>Patch 7.45 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/2e8a10c44121af50ce86e1b605e10608e15f24d6>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• March 14, 6:00 PM EDT | Malboro, Crystal Goblet W13 P26 | Art Meet >>559269538• March 15, 9:00 PM EDT | Mateus, Lavender Beds W1P16 l Albacore Plap Circle >>560072016 • March 28th | 12:00 PM EST | Balmung, The Lavender Beds, Ward 8, Plot 2 | Transformers Day of Visibility (Bayformers 1-3 maybe 1-5)>Meetup Rulesno meetups on Materia until further noticeLast Thread: >>560286527
1st for plapping femlalas.
>>560301410I read that as "konnichiwagwan" and I had a minor seizure
Please post femezen feet in flip flops
>>560301490Don't mash the potato's...
>>560301490Keep your PWP away from my BWC!
If there is anything for you to know is that I do archive every little thing./xivg/ is not on the level of any real schizo general as it is mostly Discord/Twitter/Reddit refugees and not people from the site./vg/ is like TikTok more or less. Real schizo shit happens on hobby boards, not blog boards like this.
>>560301642Bone 'em, smash 'em, stick 'em with my tool (I couldn't find a good rhyme for stew...)
>>560301801May I crack?
>>560301801retard alert
>>560301801Extremely graceful shrine maiden built for recruiting for my expedition to Mount Rokkon but I get mind controlled and think I'm one of the ancient lords of the estate and she's a bratty concubine that needs re-education...
femezenhttps://files.catbox.moe/akh3qu.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/k1qarq.jpg
>>560301849>>560301854The lover and the hater
>static ultimateso much for a solo game
>>560301801ToT gyaru shrine miko uohh
>>560301849
>>560301849words I wish he would say to me...
I just got up to Labyrinth of the Ancients then apparently have like 16 quests before finally finishing Realm Reborn.I hope the expacs don't take as long as this, 50-60 any faster?
>>560301942No I can't say it now it'd sound ungenuine
>>560301907>fem>had dickThat's a malezen, faggot
It's funeral fridays, sadboys. Post someone who don't post anymore.
>>560301810>Real schizo shit happens on hobby boards, not blog boards like this.truke>>560302029trukegonna need a THAAD in here
Putting the EB ring into the glam dresser deletes the signature right?
>>560302036illusive moon
Did they say which patch they plan to do the armoire update?
>>560302036
>>560302036I could just post my entire friends listNone of them sign in anymore, much less post.
>>560302036I miss her so much its a real shame what happened
>>560301801/pet /pet /glub
>>560302105As soon as 7.5 goes love, if you're asking for the non-7.x dungeon gear then thats unknown, could be 7.5x or 8.x
>>560302132I'm alive bitch
>>560302203she owes me sex
>>560302126Built for mavaBVLL BBC
>>560301810>Real schizo shit happens on hobby boardsYeah this tracks with what I've seen. For all the complaints you could levy about /xivg/, it's usually just boring shitposting. >>560301994>I hope the expacs don't take as long as this, 50-60 any faster?Post-ARR is notoriously bad, when you get into the expansions the post patches tend to be well regarded.
Is there a lightweight dps plug in?Just want something in game to keep track of myself.I remember using act once, but that's like an entire separate program.
>>560301983what the hell is a bippy
Sometimes its like I can feel her presence
Doing this to moonies and sunnies daily until BLU gets updated
about to hop into some Bozja to push my RDM from 78 to 80, anyone wanna come along? crystal, aether, whatever, I can tank for us with breathtaker or heal, whatever works
>>560302383get new material I'm tired of this image
>>560302406Primal.
>>560302338ACT is kind of necessary unfortunately as far as I'm aware most of the plugins run off it and just translate ACT into a display in-game, and it's too well coded to have an adequate substitute since it's been around since time immemorial
>>560302203jorkin it for my trans agp queen akemi
>>560302459okay, hopping over, do you wanna do BSF or zadnor?
>>560302019there will hopefully be better times in the future...
My dogoonie wants to wish everyone a good night!
>>560302203qrd on that lalafell?
>>560302547Zadnor might have more people, I need to bump my DNC to 80 finally Where do you want to meet?
>>560302640I'm on excal but I'll just hop in zadnor and meet you there
>>560302678Gotcha, im next to the locksmith
>Page 3
>>560302447Fine, doing this to you
gee i wonder why the thread is so slo->vorefagging
>>560303035The worst general on /vg/ is dying...
>>560303202Correction, it's being digested
A femlala went one entire week without performing cock worship.This is how her organs shut down.
so the vorefag is a euro
>>560303262Quick worship my catboys bwc
>>560303035Surely people are out having fun. It's Friday night.It's starting to remind me of the late Endwalker patches. Things got reeeeaaaal slow.
>>560303345/petPretty silly egg.
>>560303262Sis, why are you neglecting your year of the horse duties?
DB got buckbroken last thread and people are waiting for him to spam gore and make a public lolcow of himself
>>560303284As if I didn't hate european posters enough
>>560303252No...no more of this...
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>560303162why do you weird fetish fags try to shove shit people don't want to see in other people's faces?
Gweub
Morning.
>>560302565goodnight!
>>560303702good night
>>560303673spoiler that shit man
>>560302254>Post-ARR is notoriously badYes these patches are taking like 16+ hours and give no XP i look forward to quests giving experience once again
>>560303735
>>560303592Don't worry, I'll permavore him and keep this thread safe
>>560303592:)>>560303818HUH?!
thread's kinda dead . . .
So why do we hate Kong again?
My femra? Like this.
>>560303853Because he won't bottom
>>560303847sorry...
>>560303884Need to pound this respectable lady
>>560303884I jerk off to the one with your cock out Val, I need to breed you and make you mine.
>>560303358Something something synchronicity. >>560303747Just bear with it, what you're enduring now is the groundwork for the later expansions' story and you'll be rewarded for having paid attention instead of doing a story skip.
>>560303942your catboy looks girly
>>560301801I recognize this twirl
>>560304009well yeah it's played by a trans woman
>>560301410Please add this to the next OP.• March 29, 3:00 PM EST | Crystal, Coeurl, The Ruby Sea (21.7, 9.9) | Deep Dungeon Race Meet >>560280480
>>560303840You're going to a new forever home (my femra's waistline)
>>560304141Eh, it could be worse, sure. You seem thin skinned enough where I can get wifi.
>>560303884*clique approved gas up reply*
>>560304009Yeah, that's how I like him. Twinkish. Not so girly he's a femboy though, I like him still being a guy.
>>560304196OOOOOOO VALS GASSY GUTS
I'm watching Jean
I'm watching Phil
I'm watching Josh
>>560303884Val can you post the fuckable tiger?
>>560304190My femra is going to break down crying if you call her a fat fuck for blocking your reception with her pudgy belly
>>560303884you haven't played the game in months, why are you here?
Au Ra3/14>>560304324I'm sorry!
>>560304212Built for Budugas
>>560304339Was bored and we didn't had a CONTENTWATCH in a while. Damn you are right, didn't even do the Little girl's day event.
My femlala is like this
>>560304469Schitzo
>>560304469she's so real for that
>>560304354careful Burger King...the giant malera and giant femra couple are going to kidnap you and keep you as their little rapepet
>>560304562no she's not
>>560303840clench them teeth boy
>>560304469nta but I told val to do the event, he said the rewards were bad..
>>560304723but the emotes...imagine the funny animations mods from them
speeding through normal panda raids for first time. skipping cutscenes. come help? crystal pf marked as trial roul. pw8888.
gn
The shirts from the event suck they're just reskins of an existing shirt
>>560304786gnight to my favorite wine drinking partner
>>560304809They did but we got 6 emotes out of it
>>560304883>recolouring the same emote means 6 emoteslol
>>560304809And that's fine too.
>>560301801wow so cute! wanna hang out
>>560304971>No toughs head empty
my femlala is like this
>>560305050why is your femlala wearing childrens clothes??
>>560305006i frogged out
>>560305098kyoppi is a pedo
Theres something deeply comedic about them announcing this last fanfest with an image of BLU.
>>560304872thanks for the update
What's the quickest way to get 5 levels as a tank?
>>560305098the clothes are cute
>>560304872I wish you hadn't mentioned you plapped a xivger. Now i have to wonder if it was me.
She's so pretty.
>>560304469Why don't niggas like this just play on a trial?
>>560305265Was including a child's underwear in the image truly necessary?
>>560305398nta but if I could downgrade myself back to a trial account I would.
>>560305437what's this performative public diary shit
>>560304769he doesn't listen to me..
>>560305347Agreed
>>560305437Of what year? If you don't mind me asking. Would put my mind to rest.
>>560304324I don't have the energy to architect post in reaction to this can you pretend I said something funny?
I have never seen a modbeast elezen
>>560304024
>>560304872the vast majority of these look worse than vanilla
>>560305437I think I'm content being a mostly vanilla fiera, damn.
my lalaboy wan cuddle..
>>560305572I have. Almost always obese milfbaiting or just complete arcane bullshit with glowing tats and jewelry.
>>560305474I keep note of when important things happen.>>560305502This year of course. I doubt I'd be your type, and not to mention, I am hyper selective with people to ERP with, especially from the threads.
>>560304601Vivian..
>>560305643why are you using the thread for it?
We Need To Talk
>>560305643>This year of course.Ah ok. Then it couldn't possibly be me. Thank you.
>>560305774Using it as a medium.
>>560305425you're being really toxic right now and I think you should calm down
>>560305791what about arthars
>>560305791speak
>>560305796why?
My moona? Just won a magic game
>>560305791i hate that i can hear his awful accent in every image
Post your character in these digs and post the results.
>>560305937my lalaboy is wondering who the herman goering lala is with the scepter.
>>560305880For attention, like you're giving him now.
>>560305631>wanDog Lalaboy...
>>560305880>the intervening substance through which sensory impressions are conveyed or physical forces are transmitted.Electricity and water. I mostly use the threads for communication in and outside of it.
>>560305956No! That is NOT Solid Snake!
>>560304024Can I have the left one for 30 minutes?
>>560305997allistair batz certified fat nigga and ftm tranny
My femra cannot sleep and that makes me sad
>>560306000Juan Cuddle is his in game name
>>560305956i cant read chinese bro
>>560301504https://d.uguu.se/CRPmSGQe.mp4gm
Elezen, highlander, hrothgar, lalafell, midlander.3/14.Should be all for now. Mostly looking for male modbeasts.
>>560303680not them but i have some uncouth fetishes and i dont do this. as far as ive seen its just footfags and vorefags
>>560306078I Juant to cuddle that lalaboy...
>>560306086Google translate the image
>>560305937When the fuck did jeanoonie get a Stand?
>>560305956Heiko is chinese?
>>560306148im good
>>560306173Chinko Harrock
>>560303884Val isn't even /xivg/ he came from frencord. Nobody in frencord is from /xivg/ it's all industry plants.
>>560306092YAY OUR TRANNY QUEEN IS AWAKE!!!!!!
>>560304354this cringe imvu type of shit get you permabanned
>>560305619NTA but agreed, and most of those are the type to have extremely attractive (if generic) vanilla appearances with fetishwear glams. And then the bar completes and you get an IMVU beast that looks like she went through the Chocolate Factory (and of course the thigh-highs from the vanilla glam are gone).
You think just because it’s late I’m not gonna correct you for trying to shit talk Lord Heiko? Think again. Respect your betters, thread peasant.
>>560306251sorry the q-word is reserved for other cryptids
>>560306247What if I came to frencord from xivg
There goes the deletion limit. >>560305793/bowWhy of course, unless you approached any odd party finders alone.
>attempting to obfuscate archive data by deleting his own posts and intermittently namefagging
>>560306301then you're mentally ill and need help because frencord is a shithole
>>560306291Genuinely would like to know who’s behind these Lord Heiko posts.
Xth for sniffing Zepla's gaming chair.
>>560306398I explained to you what medium meant and here you are, inserting your own headcanon.
>>560306168heres my other stand, Crocodile Rock
>>560306398stop replying to him
>>560306464awooooga not the only thing "stand"ing now
whos the guy making these lists/captains logs anyways
>>560306453Love this catboy like you wouldn't believe.
>>560306471I didn't
I wish I had a cool story to tell you guys of what I did today but I didn't do shi
>>560306471He wasn't even replying to me, use your eyes.>>560306529/pet/smile
>>560306471No, I don't think I will.>>560306453Letting this catboy plap me.
>>560302581She has a binder full of bootleg movies on CDs
>>560306525>>560306416Kong is the answer to both of these.
glad DB turned his rep around
>>560306525KONG MARINES OOOORAH
Someone needs to come and cuddle my femra right now before I start crying
check out my fiddie feet
>>560306551God this catboy has such kissable lips
my other than honorable discharge kongmarine lalaboy
>>560306634where?
My femra's readyTo be A silly billy today
just posed a + with a +
>>560306645need them around my maliddies massive 3 incher
>>560306624LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>560306686based
>>560306645let me meena kiss
>>560306675cover yourself lizard
my moonie is letting db hit it from the front with tha lights on :3
>>560306040hi tatsj me im currentl fjighting the lion please be patient and ill get bac tyo ou
>>560306746I don't like moonies.
>>560306675Um obi your obits are showing
>>560306525Dick Butt
>>560306551let my malera hit
>>560306772waa! i will fantasia to femlala and cut my dick off for you :3
me moonie thinks db is cringe & annoying
>see people who never party together but sometimes appear in the same queues>one of them runs up to the group and starts spamming emotes at the othersoh my GOD why does literally everything have to be a chance to be a parasocial loser who mindmelts over other peoplecan't you retards just play the game
>>560306743>>560306789It's important for morale
can yall stop schitzoing wookie? thank
>>560306645I prefer fiddie cheeks.
Kong did nothing wrong and it's one guy hateposting
Glubbyon
>>560306675you again
>>560306753Oh sure okay that give me time to get some condoms
>>560306873is it me?
>>560306906plzzz i will do anything for db-sama i need to be schizoed plzz whats ur favorite race ill become it
>>560306869can my moonie be real with your moonie for a moment?
>>560306873This post is shades of green
>>560306873nigga you sound like the parasocial one
>>560306873>emoting at people you see in-game regularly is parasocial
Kazutora Hagane, AKA "the age player"
>>560306934Always me, dancing among crimson
>>560306098Ever snap the ebins you wanted?
>>560307094We schizoing random players now?
>>560306873what should I do to make you feel more comfortable
IMPORTANT POALhttps://poal.me/exevujhttps://poal.me/exevujhttps://poal.me/exevuj
>>560307060no but being unable to stop oneself from going OHMYGOD i've seen you in queues!!!1 emote emote emote emote, as if the rapture will whisk you away if you don't suck up to one meaningless rando by tomorrow morning, is parasocial as fuck
>soggynylons still trying to make himself feel in control 4 months later
I dodged a bullet but blacklisted and got away, nice try gup..nyot!
>>560307230he had to wait for Riallant to go to bed
>>560302036I knew one of them. He used to shitpost, showed me EW memes
so are people duoing cc or anything fun
>>560306946those are for the boss monsters that you're going to beat up with me in OC, right? can you get on gilgamesh? I'll be by the harbor if you wanna OC, I have to hurry with this leveling before FT tomorrow
>>560306930go to bed lizard
the pose is done after 7 crashes i hate fuckin ktisis
>>560307217i would love to plap dokkan battle
>>560307221this nigga got ignored by the CC clique and is still melting
>>560307263uh which one of those 3 did you know because they're all sad in different ways
>>560307274Soon but not right yet
>>560307303Only if I can pull the last INT LR Cell dupe I need
>>560307298if its porn i dont give a fuck
>>560307303same
>>560307298smoooooch
>>560307273No they're for me to use on you
>>560307298why are you telling us? give it to shara.
>>560307298If its porn I give a fuck
>>560307298why are you fucking kttisis
>>560307298>ktisisi told you to use brio freecam and you ignored. this is on you.
>>560307298Can you do a pic like attached with members of your static?I've been sitting on this idea while I was progging
>>560307390This isn’t gonna make Rekka love you, Ebi.
>>560307390I dare you to get to my lalaboys eye level.
>>560307357lamesauce, my shell is so radiant that you'd turn to ash on the first touch anyways
i ama gay hrothgar
my catboy is
I've been in love with shan for years....
>>560307510I have sunscreen
>>560307515>gay hrothgarThat's redundant
>>560307138I want to snap H'ana's male characters really bad. Other than that, eh, no one else I care about.>>560306967Females.S: Seeker of the SunA: Keeper of the Moon, Wildwood, Xaela, Dunesfolk, VeenaB: Raen, Rava, Midlander, Duskwight, Plainsfolk, The Lost, SeawolfC: Helions, Highlander, Hellsguard
Femezen in stirrup stockings
>>560307553oh, well by all means..>>560307549THATS MY NAME
Where the hell has ivy been
organic
I've been in like with shan for about 10 months...
>>560307614summoning the hidden king
ahahahahaah I didn't know that me doting bro made people so mad
>>560307683okay saran
stop crafting
>>560307614still here because there's dogshit grok ai images in this very thread
>>560307692Hell yeah she has
immovable object (female roegadyn) vs unstoppable force (male lowlander)thoughts?
>>560306251konichiwagwan
>>560307710>>560307683is that really my darling? is that really my dearest? sorry condom guy, you're going to have to take five..>>560307783LMAO
>>560307807my cock for your tight little trans bussy
Any T.M Revolution Middles ITT?
>>560307807this dog has been kicked from the static
thank u very much for the dance partner in zadnor primal anon, good luck on ur lootboxes and leveling!
>>560307814My bad I'm not a femra
This is a schizo post about DB. I hate him.
>>560307924Still don't know what improvision does, but GL on leveling
I bet most roes sound like mr x stomping around when they walk
>>560307975it's meant to be an aoe heal for downtime when the party is getting slammed by aoe damage, it's pretty niche
>>560307975Not a lot, but it's a useful 5% EHP mitigation if you insta-cancel it
niggas will party up for hours then say goodbye to each other here so you know they were playing the game together
>>560307950not my mostest dearestest... okay condom guy you can come back...
>>560308062go to bed haha xx
Merchant's Tale (Normal) - Crystal - PW: 1111 - WF 2/4
>>560308062this shit and things like it areso performative that i can't help but laugh when i see it
>>560302036I miss her bwos.
this general just keeps getting worse
>>560307768Is it an attractant?
>>560308195thank you anon for addressing the problem you have made the general better
>>560308195i dont think thats possible
>>560307370cause ur my frens and i love u :)>>560307332>>560307395its porn. me first goon>>560307403im already so used to ktisis i could never change>>560307398cause dey kinda cute dough>>560307456after the auction poses sure>>560307351*rubs ur shoulders*
heres my "really nigga" reactionfeel free to save it
>>560308195is it because i was about to post my femra
>>560308195>yes grandpa, you were very brave in world war two.. yes grandpa, thank you for saving us from the japs... yes grandpa, us kids *do* have it too easy these days...
>>560308195not even sure why i still browse this shithole
>>560308250Anal pose coming soonTM
>>560303592he just waits until Maemi wakes up and is willing to debase himself for a crumb of attention because DB is dark and mysterious
>>560302036i'm ashamed to say i had her on my friends list once but she fanta'd and that basically means she killed herself and now i can't talk to her anymore
>>560308062>>560308151you can't send tells cross-instance or cross-DCs you doofuses
>>560308195no good posters remain
>>560308195This general was never good.
>>560308250Mind if i sit in ur lap
>>560308379party chat works
>>560308195well yeah preebitz hangs out here
>>560308459I wanted to go sell all my fragments so I hopped back to my home DCanon, this is really ridiculous
>>560308195refer to the chart
>>560302036still no idea who this is or if this was someone's golem
>>560308550we are literally at the end of an expac though
>>560308550Sorry that was an fflogs scaled chart, the actual 1-100% scaling is here
>>560308634She's still around she just doesn't post very often
>>560308152can you spoonfeed me what hair that is?
>>560308634she's locked up in an uzbek prison for arms smuggling:( ten year sentence....
>finally sneak my way into balmung as a tourist>queue up for duties>absolutely dead>so dead that basically any other is more activechrist
Is it okay for me to go to meetups if I'm a disgraced ebin from years gone by?
>>560308801people just goon here dude
>>560307263Please let that be who I think it is...
>>560308901lol
>>560308634Literally who? (Endearingly)
>>560308801its like 9am on a Saturday (all Balmungers are EU transplants)
>>560308901Why does DB take so much pride in this? He had nothing to do with it.
>>560309042DB is Mithia
>>560309013okay and?
>>560302132an I get Akemi's mcdf so I can fape her with my bbc-coded lalaboy?
>>560309227You should ask Akemi
>>560309251She ignores me...
>>560309298Why are you asking me though I don't have it
>>560309329Please...
I've never talked to Shara but he's ruined my life
The Lion rapes the sunnie when it barks.
post femroes
>>560309329gotta shoot my shot homie frfr
>>560309371nice fucking image for ants retard
I kind of want to fanta off of femhroth so that I can make my WoL cuter, but I also really like femhroth because she looks cool and I really do like the tomboy aesthetic. What do
>>560309432the count of his enemies are as plentiful as sands on the beach
>>560308634probably some ebin's golem. colors look like vomit, which is the first giveaway a gooner....
>>560305572My femezen is the 1%
>>560309531if every room you step in smells like shit check your shoes
>>560309568The gloss on those lips DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN GURRRRRRRL
>>560309568does she like males?
Bros, I just saw bigfoot in uldah
>>560305572magness femezen form
>>560309387Why?
>>560309568slide city, slide city
>>560307924cute couple
Tangtang eb for my lalaboy
>>560309568Hello Magness
Why are we so dead?Someone post something sexy
>>560310314if magness looked that good, niggas here would forgive everything he's ever done
dead general o algo
>>560309848Plapped his threadcrush presumably
We should have S9 be the afk spot
Can anyone teach me how 2 draw cum?
>>560310437Oh
>>560310459if you really believed that you would state why it's a good idea
stinky unshaven moonies or clean well-perfumed sunnies
>>560306675gonna impregnate this with my futazen...>>560308634I wish this fish lewded
>>560310484kinda yeah but what are you wanting, a few pics tutorial, streaming photoshop and vc lecture, what?
>>560309705>>560310285>>560310394>>560310431>>560310459>>560310484>>560310531how many of you are actually subbed?
>>560310626I am
>>560310626I'm idling outside my house right nowI can no longer unsub.
>>560301410what EU world should I join? Shit's extremely dead at this hour
>>560310667the third world
>>560310626
>>560310667Lich, Light.>>560310691He said EU not NA
>>560310667why not world visit materia if you can handle the ping?
>>560310564What the femra!!?
Vamp Fatale is draining me of my aether oh no.
>>560310626me subbed right now in s9 right now
>>560310848giwtwm
>>560310895what world dummy
>>560310724>>560310749Got an FC there? I'm scared of losing my fren group
>>560310948Well there is the light cwls and also the secret clique
>>560310515The apartments have a living room for vidya there's plenty of benches to sit and stuffwe can look at the arcadion members sometimesIts like splatoon near the arcadion Yeah! my post
>>560310581Idk im trying to cum edit the final picture of this set and I dont know how to make it look like its pooling in her mouth.
Soon...
>>560311007ok what world?
>>560311147Leviathan, Primal.
>>560310425that's literally the generic modbeast shit magness puts on his elezen
>>560311171Aaand you fumbled it...
>>560310626I'm subbed and still want Tangtang
>>560311112i hope you're using my manderville script that runs porta decumana and automatically hands in for the arcanites :)
>>560309848he steals every single person I care about from mehe's not satisfied with just one, if I care about someone he hasn't sunk his hooks in yet he'll take them from me too
>>560311278No i'm just passively accumulating poetics without putting much thought or effort into it while also not being brown.
>>560310749what world should I choose?
>>560311342Lich
>>560311237Just considering the spot, if you were interested up until that point, chill on another world
>>560311185you have never seen magness
>>560311103post it and I'll do it for you
>>560311386Sis, it's fine no need to get defensive
what role do i role queue as in quick play
I think im gonna blacklist all the euros that show up to the next materia meet
>>560311421the GAM who ruined huj
>>560311465okay
>>560311490Performative pearl clutching is so weird bro
>>560311421what that mouth do
>>560311379there's no lich at Materia nigga
>>560311440Tch I can't believe you!!!
my femra? has got that shit on
>>560311462role in need
>>560311462dps
