# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers, and few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>559968417
Sex. With sisters.
>>560380604>puking_elf.jpg
archdrew for cal/g/
>>560380413This is not kosher.
>>560380604I LOVE FAT BITCHES, THAT'S MY FUCKIN PROLLEMAND YEAH, I LIKE EM FAT, I GOT A FUCKIN PROLLEM
You're my hero, anon
>>560383881
Feed your hussey properly
>>560386515sex
>>560386515Fuck why does domestic abuse victim Ashley look hot here?
>>560388268No blood, bruises are more purple than red/brown, and emphasis on her assEven in the actual game, Nemlei made a point not to give her a black eye or anything else to make beat-up Ashley actually look unappealing
>>560389071Yeah I always hated how hollow the domestic abuse felt in the game because of that choice. She could have given her a disfigured nose, a permanent change to her sprite for the rest of that route you know. Or atleast an easter egg if you moved too fast as Andrew while exploring the apartment one last time, Ashley's leg pain flares up and she complains to Andrew to slow down.
>>560390349I mean this is a case of story purpose vs. realism.Similar to how the incest scenes are never really icky at any point in the game (they're either played for laughs, played for drama, hot, or so over the top no one can seriously think they're played straight), the domestic abuse could never reaaally come off as if it's permanently crippled Ashley or anything of the sort. It tips the sympathy scale too much towards her, especially for the female target audience TCOAAL has.Doing what you say would sorta be like that Family Guy episode where they suddenly take domestic violence super seriously after tons of episodes of the characters beating each other constantly. The PSA comes off as incredibly inauthentic, and if you take it seriously, it sorta makes the comedy be retroactively horrible. Half the point of TCOAAL is that these two are dumb bastards that get what they deserveYou could also argue that Andrew never beat Ashley in sensitive areas (eyes, nose, teeth, private parts, etc.) because he's lashing out against Leyley but still loves Ashley
>>560391172You put way too much effort into responding to a fetishposter
>>560390349Eh I mean there's how in Shots and Such's epilogue Andrew is stated to push Ashley down stairs and one time broke the fucking lock for their new bathroom because Ashley was fleeing from him. It portray the domestic abuse in other more sublter ways.
>>560391831eh, it's cool. I'm waiting around for a package to arrive
>>560391172Good and thoughtful post, but I just have to disagree. The abuse even if it makes her more sympathetic, can't obfuscate the fact that as you said, they are beyond horrible and idiotic beings that regardless have done too much to garner much care at that point. If some injuries makes a mass murderer who is by that point routinely taking random people's souls who never did anything to her without a single ounce of remorse- I hold that more against the audience. This is generally my main gripe with Tcoaal as a game however, it just can't be a black comedy if it's also trying to be a genuine character drama between these two, it just does not work. Atleast with the case for Family Guy, continuity is (usually?) not an issue so the tonal whiplash isn't as bad for me as compared to this (although to be clear, that episode was still really stupid). I don't mind Tcoaal being more comedic, that's how it started and frankly that's how it should have stayed in chapter 3 to me. As is, the character drama has been an extremely dissapointing livot due to that tonal whiplash but for other reasons too. One or the other, just not both would have been more than alright.
>>560392257Sympathy to characters can be subjective and still be garnered because of how a game frames its perspectives. Like a story can show a serial killer being a serial killer but still frame nuance to show the humanity behind a serial killer. And the thing with shots and such is to demonstrate them becoming miserable out of their doing and failing to address their own flaws. In fact the game does make a point that serial killing for the entity is just a trap for Andrew and Ashley. Also the game was always a character drama right from the beginning.
>>560393039Our Heroes™
>>560391946Text relating to offscreen events really blows, particularly when it doesn't even affect their one interaction in that ending.There's subtlety, and then there's missing impact.>>560391831Yeah, I don't know where you got me fetishizing abuse from. If anything, wouldn't it make it far less appealing if it genuinely had consequences and wasn't so watered down? I doubt those who fetishize the abuse find scar tissue on a brow and women stumbling over their words speaking about their husbands arousing.
>>560391172I'm pretty sure the rape scene in SnS or Andrew venting thoughts of raping Ashley is supposed to be portrayed as horrifying. Also Andrew literally throws up after realizing he fucked the woman he raised in the Splat ending.
>>560392257>they are beyond horrible and idiotic beings that regardless have done too much to garner much care at that pointAnon no offense but I think you legit may be looking for something that TCOAAL just doesn't provide, or just on another frequencyYou are SUPPOSED to 'care' about Andrew and Ashley's struggles and downward spiral at every step of the way. Not want them to WIN, but you're certainly meant to be hooked on their journey.Flashbacks and backstory that are 'sympathetic' for Andrew and Ashley (Chapter 3 intro showing how horrible Renee's parenting is, the scene of young Leyley being distraught over breaking the blood pact) are meant to keep you engaged, while providing additional framing of their issues, otherwise the game becomes a repetitive drag of the two of them doing the same thing as Chapter 1 over and overThe domestic abuse suddenly being played completely seriously, with broken bones/permanent injury/whatever, would more or less (IMO) break the suspension of disbelief. Sorta like a punching bag character suddenly not being ok with being the punching bag or being actually sent to the hospital for real>>560393320SnS rape scene doesn't tip the scale towards either one, and IMO the two examples you mention fall into the "so over the top it's not played straight" camp. Horrifying but cartoony, and the game doesn't exactly dwell on it that much>Also Andrew literally throws up after realizing he fucked the woman he raised in the Splat ending.I mean yeah, him fighting it is part of the plot of Decay. The cliffhanger ending ends with him admitting he wants to fuck the woman he raised and Lord Unknown comforting him
>>560393263It only misses impact because it's your fetish
>>560393884It's remarkable how Nemlei makes me feel sorry for Ashley despite sacrificing souls for a living.
>>560394039>It's remarkable how Nemlei makes me feel sorry for Ashley despite sacrificing souls for a living.Because Ashley and Andrew have humanizing elements to them, they're not just comically evil for literally no reason.
>>560394095The issue is that I don't really feel sorry for Andrew. He's a perpetrator.
>>560394039I mean it is good writing, but having characters do utterly evil things while still have the audience sympathesize or root for them isn't un heard of. Think like Breaking Bad or Bojack Horseman.
You could argue every murder in tcoaal up until Decay pt 1 was justified. Yeah, even parents. >self preservation (apartment murders)>self defense (hitman)>revenge for being sold into human trafficking (parents)Only one that's inexcusable are the family in Decay.
>>560394535You're skipping over Nina, anon
>>560394535They didn't murder the family though, they just sacrificed irrelevant's and whatever's souls, and even then they needed to charge the trinket.
>>560393884I guess where I was coming from with the incest is that I see this game as a Gothic Romance, comedy and psychological horror game. Where it uses incest in a neutral lense where it both humanizes the characters with the Gothic Romance part, while also is used for horror with its psychological horror part like Shots and such, Andy in a box and certain scenes.
>>560394632>You're skipping over Nina, anonThat was an accidental death
>>560390870Imagine Ashley (not Leyley) willingly giving you (Andrew) her virginity. She wants it bad but her usual bluster can't cover her nerves. You know she's terrified to disappoint you, as if that was even a possibility. At first you decide to go slow to ease her into it but before long you're all over each other. Her inexperience doesn't even faze you, all either of you can think about is releasing years and years of sexual tension. Finally showing her what you *really* think of her. Eventually you both come down and just bask in the afterglow. You feel the full, deep connection with another person you've been missing your entire life. You've never seen her so happy. You fall asleep with her in your arms just like you've done for years, but this time with no pretensions about why. That night you have pleasant dreams for the first time you can remember.Or so one might think. That would be way too perverted to actually happen.
>>560394632That was manslaughter, not murder
>>560394535
>>560394632Was also accidental.
>>560394634They and the cops aren't technically dead but might as well be.
>>560394634Guess it depends on weather you decided to murder the kid or not.
>>560394689I think it would be more in-character for Ashley's bluster covering her nerves to come post-orgasm, not before.
>>560393039It's probably just me, but author's perspective and spotlight does incredibly little for me. I don't care if the camper's names were actually "whatever" and "irrelevant," and they had no sprites. Fundamentally Andrew and Ashley are murderers who don't have decent reasons to kill people who did nothing to them. I lost what little sympathy I had for them right then and there, and it dragged chapter 3 down entirely for me from then onward. >>560393884This post uploaded as I was writing, and I think it's far more noteworthy to respond to. I find suspending my disbelief that much as in to 'care' about what happens next to them just simply more difficult than doing so for the alternative abuse. You probably have it right that Tcoaal may just not be for me then. It seems like most everyone here has no issues looking last them being murderers with both no good reasons and arguably more importantly at that point, no remorse. I mean Andrew's main hiccup with ??? is him trying to divide up the duo, nothing about remorse for actually hurting random people. I also always found Ashley's hatred for Julia beyond stupid too because of that. I wouldn't mind it if it wasn't so over the top and blatantly excessive on Ashley's part. Julia again has literally done nothing wrong as oppose to someone like Renee, who Ashley didn't even particularly care about getting revenge against until literal months after the fact. Again, nothing wrong with anyone liking Ashley, I just find the degree of her hating and hurting fundamentally innoccent and not-indecent people too much, the same with Andrew too of course.>>560394535The parents are on the borderline too, they afterall decided to go after them and sacrifice their souls before knowing they were sold out. Even so, I still personally don't think murder was justifiable in that situation, but I also don't find it too bad regardless. Especially when Renee truly was the most horrible person in their family up until then.
>>560394665>>560395020Manslaughter will still get you jail time regardless.
>>560395558>Manslaughter will still get you jail time regardless.But it's not murder
>>560395815I'm sure Big Bill railing your twink ass will appreciate that distinction.
>>560395558>Manslaughter will still get you jail time regardlessOnly if you are found guilty of criminal negligence
>>560395950>Anon doesn't understand the central point of the argument>Resorts to being a petty nuisancemany such cases
>>560395539I'm not either of those people but I basically agree with you about them passing a moral event horizon. I see them as sympathetic characters whose flaws have brought them to a fall that may be redeemed in Episode 4 but certainly wasn't in SnS. I don't know if I'll really be happy for them if they get what they want but don't balance the scales somehow. I also kind of wonder if that's even possible, especially if Andrew killed the camper kid.
>>560394689Call me a cuck, but if I was in Andrew's shoes and I was going to fuck Ashley, (in a "with no bullshit we're having sex to make love", kind of sense) I'd focus on making her feel good and making her feel loved. Hell she could even take a dominant role with me. Any bratty correcting, I'd only really do if she asked me.
>>560396096Why does this bitch love getting on top so much
>>560396096>Call me a cuck>Says something completely normal
>>560394634Yeah no, permanently destroying lives in the way they did, for some trinket charges was inexcusable morally, even if it was practical. Especially so when they don't have any reservations or discomfort in doing so. They fundamentally became pure evil right then and there. Again this isn't at all an issue per say, but it burnt any humanity these characters had and by extension made their drama so worthless to me. I really wish they had been atleast tone down to care a little. These characters just now make feel nothing but a little frustration at how botched their writing was.>>560395558This is more to do with morality, especially since they were children at the time, I don't have any qualm excusing that specific kill. Particularly when (and now recontextualized, now bizzarely) it's the only kill Andrew has any remorse over.
>>560396096That's what I was imagining with "show her what you really think of her."
>>560396217The trinket saved their life from the assassin. It's in their interest to keep it charged
>>560396152Anon, 'Leyley' has been metaphorically topping Andy basically since birth.Being on the bottom and Andy being on top doesn't compute on her mind. That's why she's so confused/nervous pretty much any time Andrew seriously stands up to her.Chapter 2's Burial route has Ashley insecure of 'Andy' growing past her
>>560396315The trinket has completely failed at helping them twice in a row at that point. And the game isn't subtle about that trinket otherwise being the main breaking point of their relationship. And regardless, I don't care if it saved them once, you don't kill random people just because it's that convenient to you. Especially when they don't even have a stable location anymore by then. And on a final note, whoever sent the hitman never posed a threat to them ever again in chapter 3, so the point is rather moot with hindsight anyways. It seemed like forging identities was all that they needed to being able to stay in one place and live a somewhat normal life again.
>>560397176>so the point is rather moot with hindsight anyways
>>560397176>whoever sent the hitman never posed a threat to them ever again in chapter 3They don't know that. Hell, WE don't know that.
>>560397265Considering the fact that they never bring up any concern over another assassin ever again, and that neither of them raise concern ever again about ever receiving a vision or lackthereoff of another Hitman, I think it's fair to say that they don't particularly seem worried about get iced by one in SnS.
>>560397176>The trinket has completely failed at helping them twice in a row at that pointHuh? The trinket saved Ashley from the assassin as well as from Andrew's blade.
>>560397709Bro, you might actually be retarded.
>>560397265>>560397380??? was probably only ever using it as a hook, and Andrew does seem to eventually realize the trinket gets them into more trouble than it could ever get them out of even if Ashley doesn't.
>>560395539>>560396217>>560397176Have you ever been diagnosed as being on the autism spectrum, or with Asperger's syndrome? I ask this genuinely, not in the 4chan-meme-way (and I'm assuming you haven't been baiting this whole time)I really detest playing the armchair psychologist (and how many grifters have attached to the term 'neurodivergent'), but you sound like a clinical autist.Despite all the stereotypes about autistic people being nerdy loners, socially awkward or dumb on social situations, one actual trait of being on the spectrum is a very very strong attachment to morality (however that's defined). Basically, autists expect people (even fictional) to adhere to what they consider moral/fair, and to suffer consequences for failing on it. Autists get really bent out of shape when others bend the rules and get away with it, or get particularly upset over bad things happening to fictional characters or people they've never met, especially if there's no comeuppance. (Another trait is being distraught over plans not being followed)I can't speak for everyone here, but generally, TCOAAL players (even vtuber chicks) can pretty easily conclude "these are entertaining little bastards" and go from there. Same goes for the incest - though you don't seem upset about that?This is just armchair psychologizing, and don't take my words as gospel, but I'm asking genuinely because I have dealt with real autists IRL, and I feel sorry for them when they end up coming off as sticks in the mud to others and legit don't know why. Knowing is half the battle.
>>560397808>Andrew does seem to eventually realize the trinket gets them into more trouble than it could ever get them out ofI don't remember this
Literally every argument in this thread boils down to a handful of people trying to explain something extremely simple to somebody with the cranial density of a neutron star.
>>560398016Why's there so much fanart of Ashley eating burgers? Her fake name on her new ID should be Ashley Burgers.
>>560398126imouto loev cheezburger
>>560397749I was referring to the two dreams after the route goes to Decay, but fundamentally no. It doesn't save Ashley from getting her throat sliced by Andrew. Because the player decides if Ashley gets killed (It really isn't hard catching her). Ashley doesn't have the perogative of whether or not she survives that dead-end in-game.>>560398016Not a single one of my points about the game's writing has been disproven. So I don't know why you seem upset.
>>560398238>Anon tells on himself
>>560398016I find it really curious how the incest element basically never came upIs as if one of those types of people that rejects this game outright just from hearing it has incest in it somehow got past that completely and found issues with everything else
>>560398238>I was referring to the two dreams after the route goes to DecayOh you mean like the Demon Ashley and Andrew burning the trinket. We'll have to see how those go. Also, Andy Wins is non-canon.
So Renee supposedly has a degree, but Andrew's soul dream sequence with Lord Unknown in the beginning of chapter 3 shows that she works as a maid or something. Did Renee's degree not help her much? Shouldn't she have a better job?And Douglas works at a grocery store? Why does he wear a suit all the time then?
>>560396152When I cuddle with my sister she sometimes gets on top, especially when we're drunk. But she's also noticed that if I'm the one initiating the cuddle, I like to put her weight on my body myself, and she even asked me once "why do you always want me to top you". I don't know if she's complaining about repetition, accusing me of being a pervert, or being insecure about her weight (to me she's beautiful).
>>560399030>And Douglas works at a grocery store? Why does he wear a suit all the time then?Dress for the job you want!
>>560397952I have no issues with Andrew and Ashley 'getting away with it.' I just have issue with the game trying to be a compelling character drama with this blatantly terrible level of characterization. Shit I'd tolerate most of their acts a lot more if they were written to just feel even just little genuine shame. I argued a decent bit because I really wanted to care for these characters, I felt like there was room for genuinely great themes and insight. And if not that, then the alternative of being a pure black comedy was prefectly fine as is! Like I said, the issue is that it was too herculean of a writing task to do both. And most importantly, I don't care about them getting comeuppance or justice. Afterall they're fictional characters, and the story isn't at all showing them postively for escaping any 'justice' anways. I just don't feel anything for their struggles or drama because of how they were handled, so I find all their subsequent drama beyond boring and a waste of potential.>>560398372The trinket burning was ??? expositing to Ashley directly, it was just an illustration, I was referring to Andy Wins and yes, the Ashley Demon. Fair point of Andy Wins being non-canon, although in that regard the whole game was always intended to not have an official canon, no?>>560399030Renee doesn't have a degree? I mean, I don't recall it being mentioned, and I doubt she even finished high school considering she almost certainly had to start working after getting kicked out at 15.
>Do I look like a druggie to you?
>>560399767>although in that regard the whole game was always intended to not have an official canon, no?The "Endings" are all considered equally canon while "Dead Ends" are decidedly non-canon.
>>560399030Maybe the grocery store job was the one he was fired from? The Lord Unknown flashback in ch3 is before they killed Nina.Renee probably works hospitality. That would force wearing a uniform as well as long shifts
>>560399767Right here, she mentions having a degree or at least paying one off.
>>560400258What degree was it? How useless I mean. Liberal arts? Film?
>>560400258Isn't she mocking Grandpa for not having a degree?Grandpa always goes on about studying law but he himself didn't get a degree. As another anon said, Renee and Douglas both likely went straight into the workforce immediately because Renee cut off her family and Grandpa hated ReneeOn a related note, did Ashley drop out of highschool after Andrew graduated?
>>560400294Discipline.
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard ANAL correction!
>>560400476>drop out of highschool after Andrew graduated?Probably before.
>>560400648>ANAL So that's poo on the floor?
>>560400043Yeah your right. But wait, didn't Ashley literally get herself into the exact situation that risked herself getting killed anyways? It's not like she had to take the revolver away from Andrew, she didn't change her decision-making or have to do anything proactively anyways unlike the hitman and getting out of the apartment.>>560400258I always thought that she was taunting Grandpa more generally, I still don't know if she's insinuating that she herself has one in contrast.>>560400476Took the words out of my mouth, and Ashley definitely dropped out only after Andrew was no longer in high school. She would've lost her only reason to remain there, which was more time with Andy.
>>560400476Maybe I'm wrong, but I think she's saying that she has a degree and is paying it off currently, hence the money woes. She brings it up after Grandpa comments on their debt.Here's the scene:https://youtu.be/d9AY2QHTuw8?t=1993
Crashing this thread, with no survivors!
>>560400258>>560401493Since Finland has free university tuition I imagine her debts came from student services fees, textbooks, and dorm rent.
>>560402565mb, I meant to say that there's no way their particular fictional country has free or even cheap tuition.
>>560402893I'm not so sure about that when Renee is an absolute loser and still got a degree
>>560403027I still think that's up in the air personally. Honestly Renee as a total loser seems more accurate than anything else though. I still wished Andrew brutally beat Douglas to either near death, or accidentally did kill him in front of her so that she felt the misery she inflicted on him, seeing the only person she ever loved go out like that. Like stomp on his fucking head until a jaw crack sfx.
>>560403341The worst Douglas did was be a bystander, he doesn't deserve the pain Renee deserves.
>>560402424If Andrew pulled out would she die?
>>560403485It wouldn't matter to Andrew, he already kill people with no remorse. So why not kill one that will hurt Renee more than anything else? Just draw his death out until Ashley arrives you know?
>>560403548It would be very painful...
>>560402424Would.
>"What do you want to do tonight, Andy?>"The same thing we do every night Leyley. Try to escape this coffin.">They're Andy and Leyley>Yes, Andy and Leyley>One is a menace,>The other's Leyley!>To prove their delphic worth,>They might just scorch the Earth>They're handy,>They're Andy and Ley->Ley-ley-ley>Ley-ley-ley>Leyley
>>560404352She's a big girl
>>560404912For 'drew.
I been waiting to collect that nigga's soul for decades and instead I somehow got a chicken that signed off on a genocide. Fuck these snow sprites, man.
>>560406109>gets a free appetizer>complainsThis is why ??? will always be small time.
>>560406109Chicken?
>>560408470https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KapparotIDK what it has to do with Snow Sprites though. Anon is probably schizophrenic.
>>560408941Yet somehow you knew exactly what I was referring to.
Tcoaal had a chance of being a slice of life romcom. All they had to do was elope during that scene, Andrew could have saved up his money and encouraged Ashley to finish High School, then once she turned 18 they could have moved far away together to a town where no one knows them, and start life over.
>>560394535Revenge isn't a good reason.
>>560410473Shut up, I hate this gay media platitude>Heh, if you kill me, you're just as bad as meFuck you
Entities can be summoned via the rituals we see in game, those involving blood, fire, and optionally music. They can also be summoned by Ouija boards, as seen in the Ritual Chamber when when the entity is teaching Ashley the ropes about summoning. I wonder what other folk paranormal rituals could be used to communicate/summon them? The Bloody Mary mirror ritual? The crossroads ritual? Could I go down to the crossroads, fall down on my knees, meet an entity and trade me a soul or two for some guitar lessons? Learn me to play the blues real good?
>>560409813>Tcoaal had a chance of being shitInstead Nemlei chose to make it good.
>>560411094Revenge is a fool's game, boy.
>>560411094It's not that you're just as bad, you're just dumb. For most people in their 40s life isn't all that fun so unless hell is real what do you achieve by killing them? Oh no, you ended their monotonous existence a few decades earlier! Unironically cutting someone's hands off is 10x worse than death, they won't even be able to wipe their ass by themselves.
I'm as old as Andrew now and I haven't even slept with a hussy, it's over.
>>560413839Because I don't want them to exist.
>>560380413
>>560415468>woman consent literally basically jokeWhat the FUCK did it mean by this?
>>560415468>Delphism children based
>>560415468>renee open yet probably arabicThe Graves are Syrian refugees.
>>560415468>tried nice sibling instead leyley
>>560415468>ashley getting oldHagley, my beloved
>>560415468>twink unfortunatelyJulian you need to actually put in effort to not be a twinkoid
>>560417142Is 18.6 a good twink BMI
>>560415468>help twins rapeAnybody wanna help me and my sister rape a hussy?
>>560415468>understand conceptOF LOVELOVELOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
How much longer, /calg/?
>>560398126Burger? I'm sorry, did she just say that her last name, is Burger? Oh my god, does she come with fries? Is her middle name Cheese?
>>560391831Fetish website, your Holiness
>>560421546April 1.
>>560417142I feel like there was very little Thiu last thread
>>560404842Kek, good one anon.>>560409813Don't worry, I'm pretty sure we'll have a delphic romcon in the not so distant future considering how we seem to be going back towards edgy creative freedom (finally).
>gay>ai>cuckold-codedPotentially the worst post in this thread so far.
>>560423879Aislop + highly inacurate bc Andrew is green-eyed & a lanky twink, not a femboy/troon. Go play Femboy Fujo Fantasy, aka J-I-A-C.
>>560424617Back in my day we had fujo workhorses pumping out gay artwork and fanfiction with the love and care of a renaissance artist. Fujology was a vital part of the economy, and now look what happened to that noble art form: it's been uprooted by homosexual moids begging Sam Altman to give them goonerslop. Pathetic. We used to be a proper country.
>>560423879Most sisterless post in the history of anything
>>560424751
>>560424617Ngl it's so bad it makes me feel better about the low quality blogpost. Speaking of which, I'll be hanging out with my cousin soon after trying to approach other women and finding it either incredibly bland, tiring or pointless, wish me luck anons.
>>560425260Nice, are you the Anon I said should marry his cousin? On a side note, I wonder whatever happened to Cousindrew.
I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day.
>>560425697I wish you would never post again
>>560425697Your childhood sucking ass doesn't give you the right to fuck up some random kid's childhood.
>>560425697Wtf?
>>560425697>that's the pain I have waking up every dayExcept it isn't, you're just a lonely bitch like me.
>>560425372>are you the Anon said should marry his cousin?Yeah (sadly). Still dealing with being a social retard & sicko but also a bit shocked that fic about Audrey got deleted for some reason. I had high hopes despite not liking that weird polycule/everyone-is-impossible-in-love-with-the-next-sibling-and-Audrey-with-Ashley thing, and genuinely was interested in how it would develop.>>560426051I'm kinda afraid of the opposite, my childhood was incredibly nice and I'm afraid of fucking up my children's. Anyways using 4chan is the best contraceptive so I'm not too worried.
>>560425372>alsoHow have you been, anon?
Ashley's sphincter can bend steel beams!
>>560427201Would Ashlussy have fixed Douglas?
>>560428127Doubt it. She's closer to Renee in how demanding she can be
Voluptuous sister
>>560416286
>smaller than advertised
>>560429572Hagley
I just realized that Andrew is the fucking Ben Shapiro of gaming.
Why does it feel like /calg/ hates Andrew nowadays? He was a dumb kid who tried his best in repeatedly bad situations.
>>560434479/calg/ are a bunch of Ashleyfags, Nemlei speaks of this.
>>560434479Because Andrew fucking sucks. Ashley sucks because she's retarded, but Andrew almost deliberately makes things worse and tries to pretend that he's just a victim of circumstance.
>>560434479Everyone is jealous of him
>>560431308Bluecat keeps buffing the sistits in her official art with every update so just how big are they?
>>560435935The next patch is going to add sistit attenuation.
>>560434479/calg/ can't go without hating on any of the major characters. I personally chose to like them Except Renee, Julia, Douglas, Lord Unknown, ???, 302 lady, Nina, and Friend B
>>560438023
>>560438175Thanks. All secondaries btfo
>>560438023None of them did anything wrong
Dawkins supports delphism?
>>560439581HUH
>>560439581Don't think normies are ready, nor ever will be desu. That's why I'm just enjoying Coffin now while I can. You thought the moral faggotry the sex scene caused in Episode 2 was bad, the way things are going, it'll be fully censored if it came out 5 years from now. Buckle in.
What would your sister do if you did this
>>560440390This is just normal skinship and she doesn't react weirdly at all (apart from making retarded noises)
>>560439986I'm seeing more incest comedy or incest teasing in popular media lately, so I have hope. What is worrying is that both leftist and rightist governments are itching to ban any depiction of it like what the UK is doing.
>>560441638This is why I genuinely believe Delphism is the sociopolitical spiritual movement of our time. We have the allure and the talent, while antis can only collectively panic. They'll lose and we will have Total Sister Love by 2100. The great men of the future will read /calg/ posts and learn, and there may yet be great men amongst us already. We can't be stopped!
>>560439581There's no way this is real
>>560443508It's real but he deleted it after getting dogpiled by conservatives and third worlders.
>>560444385>deleted the announcement tweetHe was never going to make it. Dawkins has always been a loudmouthed coward who only ever attacks safe targets though so no surprise there.
>>560440390I already do this from time to time. Either she gets angry and yells at me or she becomes the cutest thing imaginable for a few seconds until she gets her head out.>>560441943Gen Z men can't get bitches and Gen Z women constantly get dumped by chad. Global delphism is bound to happen I tell you. We will have a seat at the UN by 2030.Or we will see a rise in brothers who act very attached to their sisters and women will just continue being whores.More realistically, it will be a mix of both with the second option more prevalent.
>>560445485I want plushies of their little sprites so bad
>little sister got a job>I'm the only NEET left in my familyFuck my shitty miserable worthless Thiu life
>>560446478If you're a twink become a flight attendant, otherwise hit the construction site.
>>560445897>Either she gets angry and yells at me or she becomes the cutest thing imaginable for a few seconds until she gets her head out.Must depend on whether she's ovulating or not
>>560446478Go to a temp agency. My cousin with a seven year employment gap and no drivers' license went to one, got hired, and placed in a job paying $20/hr in the space of about two weeks. If he can do it, anyone can.Also fuck whoever keeps getting my small town rangebanned. I hate captcha so much it's unreal
>>560452124>my small town rangebanned.
delphism is an alluring false path semi-arranged cousin marriage will be the only way out
It's all a false path, only holding Nemlei and her works in your heart and in your soul matters.
>>560452301Is that not how it works? I'm too much of a boomer to actually know.
>>560449391>>560452124>construction>temp agencyI know you're right, it's just that I was doing my sister's laundry today and I saw the hoodie from law school that I gave her for Christmas. How quickly things can change in 2 months. I guess it's nice that she still wears it.I just feel awful
>>560453363You'll feel worse if you stay a neet, one can only sulk over missed opportunities for so long before it gets old.
>>560453363Think about your sister and how much happier she'll be to see you build yourself up.
>>560458232The only explanation is Andrew casually fondling Ashley's tits to accurately gauge the size.
>>560439581Richard Dawkins writing a book about wincest was not in my Bingo list
Another "friend" group ghosted me, fuck my Thiu life
>>560456023Turned out just like his grandfather.
>>560463631What if Renee is secretly an incestbaby?
>>560459409>accurately gauge the sizeBra sizes are the most haphazard shit on the planet, which is insane because it's one of the only pieces of clothing where the size is super important.
>>560469104korean artist
Chinese vampires
>>560469104That smug little sister has some snug big sisters
>>560452590When I move out I'll build a sanctuary in the wild to her.>>560466496That'd make her dynasty doubly blessed by the Gods.>>560445897If sexually frustrated young men are already willing to follow misguided cult-like scammers like Tate or Clavicular, I think it's only a matter of time before someone figures out how to attract women to real delphic cults with the purpose of producing inbred children 2 generations down the line.
>>560437823I want this!
>>560469240Many such cases, they're weirdly polar.
At this point I'm not even here for the game. just here to maintain my one-sided parasocial relationship with þiuanon
>>560473850We are Thiu Better HalfWe carry the autism
>>560397176As that other reply pointed out, you may be autistic.
>>560473850FACT: Diuposters are the strongest race
>>560398238How can you disprove an opinion? Nevermind, you ARE autistic.
>>560425697This! So much this!
>>560427201Still waiting for this mod. I find it the most interesting premise, and would be awesome done right. But it feels like the community decided to threat this one like a true pandora box that they refuse to open.
>>560434479Andrew is the best character of the game, and the central chess piece of this tale.
Why are most anon obsessed with delphic assholes when there's a perfectly good vagina in the front?
>>560439581Dawkins is a basedboy atheist cuck with arrested imagination. The fact that he have to ask directly to his readers on retterd because he can fill the gaps himself should tell you enough how the slog he will shat will turn out. Nemlei stories are magical realism/urban fantasy novels the volition of its characters overcome the odds. With the materialist physicalism prision this guy operates on, don't expect something that measure up to Coffin.
>>560475775I like both
>>560475775The strength of her anal grip represents how deeply she loves you. Virgins wouldn't know that though
>>560439581There's a /lit/ thread now btw, funny to watch>>560444385>proximate and ultimate cause and what do they mean?the formatting is ass bu who was this?
>>560434479Tarskins want to fight all White men and have sex with all White women. Ashley's attraction to Andrew causes them further psychic damage. Notice the insults against him aren't about how he's a sociopath or a homicidal schizo but how he's a pussy gay nerd who doesn't deserve a girl like Ashley (unlike them, or so they think.) Disgusting, pathetic creatures.
>>560476752That's like... one dude who acts like that. Most people's beef with Andrew is him acting like a gigantic bitch and taking it out on Ashley.
>>560476938>random mention of tarskins>capitalizing the word whiteThat's the resident /pol/fag, you're best off ignoring him. He'll stop at nothing to talk about race the whole thread
>>560477128Anon you're being an even cattier bitch than he is.
>>560477229Mrow
>>560476682>who was thisSome conservative podcaster fag. His handle is liam out loud.
After some ruminating, I think my core issue has more to do with how insufferable I find beyond them going full evil, while still being just very idiotic characters. Between trusting and serving this demon without any second-guessing, Ashley spontaneously killing their parents and forcing them to create a metric ton of evidence of malpractice, and also doing nothing about the security tape recordings back in the apartments, I honestly find their stupidity more intolerable than anything else. Particularly Andrew doesn't get mentioned enough as an idiot. I get he may not be relate to normal people, but the 'woe is me' schtick he has is so annoying when he had genuine friend like Friend B and sincere partner in Julia, atleast have him exploit them more for what they're worth if he still is so suicidally miserable. That and getting dogwalked by his sister who he has so much leverage over too, and not having tried particularly prior to quarantine to adgust their relationship just really leaves the impression that he is just worthless as a character. Above all, it doesn't even take much editing to make them a little more bearable. Abkve all else, I just hate how uncompelling I find them.>>560460467I still miss Palzden.>>560474372Whatever makes you happy.
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>>560480719I fucking love Ashley's ass and I want to penetrate her sphincter so much
>>560480395>>560480469Stupid or evil characters can be interesting. Being both stupid and evil at the same time makes the characters lame.
>>560481524I like them.
>>560472073I meant I could clock that it was a korean by the faces. they all draw faces the exact same
my sister made me eat 3 pounds of sliced pears because she didn't want to eat them but she doesn't like wasting food
>>560482451that's cute
10 years ago I tripped my sister and I still feel guilty about it
I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get a blowjob?
Why are they like this?
>>5604801081) andrew doesn't trust the demon & constantly second-guesses himself about it2) they clean up the evidence for killing the parents pretty thouroughly, and the choice to kill them isn't spontanious3) just because there are cameras doesn't mean its being taped4) the narrator, andrew, and ashley all constantly refer to andrew as an idiot; which he is5) he does exploit julia, a lot (that's kind of what the whole story is about), and he would exploit freind B if he was closer to him, but he can't even remember this name6) he has constantly tries to change his relationship with ashley, the entire game is about how he can't because he's arrested by his pathologyOverall, this just sounds like someone who's complaining about a playthrough they half-remember watching on YT; I suggest paying attention to the story next time around :/
>>560487539Most women hate their mothers from the time they're 16 to 46
>>560488317I've literally never encountered this phenomenon.
>>560427201Luv Ashley with tights
he's such a yearncel
>>560488106Also I don't know what the fuck that other guy is waffling about with Andrew. Andrew always had a problem with relating to anyone besides Ashley, his life was fucked up right when he had to look after his sister, and the reason why he couldn't find his relationship fulfilling with Julia was because he felt guilty over killing Nina, and he found Julia boring.
>>560489852i still refuse to believe that jamming your knee in a girl's crotch feels good for her
>>560490494it feels exhilarating; prolly because it's (near) an eragone zone, the sensation of pressure combined with kissing is overwhelming
>>560490759>eragoneisn't that a book series about dragons
>>5604881061) Great! He does all the bidding the demon asks him of, which is the actual issue, he never once tries to atleast get a little leverage over it (him?).2) They could have left their corpses to starve as Andrew stated, and Andrew definitely didn't seem to have expected it to have happened. The issue again, is that there was an objectively wiser choice that would have minimized the look of malpractice- it's not like Andrew and Ashley are expert criminals (especially if something as basic as tooth analysis of the flushed teeth or if witness Ugly McHideous testified that these two visited the area)3) Security cameras not recording things, thats some incompetetence for a high stakes organ harvesting operation if I've seen one, or just plain dumb writing. But I should have said that they should have atleast tried to cause some pandemonium otherwise- unlike the preious point you mentioned they left a ridiculous amount of evidence it was them that broke out.4) Also Great. I don't like that he is, that's my point.5) I meant more in the line of taking as much of her stuff and money as possible, and being so blatant that she would have broken up with him for being awful. As is, she seemed genuinely happy for a lot of their relationship in the flash backs, and he seemed completely miserable in the year away from Ashley. And he still left friend B off the table to have done the same crap with, at the end of the day he just didn't do these things.6) Besides the one outburst in chapter 1, he never tries again until the Ashley Demon dream sequence in chapter 3, a good chunk of the way through the game. It really isn't my fault that the writing got this sloppy.
>>560490823
>>560490882>he never once tries to atleast get a little leverage over itStopped reading there
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>>560490494Cunt punts definitely hurt
>>560490494>jammingDon't jam it like a savage. You'd want to rub it gently
>>560488106>2) they clean up the evidence for killing the parents pretty thouroughly, and the choice to kill them isn't spontaniousI know this isn't a detective game, but any forensic team of their era could probably still find alot of evidence.
>>560491649My wife
>>560491912calm down, Borat
>>560490882lets address the nitpicks 1st>1. Andrew doesn't seek out deals with ???, Ashley does; Andrew only cuts a deal with it when he's backed into a corner, and he's very careful when doing so>2. Andrew says in-game that he didn't think of just leaving the bodies because he was tired; either way, they probably leave behind some loose ends either way.>3. Even if they destroyed the security footage, the conspiracy people could still deduce that the siblings left because their apartment is empty, so it doesn't really make a differenceAs for the rest:>4. Nemlei writes according to her talents, not what you, random internet user, personally prefer>5. Andrew probably wouldn't hesitate to steal from julia given the opprotunity, but he tells ashley in s&s he doesn't want to target julia because he knows it won't satiate ashley>6. the literal entire plot revolves around Andrew pushing back against ashley; not always sucessfully, but again, the story is about those "ups & downs"
God I just wanna shove my hand down her pants
>>560492736Also a lot of episode 2 is still them just them trying to survive, so Andrew isn't going to try and argue with Ashley as much as the outburst at episode 1 or the whole of episode 3. Even if episode 3 is still them trying to survive, that's after the breaking point where Andrew realizes his relationship with Ashley needs to change for the better.Another reason why something like during Andrew's highschool years, Andrew doesn't really confront Ashley to address their relationship, is that what we know of from the flashbacks their highschool years was relatively peaceful aside from Julia creating wedge. There wasn't an urgency to change the status quo.And finally the guy trying to make the claim that what we seen with Julia seemed to be a happy relationship is hilarious. Andrew found her boring, Ashley harassed Julia, and we know Andrew could manipulative and emotionally abusive with her, considering the letter Julia makes and how Andrew projects his feelings of Ashley unto Julia.
When Andrew's soul speaks to Douglas's soul in the beginning of Chapter 3, Douglas's soul responds with love to Andrew's and the narrator explains that "this ghost is happy to see you". Did Douglas love his son, but was unable to express it due to being a broken man himself? Or perhaps Doug just never had the time to show or tell his son how much he cared because he was working all the time? If he did really care, why did he not remember Andrew's name? Is Douglas "Dougie" Graves another Dale Cooper doppelganger?
havent checked into /calg/ since christmas but wanted to share this with ya'll, found a working link of the old /b/ wincest collection if anyone remembers ittinyurl WincestDumpthebarchive com/b/thread/945052994/#945153733
>>5604927363) The whole point is minimizing risk, again two corpses that starved to death with only a single non-fatal cut to one of them seems pretty hard to investigate. Again the whole point is minimizing risk, I never said it would garauntee getting away with it, just that it would be be considerably less risky.3) I didn't want to specify it, but using the warden's floor keys to open everyones doors and completely screw up the entire operation up by creating dozens of targets for the organ harvesting operation to deal with was bold option. Even if they deduce it to the Graves being responsible, they'll have their hands tied up atleast dealing with a magnitude more people they have to deal with across the whole town. Especially if they start suspiciously all getting killed, the odds something goes wrong for them skyrockets. Just something, or hell even leaking the organ harvesting documents to the police (who genuinely seem uncorrult) anonymously or to the news or anyone, they just need to make the powers that be prioritize much bigger fish to fry. Again none of this is holistic, just utilitarian, or atleast something- seeing as doing nothing got them hunted down anyways.5) He could have just robbed her blind regardless for his own personal gain the year he was away from Ashley without her knowing.6) That does seem fair, I guess mileage does vary if you see that as worthwhile, which I of course have no issue with anyone enjoying. I genuinely don't want to put anyone down for liking this game's writing.>>560493693I said from Julia's perspective, I never said it was an actually hally relationship, she overall looked happy in a lot of the chapter 3 flashbacks !and willing to keep that charade going for a whole year. Andrew otherwise was not getting enough out of it was my point, if he genuinely cared so little he really should have just squeezed her dry of money and the likes. He sincerely looked so miserable- he could've atleast leached off of her.
How do I covertly increase my sister's prolactin levels? Let's not go overboard either, just enough to get some milk without giving her osteoporosis.
>>5604951581. it's true that not finishing the parents would have minimized risk, but again, there's an textual explination for why andrew didn't do that2. if they freed everyone in the building, they would run into the opposite problem; someone would tell the police, and now the sibling's are on the cop's radar for manslaughter & canabalism. The point is that from the very begninning, andrew & ashley only have eachother3. at the time he was dating julia, his stated intention was to eventually marry her. He had a job and didn't need the money for anything, why would he steal from her?4. it's not just that I personally "see the plot as worthwhile", the plot objectively is worthwhile, and you haven't given any substantial reason for why you find the conflict between andrew & ashley to be non-compelling
>>560482451She could cook them?
>>560495158Julia literally writes a letter to Andrew realizing how horrible Andrew as to her. It's almost like the few glimpses we see of Julia in the flashbacks is showing her unaware of how shitty Andrew actually is and how he mistreats her. Even with that, there's a flashback where Andrew scares Julia for a moment. Why would Andrew try to squeeze Julia out of money? The main point of the relationship Andrew had with Julia was to dispell rumours about him and Ashley, have sex and project his feelings on Ashley unto Julia.
I would have loved Julia.
>>560495358Getting her pregnant is the simplest method.
I would have hated julia
crayon doodle douglas is doing a LOT of heavy lifting right now
I would have cucked Julia by fucking my sister behind her back
>>560495739Why I didn't want to mention the freeing everyone path, because it would logically have been much more covoluted to have worked. I say they could have made it a game of telephone making everyone pass the key around to their neighbor so that everyone is complicit, or of course something more ornate. But I otherwise question the premise of the people they are freeing would rat them out to the authority for cannibalism, especially if they just lock the two apartments that contain evidence, or of course just burn the building down with their evidence after freeing everyone. My point anyways isn't that they have to trust anyone else, just that they have to create a pandemonium to get the forces off their back for a while longer than in-canon. They didn't even have to leave the organ harvesting documents on the table, atleast take those.3) I get Andrew is a dumbass, I don't like that he is one. He could have just broken up then if he truly wanted to a normal life and tried with another woman because he blatantly is miserable with Julia. (side note: was Andrew cheating on Julia retconned? Or should have we assumed Ashley was just pulling his leg in that talk?)>>560495974That was after months of pondering, influence from Jane, and a year of being aloof. My main argument is after he leaves high school though and moves in with Julia though, so the rumor issue wasn't important anymore anyways. It all comes down to Andrew fundamentally lying to himself to keep up an image of a normal relationship. This isn't too bad in a vacuum, it's just so clearly badly executed, again he could have tried with some other woman and tried to form a more sincere relationshio if he was so wklling to be normal. It just seems so needlessly contradictory, it's not a binary between just two woman existing he could have done so much more, if he truly wanted a normal happy life.
Teenshley was the peak of part 3
>>560394535 that little shit deserved to get ACK'd by andrew
>>560495974On another note, it's blatantly contradictory to want to be normal and project blatantly supressed sexual desires about Ashley like that. If Andrew truly wanted to be normal, he probably should have questioned why he was trying so hard to make Julia look like Ashley and question if that was a healthy or 'normal' thing of him to do. Why it took speaking to a fucking demon for such an obvious issue to finally be brought up was baffling. It's not just something you can ignore, it's blatantly dumb that he never addressed this to himself, he's just an idiot for having kept this nonsense relationship up with no introspection at some point, no rational person just lets this continue especially when he isn't getting anything out of it and is just miserable. Just why half-ass it so much?
>>5604975031) its not that the fellow prisoners would have "told on them", it's that they would have gone to the police, who would launch an investigation, which would probably find evidence of the sibling's crimes.2) so, your second point makes me question if you've even watched a playthrough of this game.First of all, Andrew never said he cheated on julia and there is no evidence in the game that he did, nor would it make any sense if he did.second of all, andrew's relationship with julia is tragic; and it is tragic because he dates her to avoid the guilt of his actions, and the shame of his love for ashley, but his guilt & shame are exactly what prevents him from having an actual relationship with julia; this information is presented to the reader in the most explicit way possible, short of just saying it outright. Dating a different girl would not change a single thing about this problem; andrew even says (again, explicitly) that julia is "perfect for falling in love with"
>>560497810She's such a cute little lemon muffin
>>560498827Those aren't contradictory. You can want to be normal, but still have the subconcious desires pop up.Also like I said, most of his highschool was relatively peaceful there wasn't much of anything to challenge that status quo during that period. Also you're just lying, Andrew has had plenty of times before talking to Lord Unknown to think about his relationship with Ashley. It's just LU was the first person he could confide into to open up to.
>>560498827>Just why half-ass it so much?Because he's just like his mom.
>>560500307>>560500660how we are GENUINELY moving against this random dude
>>560380604would raspberry tummy
The thought crossed my mind recently:>Burying one's problems and pretending everything is hunky-dory doesn't solve anything. In fact, it often makes matters worseYou know, maybe this could be true with the insane path of burial, but what about sane? Maybe it's different considering in long term romantic relationships, but thete have been countless times with personal friends where they've caused my strife or annoy me, we either squash it by talking or just not for a long time. A few times it was something trivial and we just agreed to start over better. You're telling me there's no chance for these characters to just say, "yeah, we've had bad moments, good moments, whatever. But let's just try and start again clean and pretend thats behind us". You're telling me that isn't possilbe for these two?
>>560501218That's literally what cliffhanger is about because Andrew and Ashley talk about their problems with each other, and Ashley feels guilty over how she treats Andrew
>>560501218Ashley, maybe? She seems to be balancing herself and Leyley more and more as time goes on. It's Andrew that would fuck it all up. He doesn't seem to register Ashley's growth, his own facade is breaking apart, and Andy is worse than early Leyley while pretending to be better.
so, whats the moral of the story?
>>560501678sex. with sisters.
>>560501678Be nice to your sister, go to church, and don't trust the government.
>>560501678Be open with your family and talk out your problems.>>560501743Or this
>>5605003071) In that case, wouldn't the authorities have much bigger fish to fry? Like the whole organ harvesting operation? I mean there are dozens more people who'll care about almost dying in the apartments, especially when some of the people will be malnourished to near death, again they could have just tipped anonymously the organ harvesting to the news- the police and organ harvesters and Toxisoda will be much more focused on dealing with all of this especially when people will test negative for parasites. And hell, even if the worst did happen, they're legal case isn't even so bad. The evidence of straight up starving them, the warden's compliance in letting them die, the 302 lady trying to actually kill Andrew, Ashley not being responsible for any kills anyways, and the cannibalism being fairly justified in literal starvation circumstances, the only issue will be their neighbor possibly being killed. Otherwise they both haven't committed anything too malicious yet by then.2) Pic related. Again, Andrew is an idiot, that's my problem. I get and know he won't be happy with anyone else besides Ashley, my point is he doesn't even try and doesn't know that yet really. If he did try or did realize this, he would have logically have given up on Julia right and there no? As for the guilt, it goes out the window by chapter 3 anyways, he has no remorse murdering now- hell he has no remorse for hurting Julia anyways as shown in his memories when he cares more about hurting Julia for not giving him a decent blowjob. >>560500660He should have thought that maybe there was something concerning about his subconscious desires, it did take until speaking with Lord Unknown for him to finally aknowledge it. And I didn't say anything about Andrew not introspecting about his relationship with Ashley. I was referring to his coping mechanism with Julia regarding Ashley, that was just objectively weird of him and he should have known better that this wasn't doing him any good.
>>560501538>He doesn't seem to register Ashley's growthI disagree with this part. He even separates Ashley and Leyley in his mind according to SnS timeline. I suspect we'll have to see exactly how Andrew evolves going into burial. Maybe he'll bury his violent tendencies, and maybe Ashley will bury her more childlike character traits.
Coffin proves the superiority of PC gaming
What kind of chapstick does ashley wear
>>560500973I will say, I really do like that we're having this discussion, ya'll have made fair points and have been thoughtful- you guys are chill in my book, and thanks for giving me a lot to think about.
>>560502050I'm pretty sure Andrew would have already realized something is up with how he looks into Julia with Ashley from that dream scene where he kisses Ashley. I don't know where you're getting the idea it required him to be with LU to realize that.
>>560502846It's more that he didn't stop to doing anything about it when he started being with Julia. Like he knew it was issue, and still was making Julia tie her hair up without making any connection in that flashback in chapter 2? Admittely I will give Nemlei some grace in that it was just one line in chapter 2. I haven't brought it up, but as this project spiraled into a years long affair for her, I do have to give her some leniency on some of these subtler details. Having to keep track of a script that is for nearly a dozen hours of content is probably why this inconsistency in Andrew's characterization occurred, especially since this is the first time she's ever tackled a script/ writing project this long and across such a long time.
>>560503250Okay you're making assumptions. Andrew suggested that, but that doesn't automatically mean Julia wears a ponytail all the time, hence every flashback with Julia doesn't show her with a ponytail. Hell we don't even know Julia even went along with Andrew's request.
>>5605020501) in the process of investigating the harvesting operation, they authorities will likely come across the corpse in the sibling's freezer(you)r picrel is just ashley exaggerating, as far as we know, andrew has only had sex with 1 non-ashley woman2) you're contradicting yourself by saying that andrew needs to "fix the problem that he doesn't know he has" in order for the game to be well written.In reality, andrew is aware, at least on some level, that he has these problems, but he has trouble reconciling this being-aware with his actions. For example, in highschool, he knows that his love for ashley and his desire to be normal are at a fundimental impasse; this creates tension, & from that tension, drama (ex. he tries to cut of ashley, but then he comes back to her, but that makes julia unhappy, ect.)your "complaints" confuse problems with problematics; one is a mistake, the other is the beating heart of metaphor>>560502658gay
>>560503480Even if it's just a one-off, it was fundamentally trying to demonsfrate thst Andrew wanted something else, someone else. That was the point of that specific flashback. It doesn't matter if Julia didn't follow through or doesn't wear it all the time, when the point was that Andrew was having no issues subconsciously lusting after Ashley after he had already become lucid of this said lust at this point in the story.>>5605038181) Like I said, when there is documented proof of the wardens refusing to feed people of specific blood types, and all the people of their blood type in the apartments will be malnourished or have died of starvation, the case seems relatively easy, the bigger issue will be proving their neighbor was already dead, but eating his remains is fairly easy to defend otherwise. Especially if they do plea deals. This isn't even getting into the fact that authorities will also spend resources on the life-insurance fraud. Again- so many more people are going to prioritized over them.The picrel was more in reference to the chapter 1 era when we didn't know if Ashley was exaggerating or not at the time.2) It's more that there's inconsistency about Andrew being aware at some points, and then not in other scenes. My biggest issue is that he isn't rational, he isn't happy trying to be normal (to appease who exactly, the high school he no longer goes to? Society? Renee? Himself?) so I find the pre-quarantine drama just dumb. Especially when he genuinely doesn't even care about Julia, so that last example about her being unhappy doesn't even factor into Andrew's calculus. Does Andrew care about Julia or does he not? And if not, why make himself happy for someone he doesn't even care about?
>>5605050141) someone else commiting a crime doesn't get you off the hook2) Andrew actually is a reasonable person, however, the logic he bases his reasoning off of is fundimentally incorrect. For example, ideally, spending time with Julia & ashley shouldn't be an issue; but in reality, it does cause issues because he can't (or doesn't want to) put his foot down with ashley, leading him to prioritize her, and this is ultimately why julia dumps himMoreover, the reason he cares about Julia dumping him, is because he thinks that he can "eventually" have a normal life with her (he planned to move out & marry her when he's done with college)But after they break up, and esspecially after the phone call in cliffhanger, andrew starts to accept that that relationship was unworkable, and starts pushing boundries with ashley; but again, this process is sequential & dramatic, ie. It doesn't happen "all at once"
>>5605066451) I never said that, It's more that there more likely than not to be acquitted considering the circumstances surrounding all the nonsense around them. Assuming their country's legal system works by jury, it seems like a really tough conviction to make stick, especially if there is a plea deal. Again their only really dubious crime will be if their neighbor was alive and they killed him to eat. But again, the facts are pretty generous to them, especially when the entire building of people will almost definitely be on their side if they need witnesses to testify.2) That's the issue, that's my point. Andrew's logic is not just wrong, but egregiously bad. Especially when he blatantly hates the idea of being with Julia. That year with her made him miserable. Why he wants to go back to something he so clearly despised is just nonsensical. He didn't want a life with Julia, HE KNOWS he doesn't want a life with Julia, why does he care so much about that idiotic plan? It was never going to work.
>>5605076451) considering how the conspiracy is able to operate in broad daylight, and how it basically has control over the media, and considering the fact that it is definetly not legal to mutilate, eat, and refrigerate a corpse, I'd say that their chances of getting let off the hook for that are very low, it would at least require some lawyers that they can't afford2)-characters have flawed logic all the time han solo has the flawed logic that he shouldn't care about the rebellion, but he's still a good character because he changes over the course of the trilogy-andrew tells himself that he'll move out with julia after college because he's in denail about his feelings. True, he's accepted ashley back into his life, but he hasn't yet let go of his fantasy of making Julia happy; it's important to keep in mind that a major part of his wanting to make her happy, comes from his guilt over killing nina (julia's childhood friend)
>>560508160On the cannibalism, again the wardens straight up had orders not to feed their blood type. All those people with thst blood type are starving and corroborate that they haven't been fed. I think in any rational court, Andrew and Ashley get accquitted. And on case their whole society is screwed, burn their evidence and building to the ground! Make it look like an accident, while taking the documents and whatever other evidence of the organ harvesting out. If the conspiracy is so bad, doesn't that make it even more egregious they didn't even try covering their steps? At the end of the day the evidence they'll have, the famished people that'll have evacuated who are all conveniently the same blood type, and the lack of clues leading to them underscoring that they fundamentally could have so easily covered their tracks so much more.>>560508160I wouldn't mind this, if my biggest gripe thereforth would become this then: Why is Andrew so willing to murder innocent people by chapter 3 then? If he genuinely feels shame for what he did to Nina (which he apparently still does at his Parent's new home in that dream) Then why the character shift at the campsite? This is my biggest issue, Andrew is both a moron and evil, and it makes him just so annoying and his drama so dumb and pointless. If he was just a little sharper, or little more decent, none of these issues of his would be here. And the story only needs minor adgustments to still maintain the same sequence overall. And Han Solo never does anything counterproductive against his own goals when working with the rebels, even if he doesn't endorse the rebellion. He doesn't switch sides at any point, he simply leaves whenever he didn't see any benefits- but he didn't proactively work against the goals of the rebellion, unlike Andrew with his goals. He fucks up his relationship with Ashley in exchange for hating himself being with Julia. Han's logic and ethical values work together fine, Andrew's are broken.
I'm actually glad there's actual game discussion going on today.
你们这些胆小鬼连可卡因都不会抽
>>560508160this is hot as fuck
>>5605092601) not all courts are "just", in fact, none are. It's reasonable to assume that the siblings would probably face jail time, esspecially if their government is already corrupt, which it does seem to be2) After chosing "andrew" in the car, Andrew very quickly shifts into a mentality of 'extreme boundry-pushing'; he tests ashley with the phone call, agrees to target the campers, and kills their child on a whim. This isn't inconsistent, it's supposed to contrast with previous mentality of guilt and rigidness.Moreover, it should be said that andrew did 'enjoy' his relationship with julia; he enjoyed the sex (during the divorce) and the attention from ashley via. her abuse of julia (post-reconnection); it was untenable, but there were still moments that he liked>>560510056right? the hand under the shorts is perfect
>>560380604I want to motorboat her belly
Hypothetically speaking. Whats the worst way Nemlei could ruin the game?
>>560512159worse case scenario: she tries to appease the antis
>>560512159By releasing Episode 2
>>560512159A Disney style disclaimer against incest, and the best ending being Andrew and Ashley separating and not really caring that much.
>>560512387To think /calg/ would have died by now if the no vote passed in Summer 2023...
Are there any Nemleiverse characters you could crack open a cold one with?
>>560512159Make Ashley a false protagonist in Decay.. wait a minute!
>>560494239While Douglas seems to be at the very least neutral towards Andrew, the later only feels contempt towards him and consistently remarks how he doesn't want to become his dad. I think it fits into the theme of each children hating their parents of the same sex and their similarities while simultaneously being jealous of what they had (in Ashley's case, Renee's complete devotion from her loved one, in Andrew's, Douglas being able to get laid).To add to that, if I remember it right Ashley never does or say anything against Douglas, unlike Andrew (tbf she barely acknowledges him) unless it's a way to hurt Renee.
Need to eat ashleys sweaty ass after she gets back from the gym
>>560514348I mean, it's quite literally going to be... considering she's basically the main protagonist. We learned just about everything about Andrew... now we deep dive into Leyley. I'm sure there's deep truama there. Probably witnessed her beloved brother be abused by grandpa... Ya know... I'm not saying it's gonna happen, but what are they chances we learn about a sexual crime being committed against her? Douglas got a little too handsy...
>>560514228With Ashley you could probably crack open a strawberry ice slushy
>>560512630>capitalising the brand name in the URLHoly narcissism
>>560517739It gets worse....video.com
>>560481847I clocked it from the hip shape
>>560496245He said covertly, that's a tiny but tricky if it involves getting her pregnant, both the act and the eventual are a bit obvious
>>560497810More like trashley
>>560495358Stress and pain can induce elevated prolactin levels
https://x.com/i/status/2011541371484831961
>Still no news.Its never coming out is it?
>>560505014You can realize the root of your subconcious desires, while still indulge into them or still fall into subconciously doing it.
>>560521024April 1st. Trust the plan.
I feel expecting the two siblings to figure out the perfect cover plan before leaving the apartment is just nitpicking. They have been trapped and starved in that damn apartment for months but the first time in months they have the opportunity of freedom. People aren't going to be extremely logical in everything, especially given their circumstances.
>>560521762If characters in a story were perfectly logical in every single thing then there wouldn't be a story to tell. There'd be no inciting incidents because nobody would do anything wrong. The mishaps are what make fiction interesting because they're what get characters into interesting situations and reveal their psychologies
>>560512159Have a ntr ending where Ashley leaves Andrew for another man
>>560521762Yeah, I didn't read any of the posts in that argument after that one guy said it was stupid of them not to wipe the security tapes. Andrew and Ashley were racing against the clock, trying to escape before they were discovered. They had no time
These threads have been lacking Julia lately
I like my incest media with LOVE and CARING and not just sheer lust
>>560523516Agreed
>>560523282good
>>560513770Odds are it would have died regardless given that it was hitting page 10 multiple times a day back then, but FWIW it's certain that Episode 3 would look a lot different had Episode 2 not been released. Much shorter.
>>560524836>it's certain that Episode 3 would look a lot different had Episode 2 not been releasedHow so?
>>560524967Nemlei's original timeline in 2023 was that BOTH Burial and Decay would be released by the end of 2024. Meaning that Coffin would be a finished game. Now, this doesn't mean a minor delay into 2025 would have been out of the question, but it certainly means that development of just the first route dragging into 2026 wasn't on the cards. Not without the financial windfall provided by the release of Episode 2 that allowed her to commit to the game full-time.The only alternative scenario where we still end up here after voting against Early Access is where Nemlei decides to release Episode 2 later anyway.
>>560525352I think the schedule changed because Nemlei just got caught up in something else. After all she stopped programming the game outright and just dictates it to Kit9 and his goons while Nemlei contributes the artwork and story.
>>560525865Nemlei already had unspecified "real life obligations" in 2023, which is one of the reason why the vote came to pass. We can only speculate but it's most likely the need to work a job.But whatever the case, there's no way she'd be able to get Coffin on the scale that it's now turning out to be released by the original time date even if she could have dedicated all of her time to it. It's way too big now for that to be an even remote possibility.
>>560526462To this day Burial still hasn't entered production (apart from the story which was already written before Episode 2 came out), and Nemlei already had been both programming and drawing for Decay during Episode 2's development. I think it's just a simple matter of Nemlei underestimating the man hours that this project needed.
>>5605102531) With the evidence at hand of what happened, and considering that the police in their world have been characterized as to being a part or aware of any of this from what we've seen (that is up in the air). And again, if their legal system was that bad anyways, then just destroy the evidence incriminating them and the apartment to begin with so that the organ harvesters and police focus on bigger things. Especially if the conspiracy is such an open-air secret- why leave so much evidence that traces back to you?2) Murdering innocent people wasn't boundary pushing, It completely changed what kind of character Andrew was. If he was literally just this one conversation away from deep down, ruining everyone's life around him- him having tried at all to be normal just seems even more incoherent. And whatever Andrew enjoyed, my main point again is that he never got enough out of it to have ever justified wanting to continue or caring to continue. The sex and phonecalls seem comparatively minor to what became a monotanous life for him. It was a net negative for him, I really doubt Nemlei was trying to convey that this was a net good and happy experience for hm.>>560526462What I find interesting was both that engine reset back in spring 2024 that slowed production timetambles for some time- and then chapter 3 finishing in October of '24 to be put up for a vote. It seemed chapter 3 was a year long effort overall, so chapter 4 seems even bigger a massive margin seeing as it's been a year-and-a-half and it's still not close to done. I really do wonder if Nemlei ever thought about how long this project was going to be when making that demo. Would her other games have spiraled like this into a years-long effort had one of them been the one to blow up?
>>560526628Really doubt that. In late 2023, Decay was 10% complete, according to her at the time. Even if we charitably assume this refers to Decay's current scope, that still leaves ~6-8 hours worth of content yet to be made. That's just one Episode 3A. No reason to believe Burial will or was ever intended to differ significantly in size. So, ~15-20 hours worth of content, in all likelihood. Even assuming everything went perfectly, and issues like the RPGMaker limitation never reared its head, it's way too much for a 2024 complete release to be an even optimistic forecast.Nemlei already had years of VN development under her belt, plus Episode 1. She'd have a decent idea of her own limitations and the pace she could expect to have. Not perfect but certainly not that she'd make a mistake of underestimating the work required by *several years*.
>>560528387>She'd have a decent idea of her own limitations and the pace she could expect to have.Not really because Coffin isn't a VN though, when you stop to think about what's going on under the hood it truly is remarkable how much attention to detail there is. You've got all these complicated event trees for dialog and flags and just about everything in the game can be interacted with. Not to mention all the puzzles.Basically, her VN experience doesn't really carry over to designing an actual Nemleivania.
>>560528607When she came up with the estimate, Episode 1 was already complete and Episode 2 was mostly done too.>>560528182>Would her other games have spiraled like this into a years-long effort had one of them been the one to blow up?Not sure. Coffin had the benefit of ending on a cliff-hanger at Episode 1, unlike her previous work which were complete. For e.g. NGN she'd have to force a sequel, but I'm not sure how much potential the Adventures of Noelle, Yule, and their demon baby would have. Maybe in that scenario she'd do a "spiritual sequel" with a similar premise but much expanded.
>>560529124 (me)>cliff-hangerProbably inappropriate use of that word, but open ended regardless. You know what I mean.
>>560529124Divilethion's one route was definitely open ended, and considering how similar to Tcoaal it is, I don't doubt it would have steered in a similar direction, and games like Candy Scabs did leave room hinting that expansion if she wanted to was in the cards.
I want sister sex and I want it NOW
On a final note though, I am confident she has started on Burial atleast by now. There is no way we aren't over halfway through development, this game can't take 6 years can it?>>560528387Her longest ever project before, JiaC was only worked on for a few months- she doesn't have the experience of working with a years-long script for a new game engine.
There are only two tragedies in lifeThe first is not getting everything you desireThe second is getting it
>>560529667In what ways exactly is sister sex better than other kinds of sex?
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley episode 4A will release May 24, 2026. Episode 3B will release October 2027, and Episode 4B will release Q1 of 2029.
I want to probe Ashley's anal cavity so much!
>>560534919Good thing that Ashley takes it up the ass
>mfw my sister laughs when I tease her instead of getting angryMy powers... I'm growing weak
>>560537993Cute!
>>560485229Any end where Ashley changes her polka dot underwear to something more mature?>>560475775Pussies are overrated and just as gross. Just this week my sister put me in charge of laundry and I found some weird sticky thing in her panties. When she watched me notice it, she got red and said its a normal thing girls leak while visibly angry, apparently she's ovulating rn.I mean you're telling me they leak such gross stuff from time to time? What if I'm eating a girl out and suddenly she releases such a thing in my face?
>>5605281821) even if they do "cover up all the evidence", they still don't have an alabi, and the conspiracy might use violince to target them anyways2) killing an innocent person does not "change andrew's character", chronologically, that is the second thing he does in the series (Nina); much like his relationship with julia, his guilt over nina's death is caught up in two mutually exclussive currents. He feels guilty about his crime, but he also enjoys getting away with it, and this dilema is the exposition of his relationship with his mother.You keep saying andrew is "an idiot" for not just "giving up" on all his relationships and magically becoming happy thereafter, but what does that actually mean to you? What do you think andrew should actually do in order to be "well written"?
If Andrew wasn't available, would Ashley make for a good girlfriend or wife?
>>560546569Isn't that the Chinese website
>>560546569>he also enjoys getting away with itI don't think he extracts any joy (ancillary or otherwise) from Nina's death.
>>560546690*If Andrew weren't
>>560547006yes he does, he likes being-with-ashley; that's like, the main reason he gives (in the flashback) for why he doesn't want to go to jail
>>560546690No. She'd either be insanely jealous like the canon version, or a turbohussy.
>>560547418Obviously Andrew wouldn't want to go to prison. That doesn't mean he's proud of getting away with Nina's death.
>>560547521read what I wrote, dipshit; his enjoyment of getting away with the crime is IN CONFLICT with his guilt over killing nina
>>560547628>his enjoyment of getting away with the crimeNTA but Andrew has no enjoyment of getting away with the crime. He's glad not to go to prison, but you're saying that getting away with it brings him joy, which it does not
>>560547628Andrew has many conflicts dude, but this isn't one of them.
>>560547846"glee" and "joy" are synonyms, so I genuinely don't know what you're even trying to say>>560548243oh nvm, I guess it's actually not one of them
>>560548435Anon-dono, there is a difference between enjoying getting away with murder, and being relieved that you are not in prison. Those are simply to separate ideas: the former is about actively making antisocial decisions whereas the latter is about how secure he feels in the aftermath. Andrew obviously prefers to be a free man, but that doesn't mean he takes pride in avoiding the law.
>>560547509>or a turbohussy.I demand an Ashley in soapland bad end where she's forced to jerk off clients while sobbing and wondering why her life ended like that!
>>560549268Anon. I want to watch YOU whore yourself out to old men for money. And I want to watch you finish your shift in tears. No, I want you to break down mid-handjob. And then I want you to feel even more worthless because your moodkilling sobbing has made the client go limp. Your best chance at life was to jack off old men and you couldn't even get that right.
>>560549587>sobbing has made the client go limpSpeak for yourself
>>560549156you are being pedantic & this is the definition of "a distinction without a difference". Moreover, you're contradicting yourself; On the one hand, you describe 'enjoyment' as:>enjoying for getting away with murder (feeling-enjoyment)but in the next sentance you say that this is:>ACTIVE anti-sociality (in contrast to a mere 'feeling')Your second definition is (obviously) false, and again, I have no idea what's motivating you here
>>560549587Please stop anon, I can only get so hard! I'd be a regular client to Ashley if she was available and would do my best to turn her into a single mom so hard
>>560494457holy based
>>560549797>>sobbing has made the client go limp>Speak for yourselfB A S E DASEDThe sobbing only makes it better. If only there was a way to make Ashley scream, maybe by taking her anal virginity without lube I'd probably get addicted.
>>560549839Dude, I mean no offence but am I arguing with an AI or something? Andrew doesn't get a kick out of getting away with Nina's death; he is however glad to not be in prison. That is not a contradiction and it should be extremely easy to tell why unless one is intentionally mangling the English language to promote some retarded flanderisation of Andrew. Unfortunately I know where this goes next: you will post your copypasta about how every argument in this thread boils down to somebody pretending to not understand basic reality, and then ascribing this to your opponent instead of yourself.
>>560549268>and wondering why her life ended like that!Bonus points if she blames Andrew for her bad decisions just like a realistic woman. Fuck how I love this broody bitch like you wouldn't believe!
>>560550652I did not want to learn today that the sister anal poster is also a bottom of the barrel hussy. I trusted you to be based, and here you are being abjectly unbased.
>>560550751[loading]That's a great response!when I say "andrew enjoys getting away with murder", you seem to hear "andrew enjoys murdering people". Now, on some level, it is probably true that andrew does enjoy murdering people (he wishes he could have killed the security gaurd slower, ect.), but my argument is simply that child andrew "enjoys" getting away with murder, ie. Not going to jail, not being seperated from ashley, not getting into trouble with his parents. This 'glad-not-to-be' is still a positive enjoyment, however, so I'm not totally sure where the disagreement is in your mindIf you want, I could explain more about: the coffin of andy & leyley
The people love Slutley!
Ashley looks like she'd have amazing anal grip>>560551895Imagine if your sister dressed like that, anon. She'd probably need some thorough and hard anal rape correction
>>560551816Good response, but you're missing an em dash. If you want people to think you're using AI, you need an em dash and a one character ellipsis
>>560551816Similarly, enjoying murder is also different from enjoying the artistry behind avoiding the consequences of one's actions. Please try again CalgGPT
>>560552259got it, those tow are different thingsunfortunately I said as much; in fact that's my entire argument, dipshit>>560552034...Ok, thank's for the heads up I'll be sure to use the following from now on:-em dash-elipses
>>560552761>...Not quite right. Idk what the proper term is, but there's a kind of ellipses that's all one character. What I mean is that the ellipses that you and I used are three periods, you can see that when you highlight them. But there's a kind that's just one character where you can't select the separate dots. I only know that people some people love freaking out about AICoffinGPT must be immaculate
>>560551895>sister in publicBulky hoody, baggy jeans>sister in privateT-shirt, short-shorts, no bra. Normalize sisters dressing fuckably at home.
>>560552761>unfortunately I said as muchUnfortunately you've been saying the whole time that Andrew specifically enjoys getting away with Nina's death, and have been adamant that this is ontologically the same thing as Andrew's relief to not be in prison, despite the fact any reasonable Anglo-Saxon-Jute would tell you these are seperate wants.
I want to watch her whore herself to old men for money.
>>560554439Paying to get a handjob from Ashley!Giving her some extra for a footjob!Ashley looking at you in disgust as you cum all over her pristine pale feet!Fingering Ashley and making her cum before fucking her silly!Turning Ashley into a teen mother like Reenee!
I thought something smelled unpleasant.
>>560555704Ashley's pussy stinks?
>>560555270Paying Ashley to let me jerk off onto her little face!
>>560555752No, but that's okay. Those who know, know.
>>560554363What andrew enjoys about getting away with murder, is that he's not in prison. Ontologically. So therefore, these two "wants" aren't mutually exclusive. Epistimologically. In fact, they're basically the same thing. Epirically. Normatively, that is.
Are we being raided again
>>560555923Anon, we live perpetually under raid conditions. The statement, "everything I disagree with is bait" is unironically the truest thing ever said in this general.
>>560556152I hate fifth columnists like you wouldn't believe. /calg/ hasn't been "raided" since ~late 2024. But people like you always make it out to be that everyone is some secret enemy when you really want to undermine the people of /calg/ having fun. It's constant vibe-harshing under the guise of "no really bro, I'm actually trying to save the thread"Fuck you
>>560557232Bro is just saying words rn.
>>560557232That sounds like something a Raid: Shadow Legends player would say.
>>560557232We literally got raided by a /v/ haggot from November-January lol, were you even here? And forgive me for raising my eyebrow over absolutely retarded off-topic samefag ERP about rub'n'tugs accompanied by an image of Yuffie Kisaragi.
>>560551895I swear if she wasn't european she'd be white trailer trash and I love her
>>560557591We've had tons of different raids, possibly with some overlap with one person acting as multiple different bad actors. Nowadays I would say we're less "being raided" and more like "under occupation." The occupation in question is by a person or people with absolutely zero decorum treating the thread as something for THEIR entertainment rather than the collective entertainment of its occupants, like a child at a birthday party bodyslamming the cake because doing so entertained him at the expense of everyone else. It's very third-world-coded, which is a bit of a running theme.
>>560557625*hits pips*Ayup, nuttin' quite like a trashy slut. That hits the spot
>>560558185>Nowadays I would say we're less "being raided" and more like "under occupation."You guys are so dramatic
>>560558597>he says, whining about a supposed fifth-column
>>560558670Fuck you
>>560558670Fair enough, Anondy. WE are so dramatic
>>560546690Ashley cooks and cleans, can't say the same for Gen Z women.
>>560559279>cooksNot very well
>>560559558She prepares some really mean oat cookies!>>560559279I'll give it to her, didn't value how good we had it in the 90's
>>560559558>Not very wellI would rather have a woman who barely knows how to cook but is willing than a woman who refuses to. Even when my sister was first learning how to cook something more complicated than instant ramen and reheated starbucks leftovers, it was preferable over being with a dumb bitch whose only skills are consuming oxygen and having a hole.
>>560559558Ashley has cooked and eaten human meat twice without getting prion. She knows her stuff.
>>560560050kekles
>>560559736Most of bunnycleaver art I see these days seems to make Leyley into a preteen/early teen rather than the younger her we see in-game. It just keeps her hairstyle. What can be inferred from this?
>>560559867>>560559887>>560560050She LITERALLY made soup that was dry
>>560559887>it was preferable over being with a dumb bitch whose only skills are consuming oxygen and having a hole.Exactly. Even then, that hole is overrated. I'd say the anus is tighter and more delicious than whatever's on the front
>>560560535No, she figuratively made soup that was dry. Obviously it had moisture, but the meat lacked that certain juiciness with the bite because it was knowingly overcooked by necessity of avoiding dangerous pathogens.
>>560560535It was missing a special ingredient;
>>560560805Pulped snow sprite...
>>560560670>knowingly overcooked by necessity of avoiding dangerous pathogens.Having to overcook food to make it safe is the definition of being a bad cook>>560560805Are... are you asking Ashley to pee in the soup?
>>560561039>Having to overcook food to make it safe is the definition of being a bad cookHonest question, are you fucking retarded?
>>560561219If the only way you can make something safe to eat is by massively overcooking it, you're a bad cookPrions disease is only when you eat the brain btw
>>560561543>yesThank you for answering my question.
>>560561725Dumbley can't cook
The conversation made me want to recheck this scene. Damn, Andrew really goes out of his way to take a shot at Ashley. He really didn't have to.How mean
>>560562041Whose fault could that be?
>>560559867>She prepares some really mean oat cookies!Real mean, they bite back.Mandatory Ashley stress baking art request
>>560562797She's 20 years old. Maybe she should get a job and learn how to take care of herself
https://litter.catbox.moe/ljil5jtmv3pv9br9.mp4https://x.com/forbiddenchees8/status/2033081559020908679
Like I said: permanent occupation
>>560563236Reenee selling Ashley off to the army!
Reminder that Ashley loves Andrew and Andrew alone.
>>560564903Put that bitch in the Childhood Ruining Machine
>560564841I think you're just autistic. People who spam "le epic disgruntled" reaction images like this every single thread whenever someone posts something you don't like are always massive fags, just look at /doe/ on /trash/.
>>560565210>I think you're just autistic>just look at /doe/ on /trash/
>>560565210This, it's so annoying>more than one person posting something I dislike? This MUST be a coordinated effort to ruin my day!/calg/ is literally great, it's always so much fun. But whatever, he'll just call this samefagging
>>560565583>No, you don't understand, it's my god-given right to post horribly drawn cuckoldry artFundamentally unserious people. The goyim are cooked.
>>560565762Nobody said that. On the other hand, people actually said that posts they didn't like meant the thread was being raided
>>560565856>I'm putting my foot down! /calg/ has always enjoyed shitty cuckold art.What are we doing here, chief?
>>560565969
>>560565207Reenee should have sold out Ashley's pussy if she wanted quick cash
>>560566148It really did. Imagine picking now of all times to get upset about "not letting people have fun" and it's in defense of, and I have to reiterate: EXTREMELY badly drawn cuckoldry art. Before that it was ERPing about Ashley whoring herself out. Thirdies going five minutes without publicly masturbating over their abhorrent fetishes challenge: impossible.
>>560566338You're quoting people who don't exist and deliberately being divisive and inflammatory, only to turn around and call OTHERS baiting trolls. There's no fucking way you're being genuine and or acting in good faith. Fuck you
>>560566542Why are you so mad? I agree with you. Or did somebody NOT post badly drawn NTR art and have someone jump in to defend it because somebody expressed displeasure with it? Besides, you're the one being inflammatory using horrifically rude language, maybe you should calm down.
>>560565480Yes, you are just as autistic as them, gold star for comprehension.
>>560566258Fuck, I love Ashley rape. Renee should've sold them out to sex traffickers instead of organ harvesters
>>560566632>Why are you so mad? I agree with you. Because I love /calg/ and it pisses me off to see people try to make the threads out to suck.>because somebody expressed displeasure with it?It's so fucking disingenuous to pretend that this is what happened, as if I can't scroll up and see someone trying to convince everyone that /calg/ is under "permanent occupation". I'm sure you don't remember, but that kind of stuff can easily kill threads. If you successfully convince people that these threads are permanently ruined, people will fucking leave. So, yeah, it makes me mad that someone is trying to say /calg/ is ruined under the guise of actually pretending to care about it
>>560565969>chatGo back, now.
>>560567118Anon, you're being VERY divisive and inflammatory right now, I'm just trying to enjoy the thread and you're over here accusing everything you disagree with as being bait.
>>560566258I actually do hope Nemlei writes a rape scene of Andrew raping Ashley, maybe it can happen in Burial in a deadend subroute, Idk.
>560567470If you want to post disingenuously like this you need to make sure that the person you're replying to actually used your trigger word in their post.
>>560567745I'd like that too, but I don't think it'll happen. I've said this before, but Nemlei tends not to "double dip" on events/outcomes. So I think she already played her rape card, which is a shame. Also, there'll be no X rated material, so we're not getting a rape scene in the style of the beating scene. IMO, the only rape we're going to get is what we got, which is the implication that Andrew forces himself on Ashley in the SnS aftermath
>>560567861Anon, you're fuming so much you've resorted to playing the "I'm not touching you" game. I want you to realize you're kicking up a bigger tizzy over someone's right to post cuckoldry porn than I did by posting an image of grumpy Ashley at a computer. A bit of perspective goes a long way, my friend.
>>560567861Just let it go, anon. I didn't reply because at this point he's obviously just trying to troll (despite the initial claim being that we're the baiting raiders)Bathe thread police in thermonuclear fire
>>560568063I'm gonna double-dip on Nemlei's nemholes if she doesn't.
>>560568250Don't threaten her with a good time
>>560568063I can see what you mean, though with regards to double dipping, part of me thinks Burial will still parallel Decay in that both routes will involve one sibling trying to save the other sibling from the entity. Decay with cliffhanger seems to hint Ashley falling victim to the entity with the tailsman vision and Andrew not trusting the entity and warning Ashley.Meanwhile Burial has Andrew seem to fall victim to the entity with the marking and Ashley being worried about his behavior with casually butchering their parents corpses.
I seriously doubt Nemlei will include rape.
>>560568776Yeah, I get where you're coming from. The teaser from the last devlog with Ashley being headpat by 6eyes makes me think that the conflict of Cliffhanger might be Ashley falling for the cult in some way. And it seems kinda obvious that Burial will be about the hex on Andrew's hand in some way. >>560569172We already got that in SnS
>>560569307>We already got that in SnSNo we didn't.
>>560569369Ashley, you need to accept what happened... it's not your fault
it was just a slightly inoffensive netorare animation i really didnt expected that some of you take it too seriously
>>560570027>i really didnt expected that some of you take it too seriously
>>560570027>slightly inoffensive netorare>didnt expected that some of you take it too seriouslyBro where the FUCK do you think you are?
>>560570271I want ??? to fuck AshleyGOD, I wish this game came out when tentacle porn was still a thing
>>560570346First of all, I'm a cloud, I don't have tentacles. Second, I don't want to have sex, I want to watch it, between siblings.
>>560570346maybe he did fuck
>>560570539>I want to watch itOh, so when ??? talks about wanting to watch Ashley have sex with someone else, he's a heroBUT WHEN I DO IT!!!
I fucking loved SnS I don't think there's anything nemlei can do that could be better
>>560570649??? is semisolid mass of dark energies manipulating humankind to act in accordance with his inscrutable will. You're a weird gay loser masturbating to cuckold porn.
>>560570623My memory is failing me, wasn't the body in the bed a skeleton? Is Ashley skeletonsexual...?
>>560568428
>>560571134I want to fuck my cat-shaped little sister
>>560571268Anon, sisters aren't "cat-shaped," they're cats, full stop.
>>560570027Oh was that what that was meant to be? I thought it was a mirror scene
>>560571376Cats are still cat shapedAlso, I don't like cats and I think cat owners are kinda annoying. I just want to fuck my little sister, who happens to be cat-shaped
>>560571521>I don't like catsdie
>>560570027The fuck is this ntr animation people talking about?
>>560571521>I don't like cats
>>560571553I'm just not a pets guy in general. And it's really kinda annoying when people talk to you about their cat
>>560571808>mousey little sister who brings you stuff and says "for you, it's on the mouse!" every time
>>560572005But is she cheesed to greet you?
>>560572197Only if you haven't been a rat bastard
>>560571749some gay xitter shit, just ignore it
Knocking Ashley out and giving her surprise butt implants so that her butt is 2x the size when she wakes up
Knocking Ashley out and giving her surprised butt sex so her butt is sort when she wakes up.
Dadrew...
>>560571749this one >>560564724
>>560573586>her butt is sortMinor spelling error!!! Everyone point and laugh!
>>560573939This is how Andrew sees himself and Ashley when he's jerking off
>page 8I'm trying to come up with a hornypost, but I already did that today
I can't believe there are actual sex-having normalfags regularly browsing this thread...
>>560576903I want to frot with Thiu while we kiss, but in a straight way
>>560576713This is the face Ashley makes when she tries to be quiet in bed
I still demand the soapland endingAshley feels like she is autonomous and wants to live no matter what as evidenced in Splat, so if she was freed from Andrew's presence and intelligence, she'd probably resort to the easiest path to survival which is selling her holes
>>560568250I wonder how uncomfortable Kit9 gets knowing so many weirdos may or may not be joking about wanting to bang his wife.
>>560579363Booooooo, too happy. I want Ashley to become happy enough with herself that she doesn't want to die but then tragically loses Andrew anyway. She refuses to kill herself, but is a college drop out with no work history and so is forced back to the soaplands. She spends the rest of her days giving crying handjobs and lamenting how her life has gone so wrong
>>560579776I've already banged his wife.
>>560579363I feel the story tries to establish this special fated tie between the two siblings in that they can't live without each other, because even if Ashley doesn't want to die in that ending, she still joins Andrew in the suicide pact. As neat an ending would be to see one of the siblings try to survive without the other one, it's likely that they'll kill themselves eventually.
>>560580131>I feel the story tries to establish this special fated tie between the two siblings in that they can't live without each other,Yeah, that's pretty clear. It's why I have little faith in the soapland ending. Hornyposting aside, I do think it'd be nice to get an ending where one manages to live without the other. "Nice" in a crushingly depressing way, that is. Not that either is happy without the other, but just that they don't want to kill themselves. Given how awful that'd be, I do think one of the outcomes (but not endings) will involve that. Maybe Burial will have Andrew become a ??? thrall and Ashley stays in the cult to try and save him but ends up never really seeing him that often and so is alone
>>560579776>His sister-wifeFTFY
>>560579904I think realistically that is what would happen. Andrew is the smart one of the two but he lacks ego, that's why when Ashley is dead or gone he chooses death. Ashley meanwhile has ego for the both of them but lacks direction and is too impulsive so she'd fit perfectly into the slut role.Nem is really good at writing realistic women
>>560581027We know that Andrew kills himself in pretty much 100% of the timelines he loses Ashley, but I honestly don't think Ashley would ever kill herself. When Andrew brings it up in Ch1, she calls him crazy. When Andrew proposes it in Splat, Ashley really doesn't want to. She goes along with him, but even when falling, she looks scared while Andrew is laughing. So idk if Ashley would kill herself if Andrew died
You guys have gotten so faggy you know that
>>560581559Nuh-uh
>>560581285I think the fact she's unable to shoot Andrew in that route to defend herself demonstrates another example of her prioritizing Andrew over her own self preservation. Ashley also still tries to salvage saving Andrew even after the Entity took Andrew's soul to incapictate him and argued that he'd just try to kill her again.That's why she's the perfect sister-wife, she's loyal to the bitter end.
imagine julia but black, how could ashley compete?
Reminder:>Burial ending is the canonical, true resolution to the story>Burial is going to be the arc where the two work together as a team to expand on the greater story>Andrew's romantic feelings are not one sided, Ashley suppressed them in decay because she felt threatened because of the visions
Reminder:>dying with your sister is the most romantic end one can have
linux got banned in brazil btw
>>560581921Come at me bitch, I know you've been talking to Andy these past few months, guess who it was telling you that this was a date... Oh, I'm sorry, didn't realize you were an- American. No no, it's not a problem I was just expecting, someone from this country. No, it's not because I think that they're more capable or anything it's just... No gal, I don't have an issue with Americans. Some of my tastiest victims were Americans... Alright, that came out wrong.Listen, what I'm trying to say is... What? I'm sure you come from a very fine city. Very good with a basketball... Assuming? I'm not assuming anything. That's just what you people do... The royal you as in... Look, we got off on the wrong foot. But I will make sure you never get a chance to see Andy again like the filthy coon you- hussy... I meant hussy.Look, I'm sorry I just really expected a white girl. What? Why? Because Andy's girlfriends have all been white the last eight fucking times. I don't know what the hell Andrew's playing at being with a black but i assume it's a joke... No, I don't think negros are jokes. Can we just fight? This is making me very uncomfortable.
>>560582991Honestly, splat! is my favorite end and it truly is the most romantic.Also Ashley's fear as she plummets to her death makes my pp hard
>>560583825
Playing Decay 3A, does Ashley stick a pen down her vagina to get blood for the summoning circle when they want to trap the campers? Does she break her hymen in order to get enough blood to write the demonic circle or she's a heavy bleeder?Also she seems quite smart with demon logic and solving puzzles, maybe she truly had potential to be smarter than Andrew.
>>560583825kek
>>560587005She has fingers
>>560582862I feel there's at least going to be some romantic resolution in both decay and burial. Decay cliffhanger may still have deadends or even its own subroute, but its has the groundwork for establishing something. It had Andrew reflect his feelings with LU, Ashley feeling guilty and open to change for the better, the kiss scenes, etc.>>560587005Anon... she's using her tampon...
>>560587365>Anon... she's using her tampon...Oooh got it, sorry I'm retarded
>>560587005>Does she break her hymen in order to get enough blood to write the demonic circle or she's a heavy bleeder?I can't believe there are disgusting moids in my /calg/
>>560589289I just forgot she had a tampon on. That circle must have smelled quite badly
>>560589289>t. "Andrew is 8x4" anon
>>560581921
>>560589527God, it must feel so good to get your pussy stretched by Andrew's thick cock
>Last update is nearing a year ago>Last devlog was 3 months ago>Barely any ritual posts>Thread is on life support half of the day>No jiggies>No new art by anons>No new greentexts by anonsI know these threads did survive the episode 1 days, but I think that when it's time to stop, it'a time to stop. Barring Nem Nems dropping some devlog (which will be brief and shirt mind you) in April or on the 3rd anniversary, I don't think there is much reason to keep these threads going for much longer after those dates. The passion simply isn't there compared to when the ritual posters were around or new art was being produced, quite literally except for thread 500 which was already a few months ago. This wouldn't be the end for Calg, everything takes breaks and does come back eventually. I think this place can come alive again, but as it is the thread already feels dead spiritually, if most of our traditions are just gone because those anons are gone. I like these threads usually, but it does kind of hurt seeing it so empty of what made it memorable. Some of my favorite memories of Coffin were from these threads back in the episode 1 days, but even then we still had monthly reports to keep us satiated. There really isn't much going on anymore, and for the slowthread enjoyers that's all well and good, but when the quality of the bumps are just so lackluster, just feels bad man.
>>560595105Shut up nigger we will have a devlog on April 1
>>560595105Who cares, I am here enjoying the analysis of what has been released so far. Also I'm sure a devlog is coming unless Nemlei dies
>>560595105This engagement bait is really tonedeaf given the wealth of actual analysis in this particular thread
>>560595105Adios, amigo
I will remind you, that my racial kinship with Nemlei tells me there will be a devlog on 1 April.
>>560595969Yeah that's what happened to all our fanartists and greentext writers.>>560596032The voices in your head I heard are also requesting you mix some ammonia and bleach together in a locked room.
>>560596032Mashallah, habibi
>>560589289Nona's just shitposting, no man would ever be interested in this game.
>>560595105I'm just here for life updates from the þiuanon that flunked outta law school
>>560597095What the h*ck, dude?
>>560597095That and people's dubious stories about their sisters. I never talk to either of mine so I enjoy siblinghood vicariously through others.
Renee did nothing wrong.
>>560597195I will find your home address and I will turn you into my forcefem þiufailure boy lover no homo
>>560598116That is GAY and weird
>>560598445It's not gay if I put you in a dress
>>560598623Having sex with men is gay, even if they should wear a dress.
You guys know that one image that gets posted here sometimes of Andrew knowing Ashley's bust size and she asks him how he knows? Well, I was thinking about that today because my sister always leaves her clothes on the bathroom floor and I figured I could check her bra size to see what she is. Is that weird? It's not like I took it out of her room, she left her clothes on the floor, which I always tell her to stop doing
>>560598773Then I'm gonna put you on E
>>560598803Did you find out her size?
>>560598957Yeah, 32B
>>560589592kekkkkkkk i remember this
I bet my sister has the biggest boobs of any calger's sisters
>>560599760We're going to need photo evidence
>>560599760You need to verify this with visual proof.
>>560598927Assuming he got paid, would Lua a sex change for one of the Þius?
>>560600024>Assuming he got paid, would LuaHe seems like he'll do literally anything magical as long as it doesn't harm him.
>>560599958>>560599973I'm not a good artist but I tried to trace some of her IG photos (because I'm not doxing her)
Vivian is cute!
>>560601943
Cats!
>>560604051Andrew be like, "I need to FUCK this cat"
Why does the entity have such disdain for Grime Souls? Does he not realize that Andrew helped Ashley get all the souls provided to him prior to their arrival into his realm? If he was smart, he'd realize that the two work better as a team. Hell, without Andrew, Ashley wouldn't work at all. She'd probably take the gun and shoot herself if something happened to Andrew. And what does the entity think is going to happen now that it sent Andrew off on that bullshit quest to gather souls? Ashley is going to come after him and she's going to force the entity to help her. The two of them are a pair, you can't have one without the other.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEKmbDbFMI8
>>560605121??? is not smart. It finding Andrew and Ashley is like the demonic equivalent of a crack addict finding a stash of Confederate gold stripping copper wire from abandoned houses.
>>560605605This just makes me want to see a crack addicted Andrew.
>>560583069How?
>>560606742>>560583069https://dev.to/phalkmin/no-brazils-felca-law-doesnt-ban-linux-4jj0how about no?
How tf do you even ban an Operating System?
>>560583069
>>560607430It's about forcing IDs globally so everything you say and do online can be more reliably traced back to you and used to control what you say because it might threaten "someone".Feels like operation lockstep the way it's being forced through everywhere following the same playbook
>>560607953Honestly advice: Install Arch or Gentoo if you live in a jurisdiction with such restrictions. Make sure it's a fresh install just before the date those laws get implemented. Because good luck enforcing this. Like you're telling me they're going to go door to door in a state or country with millions of people, to make sure their Operating System is compliant? I got bad news for any Grandma who still uses Windows Vista....
>>560607953Oh, you said how?blocking download links, punishing people found in possesion of illegal software, publicly villifying programmers for wrongthink, infiltrating and sabotaging software then claiming them to be dangerous and malware infested, any number of ways to try, all requiring totalitarian control to achieve their objective. These people love real book burnings.Reminds me how the soviets demanded everyone had a license for any printing press, anyone caught in possession of an illegal press was gulaged.
>A passionate hot psycho chick will never fall in love with meIt hurts to think about sometimes.
>>560608429Debian just werks.
>>560608616I'm mainly suggesting Arch because it's constantly being updated without major versions released as opposed to a distro like Fedora (my current and probably final home desu). Or go with someone like Windows 10/11 LTSC
>>560608947Something* like.
>>560608478>>560608429the LLM big brother constantly watching you, how dare you use the internet without a license and calling home to record what you're doingLook at south korea.
>>560608947Not to drift into off-topic but Fedora gets updates every day.
>>560599760>>560601943At first I was skeptical, but based on the "artists rendition" she might actually have my imouto beat, and my sister is somewhere between 32F and 32G depending on the brand, which means your sister has absolute fucking monster milkers.
>>560609113AI TechNiggers are a plague who deserve to be stoned to death in the streets.>>560609371What I'm saying is: Arch to my knowledge(I could be wrong) doesn't get major releases like Fedora. Example I use the latest version of Fedora which is 43. I'm sure the Fedora team will implement some version of age verification in future releases (44 and beyond) to comply with these laws. Arch wont. And I'm sure once you have Arch, Win11 LTSC, etc on a system, there's very little these bastards can actually do to force these laws on your machines.
>>560609962
>>560610025
>>560610467
>>560609781Funny how "sovereign" states are all implementing the exact same dystopian laws at the exact same time. It's not coordinated, goy, you will own nothing and be happy.
>>560607953have you tried just killing them
>>560609781I mean even with proprietary operating systems, I doubt it's going to be very difficult to patch out age verification. I doubt Windows is going to ship the OOBE with Denuvo.
>>560618818Big iron on a small sister
>rumors state that they were fucking in a theater>part of Andrew's psychological deep dive involves a literal theater What exactly did she mean by this? Is there an undisclosed delphic event that we haven't been told about yet?
>>560620029A theatre scene was cut and this is asset reuse
Do you go camping with your sister? Do you share a tent or does she have her own? Is your sister afraid of bears? Why or why not?
>>560620847tfw your sister chooses the bear
>page 9
I guess the rest of /calg/ died. That leaves me as supreme overlord of these threads.
>>560618915>Big Iron on her hipNot directly related but I'd like to see a big john Saga reimaginedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnHprUGKF0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSbAgA5V98ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMPemqxnMqs
>>560606938what the fuck is the felca law
>>560601943Just steal a bra and look at it
>>560634130Ashley only did anal to save her vaginal virginity
I love when she goes retrieve Andrew from the dream in Decay 3A. She must smell so good
>>560635345I love the way women smell in general, but even better if they use shitty floral products.
I got brothers all around meI feel like I'm the flooz
>>560637319By "brothers" Julia means those "brothas" from the bad side of time.
>>560635345Imagine Ashley sitting on your face, it must smell amazing
>>560637484It's me, I'm brothas
What the fuck is this game and who is it even for? This game looks like fucking ass!
>>560639758Shut up queer!
>>560639758>who is it even for?For me
>>560639758Maybe Faggot Simulator is more of your speed. Oh wait, that's your life.
>>560639758>This game looks like fucking ass!Hell yeah it does!
>>560639758>baneposting>in 2026
>>560628336Age verification. But it's Brazilian, meaning NGOs are supportive of it.
I've been away for a while and I NEED to know if there has been an update from the anon who played Final Fantasy with his older sister who was going to do some cute stuff with him!
>>560628336>>560641364Is it not REALLY fucking weird that entire world is suddenly passing age verification shit all simultaneously? Isn't it also REALLY fucking weird that every single one is severe government overreach??
>>560642831But anon, we need to take steps to protect the children
>>560642810I've been straight for a while and I NEED to feel the bussy of a soft boy!>>560642831Major win for hikikomori chud losers who stopped doing pretty much anything new a decade ago. They can add age verification on whatever they want, I'll be here with my old ass GPU playing Skyrim and F:NV again
>>560642831covid grift is wearing out they need another
>>560642810Julian is an icon for the abused little brothers everywhere...There's a guy on /b/ talking about how his friend got Julian'd.>>>/b/946995448
>>560643474Homosexuality? In MY /calg/?
>>560645018Severity of the crime depends on how hot the sister is.
>>560646016>His sister is pretty good looking IMO. But in that kinda "crazy but hot" way?How do we jury find the defendantIf I could draw or edit I would have a split image with Julia vs Julian.Julia would have angry raging Ashley screaming abuse straining at the chains holding her backJulian would have similar but with Jane like a rabid dog
>>560648298The defendant is a homosexual for not raising his beautiful healthy child with his loving sisterwife>wah wah she took advantage of meshut up faggot
>>560642810>if there has been an update from the anon who played Final Fantasy with his older sister who was going to do some cute stuff with him!I'm here. What cute stuff?
>>560642810Imagine Jane stretching Julian's butthole
>>560650952What do women even get out of pegging? It's not like they'll feel anything from the strap on
>>560651370They don't. It's performative fetishism for repressed homosexuals to enjoy.
>>560651370Jane does it to remind Julian who's the man in their relationship
>>560652135I am sick and tired of pegging being viewed as unfeminine or worse gay. Sometimes boys deserve to be submissive, okay?
>>560653083You're never going to convince people sexual role reversal doesn't feminize the man and defeminize the woman.
>>560643474>F:NVI bought that game cuz the show was cool, but it started with a long ass cutscene then a character editor then a tutorial. My zoomer attention span couldn't handle it
>>560654138Sometimes I plant my palm on my sister's face to stop her from breathing
>>560649641You know exactly what cute stuff.
>>560645138You post on stolen land.>>560645018That is NOT a cute sister story
>>560650952Pegging is degenreate slop and unNemleic.Jane worship's her little brother's big brother as the true Nemleic gift it is.
>>560654138>>560654745He is feeding his sister sweets, as should you
>>560654138nothing more romantic than the ol' 'smell my finger' move
>>560654081SOME sexual role reversal is fine. Sometimes my imouto really wants to cook hamburgers for me with zero expectation of her getting food as well, sometimes it's the reverse and I cook hamburgers for her just for the love of the game (cooking); most of the time it's me taking what is rightfully mine (hambugers). However, there's a world of difference between cooking hamburgers for your sister and letting her give you a hotdog and bun combo, which might not *technically* be gay but does in fact make you a giant fag.
>>560649641She wanted to order you some cute clothes to dress you up, and you agreed! So when is that happening? Don't tell me you got cold feet all of a sudden!
>>560663404*kicks her 55 yards to send the game into overtime*
>>560663758Big mistake, too cute to kick. We love our tinyleys here.
>>560663834true!
>>560664104/calg/ loev chibi sister
>>560661397See this is a reasonable position, but you're always going to have disingenuous fags on one side saying if you're fine with making burgers you should be fine with hotdogs too, and disingenuous fags on the other who think your sister should only cook for you and not the other way around equating the two for rhetorical reasons, sometimes even using the other disingenuous fags as proof.
>>560666297Arguments in this general are basically always lopsided, with one side generally being fairly reasonable albeit autistic and the other side being outright fucking stupid (also autistic) or otherwise way out of their depth. One of the most ridiculous examples of this is somebody backing up the very reasonable position that long-term successive close-inbreeding does in fact increase the risk of novel genetic defects appearing with a lab condition thought-experiment and math to back it up, and the other party basically saying "nuh-uh" because they didn't know one of the numbers in the equation was the ballpark figure for the number of nucleotides in the human genome, because it was not explicitly explained to them, and then CONTINUING despite clearly skiing above their level.
>>560668764what's wrong with genetic defects what are you some kind of eugenicist freakgo back to /pol/
>>560668764>geneticsfaggingI've been doing this too long to give ironic incest lovers like you the time of day
>>560669247>>560670102Both excellent examples of shitty arguments, thank you.
>>560670317But neither are arguments.
>>560670439Shitty posts, then.
>>560670487Welcome to Paradise, Mr. Armstrong
So I was going through the mail, and apparently my sister is getting letters from her old job telling her that she hasn't cashed in any of the checks they gave her and that company policy is to void these checks once 6 months has passedIs my sister a goddamn idiot?
>>560670908>Is my sister a goddamn idiot?Sisters might be cute, but nobody accused them of being smart.
AU where the siblings were separated at birth but later in life andy is a boyband idol singer and ashley is his obsessive fan and fate brings them back together
>>560671146My POV as I cum gallons in the blissful last moments of my life
AU where it doesn't exist because all fan creations are perversions of Nemlei's divine works.
AU where Andrew is disgusted by the touch of people other than Ashley and he becomes interested in Yoga instead of poetry so he can suck himself off since dating repulses him.
>>560671467Super cute. Imagine Ashley with posters of Andrew all over her walls
>>560672330>Imagine AshleyWow, that IS cute.
AU where andrew has a stress stroke, gets on disability, his mom doesn't have to work anymore and ashley becomes his loving caretaker who gets a little too handsy
Why the fuck is everyone talking about Australia?
AU where Ashley doesn't exist and Andrew rides a skateboard and basically becomes a manhussy for no inexplicable reason
>>560674112They banned Social Media for under 16s but other than that idk
AU where Andrew and Ashley are locked in an apartment and have to escape. They then kill the parents and it gets crazy from there.
AU where leyley is the older sibling and bakes andy a velvet cake for his birthday with her period blood
>>560661784We made no formal plans!
>>560676052So she dressed you up in a maid outfit and gave you a reach-around as your penis pushed the panties to the side?
>>560671467>>560672330adorable idea with potential>ashley creates an entire geocities fan page / shrine dedicated to andy >writes in his bio "was adopted by rich family, origins unknown">Other rumors online of someone going around killing people >its andy sacrificing souls for more show talent (which is what happened to Elyse Pahler irl if anyones watched Jennifer's body)
https://x.com/i/status/2033969940865187840
>>560677458>dat ashley ass
>>560676052Well then, what are you waiting for? Text her and make plans!
>>560385015I can't get over the fact that even the dog on the logo looks like Julia (yellow spots, freckles)
>>560680302I think you might need to see a shrink homie.
>>560682841>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>560540624>Any end where Ashley changes her polka dot underwear to something more mature?Ashley doesn't need anything "more mature". The polka dot bra is cute, simple, practical, and suits her character design well. It's a nice but neutral pattern, not something "childish" that she needs to grow out if as part of burying Leyley or whatever.
>>560683652Ew gross. He's just kissing her belly
>>560684172Why can't you schlop your sister's belly? Woke has gone too far
>>560645018>Julian'dcap'd it
>>560684686It's a shame there isn't a sprite of kid Julia, it could have been used in the edit to represent the daughter
>>560685415Forget #3, half of /calg/ brothers wouldn't be capable of even #1 and #2
>>560501678Don't neglect your kids. Don't even have kids if you're not sure you'll be able to love and support them.
>>560685323I did think about using a slightly modified Leyley but I don't have that much motivationAs caps go it'll probably leave non /calg/arians confused enough if it escapes here
>>560686030Renee could've gotten in on this happy family shit if she didn't act so god damn silly all the time.
>>560642831back in my days, we used to tell to the youth to NEVER share all of your personal information online like your ID, your real name, your home adress and even your facehttps://x.com/nostalgiaa/status/2027168432840380712nowadays is all just straight-up backwards
>>560686246It should already be confusing to anyone who is not from /calg/, seeing how it basically includes two OCs (Julian is a fanmade alternate version of Julia, and Jane, albeit a canon character, has no official design and thus requires using a fanmade interpretation)
*sniff*
>>560684686Why is this fuck such a deadbeat dad?
>>560686678Because the sort of people who propose this are criminals making it easier to scam you and harder to prosecute them.Think of it as credit card scammers and identity fraudsters who used their illgotten wealth to claim political power and you won't be a million miles from reality.
>page 8
>>560690728sisterboobs!
>>560690953
>>560690953>I'm so glad you'll be joining our congregation Ashley!
>>560686954My wife likes sniffing my cock for some weird reason, she likes praising it a lot
>>560690953do devils pray by flipping the bird?
If I was muslim I would throw acid at julias face
>page 7
>>560528182>>560509260 et al.I tried skimming through this whole conversation and I want to say this. You are completely right in that Andrew is both a idiot and evil. He consciously makes decisions that bring misery to himself, Ashley and Julia. He forces himself to stay in a loveless relationship with Julia, fully knowing that it makes him miserable, all out of some weird cope that he needs to be have a "normal" life. He also has no regard for human life, just like Ashley. He didn't suddenly become a psycho in Chapter 3, he's always been like this (see how utterly unfazed he is by killing the warden and the neighbor floozie). Clearly, his traumatic childhood with Renee's bullshit and Nina's death did a number on his mental health. He is a murderous moron and I can't say that I relate to him, in fact some of the things he does just make me want to kick him real hard.That doesn't make him a badly-written character, nor does it mean that we can't sympathize with him and Ashley. We (as in a lot of Coffin fans) acknowledge that they are irrational and horrible people, but we still like them and root for them. Why? Because they are so compellingly written. Their moment-to-monent interactions feel very believable. Their banter is entertaining. The toxicity and co-dependence in their relationship is sadly somewhat relatable. And their tragic backstory and circumstances help generate sympathy for them. We care about them and their relationship even if their morals don't align with ours at all. If that's not the case for you then it's like another anon said, this type of media probably isn't for you.
>>560695018Why are people so mean to Julia
>>560696827Because she is a HUSSY who just gets in the way of TRUE LOVE
They call this a horror game yet Ashley has really nice breasts that lift my spirits. How do you explain this contradiction?
>page 6
just bounced my ps5 controller off my sisters face bcz of for honor
>>560701442:(
>>560700935Sistits...
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>>560701521dont worry we're both masochists, genuinely. she's clawed me more times than I can count because of GTAO
I require ashley feet. NOW
>>560702718Indeed! She is the cutest!
>>560703513I could've sworn that flustered meant agitated, but in the past 10 years I've been seeing "flustered" used to mean "horny" or "having butterflies in one's stomach".
>>560690953I love how trashy Ashley looks with tats
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the poster above me is having a stroke
the art is almost done, I just need to finish the lord unknown and the black cloud thing and then I can finally make a OC themed for next thread
>>560706030death ray death ray
>sage on page 8Fuck you. New bread>>560710027>>560710027>>560710027
>>560706030SHUT UP!
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