Our girls edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-06-2026-update.114328/post-220287>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>560395797
Epstein Rape Infernus
>>560423703>mina with gloves
speaking of the guns of deadlock i like how they're all named, wonder if there will be gun specific cosmetics in the future
>Paige's reason for entering the ritual is finding out something she can ask her parents but they don't want to tell herlol
>>560423703i thought silver would go nudewhich female hero does it then?
Silver needs buffs
delete victor and the game gets at least 10% better overall
>perform really fucking well for my first game of the day>immediately go on tilt thinking it's all gonna go to shit in the next one
Posting this again hereI'm starting to see a pattern here. If you're new to deadlock, do not play with friends that have a rank above seeker or you'll have to suffer being placed in a skill racket you don't belong in. Play solo until you reach a rank similar to his
Just got the game, how bad is it if I just want to play Graves? Is she easy?
>>560423897wtfvyper is the only one that would even consider that
>>560423914>buy healbane and toxic bullets>mr victor eats shit because you constantly reapply it on him
Hey, just got into the game today after luirking in these threads for a while. I'm having issues where the game runs at a smooth 120fps for a game or two, and then my frametime shoots up to 50-160ms and makes it completely unplayable. Restarting the game doesnt fix this, and it requires a full system reboot. Have any of you run into this, and if so, how'd ya fix it?
>be silver on street brawl>mina and viscous are crying "I SEE DRIFTER" as he farms them for 16 kills as if i'm supposed to do something about it>doorman doing his thing because he's the high IQ character or something>transform, finally manage to kill the drifter along with 2 other people because i'm maxxed, and we winam i seriously supposed to be 1v1ing drifter or something
>>560423953yesyou can brick your account and it'll take like 30 hours of horrible games to derankits cruel to introduce your friends by playing live matches with them. play bot matches with them and then spectate them while hyping them up (don't micromanage you autistic sperg I know you want to)
>>560423957she's a braindead no aim caster hero so yeah
>>560424070desu sounds more like some kinda memory leak issue with your PC, reinstall/update graphics drivers? might help
>>560423957She's both very popular(so you'll be less likely to get her) and not very good atm, so you might have a hard time.
>>560423917>immediately go on tilt thinking it's all gonna go to shit in the next oneI wonder how many 'forced 50/50' matches are just due to players creating a self fulfilling prophecy.
His name is REMMY REMMY REM REMThe tiniest amongst all MENHis unparalleled acuMEN is what earned him his cognoMENHe always smiles, and when he does, the Apollos he rileshe ignores their wiles, as in their minds, he is at all whilesHis peers call him FRIENDHis lil helpers a hand they lendand his build, their sinners' beatings always fundquite like a loan from a bankPeople wonder: why is he so SMALL???He's built like a granite wall!When they see him the Abrams BAWLand their minions to his feet they CRAWLAll the masses convert to be his fansas he stimulates their pineal glandsplayerbase as sleepy as their hero plansHis ult tends to induce a tranceand Silvers fall for him with just a glanceHis enticing aesthetics is what rile up the Mina one tricksCompelling allure belies a sense of demure"SHITRem the OVERPICKED"Said Calico with her BAITBut his builds are ORNATE and his winrate is so GREAT it causes Calico's teeth to GRATEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM AND SOMNAMBULATE!
Man nothing more fun than escaping someone as Venator, waiting around the corner and killing them with the wall shotgun + stake combo.
>>560423953imagine actually doing this>"bro let's hop on some deadcock!">(nasally nerd voice) "erm no i need to make sure my RANK is calibrated properly, so i won't be able to play with you for mmmh 2 weeks maybe?"
>>560424096>graves is a caster herothis is how you know this is a seeker threadgraves is a m1 that doesn't need to aim, the casting is just a bonus to distract or cc enemies while she succsmost important tech is movement and sliding to maximize the succ before reload and not get hit as u heal off them/drain their stats
>>560423464>WhereNowhere as far as I know, a bloke said he was writing one and then vanished with no further elaborationBut I will wait for him to come back and provideI'm loath to shill excessively but afaik the only finished /dlg/ work atm is mine. It's here if you're interested, it's smut and a little drama with Silverhttps://archiveofourown () org/works/80501526>>560423398You might be right. I was brainstorming something to break the ice and my first thought was to have her talking about how well it did for her in the ritual, is all. I think I'll pivot to it being noticeably dirty and bloodied, and she just tries to downplay it like "yeah I haven't cleaned it yet...". She seems like the type who'd put off doing that, like she puts off most other responsibility>>560423456>writing something?Yeah, about 6.5k words deep atm. People said they wanted to see more when I posted the last one and it's in my interests too, so I'm doing more
>>560424213>let me do my placements first so you don't trap me in a sweatlord rankdon't you get placed in like 5 games whats the big deal
>>560424189>OIII FEAR NOTHING>thunk>THUNK most fun hero in the game
>>560424138Well to be fair I'm Eternus, I know how to play the game. I'm just traumatized from February when the mm was fucking abysmal. I don't run it down or anything and 'cause' those losses. I'm just not surprised when I go into a game and see some lane is going 0-10 7 minutes in.
>>560424250if its silver talking about her gun personally I'd write some shit like "you can't afford to take any chances with a job like mine" hence she favors reliability and "regular bullets aren't enough" if asked why its a shotgun cause i assume she hunts some inhuman strong shit witcher style not just dudes
Give me a Mina phone Pape plox.
rem rem rem, sex with rem
>>560424376pretty sure she's just a normal bounty hunter that hunts petty criminals she has voicelines worrying over rent
>>560424483could be desuin which case she'd use a shotgun cause shes an alcoholic that can't aim
>>560424213I don't enjoy getting raped. Like what the fuck should I do? i played 5 games with my friend who's in ritualist, and it went pretty bad, it wasn't enjoyable at all as a new player. And now, 7 games in, I'm stuck in alchemist/arcanist lobbies and i still get raped and my teammates are (rightfully) pissed at me because i suck.
>>560423774Why would a nice top-down isometric view on a 2D playing field be more confusing than rapidly-moving 1st or 3rd person FOV on a 3D playing field (where everyone has multiple different mobility options)?
>>560424630nigga nobody's gonna watch top down deadlock are u niggas out of your mind?
not so fast chud
>>560424376Might be a good angle, I'll jot it down and slot it in if it feels right>>560424483Yeah that seems to be the right of it from what I can gather. She seems competent and she gets paid well (I'd presume even a 'normal' bounty hunter would still make good cash in a world like that), but she's financially irresponsible as fuck and in boatloads of debt.
Here's your teammate bro
>>560424686kek
>>560424686>the instant steal back as he drops her off the sidekek'd
>>560424717Honestly I'm more concerned that he's still holding his trophy collector at 88k souls instead of putting a real item in that slot.
>>560424213God you can tell this is the retard going 0-7 every lane thinking it's no big deal he ruins every game he's in after being boosted by his friends to that rank. Miserable piece of shit.
>>560424717he might be off his meds but definitely not his eggs
>>560424250>smutLewd
>>560424717h-hayaii
>>560424854HE BOUGHT ANOTHER EGG AND KEPT IT
>>560424717>doesn't sell the last onewtf
>>560424681Read before replying. The point is RTS and MOBAs are inherently easier to spectate than games like Deadlock that have extremely rapid movements
>>560424681Nta but it doesnt have to be a full time thing, just a macro veiw casters can pull up from time to timeThey should also be able to replay from whoever perspective, sucks when a sick play happens and you miss it because caster is watching victor jungle
>>560424881Oh shit you're right I didn't notice.
>>560423464>>560424250the mina/pocket anon showed up last thread, let me find the post
>>560424717>>560424881egg
>>560424934>>560424937from time to time yeahthe bigger problem is the amount of visual clutter in deadlock normies can't tell what the fuck is going on, before i played the game i watched a fight or two you genuinely have no idea whats going on, its not a spectator thing for people that don't play the game, only CS can pull that off with how simple it is
i was playing this game with someone but he ghosted me when he found out im higher rank than him because "the games wouldnt be fun" (we played a single game and it was fun and we won)
>>560424717My FUARKING Hero...
>>560424934>RTS and MOBAs are inherently easier to spectatethis, with all the confusing dashing warping someone either has to babysit freecam or go isometricthough with this kind of map it's much better to use the old CS system with fixed camera angles on known landmarks since there's multiple elevation levels and enclosed spaces
>>560424717He gained 10 ammo and 650 HP off thatI shudder to imagine how much fire rate, spirit, and weapon damage he got
I need them to add a "take this sinners" ping. For some reason all my teammates are allergic to them and I'm forced to take them even when playing Rem.
>>560424717he knows what hes about
>>560424717is this cheating
>>560424717>Wastes 15000 souls knowing 4 teammates are spectating him>"egg"
>>560423962not trueceleste and geist would too
>>560425209no, that's how the item works
>>560425256Nah Vyper's the only one with such shamelessness
>>560424630Because teamfights, at least the clips I've seen, always just looked like moshpits with a bunch of effects going on and it's hard to tell whose really doing what. Meanwhile, like I said, you see very 1:1 what a specific player is doing when spectating them in a Deadlock teamfight. Maybe it's because I'm much more experienced with shooters while I don't really play many isometric games aside from RPGs but I never thought it was hard at all to follow what a player is doing in Deadlock.
>>560425387do we even know most of their reasons
>>560423464>>560424250here it is >>560412375
>>560425387>Billy not in dumb
>>560425387can i get a qrd on all of these
>>560425387>warden and venator in different tiers
>>560425387Wait a minute, what's wrong with any of the ones in lmao tier
>>560425476He has the same motivation as lash basically so I can't move him to dumb without moving Lash too but we know that can't happen, it's the only compromise I made while making this.
Does silence wave stop victors ult from activating if I hit him with it when hes close to dying
I dont think completely hidden Steam profiles should be allowedMy Recently Played With isnt working for some reason so now I cant find this cheater alt
>>560425387>drifter in based>doorman in lmaoAren't both of them in for the fun of it?
>>560425464Fuckin nice how did I miss thatGod bless you
>>560425626its actually anons sex list
Wait, you guys actually sell Trophy Collector? And lose all the stats?
>>560425387>Drifter's is based but Doorman's is "lmfao"???
>>560425476>Seven"I NEED MORE CULTIVATION">Mirage"I need Wyoming">LashSilence his critics and/or make the Patrons say thank you>BillyWants to smash the machine, probably doesn't even know what that entails>Drifter"Wait, a wish? I don't care, I was just here to kill people">VenatorPope told him toI got bored that's all the explanations you're getting
The black woman of Valve unoriginality. These are two different characters.
so do any of you actually go to church or is it just larp a lot of you seem to like venator just because hes le epic catholic.
>>560425256celeste maybe, geist is literally obsessed w her smug noble image u retard how can u mischaracterize that hard
>>560425387>another tier list
>>560425892French nude beaches
>>560425936she hasnt been french for 100+ years shit like that would only bring her shame in the west
>>560425873post of unoriginality
>>560425571meant for >>560425470>>560425763>>560425626>>560425523Edgelords get boosted, I thought it was obvious, their fun comes at the expense of another party. And Warden just wants both sides to die which is funny.
ixian men but they have equine cocks and can get human men pregnant
>>560425797cmon gimme a few more
LETS SEE WHAT THIS BOOK CAN DO
>>560426050
>>560426257so what is it in that tome?
>>560426257
>>560426363Bara porn
give me Bebop build
Does leaving a game with permission after leaver reduce your rank?
>>560426363Oathkeeper's house but he doesn't want to live there anymore
>>560426419let's see what this dick can do!
>>560426425Old but probably still works
>holliday on team>loseits just that simple
How good is +10 Spirit on early game? Or late game?
>>560426735>on early game?Depends on hero but generally decent>Or late game?Depends on hero but generally marginal at best
I don't like Fleetfoot
>>560426419Tempted to mod that, someone modded the pages already.
gay sex with apollo!
THE REJUVINATOR IS DESCENDING...
where is the option shit to see whose premade on my team?
>>560425137Just for you.No I don't know why the stats are fucked up.
off topic post but its insane how much worse the nividia overlay makes your games run, can't believe i had it on for so long. will miss shadowplay but i have obs already
What causes the early game lead into a fizzling late game loss? Always seems to end up never being able to tickle the enemy team in these situations
>>560427025works on my machine
>>560427015>Got a second Boundless Spirit plus all other stats upHold on he might be onto something...
>>560427093Draft issues I'd presume
>game says i'm Arcanist 2>it keeps putting me in Alch 5 lobbiesI wish game would just demote me instead of lying to my face.
>>560425464>Not smutWhats the fucking point
WOW WHAT IF WE PUT ETHEREAL SHIFT ON A 3200 ITEM SURELY THIS WON'T RUIN THE GAME
>>560427093Outskilled by enemies playing on meta heroes.Also in my games it usually happens because one team keeps dying like retards by themselves of simply getting outfarmed.
>>560426991guys? please im sick of not knowing
>>560426201venator wants to genocide all freaks
>>560425975>she hasnt been french for 100+ yearsshe will always be french that means nudity and a big bush
>>560426502>has his own house but doesn't want to use itwhat an asshole
>>560427414They literally had it like that before and it was fineThen they buffed it and reworked it as a 6.4k
gfyyat
KUDZU BOMB!
>>560428189its entangling thorns now you fucking CHUD
I love men, playing deadlock and being gay but I hate women, especially when they're on my team on mic.
God gives his best players the dumbest teammates
As a Yamato main I'm not looking forward to the remodel making every tourist pick her
The fuck you're supposed to do in a situation like this?
>>560429036Not do 18k dmg for one lol
>>560429107It's easy to do 42k when you're Victor and just bumrush them and die over and over. Doesn't matter if they're not dying.
>>560429036Get gun counter items you fucking idiot you did no damage anyway
>>560429157no, there isn't much excuse for thatwhats the match time? 35 minutes?18k damage is atrocious
>>560429036Have you tried not being such a deadweight that even Victor can't carry you?
why does endgame healing not count lifesteal(or whatever)?i heal like 70k playing geist and at most it shows 25k without hovering over it
>Silver is canonically good friends and big drinking buddies with Abrams/Infernus>All of Silver's fanart depicts her with Paige (No interactions), Mina (No interactions), Celeste (Casual conversations taken as romantic), Graves (No interactions), Holiday (Straight woman but at least they're both from the south)You genuinely don't hate shippers enough.The only saving grace is her art with Rem is cute and usually actually based on the interactions.
>>560429213>>560429304kek mad victors, stop getting killed
She's a walking red flag
>>560429372She's literally built for human men
>>560428410I'm not even gay but I hate them too
>>560429372Oh I hate shippers plenty and always have, they're always a worthless plague in any community they infestCompletely batshit alternative universe retards
>>560429036>No one has metal skin
>>560429396I've never played a victor game in my life and I hate himBuy counter items you retard, adapt to the match
>Despise asshole characters in media>Love lash with all my heart.I can totally get why he has so many fans in canon.>https://youtu.be/H75QIKJay0Q
>>560427739it was never fine to just dodge everything in the game on low cd
>>560429372Ever thought that maybe they are having fun with coming up with scenarios that don't yet exist which is why it's fun for many people to do it in first place?No one is stopping you from taking a pencil up and creating content you wanna see, champ, it's that easy.
>>560429403who is, whatever helltaker character fanart you posted? that isn't mina
>Rem dies 5 times in 5 minutes>Fed nigger Shiv roams and kills>The Rem goes to farm jgAnd just like that the game is over, but we have to wait half an hour for it to end
>>560429761>Ever thought that maybe they are having fun with coming up with scenarios that don't yet exist which is why it's fun for many people to do it in first place?You've never actually interacted with these people before and it shows.
>>560429881I did, and I despise good chunk of them because they are unhinged. Doesn't make my statement any less true, that's the core reason of shipping. The fact that they are not only making shitty ships but actually go absolutely crazy if you don't go with their headcanon is whole other topic.
Epstein Rape McGinnis
>>560427975going crazy on the mina rn inb4 some guy>aschhually you did this this this that wrongye nigga im archon hardstuck trash this match in particular first one i feel like i have huge impact on this char
>spirit billy
>>560423703I have reluctantly come to the conclusion that Holliday needs a slight buff. Maybe like just a slight improvement on the CD of crackshot and maybe like 50 extra base dmg on barrels. I would do that to see how she improves.
>>560429396Stop coping, you did 0 damage, you suck
>>560429723He is a perfectly executed WWE wrestling heel character
>>560430084STACY vampire annihilates the retarded smelly poorfag werewolf
>>560430113Mercurial magnum billyYou never have to reload so you always have FREE spirit damage
What if Billy and Paige had a kid and it turned out all fucked up because of incest but they don't know and think that's just what happens when a goatboy and a human girl breed
>>560429036Is this b8? Why would you post this? Are you secretly the victor?
>Bell was deniggerfied>Seeing a lot less mouthbreathers on Doorman now>Still see the occasional retard maxxing bell first and having no cart stunBalance is restored
>>560430458I just wish they got rid of the impact damage so I can go back to building mystic reverb on him
>>560430434Nigga why would you type this, do the captcha, and then hit post?
How strong would Gaybrams be without his book?He'd lose his ult, I don't know if his siphon powers come from his book too but I think they do
>Initiate VIdead (alpha) game
>>560430692Nigga he's just a detective
Trainwrecks stick together
>>560430759Infernus is just a bartender but he's got all dem powers n shit, bitch
>>560430692His S1 is the only ability that purely comes from the bookS2 is just him doing a bodyslam, anyone can do that. YOU could do it, just not as effectively as AbramsS3 is him healing. Every Ixian has some kind of inherent magic(Infernus is a fire nigger, Apollo can do anime sword bullshit) and Abrams' special thing is he's a Big Guy Who Hits Hard And Heals GoodS4 would be harder without his book helping him levitate up high but if he climbed onto a building's roof he could still bodyslam down just fine without the book
>>560430848He is literally on fire
>>560430889Source?
>>560429761NTA but I hate shipping purely on the grounds of being a past shipper and big fan of romance myself. Romance and two people having good writing together to create great chemistry through their interactions and time together is why I was so big into the shipping scene when I was a teen. I romanticized the hell out of romance and it's exactly why I never indulged in yuri or yaoi shit because it's all poorly written garbage that relies on GIRLS KISSING!!!! to garner a fanbase. (Not to say straight romance is without it's slop that relies on harem and fanservice shit)Deadlock shipping fucking blows because there's zero chemistry or meaningful writing between any of the characters, only tropes and the occasional minor-flirt.Shipping got taken over by obnoxious queer people online who are somehow worse than the past shipping community and even past gay ship community as a way to push queer shit and trannies to self-insert for their AGP. Yuri shippers are the worst because they see literally everything through dyke/tranny lenses.Shipping got turned into activism and agenda retardation.You will never see any of these people push for a ship that isn't queer in some way and will actively discourage straight ships because they don't care about romance, they just want their yummy queer aesthetic/trope slopships.>Anon you're autistic and getting way too heated about ships.I'm aware thank you.
>>560430889Well that's not my fault
Any other characters who has abilities inspired by characters from other Valve games besides Doorman?
>>560430998Hurr durrr Shiv + Venator shotgong = Force of Nature from tee eff duuduu
>>560430942I recognize that comic.I Know What You Are.
>>560430998Pretty much all of them, a shorter list would be heroes that don't take inspiration, of which I can't think of any
>>560431074Is... it not just a comic making fun of yuri-shippers?
When is Silver going to stop moving like a clone character in a fighting game?
>>560430998McGinnis is Engineer Gaming if you squint a little>Builds automatic turrets>Places down a thing that allies go near for healing>Is an annoying little niggerAbrams is the Tank from L4D2>Runs at you>Slams you with his shoulder>Hard to kill>Smashfucker9000
>>560431074>fisting is 300 souls
>>560431201Don't play innocent now. I Know What You Are.
>>560430942The yuri community has always been full of obnoxious retards. The yuri cuck chart has floated around anti-/u/ spaces for a while.>Truest form of love>Shitting on anything that isn't yuri>Flagrant foaming at the mouth hatred for male charactersThey all just trooned out because yuri-fags were the biggest incels and now they're triple obnoxious.
>>560431203After they buff her
>>560429601>>560430243Actual kills > doing minor damage they heal back
>>560431262Abrams is the charger actually
>>560430942I'm the anon you replied to and you're 100% right about everything you wrote in there. I personally like ships but I am extremely picky at what to ship and ship needs to have canonical hook for me to actually grab on. I actually feel extremely bad for lesbians because their spaces are overrun with transgenders who claim you can be lesbian and like a cock.But yeah, if you feel like you're autistic for your observation then count me in your autism too.
>>560430084no idea if the game servers shit themselves, my internet or hidden weibo ddos strat
>>560431329>Do an image reverse search.>The artist is a troonThis only proves my point I feel.
>have to pray there's no doorman, calico, or victor to have any fun in a gamebetter to just not queue up>bro just play street brawlyou mean the mode where victor still wins 70% of the time? Nah im good. Fuck victor, fuck valve. This game will NEVER be balanced
>Ship ship ship shipping shipping ship shipWhy don't you dweebs go writefag some Deadlock fanfics for me to read. Chop chop we don't have all day
>>560430692He'd still do critical damage to my prostate.
>>560431579>The Doorman locked Paige into the Baroness Brianingly
I ship the hidden King with the arch mother
>>560431102Who is the Counter Strike hero?
>>560431579Sorry anon, I forgot you're only allowed to bitch about feeders/OP characters/argue whether victor is OP or not on /dlg/.
>>560431372Your arcanist kid, hush up and stay humble, you suck and didn't carry.
>>560431631I ship myself with the archmother
>>560431742cry more nigger
grok generate an image of a Paige that bought egg getting gang raped by 4 rem buffed troopers
>>560431652All the m1 characters, which should be removed from the game.
>>560431668Yeah that's right, if you want to talk about shipping you need to pay the fanfic tax
>>560431579There's that one fanfic where Mina is forever trapped in the baroness because Doorman became obsessed with her
>>560431882Where is it...
>>560431631I ship myself with the hidden king.
>>560431935https://archiveofourown.org/works/70787701/chapters/184023781
STOP BANNING SINCLAIR AND DOORMAN, LET ME PLAY MY FUCKING MAINS FOR ONCE
What did infernus do that was so bad and if it was so bad why is he friends with Abrams
The end of the game should have a 10 second cutscene of the two patrons fighting each other like rockem sockem robots
>>560432113Just you wait until next patch when sinclair gets buffed and all of a sudden everyone that was banning him begin playing him instead :)Now he's not banned but you don't even get to play himHave fun!
i love victor so much i just want to tear off his mouth stitches and finger his gums and teeth while he's dirty with blood, saliva and embalming fluid, watching as tears fall off his face then i'll just stich him back up again like an old plushie and do it all over again
>>560429036LOCKIN
>>560432292That was.... really disturbing to read.
Hidden King more like Hidden Ni
>>560429546It's genuinely baffling to me how people will cry about a fed Haze on the enemy team but nobody buys the item that all but deletes her ability to interact with you every 19 seconds.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64687162/chapters/166186276
>>560432410Graves would say that.
>>560430828Trainwrecks get dicked together (by me)
I still can't air strafe properly..
>>560430696>6v6 q times long>Street Ball q times instantAs God wills.
>>560432306kys
>>560432490graves would be woke as fuck she's literally a goth teen girl who hates cops
>>560432342that was a relatively tame fantasy
when silver goes into her werewolf form and she's in heat with an insanely warm, wet, plump cookie, does she attract every horny male dog in the vicinity to her? haha does she get a doggy train ran on her? lol I wouldn't mind going after them... or her sitting on my face and drowning me in a mix of her juices and doggy cum.........
>>560432410>use Disarming Hex>Haze presses 4>use Metal Skin>times out 5 seconds before Bullet Dance ends>run away before Metal Skin ends>Haze maintains her advantageI don't usually have problems with Haze but I think she is fundamentally poorly designed
>>560432687The establishment is woke bootlickers rn thoughbeit
>>560432816She is made out of paper you can just click her head while she is ulting and she folds
>>560432805A generation ago you would have been institutionalized.
Holliday still uses an outhouse
>>560432847the establishment are currently blowing up the middle east and raping children with their buddies in deadlock
>>560433020Youre not smart enough for this conversationIn deadlock
Smurf, cheats or is Ivy that busted?
>having a good mirage game>losing terriblyI don't know why it must always be this way, but it must
>>560433308ivy is disgustingly overpowered right now yes >strong damage >strong support abilities >ult on a ridiculously low cooldown that lets her:>constantly gank the whole game, >silences enemies,>free walker kills>free urns
>>560432904The problem is when it's 40 minutes and you need your teammates to do the same thing without feeding her free lifestealShe's probably the most easily countered character in the game, but if you don't have at least 2 other people who know what to do you are most likely getting fucked
>>560428410>>560429494these posts are always a pisslow self report. haven't seen a woman or a 'woman' in my games since 2024.
>>560433560she also just spammed her gargoyle 3-4 times in a row almost
>>560433684I'm Ascendant.
>>560433560>>free urnsDoesn't she get cucked out of self-urn carries?
if you play a metaslop hero like victor, wraith or ivy i consider you to be a lesser human being. you are more akin to cattle
>>560433786Lady Gyatt
>>560433861damn 130 year old seducing men 100 years younger than her
>>560433831she can just pick someone else up who has it you only need one other person who you can buddy up with as ivy and you've pretty much won the game
>>560433684They still show up in oracle but don't usually talk often due to the density of the incel population seething at them. Ironicly they play better on average, it's the deadweight eWhores boosted by stacks that are useless.
>>560432805
>>560433854>metaslop hero>ivyjust deal with it
>>560433854This unironically. And they will always cry when they lose that the other character that has like 46% winrate is OP and needs nerfs lmao.
>>560433308>spirit build>cheats
>>560433854If you play movementslop hero like Celeste or Holliday I consider you to be a lesser human being.
Is there any good tutorial that goes above basics? Macros, most important objectives, important mechanics etc.?
Chinese hero when?It's really weird how few chinks there are even considering it's pre-release.
Why is he called Seven anyway?
Is there any pro movment tech I need to make it to ascendant+?
>>560433963this isn't fucking true though cause you get speed capped to shit and don't even make it half way past the map with urn before it ends. stop spreading misinfo you braindead retard.
>>560434541slide mantling, that's it
>buy literally every single spirit resist item possible>still die to spirit damage in seconds?????????????????
>>560433854ivy was the only character i could play back in 2024
>>560433936The feared shota eater...
>>560434415We still don't know the nationality of Mr Fairfaxes Oriental Rose so it could easily be Pocket unless you consider him too bleached. Disregard if you mean culturally chinese instead of ethnically.
>>560434663What about that uhhhh corner jump move
>>560434796Even in Eternus people don't corner boost that much. You should learn some fast urn routes and get used to heavy melee for mantling though.
>>560432237he gets buffed like every patch but no one plays him anyway
>>560433020You hadFourYearsTo release filesIn deadlock
>>560434881okok thnx
>>560432816>use Disarming Hex>Haze presses 4Good thing disarming hex has a much, much smaller cooldown than her ult.>times out 5 seconds before Bullet Dance endsHer ult lasts like 8 seconds even with superior duration. She'd have to be going hard on spirit power to get much more than that which isn't at all worth it for her.>Haze maintains her advantageWhat advantage? At worst, you blew a 19 second cooldown to ignore her ult that has a two minute cooldown even if you were incapable of doing anything to her in that window of time where she's twirling on the ground unable to damage you. I do not understand how you can try to spin this to be in Haze's favor or some problem with her design from an enemy's perspective because every two minutes you might have to run out of her ult range while she can't fucking damage you for over half the duration. Meanwhile in less time than it takes you to go grab a jungle camp you'll be ready to prevent her from playing the game again. What exactly do you think the problem here is?
Game went as well as you might expect after witnessing this. Maybe initiate isn't low enough, make a bottle cap rank to send these people to who can't even beat an afk opponent.
>>560434759>culturally chinese instead of ethnicallywhat's the difference, unless you can call a blonde european in some chink outfit a "chinese hero"
>>560432816>>560432904even if you buy metal skin you'll still lose a good chunk of health if you don't have other ballistic protection unless you activate it as soon as you hear the sound, her ult just does way too much damage, in an ideal world she's gun you down and finish with her ult when she's out of bullets, not simply just ult
>>560430534I'd rather they remove the explosion damage and make it all impact so I can build mystic reverb without inviting the shitter faggots back on to my character
>>560433854ughhhh sorry but i will never stop playing ivy i know sorry sorry! i just wont.... HAHA
>abrams keeps getting parried and dying in lane>instead of farming and playing it slow, every time he respawns he charges them>tell him to stop and get the sinners since nobody was taking them>he disconnectsLove this game
>>560435034I was about to post why do people wanan rush tower or kills and not shoot orbs in laning phase but yeah. I just had some cry because i didnt help him because he jumped on tower 5 times and died
When the fuck are they nerfing spirit?
guysplease buy meim good i promiseplease
I dont understand why Doorman's pick rate is still so highHe's not even strong
>>560435196NTA but if doorman bells had no explosion and only impact damage then it would have ridiculous retard high damage to compensate
Literally not touching this game until they nerf Calico and fix matchmaking holy fuck
>>560435342he deletes a third of your health with 1 bell in lane
>>560435280Before Spirit meta Magic Carpet was GOOD!!! But now that everyone form Billy to Warden wanna stack Spirit it's all about Spirit Burn and Transdent Cooldown. Sucks though. Current Spirit meta has kinda ruined the soul of the game.
>lose an hour-long match>check stats at the end>our drifter somehow had 0 objective damage doneit's trolling, rightthere's literally no fucking way you play a 57 minute match and accidentally not hit a single fucking tower
>>560435385>nerf CalicoNext patch probably>fix matchmakingWait until 2036
>>560435404Anon that is just straight up not true thoughThe bells scale like shit too and fall off completely by mid game
I like transcendent cooldown even on m1ggersCall me a dopamine chimp but getting to use abilities more often makes me happy
>>560435529>that is just straight up not true thought. didn't lane against doorman since last patchhe does A TON of damage on one button with no items
>>560435507Machines are so dissatisfying to kill
>>560435507>>our drifter somehow had 0 objective damage done
>>560435672But he literally doesntBell buff was completely reverted and the only way he can get the old damage is to hit with the impact too, which still isnt any more oppressive than a geist bomb or Apollo 1 or something.If youre getting hit by the impact constantly youre straight up retarded
>>560435385calico was already nerfed to dust if you lose to claico you literally suck at the game
>>560435876he's stacking just wait
Am I throwing by rarely using venator ult? It feels too clunky
>>560435507Not his job
this game needs a draft mode holy shitwhat the fuck are you supposed to do when you get 4 hard carries in your team?
>>560435045Everything? Even americans and europeans are quite different let alone pre globalisation asia.
>>560436032pick rem and rape enemy jungle
>>560435385>fix matchmakingdoable>nerf Calicolollmao
>Haze complains about me using ult to pressure side lane as Graves instead of "save it for teamfight">Bitch please I pushed two walkers>I'm hitting a sinners box>4 heavy melees>Waiting to hit it when lights blink>Haze dashes in and hits it before lights blink, breaking it>Remember yesterday's thread>Tell him I will wait until the sinners respawns then go afk>Go grab a snack and refill water>Take a piss>Come back a few minutes later>See him typing in /all begging the enemy team to help report me>Tell him not to worry, I got my sinners>See him standing still in jungle typing paragraphs before enemy Lash finds him and rapes himWe lost because we fell behind when we were 5v6 but making the Haze seethe felt better than winning and I still had top objective damage
Laning phase feels pretty pointless, no matter who plays better and wins all they have to do is wait a couple more minutes and the guardian will be so weak that it will go down in a few seconds from a single dive. Same with walkers. It all feels like artificial padding instead of actual mechanics because by the time you actually need those extra slots from the walkers their defense will be so low that anyone could take them down.
>>560435442Gun meta is worse, and I say this as a m1gger. AoE needs to be gutted across the board like geist bomb was. Spirit is fine otherwise.
>>560436118during that time period can you name a population that was chinese ethnically and not culturally?first/second generation chink immigrants would still be attached to tradition even with capitalist influence
>>560436439ok seeker
>>560436490Urn is literally free too when you have the advantage
>>560436590Sorry chuddy, if you don't like me pushing objectives enough to steal my sinners, you don't get to win
>watch some high level gameplay>every character's finished build is 80% tank/sustain and counterbuild items and 20% fun damage itemsis this what dota is like? jesus
>>560436696>>every character's finished build is 80% tank/sustain and counterbuild itemsnot real, post match id
high elo EU is legit nothing but russianswhat a dogshit game, pen these animals away from me or it'll end up the same as dota
>>560436490Each "tier" of objectives gets more defensive stats when others of its same tier dies.The optimal macro is damaging all 3 guardians/walkers/etc at once if possible so they're all nice and squishyThe optimal defensive macro is picking one or two walkers and trying to keep them at full hp completely untouched so when the third one dies, those walkers get more resistancesLaning is pointless yeah but walkers are not. Idk if it's necessarily good game design but keeping your walkers alive completely fucks the enemy team past midgame
>>560436696dota 2 only has 1 mandatory item which is bkb, without it you cant play the game
>>560436773>or it'll end up the same as dota...It'll end up one of the most played games in the world with a huge esports scene?
DESPEGAR!
>>560436773>high elo EU is legit nothing but russiansso russians play better than euros? you guys said they were dogshit
>be Oracle>play with my Ritualist buddy>MM takes 12 minutes to find a match>Archon lobby>4 of the opposing team are level 0 accounts with eternus level schmovement and less than 1 10 games played>2 of our team are also level 0 accounts with eternus schmovement and less than 10 games playedThis is just getting obscene...
>>560436839lol? it'll end up as a joke game filled with 90% subhumans (russians and their offshoots) that no normal human plays because they know the community is nothing but animals, dota is dead
>>560436773turns out russians are actually goodwho knew
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>560436987>>560436894they have mechanics but who the fuck cares? they're cancer, 0 communication cept between each other in russian, awful attitude, its like playing w bots, may as well rig to play with advanced gpt bots if you want a multiplayer game like this, pen these animals into their own server, or alternatively make deadlock like a 20-30$ game instead of free
>>560431481>That KelvinCould one learn to master this technique?
>>560436782the increase in resistances feel pretty negligible imo, they should make them tankier, it doesn't make sense that a support not building for damage can solo a walker after a couple pushes on their own while the rest of the team is fighting somewhere else.
Weighted shots is giga op and will become a problem soon. It was already purchased on heros who didnt care about the stam recov, then they buffed it and halfed the cost. Honestly you can get it on 2 stam heros, its that overstated rn. On par with the release of focus lens building from spirit sap
Is there a way to make self-cast not feel like shit in this game? I have like 10 years of muscle memory from League and being used to alt+qwer being self-cast. It works perfectly for me. So I bound self-cast to ALT in Deadlock too, but it doesn't work most of the time. It's like there's a minimum requirement of time that I need to press alt for before it registers as a self-cast. If I try to quickly alt+c for an item mid-combat for example, it will just do nothing and say "requires a target".What's up with that?
>>560433854>simultaneously a "meta pick" while being the dumbest ho aliveSchrodinger's Ivy
>>560437083>they have mechanics but who the fuck cares?are you polish? you sound polish
>>560437114and what heroes don't care about stamina
how the fuck do i play shivwhen he's on the enemy team he's an unstoppable rape machine that's does tons of damage and dashes around like a spaz and never dies, but trying to play him he has 2 stamina like a backliner and his abilities don't do anything
>>560436929>That game? Heh... its a joke, its dead. Why? Uhhh because I SAY SO OK???Sneed
>>560437210Build Leech and WitchmailCongratulations you are a giganigger
>>560437114pröööhhh :D
>>560437241>Less than one(1) millionFlopping tranny DotA2cock
>>560437418to put in perspective, that's more people than fortnite at any given time nowadays
>>560437241how the fuck does PUBG still have so many players, is it all bots?
>>560437241a) steam is the only platform dota is on so thats literally all the playersb) russians are not human and they're 80% of that
>>560437241>r6 getting mogged by GTA V
>>560437241>wallpaper engineIs this just for retards who want to watch porn or what?
>>560437241PUBG has 800k but none of them are white.>>560437524It is literally 99.999999% chinks and other slant eyed apes.
>>560424048That's a terrible Victor build.
>>560437194Nta but Vyper, ivy, mina, celeste, gt
>>560437241I literally have never even heard of some of these gamesFivem? Bongo cat? Delta force? Literally what are these
>>560437513just checked, not quite true but damn it's fallen from grace hardzoomers aren't dedicated fans it seems
>>560437574Just noticed pugb made a comebackPretty cool, I remember shit peaking at like 300k for a while
curiosities should get stapled to your character like in risk of rain
>>560434380Repeating quesstion.
>>560437562Yeah the chinks hide porn on like page 1100 in the wallpapers
>>560437664hoooly seeker
>>560424717>on a killstreak while his entire team is respawninghe MUST be doing SOMETHING right
>>560437664Celeste is the most Stamina dependent hero in the game, what are you on about?She's got the lowest base movement speed in the game, she needs to be constantly jumping and wall bouncing to be able to move at all.
>>560437183no but polish are superior to russiasn in every way
>>560437748I accept your concession, all those heros have 4 stam so stam recovery is objectively less important and mina has higher stam recovery at base so the penalty just brings her in line with the rest of the cast(also double i frame dashes)
>>560424717Is this actually viable as something to do in the endgame if you get stuck in one of those hour-long hell matches? Idk how the egg sale works.
Walkers are so weak I swear
>Play Victor in Street Brawl>Dive like a monkey first 2 rounds>Lose>Lock in>Reverse sweep>Type "gg ez">Entire lobby seethes
>>560437918so you're polish
>>560438319so you're a nigger of europe that will kill this game in europe unless you're fenced off in your containment server only russians don't consider themselvse european anyway, give em their own deadlock and be done with it before its too late
>>560437943I mean what else are you really going to spend the souls on? It's just expensive as hell to do so.
>>560436540No of course not, this stuff takes centuries. Maybe in asia proper such as the chinese who became pirates with the japanese but they'd be so few in number they'd likely stay culturally chinese or interbreed becoming "mixed" of course China is not ethnically homogenous and saying ethnic chinese is like saying ethnic italian or german ie not a thing when you start to breakdown the heritage of the region and origin of the people of it's many peoples ie north vs south italians. Maybe an unrecorded case of a sailor adopting a chinese baby orphan existed in the victorian era but it being such an oddity it would likely have been recorded if it did.
What's your favorite Valve game?
>>560438535poles mad lmoa
>the cowboy function character was wasted on this boring bitch that spams donkey kong barrelsI will forever be mad
>>560436124what part of the "this game desperately needs a draft mode" you did not fucking understand you russian mongoloid
>>560437943I imagine it's even better than buying it early on, I just can't shake off the feeling I could be just breaking a few more boxes and jars instead of hatching that damn egg for 10 minutes
>>560438702half life 2 is the only correct answer
>>560437670>FiveMGTA 5 DarkRP, complete with faggot rules and people who take it way too seriously.>Bongo CatDesktop buddy, not a game.>Delta Force Free Battlefield knock off.>>560437562>Wallpaper EngineIMO I have this and I don't use it for porn. It's exactly in the title, it's a wallpaper engine that lets you put practically anything as your wallpaper.
>>560438702CS
>8 game losing streak>game puts me in lower and lower ranked lobbies>my teammates get more and more retarded>against bebop, lash, seven and m&k, I'm the only one buying knockdown>nobody buys it even after I tell them it would be a good idea>our venator keeps crying in chat about bebop's bombs at the same time that he just runs straight into melee range the moment he sees the cunt>9 game losing streakI've just reached 50% winrate. Will this nightmare stop now?
>>560438302You didn't "lock in", Victor is just a hero that doesn't function without items so it only makes sense you start scaling in the later rounds
>>560438852>wallpaper engine99% useless program
Since it's mid 1900s America pretty much ALL of the Deadlock roster would be racist right? Not in the modern /pol/tard sense but the way our grandparents casually say shit like "if you let a chink in your garage, next thing you know you'll find him in your desk"
>>560438735"I'll hunt down that son of a bitch and put him down">Her entire kit comes straight from Tom and Jerry
>>560438995>if you let a chink in your garage, next thing you know you'll find him in your desk"What the fuck does this mean
>>560438995Mirage wishes death on the infidels and wishes to empower the djinn so that they can unleash the unstoppable green tide of JIHAD
>>560438995Someone post that ugly Mina fanart where she looks like the stereotypical chink
>>560438852bongo cat is just pajeets afking to sell 0.01 cent market items
>>560437562I use it for an animated wallpaper that shows the time and changes based on the time of day to sunset into night, it's comfy. I have changed the header background for deadlock to porn on steam though
Graves just feels like ass to play.Her kit is all about gluing yourself to an enemy but she doesn't have a healthbar and you only win fights when the enemy gives up and tries to run away from you for some reason which everyone wins a fight against an opponent that does nothingShe gets outranged so fucking fast and it doesn't matter if you have max stolen weapon damage and inhibitor on some gun nigger they still outdps you.Her kit screams of frontliner and I feel like the game classifies her as one because everytime I get a match as her I have 0 frontliners and get run over so obviously there's something wrong with her matchmaking tag.
>>560438995Mina is a self hating Asian ricebunny who exclusively fucks white guys
>>560438735>>560439023Go back to overwatch.
>>560438881No, I'm down to 45% win rate and all my heroes are down-arrowed, and the game still keep ranking me up...Currently Oracle 5...I was Ritualist 1 before the old gods patch...I'm now being matched back in Emmisary lobbies because of how bad the loss streak is, and unfortunately 6 of the 12 people in every single match are suspiciously good level 0 accounts with less than 20 matches on record.The matchmaker is completely and totally FUBAR.They need to wipe it abd start over.
Never ask an Ixian supremacist what species his girlfriend is
>>560438995>our grandparents casually say shit like "if you let a chink in your garage, next thing you know you'll find him in your desk"your grandparents maybemine are libtards
>>560439231>ricebunny>korean
>>560438852>>560439213Does the program have to run in the background for you to keep that wallpaper?
>>560439261faggot stop throwing my games by picking holliday
graves gun dps and range need buffs
>>560439365D...do you think ricebunny only means Chinese girls?
>>560439367Yeah, but you can set it to pause if you have that monitor full screened.Regardless it's a "just make my shit look pretty nigga" program. If you're an performance pincher or you don't care about pretty wallpapers it's useless.
>>560439365squidbunny
>>560439346t. gen a
>>560439404They need to reduce the buildup rate on her S3. She's too binary right now it's literally>Enemies are out of range and there's NOTHING Graves can do>Enemies wander into range and lose all their weapon damage and spirit resist in the blink of an eyeA few more meters of range, a few % slower fire rate/S3 buildup. They can easily fiddle with these numbers until she no longer feels like a cripple to play
HERRO ME MINA HA I SELL DRESS YES
>>560439404You get your range and dps but it's now a beam instead of auto aim.
>>560439420>D...do you think w...words have m...meaning?Y...yes I d...do?
feels great when almost everyone in the enemy team buys counters for me (victor) but because the enemy fed my lane pretty hard their efforts were meaningless
Cute steampunk inventor girl when
>>560439685It's East Asian girls in general bro. They all eat rice and have slanted eyes
Chinese WuXia hero who only speaks in proverbs
Who is metro?
>>560439772I still remember..
>>560439772McGinnis if she didn't look like she had down syndrome
>>560439824Some survival game or something
I cannot wait until Wraith gets nerfed and nobody plays her anymore, she's so boring and overpowered.
>>560439231>>560439365>>560439420Personally I prefer Porcelaingirl since porcelain orginates from asia and is white. i.e. They are girls who prefer porcelain men.
Graves is the worst character in the gameShe does literally nothing
Mina is a nasty GOOK slut she is a CHINK and a slant-eyed NIP, a real ZIPPERHEAD who goes CHING CHONG and inscrutable ORIENTAL
>>560440164and yet she dominates low rank lobbies (majority of lobbies)
Proof that Mina is korean?
>>560439824A fun game.
>>560440209Sorry, I don't speak poor human loser.
>stupid fucking victor lane teammate just wants to farm boxes and jungles while i have to fight a seven and silver as graves >we lose both walkes because hes addicted to farming jungles and then just running into the enemythanks game
>>560437805In the 100,000 games since her release she has literally never run out of stam
>>560440164>Apollo pokes his head in>"Hi, I'm Literally Nothing"
>>560440309But she's a loser vampire the bottom of the barrel even Drifer has more clout than her and he's a hobo
>>560437664>celestet. never played celesteThey nerfed the regen to hell (rightfully so) I always get reminded how bad my movement is when I get her since I run out of stam if I just play like I normally play.
>>560440415Drifter is 300+ years old and Mina is 22 or somethingOfc Drifter has more "clout" he's had an extra 3 centuries to farm it
>>560440209>Mina is a nasty GOOKNEED
holy shit mina is strong asfstill lost this game but yeah, still figuring out how to translate the early leads into late (archon games always go late no matter what, if my team isn't pulling their weight this char is hard to carry with)
>He laughed as he tore himself free from his bondage.>He laughed as his captors cowered in fear.>He laughed as he massacred his tormentors.>He laughed as he tasted the fresh air that was denied to him for years.>And he laughed when he thought about what he was going to do once he reached New York City.kino
I feel so bad for being so petty if no one helps me and they take walker i just stop playing for 10 minutes farming boxes and jungles while they get killed in team fights i mean fuck them why didnt they help me?
>>560440756>kills seven guys>is called sevenuuuhh coincidence??
Just hop off atp
>>560440572Drifter's 300+ years of cock musk...
>>560440682>retard dynamo wasting his ult on someone who is already dead.Yeah shes strong as shit, it's just you don't get as free a lane anymore.
if victor gets fed in a lane the game is literally impossible to win
fascinating...
parry should have like a 10 second cooldown
>>560441173Also your hand should break for massive damage if you miss a heavy melee and hit a wall.
>>560437943It's literally the only late game money sink in the game, if your game has hit 50 minutes and you've filled every slot but you still end up with 12k souls after a big teamfight where everyone dies and neither team can finish the game, what else are you gonna spend that on?
>>560441173>enemy wastes parry>light melee as it ends>get stunned anyway as the parry lasts longer than the animation What a dun mechanic!
Im going to start going off nuclear style on my team in chat if they keep playing like retardsconsequnces be damned
>>560441278>if your game has hit 50 minutes and you've filled every slotcan't crack eggs with all slots full anon
what are the chances we get a day/night cycle
>>560440521Fuck you for making me check and wasting my time, she has regular stam recov and its never been adjusted
>>5604413870 why the fuck would they add that
>>560441426because its cool
this matchmaking is fucking ass at this point i'm just going to play wraith to have actual agency in my games
>>560441507yeah game legit isn't funi don't understand why they don't address matchmaking and change something or split the queues or do anything, its a beta isn't it, 'yet there's 0 substantial updates or changestypical valve time shit lazy retards
>>560441358I just start farming jungle and ignoring them when they start doing that shit
>enemy Ivy>literally unkillable stratospheric bomber >our Ivy>0/12/1 before 7 minutes
>>560441406I accept your concession.
>>560441850Her laning is shit and if the player doesn't accept that they're going to have problems
>Ivy has shit laning
when new heroes
>tried this for 10 hours>people quit in half the matches before 5 minutes>the other half your individual performance barely matters because there's two 0/10 on your team who don't know what their abilities do>rating doesn't seem to take in consideration if there's disconnects or if you played really well but everyone else was dogshitAmazing. Now to play 990 more hours and then I'm free.
I don't think I have ever had a match, win or loss, where I went 'Yeah, the Ivy is the reason I won/lost there.'
>>560441358>consequencesIt's a valve game broI call someone hitler/netanyahu/tranny/nigger like every other match
>>560442516there's nothing ivy does that rem doesn't do better (and easier)
LMAOOOOOOOOOO IVYTARDS COPE
>>560442482>>people quit in half the matches before 5 minutesliterally never happenswhat fucking pisslow rank are you at
>>560442659Maybe it's a region thing, then. Idk.
>>560442565rem isn't rock hard for me
how many point and click damage abilities are there in this game?
>RUN FOR YOUR PITIFUL LI…..ACK!>Evil dies today.Mina ult-ing is such a free kill.
>>560426031Doorman is a edgelord he just does it in that "classy" way that's also cringy in its own rightKinda wish the Baroness qoutes werent just on kill but they are kinda long
Why is there ALWAYS a trash Graves on my team that goes 0/20/0 and does nothing?
Graves is meant to be an area-denial hero but she doesn't live up to that fantasy at all. In fact it's very easy to get up in her face and she has zero disengage if you do. All she can do is stand there and hope to statcheck with her m1 + skulls. This dogshit character needs a rework. Her cc should be more reliable at least.
>Enemy victor gets fed>Buy Silence Wave, Toxic Bullets and Inhibitor>All with Greater Duration>Enjoy the seethe as he is unable to play the game as my team melts himThey were so close to winning too.Counteritems are so fun.My hero is shit so I'll bring you down to my level.
>hear this voiceline>get rock hardeverytime
>was in Phantom>boot up deadlock>obscurusI just played yesterday Yoshi come on man I didnt do that bad of a job, not great but not bad
>>560441992Its a relative game, the blanket stam nerf doesn't matter because everyone got nerfed. You still run out of stam much slower than everyone else, you just crutch on it and use more than necessary
>>560443131Good, I hope they completely reset everyone.
>weighted shots stam penalty means 7 consecutive dashes instead of 8so unplayable....Im clearly having a melty now so im out
>>560435914Okay so how do I stop losing all of my hp a character that is essentially old drifter lite and my teammates refuse to group up together?>buy spirit shieldingWitchmail+spirit res doesn't do shit, her damage is ridiculous
how do unranked matches work in dota? completely separate mmr for each person from their ranked mmr or are they connected? i have a rank infalted phantom friend in deadlock and whenever i queue with him its unplayable rn i just went 0/20 in 15 minuteswondering when unranked matches will dropfor now he went on a smurf
i see a gray talon like once every 20 games but he always gets monstrously fedis this dude exclusively played by turbo autist one trick smurfs or something
>>560443713Praying they seperate ranked/unranked in the next big update, the playerbase is big enough to support it.We need rank resets soon since its a joke right now.
>>560443856Talon is one of the easiest heroes in the game, buy every gun item there is, max 2 and then aim in the enemies general direction and you will never miss a shot since you fire like 7 at once and your shit barely has damage fall-off so you can shoot people from further away tha nthey can
>>560424048>no infuser>no escalating exposure
>>560443346I dont ever think they'll fix the matchmaking at this rate honestly
This game needs a flapper character
>metro 0-1>losing his 2nd game tootime to watch the seethe
bro bro hear me outwhat if we gave viscousfukin' infinite punches lmao!
>>560444171if he played a character that actually got punished for going 0-10 early game instead of having infinite pubstomp scaling late he'd be hardstuck ascendant>>560444242get rebuttal and enjoy your free heals
>>560444242*buys rebuttal and presses f*
>>560438735>le it's high noon wanterlollmao
>>560444140I'd flap er if you know what I mean.
>>560444171Is he spamming victor now or what?
>>560444171is this guy supposed to be good? he doesn't even do diagonal IAD
>>560444327>miss second punch on purpose>your parry is now on CD>doesn't change anything for me since I have 96 more goo punches left
>>560444424that and wraith but hes on wraith nowand his team is good, looks like he'll win anyway cause they keep enabling him easy picksmy teams are legit chatgpt piloted and don't do anything for me :( >>560444632he is in eternus 4-5 rn i guess
Girls kissing girls
>>560444327anyone who thinks this is a solution has not faced a true punchmaxxer. there is naught you can but weep and curse your fate
>>560443119This but the giggle when he throws out a trap
>>560442908Ven being a Mina counter is very thematic.
>>560441835Really? im surprised you dont start running headfirst into the enemy like youve been doing all match
>>560444719ok just watched him fail sinners and fail secret shop jump this guy is arcanist level
>>560438735You and everyone else to foolishly picked Holliday when they started playing and were hit with the reality of her atrocious kit.They should rework Holliday and hopefully are.
>>560443119best lines and delivery in the whole game >I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO KILL MEN LIKE YOU, DRIFTER
what heroes do you buy rejuv locket onwhat is the use case here
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>>560444952it used to be good on mina when it refreshed stamina alwaysi think it got rebuffed as of late so it could be a buy, same with apollo, but i think reactive/healbane are just better
>>560444873he's gonna win cause they decided to design wraith in a way where u hold m1 and spam 1 to win every fight awesome epic game deisgn, then people tell me le new heroes such powercreep :((( every single new hero is infinitely more fair and balanced than wraith
Every dynamo I play with is the most useless piece of shit
>was in Ascendant>mfw deranked to Oracle
>>560445201only time i've ever seen gun rem work is when the enemy rem in a 110 minute match sold all his items and stacked gun damage to backdoor us
>>560444952reading the desc, seems like a bad item. the use case appears to be charge up during a team fight and if you lose you can escape. but that's planning for failure which is worse than just buying an item to help win the team fight
>>560445275>mfw i see someone being racist in 1800s london
i only watch cute deadlock streamers not EU troon streamers
>>560445378>annoying vtuber>rem>minigame modepottery
backdooring walkers is ridiculously simple they're so weak why
>Graves is meant to be a splitpush queen>Actually she sucks at killing waves unless you buy splishot>Actually she has no mobility so she can't escape if she gets collapsed on>Actually she's not even that good at taking objectives
what are the typical mouse sensitivities "good aimers" use for deadlock? i feel like consistent hitscan aimers use somewhere from 35 to 40 centimeters in most games but deadlock is so high mobility I can see why you would want higher
>>560445505casual character for casual players
I'm so stupid I thought it not giving you max health stacks anymore meant it only lowered the enemy health without increasing yours
>>560436439 Based, fuck back seaters that complain even though your winning match. If he was a good haze he would've been just fine without you.
kekkk metro just banned and went apeshit on this guy in chat that called wraith top 3 pick in proHAHAHAHA
>>560445505She's exactly how easy to use characters should be a niche and not OP nonsense problem is 90% of the roster is just becoming op stupid no effort shit but they do 1000 damage like wraith
>>560444952Cheap doorman counter
>>560436439Based desu if your teammates arent gonna help you then they can go eat shit
>>5604455053 should give two beams at a lower rank and maxing it should give three beams
>>560444724Girls eating girls
>>560445435>laneslopper mad about the real mans game mode that is all high testosterone fighting where he cant do feminine tranny non-interaction shit like "laning", "hitting neutrals", or "crate running"rumafaooooo
>>560445940OK that's hot
>>560445728This unironically. Good Graves is an annoyance to the enemy team with her pushing and tombs, the issue is that she's compared to absurd characters like McGinnis, Seven and Ivy that can just pop a skill from 10000 kilometers away and clear camps and waves.
>>560445378do you have an example of a cute deadlock streamer?
Who the fuck is this metro guy?
What flavour that Paige booktok slut pussy?
If you have ever lost a lane as Doorman since March 6th, you have to be a fucking neanderthal. His bells must be the highest damage ability in the game before 20 minutes.
>>560446575his bells are the same as they were 6 months ago
>>560446575Apollo's ult?
>cooldown items >refresher >magic carpet yep it's gravin time
I have never seen anyone more stupider than the people who play this game
>>560446575They're exactly the same as they were when he was added but with 0.5 more range and a longer cd between charges.His bells are arguably worse than before.
I'll be real brother I'd take a full Doorman revert because he is even weaker than before against people with functioning brains.
>>560447037gun doorman is the sleeper build right now. he'll be back soon
this is every streetbrawl nowget me out
Do you guys have a main or do you cycle through multiple characters depending on your whim?
>>560447037scaling range on doors means that he is still much stronger than he used to be. kidnapping is his strongest tool and that's a lot easier now than it was
>>560447273Usually just Doorman and VenatorWhen im feeling lazy i hop on Mo
Remove Shiv's stupid memey alt-fire
>>560447273I main 3 characters, since the devs want you to pick at least 3.
>>560447273i have like 10 chars i enjoy and cycle them i guess
>>560447273I have priority on paradox but because nobody else plays her I haven't had the opportunity to try other characters aside from a couple games on silver and mo
>>560447240They great at shuffleboard!!
sliding giving infinite ammo is one of the dumbest mechanics in this game
>>560446682explain carpet graves to meis it literally just so you can run from lane to lane faster and be a splitpush nuisance
Pocket should be white
>>560447240atreet brawl has always been full of meta faggots
>>560444763SAUCE PLEASE I BEG YOU
>>560447829why, you get used to it, its much better than the buggy advanced movement tech
>>560447829I agree but they already built an entire character around it so it's probably not going anywhere.
>>560447845yeah, also it lets you place your ult in impossible to reach places a doorman can also help with this
>>560447845It's purely so you can put your stone in wierd places. It also doesn't mean shit above Oracle since everyone can just schmove their way up to where you put it faster than your carpet moves with no problems.
>>560447845you can do stupid shit like ults on stupid high places close to walkers so that the zombies basically spawn in and explode right on the objective
We all agree that the Sinclairs are black right?
>>560447829>newfriend likes vyper the most>he always maxxes out her slide first>he never fucking actually slides so he just spends 90% of the game reloading his gun
is it ok for someone like Paige to have mandatory "tax items" like the stamina and bullet velocity?
>>560448054>90% of the game reloading his guni do this on vyper even if i fucking slide and shootthe ammo is gone in legit 1.5secs if u stop sliding for a moment u have to reloadthat char is so asslane bully then nothing
>"silencer BUILDS UP to silence per shot :)">instantly silences me on the first shotI'm going to find and skin Yoshi alive
>>560448093why the fuck are you building gun items on paigedo you think her gun is good just because it pierces targets?
metro gonna win again cause the enemy team has hollidayzzz
TRVTHNVKE
>50% winrate so far with melee ShivI need another dogshit build to lose games please...
>every build wants you to build torment pulse on any hero that ever wants to be in meleeI don't get it, torment pulse is so fucking bad
>>560448446Henry is white but his wife is blackThe rest I agree with.
>>560448446>billy the cuck white codedlol true
>>560448498explain how it is bad
>>560448246its on the recommended standard item list so I'm like "damn her bullet really is slow, maybe I need this just to hit creeps a bit better", same with Stamina since she just has 2, so buying that one early Stamina item is "mandatory" or something
>>560448498>free damage is le... bad???
>>560448498its free dmg nigga
>>560448568one stamina item is kind of mandatory i guess since two stam characters are a fucking abomination and you do not even want to have to rely on only two stamina bars
>>560448446>Yamato, who is literally a Japanese Yakuza member, is "coded" as nonwhite
>>560448045Deaspite having a 13% pick rate, Sinclair is responsible for 74% of ult kills
>>560448498look up the stats after games, torment pulse does a surprising amount of damage
>>560448498Its free consistent damage and in extended fights (which these heroes engage in) they will easily get off 400+ damage.
>>560448675She's currently a freaky alien rather than a normal Japanese person though
we need cute girl with bob cut hair character
Do blue Ixians like Abrams face racism from other Ixians?
>>560448464Spirit Silver
How do I get more...consistent on the hottest GILF in universe? I am either unkillable and instagib everyone or just a big green bag of soulsI feel like she really needs to snowball to be effectivealso playing against Apollo gives me an aneurysm, it's like his entire kit was tailor made to repel hags
>>560448518um
How to counter Mirage dealing 3k damage with his djinn mark in 5 secs. Dispel?
>>560449139try using cover
>>560448520>is literally the one cucking lashretard shitskin
>>560449205>bro just don't let him look at youok now how do i kill him
>>560449262except lash isn't interested at all in vyper's diseased cloaca, billy is the one that's okay with vyper only banging him to imagine he's lash, 50 iq inbred cuckbro
https://x.com/BushyBu/status/2032977146885583362Why aren't you hope and whimsymaxxing in your games?
>>560448961
>Hear archmother tell Seven his immortality was taken from him>By his lover>look up to see who his lover was>Seven was Kelvin's gay loverThis nigga zesty
>>560449371he cooked us...
>>560447273victor drifter seven ivy (the characters i want to fuck by order)
>>560448446Billy literally has white skin
>>560449371I'm miserable
>>560449525>movement slop
>>560449525For some reason I despise COD/FPS/Etc... Movement player movement but Deadlock movement feels fine to me.
>>560449525>literal ai porn account
>gay talon soaking green for 25 minutes>never joins a single teamfight, even though he can just send his FPV drone over to close ones>top net worth>enemy team just 5v6 us and then rape him to death>final statline: 1 kill 2 assists in a game with 30 kills
metro hard crashing out (tho he's lowk right about the mm and people should bitch about it)
>>560448446Abrams and Sinclair are 100% anglo saxon type white dudes. Krill is italian-white. The rest are correct.
>>560449931your rank
Saw a Graves place her Tombstone in an awkward spot and her zombies kept falling out of boundsGuess you can say the Dead were really Locked down
>>560438302>play the most OP and easiest character>think you get bragging rights
>>560445378ame paradox skin never...
>>560449936he's not right about anything. all he does is blame team every match that he loses
>>560446601I want to have sex with this woman.
>>560450049i mean the fact that matchmaking is beyond fucked he's rightidk what the solution is, probably full reset with a proper system
why do people not do boxes? everytime i see one i have a primal urge to break it and that was before i knew their true value, even as a new player i did that
>>560445378luv me dooby hope she streams it again because she sucked ass last time and it's fun to watch
>>560448961Bro your Mina?
>>560450049>>560450105btw ik its cool to hate league, but league has genuinely the best matchmaking of any mp game, every single lobby is 100% within that skill bracket everyone deserves to be there and its not close, i haven't played enough ranked dota to know how it compares but league's mm is flawless, it can be done
>we have a Lash playing lane janny on our team>every time he goes to save a lane he uses voice commands>headed to york... headed to greenwich... headed to greenwich... headed to york>realize how bad our lanes would look without him and start putting in an greater effort to catch waves>manage to beat him to a lane and give a knowing "headed to" voiceline>he decides his work is done and goes to fight>we win the match easilyA tale from pisslow with a happy ending
>>560450283i cry everytiem
>retarded subhuman on team>it's russianEvery time
how do you deal with matches 1v11?
>>560450450wait until you get oracle/phantom mmr, its crawling with russians, those animals need to be caged off in their own server i wish i could get good ping on NA...
>>560450458are people generally okay with this? i know lolshitters are obsessed with the "if you can't solo carry a game then you don't deserve to rank up" narrative
>>560450450>>560450519start learning russian westoid cucks, you'll need it
so how do you play apollo against teams who don't manfight you in the open 1v1 but instead either group up or actually duck around cover to dodge your 3 stabs and then fuck you up while it's on cooldown and you have nothing to do point blank besides throw 0 damage frisbees because you have 0 gun item or hope they let you parry dash away and don't just slowing hex/silence/stun you to death as you try to get out
>>560450707Why? It's an irrelevant language from an irrelevant country.
>>560449525You don’t get to call other games “slop” if you unironically play mobage and Nintendo shovelware
>>560450458seriously. how can someone comeback from this situation? what's the best item to build here?
>Proc Afterburn/Toxic Bullets/Inhibitor on Victor>He presses 2>Proc them all again>He presses 2>Proc them all again>He presses 2>Die because he got close and now I can't get away from the monkey with a nailgun permaslowing me
>>560450763>dodge your 3 stabs and then fuck you up while it's on cooldown and you have nothing to doApollo's highest winrate item is echo shard
>>560450794>irrelevant languagesounds like any euromutt language>irrelevant countrysounds like any euromutt country
>>560450893you forgot the part where at least 3 people have to build those items and all of them need to focus the victor
>>560450893>I can't get away from the monkey with a nailgun permaslowing mereading this made me horny
>>560451003kek classic retarded amerimutt
>>560450817bro... we are mobage...
>>560451023yeah but you can buy the counter items?? hes so bad actually there shouldnt be counter items for him worst hero in the game...
>>560450983because nobody seriously buys echo shard, it's only bought in games that are already won for the memes
>>560448675>japs>whitethe west has fallen...
>>560450893>>560451023sorry chuds you didn't dedicate two members of your team to following victor around for the first 20 minutes of the game (while somehow winning trades and making progress 4v5 elsewhere) so now he autowinstry building some counter items ;)
the seethe victor causes just makes me laugh now
>>560451115if you were smart you would see how US and Russia soon will literally rape eucucks
>>560451272lmao they can't even beat 1 irrelevant country
>>560449643Tedious, unfun movement is movementslopGood movement is like Tribes. Even Gears wall-bouncing is more fun and more skilled than any faggot IAD or corner boosts in this tranny game.
this was funnier in my head
>play victor>forget to use inhibitor>forget to press 2>miss every 1>still win pure skill
>>560449525>buzzword soup by a random /v/tard
>>560451023>buys refresher >buys divine barrier because fuck you
>>560450893new to this game, didnt really get the bitching about victor at first until i fought him and holy shit this dude is anti-fun
I can't take it anymore. I don't wanna play until McNiggis and Victor are nerfed into the dirt.
>>560450458You dontYou accept the loss then queue up again and hope theyre on the enemy next time
>>560451328
Golden Goose Egg is ready!
every time victor is in my game I just kind of use items I buy every game anyway like silence wave and toxic bullets and kill himt drifter one trick
at least you can catch victor and most of his dmg is dps, its manageable, unlike wraith/calico burst niggers movement mobility niggers
>>560451328I like it, thank you for making this.
>>560451471i hate mcginnis because shes literally the obese middle aged white woman with a horrible attitude that inhabit the office i work at
>>560451672she's a really unpleasant character. ugly model, bad voice and lines, broken ult, faggot playstyle (camp a lane and melt objectives), and the most annoying ability in the game (wall)
>buy every spirit resistance item>still die to spirit damageWhy exactly did they nerf spirit resistance?
>>560451592his pain battery does like 700 at 30 minutes
Is there a good mcginnis mod to make her not ugly?
>>560451672>>560451789Yeah same I fucking despise McBulldyke, but it is very funny to see them freakout when you go up right next to them during their ult
>>560451840yeah but he needs to charge it for a while and its not available wraith does 700 per card and she can bank 5 of em to throw out insta
Graves is currently the most balanced and honest character in the game
>>560451808Spiritsissies were getting uppity again
>removes Victor's one "weakness"
His abilities suck and I lose most of the games, but for some reason I have a lot of fun playing Mirage
>>560450893>buy every single counter to victor>still cant fucking kill himanyone who down plays victori s a retard or a victor main no exceptions
>>560451808>wooow i can't completely become invulnerable? wtf?
the game gets worse with every patch, it's literally only held up by the fact that the core idea of a third person shooter-moba is good.
Made in 10 minutes.
>>560452053>the core idea of a third person shooter-moba is goodis that why smite peaked at like 10k players
>>560452069Billy thinks Lash suks
>>560452053yeah the devs seem hyper-incompetentand the game is only gonna get worse. dota only ever got worse. dotards love the le epic huge patch that shakes everything up but it usually makes the game worse.
>>560452053>the core idea of a third person shooter-moba is goodlooooooooooooool
>>560451940>proc silencer, inhibitor and toxic bullets on wraith as graves>have spirit resil and spellbreaker>the second her silence ends she throws five cards, full heals through over 60% healing reduction and kills me instantly>we were equal soul valuefun
>>560452229dude wraith was literally GOOD before the patchi don't understand why they overtuned her so hardshe was literally good
>>560452156hes secretly gay for him
>>560448045Yes, in the one drop rule. They both give off major mullatto energy.
>>Silver's voice lines when a teammate Shiv diesLmao was he really that bad before the Baxter society?
>>560451868
>>560452379He's still bad I HATE the monke
>>560452069i'd move mcginnis to closet lash fan honestly
>>560452069>venator>lash fanDid I miss something?
>>560452363faggot and a cuck LOLtypical leftoid actuallyscary to think there's fags itt that are like im literally billy
>>560452069Doorman wants to fuck Lash though
>>560450249No it fucking isn't lmao!
>>560426735Why don't we have a hero with big tits?
>>560452363>>560452069You can't convince me Billy didn't cry and bitch out after Vyper called him Lash once before they got to fucking.He's WAY too insecure for that not to get to him
>>560452572Western developer.
>>560451913Why would they freak out? All ypu have to do is trick the person getting into melee to being indoors with you (easy to do anywhere on the map) and the ult hits them point blank and they melt. I've had many a Billy panic once they realized how fucked they are getting in melee during spectral barrage
>>560452379>Friendly Calico dies>"Oh no, they took out Calico before I could I love Silver so much
>>560452620he was like i understand you because i wanna fuck lash too btw im a pathetic cuck and i enjoy you imagining other men anyway billy behavior
>>560452353Every character that got megabuffed in the patch was already good (Victor, Wraith, Calico)
>Devs overbuff a perfectly fine hero for no reason>Then they panic nerf him to be worse than he was beforeWhy do these niggers do this
>>560452572We do but they're men.
>>560447273I have like 80% of the roster enabled and I just hi prio whatever I have a hankering for at the moment
>>560452016It's gotten to the point where I just accept that unless the Victor is some sort of paint-eating, monumentally retarded invalid, he's going to win.Sometimes they're a paint-eating, monumentally retarded invalid and still win. The hero's just absurd.
>>560452468He likes Lash's mustache which was good enough for me.Kelvin and Lash both compliment each other's facial hair.TBF though so does Geist but she has nothing but disdain for him and wants to kill him in all their interactions.
>my dynamo ult ready to steal mid>no one shows upI should throw my entire team into a volcano IRL
>>560452620Billy was torn between his own rampant inadequacy and the opportunity for free pussy from the one person who will probably ever fuck him (and she has to imagine he's someone else)
>>560452805Another 10 gorillion bara heroes please Yoshi!
T-bag every calico and wraith
>>560452379lash witnessing vyper die is even funnier
>>560452491im literally billy
>>560452620Billy literally didn't care, it's in the interaction he has with Vyper, it's just a hookup.
is the best counter to parry bait spam just staying as close as possible so they cant free aim the heavy melee sideways?
>>560452797can't wait for wraith to get the riot treatment
>>560452886We love this but unironically.
>>560452953>literally didn't careEvery time Billy says or implies this, he usually cares a lot. He's a contrarian faggot who puts on an act because he's miserable and wants attention. Rem says he has 'big feelings' which is a childlike way of saying 'pussy'
i hope they nerf victor so only autists like me keep playing him and maybe i can finally find an one trick to pocket
>>560432687Graves would be incredibly anti semitic and probably fangirl over fuentes so it balances out in the end
>>560452379>Kills Haze when she's invis.>"I can smell a fed a mile away."BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>560452953>>560453114thisyou could hear the cuck rage/sadness in the tone when he said thatbilly the cuck goat
>>560427424Sorry knowing would be toxic!
>>560453115This but for me doorman, can't even get to play him reliably after the patches
>>560453149>Graves would be incredibly anti semiticnot with that schnoz
>>560453114>He's a contrarian faggot who puts on an act because he's miserable and wants attention>Only person who will fuck him is a crackwhore lizardinsane how he's literally your average 4channer
>>560452069>Silver>Hardcore Lash fanY'know what I can see it.
I'm removing all supports from my roster, I can't take it anymore. gotta win it myself.
>>560430084Based, total silverfag death.
>>560453149>>560453235how the fuck would graves be anti semitic you fucking retards shes literally the type of obnoxious white girl to stan BLM, she acts like a contrarian and an edgelord but is actually a poser rich girl thats her char
>>560453114He's literally 4chan incarnate
>>560432687>>560453149>>560453235>>560453351Graves is literally a nihilistic tumblr girl with rich parents and a bla- I mean Ixian classmate/friend.Take that as you will.
>>560453285>Average 4channerThat's Seven though
>>560453351My dick will make her antisemitic
>>560434881I will never heavy melee to do any movement
>>560453451yeah she'd be the most anti racist of the whole cast unironically probablybtw new york city was like 30% jewish even in the 30s, mo and krill are literal jews
>>560453471Cope
do Mina and Drifter not have weakness to sunlight? Mina has her umbrella but Drifter doesn’t give a shit at all and can just cloak people in darkness in broad daylight.
>>560453593hes never implied to be outside at daytime?
>>560453593technically there's no sunlight, its during an eclipse
>>560424250>afaik the only finished /dlg/ workI wrote the Ivy and Vindicta pieces before there even was a /dlg/, seeing as there is so much new blood maybe it is time to shill them again./works/57168655 - Wholesome Hairy Ivy/works/58287493 - Vindicta footjob
>>560453471Wrong, Seven has the power to back up his ideas of grandeur. He's more like Epstein.
>>560453471No one on 4chan has 1/10th the drive Seven does.
>>560453451Apollo isn't black coded + his dads a literal fascist warlord.
>>560453351>>560453451You forgot to mention that it's rich girls specifically that virtue signal the hardest. Graves would constantly talk about white privilege and BLM and LGBT rights from her Long Island mansion
>>560453576>Autistically ruins Kelvin's fundraisers>Autistically hates his teachers because he thinks he's smarter than them (could be true)>Total dickhead>Skeleton supremacist>Edgelord>God complex with patron wish being to become a god>Only wears shitty, ratty torn up sweatpants Sounds pretty 4chan to me
>>560453593Drifter is an extremely old vampire
>>560453351Idk because she fucking hates her parents LIKE EVERY SINGLE GRAVES CODED FOID RN IN THE IRL!!!!!!!!
>>560453778yeah exactlywould be insufferable irlshe'd also listen to billie eilish and sabrina and tweet about hating menwould probably end up being one of those fake-bis and fake-lesbians in our time period
>>560453834You forgot the most important part>Gay
>>560453593drifter is older than conventional vampire weaknesses
>>560453761>Black people can't be facist warlords.lmaoThere is no word that is paired more with 'warlord' than 'african'
Minabros, I need tips
>people are STILL thinking the guy with a positive relationship with his father is blackL o l.
I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Oracles over the centuries. Some of them stole my sinners, some of them weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still here. You go out and take that sinners, you're gonna be here forever too. And you'll never be happy.
>>560454105>>560453983>>560453761>>560453451Apollo isn't "american" black, he's african black.
>the rich prep with a british voice who is a master fencer and has a close relationship with his father? sounds black to mewhatever helps you masturbate but lol cmon dude
>>560454095I got your tip right here*unzips dick*
>>560452049Yeah, you only get to do that against gun damage.
what if they do the war update soldier v demoman thing from tf2 but it's bebop v lash and it ruins matchmaking because every bebop and lash is more concerned with stat/kill padding than playing the match
>>560454164>I've met many Oraclessame, they fucking suck
>made a comeback as Seven from total gutter of a positionI'll admit it was partly because their main carry was a fucking purple Geist so she couldn't do anything against me lategame
>>560453343props to the valve 3d artist for making mina with one hand
>>560454164>I never had much use for a name. Names are for people who want to be remembered. Me? >My existence is like gravity or time. A concept that you fear, but you cannot escape. I simply am.
>>560452718she wants you to get on your knees and worship her knot
I'm a fat gay and retarded, what hero should I main?
i like to imagine ixia being like thishttps://youtu.be/e-W0UWttWEw
I'm so glad Mina and Silver saved this game.
Graves is literally jewish
>>560454408calico
>>560454408Dynamo and you have a bind that goes>OUUUUGH I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE whenever you black hole
what's the best build for Venator right now? I haven't played him since right after he came out
is drifter the holden of this game? or is he more like anton chigurh
>>560454416lol its literally the same lore
>>560454416>demons from hell literally wear muslim clothesthey were too on the nose with that one...
God I can't wait for Silver interactions with Victor to get added.
>>560454428>Defense attorney instead of prosecutorBrilliant WASP at best.
>>560454532melee with duration extender
>>560454573>what if the demons are palestinesasuga whatever that guy's name is...
whats the mod that gives enemies a normal looking health bar so i don't have to see the giant blocks made of squares late game
>>560449525https://x.com/33mrdanger33/status/2023518507913339027/video/1
>>560424048>look at me I can kill retards that don't build Victor right
>>560454726+citadel_unit_status_use_new true In launch options
>>560454219buy ap rounds
>>560454626>look up her lines>she's horny for Victorwhat the fuck does that corpse have that he induces almost unnatural lust in literally every single female he comes across
>>560454726is the normal health bar better than the squares?
>>560454879That doesn't work against metal skin, retard.
>>560454946I suppose at a glance it's harder to tell who has a massive health pool but it's probably nice to not have as much slop taking up the UI? idk
>>560454942
>>560454942>sad handsome shirtless innocent good-natured dudeit's truly a mystery why women are all over him
>>560454954metal skin loses to tesla bullets, anyone with a spirit on hit gun effect, and melee
>>560454942>you'll be the prettiest little corpse on Manhattanshe knows what's up https://files.catbox.moe/4h89n0.mp4
>>560454726why is the normal bar such an iq filter
>>560454942Literally evety woman, real and in game, is obsessed with Victor, anon.He's:>tall>strong>pretty>brooding>kind>innocent, but can still protect you>has an extremely attractive face>had amazing hairHe's literally perfect.
stalker on graves yes/no? i never know if its worth investing in fighting shit like this or if i should just be doing autistic splitpush builds. 1600 is pretty cheap though.
>the end of victor's VN twist reveals that the innocent victim shit is all a well-rehearsed act and he's actually a crazy old scientist who dismembered a bunch of people to give himself a second shot at youthhow would The Women react? would valve survive?
someone drew older rem
>>560454654>>560454532>best ventator build is just abrams but not tanky and with less range but sometimes you get some nice snipes with ultwhat a loser of a character lol. silverfags bitch because they have a higher audience of men calling themselves lesbians to hit on chicks at the gay bar but venator is 100% the biggest design fumble of the new 6
>>560454942victor ruined my life everyday i can only think of him>>560455212i'd cum
>>560455097AWOOOOOOOGA
literally all the women are huge cept paige
>>560455212Holy mother of based
>>560455104compact bar also tells you if they have their ultimate even if it's harder to tell how many thousands they have like with the squares, not that a tank wouldn't be building health anyway
>>560455212Most would probably cum even harder, not that I would know.
>>560455212I hope that's the case, but not the well rehearsed act shit. Like he purposely gave himself amnesia in a attempt to run away from his sins or something.
>>560455276What are they feeding New Yorkers?
>>560454238imagine having to hold back your lash from diving bebop on sight every single time
>>560447240I swear I cannot street brawl without always facing one victor.
>>560455276>this is considered huge to anon
>>560455212>>560455381that would be cool, or amnesia being an unexpected side effect of the procedure and the new body parts and context changed his personality into something less insane funnily enough
Who is the best curse buyer if I want to buy it every game? I like that item
>>560455276Paradox should squish my head between her thighs
>>560455682shes hot would def try to indoctrinate you to that cringe cult
>>560455212Women would cream on the spot.
>>560455632Make it even more crazy and copy Planescape: Torment. He's been doing this forever, giving himself ego death every few centuries via replacing his body parts. He is TRULY frankSTEIN's MONSTER(tm)
>get grabbed by Bebop and hear this voice line for the first timehttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=doorman_enemy_bebop_hooked_02.mp3Doorman's VA is great, he can make just calling out a name really funny
>>560455739I'd join any cult at that point
>play victor>jump into 5 enemies>diethis character is kind of weak
Graves' summoner build is so fun compared to gun stuff. I'm glad I found it.
>>560455869metro...
>>560455869this lets all throw to keep the winrate down so he gets bffs
>EVERYONE LOOK AT MY MODS!!!!
>>560455797Yea Doorman's voice acting is really well done.
>>560455869You gotta remember to press 1 2 and 3 sometimes.
>>560456028yes
for the last time anon no this game doesn't need draft you just need to get good man
victor reminds me of spiderman from marvel rivals. him existing on the enemy teams means your entire team's playstyle needs to change for him alone
victor's winrate is only 60% and not 100% and I think that's really unfair to victor players
>>560456173I'd let Junkrat FUCK me.
>>560456215But spiderman sucks ass and all you need to do is have your support heal whoever he tries to dive on.
>>560424717I think they need to make the first 400 souls not count, I would be fine with them lowering the thresholds to compensate for that too.
>>560455212>You weren't made for great purpose, you were made on a whim to satisfy some scientists hubris.granted the original frankenstein novel was about victor having a madness period where he focused only in creating life to prove himself above life and death so it's likely this line implies that but the twist that he created himself would be too good and unique to pass
Spirit meta is objectively worse than gun meta and I would happily take death by firing squad anyday over the current bullshit
>>560456215The difference is in Rivals if you're not retarded you can solo him even as a support. The amount of times I've sent Peter into the ground as Adam is astronomical. Victor is more like old Techies from Dota 2 where nobody but Victor really has any fun
>>560456447Go back to CS2 then.
>>560456173>bro just get good RNG on whether or not you get mega nigger heroes on your team! idk who junkrat is but go fuck yourself
>>560429036>18k / 4.3k damageLOL! YOU ARE SO RIGHT XISTER YOU ARE NOT THE PROBLEM!
>>560456481>Adam playerBased
>>560455959Is that?.. MR NINTENDO GET DOWN!!!
>enemy gets miku, victor, calico, doorman, viscous, wraithggs shake my hand
>>560456556It was sarcasm anon. Junkrat is venator. I had to fight that team.
>doorman doesn't build knockdownisn't his whole thing making you fail the hotel so he can cast it againstupid faggot
Damn I'm so bad that I've won 5 games straight in Initiate II AND STILL it won't bring me up to even just Initiate III.
>>560456752Doorman gets to ult again if you escape the hotel, stupid
>reached the rank where everyone just tries to punch each other in lanethis sucks
>>560456857Unstoppable while Hotel is occupied. 10s Cooldown on Failure to Check Out
>>56045691913s actually
NERF PUDDLE PUNCH I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOOORE
>>560456538CS2 would have slightly less smurfing than this shit at least
>>560456215both teams can have spider man though
>enjoy playing ivy in 2024>everyone's cool with her>take long break from game>come back recently>ivy is hitler nowwtf did they do to her
>>560455097Imagine the rancid greasy braps that 300-year-old shithog's hole could push out
>>560457217made stone form incredibly spammable
>>560457146they did twice
>>560456881why? its literally the most fun thing to do in lane, you prefer corner peeking gay potshots for 15min?
>>560457420it's dumb rock-paper-scissors
>enemy team has victor>have to waste 30 minutes on a guaranteed lossWhy is this nigger still allowed to exist?
>>560456881you dropped to initiate?
>thought Celeste would become my actual new main>still mostly spam Paige because her playstyle is my playstyle in OverwatchUnlucky
>>560457146is your F key unbound?
>>560457217Gun Ivy was nerfed while stone form and kudzu were buffed, so now she's just an AoE CC bot that flies around the map on a 60 second cd. Nobody has fun when Ivy is in the lobby.
>>560457556>dude just parry xxxddddit's easy to say that in a vacuum
>>560456340>*dives your support*now what?
>>560456881You know what you must do.
>Survived a 65 minute game as VyperProbably the hardest match I ever playedMade Drifter and Haze my bitch though so it was all worth it
IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD...
>>560457867…with a new bread
>>560457632his goo punch also has a super loud sound cue retard. goo punch tends to get spammed as well so you have several opportunities to parry it
>>560454319lmao he looks like a chud
>>560457753*pressed any of my self heal abilities so I don't die**kills you as most of the supports 1v1 him easily*celestial/eternity level too btw
>use all your stamina repositioning in lane>lane partner randomly dives past tower>doesnt telegraph it at all, dies immediately>"why the fuck didnt you dive with me"
>>560455276reminder that Geist is the tallest
>>560457964the word that has no definable meaning anymore
>>560458162It's great isn't it? I remember when it was first being used and the chuds ran with it. Now it's used as a catchall word.
>>560458132almost tied w silver
>>560458023>*pressed any of my self heal abilities so I don't die*stopped reading there
Silver and Celeste are straight btw.Celeste in particular hunts down virgins.
>>560458521>implying you can't "pay-to-gay" silver with a 6-pack of cheap beer
Can I play Geist if I can't aim headshots with her little peashooter?
>>560458521
>>560458621why would you even consider this instead of paying the 6 pack for yourself to get w silverfuckin cuck faggots man you're not even the MC in your own dreams
>>560458446You are bronze if a spiderman kills you when you play support.
>>560458521celeste hunts down virgins and takes their anal virginity with her futa horsecock
>>560458621Unironically Silver doesn't even have that low standards. She literally would rather get shot at than get easy money from being a werewolf in a carnie.
>use ability or item that """prevents movement abilities""" on apollo>he can still use all his movement abilities?????????????????????
Why is Celete's Bullet Resist displayed as -6%?
does brool mode teach newbies bad lessons that they bring to the main mode?
>die once out of position>entire game is instantly lost in a chain of non-stop feeding
>>560458705the entire premise is "silver isn't gay" so if you're a woman then getting the 6-pack for yourself or sharing it with silver isn't going to get you scissoring with stinky wolf cookie>>560458819the fuck you on about?
>>560459020Just for laning
>>560459012becasue she has a -6% bullet resist
>>560459098>the fuck you on about?nta but celeste offers silver to work with her as a carnie since she's a werewolf and she refuses
>>560459098>the fuck you on about?In one of Celeste's lines Celeste tells her they have an opening since their last werewolf quit and Silver goes "no way fag" even after Celeste goes "you'd rather get shot at?"
>>560459020no especially not for laning like that dumbass saidits just to get familiar with the heroes kits before bringing em into real dl
>>560459182Why?
>>560458625>>560458625
>>560459101and last hitting and build expectations and team compositions and whether you should be working on having a pretty k/d ratio or actually doing the objective
>>560459020Brool doesn't teach any bad lessons per se, I'd just say it doesn't teach them anything about the most important parts of the game. I.E Laning and economy.It's good for getting used to kits and learning the controls/what items do.
>>560459193>>560459204thanks for clearing that up but that's still tangential to the original topic
>>560459221because shes sonic the unicorn
>>560459071>dominate my lane and get many kills>I'm playing paradox so it doesn't matter how strong I get>team feeds on the other lane>their victor is now god and can easily 1v6 us
>>560459454Because Silver picked a more dangerous yet inconsistent job over being a trashy carnie?Shows she has standards.
>>560457809Lmao this made me laugh
>>560459098Silver has standards, she would never stoop so low as to have lesbian "sex"
>>560458162Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
>>560461139ChadsHelpingUndoDegeneracy
>>560459243are you retard?
>>560458634not really
>>560453695He's markedly not like Epstein because when they tried to kill Seven in prison, he didn't just take it and die like a bitch. Seven also doesn't rely on connections. He's powerful just by himself and probably prefers it that way.
>>560463535
>>560443119for me it's>I will never kneel before the likes of you.
>play with western europeans>everybody's chill and communicates calmly even if we're losing>play with a single russian>he starts yelling blyat on voicechat and ruins the mood and the game fro everybody the moment he dies onceWe really need to ban the entire country. Can't they stay in dota?
