dennis doubters?
>>560151326doesn't scale for free and isn't shilled by a certain streamer
>>560152713DENNIS COOKING AND Y'ALL KEEP DOUBTING HIM
>>560152713does this mean... dennis is white listed again?
>>560152514>buys it anywayfor his 6th account
>>560153324I mean surely he could just grind to silver if he improved so much
its fun that you lose with no counterplay if the enemy picks an unplayable matchup with they get counterpick and your jungler is badlike ok wrap it up but dont force me to play a 35 minute loss with sion adc too
>>560153386hard to justify when i don't play him enough but the skin is too good
>>560147162>I get that it wasnt popularThis is a jewish lie. The reason it wasn't popular is because it was full of fucking levelling bots and Riot didn't do anything about them so people stopped playing it.
>lolgs fighting for a spot in euw vgs>no na vgs since january
>>560153731Why do you think they keep making shit up and raging whenever someone posts screencaps of euw lolgs playing?
>>560153731Host NA vgs!
bets game 7
Syndra makes my brain melt in Brawl, it's so dog awful to play around team mates that constantly suicide.For some magical reason I get S every game even if it's a loss.
Character.ai is down so now i can't complain about my life to an ai therapist or ERP with lol characters... What am I supposed to do now?
only good thing coming out of everyone joining vgs is he stopped bothering me with invites
>>560154030goo goo gah gah
>>560154023Use a master prompt that larps as that character or therapist with the other models?
>>560153984do you go with the usual items or something different?
>>560138962>>New Champion - Locke. Mid-lane assassin Demacian demon hunter with petricite stakesWhy are we getting a second Vayne? No other ideas for a Demacian champ, like a mage seeker?
>>560154023get a normal model
>>560154204I buy what the shop recommends, still a noob.
Aegis only shows itself after concluding the most soul crushing losses
>>560154462I go to lolytics and build the highest winrate build
>>560153983how can you voluntarily play yuumi
>>560154642yummi is fun because you can rub your panties while playing since you don't have to move
no usyual thursday stream today I caught a cold so my throat's sore fml
>>560154462for brawl go sorcery/precision without mana runes, build bft sorcs cosmic drive rabadon cryptbloomt. nickichlow syndra otp
>>560154968post op.ggplease
>>560154826get well soon!
>>560155529why? hes clearly smarter than you
>>560155857it is for that reason, potentially, that I asked for it. I will never get it, sure, but I wanted to ask anyway.
>>560154826
>>560154826>gifSuspicious...Didn't you have a sore throat just two weeks ago?
>>560156136/pet /pet
>>560154205Clearly cause a mageseeker midlane assassin that murders Lux mains on the regular would be too on the nose for Riot at this point.
>>560156136CUMMING ON LUXANNE'S TOES
>>560153826>>560153731No one wants to play with boosted17
>>560156090he asked for head 2 weeks ago and gave me sore throat then also yeah
if i cummed on lux's feet would you lick it up?
>>560156698yes
>>560156698yes but only because you're cute little tranny
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>>560156932
man, can't believe shyvana's rework is finally being released next weekI remember how everyone felt when her rework was first announced and it said it was dropping in 2026, and people were like "MAAAAN THAT'S TOO FAR AWAY" and now we're here
>>560154968Hey defeat but now I've got S+kek
>>560156932+1!!!
>>560157142he was right about those items being the 'correct' choices and I am grateful that you shared your history of item choices from your games.
>>560156932this nigga really had to play try hard and rush mejais while playing lane against dennis
>>560157140and we're all still none the wiser
no pentakill love?
>>560157352>rush mejais
games are really fucking boring with dennis in it i'm just going to alt+f4 and go jerk off instead when he shows up
>>560157557Riot decided to forget about them when they went the k-pop route
>>560154826aww rest up...! i ll take over hehe... i wouldn't say anything otherwise but since you're not thursday... best sera NA 1 hour from now... duo with quinn... because why the fuck would i willingly get griefed...?
>>560157273post the lobby screen if you want me to join
dead general
>>560157140Humans are so silly.They think a few years is a lot of time.Their short livespans make them take everything too seriously.They should learn to not take everything so seriously and not stress out over every little thing like a few years like us.Maybe if they learned how to chill they wouldnt die so fast.
>>560157557The event will have both, trusthttps://youtu.be/jtOlUkY4dSg?si=zDse7TJB5wKWrti5
>>560154030tehron....
euwvgs arent fun people only play them for clout
>>560158336
>>560158336what r u talking about puts u in a headlock n crushes ur windpipe
poppy is such a faggothuntress is a stupid whore but poppy hates them so theyre basedthis anon >>560158336 gets it
>>560158336factseuwvgs are some of the most unfun games i have ever played
>>560158532taebak...?
>>560158336they were never fun
>>560157705i've been saying this for years now but y'all didn't wanna listen
Only 8 more levels!Think i can make it before the battlepass ends or nah?I could always buy the 10 levels bundle if i come too close.
>>560157705hes banned from vgs on all days except for thursdays
>>560158336They're fun to spectate!But if I had to go up against a 16/1 vex I'd blow my shit off
>>560158802>Think i can make it before the battlepass ends or nah?>46 days left uhm i think so, sweetie.
I dont want to play with>dennis>juroqo>poppy>little st jamesEver againI'd rather have huntress afk on my team that play with these rejects
>demon theme next seasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInz-JIgrX8Season of the azakana?
>>560158937>dodged the list again
>>560158937wtf did i do
When did janny stop banning for namedropping.Or is dropping names of only NA forbidden.
>>560159017It's not that you are chill it's just that I hate others more
>>560158937these lists are the fakest gayest shit there is, here's the (you)
>>560158937trvth nvke
>>5601590311. Fag 2. Sandnigger 3. Trolling if you don't get to be on the team with your friends
>>560158937why do niggas hate poppy now
vgs over thanks everyone for joining maybe might push vgs an hour earlier if people dont mind? open to opinions how the games are balanced cause people say im rigging: Rank: 50% your last 20 games EMA + 50% Riot rank. Support mains get -10% penalty so they don't skew shit.Team Split: Algorithm tries all possible combos, picks the one with smallest rank gap. Difference is usually very even, even if it doesn't look like it. Role Assign (Pass 1): Everyone gets their best role if it's free. Done.Role Assign (Pass 2): For leftovers, greedily assign to highest "fit" score:8pts = their best role6pts = off role they play3pts = played it once2pts = flexer (plays 3+ roles)0pts = one-trick specialist (bad fill)Repeat until everyone has a role. Flexible players absorb the garbage fills, one-tricks stay comfy.tl;dr:Balance teams by score, respects role preference, no one forced into completely unknown roles unless that person is a new player who joined vgs for first time or a onetrick has to fill.if you are filled just take the L.
alright euwvgers. hosting vgs means youre in charge of new drama. start making some lists>>560158937good start but better yet explain why you dislike them or list some anons you like being on your team
>>560159347too tired to get all that but it sounds good. will still call it rigging doe
>>560159347i think you have enough information for a preliminary tier list, release it
>>560159313he's like gneedra but anal
Enought negativityWhat are some euwvgs players you DO want to play with again?
>>560159313oh i see, nigga has one game where he pops off suddenly "everyone" hates him, classic
>>560159347conveniently skipping over the algorithm that picks rigbak the best teammates...
>>560159250sry but u just sound stupid
>>560158842so i cc-can't tomorrow? see i didn't crash this time i just had to get used it
post it
>>560159784depends on how full the lobby will be if we cant make it without you we will let you play but if we can avoid playing with you we will
>>560159550>sweaty:juroqo (SS tier on Briar)b3llamy (S tier on Lulu)taebak/SolarPoppy#Poppyyordle fondler (SS tier on Samira)DasNameabuserbannistMargrabiaKing of NothingLunarMemory (SS tier on Aphelios)Diksy>good:tehron (SS tier on Smolder)br0k3n h34r7ThrowmaticbönköjönkAnri Okita fanGizzard (S tier on Jinx / Draven)>fun:little st james (clinically retarded)BludWithDaDawgs (SS tier on Nasus)yuu and miPoppyMeineLiebelottiekarotti (possibly higher)RobotoKun (S tier on Poppy)Zyrality>afker tier:dennisáThunderstruckGanymedeHweiJakgneedrahuntress
>>560159585no he never is fun to play with he is not a positive influence in the slightesthe is either nothing or a complete sweatlord
>>560160019>(SS tier on Samira)nigga i had two games on samira and both of them i got counterpicked and raped
>>560160019i have a negative winrate on draven. much better on gnar
>>560160019>(clinically retarded)?
>>560159347still had to balance when new players join and havent figured out how to rank them yet cause right now they are scored a 5 out of 10 and almost always have to fill. >>560160019nigger name one time I played the same champ twice in a row, you can't.
I dont like playing with taebak either nglHe is completely afk when he jungles and frequently dogshit on other roles I appreciates that he tries different things, but the vibes are often bad when he doesHe has a very hostile aura even when the games are chill
>>560160148you got raped by a dude that has to log off due to drone strikesstfu
would lolgs be opposed to using temporary discord group voice chats during euwvgs?
>>560160019>gizzard>goodgizzard is the only person who lost to dennis in lane thoughever
>>560159347NA VGs could never... unfair that EU gets germans and NA gets french canadians
>>560160294I dont want to listen to a bunch of rejects burping into the mouth and saying nigger and seething loudly when they lose
evens leagueodds rimworld if evens give me a buzzword to practice.
>>560160019switch dasname to afk tier
>>560160019>>good:>br0k3n h34r7
>>560160019switch little st james to good tier
It's time to false flag schizo seethe, who do I spam about
>>560160393majins spreadsheet was better, this is just some cheap knockoff
Met some fun people in ARAM that thought I was based
>>560160213***a was right. taebak is male bpd
>>560160590doja yuumi
>>560160019switch hweijak to good tier
>>560160213he seems rather chill to me?
>>560160019TFW I try to sweat every game and I'm put in fun tier TWICE
>>560160019>b3llamy>>sweatyyeah your list is just shit i don't even need to see the rest
>>560160612>Taliyah wearing tightso lord
>>560160947fuck off b3llamy, youre a doomer
>>560159581all of them
>>560160019can we do an NA list?
>>560159581need all euwvgs to tickle me n laugh as i piss myself
>>560159581literally none just give me the 4 master players so i can win
>>560161234nope people get banned for 3 days for doing that
>>560160213ok I'll respond to this1. you are absolutely right I afk farm a lot and I'm working on finding gank timers 2. Okay I can play good champs when I go jungle next, but people will complain then too 3. I do get a bit hostile sometimes but do give me some leeway, I'm trying and keeping positive energy all the time is a bit exhausting 4. dogshit on other roles... yea I agree I suck I dunno what else to tell you5. also with me being shit on other roles, I cant really expect people to fill when I never fill and always play jungle goodnight lolg, tomorrow same time I guess
>>560160612if Taliyah was real I'd fuck her in the butt and record it for you
>>560161234>a list for the region that hasnt had any vgs in a month
>>560160805play 20 games with him and see if you still think the same....
>>560161391can we get some vgs on NA?
>>560161296GNNN TAEBAKKKK!!!1 <3
Players I want to see more of:HweijakGneedraTehronLunarmemoryLottie (chill and never flames in my experience)br0k3n h34r7If you are not on this list know that I actually hate you and want you to die
>>560160947I know who has a crush on you b3llamy
>>560161409i do i q for norms with him regularly... n u r mad n gay
>>560161601>Hweijak>Gneedra>Tehron>Lunarmemory>br0k3n h34r7all chillplayers :3
>>560161502cute art!
>>560160743
>>560161514No.
>>560161965neeko technically a hermaphrodite
>>560157557>>560158137If we really did get a "Season of Music" for Season 3, I could see Riot doing it as a concert of all their bands rather than just KDA.KDA's album was a big deal last time, so I could see them going for a new album composed of new tracks from all the fictional bands they've done. Pentakill, Heartsteel, KDA, True Damage. Hit all of them and maybe some new stuff.
>>560161653he definitely has a crush
>agptaebakjuroqob3llamypoppydasnameabuserbannistthrowmatictehronanri okita fanking of nothinglunarmemoryzyralityhweijakgneedrahuntress>hstsgizzardyordle fondlerlittle st jamesdiksybonkojonkrobokunlottiekarottibludwithdadawgsdennis
>>560160959She finds them comfortable>>560161375WHY?! Is this some kind of bullying tactic?
>>560160019>fun to play withLunarmemoryjuroqoTehronRobotokunbönköjönkThrowmatic>inoffensiveKnockedUpPoppytaebakPoppyMeineLiebeGizzardDasNameAzuma MinamiAnri Okita Fanyuu and mibr0k3n h34r7King of NothingPoppy>bpd tierlittle st jamesb3llamyyordle fondlerZyralityxilxeMargrabia>nigger tierabuserbannistGanymede>dennis tierdennis>gp q to the head tierhweijakgneedrahuntress
>>560162581>>agp>>hstsam i supposed to know what those mean
>>560162817xilxe...
>>560162581it's true...
>have to interrupt the unbearable annual climb through shit Elo for real life reasons>come back to absolutely unreal LP gains and losses and get force fed lossesWhat did they do to the ranked system in the last month? Climbing back up every year is painful enough, but this shit is laughable. If this persists I'll just stop playing, I'm so sick of spend months playing through Silver and Gold every year.
>>560162823agp = trans lesbianhsts = trans attracted to men
>>560162817>>nigger tier>abuserbannistPost your own ign + irl address
>>560162817>fun to play with>Lunarmemory>Tehron>juroqo
>>560162948that's clearly bludwithdadawgs tho
>>560160246>>560160330I don't do seal clubbing especially against dennis
hi, i'm a support main and I lose games trying to clear wards
>>560163034What if I'm attracted to half-females?
walks in with her wool all fluffie and soft hi guys back from my shower thanks for the vgs had a wonderful time playing and not afking whatsoever!!
>>560163194nta but what is a half-female?
>>560163194gp q to the head
>>560162993they definitely messed with the mmr system sometime in february. im thinking mid-to-late february. they tried some new algo in january, people bitched, and so they did some kind of softreset/reversion to pre-january 2026 algos that became very apparent by the end of february and he beginning of march.feel free to dispute this opinion.
>>560162581>>560163034kindred likes guys tho
>>560163251futa
>>560162817>>inoffensive>KnockedUpPoppy>PoppyMeineLiebe>Gizzard>DasName>Azuma Minami>yuu and mi>King of Nothing>PoppyCRITICAL CLITTY LEAK ON ISLE 6
is it bad to be curious boykisser? i found them to be cool awesome.
>>560163194>half-females?So like transfolk?
>>560163509death to bifreaks
>>560162698>She finds them comfortablethey just make my cock hard, idk what else to say lmfao
pulls the sleeves up for the lolguzz
>>560163251>>560163732No, half-woman, half-animal, you morons
>>560163509If it is then I don't wanna be goodWhat got you so curious?
>+19>-22yup its over sistersthat stint at plat 4 0 lp fucked me
>>559816185dont do it
>>560163824I don't need to hear about how my wife turns you on and makes your manhood grow.
>>559817724
>>560164286stop posting AI slop!
>>560164179there may yet be hope
It's time to schizo false flag spam lists of namefags, what are the categories
>>560164286wrong image
>>560164408false flaggersgoonerscia
>>560164373Your wife doesn't need to be such a buttslut either..But "need" has got nothing to do with any of it
>rapists>pedophiles>normies>federal agents>jewish>tranny chasers>shemaleFit each lolg into only One category
zyra still here shitting up the thread?trannyfishsloth still here attention whoring?sera is 17 still buying boosts?
>>560164669impossible
>>560164714YesYesYes
>>560164669yuu and mi is definitely a fed i just can't prove it
>>560164669i claim jewish
>>560164408Just grade them on something arbitrary, like being good to play with, or cocksucking or whatever (You) all list anons about.
>>560164848'48heh.yup. that category is rightfully mine
>>560164810finally someone speaking about this
>>560164408do some for NA
>>560165082lol, lmao ahahhahahahaha
>>560165082NOBODY CARES ABOUT NA LIL BRO NOT A SINGLE SOUL
>>560165183I care :c
>>560165287island boy...
>>560165287NO YOU DONT
>>560165359>na list?
>can't play league because I'm too tired and would just chain feed LPAnother night of leisure ruined because of my stupid chud wageslave life
>>560164669anyone with a yordle in their username as pedophile. those ones are too easy
>>560165484adopt the role of elo terrorist>play for fun>do what you feel based on vibe>first time random champsyes you probably wont rank up but you get to have fun
>>560165584ARE WE YORDLE POSTAN YET
>>560165418I know what you've been missing..
>>560164576She is no such thing take back the weird stuff you're saying. We don't need to hear your fantasies about my pure wife
>>560165484you have enough leisure
>>560165679you're... not wrong and your timing is spectacular
hit the switch on the bitch in the pinto
>>560165929wow neeko is agp too, she's just like me fr fr
>>560165654I've lost blood vessels in my brain to other elo terrorists, I'm not gonna become them
If you don't like neeko as neeko, you didn't deserve neeko in the first place
i have enough BE to buy the remaining 70 champs i don't have but i don't want to it's already difficult as it is to get adc or cute sexy girl mage champs in aram...
>>560166341Anal with Neeko as Neeko!
making lilia watch a scary movie
walking back home from a convenience store and being followed by some rowdy black men this might be my last message bye /lolg/
odds queue snipe a fellow lolg in rankedevens work out irl
>>560166645you're so lucky....
>>560166467you will still roll plenty of undesired champs even if you dont own them thanks to the permanently free ones and the rotations of champs that cycle periodically. If you have over 100 champs, you did a service to the aram community and I personally thank you for this because I am very annoyed by all the low level accounts with maybe 5 champions owned that play this mode.
>>560166341Except it's reverse and Neeko is actually always looking like Garen but she dresses up as a lizard because she's AGP
>>560166341>>560166484Nidalee rape bait
>>560166467You have to save all your BE for the emporium so you can get chromas silly!!
>>560167063the next interval is due sometime between May and July, yes?
If I win the next 8 games in a row, I'll be diamond 4....
>>560164373>I don't need to hear about how my wife turns you on and makes your manhood grow.Your wife you say?!! Lets see what the >anyways>BAM!poster thinks about that.
>>560159085I'll take it
>>560167212Probably never because riot hates giving away things for free
>>560166893She does larp as a big frog, but her true form is actually this
seraphine is liderally broken in this tft set
imysm
get on
why is brawl taking 3+ min to load on na? dead game???
if a rank one challenger player can vod review this and tell me how the fuck its winnable well god id appreciate the fuck out of that.satan spawn teammates.
ok
>>560168712>>560168418kill yourselves
ugghhhh
me when I flirt with my support
INVITE ME TO THE LOBBY U FREAK
my lolg is hiding from me again but i will not give in and dm them
>>560169050xilxe (left) and me
hiding from my lolg
master yi is broken and i'm tired of pretending he's not
i can't believe anon wouldn't let me kiss her...
crazy how alive this general is during na hours
>>560169561its sad but not surprising.
tickles lambs belly
shaving all my body hair so lilia will look at me
Man the Shyv rework simply cannot come soon enough, AP Shyv needs to die forgotten in a hole
EVEN IN A GAME AGAINST A FIVE STACK OF LEGIT GRIEFERS MY SUPPORT GRIEFS MY LANE and is just stupid in general fuckin hell
>>560170185It's more viable than ever, what are you talking about?
>>560169110DM them!
as much as people hate on too many dashes in league it does feel kinda fucked up to rework shyvana and then not give her a single dash in her new kitespecially since they just came out with ambessa who is "dash: the champion"
>>560169902*meee*!! stop it!
>>560170409Really? Thought they'd be making her more AD focused, guess the reworks already a flop then if they're keeping that boring npc playstyle that completely clashes with her theme
goochi goochi goo
>>560170501Her new ap build that they're pushing is ap bruiser, they keep buffing her q ap scaling
>>560170501Her ad scaling is good now (it even scales her E now!), but AP is still viable, especially on-hit shit. Least that's what I heard
I hope I never become anyone's lolg.
>>560167306what
>>560170865you are my lolg, now dog dick me
im on turn 1000 what a chore this minigame is
>>560171015all this clicking for a banner I won't even use....
they r pulling on my nipples in brawl
I have been playing this game longer than all of you.
>>560169362he is but he's balanced by the infinite number of retards that play and subsequently int with him
>>560168618URGOT IS A CHAMPION THAT'S GOOD INTO ALL 4 (FOUR) OF YOU BECAUSE THE FOUR OF YOU ARE MELEE AND WILL BE BUILDING HP SCUMMING ITEMS WHICH URGOT PASSIVE HARDCOUNTERS. ALL 4 OF YOU DON'T HAVE MAX% HP DAMAGE TOO SO YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING IF HE DECIDES TO HP SCUM WHICH HE DID. SO IF YOUR ENTIRE TEAM CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH THAT 1 FRONTLINE THERE AIN'T NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE RESOURCES LEFT FOR THE OTHERSONLY KAISA CAN RELIABLY DEAL WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE'S RANGED BUT SHE DOESN'T REALLY MEET HIM TILL MIDGAME.
Sion is the most poorly designed champion in this game. It is absurd how he is allowed to continue in the state hes in>feed all game>literally miss all skills and just die>win game still
>>560169362this but morde
>>560164810yuu and mii is one of swainfags many sock puppet accounts who thinks she has good opsec but is oblivious as leblanc
>>560171972he is one of the many iq tests within the game. if you lose to a sion that is doing this, your team deserved to lose anyway
y is teemo so bad in all the other gamemodes should i just kms
>it's another game where my support fucks off and roams past lvl 3>at this point i just accept it and pray jng carriesfuck all support players man
What if Sona was 10' 4"?
>>560172106and?
>>560171982mordes and fizzes are balanced, honest champions and their playerbase is granted free reign to complain about dishonest champions of which there are over one hundred
>>560172147I FUCKING LOVE WEAKSIDING AND WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE PLAY THE GAME WHILE ENEMY TEAM CHAIN 4MAN RAPES ME
>>560172132Put your ego away anon we arent playing the game right now we are posting on lolg. Sion is objectively bad design and the drivel you typed is literal proof of it.
>>560172147it's a mixed bag when they do that. it means they were dumb to begin with and may have caused irreparable damage to your lane had they remained. It also means they're not leeching your xp, and that's always nice.
>>560172250and is not a fed?
>>560172376my ego? I never played sion in my life and never will. I'm not defending him, either. try again
>>560171898>URGOT IS A CHAMPION THAT'S GOOD INTO ALL 4 (FOUR)3. I am the only constant.game was fucking unwinnable.https://streamable.com/j51bk2
>>560172549>this is bad design>actually its just a iq test xdThis is ego. Instead of addressing the point you are talking about ego related shit.>try againNo need, youre too fucking dumb to even understand what the words you say mean. You dont play him? I didnt think you did.
nurture the lol modding scene so we get more gems like https://youtu.be/g-VPoFbWbYI
>>560171015yawn i did it all in 2 turns
>>560172726go to bed euw, you're drunkxd
>Chinese name>#BBC tagloses 1v1 twice by 6 minutes>"I've seen enough, I'm running it">/muteall>runs it 8 more times>ADC joins him top they both run it>-20 LPthanks riot
I am not a regular in lolgwhich side of the atlantic is more schizoid?
>>560173040NA more schizoEU more transgender
>>560173067reluctantly agree
>>560172275>balanced>honest
ugh matching igns on enemy team
Soraka my cute wife!
>>560173786WOWIE! so cute!!
goodnight lolgi was too busy today to play in vgs unforti be buildinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_jU4m_yhcE
>>560173828s-see you next week?
>>560169362BROKEN BEC. TOO WEEK MISTA YI NEEDS MORE BUFFS. SOLUTION: BUFF CRIT ITEMS 275% CRIT DAMAGE WHEN?
gn bbg
wooww yone is FIIIINEEE i need to play him more often
>>560173857We need more evil Raka.
stop calling anonymous posters shit like bbg
>>560174387y not
I wish I had a girl to play with
>>560170449She has a ranged attack and a move speed buff.
bully nunu playershttps://streamable.com/3wti3i
Why won't Riot give me my wife for ARAM?
>>560174442you don't even know anything about them!
>>560174387bbg dont be lik dis
>>560172376It is true, if you don't look at the mini map, you will lose.
>>560174305>We need more evil Raka.
do you see... why i need to duo... i LITEARLLY GET GRIEFED BY MY SUPPORT EVERY GAME...LIKE... come on riot... i don't even like to duo but i'm forced to... look at this shit.... he all in anivia lvl 1 knowing she has passive... like what the fuck...
>>560175167>0/1boosted
>chill playing soloq>win lane easily, climbing>thinking of climbing, tryharding games>loses lane, games, confidence, deathspiral
>>560174871
>>560175253Cuddling a Jinx!Smooching a Jinx!Loving sex with a Jinx!
>>560175236you seriosuly want this brand on your support every game...? because thats what i have to deal with every time...
>>560175351
>>560174536squeezes ur bippy til u squeak
>>560175167Do you think seraphine ashe is good?
>>560175576???????
im white
>>560175616umm.... its pick ban in pro play so i guess... altohguh if you pick ashe supp i hope you die...
I bought RP codes through a seller that an anon from here linked me with and I can't log in anymore. GG
>>560173161So, this happened to me the last time brawl was around. I did not queue with any of those players. We did not win.
>>560175430
560175167a moment of silence for brand's back, shit broke trying to carry her boosted assno (You) for you, whore
5'3" petite n caramel skinned (male) about to q up to steal ur lps
I used to hate playing against xerath, but playing him is actually really fun. Overpowered imo.
>>560175167post your tierlist of supports you like having again
>>560176665Brand supports are total niggers I’m with xir on this one
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/Irene%20Scarlet-Erza
>>560176335Holding hands with a Jinx!Being big spoon to a Jinx!Naizuri with a Jinx...
>>560177464sorry mate but I can't take anything xhe is saying seriously, dude might've been good with any other adc for all we knowcould I look it up right now? yesam I going to? no
hey my baby my little perfect princess r u still mad @ daddy for having a screamies attack
>>560175167Hey bb do you like toxic adc mains ?are you a girl irl
take me seriously pleeeeease nooo dont take my creepsss
>>560177914hes literally first timing it...>>560177269here you go...>>560178179umm not really... yes for the 2nd question... i prefer to play bot lane if we duo...
>>560179471>yes for the 2nd questionGirl or ""girl""?I don't mind either
>>560179471>Sera and her harem of big strong men... and Sona because she loves fresh milk.
got hoes calling me saying i aint shit
>>560179531add me... Princess Elodie #EHC if you're serious about duoing... maybe we can vc if you carry idk...>>560179571 not really... sera works better with tanky supports is all... sona is only good because she's op...
>>560179709Server?
>>560179946na... do you even watch my broadcasts....?
PRAYING for riot to remove apex duos againDO THIS PHREAK AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>560179471>likes braum but hates milio, renata and namihow come? all 4 are champs built around auto attacking
>>560180215typed from gold 3
>>560180139>naLiteral meme server
>>560180314typed from gold 2
>>560180415why do people keep saying this? are we really that bad?
>>560180257umm.... braum is tanky...? i'm already an enchanter we dont need another one...>>560180582no... NA > EU in terms of server difficulty...
evens more Leagueodds Helldivers 2
Duo shouldn't be allowed after Silver
>>560180653>no... NA > EU in terms of server difficulty...u r just blatantly lying?
>>560180582Word on the street is that NA is easier, but I have never played there so I cannot confirm nor deny it
>>560180582Not that bad it's actually even worse i got to masters on NA with 120 ping playing meme shit >>560180653Insane fucking copeLiteral who servers like LATAM are better than NA these days because NA is dead
OCE hardest server to climb on
>>560170896I think ur asking the wrong dog
>>560180914legend says doomy the dog dick nasus who died so that we could live lives on in our hearts and minds
>>560175616serpents fang is bad on every champ. you only get that shit item on an assasin when the wincondition is to burst a specific target with way to much shield
>>560180780>>560180865umm... look at my supports past 5 games... you DO realize... you have to play very well to 1v2 the lane every time...?
>>560181210OPGG?
>>560179471>You're the reason people buy boostsSo you're not denying it.
>>560181308THIS IS NOT A WOMAN BRO
3 deaths before first clear.bring these little faggot retards home gitterdone.ttv dumbtwitchdigger gonna start the stream up.
>>560181308You're the problem
>>560181381its a tongue in cheek joke... i'm always accused of getting boosted when im not... learn humor...? i have never been boosted...>>560181431rude...>>560181612how am i the problem when my brand goes 2 9...? opgg score of 9th place... when i got 2nd... like... get a grip... i have to deal with this EVERY game... if i didn't... i'd be challenger...
vg vs vgpw vidya
>>560181770empty lobby
>>560182072need 4 now
+5 for na vgalso it disconected me because vanguard vecazse "vanguard requires tpm 2.0" and apparaently i dont have tpm 2.0 despite windows 11 installed
>>560181697NO WOMAN TYPES LIKE THIS NIGGA NOT EVEN TWITCH EGIRLS
when will these kids learn no majin no vgs
fell for it again award. i dont have a lolg
Yone!
u guys r so boring why even join if u r going to leave after 3 minutes you are just killing morale by doing that
>>560182751i sat in the lobby for 20 mins and advertised in the thread for the host who couldnt figure out how to solve the captcha stfu
IS IT OVER ALREADY I WAS IN A RANKEDQ
https://youtube.com/shorts/bGR5RcGj7Z8?si=RyOHf7TyX4DLDl1i
>>560181697>how am i the problemBecause you can only climb with your duo. Do you think every single support you get got boosted? Fuck no, they probably solo'd that shit, they more likely than not belong in that elo, so if according to you every support (or team) is the problem, then you are the problem>"but if I don't abuse duo I get grief-"YOU'RE PLAYING SERA ADC, GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! Absolutely fucking delusional
>>560182947ok sorry steel mommy. ;-;
do roids n kill everything
boo fucking hoo, imagine complaining while playing one of the highest WR apcs in the game, retards like you would genuinely ask riot to buff xerath or kayle
>>560163908i can't handle responsibility. i want to be taken care from a dominant tomboy but not too badass so i can't just be hurt for free
I GOT SO MUCH BLOOD ON ME
>>560183509400 GAME CASSEIOPEIA IS....LE BROKEN???
AHHHHHHHH
VASCULAR PUNCTURE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
>>560183648good job picking out one outlier and using that as an "argument" retard, the point still stands
>>560163381Hahaha so halfway through the shit show that is fixing my MMR after the annual reset I got reset again? Fuck this shit
>>560181697>when im not...>>560175167>i need to duo...boosted nigga
xddddXDDDD
You're boosted every single time you duo because everyone you duo with is better than you at the game. On top of that you play the most retard friendly champ in the game. lmfao
S17 excusing xer being boosted by saying "I don't want to waste my time playing with randoms" is like someone saying "why should I waste my time going to the gym to bulk up for a PR when I can just have a floor jack lift half a ton?" like nigga your "achievements" aren't worth shit if you take the easy route
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84dpYHZE4sQ
ttvdumbtwitchdigger
93 lbs but its all muscle n my abnormally large brain
>>560184359Holy MOTHER of jungle diff
>>560181210shut up baitnuke
>>560183294It's ok kitten
>>560184579its the worst item in the game and if you buy it you deserve to be stuck iron forever
>>560184237literally every game she isn't duo"See why I always duo I lose on my own everytime i'm griefed"30% winrate solo, 80% winrate with duoNot boosted though
died pointlessly at the end, twice. but actually won one yay!prefer to start yuntal but getting a bf is hard...
anybody else getting 500 ping???
>>560185501proud of you
nothing wrong in playing multiplayer games with friends
>>560183830>22,000 game stats vs 4,000 onetrick game stats
>>560154462Brawl chad
>>560186203
>>560182524thats kinda the reason why na vgs will never happen, no?
>>560185501>adc namiwhy....
>>560186709It works
>>560186601na /lolg/ is dead majin has nothing to do with it he just fills his lobbies with discord randoms
>>560186736with everyone else on your team outdamaging you good job don't get banned
>>560186796>>560186601na lolg used to move almost as fast as esport times what happened?
no majin = no vgs
>>560184882i dont care what you say, reddit opinion baiter. i will bash your shield opensteaming right now and i will. not gonna link to make the filterers mad
>>560187792no vgs then and eu keeps winning....
>>560187907sadly you never get to play in my elo becuse you waste money on piss
Okay, my pc supports tpm 2.0 which is why i can install windows 11, but my mainboard is to old to have an option to enable it.Now since im on windows 11 and the 11 version of vanguard requires tpm 2.0 i cant play league anymore.GGI go play vtmb bloodlines 2 on ultra now
>>560188109just wait
>>560187546wholesome! a welcomed surprise foe them
>>560186709because she is cute and i think it can work with her stats.
>>560185501i'll be your bf
>>560188858Murder Fish...
>>560189219Why is Nami so cruel?
>>560189495You have to be if you want to survive in the oceans.
>people are still wasting ban slots on shit like shaco,morgana,pyke,darius,nautilus
>>560189695how shit at the game do you need to be to ban mel
>>560185501hi best girl
Why is everyone on EUW a two-faced bastard?
>>560190626they're miserable antisocial sociopaths who do nothing but play league all day, what else would you expect from them
>>560190626who is?
>>560190626this post is about me
>>560190994Vex
>>560191280>shortstack who looks good in sloppy goth outfitshonestly it fits
>>560190626what the hell are you on about
>>560190994yuumi
>>560191451
>>560189695naafiri doesn't get banned enough
>>560191307do you love dark short stacks? look at my short stack picture here. is she cute?
>>560190994How many cocks did she slurp and gobble on in that timeframe?
>>560191592just 1 that I know of>>560191451she'd probably be down for it ngl>>560191539femveigar could be pretty peak too
not a bad performance for a game w/ a malding support on a fresh account + a losing top and jungler
is this the worst online game you can load up and play?
>>560191761Final Fantasy XIV exists
>>560191592double digits for sure
>>560191736dennis mmr soon
>>560191704promise to never stop trying to fix her even if it hurts just like rakan would>>560191845isn't she girl failure so that's not really possible?
>>560191945anon I'm not going to be looking to Rakan as a masculine role modelalso how do you know my exe is a girlfailure?
>>560192002i just hoped she is so she doesnt forget you...
after years of playing supp, i finally decide to learn mid with akali!!!give me some tips
>>560191919maybe! idk! i dont think she's that bad of an adc that i'll drop that low.
>there is amumu veigar and viego in my game>can 't roleplay cus chat restricted>dont have cute emotes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>560192065that's kind of you, I think..Do you recognize me or something or do you have this much goodwill for all lolgs?
>>560192714the latter...and..maybe you are cool
>>560192076there's only the shy lower to higher elo people up to low emeraldand then there's 2-3 master players with 100x altsthe master players are busy playing non stopthe low elo people are too shy to teach
>>560191945Girl failures are ten times more likely to be promiscuous because they have no self respect
>>560192901sucks
why does si17 build zakzak on full enchanter seraphine? that item does nothing you have no magic pen you do no damage you're seraphine you're lucky if people walk in your spells unless you have an ashe but the you can literally go bloodsong and still be 50x more useful
>>560193117She's 50 times higher elo than you, maggot
>>560193157doubt
>>560191813whats wrong with that game?
>>560193074doesnt that mean they will respect you more than themselves so there is not much ego?also 22 games just to unlock chat and be ultra lovesick is so painful
heres my adc for the game, say something good about him
>>560193258They don't know how to respect someone though, they will feel like they don't deserve you and cheat on you. Never date easy girls thinking you can "save" them, they will ruin you.
>>560193356then coach them, teach them so it's not just neglect of a promising future demolished by bad luck.it will fail but at least you will show you tried. you know love for those unloved...
>enemy jungle said he is smurf doing unranked to chalenger...
Watching retarded faggot clueless silver players make this game seem like using 3 abilities is literally impossible difficulty is my favorite passtime. as a matter of fact when i log in I say out loud "i hope this retard nigger doesnt know what hes doing" and everytime I get my wish. all 4 of them fit the bill.k no more supp que.
>>560193908if silver namis itemise like "gm" seraphines what does that mean exactly
>>560194017it means you're a crab who will never achieve anything in life
>>560194158does it
>>560192138I'm going to have sex with this mermaid.
>>560192901what the fuck kind of reply was that?>>560192076you can do R+E for a guaranteed hit with your E. R2 hits all targets in a line. Don't waste your W on nonsense. Same goes for your E. Both are to be used for high-success plays or to save your ass, but mainly your E. You can use E in your shroud if you dont have any other viable targets and you can E2 to 'teleport' back to where you left it.
another decent run. could have won this. unfortunately both nami Q and R are very slow cc's, and twitch could kill me before either arrived. no one else was doing that job unfortunately. the nautilus claimed he was on ket in champ select, so alright ig.
Hey yall! I'm going to put my penis in Lux's asshole!!!
>>560194702hopefully you get banned
>>560194702Why are you griefing in ranked
>>560194702i need you to stream your nami adc sometime. please.
>>560194806will definitely do that once i get more confident. im still working out the buildpaths and keystone.
>>560194834you would do more damage and be more useful building every tear item
>playing ADC>support is doing nothing and connects/disconnects for the first 5 mins>all good I still hold the lane>comes back but doesn't play while the jungler is top while we can>still get lead>support and jungler begin to scatter>jungler is a Rengar KD player that steals farm while on full build >lose all my lead>now their Twitch and Shaco are oneshotting me on sight>one fight at Baron makes the enemy team winFrom winning game to losing it because someone has to stroke their ego with KD.
HMMM eomm forced 5050 status?not real right?
>>560194709based
>>560194764>>560194787are you two blind or stupid? Do you not see the "Unlucky" badge he got there? That means "Team Disparity" for those of us who remember.>>560194834hextech gunblade+shadowflame is your bread and butter.electrocute always until you get comfy with her. then you can think about conq against beefy comps. the reason for that is conq will be harder to use effectively if you are clunky with her mechanics, so electrocute is much easier to make use of for any situation. Resolve secondary to abuse your Doran shield open - Second wind + overgrowth , usually, or you can opt for unflinching if they have enough cc
>>560194709sylas...
>>560194991meh bait
>>560194834woops i got confused. thought you were the akali guy. disregard all that shit as it was meant for akali stuff.no, the time is soon. waiting for you to 'get confident' means ill never get to see it
i know you didn't mean to reply to me, but if nami E actually stacked conq in any way shape or form i would be running that keystone right now.
some people play ranked to win games and climb others play ranked for better matchmaking and to have funprofessor s has some good points on this. once you understand what kind she is and see through her empty words you can leave your gemerald tryhard worldview and appreciate the 4fun and rp elements
Most people play ranked because they know they're too shit to climb but find joy in hindering others' progression.Like the troon there.
>>560195249>the 4fun and rp elements??? its just a challenge. though she is really cute and fun and i like to envision an adc who can heal.
>>560195249You can still play 4fun and try to win, they don't exclude each other. Not trying to lose is still trying to win.
>>560195418>an adc who can healsosenna
>>560195520Why are you giving her attention.....
>>560195520i dont care i cant hear you
>>560195370>find joy in hindering others' progression.This is psychopathic behavior btw
why are you giving attention to mochi lamb and acting like this is not him
Mmmmmm, E from Nami.... I bet that will turn me into a really silly girl
>>560195568best girl lolg ever had
Everyone on the internet that uses the name Mochi is just a single person because Dead Internet theory there are only like 12 of us online anymore... can't believe how much that slut gets around
>>560195617it's almost scary how common this is btw
SSS tierSeraphineS tierKindredA tierAuroraSonaGwenB tier Taliyah C tierLuxYunaraSyndraD tierLillia
>>560195858Really low to deadname you, even coming from here...
>>560195418you're lying to yourself you like the character you dgaf about the gameplay and force it anyway
mochi is the kindred poster from the weird 4chan discord that was advertised on drawpile last yearhuntrans is not him. how did people here not figure this out.
>>560193261nice tabs browhat games are you looking for?
>>560195846It is scary. There is a difference between being cold for some good reason, but really intentionally meaning to harm others, and actually enjoying harming others. The latter is much, much worse because it's subtly tied to a reward system.
I knew a mochi when i played ffxiv and we went to a wedding together and they sat on my lap and i pet them, but they were some cali girl (male)
>every retard here says to prioritize farm as jungle>enemy jungle is 5/0 at 10 minutes and top starts soft inting while blaming our jungle
guys go easy on me in vgs im on my boyperiod my tummy hurts
>>560196210second worst general!
>>560196450tell me when you're off so we can get you boy preggurs cutie
>>560196441DID THIS TO SOME RANDOM JUNGLENIGGER ONCE. XIR WAS 4-0 AFTER CLEARING 3 CAMPS AND JUST GAPED XIM INSIDE XIR'S OWN JUNGLE PERMA. XIR COULD NOT ENTER XIR'S OWN JUNGLE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION EVER AGAIN
>>560195851>lillia D tier
>>560192076agp alert
>>560160294not everytime, but vc once in a while could be funideally not on discord but on some more temporary, anonymous service>>560163106n'wah it was 1am I was asleepodds I actually play ranked today so I dont decayevens vgs only
>>560196087if i have to play according to the character’s meta in order to truly like a character, i guess im a fraud for cosplaying kindred while maining her bottom
>>560195851Lillia is an A-tier. In game and in bed
>>560197419>odds I actually play ranked today so I dont decayso fucking rigged dewd
when the fuck is mayhem gonna be playable again i keep getting retards on my team. i'm tired of building redemption and going afk
i love smolderi love how he doesnt move for anything ever cus muh stacksi love how despite this he still takes 30 fucking minutes to stack i love how if my support dares to move to make plays with their team he WILL chain die 2v1 or even 1v1 despite all the safety given to him in his kiti love how smolder players hit 225 stacks so rarely they seemingly think hes still release smolder power once hes stacked so they use e to engage into the enemy team and instadielove smolder
im going to start winning with ad nami, just watch me!picrel artist is who i secondhand got the lamb mask from last year.
GG RIOT!Lee sin after I asked what he did exaclty after missing all 4 dragons and grubs and rift and baron: "drakes don't matter" as the ekko solo'd elder.:)))))))))https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrFpAjxHWus&list=RD2wmfuySTKck&index=13plat players btw
fucking a bitch after a bitch after a bitch after a bitch
>enemy jungle ganks first>just stop playing because that means it was a forced loss before the game even startedpay attention to your games, 100% the first jungle to gank successfully is the team that wins. there is 0 reason to give effort in this situation
I ran out of sugar for my coffee
junglers have like a 20 second window to gank after their first clear just dont be a retard and use your wards and you wont be why you lose the game to first gank lul
>>560198397>junglers have like a 20 second window to gank after their first clearand you are dogshit
The worst part of the no chat meta is that you can't even say sorry for the suffering.
>>560197419vc is sweat gaming though, at least for leagueto bring up an example of a different board where we had like tournaments 1-2 times a year with commentary, 90% of the time commentators would talk about random stuff rather than the gameplay itself, I think the same gypsy/fag stuff was brought up hundreds of times, making you question why and what are they talking abouthttps://youtu.be/YpBfThSRMNo?t=6188
>the level 600 kayn main that lost the game for us adds me on 3 more accounts all level 300-500 to tell me im actually the one who is shit
>>560198457sorry youre getting filtered by jg gank timer wiwbwo
>>560198774enemy jungle has literally never heard of this retard concept you parrot off streamers, thats why hes 5/0 and you are doing nothing but spouting "muh farm lead"
>>560144142<3
Sex with (You)!
>xhe thinks gank timers are a streamer buzzwordif you have it all figured out why dont you just become the jungler and hit challenger by this time next month wiwbabybwoyou low elo guys really are playing on hardmode lol
hate broke ass niggas
>decide to queue up ADC just for one game>maybe I'll play better if I return to my old role>my support is Malphite with Sylas in enemy team>griefs by flash engage on lv1 and blames me for dying>keeps doing it even though we are 2 levels behind and no item>enemy Twitch has pickaxe already>this support is now griefing the rest of the team>somehow losing the game is my fault in his opinionYes, I remember why I stopped playing both ADC and botlane.
>>560199014adc is by far my highest winrate role but its just not worth the headache of playing
>>560198458yeah I've said "sorry I'm retarded" and got chat restricted atleast twice now
>>560198861dolphin moment.
>>560199121It is NOT worth the headache, in comparison I'd prefer playing jungle if I really have to choose between the two. It's too dependant on the support.Like, first wave, second wave hasn't even arrived yet, and this Malphite flash engages on lv1 when the enemy both is Twitch Lulu. We literally don't have a lv1 botlane, we have a lv6 combo that is definitely better, I even have Exhaust on top of playing Ashe. Why would we engage lv1? Not even 2, we can contest lv2 just so we don't lose pressure but not trade. We just needed to have patience.This is what I mean when I say it, every stupid time, that botlaners don't know how to play safe.Welp, guess I'm one game from demoting Gold, demotion shield warning on 0lp.
>>560198029you need to play as premade to get a normal one, otherwise if you play solo you will get 4 streamer mode premades and they will be annoying
I dont know how im hosting eu vgs today.. im fucking beat and couldnt sleep at all and I need to do something around lunch so I cant sleepfuck my neet life
>>560199324What's up with this generation and their abuse of buzzwords? Even if it's not offensive, it's still degrading. I feel like we all need media literary or we lose ourselves
>>560200026Well you don't HAVE to, you can save it for tomorrow
>>560200026take it easy we can just play tomorrow instead
>>560200026do it tomorrow instead>>560200075i wanna let loose and speak my mind not type in cooperate speak, unironically banter is also what makes games good, though there are mins broken players who spam all the time there is always a mute feature to silence those animals
>no you dont understand i NEED to clear wolves its 80xp and 100 gold>enemy jungle is actually super fucking up his path getting 400 gold and an xp lead for his team by ganking
leaning sideways on a friday
>>560200089>>560200171>>560200265thanks for being so understanding but I'll pull through somehow... maybe wont play today though
>>560199450Don't tell me you wouldn't...
>>560200265maybe you are just corrupted. i never really leaned to the spamming kys meme or your attempt at self desperation which still wrong btw. You can banter but there should always be a limit. i am not even restraining myself. i just genuinely don't use those words by default and by habit because even if i am at my lowest i control myself.
>>560200725>i just genuinely don't use those words by default basado
I thought the matchmaking in league was awful. But if you play 7 matches of wild rift as a new player, you'll be facing diamonds, lose that match and play an 8th? There's MASTERS in the lobby.
>>560200328>the absolute state of laneoids
>investigate a breach of the masquerade>time to eat some nosferatu>my hunger cant be quelchedany champs for this feel?why are vampires in vampire vidya so cool and vladplayers so cringe?
>>560201756is vtmb 2 worth playing...
>>560201826>>560201826>>560201826EARLY!
top 10 juiced up league waifustop 10 juiced up league husbandos
>>560201804It seems really good so far, i have no clue why evereyone complained about it.Seems to be another episode of d&d fags crying over not everything being the same as it used to beAlso check my cute new wife
>>560200725wouldn't say it's corruption nor would it be self desperation, sometimes you just play bad and acknowledge that, it is what it is.
sony flying her way to page 10
>>560202361BRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP
its the "spot the support who got autofilled mid and plays nautilus for KDA game!"can you spot the support who got autofilled mid picks naut and hugs the tower to get aegis of valour?99% of players fail this simple challenge!
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>>560239449ahry sexo
