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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcPQNBqCH8
doomin'
>>560460318this one's always hilarious with how clear it is that they just wanted to draw ralsei
>>560460314reminder he's Asgore's Rudolph, and Asgore has a black shard
>>560460190Hooman!
>>560460190Azzys penis POV
Deltarune Chapter 5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTpksvCC-hg
>>560460532isn't the fifth shard the last shard?
>>560460532>the knight is guiding asgore through the darkness like Rudolph guiding santa through the foggy night> Come follow me into the dark / With your heart as the ark / Which shall shine you the wayI’ll believe it!
>>560460730There's 1000% going to be a "Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy" reference
Found this cool Waterfall art that looks sized to be a phone wallpaper>https://files.catbox.moe/gpwy64.mp4>>560460835You're thinking of Shadow Crystals
>>560460835iirc it's a "black shard" as in the material that chips off from the knights blade, different than a shadow crystal
>>560460730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhxOuuzrnWw
>>560460903you mean he has access to a very strong weapon that he will PROBABLY use against us?>tfw since weapons take shape from their users, it will shape into the trident from UT.why do i think that toby's laziness will be kino?
>>560460709The visual of Asriel putting it in Kris' chest hole
>>560461068You've already been told they were different things like eight times
Asgore aint doing shit and the only thing Rudy is doing is dying. If you think anything else you've been successfully psyopped by the Asgore Mafia
>>560460301Good night! :)
>>560460389More like the artist wanted to do a Gorillaz theme but refused to simplify the gypsy whore Ralsei to make him fit in more.
>>560461183I am glad you remembered.
mmmm beans
>>560461183Please forgive him he has early onset dementia from staying up til 5 am every night.
>>560461268"Asgore Mafia of not doing shit" sounds like a mathcore song title
Why is Another Him called that if the Gaster we're interacting with is the same one from Undertale?
>>560461385>chin literally missingWhat weird artistic vision
>>560461385I wanted to do this bit on the whiteboardAll the bits are taken...
>>560461551there's more than one of everything
>>560461417thought I was the only one
>>560461268Asgore's gonna be cool and Rudy will be revealed to be a Knight, trust in the family and 'dis ding of ours
>>560461268Asgore not doing anything would go against all the foreshadowing of his larger role in chapter 5. I don't even care about him that much either so this isn't fave bias
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lWKt4vxOdg
Anyone ever realize the UT soundtrack ends with a song called "Good Night" and DR starts with someone waking up?
i'm doing the bit anyways
>>560461551gaster got split up into a bunch of parts, so i think it's quite possible mystery man, man behind the tree, seam, rouxls kaard are all just leftover lumps of gaster
>>560460884With a touch of the bit from Mother 3 where the party starts tripping balls and is confronted by all their worst fears and anxieties
>>560461385i can't believe i actually bought a can of these once.what a scam.>>560461417>stunlocked by bed-timeskill issue.
>>560461840I mean I thought the same about Toriel in ch3 before that released, that they'd HAVE to follow up on the fact Ralsei is a clear Asriel parallel with someone who can call it out. Toby can do anything, and that includes disappointing us
>>560460264:p
>>560462049>this is what causes the inferno of jealousyoh.
>>560462073>scammed by a tin of beanskek, how?
>>560462208Very nice
>>560461570did this one w my mouse idk if looks any better imo
>>560462073i watched you have a mental breakdown itt before shut up
>>560462085The wait between 2 and 3 fed a lot of intense speculation and expectations about what would be in the chapter, I think that's the only reason it was disappointing. There wasn't any dialogue foreshadowing that Toriel was going to do anything in chapter 3. Asgore gets his own prophecy panel and a scene where he mentions his big plan to use the black shard tomorrow to clear his name. If Chapter 5 comes out and this doesn't have a good payoff, then I'll agree it's disappointing, bad writing.
>>560462480Please give Kraut some space, he's very retarded.
>>560462568thats a cute ralsie
>>560462773Yeah Asgore not doing anything would be an Annoying Dog enters the screen with red eyes and screams REALITY ISN'T LIKE STORIES REALITY DOESN'T HAVE SATISFYING PAYOFFS!!! DIE!!! type situation which is fun to shitpost about but not very realistic
>>560462838:3
>>560462773Yeah there wasnt any dialogue, only the fact she was right next to Kris and Susie when he made the fountain, and up to that point we'd never had a lightner take a passive role when forced into a dark world and have actually had a pattern of Lightners starting the chapter learning they exist and then trying to deal with them. It wasnt foreshadowed at all that Toriel might potentially do somethingTo be clear I agree that Asgore will probably play a role and I will be upset if he doesnt, but its not guaranteed because so far Toby has shown he hates us and doesnt want to open the can of worms that is any adult having more than 10 seconds of Dark World Awareness. There's an equal chance he's just going to have Asgore open the world, pass out from shock, and then the flower darkners parade his sleeping body around like Flowey did with everyone in UT while he never wakes up because hes a heavy sleeper or some shit
if susies dark world was off colour and involved punching through walls, what will noelle's dark world look like?
>>560463324Asgore does have a Black Shard and even calls it as such so I think he's got enough Dark World Awareness to at least not immediately get ganked until the end of the chapter
hello, i got bored
>>560463093There was a Stephen King story about a lawnmover man and a Satanic cult
>>560463324if Undyne doesn't become the next frozen dinner I'm looking forward to her being completely oblivious about spontaneously spawning armor in the Dreemurr house on account of her meathead
sex with dice
FAVEWE NEED TO GET OUT OF THE YTP DIMENSION FAVEFUCK
>>560463570It's funny how that description alone lets you know it was from his cocaine era.
>>560462480It was always played up to be peak bri'ish cuisine.now i know they just eat like we still bomb them.
>>560463685Imagine she comes back and when you talk to her she's freaking out, bringing up the Dark World thing Kris explained to her other day, and just goes>"I had that same dream last night! So next time you want to make excuses for sleeping through class to me, come up with something better"
The worst part of the wait for Chapter 5 is knowing that even if it comes out there's still 12 more months until the Kris boss fight
Guys, guys. We are famous now https://x.com/nasundertale/status/2033161187932656081
>>560463773...cUcK
Asriel creating an alliance that secure the supply routes and naval engineering knowledge the Dreemurr dynasty needs to take the Boglands(they are digging inside of him until he squeals like a Chipmunk)
>>560463861I thought the peak was Gordon Ramsay's Beef Wellington which I've continued to decline to try every time I pass one of his joints. I can do better casino food than that, chef sells frozen food now.
>>560464136susiefags and fishfags might be the only quality posters of this thread.
>>560461859It ends with good night because it's a fairy tale. "Once upon a time" and then "goodnight"
>>560463861where the fuck'd you hear that lol?you do know british people eat actual food, right?
>>560464215wasn't jamie oliver ingerlish too?or was he merican?Iunno, i never liked gordon ramsay as a person. he's kind of like mister house if mister house wasn't redeemable.
>>560464225I'm just posting the occasional Undyne image I come across that people might like, I don't normally post her or anything
>>560464269Must be a grimm's then, given the song before "Good Night" is Megalovania
>>560464323like what? bubble and squeak? jellied eels, mushy peas and blood guts and piss in sausage form (black pudding)?or the classic english breakfast. garanteed to turn your skyrocket your BMI until you weigh as much as a BMW.lest i forget: chips (fries) with vinegar on it.beans on toast is just a very popular travesty.
>>560464367>unsealing Mr. House's physical body to kill him, but instead it's some marinated beef that Gordon Ramsay was preparing that gets ruined after being exposed to air, so he dies of sheer frustration
A Joshua Graham of the Glamstapo would likely be a security guard that decided to join the Circuitbreakers out of convenience just to end up severely burned in an uncontrolled explosion>I hold no hatred towards the Holiday family or their keepers.>They know not what they do, unlike their master.>I am not referring to the metal man.>However, I am dedicated to my mission first and foremost.>If Carol, the bouncers, or any of their ilk come to the East, they will draw their last suffocating breaths in this valley.> Your mission?>I am a servant of the Angel first and foremost.>I must prepare all monsters, no matter their past, for the emptying that is to come. >In hopes that, should we prepare diligently enough, we will not face the most harrowing version of the prophecy.>The skeletons do not understand this dream, and I do blame them, because they are perhaps the only ones with the gift of sight.
>>560464367I'm reading his wikipedia page now and it's more dramatic than reality TV.Sounds like he's better at selling debt generating restaurants to people than he is at selling food.
>>560462773Noelle and Berdly did shit so it was fair to expect Toriel would too. I can't believe we are the point where character being relevant at all needs foreshadowing.
>>560465083we were always at that point. people refuse to hear it when you suggest tenna ending up with mettaton might indicate mettaton or tenna will get future content
>>560464981i just remember how hard he got made fun of for crying on tv when children in school didn't eat healthy, then proceeded to make a very elaborate (and probably very tasty but expensive) meal for the school/class.does he even do food anymore?
>>560465538I remember a long time ago seeing a video of him trying to make a "fancy" grilled cheese and he didnt even use a cheese that properly melts
Wet Gang
>>560464760>bubble and squeakmeme food, nobody eats that>jellied eelsmeme food, nobody eats that>mushy peasit's a condiment like wasabi, lol>blood guts and piss in sausage form (black pudding)it's just blood and oats, are we really gonna be like children and be afraid of blood in food, like blutwurst or a medium rare steak/burger?>english breakfastlook man, fatty foods taste good and it's easy/cheap to make since the entire meal can be cooked in a frying pan, of course it'll be popular>chips (fries) with vinegarbritish chips are thicker than fries but suresome good meals are>shepherd's pie>UK pies in general>various forms of roasted beef>stew>toad in a holemost traditional british food involves ovens and cooking things for long periods to bring out their own natural flavours instead of spices because spices couldn't be affordably grown or transported here and were more so used for trade and making rich people money.
I dont care if Omori did it first. I want found her.ogg to be a piano and guitar duet.
>>560465706Its a little bit of chemistry or knowing what cheese to pick.the shitty american cheese has an active ingredient called "sodium citrate" which makes cheese glooby and you just mix baking soda with lemon juice to make it.with that solution you can mix in your cheese with milk and it'll goop good.
I got more pizza oooof why did chara make me do that...
Did you guys know the name of the font that undertale used for displaying your stats in battle. I just found out today.
>>560465886This art is very weird if you think about it too hard
>>560465886Me and my /utg/ pals
>>560466176>(For those who are also learning this fact for the first time today, apparently the font used for stats in battle is a custom typeface originally designed for the 2010 indie Flash game Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars called "Mars Needs Cunnilingus". Imagine a skeleton named that.)
>>560465895i will give you ONE point and that's for shepard's pie, that does sound good.but STEW (and soup) is such of a basic food that i am pretty fucking sure that soups and stews were already eaten by neolithic humans.i am pretty sure wherever on earth you see humans, there is a culture that involves soup or a stew in some way and apart from some exotic ingredients, there is little one can claim is nationally or ethnically theirs.no, your people didn't invent "putting shit in hot water and drinking the veggie bathwater"
>>560466414well yeah I never said that lolI'm saying british stew is good, not that we invented it
>>560466214Eh, it's a cute children's story trope. Ralsei is exactly the type of character who'd only have one big bathtub at the Castle because he'd be too innocent (and socially inexperienced) too see anything wrong with bathing together, and Kris and Susie are weirdo enough to go along.
>>560466070If you can actually do that with any cheese that's pretty cool, but he didnt. You can see the end result and its still just a warm, hard block of cheesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0Fave takes their grilled cheeses very seriously
>>560464198You digging in me
>>560466312Lesbian Gaster confirmed, yurifags winning BIGLY
Gaster doesn't have a vagina
>>560463762why does Tenna intentionally employ so many shortstack whore employees and then pretend to be annoyed by them?
Making a soup for headache anon
>>560466747He does have one in a jar
gaster has a jet-black unwashed old woman jungle pussy and my tongue knows every inch of it
>>560466521i would disagree, but say: stew is good.I have fond memories eating erbseneintopf (pea stew) on a particularly cold winter when i was froze so bad that my lips turned purple and felt sleepy.i just remember eating and feeling so warm, comfortable.and now just because of this near-death experience i gain 20% HP from eating that stew.
>>560466781Goat and his human
>>560460303I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>>560466581the amount of milksurely needs adjustment based on the moisture of the cheese.two factors are always important with cheeses: fat content and moisture.to make it short: i don't think you can do that to burrata or gorgonzola.
GAY SEX WITH FAVEIN SPACE
>>560467152the main sort of stew I eat is beef, potatoes and carrots, it's all the right sorts of sweet savoury and meaty, maybe add a bit of black pepper to it since I find it brings out some nice flavours in the beefI'll also say the seafood is pretty good here, at least where I live since it's quite costal and freshly caught. stuff like fried cod, roasted fish pies, etc.
>>560465886>>560466214I always dreamed of Toby doing a gag where he tricks us into thinking he's gonna give us hard proof of Kris's bio gender by setting up like a dressing room or hot springs situation but then subverts our expectations by having the whole gang going into the mixed gender room, denying us an answer while also putting into our head the image of the fun gang hanging out nude together.
>>560464021Two (p)redditors and one Chilean xitterfag are confirmed to be pushing the kresspedo shit: Ryzuhtal/MiniatureBadger/TheFunnySopaipilla. Which one are you when you say "we?
All this food talk has got me curious.What do you think dark world food tastes like?And what other sorts of foods could you see dark worlds having? Outside of stuff we saw in-game.
should i post cock
>>560468186I'd rather look at pussy but I don't think we have the posters for that sadly.
>>560468186no you should tell me what the fuck sword I'm trying to remember is cause it's making me crazy, it's from a VN and it's some kind of god killing sword disguised as a regular sword with no reflection with the price of erasing the users existence if it gets usedmaking me think of twisted sword possibilities
>>560468186only if you draw a smiley face on the tip
>>560468292you want pussy huh? huh??
>>560467936What about me?
>>560468121Since it looks like it is all the mind, the most amazing thing ever
>>560467862im more tickled by the potential response from Susellefags when faced with a canon scenario where Kris and Susie are casually naked together in the same room, the same bath/spring even.
is this /utg/
>>560468430is that a fmab pride reference
>>560467862>there are three dressing room doors>one says "Men", the other says "Women", the third one has a question mark>Ralsei picks "Men">Susie picks "Women">we're free to pick whichever door>once Kris is also inside, the screen goes dark and the game cuts to the three now standing outside the doors already changed>if you try to go back into the dressing room, you actually see the inside of it> all three doors lead to the same room
>>560468292UTG gash would make me vomit
>>560468613its funny how 'inclusive to younger people' used to be a relatively innocous statement, instead of an excuse for corporations to sanitize or purge anything and everything for advertising purposes
>>560468365I have never heard of such a sword sorry has to be some powerwank stuff like demonbane
>>560468690The crabs incident turned me off of mythical /utg/ poon forever. It's evil and demonic to me now.
>>560468747>bratty and catty in the universe where mettaton is the head of the royal guard>they only joined up because he's a bishounen knight with a cool cape
>>560468613I'd like a place where only autistic people who are quiet and don't like noises, you can also be gay or have a weird gender but you also have to be repressed and very bad at expressing yourself.
>>560468121If it's all driven by imagination and if Kris has the same brand of autism as me, I'd imagine all the foods would feel like homogenous baloney shaped into products, and the tastes would be really sharp and slightly unnatural, but in a very satisfying way, like when you're a kid and overprocessed meats taste much better than authentic cooking for some reason.
>>560468186i know what those look like, but mine is bigger.your dick's got the resolution of a minecraft ressource pack.
wa la:)
>>560469028librarby
>>560468690UncannyTremendousGash
>>560469080nta but i work at library and most of them are full of kids
>>560468956how do you know those weren't moid crabs
Okhttps://gofile.io/d/b5PexQ
>>560468956Quick rundown?
>>560468613yes, but only if i get to be the cafe service dog
>>560469216my city library was mostly college students but it has been a very long time since I have been there
>>560469297just some anon (we dont know if boy or girl) said they had something scurrying around in their pubes and wasnt sure what it was
>>560469396It was a little spider remember, it wasn't crabs it was a little spider
>>560469275nice cock bro
>>560469457i've heard of swallowing spiders in your sleep but this is ridiculous
I'm transgender
>>560469576Hi transgender, I'm anon
>>560469576oh no.its retarded.
>>560469297https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/551788456/#q551822236
>>560469576We know Ralsei
hypothetical crabs are nothing compared to the fungal colony living in numbers' gnarled gargoyle toes nigga looks like he perches on church steeples
Shaving faves pubes so spooders wont make it their home
<3
>>560469576nobody is but good luck on making yourself uglier for no reason
I'm transistor
i'm trans. trans the treleton.
>>560469656god dammit i thought this was about krabs at first
Numbers numbers numbers
>>560468613>non-sexual/utg/ is definitely not this
no new content for months because toby knows people will pick it to shreds for lore stimmies
Did someone say sex?
>>560470023IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT
>>560470023all toby has to do is reopen that retarded did she smile arg again and the floodgates will open
>>560469948I made it out of clay
>>560470023>new reveal>NO DONT TRY TO PONDER THE ORB, LITERALLY DISCARD IT, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!you're actively trying to make this place even more insufferable than it is.>>560469941krabs was a good one.>>560469865but for that you need three pins and one of them is base(d).
Did she slime?
>>560469576Thats cool anon, I wish the best for you
>>560470023i hate the arg stuff anyway, I just want to play the fucking game and learn stuff as it's revealed and hinted at there
>>560470023i think toby likes to let the fandom simmer with no new content for a bit so he can watch us come up with nonsensical fan theories.
>>560470062and we like that, it'll be out when it's out
I saw a comic a while ago that's just a collection of all the bird references in the game but it's several pages long so posting it either separately or stitching it together in paint for one big image is a pain in the ass do you mind if I just post the tumblr link
>>560470092it would be nice if he didn't make it available only to people who twirled their butt hairs and spun in three circles on the full moon of '07
The good kind of Dessriel
>>560470356does he want us to stew for THAT long? someone has to have gotten too close to comfort by now
>>560470381https://www.tumblr.com/catinabed/809914094699282432/weird-birdsAnyway here's weird birds.
>>560470381>stitching it together in paint for one big imagehttps://image.pi7.org/combine-multiple-images
>>560470476someone's absolutely figured the whole story out by now, and that someone is me so just give it some time and Im sure h
>>560470598if i figured it all out do i get royalties
>>560470092why was it retarded?
>>560470502inchresting
>>560470627>NOOO!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BAT! LAY OFF MY FRIENDS, WILLYA!? SHEEEEEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, KNIGHT! GO HAVE SOME EGGS! WITH EGGNOG! OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!
>>560470702its not saying anything and just leaving people with absolutely nothing to go off of other than vague phrases that mean fuck all. spamton arg did it better showing bits and pieces of 3+4s assets out of context
>>560470838who do you think the voice was?
>>560470702nta but giving people a direct line to communicate with someone giving answers, even vague, about the mystery is just fucking lame, its an ama disgusied as an arg
>>560470838>bits and piecessay that again...
>>560471117i love cheese pizza yum yum
100 billion kromer to israel
Are you afraid?
>>560470502>i keep having this nightmare of my arm burningstop being dramatic berdly it's been what, a day? two days?
>>560464625Frisk is the little girl that always dies in those.
>>560470476if we all start making up random bullshit deltarune theories on a consistent basis until chapter 5s release one of us is bound to get at least a little close. everyone start typing
>>560471117uh oh
Spamton has been made the new Ayatollah.
>>560471117i don get it
Toby Fox made a song called Negrocity
>>560471346I'll never forget that one Andersen fairytale where a girl decided to use a loaf of bread as a bridge to get over a puddle and fucking plunged down to hell for it.
>>560471228I would push him over and tear his shirt and break his arms and pour paint all over his stupid outfit
>>560471529:(
>>560471117MY CREATIONIS IT REALMY CREATIONI DO NOT KNOW
>>560471529flowey...
>>560471529he will counsel you through your rage issues so you are both happy!
>>560471492Undertale mod or fangame where the creator turned out to be a pedo or something
>>560471492bits and pieces was an UT mod that was cancelled because the creator was jailed for cp
>>560470283I love the arg stuff and hate the game. We should hang out and make each other's lives slightly less pleasant.
>>560471007It established that noelle smiled because of you and that she smiled because of you because of the weird route.but i guess its not a smile from the heart, but rather a smile like friend. deranged.
my name is faveigo mont(you)a, you killed my fave, prepare to die
>>560471780>>560471783oh... oh dear
Goat kisses
>>560470283I cant think of a single time an ARG didnt turn out to be a disappointing piece of shit. All the Noelle blog entries should have been things we encountered in game probably during the chapter were we were inside of a computer.
>>560471529Papyrus is for being nice to and doing fun stuff with...
18 filtered posts
ANOTHER ONE ADDED TO THE MUTE LISTMMMM HMMMMMM
yo... so is it just me?
>>560472207I don't think you understand pacing
>>560472207Would be interesting if stuff like that "newest girl" entry was something we saw in the game, but only on the Weird Route where we'd get an opportunity to rifle through Noelle's data while she's entranced from all the "proceeding". It'd show the meaner side of her and how her personality becomes distorted from growing distant from her friends. but also would be deliberately one-sided, since we're examining just one facet of her personality without her input, which, on the surface, would serve as a motivatior to keep on with the Weird Route.
>>560472519I have a crush on that one anon. yeah, you know the one.
>>560472207>All the Noelle blog entries should have been things we encountered in gameExcept none of the Sweepstakes shit is required to understand the game? You can just, you know, not interact with any of that and the game will make sense just fine. Is there literally any point in the game so far that makes no sense or comes out of nowhere unless you've interacted with the Sweepstakes content?
>>560472781I know you have on crush me but I also know you know I know you have a crush on me
>>560471529Why?
>>560472781i know everything (i dont)
>>560472964Lol
>>560472781
>>560473847I've only seen the first episode of that show and random screencaps scrolling down /co/ but I hope they get to unlock the sex update in the last episode of that show.
>>560473847nta but you're funny anon.in a concerning way.
>>560473847Yeah, if only
>>560473847hey there good looking...
>>560473847dont worry anon ill tickle your prostate
Just think, by the time you get to the end of this post, you are closer to chapter 5 being out then you were at the start of this post. Hang in there!
>>560474127Undertalemoon back to nature....
>>560467936Neither, it's a pretty based ship though
>>560473847
Its great when desspedo breaks containment and you get to see the twitter crowd react, always makes me laugh
>>560474689i didn't want to bring it up cus lolxitter but the comments were really funny, people were acting like their entire family got shot in front of them
*haunts you with the ghosts of deltarune past present and future. *
Question: Why does the OP post not have the current magma and just the old one? And where the heck did Rudy Wash go?
>>560474894Hard to preserve old magma because no one has mod access so I'm guessing we keep it secret we keep it safe
>>560475154But the old magma is the one in the OP post, not the new one
>>560474127This is so cuuuuuuute I REFORMATTED THIS A HUNDRED TIMES I WILL NEVER PHONEPOST AGAIN I HATE TOUCH KEYBOARDS
>>560474689>>560474835lol
>>560475231I can't readLooks like someone fucked up a couple threads ago and deleted the wrong one>>560014949
sometimes when im really bored i like to open people playground and throw my kris at the wall and stab them for a while
just took a 3 hour nap and woke up thinking it was already morning
>>560475579
>>560474894the pastebin template doesn't have either updated
>>5604754166'6?! Damn
PAPYRUS DELTARUNE YOU STOP BEING A NEET AND SAY HELLO TO THE FANS RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>560475786NUUUHHHH.IN A MINUTE!!!
https://youtu.be/tV7oQyty1_M
>>560475638you understand me
>>560475786
The thing I'm most looking forward to is the flashback in chapter 5 that clearly shows Dess and Asriel are like, one and a half years older than Kris and Noelle at max.
>>560475643Oh. Well, the magma got linked with last thread ( https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh ) and this is the Rudy Wash download ( https://www.mediafire.com/file/mka78m1p23d0ww6/Rudy_Wash.zip/file ), if anyone wants to put that in the template. I remember it being up there under "UTG GAMES" or something but haven't looked in a while.
>>560475913arg said noelle is 16how young do people go to college? has he been at college a while?
>>560476007Collage starts at 18. And 16 VS 18 is how I've assumed the age gap is since chapter 1.
>>560476007>legal in massachusetts tobert...
>>560476201
>>560475975>>560460190the appended section should look like this so any bakers just paste this over the -Magma part-Current Magma: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh-Previous Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh-WorldOfText: https://ourworldoftext.com/utg-/utg/ gaems>Rudy Wash (Win/Linux): https://www.mediafire.com/file/mka78m1p23d0ww6/Rudy_Wash.zip/file
Times are changing bros, more and more chuddism is arising... Soon the total tranny death will be a reality
>>560476357also if any more games are made in the future we should have another pastebin/rentry for the list cause all these additions put the thread template at the edge of the text limit
>>560476438which anon is this
>free advertising for the whiteboard/manga that drags discord drama into the thread constantly Why do we do this again? They can post it themselves and Ctrl+F that shit.
>>560476438kris continuing the cycle of love with noelle years later, I kneel toby
>>560476201Toby destroys all the shipper when after chapter 7 in the epilog all three girls(Susie Noelle and Kris) all have 20-30 year old adult human boyfriends. The town isn't happy but can not do anything about it legally.
>>560476854>samefagging in green again
too tired for jackbox tonight Im just gonna go to sleep(Im not the jackbox host anon just putting this out there)
>>560477018good night honey. i'm also tired
>>560476895Carol would make Noelle's boyfriend disappear immediately
>>560476854>mangaMy whiteboard dream came true....!!
>>560477087thnx
FAVE THE RAPE DOLPHIN
>>560476563>at the edge of the text limitOhhhh, that's probably why it got cut off. A pastebin would be good, I guess.
Rationally, I know the future will contain the exact opposite of this. But we arnt there yet, so I'm free to imagine and dream. A world where during the festival you can make choices about who hangs out together, and you can lead things to a Kris and Susie kiss, and a Kris and Noelle kiss, but if you push things so that Susie and Noelle spend the most time together instead of kissing they both just stand there and talk about Kris.
>>560476438>calls other rotten>trans flagzero awareness
I've had a miserable day I need some kind of stimmies
I just did something very embarrassing.
>>560476438is this sort of thing performative? on both ends? cannot imagine being this vocally assblasted
>>560477541what?
>>560477540who hurt u bby
>>560477619I may or may not have accidentally posted ut/dr on the wrong thread
>>560477750this is like the third time this has happened in a month the virus is spreading
>>560477669me... by being schtewpid...
>>560477750i posted udtr in the wrong thread on the wrong board once
>>560471783He then went on to get internet access in jail and post pedo Dess memes on /utg/
>>560477750I've done that plenty of times before. I usually just delete the post in shame after the timer and then close the thread it was in and try not to think about it again.
>>560476815Probably the guy you're replying to
>>560476007arg also said noelle is 4992 days old
do not expose fave to broken wine glasses and keep them away from pingu
>>560477931You mean that faggot has been copying what I'm doing this whole time?!
>>560477750you are like a baby watch this *unrolls list of cringe*
where arethe drawfags
>>560478270sleeping in a big cuddle pile
>>560478270I haven't really drawn too much recently because making art has been kind of stressing me out.
>>560477892We're all stupid, anon, and doing our best figuring it all out. I believe in you
>>560478270school is killing me
Wiztale is innocent (of everything except being a shitty AI content farm) btwZoomers in the fandom are too caught up on "but why, oh why, would anyone ever impersonate and defame a guy everyone hates" to realize that the REAL question is "why the fuck would someone who wants to maintain his reputation dox people with his username and profile pic attached, instead of just doing it WITHOUT that so people won't realize it's him"
>>560478396Nothing wrong with a taking a break, pls take care of yourself, and see you when you feel ready
>>560478437thank you...
>>560478223Shayy...
>>560478270finals
>>560477540Don't even joke about that I will KILL anyone who hurts Lancer
>>560478270I'm sick so I'm resting right now, but I'm not a drawfag you like so you probably don't give a flying hoot about me.
>>560478681actually Shayy wouldn't post about fictional shota because he hates that and anyone who likes it with a burning passionhe prefers real ones
>>560478795i do
>>560478396what's been stressing you out about it
>>560478779Lancer WILL die and it will be both tragic and played for laughs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lW5gK0VzH8Funni Mario
>>560478795I actually had my hoot dewinged because it kept nesting up in the rafters and shitting everywhere
>>560478809imagine getting raped by this disgusting thing
mom found the stimmystash
>>560479009nice outfit tho
>>560479009This man stole my pronouns
>>560478907Just the annoying esoteric problem of the art process as a whole. I'll figure it out.
>>560478705HAHAHA MORE LIKE THE FINAL STRAW IN MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!! *sound of gun muzzle clattering against teeth*
>>560478270drawing things not related to the thread
>>560478270Drawing porn not related to the thread
I still want to see even if it's not related to the thread YEAH I said it
>>560478809Shayy also said he hated pedophiles and yet he is one. He doesn't practice what he preaches.
>>560474689
>>560478270painter chased them out
>>560479314i thought that this was like picrel for a second bc of the background and that there was a gigantic boss monster behind all of them
>>560479737Toby took so long that the culture shifted and now Kress and Desselle shipper are out posting in public. Soon the Kristenna girls are gonn be popping off.
>>560472621nta but toby couldve just hidden the links inside the game instead and make that how you're meant to find it, even keeps the world feeling that much more "real" if it has working links to character blogs. Kinda like how the Sam & Max games had "maxforpresident.org" in their creditsi mean you can argue thats still an ARG sure but itd still be something you can come across by playing the game
>>560478270too busy making muh game/working on other projects to draw susie, sowwy
we jackin' tn?
>>560479943i really hope dezz draws more desselle because all the other art has ugly dess designs and/or uses unappealing fetishes
>>560477540Ralsei would pretend to mourn Lancer while trying (and failing) to hide his excitement over the fact it makes him the only Darkner friend Susie has now
>>560480032no more susie????? :(((
"Ralsei doesn't give a fuck if Darkners die because he only cares about Lightners" is a "well this stinks" tier mischaracterization but it's kinda funny honestly
>>560479943I'll be a lot more inclined to draw Desselle once we actually see Dess onscreen but rest assured I lie in wait like a cat ready to pounce
>>560479009is he really disgusting or ugly or anything though aside from knowing his retarded online persona and autism and the drama or whatever. like i don’t know if i walked past this guy at the park id just think he’s a somewhat fruity but reasonably fashionable good looking fellow. it’s not like he’s wearing a dress or cum stained gamer gear or anything too freak show clown shoes
>>560480401Its not all darkners, its just Lancer. He literally ripped off his stool forme from ch1 in ch2 because Susie liked it
>>560480301aw dont get sad, frenyoull get more susie someday. just not today.or tommorow, maybe not even the day after that. but someday.
>>560480401It's kris the one who doesn't care
>>560480486the fact there's so much art of noelle with carol proves that porn artists do have an interest in deercest but probably don't draw dess for the same reason you have and it fucking suuuucks so much
>>560480619papyrus eye looks like a
>>560480619ancient Ramb prophecy
Deltarune the TV show gets 32 seasons and only like 2 of them are decent.
>>560480658I guess if we get even a little more dess characterization in 5 I'll bite the bullet and draw some
What if deltarune was a French or Belgium comic.
>KRIS>KRIS I NEED YOU>TO PROCREATE WITH MY DAUGHTER>IT IS THE ONLY WAY>TO SAVE>MY DELTARUNE
FRISK DAISUKI!! CHARA DAISUKI!! HOOMANS DAISUKI!!
>>560478270working on commissions
2026 may be the year of sans and komaeda
>>560481218who tf is sans
>>560481058More characters would drink, smoke, and be sexy or ugly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHsMYw-Dhuc
>>560481058It would have the one page with a nude young girl on it posted in every /co/ European comic thread but otherwise not talked about.
whats the age difference between noelle/kris and dess again
>>560480054i'm guessing not at this point
>>560481384Probably 2 years. So 16/18 modern day and 11/13 back when she disappeared.
>>560481301That spinoff comic was pretty Weird...
>>560479943now shit and poop poster are out posting in public. Soon the caca girls are gonn be popping off
>>560481386in that case good night utg, i will go dream of fave naked and spread eagle on my bed now
is the spamton rape comic still getting updated?
>>560481553spamton rape comic?where can i read that?
>>560481386noooo I needed this tonight
>>560481553yesi scroll past it on ao3 sometimes
Who was going to tell me the deer vessel drawfag is also the AI sloppa spammer, xittard, and has a dickscord server?
16 years is not canon
>>560481529>>560481691I mean idk but it's kinda late now isn't it?
>>560481775give it up lil bro
https://files.catbox.moe/6jr20b.mp4
>>560481617I heard it was surprisingly well written
>threadshitter has entered the thread
>>560481449weird I thought it was a lot more for some reason. wasnt there that dialogue about the photos on the computer that hinted at it?
>>560481798Probably closer to 17 or even 18 if Kris is supposed to be going to collage "soon"
>>560481691it's ok anon, i'm still with you in the dark. *gives you comforting butt pats*
Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh TENNA SEX I WANT TO FUCK TENNA FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAPOOOGHHHH!!PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT TENNA!!!PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPUNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
>>560481863Every single hint and evidence has pointed to them being fairly close in age. Including when you see them with your eyes in chapter 3. Anything making them much older is 100% senpai artist mass hallucinations.
>>560482110wtf is a senpai artist
wokies are rejecting undertaledeltarune
>>560482110How....how did fan become senpai?
>>560481162Based!
>>560482081this but unironically
>>560482189I could not in a million years tell you what combination of typos and autocorrect could turn "fan" into "senpai". This will haunt me for years.
>>560482212>Ultra mega woke>LisaLMAO that has to be a bait post
>>560482362cute tenna art, rare. I feel like 80% of people dont draw his edges right. they round him out a lot and I dont like it
>>560481926why did Kris go to a mixed media paper artform? is they stupid?
>>560482427does senpai still get filtered to senpai? could have typed f a m instead of fan. testing testing
senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai onions onions onions onions onions onions desu desu desu desu
most likely all the marriage and rape symbolism will be irrelevant for the weird route and it will be mostly about glitches and creepypastas
>>560482582Lamo why don't we get new word filters like this anymore. Just the 20 year old stuff hanging around.
rape rape rape your favegently down the stream
>>560482475I mean to be fair, the new ending they added for Joyful somewhat recently reeks of something horrible. And they had some woke organization in the credits, "Take This" I think it was called. They're absolutely still baiting but they're also not COMPLETELY wrong
lamo
>>560482018thanks queen
>>560482081yea same
are there any other games that we can play together tonight if we're not jackin?
>>560482751i miss bosnians
>>560483016Yeah we playing TTT but you are not invited.
normal giggly sex with toby who is your boyfriend
>>560483016I spy, with my little eeeeeeeyes, somethiiiiing red
>>560483139im not looking at your penis again anon
>>560483139is it a picture of tenna?
>>560483139apple
>>560482702Plebs want deer rape, I want glitchkino
>>560483139how are you seeing the ketchup bottle on my coffee table?????????
>>560483139your period
>>560483198Nope>>560483192lmao>>560483292Ehhmmm cold, but the outside of something you would ingest, a hint of warmth in tbat regard
>>560482702Rape/marriage symbolism is like religious symbolism in evangelion
i need carnal knowledge of him
>>560483493it's a babybel cheese
>>560482362>>560482821Stop. I can only get so hard
>>560483531i do not think mr radiation is using rape and marriage symbolism because it looks cool
>>560483409Getting warmer!>>560483468Snowgrave cold
who's ready for gaster to be tiny
>>560483610hot sauce>>560483581skill issue
>>560483707Now THAT'S a development no one would have seen coming
>>560483610Spamtong’s cheeks
>>560483707
>>560483401I want to explore out of bounds and see what's past the invisible walls and barriers.
>>560483573>>560483729Nope and nopeIt was a Coca Cola can...the hot sauce made me worry it was leading to containers for other products. I threw away my apple when i ate it earlier, I should've kept it here...forgive me
>>560483784Joyboy......!!
>>560484103treatment has gone according to plan
shoving fave inside myself during my period as an eco-friendly tampon alternative
>>560468613this is beyond cringe
tomorrow
>>560484396There isn't a gay bar in my city but there is a tea and coffee house with baked goods that's not explicitly for gays but is functionally the space they described in the post.
>>560484525oh yeah, good luck with that
>>560484525the doctors are going to read the instructions upside down and give you double Ds
>>560483401>Eggs could be a reference to Bad Egg>Chapter 5 is most likely happening in Flower King>We could leave one of the eggs in Asgore's fridge where it duplicatesIf all of this leads to nothing like the flowers Toriel throws away did, I might just give up on Deltarune all together Id be so ungodly pissed
>>560484525good luck
just beat off in a public bathroom again ama
>>560484525dang. break a leg, berddude
>>560484636>me in the mirror after the anesthesia wears off
>>560484695was there anyone else in there? how did you distract yourself from the smell? what were you gooning to? who is fave?
>>560481775I prefer not interacting with or thinking about him if I can help it Anon
>>560484695did you moan like a bottom bitch? if so, whats ur number?
How was your weekend, /utg/ friends?
>>560484525Damn that sucks man, hope you can make it through okay
>>560484695I've done that before it's annoyingly difficult to do as a woman
>>560484903It was rainy and im tired but my ear isnt clogged anymore
>>560484695one of my friends told me his coworker cums on the toilet then tried to get me to come try the restaurant
>>560481775>the AI sloppa spammerwho?
Diapserial
>>560484903It was tiring and pretty much non-existent because I was on the road the whole time but I don't have work tomorrow so tomorrow will be my weekend.>>560484952Yeah
>>560484790Someone entered halfway through, there wasn't a smell but then again im noseblind, and multiple things but it was the girl from watamote getting fucked by a dog at the end. Tenna.>>560484880Dead silent>>560484952It is difficult and didn't feel that good, very mid bust. Wish I was laying down.>>560485009I wouldnt be able to cum if I was looking at the toilet, I face the toilet paper dispenser which also I rest my phone on.
>>560475416tall dess is amazing
I want to fuck Frisk in the ass
I want to fuck Kris in the ass
>>560485327lmao I never saw this part two
>>560485286>noseblindLoss of smell is associated with dementia, which might explain your L faps
>>560485286I feel a spiritual connection
>>560485524Dess's strap-on...
hey guys am i smart?
>>560485737would dementia improve gooning by making it feel new every time
>>560485872Susan is actually a battle genius like Goku or All Might if you really think about it.
Desspedo jokes were never funny, they just felt like grooming victims projecting
>>560486145but does she have infinite speed?
>>560486179>Desspedo jokes were never funnytrue, they were hot instead
>>560486197She's a turn based character, as long as its her turn she has infinite speed
>>560486257Cringe reddit take
>>560486179jokes?
>>560486197She has infinite hope (!!!)
>>560485876you'd forget mid goon and get scared that someone is touching your dick
>>560486273we can safely take away that Susie would maul Sora to death
>>560486509Unless its Data Sora specifically, that one has experience being Turn Based too
>>560486489Susie Hooperrs and Kris Dreemurrs
Should I give Yume Nikki another chance? I tried it years ago but dropped it because I got bored after 2 hours
>>560486509Susie > Sora > Cloud = Mario + Luigi > Sephiroth > Perfect Cell > GokuAs we all know
>>560486662Susie's last name being a play on the word Hope is absolutely going to be what her last name is.
>>560486496I guess it's only a good scenario if you're really freaky
>>560486759she's also a hooper cause she did a slam dunk
>>560486336cope, it's nuanced canon
>>560486747Yume Nikki is fun give it another try. It's a game you can just vibe with. We should all play it together!
Fave got a new fan but they're paranoid and keep jumping everytime it moves something paper/plastic in their room slightly
>>560487482I had to reread this to realize you weren't talking about a stalker
>>560487609mouse sized stalker rustling my loose papers in a bid to ruin my life
>>560487701ehrm tehcknicklee he wasn't reincarnated as a teenager specifically, every adult was a teenager at some point in their life
fave needs to get dicked down
>>560487764Kris lost track of the Soul and now it wont stop being a minor annoyance to taunt him
Who did it this time?...
>>560488147i NEVER let it mellow
>>560488147i was saving it for later man cmon...
>>560487005*utter dogshit
betting my money on temfag doing it
>>560487764this made me try and find the video of a mouse stuck in a piece of pasta and I couldn't find it without the swears cut off or stupid music or some dipshit reacting to it I hate the internet
Good day with my galpals on /utg/Im gonna try to sleep, night
fave thinks sex is HA GAYYYYYYYYY
>>560488147>>560488443?? what
>>560488534they did this to cat videos and I will never forgive the men responsible my curse will last seven times seven generations
i am quite fond of does
>>560488570Nighty night
>>560488664>?? whatHave you not been reading the thread?
fave is only one magacock away from leaving woketardism
>>560488730Not OP but isn't it just about susie hoppers or something? In a just world nobody would give a fuck what cunts on twitter talk about.
>>560488730yes but I don't get what these posts are referring to what happened
>>560488832i think the threadshitter addicts are just trying to get stimmies by vagueposting
>>560488941muffet is 35 yrs old in this pic
Fave is very sick and just wants to sleep, but has a major exam in 2 days worth 20 percent of their grade.
>>56048911630s are not old
SUSSIIEEEEEFUCK MY LITTLE SIBLINGFUCK MY SIBLING NOW SUSIE
>>560489284SUSIEEEE FUCK KRIS NOWWWWW
OF COURSE!!!
What if Dess appears looking like she did as a kid because that when she disappeared like how chara is still a kid when we see her, just so toby can make the fans eat each other alive for the 27th time by retroactively making all dess porn "Aged up"
>>560476438while i do find kress shit gross this is clearly just a joke so i dont get why some are getting so mad over it also i fucking hate yourhoskaz so much genuinely the worst most over sexualized dess design ive ever seen
>>560485286What a miserable fap, the thought of doing it in a public bathroom sounds so uncomfortable that I can't even fathom actually going through with it
it's doever
>>560490063What about this one
What do you think would happen if Carol actually came across Dess's stash of shota doujins?
>>560486179people who were actually molested wouldnt be into it, its virgins who wish they were "molested" (the porn fantasy molested where its hot and sexy not the real kind of molestation where its cold and it hurts) because then a hot older girl would have fucked them even once in their lives. Which honestly, isnt that big of a crime. Wish fulfillment kinks are fine
>>560490167not that bad honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVLmZMjxfjw
>>560490109nta but the more depressed I am the more inclined I am to do it, sometimes you just need that insta-dopamine
Fave was molested by her mom when she was 12 but she's mostly moved on from it.
>>560490269I refuse to believe its just me whos like this, so I think most people who say shit like "giwtwm" know that actually being in the scenario irl would suck and its just the fantasy of it we like. People are way too quick to assume that just because you like the thought of something then that means your chomping at the bit to do it irl.
Susan Hoops Barkley
>>560490109it was fine but I have very low standards for my quality of living in general. I just didnt think about it. sort of an impulse thing. I had headphones in which I think helped to distract. .
If you stay around old lady butt for too long that frenzy meter start to fill
Toby living in Hussie's basement while developing Undertale is just the millenial equivalent of when wealthy aristocrats in the 1400s let an artist live in their castle and got free food to make the most legendary art pieces of history.
>>560468613This exists, it's called "a cafe."
>>560484903I spent my Saturday at work and woke up this Sunday with a headache.
>>560490507glad to hear fave is doing well
https://youtu.be/ZZHnOfvbILw
>>560478270I'm tired and I'm working on a novel right now. Besides, my drawings weren't all that good anyway.
I saw a video labeled (chapter 3 spoilers) and wept when I saw it was posted 9 months ago
>>560490798A significant amount of cooks, waiters, dishwashers, bartenders, and coffee gremlins are gay too.
mom found the dossier
aight fuckos, it's been cool, but i gotta.see you after work.>https://voca.ro/1eM6pnvP8pOW
>>560491201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y
>>560491280let the door hit you on the way out
>>560468613Niggas be like "why doesn't this thing exist" and it already exists they're just being pedantic.
fave is ashamed of the bad grades they got last year and how it affected their gpa
gimme something to draw
>>560491992Susie and Kris link cable trading over their GameMonsters
>>560491098If you knocked someone up after Chapter 3 came out you'd be a father by now
>>560491992fave getting kicked out of college for being a terrible student and becoming a homeless disappointment who lives under a bridge
>>560491992tenna diggin in his butt
give me the cheese
>>560491992Kris trying to chase the soul running away with its little legs
I want to trap all of you in an evil amulet so I can carry you around and talk to you while I go about my day like a schizophrenic
noi dont want that
>>560492465i have invented the technology called "phone"
finished earthbound for the first time yesterday. can really see why toby took so much influence from ithttps://youtu.be/KQVOb1b7iOc?si=RWCwPpU33LD4v1decried like 4 times through it
>>560492428https://youtu.be/ivPFlKyeypU?t=23
>>560492535When are Kojimbo and Tobias gonna link up
>whispers mischievous thoughts into anon's ear about Asgore being hot while chilling in my amulet
>>560492617Having the two men that independently invented video gemes in the same from would generate a black hole from their endless creativity and originality. Also, Kojima thinks all white men are Norman Reedus.
I am immune to gay. Only women set my loins ablaze
>>560491992papyrus speeding through a tight inner-city alleyway in his car
>>560492856you like women? gayyyyyyyy
You like women, but do women like you? Think about it.
>>560460264daughter
>>560492502Dess at the thought of Kris finding another girfriend
>>560493060This is literally all that I think about. All I think about is how repulsive I am to women and how different that would be if I could just become Sans Undertale. All of the women would fawn over me and my retarded jokes. They'd all like me even though they can't even agree on what my personality is. My blue lightsaber would be dripping with whore-fluids.
>>5604932061225 years at least!
Looking at the pippin art archives rn and finding some of my art in there... but I won't say which is mine
>>560493371I don't think any of mine has made it in there.
women love it when you talk about their whore fluids
>>560493145she's so cuuuuuuuuuuute
Are you truly devoted to fave or are you a pretender chump? Really think about it before you answer.
>>560493336Sounds like you need more vitamin D and less PC
>>560493682I am the real deal devotee
>>560493682I am fave's strongest soldier
Women love it when you play Poker Night at the Inventory at get really made at the fictional characters
It's kind of scary seeing how easily recognizable my artstyle is
>>560493980I stopped caring about this once I got on prozac
It's kind of scary seeing how easily recognizable my fartstyle is>t. Tenna after TV Taco Tuesday
what do artists have in their brains that lets them keep trying and trying no matter how many times they fail and why don't i have ityes i am aware i'm setting up an obvious determination undertale reference joke answer but i seriously wish i knew this and how to get it for myself
>>560493726>Oh just become gay bro!Why do people always tell me this? I do not want to have sex with men. Women only. I'd even take a worn-out drunken fat goat monster woman.
>>560494173here's the big secret:they are having FUN when they draw
I would build a religious theocratic nation state to house my devotion for fave and ensure god king fave worship that would last generations.
>>560494351and where the fuck am I supposed to get the uranium?HUH?
>>560494351i stop having fun when i'm unable to make anything that doesn't look like shit
bitches love when i talk about wanting to hug susie deltarune
If I was a good drawfag people would have a crush on me and want to fuck which I would kindly decline because I'm scared little virgin bitch
>>560494351*EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER* WRONGDRAWING IS TORTURE
>>560494616Why is Noelle like this?
dess be touching kids
>>560494441then stop. if you stop having fun then it's no fun.seriously though, try other things. I didn't think I'd be any good at drawing til I gave up other things and tried it. I still might not be "good" but that doesn't matter any more, 'cause I enjoy drawing
>>560494323they're talking about the sun bro...
>>560494886the idea of quitting art makes me want to kill myself almost as much as toby cancelling deltarune would so i don't know what to even do
>>560494323This nigga heard "Vitamin D" and instantly thought about dick.
>>560494173you learn to enjoy the failure. yeah sure that drawing of fave TFing into a fat fuck airplane centaur is amateurish and has a lot of mistakes, but it was FUN to draw and looking at it makes you feel happy because you drew for *you* and not just to get attention from others
>>560494909I will not be having sex with anyone's son, no matter what you say>>560494957Another gaslighter. Also I'm not black.
>>560494909oh and now you're bringing incest into this you freak
>>560494419>>560494441Everyone sucks when they first start drawing. What determines skill is how quickly you learn and improve from your mistakes. Just accept that your current drawing *will* suck and if you keep trying to make it perfect you're wasting more time. Get your duds out now so you can examine your mistakes and make better art at a faster rate. Make simpler drawings to practice something you're struggling with. Draw for an hour everyday and grow to enjoy the process of failing and learning. Like any skill, it's so satisfying to see your improvement over the years but you won't see that improvement over the course of 2 weeks. Even if you're not up to it, there's plenty of practices you can look up and try that are simple and easy. Even bring a sketchbook and pen with you to sketch random people and environmens(yes every professional artist I know practiced this way). But yeah basically get over yourself and just do it.
>>560494173nothing quite like the balmy taste of sheer spite to keep me going, personally
>>560494954right well I can't help you with that brrrrrother!!!
>>560495019i'm not even a complete beginner i've been trying this shit for years and i still don't enjoy failurealsothere's a difference between wanting something to be perfect and wanting something to not look like shit, even if you only use your own art as a comparison standardthe "perfectionism" response is so predictable i wrote this out in advancei don't want to be instantly perfect and i'm aware that's unrealistic i just want it to not turn out horrible and below my own average quality
I fucking hate the process of drawing but it's the only way to see the artwork I actually want to see
>>560493145I love you fujoanon
drawfags where are you???
They're adding LowTierGod to Deltarune
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
>>560495207You can't be genuine about this feeling anymore because it prompts (pun intended) the AIfags to start shilling. They can't comprehend wanting to make something yourself and the satisfaction that comes from that.
>>560494419if you can do the fires that burn down the whole town that should be enough desu.
>>560494954you keep drawing. that's ultimately a good trait to have even though it feels frustrating and painful. maybe try experimenting with different art mediums or styles, like lineless or painting, or just coloring if line art is a struggle. try and copy more simple cartoony art styles until you can get a feel for appeal, never stop looking up new art to be inspired by, etc etc.
I hate women
Kress is... breaking containment...
>>560495124try different styles, different pens, different mediums, mess around
since were talking abt being bad at art are heres a shitty little ralsei i drew in class a while ago. its not not good but i felt pretty good drawing it
>>560495004>Also I'm not black.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA&list=RDNPOb3DlB7WA&start_radio=1
>>560495605substance penis
>>560495124It's like learning a new language, you still suck at an intermediate level but you should have an understanding of the fundamentals and what exactly about your art is offputting to you. Drawing frequently(especially from life) also improves your muscle memory memory and makes difficult pieces more approachable.
>>560495001fat fuck airplane centaur pluey...
>>560495605soul
>>560495498Everyone that has any interest in women starts to hate them. Florence Nightingale understood this two centuries ago. I'm not even saying that you should hate them, just that it is very easy to do so.
>>560488362*lofty lvdokino
>>560495605ralseis stinky finger kills anon
>>560490167I dislike dreads but everything else is great
>>560493682I've written about all the stuff I want to do with him every night since late July of last year plus did a special four-part Valentine's Day one that I started planning out like a month in advance, thinking about him holding me has become pretty much a hard requirement to sleep well now, and if I'm being completely honest with you if it weren't for him I most likely wouldn't have gotten emotionally invested in UT/DR as I am now at all and probably would've moved on months ago. He made me want to draw a few pictures of him even though I hate drawing, I've put together about sixty-three TESIII bard music videos now and that all started from really wanting to get his theme working. Basically he's the perfect and I love him
Every Tenna that has any interest in losing weight starts to hate it. Sans Undertale understood this two centuries ago. I'm not even saying that you should force feed him burgers, just that it is very easy to do so.
>>560495019>>560495124
Poisoning a drink, bleeding in a sinkChoking with a link, killing with a stinkJust your mother's fave
>>560495225i love you too *kiss*
>>560495903Stop being bad, start being good.
>>560495663it was that obvious
>>560493336If you want to be sans just start jestermaxxing
>>560495498you hate everyone and everything, including yourself
What is wrong with me if I get unending boners thinking about Noelle watching Kris and Susie have sex? Why does a nerdy cuckquean make me leak like an old pipe? I could repaint my house with the pre-cum she coaxes out of me. I need to see the stupid look on her face as she orgasms in the other room just listening to Kris and Susie.
>>560494173Intense impulse to see beautiful men because no one else will draw them (in other words: "Fuck, I have to do everything myself!" mentality since I was born), I have reached a point after years of grinding where I will be satisfied with what I draw 90% of the time but before that it used to suck a lot when I failed to reach my goals. But I stuck with it and I think I can now say it was worth it.I doubt this mentality and scenario applies to you though.
>>560496042You are a visionary and i now think of drawing fat large breasted planetaur sneo
>>560494323Anon I was telling you to go outside and touch grass, feel the sun on your skin and have some real social interactions...
good night my fagfags :3
I have an erection.
>>560494323>complains that women have high standards >insults a hypothetical woman for her appearance and behaviorcertified wax-sealed factory certified moid moment
>>560495725the only lofty thing about it is the building your favorite pedo anime garbage game's protagonist jumps off of
>>560496809herr starrwalker...
>>560496182No I love everything and everyone in this womderful world!
>>560496656
>>560496936Spamton jubilance
>>560496824Listen you lesbian slob, I'll fuck you until my dick falls off. I don't have standards. Women wince in fear when I walk by, then run off to their actually abusive boyfriends that punch their pussies black. I don't have "high standards" for pointing out that Toriel is over the hump and desperate for bone-cock. I think you can empathize with someone like me, who people shun for purely aesthetic faults.
>>560497159
Berdly above me.
>punch their Plueys blackNo...
>>560497159HAHAHAHA ok man lmao I'm going to go shower good luck with all that you got going on there
>>560496825>Kris suicide theory realDamn, this really is just Omori again.
>>560497334no it's ok plueys already black
Too blackToo strong
>>560497381I bet you would listen to what I said if I were Sans....
just finished schlicking. good night.
>>560497159Hi Joseph Bulkin
starting to think gays are far more mentally sound people based on everything witnessed in this general
>>560497443your welcome
>>560497443sleep tight
>>560496936>>560496958i'm being stared at.................
>>560497537
>>560497495thank you?>>560497504*gives you good night kiss*
>>560497159Stop giving us /utg/ moids a bad name. It's bad enough with Tasquefag and CoL.
>>560497159for the love god please let this be a larp
she bulkin my joe till i crusade
>>560497159for the love of god let this be real
She be Sockin my Buskin till I retrigger on her face
>I don't have "high standards" for pointing out that Toriel is over the hump and desperate for bone-cock*moves col dossier entry from probable gotefag to probable asgorefag*
Plankton: I want you to MAKE me a krabby... PATTY!JoeBot: I haaate dykesPlankton: What... WHAAAAAAAT
>>560497159Are you the annoying faggot who always cries about being "sub 5"?El em ay oh>>560497659I think the only one to give utg moids a good name was the guy who accidentally shared his face that got turned into a spamton edit and that was months ago, I'm sorry anon but it isn't looking good...
Why are there so many thread celebrities famous for hating women?
Ge Hong
>>560498193>the guy who accidentally shared his face that got turned into a spamton edit and that was months agoI must have missed this but I'm sure at least a couple of the boys in this general must be cute sweet hearts. I won't lose hope.
>>560498321That's how I look
>>560498318Notice all of them are European or, Allah forbid, a Jew.
>>560498572Deltarune is a gay by jews, for jews. One of the main characters is literally named Israel. His main conflict is his own disbelief in the worthiness of his existence. This reflects Mr. Fox's anxieties as an anti-zionist Jew, who none the less believes in the existence of a Jewish homeland.
>>560498414once upon a time a bunch of guys got bored and decided to boil and drink rock water and basically that's how I'm talking to you right now
>>560498358>I'm sure at least a couple of the boys in this general must be cute sweet heartsStatistically, not all moids here are chopped but I don't know about being sweethearts, the moids here are either col-lites or they're gaySo it seems you still have a chance! But only if you're gay
>>560498968Women think all men are gay except for the gay ones.
>>560498358>Stating that the boys HAVE to be cute as well*Puts on my jonkler mask*
I may be chopped but my heart isn't.
night night /utg/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe9J0iiPU8
https://youtu.be/A19350JoiE8
>>560499136now draw asgore gardening with a smile on his face while listening to Komm susser tod
https://files.catbox.moe/blj0du.movFINALLY! THE COCK I WAS PROMISED 3000 YEARS AGO, JUST LIKE IN MY PUPPET YAOIS
The catbox video is somebody playing with a large black dildo accompanied with loud music and funny Spamton images
>>560499047kind sweet boys are cute by default>>560498968>But only if you're gayno... I'm just very lonely and hopeful
>>560499320thank you coolskeleton95
>>560499252This was indeed Spamton penis sex cock dildo porn
am I allowed to talk about fave yet
>>560499420>the wind picks up, howling
>>560499420No. Go back to in your box until your father says you can come out.
>>560499252spamtondildomailordermixupanonGOD...
>>560499195That's really specific and I can only do the two independently with your power of imagination bridging the gap
>>560499252I was thinking about you while I was cleaning my non-spamton dildo. Did you use it yet and did your mom end up opening the package (heh)?
>>560493904tycho's just so dislikable sis i can't help it
>>560499512I forgot to actually attach the song, how foolish of me>https://youtu.be/RA0kYS4tGak
>>560499573Foldsville.
even though fave doesn't have a penis I feel like scissoring a fleshlight would be hot
>>560499534No, thankfully she didn’t inspect the package. I’ll use it later when I’m horny, I need my first time being penetrated to be specil
I burnt my popcorn. What would fave do in this situation?
>>560499724y..you forgot the second "fave"...
>>560499796cover it with shredded cheese and eat it anyway
>>560499807*leans in until we're eyeball to eyeball* no anon... ME wants this
>>560499796eat it plain, it did no more than you let it do
>>560499724ive also thought this but I dont think it would be as good as i would hope. but a wet vibrating fave fleshlight however that you can hold against yourself...well a man can dream.
>>560493682I'm a phony, in 10 years I've changed faves 20 times
>>560499763>first time being penetratedOh nice. Have fun and take it slow. My first time should've been with a Fave dildo, I envy you.
>>560476438>kazthis guy is a hypocrite
Spamton tentacle dildo vs Krisfag cum sandwich who wins in a basketball match
>>560499943I think I'd attach it to something and then smash it with the aggression of a penised individual
That little controller? Baby, that looks like a dildo. Alright, I ain't tryna play my games with no dildo.
Get ready, Lightners, for your next Physical Challenge...TennaWare: Shove It Up Your Own Ass Game!!!
>>560499420>>560499476Born of Man and Woman (1950) - Richard Matheson
>>560500305>Krisfag cum sandwichWhat?
>>560500920A shitload of condensed milk between two loaves of bread, eaten while pretending that its Kris' cum
>>560501287Incredible!
yup.... thinkinge bout sex againe
It's all one big cum sandwich, and we all gotta take a bite.
yeah so like we got sausage or bacon
>FAVE>GENDER>DO YOU HATE THE OTHER GENDERgo
>>560501840congonoelleall
>>560501840JevilMaleNo. I already hate myself too much to be doing all that.
>>560501840SOZYGUYNOPE UNLESS THEY BITCHSLAP MW THEN YIP
>Nooooo you cant call Dess a Groomer you cant jack off to that nooooo thats the wrong type of bad guy!Kris self harms as a coping mechanism. They have Dysphoria. (nearly all) the people in their life don't know how to talk to them, including Toriel. They are ashamed of their burgeoning sexuality and impulsive thoughts (especially towards Susie and Noelle).They literally let Dess beat them and their friends to near death for as of yet unknown reasons like come on this is the most groomed child in the universe. Toby Fox created an abused child with no good role models and according to the fandom you aren't allowed to relate to or sexualize that in any form, hell, you arent even allowed to say that it exists!
>>560501840>Spamton>Male>Meh
>>560501840>cheesy snacks wait what was the question >female>I’ve met some good XYs but you guys need to get your shit together
*unleashes a gallon of piss*
>>560501840krismaleno
>>560501840AsgoreI plead the fifthNo, I honestly don't hate anybody
>>560502268THIS IS MY KINGDOM CUM
>>560502268That's a sign of diabetes you know
>>560501840lancerguyno i love everybody
>>560501840SpamelleManI don't like interacting with most people. Yes, but no.
>>560501923I agree with the general idea that the fandom is way too up their ass with the moral purity of drawings, but pretending that Kress groomposting is anything more than edgy jokes and gooning is honestly embarrassing
>>560502560>>560502560>>560502560sleepy so new bird
>>560497159What Kris would say if Deltarune had text input like classic crpgs
>>560504821
hello /utg/ whats everyone up to today??
>>560506097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ1UxzJo5rM
