>>560222401>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>autotable konbi tourneyhttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/RzycZKd6hxmL7bn>sheethttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_4F5WpYcZfvPP7s
>>560285674Lucky Lotto Tourney starting in about 12 and a half hours.
>not sucky
>>560324641>looto
>>560324514Reverse Jap Valentine's day basically
>>560324886Who the hell is Jap Valentine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4xgNgY0SzM
>>560324886bravo ol cakes bravo
>>560324818>rooto
>>560324991how come these seamonkes have womanses in their league but we the strongest community in the west dont?
>>560324991p*n*sd*kku
>>560325247the hell, why are euroids participating?
>>560325247
>>560325247this is why /mjg/ is so deadeurokeks are two timing us with some shitty indog league
Is Tohsaka Rin a cuck codec jyanshi?Please answer i need to know if i to see if i bond her or not
>>560325547yes
>>560325547No
>>560324641Why not now? It’s the weekend
>>560325645it's in 10 hours
>>560322204GG, thanks for the game!
>>560325645I was at work.
I'm working 12 days straight this week
That will be 32000 from everyone bozo
>>560326883old men are strong...only akochan could ever hope to defeat them
>>560327068Is that a...
>>560327068>because idoru called the kan
>>560327117Double yakuman, yes
>>560327068Enjoy your vacation.
MFG doko
No telly today too? Did (((they))) get to him?
>>560327068why would you kan here
>>560327817he went to get his scheduled booster
>>560327817anon will be missed
HONORS ARE PL-
>>560330301deserved
>>560330301this should've been a daisangen instead
>>560330301>tournament matchgg go next
>>560330706It's not a majsoul tournament. Every points count here.
>>560330880>It's not a majsoul tournamentIt's a majsoul screenshot. You're telling me you edited a majsoul log for a screenshot?
I miss them
Bros i forgor to bind my yostar account , is there any way to recover it???
>>560332637Who is they/them
>>560333334yeah, you can create an account now
>>560333417The emotes you dip
H-
Every time I see a Kuro emote I jerk off intensely
>>560333669
>Nice chinitsu tenpai, Stayvun. What's your wait?>I don't know.
>making another man jerk offfag
>>560333506Nvm dumbro i managed to recover it, you can still bind it ,there was a recovery page linked on their twitter
>>560314708>IMG_4764>>560334080>IMG_4768
>>560334930meds
>>560335046Ay wite boi lemme pon yo 1p real quick
>>560335236
>>560334930I delete my images from my phone and then redownload them when i want to spam more. /vg/ is my toilet
My detective script still works after the account binding update
>>560335416Why don’t you save them to your Files app
>>560335508why wouldn't it
>>560335625thought it might how it checks account credentials when accessing replays
Is it possible to reroll in RC
>message about white day in my profile>that post in the previous threadi seethanks
>>560337570乙
Autotable konbi uchi tournament match 1, Team KILL VRG VS Puppet TeamStream chat https://cytube.implying.fun/c/sanninmaajanStarting at around 16:40 UTC
Push?This may or may not be a cope postShhhh you saw nothing
>>560337953>pushing against oya riichi for some paltry pointsno
>>560337953of course?
>>560338112same answer as beforeno, i wouldn't
>>560338112I'd change the tileset
>>560338112wouldn't risk it, type of push that gets 4ths
>>560337404Short answer, no.The Newcomer tutorial rewards give you 3xtickets for reaching 1 dan so they're an option but not instant.The Kanna skin bonuses and tickets require several days of logins and shit so you can't reroll that way.The collab shop has 4x tickets (which is more than previous collabs, wew) for 800 event currency which is probably going to take like 10 hanchans. So no immediate access.If you can figure out a way to collect a pile of gifts for the weekly shop ticket, you could reroll that way but you're probably not getting that without playing some ranked games, and doing dailies for a couple days. I guess you could burn coppers on spamming the mini tournaments and buy gifts from the Star Medal shop but that takes fucking forever and you'll probably run out of coppers on a new account.
>>560338120pushing with genbutsu?
>>560338112Yes, discard 8m
no kurumiwoulda been frank's greatest worry if i could get a scrap but nopefuck you nigger>>560338279already uninstalled
>>560338330greatest warrior*whatever
>>560337498You’re welcome anon
>>560338112>mostly pinzu drops, one 3m drop at the end>have to push 5m or 8mI wouldn't bother. Can't even mawashi this. Hard fold.
>>560338238>>560338253>>560338259>>560338329>>560338513Bots were split, I didn't like how little I could see of upper manzu and bailed out, I see that 5p is slightly safer but panicked in the momentDog drew 6s and dealt in, would have gotten double ronned and got third even sooner
Majsoul Friends Room 88264(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88264Today it's my birthday. (You) are obliged to join.
>>560338586Happy birthday anon
>>560338586ハピバ anon!
>>560337879cynthia-7.png
>started
party cancelled
>>560338586h-habby birthday anonaiharamai-8.png
>>560338586That was the fastest birthday party ever, congrats!
is this the most ESL member on /mjg/
what did he mean by this
PKA 795 W/ King Trout: The Drinking Episode
>>560337879oh boy another 10 hour autotable single hanchan sesh in the making
Majsoul Friends Room 62127(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62127After party. Local yaku enable.
>not a single anon follows TO's retarded manners rulesBased
>>5603402213/4
>>560340221Full!
24/7 Relaxing Rabbit Live Cam Sleep • Study • Relax|うさぎ日和24時間配信cynthia-7.png
I'm watching ossan. Didn't know even Throne has ragequitters
>>560341705celestials barely lose any points for 4th, it's almost impossible for them to derank
>>560342035Then how did our celestial derank
>>560342035you
>>560342179fraud
>>560342242>saint 3: lose 2.04x as much for last as first>celestial: lose 1.00x as much for last as firstwhere's the lie?
>>560342660celestial cannot farm m1 shitters in jade room
>>560342849there is simply no way that throne is so hard that a good player would get last place more than twice as often as jade
>>560343046You'd think so considering that saints never ever play there.
Celestials are tough boys
>>560340221gg
i could beat up a celestial
>>560343362is that....a motherfucking LEAGUE GO reference?????!!!!
>>560340221thanks for joining. I only want to do one match.
>>560340221menzen uumensai really should be worth moregg, merry birthday anon
>>560342849They farm S1 shitters instead
>>560343602Happy birthday anon!
Did someone say League GO?
>>560343046our famous f2p saint who only plays in throne has looped s1 like 10 times already
>>560344046that's because he's a saintcelestials have an easier uma distribution than him, they should NEVER derank
>>560343854nya2SOVL
Datechan is so cute
Back off Date is married to me
>>5603446796s
>>560343602happy birthday fellow cat enjoyer
Nobody posted this because this thread hates mahjong. It just happened too.>Futoshi cuts the haku>ASAPIN calls it>But instead of revealing his haku pair he reveals his pair of 5s>Cuts to the commentary room with one of the commentators saying "何てこった" while covering his face >After the game ASAPIN made a few statements on X about the incident https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2032679735843762467
>>560346875This might be the last straw before he hangs himselfLost the wife, lost the kid, now losing mahjong
>>560347012He has split custody of the kid
>>560346875Asapin...
>>560346875So it happened again.
blunderPIN
ASAPIN is really the ultimate Steve main isn't he?
This is why I stay menzen
None of this would have happened if he didn't abandon the combat maid
>>560346875only mahjong is autistic enough to give a fuck about this
>>560347634Jap game, of course they're autistic about this shit.
>madoka will never wear your oversized hoodý
>>560347634just break the flow of the wall bro and show different tiles to fuck with people broare you stupid?in the showa era they would break your fingers for doing this shit
>>560347735why is koito so fucking wide
>>560348019one mistake in one hand. who careshaving to grovel for forgiveness for one mistake is just autistic
I care.
>mahjongwho fucking cares
i cares
>>560348497This kind of sloppy attitude is why the west has fallen
there has been 1 good league team in historyyeah you know who i'm talking bout
>>560349261some of the non baggie teams were good too kujouriu-7.png
>>560349261We still have it
>>560349520wdym too?
>>560346875Does anyone here actually keep up with Saikouiisen and so on? I occasionally put it on in the background cynthia-7.png
>>560335236seeeex grim aloe seeeexx
>>560349261nya2k mentioned
>>560347260You either have the kid or you don't, you can't have only half.
>>560349920Okay Kri "kringe" Steve
>>560349261the winning team
>>560349868i watch the pin and i'll probably watch hinata now that she's in A1
>>560349868I would have watched this today but I think it was members only on youtube.
Someone post the infamous Steve sanshoku clip
>>560349903correct
>>560350156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bExr8Y66kB4&t=6098s
>>560350156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bExr8Y66kB4&t=6069s
ASAPIN's chombo may be embarrassing but he will never reach the level of embarrassment that our average Steve mains go through
>all the stevetards crawling out of the woodwork
>Solar Opposites
I come bearing the gift of knowledge >>>/vt/110240437
>>560350891return to sender
no one asked spasmo
>>560349903he didn't say teams who were caught cheating though
I asked
I think that Steve saw the sandshaker and dropped 9 as a strategic move. All warfare is based on deception.
>tourney players are literally falling asleep
>>560351197chun
>>560350591>she doesn't know
>>560351197m leaguers are contractually obliged to take the least entertaining, satisfying, and soulful move, so it's 3m
>>560351197chun. this is tanyao
>>5603511977m
>>560350891>late April>no signup sheetIs it just an open lobby?
>>560351304>>560351318>>560351373>>560351443>>560351513
>>560351684BookGOD...
>>560351684>6mbut the suji toitsu
>>5603511976m
>>560351684I don't get it. Why would you drop any of the pairs in this chiitoi 1-shanten? Even if you're not going for chiitoi it'd be toitoi.Is it because of some "muh sticky iishanten ukeire" or whatever? I would've dropped 67m probably, and keep 6s for a shitty suji trap that nobody would fall for. I guess 7p could make sense even if you're going for toitoi because there's only 1 left so you have a low chance of ever getting to pon/ron it.
>>560352132being able to call makes the hand way faster
I like it slow like your mom
>>560352132Chiitoi iishanten with middle tanki tiles isn’t a true iishanten since you’ll have to dama once tenpai for a good wait
>>560351684Why does no one want to discard 3m for potential chiitoi
>>560352506Because this is only a chiitoi hand when you mawashi, you're probably wanting to call the last chun for toitoi chun dora 2
chiitoi is the ultimate midwit yaku.
I thought it was important for all of you to know that jinno is probably going to derank next stream
I don't know who that is
>>560352831Don't encourage him
Tarou would have forced chiitoin and won
>>560352259I get that, hence my saying you could go for toitoi. So why drop any of the pairs? Hell, why drop the chun? I'm surprised most of the anons said chun in the first place. Sure it won't get you 1st place but chun dora 3 is a mangan and gets you close. Don't even need toitoi. Are chun droppers thinking of going menzen? It's not like tanyao dora 3 is going to be more value either.>>560352503Surely 6s would work for this bakyou :^)
>>560353086toitoi is not a fast hand. you drop chun for tanyao with two ryanmens
>>560353178lmao adeptkun
>>560353086>why drop the chunhaneman chiitoi, keeps uke for iipeikou and when you inevitably get fucked tanyao dora 3.
kino...
>>560353178it is fast and kannable, making the shape one of the most dangerous and unpredictablechiitoi is for posers and midwits
He's literally fucking me after my league matches https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2032765418893709738Make a mistake, deal in, mentally fold, get fourth, meltdown
>>560353289saint btw but sure
>>560353456>saint 1literally the prime example of a midwit, exactly the symptoms described.
>He's literally fucking me after my league matchesCan I watch??
toitoi fucking sucks and is obvious
>>560353706oh yeah? guess my wait nigger
seems my chiitoi comment from the other day hit the mark with how much seething and projection it causes from midwits, even now
>>560353418this is supposed to be the strongest mahjong player in historywhat fucking happened
>>560353783That wait on toitoi would be a hell wait 7p, hell wait chun, or waiting on a dora that will never be cut
>>560353563Shame I'm not that eitheryou can keep trying though, got a 50/50 chance now
chun toitoi sanankou doransanbaiman
>>560353894i don't see the problem here>b-b-but the count and d-d-dorashut the fuck up, less than 8 tiles is not enough for your sorry ass huh? or maybe 12, just to be sure as a saint myself
>>560337879Games are still going by the wayWe've just entered East 2
>>560351684>all the spergs screaming about muh chiitoitoi when this hand is likely becoming a normal hand on 69p47s draws and the chiitoi iishanten is just a bonusA wizard would see it.
>>560354468Explain your discard for maintaining normal hand and chiitoi iishanten
Why can't we discuss mahjong without being rude and calling each other names?
>>560354683Boys will be boys
>>560346981Total miko victory!!
>>560354683Proper civilized discussion is for discord troons
>>560354683HeyFuck you
>>560354606>normal hand and chiitoi iishantenYou don't. Tsuchida said it himself, you need to pick between chiitoi and normal hand by the fifth discard. Just go for a normal hand.
>>560354606Nothing takes normal hand iishanten, are you blind? I said take chiitoi iishanten while being capable of building towards a normal hand, which is obviously the idea behind 6m.
>>560354443Bravo autokekkers
>>560355186reading comprehension bros...
>>560356382Indeed, you need to go back to school to work on it.
thank god I did not sign up for this
I keep checking in and out of the stream and every time it's east 4. Is it a bug or a timeloop
>>560356965game 2 just ended
>the strongest team (best cheaters) is set to fight the strongest team (one guy on 2 seats)
>>560353865No one can main Steve without losing something in the process.
Big Arch
>>560354836Discord troons are actually way more feral than us, and their ways to aggress people are even slimier, all that without even accounting for the tribalism and factions and the ego that comes with unironically thinking "I have a reputation to uphold".
>big tech is firing people to buy more hardwareLmao, let's see if this pays off.
I'm only mean to you because I care, you know that right?
there's nothing to discuss about mahjong thoughbeit
>>560361106top 10 thigns a woman has never said to me
>>560337879gg
>>560359398how was it
>>560337879Congratulations to the Puppet Team! The stream ran for about four hours. The format has been changed to only tonpuusen.
>>560361163>thoughtbeitbrown underage and low IQ, you are incapable of discussion lol
The age of the tonpuu tourney is officially upon us.
more like tonpoo
>>560362384it was pretty nice. felt like a premium big mac both in taste and size
>>560362647...said the troonma enjoyer...
Okay I installed Linux now what
>>560364038wait for Meta's age verification and ID scan to be added
>>560364132I will be the famous Sumi
>>560364038You run the command wsl --install Windows 7
>>560364038how?
>>560364038you post a scrot screenshot of course
Kore de yosh...!
>>560364389I used my exceptionally high IQ to follow this guide. GNOME btw.https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Installation_guide
>gnomeYou're a retard, Yagi-san.
>>560364132Hmmmmmmmmmmm, nyo
>>560364650Yuzu mentioned!
>>560364650>GNOMEbasedinstall arcmenu and dash to panel if you don't like the menu UI
>>560364650btop looks coolkde btw
>>560364808Use case for anything different?
>>560364972hi bwin
>>560365039hi
doko
>>560364808An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity, a physicist tries to make it simple, for an idiot anything the more complicated it is the more he will admire it, if you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it he's gonna think you're a god cause you made it so complicated nobody can understand it.
Ushi-san
>>560365414Gnome is the most unintuitive DE on the market though.
Post boobs
>>560365414>chadkagi insult = short and sweet>yagitard insult = verbose and overlycomplexI know who won.
Is Tenhou the only active non-waifu client? Just queued for about 10 minutes on Clubhouse Games, not that I had much hope for it.
>>560365727sega
>>560365727>Is Tenhou the only active non-waifu client?Yes. https://tenhou.net/4/ is free for the beginner room
>>560365727there's ron2
>>560364038Year of the Linux Desktop!!
>>560365727There's FFXIV :^)
>>560365936you say that every year
>>560366460it's not there yet but it's slowly getting there, troon by troon
>>560365464It's significantly different than Windows but it's really not that unintuitive unless you're using a mouse to navigate. Use your keyboard.
>>560366661gnome is less intuitive than i3 by itself, that's not an excuse
>>560366661I'm just gonna use KDE instead, thank you ebussy.
>>560365532
Cursed knowledge: Kaguyahime has two sets of ears
>>560366902She's a human that got infected by a rabbit alien
>>560366902isn't that normal
>>560365936>>560366460Decade of the Linux, but the world is ending, so was it truly worth it?
>2025 Vidya Gaem Awardscynthia-7.png
>>560366902how else will you listen to 4 songs at once
>>560365783Kill in US unfortunately>>560365865I'll look into this, seems tethered to a Tenhou ID somehow>>560366179While still pretty waifu heavy I do think this is a neat option, although it seems like more effort than it's worth for me>>560365789Looks like it's back to Tenhou, I'll see if I can remember my login but I'll probably just make a new one. Nice they have a region free app now, not sure if I can get past the menus.Thanks lads, I play MS but some of the art is a bit too lewd for concealing my power level.
>>560369038If that's the problem you could always use MJS+ with a powerlevel-concealing mod
>>560364432nice scrotum
I came https://exhentai.org/g/3822910/3fbd2f81be/
>>560369451>leglock tag>no impreg tagit's shit
Let's go to Plapsburg together, anon.
>>560369135It's mainly a concern for when I'm phone jongin, at home it's not an issue.Just played a round on the Tenhou app, super easy to navigate but I have definitely been softened by the MS training wheels!
should i go pick up a pizza now... or later
>>560370539I am glad that you decided to stick with mahjong. maybe you should switch back to mahjong soul?That or just kill yourself pal, good luck!
>>560370639how about you make healthy food?
>>560370998i did that like a week ago give me a break
>>560371279
>>560370786Having a BPD moment nigger?
so where's the tonpuu sanma tourney?It keeps saying the lobby is closed
>>560371567Why so angry little fella, someone murdered your whole family with a family dog or something?It's just a mahjong thread, take it easy.
>>560372205Nvm just another ameritranny of its meds
>>560372365Yeah i thought so, weird guy, Getting hoppitty for no reason
why am i furiten
>>560370998pizza has vegatables
>>560372728>namesThe 8m the nyagger called
>>560372728U discarded 8m (cat called it from u)
>>560372728you discarded 8m so you can't ron off 58m
>>5603727288m
>>560372728what client
oh i didn't realize that the ones they stole still made you furiten (i wouldn't have won anyway)
I cast a furiten curse on you that makes you go into furiten for no apparent reason!
>>560372978Azur Lane
>>560372978riichi city
>>560373021
>>560372728why are you italian
>>560372978segamj
More like mid arch
This is what they took from you.
>>560373897for me its kfc
>>560373987Was this ron2 before it was tenhou2
>>560373987sovl
>>560374136Yes
>>560373021This kills the nyagger
>>560373021why are you avatarfagging in a dead general
>>560375130The embodiment of an nyagger
>>560373987needs more anime girls
>>560375661Developing good sleep habits is mahjong culture
>>560285674LotTO here. The tournament has begun!
Mahjong was perfected with the creation of YuzuNo further clients needed
>deal in ONCE>go from 1st to 3rd
You? Zoo.
>>560377330atleast you're not 4th
>miko player deals into a dealer dama haneman and a dealer riichi mangan back-to-back in east 3, going negative and ending the gameThere are no players in any client that can out-slut mikos. They are the sluttiest.
Titanfall 2 /mjg/ clan is koko, look for mjg network or TileSlingers
/mjg/ dota2 guild doko
i'll wait for the wow guild
>>560378757I can support
What if they added guilds to mahjong soul?
>>560378757I'm initiator
>>560379724they would have 30 slots and cost 600 jade to make
>>560379724A weekly ranking of most ranked points accumulated per guild would be kino.
>>560379724What would be the point there would be no guild chat since they would probably ban people for certain kinds of chat posts
>>560379724the general doesn't need guild drama...
Never declare Kyuushoku Kyuuhai. It's always Yakuman.
>>560380278>entire guild deranks to adept 1 every other week
>>560380835>>560380835>It's always Yakuman.if only
>>560380835 SeaWalrus
>>560381006Cool trick, but I got Yakuman and you didn't.
>>560381006
Jane licking my peenus weenus
Sorry we only let Saint 2 and above in our guild, we also have a daily quota of ranked points you must meet.As guild leader I am of course exempt from these requirements, along with my favorite IRC kittens.
We only admit novices, adepts and maybe expert loopers in our team. We will teach saintkeks who are the strongest. We still fight!
>>560378757
shant play assfaggots
>>560381834Anon advised me to no go there. It's full of faggots.
>>560381834>dota 2 in 2026boomer ahh game, unc. everyones on deadlock now lil gup
>>560381834>dota>lol>csgo3 horsemen of a faggot
>>560382249there are 4 horsemen retard
>>560382336here is the last one, missed you
I have a terrible headache, hopefully it's fatal
rude
any game like Dota2 but for young anons like me?
>>560383008Mobile Legends: Bang Bang
>>560382621terminal jonger
>>560376927telly doko
>>560383008deadlock
I'm making speaki team for league nana
>>560383008marvel ultimate heroes
>>560368451Deserved Silksong sweep.
>>560383007play with your main account instead of your novice 1 league alt
>>560383421shan't
>>560383387i dont get this creature
>>560380835>Who the frick even is this character
>>560383528it's hard to get
>>560383387>>560383898
>no last dealer first place repeatnigger
>>560384105You mentioned this like ten seconds after I thought of it and changed it.
don't look in the walls
danganrompa collab soon
>>560384234I don't need to, I already know the tile that I need is there.
>>560385293you're far from right, cringesteve
>>560383387where do i apply?
is the tourney live
>>560385559yeah
>>560385378I can see four turns ahead, kid.
>>560385803see this
>>560383387please draft me for team speaki in roku nana
>>560384234>in the wallsburger fear
>>560385472>>560385923you both are already in. Don't disappoint the Speaki.
>TO yakuman
You know, I find it kind of funny how every single game I play with the nigger ass snake character in it is rigged in her favor
I find it kind of funnyI find it kind of sad The games where I'm losing Are the best Snake as had
>>560386885The biggest luckshitter I've encountered are Sabers. Every single time I see a Saber, I just know the fucker is going to luckshit.
>149700
>hit M1 sanma>never seen a daburi>play the tourney>2 daburi in 2 gamesI'm playing against actual luckshitters it's unreal
>>560376927You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time.
>>560388017It was variance, your honor.
Do large, white, soft European woman play riichi mahjong?
Average woman in my country is 165cm, 75kg...
Blonde, blue eyes, 150 cm, 40 kg with huge boobs woman or nothing
>>560382249>he will never have voicechat ERP session with a retarded transexual
>>560388738>White >European Extinct
>>560383387>>560383528>doro but even more astroturfed by retardsWe get it, you like chibi women that look like dog/horses you can have sex with or pat on the head because you were raised by shitty cartoons instead of going outside.
>>560389758>doesnt like cute thingsgay
chihori autism:obsession with powermorals as a rational dutyautonomy = self legislation through reasoningfreedom = discipline under universal rulessteve autism:obsession with justicemorals as a consequenceautonomy = personal libertyfreedom = resisting restrictive power
>>560388738yeah my gf does and she has sex with me every day and lets me suck em
>>560390026So brave and progressive of you to accept a gf with a feminine penis!
>burger hours
After finding out about joys of NTR I no longer want a gf
>ENTERs and is kinoYeah like kinography, it means cinema in russian, I'm cinematic and cool and I've made an entrance, it means I have aura and cool moments, it means I have swag anon. I'm drippy as fuck! I'm pickle steve! Like you can't be mad at me because I'm so fucking kool they should make a whole series about how cool I am, wabbalabbakringesteve!
>>560390026what else does your ‘gf’ let you suck?
bravo burgerkeks
>>560390313Her toe beans
Quit making me hungry
We just had the worst thread in the history of /mjg/ a week ago, but this is even worse.
I can be your white woman for tonight~ <3
>>560390285Ok, NOW this is EPIC!
TO here, I think I should disqualify a certain player for the first day's lotto due to a slight mishap with the agariyame setting, enabling him to win with E3 renchan hell while preventing one player before and one player after from doing the same. I have that player's permission to do this. It's me.
Tournament is cancelled
>>560390604I won't stand for this injustice.Delete the tournament and start over or face my wrath.
my 100k.. ok that's enough for today, got the sanma itch out of my system
>>560390604I didnt understand a single thing you said, but if this affect me somehow, I will kill you
WTF ONCE AGAIN NO COLLAB ANNOUNCEMENTWHERE THE FUCK IS THE COLLAB ANNOUNCEMENT FUCK THIS SHIT MAN
>>560390527lmao four eyes
>>560390961This indirectly affects us all, you should kill him now.
>>5603910292 days
>>560391130Another day. What's the hurry?
My dick collab with your mom lololol
>>560390961TO did something stupid nya so now his wins don't count until tomorrow nya. This won't affect you at all nya.
odds and I install titanfall + sex mods and join the /mjg/ clanevens and I don't
>>560391447>oddsSex with white women
>>560391508pencil dick bros...
>accidentally join the gold room out of habit>Ippatsu tsumos and deal-ins everywhere>I managed to win second because I was the only person that didn't deal in 3 timesSometimes the simplest solution is the best one
>>560391738Would you rather have a short girthy dick or a long skinny penis
>>560391892Short and girthy.Good odds it will make a random asian woman go absolutely insane in bed.
>>560391892it's already short girthy
>>560391892I'm short and skinny
>>560391029TODAY WAS THE FINAL QUIZDAY AFTER TOMORROW FOR SURETHEY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO POST
they can just not post anything and give us a whole month of nothing, wouldn't put it past yostar with how the newer events feel so lackluster and stingy
Why would anyone play sanma? Oh yes I will sit there every single round during the kita humiliation ritual phase yes I will be forced to not play the game because my hand is 5 times more slow and worthless than my opponents who got 4 free draws and han
White women go with black or brazilian men, white men go with asian women, black women produce more orphans and asian men incelmaxx.We all mix and match our genitalia until we reach the archetypal eurasian negroid ideal phenotype.
>>560393021Because you've got a 1 in 3 chance of being the guy whose hand is 5 times more fast and gets the 4 free draws and han.
>>560393325Not worth it. Sanma is the world's biggest tsumo race
>Fortune charm expires tomorrow
>>560394873Better refresh so that you can roll for the collab.
>>560395165Nyo. The upcoming collab is not going to be Aria, so no point renewing my fortune charm.
How Tudor Watches Are ACTUALLY Madecynthia-7.png
スピキと喧嘩
Why would anyone play yonma? Oh yes I will sit there every single round during the 6 shanten haipai humiliation ritual phase yes I will be forced to not play the game because my hand is 5 times more slow and worthless than my opponents who got 4 free dora and yaku
>>560393454>tsumo raceYou've never tsumoed a single hand in sanma and it shows.
i can chi thoughbeit
>>560397207>No Yakugood one steve
My bad, I clicked on the wrong general. Carry on, friends.
>slopful slop sloppo
>
Con los terroristas, -tas, -tas, -tas-tas -tas -tas -tas, -tas -tas -tas -tas -tasThen do the Harlem Shake (Shake!)Ey (Shake!), con los terroristasEy (Shake!), ey (Shake!)Ey (Shake!), ey (Shake!)Ey (Shake!), ey (Shake!)
If I go to sleep, mjg will be good when I wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxb2DscRsTs
I'm Steve, and this is how I play the Cajon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJRfx0o5648
AAAAAAAA IM COOOOOOOOOOOOMING. IM GONNA COOOOOM
>>560399696?
Majsoul Friends Room 56254(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56254local yaku + 4 red fives
>>5604013402/4
>>560401458kaavi and yuzu would never do this
>>560401340started
>>560401570yes they would
id pay at least $20 to stick my tongue in either of their vaginas
there's more than one?
>>5603910292 more weeks for the big announcement.
>>560401995>anon learns REAL women exist
>>560401617fuck, internet issues...
>>560402216i hope this makes you feel better
>>560402313Not my cup of tea, but I take her for a ride. ty
>>560402093futa?
>>560402376gay?
>>560402429I dont believe you that is a man, if thats what you're impying
>>5604023133dpd hoooaaarrrrrget this slag off my screen
>>560402686its a femoid
>>5604026766 7
>>5604026767
i love 3d whores
>>5604013403/4 but you are morally obligated to throw a brick at a cat
Do the Japanese still respect ASAPIN?
>>560403107not after the incident
i've realized that every single time you hear a generic european accent that you can't exactly identifyit's just polishit's always polish
>>560403340What do you need to polish
>>560403472polish and sanma balls
>>560403472you need to czech your eyes
I'm hungary
>>560401340wj
>>560401340gg not a good day apparently
>>560401340ggs bros
>>560402676the answer is 8....you're welcome
wwyd
>>5604055434p
>>560405543*sigh*.....3p
>>5604055433p
>>5604055436m
>>5604055438s, yonrenkei a fraud
>>560405543schizo mode 8s
nyagger (chinese) ragequitting after this ryuukyoku'd makes me think i have a rather strong mentalthis guys not cutout for sanma
>/mjg/ can't even do basic tile efficiency
>>560406302It just did.
>>560406302Makes sense after everyone started calling the euphorys trainer useless.
>>560406302all me
Chinese Grand Prix - Race
>>560406215>RiichiDeserved, he could have gotten that baiman off doragon if he'd simply dama'd.
No wonder all the good posters have left when this is the quality of /mjg/ now.
Just spent $290 in RCI just sold a piece of my soul to Frank.
>>560407376Thank you for funding frank's next cross dressing session
>noten>noten>deal in>mangan tsumo on my dealer turn
I came. Page 25 is mahjong.https://exhentai.org/g/345525/c2f07c8cf4/
>>560408349Nobody cares, subhuman. Kill yourself.
Holy shit
Pancakes for breakfast means good luck for your mahjong tile draws
>4 tile in the wall wait for seven turns, nothing>mongoloid monkey gets a 1 tile in the wall wait, the other retard instantly deals in
I care. I asked. Your feelings are important to me.
コラブどこ?
All mikos are lying whores
Collab?
>>560410774wish granted it's uma musume
>>560410774コラ部って何?
high impact adeptfagging
*cough*
*ahem*
BA2 collab, this time with my wife included.
>haven't trained back in half a year>train back once>basically goes back to as big as before muscle memory is scary
>>560411959but enough about my penis
I FORGOT PENIS DAY
>>560407376choihyorin-3.gif
My penis was never inspected
>look into downloading DaL because of the collab>it has 5 (five) seasonsyeah no, this is too much
>>560414234>zoomers live like this
>>5604142341st and 2nd season are also trash tier rushed. Just read the LN.
>>560414725How about I don't do either
Of course the AIDS infected turd eating deranking m1 shitter simply has a dama dealer haneman in S4. How skillful and totally not rigged because he's a whale.
Omigoto nanoja
>>560415224>muh chantaDeserved
Mahjong tanoshii.
>wake up>another day without a collabThis is starting to piss me off
Good. I prefer MJS original characters than collab characters.
>>560415380didn't read
What's the deal with the collab begging?No arts, dokos, wwyds, elaborate shitposts or pro jan discussions. Nothing.
>>560414725>readI can't
>>560414936How about you suck my dick?
Only 5 more days until our monthly path of houou diary entryThis will save the general
HONORS A-
>>560408349I cares, ubermentsch. Have a good Sunday.
>>560416663Arukeks...
>>560324641Queue.
HONO-
>>5604173862/3
>>560417661You have genbutsu, this is a completely idiotic deal in.
>>560417858>You have genbutsuyes, he discarded it
>>560417661Are you dealing in on purpose at this point?
>>560389758so true sister so true preach!
I can't wait for all the creative 67 jokes during league
>>560416061we have reached seamonkey gachanigger ciritcal mass
Queue for the paddy tourney
fuck of birdshits stop with your screeching and rattling and trying to make a fucking nest in my AC you avian niggers
help I installed the newer MJS+ version which is supposed to work now but I can't hit the launch game button
>>560420291same but im on the older mjs+looks like it doesnt really work
>>560420291works on my machine
>>560421374>not EN Read next time
>>560421645i just downloaded the new one, atleast the log in window pops up after pressing launch using EN server
>>560421645works for me but for some reason the html is broken on english only, it works fine when I tried on jp
>>560418359I spritz water mixed with rubbing alcohol at them hoping it'll eventually blind them.
brids will rule over the world again
birds are not that important
>>560422259t. Mao Zedong
>>560422259you are not important
>>560422318
mfw feelin' and little chinkin'
birds?
Duck meat tastes like ham
>>560422475hannigger momentactually better than h****h
>>560417858he didnt trust the other plapbutsu
>>560422545no it doesn't
They must have fucked up the wall code, I have seen so many god damn double riichis this weekAnyone else experiencing this?How the fuck do you deal with them? Books don't cover this, just play like they aren't even there? What if they're the dealer?Every time I try to fold I end up dealing in
>>560422475>le beeperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnWQW3C1JR8
I'm gonna do a KUREIJI ollie!
>>560423996daburii doesnt exist until you have loads of genbutsu. just play normally and efficiently as if riichi wasnt there.
>still no collab
>>560424836That one fatass that keeps going back for more is my spirit animal now
There's no collab yet? AAAAA, THE SKY IS FALLING, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
The reason I don't climb up to expert is because of my duty to target any kekspert trying to take advantage of silver room retardation and bring them down to 4th on all last by spamming emotes that would make the climb more mentally draining as it is.
Me? I'm hiding my real power levelt. Saint 3-level Expert 1
>>560406302Eri forget the flowchart butNonyaku winds, Lone terminals, dragons, yakuwinds, lone nondoras, If 3 pairs break the pair in the strongest block
>>560425638but what if you're against the dealer and really can't afford to deal in?
>>560426648double riichi doesnt exist. you can't read his wait anyway, any random tanki could be it for all you know. play efficiently and just catch up. everyone else at the table is in the same spot as you so the risk is seperated between the other 3 guys who should push too. if they try to fold, they're just paving the way for your genbutsu.
>>560425671There’s a collab though??
>>560426648With zero safe tiles there is nothing to do but pushFunny enough by following basic efficiency you will be cutting safer tiles like honors and terminals against the riichi.
>>560425638you can't read it but you can try to minimize the deal in value
Majsoul Dead Hours Room 12349(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12349
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3839590/a3d6ec169b/
>>560422259BANTI
>>560430917
>>560430917He has a dick you faggot!
>>560431184That's the best part
>>560431103Wouldn't want to mislead anybody.
>>560431245This man doesn't even know that he's gay
>>560430917/mjg/ approved
getting tired of my soundposts getting deleted. What's his problem
>>560430826started
>deleting posts what kind of autism is this
>>560431632every time i posted someone would join this instant
I may be 300 points further into the hole but at least I got two blues from the chestFuck
>>560430826gg
>>560430826ggs
>>560433430Blue!
>>560433998>>560434162>>560434246Bluezu>>560434162Gweenthia>>560434246Graytus
Cubed.
>>560434583You're like a baby, watch this
>>560434636Zoom in on her head.cynthia-6k.png
>>560434701
Autotable match 2 https://www.twitch.tv/ffmpegytdlpStarting in 10 min or so.
>>560434335that's right jane, you're so smart!
You know remember how insignificant you are compared to me
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3841348/19d7e03da1/
I haven't played riichi city in a long time, and they have a returning player event with the characters saying how much they missed you.Frank, this comes off very desperate.
>>560435990didn't ask
so true so truesuch an organic post
>>560435909>vanilla
>>560435592nice black screen
>TO pissing in the tub
>>560436354
>>560436682that's one long piss he's taking
>>560435990it's cute
Beat Mario? Don't mind if I do!
>immediately put the tile in your handTOkeks your manner rules?
>>560437209It's a lottery tournament sir, of course the dora lottery has to be emphasized.
>>560435592https://cytube.implying.fun/c/sanninmaajan
>>560435909Good archetype.
Wait baggots are actually SEAniggers and it isn't just a meme
>>560438765Water is wet!
>>560438841Water imparts wetness but is not in enough itself wet
>>560439087there goes his chance to get back in mleague
>>560439087This is some highschool bullying tier shit>YOU PONNED THE WRONG TILE? WWWWW>HEY TOSHIAKI KUN LETS TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS FUCKIN' RETARD AND HIS 5s5z5s ASS PON
>>560439147but what happens if there are water molecules ON MY WATER MOLECULE???
>>560439147>in enough itself
>>560439538based japs know how to keep their ecelebs in line unlike in westdont they have a schizo website called sukikirai or something where they keep track of ecelebs and talk shit about them
>>560438841Water is water, not wet
>falseflag about seanigs>immediately out yourself not only one of these subhuman ESL scum but also a kakeknow that is an /mjg/ original meme, bravo.
>5z
>>560439087Who is this young lad?
day one gorillionth of waiting for teased characters
>>560440083That's just Steve in the witness protection program
>>560440157zamn steve looks like that?!!!
>>560440078he may look 17 but he's actually 38
>>560439891Isn't that what that kiwi site does?
>Koito was released over a year ago>Prillya was over twoStop the passage of time please.
>>560440078He's certainly got a strapping young lad hairline going on
>>560440053uh oh beggy shitcive melty!
https://note.com/kinmakuroki/n/nd2b9ffa3e153
>>560440815>ishinomomojirosanmamensay what?
>>560440875I'm not giving this guy 180 yen
>wooow he made a mistake, crucify him
>>560439891it's a site for schizos https://suki-kira.com/people/result/朝倉康心
this is how you should treat mistakes or you will never stop making them
>>560441889>jeffuri eppusutin in sukikirai i hate the globalization of internet so much lmao
>ホモからのみ大人気
>>560441889so how is asapin doing? do they suki him or kirai him?
>>560441950the opposite. the more pressure you have over pointless shit the more mistakes you'll make
I 好き ASAPIN
I'm shorting Asapin, no way are people going to keep 好きing him.
>>560439087this 16 year old lad sure sucks at mahjong, huh. he should quit and find a real job so his future wife doesn’t divorce him and take the kid
40 year old jonger looks 17
>>560443485
>>560443485>>560443409i dont think so tokipin
Okadabros...
Sunset found her staring at the screen, screaming. Every round was played worse than the one before, and lost more points. By the time the moon came up, her rank was yellow again. The more she lost, the more she tilted, but the more she tilted, the more she ragequeued.
You now remember that Asapin plays Genshin Impact
>>560443606based based based expose this innocent interviewer bullying half chink
>>560443612
>>560443646I remember him when he was playing shooting games.
>>560443606they should show gender of voters
By the way the ASAPIN pic was taken at a mahjong class where him and Go Saito (gousi on Tenhou) were teaching
someone post that okada baseball pitching pici need to coomthanks
>>560444082>masked>in door
What do we think of pixie cut?
>Check Hinata's page>
>>560445020
>>560445020why tho?shes down to earth and genki
>>560445532They hate her childish way of talking and think she's a luckshitter
>>560445532I hate her fake personality.
>>560445532Every Shibukawa comment calls him a chigyu, it's just the nature of the website.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SXWqG2jgg8
mizuhara is the most hatedwhy though
For me, it's Rumi8 babies minimum
>>560445894because pirates are losing
>>560444621sexo, pure
>>560445894...In other news Mizuhara just finished her first Saikouisen C3 league match
>>560445785kek chigyukawa
>>560446078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15HdI-3L2-A bros I need a mahjong hag
BA won today
omigoto nanoja
>>560446423Why did le Aru blow up the White House?
>>560446496
how is sio doing?
>>560446803You tell me
Mahjongler tier listhttps://suki-kira.com/tag/雀士
did you get bored of /mjg/ gossip already?it's time for "gossip, japan"
>>560446962IF SIOCHAN HAS ONE FAN , THEN THAT FAN IS MEIF SIOCHAN HAS NO FAN, THEN IM FUCKIN DEAD
/mjg/ tier list doko
>>5604473291 me2-99 also me100 you
>>560447329Me-Powergap-The rest of you peons
>>560446962>number 4 and 5 most kirai vtubernips really fucking hate her
perhance some Mahjong?Majsoul Friends Room 19690(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19690tips nyashi
>>560447329that's easyjust order them by their rank and that's their tier
>Sio cheated>Hagiwara killed a guy in 1993>ASAPIN didn't even chombo he just got like a 3 point uma penalty>Shibukawa is a chigyu>Ooi always has a stupid VPL plushie in the official Abemas videos>Nobody bought Matsumoto's bookWhy is /mjg/ always on the wrong side of history?
/mjg/ vs /bag/ divegrass when?
>>560447703Hagiwara KILLED someone!?
>>560447703don't forget Nina called one of us a lolicon and now she's a married whore looper
>>560444621on 3d women, mentally ill. on men, mentally ill but in a cute way. drawn women get a pass
>>560448208it was positive EV
>>560447934>divegrass>luck based game with elements of strategywhy is /mjg/ so bad at football if it's basically just mahjong?
>>560448784our manager grinched and the new ones haven't had a chance to do things yet
>>560447553room status?
>>560449165fake room nomi
>>560449165full and started, currently on east 2, dealer on his 13th discard
>>5604491653/4
>>560449242>>560449261>>560449379
Every time I come out of my room smiling everyone points it out so I stop
>>560450548you should kill them
Match 3 https://cytube.implying.fun/c/sanninmaajan
>>560450548>Heyyy look who finally decided to come out of their room!
god i hate this game. fuck the blue archive colab
>>560450892Stream started
>>560451175where did the nyagger touch you
>>560450548smiling friends reference?
>>560450930heyyyyyy
>horsey gamersasakuratoru-1.png
>>560452365>*breathes in*heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>560452193he only started playing after the baggie collab and keeps getting mogged by baggods...life is so unfair mutsuki-952.png
is that the famous russian cheater i hear on stream
>>560452193where didn't the nyaggers touch me...>>560452554no i curse the bag collab because that's what made me pickup this bullshit game
>getting into mahjong only after the collab you cared about is goneIs there a worse fate?aru-7.png
>>560452694yes
The bag collab was shit because they didn't include Asuka (Bunny Girl ver.)
>>560451175BA characters have been OP for a long time and need nerfed.
>>560452817kek, its comes around
>>560449165I booted up sts2 after 15minutes of no one joininghimekawahibiki-0.png
>>560448258>She's Master 3 right now
>I will never ever have Washizu because I started playing mahjong two years too latewashizuiwao-8.png
>join friendly >terminal pon before the first round of discardsYeah it's dama time
>>560452785What collab did you miss
>scouts the famous cheater for the cheating tonpuu torneyichihime-3.png
>>560453039Should have bought a Japanese account with him before the yostar account change
>>560453104BA collab part 2aru-8.png
>>560452989bravo /mjg/, everyones taking a break from mahjong at the same time
>>560450892>QutebrowserI used that shit like a decade ago I didn't know people still fell for the keyboard navigation meme
>>560453173it's fair because the other team has a famous latvian cheater
are b*b and b*b's buddy brothers or somethinghinamomo-5.png
I have the stream open in the background and the calls are incomprehensiblekisaragiayane-944.png
b*b’s butt buddy
>>560446962fuck i love sio so muchhttps://mjgbooru.com/data/posts/1214_f79715c66dde80e7.jpg
b*b's *rt buddy
>every anon on the table has outed themselves as broniesfukumarukoito-8.png
penis isn't goodpenis is bad
>>560454686least gay tourney
Good morning, saarsara-3.png
>>560454852>>560454852>>560454852
>>560454686I was that back in middle school for about 3 months before I stopped.amaekoromo-3.png