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Big Run tomorrow!
Why choose those pants over the other ones?
>>560158113Shows more woomy leg meat than the rest.
>>560158635Ah yes Resident Veemo such a fun game.
>troons and anti-ice fags being annoying again
>>560159331
>>560159331Good thing /ink/ members don’t care about posting garbage in the plaza’s of their location of choice.
>>560160646That's wrong cause I sometimes make drawing posts.
New map, who fish?
who else is going to play big run while listening to kpop?
It's 2026 and I still haven't had a dream of being assaulted by takozonesu!! This is unexplainable
>>560163585i could play for a bit
>>560163585I can
>>560163782>>560163679Open
Chargers are a troon class.
>>560167503because you keep getting dominated by them.
My reputation will never recover from this...
idgi, i got tilted something awful, sorry about that
After played 40 hours of Pokopia and playing thousands of hours across all the AC games, I can safetly say that Splatoon does not need apartments because that is not enough. It needs an entire spin off dedicated to comfy home building.
I need: lifesize woomy with squeezable floppers
>Crapleg/MincemeatUuuuuhhhhh... open? Won't blame you if you'd rather skip.
ggs
GGs! See you all at the war tomorrow.
>>560169589I'll play
>>560169951Open.
2/4, (You) if you want in.
>>560169672>>560169762GGs G, G and M (and O for a moment), sorry for the technical difficulties and for my sudden brain damage
>>560170617Who do I (You) if I want out?
>>560171215(You)r mom.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>560172721>using assets from the game on the websiteIt's like they want to get shut down.
>>560172721GGs that's me
>>560172721you didn't beat the game
>>560169762>>560169672>>560171112>Little Buddy with the Flouride StareGGs
GGs SH, sorry for subjecting you to a Hydra rotation.
>>560173550GGs
>>560172721>doesn't catch splatana usersbad
>>560175706you've had 4 years to adapt
>>560175930>cheating isn't cheating because it's allowedthat's like saying touching kids is okay because their parents are neglectful
>>560172721if only we had this when ballin was getting brostars account to top 10 in X rank
Interesting, so the game actually flags some behaviors internally. I wonder if anything ever gets done about it.I only had one replay code at hand right now, one of the players was flagged "HarassingIndividual (25%)". I'll have to rewatch it from his PoV. Also I was the only player with NS2 in that match so it could not perform any checks against me.Also wonder if this is patchable, and how long will it last if so.
which idol has the highest bodycount?
>>560183660marie
>>560183660Callie has killed millions...
>>560183660Marina seeing as she developed weapons for Octavio. Next would probably be Shiver or Frye since they're bandits.
Piece of shit frenshit is making fun of Mike Inel on his shitcorder seever
It's officially Marie Day, whatever you do, DON'T post MARIE it'll make Callie cucKolds SEETHE
Is Mike Inel drawing us?
Mike Inel please draw my woomy with bouncy fat tits
go away s*nda you already did enough damage to this place
>>560187450Hi Babt, didn't you suicide?
Mike Inel please draw my veemo using rainy's woomy as a living toilet
>>560187528go away sq*inty you autism enabler
I want you to draw my woomy be analvored by Frye, draw her say it's spicy inside
>>560187386>>560187810>>560188084seconded
No one find you funny
I find her funny
Cute & funny
If Mike Inel truly is here then we should keep our commissions Marie related since it's Mar13
Is there a drawfag requesting woomies?
>>560187117too late i already drew marie
>>560189038Your drawing skills are pitiful
>koldschizo still hasn't killed himself:(
>>560189216Why you would wish death upon Ballin
>>560188630I want to hold this woomy's floppers for her while she fires
>>560183579probably kicks those who are detected and then does nothing about those who hide behind insufficient data
Marie
Lame, ugly. Wish we'd go back to miiverse golden age
>>560183660they're all virgin and waiting for (You)
can someone draw my veemo sneakysnake nude while changing clothes from outfits they stole from other /ink/ers?
Fucking garbage mode and fucking useless weapon.
Imagine losing a match against 'sprays of all things kek
Stay fresh!
>>560187117
do we even want raiders
>>560183660Callie has the OCTO'd tattoo...>>560199784>flatter-than-canon MarieRare
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>560201459i have to do something important so i cannot play moregg
>>560203318What would be so important in your boring loner life
>>560187117>officiallyunofficially
>>560203318np man GGs
jesus christ
>>560203713My Nougats
>>560203713wow
>>560203713Feeding the poor
>>560204812THE JOKE IS SEXSO FREAKING FUNNY MAN
It's Fryeday
Anyways, here it is.
>>560205250pencil takes skill
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
>skill>splatoon 3hmm
>>560196879sauce
>>560207048https://x.com/sTMT_TMTk/status/2032352615053619657
Pearl × Marina oomfs, please don't kill yourself. This is not the end. We are going to make it through this.
>Friday the 13th>Marie dayCan someone draw Marie as Jason Vorhees?
>>560200023Temporary tattoo.
>>560204812When will you open comms back?
>>560208218>official nintendo illustration with lips that closeyurichads run this franchise.
n-n-n-n-n-nnice legs, daisy dukesmakes a man goyeb-by!that's the way they all come through like yeb-by yeb-by!
>>560200023rare because it's aislop
>>560217729why is her pinky finger so long
>>560199548Yes
who is ready to play big run while listening to kpop
I am legally obliged to draw Marie but I’m also legally obliged to pay my fineswhat do
>>560219865Draw Marie
>>560223203Cant argue with that logic
BIG RUN TONIGHT LADS READY UP THE HELICOPTER
Not patching out substrafing ten years ago was this game's biggest mistake.
>>560223897What's that
>>560208218Considering this is for White Day, this makes it look like the original Callie and Marina valentine's artwork was taken from Pearl and Marie's perspective and thus this newest piece is them reciprocating the gifts they got.If anything this piece supports two things: 1. Pearl X Marina is real and so is Callie X Marie.2. Marie and Pearl fill the men's role in both relationships.
>>560224540Don't worry about it :)
>>560224540Holding your sub button while going into swim form causes the player to have tighter turns by popping out faster with the sub in handIdk how to explain it in less clunky words
>>560224934Not my favorite corporation (surrogate friends) doing a proshipping...
Where did Mike Inel go?
>>560224934this means that splatoon raiders will also be a yuri game btw
Evens normal odds degenerate
>>560224934Cousincest wins, validated after 10 years
drew a marie
>>560226946Cute.
>>560226946cute granny
>>560224934I wish I was a Pearl with a qt Marina gf but I'm too tall and not a squid.
Is Mike Inel doing drawing commissions?
Woomy
Short open before I'm forced back to work?
you and me, baby beewe are not mammals, so let'swoomy like they woomy on discovery channel
>>560203713>look like they're kissing>in reality their heads are like 3 feet away because of the height difference and perspective shenanigans
>>560194130is somebody going to draw this already?teehee
>>560229532Is he still in the thread? Hi Mike
>>560237226>not "we ain't no mammals"
The special called Baller needs to come back for a Challenge Mode.
>>560238117Look at their feet.Also Pearl is not that much smaller than Marie.
>>560249538I can't. They're wearing shoes.
I don't see any commission request by Mike in the thread, what the fuck
i thought this was purple for 3 years
>>560251558It is purple
>>560251558Congrats you're colorblind.
>>560250202He did earlier but no one gave him requests so he deleted his post
>>560251558Let me guessYou think Frye's fingertips and toes are purple.
>>560252463That's gay
>>560252986He's working directly with Nogami to help with raiders designs. Mike is busy.
>>560253992Why is marina white?
>>560254132Fixed
>>560208218@grok add a saliva string between their lips
If I don't see a confirmation of raiders Frye having big boobs soon I'm gonna flip.Every single footage and art has her boobs being hidden so we can't see the actual size of them so some fan artists draw her flat.
anyone wanna play some open?
Stop renewing NSO
>>560257218no
>>560256726nevermind im going to take a nap
>>560183660Him. Did you know Manta Rays (along with all other cartilaginous fish) have TWO penises?
>>560262078>frye does it rawutsuwhore
>>560203713Marina on SUICIDE WATCH
>>560262235Sorry to break it to you but those are condoms in her hands and not floppers.
>>560262632oh
>>560262632>Implying she wouldn't lap every precious last drop up like she was dying of thirst in the desert anyways
Somewhere beyond the woom
My woomy teeheed again...
Think fast chucklenuts.
>>560262078wtf? i thought shiver loved me and me only? anons.....
>>560267978Anon, I'm sorry you found out this way but she's a fictional character.
fat woomy getting fit
>>560251558Reminds me of back when I was a kid and preferred the purple team in C&C:RA and my friends said I was blind saying it was blue. The team was purple (confirmed by Westwood Studios themselves when they still existed) and so is that capsule, it ain't blue
>>560268210Frye Buu?
>>560251558it is
Hosting a Big Run room on the hour.Host: SSInvites will be sent to pool, open to all. Will go for at least 2 King Salmon dethronings.
>>560268736why live, really
>>560269214Count me in
>>560269214Ok
>>560269060
No wonder nobody's joining rooms or playing, I forgot sneed run is even a thing still.
>>560269648It's okay Anon. You live in just the right point in time to have a convincing AI replica of Shiver to love within in your lifetimeDigital Consciousness can't come soon enough desu
can all big run rooms block the cucKold mormon so we can actually pass shifts?
>work was a very special kind of bitch today>all fires put out but now gotta take care of my irl stuff>won't get to play for another 5 or so hours>gonna miss big fish roomsfuck my squid life
>>560270241Okay Shaunberg
look it’s justugh likei’m not playing brhaha sorry!!
To war!
>>5602692142/4Starting.
>>560271218my woomy never came back quite the same
>>560271484Lemme in when you're done
>>560271670T minus 100 seconds
>>560271887Lesdewit
FAGGOT FREELANCER USE YOUR SPECIALS WE JUST CARRIED YOUT O GOLD FOR NOTHING DIEEEEEE
There should be a bonus for not using your specials.
>>560272963They should give me bonus anarchy points for not using subs.
You slam a fish and then run?
>>560270000cant argue with those quads, i look forward to the moment any of it can get to suspension of disbelief
>want to play splatoon>
>>560276176Why did Nogami do this?
Who else snowed in
GGs. Glad we ended on a positive victory.
>3 Gold Cephs>3 Gold Scales>3 Gold Scores>3 Kings KilledThis is the standard every st/ink/er worth their salt should be held to, GGGGs Midas Salmon
anyone wanna big run at rotation? or is everyone already done with it?
GGs G & S, picturesque fishing. Salmons and Tri never stood a chance.Until next time.
>>560279234I forgot it's March 13th.Happy Hag day to all you menopausal bitches, GGs agayn
salmon run tourists are truly dogshit and uncarryablehow long until they filter themselves down to profreshional
>failed wave 3>two teammates didn't even use specialsWhat a fun gamemode.
>>560280962Never unless you get full rooms(You)'ll carry them anyways
>>560280962Whenever the next shitboat or grounds rotation happens.
>>560280962we are playing in the other pool so we can be carried
br 2/4
>>560280962they will never filter themselves because the system is rigged to push you up with grind+20 for a win vs -20/-10/-0 for a failure means that even if you are such a fuckup you fail wave 1 half the time you only have to have 50% win rate, a normal player would have to go on such a massive loss streak to derank that he'll stop in frustration long before that and wait for an easy rotation
Should I buy a Switch 2
>>560282386Don't you want to play Pokopia?
>>560282386considering this franchise's future is on the switch 2, you're gonna do it eventually anyways.
>>560282386No way, jet turbine fans and framerate drops and sub-7 second loading times are so in right now
>>560282386Sam Altman and Jensen Huang are gonna make sure you pay double for your bing bing 1UP wahoo machine so might as well nab one now.
SH here, this lobby is afk for a little just letting you know
>>560282904>Sam Altman and Jensen Huang>Making folks pay double for a console that's not even a year oldChrist, the fucking AI collapse implosion can't come soon e-fucking-nough. Put those faggots in prison next to Shuntaro Furukawa.
>>560286439>Furukawaschizo from /v/take your meds
Oops, sorry about that one.
>>560286642Lah mao, fuck off, bud, he's enshittifying Nintendo.
GGSR!
GGs big runners
>>560287718stop being a schizo in so many threads.
it's octo aori btw
>>560288856*tako callie
Someone yell at me to draw and how disappointed they’ll be if I dont
>>560288817LOL whatever, faggot.>>560288856>Giving a shit about who I amNo fucks given, fuck a ravenous hyena, fagaloon.
>>560289971DRAW DAMN ITMARIEFAGS AROUND THE WORLD ARE COUNTING ON YOU
>>560289971Without drawfriends, the teehees of wooms and veems will fall silent...
>>560290475>>560290662YESSIRRR
It finally happened.
>>560292376congratulations, you're finally a real salmon runner.
>>560289971SQUIDDO YOU GOTTA DRAW SOMETHING
>>560292741ink zone
splatoon and by extension /ink/ has proven to me that if all else fails, i can (kinda) draw splatoonjfc i didnt think id finish before the hourback to comms
>>560290475>>560290662>>560292741ough also thanks for the kick in the throat i needed that
>shit match after shit match>notice today's date until after my anarchy session is overDamn it.
>>560295758Saturday the 14th?
>>560208218
Team past is this you?
someone humor me. report something in game and tell me what you reported
Is Mike drawing requests today?
Big Run anyone? I hope yesterday was a fluke, but if I play retarded again don't hesitate to leave
Did you know callie and marie are the only idols have have solo songs?
>>560300467wait what about Unconscience tho
>>560299796I am too bad at the game to play with stInkers, I am sorry
>>560300821Technically not solo because her mind is jacked
>>560298736I got tired of the ICE posts so I switched my splatfest region to grorious nipon, even if they're saying shit that's report worthy I can't read it.>>560300932I guess that DOES technically make it a duet, or maybe it's smollusc's solo since he's playing her, interesting way to think about it.
>>560301000report something and tell me what you reported
>>560301000You could report the A->Y->B posts.
weren't octos supposed to be the smart ones
>>560302116No that was just Octarian propaganda people mistook as factOctoes r dum
>>560302170Inklings were still using bamboozlers a generation ago when octorians were living in highly sophisticated kettles
>>560302817Just because octos are dum doesn't make inklings smartInklings can't even recognize that octos are a different species
